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• Should Ben be a Kmart model?
•  Our guilty pleasure movie 
• We chat to musician Indy Yelich! 
• Can you banter with tradies? 
• Producer Grace gets an AI apology
• Things you can say in the bedroom and... the supermarket 
• Are your kids lunchbox trading? 
• Hawk Tua girl rumours... 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the John beIN Podcast. Cheers to Delmark making the
world a bitter tea.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Seeking the July today. I wonder anyone tapped out of
drive July already?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Last night was the kicker?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, I do one day.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah, there was also de why July I see as well.
July is very flexible, versatile month for theming it to
thigh July, get your thighs in order.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm doing that. I feel like I'm constantly doing that.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Are you on the grind at the gym at the moment? Yeah,
you're shreating far envy.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I mean yeah, sure, ask me tomorrow if I'm still shreating.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Giving July after cry and cry after work each day.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Is a great month, great matter. Have you ever participated
in the dry July?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
No, it's my birthday month. So I'm like, yeah, given.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Up alcohol, you know, for for a month or two
months or whatever, you know, but I haven't gone.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
No.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm doing this as part of noting.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, I had two children, so technically I've given up
for like two years.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Amy and sister. Yeah, what I There was one that
was like fib Fast or something that was that was
a sober month, and I signed up for fib Fast,
But I found a loophole there because I was raising
money for some charity that you know, you could pay
a little fine if you wanted to have a couple
of beers. So through the month of February, I donated
a lot too.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Fast extra for your charity.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I'm drinking this beer for charity.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Great, it's going to charity. Who's policing that at the
end of the day, though, Who's like, well hang on mate,
you know, yeah, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
You're just meant to have the self control.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
So many people are doing drive your line then having
a bib at night.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Surely it's just saw something this morning, you know, the
parking wardens out and about, and yesterday afternoon as well,
because the parking wardens they start early now, they start
ticketing from about seven am around the country, just to
bring in that extra riv the cash money, the side
hustle for the councils. But yesterday I was driving past
and they drink. Counsels need to pull them in civilian

(02:03):
clothing because they've got a big old, a big old
nerd hats, you know, with the big wide brimmed hat
and Hiver's vests and they're wandering around with their big
portable f poss machine that princes tigers.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
They need to you can see them coming, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
But for their safety and to blend in with the community.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, well the cars are quite quite good for that
in that regard. They kind of you know, the cars
that drive around, they don't even get out. Now they've
got cameras on the cars, so they ticket yet stop.
You don't get a ticket, you don't get a physical ticket,
but you'll get one set in the mass. So let's
drive around with lots of cameras on it.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Is that what those cars are like? Google Earth waving.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Look, we're walking past the caf. I pulled the fingers
at one and Ben was with me.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's like, oh, come on, some poor guy going about
his day. It's just the camera.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
But they snap everyone's license plate and then they'll drive
around again, you know, thirty minutes later or whatever, and yeah,
become more efficient. Anyway, My message to the council's local
councils as there. You know, they've always got stuff to
work on too, But you know, dress your parking wardens
up so they don't look as bulliable.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You know, they don't need those hats and windows who.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Myself, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
The hits that Jan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Now you might have seen around you know, town cities
at the moment, there's you know, some Jonan being hits,
marketing photos as many and PJ as well around the place.
It's quite on the few of them popping up and
posters and billboards.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Is that weird for you?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It was?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I kind of you kind of after a while you
kind of get used to that happening. But I guess
it's kind of weird for you know. I noticed that
when the kids pointed out with the kids, oh, there's
your picture. And we walked past one the other day
and my daughter and she was like, she said something.
You know when people say a compliment and then they
should stop, Yeah, they carry on, you know what. What
seemed like she goes like.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
You've got such an interesting style. I can't believe you
have the confidence to pull that off.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
You're like, what does it mean? Just say you've got
to get great whatever, you know, But yeah, my daughter
see it. It was like hey, because you know we're looking
the fashionable clothes, got blonde here, you know, when you're here,
and she's like, hey, she's like, you look like a model.
And I was like that's I was like, oh. I
was like, oh, thank you. And then she said, you're

(04:23):
like one of those models you see it Kmart and
and then and this is no disrespect to the people
that model can do a great job. But when you're like,
instantly someone says you look like a model, you're thinking
cats blood. And then she was like, oh, you know,
you know what your they look great that she's trying
to explain. They're on the pictures up there. When you're

(04:45):
getting changed by the changing rooms.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm like, she means a catalog model.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I just respect to the they're great looking people and
I could never be one. But I just when you're
thinking someone giving you a model cop, you're not thinking
out no, it could be a model for kmart. You know,
let's see.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Maybe I'd put him as an easy buy sort of easy.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Buy modelore bring it back from me and what I'm
going to do. So I was like, it's one of
those compliments he's just getting.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You would be ye, he would. He would play the
role of like a happy but a little bit of
a trendy dead and came out and I put him
in like a plaid shirt or something.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
You are wearing like a puffer veast today model that
Kmart kept.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Lot they put him angling to be a model. I
just thought, no, it's cold.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
But it's not cold enough to cover my arm.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Let's get him a gig, modeling and a Kmart.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah, have you maybe the warehouse.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Let's get him a modeling, gig and a candy.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
It's that easy. Anyone would do it.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Please, if you work for any of these shops, why
don't we just say bean boys or model anything for you?
Have you ever been free for free?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
The reason I'm not a Trump T shirt?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
That was my favorite brothel in.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Twenty four US years.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
If you've got a business and you need a model,
Ben Boyce.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'm open, get you in a kettle? Okay, what could happen?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Cool dreams, don't take again about a regular dad? All right?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Said he looks like he could be a model, a
catalog model for k Mark, And we're like, damn, this
is a this is an opportunity. So just spit balling
here getting the brainstorm sessions started. Our dream is to
get you in a catalog.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Well it's it's why is the sound of your dream
like this was just me sharing a conversation I had.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
It's not not just our dream to Martin's joining the
Welcome to the brainstorm room. Martin, what's your suggestion.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Borning guys, Well, I don't think you should be a model.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
I think you should be.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
A TV personality and you can be one of the
people to hand to or something.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Risco Like you haven't seductively passing over some Manchester or
something that's on sale.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Yeah, some tales, you know what?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
What you sometimes you are keen to get back onto TV.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, that's true. You get my hands on there, just
get some passing, some towels to the Prescoes lady hand time.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Okay, all right, thank you so much, Martin, appreciate it.
Here a good one. We'll continue this on.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay. I'm glad. I'm glad. I just I can't wait
to see where that sends up.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Now we have those meetings after the show, they're like,
you know, is there anything else you can continue on
from that day show?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I can't think of me, guys, I can't nothing at all.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I've written down.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Bring it up.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
We wanted to open this up this morning to your
Guilty Pleasure movie because Megan, You and producer Tailor you
share a love for.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Film.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
The House Bunny Kelley was living.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
The dream until she did the one thing a bunny
should never do.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
He got all twenty.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Seven, but that's fifty nine in bunny years. So The
House Bunny for your guilty Pleasure movie, and we want
to chat this open. Oh, eight hundred of the hits
this morning. The House Bunny only forty three percent favorable
reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, so these are going to be movies that maybe
they're not critically acclaimed, they're not going to win Oscars.
Maybe you know, some people might you know, turn their
nose down.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
At the However, this movie has a recent oscar on
it even remembers Anna Faris's funny.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
J We're just focus. We're focusing on.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
The House star in this movie. She's so good. That's
what you're watching. Your second You like, yeah, it's a
coup movie.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
We're talking about a movie. It's a guilty pleasure. Maybe
you don't tell everyone you're like, hey, that's the greatest
movie ever, but you might be like, oh, I love that, man,
I love it.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, House, it's ironic that they kick her out of
the Playboy. We mentioned Today's twenty seven you hear he
was still ninety one, was in the Playboy mansion. Different rules,
what's the what's the guilty pleasure film? For you being?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
I'm gonna go heavy Gilmore. It's just a movie that
I've just watched many many times. Again. It's like a
comfort movie. Just like he was a hockey player, but
when his grandma needed his help, he discovered a new talent.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
He's going from the weeks that.

Speaker 10 (09:21):
If you can out drive the amazing golf baller worker guy.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
And I repeater that voiceover guy she did the one
rough thing she turned twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
He was a movie.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Is it still had voiceovers to trailers?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I know you're right, we're not really doing the voiceover
trailers anymore. That guy's out of a gig, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
But I think Adam Sandler gets a rough time from
you know, snobby critics to he tunes out a lot
of stuff Growing Ups, Grown Ups two, I'm hanging out
for grown Ups three.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
But then but then he's now he signed to Netflix,
and I think he's like the most watched movies throughout
the year. His movies.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
It's not a Leo movie. Lizard that he voiced was
so cute. It was great.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Every now and then he pulls out a one, one
critically acclaimed one when he was in the basketball one
and he was like, oh my god, he's back.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
And then here's a couple more. But he's making it back.
He is making back, and you love him. You put
it on and you're like, it's gonna be funny.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
And there the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Talking about the guilty pleasure when it comes to movies,
the movies that you love to watch over and over again,
and they may not be anyone's eyes. Great movies.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Great, Yeah for me again, it's silly.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Was living the dream until she did the one thing
a bunny should never do.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
He got all.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
But that's fifty nine in Bunny Years the House funny.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Anna Ferris, right, it's very funny in that.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Anna Ferris, Emma Stone, wasn't it probably one of her
first movies?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Geriatric Playboy Bunny ejected from the Playboy Mansion.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Does it still stack up? Look?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, I'd still watch it. I mean, I don't know
if you'd enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
No, I don't know. My wife used to love watching
that movie. Yeah, she loved that movie.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Can I add another one?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Christina Aguilera is burlesque? Yeah she isn't it? Julianne Half
Stanley Tucci's in it?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Stellar lineup?

Speaker 11 (11:15):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Was it such a dud according to the critics, Well.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
It's just it's Christina and sheer running like a burlesque
place that's going under.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I think I've seen that.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah, good dance? Is it from lady? Is it that one?
Lady Marmelade? That's rose burlesque?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Was what.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Can we milk this any further? What do you well being?
You know this one? And for a while there was
probably one of the only movies I've ever seen, and
it was a planeload of stereotypes called soul Plane.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
From the time you were right at the get till
the moment you meet the crew.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Ladies, we make sure you haven't un forgot flaying experience. Now,
this was one of Kevin Hart's first movie. Yeah, he
had a terrible experience on a plane, So then the
logical thing to do would be to start your own airline.
And his plane had a nightclub, a jacuzzi. Snoop Dogg
was the pilot and it was a very very hazy cockpit,

(12:17):
so clearly no workplace drug testing going on there.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Sophia Agata, isn't it wow? But it's got eighteen percent
on rotten Tomato?

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Getting lower, babe, we are getting lower, but still that
plane slightly more reliable than a Boeing the soul plane.
So eight hundred hits telephone number watts is your guilty
pleasure movie? As we say, the lower the ranking, the better.
Hopefully we can get to single digits on rotten tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Dunken, what is your guilty pleasure movie?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
The Love Guru?

Speaker 4 (12:45):
The Love Now we've got a bit of Love Guru here.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
It's by Tender Shine.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Still Love Guru now, just a little bit obviously, Mike Mayers.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Of course, Austin Powers, he played a character The Love Guru.
I think I've seen that. Why do you love that movie?

Speaker 6 (13:00):
It is so funny way there is so many little
little laughs that you pick up on, and the more
you watch it, the more you pick up on it.
It's just so funny.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
How many times have you watched The Love Guru?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Doug? Oh, mate, my girls quote so much out of it.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
It's it's quite funny.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
He might be like, damn we're getting some bloody views
in New Zealand. Here the love Guru that.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
The lowest ranking on Wrong Tomatow is so fast thirteen
not single digits though, so.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
We're getting it. But it all depends on what frame
of mind you're in, doesn't that Sometimes I just want
to watch the thing. I always wonder too, when you're
filming those products, if halfway through with runs.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Like, oh dear God, scripper.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Filming it because we've started it, now.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Work out to be right?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Show me some films on Rotten Tomatoes, which is what
we're talking about lot, where people rate it. People go
on you can rate a movie. There's some films with
zero percent ratings.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh that's painful.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I've seen this movie from Eddie Murphy. It was a
thousand words where he couldn't he couldn't talk. It was
I thought it was actually really good. It's got zero
not even a percent.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
That is a kick in the guards is a zero percent, Curtis,
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Like he was really good at it?

Speaker 4 (14:23):
What did you like about it?

Speaker 8 (14:23):
Say?

Speaker 4 (14:24):
One one favorite?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's funny. It was like he was he was rich
and then he couldn't talk and then he was yeah,
because I had the gift of the game. But then
he couldn't say anything.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Sounds like a zero percent.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
To me, mate, you know when Bin's like trying to
pull something because he's like.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Up because you're like so many people, no matter how
terrible the project, hundreds of hard working, talented people have
learned on that, and that's what you can't You're like
a lot of a lot of workouts have gone into
these and for people to just go.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Zero zero, at least they didn't have the lens on
the camera. I mean, that's that's a zero percent for men.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
I couldn't see him, Oh I couldn't because he was silent.
Tell her you're on Hi, Welcome, You're guilty. Pleasure movie?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (15:09):
Well, initially I thought it would have been Sleeping with
the Enemy. I don't know if you guys heard of
it with Julia Roberts, because it's just one of those
movies where she's wanting to get away from her husband
and she finally faked the dead.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
On a boat. Hey, she's on a boat and one
of the towels or on the right order and stuff
like that. Yeah, behind her smile.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What is it with you is a secret.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Behind her laughter.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Fear there.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
We've got to get that movie voice guy on Hea
a Chat. Yeah. Yeah, so sleeping with the enemy.

Speaker 8 (15:42):
Eh yeah, there's something that Van pad about with my
life at that time, and I thought, oh I could
do that.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, okay, I hope you haven't done that.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Show you can show in a row where people have
incriminated themselves.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
The hits the johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
To talk about the US election, which is coming up,
and well a few months time and a lot of
talk about the shambles of a debate then went on
the other day between Donald Trump and Joe Biden.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, we did find a lot of toy in a
then both bragging about the golf handicaps and saying that, well,
we have a golf game, you.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Know, and only if you carry your own bags.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
That was Biden saying that to Trump, and my good
luck carrying yourself around.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Carrying your second skin around. That's dangling on your bones.
But Trump also, as he has done previously, bragging about
his the results of his cognitive tests he did last
time he was sitting as US president.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
He makes it sound like it's an IQ test. It
does like he's super brainy for getting through it.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
We inverted those chips and we lost him.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Well, I took two tests cognitive tests aged, and he
took nine.

Speaker 12 (16:53):
I'd like to see him take one.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Just want a really easy one.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
They go through the first five questions you couldn't do
and you know what I've I didn't do well a Eastern.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
One of them said they've never seen anybody Asian.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
So it's like almost like passing a cognitive test. It's
just almost like is your brain okay? Are you functioning?
It's almost bringing about like but passing a blood test
or something.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's like to show if you've got early signs of
dementia or anything like. That's an important test to do.
But you're right. It just showed that he was okay
for the job. He was fit for the job.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Now can I front footless? Because you were like after
the show, well, you know that Joe Biden won't do
the test, but you're the Joe Biden of this show,
so we should make you do the Donald Trump cognitive tests.
And after doing the test, I can see why he's breaking.
I can see why Donald Trump is going around.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
We threw a few little curly ones. That, but we
took some inspiration along the lines of what they do
for a cognitive test, right Megan.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like like veatim.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
These tests are harder than the ones you know the websites,
So you're like, how many traffic lights are in this photo?
To prove that you're not a robot? I was put
a lot of pressure on you.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
So this was John I having a crack. Yesterday. Meghan
and I were in a meeting room with you sitting
across the table reading out some questions. It's a memory test,
and this is how John went call you the Joe
Biden of this radio show. You ready since your cognitive test?
First question name, current date and location.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Jonathan Pryor, first of July, location.

Speaker 13 (18:14):
Word.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I'm going to read you a list of words, trying
to remember as many as you can. Apple, book, cat, door, egg.
Can you repeat that to please?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Apple? Book, cat, door, egg.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Once up a time, there was a girl named Emily
who loved to play with her dog in the park.
One day, they found a beautiful flower and brought it home.
Can you repeat the five words from earlier.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
As many words starting with if.

Speaker 13 (18:47):
In a minute, go fruit, finish, first, faith, fair, fam.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
So mixed results and just the words starting with the
like I know, but you feel so much precy. You're like, well,
I should this cold kind of should. If Donald Trump's
going on results most fantastic dis results. Well, there was
a lot of pressure on a younger per be like
fake tan, fake tan.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
So you you took away my answers and you have
given I look over the system and you've added up
the questions correctly.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Bad news. I don't think you can run for president. Alright,
anyone could run a president.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
We all know Lord to the super successful KII artist
has won Grammy Awards. But Andy Yellich is the sister
of you or of a Lord, and she's super talented on
her own regards. She's been an actor, a poet, and
now she's a singer and she's got a new single
out called East Coast, which is a bag.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
And she's alive on Zoom from New York.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
How are you pretty good?

Speaker 14 (20:13):
It's really sunny in New York right now, so I'm
just squinty.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah no, that's fine. Did do you have blinds you
can put? You've got some blinds you can put down
or curtains or something.

Speaker 14 (20:22):
Yeah, I can move camp.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
I just like the sun.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
We're in winter here in New Zealand, as you know,
so you know, enjoy the sun. That's where we basically,
that's where we want to be right now where you are?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Are you enjoying your time in the States?

Speaker 14 (20:35):
I am. I get a little bit homesick, but I
love New York.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Heah yeah you just there by yourself, are you?

Speaker 15 (20:43):
Or I live with my best friend and then I
have a lot of Kiwi mates around me who live.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
In New York as well.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
I mentioned in an international city Kiwis, we're just like
magnets attract to other Kiwis.

Speaker 14 (20:54):
Yeah, and a lot of Aussies too. The one thing
I refuse to do is you go to.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Ozzie cafe, iz a cafe? What's in the NAUSEI cafes
like a budding sausage and bread or what's going on?

Speaker 14 (21:05):
Americans love Australian cafes, like the eggs on toast, avocado
on toast, kind of like is that Australian cuisine.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
That weels like it's our cafe? Like it's an our cafe.
They's all the pavle over in the cafe because you
did what was eighteen years old? You went to La
from New Zealand's nineteen you went to New York. It's
a it's a huge leap. Now if people were a
new to your music, how would you describe your music
on a new single East Coaster which is out at
the moment, But how would you describe your sound?

Speaker 14 (21:33):
I would say it's very fast, cynthy, fun. The song's fun,
the songs of the summer song it's about a breakoup,
but yes, really fun.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Do the person that you you had the breakup with
do they know that they've got a hit song.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Written about them?

Speaker 6 (21:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yes, Oh they do.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
I always wonder, like, you know, when Adele's like singing
about her whole album right about a divorce, just does
she get a approval from the person or you can
just release it because you're not.

Speaker 15 (22:03):
Putting their name in it, unless it's their name in it,
which I was pretty tempted to.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Timothy stand in your blank.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, whoa. This is quite pointed because was it a
Grammy after party? Did I read that? And then so
you're at a Grammy after party? Obviously? Lord. When she
was nominated for Grammy, and then you were singing there
and someone came up to you and went, hey, you
can sing really well.

Speaker 14 (22:24):
Not quite.

Speaker 15 (22:25):
I am a chatter box and I was like nineteen,
so I was just like chattering around and it was like,
you know, a ton of celebrities there, so I was
just talking for them more chatting to my manager and
then I actually like expressed a big interest in singing
and he's like, oh, and then I obviously did a
bit of name.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Dropping about like.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
It always helps you when you want the Grammy too.
I try and name drop being all the time and
it gives me. No, it actually got me a free
coffee fifteen or fifteen coffee, not.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Quite a free coffee. You're growing up around, you know,
like a lot of these probably surreal things for a
lot a lot of people. What did you learn from
watching you know, your sister obviously Lord go through her
successes and you are a young age and now you're
obviously creating your own music as well. What did you
learn from her?

Speaker 14 (23:07):
You know, I think I learned that there's only one you.
There's such a.

Speaker 15 (23:10):
Magic and storytelling, especially in performing, and so I think
it's like, obviously I've always loved music, but I think
I learned, like I guess the power of your own voice.
And it's just incredible to have seen like how much
she's achieved with everything that she's done in experience. So
it's like, I think that there's such value and uniqueness
in your perspective and your story.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
You know, being authentic. Yeah, do you.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Know one of You's only one of you?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
It's a really good missus here. There would be one
of those things that would pop up on Instagram and
there's been lovely piano of music playing, and it'd be like.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
There's only one of you's I know, I need to
ask as well, were you here? How's your brother Angelo?
Because when we had our TV show for many years,
he was he was a big fan. We got him
along and I think we had him doing cameos. But
how now that make us feel old? How old is Angelo?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Now?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
What's he doing?

Speaker 14 (23:58):
He's really gonna make you you're rolls three?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Jesus, jes wow, what's he doing?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
He lives in London now.

Speaker 15 (24:05):
Yeah, and he's a model and an engineer and works
at this new clothing brand. He's he's cool, He's faked
the calls one of us you've got all the good luck.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
He's a model, an engineer and works a clothing brand. Wow,
felt like he was our little child, saw.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Saw he's six to three.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
He's six three. Jesus too.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Your little ones grow so fast, don't they? Lovely catching
up with you, It's been awesome to catch up and
congratulations on all your success.

Speaker 14 (24:34):
Thank you. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
The hits that johonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
You have had your ongoing issues with your floor. It
feels like ever since I've known you, you're like my floor.
The floorboards rotted due to a leaking appliance.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Was it leaking fridge?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Completely, we're on the floor. It's actually getting fixed today.
You'll be pleased to know I can stop going on
about it taking six months.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
But then you're like, now we need to take out
the toilet or something for the flooring to be put in, and.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Three toilet, dishwasher and oven or need to come out Edmund.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
And it's never there's never a nice time. It's never
a nice no one has ever in the history of
living in a house gone. It was a really good
time for the clients to break down, you know. And
it's happened to us over the weekend where in one morning,
the washing machine and the dishwasher both Thankfully, my wife Jennifer,
like Amanda, your wife very handy, and she figured out
the dishwasher issues. There's just a little piece of plastic

(25:27):
stuck in the motor. Pulled it out, legend a great Yeah.
I was very proud of her because I wouldn't do
I was like, let's call it, throw it out. And
now the washing machine is still on the blink though.
But this is a question they want to raise to
you because it's a very important member of the household.
It's down with an injury like Johnson out with his
Kelly's heel. The washing machine works hard, so we get

(25:50):
the repair person to come over yesterday. Now you've got
some trades coming to your house, Megan, yep. We're kind
of having this conversation yesterday when the trades come over.
Just given our vocation, I feel obligated to to bend
to talk away as they're working.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
You know, just some light stuff you been being busy lately.
Cost a little bit. Oh shock, tell you what. Another
the quality is not as good now they've moved the
manufacturing offshore. You know, cover the basis, and you're wondering
the same. Do you have to entertain the trades or
do they do? They prefer to be left alone.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Just you don't want to be rude and like go
and hide in another room. But then I don't want
to linger around them.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Why they turn their work?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, what's the right thing to do? Just be around
but don't talk four.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Forty seven The trade, the repair people industry, the service industry?
Do you like being bent to tea or should we
just shut the hell up and let you get in?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
And I feel like a good little bit of band
to at the tope of And then you're like, all right,
I'll leave you to it, you know, very clear. And
then because then they're like, I don't want to be
talking to this guy the whole time while I'm trying
to concentrate. What if I do it's wrong, They're just
still coming here the whole time, and they talking about you.
Be like, yeah, okay, then you come back at the year,
get you know, whatever it is, you know, so then
at least you have that clear point of going, I'll

(26:58):
leave you to it. If you need me, just then me.
But you're all good.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Otherwise They're like, well, he's sitting there not saying anything.
Behalf now. But at least you've.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Said, you know, you had some washing machine banter, though
I've got nothing. When it comes to like flooring banter,
oh you put that on the ground.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
I get other topical stuff. You'd be like, oh damn,
what you're thinking about this coalition government. You can come
up as presidential debate. That's the hot topic of the
cold weather. There's plenty of stuff you can talk about,
just so they can they be bothered talking four for
eighty seven. Give us a test if you are in
that position. I always feel like too, when they turn
up any repair personal or trades, always look very suspicious

(27:35):
because they're coming into a cold environment all day. That's
their job, having to turn up to strangers' houses. Looks
like they're coming to buy something I've sold them in
the dark.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
And Turn and Fairies are not working today, but that's
because of the weather, and the next one is actually
going to be on Thursday. There's a lot of snow
around in the South Island as well, some heavy rain.
Feels like winter's really sitting in non.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
News and they're probably geare for tapering up the boats
because a couple of days maintenance as well. We are
in the midst of it. Only second of July. G
was now producer. Grace does a wonderful job of running
the spaceship that is the radio show. And after the
program yesterday, you came to me a little little concerned
about a message you received from your boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (28:22):
Yeah, he was up late last night watching the f
one and he woke me up at two am to screaming,
and so it.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Was a big finish. It was dramatic, but that's not
an excuse maker.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Megan's a big fun fan.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah, And so what you was the whole lounge of
them watching the.

Speaker 9 (28:40):
Women and him and my flatmate very loud two am,
and we get up at like four point thirty and
I couldn't get to sleep after for an hour.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
So it was very, very very mad.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Okay, that's not great, not great.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Frosty conditions when he got back in the bedroom, we're
just talking about the frosty conditions and winter.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, okay, so now he's apologized. It's a lovely thing.

Speaker 9 (28:57):
Today, right, he has, but it's seems a bit ai.
He is a journalist i'd have to say to his
great writing skills, but do you want me?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
It's quite long?

Speaker 9 (29:05):
Do you want me to read the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (29:07):
Okay, okay, Dear Grace, I'm writing to offer my sincerest
apologies for waking you up at two am last night?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Is this how he would normally start a text to you?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Though?

Speaker 9 (29:15):
But I don't know, busy in his journalist mind like
I don't like.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I know he's a bit professional.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
It already smells.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
I realized that you had an early start for work
at five am, and that my thoughtlessness disrupted your much
needed rest, which is true. Watching the F one race
got the better of me and I forgot about the
late hour and your early commitments. My behavior was inconsiderate
and disrespectful of your needs, and it keeps going.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Please accept my.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
Deepest apologies for my actions. I promised to be more
mindful and consider it in the future, ensuring that our
living space remains peaceful and respectful of your schedule.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
It keeps going.

Speaker 9 (29:54):
Once again, I am deeply sorry for my mistake and
any inconvenience it may have caused you.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Cely Jack, has he called it a living space before.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
That that you gotta go hand mindful touching words from
Jack touching words A Now, have you heard him up
about this yet?

Speaker 9 (30:13):
Yes, and he's very defense like he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Want he doesn't want to be associated with AI becoming
everyone's jobs. Definitely from a brain.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
He's the original author of Okay, we can throw it
out to the people. Maybe you know you can tell
the difference between AI or not. There needs to be
an app. We can run stuff through it and we
can be like bing bang bing AI insinceres four for
eighty seven. I mean, I had my own AI scandal
just just last week when you claimed this. I got

(30:45):
your message, Megan from Jennifer Anderson and you claimed that
this was AI.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
Hey Meghan, it's Jennifer Aniston here.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
John O tells me you are a huge fan of
friends and you are going to name your baby after me.
I would have fallen for that one if it wasn't
for being it's Will Smith that.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
This context behind it. Man, it's your boy, Will Smith.
Johnald just wanted me to wish you happy tenth birthday,
and I really hope you get better after the operation.
Hemorrhoids can be nasty.

Speaker 10 (31:16):
And hemorrhoids can be that the hits that John and
Ben podcast, wondering if producer Grace's partner I used AI
GPT artificial intelligence to write an apology letter.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah, it featured Can you just brush over some of
the lines from it? It definitely it was screaming of
robotic artificial intelligence. So sorry I.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Wasn't more mindful.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, my behavior was inconsiderate and disrespectful of your needs.
Please accept my dearest deepest apologies for my actions upon
must to be more mindful and considerate in the future.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
So can AI get to get someone out of the
dog box? What I like about Jack's approaches. He's not
backing down, he said, no, this is so, this is
all me.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Now, I put I put that message into AI, into
GIPT because to detect itself, and you know what it's done.
A wonderful, wonderful Stitt on the fence answer that said,
the provided apology message is articulate and thoughtful. Of course,
I would say that if I wrote it, which is
characterized the well composed messages that could be written by

(32:17):
either a human or AI.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
It's worse than being voice.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
If you have any more details or anything specific you're
looking for, feel free to share However, it's well written
and sincere. If you need adjustments or would like me
to draft a new one, I'd be happy to help.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Well, to be fair, he's not going to talk smack
about his own work. We're happening a laugh too, speaking
of AI and voice changing, Well we weren't. But that's
an attempt at a segway, not a bad segway, Paris Hilton,
you were just playing us this what's this from?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
She's in like she looks like she's in court at
the moment. Actually something quite quite meaningful. It's awesome that
she's doing. She's helping out the youth, so they better
treatment treated in America, right, yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
And like are they to teach.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Youth treatment facilities yet for like troubled teams she was.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Dragged away in the middle of the night and taking
to one when she was a teenager.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
And mistreated and abuse.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So what she's doing is awesome. She's in there, you know,
helping to make a change. But what people are focusing
on and the internet, I mean, we focus on the
wrong things. Focus on her voice. It seems to change
mid sentence. It goes from light and to a bit
more sort of deeper and serious.

Speaker 9 (33:23):
Ever, Listen, I enjoyed our zoom call, and I love
your jacket.

Speaker 10 (33:28):
The sparkles are amazing.

Speaker 9 (33:29):
I wanted to find out who made it later.

Speaker 10 (33:33):
But I think the most important thing is they need
access to therapy, counseling, and mentorship.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I'm not meant to be talking about sparkly jacket, you know,
I like, like.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I can appreciate that I like sparkly jacket, and then
I would also appreciate the more serious real gear change,
real gear change for Paris.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
As long asd we come off like, oh, you know, terrible,
terrible shooting. Hey Pimple, you know it's hard to do
the gear change.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Topic.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
We should do that.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
The Jonan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Eminem back in the charts again, which is pretty cool.
He's back with new music.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
You having a you have a little chair, Yes, like
we should be playing em.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
And so that's cool. It feels like he's done a
great job of spanning the generations because he's kind of
introduced himself to a new generation. My kids will hear it.
Go that's cool, but it's kind of harps back to
his old school, you know it. So the sound as well,
which you know, for people like us, We're like, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Back Megan's look at your hair, your blonde blonde here? Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
The hears for your pitch to.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Don't given up patching music. I've given I'll go and again,
I'm like, we need to be playing this, and he's like,
well it doesn't okay, you know I haven't been out
tisting music. Well that is what I know what my
friends and my family, that's my testing. He's just like,
what I think.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
I drew up like my hero. I want to hear him.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I was plugging of Olivia Rodrigo wife. It's spanning the generations.
But anyway, not testing that answers.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
The question whether we play the music we like or not.
That was the case. I'll be playing like.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I'm a big fan of Lady tell you What Lady
A's got the top of my Spotify playlist. I didn't
even know that that song, which I was like, Lady,
who's lady A?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Lady antebellum.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah, you see anything on Instagram that's got gen Z
is reacting to Eminem's old lyrics and they are shots
like I'm montage, like you're listening to one of his
more offensive songs. But yeah, that they are. Tell you
what they're like. Why is this guy not canceled?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Its spicy? He's really dancing a line.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Well, he was dancing the line a few years ago
too with Michael Jackson. Now there was a line and
a video about Michael Jackson and his associations allegations with children,
and he listen, this is Michael Jackson's body former bodyguard.
This is a boss dog move from Jeco. Take a
listen to this.

Speaker 12 (36:03):
There is a famous song by Eminem and it made
some reference like don't touch little boys like Michael and
had a music video where he had like Michael Jackson
looked like throw his nose across a bed or for
a wall. I watched that with Michael and he didn't
have much of a reaction to it, and I thought
he would be angry or he would. He said to me,
I really respect Eminem, and I'm sad to see this

(36:26):
because I as an artist, I respect what he's done.
I never met the guy, but he said it is
what it is and that's that. And then for wow,
so you're going to sue him? He used to say,
leave him to the heavens. Anyway. About a month later,
his best friend Mark Leicester. Mark said, you know what
Mike's done. I said, no, what's he done?

Speaker 15 (36:43):
Now?

Speaker 12 (36:43):
He's bought all of em and M's music. Are you sure? Yeah,
it's some kind of revenge thing. I said, I just
bought all his songs. So now every time he wants
to play as.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
The ultimate power play so he doesn't tie a cad
and was like, if you need to perform it, ask me. Hey,
Michael Jackson, Wow, boss through Shady Manet.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
It weird that someone can buy your music.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
He ows the Beatles who owned the Beatles catalog too.
Michael Jackson sold it for over a billion.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I think. So that means if we want eminem played
on the radio. After Jackson has mostly been out side,
guy's not testing. It's not yourself.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Talk about the US election that's going on later in
the year. The two candidates that you know.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Eligible for what I've been able to do with the
with the COVID I could be with dealing with everything
we have to do.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
With Yeah, oh jeez. Is the fact I heard yesterday
on another podcast, So Belle Clinton, he was president over
thirty years ago, nineteen ninety three, one years ago he's
younger than I both. He's younger Thane and he was
president of nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
People were outraged by what he did.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, but he's younger than both the options, and that
was thirty one years ago.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
It was Bush younger than them too. He's only seventy seven,
George Bush, George w seventy six, so he's a decade
on a How's boden eighty eight?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, seventy eight, so he's still.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Younger than both. The other candidate is.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Wild as wild anyway, Moving on things you can say
in the bedroom and die, we do this every week.
We do that. It's nice early because it can't get
a little rude. Wellsc that's not rude. We put it
in the contics of the place you're at today. It's
the supermarket.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
It appears what frame of mind you're and that we
have a cleanup in Aisle three and a big spillage
of innuendo all over the floor. We have to mop
that in new window up. So things you concern on
the supermarket in the bedroom lead away being boys.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'll just use the self service sex.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
It's always quicker when you do it yourself. Exactly is
that I find in seat of waiting in line with
the other customers.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
That's something you can say the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
More at the supermarkets, Megan, these melons feel really fun.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I don't think i've once said there in the supermarkets.
You just wanted like a soft sort of melon, don't you?
And the like of you both appealable?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah? I don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
You.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Yeah, just checked the meat in the effects.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Can you bag that for me? Thinks you can say
in the bedroom man at the supermarket, have you.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Got any bigger ones?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
You know what I said?

Speaker 4 (39:36):
I can get this cheaper online.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Hey, you can't grab the nuts directly with your hands,
you can't. You can't wait the nuts over there though.
I don't think I've been weighing nuts in the bedroom anyway.
That's one of those things that does not work.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
But now it has sparked all of our interests. Should
we do some weighing after it o'clock.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I've never seen an egg plant this bog before.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Stripped down and slide it in there credit card transition
because you've placed the strip towards the machine, slide it down, Okay,
unexpected the item in the bagging area.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Sorry, I'm only taking twelve items a lease in this one.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
That's very interesting that not for the super market, it's not,
but for twelve items.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Who thought it was someone making you do that one?
You're better at me.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I thought it was a good idea to bring the kids.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, thank you, violate thanks you can say the bedroom
in the super bag? Can I just tap it?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Go the hits that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I also want to offer offer up a platform two
for kids listening to call us up eight hundred the
hits of the sort of an item in your lunch
box that gets placed there daily that you're either swapping, trading,
or just not engaging with and you're just bringing it
back home. Because every day there's a ritual in my
household that my wife Jennifer makes our daughter Poppy and

(41:07):
marmite sandwich. Okay, that sandwich then travels from our house
to school, probably four five kilometers away, okay, stays at
school from eight till three ten, then makes its way
back from school back to our house, so an eight
eight nine kilometer round trip back to our house. I
open up the lunch spots and go, oh, there's a
sandwich in here. I then eat their marmite sandwich.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
So this is an afternoon thing for you, Like, yeah, afternoon,
early evening, So the most traveled sandwich in the country
every day.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
It does this loop both the sandwich is probably like
I'm free, I'm free, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
No I'm not.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
So she's not, well, she's not a fan of something else.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
What doesn't she just stopped making this? Does your wife
know you eat the sandwich?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
No, yes, you knows. I eat the sandwich, but there's
an obligation to put a sandwich, eat something in lunch,
doesn't And sometimes you know, there was a time where
she liked the Marmites sandwich. But now, as you do
with parents, you're like, I just got to get through this,
and the consistent consistency becomes too much and then eventually
just returns to my mouth eight nine hours later. So

(42:12):
it would be far easier just to make a sandwich
and eat it myself.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, So essentially your wife is making you an early
morning Marmte sandwich and you're leaving it for the whole
day to take it to a round.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Huge carbon footprints. But you're talking about your Momrero used
to make you gourmet beef sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
She used to make the most and now I think
about it, like beef sandwiches. She put salt and pepper
like a chutney and salad. But I was young at
primary school and I just remember being like, I just
want a peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, she was supplying the finest chutneys and relishes. Nelson
had to.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Offer these beautiful sandwiches, and you just left it.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Did you? Did you throw it away? Did you trade it?
Did you bring it home? What'd you do?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I think the rubbish.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Now you're like, oh, I would love it.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I would apearm. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
I find the variety is the best thing now because
I would for a while if the kids like something,
I would just like grate the lugger every day. And
then I'm over the same things. And now I'm like,
if you can give them mix it up. Yeah, try
and get a variety, because otherwise the kids get over it.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yeah, make yourself a rock in lunch box.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Trying to do every day. I trying to make myself lunch.
You know my croissant today, you know, put it out
this morning. Kids have got that.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
So yeah it doesn't edmund early morning.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, but it's kind of like I got to eat
during the day as well, so it kind of works out.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
It's okay, this is your opportunity. Kids listening right now
you can name and shame your parents and on a
public platform say, listen, guys, I am not enjoying the
peanut butter sandwiches you feed me for the last twelve years.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Imagine there's a lot of fruit like an apple or
around that gets traveled around then put back into the lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
The next like when you get find the banana in
the bottom of the bag. It's been there for a
week and smashed and stinky.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
I must tell you. The trebled sandwich, it tastes. It
tastes like you know, it's it's you know when those
New Zealanders go and do that oe and they come
back with a slightly British accident. You're like, tastes worldly.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
We're doing the That's False Confessional today. After Mama Sandwich
takes a daily trip out of my household to school,
then back to my household in the afternoon, and only
to think that it's been freed, but to have my
God wrapped around at about four thirty in the afternoon
every day. It's become a ritual.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I think about you at four o'clock in the afternoon
and I'm like, you'll be eating.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Wanted to go to waste too, Mama's bloody good confronting
when you first first introduce your palette to it, I
imagine I can't even remember at first introducing my palette
to it, but people from overseas, when you get the
celebrities like Justin Bieber have a bloody spade, loads of.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Spoonful of it, It's like, no one eats like that
much on it.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
You get the ratio run.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
But there maybe something put cheese with it, or put
something else.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Bread it on toast and give it to Beaver and
then yeah, he ends up like he's been eating molasses
or tar from the road. So, kids, there's the opportunity
phone up. What's not heading for you in the lunchbox?
What are you swapping? Selling? Trading? And you've been keeping
this dark secret from your parents? Lincoln, Welcome to the show,
Welcome to the lunchbox Confessional, my child.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Hello, So my mom usually adds a bit too much
for my sandwiches and trying to enjoy something, you know, classic,
but she gets too much green.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
She's trying to make it healthy.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
What's your preference? You're just after a peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I just enjoy ham and cheese.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah, what's your almost like? Your mum wants you to
be healthy and safe? If Lincolns mum is listening to this,
xn ay the old, the greenery.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
More ham and cheese. We're gonna hold you up with
some heal pizza. All right, Ah, thank you man, having
good day, No.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Green on that. Depending on what your order, we'll get
alase on the phone at least. Welcome, Welcome, my child
and Lucy to the confessional. Which one of you is
the child?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
How are you? Saxy is old?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
What do you want to say about your lunch? Your lunches?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Hey, guys, even though you'res spering, we can still eat
yours spring confession.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Alright, we're pared for time. I don't like clean.

Speaker 12 (46:34):
Mum puts graduates and my lune stops that I like clean.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
My mom put sausage and.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Sausage rolls. That's a great lunch.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Not not a fenderin of the mandarin. What do you
do with the amandarins? Lucy?

Speaker 7 (46:53):
Bring it home at home?

Speaker 4 (46:55):
So again it goes out of the house for a
bit of a trip.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Sometimes they could they could go back to school, back
home every day for a week a piece of.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Fruit groundhole day for the fruit. Hey, well, thank you
very much for your cool. Appreciate it. Lucy and Belinda,
welcome to you. Welcome to the lunchbox Confessional.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
My child, I actually.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Used to like this. We used to get the sig
lunch and roll in a in a sandwich, which is
not my mum used to give me until one day
a girl called said it was a dog roll sandwich
and I couldn't even eat it after that.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
It does come in a dog roll sort of shape,
does it. The luncheon, beautiful luncheon and years I think
too hard about it.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
And tomato sauce.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Made up of all your favorite animals, the peas and
corn one light or like.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I just get the playing sneaking along.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Bit healthy for you. So we're going to hold you
up our beats there as well. You have yourself a great.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Day with the hits that John and Ben podcasts.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
The most viral sensation moment of twenty twenty four seems
to be the Hawk to a Girl. It seems like
it was out on the streets. It was an interview.
She was interviewed in Nashville, just on a night out,
night out exactly, and she had this to say, Oh,
you got.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
To give him that hawk d sped on that day.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Now, I'd seen some memes. I talked about this the
other day. I'd seen some memes where I thought that
she was talking about you know, talking about cleaning cars
and all sorts of stuff. So I was going around
saying it with my family.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
The whole day, whole Saturday, when you are out.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
About two time. I realized that when I was at
the gym a couple of hours later, I saw some
the original context of what it was said, and I
was like, oh, this is not so inf w not
safe for anything. So I was like and I had
to tax the family, going, hey, guys, it's not making
any more jokes about that. They're like, you're the only
one making jokes about it.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
He called an emergency meeting when he was the only problem.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
You didn't see it to the group chair.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
So let's not get into what the issue is. It's
just say it's not going around and making jokes particularly
you know, let's just say it is for polishing something. Yeah, yeah,
so young and young. Yeah, so anyway, we're not going
to go into that. I love jumping agains around it.
How many people did you say, hoof to spin on
that thing too? Well, not directly a Pentil station. Hey buddy,

(49:14):
it's getting lots of laughs and some as well, but
it was great. Yeah. Even the Warriors over the weekend
on their social media with Roger two of us as
she ever listened to this?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Are you going to give him that?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
On their social media? It's everywhere if you don't know
about it as everywhere. And she has been like an
overnight sensation, but a lot of rumors going around about
who she is, what her job was, all that sort
of thing. Is she okay with it?

Speaker 4 (49:42):
It was frightened at the internet. So they just sent
an investigation mode. And scary how quickly you can track
a complete stranger that no one knew her name or.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Anything anything about her, but they tracked it out.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah, her name is Haley Welsh and it looks like
she's been interviewed for the first time by Bastel Sports
and you know, you kind of wonder if she's going
to be okay with an others. But good news is
she seems like she's embraced it as well. And because
there was a rumors she's lost her job. She was
like a preschool teacher and she lost her job. But
she cleared that up.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
What were you doing for your job?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I worked in a spring factory. I'm not a school teacher.

Speaker 11 (50:15):
That was my next.

Speaker 15 (50:15):
Question, because everyone were a teacher and got fired from
your job.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
No, I'm not even old enough to be a teacher.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
I was going to say, because you're twenty one, I'm like,
this is illegal.

Speaker 11 (50:23):
Who is a teacher exactly? So you were a teacher
or a bartender.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
So there was factory spreak factory.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Yeah right, you didn't want to hear the rest of
your employment situation.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
And then what her appearance like, there was something, you know,
people were wondering, how would you.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Stern was very concerned to think about the father?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, well this is what she had to say.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
What do your parents think?

Speaker 9 (50:47):
I think it's so funny?

Speaker 11 (50:48):
Okay, so there, I know how I am though, because
like you can never tell what comes out of my mouth.
I mean, it's a hit or miss what comes out
of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
I just talk out of them about the hit. Yeah,
it was the one.

Speaker 11 (51:00):
How M say something like that of course, there's a
camera in my face.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Ah, you gotta give them that Hawk dude.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Spent on that name.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
There you go, the complex backstory of the Hawk Tour girl.
She works in the spring factory. That's out there with
your tenure in the plug factory in mature.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, but I never went viral around the world for
saying anything cool.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
There we go. So it's great to know her family's
finding that. That was your big concerned is that she's
a shamed Yeah, just.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
If she's all right with that huge fame all of
a sudden.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
She gone into hiding was embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
For her, or she's just done anything wrong.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I don't know exactly. Sometimes you can be embarrassed by
those things.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
You're like, oh God, But honestly, that is what your
twinnies are about. Do a whole bit of stuff you'll
be mortified about when you're thought.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
On a world scale, like we're talking about her in
New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
You know,