April 24, 2024 • 19 mins
Welcome back to the Jordyn Jones Podcast! In this episode, Jordyn dives into the "icks" submitted by listeners on Instagram. From pet-related icks to personal hygiene habits, Jordyn discusses it all with humor and relatability. Join Jordyn as she shares her thoughts on each submission and provides insights into why certain behaviors can be cringe-worthy! Stay tuned for more episodes coming your way soon!
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Straw Media. I'm so happy youactually listen to my podcast. Ye hey
everyone, welcome back to the JordanJones Podcast. I'm your host, Jordan
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Jones, And in today's episode,I asked you guys on my Instagram to
send in your IX and I thinkthat these were the best send in submissions
I've ever gotten. I think Irelate to every single one, except for
some people hating on dogs and cats. But wow, I'm excited for this
episode, and I hope you guysare too, So stay tuned to hear
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your guys submissions about your X andMacha is here you guys. She got
fixed two days ago and someone waslike, I think it's an ick that
you got your cat fixed. That'sthe end of her bloodline. That's so
sad to say, guys. Shewas in a heat twice in ten days
it had started. She was somiserable. She's hiking her butt up in
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the air and rolling around on herback and begging for attention and meowing so
loudly. I felt so bad because, oh my gosh, this must be
uncomfortable for her. I don't know, I just felt like bad for her.
And then like once it ended,it was like a couple of days
went by and she started doing itagain, rolling on her back and sticking
her butt up in the air.Basically, I was reading a lot of
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things and doing a lot of researchon what to do, and the best
thing for her was to get herspade. I think that's what it's called
for female's spade. So she's bouncedback completely from her surgery. I mean,
she basically was kind of weird onthe drive home, which was three
minutes, and then she wouldn't reallyget out of her carrier right away.
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But then when she got out,she basically was trying to take off her
bandage. So I took it offof her because they said to leave it
on for an hour, but itwas thirty minutes at that point. Okay,
I mean, if it's not likebleed, I can just take the
little arm bandage off, right,Majia. So I took that off of
her. Then she wasn't licking herincisions, so I took the cone off
of her. And I've just beenwatching her and she's only looked at like
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a couple of times. But Iguess, like cats can bite the stitches
out, and that's what can't happen. So I've just literally been watching her
and she acts totally fine and justlook at her. She is the best
cat ever. Cu guys, it'sso sad. I went so long without
having an animal, and like,without having an animal to come home to,
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and then when she was at surgery, I went back home after dropping
her off, she wasn't there,and it's so sad. People really take
their animals for granted. I meaneveryone takes everything for granted nowadays. But
I missed my cat. Okay,Oh you're the best. Oh you're the
best. Everyone's like, she's gonnastart thinking she's a dog soon because she
just goes everywhere and she's very doglike. Okay. First one, someone
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moving their toes. OMG, Icannot. This is so funny because so
many people, I feel like,do this without even noticing, and then
when you notice, you're like,oh, that's kind of gross. Say,
if you're around a lot of people, you're just sitting there like moving
your feet around. I don't reallylike it either. I mean, yes,
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people are totally doing it without noticing. Most of the time, it's
not something that really gives me likethe ick, like, oh, I
can't be around them like, oh, it's disgusting, but it's just like
I do notice it. I totallyunderstand where this person's coming from, and
they sent it in with all caps. This person really doesn't like that.
This one is just kind of funnyto me. I don't really think it's
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totally disgusting, but some people candefinitely overdo it and make people feel uncomfortable,
so I thought it was good tomention in this episode. Okay,
this one is so true. Ohmy gosh, I feel like one of
my friends literally just said this tome. And this is like about guys.
I mean, I think I don'treally know if a girl would do
this. Maybe some girls, butit's when they hit walls when they're mad,
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punch walls or like put their headinto walls. You know those two
funny guys on TikTok that do likethe gas lighting and all those like funny
videos where they're basically making fun ofhow guys are reasons why he doesn't post
you and training to be like agas lighter or whatever. It's just they're
super funny and they just made avideo recently when a girl threatens to break
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up with them. Well, I'mgonna punch the wall, and I'm gonna
drive my car as fast as Ican when I leave you, and I'm
gonna put my head into the steeringwheel at Hawk as loud as I can.
I don't know. They're obviously dramatic, but I bet some people are
like that. The hitting the wallsthing made me think of their video because
I think that they mentioned it.Yeah, it is an ick obviously,
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more of like an immature thing.You really have some anger management issues.
That is scary to me. They'reprobably thinking, like, I want to
punch her in the face so hardright now, and then they like have
to do it to a wall becausethey can't do it to your face.
That's what they would be thinking,and then I'd be scared. It's is
just not good. Being aggressive andangry is just not something that should flow
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between like guy and girl. Keepthat out to your boys, keep that
in like boxing, or just likework on yourself and don't do that.
Okay, next ick Disney adults slashadults that go all out dressed up to
take pictures with characters. Okay,I'm in the middle with this one.
Yeah, without experiencing this firsthand withmy own family, I've always like completely
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judged this and thought people were crazyand like, oh, I don't like
Disney adults, and I was totallyon your side. And now it's hard
for me because my niece and nephewlove Disney. They love the characters,
they like to dress up, theylike to go to Disney, they have
seas passes, they go all thetime. And my brother and his wife
are so like supportive of that.I mean, I think that they do
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like like Disney and love watching themovies, but it's not like they're a
Rapunzel fan. But they're just reallygood parents. So they like to go
all out for their kids. IfNatalia is like, hey, dad,
like dressed as Star Wars or dressedas I think he was, uh Sven?
No wait, I think Sven's theanimal, the donkey, the horse.
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What is he Sven? Okay,rein Deer? But then who's his
but Christoph? Right? Okay?So I think my brother was Christoph for
Halloween one year and I was Elsa. We just like do that to make
them happy. You know. It'snot like I'm the biggest Elsa fan or
like I would be dressing up asElsa without the kids. Maybe Disney adults
without kids is a little weird tome. But if you're doing it to
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make your kids happy and be cutefor one day, as like a family
dressed together for Disney, I don'tthink that there's any shame in that.
So I don't also think my olderbrother would go take a picture with a
character without the kids unless it waslike Star Wars, because he does love
Star Wars. Yeah, so I'mlike split in between with this ache.
I understand it, but I alsowell, if it was this one circumstance,
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it's like totally okay, oh allright, now is touching your controller
with greasy hands? This is verytrue. My boyfriend actually taught me this
and like saw tiktoks about this,where you like use chopsticks to eat stuff.
I don't do that. I haven'tactually tried that, but that made
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me think, Wow, this islike a normal thing that people don't really
like to eat and be greasy andtouch your controller. It's so gross.
Your controller is something that you probablyliterally never clean. Maybe you'll disinfect it
once a year, but no one'sout here acting like they're consistently doing that.
I'll clean my entire house every singleweek. Wash my toilet, but
like I don't think my controller andthat's like really disgusting now, So like
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I think I'm gonna go home anddisinfect my controller. Yeah, I totally
get that touching greasy food or literallyanything like I eat liquors sometimes when I
game, the sugar crystals kind ofgo everywhere. It's not that disgusting,
but I still am like wiping myhands off before I lay. And it
also like is harder obviously, likeand all around, like I've never done
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that. I won't do that,but I totally understand that that isn't I
because I don't do that, andI literally would cringe. Next ick is
loud breathers and loud chewers. Thiswas sent in a million times. I
wasn't even going to mention it,but like there was like at least one
hundred and fifty people that said loudchewers. I really screenshoted this one because
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it was both and the loud breathingreally gets to me. Say you're sitting
next to your friend and you justlike can hear them breathing? Oh my
god. I think I usually saysomething like are you okay? It is
an ick to me and I knowthat there's probably like underlying issues that are
serious, but still it's just somethingI can't really do. And I watch
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a lot of mookbangmokbongs. People's micsnowadays are like really crystal clear. I
do watch people chew all the time. It sounds so weird. It's like
the weirdest thing that I like.Where I'll be eating, so I have
to watch someone else eat. Ifyou watch mukbangs, you understand where I'm
coming from from this. But ifI'm out not watching someone eat from a
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video, I can't do loud chewingor swallowing and hearing people crunch on their
chips. And another thing that doesn'tbother me is when I'm playing Xbox with
people and i can hear them eatingthrough my headset. I'm just like,
oh are you eating? And thenlike go on with my life. But
for some reason, if I'm likein public with people, it's something I
can't move past. And I alsowant to know your guys' thoughts in the
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comments. Let me know what yourbiggest dick is in which one you relate
to from the video? Okay,next, when guys wear slides without cutting
their toenails. I mean, thatis a weird thing to think about and
be on your mind at like nineam when I posted this, and you're
just oh long toenails with their slides. Oh, that really gets to me.
I get it. I totally getit. You want to know something
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I learned, So if you're gettinga pedicure, you should always tell them
you want a square instead of round, which I've always not liked because when
it's square, it's kind of likepokey on the sides. Then I was
with my niece and I was gettingher a pedicure, and the manicurist to
whatever lady goes, oh, whatdo you want to do with her?
And I was like, oh,you know, whatever you think is best.
She goes, Okay, I thinkthat you should do square, and
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you should tell her mom to alwaysdo square so that she doesn't get ingrown
toenails because when you get round,they kind of like go in and like
cut and whatever. So that's justa little tip. I don't know if
it's true. I obviously only heardit from one woman, but I mean
she seems to know what she's talkingabout, so I would trust her opinion
on that. But wearing slides ingeneral, I really don't like unless you're
on vacation or at the beach.If you're just walking around like shopping or
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going on a date or something,slide to give me the egg. I
don't really want to see guys freefeet, so I get it. And
then on top of that, iftheir toenails are hanging off their slides in
the front, it's like, bro, if you cut that off, you'd
lose three pounds. Okay, thisnext one is pretty similar wearing no socks.
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When wearing shoes, I'm in eventop this one. Wearing no show
socks, it's like the same becauseyou're still seeing like ankle and stuff.
Then you take off your shoes andyou're like walking around someone's house and you
have no show socks on and you'rea guy. I cannot Oh my god.
That is literally I don't judge anyone, but like, come on,
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guys, I'm judging you. Ohgod. I stopped wearing no show socks
when I thought it was gross thatother people were doing it. And then
most of the time your feet don'teven fit in the no show so then
they start like breaking on the bottom. Bro, No, come on,
everyone needs to throw out no showsocks and throw out black socks, gray
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socks. If you can see wearwhatever sock you want. I feel like
no one can see it. Okaywhen I'm working out, though, sometimes
I like black socks because it's likeblack leggings that like elongates the look.
But like for your every day youguys have to wear white, taller socks
or just at least white socks.Come on, buy them a little bit
more frequently. Don't let them getdingy. I know life is getting expensive,
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but come on, next. Ickwhen they vape? Yeah, I
agree with this one. It's justsomething that you know people do or they
don't do. I don't really knowwhat else to say about it. It's
just like an addiction thing, obsessivething, relying on something, or like
needing something in your hand. Ithink the bigger ick is when they can't
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find their vape. It's like theworld is ending if it's not right here.
They will literally tear the couch cushionsapart and be like, who took
my vape? Where's my vape?I literally had it two seconds ago.
Oh my god, Like, someonetake me to the vape store, like
I literally need another one. Thatpart where they like can't find it,
and that like they do this,that's the bigger ick to me. No
one could change my mind on that. Vape all you want, but don't
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go looking for it like that.Just take a deep breath, you know,
be a little bit more nonchalant insteadof like where's the vape? Bro?
Way too many people close to melike vape and I make fun of
them for that, So okay.Next one, people who don't brush their
tongue in only their teeth. Yeah. I mean it's not like you would
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really know this about people. Soit's just something that like disgusts you.
Not like you're watching people like notdo it to give you the ick.
But yeah, obviously like personal hygienevery important. Yeah, it's really funny
because my mom like obviously skeppt hertongue, but for some reason we're like
usually on FaceTime when she's doing this, and she's like kacky, all right.
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Next one, not knowing how todrive. I used to not know
how to drive for a long time, much longer than average, and now
I love driving. It's just somethingthat really scared me and I didn't really
need to. My mom still livedin La she drove me everywhere, and
if anything like, I would havenot had had that time with her.
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If I knew how to drive,I would have been on my own.
But I'm so happy that I hadthat time of her taking me everywhere,
and I loved it, taking meto every audition and I don't even know
ex set every single day. Itwas the best. So now I feel
like, if you were in arelationship with me, a guy and you're
above the age of twenty one andhe doesn't know how to drive, yeah,
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of course that would give me thelike, that'd give everyone the ack.
But like girls, you don't reallyneed to know, Like, it's
not an ick for girls. Idon't think my friend Sofia in New York
doesn't know how to drive. Shelives in New York, she lives in
the city. She takes a subwayeverywhere, she takes taxis everywhere. There's
no point. It's not always thatbad. But if it's like a guy,
yeah, next one. People whoforce opinions on others, it's so
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embarrassing and sad. Yeah, thisis really true. This always comes from
insecurity and jealousy. Say, ifyou're like in a friend group and the
friend group is talking bad about oneof your friends. Oh, that's so
weird that they posted that, Likecan you believe that? And then you're
like, oh, yeah, likethat is really weird. They just think
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it's weird. I think it's weirdnow because I'm so influenced by them.
I think they're so cool and they'reright and their opinion matters. And then
you're like thinking about it and yougo tell your friend, you know,
you should probably delete this, theysaid, So we're talking about it.
I just thought I should bring itup to because like, yeah, they're
probably just like jealous of what youpost it, or what girl you have
or what car you have or anythinglike that. So unless it's like something
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that genuinely like is just from oneof your friends, I saw this,
and you know the lighting isn't thatgood. You have a better picture,
Like you should delete that one andpost this one that is a different story.
But just overall, when people arelike forcing their opinions on everyone else,
bro, are you okay? Likewhy do you have to do that?
Just let people live unless it's likea serious concern. I don't know.
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This happens a lot with people,and sometimes you just got to listen
to them or not. I don'tknow. You just gotta like flow with
like the exact interactual situation. Idon't really know exactly what happened, but
yeah, okay, next one.When they can never have one drink,
they always have to get drunk.Yeah, this just applies to a lot
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of different things, but mainly thisone. This is a big thing,
especially if you were not going togo out at all. Say you're like
your friends are trying to get youto go out, and you're like,
no, no, like I'm reallyjust trying to like stay this weekend,
like you know, I just wenttoo hard last weekend. I gotta take
a break whatever. And they're like, no, come on, come on,
and he's fine, like I'm gonnago, but I'm not gonna drink.
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And then fine, I'll have oneshot and then they're the most drunk.
It feels like they don't have anyself control, and that is like
a really bad character trait. AndI feel like we've all been there with
different things in our life where youknow, we kind of don't have self
control and we let our like emotionsand feelings and like you know, popularity
get in the way of that.But the more you grow up, I
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feel like people get out of thatand they do what they want actually instead
of what other people are like expectingthem to do or want them to do.
Yeah, obviously this is an ick. I don't like this. I
think that it's a bad character trait. But everyone has to learn their lesson
the hard way, or just likelearn their lesson period. Okay. Last
one is when they are mean slashdislike animals. Again, so correct.
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It's just like, how could younot think they're at least cute? Like,
sure, don't own one, sayyou're allergic and you can't have them,
but they're still so cute. Youdon't have to say like I hate
dogs. That is such a lie. I don't think there's like a single
person on earth that can be likeone hundred percent hatred towards dogs or cats
or any animal. I don't know, why are you trying to be cool?
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Like it's not a flex, bro, they're cute, or you like
one dog but all these other dogsyou don't like. It's just I don't
know, it's weird to have aflex about that, and I think you're
annoying. That wraps up today's video, Like I said, in the beginning
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of the video. I really enjoyedthose submissions. Thank you guys for always
being on top of it and helpingme out. I just love that you
guys watch submit care stream. We'rea little community here and I always appreciate
the love. Thank you guys againfor watching today's episode, and I will
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are and see you next time onthe Jordan Jones Podcast.
Straw Media. I'm so happy youactually listen to my podcast. Ye hey
everyone, welcome back to the JordanJones Podcast. I'm your host, Jordan
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Jones, And in today's episode,I asked you guys on my Instagram to
send in your IX and I thinkthat these were the best send in submissions
I've ever gotten. I think Irelate to every single one, except for
some people hating on dogs and cats. But wow, I'm excited for this
episode, and I hope you guysare too, So stay tuned to hear
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your guys submissions about your X andMacha is here you guys. She got
fixed two days ago and someone waslike, I think it's an ick that
you got your cat fixed. That'sthe end of her bloodline. That's so
sad to say, guys. Shewas in a heat twice in ten days
it had started. She was somiserable. She's hiking her butt up in
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the air and rolling around on herback and begging for attention and meowing so
loudly. I felt so bad because, oh my gosh, this must be
uncomfortable for her. I don't know, I just felt like bad for her.
And then like once it ended,it was like a couple of days
went by and she started doing itagain, rolling on her back and sticking
her butt up in the air.Basically, I was reading a lot of
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things and doing a lot of researchon what to do, and the best
thing for her was to get herspade. I think that's what it's called
for female's spade. So she's bouncedback completely from her surgery. I mean,
she basically was kind of weird onthe drive home, which was three
minutes, and then she wouldn't reallyget out of her carrier right away.
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But then when she got out,she basically was trying to take off her
bandage. So I took it offof her because they said to leave it
on for an hour, but itwas thirty minutes at that point. Okay,
I mean, if it's not likebleed, I can just take the
little arm bandage off, right,Majia. So I took that off of
her. Then she wasn't licking herincisions, so I took the cone off
of her. And I've just beenwatching her and she's only looked at like
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a couple of times. But Iguess, like cats can bite the stitches
out, and that's what can't happen. So I've just literally been watching her
and she acts totally fine and justlook at her. She is the best
cat ever. Cu guys, it'sso sad. I went so long without
having an animal, and like,without having an animal to come home to,
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and then when she was at surgery, I went back home after dropping
her off, she wasn't there,and it's so sad. People really take
their animals for granted. I meaneveryone takes everything for granted nowadays. But
I missed my cat. Okay,Oh you're the best. Oh you're the
best. Everyone's like, she's gonnastart thinking she's a dog soon because she
just goes everywhere and she's very doglike. Okay. First one, someone
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moving their toes. OMG, Icannot. This is so funny because so
many people, I feel like,do this without even noticing, and then
when you notice, you're like,oh, that's kind of gross. Say,
if you're around a lot of people, you're just sitting there like moving
your feet around. I don't reallylike it either. I mean, yes,
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people are totally doing it without noticing. Most of the time, it's
not something that really gives me likethe ick, like, oh, I
can't be around them like, oh, it's disgusting, but it's just like
I do notice it. I totallyunderstand where this person's coming from, and
they sent it in with all caps. This person really doesn't like that.
This one is just kind of funnyto me. I don't really think it's
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totally disgusting, but some people candefinitely overdo it and make people feel uncomfortable,
so I thought it was good tomention in this episode. Okay,
this one is so true. Ohmy gosh, I feel like one of
my friends literally just said this tome. And this is like about guys.
I mean, I think I don'treally know if a girl would do
this. Maybe some girls, butit's when they hit walls when they're mad,
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punch walls or like put their headinto walls. You know those two
funny guys on TikTok that do likethe gas lighting and all those like funny
videos where they're basically making fun ofhow guys are reasons why he doesn't post
you and training to be like agas lighter or whatever. It's just they're
super funny and they just made avideo recently when a girl threatens to break
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up with them. Well, I'mgonna punch the wall, and I'm gonna
drive my car as fast as Ican when I leave you, and I'm
gonna put my head into the steeringwheel at Hawk as loud as I can.
I don't know. They're obviously dramatic, but I bet some people are
like that. The hitting the wallsthing made me think of their video because
I think that they mentioned it.Yeah, it is an ick obviously,
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more of like an immature thing.You really have some anger management issues.
That is scary to me. They'reprobably thinking, like, I want to
punch her in the face so hardright now, and then they like have
to do it to a wall becausethey can't do it to your face.
That's what they would be thinking,and then I'd be scared. It's is
just not good. Being aggressive andangry is just not something that should flow
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between like guy and girl. Keepthat out to your boys, keep that
in like boxing, or just likework on yourself and don't do that.
Okay, next ick Disney adults slashadults that go all out dressed up to
take pictures with characters. Okay,I'm in the middle with this one.
Yeah, without experiencing this firsthand withmy own family, I've always like completely
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judged this and thought people were crazyand like, oh, I don't like
Disney adults, and I was totallyon your side. And now it's hard
for me because my niece and nephewlove Disney. They love the characters,
they like to dress up, theylike to go to Disney, they have
seas passes, they go all thetime. And my brother and his wife
are so like supportive of that.I mean, I think that they do
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like like Disney and love watching themovies, but it's not like they're a
Rapunzel fan. But they're just reallygood parents. So they like to go
all out for their kids. IfNatalia is like, hey, dad,
like dressed as Star Wars or dressedas I think he was, uh Sven?
No wait, I think Sven's theanimal, the donkey, the horse.
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What is he Sven? Okay,rein Deer? But then who's his
but Christoph? Right? Okay?So I think my brother was Christoph for
Halloween one year and I was Elsa. We just like do that to make
them happy. You know. It'snot like I'm the biggest Elsa fan or
like I would be dressing up asElsa without the kids. Maybe Disney adults
without kids is a little weird tome. But if you're doing it to
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make your kids happy and be cutefor one day, as like a family
dressed together for Disney, I don'tthink that there's any shame in that.
So I don't also think my olderbrother would go take a picture with a
character without the kids unless it waslike Star Wars, because he does love
Star Wars. Yeah, so I'mlike split in between with this ache.
I understand it, but I alsowell, if it was this one circumstance,
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it's like totally okay, oh allright, now is touching your controller
with greasy hands? This is verytrue. My boyfriend actually taught me this
and like saw tiktoks about this,where you like use chopsticks to eat stuff.
I don't do that. I haven'tactually tried that, but that made
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me think, Wow, this islike a normal thing that people don't really
like to eat and be greasy andtouch your controller. It's so gross.
Your controller is something that you probablyliterally never clean. Maybe you'll disinfect it
once a year, but no one'sout here acting like they're consistently doing that.
I'll clean my entire house every singleweek. Wash my toilet, but
like I don't think my controller andthat's like really disgusting now, So like
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I think I'm gonna go home anddisinfect my controller. Yeah, I totally
get that touching greasy food or literallyanything like I eat liquors sometimes when I
game, the sugar crystals kind ofgo everywhere. It's not that disgusting,
but I still am like wiping myhands off before I lay. And it
also like is harder obviously, likeand all around, like I've never done
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that. I won't do that,but I totally understand that that isn't I
because I don't do that, andI literally would cringe. Next ick is
loud breathers and loud chewers. Thiswas sent in a million times. I
wasn't even going to mention it,but like there was like at least one
hundred and fifty people that said loudchewers. I really screenshoted this one because
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it was both and the loud breathingreally gets to me. Say you're sitting
next to your friend and you justlike can hear them breathing? Oh my
god. I think I usually saysomething like are you okay? It is
an ick to me and I knowthat there's probably like underlying issues that are
serious, but still it's just somethingI can't really do. And I watch
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a lot of mookbangmokbongs. People's micsnowadays are like really crystal clear. I
do watch people chew all the time. It sounds so weird. It's like
the weirdest thing that I like.Where I'll be eating, so I have
to watch someone else eat. Ifyou watch mukbangs, you understand where I'm
coming from from this. But ifI'm out not watching someone eat from a
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video, I can't do loud chewingor swallowing and hearing people crunch on their
chips. And another thing that doesn'tbother me is when I'm playing Xbox with
people and i can hear them eatingthrough my headset. I'm just like,
oh are you eating? And thenlike go on with my life. But
for some reason, if I'm likein public with people, it's something I
can't move past. And I alsowant to know your guys' thoughts in the
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comments. Let me know what yourbiggest dick is in which one you relate
to from the video? Okay,next, when guys wear slides without cutting
their toenails. I mean, thatis a weird thing to think about and
be on your mind at like nineam when I posted this, and you're
just oh long toenails with their slides. Oh, that really gets to me.
I get it. I totally getit. You want to know something
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I learned, So if you're gettinga pedicure, you should always tell them
you want a square instead of round, which I've always not liked because when
it's square, it's kind of likepokey on the sides. Then I was
with my niece and I was gettingher a pedicure, and the manicurist to
whatever lady goes, oh, whatdo you want to do with her?
And I was like, oh,you know, whatever you think is best.
She goes, Okay, I thinkthat you should do square, and
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you should tell her mom to alwaysdo square so that she doesn't get ingrown
toenails because when you get round,they kind of like go in and like
cut and whatever. So that's justa little tip. I don't know if
it's true. I obviously only heardit from one woman, but I mean
she seems to know what she's talkingabout, so I would trust her opinion
on that. But wearing slides ingeneral, I really don't like unless you're
on vacation or at the beach.If you're just walking around like shopping or
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going on a date or something,slide to give me the egg. I
don't really want to see guys freefeet, so I get it. And
then on top of that, iftheir toenails are hanging off their slides in
the front, it's like, bro, if you cut that off, you'd
lose three pounds. Okay, thisnext one is pretty similar wearing no socks.
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When wearing shoes, I'm in eventop this one. Wearing no show
socks, it's like the same becauseyou're still seeing like ankle and stuff.
Then you take off your shoes andyou're like walking around someone's house and you
have no show socks on and you'rea guy. I cannot Oh my god.
That is literally I don't judge anyone, but like, come on,
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guys, I'm judging you. Ohgod. I stopped wearing no show socks
when I thought it was gross thatother people were doing it. And then
most of the time your feet don'teven fit in the no show so then
they start like breaking on the bottom. Bro, No, come on,
everyone needs to throw out no showsocks and throw out black socks, gray
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socks. If you can see wearwhatever sock you want. I feel like
no one can see it. Okaywhen I'm working out, though, sometimes
I like black socks because it's likeblack leggings that like elongates the look.
But like for your every day youguys have to wear white, taller socks
or just at least white socks.Come on, buy them a little bit
more frequently. Don't let them getdingy. I know life is getting expensive,
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but come on, next. Ickwhen they vape? Yeah, I
agree with this one. It's justsomething that you know people do or they
don't do. I don't really knowwhat else to say about it. It's
just like an addiction thing, obsessivething, relying on something, or like
needing something in your hand. Ithink the bigger ick is when they can't
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find their vape. It's like theworld is ending if it's not right here.
They will literally tear the couch cushionsapart and be like, who took
my vape? Where's my vape?I literally had it two seconds ago.
Oh my god, Like, someonetake me to the vape store, like
I literally need another one. Thatpart where they like can't find it,
and that like they do this,that's the bigger ick to me. No
one could change my mind on that. Vape all you want, but don't
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go looking for it like that.Just take a deep breath, you know,
be a little bit more nonchalant insteadof like where's the vape? Bro?
Way too many people close to melike vape and I make fun of
them for that, So okay.Next one, people who don't brush their
tongue in only their teeth. Yeah. I mean it's not like you would
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really know this about people. Soit's just something that like disgusts you.
Not like you're watching people like notdo it to give you the ick.
But yeah, obviously like personal hygienevery important. Yeah, it's really funny
because my mom like obviously skeppt hertongue, but for some reason we're like
usually on FaceTime when she's doing this, and she's like kacky, all right.
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Next one, not knowing how todrive. I used to not know
how to drive for a long time, much longer than average, and now
I love driving. It's just somethingthat really scared me and I didn't really
need to. My mom still livedin La she drove me everywhere, and
if anything like, I would havenot had had that time with her.
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If I knew how to drive,I would have been on my own.
But I'm so happy that I hadthat time of her taking me everywhere,
and I loved it, taking meto every audition and I don't even know
ex set every single day. Itwas the best. So now I feel
like, if you were in arelationship with me, a guy and you're
above the age of twenty one andhe doesn't know how to drive, yeah,
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of course that would give me thelike, that'd give everyone the ack.
But like girls, you don't reallyneed to know, Like, it's
not an ick for girls. Idon't think my friend Sofia in New York
doesn't know how to drive. Shelives in New York, she lives in
the city. She takes a subwayeverywhere, she takes taxis everywhere. There's
no point. It's not always thatbad. But if it's like a guy,
yeah, next one. People whoforce opinions on others, it's so
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embarrassing and sad. Yeah, thisis really true. This always comes from
insecurity and jealousy. Say, ifyou're like in a friend group and the
friend group is talking bad about oneof your friends. Oh, that's so
weird that they posted that, Likecan you believe that? And then you're
like, oh, yeah, likethat is really weird. They just think
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it's weird. I think it's weirdnow because I'm so influenced by them.
I think they're so cool and they'reright and their opinion matters. And then
you're like thinking about it and yougo tell your friend, you know,
you should probably delete this, theysaid, So we're talking about it.
I just thought I should bring itup to because like, yeah, they're
probably just like jealous of what youpost it, or what girl you have
or what car you have or anythinglike that. So unless it's like something
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that genuinely like is just from oneof your friends, I saw this,
and you know the lighting isn't thatgood. You have a better picture,
Like you should delete that one andpost this one that is a different story.
But just overall, when people arelike forcing their opinions on everyone else,
bro, are you okay? Likewhy do you have to do that?
Just let people live unless it's likea serious concern. I don't know.
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This happens a lot with people,and sometimes you just got to listen
to them or not. I don'tknow. You just gotta like flow with
like the exact interactual situation. Idon't really know exactly what happened, but
yeah, okay, next one.When they can never have one drink,
they always have to get drunk.Yeah, this just applies to a lot
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of different things, but mainly thisone. This is a big thing,
especially if you were not going togo out at all. Say you're like
your friends are trying to get youto go out, and you're like,
no, no, like I'm reallyjust trying to like stay this weekend,
like you know, I just wenttoo hard last weekend. I gotta take
a break whatever. And they're like, no, come on, come on,
and he's fine, like I'm gonnago, but I'm not gonna drink.
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And then fine, I'll have oneshot and then they're the most drunk.
It feels like they don't have anyself control, and that is like
a really bad character trait. AndI feel like we've all been there with
different things in our life where youknow, we kind of don't have self
control and we let our like emotionsand feelings and like you know, popularity
get in the way of that.But the more you grow up, I
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feel like people get out of thatand they do what they want actually instead
of what other people are like expectingthem to do or want them to do.
Yeah, obviously this is an ick. I don't like this. I
think that it's a bad character trait. But everyone has to learn their lesson
the hard way, or just likelearn their lesson period. Okay. Last
one is when they are mean slashdislike animals. Again, so correct.
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It's just like, how could younot think they're at least cute? Like,
sure, don't own one, sayyou're allergic and you can't have them,
but they're still so cute. Youdon't have to say like I hate
dogs. That is such a lie. I don't think there's like a single
person on earth that can be likeone hundred percent hatred towards dogs or cats
or any animal. I don't know, why are you trying to be cool?
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Like it's not a flex, bro, they're cute, or you like
one dog but all these other dogsyou don't like. It's just I don't
know, it's weird to have aflex about that, and I think you're
annoying. That wraps up today's video, Like I said, in the beginning
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of the video. I really enjoyedthose submissions. Thank you guys for always
being on top of it and helpingme out. I just love that you
guys watch submit care stream. We'rea little community here and I always appreciate
the love. Thank you guys againfor watching today's episode, and I will
see you guys next week. Bye. You've been listening to the Jordan Jowes
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