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NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 Minutes and then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:12:07) Chargers 28, Vikings 24 (00:12:07-00:21:51) Dolphins 70, Broncos 20 (00:21:51-00:33:19) Packers 18, Saints 17 (00:33:19-00:39:56) Bills 37, Commanders 3 (00:39:56-00:48:30) Colts 22, Ravens 19 (00:48:30-00:55:34) Patriots 15, Jets 10 (00:55:34-01:08:55) Texans 37, Jaguars 17 (01:08:55-01:17:47) Lions 20, Falcons 6 (01:17...

The Niners wasted the Giants and look like the best team in football (00:00:00-00:09:35). NFL Week 3 picks and preview including a question about Julio Jones, the Bears terrible Wednesday, Hank needing a win bad, and a loser leaves town game between the Chargers and Vikings (00:09:35-01:16:44). Fantasy Lad boys (01:16:44-01:24:31). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk Ryder Cup, his future Majors goals, some guest questions from Je...

Monday Night Football doubleheader and it’s gotten bad in Cleveland for Deshaun plus the horrible injury to Nick Chubb. Steelers offense stinks and the Panthers/Saints played a boring ass game (00:00:00-00:22:34). College Football talk and is Bama cooked (00:22:34-00:40:21)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the new Rays stadium and Lauren Boebert follow up (00:40:21-00:57:34). Brian Hoyer joins the show to talk about his career, what...

NFL Week 2, we start with Fastest 2 minutes. (00:00:00-00:09:11) We then break down every game from Sunday while Hank watches the end of the Patriots game live on the show Ravens 27, Bengals 24 (00:09:11-00:20:14) Chiefs 17, Jaguars 9 (00:20:14-00:26:25) Seahawks 37, Lions 31 (00:26:25-00:37:21) Bills 38, Raiders 10 (00:37:21-00:43:29) Titans 27, Chargers 24 (00:43:29-00:50:26) Falcons 25, Packers 24 (00:50:26-00:56:36) C...

The Eagles ran it down the Vikings throat and Kirk didn't play that bad. Big Cat has chosen his 2023 pinky team. Max needs to go to a doctor but he is a fortune teller (00:00:00-00:14:52). Week 2 picks and preview for every game including Tua's middle name, Ryan Tannehill wanting to move on from sucking, Jaguars/Chiefs and more. Fantasy Fuccbois (00:14:52-01:21:15). Joakim Noah joins the show in studio to talk about his foundation,...

Aaron Rodgers season is over. We talk about the wild Monday Night Football game and how the Jets have somehow found a way to be more Jets. Josh Allen played bad and announcers need to stop saying asterisks on wins (00:00:00-00:19:06). College Football recap, Texas is back, the PAC 12 is finally really good, Mel Tucker and more (00:19:06-00:34:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron saving Team USA, Trump setting up a feats of st...

We're back with the Fastest 2 minutes for NFL week 1. We then break down every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:46) Commanders 20, Cardinals 16 (00:09:46-00:18:14) Browns 24, Bengals 3 (00:18:14-00:24:30) 49ers 30, Steelers 7 (00:24:30-00:31:07) Bucs 20, Vikings 17 (00:31:07-00:42:35) Jaguars 31, Colts 21 (00:42:35-00:50:19) Saints 16, Titans 15 (00:50:19-00:54:21) Falcons 24, Panthers 10 (00:54:21-01:01:31) Dolphins 36, Ch...

Football is back and the Lions walked into Kansas City and beat the Chiefs. Kadarius Toney had a night he will hopefully forget and Matt Nagy may be a problem (00:00:00-00:17:49). Week 1 picks and preview for every game on Sunday plus Fantasy Fuccbois (00:17:49-01:13:55). We then welcome on our good friend Dan Patrick who wrote a new book and talk to him about the best year for his hair, retiring in 4 years, competition at ESPN and...

The Chiefs are trying to dupe us into not believing in them. We are pumped for football season and take a quick derailment to break down the diarrhea on the plane story after seeing the video (00:00:00-00:22:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne in including Shohei Ohtani picture day, Duke quarterback, Dabo being cooked and more (00:22:50-00:46:16). Pete Prisco joins the show to breakdown the upcoming NFL season why he's so high on the Jaguars...

Football is back. Deion Sanders is keeping receipts and he has the Dawgs to do it. We talk about the full weekend of football, Brian Kelly losing, who was the horniest head coach, Iowa offense being back for a second and more (00:00:00-00:41:28). Who's back of the week including diarrhea on a plane, the Waterdogs going to the semi's and more (00:41:28-00:58:05). Field Yates joins the show to preview the upcoming NFL season, what te...

College Football is back and people got screwed with their TV coverage(00:00:00-00:09:32). We do our NFL new rules refresher, football math quiz for Hank and faces in new places(00:09:32-00:30:29). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to catch up with the guys and then we break down our fantasy football preview, who were drafting, stay aways and Jerry’s poem for Jake(00:30:29-01:47:35). Mt Rushmore of pizza toppings and we finish with Fy...

NFL Cut Day is here and it looked like Jonathan Taylor was on the move until he wasn’t. Ryder Cup picks are in and Hank doesn’t understand that Justin Thomas is a killer(00:00:00-00:20:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a belly fat gun and more(00:20:18-00:43:09). Tom Fornelli joins the show in studio to talk about the upcoming CFB season, who he likes out of each conference, Heisman dark horses and Week 1 locks(00:43:09-01:37:54)...

College Football is back and Jason Garrett is a buzzkill. 49ers trade Trey Lance in what may be the biggest bust in Draft history(00:00:00-00:20:41). Who's back of the week including Trump's golf game and Messi being the GOAT(00:20:41-00:43:23). Howie Long joins the show to talk about his incredible path to the NFL, his 30 years at FOX, the Raiders, 2023 Football season and tons more(00:43:23-01:51:27). We finish the show with Mt R...

Shohei Ohtani is hurt and everyone is sad and some media members are even puking. We recap the Barstool 20th anniversary award ceremony and talk some sports (00:00:00-00:31:13). We then welcome on our friend Andy Staples to talk College Football, dark horse picks, story lines and week zero bets (00:31:13-01:13:4). Mt Rushmore of ass kickings and we wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week (01:13:48-01:42:29).

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The commanders have won the biggest preseason game ever. We talk about that and Josh Harris not knowing how to shake someones hand. Golfers complaining about gamblers and Trevon Diggs liked the wrong tweet (00:00:00-00:23:33) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Chiefsaholic, Miley Cyrus, and Ted Cruz got got by Big Cat (00:23:33-00:38:25). Our longtime friend and former Pro Tight End Tony Scheffler joins the show to talk about his pla...

Week 2 of preseason and we have some hot takes based on twitter clips we saw. The Ryder Cup team has some automatic entries and Hovland had a round of a lifetime (00:00:00-00:19:47). Who's back of the week including the Yankees being absolute trash and more (00:19:47-00:36:05). Daryl "Moose" Johnston joins the show to talk football, cowboys, the fullback position and what he expects in the upcoming season (00:36:05-01:16:19). Greg ...

We start with what has become a summer Friday tradition, reading headlines and commenting on trending topics (00:00:00-00:19:55). We welcome on our good friend Max Homa in person at Olympia Fields, to talk about his season, Ryder Cup, Spicy Meatballs, Tommy Lasorda and more (00:19:55-00:58:27). We then welcome on Super Bowl Champ Vernon Davis to talk ball, all his hosting jobs, the time he got tackled by his penis, winning a SB and...

Hard Knocks episode 2 and we have some questions about the Jets (00:00:00-00:14:56). James Harden is a big problem and we ask Max what he's going to do plus bonus Jake joins the Twitter Space "Does it matter if Obama is gay?" (00:14:56-00:33:07). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Michael Oher and the Tuohy's with a major doodadoo (00:33:07-00:56:35). Jon Rahm joins the show to talk about his Masters title, being so strong, hardest par...

It's time to overreact to some Preseason Football and we're here to tell you who sucks and who is awesome based on fake game (00:00:00-00:18:53). We talk Lucas Glover's swamp ass and Big Cat has a decision to make about Wander Franco and his Dingers Only League (00:18:53-00:26:51). Who's back of the week including EPL, James Harden and country music viral stars (00:26:51-00:39:47). We then welcome on Bills Left Tackle Dion Dawkins ...