Poetry From The Blotter May 25

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Episode Transcript

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And now, ladies and gentlemen,dim your lights and quiet your children.
It is time for me. StephenR. Rex Gabriel Wis Poetry from the
Blotter, taken from various news sources, three sixteen colored times in Telemundo,
pretty much anywhere I could find acrime from the miscellaneous section. Police say

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that a seventeen year old called themon a group of fifty somethings after overhearing
their conversation about television and movies.He called because he felt triggered and defended
by the older group. Silence ofthe Lambs was such a great flick,
I like when Bob danced and tuckedaway his pretty much, everything's offensive if

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you look, so, cancel everybody, and while you're at it, burn
the books. This generation here allupset about friends, clearly viewing life through
a much different lens. The oldergeneration, trunk from the hose in the
yard, disappeared for sixteen hours ontheir bikes. Yeah, they raised hard,
talk to hold doors open, oftenleft alone, disrespect your mother,

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Wait till your dad gets home.All of us are different, even though
we're all the same. But theway we treat each other these days is
just plain lame from the miscellaneous sectionyou'll rate. A thirty eight year old
man wound up with a combound fractureafter trying to kick his roommate's cat after
being asked to pay back money heborrowed. Couldn't believe what he saw what

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a spineless, abusive worsy couldn't gethis way, so we tried to kick
his pussy cat. Miss the kittieby a mile. Wound up breaking a
bone. That's why you don't givemoney, even if it's just alone,
not to friends anyway, and fromdestruction of property. A forty eight year

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old man was asted after smashing themirrors and breaking glasses at a gentleman's club.
After founding out that his dancing girlfriendwas not serious about him, rolled
into the strip club looking for agirl to wed. Bought her what she
wanted, but couldn't get that girlin bed, tires, jewelry, clothing.

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He gave her everything and he headedfor the stage while holding a wedding
ring, but his dreams they quicklyended when he lost everything off. She
went to get that bread, tookoff and pawned that ring. Items pawned
include a diamond ring sixty five inchTV, two Louis Vaton handbags, an

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elliptical trainer, and one pear awoman spanded. This concludes poetry from the
Blotter, our ongoing prayer that youwill never be touched by the hand of crimes.