Your Weekly Horoscopes - December 4, 2023

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Episode Transcript

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All right, so weekend and arein a grunday. Christmas is in three
weeks from today, Monday, Monday, right, three weeks from today,
that's right. How do we feelabout it being on a Monday? It's
okay? But what's New Year's even? Now? That's Sunday and then people
are off Monday and then back toTuesday. I don't love it in theory,

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yeah, I don't love it.Yeah, it's not great to have
like a Wenday on Saturday. Thursday, no Thursday, So Saturday is a
gimme day. New Years was ona Thursday. That makes and then weeken
Saturday and Sunday. Huh huhday weekendessentially. All right, guys, let's
get to the horoscopes. How isour week gonna be? Let's frame it

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up. You're looking for a tenpoint oh, that's the high point.
We'll get a ten point oh forthe horoscopes. This week, we're gonna
kick it off with aries. Arare opportunity is presenting itself. It may
be exactly what you need. Yourweek is an eight point five Taurus.
You need to take pride and eventhe life of wins this week. Your
week is a seven point oh Gemini. You have a lot of plates spinning

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right now, but things will beginto slow down. Your week is a
six point nine cancer. Find away to feel more powerful. Avoid negative
thoughts. Your week is an eightpoint zero Leo. You need to take
a more grounded, logical, andlow key approach to any disagreement this week.
Your week is an eight point zeroTobs. It's you, right,
Leo eight point zero. Well,that's cute that you know Tubbs's hot week.

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Virgo. You're starting an adventure thatfeels intimidating. Break it down piece
by piece. Your week is anine point two Libra. You're going to
be caught up in your own littleworld. Sit in it. Your week
is a nine point nine Scorpio.You're a bit on edge this week.
Avoid someone who is egging you on. Your week is a six point eight

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Sagittarius. You're getting a lot ofgreat ideas. Make sure you're writing them
all down. Your week is anine point four Capricorn. If you get
up and move, you will findthat your energy and enthusiasm, along with
your optimism, will return. Pessimistic. Your week is an eight point zero
Aquarius. You are feeling frantic corneredand pressured. Get out now. Your

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week is a seven point Now,don't want to be you right now,
Pisces, you are feeling regret aboutsomething you recently said to someone You can
and will make things good again?Is an eight point seven Aquarius. My
fiances, well, did you hearthat he's feeling regret about something he recently

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said? I know I'm gonna askhim about that. Where are you gonna
ask him this morning? On thehoroscopes? Yeah, I said that you
were going to regret something that yousaid. I need to know. I
need to know what that is.She's gonna ask in her sultry voice.
Did someone that you regret? Yeah? Exactly? Can you do me a
big favor, Sadie? Can youfeel me an orange? Orange? I

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got to today at the store?Why? Because I feel like an orange?
That sounds like something I would do. What are we talking about?
Why? Oranges? Why we neverhave had oranges ever? I had oranges
at softball practice? Right right?Are Your morning hack is next the exact
moment your child's gonna have a tantrumon a flight, I'm gonna tell you
she can get ready for it.This holiday season and a quote for your Monday