Chelsea Handler Shares Her Extremely Relaxing 3-Hour Morning Routine

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Episode Transcript

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One or two point seven Kiss FM. Good morning, Chelsea Hamlet's great to
see you. Why, Good morningladies and gentlemen. Good morning Hey.
I read that this was this Beinga morning pop radio station host is a
dream of yours? Is that true? I don't. I don't know about

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that, Ryan, I mean,you have dreams. Are what would you
be doing if you didn't do comedy? Have you ever thought about that?
It wouldn't be a morning job.Although surprisingly I am a morning person.
I like to get up very early, but I need about like three to
four hours before any interactions begin.Do you know what I'm what do you
do? What is the ceremony thatyou need in the morning before you can

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see humans? Oh, it's sonot relatable. I mean, I get
into a hyperbaric chamber for you.Is this true? I'm not joking.
Yes, I thought living Michael Jackson'slife. I get up, I get
in my hyperbaric chamber like around fiveam. So I sleep in there for
like an hour. Then I readfor an hour, then I get up
my workout for about an hour.Then I meditate, then I read all

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the things I'm grateful for. Ryan, You're at the top of that list.
Every um and then you know,by not time, I can start
to move around and like talk topeople. What just so I understand what
is the chamber? Are the whatare the benefits of the chamber? I
have to prepare mentally to deal withpeople. The benefits of the chamber.
It's like it oxygenates you. Soit's like got this youth like kind of

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like it's it's really good because I'mtraveling all the time on tour. Like
I get off planes and I jumpin that and it kind of deflates you.
You know, you kind of getum like, uh, it's good
for inflammation, it's good for mentalclarity. It makes you a lot sharper.
I read tons of books in therebecause there's really nothing else you can
do, so I get a lotof work done. Does it travel with

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you? No, no, no, no, I'm not at the devil
of insanity yet, Ryan, butasking I'm picturing like ninety semi trucks like
Taylor the errors tour moving you around. I know it's it's pretty embarrassing to
admit, but you know me,I can't keep my mouth quiet and being
out on the road. Though we'vetalked about this over the years, This
is where you feel almost most comfortable. I mean, you love being out

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on stage on the road. Ido. It's really I mean, who
doesn't love to be in front ofa whole, you know, live audience
that's coming to see them perform.It's really fun to always connect with my
fans. I love like I leftit for a while and I took a
break, and so coming back iseven more you know, joyful and happy
making because I now really appreciate it. What's the what's the title of this

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tour? What's the name of it? The title is a little Big and
it is as basically a show aboutmy shenanigans. It starts out with my
shenanigans as a young child and howI've always been this way. It wasn't
a personality that developed. I wasborn into a family that did not have
their act together, and we hadsix kids, and I knew immediately that
I was going to have to,like, you know, start on my

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own business to split ties with thesepeople because we didn't we were aligned.
I wanted to have my own spendings, my own earnings. I started a
babysitting company when I was ten andlied and said I was fifteen and ended
up babysitting for a fourteen year oldboy all summer long, one summer.
But it is true that you wereenterprising and you wanted to break away from

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whatever circumstances were happening there. Yeah, like I wanted a dowry. You
know, when I was three,I was like, what's the game plan
here? Financially? People? Doyou guys even have a savings account?
I mean, my parents were notequipped to be having the many children.
It was a little bit like ElonMusk, but you know, with less,
with less financial support. Funny,didn't you just go see a comedy

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show on a date with your boyfriend? Yeah? I took him to the
Laugh Factory and we had it wasliterally the best date ever. It was
so much fun. It's a great, great date idea to go to a
show. Yes, well, I'mvery excited because I'm doing two nights at
the Pantageous in La which we justannounced. The second show that's a Thursday
and Friday night the thirteenth, Soyes, I'm excited to come home to

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my show. It's a Thursday Friday, so it's not Friday the thirteenth,
It's Thursday the thirteenth and Friday thirteenth. I love a Friday. So what's
the Friday the thirteenth show? Isthat change? No? No, no,
no, I can't change it formysticism, Ryan, I mean you
know that where we can see ChelseaHandler Now she's not in her chamber.

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She is here with us, fullyfocused, in one piece, and you
can see Chelsea out on tour ticketsto Chelsea's store, including her shows The
Pantagius in October on San l ChelseaHanler dot com. It's good to see
you. Good to see you guystoo. Thanks for doing the little guys.
Ye oh, so the but thewhole ceremony, I mean that's like

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a that's a big process. Iwonder when you wake up, you know,
in the Sheraton on the road,and you'll have all those things.
Yeah, do you feel a voidright? Such a back a little bit?
I mean that makes me grinding mycoffee beans very low, maanance like
me having to do that on myown. Well, I think you gave
her the idea of maybe having toset my truck that you gre she could

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bring it with her. I'm justtalking. I'm looking at these facts from
the Taylor Swift Aerostore and all thethings that come along. All right,
come on next time. Jan.Did you go to an Angels City game
recently? I did. We hadso much fun. I've tickets actually next
to win.