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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This Gentleman Being podcast. Hey, that's us broad to you
by Hello Fresh the Experts and Tastes. That Kiwi's last
a story that's going around on the internet today. And
I said before it's it's probably worst nightmare stuff for
a male. Happened to a guy in Thailand. Now it's
monsoon season over there, and something that they do and
he he did this is when they go to the
bathroom and sit down on the bathroom they you flush
(00:23):
first and just in case any reptiles or anything are
in this sort of sawage system can come up from a.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Monsoon p Yeah, happens, happens regularly. So he's gone to
sit down on he's done, it's filled the protocol.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, tick that box. Set down on the toilet, it's
a safe space.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And suddenly feels an excruciating pain in his testical area
and looks down and there is a python latched onto
his disco.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Bits, swinging off trouser snake literally.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Like tag and release and still holding holding on for dinner.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So he's it and up and it's dangling around and
it's swinging around, and so he's.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Like, what have I got here? What have I got
to defend?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Myself, toilet brush starts whacking it, whacking it off with
the toilet brush, and eventually.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
The snake lets go of its grip.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And let's just say there's You don't need to know
what happened to the snake, but let's just say the
man is now okay in hospital. But he's he's okay. Yeah,
not poisonous too, no, thankfully.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, there's there's a Yeah. He also documented it on
social media somewhere like that legend all for the hits.
The scene doesn't look great, but he was grabbing. He
was grabbing the python, the snake one not that his
one of his hands, and you know as well, And yeah,
I had to basically go over. It looks a very
grab scene. But they had to go get the neighbor
from next door to drive him to the hospital. Oh no,
(01:47):
that's one of those scenes you don't really want to want.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What is there movie something about Mary when his hips
is the emergency services?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Exactly one of those.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, so much respecting condolences to that, to that poor
man resting up this morning. But what's the worst place
do you think you could be bitten by a snake
by a python?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Probably probably there the Jackson. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeah, I was always scared of going to like long
drops when you've got a camp and stuff, because I
was like, the spider's gonna buy my.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Something could happen in one of those We used to
work at the Rock radio station, remember that, and Dunk
who worked there.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh yeah, it's been a work.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Function went to the bathroom and he slipped while going
to the bathroom at the urinal and banged his head
quite badly on the floor and ended himself unconscious.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Him.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Another guy from the rock came in and went, oh, geez,
he's unconscious lying there with his with his little python
out as well. He's like seeing one one one and
got someone to help. And then he was like, well,
I should do the friendly thing and you know, help
my friend out not not have ambulances arrived while he's
got his his things sticking out of his So he
got his cell phone and then he just pushed it,
(02:54):
nudged it and pushed it back and from him zip
up his fly.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Don't see with the corner of the cell phone.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah, what my options are here?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But there is great thinking on the spot.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
To knocking out a snake with a toilet brush, you'd
hoped that you would have that thought and if your
thought process, if you're in that situation and using your
cell phone to focus, I just would have go on
a finger and.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
What would you have done?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
How would you have got that thing yourself? Phone's quite
a good but I probably would to say as you
probably just use.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You don't when I'm waking up. When I'm waking up there,
what are you doing unconscious?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Is?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
How did this happen?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You're like, well, mate, as you got to your head
there in between your two fingers holding.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Boss Harriett does Text three Boss Harriot's come into the
mix here with Polly.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
What was it? Polly?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Youmima?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Un fun fact PJ has no middle name, no middle.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What are then?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Well, she wasn't allowed Polly because there was another prolific
Polly in the radio and it's.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
A bit of Polly at the time.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Was a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Apparently good fell for it.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, what happens. People hear the story, they don't hear
the retraction later and then they go around believing right.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
There you go, where's the j come from? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, they're just like you have to be PJ. It
happens off in the radio.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
We were going to do something else here, but I'm
going to call I'm going to call PJ. What have
you got? Have you got Polly's number? The year? Has
anyone got a number? I cockerly said, I'm going to
call it like over number.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I'm not going to read it out on the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Plug the phone and we're going to get some answers on.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I feel like we're God answers J's J.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So I'll plug your phone in the Amegan.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You know radio they always make people changing their names.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Some reason is that there's a Clint. There was a
Clint issue at the edge too.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Isn't it some reason they thought no one could get
the hit around that two people could be called the
same name?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Randall, Yeah, there's two. Megan's one has to be Meg.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I got Megan live through to PJ Harding here. What
is she trying to hide from us?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
It's not going to answer because she never answers my calls.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Oh this is coming from your number two, isn't it?
Speaker 9 (05:02):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Police speaking?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
That is your real name name. That's not a clug clug.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
Embarrassing. I thought it was just one of those like
appreciate my Hey, look, I'll just.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Do on there for a second, probably probably a time
that you're on here at the moment.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh, what.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Have you ever worn? PJ has that energy of fear
as well.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
She does.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Was one of my bosses, obviously call you up just
to some sort of phone related serve. I asked your
questions about how you're finding many and things like that.
I understand how this.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
Guys, at least give me the huge up of unknown number.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
We never's from the radio, unknown number one number.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
It's myself.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
This is the one johnesus.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Listen. This should have been some comperence previous to this.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
My number in your phone.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I just wanted to know, why don't you have a
middle name? And what does the J stand for in PJ?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
So I had to change my name for the radio, yeah,
back in the day, because my name is Polly and
it was another well known Polly on the radio. So
I had to come up with the neck name. And
Jay stands for Josephine, my grandmother who I was very
close with, Pee Jay. So I don't have a middle name.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So oh there we go.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So no middle name, so Polly and then Harding is
your name, that's it, and Jay was a shout out
to your grandmother.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And finally the Legion she was a rally car driver.
My god, Well she tells us that we don't.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Know all the I feel like she just made that up.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
We could have gone with Maddie and Polly on the hits,
I know, but then it will.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Be a whole rebrand and I just have to change takes.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
And it was just so much, well, we've pull bet
the curtain in this cool many fronts, maybe too much,
would say.
Speaker 12 (07:01):
You're in so much trouble that JOHNA and Ben podcast,
jennifil Opius looked like she's filed for divorce.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
We knew what was happening, but the papers have been filed.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
From benefit to the solution of marriage. It's a really
good thing with Ben was there.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I was talking to Kevin Hart Ben Affleck, and he
was talking about his time in the movie industry, and
he said they did good will hunting and that sort
of propelled him and Matt Damon, and they wrote that
that propelled them into Hollywood superstardom.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And then he said, you know, I had a string.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Of movies that were absolutely flops. Complete flops, and everyone
who was his friend when they had good will hunting
and stuff in the industry. He would call, they wouldn't
answer as calls. He couldn't get hold of anyone. And
he's like, it was at that point that I made
the decision that this is just a job. These are
just transactions. I've got something that they want from time
(07:53):
to time, and they've got something that I want.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And that's how he's.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Treated the industry ever since. It's transactions, not his friendships,
because he's like, I thought these people with my friends
that just let them down, not met though.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, yeah, now I don't know. I went on that
it was unnecessary.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Now the Alphabet song, we all we're talking abs how
we all got to learn the.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
High horse?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Are we just something that's creeping in now?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It started across that these are the ideas that are
ually that started overseas.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
American ideas are.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Starting ideas bringing the ideas if I'm ready for a
change in the Alpha Bit song. Now, the problem I
think that they're having with the elf Bit song is
the run in the middle. It's the great run.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
We all know the p It's you've got to get
through it quickly.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
You get through a whole lot of letters. It's great
like that, but apparently it's too quick.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
It sounds like a word to children, so instead of
recognizing that it's l M no P, kids are saying, Alin.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The alphabet song has done us well for thousands of years.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Can't be better.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
We also were thought sbestos was pretty cool for a
number of Okay, maybe there is a better way.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So he's stuck in my way.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Later on TikTok and America showing us how they are
learning in schools now overseas in this well imagine we'll
be coming to New Zealand, so have a listen.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
They have changed the alphabet.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
They took they took out element op.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It is no longer a letter.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So this is how they sing it now in school
Ready cookie master A, b CD.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
E F G, love it, h j K, LM man O,
P q R S t U v w x y
Z lost me. Now now I.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Never will forget what how do sing the alpha?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I don't mind now I never will forget how.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
But you're there?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Then onto the old version that did us. Brad, You're
not only you're pausing, you're just changing the whole the room.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
But I like it because it stays steady the whole time.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
The one the Wind is a traditionalist.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
In the middle of it goes in the middle.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
It's like, wait, what, I know, We've got a new
Zealand band that we've named, but it's better.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Start steady be It.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Sounds like one of those boomers who got upset when
they changed the name of the Land Transport.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Don't understand not on my watch. Women they're allowed to
say in the workplace, are they okay?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
So I'm I'm all fine with I don't mind about that,
but I do mind about the elf bit song. I
just don't. It's just it's missing with me.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I'm with the new version. I don't like that in
the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yes, we're not going with these two. There's mum and
dad are fighting the.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
First time you've heard it, John O. We debated this yesterday.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
What are you your thoughts thoughts and you can go.
I don't care if you go with Megan, that's fine listening.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You're not going to like it, either of you arenger
like me, I'm completely indifferent. Like the song has played
much of a role in my life for the last
thirty five years. I don't want to remix it because
whatever is You say, you've got a kid, though, what
would you be teaching your kid?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
He does have kids like a new one?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, I hope your kids know the elphbit No what
age eleven and fourteen?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Well, I learned it in January, obviously passed on the wisdom. Ah,
I'll teach the old school, and only because that's the
one I know.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah, my children go mileripe.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Do you like the new version four four eight seven
and the hat sword?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Do you?
Speaker 8 (11:41):
Yeah? I'm going new the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The Alphabet song feels like it's been revamped, remixed, remastered,
cut up and destroyed by DJ Severe.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Whatever they say back in the day on.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Those albums, can I just say, and the whole time
I've been working with you too, I've never heard Ben
hold such a strong opinion of it.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
He's putting his.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Groook down Israel, Palestine.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
He won't dive into the album bet song though, staying
out stag O stay out of most things, stay out
of those things.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
But that's one I just like, I felt like it
wasn't broken. It wasn't broken. We all knew the alphabet.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
What we're saying is the Alamo gets run together in
schools and children don't realize that it's individual leaders.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Do you want me to play the new version again?
So listening, if you just joined the show, this is
what's been it's coming through.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
It's coming through that.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
It's coming from America.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Big ideas in America, and it's it's sweeping its way
across the world. We're gonna have lockdowns from the alphabet song.
So guys have changed the all of.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That they took, They took out element op. It is
no longer a letter. So this is how they sing
it now in school.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Ready Cookie Master A b CD E.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
F G A I j K LM man to throw Yeah,
listen to now the kids who's been learning it in school.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
He screws it up with his mom.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Heverless and weirdly, his name's Cookie Monster. She's like singing
cookie Monster. He would go O P Q R s T.
He does lose his.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Way, he does, he loses, he would lose his way
on the old.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
The investigation of the audio here will continue on U
V W X y Z.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Now.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I never will forget the sing alas.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I don't mind the inn.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I mean I like that it's in groups and it's
a perfect pattern rather than in the middle being.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Like what dumb kids weren't getting the L L E
N O P. Wouldn't secret leaders my child?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Which one that depends much? I like being Bestie, but
best he's a fan too, lost many fans. He's the
only one that.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
John Vincys coming through as well.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Maybe I'm in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Maybe I'm the wrong because the text machine is really
fired up four four eight seven.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I agree with being it doesn't flow, it's horrible.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I think it flows better, don't.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Jamee, what's broken? Another text?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I lost what it was after Q singing the Alphabet
song in the CA Yeah, anyway, let's go the phones.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Chrissie, you're on.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, mind your p's and q's if you were, if
you're passionate about the topic.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Do we like the new version of the Alphabet song?
Speaker 8 (14:30):
No way, No.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
I agree with Ben the problems.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We do sound like a bunch of moany old people.
Megan sounds progressive and fresh.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
She's like Kamela.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
We were all progressive ideas, but that's one I'm just like.
It doesn't feel like we're going too far.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
The Alphabet song is the rhythm. What what do you
like about it?
Speaker 14 (14:57):
Christ is at the rhythm and just so it doesn't
flow because the l m op it flows.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
It's a great part of the song, remakes the middle
of m wait and then we get back to a
nice pace.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You know, this one's fully paced out.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Okay, whoever was the O G rider of the alphabet was? Damn,
I've got a cram and element. Maybe someone's come along
and fixed it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I think John is swaying to the news side to.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Be Fijohn is just happy to check some coolers on here,
Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Although I will say on the tics.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
It makes you Trump.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Turn to listen to it. If it's come for the
US will turn into US politics. But on the on
the ticks four for a seven being ninety seven percent
of the orans with you.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah, hey, yeah, look it and make it look the heads.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
That johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
The artists are going to be playing at the Democratic
Convention today, the big political rally over there in the mirror.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
This is like a three day music festival, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
John Legend's playing tomorrow and there's massive celebrities there.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's a Peck Stadium too. Do they sell tickets? Turn
up to it?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
They had Little John Ley yesterday look like a concert.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You know, when we have an election, like the Labour
Party just hire out the local areas and we're happy
with that. Michelle Obama, I saw her speaking on stages
today like she could become prison Yeah, I reckon she
easily could wander into the White House and dream she
was up on stage talking God a hell of a reaction,
did a bit of a roast on Trump.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Who's gonna tell him that the job he's currently seeking
might just be one of those black jobs.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
She's the one person you would love to interview that woman. Yeah,
she's awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
One day, we can hope.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Went to the Humble Corner Dairy last night, and what
I love about the dairy is, you know, it's got
the top tier products. The products actually go to the
dairy for your milk, your lollies, chips if you're feeling
it been tourists. But sitting beneath it is a layer
of products which I like to call the slightly dusty products.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
You know, there's there You're like, why is this in here?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
But it feels like someone from the diary has been
sent down to the supermaket, just grab a whole bunch
of random items. So either fill out space, because in
the freezer, you know it's in the freezer, and you
look down at the bottom of the freezer, there's always
a siah Lee Danish.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
It looks like it's been sitting there for a long time.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
That's the Cold War.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, like it's probably I've never seen a Danish here
frost by the hypothnemia, but that Danish?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Is it just any chance that someone might come on
wanting a data who's even gone?
Speaker 8 (17:37):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I need a Danish? I'm going to go to the diary.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
It's also like fifteen bucks. But you know, if you're dear,
spread it when everything else is closed.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
My diary is still got old school pornography.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Right.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
How do we know that?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah, because I've seen the magazine.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, you means something like this and then radio test
to throw you under the busom.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, you've my diary.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
By way, you keep going to the jar. I'm just
gonna worp down and get a datus jet.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Where are you going for an hour?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
But I was said to get about two months ago.
Do it out of crushed garlic. She's like, going there.
You know, it was after sort of eight o'clock at night,
so and you walk into.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
The air and you're like, there is I'd say this
is a ninety ten split as to whether they're going
to have crushed garlic. Yeah. It's one of those items
that you're like, hey, i'll give it a bas Yeah,
give it a bas. Sometimes they pulled no, okay, no,
I didn't have it. But she was like, wait there,
a second goes out the back, returns with a single
clove of garlic. She's like, you could crush this right now,
(18:38):
and it becomes crush ger. But then it fell in
there another categree which they just make up a price.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
We're like, yeah, okay, this.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Random clover of garlic you pulled out, which was sitting
somewhere how much? And she's like you could tell. She
lifted her eyes up to the scene and was like, hm,
three seventy I.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Just came up.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I thought she was giving it to you.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Initially she's she's on the hustle.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, man, I don't know why why it was sitting
on a shelf. Same with the Danish.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, there you go, you're back again buying it and
other stuff with the magazine section.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
We wont the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Most of my lines got back to it. He started
in country, didn't he Yeah, and he's gone back. He's
got amazing boys.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It feels like you're like, this is the guy that
he is when you see him dressed up in the
cowboy boots.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And jeans and he likes jawts at the moment.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So he said crazy, isn't it the music game? Because
he started out essentially as a hip hop artist. See
now he's in his country era. You can do whatever
you want, can't you.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Really? Everyone's an eras that.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Megan's in a riddle era, she said yesterday, where she
thinks she can come up, she can solve riddles.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I got one of the riddles yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You're in a riddle era, like nearly one or two riddles.
It doesn't make it an era, it does.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I've done like to to row.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Now.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
You know, as your kids get older and you'll discover
this mega they become very quickly smarter than you. They
you know, particularly when embracing technology all those things, you
suddenly feel like you try to keep a handling it,
but things slowly start to slip on.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I feel like there's the thanks to the Internet, they
are ten times smarter than I was at their age.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, they just know more about the world and what's
happening exactly. Yeah, but my world at that age was
Mastered World.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
You don't need more world than Master, but you did
discover more.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Maybe you do.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The other over the weekend, I was walking with my
daughter see in it, and just walking down the street
and just past the traffic light, and then I looked
over as we sort of stopped because we were about
to cross, and she was doing what they do these days,
you know, the classic peace signs, tongue outs, you know,
posing like she was for a photo.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
And which you have an issue with because you're like,
you're gonna look back on those tongue outs peace photos regretfully.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, like everyone, you don't need to do it. Everyone
mix up, mix up your poses. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Are you doing a tongue dangling out?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
I tried to do it, just to take the post
out of it.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I've got lots of those tongues out hung out.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Peace side sort of peace said, yeah, they do that,
that's fine.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
But she was doing this in the middle of the
middle of the street about to cross the road, looking
up towards the traffic light, and I was like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
What's going on. She's like, she's on the sign red
light camera. So I'm posing for the red at the she's.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Doing a selfie for the red light at the at
the actual red light and the and the traffic lights.
I was like, oh, She's like, I'm just giving them
some good shots. So I'm like, well, firstly, that's not
really how it works, but hoping the.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Car and I'll run through the red light, then we'll
get a photo.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, like the red light does as far as I know,
doesn't come through the actual red light the camera. It's
more about people running the red lights and ah okay.
And there's one of those rare moments in a period
you're like, I actually told them.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Just because the words cameras like CCTV footage. You don't
need a tongue out there are there are cameras everywhere. Yeah,
there's no part of your life there's not a camera.
Steering to realize that it would be so much easier
to get away with stuff in the.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Eighties, the stuff we would get away with.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, no, cameras on.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
They're just like you just almost wander down the street
expecting to be captured in some form.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, well you look at like things that I say,
you know, sort of court cases and things like that,
and they you know, they've.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Got footage of people everywhere everywhere. You're like, damn, wash
you this before I and I and the red light
camera is a good one too. We have won down
the road from our house, which is the and they
stand out very suspicious looking van with a camera in
the bo and some virgilante, some Keiwi hero every day
(22:32):
would put like a bed sheet over the back of
the book because there was no one in the van.
That is it's still in one for the Community's.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
That jonaan Ben podcast produ's got a brand your podcast,
the Montoyas.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, come on and produce a tailor. We'll have a
little chat about the podcast. It drops every Thursday on
iHeart Radio. It's so going very well.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I had an issue with the poster.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Four and a half star review on the poster of
the Montoya's podcast, and I see to Taylor if she
had the option of giving herself because the stars were
on the amigan before the show had started credited to anyone,
you know, So if she had the option of giving
herself a star ranking, she said.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It on four and a half, not five.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So like it's like, who said four and a half.
We don't know, but someone she.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Didn't want to oversell it doesn't mean yeah, she didn't
oversell it. So for I guess four and a half
seems a little more realistic, you know.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
You know what to claim. It's perfect, you know, very
much perfect, thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
But something's a little off.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
It just half a point off.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, Now, Taylor, here is a part of the show
this week, which is dropping today.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
What's this about?
Speaker 11 (23:38):
This is literally just the opener of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Okay, yeah, all right, hey listen, you look good.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You've got a haircut, thank you.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
You smell really nice too. That's the big occasion because.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
We're filming our podcast. Okay, and the other week you
told me that I looked ugly.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
Wow, who's putting words into mouths now?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
I'm just using your techniques.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
I didn't say look, I'm though. I would never say
that because I don't think that. I think you're gorgeous.
Speaker 13 (24:03):
I think you're a beautiful specimen, which is why I
chose you to procreate with.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Well, you said something down the lines of I was
looking scruffy.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
What can I just say?
Speaker 13 (24:13):
You're the first person to point out when I haven't
shaved my leg, and you're the first person to point
out on my hand.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Looks like ship.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
So how does it feel to get a bit of
your own medicine?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
You know what I've got out of this little start
here is that we're both U Is it a bit
of our own technique?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Is that part of the shows that just off here?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
It doesn't feel like somebody listen to it. I'm like
to be hearing.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
Yeah, that's just literally how this sweet starts.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah, was the last episode he said you to respect
yourself and yeah, looking like a slob.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
I was like, oh, yeah, that's your relationship it is. Yeah,
you've got to have broad shoulders in the Montoya household.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
You do.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And I just can't wait till a couple of babies
get thrown because of pregnant with twins and then yeah,
we'll speaking of broad shoulders.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You know, like you say you're gotta ad broad shoulders here.
It's just cop what you're saying at home, but what
people were saying to you. Since it's been a bit
of an eye, literally, and I.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
Never would have thought that people are so comfortable to
comment on a female's body, especially when they're pregnant.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
But the broad shoulders. I was like, oh god, what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
He's saying broad shoulders.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
It's because you see it. Then I was like, oh no, no,
it's like she's got broad shoulders.
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Yeah, honestly, you name it. I've had it said to
me even the other day in the office. One goes, oh, god,
you're definitely showing now, and I said, oh, that's nice.
Speaker 11 (25:35):
That's what every female wants to hear from a pe,
not something.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You should say to a pregnant woman.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Oh no, I'm not the whole like, oh, how far
along are you? And I'll be like, I don't know,
five months and they're like, oh, I thought you were
ready to pop.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
It's like whoa, well, I got to be fear you
decided to go and get pregnant. Like why do we
have to walk on egg shells around you?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Just don't comment on our body.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
It's not yeah, haven't I say, Jesus, may have you
lost more?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You do everyone does.
Speaker 11 (26:02):
You're not hormonal, So.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I take it on. The take it on my big forehead.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Can I ask as anyone like wanted to touch your tummy?
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Mate?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
Everyone, everyone, strangers when I'm just walking, they just approach
the stomach.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
It's like a magnet at the moment, and.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Some people don't ask. Now that the problem with that
is is that to you it still feels like your stomach. Yeah,
so it still feels like a stranger is I just
think it's a little human now. It's like, well, my
skin is there. It feels like you're touching me.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, stranger, there was someone around here at work. You
did it?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I hit them up about to did you what did
you say you touched? He I hear you touch Yeah,
And she's like, what involved something?
Speaker 11 (26:56):
Since the guy that made me run six kilometers when.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
He knew I was pre.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
So we need to decide right now.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
We need to think basically, thanks to avoid around pregnant people,
what was said to you?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Apparently making them run sex kilometers?
Speaker 8 (27:10):
That is the hits that JOHNA and Ben Podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Wanted to create a list of things not to do
around a pregnant person because producer Taylor is pregnant with
twins and is experiencing a whole lot of these things.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
For the first time, and if some of these things
sound pretty straightforward to you, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
It's obviously not for everyone.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
No, No, you're right because a lot of people, even
when I was pregnant, were coming up and touching your belly.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
You need to just remember it.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Still it still feels like someone's body. Yeah, so it
still feels like you're just touching my stomach.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Feels like that's a no go zone. I understand that.
How about asking how dilated you are?
Speaker 13 (27:44):
Hopefully none, hopefully not at all? When I know I'm dilated,
You'll be.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
First over a text tack it on the show WhatsApp group.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, I'm seeings.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Did you give at that point?
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Speaking of the show WhatsApp group?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Obviously you decided to do this topic yesterday and you
know what you shouldn't say to pregnant people, and you
put a message on Facebook and Jesus, I can't I
caught up with last night the chain on the WhatsApp
group from Taylor, producer Grace and Meghan just reacting to
Facebook comments, Oh my god, g A w D just
an overdose of emojis and shock, shock, shock.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
How would you say that? To a pregnant person. Shock
things that people would say, Megan, if.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
You got some of those, we do. So we've got
I don't want to. I've got some on Facebook and
I've got some of the text. But we'll take the callers.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Okay, Jenny, you're on welcome Hi. And what we shouldn't
say to pregnant people jinbo.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
So this was my first baby, so I was quite
self conscious. I was on the stiff market. I remember
exactly where. I was a traumatized miss. So I was
very big. I carried out front. Meghan's probably the only
one that wants and that, and this man and at sixties,
and I tell you it's always older men said whoa,
(29:04):
you're so huge. And I turned around and he said
you must be having twins and I said no, And
then he asked that question, you know when you do?
And I said, oh, a few months. He said, rah,
like you look like, yeah, you must be having twins.
And yeah, but I mean, looking back on it, it
(29:26):
did look like I have a massive beach ball. But
like you just don't. No woman ever wants to be
called huge.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
No, Jenny, did you say, excuse me, sir, what's your
bloody excuse at least about something in me.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
Well, I'll tell you one thing. No one ever touched
my tummy because I gave them the evils any time
they try.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I think the general rulers. It's still someone's body.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
So if you wouldn't say when they weren't pregnant, don't
say it when they are.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
More cut thing that happened. So I had my baby
four hours later? Standing outside what's my baby? Four hours old?
In the catchle My husband was getting the cat and
another older man came out to me. He said, whoa
you heard a baby? And I was like, yeah, four
hours old and he said, and you're having another one?
And I was like, oh, that's impossible. And then he
(30:17):
corrected himself, Oh, your stomach hasn't gone.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Down, Like stop doing my god. I'm sorry. I was
just trying to make bender from two there.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (30:34):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
It's exists so many of these, we're gonna have to
keep these going. Go one more quickly, O, Katie, you're
on welcome.
Speaker 14 (30:40):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, great to have you with us. What you shouldn't
say to pregnant people?
Speaker 14 (30:45):
Okay, so again this was my first as well. I
was super, super super sick like spewing around twelve times
a day, and yeah, but I still gained thirty k
cag's whoa.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Sorry, sorry, shut up.
Speaker 14 (31:01):
I know I was huge anyway, So I was super
sick and I had to go to the hospital and
whatever to get fluids and blah blah blah blah. And
I went back to work and someone was like, oh,
have you tried not thinking about it? Like, it's probably
just in your head.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
That's a good theory. You pretends not happening.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
The hits that Joan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
We are just talking about what Taylor's care carrying twins
at the moment, and just what you shouldn't to pregnant
people mean, you've been pregnant before.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
I have.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
I completely heard most of these, to be honest. On
the on the Facebook page, someone said was it planned?
Was something they got asked a lot?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Your business?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
How about when I asked, do you know who the
father is?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Is it inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I'm feeling my way through this. We've got Virginia on
the phone. What did someone say to you when you're pregnant? Virginia?
Speaker 9 (31:58):
So this is a shocker.
Speaker 14 (32:01):
I've come from an Italian family and I said to
my mother, you make sure you don't bring hects of
Italians into the hospital.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Have you got that r? Yes, it's a zero Italian
to New Zealand.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
I have the baby and the mom, and then I
had a scene fiction and little Marco born and all excited,
and then she comes in with all these Italians.
Speaker 12 (32:26):
You know, they drew some black and the scars on.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
And one of them turns and she says, oh my god,
I don't think she had the baby a very fact.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Excuse them Italians? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
She runs the pizzeria?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Do you like mama?
Speaker 9 (32:43):
I was gonna say, hey, why don't you shouting? Mustache up?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Thing?
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Is?
Speaker 9 (32:54):
It brings me and all these donuts?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Right moms going?
Speaker 14 (32:57):
Man, your mom dont And.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I'm like, I don't want anything.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
I don't want to mistake.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Virginia. You and you and Taylor need to hang out.
Speaker 11 (33:09):
Yeah, we've got a lot of trauma.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh that's very funny. Thanks for your coolvir gin. You
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Thanks great text here four for oh seven talking to
the things you shouldn't say to pregnant people. Though I
was carrying twins, much like producer Taylor. These two old guys.
Was it always two old guys?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Two old guys.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Looked on the prem saw the twins and said, that
must have been a great night. Oh, it doesn't make anything,
Does it make it any greater? Another great one?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Here? It's pregnant. I was working a large, male dominated
heavy manufacturing company.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The guys in general are very good, except for the
older again, older guys, who said, now you're in this position,
you should realize you're taking up a man's job.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
So time to go. Oh dear God, old school.
Speaker 12 (33:55):
Oh yeahs that Jona and Ben podcast Spira.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Thought for Kim.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
The swan today been living in the christ Chitch Swan
Lake for about ten years, lost his long term partner
last year.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
The swarby.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Samantha was the name.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Of what do they call her?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Samantha Samantha Samantha was the long tin partner of the
swan barby.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Well, I don't think it's not a doul, it's a swan.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And now king goes around looking like, making calls looking
for into local cafes around christ Its looking for a
new mate as well. Back on the bird tender or
whatever she did long She's moving on pretty quick for
her rather than I don't know, but yeah, shout out to.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Kim lonely singles. Lonely singles in your area is one
of them? Now, Megan, speaking of lonely things, is a
lonely phone case? It's is turned up in your mailbox.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yes, I got a courier pack.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
It was pretty nondescript and inside I opened it because
the phone number on the front. When I messaged them,
they said, no, it's not mine and it's not Jackie
who it was addressed to.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
And there was the number and it was associated with
the name Jackie.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I was like, is it drugs?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
No.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
It was a Samsung phone case, a blue one with
a little sunset and a panda.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Can I can I say though for you know, because
you are we are looking for this person. But you've
really you've removed all traces of you, like you've thrown
out the package.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
You're like, oh, I text the number, but oh but
deleted it.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
She's recuously deleted the number from your phone because text messages.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
That because I've run out of storage space on my phone.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
So I really want to get your hands on. Bring in,
bring in the package. I know I've thrown it out.
What about the number? I know I've deleted there to be.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Fair, I wasn't going to do anything, but I told
you about it and you're like, bring it in. We'll
see if we can find the present.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I really wanted that, and I for write the package.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
There's a bright, bubbly phone case. Isn't too much happiness
for me. So Jackie is listening, Come and collect it.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
You know you paid good money for this. Yeah, and
what's protecting her phone?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Many questions? Why is the panda on a bicycle?
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Has also got a cell phone?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
That?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, the pander's got a bike in a cell phone
and well a biking in the night's time.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
It does look like that cute little picture. We'll put
it up.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
But she is up on the hats breakfast on Instagram
and Facebook if you want to see it, if you
are Jackie. But we wanted to know Andrew the hats,
what's turned up at your house that wasn't for you?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
That you didn't order? Because you hear these stories all
the time, like yours.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Yeah, and what do you do if you try and
get in touch with them and they say, no, it's
not me.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
We lost my wife lost a hat at a theme
park overseas many years ago, and she sent a message
by email said hey, I lost the hat, said our
a hat like that they sit one and the post
just arrived. Wasn't her hat? A replacement hat and it
was more sort of suited to me than to her.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
But every time I go to wear it, I'm like,
I feel like, it's not a hat, and I'm just like,
just take that hat. It's a hat, mate, it's on it.
It wasn't the hat, and they've done there, but that's
it over her hat.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
The person's pa got another hat that's got la.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
I don't know, but I've never I put it on.
Whose hair is this?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I feel weird of putting on another the head gunk on.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
It, everything, but I'm like, I don't know. Now I
feels like the hat's cursed.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
My friend was having a hens do and her big
thing was no strippers.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I do not want a stripper demanded it, and so
everyone at the venue they were like, okay, no stripper
is it is what it is? Then all of a sudden,
at the door, it's a police officer, but it's not
a working constable. Okay, so it's a stripper cop and
she's like, who ordered this?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Who ordered the stripper cop. No one at the party
in order the striper cop.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
But her friend who was away in Dnina.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
At the time. He was like, this will be classic.
Sent over a male.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Stripper and he was rolling around on the ground and
trying to get the trying to get the floor pregnant
and hump and grinding. But then they he took off
his top and they sat and they were like, oh,
dear god, he's severely sunburned, a sunburnt stripper and so
almost to the point where his back was bubbling my skin.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
So midway pal was thrusting. They're like, buddy, we need
to get.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Your peelings.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Probably go now and the year. And then they saw
him lonely by themself, sitting on a children's swing in
the park across the road, waiting for a TEXTI we're
a ober to tune up and he was just like
swinging there.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
So that's something that was ordered that.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
Wasn't for the hits that John and Ben podcast, and you.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Were talking about dilemma when it comes to people showing
up unannounced at your house.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
This surprised me.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
When I stay with my parents, they have people knock
on the door. First of all, that's terrifying because usually
when people knock on your door, you don't generally want
them there. They're trying to tell you something or ask
you questions. So they have people like just come over unannounced,
like friends knocking on the door and Hi, out of
the blue, want to come in for a coffee and
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a chat.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, that's that's now.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I feel like you get through life and there's a
period the twenty that's the period you're like, I don't
want any you know, anything coming in out of the
blue and ruining maroutine.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
The door makes you hide.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, I did that once, honestly in apartment we lived
and had frosted glass on the door, and I went
and ducked. I ducked and froze, and then the person
could obviously see my body. Yeah, in the sort of
I went, you know when hedgehogs freezing in the middle
of the road they see a car coming, and then
the gentleman behind the thing was like, I'm just gonna
leave a pamphlet for you.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
Just do Yeah, okay, I've crawled behind like a couch once,
didn't I realized they could see my shadow at the door.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
It happens my daughter was selling chocolates around the neighborhood.
Someone was playing trumpet. They stopped playing trumpet and they knocked,
and then as they left they could hear trumpets stay again.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, no one wants anyone turning up and invited unless
you're retired over the age of sort of sixty five.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Although I do feel like you've got everyone's probably got
that one friend that for some reason they are okay
with it. You probably feel like I know a friend
that I drop around, they'll be fine. But most of
the other time, I'm definitely not that friend. Like you
know people, I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
What do you want?
Speaker 6 (40:04):
And the friends left that stayed for like an hour
having a coffee, and I was like, what if you
head plans? And Mom's like, oh no, I did have
the things I needed to.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Do, but you know, they just I've got plenty of
time to do that stuff tomorrow. Ginny Boys spins mother.
She's love to drop and slipped away through New Zealand.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Houses stayed at mini houses.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
And she's always got people staying as well, like always molded,
this is such and such.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
He's for Margentina. Those that's like a house, you know,
it's so many people.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
When you ever Russian seamen saying with us for Christmas.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
They dropping and on other people's it's it's lovely, it's
love How.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Did it make you feel?
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Though?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
When you're Christmas time and there's the United Nations of peckers.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Christmas time, you kind of get reminded of what you know,
Like a lot of these times these people are away
from their families and stuff, so that is a beautiful
thing to be hanging out with people.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Other times you're like, who's this person?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
They like join you around the Christmas time?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
It's a lovely thing. My mom's very generous. But then
she'll drop off your call in for carp stay the
night at someone's household, someone she hasn't talked to in years.
She'll just drop in or give them the ticks and
then I say the night.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
There's worst night there stuff for me?
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, I know, me too, horrific.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
I feel like it's it's the boomer generation.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
It's a little bit I don't understand it. Don't knock
on my door, you're not coming in.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Your parents are obviously boomers and alter natures too. Yeah,
what happens if they open the door and they're in
Nature's modem.
Speaker 11 (41:33):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I don't think it's ever happened. It would only happen
in the summer. And they were like some bathing on
the deck and they were nerdy, rudy. But I don't
think it's ever happened.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
But if you were chill about it, it wouldn't matter.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
I can't come ahead like my husband. I think Andrew
came around one time and I was like, oh, guys,
you have to put some pants on.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
How did you pre warn them?
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Yeah, well no, no, he arrived and they I was like,
you need to put pants on? Quite comfyn't think Andrew
kid too much, but I was like, just just for
me put pants on today?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Was this the debut?
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Meaning no, no, no, no, they were fully clothed, debuty.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
That's a weird way to start, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Just a little bit The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Tonight on three and You Get It on three now,
as well as new new series of Double Park, Double
Park to the comedy show.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Show have listened to the trailer, would you.
Speaker 15 (42:27):
Matt is my partner and we're having babies at the
same time together.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Do you feed each other's Like, do you swap or
do you just feed your own one. They're both our babies,
so we we feed both of them, I know.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
But you're more of the mass one though, right, so
like you're the dad.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
It does a wonderful medal and Sami the very funny
medal and Sami and Antonia Pribble has been acting on
our screens for years.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Antonio and so you had a bit.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You're like, let's come in with a different angle for
this double parked interview. It's called double park because it's
two babies.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, but I was like, well, how about we do
the interview wild double parked in the back of the
Hits car. See how you ended up there a busy
street conduct the interview and basically the interview stopped when
someone tooted, So it was a precious situation for everyone.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Here's how it went.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
We took Antonio out to the street you were driving
the Hits car. Johnno, here's how it went down. Antonio
Prebble double part and we've got an idea. Right now,
we're going to do the interview wild double parks. John's driving.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I also have eighty five to mirrors too, which is
there's not a lie I do so if this risks
my other fifteen de mirrors, so banned from driving for
three months.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Okay, but that's what I'm willing to risk for you.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
So you're going to drive around the block and we're
going to double park somewhere.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Just briefly. I put the hazards on, but we'll do
it as long as the I thing. It will take
us long until we get a towed from someone.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
So I guess we have to talk fast.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Yeah, So tell us about the show.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Okay, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (43:47):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (43:48):
So if people watch season one, they would know that
it is about a lesbian couple played by Me and
Madeline Sami who both accidentally get pregnant at the same
time and then so the first series follows their pregnancies.
At the end of the series, they have their babies,
and season two follows their journey of new motherhood from
when the babies and newborns till about four months old.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
So nothing to do with the Wilson Car Park or
parking situation. See what we've done here? All right, So
you know you're about to pull over.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
You really missed the brief and the synopsis of the
show cars Park.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Nothing really makes me more nervous than parallel parking in
front of a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
It's not about parking, but that.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Is a new breaking experience.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
It is I think we should talk about that for
quite a long time. How breaking it is to parallel park.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Okay, but right now it's gonna be new breaking because
we are about to be double parked.
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
We're on a narrow street too, like we are on
a narrow street.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
This is gonna be interesting, this is causing trouble. But
I guess what.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
We're in a hits car with our faces on the side,
So I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Sorry, you got to say you had to cast babies
when they weren't even born.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yes, we had cast babies when they weren't even born.
Speaker 15 (44:57):
So we obviously needed two babies because Medal in Lae
both have our characters both have babies.
Speaker 11 (45:01):
Yeah, So it was put out to New.
Speaker 15 (45:03):
Zealand to see if anyone would want their babies to
be used, and apparently there were hundreds of replies of
families wanting their babies to be used one of them
because we needed newborns like brand brand new newbornes, because
we meet them on the day they're born, and so
one of the babies was cast while still in utero,
because the two date worked quite.
Speaker 11 (45:20):
Well for the dates.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
You're just going off their headshots of like the scan,
someone's walking close to the car, but we're okay.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
The cars beeping, the cars beeping, Oh no, the council
just came past the heat a ticket.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
But you're a mother in real life obviously as well.
Do do you find that you know, because your kids
are a little bit older than being babies now, do
you find you.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Kind of almost forget It's it's not that long ago
for you, really.
Speaker 11 (45:49):
Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 15 (45:50):
It is very much kind of the mists of those
early days because you're so exhausted and you know, so
sort of vulnerable and stressed out trying to work out.
Speaker 5 (45:57):
How all right? An I'm sorry, I don't want to
hear the ind of that hitch double parked out in
hitching on three and three now, and I tell you
imble down, tell you wall you never know you can
catch double parked on three and three now from tonight
This Gentleman Being podcast. Hey, that's us broad to you
by Hello Fresh the Experts and Tastes. That Kiwi's last
a story that's going around on the internet today. And
I said before it's it's probably worst nightmare stuff for
a male. Happened to a guy in Thailand. Now it's
monsoon season over there, and something that they do and
he he did this is when they go to the
bathroom and sit down on the bathroom they you flush
(00:23):
first and just in case any reptiles or anything are
in this sort of sawage system can come up from a.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Monsoon p Yeah, happens, happens regularly. So he's gone to
sit down on he's done, it's filled the protocol.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, tick that box. Set down on the toilet, it's
a safe space.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And suddenly feels an excruciating pain in his testical area
and looks down and there is a python latched onto
his disco.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Bits, swinging off trouser snake literally.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Like tag and release and still holding holding on for dinner.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So he's it and up and it's dangling around and
it's swinging around, and so he's.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Like, what have I got here? What have I got
to defend?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Myself, toilet brush starts whacking it, whacking it off with
the toilet brush, and eventually.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
The snake lets go of its grip.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And let's just say there's You don't need to know
what happened to the snake, but let's just say the
man is now okay in hospital. But he's he's okay. Yeah,
not poisonous too, no, thankfully.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, there's there's a Yeah. He also documented it on
social media somewhere like that legend all for the hits.
The scene doesn't look great, but he was grabbing. He
was grabbing the python, the snake one not that his
one of his hands, and you know as well, And yeah,
I had to basically go over. It looks a very
grab scene. But they had to go get the neighbor
from next door to drive him to the hospital. Oh no,
(01:47):
that's one of those scenes you don't really want to want.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What is there movie something about Mary when his hips
is the emergency services?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Exactly one of those.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, so much respecting condolences to that, to that poor
man resting up this morning. But what's the worst place
do you think you could be bitten by a snake
by a python?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Probably probably there the Jackson. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeah, I was always scared of going to like long
drops when you've got a camp and stuff, because I
was like, the spider's gonna buy my.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Something could happen in one of those We used to
work at the Rock radio station, remember that, and Dunk
who worked there.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh yeah, it's been a work.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Function went to the bathroom and he slipped while going
to the bathroom at the urinal and banged his head
quite badly on the floor and ended himself unconscious.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Him.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Another guy from the rock came in and went, oh, geez,
he's unconscious lying there with his with his little python
out as well. He's like seeing one one one and
got someone to help. And then he was like, well,
I should do the friendly thing and you know, help
my friend out not not have ambulances arrived while he's
got his his things sticking out of his So he
got his cell phone and then he just pushed it,
(02:54):
nudged it and pushed it back and from him zip
up his fly.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Don't see with the corner of the cell phone.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah, what my options are here?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But there is great thinking on the spot.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
To knocking out a snake with a toilet brush, you'd
hoped that you would have that thought and if your
thought process, if you're in that situation and using your
cell phone to focus, I just would have go on
a finger and.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
What would you have done?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
How would you have got that thing yourself? Phone's quite
a good but I probably would to say as you
probably just use.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You don't when I'm waking up. When I'm waking up there,
what are you doing unconscious?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Is?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
How did this happen?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You're like, well, mate, as you got to your head
there in between your two fingers holding.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Boss Harriett does Text three Boss Harriot's come into the
mix here with Polly.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
What was it? Polly?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Youmima?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Un fun fact PJ has no middle name, no middle.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What are then?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Well, she wasn't allowed Polly because there was another prolific
Polly in the radio and it's.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
A bit of Polly at the time.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Was a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Apparently good fell for it.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, what happens. People hear the story, they don't hear
the retraction later and then they go around believing right.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
There you go, where's the j come from? Anyway?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, they're just like you have to be PJ. It
happens off in the radio.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
We were going to do something else here, but I'm
going to call I'm going to call PJ. What have
you got? Have you got Polly's number? The year? Has
anyone got a number? I cockerly said, I'm going to
call it like over number.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I'm not going to read it out on the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Plug the phone and we're going to get some answers on.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I feel like we're God answers J's J.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So I'll plug your phone in the Amegan.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You know radio they always make people changing their names.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Some reason is that there's a Clint. There was a
Clint issue at the edge too.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Isn't it some reason they thought no one could get
the hit around that two people could be called the
same name?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Randall, Yeah, there's two. Megan's one has to be Meg.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I got Megan live through to PJ Harding here. What
is she trying to hide from us?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
It's not going to answer because she never answers my calls.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Oh this is coming from your number two, isn't it?
Speaker 9 (05:02):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Police speaking?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
That is your real name name. That's not a clug clug.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
Embarrassing. I thought it was just one of those like
appreciate my Hey, look, I'll just.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Do on there for a second, probably probably a time
that you're on here at the moment.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh, what.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Have you ever worn? PJ has that energy of fear
as well.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
She does.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Was one of my bosses, obviously call you up just
to some sort of phone related serve. I asked your
questions about how you're finding many and things like that.
I understand how this.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
Guys, at least give me the huge up of unknown number.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
We never's from the radio, unknown number one number.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
It's myself.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
This is the one johnesus.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Listen. This should have been some comperence previous to this.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
My number in your phone.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I just wanted to know, why don't you have a
middle name? And what does the J stand for in PJ?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
So I had to change my name for the radio, yeah,
back in the day, because my name is Polly and
it was another well known Polly on the radio. So
I had to come up with the neck name. And
Jay stands for Josephine, my grandmother who I was very
close with, Pee Jay. So I don't have a middle name.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So oh there we go.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
So no middle name, so Polly and then Harding is
your name, that's it, and Jay was a shout out
to your grandmother.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And finally the Legion she was a rally car driver.
My god, Well she tells us that we don't.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Know all the I feel like she just made that up.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
We could have gone with Maddie and Polly on the hits,
I know, but then it will.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
Be a whole rebrand and I just have to change takes.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
And it was just so much, well, we've pull bet
the curtain in this cool many fronts, maybe too much,
would say.
Speaker 12 (07:01):
You're in so much trouble that JOHNA and Ben podcast,
jennifil Opius looked like she's filed for divorce.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
We knew what was happening, but the papers have been filed.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
From benefit to the solution of marriage. It's a really
good thing with Ben was there.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I was talking to Kevin Hart Ben Affleck, and he
was talking about his time in the movie industry, and
he said they did good will hunting and that sort
of propelled him and Matt Damon, and they wrote that
that propelled them into Hollywood superstardom.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And then he said, you know, I had a string.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Of movies that were absolutely flops. Complete flops, and everyone
who was his friend when they had good will hunting
and stuff in the industry. He would call, they wouldn't
answer as calls. He couldn't get hold of anyone. And
he's like, it was at that point that I made
the decision that this is just a job. These are
just transactions. I've got something that they want from time
(07:53):
to time, and they've got something that I want.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And that's how he's.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Treated the industry ever since. It's transactions, not his friendships,
because he's like, I thought these people with my friends
that just let them down, not met though.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, yeah, now I don't know. I went on that
it was unnecessary.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Now the Alphabet song, we all we're talking abs how
we all got to learn the.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
High horse?
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Are we just something that's creeping in now?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It started across that these are the ideas that are
ually that started overseas.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
American ideas are.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Starting ideas bringing the ideas if I'm ready for a
change in the Alpha Bit song. Now, the problem I
think that they're having with the elf Bit song is
the run in the middle. It's the great run.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
We all know the p It's you've got to get
through it quickly.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
You get through a whole lot of letters. It's great
like that, but apparently it's too quick.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
It sounds like a word to children, so instead of
recognizing that it's l M no P, kids are saying, Alin.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The alphabet song has done us well for thousands of years.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Can't be better.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
We also were thought sbestos was pretty cool for a
number of Okay, maybe there is a better way.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So he's stuck in my way.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Later on TikTok and America showing us how they are
learning in schools now overseas in this well imagine we'll
be coming to New Zealand, so have a listen.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
They have changed the alphabet.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
They took they took out element op.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It is no longer a letter.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So this is how they sing it now in school
Ready cookie master A, b CD.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
E F G, love it, h j K, LM man O,
P q R S t U v w x y
Z lost me. Now now I.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Never will forget what how do sing the alpha?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I don't mind now I never will forget how.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
But you're there?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Then onto the old version that did us. Brad, You're
not only you're pausing, you're just changing the whole the room.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
But I like it because it stays steady the whole time.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
The one the Wind is a traditionalist.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
In the middle of it goes in the middle.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
It's like, wait, what, I know, We've got a new
Zealand band that we've named, but it's better.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Start steady be It.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Sounds like one of those boomers who got upset when
they changed the name of the Land Transport.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Don't understand not on my watch. Women they're allowed to
say in the workplace, are they okay?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
So I'm I'm all fine with I don't mind about that,
but I do mind about the elf bit song. I
just don't. It's just it's missing with me.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I'm with the new version. I don't like that in
the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yes, we're not going with these two. There's mum and
dad are fighting the.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
First time you've heard it, John O. We debated this yesterday.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
What are you your thoughts thoughts and you can go.
I don't care if you go with Megan, that's fine listening.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You're not going to like it, either of you arenger
like me, I'm completely indifferent. Like the song has played
much of a role in my life for the last
thirty five years. I don't want to remix it because
whatever is You say, you've got a kid, though, what
would you be teaching your kid?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
He does have kids like a new one?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, I hope your kids know the elphbit No what
age eleven and fourteen?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Well, I learned it in January, obviously passed on the wisdom. Ah,
I'll teach the old school, and only because that's the
one I know.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah, my children go mileripe.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Do you like the new version four four eight seven
and the hat sword?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Do you?
Speaker 8 (11:41):
Yeah? I'm going new the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The Alphabet song feels like it's been revamped, remixed, remastered,
cut up and destroyed by DJ Severe.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Whatever they say back in the day on.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Those albums, can I just say, and the whole time
I've been working with you too, I've never heard Ben
hold such a strong opinion of it.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
He's putting his.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Groook down Israel, Palestine.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
He won't dive into the album bet song though, staying
out stag O stay out of most things, stay out
of those things.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
But that's one I just like, I felt like it
wasn't broken. It wasn't broken. We all knew the alphabet.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
What we're saying is the Alamo gets run together in
schools and children don't realize that it's individual leaders.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Do you want me to play the new version again?
So listening, if you just joined the show, this is
what's been it's coming through.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
It's coming through that.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
It's coming from America.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Big ideas in America, and it's it's sweeping its way
across the world. We're gonna have lockdowns from the alphabet song.
So guys have changed the all of.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
That they took, They took out element op. It is
no longer a letter. So this is how they sing
it now in school.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Ready Cookie Master A b CD E.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
F G A I j K LM man to throw Yeah,
listen to now the kids who's been learning it in school.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
He screws it up with his mom.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Heverless and weirdly, his name's Cookie Monster. She's like singing
cookie Monster. He would go O P Q R s T.
He does lose his.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Way, he does, he loses, he would lose his way
on the old.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
The investigation of the audio here will continue on U
V W X y Z.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Now.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I never will forget the sing alas.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I don't mind the inn.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I mean I like that it's in groups and it's
a perfect pattern rather than in the middle being.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Like what dumb kids weren't getting the L L E
N O P. Wouldn't secret leaders my child?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Which one that depends much? I like being Bestie, but
best he's a fan too, lost many fans. He's the
only one that.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
John Vincys coming through as well.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Maybe I'm in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Maybe I'm the wrong because the text machine is really
fired up four four eight seven.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I agree with being it doesn't flow, it's horrible.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I think it flows better, don't.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Jamee, what's broken? Another text?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I lost what it was after Q singing the Alphabet
song in the CA Yeah, anyway, let's go the phones.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Chrissie, you're on.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, mind your p's and q's if you were, if
you're passionate about the topic.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Do we like the new version of the Alphabet song?
Speaker 8 (14:30):
No way, No.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
I agree with Ben the problems.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
We do sound like a bunch of moany old people.
Megan sounds progressive and fresh.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
She's like Kamela.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
We were all progressive ideas, but that's one I'm just like.
It doesn't feel like we're going too far.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
The Alphabet song is the rhythm. What what do you
like about it?
Speaker 14 (14:57):
Christ is at the rhythm and just so it doesn't
flow because the l m op it flows.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
It's a great part of the song, remakes the middle
of m wait and then we get back to a
nice pace.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You know, this one's fully paced out.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Okay, whoever was the O G rider of the alphabet was? Damn,
I've got a cram and element. Maybe someone's come along
and fixed it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I think John is swaying to the news side to.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Be Fijohn is just happy to check some coolers on here,
Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Although I will say on the tics.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
It makes you Trump.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Turn to listen to it. If it's come for the
US will turn into US politics. But on the on
the ticks four for a seven being ninety seven percent
of the orans with you.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah, hey, yeah, look it and make it look the heads.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
That johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
The artists are going to be playing at the Democratic
Convention today, the big political rally over there in the mirror.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
This is like a three day music festival, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
John Legend's playing tomorrow and there's massive celebrities there.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's a Peck Stadium too. Do they sell tickets? Turn
up to it?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
They had Little John Ley yesterday look like a concert.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
You know, when we have an election, like the Labour
Party just hire out the local areas and we're happy
with that. Michelle Obama, I saw her speaking on stages
today like she could become prison Yeah, I reckon she
easily could wander into the White House and dream she
was up on stage talking God a hell of a reaction,
did a bit of a roast on Trump.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Who's gonna tell him that the job he's currently seeking
might just be one of those black jobs.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
She's the one person you would love to interview that woman. Yeah,
she's awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
One day, we can hope.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Went to the Humble Corner Dairy last night, and what
I love about the dairy is, you know, it's got
the top tier products. The products actually go to the
dairy for your milk, your lollies, chips if you're feeling
it been tourists. But sitting beneath it is a layer
of products which I like to call the slightly dusty products.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
You know, there's there You're like, why is this in here?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
But it feels like someone from the diary has been
sent down to the supermaket, just grab a whole bunch
of random items. So either fill out space, because in
the freezer, you know it's in the freezer, and you
look down at the bottom of the freezer, there's always
a siah Lee Danish.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
It looks like it's been sitting there for a long time.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
That's the Cold War.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, like it's probably I've never seen a Danish here
frost by the hypothnemia, but that Danish?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Is it just any chance that someone might come on
wanting a data who's even gone?
Speaker 8 (17:37):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I need a Danish? I'm going to go to the diary.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
It's also like fifteen bucks. But you know, if you're dear,
spread it when everything else is closed.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
My diary is still got old school pornography.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Right.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
How do we know that?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah, because I've seen the magazine.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, you means something like this and then radio test
to throw you under the busom.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I've never seen that.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, you've my diary.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
By way, you keep going to the jar. I'm just
gonna worp down and get a datus jet.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Where are you going for an hour?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
But I was said to get about two months ago.
Do it out of crushed garlic. She's like, going there.
You know, it was after sort of eight o'clock at night,
so and you walk into.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
The air and you're like, there is I'd say this
is a ninety ten split as to whether they're going
to have crushed garlic. Yeah. It's one of those items
that you're like, hey, i'll give it a bas Yeah,
give it a bas. Sometimes they pulled no, okay, no,
I didn't have it. But she was like, wait there,
a second goes out the back, returns with a single
clove of garlic. She's like, you could crush this right now,
(18:38):
and it becomes crush ger. But then it fell in
there another categree which they just make up a price.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
We're like, yeah, okay, this.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Random clover of garlic you pulled out, which was sitting
somewhere how much? And she's like you could tell. She
lifted her eyes up to the scene and was like, hm,
three seventy I.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Just came up.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I thought she was giving it to you.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Initially she's she's on the hustle.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, man, I don't know why why it was sitting
on a shelf. Same with the Danish.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, there you go, you're back again buying it and
other stuff with the magazine section.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
We wont the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Most of my lines got back to it. He started
in country, didn't he Yeah, and he's gone back. He's
got amazing boys.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It feels like you're like, this is the guy that
he is when you see him dressed up in the
cowboy boots.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And jeans and he likes jawts at the moment.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So he said crazy, isn't it the music game? Because
he started out essentially as a hip hop artist. See
now he's in his country era. You can do whatever
you want, can't you.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Really? Everyone's an eras that.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Megan's in a riddle era, she said yesterday, where she
thinks she can come up, she can solve riddles.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I got one of the riddles yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You're in a riddle era, like nearly one or two riddles.
It doesn't make it an era, it does.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
I've done like to to row.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Now.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
You know, as your kids get older and you'll discover
this mega they become very quickly smarter than you. They
you know, particularly when embracing technology all those things, you
suddenly feel like you try to keep a handling it,
but things slowly start to slip on.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I feel like there's the thanks to the Internet, they
are ten times smarter than I was at their age.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, they just know more about the world and what's
happening exactly. Yeah, but my world at that age was
Mastered World.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
You don't need more world than Master, but you did
discover more.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Maybe you do.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The other over the weekend, I was walking with my
daughter see in it, and just walking down the street
and just past the traffic light, and then I looked
over as we sort of stopped because we were about
to cross, and she was doing what they do these days,
you know, the classic peace signs, tongue outs, you know,
posing like she was for a photo.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
And which you have an issue with because you're like,
you're gonna look back on those tongue outs peace photos regretfully.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, like everyone, you don't need to do it. Everyone
mix up, mix up your poses. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Are you doing a tongue dangling out?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
I tried to do it, just to take the post
out of it.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
I've got lots of those tongues out hung out.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Peace side sort of peace said, yeah, they do that,
that's fine.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
But she was doing this in the middle of the
middle of the street about to cross the road, looking
up towards the traffic light, and I was like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
What's going on. She's like, she's on the sign red
light camera. So I'm posing for the red at the she's.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Doing a selfie for the red light at the at
the actual red light and the and the traffic lights.
I was like, oh, She's like, I'm just giving them
some good shots. So I'm like, well, firstly, that's not
really how it works, but hoping the.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Car and I'll run through the red light, then we'll
get a photo.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, like the red light does as far as I know,
doesn't come through the actual red light the camera. It's
more about people running the red lights and ah okay.
And there's one of those rare moments in a period
you're like, I actually told them.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Just because the words cameras like CCTV footage. You don't
need a tongue out there are there are cameras everywhere. Yeah,
there's no part of your life there's not a camera.
Steering to realize that it would be so much easier
to get away with stuff in the.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Eighties, the stuff we would get away with.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, no, cameras on.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
They're just like you just almost wander down the street
expecting to be captured in some form.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, well you look at like things that I say,
you know, sort of court cases and things like that,
and they you know, they've.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Got footage of people everywhere everywhere. You're like, damn, wash
you this before I and I and the red light
camera is a good one too. We have won down
the road from our house, which is the and they
stand out very suspicious looking van with a camera in
the bo and some virgilante, some Keiwi hero every day
(22:32):
would put like a bed sheet over the back of
the book because there was no one in the van.
That is it's still in one for the Community's.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
That jonaan Ben podcast produ's got a brand your podcast,
the Montoyas.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, come on and produce a tailor. We'll have a
little chat about the podcast. It drops every Thursday on
iHeart Radio. It's so going very well.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I had an issue with the poster.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Four and a half star review on the poster of
the Montoya's podcast, and I see to Taylor if she
had the option of giving herself because the stars were
on the amigan before the show had started credited to anyone,
you know, So if she had the option of giving
herself a star ranking, she said.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It on four and a half, not five.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So like it's like, who said four and a half.
We don't know, but someone she.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Didn't want to oversell it doesn't mean yeah, she didn't
oversell it. So for I guess four and a half
seems a little more realistic, you know.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
You know what to claim. It's perfect, you know, very
much perfect, thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
But something's a little off.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
It just half a point off.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, Now, Taylor, here is a part of the show
this week, which is dropping today.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
What's this about?
Speaker 11 (23:38):
This is literally just the opener of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Okay, yeah, all right, hey listen, you look good.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You've got a haircut, thank you.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
You smell really nice too. That's the big occasion because.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
We're filming our podcast. Okay, and the other week you
told me that I looked ugly.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
Wow, who's putting words into mouths now?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
I'm just using your techniques.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
I didn't say look, I'm though. I would never say
that because I don't think that. I think you're gorgeous.
Speaker 13 (24:03):
I think you're a beautiful specimen, which is why I
chose you to procreate with.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Well, you said something down the lines of I was
looking scruffy.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
What can I just say?
Speaker 13 (24:13):
You're the first person to point out when I haven't
shaved my leg, and you're the first person to point
out on my hand.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Looks like ship.
Speaker 11 (24:17):
So how does it feel to get a bit of
your own medicine?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
You know what I've got out of this little start
here is that we're both U Is it a bit
of our own technique?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Is that part of the shows that just off here?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
It doesn't feel like somebody listen to it. I'm like
to be hearing.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
Yeah, that's just literally how this sweet starts.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah, was the last episode he said you to respect
yourself and yeah, looking like a slob.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
I was like, oh, yeah, that's your relationship it is. Yeah,
you've got to have broad shoulders in the Montoya household.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
You do.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
And I just can't wait till a couple of babies
get thrown because of pregnant with twins and then yeah,
we'll speaking of broad shoulders.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You know, like you say you're gotta ad broad shoulders here.
It's just cop what you're saying at home, but what
people were saying to you. Since it's been a bit
of an eye, literally, and I.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
Never would have thought that people are so comfortable to
comment on a female's body, especially when they're pregnant.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
But the broad shoulders. I was like, oh god, what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
He's saying broad shoulders.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
It's because you see it. Then I was like, oh no, no,
it's like she's got broad shoulders.
Speaker 13 (25:26):
Yeah, honestly, you name it. I've had it said to
me even the other day in the office. One goes, oh, god,
you're definitely showing now, and I said, oh, that's nice.
Speaker 11 (25:35):
That's what every female wants to hear from a pe,
not something.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
You should say to a pregnant woman.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Oh no, I'm not the whole like, oh, how far
along are you? And I'll be like, I don't know,
five months and they're like, oh, I thought you were
ready to pop.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
It's like whoa, well, I got to be fear you
decided to go and get pregnant. Like why do we
have to walk on egg shells around you?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Just don't comment on our body.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
It's not yeah, haven't I say, Jesus, may have you
lost more?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You do everyone does.
Speaker 11 (26:02):
You're not hormonal, So.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I take it on. The take it on my big forehead.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Can I ask as anyone like wanted to touch your tummy?
Speaker 8 (26:12):
Mate?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
Everyone, everyone, strangers when I'm just walking, they just approach
the stomach.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
It's like a magnet at the moment, and.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Some people don't ask. Now that the problem with that
is is that to you it still feels like your stomach. Yeah,
so it still feels like a stranger is I just
think it's a little human now. It's like, well, my
skin is there. It feels like you're touching me.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, stranger, there was someone around here at work. You
did it?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I hit them up about to did you what did
you say you touched? He I hear you touch Yeah,
And she's like, what involved something?
Speaker 11 (26:56):
Since the guy that made me run six kilometers when.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
He knew I was pre.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
So we need to decide right now.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
We need to think basically, thanks to avoid around pregnant people,
what was said to you?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Apparently making them run sex kilometers?
Speaker 8 (27:10):
That is the hits that JOHNA and Ben Podcast.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Wanted to create a list of things not to do
around a pregnant person because producer Taylor is pregnant with
twins and is experiencing a whole lot of these things.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
For the first time, and if some of these things
sound pretty straightforward to you, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
It's obviously not for everyone.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
No, No, you're right because a lot of people, even
when I was pregnant, were coming up and touching your belly.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
You need to just remember it.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Still it still feels like someone's body. Yeah, so it
still feels like you're just touching my stomach.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Feels like that's a no go zone. I understand that.
How about asking how dilated you are?
Speaker 13 (27:44):
Hopefully none, hopefully not at all? When I know I'm dilated,
You'll be.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
First over a text tack it on the show WhatsApp group.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Yeah, I'm seeings.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Did you give at that point?
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Speaking of the show WhatsApp group?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Obviously you decided to do this topic yesterday and you
know what you shouldn't say to pregnant people, and you
put a message on Facebook and Jesus, I can't I
caught up with last night the chain on the WhatsApp
group from Taylor, producer Grace and Meghan just reacting to
Facebook comments, Oh my god, g A w D just
an overdose of emojis and shock, shock, shock.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
How would you say that? To a pregnant person. Shock
things that people would say, Megan, if.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
You got some of those, we do. So we've got
I don't want to. I've got some on Facebook and
I've got some of the text. But we'll take the callers.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Okay, Jenny, you're on welcome Hi. And what we shouldn't
say to pregnant people jinbo.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
So this was my first baby, so I was quite
self conscious. I was on the stiff market. I remember
exactly where. I was a traumatized miss. So I was
very big. I carried out front. Meghan's probably the only
one that wants and that, and this man and at sixties,
and I tell you it's always older men said whoa,
(29:04):
you're so huge. And I turned around and he said
you must be having twins and I said no, And
then he asked that question, you know when you do?
And I said, oh, a few months. He said, rah,
like you look like, yeah, you must be having twins.
And yeah, but I mean, looking back on it, it
(29:26):
did look like I have a massive beach ball. But
like you just don't. No woman ever wants to be
called huge.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
No, Jenny, did you say, excuse me, sir, what's your
bloody excuse at least about something in me.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
Well, I'll tell you one thing. No one ever touched
my tummy because I gave them the evils any time
they try.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I think the general rulers. It's still someone's body.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
So if you wouldn't say when they weren't pregnant, don't
say it when they are.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
More cut thing that happened. So I had my baby
four hours later? Standing outside what's my baby? Four hours old?
In the catchle My husband was getting the cat and
another older man came out to me. He said, whoa
you heard a baby? And I was like, yeah, four
hours old and he said, and you're having another one?
And I was like, oh, that's impossible. And then he
(30:17):
corrected himself, Oh, your stomach hasn't gone.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Down, Like stop doing my god. I'm sorry. I was
just trying to make bender from two there.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (30:34):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
It's exists so many of these, we're gonna have to
keep these going. Go one more quickly, O, Katie, you're
on welcome.
Speaker 14 (30:40):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, great to have you with us. What you shouldn't
say to pregnant people?
Speaker 14 (30:45):
Okay, so again this was my first as well. I
was super, super super sick like spewing around twelve times
a day, and yeah, but I still gained thirty k
cag's whoa.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Sorry, sorry, shut up.
Speaker 14 (31:01):
I know I was huge anyway, So I was super
sick and I had to go to the hospital and
whatever to get fluids and blah blah blah blah. And
I went back to work and someone was like, oh,
have you tried not thinking about it? Like, it's probably
just in your head.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
That's a good theory. You pretends not happening.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
The hits that Joan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
We are just talking about what Taylor's care carrying twins
at the moment, and just what you shouldn't to pregnant
people mean, you've been pregnant before.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
I have.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
I completely heard most of these, to be honest. On
the on the Facebook page, someone said was it planned?
Was something they got asked a lot?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Your business?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
How about when I asked, do you know who the
father is?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Is it inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I'm feeling my way through this. We've got Virginia on
the phone. What did someone say to you when you're pregnant? Virginia?
Speaker 9 (31:58):
So this is a shocker.
Speaker 14 (32:01):
I've come from an Italian family and I said to
my mother, you make sure you don't bring hects of
Italians into the hospital.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Have you got that r? Yes, it's a zero Italian
to New Zealand.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
I have the baby and the mom, and then I
had a scene fiction and little Marco born and all excited,
and then she comes in with all these Italians.
Speaker 12 (32:26):
You know, they drew some black and the scars on.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
And one of them turns and she says, oh my god,
I don't think she had the baby a very fact.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Excuse them Italians? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
She runs the pizzeria?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Do you like mama?
Speaker 9 (32:43):
I was gonna say, hey, why don't you shouting? Mustache up?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Thing?
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Is?
Speaker 9 (32:54):
It brings me and all these donuts?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Right moms going?
Speaker 14 (32:57):
Man, your mom dont And.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I'm like, I don't want anything.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
I don't want to mistake.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Virginia. You and you and Taylor need to hang out.
Speaker 11 (33:09):
Yeah, we've got a lot of trauma.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh that's very funny. Thanks for your coolvir gin. You
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Thanks great text here four for oh seven talking to
the things you shouldn't say to pregnant people. Though I
was carrying twins, much like producer Taylor. These two old guys.
Was it always two old guys?
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Two old guys.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Looked on the prem saw the twins and said, that
must have been a great night. Oh, it doesn't make anything,
Does it make it any greater? Another great one?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Here? It's pregnant. I was working a large, male dominated
heavy manufacturing company.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The guys in general are very good, except for the
older again, older guys, who said, now you're in this position,
you should realize you're taking up a man's job.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
So time to go. Oh dear God, old school.
Speaker 12 (33:55):
Oh yeahs that Jona and Ben podcast Spira.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Thought for Kim.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
The swan today been living in the christ Chitch Swan
Lake for about ten years, lost his long term partner
last year.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
The swarby.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Samantha was the name.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Of what do they call her?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Samantha Samantha Samantha was the long tin partner of the
swan barby.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Well, I don't think it's not a doul, it's a swan.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And now king goes around looking like, making calls looking
for into local cafes around christ Its looking for a
new mate as well. Back on the bird tender or
whatever she did long She's moving on pretty quick for
her rather than I don't know, but yeah, shout out to.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Kim lonely singles. Lonely singles in your area is one
of them? Now, Megan, speaking of lonely things, is a
lonely phone case? It's is turned up in your mailbox.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yes, I got a courier pack.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
It was pretty nondescript and inside I opened it because
the phone number on the front. When I messaged them,
they said, no, it's not mine and it's not Jackie
who it was addressed to.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
And there was the number and it was associated with
the name Jackie.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I was like, is it drugs?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
No.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
It was a Samsung phone case, a blue one with
a little sunset and a panda.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Can I can I say though for you know, because
you are we are looking for this person. But you've
really you've removed all traces of you, like you've thrown
out the package.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
You're like, oh, I text the number, but oh but
deleted it.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
She's recuously deleted the number from your phone because text messages.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
That because I've run out of storage space on my phone.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
So I really want to get your hands on. Bring in,
bring in the package. I know I've thrown it out.
What about the number? I know I've deleted there to be.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Fair, I wasn't going to do anything, but I told
you about it and you're like, bring it in. We'll
see if we can find the present.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I really wanted that, and I for write the package.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
There's a bright, bubbly phone case. Isn't too much happiness
for me. So Jackie is listening, Come and collect it.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
You know you paid good money for this. Yeah, and
what's protecting her phone?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Many questions? Why is the panda on a bicycle?
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Has also got a cell phone?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
That?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, the pander's got a bike in a cell phone
and well a biking in the night's time.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
It does look like that cute little picture. We'll put
it up.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
But she is up on the hats breakfast on Instagram
and Facebook if you want to see it, if you
are Jackie. But we wanted to know Andrew the hats,
what's turned up at your house that wasn't for you?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
That you didn't order? Because you hear these stories all
the time, like yours.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Yeah, and what do you do if you try and
get in touch with them and they say, no, it's
not me.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
We lost my wife lost a hat at a theme
park overseas many years ago, and she sent a message
by email said hey, I lost the hat, said our
a hat like that they sit one and the post
just arrived. Wasn't her hat? A replacement hat and it
was more sort of suited to me than to her.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
But every time I go to wear it, I'm like,
I feel like, it's not a hat, and I'm just like,
just take that hat. It's a hat, mate, it's on it.
It wasn't the hat, and they've done there, but that's
it over her hat.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
The person's pa got another hat that's got la.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
I don't know, but I've never I put it on.
Whose hair is this?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I feel weird of putting on another the head gunk on.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
It, everything, but I'm like, I don't know. Now I
feels like the hat's cursed.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
My friend was having a hens do and her big
thing was no strippers.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I do not want a stripper demanded it, and so
everyone at the venue they were like, okay, no stripper
is it is what it is? Then all of a sudden,
at the door, it's a police officer, but it's not
a working constable. Okay, so it's a stripper cop and
she's like, who ordered this?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Who ordered the stripper cop. No one at the party
in order the striper cop.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
But her friend who was away in Dnina.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
At the time. He was like, this will be classic.
Sent over a male.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Stripper and he was rolling around on the ground and
trying to get the trying to get the floor pregnant
and hump and grinding. But then they he took off
his top and they sat and they were like, oh,
dear god, he's severely sunburned, a sunburnt stripper and so
almost to the point where his back was bubbling my skin.
Speaker 8 (37:55):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
So midway pal was thrusting. They're like, buddy, we need
to get.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Your peelings.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Probably go now and the year. And then they saw
him lonely by themself, sitting on a children's swing in
the park across the road, waiting for a TEXTI we're
a ober to tune up and he was just like
swinging there.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
So that's something that was ordered that.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
Wasn't for the hits that John and Ben podcast, and you.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Were talking about dilemma when it comes to people showing
up unannounced at your house.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
This surprised me.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
When I stay with my parents, they have people knock
on the door. First of all, that's terrifying because usually
when people knock on your door, you don't generally want
them there. They're trying to tell you something or ask
you questions. So they have people like just come over unannounced,
like friends knocking on the door and Hi, out of
the blue, want to come in for a coffee and
(38:55):
a chat.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, that's that's now.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I feel like you get through life and there's a
period the twenty that's the period you're like, I don't
want any you know, anything coming in out of the
blue and ruining maroutine.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
The door makes you hide.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, I did that once, honestly in apartment we lived
and had frosted glass on the door, and I went
and ducked. I ducked and froze, and then the person
could obviously see my body. Yeah, in the sort of
I went, you know when hedgehogs freezing in the middle
of the road they see a car coming, and then
the gentleman behind the thing was like, I'm just gonna
leave a pamphlet for you.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
Just do Yeah, okay, I've crawled behind like a couch once,
didn't I realized they could see my shadow at the door.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
It happens my daughter was selling chocolates around the neighborhood.
Someone was playing trumpet. They stopped playing trumpet and they knocked,
and then as they left they could hear trumpets stay again.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, no one wants anyone turning up and invited unless
you're retired over the age of sort of sixty five.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Although I do feel like you've got everyone's probably got
that one friend that for some reason they are okay
with it. You probably feel like I know a friend
that I drop around, they'll be fine. But most of
the other time, I'm definitely not that friend. Like you
know people, I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
What do you want?
Speaker 6 (40:04):
And the friends left that stayed for like an hour
having a coffee, and I was like, what if you
head plans? And Mom's like, oh no, I did have
the things I needed to.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Do, but you know, they just I've got plenty of
time to do that stuff tomorrow. Ginny Boys spins mother.
She's love to drop and slipped away through New Zealand.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Houses stayed at mini houses.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
And she's always got people staying as well, like always molded,
this is such and such.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
He's for Margentina. Those that's like a house, you know,
it's so many people.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
When you ever Russian seamen saying with us for Christmas.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
They dropping and on other people's it's it's lovely, it's
love How.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Did it make you feel?
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Though?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
When you're Christmas time and there's the United Nations of peckers.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Christmas time, you kind of get reminded of what you know,
Like a lot of these times these people are away
from their families and stuff, so that is a beautiful
thing to be hanging out with people.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Other times you're like, who's this person?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
They like join you around the Christmas time?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
It's a lovely thing. My mom's very generous. But then
she'll drop off your call in for carp stay the
night at someone's household, someone she hasn't talked to in years.
She'll just drop in or give them the ticks and
then I say the night.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
There's worst night there stuff for me?
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Yeah, I know, me too, horrific.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
I feel like it's it's the boomer generation.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
It's a little bit I don't understand it. Don't knock
on my door, you're not coming in.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Your parents are obviously boomers and alter natures too. Yeah,
what happens if they open the door and they're in
Nature's modem.
Speaker 11 (41:33):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I don't think it's ever happened. It would only happen
in the summer. And they were like some bathing on
the deck and they were nerdy, rudy. But I don't
think it's ever happened.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
But if you were chill about it, it wouldn't matter.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
I can't come ahead like my husband. I think Andrew
came around one time and I was like, oh, guys,
you have to put some pants on.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
How did you pre warn them?
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Yeah, well no, no, he arrived and they I was like,
you need to put pants on? Quite comfyn't think Andrew
kid too much, but I was like, just just for
me put pants on today?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Was this the debut?
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Meaning no, no, no, no, they were fully clothed, debuty.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
That's a weird way to start, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Just a little bit The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Tonight on three and You Get It on three now,
as well as new new series of Double Park, Double
Park to the comedy show.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Show have listened to the trailer, would you.
Speaker 15 (42:27):
Matt is my partner and we're having babies at the
same time together.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Do you feed each other's Like, do you swap or
do you just feed your own one. They're both our babies,
so we we feed both of them, I know.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
But you're more of the mass one though, right, so
like you're the dad.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
It does a wonderful medal and Sami the very funny
medal and Sami and Antonia Pribble has been acting on
our screens for years.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Antonio and so you had a bit.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You're like, let's come in with a different angle for
this double parked interview. It's called double park because it's
two babies.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, but I was like, well, how about we do
the interview wild double parked in the back of the
Hits car. See how you ended up there a busy
street conduct the interview and basically the interview stopped when
someone tooted, So it was a precious situation for everyone.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
Here's how it went.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
We took Antonio out to the street you were driving
the Hits car. Johnno, here's how it went down. Antonio
Prebble double part and we've got an idea. Right now,
we're going to do the interview wild double parks. John's driving.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I also have eighty five to mirrors too, which is
there's not a lie I do so if this risks
my other fifteen de mirrors, so banned from driving for
three months.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Okay, but that's what I'm willing to risk for you.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
So you're going to drive around the block and we're
going to double park somewhere.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Just briefly. I put the hazards on, but we'll do
it as long as the I thing. It will take
us long until we get a towed from someone.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
So I guess we have to talk fast.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Yeah, So tell us about the show.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Okay, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (43:47):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (43:48):
So if people watch season one, they would know that
it is about a lesbian couple played by Me and
Madeline Sami who both accidentally get pregnant at the same
time and then so the first series follows their pregnancies.
At the end of the series, they have their babies,
and season two follows their journey of new motherhood from
when the babies and newborns till about four months old.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
So nothing to do with the Wilson Car Park or
parking situation. See what we've done here? All right, So
you know you're about to pull over.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
You really missed the brief and the synopsis of the
show cars Park.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Nothing really makes me more nervous than parallel parking in
front of a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
It's not about parking, but that.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
Is a new breaking experience.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
It is I think we should talk about that for
quite a long time. How breaking it is to parallel park.
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Okay, but right now it's gonna be new breaking because
we are about to be double parked.
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
We're on a narrow street too, like we are on
a narrow street.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
This is gonna be interesting, this is causing trouble. But
I guess what.
Speaker 5 (44:45):
We're in a hits car with our faces on the side,
So I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Sorry, you got to say you had to cast babies
when they weren't even born.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yes, we had cast babies when they weren't even born.
Speaker 15 (44:57):
So we obviously needed two babies because Medal in Lae
both have our characters both have babies.
Speaker 11 (45:01):
Yeah, So it was put out to New.
Speaker 15 (45:03):
Zealand to see if anyone would want their babies to
be used, and apparently there were hundreds of replies of
families wanting their babies to be used one of them
because we needed newborns like brand brand new newbornes, because
we meet them on the day they're born, and so
one of the babies was cast while still in utero,
because the two date worked quite.
Speaker 11 (45:20):
Well for the dates.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
You're just going off their headshots of like the scan,
someone's walking close to the car, but we're okay.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
The cars beeping, the cars beeping, Oh no, the council
just came past the heat a ticket.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
But you're a mother in real life obviously as well.
Do do you find that you know, because your kids
are a little bit older than being babies now, do
you find you.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Kind of almost forget It's it's not that long ago
for you, really.
Speaker 11 (45:49):
Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 15 (45:50):
It is very much kind of the mists of those
early days because you're so exhausted and you know, so
sort of vulnerable and stressed out trying to work out.
Speaker 5 (45:57):
How all right? An I'm sorry, I don't want to
hear the ind of that hitch double parked out in
hitching on three and three now, and I tell you
imble down, tell you wall you never know you can
catch double parked on three and three now from tonight
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