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The NFL Draft First Round is over and our lives have changed forever because we all have new Quarterbacks. PFT and Big Cat are over the moon while Hank is needing some more convincing. Michael Penix to the Falcons shocked the NFL world and we talk other picks down the board (00:00:00-00:40:03) . NBA/NHL playoffs and Hank has declared the end of Cocky Hank after the Heat take Game 2 (00:40:03-00:51:49). Joel Embiid drops 50 and also...

The Mavs and Pacers tied up the series and Anthony Edwards is a prophet when it comes to Jaden McDaniels (00:00:00-00:14:55). The Capitals are up 2-0 based on PFT's advanced analytics (00:14:55-00:24:22). We talk about the crazy Monday in playoffs. Max dealing with his 5 stages of grief after the Sixers loss and the Lakers still can't beat the Nuggets (00:24:22-00:39:03). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including KD back to Oklahoma City, Bro...

The NBA and NHL playoffs are here and we talk about every game from the weekend. Timberwolves next up (00:00:00-00:15:23). Is Embiid made of glass (00:15:23-00:24:41)? The Lakers/Nuggets play the same game over and over (00:24:41-00:35:22). Big Cat has some words for Jerry Reinsdorf (00:35:22-00:44:59). Celtics are a wagon and the Mavs tricks us all (00:44:59-00:58:12). The Bruins own the Leafs and we debut our Period of the week (...

Gregg Doyel has successfully creeped out all of America with his weirdo lines in Caitlin Clark's introductory press conference and subsequent column that made it worse (00:00:00-00:11:53). We talk NBA Play In Games, Sixers survive and the Bulls are on a collision course with the Celtics which makes Hank very happy (00:11:53-00:19:37). Robert Kraft continues the worst offseason ever for an Owner and Hank shares his QB Draft big boar...

The Lakers take down the Pelicans after Zion scores 40 but gets a mysterious injury and the Warriors are cooked. We talk Reggie Miller analytics and the Washington Capitals make the playoffs in a wild night in hockey (00:00:00-00:24:29). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank's taxes, LIV trying to do hijinx with Rory and Jerry Reinsdorf being the worst owner in sports (00:24:29-00:55:42). Blake Griffin joins the show after his retire...

Scottie Scheffler wins his second green jacket and we were robbed of an all time back 9 on Sunday. Max Homa played his balls off and will be back and what was the note Tiger passed to the amateur Neil Ripley. We talk about the legend Verne Lundquist and more from Masters (00:00:00-00:29:44). UFC 300 was awesome (00:29:44-00:35:47). Who's back of the week including Nestor Cortes and Mark Pope may have Kentucky back. Scott Van Pelt j...

OJ Simpson is Dead. We talk Masters round 1 and Bryson is back (00:00:00-00:17:18). Shohei Ohtani's forensic accounting came back and we discuss what actually happened (00:17:18-00:28:55). Kentucky has a new basketball coach and it's Mark Pope after everyone else said no (00:28:55-00:42:52). Ryan Whitney and Kirk Minihane join the show in studio to talk Masters, favorite current players, Augusta memories and more (00:42:52-01:30:09...

Uconn has won their 6th national title and they did it in dominating fashion. We talk about Dan Hurley and the crazy 2 year run as well as the saddest article ever written out of Indiana (00:00:00-00:26:37). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the eclipse, the Bulls double dunk, and Giannis hurt (00:26:37-00:46:12). Max Homa joins the show to talk about this years Masters, how he's feeling being paired with Tiger, will Shohei be betting...

Emergency breaking news to start the show as John Calipari goes to Arkansas leaving a vacancy at Kentucky (00:00:00-00:18:35). We then get to the rest of the show taped in the afternoon with a recap of the Final Four, South Carolina takes down Caitlin Clark and all the pitchers are getting Tommy John (00:18:35-00:41:52). Who’s back of the week including an end of the world via cyber hacking (00:41:52-00:52:03). John Fanta joins us ...

The NCAA is trying to screw UConn (00:00:00-00:04:50). The A’s are moving to Sacramento and Big Cat has an offer for John Fisher (00:04:50-00:10:04). Stefon Diggs traded and Tiger is swearing off sex for the Masters (00:10:04-00:29:20). We make picks for the weekend before we head to Phoenix (00:29:20-00:37:56). Bulls Guard Alex Caruso joins the show to talk about his incredible journey to the NBA, the bubble championship and shoul...

Caitlin Clark gets her revenge on LSU and the women's Elite 8 Monday night was awesome (00:00:00-00:12:08). John Fisher and the A's management are a complete joke and we're now all in on the fan movement to expose these frauds (00:12:08-00:24:32). Providence basketball fans might gaslight Ed Cooley into resigning (00:24:32-00:28:09). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Schefter's revenge on Rodgers and Rajon Rondo retires (00:28:09-00:4...

The Final Four is set and DJ Burns saves the world from Duke (00:00:00-00:12:41). Zach Edey was introduced to a brand new fan base and Tennessee outside of Dalton Knecht cost them a trip to the Final Four (00:12:41-00:23:39). Uconn is an absolute wagon and we decide what Alabama fans would give up in Football for a title in basketball (00:23:39-00:37:57). Rashee Rice is running from the police and LSU vs Iowa Monday Night (00:37:57...

The Caleb Love vs RJ Davis matchup was stopped by Caleb Love and RJ Davis (00:00:00-00:09:02). Uconn is on an absolutely domination path and Terrance Shannon may be the only guy who can stop it (00:09:02-00:19:31). We talk World Series picks and Fridays Games (00:19:31-00:34:53). MIchigan State Head Coach Tom Izzo joins the show to talk about his career, tough coaching, his famous WAR drill, having a hoarse voice and tons more (00:...

NFL league meetings this week and we have some big time rule changes (00:00:00-00:20:47). Shohei finally speaks to the media and we talk Sweet 16 and Caitlin Clark (00:20:47-00:41:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Flaco the Owl had pigeon herpes and Robert Kraft is trying to find the guy who made a negative Patriots documentary (00:41:25-01:05:38). Shane Gillis joins the show in studio to talk Football, hosting SNL, comedy, Notre...

The first 4 days of the tournament are in the books and we do our best to remember everything that happened the last 4 days including JMU beating Wisconsin, Izzo giving us a brief second of Izzo, Gonzaga going to yet another Sweet 16, how Jay Wright helped Illinois get to the Sweet 16 for the first time since 2005, Purdue being a problem, Uconn dominating and tons more (00:00:00-01:12:57). Who's back of the week including rap beefs...

Day 1 of March Madness is in the books and Jack Gohlke has stolen the hearts of America. 11 seeds and the Pac 12 had a day (00:00:00-00:14:52) and we talk about the weird Shohei Ohtani story (00:14:52-00:26:29). Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports Radio joins us to give us the inside scoop of where Kentucky is at as a program and whether or not Coach Cal will survive another March Madness disappointment (00:26:29-00:46:26). Stanford St...

We’re 24 hours from the best 2 sports day of the year and we get off track with a wild Microsoft excel story. Aaron Donald retired and Anthony Edwards took a soul (00:00:00-00:20:18). We recap the final 2 episodes of the Dynasty documentary (00:20:18-00:33:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Jim Harbaugh’s garage sale (00:33:25-00:48:38). Mark Titus joins us to break down the brackets, upsets, final four and storylines throughout t...

The brackets are finally here and someone on the selection committee has it out for our show with JMU, Wisconsin, Duke and Vermont all being in the same quadrant. We break down our favorite matchups, storylines and who got snubbed (00:00:00-00:32:59). Who's back of the week including Scottie Scheffler, the Titanic, and Joe Lunardi sleeping on the job (00:32:59-00:46:49). Jon Rothstein joins us to break down his bracket region by re...

We're deep into conference championship week and after 12 hours of basketball today the boys are a little loopy. Nova's bubble has been burst (00:00:00-00:13:37). Bears trade for Keenan Allen and Aaron Rodgers is getting a taste of the political world (00:13:37-00:30:58). Comedian Andrew Santino joins the show to talk some sports, touring, making Larry David break on Curb, and tons more (00:30:58-01:26:41). We finish with Fyre Fest...