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(00:00):
I had the biggest brain fart yesterday. I went over to the home improvement
store and I bought like it waslike two hundred and fifty bucks worth of
stuff. One of them was likea big plastic shelf unit kind of thing
to put inside the storage shed cottagekind of thing that I just finished building.
I'm still working on it. Idid all my calking yesterday. You

(00:22):
know a lot of different you know, you have all these little seams and
whatnot that you got a seal.After you build something outside, it's going
to be, you know, exposedto the elements and whatnot. And unfortunately,
the price of a tube of calk. Calk used to be like four
fifty five bucks for a tube.It's not like twelve dollars. Look,

(00:45):
the cost of wood has come downa bit, but really we need to
figure out what's going on with calk. It just it's way too expensive.
I bought two tubes of clear,two tubes of white, two tubes of
black colk, and like an idiot, here comes the brain. Part of

(01:07):
the brain fart thing I did likethe self checkout, and so I'm loading
up my cart with this big shelvingunit and a bunch of different screws and
whatnot, and I ended up leavingmy cock right there at the in the
bag. So I drive all theway home and I'm unloading. Michelle comes
out. She's helping me unload,and then I realize, ah, I

(01:29):
where is my where's my cock?I couldn't find it, and so I
called and they said, we're holdingyour cock for you, and you can
come in and grab it whenever youwant. I have to be really careful
on how I pronunciate this. Ijust realized what it sounds like. So

(01:51):
I drive back over to the homeimprove its store and I walk in and
I'm like, Okay, who hasmy cock? And she goes, oh,
I took it out of the bag. It's in the bottom of the
cart. So then we went aheadand bagged up my calk and then I
came back home. So I've gotsome more work to do, some ceiling
to do on the outdoor thing.So there you go. There's my little story.
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