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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today on the Wild World Web. It's our final episode.
I know, mixed emotions, but strap yourselves in for a
comedic affair.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to the unchanged realm of the World's Wide Web,
a swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self obsessed social.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Media posts in this digital jungle.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Jentleman being a your fearless guys leading you through the
wildest parts of the wild wild Web.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
This is the wild Wild Web yonder Yes, hello and
welcome to the wild Wild webs mentioned the grand finale,
this is general the funeral aquologies. Megan Papas couldn't be
here with today. She couldn't face it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
She's an emotional time for everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Face coming in from the last five episode the World World.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We have frustrations from her the fact that it's not
continuing on.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
She'll come to two with that all we all will.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It is at the moment, I felt I was very
in shock about it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
To be honest, I haven't really haven't really given it
time to process.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So you're me going to be hopefully back on deck,
well not on this show obviously, but on the Normal
broadcast on Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
And the Normal podcast as well.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
For it's either that or she's got a sick child.
It was one of the two options.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I picked against the world world weirdoes. But yeah, the
final episode and been I thought we should go out
on a high, but a lighter note. Okay, so I've
found some comedy material from the Internet, because let's that's
on the basis of the show. It's quite fine stuff
from the wildest parts of the internet. These are all
(01:40):
jokes that I've never heard before, never And you know,
We've googled a lot of jokes over our time, and
i'd like to get your feedback on all of them.
I think they're very clever.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well, because that's our thing, you know, being people that
we're not comedians as such, but we do. Do you
know mc things you tell jokes on radio and but yeah,
so I never remember I feel like I need to
remember jokes.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, this actually came off we went to radio HEARDECHI
We're doing a wonderful fundraiser for Bell Cancer Bell Cancer
Awareness yesterday a day in lou and there was a
feature that we had to appear on called tell you
Know Crappy Jokes, And I was like, damn it.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I don't have any jokes. So I went home and
obviously got swept up on the algorithm of jokes.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Trying to remember one.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah we do, I mean, we do have the Scandinavian one.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And oh, you'd say that one really quickly.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, so I've given away the punchline already.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But that's what you never could start when you're doing comedy.
You're like, here's the punchline.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Leave that, think about that.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And we'll come back to that. But what do the
you know where noll nor we do. Naval ships have
QR codes on them so they can scan the nay
Van Scandinavian.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, god, I think I think I almost can remember
what I saw the other day. I thought was what
was that was quite good?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I remember. Jokes's tough because you're like, that's so good.
I'll never forget that joke. That'll be my one that
I pull out in social circumstances.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And okay, here, okay, two robbers they're robbing a liquor store.
Memory one robber grabs a bottle and just from.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Memory, is it part of the material?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Is it just from two.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Robbers robbing and like a store? One Robin grabs a bottle.
The other the other robbers it says, is this whiskey?
And the other says, yeah, but not as whiskey as
wabbing a bank.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's not bad.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's good that you can remember that. Yeah, just yes, right,
trying to say from memory. At least the audience member going,
well does he know? Is he just making this up.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
As he goes? And I think it was wabbing a
bank too.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I think you had to say it like whobbing a bank,
not as whiskey as wabbing a bank.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, I think that's right. I think I've got
that nearly correct.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It kind of made sense. I tried to remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I saw that one on an internet, a little video,
and I was like, oh, maybe I can remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, here's something for you, okay. I told my wife
she should embrace your mistakes, so she gave me a hug.
That's the other thing. The jokes. You didn't even like,
ha ha, You're like, that's good, it's good.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Another one. I used to play piano by ear, but
now I use my hands.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
It's not bad.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because I just make everything up,
sort of a science.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
One wanted to killer, and a sort of science for them.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm reading a book on anti gravity. It's impossible to
put down.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Give me, give me the mixt as a joke that
you think I could try, Okay, I probably write and
saying that.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
This is I reckon. You might be able to get
this one. I would avoid the sushi if I was you.
It's a little it's what's fishy. This is a fun game.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm on a whiskey diet.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh, I had a whiskey joke there. It's a whiskey.
It's a whiskey is warming, it's a little whiskey.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Ever, I'm on a whiskey diet. I mean the whiskey
is not essentially the punchline. You could just go, I'm
on an alcohol only diet. I've lost.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Brain cells, friends and family at my job, my liver.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
All Right.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I can imagine Kevin Boyce, you're dead.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
He does. He loves a dead joke.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
This is very good parallel lines. They have so much
in common. It's just a shame they will never meet
like that one. Do you know?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Because we did that thinking for your stay for Radio
HARDECHI because that was a wonderful thing, a day in
the loo. It was like raising awareness and money for
Bell Cancer New Zealand. Great thing, and they had some
jokes that we could kind of read out, you know,
because it's all about comedy, ships and giggles. I think
they were calling it. Yeah, but I got to do one.
I got to do a few on radio just to
(06:19):
say it. But I screwed up one word and what
was you know when you say it slightly wrong with
the saurus. I kind of stumbled on there. That was
a crucial to my joke. I could see you and Angelina,
who are Yeah, it was crucial to the joke, and
it was the one key words is.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
A tough one to rep you?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, So it's a real tough one to your mouth
around that one.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah. I can't even with the punchline for that. But
it was never there.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Was one of the world's most difficult words to pronounce you.
I thought, Okay, see if you can get through these
A nominee, A nominee, nominee, nominee, nominee, nominee, can you
do it?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
To pay you to pay it?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, I can think what about the source starting with W.
I never know is that Worcester show or what's the
shire or what's the Yeah, I think we just say
what's the shy? But it's not it's like Chester shy. Yeah,
he's a big one for producer. She must have been
a meeting. Here's a big one for the colonel. The
(07:20):
colonel really tripped tripped colonels. There was a guy who
was a colonel and she was like the colonel. But
I can see how you were up with colonel because
it's exactly how about colonel.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
It's spelled You're right, it's exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
By the way, although you had a crack at Johnno
about some pasta that he didn't know how to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Italian, you said, yeah, very very uned. We say noki
no yakey.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
So well here's the thing, because if you go to
a restaurant and what should I do, Like if I'm
should I have a crack at it and I'm doing
my honest beast at it or do I just go
I have that one?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, I feel like if you're in New Zealand, it's
fine if your pronunciation is not correct because chances are
the waiter's got no idea either. But if you're in Italy, try.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, Okay, I actually do, but I'm like, I'm not
one hundred percent sure pronounce.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's the most offensive words you know an Italian and
then you don't have to say what it does, but
you just say the Italian? Should I say it?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Okay, that's the last episode because it's a podcast as
as it's like a racial slury.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Okay, cuts all, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
No, we will never know. We'll never know. You even
look guilty.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, because every time I've said it before, my mum
has slapped me across the face.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Or is it like the worst word? Yeah, Bens googled it.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, I was just looking at something else because I
remember something from when I was traveling through Italy. But
I was trying to remember how that guy and it
was like, yeah, it was actually busting my you're busting
my balls. But it was like the part but something
I remembered it for a little.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
While that what was this guy saying? Someone's yelling at someone?
He was quite heated. He was you at Italian? What
did he say? He's saying, Oh, he's he's yelling. He's saying,
you're busting my balls.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Italian imagine you just it's just people yelling at each
other waving arms.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
That's that one. Ah, It's like.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
My dad says that all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And then my fun cooler that gets thrown around quite
a lot at home. That means up your assal cooler,
let's slick my arm.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You don't know much tell you, but you know the route.
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I could absolutely not tell you what how was your
day is? Or good morning or anything.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
To go especially to someone go to a restaurant and
I just say that when you order, are you ready order?
Speaker 4 (10:05):
And you're like, yeah, let my ass?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Can you say alone?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Just say that that's a great brand my dad got.
Dad got a good prayer.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
He went he traveling when he was younger with my
mum when they were together, and they got taught. I
think they ended up on a boat to Europe and
it took months to get there, and there was I
think Spanish, a couple of Spanish guys that taught him
a song. Because my dad plays guitar and song, they
taught him a Spanish song and they were like, this
is a song you should teach him. My dad was
teaching him a New Zealand song, and then he'd go
around and playing it when he would And he didn't
realize so much later that it was a sweel. It
(10:37):
was basically saying he was my dad was saying, I'm
a wanker, I'm an ass It was like someone went
to him after we play He's like, I've been playing
this song so many times, Spanish song.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Here, you go play this, it's a beautiful language. And
then someone come to them, do you know that you're
what you're saying, Oh, I've got taught this, And they're like,
you're saying you're an asshole, You're a wanker. And he
was like, oh my god, am I I taught him?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Great break, great b And that's the first person who
had the guts to come up to him and say
Spanish pig speaking people.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Heard it and didn't say, what is this guy singing
about singing away with a heavy boys?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah, good break one.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
So but they wouldn't have got the witness I mean,
I guess they would have got the witness that when
he was learning it and going that's great, you spent.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
A great job.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
But they would have had a chuckle too.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Nowadays down he'd be the hot dog. Yeah yeah, everywhere
you know.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Listen, this is this has been the final episode of
the Wild World Web. Yeah in final words, final words
go down in history.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
But this, I know we're all struggling to come to ten,
but that right, sad day. We're just saying that Megan
couldn't even be here, but couldn't.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And Grace who uploads it, thinking how the hell this
is going to get up?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Grace's actually can.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
It's tough when you know you lose a gig, it's
not losing a child. Yeah, but it's been it's been
a wild ride. You know, who would have thought when
we started us two or three months ago. There you know,
we get to hear but didn't even know how.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
We thought it was going to be.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But I was looking forward to season two.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, this was going to take us across the country.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, you know, I'd hope Joe Rogan we got a
good podcast, but no, you've never heard of it. But
we're all enjoy and thanks for listening, Appreciate it.