Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today on the Wild World Web. What is wrong with
ben Atflix's face.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome to the unchanged realm of the World's Wide Web,
a swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self obsessed social
media posts in this digital jungle. Jhona Wan being a
your fearless guide leading you through the wildest parts of
the Wild Wild Web.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
This is the Wild Wild Web.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Up, good morning, it is lovely. We'll good afternoon, good evening.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Where wherever you are numberstone, it's lovely to have you
with us. And we've just received some devastating years.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
This final week of the World Wild Web.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Unfortunately hasn't picked up for a series two, so this
will be the final week.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
This week chuckle, yeah, we budgets budget, yeah yeah, you
know TV TV three as well news how they felt
the wrath of it, and so's.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The Wild World Web.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
So yeah, so this will be the final weeks before more.
Just four more to go, unfortunately, because yeah, so, well.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
How about you seeing in all your favorite memories of
the world one world.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We're seeing in your favorite memories, favorite episodes. Maybe we
could look back at some bea stops.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, well send it out on the way that it
deserves to be. It's captured the hearts and imaginations of
around the country.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Around the world even know it is it is. But
today on the World World World Wind in all honesty. Well,
we finishing it up.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
We're going to focus on another podcast, alright, so that's
the real story.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
We've got opportunity.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
We've got you know what they say with things ind
you like, you know, we've got plenty of things opportunity.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, sharing other options.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, anyway, get the final week of the World World
We let's go on the bean unless you know, unless
there's the people stand up for the grounds.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, yeah, you're right, you're right. It's the numbers thing.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
That's the numbers that the people come out and they say, no, technically,
it's not numbers.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
There's a lot, there's a lot of stuff going on,
you know, the one. We'll talk about it me again
one day. We'll better for now, we'll.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Save it for the book.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Heafnitely not. Ticket sales is unperseen circumstances exactly exactly. Conflict
and schedule.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, but it is great to have you with us,
and we do look at the wildest parts of the web,
and today We've seen a video of Ben Afflick emerging
from a van, you know those sort of celebrity vans
with the tinted windows. The door slides open, the celebs
come vomiting out, and he sort of exploded like jo
Lo comes out very gracefully as her hand held by security.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Smiling, looking beautiful, looking.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Like the star that she is, and then all of
a sudden, behind her out births Ben Affleck.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Like like he fell out.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, just like disheveled ties undone, the shirts that the
collars hanging up.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
He always looks like he's he's dealing with some ship.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
But yeah, now he's actually talked about this ironically on
a podcast with Kevin Hart Heart to Heart, and that
podcast still carrying on. I think that's haven't canceled that
one yet, so that it's carrying on.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Maybe we could go on Kevin Hart's podcasts and to
talk about why you know, the real story about the world.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Well anyway, but Ben Affleck has gone on this podcast
and said that he always seems to be photographed or
film that he's looking like he's hating the situation. And
so he says, first of all, I'm a bit shy.
I don't really like the attention. If I'm reading in
a movie or things like that, I don't find it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I suppose who does really?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
And he's like, you turn up somewhere. You're getting you know, paparazzi,
the kids, you're getting people cameras in my face. It's
people cameras in my face. And so he's basically said
that he's got resting bitch faced or resting hard face,
is what he said. So when his face is just
kind of not acting or not doing anything for a
role whatever, he's just looking like he's having the worst time.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
If the face doesn't have to act, it's not going
to act at least it's.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
On the clock. Yeah, so that's what he said. I feel.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I feel if he's a bit awkward, like if he
doesn't like that, then it would be a horrible situation too.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
But also like you forget the paparazzi, don't care if
you're ready for the photo or not. Like for most
of us, if you're getting your photo taken, you can
look at it, you can pose, you can you like it,
you can take it again. These are just people that
are in your face trying to get your worst angle.
And I don't care if you want it or not.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, he was like running West thinks I'm always Maddlso.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Like they're aggressive too. You probably are mad.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Get out of my face. You're right, he does say
we're pepparazzi. He's with his kids.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
He does get a little bit mad because he's like, hey,
I don't really want to have to deal with that.
But there are other times that, like at award shows
and stuff, they'll cross to it. It looks like he's
like it wants to be anywhere, but does he But
I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He always hears the look of like, let's get this
ship over and done with, you know, let's just get
it done.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And that's an interesting one. Even when we do the
radio show, you know, like when you are listening but
you're not actually you know, you're you're.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Not animated facially.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, we find now there's cameras that will film stuff
that when we're talking, and then I'll put out a
video and you're like, I look like I'm checked out
of this, but I'm like, mamma, I'm looking at the
thing that's coming up on the show or whatever it is.
It just feels like if you're not actively. He looks like, oh, mates,
but he checked out of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well that's an aspect to be the fusty.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh absolutely yeah. I'm just shocking at it too. And
that's back to Ben Affleck's point. If you're constantly you
didn't ever know when you're being photographed, You've gotta have
your face off ready the whole time, and you just
know your face isn't always ready.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Jason Hawkins Jason Hawkins, Jason PJ. Doesn't show cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He's great.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
He is great on those videos. I don't radio announcer.
He's just always on video is animated faces, he's looking around.
I'm like, man, we could take a leaf out of
his book. He's really good. Yeah, the videos and then
they've got like a photo they use, you know, for
the tile of the videos.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Shot face.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm like, man, man, we could be like him.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
But we're gonna take a quick break for the world.
Where will be back after this? Welcome back? Who do
you reckon has got the best face in the world.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Like attractiveness or what doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm not necessarily not like create in a creepy way,
but it's the most perfect human face.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Or just because it has to be. Symmetry is a
big thing, isn't it. Yeah, that everything is symmetrical.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Because have you seen that filter on TikTok or one
of the social media is where you can symmetric make
your face symmetrical. It takes one side and flips it
on both sides of your face and then you realize
you look so different. Wow, You're like, oh, actually I'm
not symmetrical. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, I've got like a lazy eye and all sorts
of weird shit. Go. Do you know who Amber Heard
apparently has the perfect facial ratio?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
She very pretty?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Bellahadied is Oh wow, sorry, I should read this article
probably before actually's rambling on. Amber Heard's got ninety one
point eight five percent perfect facial ratio.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Balahadid is found to have.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Ninety four point three five Wow, the most perfect facial features, according.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
To they do the work they do right.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, this is according to a system the Greek Golden
ratio of beauty to measure physical perfection.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's incredible, isn't it. I mean, yeah, I can't remember
picture Bella. How do you I'll tell.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
You if I'll show you here.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh that is a pretty symmetrical face. Yeah, that is
that is not you know, she's not worried about lazy eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And yeah's is so? Is she a model?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Bella Bella is a model. Her sister is a model.
They both models.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, so you wonder what's wrong with why is she
not making the He's wrong with anyone's face? You know,
I tell you what you could she could do a
great face swap g Hardi with Kate Hudson and you
wouldn't tell the difference. Look at that face. You look
(07:45):
at Kate Hudson's face in G. G Hardide's face, you
wouldn't get any difference. I'm like that with buddy t J. Petanara,
Yeah you do face? What was me and t J Pedinaj?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Jason p J is also Jason Hawkins. Don't TJ PJ
like t J.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Jesus?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, exactly, I'm looking at I know J looks like
I'm just talking face. We're not talking. We're not talking here,
We're not talking about face, pure face. Look at face.
Have a look at Harry Styles, because I look at Dinaicles,
I have a right. You can't just pack something. Look like,
just look at my face in his face, don't look
at it.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Nobody Sully TJ's buddy face.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I Am sorry, babes.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Get their face, swap it, it'll melt it.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
There's no.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
You're looking at who came up with us?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
And someone go, you look like it was this?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You go, you know that's my face? Shut me, look
at that's my face.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
We're looking at different people. Who are you looking at
in the mirror? That one the kind of looks like
you where he's like you're chasing me, that kind of
looks like you. It's just a normal stops that one.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, maybe that yeah, like which one?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Okay, there's a stop image.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Of just a straightforward photo.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
No, mate, I'm going to get someone to do this.
We'll put on the face swap okay, exactly the same face.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I'm not saying that I'm as handsome as him as well,
because he's got other great features that I don't have.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I'm just talking pure face, pure face.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Okay, but you look at that, Look at Kate Hudson
and look.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
At same face, very different, same face.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
They are so different. I've never once in my life
thought they were the same person.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
What's your favorite part of your face? What do you
think you're really nailing.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
You've got great perfect teeth.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Good teeth don't have to perfect.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
But yeah, but I got in basil line, so I
kind of the better than they used to be, that's
for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I like you.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
But I mean you can get in bazilone and they
can still be like pretty average John.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, what's like just like John perfect teeth on the show, Megan,
I'm going to say my favorite part of your face.
You got a good face. Let's say your radio.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Now you can't because you've got the videos.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, the eyes, eyebrows, eyes and eyebrows for Megan, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, you're doing well.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
They and I feel like you took really examining.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Just examining what was what was the what you got here? Mane?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Look at Tjim him and I'll take it.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
You've got smies, smiles like some eyes.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Two eyes, uneven eyes read alcoholic nose.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
You've got quite a nice jawel line. Actually, he's got
quite a good jewel line.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I feel like she's just like God, now he sees
some thing about her, and now she's.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Started with want a compliment back on you? If I
wrapped it up there and you'd be like, what about me. Yeah,
you're right, you're right. Oh well, hey that was that
was a world War we today? Really interesting.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Sorry t J and his lovely wife Grea. She's gonna
be like married to Jo.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I've hit him up about it before too. He's flicted.
Weird fan. Have a great day.