July 3, 2024 • 44 mins
ON THE SHOW TODAY:
- Megan had to make a complaint
- Penis cut off...
- Ben's Modelling update
- The Tennis Ball Creator
- School Camp Stories
- Tammy Davis joins the show
Facebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono and Ben
Instagram: THEHITSBREAKFAST
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the John and Ben podcast thanks to Challenge putting
the service back into service stations.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
A Megan, you did something yesterday very unusual in today's age,
you know, twenty years ago, not unusual at all.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I've never done this before, but I went turned to
get my nails done. Done that before. But it wasn't
until I kind of tuned out they were playing on YouTube.
They were playing Golden Buzzer bis bits from Britain's Got Talent?
Oh yeah, had I nearly cried at some of those moments.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
On the TV screen on the wall. Yeah, that's a
great thing. So I was love the Golden Buzzer? Is
it with Simon cow And they're like, oh, this one's
going to go straight through to the final.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
The only thing was because it was just golden Buzzer moments.
You knew that everyone was going to get them gone,
but still got me every time.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Oh they got the Golden Buzzer.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah yeah, So I was engrossed in that Golden What
a great compilation on you shout out to all the
people that you make those compilations.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So that takes it's a lot of labor quiet there.
It's like they could be doing something productive with their days.
But they're doing that, so we appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, past the time while you're getting your nails done.
So she was putting the color on and I'd ask
for thirty seven, she'd put on thirty one. You can
see the confusion. The one might look like a seven.
And she asked me to look at it. Once she'd
done them all. She was like, you're happy with the color,
and I was like, I noticed straightaway it wasn't what
I wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Ye know, this is thirty one, lady. This is not
the thirty seven. Are they all numbered? Are they all
the different colors? It's just for an easy loa.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So it was like a white, but it had like
a purple shimmer to it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I was like, I don't want to put what I
asked for.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I just sit with us for three weeks, so.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
We would order you and your fingers out of the
studio if you came in with white purple shimmer. Yeah,
to be honest, wouldn't notice it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, No. I was sitting there and I was like, Oh,
it's a big commitment to sit with us, and I
paid for it. So I said to her, it's it's
the wrong color.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh you complained New Zealanders don't complain.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I was like, real nice about it. I was like, oh,
that's the wrong one. I asked for thirty seven and
she was like, oh, this is a very popular color.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
And I was like she's trying to do yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I said not for me, and I had a massive panic.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I was like, it's not for me, complained face to face, and.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I was having such a panic about it. But I
was like, I can't sit with this for three weeks
if I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Like it doesn't sound like you did it in a
bad way, no like of your voice to make you
seem less threatening. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I always like anytime I do have to do it,
it's awkward, but I always go, hey, you know, briefly,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But I had nothing to do. She did a great job. Otherwise,
It's just like it wasn't the cooler I wanted. So
she ended up putting them.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
She's probably going, mate, I've done ten of these off
the golden buzz, so you're distracted by a golden buzz.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
She's literally said to her. I was like, sorry, I
was enthrilled with that guy. He killed it.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I've been here for an hour painting your nail every one.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Gets the Golden Buzzer backstory and then made me cry, Oh,
good on you for complaining.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
It does get results too, it does, just because it
was just like, just can you please just leave us alonely,
let's get on with their day.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Next, this is this is frightening a frightening story, John,
This is is gonna be frightening, Megan, not as frightening
for you.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
But I themed.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
No, it's not AI themed. It's male themed.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, it's not frightening for me.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, well not as much as it would be for us.
I'll tell you about it next on. That's Meghan. You
did something yesterday very unusual in today's age, you know,
twenty years ago. Not unusual at all.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I've never done this before, but I went tended to
get my nails done, done that before. But it wasn't
until I kind of tuned out they were playing on YouTube.
They were playing Golden Buzzer bis bits from Britain's Got Talent.
Had I nearly cried at some of those moments.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
On the TV screen on the wall. Yeah, that's a
great thing. So I was the Golden buzz is it
with Simon cow and they're like, oh, this one's going
to go straight through to the final thing.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Was because it was just golden buzzer moments. You knew
that everyone was going to get them gold It's still
got me every time.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
They got the golden buzzer.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, So I was engrossed in that golden bu
What a great compilation on you shout out to all
the people that she'd make those compilations.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So that takes It's a lot of labor required there.
It's that they could be doing something productive with the days,
but they're doing that, so we appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, past the time while you're getting your nails done.
So she was putting the color on and I'd ask
for thirty seven, She'd put on thirty one. You can
see the confusion. The one might look like a seven.
And she asked me to look at it. Once she'd
done them all, she was like, you're happy with the color,
and I was like, I noticed straightaway it wasn't what
I wanted.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You know, this is thirty one, lady. This is not
the thirty seven? Are they all number? Are they all
the different colors? It's just for an easy life.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So it was like a white, but it had like
a purple shimmer to it.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It was like, I don't want to put what I
asked for.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I have just set with us for three weeks.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
So we would order you and your fingers to the
studio if you came in with yeah, to be honest,
wouldn't notice it. No.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I was sitting there and I was like, oh, it's
a big commitment just with this, and I paid for it.
So I said to her, it's it's the wrong color.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You complained, New Zealanders, don't complain.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I was like, real nice about it. I was like, oh,
I think that's the wrong one. I asked for thirty
seven and she was like, oh, this is a very
popular color and I was like yep, yeah, and I
said not for me, and I had a massive panic.
I was like, it's not for me.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Complained face to face.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, And I was having such a panic about it.
But I was like, I can't sit with this for
three weeks if I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Doesn't sound like you did it in a bad way,
no like of your voice to make you seem less threatening. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I always like anytime I do have to do it,
it's awkward, but I always go hey, you.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Know, briefly here we go, but I had nothing to do.
She did a great job. Otherwise, It's just like it
wasn't the cool I wanted. So she ended up putting the.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
She's probably going, mate, I've done ten of these off
the Golden so you're distracted by Golden Buzzer.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Where she's literally said to her, I was like, sorry,
I was enthrilled with that guy. He killed it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I've been here for an hour painting your nail.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Everyone gets the Golden Buzzer backstory and made.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Me cry on you for complaining. It does get results too,
it does, just because it was just like, just can
you please just leave us a lonely let's get on
with their day.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Next, this is this is frightening, a frightening story, John,
This is It's gonna be frightening, Megan, not as frightening
for you.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
But themed.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
No it's not AI themed. It's male themed.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Okay, it's not frightening for me.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, well not as much as it would be for us.
I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Next.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
The hits that johnaan Ben podcast, very.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Very unfortunate story for a man in the UK, cancer
and his penis.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I didn't even know that was a thing. No, and editing.
It was gonna get cut off. Yeah, what a pain
in there.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
For a while he did what a lot of blokes
do to ignore it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, and then it got worse, and then he ended
up going in and they're like, yep, we've got.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
To take that off. Oh no, it's not funny. It's
not funny. She hear us laughing about my sectomies? Are
we in here, you know, gagging it up? Did I
say something? It was urmous? Do they leave it? Did
they leave the the dangly bits underneath?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I imagine they would, right, they wouldn't take the whole thing. No,
just so the poor guy.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, so you're horrible, but yeah, very horrible. Do you
know there was this story but way back, I think
in the eighties nineties. It was Loraina and John Bobbitt
and they she they were a couple, and I think
she she shivered his one off and an argument like
a argument, yeah, oh we all threatened that. Yeah. Well
she went through followed through Amen's sister. And I think
(07:59):
he always believed that he got another person's one attached
to him. So you could be like, you take your
pick from a plant, but no, he just got his
one reattacked. He yeah, just reading about you know, was bigger? Yeah?
What yeah? Who is this one? It wasn't mine.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Prak guy's a prack one, my prober one. It's a
lot bigger than that.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You know, the spelling goes down, You're like no.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
But you know. He went on a big rampage of
publicity tour. Afterwards he would start in a movie called
John Wayne and Bobbitt uncut did actually great pun really yeah.
He got into a different line of work and frankin
Penis was another one of his. And then he ended
up becoming a limo driver in Las Vegas and it
(08:51):
was in a terrible car accident in New York And
I see you got his toes imputated. Really yeah, just
been reading about it. That as a hell of a life.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, that's a really wow.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What a roller coast for ay next to mak a
roller coaster something that I'm looking like I'm doing after
the show today to do with modeling.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Oh yeah, I found a wonderful modeling like tips of
video from back in the day. Some great tips as
you head into your first modeling show. What you should
look like here you should look when you're holding the product, great.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Okay, well we'll find out what I need to do next.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
The hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I made a passing comment that my daughter said I
look like a catalog model and some hits advertising that
she saw around town for the show. And now all
of a sudden, Megan, John, I have decided that I
need to be a catalog model.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
You know what? I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
To hold that thought. Hold that thought, John, It's got music.
There was something like we were just say the wrong thing.
I was just going to have like a recap for
what's going I'm just saying exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm a model on the catwalk. Spent a long time
loading there in this morning.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I think it was no.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I just maintained that, you know, we work in radio,
so any thought you bring to ear I think it
was a dream of yours. I think it was your
way of being like, guys, I need to be a
catalog model.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It was co Keepy Company. They provide prams and strollers.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And great baby sits.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So, and I'm going to be modeling for them after
the show today, so you can hopefully see the photos tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Are you wearing that?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Well? I bought some other Coast Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I don't know what that's.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
What's wrong with that? Okay? And your your professional fish
and opinion.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
It's maybe just a bit of cash for a catalog show.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
He's got a blue hoodie on a blue ves you
can be my style, right. Well, we don't want to
see some sort of two bit amateur out into the
modeling game. Do we into the catalog modeling game? So
we've been up all night, Megan and myself tirelessly researching
and across a video from nineteen ninety two on VHS
which gives you some tips about modeling catalog products. Okay,
(11:08):
so take take note, bean boys.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Have you ever thought about being in commercials or being
a model in ads and catalogs?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
The manner in which you hold the bottle can portray
the perfume as glamorous or fun.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
It's actually the models that are selling the genes.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
The genes don't sell themselves.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
It's imagery, an action. Pose could be walking with the
purse or looking inside.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Many times when I have a call for children and
for two hours the child is crying, I will not
stand for the child at christ. Well, we have shared
so much information with you during this video.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
You'll probably watch it several times over before you understand
it all completely.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Do you understand that pretty much? Understood it all?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Thanks for the child crying pot.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
This is an agent.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I signed it.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I don't put up with Yeah, so do you want
to watch it several times over again? I feel like
some of these models I need to get watching that
several times over.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Look at the you can look great poses.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Look at the you know it's the smart the way
you can hold the product, So it's the prem How
are you thinking of holding the PREMP?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I just want to push the PRAM. I can hold it.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
If you want to hold it aloft, maybe you can, ye,
maybe you can hold it like a baby. High concept.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, this could be new for a Yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Not holding a baby, You're holding the thing that holds
the baby.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
There here we advertising exit. You sound like you're right,
won't children?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Next day? You get to the side. What song we
play in just a few moments once a week? Can
we get to pitch a song, a throwback Thursday song
that we want to hear. It's up to one person
and one hundred. The hats, we'll get to that in
a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
On the hats, the hats that jonaan Ben Podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Meghan, you do a great job of reading the news
the sport in the morning. You do, you do, you do,
did a great job. But I know at the moment
things are trickier, particularly around the sport at the moment
because Wimbledon, the tennis is going on, and some of
the names, you know, a little trickier when you first
look at them, You're like, oh, geez, how you pronounce this?
You don't want to get it wrong?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, just behind the curt and I when I read
the news, everything's like in just white writing, but then
I get a pronunciation guide and it's all like broken
down and big like read, you know, like phonetic spelling.
It really trips me up.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You do have some sort of exotic Eastern European names.
They're very good at tennis.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But tennis is on and a lot of seleprities going along.
Dave Grohwer and if you saw him from four Fight,
it's looking very dapper in a suit. Is here slicked back.
It's very unusual to see Dave grold dress like yeah, yeah,
but it's looking very suppose's a level of decorum sent
to courd at Wimbledon exactly. David Beckham's been there and
David Edinburgh as well. You know, David Edinburgh a legend
of the game. This is narration is amazing on wildlife shows. No,
(13:59):
we're beginning to but I was just reading this morning.
He used to work for BBC, or has worked for
BBC for many years. But in the nineteen sixties he
was working there. They used to broadcast the tennis and
black and white and the tears balls used to be
black or white and you couldn't see it. You couldn't
see the tears balls on the TV on the TV.
So he was a part of the people that when hey,
we need to make these different color, and they landed
(14:19):
on yellow.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So David the tennis.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Ball yellow, Well, he was part.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I don't know if he was the guy the headline
has tears balls yellow because of David Edinburgh.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
So there you go. So that's their headliner that I'm
reading this morning.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I wonder if he rolls that but out when he
goes towards Yeah, you know that these are yellow.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
See the balls there.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
He's ninety eight years old and times more capable to
the run in the United States than Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
And Donald Trump David Edinburgh deesterday. What a call claim
to fame. I mean, he's got a lot of other
great claim to fameus.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
He I just saw when he walked into to court
the other day at the beginning of the week standing
ovation from the entire Stadium David Beacon was next to
him at the whole stadium. He was getting quite teary
as because it might be one of his last year.
I start talking like that, you know it could be. Yeah,
every year they should have stand up, might be the last.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
He's still fighting for the planet even though we just
keep ignoring him.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Remember is it was it glass to a couple of
years ago. They got him on stage and all the
ping it up bloody gyms. He's like, okay, so guys,
we're really ruining the planet. Please just make sure you
you know you do the best to keep the plane
was that you were going to save the planet. Next day,
all their tents and rubbish, everything, the beer boxes and heels,
(15:38):
containers just all litter all over the farm.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I want to legend part of making tennis balls yellow.
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And ten minutes you need to stick around because we
tried to call the Brescos Lady yesterday and it did
not go great.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Right, We're called.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Someone that was a big flex from John O.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
What you think it was?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
What the accidental called? Yeah, oh no, that wasn't a flick,
that was mistake.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
We got called knobs as well. You'll find out what
happened about ten minutes of.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
The Hats the Hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I made of a comment a couple of days ago,
a foolish comment now in hindsight, that my daughter said
they look like a catalog model and one of the
hits advertising posters around town, and that has made John
O and Meghan decide that I need to become an
actual catalog.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
It's our seventh duty, our sense of responsibility to turn
this into something. And yeah, we want to make you
a catalog model. And thankfully, Meghan, you have your marriage
to a model.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Andrew Peppers, he's done one show and boy do I
hear about it, but he did have some advice for you,
Ben of your modeling debut.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I think it's just about looking really confused, like I'm
I'm not sure what I was doing.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
That's me, that's me every day.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
I'll be fine.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
I think you're good to go, although you know what
to look.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
You don't look too confused by the camera as well. Yeah,
so that's was the advice. He's model jewel so still
photos of jewelry. You just want to look a little
bit confused, but not too it looks too like cross eyed,
like why what's happening here? And then the wonderful Christian
phone through as well.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
From Edwards and Co, a New Zealand company, and he's
quite keen to have you model for their company.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
We've we've got a good looks and pushing a pram,
you know, bringing sixty back.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
All the women are looking for six.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
And prams go hand in hand. So is this your business,
is it, Christian?
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Yeah, that's a business. And we think that you look
great on the end of a PRAM.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
On the end of a PRAM. So you have been
signed up as a PRAM in the model a pre model.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Who would have thought dreams come true? No, that's great,
it's it's cool. I'm honored to be to be doing
whatever I'm doing today.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't know he called you a hot, dad, it's
important that I say he called your hot?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
You do people modeling prams just look like exhausted. They
have been asleep for.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Three days.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Now, So yeah, you're nailing it. And so we also
thought you should get some advice from the industry, to
professional advice from the queen of the catalog, Temmy, who's
the Briscoes lady.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Now you'd organized this, you know, I've got Bresco's lady's number.
I and how you got her number, tracked it down.
She's like, she's all good to take a call. This
was after the show.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I've been an open text year back and forth, and
She's like, absolutely call me. At this time. I was like,
we'll be there, and so we called it. We called.
I looked on my phone and I looked at Tammy
and I was like, Liz dial through to the Briscoes Lady.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Very confusing start, because the Tammy that wasn't the Tammy
that we hoped it was.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It was Tammy Davis, who's Munta Outrageous fortune, great actor.
He's on the radio Georgia fem He's very funny guy.
Really through us, we thought it was Tammy, the Briscoes lady.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
He listen, Hello, good morning, is it Timmy?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Sure, Hi, Timmy, It's just John O being in Megan here, Oh,
are you serious, Timmy? I thought we were calling Timmy
the Briscoes lady. You really, I was, like she said,
she saunds a lot more husky than I mean, a
little short, little liked doing me.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Change my voice quite bra on the fust. Wow, this
is very different for a roll that.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Hey, so Briscoe's lady welcome, How are you you? No
real good mate? You know, need a sale or.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Timmy, you've been bunny?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You good?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Make you John's like I've organized them. Guess the Briscoes
lady are like, well, John doesn't normally organized guests.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
So this shows you how well this goes.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Sorry, haven't spoken to you guys at ages me meek,
how do you do it every day?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I don't know, mate, it's lovely, lovely here your voice.
I know it seems very disingenuous, but out I'm asking
you how you are when we've called you by exce then,
but we will catch up properly.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, yeah, not.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
So, rist assured after eight o'clock, tell me the Briscos lady.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Temmy Dave's actor. He's great to catch up with, but no,
not great for modeling advice. So it probably hasn't done
too many catalogs and TV shows and movies.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
I thought the Briscos lady had a cold.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yeah hello, I was really short of the phone.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Sounded like a weed deer trying to avoid the police.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
The hes the Jonan Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
For Square Today one hundred years old? How was that?
That's incredible? Happy birthday? She's that well, that guy's an
inspiration to Biden and the Square guy with his stumbs up. Yeah,
one hundred years old, he's still cracking. So maybe there
is life left. And the old dog in.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
The White House sifly dying is here.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Definitely definitely runs through that. Chiky Charlie looks good though for.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
A hundred year heavy birthday, full squad.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Maybe Joe Biden should just come out and just put
thumbs up, like with the big smiles.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You never heard a word out of Chi's mouth. Political, cheeky,
A couple of thumbs up where you go?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Now, my daughter Andy, she's she's very particular in the ways,
which I love about it. And she told me something
a while back and now I can't get it out
of my head now.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
She like a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
When she eats her meals, she likes to eat it
in a particular way, like and she decides that she'll
eat the thing that she likes the least, going towards
the thing that she likes the most. So she saves
the things she likes and doesn't really like to mix.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
You will from kind. You know.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It doesn't mean she can't eat pastas or stuff that's
mixed together, but doesn't like to mix the two. But
now when I make her a meal, all I can
watch is like, oh, she doesn't like that.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
She's ranking.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, but she's not doing it on purpose. But in
my head, all I'm doing is watching my cooking and going, oh, well,
the potatoes they were, they were a mess.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
The potatoes that I spin hours.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
She's giving you a real time ranking without saying.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
About say anything. I just never say anything to her.
But the broccoli, I'm like, oh, you're eating that? You know,
That's what I'm thinking of my head. But it's yeah,
it's one of those things with the camera guy. The
same thing Chris. I think he did the same thing right,
he always.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
And he wouldn't let the foods touch I couldn't. It
was very apartheid of them on the plates. Yeah, no,
no food would ever mix with the other and you
would go through systematically. He had an eating disorder, eating
things and disorder every time he had a meal. Really
interesting to watch your meat, though, was it? And like
you couldn't not talk about it every time you watched him.
So if he had a roast meal, yeah, there'd be
(22:39):
sort of five different steps through to together. But then
there's some some I love a good old person who
does the fork upside down, just shoveling everything but the
potatoes but carrot's broccoli meat, and then they've ended up
with like this just medlely of everything on the plate,
which is that's the polar opposite.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I like to make the per last mouthful, so you
leave like the perfect you know, like a little bit
of everything the nice but it sours like a perfect
mouthful to end on. So that's like the leave it
finale because like that's the last thing you'll taste. You
gotta make the perfect last you do.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah, it's always disappointing when you do have something that you're.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Like, oh, I left the broccoli.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah, I kind of put you off.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Do you look the fork? Have you've seen people let
fours but a gravy juice on the damn you love
their meal. Basically, you see the person look at knife
or something, you're like, wow, that's really yeah, I'm sorry knife,
that's about Yeah. That's when you know you've you've nailed
a meal and he starts knife licking.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Next we're talking school camps. It's something that we walk,
you know, experienced throughout our lives.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Megan's dead wind on her Yeah, which was great before
he went, and afterwards you're like, maybe you shouldn't have come.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
He stopped you, stopped you having some fun. What if
we can almost get up to we'll find out. Next
to seven twenty one, The Hats the.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Heads that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Now, I was just messing you. So my friend returned
from school camp and five days of camping and this
and these these frosty conditions, no insulation in those dormond trees.
But at the time of his life said everyone should
do it once. I've never been on a parental school camp.
Have you been a parent on a school camp?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
In No, It was tricky that for this job, but
I guess yeah. My wife does it lots because she's
a teacher.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
She loves it. It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
It's such a cool thing. For the kids to do
and see them come out of their shells.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I just wonder if they find it more admin or
if they find it more fun.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
She always signs up for those things, and I like
to walk up the pinnacles and go and say hat
she'll sign up for those And I was like, you
don't have to do it, but she loves it, which
is awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Do they still do the classic I stion have asked him?
Do they at the end of camp talent show where
inevitably some dare dresses up as a woman and a
wagon buddy brings the house down. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
I don't know about the parents doing it these days,
but yeah, but a.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Couple of pillows and there you got some movies guaranteed
last Yeah. Yeah, but you're dead went on your camp, Megan,
He did.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
And I was so excited about it because, like Dad
was a lot of it. He was working heaps when
I was a kid, So the fact that he had
time to come on camp was awesome.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
It is an awesome thing when your parents do it right.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, And then he came along. It was so much
fun to call me Marie. But then he came along
and during this particular camp. I had like a big
crush on Josh in my class, and it turned out
that Josh kind of liked me too, so there was
like this little love truss going on, and I.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Was like Dad, like Danny Zuko and bloody what's the
name of Greece yet Summer Loven.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah, Dad was there and I remember him pulling me
aside at one point and he was like, you stop
being so bloody stupid, because I was being all silly
and flirty. So yeah, not a lot happened.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
So he crushed your crush, crushed your dreams and crush.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
And then what sort of keep separated for the rest
of the camp.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I think I probably killed it, to be honest, because
at the end of Camp Talent Show they played a
prank on me where they hid things under a pot
and you have to lift the pot and say what's
under it as quick as possible. The last pot was
Josh Josh's head, and I lifted the pot up such
a fright. I don't know she was under the table.
(26:14):
I lifted the pot, saw his head and I smashed
the pot down on his nose and split his nose open.
Oh geez, So I don't know if it was so
much dad, or maybe just that that killed the romance
in the end.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, broken nose will do that. Yeah, that will turn
you off. That is okay. The hits four four eight seven,
the Sam and Chuck open your school camp carnage stories.
What happened on school camp? Maybe as a student, maybe
as a parent and just kid talking about those giant
vats of peaches and Spaghettian babies. Where do they get
those from? I've never seen them anywhere.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Gilmore's jobs like Gilmore's set a bulk food or a
costco these days.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah, and a forty gallon drum for a pot, and
boy boy, they can cook a lot of meals. And
those hits four four.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Eight seven your school camp memories. Would love to have
those shed with us this morning.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
That Ben podcast carnage in particular. If you know school
keeps a lot can go wrong. You're managing a lot
of little bodies, is you know, sometimes nearly one hundred
children there weather the weather factor, and a lot of
the parents in experienced campers as well. They just come
along to be good parents and help a hand and
(27:24):
wonder the whole time. Can we sneak beers in here
can we drink? What's the protocol? Can't have beers? Police
chicks checks?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Of course, I can think about it.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
If anything goes wrong children this one to the ad.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Well, I probably still could, but legally get home from campus, Scott,
good morning to you. Well was the show? What happened?
What carnage at the school camp? Yeah? It was?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
I got lost in spotlight?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You got lost in spot were you? Were you the
child or the headult?
Speaker 8 (28:07):
I was the child?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
How long were you lost?
Speaker 10 (28:10):
For just just about half an hour?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I felt like an eternity?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Are you out in sort of the forest the dark woodlands?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yeah, risky game to play too, like this get out
there in the dark? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
They do the ones on the school camp my kids.
So it's like the Boomer.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Trail whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
And it's a big long rope through the middle of
the forest at dark at night and they have to
walk and people and you do it knowing that people
are going to jump out and ski you and you
don't have to do it, but all the kids do it.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
They all get fright and I'm like, doing that in
the first night of camp is wild.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah, but they still do it.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Love it. Oh, Scottie. I'm glad you were found in
the missing the missing child case. There would have been
some panic on those drunk parents wandering around. What year
was this? You're at camp? Remember nineties? No? No, yeah,
(29:04):
that would have been responsible by then. Good on you,
Lindsey will get you on. Welcome to the show, School
camp Carnage. What happened?
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Good morning, Tim?
Speaker 9 (29:10):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah? What happened to you?
Speaker 9 (29:14):
Well?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
I've got many a story, but I'll just lead with
this one. So Hamma Springs and we were all there,
We've done the big hike down for the swimm and soak,
and then we're all going to take the kids back
to the camp site. And you got a seven seeded car. Yep,
all kids are in. Yep, they're also.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
An hour later, the pool star bring this one child.
We're all sitting having dinner and event no one had
noticed that we've missed the child, and he get bought back.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
How many is that the whole day?
Speaker 6 (29:44):
No, he was there for an hour. He was having
fun by himself, but yeah, no one knew.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
So, yeah, I love you, I love you? Is that
right here?
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Sucks being that child. You're like literally, no one missed me.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I really appreciate it. I will I will add to that.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
And he's an only child, and I lost him a
couple of times. He was used to just walking off
by himself, and so as you're walking with a group,
he got, oh, look there's a megpie or something.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, got here you go. Lost the same child multiple times, lindsay,
that's a school camp records. Hey, we'll keep these coming through, eh,
I went, and the has four for eighty seven what
happened on school cam. We've got one about a deputy
principal falling out of a bunk bed. We'll have to
get them on all right, keep coming through.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
And the hat the hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
See it a couple of days ago, now foolishly that
my daughter thought I looked like a catalog model in
one of our hits advertising posters around the country.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
And we thought, Jesus is a low hanging fruit for
a desperate radio show trying to fill your times. So
Megan and myself in on a mission to get you
in a catalog and it's amazing how quickly it happened,
almost within twenty four to forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I must think that you're worthy.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Beget a catalog.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I know that someone that you know, Edwards and Co.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
It's a New Zealand company. Yeah, they do prams, baby goods, cots,
all sorts. They thought that you would be a good model.
They want to get you to do the catalog.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
So after the show today, I'm off to take some photos.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
In the park with a pram.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah. Looking and there's a lot of responsibility. You're there
to shift units. You need to sell prams for these
fine people. So we thought, if you are the Tibetan
Buddhist monk, who is your Delli lama in this journey
of yours? Well, my friend, it's the Briscoes Lady and Tammy.
The Briscoes lady joins us. Now, good morning, I'm good,
(31:33):
thank you.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
How are you.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yes, we're doing well. Slightly embarrassed. I just called I
don't know if you know the actor Tammy Davis before.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
And he answered the phone and Tammy.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I thought you had a cold or something. Maybe you've
got the flu.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
They have a bit of a masculine.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
It's great to get the Briscoes. Tammy, Now, welcome to
the show. How are you.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
I'm good to how are you.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
We're doing well great now. Tammy very excited because Ben
Boyce's daughter said he looks like a model and then
followed up with a catalog model, and so we're like, man,
we've got to turn him into a catalog now suddenly
made it my dream, which wasn't my dream, Tammy. But
his dream was to just film three minutes of radio,
little bit of chair with.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
A personal story that's now turned into this.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
See.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I think he came to us, Tammy with that little
tidbit because it was a quiet dream that he didn't
want to make too much.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Others, but he knew that one day he might be
able to fall through it.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah and go for it.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
Good on you.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Well, I need some advice because Edwards and Co Are
a New Zealand business. They make yourself prams and so
they want me to model for their catalog holding a pram.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I've never done any modeling like this before.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
So if we thought would go to the Queen of
the Catalog, the Briscoes Lady for any catalog modeling tips.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Well, the most important thing is to smile, to just
be relaxed and really comfortable. So I don't know, do
you get to pick your clothes. The most important thing
is wear clothes or if they picking the clothes something
you feel comfortable. And because it's really it's really amazing.
If they put you into something that you feel really
really weird or uncomfortable, you won't you won't be relaxed,
(33:16):
and you want to be relaxed. So smile. But I
know for me, and sometimes because you've got to, you've
got to do it. And I've done thousands of photos
over many years, and you've got to keep smiling. And
then your face outs to you so smiling, Oh, totally, totally,
so so it's just have a pause and think of
a funny joke. And it might even be one of
(33:37):
the jokes that your kids have told you, and it
might not even be that funny, but say it out,
say it out loud, and then you sort of do
this big laugh.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
It's like.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
And then and then your face gets in the right
happy smiley fasically and and away.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
You go, yeah, now do that, do Tammy's laugh, and
I'll take a photo of you. Mid last looks looks
a little psychotic. I was like a man who's who's
had a baby by accident, and he's like, I got
twenty years of child support payments.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Tell me the Briscoes Lady, for many years, do you
get used to seeing your face because that you know,
you must be used.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
To it by now, right, Well, yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
But it is I do always stop and think, oh,
does that look acceptable? Is it okay? Is is that?
Does that look comfortable and natural? And I think when
you can just be so, that's why actually, just having
a few jokes, just the punchline in your head. I
cannot remember the start of this joke, but there was
(34:42):
this joke that I always used to it and then
I would yell out the punchline and say, in a
box a box.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Try and make a I'm laughing. I'm laughing at another joke.
Speaker 8 (34:54):
But somewhat one of your listeners might be able to
come up with the start of it joke. But I
always remember, and I would say out loud, pull in
the book.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
That every time I see you laughing on the TV.
Now I'm gonna be thinking.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
And good luck, it's time we go.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Advice from the Brascos Lady. Ahead of my first catalog
modeling shot dropping tomorrow, I imagine is it in the catalogs tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (35:22):
I don't know how quickly these things.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Work, right, We were attempted to get the photos out
at least on our socials tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Yeah, there's lot of ear brushing that goes. Surely you
don't need any babes. They need a tired, beaten down
looking father.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Actually, next speak your photos, we'll talk about photo regrets.
Are your most regrettable photos that you've taken. That's something
I like, I've talked about to the kids of the
last couple of days. Stop doing this because they're going
to regret it.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
And then we're gonna get to that in three minutes
on the.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Heads the Heads that John wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
You're on a bit of an education mission with your
children who they're striking a pose every time they take
a phono. Oh yeah, it.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Seems to be the common thing. I think a lot
of young people. Dear, I say nothing ages you up
by saying young people, A lot of young A lot
of young people are doing it now, movie do it
from time to time. Is taking the taking the mackey
out of them a little bit as well. It's usually
a peace sign or a double peace sign.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
I thought there wasn't call anymore. I thought that was
how you tell if you're a millennial.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Maybe and a little tongue poked out to the wards
the site.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Peace signed tongue and kind of one eye shut up.
You got sun in your eye of conjunctividus. You look
like a demented hyena.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, and it's something that it's kind of a good
I get it. We've all got to go to when
it comes to photos. You've kind of got to go
to sort of pose. But sometimes I'm like, hey, guys, maybe.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
We should mix it up just a little bit.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
You can talk, I know exactly, but I'm like, I'll
try and mix it up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I'll do a point of a.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Thumbs up doing not a thumbs up whatever.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
You know.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
I don't have a big rotake.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
I love ad option.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Not that's the one.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
The guys, you might end up looking back at all
these photos go, hey, maybe I should have mixed things
up a little.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
But maybe there'll be some photo regret. Maybe not.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I look back at photos when I was younger, and
there is photo oh absolutely, but the other day a
shocking one.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Oh yeah, poor Annie and John.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Then if you a sudden did that they saved up
all their money worked hard to take the Little Boy
over to Australia see some koalas.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
And were standing in front of the opera house. Any
smart looking fantastic. My mum's you got it arm around
me and I'm sitting there pulling the fingers. Yeah yeah,
Dare take the photo and like an absolute little twig
and yeah I love it. I mean the fingers and
photos they kind of they're funny when they're quite young,
like they're quite funny, and then through your middle years
(37:50):
it just looks sad. It's like, why are you pulling
the things on someone who's looking at the photo? And
when you're ever gonna like, you're never gonna frame it.
That's not frame worthy. You're not putting that hanging on them.
That's not hang dangling off a magnet on the fridge door,
is it right?
Speaker 5 (38:03):
So we want we want to talk about photo regret.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
And maybe it's you know, something you did, or maybe
it's just a photo that you took that you're like,
maybe I.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Had a whole series of photos when I was younger
for about a year I did this like I did
I thought I was doing like sixty eyes. I do
like like.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Squinty like six eyes, you take a photo of them
and we'll put them on We'll put them.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Like pat my lips and do like that sounds pretty much.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
It was about a year or even longer years with
the photos like that, And now I look back and
I'm like, you're run that whole time.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, we're going to put that up on our social now.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
But it's very white. But we have a good photo,
and then we do a silly one and everyone knows
you can do whatever you want to do the silly one.
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Tell you who changed our photo game just yesterday, Paul Henry,
when he came in here, he's like, because you have
to do a photo, it's obligatory after an interview, else
no one knows you spoke to them. And then he
was just like, okay, here's what I've looked. A friend
passed this tip onto me. No one smile, just stand
there emotionless like eminem.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
And no one really screws up the photo like that angry,
just just serious and tell you what.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
It takes a great great.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
No tongues dangling out like a hungry draft. It was great.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
What photo did you regret? Maybe it's opposed you did.
Maybe it's the person you got a photo with. Maybe
it's it could be your wedding photos.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Even maybe someone took a photo of you as you
were in a precarious position. Yeah, and it floated around.
Good thing is back in the day those photos you
could break into someone's house and burn them. Now they
lasting forever. Photo regret love to hear your calls and texts.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
And that the hits that Jonathan Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
We're talking photo regret this morning.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yeah, it's if you there's a photo, a less than
favorable photo about you, circulating around the internets, or maybe
even a printed one. I remember First Southern Radio was
a stunt person and they would do stuff to me
and on the radio. In one morning, it was a
waxing under the mechanical parts of my body. All right, okay,
But to assume the wax position for there we're just
(40:22):
on the couch at the office like it was a
different time, and to assume you can only imagine the
position that you have to assume to make it accessible
for the wax to take. Someone took a photo of
it and it was circulating around. Someone TV three got
hold of it. So what I'm praying to God as
news Hub finishes tomorrow that there is someone there deleting archives.
(40:44):
Just blow out the system. But if you are in
charge of that, please just control all deleted from the
hard drives of TV. We got Tony hats How are you?
Speaker 9 (40:54):
How are you? Guys?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Right now we're talking, we're talking photo regret here. This
didn't happen to you, happen to your partner, said, oh well.
Speaker 9 (41:01):
Yeah, that was my doing against my partner, right, what happened?
And I thought I'd do the good thing. I got
her a mug, personalized smug for a booth day. But
I took a I used a photo from the zoo
with an elephant in it, and she took her fence
saying that, you know, did I do I look like
an elephant?
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Was she? Was she in the photo with the elephant?
Speaker 9 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
It's not like you've just given her a mug with
an elephant on it. This is just a nice one
with you and an elephant.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
Yeah whatever, That's what I thought of it, you know.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Was she kind of small though when it came to
putting it on. The mug just looks like a picture
of an elephant.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
Yeah, yeah, why are you attacking me at an elephant.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
So she used the mug at all or not?
Speaker 9 (41:48):
And she she does, to be honest, Yeah, drinks out of.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
It with her trunk.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
She drinks out of it and just steeres at yous
at you?
Speaker 9 (41:58):
What would you win on when I'm in the bead book.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah, well no, no one near his bed has been
giving his wife an eight What was an apron was
a frying pan.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
That's a frying pan. Yeah, with that exactly, there was.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
There's a long backstory to that one as well, but
I'm not going to go onto it now.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Maybe if you got a nice photo of her.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
It's not a long backstory. She said she'd like a
new fry pan.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
So this is the one that she wanted, not like
a birthday.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
It's a long backstory.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
You're right, I got other stuff as well. Here you go,
now cook me something. It was like.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
But anyway, all right, I'll give you the day off today,
but tomorrow I want a nice meal. All right.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
We're gonna hold you out with some help pizza. We
appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Calling Terry Lee morning. How are you doing all right, buddy,
Terry Lee.
Speaker 10 (42:44):
I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just love he goes
what was.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Going on there?
Speaker 5 (42:48):
I was like, that is quite traumatic.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
I thought you were crying. I was like that be
is what you do to me morning, that's talk.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
To you some photo regret.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
Oh god, I've just thought of so many more.
Speaker 10 (43:02):
Oh my god, I don't have to choose my wedding
all my twenty first.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Let's start with your twenty first photo. What was so
bad about that?
Speaker 10 (43:10):
The twenty first at the gate and it was my mother.
She brought me this like cheap has bracelet from Michael Hilbert. Actually,
by the end of the night already the bracelet had
made like a mark on my arm and oh really,
it's like yeah, and I was like parading it and
(43:30):
like taking it was like really hard.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Oh look at this.
Speaker 10 (43:35):
Cheap prison and yeah. So none of those sols could
he beget showing. But the wedding I just remembered we
touched some I don't know, I says on the air,
but I'll say some psychedelics say that. And by the
time the photographer came around, the psychedelics had kicked in.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
She just no, wonder you're finding this show so.
Speaker 10 (44:00):
Funny the photo. I guess all my life we thought
we came up with all these like really cool like
positions going on. Here. O, my god, you.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Will be like bloody cross.
Speaker 10 (44:23):
We were on each other's back. We thought we were animals.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
And great photographers like this is wow, this is an
interesting high.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
Luckily she was a friend, he was he was.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
You're the hook out and out. He's a love that.
That's such a great god. Jagers and
Speaker 1 (44:53):
The Heads That Joan Ben podcast
With the John and Ben podcast thanks to Challenge putting
the service back into service stations.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
A Megan, you did something yesterday very unusual in today's age,
you know, twenty years ago, not unusual at all.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I've never done this before, but I went turned to
get my nails done. Done that before. But it wasn't
until I kind of tuned out they were playing on YouTube.
They were playing Golden Buzzer bis bits from Britain's Got Talent?
Oh yeah, had I nearly cried at some of those moments.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
On the TV screen on the wall. Yeah, that's a
great thing. So I was love the Golden Buzzer? Is
it with Simon cow And they're like, oh, this one's
going to go straight through to the final.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
The only thing was because it was just golden Buzzer moments.
You knew that everyone was going to get them gone,
but still got me every time.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Oh they got the Golden Buzzer.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah yeah, So I was engrossed in that Golden What
a great compilation on you shout out to all the
people that you make those compilations.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
So that takes it's a lot of labor quiet there.
It's like they could be doing something productive with their days.
But they're doing that, so we appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, past the time while you're getting your nails done.
So she was putting the color on and I'd ask
for thirty seven, she'd put on thirty one. You can
see the confusion. The one might look like a seven.
And she asked me to look at it. Once she'd
done them all. She was like, you're happy with the color,
and I was like, I noticed straightaway it wasn't what
I wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Ye know, this is thirty one, lady. This is not
the thirty seven. Are they all numbered? Are they all
the different colors? It's just for an easy loa.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
So it was like a white, but it had like
a purple shimmer to it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I was like, I don't want to put what I
asked for.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I just sit with us for three weeks, so.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
We would order you and your fingers out of the
studio if you came in with white purple shimmer. Yeah,
to be honest, wouldn't notice it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, No. I was sitting there and I was like, Oh,
it's a big commitment to sit with us, and I
paid for it. So I said to her, it's it's
the wrong color.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Oh you complained New Zealanders don't complain.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I was like, real nice about it. I was like, oh,
that's the wrong one. I asked for thirty seven and
she was like, oh, this is a very popular color.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
And I was like she's trying to do yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I said not for me, and I had a massive panic.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I was like, it's not for me, complained face to face, and.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I was having such a panic about it. But I
was like, I can't sit with this for three weeks
if I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Like it doesn't sound like you did it in a
bad way, no like of your voice to make you
seem less threatening. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I always like anytime I do have to do it,
it's awkward, but I always go, hey, you know, briefly,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But I had nothing to do. She did a great job. Otherwise,
It's just like it wasn't the cooler I wanted. So
she ended up putting them.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
She's probably going, mate, I've done ten of these off
the golden buzz, so you're distracted by a golden buzz.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
She's literally said to her. I was like, sorry, I
was enthrilled with that guy. He killed it.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I've been here for an hour painting your nail every one.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Gets the Golden Buzzer backstory and then made me cry, Oh,
good on you for complaining.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
It does get results too, it does, just because it
was just like, just can you please just leave us alonely,
let's get on with their day.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Next, this is this is frightening a frightening story, John,
This is is gonna be frightening, Megan, not as frightening
for you.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
But I themed.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
No, it's not AI themed. It's male themed.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, it's not frightening for me.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, well not as much as it would be for us.
I'll tell you about it next on. That's Meghan. You
did something yesterday very unusual in today's age, you know,
twenty years ago. Not unusual at all.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I've never done this before, but I went tended to
get my nails done, done that before. But it wasn't
until I kind of tuned out they were playing on YouTube.
They were playing Golden Buzzer bis bits from Britain's Got Talent.
Had I nearly cried at some of those moments.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
On the TV screen on the wall. Yeah, that's a
great thing. So I was the Golden buzz is it
with Simon cow and they're like, oh, this one's going
to go straight through to the final thing.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Was because it was just golden buzzer moments. You knew
that everyone was going to get them gold It's still
got me every time.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
They got the golden buzzer.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, So I was engrossed in that golden bu
What a great compilation on you shout out to all
the people that she'd make those compilations.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So that takes It's a lot of labor required there.
It's that they could be doing something productive with the days,
but they're doing that, so we appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, past the time while you're getting your nails done.
So she was putting the color on and I'd ask
for thirty seven, She'd put on thirty one. You can
see the confusion. The one might look like a seven.
And she asked me to look at it. Once she'd
done them all, she was like, you're happy with the color,
and I was like, I noticed straightaway it wasn't what
I wanted.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You know, this is thirty one, lady. This is not
the thirty seven? Are they all number? Are they all
the different colors? It's just for an easy life.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So it was like a white, but it had like
a purple shimmer to it.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It was like, I don't want to put what I
asked for.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I have just set with us for three weeks.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
So we would order you and your fingers to the
studio if you came in with yeah, to be honest,
wouldn't notice it. No.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I was sitting there and I was like, oh, it's
a big commitment just with this, and I paid for it.
So I said to her, it's it's the wrong color.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You complained, New Zealanders, don't complain.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I was like, real nice about it. I was like, oh,
I think that's the wrong one. I asked for thirty
seven and she was like, oh, this is a very
popular color and I was like yep, yeah, and I
said not for me, and I had a massive panic.
I was like, it's not for me.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Complained face to face.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, And I was having such a panic about it.
But I was like, I can't sit with this for
three weeks if I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Doesn't sound like you did it in a bad way,
no like of your voice to make you seem less threatening. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I always like anytime I do have to do it,
it's awkward, but I always go hey, you.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Know, briefly here we go, but I had nothing to do.
She did a great job. Otherwise, It's just like it
wasn't the cool I wanted. So she ended up putting the.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
She's probably going, mate, I've done ten of these off
the Golden so you're distracted by Golden Buzzer.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Where she's literally said to her, I was like, sorry,
I was enthrilled with that guy. He killed it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I've been here for an hour painting your nail.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Everyone gets the Golden Buzzer backstory and made.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Me cry on you for complaining. It does get results too,
it does, just because it was just like, just can
you please just leave us a lonely let's get on
with their day.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Next, this is this is frightening, a frightening story, John,
This is It's gonna be frightening, Megan, not as frightening
for you.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
But themed.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
No it's not AI themed. It's male themed.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Okay, it's not frightening for me.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, well not as much as it would be for us.
I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Next.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
The hits that johnaan Ben podcast, very.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Very unfortunate story for a man in the UK, cancer
and his penis.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I didn't even know that was a thing. No, and editing.
It was gonna get cut off. Yeah, what a pain
in there.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
For a while he did what a lot of blokes
do to ignore it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, and then it got worse, and then he ended
up going in and they're like, yep, we've got.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
To take that off. Oh no, it's not funny. It's
not funny. She hear us laughing about my sectomies? Are
we in here, you know, gagging it up? Did I
say something? It was urmous? Do they leave it? Did
they leave the the dangly bits underneath?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I imagine they would, right, they wouldn't take the whole thing. No,
just so the poor guy.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, so you're horrible, but yeah, very horrible. Do you
know there was this story but way back, I think
in the eighties nineties. It was Loraina and John Bobbitt
and they she they were a couple, and I think
she she shivered his one off and an argument like
a argument, yeah, oh we all threatened that. Yeah. Well
she went through followed through Amen's sister. And I think
(07:59):
he always believed that he got another person's one attached
to him. So you could be like, you take your
pick from a plant, but no, he just got his
one reattacked. He yeah, just reading about you know, was bigger? Yeah?
What yeah? Who is this one? It wasn't mine.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Prak guy's a prack one, my prober one. It's a
lot bigger than that.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You know, the spelling goes down, You're like no.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
But you know. He went on a big rampage of
publicity tour. Afterwards he would start in a movie called
John Wayne and Bobbitt uncut did actually great pun really yeah.
He got into a different line of work and frankin
Penis was another one of his. And then he ended
up becoming a limo driver in Las Vegas and it
(08:51):
was in a terrible car accident in New York And
I see you got his toes imputated. Really yeah, just
been reading about it. That as a hell of a life.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, that's a really wow.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What a roller coast for ay next to mak a
roller coaster something that I'm looking like I'm doing after
the show today to do with modeling.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Oh yeah, I found a wonderful modeling like tips of
video from back in the day. Some great tips as
you head into your first modeling show. What you should
look like here you should look when you're holding the product, great.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Okay, well we'll find out what I need to do next.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
The hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I made a passing comment that my daughter said I
look like a catalog model and some hits advertising that
she saw around town for the show. And now all
of a sudden, Megan, John, I have decided that I
need to be a catalog model.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
You know what? I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
To hold that thought. Hold that thought, John, It's got music.
There was something like we were just say the wrong thing.
I was just going to have like a recap for
what's going I'm just saying exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm a model on the catwalk. Spent a long time
loading there in this morning.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I think it was no.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I just maintained that, you know, we work in radio,
so any thought you bring to ear I think it
was a dream of yours. I think it was your
way of being like, guys, I need to be a
catalog model.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It was co Keepy Company. They provide prams and strollers.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And great baby sits.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So, and I'm going to be modeling for them after
the show today, so you can hopefully see the photos tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Are you wearing that?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Well? I bought some other Coast Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I don't know what that's.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
What's wrong with that? Okay? And your your professional fish
and opinion.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
It's maybe just a bit of cash for a catalog show.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
He's got a blue hoodie on a blue ves you
can be my style, right. Well, we don't want to
see some sort of two bit amateur out into the
modeling game. Do we into the catalog modeling game? So
we've been up all night, Megan and myself tirelessly researching
and across a video from nineteen ninety two on VHS
which gives you some tips about modeling catalog products. Okay,
(11:08):
so take take note, bean boys.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Have you ever thought about being in commercials or being
a model in ads and catalogs?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
The manner in which you hold the bottle can portray
the perfume as glamorous or fun.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
It's actually the models that are selling the genes.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
The genes don't sell themselves.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
It's imagery, an action. Pose could be walking with the
purse or looking inside.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Many times when I have a call for children and
for two hours the child is crying, I will not
stand for the child at christ. Well, we have shared
so much information with you during this video.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
You'll probably watch it several times over before you understand
it all completely.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Do you understand that pretty much? Understood it all?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Thanks for the child crying pot.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
This is an agent.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I signed it.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I don't put up with Yeah, so do you want
to watch it several times over again? I feel like
some of these models I need to get watching that
several times over.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Look at the you can look great poses.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Look at the you know it's the smart the way
you can hold the product, So it's the prem How
are you thinking of holding the PREMP?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I just want to push the PRAM. I can hold it.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
If you want to hold it aloft, maybe you can, ye,
maybe you can hold it like a baby. High concept.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, this could be new for a Yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Not holding a baby, You're holding the thing that holds
the baby.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
There here we advertising exit. You sound like you're right,
won't children?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Next day? You get to the side. What song we
play in just a few moments once a week? Can
we get to pitch a song, a throwback Thursday song
that we want to hear. It's up to one person
and one hundred. The hats, we'll get to that in
a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
On the hats, the hats that jonaan Ben Podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Meghan, you do a great job of reading the news
the sport in the morning. You do, you do, you do,
did a great job. But I know at the moment
things are trickier, particularly around the sport at the moment
because Wimbledon, the tennis is going on, and some of
the names, you know, a little trickier when you first
look at them, You're like, oh, geez, how you pronounce this?
You don't want to get it wrong?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, just behind the curt and I when I read
the news, everything's like in just white writing, but then
I get a pronunciation guide and it's all like broken
down and big like read, you know, like phonetic spelling.
It really trips me up.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You do have some sort of exotic Eastern European names.
They're very good at tennis.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But tennis is on and a lot of seleprities going along.
Dave Grohwer and if you saw him from four Fight,
it's looking very dapper in a suit. Is here slicked back.
It's very unusual to see Dave grold dress like yeah, yeah,
but it's looking very suppose's a level of decorum sent
to courd at Wimbledon exactly. David Beckham's been there and
David Edinburgh as well. You know, David Edinburgh a legend
of the game. This is narration is amazing on wildlife shows. No,
(13:59):
we're beginning to but I was just reading this morning.
He used to work for BBC, or has worked for
BBC for many years. But in the nineteen sixties he
was working there. They used to broadcast the tennis and
black and white and the tears balls used to be
black or white and you couldn't see it. You couldn't
see the tears balls on the TV on the TV.
So he was a part of the people that when hey,
we need to make these different color, and they landed
(14:19):
on yellow.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
So David the tennis.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Ball yellow, Well, he was part.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I don't know if he was the guy the headline
has tears balls yellow because of David Edinburgh.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
So there you go. So that's their headliner that I'm
reading this morning.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I wonder if he rolls that but out when he
goes towards Yeah, you know that these are yellow.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
See the balls there.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
He's ninety eight years old and times more capable to
the run in the United States than Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
And Donald Trump David Edinburgh deesterday. What a call claim
to fame. I mean, he's got a lot of other
great claim to fameus.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
He I just saw when he walked into to court
the other day at the beginning of the week standing
ovation from the entire Stadium David Beacon was next to
him at the whole stadium. He was getting quite teary
as because it might be one of his last year.
I start talking like that, you know it could be. Yeah,
every year they should have stand up, might be the last.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
He's still fighting for the planet even though we just
keep ignoring him.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Remember is it was it glass to a couple of
years ago. They got him on stage and all the
ping it up bloody gyms. He's like, okay, so guys,
we're really ruining the planet. Please just make sure you
you know you do the best to keep the plane
was that you were going to save the planet. Next day,
all their tents and rubbish, everything, the beer boxes and heels,
(15:38):
containers just all litter all over the farm.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I want to legend part of making tennis balls yellow.
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And ten minutes you need to stick around because we
tried to call the Brescos Lady yesterday and it did
not go great.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Right, We're called.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Someone that was a big flex from John O.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
What you think it was?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
What the accidental called? Yeah, oh no, that wasn't a flick,
that was mistake.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
We got called knobs as well. You'll find out what
happened about ten minutes of.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
The Hats the Hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I made of a comment a couple of days ago,
a foolish comment now in hindsight, that my daughter said
they look like a catalog model and one of the
hits advertising posters around town, and that has made John
O and Meghan decide that I need to become an
actual catalog.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
It's our seventh duty, our sense of responsibility to turn
this into something. And yeah, we want to make you
a catalog model. And thankfully, Meghan, you have your marriage
to a model.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Andrew Peppers, he's done one show and boy do I
hear about it, but he did have some advice for you,
Ben of your modeling debut.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I think it's just about looking really confused, like I'm
I'm not sure what I was doing.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
That's me, that's me every day.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
I'll be fine.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
I think you're good to go, although you know what
to look.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
You don't look too confused by the camera as well. Yeah,
so that's was the advice. He's model jewel so still
photos of jewelry. You just want to look a little
bit confused, but not too it looks too like cross eyed,
like why what's happening here? And then the wonderful Christian
phone through as well.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
From Edwards and Co, a New Zealand company, and he's
quite keen to have you model for their company.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
We've we've got a good looks and pushing a pram,
you know, bringing sixty back.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
All the women are looking for six.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
And prams go hand in hand. So is this your business,
is it, Christian?
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Yeah, that's a business. And we think that you look
great on the end of a PRAM.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
On the end of a PRAM. So you have been
signed up as a PRAM in the model a pre model.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Who would have thought dreams come true? No, that's great,
it's it's cool. I'm honored to be to be doing
whatever I'm doing today.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I don't know he called you a hot, dad, it's
important that I say he called your hot?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
You do people modeling prams just look like exhausted. They
have been asleep for.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Three days.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Now, So yeah, you're nailing it. And so we also
thought you should get some advice from the industry, to
professional advice from the queen of the catalog, Temmy, who's
the Briscoes lady.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Now you'd organized this, you know, I've got Bresco's lady's number.
I and how you got her number, tracked it down.
She's like, she's all good to take a call. This
was after the show.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I've been an open text year back and forth, and
She's like, absolutely call me. At this time. I was like,
we'll be there, and so we called it. We called.
I looked on my phone and I looked at Tammy
and I was like, Liz dial through to the Briscoes Lady.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Very confusing start, because the Tammy that wasn't the Tammy
that we hoped it was.
Speaker 10 (18:38):
Right.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It was Tammy Davis, who's Munta Outrageous fortune, great actor.
He's on the radio Georgia fem He's very funny guy.
Really through us, we thought it was Tammy, the Briscoes lady.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
He listen, Hello, good morning, is it Timmy?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Sure, Hi, Timmy, It's just John O being in Megan here, Oh,
are you serious, Timmy? I thought we were calling Timmy
the Briscoes lady. You really, I was, like she said,
she saunds a lot more husky than I mean, a
little short, little liked doing me.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Change my voice quite bra on the fust. Wow, this
is very different for a roll that.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Hey, so Briscoe's lady welcome, How are you you? No
real good mate? You know, need a sale or.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Timmy, you've been bunny?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You good?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Make you John's like I've organized them. Guess the Briscoes
lady are like, well, John doesn't normally organized guests.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
So this shows you how well this goes.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Sorry, haven't spoken to you guys at ages me meek,
how do you do it every day?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I don't know, mate, it's lovely, lovely here your voice.
I know it seems very disingenuous, but out I'm asking
you how you are when we've called you by exce then,
but we will catch up properly.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, yeah, not.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
So, rist assured after eight o'clock, tell me the Briscos lady.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Temmy Dave's actor. He's great to catch up with, but no,
not great for modeling advice. So it probably hasn't done
too many catalogs and TV shows and movies.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
I thought the Briscos lady had a cold.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yeah hello, I was really short of the phone.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Sounded like a weed deer trying to avoid the police.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
The hes the Jonan Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
For Square Today one hundred years old? How was that?
That's incredible? Happy birthday? She's that well, that guy's an
inspiration to Biden and the Square guy with his stumbs up. Yeah,
one hundred years old, he's still cracking. So maybe there
is life left. And the old dog in.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
The White House sifly dying is here.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Definitely definitely runs through that. Chiky Charlie looks good though for.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
A hundred year heavy birthday, full squad.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Maybe Joe Biden should just come out and just put
thumbs up, like with the big smiles.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You never heard a word out of Chi's mouth. Political, cheeky,
A couple of thumbs up where you go?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Now, my daughter Andy, she's she's very particular in the ways,
which I love about it. And she told me something
a while back and now I can't get it out
of my head now.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
She like a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
When she eats her meals, she likes to eat it
in a particular way, like and she decides that she'll
eat the thing that she likes the least, going towards
the thing that she likes the most. So she saves
the things she likes and doesn't really like to mix.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
You will from kind. You know.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It doesn't mean she can't eat pastas or stuff that's
mixed together, but doesn't like to mix the two. But
now when I make her a meal, all I can
watch is like, oh, she doesn't like that.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
She's ranking.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, but she's not doing it on purpose. But in
my head, all I'm doing is watching my cooking and going, oh, well,
the potatoes they were, they were a mess.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
The potatoes that I spin hours.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
She's giving you a real time ranking without saying.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
About say anything. I just never say anything to her.
But the broccoli, I'm like, oh, you're eating that? You know,
That's what I'm thinking of my head. But it's yeah,
it's one of those things with the camera guy. The
same thing Chris. I think he did the same thing right,
he always.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
And he wouldn't let the foods touch I couldn't. It
was very apartheid of them on the plates. Yeah, no,
no food would ever mix with the other and you
would go through systematically. He had an eating disorder, eating
things and disorder every time he had a meal. Really
interesting to watch your meat, though, was it? And like
you couldn't not talk about it every time you watched him.
So if he had a roast meal, yeah, there'd be
(22:39):
sort of five different steps through to together. But then
there's some some I love a good old person who
does the fork upside down, just shoveling everything but the
potatoes but carrot's broccoli meat, and then they've ended up
with like this just medlely of everything on the plate,
which is that's the polar opposite.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I like to make the per last mouthful, so you
leave like the perfect you know, like a little bit
of everything the nice but it sours like a perfect
mouthful to end on. So that's like the leave it
finale because like that's the last thing you'll taste. You
gotta make the perfect last you do.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah, it's always disappointing when you do have something that you're.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Like, oh, I left the broccoli.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah, I kind of put you off.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Do you look the fork? Have you've seen people let
fours but a gravy juice on the damn you love
their meal. Basically, you see the person look at knife
or something, you're like, wow, that's really yeah, I'm sorry knife,
that's about Yeah. That's when you know you've you've nailed
a meal and he starts knife licking.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Next we're talking school camps. It's something that we walk,
you know, experienced throughout our lives.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Megan's dead wind on her Yeah, which was great before
he went, and afterwards you're like, maybe you shouldn't have come.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
He stopped you, stopped you having some fun. What if
we can almost get up to we'll find out. Next
to seven twenty one, The Hats the.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Heads that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Now, I was just messing you. So my friend returned
from school camp and five days of camping and this
and these these frosty conditions, no insulation in those dormond trees.
But at the time of his life said everyone should
do it once. I've never been on a parental school camp.
Have you been a parent on a school camp?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
In No, It was tricky that for this job, but
I guess yeah. My wife does it lots because she's
a teacher.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
She loves it. It's awesome.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
It's such a cool thing. For the kids to do
and see them come out of their shells.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I just wonder if they find it more admin or
if they find it more fun.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
She always signs up for those things, and I like
to walk up the pinnacles and go and say hat
she'll sign up for those And I was like, you
don't have to do it, but she loves it, which
is awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Do they still do the classic I stion have asked him?
Do they at the end of camp talent show where
inevitably some dare dresses up as a woman and a
wagon buddy brings the house down. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
I don't know about the parents doing it these days,
but yeah, but a.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Couple of pillows and there you got some movies guaranteed
last Yeah. Yeah, but you're dead went on your camp, Megan,
He did.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
And I was so excited about it because, like Dad
was a lot of it. He was working heaps when
I was a kid, So the fact that he had
time to come on camp was awesome.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
It is an awesome thing when your parents do it right.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, And then he came along. It was so much
fun to call me Marie. But then he came along
and during this particular camp. I had like a big
crush on Josh in my class, and it turned out
that Josh kind of liked me too, so there was
like this little love truss going on, and I.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Was like Dad, like Danny Zuko and bloody what's the
name of Greece yet Summer Loven.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah, Dad was there and I remember him pulling me
aside at one point and he was like, you stop
being so bloody stupid, because I was being all silly
and flirty. So yeah, not a lot happened.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
So he crushed your crush, crushed your dreams and crush.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
And then what sort of keep separated for the rest
of the camp.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I think I probably killed it, to be honest, because
at the end of Camp Talent Show they played a
prank on me where they hid things under a pot
and you have to lift the pot and say what's
under it as quick as possible. The last pot was
Josh Josh's head, and I lifted the pot up such
a fright. I don't know she was under the table.
(26:14):
I lifted the pot, saw his head and I smashed
the pot down on his nose and split his nose open.
Oh geez, So I don't know if it was so
much dad, or maybe just that that killed the romance
in the end.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, broken nose will do that. Yeah, that will turn
you off. That is okay. The hits four four eight seven,
the Sam and Chuck open your school camp carnage stories.
What happened on school camp? Maybe as a student, maybe
as a parent and just kid talking about those giant
vats of peaches and Spaghettian babies. Where do they get
those from? I've never seen them anywhere.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Gilmore's jobs like Gilmore's set a bulk food or a
costco these days.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Yeah, and a forty gallon drum for a pot, and
boy boy, they can cook a lot of meals. And
those hits four four.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Eight seven your school camp memories. Would love to have
those shed with us this morning.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
That Ben podcast carnage in particular. If you know school
keeps a lot can go wrong. You're managing a lot
of little bodies, is you know, sometimes nearly one hundred
children there weather the weather factor, and a lot of
the parents in experienced campers as well. They just come
along to be good parents and help a hand and
(27:24):
wonder the whole time. Can we sneak beers in here
can we drink? What's the protocol? Can't have beers? Police
chicks checks?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Of course, I can think about it.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
If anything goes wrong children this one to the ad.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Well, I probably still could, but legally get home from campus, Scott,
good morning to you. Well was the show? What happened?
What carnage at the school camp? Yeah? It was?
Speaker 8 (28:00):
I got lost in spotlight?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You got lost in spot were you? Were you the
child or the headult?
Speaker 8 (28:07):
I was the child?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
How long were you lost?
Speaker 10 (28:10):
For just just about half an hour?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I felt like an eternity?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Are you out in sort of the forest the dark woodlands?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yeah, risky game to play too, like this get out
there in the dark? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
They do the ones on the school camp my kids.
So it's like the Boomer.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Trail whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
And it's a big long rope through the middle of
the forest at dark at night and they have to
walk and people and you do it knowing that people
are going to jump out and ski you and you
don't have to do it, but all the kids do it.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
They all get fright and I'm like, doing that in
the first night of camp is wild.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah, but they still do it.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Love it. Oh, Scottie. I'm glad you were found in
the missing the missing child case. There would have been
some panic on those drunk parents wandering around. What year
was this? You're at camp? Remember nineties? No? No, yeah,
(29:04):
that would have been responsible by then. Good on you,
Lindsey will get you on. Welcome to the show, School
camp Carnage. What happened?
Speaker 6 (29:10):
Good morning, Tim?
Speaker 9 (29:10):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah? What happened to you?
Speaker 9 (29:14):
Well?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
I've got many a story, but I'll just lead with
this one. So Hamma Springs and we were all there,
We've done the big hike down for the swimm and soak,
and then we're all going to take the kids back
to the camp site. And you got a seven seeded car. Yep,
all kids are in. Yep, they're also.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
An hour later, the pool star bring this one child.
We're all sitting having dinner and event no one had
noticed that we've missed the child, and he get bought back.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
How many is that the whole day?
Speaker 6 (29:44):
No, he was there for an hour. He was having
fun by himself, but yeah, no one knew.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
So, yeah, I love you, I love you? Is that
right here?
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Sucks being that child. You're like literally, no one missed me.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I really appreciate it. I will I will add to that.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
And he's an only child, and I lost him a
couple of times. He was used to just walking off
by himself, and so as you're walking with a group,
he got, oh, look there's a megpie or something.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, got here you go. Lost the same child multiple times, lindsay,
that's a school camp records. Hey, we'll keep these coming through, eh,
I went, and the has four for eighty seven what
happened on school cam. We've got one about a deputy
principal falling out of a bunk bed. We'll have to
get them on all right, keep coming through.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
And the hat the hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
See it a couple of days ago, now foolishly that
my daughter thought I looked like a catalog model in
one of our hits advertising posters around the country.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
And we thought, Jesus is a low hanging fruit for
a desperate radio show trying to fill your times. So
Megan and myself in on a mission to get you
in a catalog and it's amazing how quickly it happened,
almost within twenty four to forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I must think that you're worthy.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Beget a catalog.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
I know that someone that you know, Edwards and Co.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
It's a New Zealand company. Yeah, they do prams, baby goods, cots,
all sorts. They thought that you would be a good model.
They want to get you to do the catalog.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
So after the show today, I'm off to take some photos.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
In the park with a pram.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah. Looking and there's a lot of responsibility. You're there
to shift units. You need to sell prams for these
fine people. So we thought, if you are the Tibetan
Buddhist monk, who is your Delli lama in this journey
of yours? Well, my friend, it's the Briscoes Lady and Tammy.
The Briscoes lady joins us. Now, good morning, I'm good,
(31:33):
thank you.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
How are you.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yes, we're doing well. Slightly embarrassed. I just called I
don't know if you know the actor Tammy Davis before.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
And he answered the phone and Tammy.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I thought you had a cold or something. Maybe you've
got the flu.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
They have a bit of a masculine.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
It's great to get the Briscoes. Tammy, Now, welcome to
the show. How are you.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
I'm good to how are you.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
We're doing well great now. Tammy very excited because Ben
Boyce's daughter said he looks like a model and then
followed up with a catalog model, and so we're like, man,
we've got to turn him into a catalog now suddenly
made it my dream, which wasn't my dream, Tammy. But
his dream was to just film three minutes of radio,
little bit of chair with.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
A personal story that's now turned into this.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
See.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I think he came to us, Tammy with that little
tidbit because it was a quiet dream that he didn't
want to make too much.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Others, but he knew that one day he might be
able to fall through it.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah and go for it.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
Good on you.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Well, I need some advice because Edwards and Co Are
a New Zealand business. They make yourself prams and so
they want me to model for their catalog holding a pram.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I've never done any modeling like this before.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
So if we thought would go to the Queen of
the Catalog, the Briscoes Lady for any catalog modeling tips.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
Well, the most important thing is to smile, to just
be relaxed and really comfortable. So I don't know, do
you get to pick your clothes. The most important thing
is wear clothes or if they picking the clothes something
you feel comfortable. And because it's really it's really amazing.
If they put you into something that you feel really
really weird or uncomfortable, you won't you won't be relaxed,
(33:16):
and you want to be relaxed. So smile. But I
know for me, and sometimes because you've got to, you've
got to do it. And I've done thousands of photos
over many years, and you've got to keep smiling. And
then your face outs to you so smiling, Oh, totally, totally,
so so it's just have a pause and think of
a funny joke. And it might even be one of
(33:37):
the jokes that your kids have told you, and it
might not even be that funny, but say it out,
say it out loud, and then you sort of do
this big laugh.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
It's like.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
And then and then your face gets in the right
happy smiley fasically and and away.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
You go, yeah, now do that, do Tammy's laugh, and
I'll take a photo of you. Mid last looks looks
a little psychotic. I was like a man who's who's
had a baby by accident, and he's like, I got
twenty years of child support payments.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Tell me the Briscoes Lady, for many years, do you
get used to seeing your face because that you know,
you must be used.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
To it by now, right, Well, yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
But it is I do always stop and think, oh,
does that look acceptable? Is it okay? Is is that?
Does that look comfortable and natural? And I think when
you can just be so, that's why actually, just having
a few jokes, just the punchline in your head. I
cannot remember the start of this joke, but there was
(34:42):
this joke that I always used to it and then
I would yell out the punchline and say, in a
box a box.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Try and make a I'm laughing. I'm laughing at another joke.
Speaker 8 (34:54):
But somewhat one of your listeners might be able to
come up with the start of it joke. But I
always remember, and I would say out loud, pull in
the book.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
That every time I see you laughing on the TV.
Now I'm gonna be thinking.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
And good luck, it's time we go.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Advice from the Brascos Lady. Ahead of my first catalog
modeling shot dropping tomorrow, I imagine is it in the catalogs tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (35:22):
I don't know how quickly these things.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Work, right, We were attempted to get the photos out
at least on our socials tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Yeah, there's lot of ear brushing that goes. Surely you
don't need any babes. They need a tired, beaten down
looking father.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Actually, next speak your photos, we'll talk about photo regrets.
Are your most regrettable photos that you've taken. That's something
I like, I've talked about to the kids of the
last couple of days. Stop doing this because they're going
to regret it.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
And then we're gonna get to that in three minutes
on the.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Heads the Heads that John wan Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
You're on a bit of an education mission with your
children who they're striking a pose every time they take
a phono. Oh yeah, it.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Seems to be the common thing. I think a lot
of young people. Dear, I say nothing ages you up
by saying young people, A lot of young A lot
of young people are doing it now, movie do it
from time to time. Is taking the taking the mackey
out of them a little bit as well. It's usually
a peace sign or a double peace sign.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
I thought there wasn't call anymore. I thought that was
how you tell if you're a millennial.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Maybe and a little tongue poked out to the wards
the site.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Peace signed tongue and kind of one eye shut up.
You got sun in your eye of conjunctividus. You look
like a demented hyena.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, and it's something that it's kind of a good
I get it. We've all got to go to when
it comes to photos. You've kind of got to go
to sort of pose. But sometimes I'm like, hey, guys, maybe.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
We should mix it up just a little bit.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
You can talk, I know exactly, but I'm like, I'll
try and mix it up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I'll do a point of a.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Thumbs up doing not a thumbs up whatever.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
You know.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
I don't have a big rotake.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
I love ad option.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Not that's the one.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
The guys, you might end up looking back at all
these photos go, hey, maybe I should have mixed things
up a little.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
But maybe there'll be some photo regret. Maybe not.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I look back at photos when I was younger, and
there is photo oh absolutely, but the other day a
shocking one.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Oh yeah, poor Annie and John.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Then if you a sudden did that they saved up
all their money worked hard to take the Little Boy
over to Australia see some koalas.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
And were standing in front of the opera house. Any
smart looking fantastic. My mum's you got it arm around
me and I'm sitting there pulling the fingers. Yeah yeah,
Dare take the photo and like an absolute little twig
and yeah I love it. I mean the fingers and
photos they kind of they're funny when they're quite young,
like they're quite funny, and then through your middle years
(37:50):
it just looks sad. It's like, why are you pulling
the things on someone who's looking at the photo? And
when you're ever gonna like, you're never gonna frame it.
That's not frame worthy. You're not putting that hanging on them.
That's not hang dangling off a magnet on the fridge door,
is it right?
Speaker 5 (38:03):
So we want we want to talk about photo regret.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
And maybe it's you know, something you did, or maybe
it's just a photo that you took that you're like,
maybe I.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Had a whole series of photos when I was younger
for about a year I did this like I did
I thought I was doing like sixty eyes. I do
like like.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Squinty like six eyes, you take a photo of them
and we'll put them on We'll put them.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Like pat my lips and do like that sounds pretty much.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
It was about a year or even longer years with
the photos like that, And now I look back and
I'm like, you're run that whole time.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, we're going to put that up on our social now.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
But it's very white. But we have a good photo,
and then we do a silly one and everyone knows
you can do whatever you want to do the silly one.
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Tell you who changed our photo game just yesterday, Paul Henry,
when he came in here, he's like, because you have
to do a photo, it's obligatory after an interview, else
no one knows you spoke to them. And then he
was just like, okay, here's what I've looked. A friend
passed this tip onto me. No one smile, just stand
there emotionless like eminem.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
And no one really screws up the photo like that angry,
just just serious and tell you what.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
It takes a great great.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
No tongues dangling out like a hungry draft. It was great.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
What photo did you regret? Maybe it's opposed you did.
Maybe it's the person you got a photo with. Maybe
it's it could be your wedding photos.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Even maybe someone took a photo of you as you
were in a precarious position. Yeah, and it floated around.
Good thing is back in the day those photos you
could break into someone's house and burn them. Now they
lasting forever. Photo regret love to hear your calls and texts.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
And that the hits that Jonathan Ben podcast.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
We're talking photo regret this morning.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yeah, it's if you there's a photo, a less than
favorable photo about you, circulating around the internets, or maybe
even a printed one. I remember First Southern Radio was
a stunt person and they would do stuff to me
and on the radio. In one morning, it was a
waxing under the mechanical parts of my body. All right, okay,
But to assume the wax position for there we're just
(40:22):
on the couch at the office like it was a
different time, and to assume you can only imagine the
position that you have to assume to make it accessible
for the wax to take. Someone took a photo of
it and it was circulating around. Someone TV three got
hold of it. So what I'm praying to God as
news Hub finishes tomorrow that there is someone there deleting archives.
(40:44):
Just blow out the system. But if you are in
charge of that, please just control all deleted from the
hard drives of TV. We got Tony hats How are you?
Speaker 9 (40:54):
How are you? Guys?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Right now we're talking, we're talking photo regret here. This
didn't happen to you, happen to your partner, said, oh well.
Speaker 9 (41:01):
Yeah, that was my doing against my partner, right, what happened?
And I thought I'd do the good thing. I got
her a mug, personalized smug for a booth day. But
I took a I used a photo from the zoo
with an elephant in it, and she took her fence
saying that, you know, did I do I look like
an elephant?
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Was she? Was she in the photo with the elephant?
Speaker 9 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
It's not like you've just given her a mug with
an elephant on it. This is just a nice one
with you and an elephant.
Speaker 9 (41:32):
Yeah whatever, That's what I thought of it, you know.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Was she kind of small though when it came to
putting it on. The mug just looks like a picture
of an elephant.
Speaker 9 (41:40):
Yeah, yeah, why are you attacking me at an elephant.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
So she used the mug at all or not?
Speaker 9 (41:48):
And she she does, to be honest, Yeah, drinks out of.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
It with her trunk.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
She drinks out of it and just steeres at yous
at you?
Speaker 9 (41:58):
What would you win on when I'm in the bead book.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah, well no, no one near his bed has been
giving his wife an eight What was an apron was
a frying pan.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
That's a frying pan. Yeah, with that exactly, there was.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
There's a long backstory to that one as well, but
I'm not going to go onto it now.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Maybe if you got a nice photo of her.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
It's not a long backstory. She said she'd like a
new fry pan.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
So this is the one that she wanted, not like
a birthday.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
It's a long backstory.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
You're right, I got other stuff as well. Here you go,
now cook me something. It was like.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
But anyway, all right, I'll give you the day off today,
but tomorrow I want a nice meal. All right.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
We're gonna hold you out with some help pizza. We
appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Calling Terry Lee morning. How are you doing all right, buddy,
Terry Lee.
Speaker 10 (42:44):
I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just love he goes
what was.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Going on there?
Speaker 5 (42:48):
I was like, that is quite traumatic.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
I thought you were crying. I was like that be
is what you do to me morning, that's talk.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
To you some photo regret.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
Oh god, I've just thought of so many more.
Speaker 10 (43:02):
Oh my god, I don't have to choose my wedding
all my twenty first.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Let's start with your twenty first photo. What was so
bad about that?
Speaker 10 (43:10):
The twenty first at the gate and it was my mother.
She brought me this like cheap has bracelet from Michael Hilbert. Actually,
by the end of the night already the bracelet had
made like a mark on my arm and oh really,
it's like yeah, and I was like parading it and
(43:30):
like taking it was like really hard.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Oh look at this.
Speaker 10 (43:35):
Cheap prison and yeah. So none of those sols could
he beget showing. But the wedding I just remembered we
touched some I don't know, I says on the air,
but I'll say some psychedelics say that. And by the
time the photographer came around, the psychedelics had kicked in.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
She just no, wonder you're finding this show so.
Speaker 10 (44:00):
Funny the photo. I guess all my life we thought
we came up with all these like really cool like
positions going on. Here. O, my god, you.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
Will be like bloody cross.
Speaker 10 (44:23):
We were on each other's back. We thought we were animals.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
And great photographers like this is wow, this is an
interesting high.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
Luckily she was a friend, he was he was.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
You're the hook out and out. He's a love that.
That's such a great god. Jagers and
Speaker 1 (44:53):
The Heads That Joan Ben podcast
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!