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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To date on the wild wild Web, have we found
the most awkward dating video in history?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to the untamed realm of the world's wide Web,
a swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self obsessed social
media posts. In this digital jungle. Jhaman being a your
fearless guide leading you through the wildest parts of the
wild wild Web.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
This is the wild wild Web.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Wild wild wild Web.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Welcome wild World, Being World World Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Uh, not very wild though?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Are we on a Monday?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Monday's wild enough on a Friday?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, turned it down.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Last week you were we had a big night on Thursday.
We had a bigger night than we did. You know,
in the early start the next day, it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, to back up, it is ugly? Ugly?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you mean what I want to say?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
What I was like? It was ugly. I was looking
at it have a good time as well. It was ugly.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It was ugly.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Now And then you said you had a tough night
meeting on the Minimal Minimal sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And my daughter decided to wake up in the night
for two hours.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
She literally wouldn't let me leave.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
So I'm sitting there holding her hand as she's drifting
off to It was torture.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
She was like punishing me.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
It was my first night away from her, so she's like,
this is for abandoning me.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
This is the you know, the parents, you know, like
Grace produced Grace, she went out with you same time.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
She had a six hour nap on Friday during the day.
Six hours.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
That's that's more than when I get a night exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
I was like, maybe I'll try and get a sleep
day because I'm tired. We were going out that night
and didn't happen because stuff's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
He sweent six hours. Some stage, you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Are like, oh, did you manage to get a sleep
on Friday night?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I was.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
We went out and came home, and then my daughter
was babysitting. I'm like I have to go down the
road to walk down and pick her up to bring
it back. And I was just so fighting just to
stay awake, you know, just like hurry up the parents
come home with this thing. Eventually did came back, and
then includ I go to sleep. No, but I would
have gone to sleep in an instant on the couch.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
But then I was still up at like two of
the morning. Go why can't I sleep?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah. My husband was very supportive, but we have a
rule like.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
If you do self inflicted injuries like that, you're not
allowed to complain. So I was just like no sleep,
suffering Friday night, trying to get the kids to sleep,
and I was like, oh, I just want to complain.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I'm a bit tired.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And you didn't know.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You sucked it up no, like the trooper you were.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And then you were meant to host an event on
Saturday night and no one could tune up for that
as a blessing in disguise, yeah, because I.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Was like, oh, terrible timing. I completely forgot.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Everyone messaged Saturday being like, oh, kids are sick, sorry
we can't make it.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I was like, oh, that's okay, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I saw a friend on the weekend. He's I've been
invited to this party and the whole time just be
thinking ways to try and get out of going to
the party.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I can't believe I've reached the stage.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He's like, young me would really hate Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
So you were spending so much time thinking about getting
out of it, but then you go and you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You it's just the probably the admind of getting really going,
but then once you're like, this is great exactly. So
we're just doing a bit of a bit of dating,
old school dating. Now. This is before tender, before you
could swipe, before you could show your bloody goolies on.
When do you show you goolies nowadays?
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Snapchaly fans, Yeah, fans.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And this was I guess. People had to register with
the dating agency and then obviously had to film on
camera a profile about themselves, so then other people would
pay to be a part of the dating agency.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Confronting yeah, having a film a profile.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
And assume, yeah, have listened to some of these bloody
hot dogs.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Hi, my name's Mike. And if you're sitting there watching
this tape smoking your cigarette, well hit the fast forward
button because I don't smoke and I don't like people
who do smoke.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Hi. I'm Marias.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Early to rise makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise.
That's why you're wiser than me.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It's Steven. Hi, my name is Phil.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Most of my friends call me Big Phil.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm not afraid to get sound on my tuxedo.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
If you're not afraid to let the wind mess your
hair up a little bit when I take the top down.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh, these poor people and the pressures, and then pool
guys like they say early to rise and he hadn't
thought of the follow through.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
I feel like that those you know, when you watch
the program like The Bachelor or something like that, they
all sort of tune up, you know, the Bachelorette and
they all have their little meeting, and I feel like
the pool producers stitch out, do something different, do your thing,
and they all come up, you know, they do something
a bit different and everyone's like, oh god, what did
they do?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Magic trick away?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
You know, Love Island they do it too today. I
like girls and tents and.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
The producers just going you do this, yeah, because they
want so interesting, and the persons probably.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Go like I really don't want i just want to
kind of meet them and say, Hi, I'm normal.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Principles out of the socket.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, why did this person do this on our first meeting? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
On cue?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, those awkward intro games they play on The Bachelor,
you do.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
And I just always feel like that's a producer making
them do that. They didn't decide that. They just probably
want to come up and say Hi, Megan, I'm being
nice to meet.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah. I hope you get to know each other for
the competition.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
And the ones that are the most awkward are the
ones that really don't have anything, and they're probably the
most normal.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, being do your Austin. She'll love it, and then
they'll get the little comment from the batch. He was
still as.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, I make you a moment.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Over hees just left.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
We'll take a quick break from this dating dialogue and
be back shortly.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Welcome back.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So if you're if you're dating again, okay, what is
the one thing where you're like, I just can't I
just got one trait about a person one? Yeah, or
do you have a list, We'll.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Just like smelly breath, chowing with your mouth open, like
how they treat waiters.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know, Well, do you factor an all this here?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, so my open mouth helotosis not doing favors
with you.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
You click at waiters really grant Now, I.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Don't like people, so that's a big so on a
first date, those are the things you're Those are the
flags you're looking out for.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, and you know, like when maybe because I worked
in hospitality, but when people drop off, like your coffee
or your meal, Like people who don't acknowledge the waiter
or say thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I'm like, oh, that's a real yuck tra Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yeah, I mean you obviously work had a cafe for
a while. Yeah, probably picked up on.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
That a lot of cafe.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
You probably wouldn't wait, you to know that from like
there would be a good place to go on a
first dates that pretty quickly. How they're chewing, what's the
breath like, and then what are they doing to the weight?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
The weight stuff?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, because a lot of stuff you don't find out,
you know, you find out over time, personality traits. So
having those flags from the get go it is totally
quite handy on the.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Dating game because that's a real yuck thing. Is that
breaks down, like if they think they're better than the
person serving them, you know, it's a real arrogant, gross trade.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
What's one thing for you if you.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
On a first date, first date, something that would give
you the X straight look.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
At I'm looking at biggertps X right now.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Chewing in the mouth, openersling, clinging, playing the food, dirty fingernails,
people saying yeah, living in.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
A mess, breathing, heavy oversharing on social media. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Yeah, I'm never sorrow something. I'd probably like people that
weigh in on comments all the time. That woud probably
be something for me, because it's probably easy now to
social not storm someone, but to go, oh, this person, what.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Are they huge comment?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
I'm not in the bad people that bad comment on something,
People that get in there and like, I probably don't
need that sort of.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well, that's a huge advantage of socialist You can actually
look at people before you go and pursue the right
what are they saying?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
One?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
If they were like a stuff as stuff commented back
in the day, they really.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
And it's probably come from a lot of trauma from
me most they're getting bagged by a lot of people
over the over the years, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But probably you're like, person really need to write that.
So that's probably one of those things.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Probably was a member of the Act Party saying some
spicy stuff in the comments section.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, how woud you find that? If they were an
ACT Party member?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Populart, you would you go on a date with Seymour
if we organize the date just a non radio fund because.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
You had like we is serious social media?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You did, but we could we could maybe patch things up.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's me being like, yeah, I'll do it
for radio, but I god.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I don't want to What else would I want to
be a big flag?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm interested to know what guys flags are, honestly because
someone's keen, are you like, I just don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
It was just trying to think there's no like.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I'm sure there would be, but I can't think of
if she came out she was like a blazing.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Not for me. Yeah, you know, that would be a
big flip for me, but I don't think I would
go in intentionally going these things.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Don't look kind of nice. That's that's nice of you. Yeah,
full judgment.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
But then also you can find yourself six months on
the trick, can't someone that you're like, oh, I'm in
too deep now?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, so that's.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
One's good though. Treat the stuff at a restaurant or you.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Know, because anyone could put on a good display personality
wise to.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
You, but they forget about the people around you, which
is also.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, weirdest place you've been on a date, You're only
weird dates.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I haven't actually been on many dates because like my
long term relationships, I kind of were out of like hookups.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Right, Yeah, nothing weird, Like I haven't gone to like
a haunted house or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You know, yeah, what's the big state location? You always
say the movies, don't you It's not bad, but you
do that. You don't get a chance to know too
many people. You don't chat for which it could be
good or.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Bad to you know, you don't really talk through the things.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
So maybe maybe a drink is probably better or a
coffee or something.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
But I was thinking that not talking is a good thing.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, it can be a good thing. Anything you can get.
The end of the movie was great and recent to
this person for three hours.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
My friend was like, he's always like I go on
dates to Tip and Yaky because they're cooking in front
of you and there's something to look at something.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Look at them flipping the playful are they like you know,
whether they want to catch the egg in their mouth?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Puts a lot of pressure.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
On your day. Table load of people wanting you to
I never know, never know that first go and then another.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
You know, tippers are fun. You don't do that enough.
It's fun.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Sho have you tried the yum youm sauce at Tip?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
And you can get that at so much right, actual sauce?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Can you wow that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And they put that on a time I go to.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Like Gilmore's the wholesale shop. I'm going to get you
like three kg.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Cocoo yum youm sauce. Is it just a brand of
yumym sauce.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
It's just I don't know, it's all like it's all
yum sauce. When's your birthday? I know what to get you.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Going to get? And it's a good breath there you go,
just for you, Megan.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's a big one though, isn't it, because you're like, wow,
geez that mouth.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Yeah, you're going to be up close with them a
lot of the time.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
And it is a paranoia thing too, because you don't
always know you've got bad breath. No, you know, like
people can beat something you don't know you're doing. So
then you're like, you know, and it's not like people
are like your breath.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
You know. It's a confident person to call someone out
on it.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
It's like I always brush my teeth every time I
leave the house, so sometimes it could be like three
or four times a day.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
But it's just like that's so if it's not.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Like helatosis or hygiene related. If it's just like a
garlic breath, is that putting your side? So I've just
seen some garlic breadd gallup bread, right, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
But if I've come you know where it's come from.
Like if if they've got that breath from what just eaten,
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I ended up smelling a little bit like garlic. That's weird.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, but I've just come from a garlic lunch.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Before garlic is okay?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah, but if you had a garlic lunch before me
can state who was that?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
On another day?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Just like date one and I'm clinging a it's.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
A garlic and what do you want to know about
them on there? On the first day? Personal info?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
I mentioned these days again, social media like dating apps
would help you find out a bit more.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
They can lie about it, I guess.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
But I always like to ask about their mom because
it's like, you want someone that's got a good relationship
with their mum, But is their mom's not going to
control your life?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Right?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
You know there's a happy medium.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Tell me about your mom.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's what you do?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, well, what's your like family? Like, how many
siblings you got? Pearans?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And what's the time, So you've met someone for the
first time in real life? Duration have you got have
you got a clock running? Have you've got a friend
who will call you and get you out of the
data it's going?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I'm always that person for my friend. I always them
like are you okay? Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:07):
And if you need to call and you're like ah,
it doesn't matter what you say, They're like, okay.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Ye, I'll come ya.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So you get that situation that's fair in outfits, you know, yeah,
have you made that call before?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Just once? But I always text them like, how's it going,
how's it going?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Are you okay?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Are you dead?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Me?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
She always tells me where she's going. It's time that she's.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
In some ways, but you don't need to know. Yeah, yeah,
you know, tell you did?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It? Seems like an interesting question because I text.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Her literally the other week. I was like, oh you did.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
It was like ten pm and then I went to sleep,
so I was clearly concerned.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
She had a message me back to three am.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Like when I got up in the morning, I was like, well,
I'm glad to know you're alive.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Police looking around. I was going to sleep. Well, let's
be the world.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
World we have today, uh, covering off some dating and
you're going to have a wonderful day. We'll be back
this time tomorrow