November 21, 2025 • 40 mins
Dan reacts to the Thursday night football game as the Texans sack Josh Allen eight times, and the crew discusses long-necked quarterbacks through history and how Davis Mills stacks up. A surprise appearance from Pandora with a new “Stat of the Day” rendition. Comedian Matt Friend shows up to deliver his impressions of presidents and celebrities and tries his hand at figuring out Dan’s cadence.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Good morning. If you're watching on Peacock download the app
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(01:12):
the NBC Sports Network. We got together after dinner last
night watched the Texans beat the Bills twenty three to nineteen.
It was a long night for Josh Allen. He was
sacked eight times and he spoke after the loss to
the Texans.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Can you even put into words how it did just
to get through a game like got most sacks of
your career?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I ran into a couple myself. I gotta be better
throwing the ball away and living to see another down
and let us play some situational football and pending on
deep and too many times I was going backwards and
I gotta be better on that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
He's not gonna throw his line under the bus. And
he did run into a couple of those sacks, but
when you're going up the middle and you're coming off
the edge, it didn't matter wherever he was looking or
trying to look. The Give credit to the Texans. There's
still a really good defensive team. And Davis Mills, in
spite of his long neck, you know that might be
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the second longest neck of any quarterback in NFL history.
Aside from Peyton Manning. But Paul, he said, you know,
that might be a negative with a long neck, but
he seemed to pull out the victory.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Yeah, Dylan and I were sitting in the sports book
and this is what happens in Vegas when you've had
a couple and you're breaking down football. We were like,
Dylan goes, you know, guys at long necks generally don't
make great NFL quarterbacks. I'm like, what's your thesis here,
you old Davis Mills. I'm like, he's not bad. He goes, Yes,
but he's not great. That's why he's not a starter.
I'm like, okay, Mike Lennon had a chance to start
a little bit. Nice backup. Long neck, really long neck,
(02:42):
maybe the longest checking my records. But then the Peyton
Manning neck debunks to the entire theory.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, a really.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Long neck and a first ballot Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh I know, is his dad referred to him as
long neck?
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I remember in New Orleans being out with Archie and
Eli and Peyton and Archie. The dad is making fun
of Peyton calling him long net.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
As our conversation kept going over drinks, we decided Peyton
Manning's more known for his forehead than his neck, so
that means he's not a long neck. First guy.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Back to you then, okay, thank you. Nobody breaks down
the game quite like we do a real conversa. All right, Seeton,
what's the poll question for the final hour of the program.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Yeah, we got a few of them up there right now.
The must win game this weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We've got the.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Chiefs, we have got the Rams, we have got the
Cowboys and the Buccaneers.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Chiefs running away with that one.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Also, if you could watch the race from one place
and F one race rooftop casino balcony, grandstands, a TV
casino balcony right now is winning that one. And the
best part of F one crashes speed drama or the
team radio meltdowns, the speed followed by team radio.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's awesome. Okay. It's a late weekend in college football,
not a lot of great matchups, although USC Oregon is interesting.
The NFL always going to have great matchups. The Buccaneers
at the Rams is really interesting. Buccaneers. You know, you
got to write the ship here at some point. That's
a tough place to do it. Considering the way Stafford's
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been playing.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Yes, Paul, you're right about USC Oregon. Oregon is at
nine to one, they're a ten and a half point favorite.
And Lincoln Riley right now eight and two. He's calm
things down quite a bit out there, and if he
takes down Oregon, you're not getting him in it out
of there anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, and we've talked about this, that he's too expensive
if he doesn't get the job done. But we've seen
these buyouts and we still don't have any conclusion with
Lane kid. You know, imagine the coach being the distraction.
If you're a coach, you don't want distractions, But your
coach is the distraction right now because you're waiting to
find out will he stay or will he go? And
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everybody's trying to read into Oh, that means he's going
to Florida, or that means he's going to LSU. That
means he's staying at Old miss Ole. Miss a great story.
This is the best that team is ever that in
the history of the program. Really, you go back to
Archie Manning when he was there back in the late
sixties and he was a Heisman Trophy candidate. There, but
(05:11):
this is a wonderful year and I don't know if
it's Lane's last year there. I don't know if he
feels like, I'll never win a national championship here, and
maybe that would be the reason why he would go
to LSU or Florida.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
Yes, Marv is almost on the same level as Texas
A and M as as far as we really, really
really want to be great at college football. Because remember
years ago with Lawan tread Well, I was like, Okay,
they're trying to be great at football. With Lane Kiffing,
You're finally great at football. So they do they do
everything to keep them A and M. A and M.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yes, because you know the manzel era and then they
you know, added onto that stadium. Now they want to
be they want to be great. They're willing to spend
to be great. They thought they did that a couple
of years ago with Jimbo Fisher and it didn't work,
even though Jimbo tried to tell us that he did
all that great recruiting, and I was told they invested
(06:06):
heavily into their defensive line that year. Yes, both A.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
And M has Longhorn money, they just don't have the
Longhorn success. But I mean they're there right now. Ole
Miss has always been like kind of that not bad,
not good, fun team over the past thirty years, more
known for the tailgate, but that changed and was Marvin saying,
what was that? The bow Wallace, Robert Kimdiche and Lawan Treadwell. Yeah,
and they got some recruiting violations off that. When you're
(06:32):
getting recruiting violations, that means you're doing things right, so.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yirdly, yeah, Paulie goes, you know, I respect that, Yes,
and at least you're trying to do something. I said
soon as they signed those guys, I said, somebody's going
on probation.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
It was blue chips, the college football.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Version, and I went, you know, back then when you
weren't supposed to do this and they were bringing in these,
you know, blue chip recruits.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Yes, Paulie, I always say, Florida football when Irvin Meira
was there, people are in trouble. The NSA was looking
and man where they went a lot of ball, Yes, Marvin.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Yeah, when he signed the contree where I was like, oh, man, okay,
they got somebody local. Somebody's like no that thanks from Illinois,
don't nobody go from Illinois to Ole Miss for football.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
He's from the South side of Chicago. I believe, Okay.
I said that we might have a special phone call here,
and uh, you know, we have a lot of stat
of the Day songs there and my favorite, Uh it
is not everybody else's favorite, but I love it because
I just think there's a message being sent to me. Marvin. Uh,
do you know if we could play that U statura,
(07:35):
the J.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Stata, the J we love you stata, the day Stanta,
the j stanta, the j oh damn, give us that
stat of.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The day, and the person who gave us stat of
the Day, Pandora, is joining us, legend a legend. Thank
you for joining us, Pandora. I know that you were
in Reno and we thought maybe you would be able
to join us here in Las Vegas. I know you're moving,
(08:09):
so yeah, but we want to thank you for We
were hoping to have you do the stat of the
Day here in person. I know.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'm sorry we couldn't make it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Do you have something for me?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I did. I kind of changed it around a little
bit for Vegas.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Oh okay, so it's still the stat of the Day.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay, you got the piano with you, yep, Okay, here
we go. This is Pandora with stat.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Of the Day, the cause of fence and lu girls
are too.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
What are you asking him me to? Vegas has cold,
so it's time to play, Dan Lemons.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What you're willing.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
For my stat of the day, stat of the day.
You're welcome, Vegus. It's the status the day, stat of
the day, even hot day here in bass, it's the
stat of the day, stat of the day. Down you
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played your condra and on.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
The stead of the day.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
All right, emotional, you know, I think it's better that
you weren't here in person because there is a lot
going on with that song there. I can feel the heat.
I can feel it. And thank you, Pandora.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Uh is your husband there?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He is?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh okay, well that's not good.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah I can send away down.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, I mean buzzy like I thought it was just
you know, a personal zoom call. Uh you well, thank
you again and we love hearing it. And good luck
with your move to Texas.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
All right, that's a Pandora. Okay, give us how much
am I willing to pay a lot of heat there. Yes,
you know, I got a fever, but that gave me
a little bit more of a fever. Yeah, thank you, Todd.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Wow live performance at the Found Blue.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I know, but I thought I could get a
piano in here and then have her play that song.
But she's moving to Texas and it's best. She shouldn't
be that close to me. You know.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Maybe that's why you think you're flying a little too
close to the sun.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Here, babe. We're moving to Texas, babe. Yeah, enough of
this Dan Patrick show in Vegas and we're in Reno,
not far away. It's time to get out of town,
all right, Greg and Michigan. Good morning, Greg.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Hey, good morning, damn the man. It's mister Positive. Hey.
I mentioned you last night on National Radio with Bart Winkler.
You let me down my bills? Dan, Dan, help me?
What's wrong with I mean, come on, are not that
good this year? Oh? Dan? Don't come on? I mean
(11:27):
you're right? And is it his frontline? I mean, I
mean you've got the best, arguably him, Mahomes and Jackson
are the best, you know, all around quarterbacks, and he
can't do it himself. Do you know who Mark Ryan
is no, okay. He says that coaches have a seven
(11:51):
year lifespan, so.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's a coaching span, not lifespan, like I want to
be a coach. You're going to die in seven years?
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Oh, Dan, Dan, Oh Greg?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Greg? Thank you, thank you Rambling. I can't help you
give us about some defense there. I mean, there's only
so much Josh Allen could do, but give credit to
the Texans sections played really well well. Uh Todd in
(12:23):
North Carolina? Hi, Todd, what's on your mind?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (12:27):
First time in a long time. I was actually at
that Indianapolis race back in our five that you're talking
about with the previous segment. So it wasn't really a
right parade, but I'm a Ferrari fan, so I enjoyed
seeing the cars. Also got to meet Michael Shechmacher and
get his autograph, which now when with him in his
current condition, is even more special.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They just wanted to call in about that, all right, Well,
thank you, Todd, thank you. Who had the best week
in sports? Todd? Can you give us? Give us? Okays,
the best week in sports was turned in by who
or what? By the way, the Hall of Excellence here
(13:07):
at the Fountain Blue I met PAULI there yesterday. Just
the sports memorabilia, as far as a one room collection,
it's the best collection I've ever seen. And it's you know,
I don't know one hundred feet away from here, but
they have so many great things in there, awesome, and
(13:28):
they're on all the Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings are
in there, Shoho Tony shoes in bat from the World Series.
They got Carl Lewis's warm up jacket from the eighty
four Olympics. They got I mean Will Chamberlain. They have
the actual scorecard when he scored one hundred points, autographed
by Wilt There's so much there. You get the opportunity.
(13:50):
The Hall of Excellence that Jim Gray and Tom Brady
put together is incredible, yes, Paul.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
And not just great stuff. They've got like the one
of one type stuff. They've got a babe room. World
Series used autograph bat. I didn't know something like that existed,
and they said it's They didn't want to give me
the number, but they said it's worth more than the
entire build, like the build out of it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
They had.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Walter Payton's game used helmet from the rushing record, not
just a random game they had Michael Jordan's first air
Jordan's shoes that he used in the first game, and
they have the clip of the announcer saying those are
the ugliest shoes in the NBA. You could play things
and hear it. So Kobe Bryant's warm up jacket from
his first game in the NBA, not just a random
game wild stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, And there's a QR code and you can click
on that. You can actually get voices, you know, Jim
Nantz voices, some things in there. You can hear Tom
Brady's voice. But they have all kinds of things. Michael
Phelps stuff from the Olympics with gold medals, but very
very impressive. The hello friends, they who encourage you to
use the rest of room to the left. Yeah. Hall
(14:52):
of excellence here at Fountain Blue. Okay. Best week in
sports Todd.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
With three straight wins over the Jags, Times and now
the Bills last night. Yes Week in Sports goes to
QB Davis Mills and the Texans. Mills five touchdowns, only
one pick over those three games.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Hugh Town started off owing three. They're now six and five.
Let's go hugh Town, all right.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Seaton dang I had Hughtown two. That's a signature win
against the Bills six and five. Things seem to be
going in the right direction, Paul.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
I'm gonna go back to USC's Lincoln Riley. The past
month has been really good. Last week against Iowa getting
that done. If he gets it done this weekend. There
are people looking to see if that job was gonna
come open USC. Yeah, there was people lurking. It's the
right word, Dan, you know. And if the UC job
ever comes available, it's hot, scalding hot. But it looks
(15:38):
like you can make it another year though.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, us see if it comes open soon. Marvin best
week in sports Lane Kiffing. He's hot at the fish
grease right now. Old missus Tenant won Florida LSU. They're
coming after him with a big check. Sunday Night. Two
quarterbacks with firepower and finesse. It's their time in the spotlight.
Baker Mayfield Junior the Third and the Bucks against Matthew
Stafford in the Ram Sunday seven or Eastern on NBC
(16:03):
and Peacock when we come back. He is shot out
of a canon. Just warning you. He is Matt Friend,
a up and coming comedian and he will join us
next year on The Dan Patrick Show.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
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Speaker 7 (16:24):
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Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh, how do you? How do you introduce him? Stand
up comedian, impressionist, actor, commentator, voice actor. You can check
out Matt Friend upcoming shows in North America. You can
go to Atmattfriend dot com. I'm looking at some of
the voices here, so Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jeff Goldbloom,
Timothy Shalomet, Stanley Tucci, Mitch McConnell, King, Charles Michael Bublay,
(17:19):
Bill Maher, Howard Stern Matthew McConaughey, Andy Cohen, Sebastian Manusconco,
who was the first impersonation.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
Well, first of all, can I just say that when
I was four years old and I looked in the mirror,
I said, I don't want to host the Oscars.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't want to be on TV.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
My dream is to appear on talk shows in the
middle of a casino, and I think of great American comedians,
you know, Robin Williams, Jerry Seinfeld going on Johnny Carson.
This to me is my big break getting up with
Dan Patrick in front of the blackjack table. This is
it is surreal to be with you. Thank you for
having me. I feel like you could be my dad.
(17:57):
We do have kind of a vibe going here. I
have an ability to look like every Republican congressman and
one person.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Why aren't you at the Cheney funeral right now?
Speaker 13 (18:06):
I feel like you should be sitting there with Kamala
passing a mint to somebody.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I sent my condolences. Now I'm thrilled to be here.
And uh, which was my favorite voice? You said her
first one? My first one was Austin Powers. Uh So
that was the one that got me into comedy. I
fell in love with that movie Doctor REvil gold Member
of Fat Bastard.
Speaker 13 (18:22):
Where Why are you five years old? At the time
I was four? Yeah, I'm twenty seven now. Okay, So
that's the one that got me hooked. And how's it sound.
I can't really do it anymore? I know I do,
doctor REvil.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to
be called mister thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
When did it? When did an adult tell you that
you had something?
Speaker 13 (18:44):
I think I was always just making people laugh, like
I for me, I like I said, when I was
a kid, I just wanted to make my parents laugh
and their friends laugh, and then my teachers laugh. And
then I was a precocious kid, like quoting you know. Oh,
I loved Johnny Carson, an old era of show business.
For whatever reason, I was very drawn to like Jonathan
Winters and Richard Pryor in that period. So I was
(19:07):
quoting those guys, and I think just I got laugh
as a kid, and then then it happened.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
But you do your impersonations in front of the people often, Yeah, okay,
when does it go bad when you do an impersonation
in front of it has yet too, it has yet
to go.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
I think it's all the way you approach that, like
anything in life, you want to be kind of respectful
and have like a likability factor. But I used to
run into people on the street, and then I would
do it like it started with me meeting Andy Cohen
on the sidewalk, which is how ninety five percent of
gay hookup stories begin. Just meeting Andy Cohen on the sidewalk,
and Andy looks at me and goes, wait a minute,
(19:43):
you're like the guy who does me right like you do.
But I thought, that's definitely not the first time Andy
Cohen has said that to.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
A guy on the sidewalk. You guys look like you're.
Speaker 13 (19:52):
About to get your shoes signed in an airport right now,
sitting there.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
But this is amazing. I love this.
Speaker 13 (20:00):
And then I was doing Sebastian Man of Skelko.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I ran a new amount of restaurant with soap everybody.
It's I'm so happy to be here with Dan Patrick.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Look at this.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
I did a talk showing a casino go to his bookish.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
And then a lot of the political stuff has taken over.
I performed at the Correspondence dinner last year and I'm
in this interesting position where it's kind of bipartisan, where
I'm trying to make Republican audiences and Democratic audiences laugh
and kind of get everybody because let me tell you something, Dan,
when you're a star, you could do anything in gram
by the Graham, by the Patrick.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You can do anything you want. And let me just say,
it's great to be am. I looking at this camera.
You can look at any cameras.
Speaker 13 (20:42):
Ryet Hey, Quiet, Piggy, Quiet, Piggy, Okay, quiet.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
That's a good well, he says, quiet, Piggy. Is that disgusting?
He says Piggy to the reporter, which I think was
a terrible thing. But you have Charles Leclerk. You have
F one, which is a great I love F one.
That's a great thing too. And you're really getting me started,
because if you want to talk, there's a black guy
that's a great one. I love a black African Americans
are great people. That's my favorite African American right there.
(21:08):
He's sitting there. He's fantastic. I would say his name
is Morgan. Well, I didn't ask his name. I just
abused the black guy. But I do like Marvin A
lot of Actually his stuff is well, I know him
very well.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
And thank you, thank you, thank you for your ser
I'm in character now. I don't know what to tell you.
Thank you, Marvin. Who's your favorite? Who's the go to
impression sexually? Okay? Got it?
Speaker 13 (21:33):
This is this interview is taking a turn. I go
to impression? Uh well, right now I'm working on myself.
So I'm doing my first hour of stand up and
that'll be next year, my first special. And uh it's
this is not the question the answer to the question
you wanted the voices like a monkey boy, I Howard Stearn.
We're doing the radio, so this has got to be it.
Right then, let me ask you a question. Okay, you're
(21:55):
a legendary broadcaster. I want to know this. You must
have gotten so much. Is back in the day, who
is the hottest chick you ever banged? You must have
banged some hot chick. Who's the hottest chick, Dan Patrick,
you ever banged? Here's Joy Behart, Joy Bayhart, Jesus talk
about that view. Hello, But when you're gonna do the
(22:17):
stand up, yeah, how much is gonna be with impressions?
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (22:22):
I would say it's probably like thirty percent woven in
and I'm very excited about it. Like I love like
Eddie Murphy raw and that's a big blueprint for me
and Jim Carrey's stuff and Robin Williams's stuff and the
way that those guys would seamlessly weave in impressions through
the material.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
For me, like, the content has to lead it.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
Obviously I'm doing these voices, but I think a separating
factor that I hope to achieve is you need.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
To have actual content.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
You need to have actual jokes and substance behind what
you're doing. It's not enough in my mind. I started
doing voices on stage and I would go.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Hello, it's ste Griffin. Great to be here, It's fantastic.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
You know.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
I get away with doing the voices, but now as
a comedian, I want to really like have substance behind
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, I was talking to Frank Kelly Endow all about it.
Amazing is to have that context or point of view
that it has to lead to something absolutely because everybody
and they probably come up to you and you go, hey,
let me do an impersonation for you, but then it doesn't.
All it does is sound like like I can do.
Ronald Reagan. Well, yeah, that's timely, I know. So then
(23:24):
that's that's what gets all the twenty seven year olds aroused.
But it doesn't lead anywhere right now. Fritzi Fritzie does,
Marge Simpson, Oh really, it's really great to meet you.
Thanks for being here on the show.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
Well there goes my boner. But anyways, that was that
was amazing. That that was actually that was awesome. And
Hank and some actors get paid millions of dollars to do.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That a year. Hank is aria exactly. That was awesome.
That was great. But I'm sure people come up to
you and you go, hey.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
No, for sure, Like now I'm at an interesting point
like where I'm still very much coming up. But there
is the occasional time where people will yell at Howard Stern,
Jeff go, you know, and I say, hello, overy good
to see you, thank you, Jeff goblum g ld b
l you m yes, yes, So I do love to
satisfy the people that come up to me and and
(24:12):
ask for that.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
When did you feel that it changed when you kind
of hit social media, because it I think it exploded
a little bit. Yeah, It's just it was a big explosion.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
It's all just been incremental, Like I, you know, I
have to take a step back off and then think
how crazy, Like it's crazy being here with you. I'm
such a fan and every day something kind of wild happens,
you know, And I'm having these opportunities at a pretty
young age, I would say, but it just feels very incrementally.
I'm hustling kind of like a maniac, and I'm trying
(24:44):
to do as much as possible and entertain different audiences and.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Do it a different way.
Speaker 13 (24:49):
But I'm using traditional media and social media, and it's
been a grind, but I love it.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's a Matt Friend and you can go to atmetfriend
dot com.
Speaker 13 (24:58):
Find me on truth social on OnlyFans huge with the
ault right were you? Were you a class Clown? I
like I definitely was making noises like George Carlin the
Class Clown album. Like I was definitely making noises and
trying to make people laugh in class. I don't think
I was too crazy, but yes there was an I'm
the youngest child too, so there's an element of I
(25:18):
need the attention and I do like to make people
laugh absolutely, But is.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
There a darkness? It feels like every comedian they talk
about you know, there's a downside. I don't have that.
Speaker 13 (25:30):
Like I read mel Brooks's autobiography and I related a
lot to that. I think, like Nick Kroll has talked
about it, I just wanted to make people laugh as
a kid, and uh, you know, for that's kind of
the reason my dad did trap me in a closet
for ten years. But other than that, but no, I
just I loved making like I just like the silly things.
(25:51):
We're in such a divided time now, and I want
to make people laugh, like the one the number one
impression I think that can make people laugh is actually
the impression that I do to seduce women on the road.
And many of your you're all looking at thinking, oh,
you seduce women, that's surprising. But I do this impression
because I'm going to warn you, every woman wants to
have sex with this person, so I do it. The
(26:12):
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. Something about the way he looks
like he's holding him an intense amount of diarrhea at
all times.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He's seductive. But I have to say he didn't do
that impression for him, did you. I don't know if
he would remember, but I did. I didn't do it
for him now, but I'd say, it's crazy being here
because this is a full circle because I hosted the
NHL Awards here a year ago, so the National Hockey
League had an award show. Is the worst audience you
can possibly fathom. You know how athletes are.
Speaker 13 (26:51):
There's nothing like performing in a room full of brain
damaged one tooth to Yougoslavian hockey players, they're like, very funny,
ju boy, what's next? This is my this is my
best impression. It's a silent depression. I think Charlie Chaplin.
This is every NHL player reacting to one of my jokes.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
This is it. They look like they wanted to. It
was like performing at the Kremlin.
Speaker 13 (27:15):
For man, It's like they're all named Putbovski.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm like, what is going on here? Have you been
asked to host the SPS?
Speaker 13 (27:22):
I haven't yet, But I love Norm McDonald and his
was like the the top. But that these are the
That's what I would love.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
To do one day. That would be amazing having been
there when Norm, when I was at the mother's chair. Yes,
how is that it? If you wanted to have a
bomb go off and have athletes go what is going
on here? And he didn't like he was going after people.
He wanted fire, you know what.
Speaker 13 (27:51):
You know, he would shake hands with people after he
would bomb. Like at the end of a show, Norm
would go to the end of the club and shake
hands with every person that was there. Like, I think
Jeff Ross has talked about this, but I think it
wasn't bombing Norm McDonald. I think he was just so
smart that people weren't really getting the jokes. Yeah, I
mean it, which is different than having a bad material
(28:12):
in bombing.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, like Andy Kaufman knew what he was doing. You
weren't going to get it. Yeah, but Norm, if you
got it, great, but he wasn't going to slow down
for you to catch up. Yeah. Yeah, whenever you talk
to Okay, I'm playing golf in Vegas, Yes, at Shadow Creek, yep.
And all of a sudden, I see Norm and Kato
(28:33):
Kaylin Okay, this was last week, right, And so we're
outside having drinks and all of a sudden, Norm comes
up with Kato and sits down and just just riffs
for thirty minutes. He seemed like he was the best.
It was. It was great. You're talking about Kato, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah,
he was funny the judge from the OJ trial. Where
(28:54):
do you want to be in ten years aside from
in a casino, Yeah, now, I.
Speaker 13 (28:58):
Hope to be doing the talk show casino circuit in
ten years. Maybe, who knows, maybe I'll do be interviewed
by Oprah on an escalator. This is uh, now, this
is I want to be. That's a great question. Well,
first of all, I just wanted to say it is
surreal being with you. I'm a huge fan of the
show in a view, and thank you for having me.
I want to be The big goal is like I
(29:18):
want to be my generation's version of like Kim moll
and hosting the Oscars and having my like kind of
but whatever the next incarnation of a late night show
is is what I is what I aspire to do,
and that's definitely more acting and I'm going to do
my first special next year. But I'm at this kind
of interesting point in my career now where I built
a following and now it's kind of taking it to
(29:39):
the next place. But I definitely want to I love
like Johnny Carson and again like kind of a throwback
to that era. But I love the intersection of politics
and news and pop culture, and I hope to be
at the center of it.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Paul, you have the name for this stand up special?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yeah, his first Dana special friendly.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Fire, Friendly Fire. Oh my god? Where my shooting this?
The Palisades Jesus. I thought it was going to be
Fosting Friend, Fox and Friend, Fox and Matt Friends.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I've been going on that show, which has been very fun. Actually. Yeah,
like Vivica A. Fox could be on with Fox and Friends.
Speaker 13 (30:10):
Yes, or me and Jamie Fox do a special together
and then it's Fox and Friend.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I like that. Yes, you can go to at Mattfriend
dot com.
Speaker 13 (30:19):
Yes, yeah, at at mattfriend dot com, Instagram, the Matt
Friend follow me. There a bunch of shows. I have
Tempe Arizona coming up. Very excited and uh, I'll talk
about this memory of doing the Dan Patrick show in
in in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Do you pick up on my voice?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:35):
You do.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You have a great you have resting broadcaster voice. Right.
Speaker 13 (30:39):
I can't really do it Dan quite yet, but can you?
How do I do you give me? Give me some insight.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I
don't know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 13 (30:51):
Oh I know, Oh I know, I know you don't know. Well,
am I just say, can we just talk about what
do we have any time we have time?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Okay? Is this all gonna get cut? It's fine, It's okay, Yeah,
I mean the whole thing. We're not even recording this,
so fantastic.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
I want to ask you about Brockmeyer, by the way, okay,
because so Hank was my dad's college roommate, Okay, and
I'm none of my whole life. He's like the best,
and I love when you collaborate with him. Can you
tell me about the first time you collaborated with Hank
and Brockmeyer.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I don't even remember. Fantastic, No, Like I remember doing it,
but I like, you're not doing it in real time
right right, Like I did the Simpsons, but I'm not
doing it with any other characters, right, I'm just the
broadcaster doing Homer Simpsons skipping rocks. So that was that.
I just played the announcer guy, you remember, Paul.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
A little bit before Brockmeer ever happened, Hank was on
our show and he started doing like a fake sportscaster call,
and I don't know if that was a precursor of
that or not, but he was doing this like mocking
sportscaster calls, like okay, famous ones in history. And then
like three years later he kind of stumbled into Brockmeyer.
But I remember him.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
He's the best. Yeah. But I even said to him,
I said, you should think about doing a like a
show off this character.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
I've never seen my dad laugh as hard as that
first original four minute broadcam sure, And it's just it
was so great. I love that show. And also I
love him because, like you, we have this like resting
broadcaster voice where people think I'm telling a joke all
the time, but I'm just talking regularly, like I'm not
trying to do a bit right now.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
This is just how I sound. Yeah, you have only
seven yeah, yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:30):
Yes, Seth MacFarlane said, even Helen Keller could hear my voice,
which was a nice compliment.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Okay, so thank you to Seth too soon though for
that too soon rest in peace at Matt Friend. That's amazing.
Speaker 13 (32:44):
You could smell the you can smell the defeat while
doing this talk show.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I've never did a talk showhere.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
I could literally hear regret as I'm trying to form
a joke. Imagine doing a talk show. You just see
nine strippers walk by. It's in the morning. God, this
is a Dan Patrick. Just remember us, Matt.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
You know, when you're a big deal and then I
see you and then you whisk right You think I
would do that? Yes? Why do you say that? What
is it about me that makes you think that? I
don't know. I just got a feeling of the future
last night when I saw you whisk right by me.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
First of all, let's add some context. I didn't know
you guys were there. I was on my way to dinner.
I was wearing AirPods. I should have because you didn't
want to be bothered.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Nastic move.
Speaker 13 (33:25):
Absolutely not. I'm the opposite of that. No matter what
level I ever achieved. I love doing the content. I'm
not going to be like, you know, having an Alec
Baldwin throwing a fit at a paparazzi moment. I mean,
I love Alec Baldwin, but I love it. The people,
the fans are what's making me.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Come on, Okay, we didn't feel except for Dan Patrick,
because last night we're like, what a prick? And is
that really how you felt, No, No, I didn't you
whisk right by me? Damn you whisk right by me?
I real quick. I wish I had known it was you,
And and my my guy who's the director. He said, Oh,
that's FN my friend, and I go and I'm with
(34:02):
I'm I'm with my best friend, my best guy who
does impersonation. Yeah, I know the amazing the og you
guys said.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
If I had known that was you, I would have
stopped because I would have tried to book myself on
the show. And then I got lucky because you have
a genius producer who asked if I would do it. Yes,
so well we were. I'm happy that we ran into that.
I'm so happy that we did this, and thank you
for having me.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
This was awesome. F one tomorrow, all right, Matt, mad Friend,
Yes at madfriend dot com. We'll be back after this,
I think on the Dan Patrick Show.
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Speaker 2 (34:45):
Friday courtesy of Don's Prime Fountain Blue, Las Vegas original
restaurant concept. The WAGU that we had that is brought
in from Durango, Colorado should be illegal. That is great, great,
So it's got that nineteen fifties feel as far as
the restaurant goes. But the Tomahawk steak, the Wagou mac
(35:09):
and cheese was great too, Todd, I saw that you
dove into absolutely and rightfully so. But thank you again
for the hospitality here at Fountain Blue, David and Company
who made all this happen. I want to thank Joe
and Rachel who design all of our sets. Here, a
round of applause for them, all right, Joe Ray, all right,
(35:30):
Joe and Rachel husband and wife who travel. They do
all of our Super Bowl sets. And then Rachel said,
I'll take care of you and if you're watching on
Peacock with the NBC Sports Network. She did all of this,
all of the designs behind us. So thank you for
all the great work. The big german who drove the
TV truck and made all of this happen as well
(35:52):
as far as the camera did. Jabarn Kay Jarrett and
his brother Jay a H. Jay who has no idea
what Marvin's name is, ah Mark. I'm so bad with names.
I'm sorry, Melvin.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
He loves it here can smoke inside.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
He didn't know Seaton's name for a long time either.
I don't think Sexton. Sexton. Yeah, how do you get Sexton?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
I'm not sure it happens though more than you think.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, Sext. Also the great camera people made all of
this happen. Dylan in the back room, Guys Jade representing iHeartRadio.
All of the people who make there's so many people
who make this great, make this easy for us. It's
kind of plug and play. We just sit here, nact
foolish and do it for three hours. So thank you
(36:46):
again for all the hospitality here at the Fountain Blue
by the way. Sunday night, it'll be the Buccaneers. It's
Baker Mayfield and Matthew Stafford in the Rams Sunday seven Eastern.
That'll start on NBC and PE Matthew Stafford leading candidate
for MVP honors. Here all right, final results of the
pole question. What do you have for me? Seaton?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Yeah, we got a bunch of them there. We have
the most must win game. A's surprising where people would
want to watch the game race to believe it or not?
All right, most must win game is the Chiefs this weekend.
They've ran away with that. One where people would want
to watch an F one race is a casino balcony
followed by a TV and then what are you what's
the best part of F one? The speed followed by
(37:29):
the radio meltdowns? You know what's last crashes?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Well, they don't.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
They just kind of nudge each other. You don't, Thank God,
you know, you don't have those at those speeds that
they're going at. Yeah, now we become Formula one experts.
I feel like, guy, yes, I feel like that. Seaton
keeps walking by where they have these jackets that you
can get that Formula one jackets, and he's walked by
(37:54):
it a couple of times and he goes, I should
I really should get one of those, and then he goes,
but you know what's going to happen. All end up
be brushing my teeth and I'll spill something on you
know that toothpaste on the jacket. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
Yeah, that's like anytime you see something you know like
they're they're nice, you know, and they cuss a little bit,
and I'm just like, you know what, I know that
I'm an idiot and I'm just gonna I'm gonna wear
it brushing my teeth.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I'm gonna dribble it all down there. That's not gonna
come out and be like, why did I buy this?
I'll just go ruin it, and I don't know how
you wear it back home right to the olive garden.
Speaker 8 (38:22):
It's not my style, really, but I do like it.
I see it, and I'm like, I want to I
like that.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Yes, Marvin, you would only have to listen to like
club music when you wear that. You just this is
the rhythm of the That's the only music you can
listen to if you wear those jackets.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
No, no, oh.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, this day in sports history, Paul.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
I got a couple for you. Dan nineteen thirty four
of the New York Yankees purchased the contract of minor
leaguer Joe DiMaggio from San Francisco the Pacific Coast League.
That worked out pretty well for them. Oh and then
one of my favorites, if you'll indulge me, The flu
lost on this date in nineteen seventy seven. Walter Payton,
who had the flu, ran for two and seventy five yards.
The flu eat it and the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
We never talked about the flu game with Walter Payton
killed the flu.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
He was probably food poisoned as well, and he still
ran for two se of it.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
He had a pizza from Salt Lakes apparently true. Yeah,
they flew it in. Apparently flew Park City. Let's see,
I remember this. This is nineteen sixty nine. I think
on thirteen years of age. Bob Coosey, he comes out
of retirement. He's a player coach for the Cincinnati Royals.
He's forty one years of age. It didn't go well. No,
(39:31):
he was going against the Knicks and Walt Frasier company
in it. No. Yeah, I think they lost a lead
in the final I think, if memory serves me correctly,
the Knicks won their eighteenth consecutive game, but they needed
some help here in the final minute and took advantage
of Bob Coosey. Yes, Marvel played by play. It was
no Mark Dahn. It was so Fraser takes the ball. Yeah, man,
(39:54):
it goes COOZI. They can't stop him no more. D Yeah. Yeah,
her name's unbelievable. Why you got to talk about that, Tod?
What did you learn today? This league is living it.
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Good morning. If you're watching on Peacock download the app
if you haven't done so, or you can watch on
(01:12):
the NBC Sports Network. We got together after dinner last
night watched the Texans beat the Bills twenty three to nineteen.
It was a long night for Josh Allen. He was
sacked eight times and he spoke after the loss to
the Texans.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Can you even put into words how it did just
to get through a game like got most sacks of
your career?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, it's not fun.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I ran into a couple myself. I gotta be better
throwing the ball away and living to see another down
and let us play some situational football and pending on
deep and too many times I was going backwards and
I gotta be better on that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
He's not gonna throw his line under the bus. And
he did run into a couple of those sacks, but
when you're going up the middle and you're coming off
the edge, it didn't matter wherever he was looking or
trying to look. The Give credit to the Texans. There's
still a really good defensive team. And Davis Mills, in
spite of his long neck, you know that might be
(02:09):
the second longest neck of any quarterback in NFL history.
Aside from Peyton Manning. But Paul, he said, you know,
that might be a negative with a long neck, but
he seemed to pull out the victory.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Yeah, Dylan and I were sitting in the sports book
and this is what happens in Vegas when you've had
a couple and you're breaking down football. We were like,
Dylan goes, you know, guys at long necks generally don't
make great NFL quarterbacks. I'm like, what's your thesis here,
you old Davis Mills. I'm like, he's not bad. He goes, Yes,
but he's not great. That's why he's not a starter.
I'm like, okay, Mike Lennon had a chance to start
a little bit. Nice backup. Long neck, really long neck,
(02:42):
maybe the longest checking my records. But then the Peyton
Manning neck debunks to the entire theory.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, a really.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Long neck and a first ballot Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh I know, is his dad referred to him as
long neck?
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I remember in New Orleans being out with Archie and
Eli and Peyton and Archie. The dad is making fun
of Peyton calling him long net.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
As our conversation kept going over drinks, we decided Peyton
Manning's more known for his forehead than his neck, so
that means he's not a long neck. First guy.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Back to you then, okay, thank you. Nobody breaks down
the game quite like we do a real conversa. All right, Seeton,
what's the poll question for the final hour of the program.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Yeah, we got a few of them up there right now.
The must win game this weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We've got the.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Chiefs, we have got the Rams, we have got the
Cowboys and the Buccaneers.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Chiefs running away with that one.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Also, if you could watch the race from one place
and F one race rooftop casino balcony, grandstands, a TV
casino balcony right now is winning that one. And the
best part of F one crashes speed drama or the
team radio meltdowns, the speed followed by team radio.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
That's awesome. Okay. It's a late weekend in college football,
not a lot of great matchups, although USC Oregon is interesting.
The NFL always going to have great matchups. The Buccaneers
at the Rams is really interesting. Buccaneers. You know, you
got to write the ship here at some point. That's
a tough place to do it. Considering the way Stafford's
(04:12):
been playing.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Yes, Paul, you're right about USC Oregon. Oregon is at
nine to one, they're a ten and a half point favorite.
And Lincoln Riley right now eight and two. He's calm
things down quite a bit out there, and if he
takes down Oregon, you're not getting him in it out
of there anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, and we've talked about this, that he's too expensive
if he doesn't get the job done. But we've seen
these buyouts and we still don't have any conclusion with
Lane kid. You know, imagine the coach being the distraction.
If you're a coach, you don't want distractions, But your
coach is the distraction right now because you're waiting to
find out will he stay or will he go? And
(04:48):
everybody's trying to read into Oh, that means he's going
to Florida, or that means he's going to LSU. That
means he's staying at Old miss Ole. Miss a great story.
This is the best that team is ever that in
the history of the program. Really, you go back to
Archie Manning when he was there back in the late
sixties and he was a Heisman Trophy candidate. There, but
(05:11):
this is a wonderful year and I don't know if
it's Lane's last year there. I don't know if he
feels like, I'll never win a national championship here, and
maybe that would be the reason why he would go
to LSU or Florida.
Speaker 9 (05:22):
Yes, Marv is almost on the same level as Texas
A and M as as far as we really, really
really want to be great at college football. Because remember
years ago with Lawan tread Well, I was like, Okay,
they're trying to be great at football. With Lane Kiffing,
You're finally great at football. So they do they do
everything to keep them A and M. A and M.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yes, because you know the manzel era and then they
you know, added onto that stadium. Now they want to
be they want to be great. They're willing to spend
to be great. They thought they did that a couple
of years ago with Jimbo Fisher and it didn't work,
even though Jimbo tried to tell us that he did
all that great recruiting, and I was told they invested
(06:06):
heavily into their defensive line that year. Yes, both A.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
And M has Longhorn money, they just don't have the
Longhorn success. But I mean they're there right now. Ole
Miss has always been like kind of that not bad,
not good, fun team over the past thirty years, more
known for the tailgate, but that changed and was Marvin saying,
what was that? The bow Wallace, Robert Kimdiche and Lawan Treadwell. Yeah,
and they got some recruiting violations off that. When you're
(06:32):
getting recruiting violations, that means you're doing things right, so.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yirdly, yeah, Paulie goes, you know, I respect that, Yes,
and at least you're trying to do something. I said
soon as they signed those guys, I said, somebody's going
on probation.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
It was blue chips, the college football.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Version, and I went, you know, back then when you
weren't supposed to do this and they were bringing in these,
you know, blue chip recruits.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Yes, Paulie, I always say, Florida football when Irvin Meira
was there, people are in trouble. The NSA was looking
and man where they went a lot of ball, Yes, Marvin.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Yeah, when he signed the contree where I was like, oh, man, okay,
they got somebody local. Somebody's like no that thanks from Illinois,
don't nobody go from Illinois to Ole Miss for football.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
He's from the South side of Chicago. I believe, Okay.
I said that we might have a special phone call here,
and uh, you know, we have a lot of stat
of the Day songs there and my favorite, Uh it
is not everybody else's favorite, but I love it because
I just think there's a message being sent to me. Marvin. Uh,
do you know if we could play that U statura,
(07:35):
the J.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Stata, the J we love you stata, the day Stanta,
the j stanta, the j oh damn, give us that
stat of.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The day, and the person who gave us stat of
the Day, Pandora, is joining us, legend a legend. Thank
you for joining us, Pandora. I know that you were
in Reno and we thought maybe you would be able
to join us here in Las Vegas. I know you're moving,
(08:09):
so yeah, but we want to thank you for We
were hoping to have you do the stat of the
Day here in person. I know.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'm sorry we couldn't make it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Do you have something for me?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I did. I kind of changed it around a little
bit for Vegas.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Oh okay, so it's still the stat of the Day.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay, you got the piano with you, yep, Okay, here
we go. This is Pandora with stat.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Of the Day, the cause of fence and lu girls
are too.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Dan?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
What are you asking him me to? Vegas has cold,
so it's time to play, Dan Lemons.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What you're willing.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
For my stat of the day, stat of the day.
You're welcome, Vegus. It's the status the day, stat of
the day, even hot day here in bass, it's the
stat of the day, stat of the day. Down you
(09:23):
played your condra and on.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
The stead of the day.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
All right, emotional, you know, I think it's better that
you weren't here in person because there is a lot
going on with that song there. I can feel the heat.
I can feel it. And thank you, Pandora.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Uh is your husband there?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He is?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh okay, well that's not good.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah I can send away down.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, I mean buzzy like I thought it was just
you know, a personal zoom call. Uh you well, thank
you again and we love hearing it. And good luck
with your move to Texas.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
All right, that's a Pandora. Okay, give us how much
am I willing to pay a lot of heat there. Yes,
you know, I got a fever, but that gave me
a little bit more of a fever. Yeah, thank you, Todd.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Wow live performance at the Found Blue.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I know, but I thought I could get a
piano in here and then have her play that song.
But she's moving to Texas and it's best. She shouldn't
be that close to me. You know.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Maybe that's why you think you're flying a little too
close to the sun.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Here, babe. We're moving to Texas, babe. Yeah, enough of
this Dan Patrick show in Vegas and we're in Reno,
not far away. It's time to get out of town,
all right, Greg and Michigan. Good morning, Greg.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Hey, good morning, damn the man. It's mister Positive. Hey.
I mentioned you last night on National Radio with Bart Winkler.
You let me down my bills? Dan, Dan, help me?
What's wrong with I mean, come on, are not that
good this year? Oh? Dan? Don't come on? I mean
(11:27):
you're right? And is it his frontline? I mean, I
mean you've got the best, arguably him, Mahomes and Jackson
are the best, you know, all around quarterbacks, and he
can't do it himself. Do you know who Mark Ryan
is no, okay. He says that coaches have a seven
(11:51):
year lifespan, so.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's a coaching span, not lifespan, like I want to
be a coach. You're going to die in seven years?
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Oh, Dan, Dan, Oh Greg?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Greg? Thank you, thank you Rambling. I can't help you
give us about some defense there. I mean, there's only
so much Josh Allen could do, but give credit to
the Texans sections played really well well. Uh Todd in
(12:23):
North Carolina? Hi, Todd, what's on your mind?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (12:27):
First time in a long time. I was actually at
that Indianapolis race back in our five that you're talking
about with the previous segment. So it wasn't really a
right parade, but I'm a Ferrari fan, so I enjoyed
seeing the cars. Also got to meet Michael Shechmacher and
get his autograph, which now when with him in his
current condition, is even more special.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They just wanted to call in about that, all right, Well,
thank you, Todd, thank you. Who had the best week
in sports? Todd? Can you give us? Give us? Okays,
the best week in sports was turned in by who
or what? By the way, the Hall of Excellence here
(13:07):
at the Fountain Blue I met PAULI there yesterday. Just
the sports memorabilia, as far as a one room collection,
it's the best collection I've ever seen. And it's you know,
I don't know one hundred feet away from here, but
they have so many great things in there, awesome, and
(13:28):
they're on all the Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings are
in there, Shoho Tony shoes in bat from the World Series.
They got Carl Lewis's warm up jacket from the eighty
four Olympics. They got I mean Will Chamberlain. They have
the actual scorecard when he scored one hundred points, autographed
by Wilt There's so much there. You get the opportunity.
(13:50):
The Hall of Excellence that Jim Gray and Tom Brady
put together is incredible, yes, Paul.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
And not just great stuff. They've got like the one
of one type stuff. They've got a babe room. World
Series used autograph bat. I didn't know something like that existed,
and they said it's They didn't want to give me
the number, but they said it's worth more than the
entire build, like the build out of it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
They had.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Walter Payton's game used helmet from the rushing record, not
just a random game they had Michael Jordan's first air
Jordan's shoes that he used in the first game, and
they have the clip of the announcer saying those are
the ugliest shoes in the NBA. You could play things
and hear it. So Kobe Bryant's warm up jacket from
his first game in the NBA, not just a random
game wild stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, And there's a QR code and you can click
on that. You can actually get voices, you know, Jim
Nantz voices, some things in there. You can hear Tom
Brady's voice. But they have all kinds of things. Michael
Phelps stuff from the Olympics with gold medals, but very
very impressive. The hello friends, they who encourage you to
use the rest of room to the left. Yeah. Hall
(14:52):
of excellence here at Fountain Blue. Okay. Best week in
sports Todd.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
With three straight wins over the Jags, Times and now
the Bills last night. Yes Week in Sports goes to
QB Davis Mills and the Texans. Mills five touchdowns, only
one pick over those three games.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Hugh Town started off owing three. They're now six and five.
Let's go hugh Town, all right.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Seaton dang I had Hughtown two. That's a signature win
against the Bills six and five. Things seem to be
going in the right direction, Paul.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
I'm gonna go back to USC's Lincoln Riley. The past
month has been really good. Last week against Iowa getting
that done. If he gets it done this weekend. There
are people looking to see if that job was gonna
come open USC. Yeah, there was people lurking. It's the
right word, Dan, you know. And if the UC job
ever comes available, it's hot, scalding hot. But it looks
(15:38):
like you can make it another year though.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, us see if it comes open soon. Marvin best
week in sports Lane Kiffing. He's hot at the fish
grease right now. Old missus Tenant won Florida LSU. They're
coming after him with a big check. Sunday Night. Two
quarterbacks with firepower and finesse. It's their time in the spotlight.
Baker Mayfield Junior the Third and the Bucks against Matthew
Stafford in the Ram Sunday seven or Eastern on NBC
(16:03):
and Peacock when we come back. He is shot out
of a canon. Just warning you. He is Matt Friend,
a up and coming comedian and he will join us
next year on The Dan Patrick Show.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
Patrick Show weekdays at nine am Eastern six am Pacific
on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Hey is Covino and Rich from Fox Sports Radio Now.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
In addition to hearing us live weekdays from five to
seven pm Eastern two to four Pacific on Fox Sports Radio,
We're excited to announce a brand new YouTube channel for
the show.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yup, that's right.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
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every day. All you gotta do search Covino and Rich
FSR on YouTube again, go to YouTube search Covino and
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Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh, how do you? How do you introduce him? Stand
up comedian, impressionist, actor, commentator, voice actor. You can check
out Matt Friend upcoming shows in North America. You can
go to Atmattfriend dot com. I'm looking at some of
the voices here, so Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Jeff Goldbloom,
Timothy Shalomet, Stanley Tucci, Mitch McConnell, King, Charles Michael Bublay,
(17:19):
Bill Maher, Howard Stern Matthew McConaughey, Andy Cohen, Sebastian Manusconco,
who was the first impersonation.
Speaker 13 (17:28):
Well, first of all, can I just say that when
I was four years old and I looked in the mirror,
I said, I don't want to host the Oscars.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't want to be on TV.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
My dream is to appear on talk shows in the
middle of a casino, and I think of great American comedians,
you know, Robin Williams, Jerry Seinfeld going on Johnny Carson.
This to me is my big break getting up with
Dan Patrick in front of the blackjack table. This is
it is surreal to be with you. Thank you for
having me. I feel like you could be my dad.
(17:57):
We do have kind of a vibe going here. I
have an ability to look like every Republican congressman and
one person.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Why aren't you at the Cheney funeral right now?
Speaker 13 (18:06):
I feel like you should be sitting there with Kamala
passing a mint to somebody.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I sent my condolences. Now I'm thrilled to be here.
And uh, which was my favorite voice? You said her
first one? My first one was Austin Powers. Uh So
that was the one that got me into comedy. I
fell in love with that movie Doctor REvil gold Member
of Fat Bastard.
Speaker 13 (18:22):
Where Why are you five years old? At the time
I was four? Yeah, I'm twenty seven now. Okay, So
that's the one that got me hooked. And how's it sound.
I can't really do it anymore? I know I do,
doctor REvil.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to
be called mister thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
When did it? When did an adult tell you that
you had something?
Speaker 13 (18:44):
I think I was always just making people laugh, like
I for me, I like I said, when I was
a kid, I just wanted to make my parents laugh
and their friends laugh, and then my teachers laugh. And
then I was a precocious kid, like quoting you know. Oh,
I loved Johnny Carson, an old era of show business.
For whatever reason, I was very drawn to like Jonathan
Winters and Richard Pryor in that period. So I was
(19:07):
quoting those guys, and I think just I got laugh
as a kid, and then then it happened.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
But you do your impersonations in front of the people often, Yeah, okay,
when does it go bad when you do an impersonation
in front of it has yet too, it has yet
to go.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
I think it's all the way you approach that, like
anything in life, you want to be kind of respectful
and have like a likability factor. But I used to
run into people on the street, and then I would
do it like it started with me meeting Andy Cohen
on the sidewalk, which is how ninety five percent of
gay hookup stories begin. Just meeting Andy Cohen on the sidewalk,
and Andy looks at me and goes, wait a minute,
(19:43):
you're like the guy who does me right like you do.
But I thought, that's definitely not the first time Andy
Cohen has said that to.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
A guy on the sidewalk. You guys look like you're.
Speaker 13 (19:52):
About to get your shoes signed in an airport right now,
sitting there.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
But this is amazing. I love this.
Speaker 13 (20:00):
And then I was doing Sebastian Man of Skelko.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I ran a new amount of restaurant with soap everybody.
It's I'm so happy to be here with Dan Patrick.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Look at this.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
I did a talk showing a casino go to his bookish.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
And then a lot of the political stuff has taken over.
I performed at the Correspondence dinner last year and I'm
in this interesting position where it's kind of bipartisan, where
I'm trying to make Republican audiences and Democratic audiences laugh
and kind of get everybody because let me tell you something, Dan,
when you're a star, you could do anything in gram
by the Graham, by the Patrick.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
You can do anything you want. And let me just say,
it's great to be am. I looking at this camera.
You can look at any cameras.
Speaker 13 (20:42):
Ryet Hey, Quiet, Piggy, Quiet, Piggy, Okay, quiet.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
That's a good well, he says, quiet, Piggy. Is that disgusting?
He says Piggy to the reporter, which I think was
a terrible thing. But you have Charles Leclerk. You have
F one, which is a great I love F one.
That's a great thing too. And you're really getting me started,
because if you want to talk, there's a black guy
that's a great one. I love a black African Americans
are great people. That's my favorite African American right there.
(21:08):
He's sitting there. He's fantastic. I would say his name
is Morgan. Well, I didn't ask his name. I just
abused the black guy. But I do like Marvin A
lot of Actually his stuff is well, I know him
very well.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
And thank you, thank you, thank you for your ser
I'm in character now. I don't know what to tell you.
Thank you, Marvin. Who's your favorite? Who's the go to
impression sexually? Okay? Got it?
Speaker 13 (21:33):
This is this interview is taking a turn. I go
to impression? Uh well, right now I'm working on myself.
So I'm doing my first hour of stand up and
that'll be next year, my first special. And uh it's
this is not the question the answer to the question
you wanted the voices like a monkey boy, I Howard Stearn.
We're doing the radio, so this has got to be it.
Right then, let me ask you a question. Okay, you're
(21:55):
a legendary broadcaster. I want to know this. You must
have gotten so much. Is back in the day, who
is the hottest chick you ever banged? You must have
banged some hot chick. Who's the hottest chick, Dan Patrick,
you ever banged? Here's Joy Behart, Joy Bayhart, Jesus talk
about that view. Hello, But when you're gonna do the
(22:17):
stand up, yeah, how much is gonna be with impressions?
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (22:22):
I would say it's probably like thirty percent woven in
and I'm very excited about it. Like I love like
Eddie Murphy raw and that's a big blueprint for me
and Jim Carrey's stuff and Robin Williams's stuff and the
way that those guys would seamlessly weave in impressions through
the material.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
For me, like, the content has to lead it.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
Obviously I'm doing these voices, but I think a separating
factor that I hope to achieve is you need.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
To have actual content.
Speaker 13 (22:46):
You need to have actual jokes and substance behind what
you're doing. It's not enough in my mind. I started
doing voices on stage and I would go.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Hello, it's ste Griffin. Great to be here, It's fantastic.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
You know.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
I get away with doing the voices, but now as
a comedian, I want to really like have substance behind
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, I was talking to Frank Kelly Endow all about it.
Amazing is to have that context or point of view
that it has to lead to something absolutely because everybody
and they probably come up to you and you go, hey,
let me do an impersonation for you, but then it doesn't.
All it does is sound like like I can do.
Ronald Reagan. Well, yeah, that's timely, I know. So then
(23:24):
that's that's what gets all the twenty seven year olds aroused.
But it doesn't lead anywhere right now. Fritzi Fritzie does,
Marge Simpson, Oh really, it's really great to meet you.
Thanks for being here on the show.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
Well there goes my boner. But anyways, that was that
was amazing. That that was actually that was awesome. And
Hank and some actors get paid millions of dollars to do.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That a year. Hank is aria exactly. That was awesome.
That was great. But I'm sure people come up to
you and you go, hey.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
No, for sure, Like now I'm at an interesting point
like where I'm still very much coming up. But there
is the occasional time where people will yell at Howard Stern,
Jeff go, you know, and I say, hello, overy good
to see you, thank you, Jeff goblum g ld b
l you m yes, yes, So I do love to
satisfy the people that come up to me and and
(24:12):
ask for that.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
When did you feel that it changed when you kind
of hit social media, because it I think it exploded
a little bit. Yeah, It's just it was a big explosion.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
It's all just been incremental, Like I, you know, I
have to take a step back off and then think
how crazy, Like it's crazy being here with you. I'm
such a fan and every day something kind of wild happens,
you know, And I'm having these opportunities at a pretty
young age, I would say, but it just feels very incrementally.
I'm hustling kind of like a maniac, and I'm trying
(24:44):
to do as much as possible and entertain different audiences and.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Do it a different way.
Speaker 13 (24:49):
But I'm using traditional media and social media, and it's
been a grind, but I love it.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's a Matt Friend and you can go to atmetfriend
dot com.
Speaker 13 (24:58):
Find me on truth social on OnlyFans huge with the
ault right were you? Were you a class Clown? I
like I definitely was making noises like George Carlin the
Class Clown album. Like I was definitely making noises and
trying to make people laugh in class. I don't think
I was too crazy, but yes there was an I'm
the youngest child too, so there's an element of I
(25:18):
need the attention and I do like to make people
laugh absolutely, But is.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
There a darkness? It feels like every comedian they talk
about you know, there's a downside. I don't have that.
Speaker 13 (25:30):
Like I read mel Brooks's autobiography and I related a
lot to that. I think, like Nick Kroll has talked
about it, I just wanted to make people laugh as
a kid, and uh, you know, for that's kind of
the reason my dad did trap me in a closet
for ten years. But other than that, but no, I
just I loved making like I just like the silly things.
(25:51):
We're in such a divided time now, and I want
to make people laugh, like the one the number one
impression I think that can make people laugh is actually
the impression that I do to seduce women on the road.
And many of your you're all looking at thinking, oh,
you seduce women, that's surprising. But I do this impression
because I'm going to warn you, every woman wants to
have sex with this person, so I do it. The
(26:12):
Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. Something about the way he looks
like he's holding him an intense amount of diarrhea at
all times.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
He's seductive. But I have to say he didn't do
that impression for him, did you. I don't know if
he would remember, but I did. I didn't do it
for him now, but I'd say, it's crazy being here
because this is a full circle because I hosted the
NHL Awards here a year ago, so the National Hockey
League had an award show. Is the worst audience you
can possibly fathom. You know how athletes are.
Speaker 13 (26:51):
There's nothing like performing in a room full of brain
damaged one tooth to Yougoslavian hockey players, they're like, very funny,
ju boy, what's next? This is my this is my
best impression. It's a silent depression. I think Charlie Chaplin.
This is every NHL player reacting to one of my jokes.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
This is it. They look like they wanted to. It
was like performing at the Kremlin.
Speaker 13 (27:15):
For man, It's like they're all named Putbovski.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm like, what is going on here? Have you been
asked to host the SPS?
Speaker 13 (27:22):
I haven't yet, But I love Norm McDonald and his
was like the the top. But that these are the
That's what I would love.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
To do one day. That would be amazing having been
there when Norm, when I was at the mother's chair. Yes,
how is that it? If you wanted to have a
bomb go off and have athletes go what is going
on here? And he didn't like he was going after people.
He wanted fire, you know what.
Speaker 13 (27:51):
You know, he would shake hands with people after he
would bomb. Like at the end of a show, Norm
would go to the end of the club and shake
hands with every person that was there. Like, I think
Jeff Ross has talked about this, but I think it
wasn't bombing Norm McDonald. I think he was just so
smart that people weren't really getting the jokes. Yeah, I
mean it, which is different than having a bad material
(28:12):
in bombing.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, like Andy Kaufman knew what he was doing. You
weren't going to get it. Yeah, but Norm, if you
got it, great, but he wasn't going to slow down
for you to catch up. Yeah. Yeah, whenever you talk
to Okay, I'm playing golf in Vegas, Yes, at Shadow Creek, yep.
And all of a sudden, I see Norm and Kato
(28:33):
Kaylin Okay, this was last week, right, And so we're
outside having drinks and all of a sudden, Norm comes
up with Kato and sits down and just just riffs
for thirty minutes. He seemed like he was the best.
It was. It was great. You're talking about Kato, Yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah,
he was funny the judge from the OJ trial. Where
(28:54):
do you want to be in ten years aside from
in a casino, Yeah, now, I.
Speaker 13 (28:58):
Hope to be doing the talk show casino circuit in
ten years. Maybe, who knows, maybe I'll do be interviewed
by Oprah on an escalator. This is uh, now, this
is I want to be. That's a great question. Well,
first of all, I just wanted to say it is
surreal being with you. I'm a huge fan of the
show in a view, and thank you for having me.
I want to be The big goal is like I
(29:18):
want to be my generation's version of like Kim moll
and hosting the Oscars and having my like kind of
but whatever the next incarnation of a late night show
is is what I is what I aspire to do,
and that's definitely more acting and I'm going to do
my first special next year. But I'm at this kind
of interesting point in my career now where I built
a following and now it's kind of taking it to
(29:39):
the next place. But I definitely want to I love
like Johnny Carson and again like kind of a throwback
to that era. But I love the intersection of politics
and news and pop culture, and I hope to be
at the center of it.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Paul, you have the name for this stand up special?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yeah, his first Dana special friendly.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Fire, Friendly Fire. Oh my god? Where my shooting this?
The Palisades Jesus. I thought it was going to be
Fosting Friend, Fox and Friend, Fox and Matt Friends.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I've been going on that show, which has been very fun. Actually. Yeah,
like Vivica A. Fox could be on with Fox and Friends.
Speaker 13 (30:10):
Yes, or me and Jamie Fox do a special together
and then it's Fox and Friend.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I like that. Yes, you can go to at Mattfriend
dot com.
Speaker 13 (30:19):
Yes, yeah, at at mattfriend dot com, Instagram, the Matt
Friend follow me. There a bunch of shows. I have
Tempe Arizona coming up. Very excited and uh, I'll talk
about this memory of doing the Dan Patrick show in
in in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Do you pick up on my voice?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:35):
You do.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
You have a great you have resting broadcaster voice. Right.
Speaker 13 (30:39):
I can't really do it Dan quite yet, but can you?
How do I do you give me? Give me some insight.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I
don't know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 13 (30:51):
Oh I know, Oh I know, I know you don't know. Well,
am I just say, can we just talk about what
do we have any time we have time?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Okay? Is this all gonna get cut? It's fine, It's okay, Yeah,
I mean the whole thing. We're not even recording this,
so fantastic.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
I want to ask you about Brockmeyer, by the way, okay,
because so Hank was my dad's college roommate, Okay, and
I'm none of my whole life. He's like the best,
and I love when you collaborate with him. Can you
tell me about the first time you collaborated with Hank
and Brockmeyer.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I don't even remember. Fantastic, No, Like I remember doing it,
but I like, you're not doing it in real time
right right, Like I did the Simpsons, but I'm not
doing it with any other characters, right, I'm just the
broadcaster doing Homer Simpsons skipping rocks. So that was that.
I just played the announcer guy, you remember, Paul.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
A little bit before Brockmeer ever happened, Hank was on
our show and he started doing like a fake sportscaster call,
and I don't know if that was a precursor of
that or not, but he was doing this like mocking
sportscaster calls, like okay, famous ones in history. And then
like three years later he kind of stumbled into Brockmeyer.
But I remember him.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
He's the best. Yeah. But I even said to him,
I said, you should think about doing a like a
show off this character.
Speaker 13 (32:07):
I've never seen my dad laugh as hard as that
first original four minute broadcam sure, And it's just it
was so great. I love that show. And also I
love him because, like you, we have this like resting
broadcaster voice where people think I'm telling a joke all
the time, but I'm just talking regularly, like I'm not
trying to do a bit right now.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
This is just how I sound. Yeah, you have only
seven yeah, yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:30):
Yes, Seth MacFarlane said, even Helen Keller could hear my voice,
which was a nice compliment.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Okay, so thank you to Seth too soon though for
that too soon rest in peace at Matt Friend. That's amazing.
Speaker 13 (32:44):
You could smell the you can smell the defeat while
doing this talk show.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I've never did a talk showhere.
Speaker 13 (32:50):
I could literally hear regret as I'm trying to form
a joke. Imagine doing a talk show. You just see
nine strippers walk by. It's in the morning. God, this
is a Dan Patrick. Just remember us, Matt.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
You know, when you're a big deal and then I
see you and then you whisk right You think I
would do that? Yes? Why do you say that? What
is it about me that makes you think that? I
don't know. I just got a feeling of the future
last night when I saw you whisk right by me.
Speaker 13 (33:16):
First of all, let's add some context. I didn't know
you guys were there. I was on my way to dinner.
I was wearing AirPods. I should have because you didn't
want to be bothered.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Nastic move.
Speaker 13 (33:25):
Absolutely not. I'm the opposite of that. No matter what
level I ever achieved. I love doing the content. I'm
not going to be like, you know, having an Alec
Baldwin throwing a fit at a paparazzi moment. I mean,
I love Alec Baldwin, but I love it. The people,
the fans are what's making me.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Come on, Okay, we didn't feel except for Dan Patrick,
because last night we're like, what a prick? And is
that really how you felt, No, No, I didn't you
whisk right by me? Damn you whisk right by me?
I real quick. I wish I had known it was you,
And and my my guy who's the director. He said, Oh,
that's FN my friend, and I go and I'm with
(34:02):
I'm I'm with my best friend, my best guy who
does impersonation. Yeah, I know the amazing the og you
guys said.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
If I had known that was you, I would have
stopped because I would have tried to book myself on
the show. And then I got lucky because you have
a genius producer who asked if I would do it. Yes,
so well we were. I'm happy that we ran into that.
I'm so happy that we did this, and thank you
for having me.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
This was awesome. F one tomorrow, all right, Matt, mad Friend,
Yes at madfriend dot com. We'll be back after this,
I think on the Dan Patrick Show.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
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Speaker 2 (34:45):
Friday courtesy of Don's Prime Fountain Blue, Las Vegas original
restaurant concept. The WAGU that we had that is brought
in from Durango, Colorado should be illegal. That is great, great,
So it's got that nineteen fifties feel as far as
the restaurant goes. But the Tomahawk steak, the Wagou mac
(35:09):
and cheese was great too, Todd, I saw that you
dove into absolutely and rightfully so. But thank you again
for the hospitality here at Fountain Blue, David and Company
who made all this happen. I want to thank Joe
and Rachel who design all of our sets. Here, a
round of applause for them, all right, Joe Ray, all right,
(35:30):
Joe and Rachel husband and wife who travel. They do
all of our Super Bowl sets. And then Rachel said,
I'll take care of you and if you're watching on
Peacock with the NBC Sports Network. She did all of this,
all of the designs behind us. So thank you for
all the great work. The big german who drove the
TV truck and made all of this happen as well
(35:52):
as far as the camera did. Jabarn Kay Jarrett and
his brother Jay a H. Jay who has no idea
what Marvin's name is, ah Mark. I'm so bad with names.
I'm sorry, Melvin.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
He loves it here can smoke inside.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
He didn't know Seaton's name for a long time either.
I don't think Sexton. Sexton. Yeah, how do you get Sexton?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
I'm not sure it happens though more than you think.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, Sext. Also the great camera people made all of
this happen. Dylan in the back room, Guys Jade representing iHeartRadio.
All of the people who make there's so many people
who make this great, make this easy for us. It's
kind of plug and play. We just sit here, nact
foolish and do it for three hours. So thank you
(36:46):
again for all the hospitality here at the Fountain Blue
by the way. Sunday night, it'll be the Buccaneers. It's
Baker Mayfield and Matthew Stafford in the Rams Sunday seven Eastern.
That'll start on NBC and PE Matthew Stafford leading candidate
for MVP honors. Here all right, final results of the
pole question. What do you have for me? Seaton?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Yeah, we got a bunch of them there. We have
the most must win game. A's surprising where people would
want to watch the game race to believe it or not?
All right, most must win game is the Chiefs this weekend.
They've ran away with that. One where people would want
to watch an F one race is a casino balcony
followed by a TV and then what are you what's
the best part of F one? The speed followed by
(37:29):
the radio meltdowns? You know what's last crashes?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Well, they don't.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
They just kind of nudge each other. You don't, Thank God,
you know, you don't have those at those speeds that
they're going at. Yeah, now we become Formula one experts.
I feel like, guy, yes, I feel like that. Seaton
keeps walking by where they have these jackets that you
can get that Formula one jackets, and he's walked by
(37:54):
it a couple of times and he goes, I should
I really should get one of those, and then he goes,
but you know what's going to happen. All end up
be brushing my teeth and I'll spill something on you
know that toothpaste on the jacket. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
Yeah, that's like anytime you see something you know like
they're they're nice, you know, and they cuss a little bit,
and I'm just like, you know what, I know that
I'm an idiot and I'm just gonna I'm gonna wear
it brushing my teeth.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I'm gonna dribble it all down there. That's not gonna
come out and be like, why did I buy this?
I'll just go ruin it, and I don't know how
you wear it back home right to the olive garden.
Speaker 8 (38:22):
It's not my style, really, but I do like it.
I see it, and I'm like, I want to I
like that.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Yes, Marvin, you would only have to listen to like
club music when you wear that. You just this is
the rhythm of the That's the only music you can
listen to if you wear those jackets.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
No, no, oh.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, this day in sports history, Paul.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
I got a couple for you. Dan nineteen thirty four
of the New York Yankees purchased the contract of minor
leaguer Joe DiMaggio from San Francisco the Pacific Coast League.
That worked out pretty well for them. Oh and then
one of my favorites, if you'll indulge me, The flu
lost on this date in nineteen seventy seven. Walter Payton,
who had the flu, ran for two and seventy five yards.
The flu eat it and the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
We never talked about the flu game with Walter Payton
killed the flu.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (39:06):
He was probably food poisoned as well, and he still
ran for two se of it.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
He had a pizza from Salt Lakes apparently true. Yeah,
they flew it in. Apparently flew Park City. Let's see,
I remember this. This is nineteen sixty nine. I think
on thirteen years of age. Bob Coosey, he comes out
of retirement. He's a player coach for the Cincinnati Royals.
He's forty one years of age. It didn't go well. No,
(39:31):
he was going against the Knicks and Walt Frasier company
in it. No. Yeah, I think they lost a lead
in the final I think, if memory serves me correctly,
the Knicks won their eighteenth consecutive game, but they needed
some help here in the final minute and took advantage
of Bob Coosey. Yes, Marvel played by play. It was
no Mark Dahn. It was so Fraser takes the ball. Yeah, man,
(39:54):
it goes COOZI. They can't stop him no more. D Yeah. Yeah,
her name's unbelievable. Why you got to talk about that, Tod?
What did you learn today? This league is living it.
Speaker 11 (40:05):
Up in Las Vegas means different things to different people,
hitting the club, seeing the show, or staying right in
your hotel room.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
What did I learn on today's program.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
In his younger days, Michael Douglas was part of a
racing team called the Downshifters.
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(40:36):
for all the hospitality here at Fountain Blue for everybody
came out to see us.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
We'll talk to you on Monday.
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Todd "Fritzy" Fritz
Dan Patrick
Patrick "Seton" O'Connor
Paul Pabst
Marvin Prince
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