June 30, 2024 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to del Mark
making the world a better Tea.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Friday Night Marsdiki evening ended up in tears of laughter popping.
My daughter had her friend over there having a sleepover,
and they pulled out from the attic her old Barbie dolls. Okay,
it's in a big container.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
There's a bit of a role play going on.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And I don't know how many how many companies would
come into illegally for this, but they had created a
it was like a Jerry Springer style chat show called
The Bardashians.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
DA and are you involved in any of this? I
just watching.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was just watching and secretly record illicit recordings and
but they very high concept stuff. They kind of took
on the persona of three rednecks who had come onto
this chat show and again for copyright purposes, not Ken
w Rend found himself in a bit of a love
tryst between now haven't listened to The Bardashians.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Well, I just want to say that Rend kissed me.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Okay, that is a love and yet it shut your
mouth or I'm gonna kick you out of me. Okay,
nobody for your yes, you did you pay me to
do this?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I'm gonna pay you. Okay, So Ray, what do you
have to say about the situation?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I think that journey and we get along a.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Wow, rubble again, changing sent on a blacker. I'm trying
to help you, n I don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I think the way they all so, how old are they?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm like this a sort of some sloppy pearance.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Yeah, that very advice.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, relationship, very trailer park opportunity to being cooled.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
In the accent is really something. Yeah, like things the
way they are.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Well laughing, we can all get along with hair.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Fairly invested in those characters.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
How we ended up there, But I blame the internet.
Nothing to do with my period.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
The hits That Jonavan Ben podcast.
Speaker 9 (02:21):
That's the Big Music Festival was on over the weekend.
A wonderful moment on stage with Coldplay when they brought
out Michael J. Fox, who played guitar with them.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Hug just totally rocks.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
With his chuck Berry riff and the way he punched fifth.
Speaker 10 (02:40):
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Michael jaf Fox.
Speaker 9 (02:47):
Very cool, of course, Michael jack Michael Jackson, Michael J.
Fox struggling with Parkinson's was in a wheelchair, but amazing,
amazing moment would.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Have been more amazing they brought out Michael Jackson Beach.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Would be some get.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
The beginning that I love it sounds like you're at
a children's show when you singing.
Speaker 11 (03:07):
Hug just totally rocks with the crowd, like they're like,
what's this song?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Isn't weird?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
And He's like, oh, Michael, he Now a.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Bit of a bit of a dilemma social dilima here, questioners,
would you rather be with a dead broke person?
Speaker 9 (03:28):
Okay, so Taylor, they're not dead, They're not Michael, someone
who's got no money.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Broke person who really loves you, okay, loves you unconditionally.
Or option B B with a billionaire who you know
cheats on you.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
What option are you taking?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Taylor?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Well, you know the.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Right answer, right, Like everyone's everyone's thinking what the ethical answer?
Speaker 8 (03:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I would love you to chimen to eight hundred the
hits on this one.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
But like a billion dollars is a billion dollars?
Speaker 9 (04:05):
What are my circumstances? That's what I want to know.
Do I love either of them or not? You're genuinely
either way. I'm in my financial situation like I got
a billionaire.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Okay, Okay, you're right right, Like I can, I can
help old mate is broke or not.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
It's not just your scenario.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Now, well, become a bony contingent because you're paying for
old maid. Yeah, and at least at.
Speaker 12 (04:32):
Least they love me when it's a billionaire old just
to be okay charismatic, let's say said good looking, it's
cheats on you.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
It's the billionaires. Better looking.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Makes a seventeenth child. Okay, well you're married to tel Musk.
What are you doing, Megan?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
I might surprise you, and I'd say I'd go for
true love because because I think we all had the
opportunity to do that. Really, like in real life, a billionaire, No,
you have the chance to hook up with a rich person.
You don't really care baireionaires. But you can go out
(05:13):
there and read people. You can go out there and
find rich people and try and hold them billion dollars.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
This isn't even million stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Your house in awkward. You could buy all of Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
But he's cheating on you. But here the day you
can cheat on him.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
You could cheat on him exactly.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
And I just feel like you're just gonna say the
poor guy is not going to cheat on you, say,
if you're in a good, heavy relationship, he's not going
to be a billionaire. Eventually, he won't.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
It's very rare.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
So we've got too clear camps here. We've got true
love and we've got Taylor who's like money speaks volumes.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Okay, okay, I love both your love both the thoughts.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Okay, and divorce them and take half.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Yea three three years. We're going to say three years
you got to be together?
Speaker 13 (06:02):
You didn't say Thats the Jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Very interesting moral dilemma this morning.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
We keep going around in circles in the studio about
this one.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Would you rather be with a broke person who really
loves you, they would do that, They're all for you,
or be with a billionaire who constantly cheats on you?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
You're low love with Yeah, you love them both.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
You're in love, deeply in love, madly in love.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I'm also like a lot of questions on what stage
my life, on my how am I feeling?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You know, right now, right now, right now?
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Refusing to answer the question, it sounds like you're going
with the billionaire look of us.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
You know, twenties and I'm like, get me a sugar daddy,
and you're like, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Now you're in your forties. Okay, you've got a family.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
It's weird either way. Family would understand. I'm like, I'm
going to get some money from the billionaire.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
But everyone's saying that on the text machine, like marry him,
be with the billionaire, have like a pool boy or
something on the side, cheat on him back, get divorced,
take half the money that they is, Like John, I said,
he's a billionaire.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
He's got a.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Iron clad prenut. You're probably not getting anything. So imagine
when the relationship ends is the end of the money.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
So you've got you got good money while you're with them.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, you're having a great run, a great through for
you all the poor the poor person then you know that, Yeah,
so you're going to the poor why?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah, I love you, I love you, unconditioning. Shut up.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
You made it sound like something.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It's a little patronizing.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Amazing that one person can really love someone and they
really love them back. Like that's quite precious.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Really, it's nice. Is it worth a million dollars? Well
that's a question right now?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Is that Amanda? What are you doing What are you
doing with this complex scenario?
Speaker 14 (07:42):
Yeah, so that's pretty complex. I will probably married a
billionaire and seeing he's he's cheating on you like crazy,
I don't do the same and cheat on him and
go with the guy that loves you and just love
two separate lives you have you'll be through me.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Just the tree is very shallow existence. But you've got money,
but you don't. You don't walk out with money though,
that's the only thing.
Speaker 14 (08:07):
I kind of yeah, I don't really see, no, but
you're living a good life for I don't know. You
can stay with the sugar dirty for a long time.
You can just pop them a few sleeping.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
A little bit of't worried, Murdoch, Georgia, you're on welcome.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Are you staying with the poor person who really loves
you're a billionaire who cheats on you.
Speaker 14 (08:43):
Definitely going with the billionaires marrying them and then leaving
them to go with the poor person.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Ah, so while you're being cheated on, you find love
with the get.
Speaker 14 (08:55):
The money, and then make the poor person well.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Definitely riches any sleeping pills in your example.
Speaker 14 (09:02):
Potentially.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Because if he's got an iron clad prenup and divorce,
you don't get anything. What happens if he dies?
Speaker 7 (09:10):
You get it?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (09:11):
If I didn't get anything, I'm definitely exposed and people
will know him.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah right, Okay, this is second quite the dark turn,
but there we go. Kelly goes come on from christ here,
says she has the perfect answer.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
What are you doing? Kel Good morning morning.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So I'm thinking about this dilemma, and it's like, well,
you know, you can make things really good for all
of us.
Speaker 15 (09:32):
So you'd marry the billionaire.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And you know, sort of hang out for a little
while and obviously till time past, and then you divorce
them and then go back to the one that you love.
Oh so you've got you've gathered some cash while you've
been with the billionaire, and then you go back and
you're like, hey, look I've got some savings.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Oh yes, So yeah, if you're not getting anything in
the divorce, just siphon it off while you're with him.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Moving started business producer Taylor saying, while you're in there,
like an active, weird business or something.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, what was that movie?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It was? Now it's me vaguely describing movies. Was a
decent proposal, same thing the movie.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Lead Dollars for a Night with your Yeah, was.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
There anyone that said they choose the poor person?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
The only in this country.
Speaker 13 (10:29):
Just marry a musicians that Joan Ben podcast.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
I had a Martiniqui event and it was beautiful. It
was really sweet at my at my kids childcare.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Did they put it? They invited all the families?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Right, yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
What did what did you do? What do they what
do they lay on?
Speaker 8 (10:47):
There was lots of lights and stars. There was a
little photo booth. We did like marshmallows roasting over a
fire because sung some witer. It was beautiful, but everyone
was required had to bring a plate from each class.
And that's fine, but it fills me with panic because
I'm like, what if my plan? What if no one
(11:07):
eats from my plate? Like what if everyone's like yuck?
But then there's also the pressure that you don't want
it to be too unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Because sprinkle it on a paper plan no nuts.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
As well alergies, special age.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
So I went with baking because I was like, you know,
I mean it's pretty unhealthy. I was like, caramel slice,
it will get eatene fine, easy, I can make it
and advance doesn't have to be done on the day
got there and there was some geniuses just bought like pizzas.
I was like, amazing, great place some people have was
a KFC bucket. Everyone was hovering the KFCA bucket. I
(11:46):
was like, genius for the people that don't have time.
But here's my and this also is genius because they
were going along the lines of healthy. I don't know
how easy it is to eat, but someone had put
an a bowl of peas and corn.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Oh who ain't there now?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Beat the poor bowl of peas and corn dried or
cooked or that one's cut just like a big old
steamed up bowl of Yeah, I mean nice.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
But what do you do like just a spoonful?
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I don't I don't think there was a spoon Maybe.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Dip your make yourself feel better.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
It's not an ideal finger food.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I mean the the only person to join there is
being boised.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Yeah, you'd love again where the kids didn't do this once?
Because I know people just it's great. They'll buy chips
or chocolate or bus gets and I'm like, let's turn
the time. Let's get something in the something. They're like,
no one's going to eat.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
They sticks celery sticks for there.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You guys, you're not other people.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
It's not the first thing that kids gravitate towards.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
I get that you were going to be my litmus
tiss you too, because like you're not famous for what's that?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Man?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Yeah you're.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Calary.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
What would you take?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'm a cheese you know, cheesel Yeah, no, not cheesels.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But as I told you before, every time I'm invited
to one of those, it's like, can you bring the
cheeseboard my cheeseboards?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Just a block of cheese with some crackers, fill your boots.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
You're not putting grape, You're putting carrots.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
To the boarders.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Anyway, we'll get about.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The heads that Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
It's great, isn't it great? Long weekend?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I loved Martini And actually the nice crisp Coolira is refreshing,
isn't it?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Loveing like a winter's night here in New Zealand?
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Now I thought it was a joke, so cheeky, weird,
nothing like the crisp Coolier.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
It was weird as a weird rend, weird tangent. Yeah,
just trying to be more genuine, you.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Know, because no one expected this is weird.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
It's weird. It's weird for us.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Okay, sorry, now that's going to make this weird. That's
the concept of you leaving a message for me, right.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Yeah, we haven't done this in a while.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
This is a game we used to play megans A
called Reception Reception with so we'd phone businesses reception to
see if they would then take a message for us
and then pass on the message to you.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Because but we don't have anyone that can take a
message for us. So it's like, take this down, take
this message. Very complex, very complex. So Bean's going to
be Ben is not gonna know what the message is.
So we'll send Ben outside. You can go into the
other room maker the soundproof booth. We won't be able
to hear anything, and we'll go through to hopefully this
business's reception here.
Speaker 14 (14:53):
Hi, Lindall, how are you hid?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Just Jonathan calling from Video Easy. I was just had
a message that I was going to leave for Ben.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Uh, there's no been here.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He just gave me this number and he said it's fine.
You can just leave a message with them and they'll
pass it on to him. I can.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
It doesn't sound you know, wants some message missus. He's
got a few movies that are outstanding. He hasn't returned.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
Ah, yeah, I can take that message.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
So he's just got some late fees on grinding Nemo
and also he's two weeks late on et the extra tisticle.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Okay, I'll let no.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
And there's one more okay.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah he rented out shaving Ryan's privates.
Speaker 15 (15:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, so if he calls, can you just pass on
that there's some late fees. Okay, no, prom Thanks Lindall.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
You have a wonderful day. Here's fine, one done, Blundell.
She looks like she's going to take the message, Ben,
welcome back in welcome back.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
What I love about that is I sit there in
the soundproof booth. I can't hear anything, but what I
just see is the bigg smile on your face as
I come back in to see you laughing away about
here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So you got a message to click from Lyndall, and
she happily took the message. The reception we've received from
this reception outstanding. Now time for you to click the
message see if we can close this deal.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
This is this is Ben.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
It's just a bad John. I has just left a
message apparently with Lyndall for me.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I honestly don't know what it is.
Speaker 14 (16:41):
There's just some outstanding videos.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Well I don't know the titles, but I'm scared to
ask her.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
So yeah, okay, so what was it?
Speaker 10 (16:56):
Grinding name.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Bryan and then an et.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
One et the statistical You can't say that you're a professional.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
I'm so sorry you've been dragged into this on radio
with us.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
As Jonaan been here.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
We play a game called the Reception Reception where we
test to see receptionists will take messages for us.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Thank you so much. You've been a superstar.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Ben podcast for someone to well, someone slidd into Megan's
TMS with a little bit of help need it TM Megan,
something you can do from time to time if you
want any advice, so we can put it out to
the It's fun and they are great.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
You listening a.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Medical advice though, don't don't come at us.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I got a weird of love growing on my thigh
or something like that where you probably do need to
seek professional assistance.
Speaker 8 (17:51):
We would be worse than Google. Don't google it, don't
come to.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Us, but definitely try and pop it if you do
have a weird love all right, So this is.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
The DM that we need your help with. Wondering if
you could help me. I've been with my girlfriend for
over a year now, and everything seems to be running
smoothly since we've known each other. Excuse me, She's always
been wearing this love heart necklace that I never really
took note of until it recently came up that it
was a present from her ex partner for their three
(18:19):
year anniversary. I was in a bit of shock when
she told me this and asked why she was still
wearing it. To what she said, I like the look
of it. Do you think this is weird? And do
I have that right to ask her not to wear it? Now,
every time I look at her, I think about her ex.
Do you think she's holding onto feelings by wearing it?
Would love some advice.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
I love heart love heart shape too just makes me
feel a little bit weird about.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
But there's a bonus. You don't have to buy that jewelry.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
The jewelry's paid for if you can let go of
the emotional attachment from the previous relationship. I mean, it's
not as personal as like a ring or as Stilla's
ear rings.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's kind of sitting in the in the middle, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
When it comes to what's the close mouthciss of the
jewelry game, thelas do you have?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Do you have jewelry from another partner?
Speaker 5 (19:09):
I do.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
I've actually still got my engagement and wedding ring from
my previous relationship. I don't wear them because it's probably
not my vibe now, but I honestly if I wore it,
I don't think my husband would care. But I've also
got a necklace that was given to me by my ex.
It's not a love heart. It's actually a razor blade.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
But it speaks volumes.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
It's like a Karen Walker rais. But I still wear that,
and I would still wear that, and he doesn't. It's
just jewlery, I.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Know, but something, just something about jewelry.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
I don't know how cool I've been in this really,
I don't know, like i'd be probably would I say anything, no,
but but just.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Obviously just thinks it's pretty like she's she's with you.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Why don't you take it down to the bloody dude
with the gold gold tooth in the in there in
that shop.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Exchange it. Then you can go and buy something that
you've chosen, you know, go to the gold house.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
It's great that play. She likes it. Though she's just
a piece of jewelry.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
She's becoming from her point of view that maybe there
is no emotional connection. But I also get it from
his point of view that maybe like this feels a
bit weird, off putting.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I have never really questioned the origin of any of
Jan's previous jewel I don't know. I don't know, but
I'm just like, maybe I didn't have to pay for it.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
But a love heart feels like a very heart feels
like an extra step.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Okay, here's a question that like a bracelet or something.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And you've married a defaul Say, okay, you've moved into
the house a month into the relationship.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
She's like, oh, by the way, this is the house
that me and my ex had together. Are you making
her throw the house out?
Speaker 8 (20:55):
No, but it's not See also, if I again, i'd
have to get rid of like all my jewelry or car.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
You know, he's sitting in the passenger seeing the carsh So,
by the way, may export me this car? Do you
make you to sell it?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
But a jewelry, A love heart jewelry feels a little
different than that.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Trying to come up with a scenario that makes no
sense to what we're talking.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
About, right, it would be one of his possessions. Yeah, okay,
Andrew the hat's fourth raighth seven. Maybe this has happened
to you.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Maybe you have some advice for today Today's Meghan A
guy coming for your advice today.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
So, yeah, the love heart necklace from the ex partner?
Does he have the right to say don't wear it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
The Heads that johnaan Ben podcast Megan.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
In the middle of today's The DM Meghan, someone has
slid into Meghan's d MS with an interesting dilemma.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
It is so this guy has been with his partner
for a while and he has just noticed that she's
wearing a hot necklace from a previous relationship that was
given to her on the three year anniversary. She likes it,
so I has significance and he wants to know can
he ask her to not wear it because he thinks
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it's weird?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
You've got a lovely heart necklace on today? Who bought
you that?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
This is?
Speaker 8 (22:10):
This was from one of my friends when she asked
me to be her bridesmaid.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh that's a lovely touch. Yeah, so Andrew wouldn't make
you throw that out? No, no, Ben, you got any
jewelry on. We talked about your nipple rings.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Over the week. Jewelry. I used to have a lot
more jewelry back in the day, but mockable stuff. So
nipple rings no for a raining purposes.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
He said his nipples done before.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
A couple of times, but only for twenty four hours.
Sort of.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Into an interview where he was promoting his television program
to the yach your old radio station. You used to
work there, and he just thought he's going for a
stock stead.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
An interview.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
And he's wrapped by a strong man Malik's wax and
what just went on?
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I just wanted to see my shows.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
One old couple of minutes away.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
How long did you keep that ringing for?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
I took it out there? That really hurts taking it out.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Oh yeah, it's a tender part. Ah yeah yeah. Anyway,
let's go to CAJ. How are you, Caj? You got
your nipples done? Baby? Oh no way, painful stuff, Caj.
Al Right, this Nicholas, it's been given by a nick.
She's still wearing it. What are you doing.
Speaker 14 (23:20):
I would probably just go out and buy by me
and say it's for my ex and just make because
just kind of say that she's doing it, And to
be honest with you, I'll just head her up and
just say I don't like you're wearing it.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I love how you're like.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I would invest in a Nicholas, but I'm going to
give it to her to Mela.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
From it's from the Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
Great way to bring it up. I don't like that. Well,
I don't like yours.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
I like your style, hockeyut some Helpizza, caj I love
you call this morning mate, Angela.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
You're welcome to DM Megan this morning.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Okay, guys, getting a little anxious about his girlfriend as
partner wearing jewelry from her ex.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
What do you say about this?
Speaker 14 (24:07):
I can just go buy something she'll like to wear.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Yeah, and that is a common thing coming through on
the text machine. Buy her something new, did you like more?
Get some diamonds in there.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
I mean to her, honestly, it's just a neckclip. But
if it means that much to him, just buy something
to replace it.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
I don't know about you, but I have favorites that
I roll until I get like something better, and then
I roll that for a while. Yeah, so buy her
something better, You're right.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And also a lot of the text here he doesn't
have the right to tell her to take it off,
but he does have the right he can go and
buy a new piece of jewelry too. That seems to
be a common thing. I totally get it. I'm a
self confessed magpie.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I love jewelry.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
However, it's common for me to feel uncomfortable around personal jewelry.
This jewelry expert says, So there we go, go and
buy a new piece.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
That seems to be the consensus. Are going by yourself
a piece of jewelry.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
As well?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
This before there was the big presidential debate happening a Friday,
New Zealan time over the weekend. Donald Trump Joe Biden
both want to be president come November.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
It's still four months away the election.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Four months of this content in the presidential debate sort
of sort of resembled two bickering residents from the retirement village,
like I was sitting in a rhyme and.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
They've never really got along there, But nig it was, Yeah,
it was a fascinating but also scary at the same time.
One of my favorite bits, if I can say that,
was when they were both both boasting about how good
their golf games.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
I have listened to this.
Speaker 16 (25:39):
He told me before, I'm happy to play golf. If
you carry your on bag, I think you can do it.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
That's the biggest lie.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
He's a six handicap of all.
Speaker 16 (25:48):
I was eight handicap. Now I've seen you. I know
your swing.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Let's not act like children the golfer. Maybe that's how
they consider that round the golf who becomes president.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I'm still willing golf tournaments.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Golf tournaments, not even a senior one, a normal golf
tournament that takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
The most privileged old white man conversations.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Again, No, it seemed like people that watched people that
the end, that did in depth analysis on it, they
Trump lied a lot of it, That's what they thought.
A lot of people saying he lied through most of it.
And then Biden just lost his way. I mean there
were sort of answers like this from Joe Biden.
Speaker 16 (26:37):
Eligible for what I've been able to do with the
with the COVID, I could be with dealing with everything
we have to do with what if we finally beat medicare.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
The States.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
But even Donald Trump, this was his response after Biden
and kind of lost his way President Trump.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
I don't think he knows what he said either.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
With Trump, I don't know what he's I know.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
So it's a bit of a worry for you know,
for those that support Joe Biden. Right, But no, it
didn't quite seem you don't want to be ages. You know,
it's great that he studies old. I know it is
being ages, but he's too old.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
You've got a convicted lying felon or a guy who
doesn't know what day it is.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
You can't even like say that he's lying because he
doesn't know what he's saying.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
I know, there we go scary times.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
It's scary times, and I know, you know we're in
New Zealand a long way away, but that's yeah, big
big things in the world going on.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
You never you never want to be doing this between words.
Red flags.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
As soon as you start making groaning noises in between
long gaps of words that you're trying to come up.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
With, the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Taylor Swift was and that you saw in the UK
and Europe the errors talking to news.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
On Yeah, just sitting popped up on their old Instagram here,
so I'll just read some stuff I've found on the internet.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Radio is basically just regurgitating the internet.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
We talked the internet for you.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
That's radio when you can't be bothered reading.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Taylor Swift has donated enough money to cover the food
bills for an entire year across eleven food banks and
eight community pantries in Liverpool, where obviously she's been per
forming in the UK. She's done this for every single
city she's toured in the UK. Wow, without without that's
not her posting that either.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
That's just a humble brash.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Isn't that story being like just donating to the food banks?
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Just some of a guy who works for one of
the food banks. Just so you know this is happening.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
She's a billionaire too, right, you know, Travis Kelsey, what
would he do?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Okay, Taylor still party in West Hollywood was Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
And he's doing right from something. Tell you what.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
I've got a bit of a moral dilember going on
home we're not really a moral deliverer, just a bit
of a dilemma.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
So there's a pair of ladies underwear that have turned
a tuned up at home.
Speaker 9 (29:01):
Now, this is the thing that I live in a
house of three females with family to stay, that people
come over. But all of a sudden, the questions start
arising to me, like, oh, do you know where these
came from?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
No, I might be on the wall and bras and
things of a list of the band.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Customers, but no, But I feel like I have to
justify that I've got no. I'm like, no, I don't,
And they're like, well, who's are they? Then I'm like,
I don't know, but why.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
You're asking me about describe the un.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
They're kind of black, They're not like frillly lacey.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Yeah, they seem like a well I haven't tried them
on or anything. They seem, you know, more on an
adult size than.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
The kid's side.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
No patterns or anything.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
No, They're just kind of like standard sort of And
I've been like, well, my wife's mice is not not hers,
and then I'm like, well, must be family.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
I'm like, I don't know. When we get into this
debate of who it's not me? They found, they came
through washing, they got what they came. Don't suck. I
know what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Who did the load of washing?
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Well I might if I put them in attention to go.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, why can't I know what he's saying? This is
why can't the household just be happy? We've scored a free.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
Period wearing someone else's.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
What do I do them now? Like we're sort of
put them like towards the front door of the case.
Someone's going to come around, and.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
You know, but have you gone through everyone who might
have been there, who could have had the Undea?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Well, I think so.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Like it's I feel like, would I back you one
hundred percent here, buddy?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
But if this was a court of law and I
was the prosecuting lawyer, I would be looking at your
past indiscrepancies with women's underwear. Now, if we just look
at you a street, okay, evidence your neighbors. He somehow
ended up with his neighbors underpants in his position now
he blames the dog for peeling.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Did you or did you not been? Boys? Have my
underwear at your house at once?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
And also, let's not forget growing up.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
He was very attached to his mother's saucy negliger as well,
feeling petticoat right.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
So I think it is a pointing somewhere Anyway, I don't.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Feel like I justify myself that.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
I don't think that would work in the courts.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Not stop it court stop for good.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Like I can't even look at my whole life. I
can't even think of one time I've ended up with
the strangers underpits.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
In my position, I.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Came in from moral support. It's not working to.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That John wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
It feels that the Internet is always full of outrage,
and so we'd like to play a little game where
we find some stories on the Internet and then the
other ones and the show have to work out why.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
The Internet could be outraged.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And it doesn't know much for the Internet to get outrage.
And we think of such a wide catchment of people
and morals, isn't it the Internet? And if you even
just have a couple of people, that's enough for an
outrage article.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Sometimes they're like, oh, there's outrage.
Speaker 9 (32:04):
You look at the comments. Three people were raged out
of thousands, But anyway, it's enough for an article.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
The news sites love backlash over this, don't they They
love a backlash headline. Well, there's been some backlash and
outrage over sharks just swimming in the water.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Now you need to try and figure out what the
outrage would be.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Sharks in the water. So, okay, they took close to
humans like they're coming to Sure, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
They are on the shoreline, but it's not that they're
affecting the humans and they're swimming. I can read out
some comments from the article.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
I can't believe this. Just when you thought humans couldn't
get any lower.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
So something we've done.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Oh are you trying to capture the sharks or something?
Speaker 8 (32:46):
They're feeding them fish.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And they're eating something, they're reading something, I'll give you. Yep,
another clue here. I couldn't be any more scared of sharks,
and now this happened. Is another comment.
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Are they pouring beer in the water?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Oh, you get it. You're getting warm, getting warm.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Beer? Okay, Well, what's worse than beer? Like hard?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
What's worse than beer?
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Listen?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
How about sharks hopped up on cocaine? Expertise sharks may
be gobbling up bales of drugs which have been dumped
off the Florida coast by smugglers. Marine biologists went to
study the phenomenon. They conducted experiments and spotted a hammerhead
shark swimming into dumped packages and biting into them.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Wow, they when you look quite wired to begin with,
you don't really need sharks on cocaine, cocaine.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Beer, cocaine, beer, sharks on cocaine. That's starting to get outrage,
and I understand understandable.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Rate, especially with the sharks. About two or three days later,
someone tends.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
To drop a camera in there and see what suck wants.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
To encounter a shark after a three day cocaine bender.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
I'm going to say. I'm going to say, is a
couple on a fly in Germany. They've caused outrage.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
They were making out, the making out along.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Those lines, okay, yeah, smooching, smooching in the toilets, yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:11):
No she someone was sitting on someone's lap.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Well yeah, you pretty much bang on.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
So there's a Polish couple in their forties, unnamed at
the moment, but they caused outrage, and I think justifiably.
So they were performing SIXU acts on each other and
the plate and then they got asked to stop, and
they carried on they go, Yeah, under a blanket. I
hope it was under a blanket. I hope it was
courtesy blanket.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
Over the time, you've seen the blanket couple in New York.
They had a blanket over them, but you.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Can you can still see, you can see movement, but
a blanket sort of hiding a little bird. But yeah,
so yeah, they've caused a lot of outrage because they
got asked to stop and then they didn't stop. They
keep going, and then under the ending care they had
to call police when they landed for police to come
on and arrest them.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
But they're still going al.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Stamina, I imagine, because they're obviously in the heat of
the moment, like don't get me to stop now please,
But then when it's all over and done with, the
shame of just sitting.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
There, yeah, yeah, away and that's outrage on.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
The internet overnight, the hits that jonavan Ben podcast week
in the.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
Big Glastonbury Music Festival was on every Levine. Schneia Twain
Coldplay were performing as well.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Over a couple of days.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
It looked pretty epic and Coldplay a wonderful moment where
they brought out Michael J.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Fox to play guitar with them.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
It was a huge totally rocks.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
With his chuck Berry riff and the way he.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
Touched fi ladies and gentleman. He's welcomed Michael GIF Fox
and then he came.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Out the smoke Fox play guitar, the guitar, reading on
the electric guitar as well. So pretty pretty awesome moment
because he doesn't, you know, it's obviously struggling with his
Parkinson's disease, so yeah, it was to be able to
play guitar. It was in a wheelchair, but yeah, just
a beautiful, beautiful moment over the weekends.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
I got to love Michael J.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
Fox, don't you.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
And you gotta love cold Play too. Nicest guys and
nicest lest, whitest guys.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
You're going to go see them? A.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
I definitely am nice guys white, not that white make
seems like I'm a I was meaning anyway, it sound
really racist?
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Isn't that.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Them? Before? It was an amazing concept.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Of the bands.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
Yeah, they lot of bands and they have all.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
The things that you're going to imagine with a big
concert with piratech looks and yeah, all sorts.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
Of inflatable balls that glow up and all sorts of awesome.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah, it's most importantly their wife.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
It's not important.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I don't know why, don't know what is important to
get into the bottom of this issue. Now, Liam, who
works in the office, he mentioned something the other day.
Speaker 17 (37:05):
He was standing in the shower and he was thinking
to himself, how does the shower work? Now, on the surface,
that seems like a mockable question, but he was drilling
down on the heat. So the heat is the water
hot and then the cold water cools it down to
a temperature that you're suitable with, or is the water
(37:26):
cold and there's some sort of high pace.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Heating system that warms it up.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Now, this is a game called we're not allowed to
google because there's an easy solution to find this answer.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
We need to check it out to the people. And
what do you think? I'm thinking it's hot and it
gets cooled down, like it's just sitting in a boiling.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Oh, like it's already.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
To be honest, I didn't give much thought, but yeah,
now you bring it up, I'm like, how does it work?
Speaker 8 (37:51):
But when the power goes out, you don't have hot water, right,
so something's heating it.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
True, you don't have like a little like, oh I
can have a couple of minutes of hot water.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Yeah, but it is unfair that it takes ages for
it to get hot and then it's cold in an instant.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, this is what was thrown out to the fine
people of New Zealand this morning. Are you on the
plumbing game or maybe you just know the basic workings
of how a shower operates. Is it hot and cool
down or is it cool down and heat it up?
Speaker 7 (38:20):
And at what point does it get heated up? If
that's the stage, you can make.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
It a little bit colder, You're like, oh it's too hot,
just a little bit colder, so do you just let
more cold in?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Or like that's very okay, Okay, Sometimes you're on that note,
do you know, like when you go to a shower
and you're just on that nice edge of either antarctic
cold or hell fire hell fire hot, you know there's
just a teetering on the balance there.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
Or when someone's running out of hot water too, like
my mum's placed up north, you're like, it'll get warm,
and it never gets warm, it just gets colder.
Speaker 13 (38:55):
That jonaan Ben podcast deep into a shower debate here,
How does the shower, you work the.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Functions the back end. Is the water hot and we
call it down? Or is the water cold and we
warm it up? And when I allowed to google. That's
the only rule with this phone topic.
Speaker 9 (39:10):
We're imagining as we talk about this without googling. That's
different if you're on gas or if you've got like
a heated electricity system.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Now, keV, you've phoned through. Good morning, keV, it's great.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Heavy on the show morning.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
How are you in the plumbing game, keV?
Speaker 15 (39:25):
I've been doing draining for a long time.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Knows what he's talking about. Okay, well, what side of
the argument to be on here?
Speaker 15 (39:31):
So the answer is both really, Like, you've got your
hot water cylinder which stores all your hot water, and
in behind the shower that you go hot or cold
is a mixer which allows enough hot water in and
enough cold water in to make it the right temperature.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
But then you said it works both ways.
Speaker 15 (39:49):
It works both ways. Yeah, So you've got hot water
stored in your hot water cylinder which stay stays heated
through the element in the cylinder. And then you yeah,
like I said, there's a mixer in behind the shower
and just fi else you two adjusted to what you
will how much hot what do you want coming through
the through the pot, and how much cold water you
won't coming through the other pot.
Speaker 8 (40:06):
So what happens if you're on gas and you don't
have a big thing.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
Like that, Well, I guess, I guess water instantly, so
eat the water as it goes through.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
So that's that's just a whole bitch of cold water
that's getting warmed up. I see we do. Kivin's like,
you guys are morons.
Speaker 15 (40:28):
I hate the ring up. When I heard you.
Speaker 8 (40:31):
Make the thing behind our shower, that's like a little before.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
We're gonna help you out with some heal pizza.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
We are, we are we idiots, kid are We're coming
across like Emslude and.
Speaker 15 (40:41):
Siles right now we first watch my first thought.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
But it's a nice guy.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
It's in this conversation. Never happened, all right, Given you
have a great week, we're gonna hold you up and
hew pizza.
Speaker 15 (40:54):
Okay, thanks MANE.
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Appreciate you coming to our risk. You will never do
that again.
With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to del Mark
making the world a better Tea.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Friday Night Marsdiki evening ended up in tears of laughter popping.
My daughter had her friend over there having a sleepover,
and they pulled out from the attic her old Barbie dolls. Okay,
it's in a big container.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
There's a bit of a role play going on.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
And I don't know how many how many companies would
come into illegally for this, but they had created a
it was like a Jerry Springer style chat show called
The Bardashians.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
DA and are you involved in any of this? I
just watching.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was just watching and secretly record illicit recordings and
but they very high concept stuff. They kind of took
on the persona of three rednecks who had come onto
this chat show and again for copyright purposes, not Ken
w Rend found himself in a bit of a love
tryst between now haven't listened to The Bardashians.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Well, I just want to say that Rend kissed me.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Okay, that is a love and yet it shut your
mouth or I'm gonna kick you out of me. Okay,
nobody for your yes, you did you pay me to
do this?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I'm gonna pay you. Okay, So Ray, what do you
have to say about the situation?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I think that journey and we get along a.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Wow, rubble again, changing sent on a blacker. I'm trying
to help you, n I don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I think the way they all so, how old are they?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm like this a sort of some sloppy pearance.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Yeah, that very advice.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, relationship, very trailer park opportunity to being cooled.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
In the accent is really something. Yeah, like things the
way they are.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Well laughing, we can all get along with hair.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Fairly invested in those characters.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
How we ended up there, But I blame the internet.
Nothing to do with my period.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
The hits That Jonavan Ben podcast.
Speaker 9 (02:21):
That's the Big Music Festival was on over the weekend.
A wonderful moment on stage with Coldplay when they brought
out Michael J. Fox, who played guitar with them.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Hug just totally rocks.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
With his chuck Berry riff and the way he punched fifth.
Speaker 10 (02:40):
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Michael jaf Fox.
Speaker 9 (02:47):
Very cool, of course, Michael jack Michael Jackson, Michael J.
Fox struggling with Parkinson's was in a wheelchair, but amazing,
amazing moment would.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Have been more amazing they brought out Michael Jackson Beach.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Would be some get.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
The beginning that I love it sounds like you're at
a children's show when you singing.
Speaker 11 (03:07):
Hug just totally rocks with the crowd, like they're like,
what's this song?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Isn't weird?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
And He's like, oh, Michael, he Now a.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Bit of a bit of a dilemma social dilima here, questioners,
would you rather be with a dead broke person?
Speaker 9 (03:28):
Okay, so Taylor, they're not dead, They're not Michael, someone
who's got no money.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Broke person who really loves you, okay, loves you unconditionally.
Or option B B with a billionaire who you know
cheats on you.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
What option are you taking?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Taylor?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Well, you know the.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Right answer, right, Like everyone's everyone's thinking what the ethical answer?
Speaker 8 (03:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I would love you to chimen to eight hundred the
hits on this one.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
But like a billion dollars is a billion dollars?
Speaker 9 (04:05):
What are my circumstances? That's what I want to know.
Do I love either of them or not? You're genuinely
either way. I'm in my financial situation like I got
a billionaire.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Okay, Okay, you're right right, Like I can, I can
help old mate is broke or not.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
It's not just your scenario.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Now, well, become a bony contingent because you're paying for
old maid. Yeah, and at least at.
Speaker 12 (04:32):
Least they love me when it's a billionaire old just
to be okay charismatic, let's say said good looking, it's
cheats on you.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
It's the billionaires. Better looking.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Makes a seventeenth child. Okay, well you're married to tel Musk.
What are you doing, Megan?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
I might surprise you, and I'd say I'd go for
true love because because I think we all had the
opportunity to do that. Really, like in real life, a billionaire, No,
you have the chance to hook up with a rich person.
You don't really care baireionaires. But you can go out
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there and read people. You can go out there and
find rich people and try and hold them billion dollars.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
This isn't even million stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Your house in awkward. You could buy all of Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
But he's cheating on you. But here the day you
can cheat on him.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
You could cheat on him exactly.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
And I just feel like you're just gonna say the
poor guy is not going to cheat on you, say,
if you're in a good, heavy relationship, he's not going
to be a billionaire. Eventually, he won't.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
It's very rare.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
So we've got too clear camps here. We've got true
love and we've got Taylor who's like money speaks volumes.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Okay, okay, I love both your love both the thoughts.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Okay, and divorce them and take half.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Yea three three years. We're going to say three years
you got to be together?
Speaker 13 (06:02):
You didn't say Thats the Jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Very interesting moral dilemma this morning.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
We keep going around in circles in the studio about
this one.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Would you rather be with a broke person who really
loves you, they would do that, They're all for you,
or be with a billionaire who constantly cheats on you?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
You're low love with Yeah, you love them both.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
You're in love, deeply in love, madly in love.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I'm also like a lot of questions on what stage
my life, on my how am I feeling?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You know, right now, right now, right now?
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Refusing to answer the question, it sounds like you're going
with the billionaire look of us.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
You know, twenties and I'm like, get me a sugar daddy,
and you're like, yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Now you're in your forties. Okay, you've got a family.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
It's weird either way. Family would understand. I'm like, I'm
going to get some money from the billionaire.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
But everyone's saying that on the text machine, like marry him,
be with the billionaire, have like a pool boy or
something on the side, cheat on him back, get divorced,
take half the money that they is, Like John, I said,
he's a billionaire.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
He's got a.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Iron clad prenut. You're probably not getting anything. So imagine
when the relationship ends is the end of the money.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
So you've got you got good money while you're with them.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, you're having a great run, a great through for
you all the poor the poor person then you know that, Yeah,
so you're going to the poor why?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah, I love you, I love you, unconditioning. Shut up.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
You made it sound like something.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
It's a little patronizing.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Amazing that one person can really love someone and they
really love them back. Like that's quite precious.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Really, it's nice. Is it worth a million dollars? Well
that's a question right now?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Is that Amanda? What are you doing What are you
doing with this complex scenario?
Speaker 14 (07:42):
Yeah, so that's pretty complex. I will probably married a
billionaire and seeing he's he's cheating on you like crazy,
I don't do the same and cheat on him and
go with the guy that loves you and just love
two separate lives you have you'll be through me.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Just the tree is very shallow existence. But you've got money,
but you don't. You don't walk out with money though,
that's the only thing.
Speaker 14 (08:07):
I kind of yeah, I don't really see, no, but
you're living a good life for I don't know. You
can stay with the sugar dirty for a long time.
You can just pop them a few sleeping.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
A little bit of't worried, Murdoch, Georgia, you're on welcome.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Are you staying with the poor person who really loves
you're a billionaire who cheats on you.
Speaker 14 (08:43):
Definitely going with the billionaires marrying them and then leaving
them to go with the poor person.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Ah, so while you're being cheated on, you find love
with the get.
Speaker 14 (08:55):
The money, and then make the poor person well.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Definitely riches any sleeping pills in your example.
Speaker 14 (09:02):
Potentially.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Because if he's got an iron clad prenup and divorce,
you don't get anything. What happens if he dies?
Speaker 7 (09:10):
You get it?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (09:11):
If I didn't get anything, I'm definitely exposed and people
will know him.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah right, Okay, this is second quite the dark turn,
but there we go. Kelly goes come on from christ here,
says she has the perfect answer.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
What are you doing? Kel Good morning morning.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So I'm thinking about this dilemma, and it's like, well,
you know, you can make things really good for all
of us.
Speaker 15 (09:32):
So you'd marry the billionaire.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And you know, sort of hang out for a little
while and obviously till time past, and then you divorce
them and then go back to the one that you love.
Oh so you've got you've gathered some cash while you've
been with the billionaire, and then you go back and
you're like, hey, look I've got some savings.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Oh yes, So yeah, if you're not getting anything in
the divorce, just siphon it off while you're with him.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Moving started business producer Taylor saying, while you're in there,
like an active, weird business or something.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah, what was that movie?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It was? Now it's me vaguely describing movies. Was a
decent proposal, same thing the movie.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Lead Dollars for a Night with your Yeah, was.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
There anyone that said they choose the poor person?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
The only in this country.
Speaker 13 (10:29):
Just marry a musicians that Joan Ben podcast.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
I had a Martiniqui event and it was beautiful. It
was really sweet at my at my kids childcare.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Did they put it? They invited all the families?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Right, yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
What did what did you do? What do they what
do they lay on?
Speaker 8 (10:47):
There was lots of lights and stars. There was a
little photo booth. We did like marshmallows roasting over a
fire because sung some witer. It was beautiful, but everyone
was required had to bring a plate from each class.
And that's fine, but it fills me with panic because
I'm like, what if my plan? What if no one
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eats from my plate? Like what if everyone's like yuck?
But then there's also the pressure that you don't want
it to be too unhealthy.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Because sprinkle it on a paper plan no nuts.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
As well alergies, special age.
Speaker 8 (11:24):
So I went with baking because I was like, you know,
I mean it's pretty unhealthy. I was like, caramel slice,
it will get eatene fine, easy, I can make it
and advance doesn't have to be done on the day
got there and there was some geniuses just bought like pizzas.
I was like, amazing, great place some people have was
a KFC bucket. Everyone was hovering the KFCA bucket. I
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was like, genius for the people that don't have time.
But here's my and this also is genius because they
were going along the lines of healthy. I don't know
how easy it is to eat, but someone had put
an a bowl of peas and corn.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Oh who ain't there now?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Beat the poor bowl of peas and corn dried or
cooked or that one's cut just like a big old
steamed up bowl of Yeah, I mean nice.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
But what do you do like just a spoonful?
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I don't I don't think there was a spoon Maybe.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Dip your make yourself feel better.
Speaker 8 (12:21):
It's not an ideal finger food.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I mean the the only person to join there is
being boised.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Yeah, you'd love again where the kids didn't do this once?
Because I know people just it's great. They'll buy chips
or chocolate or bus gets and I'm like, let's turn
the time. Let's get something in the something. They're like,
no one's going to eat.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
They sticks celery sticks for there.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You guys, you're not other people.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
It's not the first thing that kids gravitate towards.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
I get that you were going to be my litmus
tiss you too, because like you're not famous for what's that?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Man?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Yeah you're.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Calary.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
What would you take?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'm a cheese you know, cheesel Yeah, no, not cheesels.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But as I told you before, every time I'm invited
to one of those, it's like, can you bring the
cheeseboard my cheeseboards?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Just a block of cheese with some crackers, fill your boots.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
You're not putting grape, You're putting carrots.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
To the boarders.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Anyway, we'll get about.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The heads that Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
It's great, isn't it great? Long weekend?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I loved Martini And actually the nice crisp Coolira is refreshing,
isn't it?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Loveing like a winter's night here in New Zealand?
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Now I thought it was a joke, so cheeky, weird,
nothing like the crisp Coolier.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
It was weird as a weird rend, weird tangent. Yeah,
just trying to be more genuine, you.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Know, because no one expected this is weird.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
It's weird. It's weird for us.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Okay, sorry, now that's going to make this weird. That's
the concept of you leaving a message for me, right.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Yeah, we haven't done this in a while.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
This is a game we used to play megans A
called Reception Reception with so we'd phone businesses reception to
see if they would then take a message for us
and then pass on the message to you.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Because but we don't have anyone that can take a
message for us. So it's like, take this down, take
this message. Very complex, very complex. So Bean's going to
be Ben is not gonna know what the message is.
So we'll send Ben outside. You can go into the
other room maker the soundproof booth. We won't be able
to hear anything, and we'll go through to hopefully this
business's reception here.
Speaker 14 (14:53):
Hi, Lindall, how are you hid?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Just Jonathan calling from Video Easy. I was just had
a message that I was going to leave for Ben.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Uh, there's no been here.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He just gave me this number and he said it's fine.
You can just leave a message with them and they'll
pass it on to him. I can.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
It doesn't sound you know, wants some message missus. He's
got a few movies that are outstanding. He hasn't returned.
Speaker 14 (15:17):
Ah, yeah, I can take that message.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
So he's just got some late fees on grinding Nemo
and also he's two weeks late on et the extra tisticle.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Okay, I'll let no.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
And there's one more okay.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah he rented out shaving Ryan's privates.
Speaker 15 (15:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, so if he calls, can you just pass on
that there's some late fees. Okay, no, prom Thanks Lindall.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
You have a wonderful day. Here's fine, one done, Blundell.
She looks like she's going to take the message, Ben,
welcome back in welcome back.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
What I love about that is I sit there in
the soundproof booth. I can't hear anything, but what I
just see is the bigg smile on your face as
I come back in to see you laughing away about
here we go.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So you got a message to click from Lyndall, and
she happily took the message. The reception we've received from
this reception outstanding. Now time for you to click the
message see if we can close this deal.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
This is this is Ben.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
It's just a bad John. I has just left a
message apparently with Lyndall for me.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I honestly don't know what it is.
Speaker 14 (16:41):
There's just some outstanding videos.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Well I don't know the titles, but I'm scared to
ask her.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
So yeah, okay, so what was it?
Speaker 10 (16:56):
Grinding name.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Bryan and then an et.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
One et the statistical You can't say that you're a professional.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
I'm so sorry you've been dragged into this on radio
with us.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
As Jonaan been here.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
We play a game called the Reception Reception where we
test to see receptionists will take messages for us.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Thank you so much. You've been a superstar.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Ben podcast for someone to well, someone slidd into Megan's
TMS with a little bit of help need it TM Megan,
something you can do from time to time if you
want any advice, so we can put it out to
the It's fun and they are great.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
You listening a.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Medical advice though, don't don't come at us.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I got a weird of love growing on my thigh
or something like that where you probably do need to
seek professional assistance.
Speaker 8 (17:51):
We would be worse than Google. Don't google it, don't
come to.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Us, but definitely try and pop it if you do
have a weird love all right, So this is.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
The DM that we need your help with. Wondering if
you could help me. I've been with my girlfriend for
over a year now, and everything seems to be running
smoothly since we've known each other. Excuse me, She's always
been wearing this love heart necklace that I never really
took note of until it recently came up that it
was a present from her ex partner for their three
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year anniversary. I was in a bit of shock when
she told me this and asked why she was still
wearing it. To what she said, I like the look
of it. Do you think this is weird? And do
I have that right to ask her not to wear it? Now,
every time I look at her, I think about her ex.
Do you think she's holding onto feelings by wearing it?
Would love some advice.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
I love heart love heart shape too just makes me
feel a little bit weird about.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
But there's a bonus. You don't have to buy that jewelry.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
The jewelry's paid for if you can let go of
the emotional attachment from the previous relationship. I mean, it's
not as personal as like a ring or as Stilla's
ear rings.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's kind of sitting in the in the middle, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
When it comes to what's the close mouthciss of the
jewelry game, thelas do you have?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Do you have jewelry from another partner?
Speaker 5 (19:09):
I do.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
I've actually still got my engagement and wedding ring from
my previous relationship. I don't wear them because it's probably
not my vibe now, but I honestly if I wore it,
I don't think my husband would care. But I've also
got a necklace that was given to me by my ex.
It's not a love heart. It's actually a razor blade.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
But it speaks volumes.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
It's like a Karen Walker rais. But I still wear that,
and I would still wear that, and he doesn't. It's
just jewlery, I.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Know, but something, just something about jewelry.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
I don't know how cool I've been in this really,
I don't know, like i'd be probably would I say anything, no,
but but just.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Obviously just thinks it's pretty like she's she's with you.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Why don't you take it down to the bloody dude
with the gold gold tooth in the in there in
that shop.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Exchange it. Then you can go and buy something that
you've chosen, you know, go to the gold house.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
It's great that play. She likes it. Though she's just
a piece of jewelry.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
She's becoming from her point of view that maybe there
is no emotional connection. But I also get it from
his point of view that maybe like this feels a
bit weird, off putting.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I have never really questioned the origin of any of
Jan's previous jewel I don't know. I don't know, but
I'm just like, maybe I didn't have to pay for it.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
But a love heart feels like a very heart feels
like an extra step.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Okay, here's a question that like a bracelet or something.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And you've married a defaul Say, okay, you've moved into
the house a month into the relationship.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
She's like, oh, by the way, this is the house
that me and my ex had together. Are you making
her throw the house out?
Speaker 8 (20:55):
No, but it's not See also, if I again, i'd
have to get rid of like all my jewelry or car.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
You know, he's sitting in the passenger seeing the carsh So,
by the way, may export me this car? Do you
make you to sell it?
Speaker 7 (21:09):
But a jewelry, A love heart jewelry feels a little
different than that.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Trying to come up with a scenario that makes no
sense to what we're talking.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
About, right, it would be one of his possessions. Yeah, okay,
Andrew the hat's fourth raighth seven. Maybe this has happened
to you.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Maybe you have some advice for today Today's Meghan A
guy coming for your advice today.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
So, yeah, the love heart necklace from the ex partner?
Does he have the right to say don't wear it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
The Heads that johnaan Ben podcast Megan.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
In the middle of today's The DM Meghan, someone has
slid into Meghan's d MS with an interesting dilemma.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
It is so this guy has been with his partner
for a while and he has just noticed that she's
wearing a hot necklace from a previous relationship that was
given to her on the three year anniversary. She likes it,
so I has significance and he wants to know can
he ask her to not wear it because he thinks
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it's weird?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
You've got a lovely heart necklace on today? Who bought
you that?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
This is?
Speaker 8 (22:10):
This was from one of my friends when she asked
me to be her bridesmaid.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh that's a lovely touch. Yeah, so Andrew wouldn't make
you throw that out? No, no, Ben, you got any
jewelry on. We talked about your nipple rings.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Over the week. Jewelry. I used to have a lot
more jewelry back in the day, but mockable stuff. So
nipple rings no for a raining purposes.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
He said his nipples done before.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
A couple of times, but only for twenty four hours.
Sort of.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Into an interview where he was promoting his television program
to the yach your old radio station. You used to
work there, and he just thought he's going for a
stock stead.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
An interview.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
And he's wrapped by a strong man Malik's wax and
what just went on?
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I just wanted to see my shows.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
One old couple of minutes away.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
How long did you keep that ringing for?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
I took it out there? That really hurts taking it out.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Oh yeah, it's a tender part. Ah yeah yeah. Anyway,
let's go to CAJ. How are you, Caj? You got
your nipples done? Baby? Oh no way, painful stuff, Caj.
Al Right, this Nicholas, it's been given by a nick.
She's still wearing it. What are you doing.
Speaker 14 (23:20):
I would probably just go out and buy by me
and say it's for my ex and just make because
just kind of say that she's doing it, And to
be honest with you, I'll just head her up and
just say I don't like you're wearing it.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I love how you're like.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I would invest in a Nicholas, but I'm going to
give it to her to Mela.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
From it's from the Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
Great way to bring it up. I don't like that. Well,
I don't like yours.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
I like your style, hockeyut some Helpizza, caj I love
you call this morning mate, Angela.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
You're welcome to DM Megan this morning.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Okay, guys, getting a little anxious about his girlfriend as
partner wearing jewelry from her ex.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
What do you say about this?
Speaker 14 (24:07):
I can just go buy something she'll like to wear.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Yeah, and that is a common thing coming through on
the text machine. Buy her something new, did you like more?
Get some diamonds in there.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
I mean to her, honestly, it's just a neckclip. But
if it means that much to him, just buy something
to replace it.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
I don't know about you, but I have favorites that
I roll until I get like something better, and then
I roll that for a while. Yeah, so buy her
something better, You're right.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
And also a lot of the text here he doesn't
have the right to tell her to take it off,
but he does have the right he can go and
buy a new piece of jewelry too. That seems to
be a common thing. I totally get it. I'm a
self confessed magpie.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I love jewelry.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
However, it's common for me to feel uncomfortable around personal jewelry.
This jewelry expert says, So there we go, go and
buy a new piece.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
That seems to be the consensus. Are going by yourself
a piece of jewelry.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
As well?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
This before there was the big presidential debate happening a Friday,
New Zealan time over the weekend. Donald Trump Joe Biden
both want to be president come November.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
It's still four months away the election.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Four months of this content in the presidential debate sort
of sort of resembled two bickering residents from the retirement village,
like I was sitting in a rhyme and.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
They've never really got along there, But nig it was, Yeah,
it was a fascinating but also scary at the same time.
One of my favorite bits, if I can say that,
was when they were both both boasting about how good
their golf games.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
I have listened to this.
Speaker 16 (25:39):
He told me before, I'm happy to play golf. If
you carry your on bag, I think you can do it.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
That's the biggest lie.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
He's a six handicap of all.
Speaker 16 (25:48):
I was eight handicap. Now I've seen you. I know
your swing.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Let's not act like children the golfer. Maybe that's how
they consider that round the golf who becomes president.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I'm still willing golf tournaments.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Golf tournaments, not even a senior one, a normal golf
tournament that takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
The most privileged old white man conversations.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Again, No, it seemed like people that watched people that
the end, that did in depth analysis on it, they
Trump lied a lot of it, That's what they thought.
A lot of people saying he lied through most of it.
And then Biden just lost his way. I mean there
were sort of answers like this from Joe Biden.
Speaker 16 (26:37):
Eligible for what I've been able to do with the
with the COVID, I could be with dealing with everything
we have to do with what if we finally beat medicare.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
The States.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
But even Donald Trump, this was his response after Biden
and kind of lost his way President Trump.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
I really don't know what he said at the end
of this.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
I don't think he knows what he said either.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
With Trump, I don't know what he's I know.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
So it's a bit of a worry for you know,
for those that support Joe Biden. Right, But no, it
didn't quite seem you don't want to be ages. You know,
it's great that he studies old. I know it is
being ages, but he's too old.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
You've got a convicted lying felon or a guy who
doesn't know what day it is.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
You can't even like say that he's lying because he
doesn't know what he's saying.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
I know, there we go scary times.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
It's scary times, and I know, you know we're in
New Zealand a long way away, but that's yeah, big
big things in the world going on.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
You never you never want to be doing this between words.
Red flags.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
As soon as you start making groaning noises in between
long gaps of words that you're trying to come up.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
With, the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 7 (27:52):
Taylor Swift was and that you saw in the UK
and Europe the errors talking to news.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
On Yeah, just sitting popped up on their old Instagram here,
so I'll just read some stuff I've found on the internet.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Radio is basically just regurgitating the internet.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
We talked the internet for you.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
That's radio when you can't be bothered reading.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Taylor Swift has donated enough money to cover the food
bills for an entire year across eleven food banks and
eight community pantries in Liverpool, where obviously she's been per
forming in the UK. She's done this for every single
city she's toured in the UK. Wow, without without that's
not her posting that either.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
That's just a humble brash.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Isn't that story being like just donating to the food banks?
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Just some of a guy who works for one of
the food banks. Just so you know this is happening.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
She's a billionaire too, right, you know, Travis Kelsey, what
would he do?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Okay, Taylor still party in West Hollywood was Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
And he's doing right from something. Tell you what.
Speaker 9 (28:51):
I've got a bit of a moral dilember going on
home we're not really a moral deliverer, just a bit
of a dilemma.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
So there's a pair of ladies underwear that have turned
a tuned up at home.
Speaker 9 (29:01):
Now, this is the thing that I live in a
house of three females with family to stay, that people
come over. But all of a sudden, the questions start
arising to me, like, oh, do you know where these
came from?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
No, I might be on the wall and bras and
things of a list of the band.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Customers, but no, But I feel like I have to
justify that I've got no. I'm like, no, I don't,
And they're like, well, who's are they? Then I'm like,
I don't know, but why.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
You're asking me about describe the un.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
They're kind of black, They're not like frillly lacey.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Yeah, they seem like a well I haven't tried them
on or anything. They seem, you know, more on an
adult size than.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
The kid's side.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
No patterns or anything.
Speaker 9 (29:45):
No, They're just kind of like standard sort of And
I've been like, well, my wife's mice is not not hers,
and then I'm like, well, must be family.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
I'm like, I don't know. When we get into this
debate of who it's not me? They found, they came
through washing, they got what they came. Don't suck. I
know what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Who did the load of washing?
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Well I might if I put them in attention to go.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, why can't I know what he's saying? This is
why can't the household just be happy? We've scored a free.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
Period wearing someone else's.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
What do I do them now? Like we're sort of
put them like towards the front door of the case.
Someone's going to come around, and.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
You know, but have you gone through everyone who might
have been there, who could have had the Undea?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Well, I think so.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Like it's I feel like, would I back you one
hundred percent here, buddy?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
But if this was a court of law and I
was the prosecuting lawyer, I would be looking at your
past indiscrepancies with women's underwear. Now, if we just look
at you a street, okay, evidence your neighbors. He somehow
ended up with his neighbors underpants in his position now
he blames the dog for peeling.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Did you or did you not been? Boys? Have my
underwear at your house at once?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
And also, let's not forget growing up.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
He was very attached to his mother's saucy negliger as well,
feeling petticoat right.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
So I think it is a pointing somewhere Anyway, I don't.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Feel like I justify myself that.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
I don't think that would work in the courts.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Not stop it court stop for good.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Like I can't even look at my whole life. I
can't even think of one time I've ended up with
the strangers underpits.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
In my position, I.
Speaker 7 (31:35):
Came in from moral support. It's not working to.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That John wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
It feels that the Internet is always full of outrage,
and so we'd like to play a little game where
we find some stories on the Internet and then the
other ones and the show have to work out why.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
The Internet could be outraged.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And it doesn't know much for the Internet to get outrage.
And we think of such a wide catchment of people
and morals, isn't it the Internet? And if you even
just have a couple of people, that's enough for an
outrage article.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Sometimes they're like, oh, there's outrage.
Speaker 9 (32:04):
You look at the comments. Three people were raged out
of thousands, But anyway, it's enough for an article.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
The news sites love backlash over this, don't they They
love a backlash headline. Well, there's been some backlash and
outrage over sharks just swimming in the water.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Now you need to try and figure out what the
outrage would be.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Sharks in the water. So, okay, they took close to
humans like they're coming to Sure, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
They are on the shoreline, but it's not that they're
affecting the humans and they're swimming. I can read out
some comments from the article.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
I can't believe this. Just when you thought humans couldn't
get any lower.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
So something we've done.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Oh are you trying to capture the sharks or something?
Speaker 8 (32:46):
They're feeding them fish.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And they're eating something, they're reading something, I'll give you. Yep,
another clue here. I couldn't be any more scared of sharks,
and now this happened. Is another comment.
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Are they pouring beer in the water?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Oh, you get it. You're getting warm, getting warm.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Beer? Okay, Well, what's worse than beer? Like hard?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
What's worse than beer?
Speaker 7 (33:13):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Listen?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
How about sharks hopped up on cocaine? Expertise sharks may
be gobbling up bales of drugs which have been dumped
off the Florida coast by smugglers. Marine biologists went to
study the phenomenon. They conducted experiments and spotted a hammerhead
shark swimming into dumped packages and biting into them.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Wow, they when you look quite wired to begin with,
you don't really need sharks on cocaine, cocaine.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Beer, cocaine, beer, sharks on cocaine. That's starting to get outrage,
and I understand understandable.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Rate, especially with the sharks. About two or three days later,
someone tends.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
To drop a camera in there and see what suck wants.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
To encounter a shark after a three day cocaine bender.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
I'm going to say. I'm going to say, is a
couple on a fly in Germany. They've caused outrage.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
They were making out, the making out along.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Those lines, okay, yeah, smooching, smooching in the toilets, yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:11):
No she someone was sitting on someone's lap.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
Well yeah, you pretty much bang on.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
So there's a Polish couple in their forties, unnamed at
the moment, but they caused outrage, and I think justifiably.
So they were performing SIXU acts on each other and
the plate and then they got asked to stop, and
they carried on they go, Yeah, under a blanket. I
hope it was under a blanket. I hope it was
courtesy blanket.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
Over the time, you've seen the blanket couple in New York.
They had a blanket over them, but you.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Can you can still see, you can see movement, but
a blanket sort of hiding a little bird. But yeah,
so yeah, they've caused a lot of outrage because they
got asked to stop and then they didn't stop. They
keep going, and then under the ending care they had
to call police when they landed for police to come
on and arrest them.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
But they're still going al.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Stamina, I imagine, because they're obviously in the heat of
the moment, like don't get me to stop now please,
But then when it's all over and done with, the
shame of just sitting.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
There, yeah, yeah, away and that's outrage on.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
The internet overnight, the hits that jonavan Ben podcast week
in the.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
Big Glastonbury Music Festival was on every Levine. Schneia Twain
Coldplay were performing as well.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Over a couple of days.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
It looked pretty epic and Coldplay a wonderful moment where
they brought out Michael J.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Fox to play guitar with them.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
It was a huge totally rocks.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
With his chuck Berry riff and the way he.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
Touched fi ladies and gentleman. He's welcomed Michael GIF Fox
and then he came.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Out the smoke Fox play guitar, the guitar, reading on
the electric guitar as well. So pretty pretty awesome moment
because he doesn't, you know, it's obviously struggling with his
Parkinson's disease, so yeah, it was to be able to
play guitar. It was in a wheelchair, but yeah, just
a beautiful, beautiful moment over the weekends.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
I got to love Michael J.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
Fox, don't you.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
And you gotta love cold Play too. Nicest guys and
nicest lest, whitest guys.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
You're going to go see them? A.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
I definitely am nice guys white, not that white make
seems like I'm a I was meaning anyway, it sound
really racist?
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Isn't that.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Them? Before? It was an amazing concept.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Of the bands.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
Yeah, they lot of bands and they have all.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
The things that you're going to imagine with a big
concert with piratech looks and yeah, all sorts.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
Of inflatable balls that glow up and all sorts of awesome.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah, it's most importantly their wife.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
It's not important.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I don't know why, don't know what is important to
get into the bottom of this issue. Now, Liam, who
works in the office, he mentioned something the other day.
Speaker 17 (37:05):
He was standing in the shower and he was thinking
to himself, how does the shower work? Now, on the surface,
that seems like a mockable question, but he was drilling
down on the heat. So the heat is the water
hot and then the cold water cools it down to
a temperature that you're suitable with, or is the water
(37:26):
cold and there's some sort of high pace.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Heating system that warms it up.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Now, this is a game called we're not allowed to
google because there's an easy solution to find this answer.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
We need to check it out to the people. And
what do you think? I'm thinking it's hot and it
gets cooled down, like it's just sitting in a boiling.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Oh, like it's already.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
To be honest, I didn't give much thought, but yeah,
now you bring it up, I'm like, how does it work?
Speaker 8 (37:51):
But when the power goes out, you don't have hot water, right,
so something's heating it.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
True, you don't have like a little like, oh I
can have a couple of minutes of hot water.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Yeah, but it is unfair that it takes ages for
it to get hot and then it's cold in an instant.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, this is what was thrown out to the fine
people of New Zealand this morning. Are you on the
plumbing game or maybe you just know the basic workings
of how a shower operates. Is it hot and cool
down or is it cool down and heat it up?
Speaker 7 (38:20):
And at what point does it get heated up? If
that's the stage, you can make.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
It a little bit colder, You're like, oh it's too hot,
just a little bit colder, so do you just let
more cold in?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Or like that's very okay, Okay, Sometimes you're on that note,
do you know, like when you go to a shower
and you're just on that nice edge of either antarctic
cold or hell fire hell fire hot, you know there's
just a teetering on the balance there.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
Or when someone's running out of hot water too, like
my mum's placed up north, you're like, it'll get warm,
and it never gets warm, it just gets colder.
Speaker 13 (38:55):
That jonaan Ben podcast deep into a shower debate here,
How does the shower, you work the.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Functions the back end. Is the water hot and we
call it down? Or is the water cold and we
warm it up? And when I allowed to google. That's
the only rule with this phone topic.
Speaker 9 (39:10):
We're imagining as we talk about this without googling. That's
different if you're on gas or if you've got like
a heated electricity system.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Now, keV, you've phoned through. Good morning, keV, it's great.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Heavy on the show morning.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
How are you in the plumbing game, keV?
Speaker 15 (39:25):
I've been doing draining for a long time.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Knows what he's talking about. Okay, well, what side of
the argument to be on here?
Speaker 15 (39:31):
So the answer is both really, Like, you've got your
hot water cylinder which stores all your hot water, and
in behind the shower that you go hot or cold
is a mixer which allows enough hot water in and
enough cold water in to make it the right temperature.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
But then you said it works both ways.
Speaker 15 (39:49):
It works both ways. Yeah, So you've got hot water
stored in your hot water cylinder which stay stays heated
through the element in the cylinder. And then you yeah,
like I said, there's a mixer in behind the shower
and just fi else you two adjusted to what you
will how much hot what do you want coming through
the through the pot, and how much cold water you
won't coming through the other pot.
Speaker 8 (40:06):
So what happens if you're on gas and you don't
have a big thing.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
Like that, Well, I guess, I guess water instantly, so
eat the water as it goes through.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
So that's that's just a whole bitch of cold water
that's getting warmed up. I see we do. Kivin's like,
you guys are morons.
Speaker 15 (40:28):
I hate the ring up. When I heard you.
Speaker 8 (40:31):
Make the thing behind our shower, that's like a little before.
Speaker 7 (40:35):
We're gonna help you out with some heal pizza.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
We are, we are we idiots, kid are We're coming
across like Emslude and.
Speaker 15 (40:41):
Siles right now we first watch my first thought.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
But it's a nice guy.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
It's in this conversation. Never happened, all right, Given you
have a great week, we're gonna hold you up and
hew pizza.
Speaker 15 (40:54):
Okay, thanks MANE.
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Appreciate you coming to our risk. You will never do
that again.
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