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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
With the John Ooyan Ben Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Cheers to Dilma making the world a bitter.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Tea the Olympacks. I'm loving the Olympics and also loving
it as a conversation starter. You know, everyone you talk
to the nose, are you enjoying the Olympics? Some people
know they're not watching at all, but most people seem
to be.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Just are the people saying not enjoying it? Just not engaging?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:21):
I mean here so, But I tell you what, television
is probably loving the Olympics. Linear TV an exciting weeking.
Over the weekend, we're going to catch up with Shrieking
ear from the New Zealand Herald is over there in Paris.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Zoey Hobbs so close tagging there one hundred meter final.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
They're like the rock stars of the Olympics, aren't they?

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it would have been historic. We are
coming to your life from christ Church this morning. We
flew here just so we could legitimately moan about how
cold it is.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Animal was worth every penny, wasn't it? The flight?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Although it's not it's not high today christ Church. Fourteen
degrees or thirteen degree so high today, you know, up
north to pick a place of Awkland our fourteen degrees,
so it's pretty similar.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It was one degree walking to work this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
It was pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
It works at the hats and crushes and shorts guys,
so you know, making.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Plant cool plan very cool. Now, Megan, you mean almost
missed the flights, didn't you.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Good?

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Look I haven't flown for years, for since COVID, I
haven't really been.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
So the last time he took a flight for work
or anything, yes, before twenty nineteen sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Yeah, wow, I'm out of really out of practice. So
like I tuned up and I forgot.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I just say, the system hasn't changed.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, did you need to Did you need a safety
video and put your seat belt? You're like, how does
that work?

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Seen a safety video for so long? I was like
really into it, Like what have we got?

Speaker 6 (01:42):
But like I forgot how early they bought planes, and
I forgot that I have to go through security. So
I'm like sitting out in the main area having a
bite to eat.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'll see you at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I got there.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Early, but I was mucking around and I was eating lunch,
and then they said the flight was boarding and I
hadn't gone through security, and then I go to security
and there's a huge line, including a bunch of all blacks.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, they're making their way to Wellington for the tests.
She had. She had to line. She had to hop
a hit of Bowden bear it, I.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Know, did you?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Did you say?

Speaker 6 (02:12):
I got past you because they keep saying they see
final boarding call and I'm stuck in the security line.
So I had to be that person, be like, I'm
so sorry, my flight's boarding, Sorry Boden, and so I
pushed past all these all these people there to be for.
Everyone was very supportive, you can do it. I almost

(02:32):
felt a cheer as I like ran away from security.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Well you're dead Wayne, big believer. And he doesn't like
to board planes when they ask you to board, does he.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
No, he likes to wait till they call your name.
And so I got because he feels like a VIP.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh you feel special.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
And also he's like everyone rushes to the plane. He
was like, you know how hard it is to get
your bag off.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
They're gonna wait for you. I'm like, they don't.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
But I got to the gate just and scamed and
just as they started calling the names, so I messed out.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Check that open that's okay takes four four eight seven
New Zealand's Breakfast. Do you work at the airport because
there is this golden theory that if you've checked your
bag and the plane won't take.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Off in America. Not in America the other day because
I was trying to get back and I was like,
what about the bags or on another flight, They're like,
they'll just go Yeah, they do.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
They just go here too.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't know. I've known if that's the case.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah, because they put on the loudspeaker, they're starting the
offloading process.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
But I don't know if that's.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
Just a skin the hits that johnaan Ben podcast, it
was pretty degrading, to be honest, the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
There was a conversation in Passing last week producer Taylor
raised on Is that she was getting her hair shampooed
and the salon she didn't know whether to keep her
eyes open or shut during the shampoo process. She believes,
I shut appears like you're you're fantasizing over what's happening
to the top of your head.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I think we've discovered now the hair industry want your
eyes shut right.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
So you're not like sitting there steering it.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, So there was the launch pad. Then all of
a sudden, I find myself, Oh, we're going to take
you to a hair salon. You've been to a hair
salon in fifteen years?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Will We felt like we were excluding. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Taylor was like, you know, you guys know about it.
And then we all looked at John and he's like, oh,
clearly you know. We're like, hey, that's fine not knowing
about it. Well, we thought, no, we thought not on
our white cha Meghan, No.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
We need to get you that gorgeous head master.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
So we did.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
We made a mockery of me, mockery of the heir industry.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
We talked to Viva and Chancery Lane and we're like, hey,
can we bring John O along you get Pepper to
get to enjoy those things that most people get to
do every sort of month or a couple of months
or something. And so we took you along and the
fantastic team there gave you a shampoo and a salon
for the first time. Have a listen. I got a
lot of cackles of laughter going on, but it's no,

(04:45):
there's no time for laughing, Megan, because right now is
a big moment.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
You're getting your here shampoo.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
There's a larther.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
We've gone for some purple shampoo because he's a blonde.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
But you also see, can we get some of the
ginger out of it?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
I was asking if the toner can get the ginger
highlights out of it?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay, So here we are. Okay, how are you feeling
so far?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
I feel like one of those ugly kids in a
rom com and then you've taken them to a beauty
salon to judge them up a bit, you know.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
One of those situations. Nice relaxing sort of hair wash
message of the scalp.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
It is nice.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Now, this is the issue that Taylor brought up.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Do I stare at you?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Or do I.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Least don't?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Please?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Don't? Please don't?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Okay, eyes closed, that's do you like ben not at
the basin?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Relaxing time must have been I didn't know the protocol
practice out of practice a very long time.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
So how was it? How was the you know, the
little message on the scalp? Wait wait, okay, I heard
you grown?

Speaker 5 (05:49):
He did grow grow, So it was actually very relaxing,
you got I appreciated that.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Nice little message. Didn't take them along, but hey, they
did it and you got to enjoy that whose ways
of shampoo and then they sort of wrapped your here
in some sort of like microfiver towel or something.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Right, it was like a heated towel.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
You've got steam done. And then there was a big reveal.
We're like, what's going to go on there? And we
didn't realize that they secretly put a wig underneath the
towel and what I reveal this was okay, this is
the big reveal. What's gonna happen now?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
But it's going to take this offing and delicious?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Okay, delicious? Have you ever looked delicious before?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
No one's ever called me delicious? Going to be called delicious?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Okay, here we go, here we go, all right, it's
coming off and we go, oh but he's gone blonde.
It's like a short friends.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
With a friend. You're definitely going to be a color.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Now you look like Lord Farquhar. Okay, that's probably go more.
But if you pull your friends down, you can go this.
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I don't feel delicious? So yeah, there was I looked
like a blonde Lego.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Character fresh record on this. Yeah, yeah, it was pretty.
It was pretty incredible, wasn't it your amazing transformation as well,
so thanks so much.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
So is the lady who puts on the Mick Garland
doesn't smile.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
The hits that johna wan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Loving the Olympics. At the moment, we're going to go
live to Paris a very shortly, Shree canear from the
New Zealand Herald bringing us coverage from inside the stadium,
which is incredible.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
She's doing a wonderful job talking to our athletes and
they're being very spoilish. She spoke to Zoe Hobbs after
she made the simmis for the one hundred meters and
she's been doing a great job getting interviews. However, the Aussies,
a bit harder to catch on a good day, have
listened to.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
This is an.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Equestrian rider who got silver. Okay, not happy with the
postmatch interviews.

Speaker 8 (07:47):
From press conference to press conference, asking the same generic crap.
And all I want to do is see my mates
and colleagues on the team and my wife and family
and have a beer.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
But I'll catch up, don't worry.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
I'm a bit surprised you didn't want to do these
into views tomorrow because we normally turn up completely hungover
and they're the best interviews you ever get. I don't
know why you want to hear from a sober eventing guy.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
So he can be happier, good, good, honestly there and
now someone who may be unhappy as the hotel that
we're staying and we're here in Christitch.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
You're doing the alphacause Elfaquis live at the Little Fiddle
for you're a fan of little musical instruments, and come
along tonight a little fiddle we'll do Alfaquiz live.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
You can win some money.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
So it started with me almost missing the flight if
you missed that earlier, running through the airport, and then yesterday.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Mine jumping all blacks who are politely waiting in line.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Thank you Boden Barrett. He was very polite, But there were.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
From the all blacks because you know they really should
be getting in front of you.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
But also they're not going to put up a fight
because then everyone you know, everyone knows who they are.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, probably not used to waiting in line for people
like you to go.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
If you're going to take advantage of anyone, know all
blecks a great one to do it publicly.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
You're never going to kick back.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
You're right.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
So I got to the hotel yesterday, and for me,
a mother of two little toddlers, I never get time
to myself. So I was like, what am I gonna
do to utilize this time? And so I fake tanned.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Which I thought was an unusually activity.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Was like, what did you do with your time? And
I was like, I'll put on fake tan.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
I fake tanned, and then I researched where we were
going to have dinner on Instagram. But I waited till
it was touch dry, and then I was like, I'm
going to sit on the hotel bed and just not move.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Now you may notice by my ghostly white, almost see
through skin complexion. Then I don't fake tan, but got some.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Down here you can use if you want.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Even Christ the little Fiddle, even I know I fake
tan on the first thing I'm not thinking is you
know what I might lie down.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
On that crisp, clean white bed.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
He didn't move. But we've seen the fighter. We'll put
it up on the story on the breakfast. Yeah, well
you're doing it. Felt like it looked like you're rolling around.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
No.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I even pulled the blanket over because I was like
it's touch dry, it's going to be fine. It wasn't fine.
I got up and it's almost like pinky brown. It
almost looks like a crime scene.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's a pillows everywhere.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
But Donald Trump, that looks oh my god.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
So it doesn't look like fake tan though. That's the
thing I'm worried about. I'm like, it looks like something's happened.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
I'm dreaming going back there today.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
They're going to be like, Okay, there's a bell on
your account.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Awkward conversations are going to be had later.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Right we switched Rome.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Well, I was going to say, we need to outdo
your one with worse stuff in.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Our roots, just to make it, just to cancel it
out for you.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
Well, I'm willing to give you my fake tan for
this afternoon. John, I'll be quite keen to see that.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I'm sure hotel cleaners have walked in on everything. There
is nothing.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
In fact, takes four for eight seven hotel cleaners, the
grimmest thing you've walked in?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
What have your seat Like's?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
See if I can hear that before nine o'clock this morning.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Next the hits that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, Now, there hasn't been one week where this beautiful
audience that hasn't been able to solve an issue that's
come through to your direct messages on Instagram the a Megan.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, this one.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
I don't know how people are gonna I don't know
which way it's gonna go, but let me read it
to you. It says, Hey, guys, this is a very
sticky situation, so I'd love to heal thoughts and your listeners.
Me and my ex husband split three years ago. We
have two kids, four and ten years old, and he's
now engaged to be remarried. I have had partners since,
but I'm single right now. But recently we've been spending

(11:35):
time together as a family and he's now told me
he still loves me and wants to know if I
feel the same. Woo he's getting married to someone else. Yeah,
I've loved spending time with our whole family and do
still have feelings for him, But I also feel like
he might just be getting nervous for his wedding and
he might just be craving something comfortable.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Obviously, there's so many other people that could get her
his fiance.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Our children would find it confusing, and if it didn't
work out again, would obviously be very painful for them,
But at what point are you supposed to put their
At what point are people supposed to put their feelings first?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Please help? What does everyone think?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
You, I hate to bring up your childhood trauma, but
you came from a split home. What would you do
if Ginny and Kiev got back on the block.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Now now a lot of water under their brow? I
mean yeah, well, but I mean you can. I'm sure
there's people listening right now. They probably have gone back
with partners. It is messy for the fact that he
isn't engaged to be married, that's a tough one. If
there was no other partner involved, you probably go, well,
why not give it another shot?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
That is a red flag for the fiance, though.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I think she sho go back to why did they
split up in the first place? What's that issue? Would
that issue still be festering away five ten years down
the track?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
You know, something that they can.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Work on because there's still feelings there right?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Tough?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
What would you do? Megan? Will you have you have
broken up with a husband before?

Speaker 6 (13:06):
I feel I feel strongly about people putting their feelings
first a lot of the time because You've only got
one life. Your happiness is very important, but it's hard
when there is.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Other people involved and to get hurt.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
I'm not so concerned about the fiance because I'm like
there's already a red flag there, Like I feel like
maybe he shouldn't be getting married to her.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
In the I was just thinking that maybe it's time
to sort of you.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Know, to see her free.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
Yeah she deserves bitter, but you know, it's it's troubling
with these kids.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
You don't want to and you're quite young, you know.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
What's alway, As you say, I have been through that situation,
and it's very hard for kids to get you know,
particularly a young age, to get your hit around. And
it would be quite confusing if things are on and
off again.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
But well, even as an adult, you were saying over
New Years on the beach, they were both on the
same beach.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Your parents.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
There's different locations on the beach, and I was having
to work between the two of them. Like I was
in some sort of like comedy movie like Missus Doubt,
you know, at table scene where we're like, oh, I've
met the wrong table, you know, like now I'll come back.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
So you know, that was even now it's a fully
grown outup you're dividing time on the beach.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Make all right? So we wanted some help this morning,
Oh Andrew, the hats four, four, eight seven are around numbers?
How about this person? Because it is really tricky dilemma
that it is.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, if he you're right, the fiance I think needs
to be set free because if he's having those thoughts,
then no good's going to come from that.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Interesting de Meghan this morning, someone slid into Meghan's DMS
and we need your help TM Meghan.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
So this situation involves an ex husband coming back after
they split three years ago. He now has a fiance, though,
but they do have two kids together, four and ten
years old. They both admit, well, she hasn't told him
that she's got feelings for him, but he does.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
What should she do?

Speaker 5 (14:51):
And you're worried about the you're saying the fiance, You're
not too worried about it. Sounds like she would be
better off without the guy if he's thinking about other women.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
I don't want it to sound like I don't care
about her feelings, but I think she needs to be
set free.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Because he's he's talking to us. There's leftover feelings, that's Missy.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
And the kids.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
You consider about the kids, now, I have a solution,
because you don't want them to get back together and
then if they decide it's not for them again second
time around, and the kids are left confused. Why doesn't
he put on a mustache and an Italian accent? Kids
don't know you're talking about missus. Doubtfire that work a
treat for a long period of time, For a period

(15:30):
of time.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
I mean, that's not just the kids.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Believe this man in mum's life is a completely different
you know, some sort of Italian.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Or do it slightly without the kids?

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Like, you know, how does she have like a family
dinner with Roberto and dad.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Mustache and Italian ex.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Let's get to the calls and text. They're coming through thinking.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Fast, Carol, you're on How are you?

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (15:53):
Not too bad?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
You've got some thoughts here, Carol, what do you think?
What's your suggestion?

Speaker 9 (16:00):
No, don't do.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
It, don't do it.

Speaker 9 (16:02):
Don't go back because the first time it's not gonna
work the second time. And it sounds to me like
he's a bit of a player.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Of a pantsman, you think their cares are well?

Speaker 9 (16:16):
Definitely?

Speaker 6 (16:17):
What if they've what if they've realized like what they
had and maybe there's been some growing and maturing, you know,
maybe they could work through their initial issues.

Speaker 9 (16:27):
Nah, nah, don't know it. It doesn't work.

Speaker 10 (16:30):
I'm not going to work the second.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
All right, Carol, appreciate your call this morning. Very strong
in the camp of don't do it.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Yeah, another text here four for eighty seven. He definitely
cheated on it.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Don't know how they got that information. Don't take him back.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
So that's pretty firm advice there. What's ending on the
hits Breakfast Facebook there?

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Megan mal said, Nope, nope, nope. You split for a reason,
so stay that way. Of course, there are feelings. You've
spent a huge chunk of your lives together, but it
won't work. Another said, if you still love him and
you've worked through whatever cause you to split in the
first place, and I would tell them otherwise you'll always
wonder what if.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
See that's a good point.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
You're a romantic, can't you.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
You're romantic, but like they both have feelings for each other.
I'm like, that's give it a chance. You've got kids,
you've got a.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Family, but it's called dear Mega, it's not called dear Carolone.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
He's got to hand the advice over. So is that
what you're locking in?

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Well, I think that's what I'm locking in. But I
think the majority of listeners are saying, don't do it.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Maybe we need to follow up for this one.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Don't do it at this stage, okay, but me, it's
me you need to give your advice.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
Then I'm also a marriage number two, so I'm always like,
am I the best person to ask?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
She's opting to ruin multiple lives and get back together.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I wouldn't go back with my exit.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
So that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
The Olympics are on at the moment, I'm getting very
sidetracked that one hundred meters about to say, we'll let
you know how the one hundred meters is going to
play out the hundred meter final with the men. So
they're like the rock stars of.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
The saying bolt event.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Right it is as right now they are there and
they're tight shorts and they're ready to go.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Are you allowed to commentate? I'd love to, Oh you're not.
I'd love to hear you commentations. But now it's a
big donute.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I'm sure the Olympic Committee would love to hear me commentate,
and then I'd love to build me for for the services.
I'm like, great, that was a good little gag for
ten seconds. Mate, that will cost you ten million dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
You'd be great to commentator.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I'll bring an update very shortly about who takes it
takes it out well.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
As I said before, scammed by the donut industry, okay.
I was sent to the donut shop with one clear
mission to get a donut, three donuts in particular.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Okay, and then somehow I came back with twenty two donuts.
Oh really, I went in there.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
I was like, okay, mate, I've been told clear instruction
that three donuts are all I require.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Who won one hundred meters by don't they all look
at Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Or Jamaica or the U.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
S A.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
It was very, very close. We come back to your
revenue after your revenue donuts.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Story, I feel like my story.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Try to talk. We're just looking at the TV.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Tell us how many donuts did you get? Tweet? Actually
under ten eleven segonds.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
You don't deserve to hear my donut story real.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Juxtas twenty two Donuts is John U s A U
s A.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Thompson.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
It was close.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
These guys are not twenty two donuts.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
No, you don't deserve to hear the donut story. Now
you don't. You're not worthy, got upsold. No, you texted
four for its.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Even if you want to hear the donut story, I'll
text it to you. These two don't if they need
me looking me in the eyes, steering the TV.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Apologies to the Olympics because they didn't realize they had
a schedule clash with your donut story. If they hadn't
read us, and jeez, the would be like what happened?
We lost the New Zealand no one was watching?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Are they all the same thing? Different?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
You're not trying to pull back.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
I worked hard on their donut content after hits that
jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Shari can here running her own marathon, the reporting marathon.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Halfway through. You're feeling good in the race so.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
Far, Shari, It certainly does feel like a marathon. Yeah good,
although I'm not sure if you can hear. I've lost
my voice a little bit, but you know, it's still
going strong and we're passed the halfway point.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
She's coming to us life from Paris but dead inside.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Is it true that you're over there for the New
Zealand Herald and we have obviously peggybacked on the back
of it to talk to you. But I've seen your
film some stuff. I've seen you out and about talking
to athletes. You're by yourself, right, you're filming, there's no camera.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
Piss no, I'm doing everything on my own. So it's
actually the first big assignment for me that I'm completely
on my own. So I've been joking around with everyone
being really the one woman band over.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Here the time.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Amazing action at the Olympics over the weekend, the athlete
which is feels like the premiere event. Fantastic efforts from
Zoe Hobbes over the Weekendsurie.

Speaker 10 (21:06):
Yes, it was fantastic. I was there for her race.
I know she was pretty disappointed afterwards, but just even
to get that phone, really putting New Zealand back on
the map on the map, sorry, in the one hundred
meters just incredible and just being at start to front
of the Athletics really started to feel like the Olympics.
You know, those are usually the events that we will
get really excited for so it was very awesome to

(21:27):
see it.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Well for her to make the semis incredible when you
think about it, you know how many people are sprinting
in the world.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
Yeah, yeah, it really is incredible. And I don't know
if you guys have recently watched that Netflix show Sprint
that focused on some of the fastest yeah in the world,
and it even if you watch something like that, you
get a taste of just how competitive it is and
how much work goes into a race that's ultimately ten
to twelve seconds long.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
This might be a dumb question, but I'm going to
ask it anyway. Like seeing it, like, I've never seen
athletes like that with my own eyes, not on the telly,
So what's it like seeing it? Is it faster in
real life?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (22:02):
I mean it does feel pretty fast, but at the
same time, I feel like the starts at really fast
and then the sort of backing of it as you're
watching the meet close to the finish line feels almost
like you're watching in slow motion. It's it's really weird
because it is such a fast event that they really
hype it up to the build ups quite real and
then yeah, before you know it, it's all over.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah, I mean ten seconds is pretty fast, pretty quick
anyone's language.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
You don't want to walk to the bathroom or anything
like that or looked down at your phone or anything.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
And what about Snoop Dogg, Because he's like, we're current
constantly on Snoop Dogg Watch and he was there with
Martha Stewart watching the equestrian dressed.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Up as a you know, dressed up as a horse rider.
Have you seen him?

Speaker 10 (22:45):
I just literally missed him by a couple of minutes
at the swimming the other night, and I was so
gutted because one of my colleagues took a photo and
was like, look, smooth dog was here. So I'm yet
to seeing myself, but I've been seeing stuff pop up
on social and it's pretty funny to see been doing.
But you know, he has been drawing in like a
whole new audience as well for the Olympics, which is
obviously the thinking behind it. The other thing I'm really

(23:07):
looking out for is, I don't know if you guys
have seen, there's actually an Olympics Snoop Dogg pin and
he's flowing the Olympic rings. So apparently really highly sought
asked now, but I'm not sure where to get one
of them. But you know, he's he's really become like
a bit of an icon here at the Olympics this time.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
If you don't want me asking, what's his role?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Es guy?

Speaker 10 (23:33):
Like an ambassador. Yeah, he's commentating some of these events,
so I understand that you can tune in and listen
to his commentary.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
But yeah, you sort of.

Speaker 10 (23:42):
Ambassador or some kind of influence sur vibe is sort
of what they're going for there.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
They're also the amazing thing not just Snoop Dogg going
viral as well, but some incredible things that sort of
go around the world from the Olympics. Megan, you were
just showing me a horse. Have you seen this one, Cherie?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
The rave Horse?

Speaker 10 (23:58):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Fill me.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
So. This is a horse from the USA, and most
of them dance to classical dance, do dress arge to
classical music, but the rave horse only does music to
like dances to rave music. But it's it literally looks
like it's dancing and it waits for the drop to
do like its little canter and it's quite incredible.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
I really need to see if I can add it
to my list of things.

Speaker 9 (24:21):
To go watch.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Have given that horse too much kidder, me too much
horse trequilizer and it's limit.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
It's best life at the Snoop Dogg. And that horse.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
It's got its own Instagram and everything.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
It's quite speaking of things high as well too. There
was a guy I don't know if that you saw
this over the weekend as well, Shari, a guy in
the pole vault who unfortunately seemed to have knocked knocked
off the bar out quite high with with what well,
I guess it's package. What was going on in the shorts.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
Yes, it did pop up on my TikTok feed this morning.
I had seen the video.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
It'll be flattering yet gutting at the same time.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
One gold in my eyes that the Olympics go not great,
But I turned into a meme and I went around
the world.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
He should have taped it under.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I tugged it.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Sure well, thank you so much for your time, mate,
halfway there.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Next Monday, we'll be done.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
I know the finish lines inside the hits.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
That johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Watched the one hundred meter final at the Paris Olympics
and it was it was a dead heat.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
For first they had that, so if you look at it,
they have the same time, but there was they round
up to seven point seven nine, so the actual times
were points seven eight nine and point seven eighty four.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
It was incredible close. The American Noah Lyles has taken
out the gold he was awarded it. And the end
of the Jamaican running at forty three kilometers an hour
in the racks.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
That is insanity, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
And I hope Lyles appreciates how he sabotaged my donut story.
The people still on the test machine could tell us
the donut story, John O, how you were scammed by
the donut industry. Well you'll never know, no, thanks to
the one hundred meter final of the Olympus.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah, now we are we're speaking of wedding. We are
sending you to Las Vegas if you're lucky to go
see the iHeartRadio Music Festival. It looks incredible. It's tripped
for two thanks to in New Zealand, you can be
spending five nights in Las Vegas. So we wanted to
do something right now Vegas or Vegas.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
So, oh, you tell us a story whether it happened
in Las Vegas. Or road to Vegas or Vegas Vegas. Yeah,
you tell us a story to a point that we
have to figure out whether it was ash Roto or
Loss Vegas. So you could go got married in a
chapel at a shotgun wedding. Now there could be guns and.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Shotguns.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I would normally go Las Vegas. But you're right, You're right.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
So that could be a fifty to fifty split. Have
you got a story from any three of those locations, Megan.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Where someone was going? Do you want Charlie, Charlie?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Whoa that could be from any of those locations? All three?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Do they make them?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I'm going to go Las Vegas on the streets.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Vegas if it was myth definitely Rode.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Ben Well, the one that you were part of. Remember
when our producer for radio a fight gone to a
fight now through dice at another man's face and.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Yeah, but these places you can gamble in Vegas and.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Are we wearing wearing?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Minutes ago?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
It was a Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
It was Las Vegas. It was a very funny moment
for us, not a funny moment for him when he
was playing the dice game and he threw the dice
a bit too hard and accident. I don't know how
he accidentally threw one off the table, smashed the guy
in the face, the big guy who didn't take it well, he.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Said, what sort of man? So it does in another
man evan and faces.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Good question. Good question, You're like, what sort of man
does that? And Dan, who was our producer at the time,
was he was like, I'll give you money. The guy's like,
I don't need your money. I'm a pro baller.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
I don't need your cash yet.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
And to rub Sultan to his wound. He was started bleeding,
but then at the hat back on the table, so
it came off his nose back on the table, and
everyone went yeah, because it was actually quite a good throw.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I was crying with laughing at I couldn't breathed. You know,
when you're laughing so hard, you have to like, I'm on.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
The verge of urinating myself.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Here did you go and compose?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Dan got his photo taken for security purposes. They took
all his details. It was like the guy came back
with a big plaster over his nose. It was it
was a very funny situation. That's what happened in Las Vegas.
But enter the four four eight seven. You tell us
a Vegas story, we'll try and guess next where it happened,
which Vegas.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
The Hats that johnaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
We wanted to know on one hundred the Hats your
Vegas stories because we are sending two lucky people to
the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas in September, which
would be incredible thanks to duc Ellen. You tell us
the story that's happened in a Vegas, ash Vegas wrote
the Vegas or Las Vegas, and we try and work
out where it was and we'll check you in the
jaw for that amazing trip.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Yeah, you can give a callers the telephone number for
New Zealand's Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
We're going to get Kim on from Tutor. Welcome Kimbo. Hi,
great to have you on.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
You tell us the story, we'll try and figure out
which Vegas is from?

Speaker 9 (29:23):
Sure? So where were I was on a match needed
family holiday with the kids and husband and the husband
was like, I'm just popping out down the road and
didn't return for about see for hours and just leaves
me streamed it no car or anything with the kids home.

(29:51):
It's been he'd been out gambling.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Oh so this, well it leads me to th think
it could be Las Vegas with the game. But you're right,
you can.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
You can take gamble in other parts of the world.
Seven hours is a long time. Would you take your
kids to Vegas? So on a family holiday?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
And she said he took the car right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Oh good? Sorry, what do you want to do? You
want to look in I'm.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Going to go, wrote, I'm gonna yeah to Vegas. Kim.

Speaker 9 (30:22):
Oh, you're right, We're going to check you in the
jaw to go to Las Vegas, Vegas.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
What was he playing the Pokey's in some bar? Was he? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (30:33):
Yeap, just in a c bar. I mean he came
back with a bit of money.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
But well you could be doing that in Las Vegas
if you if you went, We're going to check you
out of the jaw for the iHeart Radio Festival. Thanks
so much, Yes, thank you.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Seven hours.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Hell of.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Got to like five hours. And he's like, I'm not
I can't go back without any money.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Flora back and there's the joy of the Pokey. I'm
going to go to rollister now and welcome Rene, How
are you good?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Welcome to Vegas or Vegas or vegassh Vegas, road A
Vegas or Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Which one, Well, don't tell.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Us, don't tell us, You tell us your story. We'll
try and work it out.

Speaker 10 (31:11):
Yes, I was watching the hang Of a movie and
I thought I'd do my savings accountant a trip.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
I reckon.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
You said I want to go to after watching that
movie Screams of Ashburnerbury.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Okay, so you actually watched at the Hangover movie and
then you decided, did you Okay, we're gonna lock in
Las Vegas. She decided to go to Las Vegas after
watching that movie.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yes, was it everything you imagined?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:39):
And more? Yeah, the wildest thing that you got up
to there, Renee.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
Oh, probably bit too many cocktails day drinking.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Did you wake up with Mike Tyson's bedroom with his
tiger or anything like that? Or to.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
God on you, you're in the jaw to go back, Okay
to the Iart Music Festival.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Have we got time to take one more?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
So let's got a quickly we're on a roll, Olivia, Vegas,
Vegas or Vegas.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
You tell us the story, take it away live. That's
just one of those things where I'm just talking to myself.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yeah, Olivia is like, we didn't haven't got type for
one more?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Ola, what was your story?

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Remember my workmates in March, we're in a club and
we like hi to booth.

Speaker 10 (32:22):
We're real excited. We're like, oh, we'll get a bottle
of vodka. Then it turns out bottle vodka was two
thousand New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Oh now she's transferred the currency, which current New Zealand
dollars different from the South Island and Northland.

Speaker 11 (32:37):
With the difference you.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Las Vegas, Las Vegas. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Wow, It's not even like a sus Spade's champagne or.

Speaker 10 (32:47):
Anything that's one bougie bottle or anything.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
It was just the dand bottle Christoph sixty four.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
She's she was all right, this is an expensive bottle
where you could be big. Another one of those. You're
in the Jordan. Go to the iHeartRadio Music Festival on September.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Good luck the heads that Jona and Ben podcast.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Producer Taylor's just missing. She used to work for quantas
the Lombardi's her family generations of Quantus employees. She said
the rule in Australia was if you're not on the flight,
your bags aren't going either, but you do that in
an Australian excent. Now we're going to do outrage. Internet Outrage.
Do this once a week where we each find a
headline from the Internet where the Internet has been outraged

(33:28):
by something. We read the headline and then we have
to try and figure out what the outrage actually is.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
You want to kick it off this morning.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
So at King Charles Queen Camilla, they've sparked outrage in France.
This is for something that they were part of last
year and he guesses what what went on?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Oh, this is days at outrage. Does the outrage just
come out?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
The outrage has just come out, but for something that
was twelve months ago from yeah, yeah, they refuse to
try and speak French, which the French of course, and
then they just pretended to English and the French people
wouldn't engain. Well, that would probably cause them outrage. But
what they were part of us last year was a
big banquet that they put on, you know, the French

(34:08):
the government put on for them over there. And the
official numbers of how much it costs have just come
out to four hundred and twenty five four seventy five
thousand euros for a for a dinner they put on.
Haven't been there's probably I think at eighty eighty or night. Yes, sorry,
one hundred. It's not a lot of people, not not

(34:28):
that outraged by that.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
But that's going to feed them all and.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
They're expecting to be But I guess your money, your
taxes me again went towards that. That's why it caused
the outrage. They're like, you could have taken them to
you know, cross or something like Valentine's.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Valentine's exactly seafood, the seafood buffet.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Tours of outragers.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Want to Meghan, what you got most disrespectful act?

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Scene at Paris Olympic tract bringing still in France, but
bringing it back to the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Disrespectful, disrespectful act. Is it the athletics on the on
the track?

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Is it that that that pol volters disrespect knocking off
the bar?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
There is?

Speaker 6 (35:09):
That?

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Is just something someone was wearing. I've seen sprinters and
all sorts. As someone was running in a cap backwards
in the Olympics, and I.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Saw someone with a huge bowl on her head, which
you think would like.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Yeah, not very aerodynamic. I'm going to say it was
one of the long distance runners.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Was a long distance runner, yes, fifteen hundred meters.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Pushed pushed another runner out of the way.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
So this runner is the Norwegian runner, and he is
the front runner. He's you know, like haha, he's the
guy who's gonna like blits the field supposedly, so he
was when they all been down at the start of
the race, like getting ready. He's just standing there like
I'm ready, and the race starts and he's sauntering behind
them looking bored.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
He's well behind the field.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
And then it gets to the end of the race
and he absolutely canes it and starts sprinting and overtakes everyone.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Who's just respected by that.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Well they said it was unsportsmanlike.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
He can run his own race.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
How I really like the other runners were disrespected. Imagine
did you see that? Ten thousand meters? Blew my mind?
So ten kilometers crazy?

Speaker 5 (36:14):
They were running that in twenty six minutes. Wow, this is.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Three minutes. That is wild incredible, And they produced the
tailor you beck in our studio HQ this morning. Can
you hear us?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
I can?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Indeed.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Okay, you've got more outrage from the Olympics as well.

Speaker 11 (36:30):
Yeah, big outrage So Jonathan Owens, that is Simone Biles's husband,
the Olympic gymnast, that's absolutely carving up. So he has
posted a photo on Instagram holding one of her gold medals,
one of eight she's won in history, and everyone is
outraged because he's in the photo. He's the one wearing

(36:51):
the gold medal, and she's standing beside him kind of
looking like the supportive wife, and everyone's like, hang on, mate,
why are you wearing the gold medal?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
You didn't do anything.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Now this reminds me.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
This has shades of there was the Italian or some
of the European runner who ran a marathon and her
husband handed the kids at the finish side and YouTube
Megan and Taylor ACKed up off hard and then there
was more to the story a few days later that.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
She'd asked him to push the kids out and everything. Yeah,
but okay, stand correcton on that one.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
I don't feel like he deserves the outrage this time round. No,
I've seen that documentary. He's a very supportive husband. He
helped her get back to the Olympics this time round,
So I like maybe they feel like they're a team.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
She's won so many gold medals, what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
They're probably splitting the mass to carry on luggage. Otherwise
they're left to pay extra.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
It's very heavy. Yeah, she's actually come out since I
said just back off. We don't really basically in a
nice way. They were't really care about your opinion.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
But you think every time we interview an Olympian they're
very giving. They're like, do you want to wear it?
And so you'd end up being like yeah, and you
wear it in the photo like I didn't earn it.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
But they that johnaan Ben podcast to Megan pushing past
all those all blacks at the airport, Oh my god,
sporting achievements. Excuse me, mart you're running for a flight
and you had to push past the all blacks.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Everyone was very kind in that line and let me through.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Yeah, they lose on the weekend. It's because you've thrown
out their circadian rhythm. Usually just politely wait in line,
no one niggling.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
At them to jump ahead.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Just watching the high jump here at the Olympics, and
do appreciate an athlete that gets a slow clip going
in the crowd. But the problem is, once you get
a slow clip going, you need to deliver the jump
You're true. It's very humbling when the bar comes off
and you if I've made all these people clamp, they
was gonna it's a great view in the Olympics at
the moment.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
And now we're talking. You talk about you traveling yesterday, Meghan, Well,
you know, I went away on a trip with the family. Yeah,
try not to bang a bang on about anymore on
the radio, you know, because I feel like I had
nothing to talk about other than that. When I came back,
all this things that happened I want to share with
you guys, you know, mates and stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Yeah, are you But now we've got more content though.
Do you think you could provide more overseas content?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Well, I didn't. I thought I talked about all the highlights.
I come home and I talk to you about all
the highlights, the funny things that happened to all the highlights.
But we went to a friends place on Friday night.
We hadn't seen these friends since we've been away, and
so they said, how was your trip? They an't engaged
the conversation.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
These people want to listen to all of my yeah, regale,
my taless.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Tricks, highlights, no photos like no slide show, my.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Mate even said three the top three highlights of the
trap four minutes, four minute given her less and I
was like, well, I talk a lot about it on
you on the radio to Amanda, Amanda top three things, Maybe.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
That's what we should have seen. Too many returns your
top three things.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Bearing in mind, we went and saw family, but we
did you know, the credit cards not looking great now,
but we did some amazing things, bucketless things, you know.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I reckon. I know what she's going to say.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Well, yeah, okay, so we went to the Empire State,
we went Satu Liberty. I'm thinking what she got to
talk about? What she going to talk at theme parks shop?
But whatever? That is? What's her top three thing? First
thing she says, we saw the naked cowboy. I was like, okay, was.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Stuck in him?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Registered on my top one thousand things that we saw.
He's a guy in Times Square that is like a
sort of like a g string. He's got a cowboy
hat and he busks and he's kind of like you
may pop some of movies and TV shows from time
to time.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Is he there all year round?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
It that's all year round? I was like, oh yeah, okay,
it's cold in New York. Yeah, so naked cowboy number one.
It's okay, she's gone with number one, wasted one, okay,
number two. Oh we saw the naked cow girls. I'm like, okay,
this is interesting. This is the man. The second thing
has he got some I don't know how associated they
are with him. They're more sort of a body painted situation.
We got quite detailed into this discussion. I'm like, she's

(40:41):
really not talking about the things that I would have
talked about. But is my wife, and she's going to
pull things back with the third one, third highlight of
our trip. Okay, what's she going to do? Third thing?
I saw a guy pee into a bottle on the
subway to the stage, and I'm sort of nudging her
rounder the table. You're like, come on, mate, you need
to bring it back to some of the things we're
talking about. And then again we got into details and

(41:06):
my friends started talking about how he'd moved on, how
he goes camping sometimes he had to pee into a bottle.
So the conversation.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Legitimate, toterresty things we did.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I couldn't pull it back. I could pull it back
and I was like, well that was that. That's all
we talked about our trip to our friends with those
three things. On the way home was one of those
couple of conversations. I was like, what was with that?
A what was that?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
The theme of nudity and.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Watching someone urinate on a subway, So he that's pretty
phenomenal public in public, the aim, the aim to get
into a water bottle as well, you're right, that's a marvel.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Yeah, that's something you don't see every day.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
So I can I can tell what that was plucked out,
made that made it into a top the.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
A new sport that we want to road test here.
We're in christ Chitch this morning. The chai Athlon.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Yeah, in no way associated with the multiple sports happening
in Paris at the moment.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
We just want to make that clear.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
The Chiathlon is what we have designed to be the
most pretentious coffee you would have known to the cafe industry.
Now we are broadcasting from christ Church today. We're live
doing Alphaquaz Live tonight. The Little Fiddle come along with
some money, have.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
A little fiddle. Yeah, he's up for grands pimping him out.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Okay, so what we're going to do with the chiathlon
right now is where we are at the Hits studio
in christ Church, for about one hundred and fifty meters
maybe away.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
From ninety ninety the maps, so that's.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Ten seconds away. We just saw people run ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Noah Lyles just ran it an under ten isn't now?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Okay? So what John's going to do is he's going
to leave from the studio. He's going to run to
the cafe and then he's going to make a pretentious
chai latte. Order what's the most pretentious thing you ran
a cafe?

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Megan, I reckon a dirty chai, so that involves coffee
as well, a dirty chai with coconut milk.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
So hi, I'm from Auckland. Say start with that high
from Auckland?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Do you make? Do you know about good coffee down here?
Something like that?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
And then order like chai lade, make.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
The sweet dirty chie with coconut milk, extra hot with
chocolate on top.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Get there and then you need to race back without
spelling it and get it back into the studio. That's
when the time will end. You'll set at the time today,
then Megan all myself will try and beat it tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
This is the triathlon. Do I have an option to
say no right now?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Well, it would have been nice about three minutes ago
when we sort of brainstormed this, but we're here now,
right now. Okay, So we're gonna we're gonna call your phone.
I think we're going through your phone. Can you hear
us right now?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, coming through?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Okay, that and then I'm on the phone at the
same time.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Doesn't sound great. It's painful, more painful than the show
is normally. Okay, John O, your time as starting now?
Can we have some music?

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Grace, he's wearing Vans.

Speaker 9 (43:49):
Crystal Morning in Christ.

Speaker 10 (43:50):
You're just sitting it about tree.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
Now.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
What they don't do in one hundred meters is they
don't commentate their own rape.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
No, no, So can you see the cafe going out
into the brisk crush?

Speaker 10 (44:03):
What's the what's the prayer for?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
What do you have to put the pen into? Get inside?
There's a push to get out.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I don't know. And we're not going to say that.
Love on the radio, on the radio, We're love on
the radio.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Hold on, hold on, this is what.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
This is really this is really kind of goot your
time right now? How many? How many secrets? He is
even left the complex security? Forty eight forty eight secs
me and this is the time that we compete tomorrow.
Have you got out?

Speaker 9 (44:37):
No, I'm stuck in here. He's got a swamp cat. Okay,
this is not good. Can you cancel this off?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
My time? This isn't okay.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
We'll go. Okay, we'll restart from here as soon as
you get out the gate. Okay, okay, nice.

Speaker 9 (44:52):
There is there are issues with the gate.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
This isri We haven't got to the cafe yet. Here
we go. Okay, time starts now go now, okay, okay.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
On the ground, I'm running to escape pack.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
He's got to run about ninety meters that you worked
out before to the cafe. Don't know how busy the
cafe is, but he's got to order pretentious try at latte.
Say I'm from Aucklands. Yeah, question in front of question,
in front of everyone. It's someone in the line. You've
got a post right in front of him. Okay.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
It's wearing vans too, not great running shoes.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Per lot for somebody who just ran ninety meters?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Come here are you?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
You go for a run in the mornings?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
You mate, go on, okay, straight to the counter, say
I'm from Auckland's.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Okay, hold on, hi there, I'm from ak It's a
wiser Can I please.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
Order a dirty try lat.

Speaker 9 (45:57):
Take away?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (45:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
What's what else? Making extra hot?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Coconut milk hot please, coconut milk.

Speaker 9 (46:04):
With coconut milk, thank you?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
And chocolate on top?

Speaker 9 (46:08):
No coconut milk?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Mean, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Just go oat milk, oat milk yeap on top?

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Two inks.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
Okay, the order has been submitted.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
We'll see how you go to bring it back very surely.
What's the time right now, Megan.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I'm currently sitting at two minutes twenty The chai.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Athlon will continue next So what time will John I
get it back? And will you be allowed to stay
in christ Church for the next twenty four hours?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
The hits that John Oan Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
But right now we're in the middle of the chai ethelon, Megan.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
We have seen John O out to get the most
obnoxious Auckland coffee order, but will he make it back?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
So all it's time being what was time? The time
currently right now is.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Six minutes and forty nine sekins.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
He's run from the hits HQ and christ Church about
one hundred meters to a cafe up the road to
order obnoxious Auckland sounding Chai Latin order. He will join
us right now? Where about are you, John?

Speaker 9 (47:03):
I'm not looking good, looking good. These people don't know time.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Oh so you're still in the cafe.

Speaker 9 (47:10):
Still in the cafe.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Oh so the time will just keep chicken? Oh no,
he's fed up.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
The clocks even minutes in sixteen seconds?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Not bad, not bad.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
There's a blistering pace there, Barista.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
She did a magnificent join its extra hot, like I
could berely hold the thing. Not great for running conditions, right,
and they, I tell you what, we.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Really solidified some stereotypes about Auckland there in the in
the public setting.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
I was being all bulshy and pushing to the fun line.
And no one knows what you're doing in dumb radio bits.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
How did they react when you were like, Hi, I'm
from Auckland.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
She's okay, great say that.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I know she said it with a bit of a whisper,
but you're quite loud in those situations.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
It's awkward when you do radio bits out of public.
Noone's listening to the hits man here mate having business meetings.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Yeah, if you had a sip of your coffee, yeah hot,
is it coconut chaie with chocolate on top?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, and oat milk. That's a dirty try, dirty try.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
So that was a good time. Tomorrow one of us,
Megan or myself, will try and beat it in the chaiathlon.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
There we go, a good time, good time to beat.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
I fear if you have that now, it'll burn layers
off your esophagus.