June 13, 2024 • 40 mins
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- Best dinner of our lives!
- Jono is friends with a ninja!
- Our Live Free winner
- Ben's autocorrect disaster...
- Why did they get put on the wrong flight?!
- Emma Timmis treadmill work record!
- Who's having the best weekend?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to Dilma making
the world a bitter tea.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
A whole lot of heavy rain around the country today.
It looks pretty shocking over the next sort of twelve
hours or so.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, a few heavy rain warnings in place. A bit
of wind as well. I've had some trees down am
I driving to work?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, it seems to be rough for the little bit.
Potentially could affect some of the Super rugby over the weekend.
Of course, the Blues playing their Brumbies tonight in the
first semi final, and then the Hurricanes looks like it's
better weather tomorrow when they take on the Chain.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, if any team should be able to work their
way through a weather event, the Hurricanes.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Accustomed to it.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
How's everyone going? All right? We had a bit of
a team buffet last night. Yeah, boy boy.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
All you can eat buffet. You really do make a
forgiveness out. Do you really do push your limits?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
You did try and eat the things that were not eatable?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yes, all.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Table, the flashes buffet. I've ever been to eight restaurant
at quarters.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
It was yeah, almost overwhelming. It's like too many choices.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Because it it's called it because it's got eight different
food stations. You know, seafood, but American meat, Italian.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
You just were in of the night. I was like, okay, man,
cook us have a pizza.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I was eating this pizza going. I did not need
I did not need a pizza.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And I always love the accommodations people put on a plate.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
You know too. You know it's the butter chickens with
seafoods and it's the United Nations of food.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It's wonderful you really do in a big mound. As
well as if you're not going to go up another time,
I know you.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Can, you can keep you going back. That's the beauty
of the buffet.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
So we rolled.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I actually walked down there. I sent you all the
photo in the group. It was like on the vomit
on the footpath, like someone had obviously.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Really really dug it unect That's what I needed with
a full stomach to see.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
That on the group check.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Quite confronting, but I was like, good on that person
for making the most of the buffet.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Maybe it was a.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Halftime, you know, you're doing the model thing kind of
fingers down the throat, clear the banks, get back in there.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Surely not on the footpath. Surely not.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Apparently we're too fancy for that sort of carry on.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, that we're discussing that in the Roman times, where
to be large was a sign that you were affluent,
and that's what they would do halfway through their big feasts.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Get back in there. Incredible, incredible love love people who
can eat a lot of food.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
The hot dog eating Championships.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's been a controversy going on with that this week
because Joe Chestnut, who's probably a name that everyone knows,
just the guy that usually wins it, he's been banned
from the competition for.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
He's doing a sponsorship than possible.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Meat basically like a plant based your hot dogs, and
the Nathans who run the competition like, well, well, hang on,
you've been plugging this other, you.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Know, like the hot dog getting competitions are like actual meat.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So he's out there, like, mate, you're endorsing another product,
you can't be part of our one.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
And he's the world champion. Yeah, but it's like kicking
Roger fed around of Wimbledon.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But then him and a guy from Japan are like
the biggest eaters, you know, like as far as most
impressive Eaters. They've got a live Netflix special coming out
the two of them taking so they're kind of like
just pivoted and going to Netflix.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
So there's going to be a TV show where we
watched two dudes eat a bunch of hot talks.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Well they broadcast the other one on ESPN, but yeah, this.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Is each other legions. We seen nell Asa the New Zealander. Yeah,
she's a wonderful leader too. We seen here over there
and that was that was like her folks put it
into a perspective like you going to New York fashion
we call the met gala and meeting your fashion designer.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
That was her met gala, meeting all of these.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
As Joey her here's.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, and even like the people that you're I've never
heard their name before. She said, Oh my god, imit
such and such.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Everyone's got this specialty.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Smoking Wiline, thinking of out me and is the hits
Sir John w BN eight oh nine Friday, heading into
the weekend. It's always a great feeling on a Friday,
even when the weather is a bit shocking. The rugby
tonight Super Rugby Pacific A semi Finals, Blues taking on
the Brumbies and then the Chiefs are taking on the
Hurricanes tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
This was a conversation that stemmed from me getting laser
and it's always a female that does my laser.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
But when does it hurt? Yeah, you're asking this every
time a little bit.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
It's like a more than waxing.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
No, No, I don't think so there's a cold breeze
that blows, so it doesn't hurt as much.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Like it just make a noise.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Other than that, does it.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Just sizzle your to sizzle arm?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But yeah, yeah, But then I thought, well, like my husband,
if he was to get laser, he would get a female, right,
So is that weird if I was to get a male.
It turns out this is a TikTok trend where women
are telling their husbands or partners that they've had laser
down or waxing or whatever and it's been done by
(05:04):
a male and then recording the reactions.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Like the guy was so gentle and he really took
care of me. You're like, he really took what you
guys see your stuff. He wasn't on a weird so
he just waxed me.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
What do you mean he.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Was cheating on me.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
What shook it to the degree it was like cheating
on me.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, well, I suppose a laser Like they're not actually touching,
you know, there's no they wouldn't have to be any touching.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
With waxing, you have to get in there with your hands.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, So I thought I would ask my husband what
he would think if I pretended that my laser people
would rung up and we're getting a guy to do
it now.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Before we play this. It's just one of those bits
of audio where it's probably you to a sick.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
In my mind not to be putting on a stupid voice.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
But I think we're like really that quiet because I
didn't tell them it's for the radio.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I feel like every time we play audio for Megan
and Andrew's four play and I don't know, it's like
they're just on the version of making.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay. They wasn't the second second audio they.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Called me about laser. They've got a new beautician but
he's a guy, and he was like, like, are you
okay with a guide doing your laser? Well I felt
too bad to say no. I was like, okay, don't
you think, but I like a girl does yours.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, just seems weird.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Are you right with that? Hopefully it's professional and it
is weird. Also, I was just joking about the laser.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Dude, why are you joking about it? I didn't think
it was unusual.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Because you always get women to do yours.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
I was like, what would you say? Like you too?
When is that confronting? When you listen back to that,
I sound tired. It's like you've got a voice, You've
got a couple, got both you guys. He was chill.
(07:15):
He did say.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
He was like, you trust women with your privates more
than you trust me?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Like you do?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
He's like, no, everyone does.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, I do understand that.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, just when you like that, they've probably come with
a weed whacker approach, but rough around the edges. So
then we're just going about our day yesterday being boys
outside of work hours.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
We did send the little email a little task to
your wives too. Also ask you the same question and
record your answers.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The Jonan Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Now, Megan, you sit spinning me up with a TikTok trend.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
This is where females are recording their husbands as they
tell them that they've had laser or waxing done by
a male. We heard one TikTok husband. He was mortified
and said, it's like cheating.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Can I just can you just take me into that
room when the heir removals happening. Are you having, like
with your barber or head dress, a topical conversation while
they're down there?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Are you? Usually?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Just casual chat.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
So you talk about the thunderstorms, the pending thunderstorms today
while they were down there, What you're up.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
To this weekend?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
That's very casual chat.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I guess for them it's it's another day of the office,
see a lot y.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
It'd be amazing for them to walking around the food
court and just knowing everyone, and you know, I know that.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Person, I know everyone you bump into the clients.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm always like wondering if anyone's like, oh you know
that mean.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You should see they would be professional?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
How professional was everyone on a Friday night with all
the bottle of wine?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
They're not intimately talking through everyone's genitals.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So I thought I would see the sly message to
both of your wives to secretly record you telling you
that a male was doing the either wake sing or
laser Yeah, and that.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Man, it came up to me. She was She felt
a little like awkward at first, and I was like,
this is weird? Was obviously something was Yeah? Was she
really wanted to get off a chess to talk to
me about it? So yeah, it was a little awkward
conversation that we had.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So this weekend, I've booked to this appointment and.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I booked ages ago and they're just.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Trying to confirm. But they've said it's a guy doing
it and it's a laser treatment. Okay, yeah, are you.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
It's really up to you, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Like are you okay with that? And then that's all
that matters?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Right?
Speaker 9 (09:35):
But are you okay with that?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
It was a professional, right, It's not just some amateur
give it her a crack the street, some guy buddings
with a weed worker or anything.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Was it serious?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Is a serious?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, it's for the Saturday Saturday?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, yea, do what you need to do? Really, you
go keeping it professionally.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I was really hoping that like Ben's like this lovely guy.
Oh yeah, I was hoping at home he'd be like.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
You?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Essentially were like your body, your choice.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I was like, now you were we you went wrong
with me.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Megan, Well, firstly, we were at parent teacher interviews when
Jim brought in between parent teacher interviews, when the conversation
was during the parent teacher so it was a bit
of a gear change and what we had been dealing with,
so the environment was out of sorts and uh. And
also secondly, I had overheard you talking about this earlier
in the week.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I've been talking to Taylor, but I wasn't sure. I
was like, I thought you'd glazed over.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
I wasn't sure you were usually am a glazer. You're right,
but have listen.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
But I probably should tell you that the person doing
it was not a woman.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Manian.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Suppose you can be if.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
You wanted to be.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Did Meghan call you continue to do this? She didn't Hello,
hey mate, how are you.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
I'm good?
Speaker 9 (11:11):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah? Good good? Just calling on Brazilian laser purposes.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Was just telling me she's got a handsome Brazilian.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Guy doing the laser.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah. It just sounded familiar to something you might have
brought up earlier in the week.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Okay, it mustn't be you. It mustn't be you, Megan,
All clear, All good, I'll tell your words from it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
No, no, nothing. I honestly though, when John had called me,
I thought I was in trouble. I didn't know you
were recording me. I was like, am I in trouble?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Problems with all the pranking that's happened over the year
has been we were like mere cats on myths.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
We're always look something's not right.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I actually didn't generally think, yeah, I didn't know it
was a prank at first.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Conversation we're having this, Yeah, I was like, I was like,
why do you even talking to him? Let's just don't
do what you need to do it Like it was
a weird thing even to ask me about it. Next,
try that with you.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
You try that with your partners today. Yeah, the reactions
someone kicks off because we were kind of in.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Different thes that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
It's a couple of key reactors as part of the
live action version of Moana. How cool is that Frankie Adams,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, Rena Owen, you know from Once to Worries Frank
Adams who was on Shortened Street many other things as well. Yeah,
that's awesome, John Toy, so it was really cool. Dwayne
the Dwayne the Rock Johnson is going to be playing
Mawi as well, so that'd be awesome.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, very very cool. When's that twenty twenty six, Well,
there you go, that's going to be enormous. That'll be huge.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, and you kind of hope they will film it
somewhere like Samo or something would be good.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
You know, we'll be they'll send them into the streets.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Congratulations, it's all I mean, is doing pretty well regardless,
he said, a.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Pretty looktive career. You're right, as it's freaking congratulation. I'm
just wanting to take a gratulations. I don't know how
I've missed that up now.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
In the family always, I've always said it's great to
have a ninja. Access to a ninja, isn't it? And
my little nephew, boys, he wants to be a ninja.
He's very good, Like he knows his way around to
see the nun chucks, Like he's got like practice n yeah,
like ful they could hurt your nun chucks. He's and
(13:32):
a couple of ninja stars. You can throw the ninja stars. Yeah,
very headed.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He's already taking it to a new level. Like normally
kids as ninjas just want to sneak up on you.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
I thought you were going with that.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
No, there's a career option.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I don't know what the base salary is like for
a ninja, if there's sort of any perks and you'll
leave because you're on I imagine you're on call quad
lock for you know, they're like, we need to espionage purposes,
assassination purposes.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
You need to be on all the time.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I know.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I don't have to have laid off many ninja's recently either,
And the cost of Yeah, the job has been rock
so I haven't heard of it and it's just been
laid off. So maybe it's a good. Maybe it's an
industry you want to get into. Yeah, always a need
for a ninja. Did you have a crazy profession you
wanted to be when you were younger?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I just wanted to be a vet.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
But I remember mates husband wanted to be a rubbish
truck driver because he was like, I just want to
fling I want to play with that truck. I want
to fling the rubbish in there all day.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Little kids love trucks, machinery, diggers. You can take your
little kid to a building site and it's like Disneyland,
just watching bloody trades with their butt cracks out, smoking baits,
using diggers.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
They're like, this is what this is what I want
to do. Yeah, what about you? It was probably cricket
growing up.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I want to play cricket for New Zealand was I
was just a cricket nerd and love love cricket. So
now that's where I used to dress in white clothing
with sweatbands and stuff.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
And but not far did you make it in your cricket?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I got to a stage where I was like yeah,
and I kind of got into like wanting to make
media stuff a lot more so, and I got yeah,
it's already a cricket you find it's a very it's
a mental game. You know, you've really got to be
rock solid in your confidence, which.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I how will you handled sleeging? None about me? I'll
be like.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
The head. I'd just be like, yeah, I just saw
your mom now now and you'll be like, oh, don't
say that my mom.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I'll be like where did this come from? But why
is he not like me? You're probably gonna get me
out anyway. You don't need to sledge me before you
get me out.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
So you're not good at chilling out because I imagine
they're out on the field just hanging out for hours.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Right, it's a long game, like it's along. My poor
parents would have to you know. I mean they did,
to be honest, they checked out of watching me. I
would just drop me in the field and pick you
up at night, Saturday, Sunday. You're out there playing all day.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
So I was saying with tennis, I was like, I'm
going to be a professional tennis player.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
And I thought the.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
First step to becoming a professional tennis player was getting
a lucrative sponsorship.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
So I harassed Nike. I would love write letters to Nike,
will you want to sponsor me? When I was like ten.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Years old, be like, we might just stick with Venus
and Serena and Michael and Michael Jordan.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
We've got him Tiger Woods. He's doing pretty well for us.
So I never got that lucrative Nike. Weh them. We're
trying to get Nike. Are you sponsoring what? I'm becoming old?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
The hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Now, we'll live free.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
This afternoon over the last few weeks, give me the
chance to get in the drawer to have your rental
mortgage paid for an entire year by the hits.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
That's on us. Well, we'll look after those.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Paul been actually you did the payment to stay on
breakfast host and mortgage repayers two of his job descriptions.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
But last year Chloe Stevens and her husband.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Jake from the Hawk's Bay had their rental mortgage paid
for an entire year. And we'll take you back to
the moment where they unlocked the door.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
This is key number three. Take a do everyone take
a big deep breath. It's so bad. Then her husband's
(17:09):
come up on stage. Well done, moment.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
We just said they were like sort of party poppers,
not gunshots.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
It was like a Red Nick party the guns.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
This is an amazing, amazing moment. It is a life
changing price.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
And someone went it this afternoon on the hats. Good morning,
JESU was a year ago.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
I know it's gone so fast.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
So if you started as he ticked over, started to
play your mortgage again or not not quite?
Speaker 9 (17:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely definitely because you know they only
are growing at the moment.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
So yeah, right, and so what's that like, having to
get back to reality.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
That's pretty it's pretty good. We sort of kept we
just kept our payments going.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Did you smart? So what did you use that money towards?
Were you going to renovate?
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Yeah, so renovation. So we paid for all the reno's,
which is great, especially putting us in a really good
position to purchase because we are still a year later
waiting to move to Napier, but we're in the best
position we could be in.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Are you waiting for your house to sell, are you?
Or yeah?
Speaker 9 (18:15):
Yeah, we've got a contract on the house. It's been
sitting there for a few months now. We're just in
a long line of people needing to sell. We just
need that one cash buyer to come in and break it.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Oh well, listen, I don't know what I'm prying into
your your personal decisions. Right If you just look back
at a year ago on this day, what were you
What were you feeling heading into the big key opening.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Oh, I'm just so nervous, like so nervous but excited
at the same time, Like it's just so surreal.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
You'll got along monthfully too, all the finalists, ah.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
The beautiful people. Yeah, and even now that we're all
on each other's social media's and it's really neat.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Because you had it one in five chance you had
one of the five keys, did you did you start
imagine what you were going to do with the money
or would you just try not to think that was
going to happen on the day.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Oh, it was really hard because I was that I
couldn't see losing as an option, but I was more
focusing on one not to swear.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
If I won live radio yeah good yeah, yeah, and too.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
How I would be if I didn't win?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well afterwards, you as John I said, you got you
all got on so well. You all went out afterwards
to the everyone go all, hey on, you can pay
for the bar tab that night.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
They wouldn't let us. We were but Jake was like,
this was on me and they were like no, yeah, no,
they were just honestly the most beautiful people we met
that audience.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
What about like people, you know, considering they know that
you're but flush. Did you get anyone asking for some cash?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
No? No one, yeah, absolutely no one. Yeah, But it
was it was nice to be able to sort of
go out with friends and stuff and and we went
down south on a holiday and took the FA and
it was just cool because we just you know, spoil
the kids.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
What would your advice be to the finalists today, Chloe,
just save of the moment.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
The whole experience in Auckland was just amazing that even
to this day like really cool. Where do you win,
whether you lose, it's just such a neat experience.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Well, I'm glad you put their money to great use.
And it was so lovely meeting you last year, and
thanks for your time again today.
Speaker 9 (20:26):
You no, You're welcome. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I'll keep an eye of pretty cash buyers too for
yours that John.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
And Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Now what happened at Create? What happened? Why is auto
correct a thing?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, like what frustrates me about auto correct is it
will change words that I've typed the words so many
times into a phone before, and it will still try
and change it.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
The idea is that your algorithm is supposed to go
with the word that you write more right, That's what
I was like, I didn't mean to write duck. I
never write duck.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Duck.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
So my daughter, one of my daughters, Indy I N
D I E is the way we you know, we
spells the name and called that phrages written that many
many times into the phone. And she was at the
mall the other day with a friend and I was like, oh,
texture when you know it's time to leaving a pick
up text here? She didn't reply, obviously had a phone
on silence. I tried to call it, didn't text again.
(21:22):
I kept taking a couple.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Of texts I'm here and I was like, yeah, me
to go now because we had to go somewhere else
Where are you blah blah blah, And then I went.
The last text afterwards was just like Indy, like her name,
and then all of a sudden, I get this call
go that was rude, and I'm like, what that's order corrected?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Do you die? I'm so sorry I didn't, but did
you really need to tell me you die? And I
was like what I corrected from Indy? Do you die?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
And I was like, wow, that's really maybe like hey,
this kid's not listening to your.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
We're gonna have to get somewhere, we need to go
blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
You so you did on the daily for it to
order correct.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
The threat and they didn't even mean to send a
death threat. Yeah, it's it can be because sometimes I
don't forget to bring the umbrella and all go. Don't
forget to bring the tyrannosaurs. What world would I be
writing that sentence? I had to thanks heaps that went
to thanks Jesus to someone remember that type, and they
were like God. They replied back with.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
The old.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
And then we had to clear we phone and we
had to clear it up that he wasn't he wasn't
God fearing and then thanks Jesus.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
You know there's a what's it one too? That was
talking about the other day. There was Dad's of school
and the lady had a anaflected try and he was
trying to he is talking on the groups things I
had to injict with the epic penis and he was
trying to.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Get the words IPI P now multiple times again? How
many times has he written but that penis? Well exactly
the more he was trying to write, and there was like, buddy.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
My friend has an that's all I even call it nowads.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
That johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
The UK couple had a bit of a shocker. Were
not their fault. Actually they were flying Ryan here over
there from the UK going on a holiday with friends
to Barcelona. But they need specials of Barcelona.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yeah, you really got to do the bus because it's
one of the most enjoyable countries.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
So they were going from the UK to Spain and
two thousand klimeters away with friends, but they needed special
assistants to get onto the plane. They went through a
couple of chicks people like escoreded them all the way through,
and they got on a plane, went to sleep, woke
up two thousand Columbuses basically from where they were meant
to be in Lithue. Here their friends are in Spain.
(23:42):
No directing flight between. They just put them totally on
the wrong plane.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Well you've done that before, your mom did us.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Yeah, my mom literally did the exact same thing. So
there was a passenger, first time flyer coming from South Korea.
She was going South Korea Sydney Melbourne to see her
family she hadn't seen in like twenty.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Or so years.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Mom checked her in, which should have been to domestic transfers,
but Mom got confused. There was a language barrier. Mom
thought she heard the translator say she's going to South Korea.
So Mom checks her into a South Korea flight. Mom goes,
I won't stop there, your first time flying. I'll escort
you onto the plane. So it went security, the gates,
(24:24):
checking the the gate ladies didn't even check her boarding
pass because it was like whatever, go through suit. Yeah,
put her on the plane and then yeah, during the flight,
she would have seen her on the TV the plane
going back to South Korea.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
So she got all the way to Australia. All she
did was little.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
And when the lady didn't arrive in Melbourne an hour later,
the family were looking for her at the airport. They
were ringing the line, where is she? Where is she?
And they tracked her and they go, sorry, we've put
her on a flight.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Willward a couple of hours for that lady seen her
in twenty years, You're not going to see it.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
How long is that fly?
Speaker 12 (25:05):
It's like seven to nine hours?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Wow, she imagine what she was saying about so long?
I know.
Speaker 12 (25:12):
And my mom went on like three weeks of stress,
diarrhea and everything.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Will having those details got out three starrhea. Yeah. Yeah,
it's New Zealand. No one knows that.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Joan Ben podcast and keeping keeping in touch with Emma
throughout the week. She started last Sunday on a treadmill
to break the world record for the longest distance run
a walk or traveled on on a treadmill, which is
currently eight hundred and thirty three kilometers, So every day
Emma's been averaging around abound one hundred and twenty k's
(25:51):
on a treadmill.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Insanity, Emma, are you still there? And are you alive?
Speaker 10 (25:57):
And she's alive, just about hanging on.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Because a couple of days ago we spoke to you,
you were you couldn't keep down food, you were vomiting.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
What's the body like now?
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Yeah, it's been a roller coaster ride. I actually was
trying to remember when I spoke to you, and I
can't even remember because it's all a blur. But ever
since the vomiting, then I had a day of not
being able to eat, and then quite emotional days and
now my knees hurting. So it's just trying to cling
in there.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And so how how are you tracking as far as
trying to break that record goes?
Speaker 10 (26:31):
It's going to be tight, but I'm digging deep.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Good And so are you? What have you been through?
Like four treadmills?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Like?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Is he on the same treadmill? No?
Speaker 11 (26:42):
I no?
Speaker 10 (26:42):
So forgiveness world record, you have to stay on the
same treadmill unless it breaks, and then you've got a
back up.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
She's shout out to the treadmill. So let's talk through
the absolute high points so far. What's the moment where
you've been like this is I'm nailing this.
Speaker 10 (26:59):
I don't know that there's necessarily been a point where
I've thought I'm nailing it. But the highlight has definitely
been seeing the participants of the speed Freaks, the charity
i'm raising money for, seeing them come down, getting involved
and just being awesome human beings like they.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Are, because it's an organization set up to help cure
addiction through running and walking, and a wonderful organization. If
you want to donate an automatic three dollars donation, you
can text speed Freaks to.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
For seven run to four seven four one.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Don't take speed Freaks to anyone, you might get a
different to expect.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Just six run to four seven four one. Donate three
dollars to speed Freaks some speed you can text me,
but you will finish on.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
Sunday, Yes, nine am Sunday morning. That's when I've got
to get my distance up till.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
So do you think you'll be running long? Because can
you run longer each day if your body can handle.
Speaker 10 (27:54):
It, that's the deft. The deciding factor really is if
my body can handle it. So I've been running pretty much, well,
running or walking every minute available throughout the day.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
This is just, yeah, unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
You have you've run across Africa before, We have spoken
about that. Did you roll a skate across the Netherlands
or something?
Speaker 11 (28:14):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Yes, I said that was slightly more fun than this.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
This is this your hardest.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Challenge, absolutely, absolutely, and just with all the obstacles that
have faced along the way. But I've got an amazing
crew working with me that every single problem that arises,
they're they're solving it and we're getting through.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Now. If I could reference a very dated song by
a band called the Proclaimers, I've done the mess and
four ks going for eight hundred thirty three She's done
the Proclaimers song.
Speaker 10 (28:47):
Yeah, that's going to be in my head now all day.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Just think of the Proclaimers. They were walking the distance twice,
all right, they said could be easy, and then they're like,
we'll do it again, double down. So there's a challenge
for you next time. Hey, so no way, So proud of.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
You, Emma, if you don't mind, would love to catch
up with you Monday. Yes, see how it all win?
And if you text run before seven four one automatic
three dollars donation.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
To speed Tricks. Keep it up, buddy, jeez, get in there.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Yeah, I'll try. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
The Hits that John and Ben podcast heading into the
weekend is something we love to do every weekend. Just
find out which island is having the best weekend. Haley
and Connor joining us in the studio today.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
For who's having the best weekends?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Right? We're we're deep elbows deep in the Hits conference
where we get all the wonderful tea people from the
Hits around the country and we meet up once a
year and try and get better at.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Our jobs and eat a lot of food.
Speaker 13 (29:52):
I was gonna say my bout it was a lot
tin this morning and then two days ago I saw
Connor in Hawa holes plate scrambled eggs this morning in
about five seconds.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Well after and all you can eat buffet last night?
Do you have any.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Plates of seafood? Did you have last night?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Connor?
Speaker 14 (30:07):
The ocean?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
The ocean?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
All right, so Connor and today representing the South, what's
happening in the weekend?
Speaker 14 (30:15):
Yeah, Well, we start with the ski season starts today,
Fellas and Megan.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
No only the.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Fellas don't even look at it when you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
The slopes boggining for the for the latest.
Speaker 14 (30:28):
Well, I mean it sort of starts because they haven't
had much snow down south, but the snow machines have
been working over time. They seem to think that there
will be some scheme Today. I think nine am will
be the first time that people who don't work on
the mountain have the slope, So that's very exciting.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I hope that it's a good season for them. It
can be a bit up and down, can't.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
You can.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Sleeping?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
It makes senses, but they do go you must, don't
you know why you directed that conversation that John Fellas?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
What else in the South?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
I'm not really sure entirely what this is in the
event doesn't really know what it is either.
Speaker 14 (31:04):
It's called leads On Tour the Cabaret, Megan.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
They do insinuate, but there's not really a whole lot,
says join us for a weird and wonderful variety show
with burlesque, comedy, poetry, dance and circus performance.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
They've ticked all the books of this just.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Every event that's ever been I think this is what
this is to.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Be described as.
Speaker 13 (31:27):
When I think of Caber, I think feathers like the tail,
busty feathers on lads, it's not.
Speaker 14 (31:33):
Quite what was that the magic Mike xxl or what
was that show that you.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Had that was a great time?
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Are you asking me what I thought of the show?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
No? No, no, I mean the lads on tour.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
They've they've gone let's be all things to all people
and they go to that's happening now, Hay, what's happening
in the north mate.
Speaker 13 (31:50):
I'm feeling pretty confident about this. The mighty field days,
the field days to end or field days. So if
you live in the suburbs, but you want to buy
us swandry anyway, tractor, tractor and remy wearra.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
YEAUTI I'm one of those tawny wankers who went to
field days and border swan dri when swan dro got
swept up and swamp.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
I don't. I have no credentials. We're a swan dron.
Speaker 13 (32:15):
The plaid some the plaid lures you in anything I
would look.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Good in that.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
I do have a nice forest green swany yeah, lovely.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I mean, Swan dro is pretty happy to sell any
Swan drie to anyone.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Yeah, we should be getting sponsored.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
I got mocked for washing clean.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
We were on the rock at the time, and he
means you I dry clean my Swandroy and it turned
in the whole afternoon of abuse.
Speaker 13 (32:39):
Surprise, Swan dry oil skins like they should smell of
the memories twenty years prior.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Yeah, you've been out in the farther.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
My oil skin my granddad gave to me. It still
smells like the dog biscuits he kept in the pocket.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Wow, there you go.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Still got the after birth from the cow lingering on
the shoulders the north.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
We've also got much Hurriqi at the museum, so Tipapa
and the capital as well. We've got crafts, We've got
a remembrance tree, storytelling Kapa Haka. It's a full thing
going on for all right.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
And Connor's actually the ground announcer at the soon.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
So you're kind of getting a win when I say, hey,
do you take it out? Yeah, hey, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Guys appreciate this, I really do, even though it sounds like.
Speaker 13 (33:36):
You're still thinking about the slopes don't ye often on
isn't it the.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
With Briscoes, Yes Friday, but we're calling it fry Ya
at the moment, So thanks to Brescos, you could be
winning a Ninja duwel zone. Aar fry looks really flash.
He's got two compartments so you can hear fry or
bake or do other stuff us.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
You have had a lot of ninja content on the
show today. I was talking about Ninja's.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Before eight o'clock and we've got a five hundred dollars
Brescos voucher as well grabs you can live for better
this winter with Brescoes and the Ninja aar Fryer sail
on this weekend at Brescos.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
The brand of aar fry that I've got, it looks
good jet that double one that's good.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
It feels like the kitchen appliance of the moments. All
I hear is people banging on about air fryers. You
got an aar fryer.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I did get a near fry. It was a bit
of a like, just like I heard so much about
it. It was in the store with my daughter and just
just bought one, and my wife is like, did you
research it?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
What's the brand? I'm like, no, I just brought it
on you and just and I didn't want to spend
too much in case we didn't use it. But we
use it heaps. My daughter made cookies the other day
from some scratch but the air fry, Like you.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Can check anything in an air fryer that telephone boom.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
It'll go in there.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Ye, what will happen to it? You did it? You
got to prank to my TikTok, didn't new Megan?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
So I saw on TikTok people hard boiling or soft
boiling eggs the money shower, and then I saw comments
being like they explode. But then I've just seen recipes
for like putting a.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Whole egg in the ear fry. I mean, I just
research that. Don't just rock out and do it in
case they explode in there.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
What's the most adventuest thing that you've made in your
ear fry?
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I tried to make some scones. They're good, but you've
got to eat them on the day.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Okay, okay, this.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Is why we want to chat. The most wild thing
you've chucked inside an air fry? Eight hundred hits for
for eight seven been boys, you've been singing the praises.
You're saying the air fry has made you a better husband, father,
and human being, all around human being.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah, even that day when I use the aven for
something because oh, you didn't even hear fry. Okay, I
put fish in the oven, you know, give the oven
for a bit.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
You can't apparently, like roast a whole chicken. I've even
done it, have you?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
No?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I haven't. No, as is only a small one because
I dip my toes into the fry now hopefully not literally,
but you could. You could put your toes in there
now I'm looking at them, Ninja jewels. Jewels are on
air fry. Maybe that's the one I need.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
So if you want that and a five hundred dollars
breast goes about you, tell us what you've done and
then brand It's.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Not the first time he said it, John.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Before to have you with us on the shows, and
I said, wow, yeah, where were you. I'm pushing buttons
at the same time. It's very distracted. Yeah, it takes
a lot of my energy and brain power.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Okay, the hats that Johonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
It's been a trust for say forty eight. You're on
the hats John a wan Ben.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Heading into the weekend, we're calling it not Friday but Friya.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Here frya with Briscoes.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Next much to Brescoes and we be doing this every
Friday for the next couple of weeks. So we've got
an amazing air fry that you could win, the Ninja
jewel Zone air fry and a five hundred dollars breast
goes about Joel, which is incredible for our price. So
on this weekend at Brescos and can get the Ninja
for aar fry from there, of course, but we want
to know what the most adventteresting is you've made inside
of their fright.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
It's an obscene amount of prize. I was blowing away
with it. When you see how much prize it was
having a Briscos, could you come to the party even more?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Well, all we need you to do right now Rochelle
has come to our party and tell us the craziest
thing you've biffed in an air fryer and you're in
the you're in the running.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
What is it awesome?
Speaker 11 (37:12):
I've brought three kids so life with an air fryer
is easy, and Alf has actually died. But I do
roast chicken, roast pork belly. But the best thing that
the kids love is I'll do baking paper. Pancake makes,
baking paper, pancake makes, et cetera, and say colors so
fluffy and good all this.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I saw this on TikTok and I was like, surely
that doesn't work, But yeah.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
No, I do.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Wow, the conversations the ovens don't want us talking about.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yeah, it's the only thing that's actually worked on TikTok
out of everything you see.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Okay, that's impressive. It's roast chickens, pork bellies and pancakes.
All right, hold the line of Rochelle. We'll find out
what else is been hopped inside in the air front. Kylie,
you are on from christ Church. Good morning to you.
Morning's life. Kylie talked to us. Good week, bad week.
Oh it's good.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
It's Friday.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
You can't be on a Friday. I feel like such
a novel sounds This sounds okay, Kyley, what are your
biffed in their fryer?
Speaker 11 (38:14):
I do everything in the air fry I have done
potato bakes, pasta, baked.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Brownie, roast chicken.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
They make the most delicious roast potatoes.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I haven't got one. What is the benefit of it?
Is it time.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Faster, way faster than the oven and you don't have
to preheat.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
It and it just like it feels like, you know,
you're not cooking it with like dripping it in oil
and things like that, you know, healthier.
Speaker 6 (38:41):
How do you cook like bakes and brownies?
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Though?
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Have you got cooke where that fits in your ear fry?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Am?
Speaker 9 (38:47):
I just lying the bottom of it with baking paper because.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
She's a bloody Kiwi legend. Mate, you hold the line.
That's pretty impressive. Pasta bakes brownies as well.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Imagine you are on hey, guys, how are we the
wildest thing you've chucked inside an air fryer?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Image? And what was it?
Speaker 11 (39:05):
But like everyone else, I do everything at it.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
But the best thing, honestly, hands down is a.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Pebvlover pevlover wow? Really?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
It goes so good when you do them in an oven,
though you have to cook it right and then you
have to turn the oven off and let it sit
in there, and it's quite temperamental.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
Yeah, yeah, you know obviously, but in the air fright,
it is actually so easy. So I just do it
for about thirty minutes and put it on about one
hundred and twenty degrees and then you can just open
the basket up once the thirty minutes is done and
leave it on there for another twenty minutes and it's done.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Do you just what you up and check this? Is
it just like some magical transformation machine? Is it? Yes? Yeah,
and it'll come out and it's done.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Can you actually see me that that's actually amazing?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
All right, Megan, They we're gonna put it on you
because you know, you're the best chef out of all.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
She makes it.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
She's a snob and makes everything from scratch, including past.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
It, including the ear fruysh from scratch.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I don't think we can go past just going that.
PAVs are so imprement.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Okay, image cooking a path that has impressed us. And
you're going to get yourself a brand new ear fry
with the dual departments, which is pretty awesome. Then ninja
ere fry and five hundred dollars suspend of briscos.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Oh, thank you guys.
Speaker 9 (40:13):
It's awesome. It actually, it's actually perfect time because my
fry broke on the weekend.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Ah well, in.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
My opinion, it's too much prize, But hey, I'm not
the boss of Briscos.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Thank you so much. You're going to have a great weekend. Imagine.
We appreciate you listening in.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
Thank you guys, you too.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
We'll do that again next Friday. But next Taylor Swift,
what's it like meeting her? And now? How many security
checks do you need to go through to meet it?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Well, a lot, and the people that surround her when
she walks into her room.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
We'll find out more about that after Coldplay A sky
Full of Stars. It's eight fifty three. You're on the hats.
With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to Dilma making
the world a bitter tea.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
A whole lot of heavy rain around the country today.
It looks pretty shocking over the next sort of twelve
hours or so.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, a few heavy rain warnings in place. A bit
of wind as well. I've had some trees down am
I driving to work?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, it seems to be rough for the little bit.
Potentially could affect some of the Super rugby over the weekend.
Of course, the Blues playing their Brumbies tonight in the
first semi final, and then the Hurricanes looks like it's
better weather tomorrow when they take on the Chain.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, if any team should be able to work their
way through a weather event, the Hurricanes.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Accustomed to it.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
How's everyone going? All right? We had a bit of
a team buffet last night. Yeah, boy boy.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
All you can eat buffet. You really do make a
forgiveness out. Do you really do push your limits?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
You did try and eat the things that were not eatable?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yes, all.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Table, the flashes buffet. I've ever been to eight restaurant
at quarters.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
It was yeah, almost overwhelming. It's like too many choices.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Because it it's called it because it's got eight different
food stations. You know, seafood, but American meat, Italian.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
You just were in of the night. I was like, okay, man,
cook us have a pizza.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I was eating this pizza going. I did not need
I did not need a pizza.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And I always love the accommodations people put on a plate.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
You know too. You know it's the butter chickens with
seafoods and it's the United Nations of food.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It's wonderful you really do in a big mound. As
well as if you're not going to go up another time,
I know you.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Can, you can keep you going back. That's the beauty
of the buffet.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
So we rolled.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I actually walked down there. I sent you all the
photo in the group. It was like on the vomit
on the footpath, like someone had obviously.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Really really dug it unect That's what I needed with
a full stomach to see.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
That on the group check.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Quite confronting, but I was like, good on that person
for making the most of the buffet.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Maybe it was a.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Halftime, you know, you're doing the model thing kind of
fingers down the throat, clear the banks, get back in there.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Surely not on the footpath. Surely not.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Apparently we're too fancy for that sort of carry on.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, that we're discussing that in the Roman times, where
to be large was a sign that you were affluent,
and that's what they would do halfway through their big feasts.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Get back in there. Incredible, incredible love love people who
can eat a lot of food.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
The hot dog eating Championships.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's been a controversy going on with that this week
because Joe Chestnut, who's probably a name that everyone knows,
just the guy that usually wins it, he's been banned
from the competition for.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
He's doing a sponsorship than possible.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Meat basically like a plant based your hot dogs, and
the Nathans who run the competition like, well, well, hang on,
you've been plugging this other, you.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Know, like the hot dog getting competitions are like actual meat.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
So he's out there, like, mate, you're endorsing another product,
you can't be part of our one.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
And he's the world champion. Yeah, but it's like kicking
Roger fed around of Wimbledon.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But then him and a guy from Japan are like
the biggest eaters, you know, like as far as most
impressive Eaters. They've got a live Netflix special coming out
the two of them taking so they're kind of like
just pivoted and going to Netflix.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
So there's going to be a TV show where we
watched two dudes eat a bunch of hot talks.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Well they broadcast the other one on ESPN, but yeah, this.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Is each other legions. We seen nell Asa the New Zealander. Yeah,
she's a wonderful leader too. We seen here over there
and that was that was like her folks put it
into a perspective like you going to New York fashion
we call the met gala and meeting your fashion designer.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
That was her met gala, meeting all of these.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
As Joey her here's.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, and even like the people that you're I've never
heard their name before. She said, Oh my god, imit
such and such.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Everyone's got this specialty.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Smoking Wiline, thinking of out me and is the hits
Sir John w BN eight oh nine Friday, heading into
the weekend. It's always a great feeling on a Friday,
even when the weather is a bit shocking. The rugby
tonight Super Rugby Pacific A semi Finals, Blues taking on
the Brumbies and then the Chiefs are taking on the
Hurricanes tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
This was a conversation that stemmed from me getting laser
and it's always a female that does my laser.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
But when does it hurt? Yeah, you're asking this every
time a little bit.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
It's like a more than waxing.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
No, No, I don't think so there's a cold breeze
that blows, so it doesn't hurt as much.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Like it just make a noise.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Other than that, does it.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Just sizzle your to sizzle arm?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But yeah, yeah, But then I thought, well, like my husband,
if he was to get laser, he would get a female, right,
So is that weird if I was to get a male.
It turns out this is a TikTok trend where women
are telling their husbands or partners that they've had laser
down or waxing or whatever and it's been done by
(05:04):
a male and then recording the reactions.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Like the guy was so gentle and he really took
care of me. You're like, he really took what you
guys see your stuff. He wasn't on a weird so
he just waxed me.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
What do you mean he.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Was cheating on me.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
What shook it to the degree it was like cheating
on me.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, well, I suppose a laser Like they're not actually touching,
you know, there's no they wouldn't have to be any touching.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
With waxing, you have to get in there with your hands.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, So I thought I would ask my husband what
he would think if I pretended that my laser people
would rung up and we're getting a guy to do
it now.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Before we play this. It's just one of those bits
of audio where it's probably you to a sick.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
In my mind not to be putting on a stupid voice.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
But I think we're like really that quiet because I
didn't tell them it's for the radio.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I feel like every time we play audio for Megan
and Andrew's four play and I don't know, it's like
they're just on the version of making.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay. They wasn't the second second audio they.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Called me about laser. They've got a new beautician but
he's a guy, and he was like, like, are you
okay with a guide doing your laser? Well I felt
too bad to say no. I was like, okay, don't
you think, but I like a girl does yours.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, just seems weird.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Are you right with that? Hopefully it's professional and it
is weird. Also, I was just joking about the laser.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Dude, why are you joking about it? I didn't think
it was unusual.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Because you always get women to do yours.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
I was like, what would you say? Like you too?
When is that confronting? When you listen back to that,
I sound tired. It's like you've got a voice, You've
got a couple, got both you guys. He was chill.
(07:15):
He did say.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
He was like, you trust women with your privates more
than you trust me?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Like you do?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
He's like, no, everyone does.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, I do understand that.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, just when you like that, they've probably come with
a weed whacker approach, but rough around the edges. So
then we're just going about our day yesterday being boys
outside of work hours.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
We did send the little email a little task to
your wives too. Also ask you the same question and
record your answers.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The Jonan Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Now, Megan, you sit spinning me up with a TikTok trend.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
This is where females are recording their husbands as they
tell them that they've had laser or waxing done by
a male. We heard one TikTok husband. He was mortified
and said, it's like cheating.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Can I just can you just take me into that
room when the heir removals happening. Are you having, like
with your barber or head dress, a topical conversation while
they're down there?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Are you? Usually?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Just casual chat.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
So you talk about the thunderstorms, the pending thunderstorms today
while they were down there, What you're up.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
To this weekend?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
That's very casual chat.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I guess for them it's it's another day of the office,
see a lot y.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
It'd be amazing for them to walking around the food
court and just knowing everyone, and you know, I know that.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Person, I know everyone you bump into the clients.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm always like wondering if anyone's like, oh you know
that mean.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You should see they would be professional?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
How professional was everyone on a Friday night with all
the bottle of wine?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
They're not intimately talking through everyone's genitals.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So I thought I would see the sly message to
both of your wives to secretly record you telling you
that a male was doing the either wake sing or
laser Yeah, and that.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Man, it came up to me. She was She felt
a little like awkward at first, and I was like,
this is weird? Was obviously something was Yeah? Was she
really wanted to get off a chess to talk to
me about it? So yeah, it was a little awkward
conversation that we had.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So this weekend, I've booked to this appointment and.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I booked ages ago and they're just.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Trying to confirm. But they've said it's a guy doing
it and it's a laser treatment. Okay, yeah, are you.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
It's really up to you, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Like are you okay with that? And then that's all
that matters?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Right?
Speaker 9 (09:35):
But are you okay with that?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
It was a professional, right, It's not just some amateur
give it her a crack the street, some guy buddings
with a weed worker or anything.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Was it serious?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Is a serious?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, it's for the Saturday Saturday?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, yea, do what you need to do? Really, you
go keeping it professionally.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I was really hoping that like Ben's like this lovely guy.
Oh yeah, I was hoping at home he'd be like.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
You?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Essentially were like your body, your choice.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I was like, now you were we you went wrong
with me.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Megan, Well, firstly, we were at parent teacher interviews when
Jim brought in between parent teacher interviews, when the conversation
was during the parent teacher so it was a bit
of a gear change and what we had been dealing with,
so the environment was out of sorts and uh. And
also secondly, I had overheard you talking about this earlier
in the week.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I've been talking to Taylor, but I wasn't sure. I
was like, I thought you'd glazed over.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
I wasn't sure you were usually am a glazer. You're right,
but have listen.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
But I probably should tell you that the person doing
it was not a woman.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Manian.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Suppose you can be if.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
You wanted to be.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Did Meghan call you continue to do this? She didn't Hello,
hey mate, how are you.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
I'm good?
Speaker 9 (11:11):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Yeah? Good good? Just calling on Brazilian laser purposes.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Was just telling me she's got a handsome Brazilian.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Guy doing the laser.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah. It just sounded familiar to something you might have
brought up earlier in the week.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Okay, it mustn't be you. It mustn't be you, Megan,
All clear, All good, I'll tell your words from it.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
No, no, nothing. I honestly though, when John had called me,
I thought I was in trouble. I didn't know you
were recording me. I was like, am I in trouble?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Problems with all the pranking that's happened over the year
has been we were like mere cats on myths.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
We're always look something's not right.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I actually didn't generally think, yeah, I didn't know it
was a prank at first.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Conversation we're having this, Yeah, I was like, I was like,
why do you even talking to him? Let's just don't
do what you need to do it Like it was
a weird thing even to ask me about it. Next,
try that with you.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
You try that with your partners today. Yeah, the reactions
someone kicks off because we were kind of in.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Different thes that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
It's a couple of key reactors as part of the
live action version of Moana. How cool is that Frankie Adams,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, Rena Owen, you know from Once to Worries Frank
Adams who was on Shortened Street many other things as well. Yeah,
that's awesome, John Toy, so it was really cool. Dwayne
the Dwayne the Rock Johnson is going to be playing
Mawi as well, so that'd be awesome.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, very very cool. When's that twenty twenty six, Well,
there you go, that's going to be enormous. That'll be huge.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, and you kind of hope they will film it
somewhere like Samo or something would be good.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
You know, we'll be they'll send them into the streets.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Congratulations, it's all I mean, is doing pretty well regardless,
he said, a.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Pretty looktive career. You're right, as it's freaking congratulation. I'm
just wanting to take a gratulations. I don't know how
I've missed that up now.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
In the family always, I've always said it's great to
have a ninja. Access to a ninja, isn't it? And
my little nephew, boys, he wants to be a ninja.
He's very good, Like he knows his way around to
see the nun chucks, Like he's got like practice n yeah,
like ful they could hurt your nun chucks. He's and
(13:32):
a couple of ninja stars. You can throw the ninja stars. Yeah,
very headed.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He's already taking it to a new level. Like normally
kids as ninjas just want to sneak up on you.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
I thought you were going with that.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
No, there's a career option.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I don't know what the base salary is like for
a ninja, if there's sort of any perks and you'll
leave because you're on I imagine you're on call quad
lock for you know, they're like, we need to espionage purposes,
assassination purposes.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
You need to be on all the time.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I know.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I don't have to have laid off many ninja's recently either,
And the cost of Yeah, the job has been rock
so I haven't heard of it and it's just been
laid off. So maybe it's a good. Maybe it's an
industry you want to get into. Yeah, always a need
for a ninja. Did you have a crazy profession you
wanted to be when you were younger?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I just wanted to be a vet.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
But I remember mates husband wanted to be a rubbish
truck driver because he was like, I just want to
fling I want to play with that truck. I want
to fling the rubbish in there all day.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Little kids love trucks, machinery, diggers. You can take your
little kid to a building site and it's like Disneyland,
just watching bloody trades with their butt cracks out, smoking baits,
using diggers.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
They're like, this is what this is what I want
to do. Yeah, what about you? It was probably cricket
growing up.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I want to play cricket for New Zealand was I
was just a cricket nerd and love love cricket. So
now that's where I used to dress in white clothing
with sweatbands and stuff.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
And but not far did you make it in your cricket?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I got to a stage where I was like yeah,
and I kind of got into like wanting to make
media stuff a lot more so, and I got yeah,
it's already a cricket you find it's a very it's
a mental game. You know, you've really got to be
rock solid in your confidence, which.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I how will you handled sleeging? None about me? I'll
be like.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
The head. I'd just be like, yeah, I just saw
your mom now now and you'll be like, oh, don't
say that my mom.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I'll be like where did this come from? But why
is he not like me? You're probably gonna get me
out anyway. You don't need to sledge me before you
get me out.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
So you're not good at chilling out because I imagine
they're out on the field just hanging out for hours.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Right, it's a long game, like it's along. My poor
parents would have to you know. I mean they did,
to be honest, they checked out of watching me. I
would just drop me in the field and pick you
up at night, Saturday, Sunday. You're out there playing all day.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
So I was saying with tennis, I was like, I'm
going to be a professional tennis player.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
And I thought the.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
First step to becoming a professional tennis player was getting
a lucrative sponsorship.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
So I harassed Nike. I would love write letters to Nike,
will you want to sponsor me? When I was like ten.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Years old, be like, we might just stick with Venus
and Serena and Michael and Michael Jordan.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
We've got him Tiger Woods. He's doing pretty well for us.
So I never got that lucrative Nike. Weh them. We're
trying to get Nike. Are you sponsoring what? I'm becoming old?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
The hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Now, we'll live free.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
This afternoon over the last few weeks, give me the
chance to get in the drawer to have your rental
mortgage paid for an entire year by the hits.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
That's on us. Well, we'll look after those.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Paul been actually you did the payment to stay on
breakfast host and mortgage repayers two of his job descriptions.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
But last year Chloe Stevens and her husband.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Jake from the Hawk's Bay had their rental mortgage paid
for an entire year. And we'll take you back to
the moment where they unlocked the door.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
This is key number three. Take a do everyone take
a big deep breath. It's so bad. Then her husband's
(17:09):
come up on stage. Well done, moment.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
We just said they were like sort of party poppers,
not gunshots.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
It was like a Red Nick party the guns.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
This is an amazing, amazing moment. It is a life
changing price.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
And someone went it this afternoon on the hats. Good morning,
JESU was a year ago.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
I know it's gone so fast.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
So if you started as he ticked over, started to
play your mortgage again or not not quite?
Speaker 9 (17:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely definitely because you know they only
are growing at the moment.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
So yeah, right, and so what's that like, having to
get back to reality.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
That's pretty it's pretty good. We sort of kept we
just kept our payments going.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Did you smart? So what did you use that money towards?
Were you going to renovate?
Speaker 11 (17:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Yeah, so renovation. So we paid for all the reno's,
which is great, especially putting us in a really good
position to purchase because we are still a year later
waiting to move to Napier, but we're in the best
position we could be in.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Are you waiting for your house to sell, are you?
Or yeah?
Speaker 9 (18:15):
Yeah, we've got a contract on the house. It's been
sitting there for a few months now. We're just in
a long line of people needing to sell. We just
need that one cash buyer to come in and break it.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Oh well, listen, I don't know what I'm prying into
your your personal decisions. Right If you just look back
at a year ago on this day, what were you
What were you feeling heading into the big key opening.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Oh, I'm just so nervous, like so nervous but excited
at the same time, Like it's just so surreal.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
You'll got along monthfully too, all the finalists, ah.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
The beautiful people. Yeah, and even now that we're all
on each other's social media's and it's really neat.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Because you had it one in five chance you had
one of the five keys, did you did you start
imagine what you were going to do with the money
or would you just try not to think that was
going to happen on the day.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Oh, it was really hard because I was that I
couldn't see losing as an option, but I was more
focusing on one not to swear.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
If I won live radio yeah good yeah, yeah, and too.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
How I would be if I didn't win?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well afterwards, you as John I said, you got you
all got on so well. You all went out afterwards
to the everyone go all, hey on, you can pay
for the bar tab that night.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
They wouldn't let us. We were but Jake was like,
this was on me and they were like no, yeah, no,
they were just honestly the most beautiful people we met
that audience.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
What about like people, you know, considering they know that
you're but flush. Did you get anyone asking for some cash?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
No? No one, yeah, absolutely no one. Yeah, But it
was it was nice to be able to sort of
go out with friends and stuff and and we went
down south on a holiday and took the FA and
it was just cool because we just you know, spoil
the kids.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
What would your advice be to the finalists today, Chloe,
just save of the moment.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
The whole experience in Auckland was just amazing that even
to this day like really cool. Where do you win,
whether you lose, it's just such a neat experience.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Well, I'm glad you put their money to great use.
And it was so lovely meeting you last year, and
thanks for your time again today.
Speaker 9 (20:26):
You no, You're welcome. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I'll keep an eye of pretty cash buyers too for
yours that John.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
And Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Now what happened at Create? What happened? Why is auto
correct a thing?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Well, like what frustrates me about auto correct is it
will change words that I've typed the words so many
times into a phone before, and it will still try
and change it.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
The idea is that your algorithm is supposed to go
with the word that you write more right, That's what
I was like, I didn't mean to write duck. I
never write duck.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Duck.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
So my daughter, one of my daughters, Indy I N
D I E is the way we you know, we
spells the name and called that phrages written that many
many times into the phone. And she was at the
mall the other day with a friend and I was like, oh,
texture when you know it's time to leaving a pick
up text here? She didn't reply, obviously had a phone
on silence. I tried to call it, didn't text again.
(21:22):
I kept taking a couple.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Of texts I'm here and I was like, yeah, me
to go now because we had to go somewhere else
Where are you blah blah blah, And then I went.
The last text afterwards was just like Indy, like her name,
and then all of a sudden, I get this call
go that was rude, and I'm like, what that's order corrected?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Do you die? I'm so sorry I didn't, but did
you really need to tell me you die? And I
was like what I corrected from Indy? Do you die?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
And I was like, wow, that's really maybe like hey,
this kid's not listening to your.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
We're gonna have to get somewhere, we need to go
blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
You so you did on the daily for it to
order correct.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
The threat and they didn't even mean to send a
death threat. Yeah, it's it can be because sometimes I
don't forget to bring the umbrella and all go. Don't
forget to bring the tyrannosaurs. What world would I be
writing that sentence? I had to thanks heaps that went
to thanks Jesus to someone remember that type, and they
were like God. They replied back with.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
The old.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
And then we had to clear we phone and we
had to clear it up that he wasn't he wasn't
God fearing and then thanks Jesus.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
You know there's a what's it one too? That was
talking about the other day. There was Dad's of school
and the lady had a anaflected try and he was
trying to he is talking on the groups things I
had to injict with the epic penis and he was
trying to.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Get the words IPI P now multiple times again? How
many times has he written but that penis? Well exactly
the more he was trying to write, and there was like, buddy.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
My friend has an that's all I even call it nowads.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
That johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
The UK couple had a bit of a shocker. Were
not their fault. Actually they were flying Ryan here over
there from the UK going on a holiday with friends
to Barcelona. But they need specials of Barcelona.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yeah, you really got to do the bus because it's
one of the most enjoyable countries.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
So they were going from the UK to Spain and
two thousand klimeters away with friends, but they needed special
assistants to get onto the plane. They went through a
couple of chicks people like escoreded them all the way through,
and they got on a plane, went to sleep, woke
up two thousand Columbuses basically from where they were meant
to be in Lithue. Here their friends are in Spain.
(23:42):
No directing flight between. They just put them totally on
the wrong plane.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Well you've done that before, your mom did us.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Yeah, my mom literally did the exact same thing. So
there was a passenger, first time flyer coming from South Korea.
She was going South Korea Sydney Melbourne to see her
family she hadn't seen in like twenty.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Or so years.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Mom checked her in, which should have been to domestic transfers,
but Mom got confused. There was a language barrier. Mom
thought she heard the translator say she's going to South Korea.
So Mom checks her into a South Korea flight. Mom goes,
I won't stop there, your first time flying. I'll escort
you onto the plane. So it went security, the gates,
(24:24):
checking the the gate ladies didn't even check her boarding
pass because it was like whatever, go through suit. Yeah,
put her on the plane and then yeah, during the flight,
she would have seen her on the TV the plane
going back to South Korea.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
So she got all the way to Australia. All she
did was little.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
And when the lady didn't arrive in Melbourne an hour later,
the family were looking for her at the airport. They
were ringing the line, where is she? Where is she?
And they tracked her and they go, sorry, we've put
her on a flight.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Willward a couple of hours for that lady seen her
in twenty years, You're not going to see it.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
How long is that fly?
Speaker 12 (25:05):
It's like seven to nine hours?
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Wow, she imagine what she was saying about so long?
I know.
Speaker 12 (25:12):
And my mom went on like three weeks of stress,
diarrhea and everything.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Will having those details got out three starrhea. Yeah. Yeah,
it's New Zealand. No one knows that.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Joan Ben podcast and keeping keeping in touch with Emma
throughout the week. She started last Sunday on a treadmill
to break the world record for the longest distance run
a walk or traveled on on a treadmill, which is
currently eight hundred and thirty three kilometers, So every day
Emma's been averaging around abound one hundred and twenty k's
(25:51):
on a treadmill.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Insanity, Emma, are you still there? And are you alive?
Speaker 10 (25:57):
And she's alive, just about hanging on.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Because a couple of days ago we spoke to you,
you were you couldn't keep down food, you were vomiting.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
What's the body like now?
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Yeah, it's been a roller coaster ride. I actually was
trying to remember when I spoke to you, and I
can't even remember because it's all a blur. But ever
since the vomiting, then I had a day of not
being able to eat, and then quite emotional days and
now my knees hurting. So it's just trying to cling
in there.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And so how how are you tracking as far as
trying to break that record goes?
Speaker 10 (26:31):
It's going to be tight, but I'm digging deep.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Good And so are you? What have you been through?
Like four treadmills?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Like?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Is he on the same treadmill? No?
Speaker 11 (26:42):
I no?
Speaker 10 (26:42):
So forgiveness world record, you have to stay on the
same treadmill unless it breaks, and then you've got a
back up.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
She's shout out to the treadmill. So let's talk through
the absolute high points so far. What's the moment where
you've been like this is I'm nailing this.
Speaker 10 (26:59):
I don't know that there's necessarily been a point where
I've thought I'm nailing it. But the highlight has definitely
been seeing the participants of the speed Freaks, the charity
i'm raising money for, seeing them come down, getting involved
and just being awesome human beings like they.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Are, because it's an organization set up to help cure
addiction through running and walking, and a wonderful organization. If
you want to donate an automatic three dollars donation, you
can text speed Freaks to.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
For seven run to four seven four one.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Don't take speed Freaks to anyone, you might get a
different to expect.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Just six run to four seven four one. Donate three
dollars to speed Freaks some speed you can text me,
but you will finish on.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
Sunday, Yes, nine am Sunday morning. That's when I've got
to get my distance up till.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
So do you think you'll be running long? Because can
you run longer each day if your body can handle.
Speaker 10 (27:54):
It, that's the deft. The deciding factor really is if
my body can handle it. So I've been running pretty much, well,
running or walking every minute available throughout the day.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
This is just, yeah, unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
You have you've run across Africa before, We have spoken
about that. Did you roll a skate across the Netherlands
or something?
Speaker 11 (28:14):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Yes, I said that was slightly more fun than this.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
This is this your hardest.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Challenge, absolutely, absolutely, and just with all the obstacles that
have faced along the way. But I've got an amazing
crew working with me that every single problem that arises,
they're they're solving it and we're getting through.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Now. If I could reference a very dated song by
a band called the Proclaimers, I've done the mess and
four ks going for eight hundred thirty three She's done
the Proclaimers song.
Speaker 10 (28:47):
Yeah, that's going to be in my head now all day.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Just think of the Proclaimers. They were walking the distance twice,
all right, they said could be easy, and then they're like,
we'll do it again, double down. So there's a challenge
for you next time. Hey, so no way, So proud of.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
You, Emma, if you don't mind, would love to catch
up with you Monday. Yes, see how it all win?
And if you text run before seven four one automatic
three dollars donation.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
To speed Tricks. Keep it up, buddy, jeez, get in there.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
Yeah, I'll try. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
The Hits that John and Ben podcast heading into the
weekend is something we love to do every weekend. Just
find out which island is having the best weekend. Haley
and Connor joining us in the studio today.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
For who's having the best weekends?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Right? We're we're deep elbows deep in the Hits conference
where we get all the wonderful tea people from the
Hits around the country and we meet up once a
year and try and get better at.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Our jobs and eat a lot of food.
Speaker 13 (29:52):
I was gonna say my bout it was a lot
tin this morning and then two days ago I saw
Connor in Hawa holes plate scrambled eggs this morning in
about five seconds.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Well after and all you can eat buffet last night?
Do you have any.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Plates of seafood? Did you have last night?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Connor?
Speaker 14 (30:07):
The ocean?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
The ocean?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
All right, so Connor and today representing the South, what's
happening in the weekend?
Speaker 14 (30:15):
Yeah, Well, we start with the ski season starts today,
Fellas and Megan.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
No only the.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Fellas don't even look at it when you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
The slopes boggining for the for the latest.
Speaker 14 (30:28):
Well, I mean it sort of starts because they haven't
had much snow down south, but the snow machines have
been working over time. They seem to think that there
will be some scheme Today. I think nine am will
be the first time that people who don't work on
the mountain have the slope, So that's very exciting.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I hope that it's a good season for them. It
can be a bit up and down, can't.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
You can.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Sleeping?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
It makes senses, but they do go you must, don't
you know why you directed that conversation that John Fellas?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
What else in the South?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
I'm not really sure entirely what this is in the
event doesn't really know what it is either.
Speaker 14 (31:04):
It's called leads On Tour the Cabaret, Megan.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
They do insinuate, but there's not really a whole lot,
says join us for a weird and wonderful variety show
with burlesque, comedy, poetry, dance and circus performance.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
They've ticked all the books of this just.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Every event that's ever been I think this is what
this is to.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Be described as.
Speaker 13 (31:27):
When I think of Caber, I think feathers like the tail,
busty feathers on lads, it's not.
Speaker 14 (31:33):
Quite what was that the magic Mike xxl or what
was that show that you.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Had that was a great time?
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Are you asking me what I thought of the show?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
No? No, no, I mean the lads on tour.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
They've they've gone let's be all things to all people
and they go to that's happening now, Hay, what's happening
in the north mate.
Speaker 13 (31:50):
I'm feeling pretty confident about this. The mighty field days,
the field days to end or field days. So if
you live in the suburbs, but you want to buy
us swandry anyway, tractor, tractor and remy wearra.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
YEAUTI I'm one of those tawny wankers who went to
field days and border swan dri when swan dro got
swept up and swamp.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
I don't. I have no credentials. We're a swan dron.
Speaker 13 (32:15):
The plaid some the plaid lures you in anything I
would look.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Good in that.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
I do have a nice forest green swany yeah, lovely.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I mean, Swan dro is pretty happy to sell any
Swan drie to anyone.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Yeah, we should be getting sponsored.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
I got mocked for washing clean.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
We were on the rock at the time, and he
means you I dry clean my Swandroy and it turned
in the whole afternoon of abuse.
Speaker 13 (32:39):
Surprise, Swan dry oil skins like they should smell of
the memories twenty years prior.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Yeah, you've been out in the farther.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
My oil skin my granddad gave to me. It still
smells like the dog biscuits he kept in the pocket.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Wow, there you go.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Still got the after birth from the cow lingering on
the shoulders the north.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
We've also got much Hurriqi at the museum, so Tipapa
and the capital as well. We've got crafts, We've got
a remembrance tree, storytelling Kapa Haka. It's a full thing
going on for all right.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
And Connor's actually the ground announcer at the soon.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
So you're kind of getting a win when I say, hey,
do you take it out? Yeah, hey, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Guys appreciate this, I really do, even though it sounds like.
Speaker 13 (33:36):
You're still thinking about the slopes don't ye often on
isn't it the.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
With Briscoes, Yes Friday, but we're calling it fry Ya
at the moment, So thanks to Brescos, you could be
winning a Ninja duwel zone. Aar fry looks really flash.
He's got two compartments so you can hear fry or
bake or do other stuff us.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
You have had a lot of ninja content on the
show today. I was talking about Ninja's.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Before eight o'clock and we've got a five hundred dollars
Brescos voucher as well grabs you can live for better
this winter with Brescoes and the Ninja aar Fryer sail
on this weekend at Brescos.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
The brand of aar fry that I've got, it looks
good jet that double one that's good.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
It feels like the kitchen appliance of the moments. All
I hear is people banging on about air fryers. You
got an aar fryer.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I did get a near fry. It was a bit
of a like, just like I heard so much about
it. It was in the store with my daughter and just
just bought one, and my wife is like, did you
research it?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
What's the brand? I'm like, no, I just brought it
on you and just and I didn't want to spend
too much in case we didn't use it. But we
use it heaps. My daughter made cookies the other day
from some scratch but the air fry, Like you.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Can check anything in an air fryer that telephone boom.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
It'll go in there.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Ye, what will happen to it? You did it? You
got to prank to my TikTok, didn't new Megan?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
So I saw on TikTok people hard boiling or soft
boiling eggs the money shower, and then I saw comments
being like they explode. But then I've just seen recipes
for like putting a.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Whole egg in the ear fry. I mean, I just
research that. Don't just rock out and do it in
case they explode in there.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
What's the most adventuest thing that you've made in your
ear fry?
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I tried to make some scones. They're good, but you've
got to eat them on the day.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Okay, okay, this.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Is why we want to chat. The most wild thing
you've chucked inside an air fry? Eight hundred hits for
for eight seven been boys, you've been singing the praises.
You're saying the air fry has made you a better husband, father,
and human being, all around human being.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah, even that day when I use the aven for
something because oh, you didn't even hear fry. Okay, I
put fish in the oven, you know, give the oven
for a bit.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
You can't apparently, like roast a whole chicken. I've even
done it, have you?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
No?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I haven't. No, as is only a small one because
I dip my toes into the fry now hopefully not literally,
but you could. You could put your toes in there
now I'm looking at them, Ninja jewels. Jewels are on
air fry. Maybe that's the one I need.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
So if you want that and a five hundred dollars
breast goes about you, tell us what you've done and
then brand It's.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Not the first time he said it, John.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Before to have you with us on the shows, and
I said, wow, yeah, where were you. I'm pushing buttons
at the same time. It's very distracted. Yeah, it takes
a lot of my energy and brain power.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Okay, the hats that Johonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
It's been a trust for say forty eight. You're on
the hats John a wan Ben.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Heading into the weekend, we're calling it not Friday but Friya.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Here frya with Briscoes.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Next much to Brescoes and we be doing this every
Friday for the next couple of weeks. So we've got
an amazing air fry that you could win, the Ninja
jewel Zone air fry and a five hundred dollars breast
goes about Joel, which is incredible for our price. So
on this weekend at Brescos and can get the Ninja
for aar fry from there, of course, but we want
to know what the most adventteresting is you've made inside
of their fright.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
It's an obscene amount of prize. I was blowing away
with it. When you see how much prize it was
having a Briscos, could you come to the party even more?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Well, all we need you to do right now Rochelle
has come to our party and tell us the craziest
thing you've biffed in an air fryer and you're in
the you're in the running.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
What is it awesome?
Speaker 11 (37:12):
I've brought three kids so life with an air fryer
is easy, and Alf has actually died. But I do
roast chicken, roast pork belly. But the best thing that
the kids love is I'll do baking paper. Pancake makes,
baking paper, pancake makes, et cetera, and say colors so
fluffy and good all this.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I saw this on TikTok and I was like, surely
that doesn't work, But yeah.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
No, I do.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Wow, the conversations the ovens don't want us talking about.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yeah, it's the only thing that's actually worked on TikTok
out of everything you see.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Okay, that's impressive. It's roast chickens, pork bellies and pancakes.
All right, hold the line of Rochelle. We'll find out
what else is been hopped inside in the air front. Kylie,
you are on from christ Church. Good morning to you.
Morning's life. Kylie talked to us. Good week, bad week.
Oh it's good.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
It's Friday.
Speaker 5 (38:01):
You can't be on a Friday. I feel like such
a novel sounds This sounds okay, Kyley, what are your
biffed in their fryer?
Speaker 11 (38:14):
I do everything in the air fry I have done
potato bakes, pasta, baked.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Brownie, roast chicken.
Speaker 9 (38:20):
They make the most delicious roast potatoes.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
I haven't got one. What is the benefit of it?
Is it time.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Faster, way faster than the oven and you don't have
to preheat.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
It and it just like it feels like, you know,
you're not cooking it with like dripping it in oil
and things like that, you know, healthier.
Speaker 6 (38:41):
How do you cook like bakes and brownies?
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Though?
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Have you got cooke where that fits in your ear fry?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Am?
Speaker 9 (38:47):
I just lying the bottom of it with baking paper because.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
She's a bloody Kiwi legend. Mate, you hold the line.
That's pretty impressive. Pasta bakes brownies as well.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Imagine you are on hey, guys, how are we the
wildest thing you've chucked inside an air fryer?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Image? And what was it?
Speaker 11 (39:05):
But like everyone else, I do everything at it.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
But the best thing, honestly, hands down is a.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Pebvlover pevlover wow? Really?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
It goes so good when you do them in an oven,
though you have to cook it right and then you
have to turn the oven off and let it sit
in there, and it's quite temperamental.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
Yeah, yeah, you know obviously, but in the air fright,
it is actually so easy. So I just do it
for about thirty minutes and put it on about one
hundred and twenty degrees and then you can just open
the basket up once the thirty minutes is done and
leave it on there for another twenty minutes and it's done.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Do you just what you up and check this? Is
it just like some magical transformation machine? Is it? Yes? Yeah,
and it'll come out and it's done.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Can you actually see me that that's actually amazing?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
All right, Megan, They we're gonna put it on you
because you know, you're the best chef out of all.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
She makes it.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
She's a snob and makes everything from scratch, including past.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
It, including the ear fruysh from scratch.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I don't think we can go past just going that.
PAVs are so imprement.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Okay, image cooking a path that has impressed us. And
you're going to get yourself a brand new ear fry
with the dual departments, which is pretty awesome. Then ninja
ere fry and five hundred dollars suspend of briscos.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Oh, thank you guys.
Speaker 9 (40:13):
It's awesome. It actually, it's actually perfect time because my
fry broke on the weekend.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Ah well, in.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
My opinion, it's too much prize, But hey, I'm not
the boss of Briscos.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Thank you so much. You're going to have a great weekend. Imagine.
We appreciate you listening in.
Speaker 10 (40:26):
Thank you guys, you too.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
We'll do that again next Friday. But next Taylor Swift,
what's it like meeting her? And now? How many security
checks do you need to go through to meet it?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Well, a lot, and the people that surround her when
she walks into her room.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
We'll find out more about that after Coldplay A sky
Full of Stars. It's eight fifty three. You're on the hats.
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