June 11, 2024 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This Jentleman Being podcasts brought to you by Hello Fresh,
The Experts and Tastes that Kiwi's Love three tickets still
remained unclaimed and the lotto's draw from the weekend seven
million dollars for three people still going.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Always it really astonishes me that people have either forgotten
they bought them or they thought, oh, I've never won,
so I won't check it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I don't check my tickets for the weekend. I know
I'm not. I haven't gone to hear those locations that
have won the seven million, but yeah, sometimes I do that.
I just wait months.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Now, and their locations have been pretty well publicized.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, exactly. I would have thought if I'd gone to those,
I would have checked.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
But they don't want them.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I have them.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You take the mate, look good today? The leather shoot
on today Megan fashion Update. You know how they do
the fit check of all the sports stars when they're
walking to the Stadius. We should do that with Megan
every morning. Nice nicely the top today. Not very breathable leather,
I find.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No, it's definitely all into shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, how often you're wearing leather.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I've bought some pants remember years years ago? Huge have
you still got the ah, you know how Taylor Swift
hado Era, I had my leather pants here. I think
I will the once Jesus took about two weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
To peel them off. Nightmare of a nightmare of a fabric.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
But Alex Rodriguez, he's a former New York Yankees baseball.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Player, baseball player. I think it was with jennifil Opias.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
For a while.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Cameron Diaz.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Cameron Diaz as.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well one of the Memphis Timberwolves the basketball team at
the moment too.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So yeah, what is one of the owners? He's one
of the owners right well, listen, this just popped up
on my Instagram feed about two minutes ago, and I
was like, given all our ages where we're hitting in life,
we wouldn't find a more inspirational piece of audio right
now from a rod from Alex Rodriguez. Have a listen,
A fifty year old is two acts more likely to succeed.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
That's someone that's thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Age is now your barrier, your mindset is.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
And it's never too late. Give you a few examples
of Bloomberg got fired at thirty nine. He started Bloomberg's
business shortly after fifteen years later he was a billionaire.
Today he's eighty two and worth one hundred and six
billion dollars. He started at the age of forty. Okay,
you look at Henry Ford, he launched a T model
(02:17):
at age forty five. You look at Warren Buffett, who's
ninety three years old, big ninety three years old, worth
one hundred and thirty billion dollars. He made ninety nine
percent of his net worth after his fiftieth birthday. And
this is my favorite, one last one. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Colonel Sanders opened his first Kentucky Fried Chicken at the
(02:39):
age of sixty five and failed. And then he collected
a Social Security money and then started franchising and the
rest is history. So here's my message. Get up, get going,
never give up, and it's never too late.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Thank you. I that firing the music the bloody Oh
my god, Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
See all the examples were dudes. I don't know. After
the agent maybe told for going to see.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, it's very good point. Yes, someone's bor listen to
Joe Rogan.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
And all looking for the white male mat Yeah from that,
wellpiration for you, Yeah, that would be really nice.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Here's a list of successful old white guys, although it's
not what.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He's talking about.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh my god, the hits that John wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Travis Kelsey in a relationship with Taylor Swift, famous footballer,
washes his feet sometimes this way some of the things
we know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Another thing we know too is Megan and no way
connected or tied to Taylor Swift's every time we meet you,
Travis Kelsey slept Hmmm. You know she's that friend who's
like the disapproving Is he good enough for you?
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I kind of said that multiple times.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, so I was totally on board initially, but then
I feel like there's been a couple of red flags,
one of them being with the Super Bowl when he
got really aggressive to his coach.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah he did, he did, and he later did apologize
to it. But that's not saying he didn't. He got
quite aggressive. Yeah, he got right here at the moment
he got he got angry. Yeah, but not being put
back on the field.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Let's blame that on the steroids, roid rage. That's the thing. Yeah,
but that's always so good at football.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But they have that relationship, again, not making excuses. They
do have that relationship. When the coach the coach was fine.
He was fine afterwards, he said he apologize, but yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But the n being that you were just having a
little discussion off here. You're like sports not real life.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, like it happens in real life. But I feel
like you can get away with stuff and sport that
you can't get away with on the street. You know
your parking ticket, you're not gonna be puging, you know, assault.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I did it once, the parking would apparently it's not okay.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And again I'm not saying it's okay in sport, but
you're sort of he need to look at under a
different microscope. I feel like that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Should we be because he's a role model to younger
people and he's showing them that that that's okay, that
you can treat your coach like that and in sport
that it's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But is it well, yeah, it's a very good debate. Yeah,
punch ups are great for fans. From everyone's nodding, yeah,
the moment, it does feel like but again I don't know,
in the streets, a little confronting, but on the sports field,
it seems yeah, right, it's the conversation for another day,
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
So it was an initial red flag for me. I
was like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Aggressive, and then big Benda was an issue too, wasn't
it for you?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Was three weeks and.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Drunk for like three weeks. I mean he won the
super Bowl, but like he's thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Four, counter of guy, celebrate a couple of nights out
with the team.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, yeah, so this is I'm clearly not the only
one that's on a bit of a hunt because this interviewed.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
To defend them. It's on. I feel like he could
be my mate.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But I just thought this was interesting, and so did
the Induswery Kelsey and never gonna be made.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You know, I feel like he's one of friends going
he's all right, he's good guy.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Let me hang out with just go for a couple
of years.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Let me just put this out there and see what
you think. So this is an interview from six years ago.
He was six years he was twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's not like a spring chicken stuff. I will say
when I was twenty eight six days ago, he was
like kencible stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
John Well, I don't started on. I've had a chicken history,
but Liz, I'll go back six years.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
So he was twenty eight, six years ago and watch
What Happens Live, and they asked him questions about his
dating life, and one in particular has people going that's weird.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, is it a deal breaker if a girl won't
sleep with you.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
After the third date?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
The third date? I feel like that's like the that's
the breaker right there? Through three dates.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's like if you don't have a third date, that
that's it.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I mean, I want to I want to see a
deal breaker with I mean. And so it's like put
some questions in, you know, he.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Said, yeah, it's a deal break, and then he was like, oh,
that didn't sit.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, it's not a deal breaker.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's not a deal breaker, but you know, the first
and second date, it's like the third date.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Come on, what was the extended version of that club?
What's what's his point?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
He goes on to mention more intimate details, really intimate
things that if a woman won't do, would be a
deal breaker.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Okay, So was that a flag for you?
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I think so, because even let's just say he thought that,
why don't say on TV to the whole public, you know,
have a bit of have.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
A bit of can we do you mind if we
chat this out there. Okay, what's the one red flag
for you?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You're meeting someone or you've maybe met someone and they've
done one thing and you're like, I cannot continue this
on any further. I know you, you're you're a big
one about the service industry, art and you if you're
on a date, if you're.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
On a date and like someone drops off meals and
stuff and they don't say thank you or acknowledge them, like,
I think that's kind.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Of one you're not pursuing any further.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, it's how they around you.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
What's your red flag? What's your deal breaker when it
comes to relationships. Maybe you've ended a relationship because of it.
Because they yelled at the Coach super Bowl and then
went out on the four day bend after winning the
super Bowl. Maybe that's happened.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Maybe it hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Megan, Papa's trying to take trying to take down Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I'm not. I'm just pointing out that there's a couple
of red flags that has me weary.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Of him always looking at the glass half.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
She deserves the best. She's had a lot of frogs.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, we go through the red flags. Number one was
yelling at his coach through the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
He did apologize. He did say he overstepped the mark,
so yes, he would agree. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Number two ha monumental three week bender after winning the
Super Bowl, singing Lasgus.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Even that shot of Taylor when he was singing, even
she got the eck a little bit. She was like,
oh can you stop? I think there was one awards
here already were a lip singer like saw that. She
was like, oh, not again. She literally said not again.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And and now you found a third one. You've delved
back six years.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Into the into the vault where he was asked, is
it a deal breaker if the female won't sleep with
you on the third date?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Is it a deal breaker if a girl won't sleep with.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You after the third date?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
The third date? I feel like that's like the that's
the breaker right there. Three dates.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's like if you don't have it's a third date,
that that's it.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I mean, I want to I want to see a
deal breaker. But I mean so it's like put some
questions in there.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
He didn't say yeah, he just put some questions. He
didn't say it was a deal breaker. He did there's
the breaking If there's the breaking point, I guess it's.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Probably are you on the Kelsey payroll just trying to.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Balance things out at the moment. I feel like this
poor guys getting bloody attacked, very minor in the grand
scheme of things.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I'm just playing for.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Like I say, I've said, go to my mate tin times,
things mores worse, defeending, puffed down.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And there's a lie a party cameras.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, now someone six and me and you're so right
Forrevis has something off about him.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Mate, Yeah, would make women's intuition.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
We've judged this man's character, never met him. I said,
then go on the seats a bit of a show, pony.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
We don't like that in New zeal I like that
but more but they seem to get cut down in
New Zealand. Okay, so we're talking your red flags this morning.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
The one thing which you can't move forward in a
relationship with you clicking at fingers at waiters too.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, I'm saying thank you when people like drop your
food off.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You said, if you're gonna get back in the dating
game show, I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I hadn't planned to do.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But you know, like I don't like family will be
happy about that.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't like people that comment unnecessarily mean comments on
the internet. Troll just just way in with stuff. That's
all right, It's like you don't need to comment.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So before you go and physically date someone, just go
back through the stuff comments.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
What they've been commenting on us?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
What have they been saying?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Nice things on the nice things, fine positives? All good? Yeah,
keep it up, puff eddy, positive stuff to what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
What you're doing, hosking.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I won't act stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Let's go, of course.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, Pro, we'll get you on. What's your deal breakup?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
My deal breakers?
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Body is shaming?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, so like a partner who's commenting on other people's
bodies or even your own.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, right there there's a deal breaking. I don't want
anyone saying stuff about your body.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Do you?
Speaker 10 (11:40):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah? Well I can only say positive things about your body.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I just don't. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Pro.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Have you had this before, Prue? Yes? And what happened
did you leave them?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
She?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah? Here we go.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, lit's get air Sean your red flag?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Ash Hi?
Speaker 10 (12:03):
So my red flag is when someone is enforcing like
air religion onto you and expecting you to follow that religion.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh yeah, you should.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
You shouldn't have to change your fundamental beliefs or someone.
Speaker 10 (12:19):
Unless you want to.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
That's fair enough. Katie Home said that about scientology.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Didn't you right, you're at your own person.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, someone's texting here as well. My red flag is
how they treat animals and how animals respond.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yes, So, like if you've got a dog and they
meet your new boyfriend or whatever, and they're not keene
or growl, You're like, well, what are they saying that
I'm not?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
They have good like intuitionaltic So yeah, okay, so the
big dog feed on the show Louis Producer Tailor's little Dog.
Let's just say you and Marcello was starting again. Marcelo
comes over for a date night. You've got Louis. That's
getting as Louis does, gets it, gets his back up.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'm gonna say, you're gonna need to step it out
of my house mate. Oh he's gone, deal breaker.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Deal breaker. Dogs pick up on vibes.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
They know I've had ghost sightings in my house because
Louie has been able to see that. Like, honestly, they
can tell you things you aren't even aware of yet
and then laid it down. History will prove itself.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Mate, that Jona wan Ben podcast he read flags me
And you don't like it when people click at waiters, yeah,
or just rude to like wait staff being.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Doesn't know when people right mean things on the internet? Marco,
what is it for you?
Speaker 13 (13:31):
You'll red flag anything supernatural? Or when someone asks me,
what's your star sign? That's it over?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh well you and producer Taylor just you could never
you could never be Taylor.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
This is this is who you are.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
I know those the two things you just mentioned, Mark,
like the two pillars for me of a successful relationship.
Speaker 13 (13:53):
Well, well you're not for me.
Speaker 12 (13:58):
Then on star signs, yeah, he hates all that stuff,
but he knows a lot about it because of me.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Right, yeah, right?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And what is it?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What's her stars?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
An Aquarius?
Speaker 12 (14:09):
I'm a sagittariust both very compatible. I actually checked into
that before we pursued any further along.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
One of the traits of an Aquarius.
Speaker 12 (14:16):
Stubborn, organized but like level headed, very determined, So you
know good and bad?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Do you know she goes?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Do you know what the worst one is? Marco? She's like,
do you know what the worst one is? It's a scorpio.
All scorpios are and you can pretty much figure out
what she said.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
After that, we count on radio and then she's like,
is anyone here a scorpio?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And I'm like, the scorpio right a room full of
five people. The averages are someone is going to be
a school And what did I say?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You need to ask Marco what he is. Yeah, Marco,
do you know what you are?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
You don't just tell me birthday?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I do.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
I do because I like to make fun of it.
Like a group of friends all the way way back
from high school. We're all Capracorn and we're still best mates.
And apparently Capricorns don't get.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Along with each other.
Speaker 12 (15:09):
Yeah, well my mom and dad are both Capricorns, so
and they're very nice people. They do have their days.
So yeah, I put you in that basket because I'm
vibing you right now.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But yeah, it sounds like you're coming across to the
star sign to you make.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Actually, Sagittarians and Capricorn's very good relationships.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
They Yeah, we're all zoning out.
Speaker 13 (15:35):
At the moment.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, Hey, thanks for listening.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
All right the heads the Jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
My wife and I've been trying to get into you know,
walking together heaven but a time together walk the dog
from time to time. But I find it frustratingly frustrating
experience a lot of the time because my wife can't
walk past any trash, any rubbish without packing it up,
like that's not even ours, which is great, it's great,
and I do appreciate it. You admire there. But we
walk along. There's like a little board walk through some
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sort of you know, swampy sort of marsh and a
little bit of bush near her house, not much, and
she's walking off the tra she's off in there. She's like,
whatts rubbish everywhere?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
She's I'm like, it's got to be a lumber Come
on the pookick her some pookick.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
He will eat that chip bag up. Okay, she's worried,
and that's a lovely thing.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
But it's like walking with a big commitment from her,
like surely directly in your path. You're like, okay, that's
what I get.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But then she's like, I've seen this over there. I
need to get there now. You're like, there's a lime scooter.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I've been thrown into the mash, all right, closed, let's
keep walking the door.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
One time we up north, we did it, you know,
and we're staying next to my mum's place, who walked
quite quite away. It was about five k's into town.
And she ended up getting a bag and filling it up.
And it's said, there's so much rubbish just people just
dump out there, just throwing out the window of cars
and stuff. She filled up this whole bag and then
we're like, what do we do with it? And we
were like, oh, there's a dumb there's a rubbish station
up here, but it was closed. And then so you
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dumped it in the waterway. What do we do it?
So she was like, you throw it over the top,
throw out the top. And then the guy comes out,
you can't you a rubbish And I was we've picked
it up. You can't just throw it over the top, mate, like.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Everyone else put it in the parks, put in the
streams and the rivers.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And I was like, I know, we've picked up My
wife's been picking it up on the thing. And it
didn't look like that happened. It just looked like I
just came down here and I was blood with the
rubbish over the top.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
But there is an extra like you when you drive,
you know, on a road trip or whatever, you look
on the side of the state highway.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
This is an.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Extraordinary amount of rubbish that's dumped on the highway. Who's
who's driven halfway to Mount a Pale and decided to
throw the couch out the window?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I know it is said, it is said, They're just
it's just people. You can be driving by people and
you see it fly at the window, right, So I think.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I always to.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I'm like, what's allowed?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
How hard is it to hold your like.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Anything?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I used to throw apple cores and then people told
me it attracts rats and stuff?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Because I haven't been doing.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Rubbishs also need to eat, though, so whatever thought that?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Maybe apple corn?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You know?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You know?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, are you wanting to know what rubbish is? Okay to? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well no, none, and my wife will pick it. I
don't know what that feed the rest and it.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Takes ages to break down, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So maybe it's best we just put them in the
right places. Although there're no bins around anywhere around the
country anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Because soon they take all the bins away. There's many
places where.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Like we're a rubbish free zone.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh yeah, and you're like, where do we pull the rubbis?
Speaker 9 (18:39):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I don't used to take it home with you.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcasts.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Is someone was spoken to a few times on the show. Amazing,
Amazing runner and person. She ran across Africa, she run
the length of New Zealand, and now she's in the
middle of a new world record attempt trying to run
the greatest distance on a treadmill for a female over
the course of one week.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Started Sunday, So having to average, I think we're figuring out.
When we spoke to the other day, one hundred and
twenty odd k's a day and they are odd case
a lot of them. Emma, you're still running, Yes.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
I am.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
Well, I'm actually walking now. Talking to you is a
nice excuse for me to walk for a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Okay, we've done a beaker but okay, I feel guilty.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I feel kind of guilty that we've slided you down.
How has it been over the last few days.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
The last few days has been an absolutely wild ride.
To be honest, if you'd supposed me a couple of
days and asked if I will still be on the
treadmill now there's a high junks. I would have said no.
Really with sleep deprivation for a long time, and then
I started vomiting, and then I wasn't able to keep
food down. It's just been really hard.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh my goodness, is it because you have we've mentioned
it before, run across Africa. Why are you finding this
more difficult than running Africa?
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Absolutely? Like this challenge has just thrown everything at me
so far. Today is probably the best that I felt
so far. And we're on day four.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
See, so how are you keeping like in like you've
obviously got, as John I said, trying to get an
average of one hundred and nineteen kilometers a day. Where
are you at with that?
Speaker 10 (20:07):
I think we're just about on target. Actually, yeah, so
we're nearly at So it'll be three days, will be
three sixty, and we should get there before nine o'clock
this morning, which will be the end of day three.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
How do you get enough in?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Are you having to eat while you're on the treadmill
because you're obviously just constantly burning calories? You need anything?
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Yeah, Well this was the problem these couple of days
while I wasn't able to eat, is I wasn't getting
the energy in. So now I've got to try and
backtrack and fill those gaps. Get the calories in.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
How much are you sleep? How much you're allowing yourself
to sleep each day.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
I've given myself six hours to sleep, but the first
night I only managed to actually sleep for two hours,
so that's also a challenge.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, Jesus, its insane when you mentioned how long you're
doing it for. And I guess running on a treadmill
can be excruciatingly boring. Give me twenty minutes and you
know immediately I'm lost on it. And I guess running
across Africa, you've got stuff to look at. You got
the cast of the line to look at, don't you
when you're running across Africa entertained on a treadmill?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Oh, I mean inside my head is completely bonkers. So
there's always entertainment in there listening to the podcast, and
then there's just been so many lovely people that have
come down. Yesterday a load of people from the speed
Freaks came down, which is the charity I'm raising money for,
and they were all wearing fantacy dress and we did
like a crossword between the whole lot of her, and
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you know, people are just kind of chipping in and
helping out.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I was reading on your website before that when you
were running things like now you're running one hundred k's
a day, you focus on just one kilometer, you know,
because if you focus on the ninety nine a here,
that becomes such a huge thing in your mind. Is
that what you're still doing at the moment?
Speaker 10 (21:49):
Absolutely even smaller. I switched between looking at the kilometers
and looking at the time and sometimes just watching one
second tick over field like a week.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, and so running the one hundred and nineteen a day, Like,
how long does that take you?
Speaker 13 (22:05):
Well?
Speaker 10 (22:05):
So, I mean yesterday was a complete disaster, and I
actually wasn't even able to run for the first part
because I had such bud stomach problems. So I walked
for about eight hours yesterday morning and then ran for
the rest of the night. So I actually only did
one hundred k's yesterday and that took me from five
am until ten pm.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Wow, this is so.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You'll be running or walking all day until what sort
of eight or nine tonight, all going well?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Ten Probably I've got a little bit of catching up
to do so that this The goal every day is
to be on it. On the treadmill till ten now
a quick shower, eat and massager than bed.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Can you try and like turn your brain off to
go to sleep, which imagine is an impossible task? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Oh, completely, so hard.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We're right behind you. We wish you all the beast
amazing what you've done so far and to continue doing
it under those circumstances is incredible. So keep it up,
hanging on.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Thank you so much, good on, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'll tell you what we should put up the link
if you want to follow Emma's journey, will put that
up on the Hits Break for social media as the.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't want to say that I'll never do this
because I haven't reached that age with my kids. But
a friend of mine has got school age children and
she has pretended to be Catholic for a few months
to get a letter which would then get her children
into a pretty good Catholic school.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
She's gone for the plastic Catholic.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Catholics calic So she's what done four hard months at
the church?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, she said it was about three or four months.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's always like you you definitely went to you're going
to and then you haven't been since without going for
a thing for the school. So I'm like, you definitely
were doing that.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Churches in your heart, Jesus lives in your heart.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That's why you want to do.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
But there's a lot of nefarious people I know that
are like, I'm Catholic.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Listen. So now she's done her time. She's ghosted the
church harder than Jesus on Good Friday.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, they haven't. They got the letter and then just
haven't been back back. So the kids got accepted in school,
they got what they needed, and she's she's moved on
and now Jesus is just in her heart.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, well, is there a level of guilt there?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
You can't leave? What did you join the gang?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You're in the gang?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Broka doesn't seem like there's a lot of guilt. She again,
I didn't want to say that. I would never do
that because I don't want to be called a hypocrite
later in life. But she's not remorseful.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
She's not remorseful. All good things you know about being
the catholicause you can be forgiven for you since right,
So she'd go and this morning go hey, guys, sorry
made a mistake, and all children, we're all chill here
in the Catholic church. And I shouldn't say that, because
I've been saying that is just phili banter on our
radio show for years, been that Catholics get forgiven for
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anything they do. And then my friend was having to
get their baby baptized and they had to do a course,
and then one of the talking points of the course
was on the radio Old numb Nuts says that Catholets
get forgive Yeah, and they're like, now, is this do
you think this is appropriate to put this out on
public papers a talking point in this course?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
So what you specifically that I say you can do
anything you.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Want to be forgiven for it.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
If you, you know, you go to church, I could
get out of jail free card for monopoly. Is that too?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Obviously not? You know, sarcasm is something that they're not
quite wrap their head around just yet at this course.
But uh yeah, so I hopefully I'll be forgiven.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
First I'll find out obviously not maybe not.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's four months in the church. Can we find a
shorter time at any club, job, or organization?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh? Yeah, well you're in and out.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Imagine people just go to the gym, they go tune
up once and like this is not for me.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
The heads that John and been podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Shortest time, you basically signed up for something and then
didn't carry on your friend Megan.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So they have joined the Catholic church for like three
or four months to get the leader and then get
their kids into a good Catholic school. But they're no
longer going to the church.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Listen, as a Catholic, we're very forgiving people. You can't
keep saying that because obviously they don't back up everything
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, as long as she's not like a practicing Satanist,
now all will be fun. We're pretty chill. We're pretty chill.
Have you been tied up with a short period of time?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
And I came, you know, early early days living in
Auckland's you know, young and twenties. We signed up mates
and I to the lawn Bowls Club, a lawn bowls
club and signed up this cheap membership. The drinks were incredible.
We got into us Friday night, we go along. We're like,
we have cracked it. This is amazing. And the newspaper,
the Hero came and did an article on us. Young
people joined the cub. We're all gonna photo signed up.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
We're like, this is us for a lot of the
youth ambassadors for lawn bowl and we loved it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
But then the next year, for some reason, we didn't
go back on the post for late I don't know
where the poster, Charles articles, everything were like, take all
these amazing things about the lawn Bowls and how it is.
You know, We're like, we've got another sixty years of play.
This game will be every week lawn.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Bowls alow they said that coming. They're still waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I think it's been changing to apartments now. That club
it's not a yeah, but yeah, So there you go.
It was a year at least. Ye who are these show?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Well one summer and articles written on them. We've been
bowling for eighty nine years and never had an article. Yeah,
that's hilarious. So the shortest time in the event, club
job whatever, Martin, We're going to kick it off with you.
What was the duration of time you spend I.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
Would say not even half an hour?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh okay, where was it?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
We want some movie tickets through radio station. Lovely Bread
movie called aired Astra. Yeah, bot the way we Yeah,
we sat down and I think as soon as the
coca and popcorn was finished, we sort of stood up
and snuck out. It was the biggest snaw fi.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You didn't see the end. Maybe you picked up.
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Have you seen the rotten tomato?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Is not good that.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
You're not favorable on rotten tomatoes? No?
Speaker 9 (28:25):
No, it was a big pile of steaming.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Now what radio station punished you with? These tickets?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Surely got.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Champagne Mariff sending all their fans along to movies that
balls them to tears before we'll see it again from them.
They trademark Morriffin stuff. All right, Martin, going to have
a great day. In fact, do you want to go
to a movie? Do you want to go to a movie?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Marden?
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
We don't have any tickets.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
It's got.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
You can.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You can go to any movie you want.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
But you guys do have health pizzas.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Why I said that, Todd. Welcome. Your shortest time at
a club, event organization? Oh sorry, Paul, sorry, are your
shortest time at an organization or event?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
The you mate?
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Yeah, I had a job for an hour at the
government department an hour.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
What happened? You didn't get fired after an hour?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
No?
Speaker 13 (29:31):
I got another phone call for another job.
Speaker 14 (29:32):
I'd applied for it, and I said, yeah, I'll take
that one.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So how did you deliver this news to the your
new bosses?
Speaker 11 (29:40):
Sort called them?
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Design said, look, I'm going to have to resign because
I just got a phone call and somebody's offered me a.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
Bit of job.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
That's got a better offer.
Speaker 13 (29:49):
Yeah, pretty good actually, but I still had to do that,
sill out the text forms and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Hours work you did. So did they pay you for
the hour's work?
Speaker 13 (30:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Let me go government departments. Hey, they'll dot the i's
across the t's.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I mean first day of field d's a field day's
field these field's Mister Creek and Hamilton Farm again and
as we'd like to call it, so it's amazing time.
It's on till Saturday.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Traffic apparently at a standstill heading in their Blair from
the Hits and White Cuddo is going to be around
there all day and Field's it feels like one of
those you know how the A lot cooler shows they
have little catchphrases and slogans that could be yours, that
could be mine fields. I don't know what it means
or contexts use it, and just talking about the shortest
amount of time you spend in an organization or club
(30:41):
or job or whatever. Some great texts coming through here.
My friend's brother got fired after three hours at its
fish and chip shop because they couldn't fold the paper
prop pally.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
You feel like they've give them more time to learn it,
teach the.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Show them what need to do it.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
It is an.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
No patience there for the fish and chip proprietor. Obviously, Danell,
you're on welcome How are.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You hello, Danell?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Hello, Sorry, no one ever apologizes on the show.
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Okay, okay, yes, you're about thirteen or fourteen. Went to
what they called a Y one concert, which was a
Christian concept. At the end of the concept, they told
you if you didn't repent, you were going you know downstairs.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Right, a fear solution.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Yeah, a couple of hours and told them I had
to go, and my handed me for the next day
or so, and next day so, and I was going downstairs.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Told you you're going to hell, and well you are
in hell. Right now.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
You're on the breakfast that Megan. This is what they
were talking about.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh hey, well two hours do you go? Two hours
at the concert? We're going to talk about the shortest
I'm with Gary.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Actually, maybe she can literally go to hell. We'll give
her a pizza Hell pizza. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Good on you now, and good on YouTube being boys
with that wonderful client integration. Gary, you're on welcome Yeah, good,
thank you. Shortest time at hey school? Okay, how long?
Speaker 14 (32:22):
Three days? I didn't get expelled, and I think it
was years ago your like head school scene, and I
passed school, see mess, And I didn't want to do
it again, so I changed schools. But it was such
a hussle and two hard so I went back from
the old school.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
This isn't for me.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
There's a high impact three days from Gary there at school.
Speaker 14 (32:45):
Yeah, it was a pain getting the bus and all
that sort of thing, And yeah, I thought I was
doing the right thing. But I went back to the
old school and set school seeing it was only mess again.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Please tell me they like, look who's come crawling? Yeah, Garry,
that's one three days of the school. It's brilliant. Did
we get Keith on the shortest time in a job.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
We understand Keith, Yeah, good morning, sing yeah. I I
joined a business many moons agoing on day two they
wanted us to sign up to a two year contract.
Now really wasn't that keen on the roll at the time,
And so day three went in and resigned. And a
few weeks later I got a month's paying the bank,
and I thought, I thought, that's very nicely. You know,
they obviously player for a month. Have you been there
(33:27):
for a few days?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It makes no account.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
Lo and behold the following month the same thing happened again.
I thought, well, I haven't even been there. So I
got hold of him and said, look of being paid
and what have you? And they said they'd sort it out.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Well.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
The next month they came through the banking game.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I kid, you know.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
I went into their playroll office and you know, so
it was a few moons ago, and they had that
ten bodies or whatever sitting there. It was a big organization.
And I spoke to a lady and I said, look,
this is this is the fair time this has happened.
And she explained to me quite quietly, the auditors had
been and gone and the financial year of being closed off,
so let's just leave her a back. So it did
effectively two days and a bit of work and only
(34:09):
they look dead was training and east three days.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Money is not coming for you because you did your bit.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You went exactly exactly.
Speaker 11 (34:21):
So I've been applanning for similar jobs ever since.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
That sounds like a one and done scenario in your
employment career.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Hits that John and Ben podcast did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
You went for the first time to a cafe by
yourself and had a meal and just had the time.
You're working on your laptop and it was amazing.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I got so much done because you're not distracted by
home life kids.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Fantastically, you have the technology to distract though, because I've
been in a cafe before without a phone, and jeez,
you feel lonely without your phone.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Just kind of end up eyeballing people.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
You will buy yourself without a phone.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, I was just waiting for an order tune up
and this was, well, jeezuz like I feel like you've
got no trousers on without.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Somebody that good old newspaper comes back in to play.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
You just need your eyes to otherwise staring at him.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, well, there was actually a reporter in Napier who
got kicked out of a cafe this week. And I
think you might have just briefly mentioned it yesterday, but
it's now, you know, on in the New Zealand Herald
that you can read in the cafe this morning.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
So he was.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
He ordered a coffee at his laptop and then after
an hour they went, hey, you been here long enough,
it's time to if you're not going to buy anything
else time, they asked him to leave a polite way,
in a polite way, and there was not. He was like,
well other people wanting to use the table. They just
said it's got to as stage. So he's like, what
I'll do is I'll write an article about you.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I think it's happened to him multiple times. But also like, yeah,
because someone messaged him when I spoke about it yesterday
and called me a table hogger, and I was.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Me, you got you back up about that.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
It was not there is one other table everyone It
was empty otherwise, and I think that's the parameters right,
as long as it's not full, as long as no
one else is trying to get a table, then he's fine.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
What a table hogger would say, basic table hogger behavior right.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
There, because you said, you say, maybe there's like a
half an hour and then you need to buy something else.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Oh yeah, keep it rolling every thirty minutes. You're going
to keep making transitions because I don't know, passionate about
it for three hours? You know, what's the longest you've
pushed it out for?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Probably like good, yeah, hour and a half to two
hours a long times.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
My first one was almost two hours. But again there
was like no one in the restaurant. Fine, that kind
of feels like the thing, right, And I did buy breakfast.
I used to own a cafe, so I was like, oh,
surely this is fine.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
What's the longest people would stay in yours?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Well, often people weird wi fi, so people would come
and sit, like especially during the week, and it was
fine as long as there's not like people banging down
the doors trying to get a table.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, well you go. This is from the industry industry spokeswoman.
Another place is kick someone out after an hour. But
we used to work someone at a radio session. He
used to use the Wi fi at like a fast
food place and go across and buy like a ninety
ninety cent drink and just like work all night on
the Wi Fi, so.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
You know who that person.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
But also like a fast food joints, Got enough Funny.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Boys is one of the industry's premiere tight asses. But
you you even looked up to this and you're like,
g he knew how to save a dollar.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That's a sixy TEXI yeah, we're.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Looking back through the back catalog of a smart and
flirtiness that sits on our phones and our texts with
our partners.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'm surprised all of us managed to keep our clothes
on at home this level of content.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
To be honest, it's the polar opposite, but we do
try and saucy up our mundane text messages. Who wants
to kick things off today?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Mine was a little bit sixy yesterday, but it did
involve another man. Okay, I'll read it in a sixy way.
This is me to my husband. Trevenah is coming to
New Zealand, the comedian. Yeah, I love him, he said, Cool,
shall we go? I see both of us? He said,
(38:16):
unless you're lining up your third husband.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
South Africa.
Speaker 12 (38:21):
I do.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Soft spot for the South Africa with Andrew.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I was meaning, you know, because we've got kids and stuff.
Do we need a babysitter? But he took it to
meaning like I don't want you there.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, and so now what are you going to do?
You've got an option available. He's kind of gone, you
can go on your own.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
You as much as you know, I don't think anyone
loves Trevenour as much.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
As it sounds like it's a solo night.
Speaker 11 (38:45):
What do you got?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, this is actually from last week.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
My allergies were flaring up, okay, and then, by a
chance nothing hotter than alergies, the symptoms were kicking off.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
A gym was at the mall, so she was near
a chemist.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I said, my nose is running like a waterfall.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Can you please give me Auntie his to me?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
She brings back About twenty minutes later, the lady that
chemist wants to know if you're coughing or have an
itchy rash? Said, I said, nobod, are you talking about
itchy rash? What did you say I had? She said,
he wants to know if you need courts. She wants
to know if you need quadreal. I said, fine, but
I still don't know where the rash comes into the conversation.
But whatever I had killed my nose and still rash free.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Did you get the good stuff? I mean you got
for dreams stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
No, I got the and I got andie estamine stuff. Yeah,
not quadreal, just quick me for my sixty texis. Well,
this could be a sixty taxi text from my wife
a couple of days ago says Hey, Bob, what time
are you coming home? And then she went sorry, that
was meant to read Bob. So I was like, oh
(39:52):
I did. It's this mysterious Bob. Bob obviously waiting for
Bob to come home, so I'll never know. Maybe a SI.
She takes it towards Bob
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Cameron Diaz as.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well one of the Memphis Timberwolves the basketball team at
the moment too.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So yeah, what is one of the owners? He's one
of the owners right well, listen, this just popped up
on my Instagram feed about two minutes ago, and I
was like, given all our ages where we're hitting in life,
we wouldn't find a more inspirational piece of audio right
now from a rod from Alex Rodriguez. Have a listen,
A fifty year old is two acts more likely to succeed.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
That's someone that's thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Age is now your barrier, your mindset is.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
And it's never too late. Give you a few examples
of Bloomberg got fired at thirty nine. He started Bloomberg's
business shortly after fifteen years later he was a billionaire.
Today he's eighty two and worth one hundred and six
billion dollars. He started at the age of forty. Okay,
you look at Henry Ford, he launched a T model
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at age forty five. You look at Warren Buffett, who's
ninety three years old, big ninety three years old, worth
one hundred and thirty billion dollars. He made ninety nine
percent of his net worth after his fiftieth birthday. And
this is my favorite, one last one. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Colonel Sanders opened his first Kentucky Fried Chicken at the
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age of sixty five and failed. And then he collected
a Social Security money and then started franchising and the
rest is history. So here's my message. Get up, get going,
never give up, and it's never too late.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Thank you. I that firing the music the bloody Oh
my god, Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
See all the examples were dudes. I don't know. After
the agent maybe told for going to see.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, it's very good point. Yes, someone's bor listen to
Joe Rogan.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
And all looking for the white male mat Yeah from that,
wellpiration for you, Yeah, that would be really nice.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Here's a list of successful old white guys, although it's
not what.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He's talking about.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh my god, the hits that John wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Travis Kelsey in a relationship with Taylor Swift, famous footballer,
washes his feet sometimes this way some of the things
we know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Another thing we know too is Megan and no way
connected or tied to Taylor Swift's every time we meet you,
Travis Kelsey slept Hmmm. You know she's that friend who's
like the disapproving Is he good enough for you?
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I kind of said that multiple times.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, so I was totally on board initially, but then
I feel like there's been a couple of red flags,
one of them being with the Super Bowl when he
got really aggressive to his coach.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah he did, he did, and he later did apologize
to it. But that's not saying he didn't. He got
quite aggressive. Yeah, he got right here at the moment
he got he got angry. Yeah, but not being put
back on the field.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Let's blame that on the steroids, roid rage. That's the thing. Yeah,
but that's always so good at football.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But they have that relationship, again, not making excuses. They
do have that relationship. When the coach the coach was fine.
He was fine afterwards, he said he apologize, but yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But the n being that you were just having a
little discussion off here. You're like sports not real life.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, like it happens in real life. But I feel
like you can get away with stuff and sport that
you can't get away with on the street. You know
your parking ticket, you're not gonna be puging, you know, assault.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I did it once, the parking would apparently it's not okay.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And again I'm not saying it's okay in sport, but
you're sort of he need to look at under a
different microscope. I feel like that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Should we be because he's a role model to younger
people and he's showing them that that that's okay, that
you can treat your coach like that and in sport
that it's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
But is it well, yeah, it's a very good debate. Yeah,
punch ups are great for fans. From everyone's nodding, yeah,
the moment, it does feel like but again I don't know,
in the streets, a little confronting, but on the sports field,
it seems yeah, right, it's the conversation for another day,
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
So it was an initial red flag for me. I
was like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Aggressive, and then big Benda was an issue too, wasn't
it for you?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Was three weeks and.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Drunk for like three weeks. I mean he won the
super Bowl, but like he's thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Four, counter of guy, celebrate a couple of nights out
with the team.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, yeah, so this is I'm clearly not the only
one that's on a bit of a hunt because this interviewed.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
To defend them. It's on. I feel like he could
be my mate.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But I just thought this was interesting, and so did
the Induswery Kelsey and never gonna be made.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You know, I feel like he's one of friends going
he's all right, he's good guy.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Let me hang out with just go for a couple
of years.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Let me just put this out there and see what
you think. So this is an interview from six years ago.
He was six years he was twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's not like a spring chicken stuff. I will say
when I was twenty eight six days ago, he was
like kencible stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
John Well, I don't started on. I've had a chicken history,
but Liz, I'll go back six years.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
So he was twenty eight, six years ago and watch
What Happens Live, and they asked him questions about his
dating life, and one in particular has people going that's weird.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, is it a deal breaker if a girl won't
sleep with you.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
After the third date?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
The third date? I feel like that's like the that's
the breaker right there? Through three dates.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's like if you don't have a third date, that
that's it.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I mean, I want to I want to see a
deal breaker with I mean. And so it's like put
some questions in, you know, he.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Said, yeah, it's a deal break, and then he was like, oh,
that didn't sit.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, it's not a deal breaker.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's not a deal breaker, but you know, the first
and second date, it's like the third date.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Come on, what was the extended version of that club?
What's what's his point?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
He goes on to mention more intimate details, really intimate
things that if a woman won't do, would be a
deal breaker.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Okay, So was that a flag for you?
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I think so, because even let's just say he thought that,
why don't say on TV to the whole public, you know,
have a bit of have.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
A bit of can we do you mind if we
chat this out there. Okay, what's the one red flag
for you?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You're meeting someone or you've maybe met someone and they've
done one thing and you're like, I cannot continue this
on any further. I know you, you're you're a big
one about the service industry, art and you if you're
on a date, if you're.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
On a date and like someone drops off meals and
stuff and they don't say thank you or acknowledge them, like,
I think that's kind.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Of one you're not pursuing any further.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, it's how they around you.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
What's your red flag? What's your deal breaker when it
comes to relationships. Maybe you've ended a relationship because of it.
Because they yelled at the Coach super Bowl and then
went out on the four day bend after winning the
super Bowl. Maybe that's happened.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Maybe it hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Megan, Papa's trying to take trying to take down Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I'm not. I'm just pointing out that there's a couple
of red flags that has me weary.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Of him always looking at the glass half.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
She deserves the best. She's had a lot of frogs.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, we go through the red flags. Number one was
yelling at his coach through the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
He did apologize. He did say he overstepped the mark,
so yes, he would agree. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Number two ha monumental three week bender after winning the
Super Bowl, singing Lasgus.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Even that shot of Taylor when he was singing, even
she got the eck a little bit. She was like,
oh can you stop? I think there was one awards
here already were a lip singer like saw that. She
was like, oh, not again. She literally said not again.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And and now you found a third one. You've delved
back six years.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Into the into the vault where he was asked, is
it a deal breaker if the female won't sleep with
you on the third date?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Is it a deal breaker if a girl won't sleep with.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You after the third date?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
The third date? I feel like that's like the that's
the breaker right there. Three dates.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's like if you don't have it's a third date,
that that's it.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I mean, I want to I want to see a
deal breaker. But I mean so it's like put some
questions in there.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
He didn't say yeah, he just put some questions. He
didn't say it was a deal breaker. He did there's
the breaking If there's the breaking point, I guess it's.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Probably are you on the Kelsey payroll just trying to.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Balance things out at the moment. I feel like this
poor guys getting bloody attacked, very minor in the grand
scheme of things.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I'm just playing for.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Like I say, I've said, go to my mate tin times,
things mores worse, defeending, puffed down.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And there's a lie a party cameras.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, now someone six and me and you're so right
Forrevis has something off about him.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Mate, Yeah, would make women's intuition.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
We've judged this man's character, never met him. I said,
then go on the seats a bit of a show, pony.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
We don't like that in New zeal I like that
but more but they seem to get cut down in
New Zealand. Okay, so we're talking your red flags this morning.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
The one thing which you can't move forward in a
relationship with you clicking at fingers at waiters too.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, I'm saying thank you when people like drop your
food off.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You said, if you're gonna get back in the dating
game show, I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I hadn't planned to do.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But you know, like I don't like family will be
happy about that.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't like people that comment unnecessarily mean comments on
the internet. Troll just just way in with stuff. That's
all right, It's like you don't need to comment.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
So before you go and physically date someone, just go
back through the stuff comments.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
What they've been commenting on us?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
What have they been saying?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Nice things on the nice things, fine positives? All good? Yeah,
keep it up, puff eddy, positive stuff to what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
What you're doing, hosking.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I won't act stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Let's go, of course.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, Pro, we'll get you on. What's your deal breakup?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (11:25):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
My deal breakers?
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Body is shaming?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, so like a partner who's commenting on other people's
bodies or even your own.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, right there there's a deal breaking. I don't want
anyone saying stuff about your body.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Do you?
Speaker 10 (11:40):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah? Well I can only say positive things about your body.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I just don't. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Pro.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Have you had this before, Prue? Yes? And what happened
did you leave them?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
She?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah? Here we go.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, lit's get air Sean your red flag?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Ash Hi?
Speaker 10 (12:03):
So my red flag is when someone is enforcing like
air religion onto you and expecting you to follow that religion.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh yeah, you should.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
You shouldn't have to change your fundamental beliefs or someone.
Speaker 10 (12:19):
Unless you want to.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
That's fair enough. Katie Home said that about scientology.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Didn't you right, you're at your own person.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, someone's texting here as well. My red flag is
how they treat animals and how animals respond.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yes, So, like if you've got a dog and they
meet your new boyfriend or whatever, and they're not keene
or growl, You're like, well, what are they saying that
I'm not?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
They have good like intuitionaltic So yeah, okay, so the
big dog feed on the show Louis Producer Tailor's little Dog.
Let's just say you and Marcello was starting again. Marcelo
comes over for a date night. You've got Louis. That's
getting as Louis does, gets it, gets his back up.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'm gonna say, you're gonna need to step it out
of my house mate. Oh he's gone, deal breaker.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Deal breaker. Dogs pick up on vibes.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
They know I've had ghost sightings in my house because
Louie has been able to see that. Like, honestly, they
can tell you things you aren't even aware of yet
and then laid it down. History will prove itself.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Mate, that Jona wan Ben podcast he read flags me
And you don't like it when people click at waiters, yeah,
or just rude to like wait staff being.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Doesn't know when people right mean things on the internet? Marco,
what is it for you?
Speaker 13 (13:31):
You'll red flag anything supernatural? Or when someone asks me,
what's your star sign? That's it over?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh well you and producer Taylor just you could never
you could never be Taylor.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
This is this is who you are.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
I know those the two things you just mentioned, Mark,
like the two pillars for me of a successful relationship.
Speaker 13 (13:53):
Well, well you're not for me.
Speaker 12 (13:58):
Then on star signs, yeah, he hates all that stuff,
but he knows a lot about it because of me.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Right, yeah, right?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And what is it?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What's her stars?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
An Aquarius?
Speaker 12 (14:09):
I'm a sagittariust both very compatible. I actually checked into
that before we pursued any further along.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
One of the traits of an Aquarius.
Speaker 12 (14:16):
Stubborn, organized but like level headed, very determined, So you
know good and bad?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Do you know she goes?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Do you know what the worst one is? Marco? She's like,
do you know what the worst one is? It's a scorpio.
All scorpios are and you can pretty much figure out
what she said.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
After that, we count on radio and then she's like,
is anyone here a scorpio?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And I'm like, the scorpio right a room full of
five people. The averages are someone is going to be
a school And what did I say?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You need to ask Marco what he is. Yeah, Marco,
do you know what you are?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
You don't just tell me birthday?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I do.
Speaker 13 (14:55):
I do because I like to make fun of it.
Like a group of friends all the way way back
from high school. We're all Capracorn and we're still best mates.
And apparently Capricorns don't get.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Along with each other.
Speaker 12 (15:09):
Yeah, well my mom and dad are both Capricorns, so
and they're very nice people. They do have their days.
So yeah, I put you in that basket because I'm
vibing you right now.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But yeah, it sounds like you're coming across to the
star sign to you make.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Actually, Sagittarians and Capricorn's very good relationships.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
They Yeah, we're all zoning out.
Speaker 13 (15:35):
At the moment.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, Hey, thanks for listening.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
All right the heads the Jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
My wife and I've been trying to get into you know,
walking together heaven but a time together walk the dog
from time to time. But I find it frustratingly frustrating
experience a lot of the time because my wife can't
walk past any trash, any rubbish without packing it up,
like that's not even ours, which is great, it's great,
and I do appreciate it. You admire there. But we
walk along. There's like a little board walk through some
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sort of you know, swampy sort of marsh and a
little bit of bush near her house, not much, and
she's walking off the tra she's off in there. She's like,
whatts rubbish everywhere?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
She's I'm like, it's got to be a lumber Come
on the pookick her some pookick.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
He will eat that chip bag up. Okay, she's worried,
and that's a lovely thing.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
But it's like walking with a big commitment from her,
like surely directly in your path. You're like, okay, that's
what I get.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But then she's like, I've seen this over there. I
need to get there now. You're like, there's a lime scooter.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I've been thrown into the mash, all right, closed, let's
keep walking the door.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
One time we up north, we did it, you know,
and we're staying next to my mum's place, who walked
quite quite away. It was about five k's into town.
And she ended up getting a bag and filling it up.
And it's said, there's so much rubbish just people just
dump out there, just throwing out the window of cars
and stuff. She filled up this whole bag and then
we're like, what do we do with it? And we
were like, oh, there's a dumb there's a rubbish station
up here, but it was closed. And then so you
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dumped it in the waterway. What do we do it?
So she was like, you throw it over the top,
throw out the top. And then the guy comes out,
you can't you a rubbish And I was we've picked
it up. You can't just throw it over the top, mate, like.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Everyone else put it in the parks, put in the
streams and the rivers.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And I was like, I know, we've picked up My
wife's been picking it up on the thing. And it
didn't look like that happened. It just looked like I
just came down here and I was blood with the
rubbish over the top.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
But there is an extra like you when you drive,
you know, on a road trip or whatever, you look
on the side of the state highway.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
This is an.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Extraordinary amount of rubbish that's dumped on the highway. Who's
who's driven halfway to Mount a Pale and decided to
throw the couch out the window?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I know it is said, it is said, They're just
it's just people. You can be driving by people and
you see it fly at the window, right, So I think.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
I always to.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I'm like, what's allowed?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
How hard is it to hold your like.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Anything?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I used to throw apple cores and then people told
me it attracts rats and stuff?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Because I haven't been doing.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Rubbishs also need to eat, though, so whatever thought that?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Maybe apple corn?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You know?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You know?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, are you wanting to know what rubbish is? Okay to? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well no, none, and my wife will pick it. I
don't know what that feed the rest and it.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Takes ages to break down, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So maybe it's best we just put them in the
right places. Although there're no bins around anywhere around the
country anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Because soon they take all the bins away. There's many
places where.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Like we're a rubbish free zone.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh yeah, and you're like, where do we pull the rubbis?
Speaker 9 (18:39):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I don't used to take it home with you.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcasts.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Is someone was spoken to a few times on the show. Amazing,
Amazing runner and person. She ran across Africa, she run
the length of New Zealand, and now she's in the
middle of a new world record attempt trying to run
the greatest distance on a treadmill for a female over
the course of one week.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Started Sunday, So having to average, I think we're figuring out.
When we spoke to the other day, one hundred and
twenty odd k's a day and they are odd case
a lot of them. Emma, you're still running, Yes.
Speaker 13 (19:10):
I am.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
Well, I'm actually walking now. Talking to you is a
nice excuse for me to walk for a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Okay, we've done a beaker but okay, I feel guilty.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I feel kind of guilty that we've slided you down.
How has it been over the last few days.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
The last few days has been an absolutely wild ride.
To be honest, if you'd supposed me a couple of
days and asked if I will still be on the
treadmill now there's a high junks. I would have said no.
Really with sleep deprivation for a long time, and then
I started vomiting, and then I wasn't able to keep
food down. It's just been really hard.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh my goodness, is it because you have we've mentioned
it before, run across Africa. Why are you finding this
more difficult than running Africa?
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Absolutely? Like this challenge has just thrown everything at me
so far. Today is probably the best that I felt
so far. And we're on day four.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
See, so how are you keeping like in like you've
obviously got, as John I said, trying to get an
average of one hundred and nineteen kilometers a day. Where
are you at with that?
Speaker 10 (20:07):
I think we're just about on target. Actually, yeah, so
we're nearly at So it'll be three days, will be
three sixty, and we should get there before nine o'clock
this morning, which will be the end of day three.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
How do you get enough in?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Are you having to eat while you're on the treadmill
because you're obviously just constantly burning calories? You need anything?
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Yeah, Well this was the problem these couple of days
while I wasn't able to eat, is I wasn't getting
the energy in. So now I've got to try and
backtrack and fill those gaps. Get the calories in.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
How much are you sleep? How much you're allowing yourself
to sleep each day.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
I've given myself six hours to sleep, but the first
night I only managed to actually sleep for two hours,
so that's also a challenge.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, Jesus, its insane when you mentioned how long you're
doing it for. And I guess running on a treadmill
can be excruciatingly boring. Give me twenty minutes and you
know immediately I'm lost on it. And I guess running
across Africa, you've got stuff to look at. You got
the cast of the line to look at, don't you
when you're running across Africa entertained on a treadmill?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Oh, I mean inside my head is completely bonkers. So
there's always entertainment in there listening to the podcast, and
then there's just been so many lovely people that have
come down. Yesterday a load of people from the speed
Freaks came down, which is the charity I'm raising money for,
and they were all wearing fantacy dress and we did
like a crossword between the whole lot of her, and
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you know, people are just kind of chipping in and
helping out.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I was reading on your website before that when you
were running things like now you're running one hundred k's
a day, you focus on just one kilometer, you know,
because if you focus on the ninety nine a here,
that becomes such a huge thing in your mind. Is
that what you're still doing at the moment?
Speaker 10 (21:49):
Absolutely even smaller. I switched between looking at the kilometers
and looking at the time and sometimes just watching one
second tick over field like a week.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, and so running the one hundred and nineteen a day, Like,
how long does that take you?
Speaker 13 (22:05):
Well?
Speaker 10 (22:05):
So, I mean yesterday was a complete disaster, and I
actually wasn't even able to run for the first part
because I had such bud stomach problems. So I walked
for about eight hours yesterday morning and then ran for
the rest of the night. So I actually only did
one hundred k's yesterday and that took me from five
am until ten pm.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Wow, this is so.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You'll be running or walking all day until what sort
of eight or nine tonight, all going well?
Speaker 10 (22:32):
Ten Probably I've got a little bit of catching up
to do so that this The goal every day is
to be on it. On the treadmill till ten now
a quick shower, eat and massager than bed.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Can you try and like turn your brain off to
go to sleep, which imagine is an impossible task? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Oh, completely, so hard.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We're right behind you. We wish you all the beast
amazing what you've done so far and to continue doing
it under those circumstances is incredible. So keep it up,
hanging on.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Thank you so much, good on, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'll tell you what we should put up the link
if you want to follow Emma's journey, will put that
up on the Hits Break for social media as the.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't want to say that I'll never do this
because I haven't reached that age with my kids. But
a friend of mine has got school age children and
she has pretended to be Catholic for a few months
to get a letter which would then get her children
into a pretty good Catholic school.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
She's gone for the plastic Catholic.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Catholics calic So she's what done four hard months at
the church?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, she said it was about three or four months.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's always like you you definitely went to you're going
to and then you haven't been since without going for
a thing for the school. So I'm like, you definitely
were doing that.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Churches in your heart, Jesus lives in your heart.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That's why you want to do.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
But there's a lot of nefarious people I know that
are like, I'm Catholic.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Listen. So now she's done her time. She's ghosted the
church harder than Jesus on Good Friday.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, they haven't. They got the letter and then just
haven't been back back. So the kids got accepted in school,
they got what they needed, and she's she's moved on
and now Jesus is just in her heart.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, well, is there a level of guilt there?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
You can't leave? What did you join the gang?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You're in the gang?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Broka doesn't seem like there's a lot of guilt. She again,
I didn't want to say that. I would never do
that because I don't want to be called a hypocrite
later in life. But she's not remorseful.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
She's not remorseful. All good things you know about being
the catholicause you can be forgiven for you since right,
So she'd go and this morning go hey, guys, sorry
made a mistake, and all children, we're all chill here
in the Catholic church. And I shouldn't say that, because
I've been saying that is just phili banter on our
radio show for years, been that Catholics get forgiven for
(25:01):
anything they do. And then my friend was having to
get their baby baptized and they had to do a course,
and then one of the talking points of the course
was on the radio Old numb Nuts says that Catholets
get forgive Yeah, and they're like, now, is this do
you think this is appropriate to put this out on
public papers a talking point in this course?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
So what you specifically that I say you can do
anything you.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Want to be forgiven for it.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
If you, you know, you go to church, I could
get out of jail free card for monopoly. Is that too?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Obviously not? You know, sarcasm is something that they're not
quite wrap their head around just yet at this course.
But uh yeah, so I hopefully I'll be forgiven.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
First I'll find out obviously not maybe not.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's four months in the church. Can we find a
shorter time at any club, job, or organization?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh? Yeah, well you're in and out.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Imagine people just go to the gym, they go tune
up once and like this is not for me.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
The heads that John and been podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Shortest time, you basically signed up for something and then
didn't carry on your friend Megan.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So they have joined the Catholic church for like three
or four months to get the leader and then get
their kids into a good Catholic school. But they're no
longer going to the church.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Listen, as a Catholic, we're very forgiving people. You can't
keep saying that because obviously they don't back up everything
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, as long as she's not like a practicing Satanist,
now all will be fun. We're pretty chill. We're pretty chill.
Have you been tied up with a short period of time?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
And I came, you know, early early days living in
Auckland's you know, young and twenties. We signed up mates
and I to the lawn Bowls Club, a lawn bowls
club and signed up this cheap membership. The drinks were incredible.
We got into us Friday night, we go along. We're like,
we have cracked it. This is amazing. And the newspaper,
the Hero came and did an article on us. Young
people joined the cub. We're all gonna photo signed up.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
We're like, this is us for a lot of the
youth ambassadors for lawn bowl and we loved it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
But then the next year, for some reason, we didn't
go back on the post for late I don't know
where the poster, Charles articles, everything were like, take all
these amazing things about the lawn Bowls and how it is.
You know, We're like, we've got another sixty years of play.
This game will be every week lawn.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Bowls alow they said that coming. They're still waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I think it's been changing to apartments now. That club
it's not a yeah, but yeah, So there you go.
It was a year at least. Ye who are these show?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Well one summer and articles written on them. We've been
bowling for eighty nine years and never had an article. Yeah,
that's hilarious. So the shortest time in the event, club
job whatever, Martin, We're going to kick it off with you.
What was the duration of time you spend I.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
Would say not even half an hour?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh okay, where was it?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
We want some movie tickets through radio station. Lovely Bread
movie called aired Astra. Yeah, bot the way we Yeah,
we sat down and I think as soon as the
coca and popcorn was finished, we sort of stood up
and snuck out. It was the biggest snaw fi.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You didn't see the end. Maybe you picked up.
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Have you seen the rotten tomato?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Is not good that.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
You're not favorable on rotten tomatoes? No?
Speaker 9 (28:25):
No, it was a big pile of steaming.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Now what radio station punished you with? These tickets?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Surely got.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Champagne Mariff sending all their fans along to movies that
balls them to tears before we'll see it again from them.
They trademark Morriffin stuff. All right, Martin, going to have
a great day. In fact, do you want to go
to a movie? Do you want to go to a movie?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Marden?
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
We don't have any tickets.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
It's got.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
You can.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You can go to any movie you want.
Speaker 9 (29:04):
But you guys do have health pizzas.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Why I said that, Todd. Welcome. Your shortest time at
a club, event organization? Oh sorry, Paul, sorry, are your
shortest time at an organization or event?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
The you mate?
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Yeah, I had a job for an hour at the
government department an hour.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
What happened? You didn't get fired after an hour?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
No?
Speaker 13 (29:31):
I got another phone call for another job.
Speaker 14 (29:32):
I'd applied for it, and I said, yeah, I'll take
that one.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So how did you deliver this news to the your
new bosses?
Speaker 11 (29:40):
Sort called them?
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Design said, look, I'm going to have to resign because
I just got a phone call and somebody's offered me a.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
Bit of job.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
That's got a better offer.
Speaker 13 (29:49):
Yeah, pretty good actually, but I still had to do that,
sill out the text forms and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Hours work you did. So did they pay you for
the hour's work?
Speaker 13 (30:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Let me go government departments. Hey, they'll dot the i's
across the t's.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I mean first day of field d's a field day's
field these field's Mister Creek and Hamilton Farm again and
as we'd like to call it, so it's amazing time.
It's on till Saturday.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Traffic apparently at a standstill heading in their Blair from
the Hits and White Cuddo is going to be around
there all day and Field's it feels like one of
those you know how the A lot cooler shows they
have little catchphrases and slogans that could be yours, that
could be mine fields. I don't know what it means
or contexts use it, and just talking about the shortest
amount of time you spend in an organization or club
(30:41):
or job or whatever. Some great texts coming through here.
My friend's brother got fired after three hours at its
fish and chip shop because they couldn't fold the paper
prop pally.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
You feel like they've give them more time to learn it,
teach the.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Show them what need to do it.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
It is an.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
No patience there for the fish and chip proprietor. Obviously, Danell,
you're on welcome How are.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You hello, Danell?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Hello, Sorry, no one ever apologizes on the show.
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Okay, okay, yes, you're about thirteen or fourteen. Went to
what they called a Y one concert, which was a
Christian concept. At the end of the concept, they told
you if you didn't repent, you were going you know downstairs.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Right, a fear solution.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Yeah, a couple of hours and told them I had
to go, and my handed me for the next day
or so, and next day so, and I was going downstairs.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Told you you're going to hell, and well you are
in hell. Right now.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
You're on the breakfast that Megan. This is what they
were talking about.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh hey, well two hours do you go? Two hours
at the concert? We're going to talk about the shortest
I'm with Gary.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Actually, maybe she can literally go to hell. We'll give
her a pizza Hell pizza. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Good on you now, and good on YouTube being boys
with that wonderful client integration. Gary, you're on welcome Yeah, good,
thank you. Shortest time at hey school? Okay, how long?
Speaker 14 (32:22):
Three days? I didn't get expelled, and I think it
was years ago your like head school scene, and I
passed school, see mess, And I didn't want to do
it again, so I changed schools. But it was such
a hussle and two hard so I went back from
the old school.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
This isn't for me.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
There's a high impact three days from Gary there at school.
Speaker 14 (32:45):
Yeah, it was a pain getting the bus and all
that sort of thing, And yeah, I thought I was
doing the right thing. But I went back to the
old school and set school seeing it was only mess again.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Please tell me they like, look who's come crawling? Yeah, Garry,
that's one three days of the school. It's brilliant. Did
we get Keith on the shortest time in a job.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
We understand Keith, Yeah, good morning, sing yeah. I I
joined a business many moons agoing on day two they
wanted us to sign up to a two year contract.
Now really wasn't that keen on the roll at the time,
And so day three went in and resigned. And a
few weeks later I got a month's paying the bank,
and I thought, I thought, that's very nicely. You know,
they obviously player for a month. Have you been there
(33:27):
for a few days?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It makes no account.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
Lo and behold the following month the same thing happened again.
I thought, well, I haven't even been there. So I
got hold of him and said, look of being paid
and what have you? And they said they'd sort it out.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Well.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
The next month they came through the banking game.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I kid, you know.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
I went into their playroll office and you know, so
it was a few moons ago, and they had that
ten bodies or whatever sitting there. It was a big organization.
And I spoke to a lady and I said, look,
this is this is the fair time this has happened.
And she explained to me quite quietly, the auditors had
been and gone and the financial year of being closed off,
so let's just leave her a back. So it did
effectively two days and a bit of work and only
(34:09):
they look dead was training and east three days.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Money is not coming for you because you did your bit.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
You went exactly exactly.
Speaker 11 (34:21):
So I've been applanning for similar jobs ever since.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
That sounds like a one and done scenario in your
employment career.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Hits that John and Ben podcast did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
You went for the first time to a cafe by
yourself and had a meal and just had the time.
You're working on your laptop and it was amazing.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I got so much done because you're not distracted by
home life kids.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Fantastically, you have the technology to distract though, because I've
been in a cafe before without a phone, and jeez,
you feel lonely without your phone.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Just kind of end up eyeballing people.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
You will buy yourself without a phone.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, I was just waiting for an order tune up
and this was, well, jeezuz like I feel like you've
got no trousers on without.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Somebody that good old newspaper comes back in to play.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
You just need your eyes to otherwise staring at him.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, well, there was actually a reporter in Napier who
got kicked out of a cafe this week. And I
think you might have just briefly mentioned it yesterday, but
it's now, you know, on in the New Zealand Herald
that you can read in the cafe this morning.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
So he was.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
He ordered a coffee at his laptop and then after
an hour they went, hey, you been here long enough,
it's time to if you're not going to buy anything
else time, they asked him to leave a polite way,
in a polite way, and there was not. He was like,
well other people wanting to use the table. They just
said it's got to as stage. So he's like, what
I'll do is I'll write an article about you.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I think it's happened to him multiple times. But also like, yeah,
because someone messaged him when I spoke about it yesterday
and called me a table hogger, and I was.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Me, you got you back up about that.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
It was not there is one other table everyone It
was empty otherwise, and I think that's the parameters right,
as long as it's not full, as long as no
one else is trying to get a table, then he's fine.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
What a table hogger would say, basic table hogger behavior right.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
There, because you said, you say, maybe there's like a
half an hour and then you need to buy something else.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Oh yeah, keep it rolling every thirty minutes. You're going
to keep making transitions because I don't know, passionate about
it for three hours? You know, what's the longest you've
pushed it out for?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Probably like good, yeah, hour and a half to two
hours a long times.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
My first one was almost two hours. But again there
was like no one in the restaurant. Fine, that kind
of feels like the thing, right, And I did buy breakfast.
I used to own a cafe, so I was like, oh,
surely this is fine.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
What's the longest people would stay in yours?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Well, often people weird wi fi, so people would come
and sit, like especially during the week, and it was
fine as long as there's not like people banging down
the doors trying to get a table.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, well you go. This is from the industry industry spokeswoman.
Another place is kick someone out after an hour. But
we used to work someone at a radio session. He
used to use the Wi fi at like a fast
food place and go across and buy like a ninety
ninety cent drink and just like work all night on
the Wi Fi, so.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
You know who that person.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
But also like a fast food joints, Got enough Funny.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Boys is one of the industry's premiere tight asses. But
you you even looked up to this and you're like,
g he knew how to save a dollar.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That's a sixy TEXI yeah, we're.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Looking back through the back catalog of a smart and
flirtiness that sits on our phones and our texts with
our partners.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'm surprised all of us managed to keep our clothes
on at home this level of content.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
To be honest, it's the polar opposite, but we do
try and saucy up our mundane text messages. Who wants
to kick things off today?
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Mine was a little bit sixy yesterday, but it did
involve another man. Okay, I'll read it in a sixy way.
This is me to my husband. Trevenah is coming to
New Zealand, the comedian. Yeah, I love him, he said, Cool,
shall we go? I see both of us? He said,
(38:16):
unless you're lining up your third husband.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
South Africa.
Speaker 12 (38:21):
I do.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Soft spot for the South Africa with Andrew.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I was meaning, you know, because we've got kids and stuff.
Do we need a babysitter? But he took it to
meaning like I don't want you there.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, and so now what are you going to do?
You've got an option available. He's kind of gone, you
can go on your own.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
You as much as you know, I don't think anyone
loves Trevenour as much.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
As it sounds like it's a solo night.
Speaker 11 (38:45):
What do you got?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, this is actually from last week.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
My allergies were flaring up, okay, and then, by a
chance nothing hotter than alergies, the symptoms were kicking off.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
A gym was at the mall, so she was near
a chemist.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I said, my nose is running like a waterfall.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Can you please give me Auntie his to me?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
She brings back About twenty minutes later, the lady that
chemist wants to know if you're coughing or have an
itchy rash? Said, I said, nobod, are you talking about
itchy rash? What did you say I had? She said,
he wants to know if you need courts. She wants
to know if you need quadreal. I said, fine, but
I still don't know where the rash comes into the conversation.
But whatever I had killed my nose and still rash free.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Did you get the good stuff? I mean you got
for dreams stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
No, I got the and I got andie estamine stuff. Yeah,
not quadreal, just quick me for my sixty texis. Well,
this could be a sixty taxi text from my wife
a couple of days ago says Hey, Bob, what time
are you coming home? And then she went sorry, that
was meant to read Bob. So I was like, oh
(39:52):
I did. It's this mysterious Bob. Bob obviously waiting for
Bob to come home, so I'll never know. Maybe a SI.
She takes it towards Bob
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