November 11, 2024 • 43 mins
ON THE SHOW TODAY:
- Jono is promoting the bald hair club!
- I was in a car crash then went to work... For 12 hours!
- This Wicked muck up is hilarious!
- Our love HATE relationship with the Herald quiz
- The vocab of middle aged men...
- I'm actively avoiding using a spoon! Even with soup!
- We chat to the White Ferns.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This Gentleman Being Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
the Experts and Tastes that Kiwis love. Welcome to the
podcast on a Tuesday. It's been a really fun show today,
isn't it? As we try and avoid Mariah Carey for
another day, I feel that one of us is going
to get it's going to happen this week.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I've just been every time I scroll, I just scroll,
and I'm not even thinking about it's definitely going to
get me on top.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm trying to turn the sound off.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't though, I just am like devil make care attitude.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Do it now, death, scroll now, do it now? Three?
Three TikTok and three videos.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Maybe Christmas isn't in my algorithm? Okay, all right, Oh
that's David Beckham. What's his name, Brooklyn Beckham?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
David Beckham.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
This is someone eating some kind of lollie.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Okay, Oh.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's a spark head?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
You do one more?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
One More's the weekends?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
There we go the weekend safe ago. That was dicey,
but that's it was.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It was thrilling, thrilling to listen to.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We should do that on the show tomorrow. One of
us one of us has to go.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's go for three scribs.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The other day for five minutes on TikTok, and that
was again no Christmas and algorithm a lot of Trump on.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The day that because it was election, I was getting
a lot of Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No one's saying all I went for Christmases.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, well, yes, that shaves valuable minutes off our life
doing that, and speaking of people shaving things off, hopefully
that ties into what you're about here.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I my husband pitched something to me and like, I
don't usually get involved with anything to do with his body,
his choice, you know, so I was like, you do
you boo all the time, but he pitched. So he
has beautiful curly hair at the moment, and he's like,
I'm going to get a buzz cut. He wants to
shave it all off. So you've spent so much time
(02:01):
growing your beautiful natural curly here, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
It looked like a handsome football hooligan.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Look, it's my issue, but I never I never say
anything about what he's doing with this here or anything
that would be a friendly.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Football hooligan though, wouldn't be like one. And it's like
some who one who broke into a shot, smashed the window,
but then felt bad about it the next day.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Why when he has beautiful hair like that, would he
shave it off?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
If you could have beautiful curls, John O, would you well?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Because you said yes that, I was like, ah, sweet,
like you look great, and I'm like, it'll go back.
I keep saying it'll go back, and then I was
like afterwards, I was like, oh, dear God, I said
that seven times. Doesn't for me. That's always my theory.
I mean, look, I'm blond at the moment. I know
what I'm doing that I'll grow back and shave it
off whatever it is all, but I.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Keep on, don't shave it off?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And this sometimes tell you it goes away and even
comes back. Can I make an.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Open invitation to Andrew On behalf of all people with
less here follicles than the rest of us is curls.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. Shav your head,
Welcome to the club. You look great? Right, you might
like it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You've got a GM in October and your subs did
you know?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
VM?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But you get a free T shirt.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
With a funny slogan on it, Like I'm not bored
it's just like a solar panel for a six machine
or something, and we'll give you one of the novelty
t shirts and we welcome me all members with open arms.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I think it's happening regardless.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh yeah, I think we've got a lot good.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Look good.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
If the shoe were on the other foot and you're like,
Andrew want to shave my head?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, absolutely no. To be honest, he would probably be like,
he would probably.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Say your body, you'll tear exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, he's so annoying like that, he probably would. He'd
be like, if you want to, you do it, specially
at the moment.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Are you worried he's going to look too much like me,
and the babies are going to come flocking.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's exactly all day.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm fitting off babes, breaking hearts all over town.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Sorry, babes, this one's taken. We'll keep us updated without guys.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, do you want me to save the curls? John O, Well,
you could base them on your head or something no
one will noticed.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, why don't we do that?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Okay, Well, shave Andrews head, keep it in a wig,
and then I can wear it daily.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah. He goes with the.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Heads that johnaan Ben podcast, a.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Disney cruise actually save four people. They were sinking in
their catamaran two hundred miles off the coast of a
murder and Yeah, pretty incredible thing to have the Disney
curs come along and save you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Mickey saved you.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, if you're going to be rescued by any boat,
be the happiest place on earth, wouldn't it. Then you
get a nice twelve day vacation.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hopefully you get to sort of tag in for that
the rest of the cruise, right.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, there are they going into port or are they
just leaving? Because then you'll be like, I want to stay.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
They were the closest ship by by far, Yeah, eighty
miles away from where they were originally at the start,
so they were all quite Yeah, they would have died.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, I mean ten million times better than being you know,
hauled aboard by on some greasy container ship salty toothless
sea dog. Well, go to Myra and you're like, oh, really,
how long were on here for?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
That is another three weeks? You know, you've been on
a Disney cruise. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Yeah,
great time. You didn't save anyone, though, I didn't save
anyone's life. I had a great time.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I didn't save the credit card anyway, all the merch.
But we are talking. We did actually get into this yesterday.
Why are you lucky to be alive? And an insane
number of calls coming through. We're saying it was surprised
to have anyone listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
After this, I saw ride.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Into a motorbike and crowding down the road and this
this young boy with his learner's license that started to
turn in front of me. So I hit him on
the corner of his square. I threw over the bonnets.
I landed on the road bike five golomps further broke
my knee, broke my ankle.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Were flying to visit some friends and our plane one
of the engines, the isis stopped working and so the
engine stopped working, so we were flying with only one engine.
We had at emergency landing at.
Speaker 11 (05:51):
This really small local airport.
Speaker 10 (05:53):
They had to open it for us.
Speaker 12 (05:54):
So I was in the middle of the biggest tsunami
that was hit the Southeast Asia. Yeah, I was in
a bus and you know, the water came and the
bus almost tipped over, and I'm the last person to
get out of the bus because I had no clue
what was going on.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Just incredible story. Yeah, we wanted to open up there
the hats four four eight seven. When you feel like
you're lucky to be alive, we can.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
We felt we could milk your the most formatic events
in your life for one more day. I never really
had a near death experience. I suppose the potential for
death was. Had some friends come over many years ago
and had to get rid of a tree, and we're like, oh, well,
chain saw it down ourselves. I mean, even just listening
to that sentence, this is the beginning.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Of a news story. It sounds like it, right, a
couple of beers, you know, just.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
A chainsaw perfect.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It was a big tree to it was big and
anyway we got it down.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Was it your tree?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Got it down, crashed the crashed the huge at the
front and damaged the fence a bit. And then you're
you got to cut the tree up into segments afterwards.
And so we're only one chainsaw, so would take turns
at doing something.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And I never.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Really used the chainsaw, to be honest. And when I
first put it on, it like kicked back off the tree,
cut my leg keep going and then I started like,
you know how you kind of use a saw back
and forth, Well you're cutting bread. My friends like, you
don't need to use.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
It, you just hold it. The chainsaws doing all the work.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
And he said, once we saw me trying to cut
the tree like bread, he thought he'd better take the chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So there was money.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
It's me just dipping my Oh the other chainsaw incident
I had as I bought one after that, I was like,
you know what, after that, I might get one.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And then we gave it to remember the Edge Radio section.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I was working there at the time, and they're like,
we're doing a novelty radio wedding. We thought it'd be
really funny if the bride.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
And groom, the list of us that was that was
on them.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Really yeah, with Brian and groom were on roller blades
and cutting their cake with my chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And I was like, yeah, this sounds great. He'd have
to take the chainsaw wheels, wheels. I think they took
the blade off at but yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
And then I was part of an HR investigation that
got a call from the HR department over there at
MediaWorks and it turns out you're not allowed to give
chainsaws to listeners.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
The hits that JOHNA and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Talking about when You're Lucky to be alive. I was
actually thinking yesterday when I used to live in the
wide Uppo.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
We lived on a farm. We decided to after a couple.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well like probably a day after quite a lot of rain,
We're like, let's go down the river on inflatable tractor tubes.
And I remember my parents going I had the best idea,
and I'm like, yeah, we were with suits, a couple
of mates, and it wasn't the best idea.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I love it how they like they threw the question
out there, but they were like, oh, well, you're going
to do what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We ended up on some sort of like surrounded by
some sort of cliff face as the water was really rough,
and my friend went under and we just kept getting
flipped and I was like, oh my god, we're never
going to get out of this. And my friend was
like we went under and he was like. I was like,
that'll be the last we see him. But he popped
up about twenty meters away from us. So me and
mother mate were clinging to this one tractor.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Tube and yeah, we visually got out of there, and
we were like, oh, okay, Mom was right. Wasn't a
good idea? Yeah? So I never did that again.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Did you tell her when you got home?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You know, we're all all we lost to the tractor tubes.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
We're all when you were dogging onto your tractor tube,
was that what you said to your friend?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
That's the last we'll see them between going under the
water then coming back up and clean, and then we're like,
oh no, he's all good, and he couldn't come back
to us very Friday.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Actually it doesn't. But sometimes you need those listeners, you like.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, do that again, one and done. Scenario. We're going
to go to Nathan this morning. How are you, buddy?
Speaker 13 (09:39):
You're right?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
We're so good. What happened? You're lucky to be alive, Nathan?
Speaker 14 (09:46):
Oh, very lucky.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
So I was traveling early hours of the morning. I
think it was like two a m. I ended up
rolling my car seven times upper bank and then back
down a bank. Oh my god, landed upside down and
then managed to crawl out, grab my skateboard and then
(10:08):
I skated to work, work a whole twelve hour shift,
and then I got my partner at the time to
take me to the hospital after work found out that
I was concussed for six months. So six months after
the accident, I was concussed for Oh my gosh, broken
(10:29):
my shoulder, fractured, my hip, broken, my knee, and my
ankle all on my left side.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
What are you skateboarded to work?
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Yeah? Yeah, it was about eighty ks from where I
crashed the car, so it took me or maybe three
or four hours.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Are you from.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
We need to turn this into a movie.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Wow. If that's not dedication, I don't know what is.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
If I did, like a finderbinder, I'd be like, I
can't come into work today. I'm fit in a car accident.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Just leave your car on the side of the road.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
I left my car in the ditch, and then after
I went to the hospital, go a little bit cleaned up.
And I worked on a farm at the time, so
I just grabbed the tractor, got in the tractor, drove
it to where I crashed the car, picked it up
with the forks, and drove it all the way home.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh my god, k we you're like, you're a little
bit late the end of your twelve hour shift. Where
you like, oh, oh, we actually in painted.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Yeah, I'm like, oh, maybe I should, you know, go
get kicked out.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Maybe you're just in shock.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
You know, you just went into auto pilot and the
ended a twelve hour shift.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I just to work for a few hours.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
It's a crazy story, it is.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
And then on that same road, I've crashed multiple cars
within two years.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Are you doing something wrong? Are you missing the corner?
Speaker 9 (11:59):
It's black?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I swear you be careful, almost like you shouldn't drive
down that road.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Cursed for you, Nathan driving down that road?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah good.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Next month, of course, is Christmas, and we've been playing
a really fun game. I think it's captured the imagination
of the country. This one the Marakira game where you
can you can play along too. You can start right now.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
You've just got to see how long you can avoid
listening to Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You could be somewhere. You could be at a store,
you could be scrolling on social media. It could be anywhere,
and if you hear it, you're out of the game.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah. And we're playing with Many and PJ in the
afternoon as well. You're playing listening to you can text
four for eight seven. If you're out of the game,
you've you've heard it while you've been shopping or scrolling
through social media. But we got some intel yesterday that
Many and PJ might have been playing a little dirty.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, they were about to sabotage us. They were going
to go try and trick us, and I mean it's
easy to do. We talked about it yesterday. We could
easily change one of the audio that they play on
their show to Marah Carey's All I Want for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's I mean we could do.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We just rename one of the songs.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
No brow stuff that duty techtive.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
So we were supposed to be all in this together,
litt how long we could last.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
So Nathan phoned through. He had some great intel for us.
He told us about the fact that they were plotting
to sabotage us. So we recorded a we message for
Medie and PJ to play in the afternoon. Here was
the message we recorded.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
This is a pre recorded message for medi and PJ.
If you're listening to this, we couldn't be bothered coming.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
In live to do this.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
No, but we're on to you in regards to the
Mariah Carey competition, we were all trying to avoid listening
to All I Want for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now, don't worry, We're not going to play Mariah Carey
right now because we're better than that. But apparently you're not.
Have a listened to Nathan who caught up our show.
Speaker 14 (13:42):
They were talking about getting someone else that we actually
played on an elevator or something along those lines.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Just try and get us out.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Nathan's great in the plan as they were hatching their
planing on nationwide radio.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So we've heard from Nathan Olan Foreman that you could
be hatching the pants. So here's the ultimatum. You could
be naughty or you could be nice, right, Megan.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, So either we're going to play the nasty game
where we try and stitch each other up, or we're
going to stay on the same team and we're trying
to get as far as we can through this.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I thought we're routine. So that played out. We used
to be a team of five million. Remember that.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Breaking down into teams are two teams are three.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Forget be kind to be nice? Seven five million? Change,
isn't it?
Speaker 8 (14:36):
So?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, so they played that yesterday they got to listen
to that live on the radio, and this is their
response in regards to playing naughty or nice.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
I thought we were a team Nathan, and here I
was thinking they were genuinely listening to our show. We
would have gone away with it if bloody Nathan didn't
call up and do bussin.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Look, PJ and I come on this show from three
to even every day and we share things with you
guys under the assumption that this is a safe space
for us to say whatever we want and no one
is going to go knock on us.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
To the breakfast show.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It's called an honesty game.
Speaker 15 (15:15):
An honesty game.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh no, now okay, So what do we do?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
We take team Naughty or do we take Team Nice?
Or do we just keep our cards under rats?
Speaker 15 (15:27):
I mean, the cheeky version of me says naughty all
the way. But I don't like to win under false pretenses.
You know, if I win something, I want to win
fear and square.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
So do we have to call it the impeach my ges?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So just be boring and played by the rules.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
All I want for Christmas is for many a PJ
to play a fair game. And they've decided to play
the fair game game.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, so we're not gonna We're not gonna sabotagem. We're
gonna play fair.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
We could really turn the tables. Now, we're going to
play a fair game.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You know, we're really let's not talking about this on
the air. People like Dathan, which I like playing fair? Okay, this,
but now's there?
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Okay, right, the hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
But obviously the merch comes out when the movie comes out,
and all the movie before them year of course pre merch.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Ever, run's fizzing for it. It looks amazing. The original
the origin story of the Wicked Witch of Wizard of Oz,
yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It was next Thursday, but they've split it into two,
which irks me. But it's because they didn't want to
cut anything out. But I have seen the Merchant.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Sorry, what do you want them to do? You want
them to edit the movie?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I want to see the whole thing in one go,
but now we have to wait for a year for
the second one.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
But trying to street money out of here, suspicious of
this maneuver.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But I did see the dolls. They have the dolls
in the warehouse. So the Glenda and the alphabe and
I didn't read the back of it, but I have
seen it printed on the back of these doll packages.
Is the website to go and check out all the
information of the movie.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Tell of like, if you want to check out more dolls,
can't go here, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Get accessories, no doubt, go to Wicked dot com right,
which that makes.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
This is the title of the film. Someone had someone
would have got wicked dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Apparently Wicked dot com is taken, and that is a
hardcore adult website. It's very wicked.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
So the president these in all the boxes, very small
mind you? Yeah, I love who is that person? That
one person was like, that's an adult? Yeah you think,
but everyone will go hey, I think that's it now,
you know, everyone's going, oh, how do you know that? Mate?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
This is a hell of an assumption though they're like, oh,
wicked dot com.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
We even seen out all the boxes. No, no, oh,
that is Honestly, I suffered the same fate. I had
my own prawn business. I was prawnhub dot com. Just
one small typo stitched up the entire the entire company,
my prawn business down.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
It never made a comeback after that. Did a bin
Not one small typeo. Either.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
There's a few letters.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I was getting prices advertising for but that's not prawn Hub.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It's supposed to be Wickedmovie dot com. But Mattow have said, look,
if you've got these, sorry, get rid of the boxes. Yeah,
because once you take it out of the box, the
evidence has gone right.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
It's advertising in a way. It's quite well for everyone.
For the boovie, for the website at dot com. We
all want to go to look at dot com.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
My work laptop and it's like flagged to it. I'm
going to we visit from the matter and you.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Can guarantee the person who did that will never be
seen again.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
The heads that John and Ben podcast, I like to start.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
The day with the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz, try
and get ten out of ten. If we get one
answer wrong, we're out. It's not the way it generally
works at the New Zealand herold dot cut Own. He said,
you can't keep playing, But we just decided that's our roles.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
We strive for success. We got ten out of ten
last week. But we're not here to bathe in the
glory of that, are we No, we move on to
the next day now. Producer Eli is off today, so
producer Grace filling it. Hello, Hello, you said potentially gettable.
Speaker 16 (19:15):
Potentially gettable. But I've done the quiz and I've forgotten
all the answers.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You've forgotten them.
Speaker 16 (19:19):
I've completely forgotten. I will be giving anything away.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh good, Yeah, produce Alie's facials are very telling. She
would be a shocking game show host.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
She may have helped us to a couple of those, definitely.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (19:35):
First question this morning, Okay, what American jazz musician was
nicknamed the King of Swing? John Coltrane, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I feel like it's Glenn Miller. Any prior loved her jazz,
and she also loved what was it?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I you reckon? I feel like Glenn Miller.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Buck Grace is giving me some ging z cringey facials
if we get.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Out the first one, that's what happens. Yeah, okay, look at.
Speaker 16 (20:08):
It, John Coltrane, glad you're listening to the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
That is incorrect. Who was Benny Goodman? O?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Heroes always let you down? I'm sorry, guys, guys, all
over and done with. Normally, we're trying to aim for
around three minutes.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Your wife feels.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Very very disappointed. Means like that. Everyone goes.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Thes that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I know there's someone in the building. I don't have
any idea who he is, but I know he works
up stairs. We've got a number of businesses on on
the lebels upstairs, and I bump into him. I'd say
at least three or four times a week, okay, and
this is the level of our conversation.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I'll go, how's it going.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
He'll say good, and then follow up with the name
of the day, good Monday, And then I'll go Monday,
and then that's that's that's at the beginning in your
back today.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I just saw him before. Here you go, mate, good Tuesday,
and that's all.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
And what does it get better the conversation if you've
seen him on a Friday Friday, like, is it more possible?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
That's because he says good every day.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
But then the way he annunciates the day that really
sums up how the mood is, you know, hopeful that.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Tuesday. We are screwed.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
If we are locked in a room and have to
have deep, a meaningful conversation.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
How do you to branch out and be like I
don't know what do you do or.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
No, I just know what we've got at the moment
he reminds me what day it is. I get a
rough gauge on now he's feeling.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Does he ever ask you how your day is?
Speaker 9 (22:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I just really sometimes relay the day back to him.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I'll be like, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Well that's Tuesday, though,
that's Tuesday, so I slightly more hopeful than Monday.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
You speak a different language.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
We don't need to say anymore. I know everything I
need to know about.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
The guys that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Digging fresh off a risk surgery carpal tunnel surgery.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Weren't you Yeah, just a little surgery last week.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I said, the bloody strongest risks and media now should
both by yeah, rist of for lux and will call
it off the from the stay forward.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
There's probably, to be honest, there's probably a bit like risk, Gina.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Maybe it might be better than risk, but you will
call you one of those things.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, And this is someone I experienced when I was
getting my wrist surgery. Not to shame the medical stuff.
We were just talking before about how people do this
every single day, saving lives and it's just the day
to day. So thank you for everyone who helped me out.
The nurses were lovely, but one of them, as we
were leaving, they ushered us into the lift to go
down to the bottom floor, so she was like, oh,
(23:10):
and you go push the buttons for us, but then
left and walked out of the lift and met us
at the bottom.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
You're thinking it might be protocol that nurses can't mingle
with patients.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
So I kind of thought she was like, oh, leaving us,
and I was like, oh, we didn't say goodbye, But
then she appeared when we got to the bottom and
I was like, oh what there was enough room and
she was like no, no, no, I'm kind of afraid
of lifts. So she's been in a lift that's broken
down and she was in there for hours, and just
like in the movies, when they finally got it going again,
(23:41):
she had to crawl through like a little gap and
she was worried it was going to fall and color
legs off. It didn't. She got out, but the trauma
has stayed with her. So now is it nurse Every
single day she has to avoid going in the lift.
She has to run up and down the stairs I.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Could see sit with you.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah, and lifts when you actually know one i'd ever
believe is one hundred percent comfortable. And there's always that
sort of five to try not.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
To think too hard about it, and then they start going.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
My daughter's the same.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
She she got stuck momentary, not as bad as that
or anything like that, but now she will if she
can avoid it, she will will always set the stairs,
you know, but if she has the there's no other choice.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Putting a lot of trust in something we know breaks
down a lot.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
It's like a plane, you know the time you're going
to be fine. You just hear about all these, you know,
and everyone gets like sharks. You know, you got more
chance of winning lotto than being attacked by a shark.
I just made that up, but sounded convinced.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I think there are stats like that, though.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
You're right, Yeah, there's this stuff you're awkwardly actively avoid doing.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Harol parking if I can, If I can, I'll avoid
doing that.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
He hates the public humiliation, specially with the.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Crowd, but I rather think I'd rather not. It needs
to be a nice space here. Again, probably overthink again, Yeah,
but I I was like my wife's there's a park.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm like, was it You've just got to head it
with like a devil make here attitude, like swing it
in and you'll probably fine.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's more to it than that,
But you don't just tight.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Parallel ones are like, oh you know, yeah, you're trying
to work out when you drive along, can I get
it there?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
And I'm not going to get in there, And you
don't want to be that person that does it four
times and then drice away.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
That's when, Yeah, the public humiliation, that's the worst case
because you know everyone's watching on the together in an.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Audience, grinding the wheels on the bloody curb. How about you, Megan,
you're actively avoiding anything.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Phone calls has a grown up who has children. It's
not ideal, but like, generally I don't answer phone calls.
It's a compliment. If I answer the phone when you call.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm with you. I'd rather not talk on the phone
if I can avoid it.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Know what it is.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No good normally comes from a phone call. No good.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
But you just leave me a message and I'll decide
whether I'm going to call you base.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Bringing with good news, Like there's no there's no reason
why someone gonna ever got this. You ever know, that's
never a great yours this money? Yeah, you're right, Like, why.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
I reckon it's going to make the twenty twenty four
Quotes of the year. Nothing good ever comes.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
If we're calling you back the one time we're calling
you on the hats, maybe you know, when a competition,
that's you.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Know what you want to Other times we're calling you
just a pist you.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
To tell your story. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
The hats that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Looks like Chris Martin and Cole Player in town ahead
of the first concert on Wednesday. They were photos I
just saw online. Is this Chris Martin spotted awkward? And
I'm like, well, yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
It could be another run of the mill white guy.
I guess so.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But it's like what cleaning Non described.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It really looks like Chris Martin. He's in town this week.
And I'm like, I'm I'm pretty sure it's safe to
say that is Chris Martin.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Money on the fact that is Can I see the photo?
Are you hitting your bits? Would be Chris Martin?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Meghan probably is, I'll bring it up in a second.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Or is that just stage where we.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Are talking about what you're actively avoiding. Chris Martin actively
avoiding the paparazzi Here in New Zealand, you can call
the hits four for eighty seven on the text. You
meet someone the other day, a nurse.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Who is looking after me with my wrists surgery, actively
avoids lifts because she got stuck in one, so she
runs up and down the stairs at the surgical clinic
that she works in rather than taking the lifts. It
would be a lot every day. Yeah, that's Chris Martin.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You've been pulled up the phone of Chris Martin. Is
this Chris Martin? Pretty sure looks Chris mad Chris. I
mean it does look like a.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Guy called Martin who who was an accountant or something
so on his day off.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But there you go. Welcome to town, cold black.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
K What are you actively avoiding, Alicia? Good morning to you,
good morning, great to have you on. What are you
trying to dodge every day?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Spoon?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Spoons?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, well so like making a coffee?
Speaker 14 (28:02):
What would you so I can.
Speaker 11 (28:05):
Use them as like like making coffee and stuff. I
just cannot actively put them in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Okay, what is there some trauma relating to the spoons.
Speaker 11 (28:17):
I as a young child, I decided that as they
drag it was one of those things that I pretty
much got pranked and did to.
Speaker 9 (28:31):
Not use spoons.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Are you just stuck.
Speaker 11 (28:36):
Over time that I don't actually like the texture result?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
But you're okay with a fork?
Speaker 9 (28:43):
Fine, but not spoon.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Talk about like cereals and like.
Speaker 14 (28:49):
Soup that is all forks, all forks.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
So you're eating a cereal with a fork, are you?
How are you eating soup? Do you just drink it
out and straight from the ball? I guess you could
drink it from a mug or something.
Speaker 14 (29:02):
Either that or I just don't get a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
You're not getting your daily soup in take rated. I
can't remember the last time, so it's not really a
summer think for the next few months when you do,
you think about it, you can get you away. You
can make it, make your way through life without a spoon.
You're right, that's incredible, Alicia, appreciate it. You're gonna have
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a great day. Great text here.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
I actively avoid looking at my partner during love making.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Are hoping for but.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
It definitely knows.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, sometimes it is one of those scenarios you're like,
are we did in the eyes?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Here?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Am I staring at the ceiling? What am I looking?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Mean?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
My focusing? Where am I focusing?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
And on?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I know what you're saying. What are you doing? Are
you looking dead in the eyes like contact shut your eyes.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Blind? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Right, someone else avoids look at the mailbox in cases
a speeding ticket ticket.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, no, that's good. Probably you're with the mail room
at work, right, I just ignore them if I believe.
If I have been handed the physical ticket, I don't
have to pay it.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Harvey, you're on.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
What are you actively avoiding.
Speaker 16 (30:23):
Sports?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh? You don't like sports?
Speaker 10 (30:26):
All sports, well, specifically the sports that include running.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Anything cardio based. Okay, fair enough, there's a lot of
people like that. Running does suck. What's the worst one
for you?
Speaker 15 (30:42):
The worst one?
Speaker 14 (30:43):
Yeah, probably four hundred actual running street line across.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
My daughter is the same.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
The cross country is the worst day in the in
the school calendar for her.
Speaker 9 (30:59):
Get me starved.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I feel like I want to.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Although Indy she's very good at the cross country.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
She doesn't like it, but she is quite good at it.
She wins.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, well, she can't like in the top five, howd
it go? She's terrible came. Third was now I've got
to do it again, like the end of Stones.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I was like, you see, you're doing well.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Just I didn't want to tell her that. I was
just like, well, good on you for dry well, how
do you doing?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
You continue on trying to avoid anything, running based right
and have a great day.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
The heads that Jonaan Ben podcast Ferns.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
The cricket team the first New Zealand team men's all
womans to win a World Championship twenty competition and were
so epic in the UAE.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
New Zealand have done it.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
And history. I was so awesome to.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
See and they're bringing the trophy right around the country
taking on a bit of a tour the ic C
T twenty trophy and from the White Funs. We got
Ezzy Gays and met a Green with us in the studio.
Great heavy here, thanks for having us. I'm very exciting
you brought in the trophy. Congratulations. The icc T twenty
trophy a lot heavier. We got to pick it up
a lot heather than we thought.
Speaker 13 (32:09):
Yeah it is heavy. Yeah, nice to be able to
take around the country and show it off.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Do you affect that into your your carry on luggage
because obviously you didn't arrive, you know, you didn't leave the.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Country to go to your ae with it. He came
home with that. Yeah, what happens manager to get the
credit card out? Yeah, and that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, I reckon about ten to fifteen kge's extra baggage there.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's very heavy. Also, you do start to wonder because celebrations,
you know, sometimes people like to put liquid and can
you put any liquid inside it? Or is that something
that's not done.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
I think one of the girls tried to, but it's
a bit of an odd shaped trophy and it all
just started pouring out the bottom.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Now, we love the celebrations.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It was so awesome to see you guys were It
was emotional scenes, but then also the celebrations afterwards.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
This I think was in the dressing rooms. Not long
after there was some sort of karaoke going on.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Can you guys remember that you're looking at us very
blankly like, oh someone recording that?
Speaker 13 (33:05):
Sadly one of the least glamorous sides of sports. I
was actually doing drug testing at the time. That was
a bit of a shame.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
This is what you missed? Did I just pick You're
randomly for drug testing.
Speaker 13 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's just all part of it, I suppose.
But you missed that, which was a shame. The girls
having a good time. That's Georgia Uponmer's favorite song and
she always gets up in about on the team busting
in that song. So it's cool for her to be
able to do that.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
So maybe you've been in the tea for a while,
you know, like twelve years. I think, what does it
mean to like to win this? Because no means team
has ever won a World Cup for New Zealand and
this is the woman's seen winning it in the T twenty.
Speaker 13 (33:39):
Yeah, it was awesome. Obviously, had lots of ups and
downs through my career and you know that's something that
some people never get to achieve. So to get that
trophy is pretty special, and especially for us old girls
who have been around me while, it's nice to win
one before your times up. And hope not forty two
some days I feel like it, but yeah, hopefully for
someone that is, she's got a few more in the
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bank and so that'll be cool.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Is he just come on, what are you're twenty now
or something? Come on in you've got like a bronze
medal from the Commonwealth Games and now all World Cup
as well. That's pretty surreal.
Speaker 13 (34:09):
Yeah, it's pretty special.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And first World Cup and you know won that one,
so it's one way to start.
Speaker 13 (34:15):
But yeah, pretty lucky to be a part of the team.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
When you were playing cricket as a child, do you
know he would use to wear full cricket whites just.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
All the time everything as well.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, he walked through Marster and found out it was
a bit of an when he wasn't playing cricket for.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Anyway at any stage. If you wanted, if you got
probably if you want a creak game, any stage, I'm
good to go. Guys, you always felt sorry for your parents?
Whould just sit around for like eight hours of much
cricket could be a long time. Were your parents good
sideline appearance?
Speaker 13 (34:41):
My parents just used to drop me off and so
have a great day.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Well I got to that stage too, Although the shortened
version of the game now is he's probably got andy
for parents coming along. Oh dad loves it.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I think he's living his cricket career through me.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, that's got well. I mean his daughter's playing for
New Zealand, so he's he's not just watching some seven
year old fart around on a Friday night when he's like,
I could be high.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
A pretty sweet pay day as well, too, which is awesome.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I mean, it's great to see that the woman's team
and the men's team have pay parody over the last
few years.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
But a pretty sweet payday from this WORL Cup.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
Yeah, it's pretty obviously not why you play. The trophy
is the most important thing to us. But yeah, it's
good though. It's a really nice bonus.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Have you got it?
Speaker 13 (35:18):
What's that that I may have brought myself an expense
of coffee machine? Yeah, which is good. I've been one
on one for years and if we met the semifinals
and buying one.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Are you talking like a movie hands one or like
as like.
Speaker 13 (35:30):
A proper oh wow, spresso machine. So that was a
real treat. And then the risks, you know, save it,
put it towards the future.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It's cricket, but block block is something that happens in cricket.
There's a tenuous time and when we ring from a
phone line here at work, it's a blocked number.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
So we want to do the White Foond's block right now.
Is there one person in the team we can call
that wone answer? Why answer a block number? Can we
call them right now?
Speaker 13 (35:51):
Can you?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Can you get the number, which obviously we can hit
it around and see if she does an answer, you
guys win another trophy. That's just say. If she does
an answer, Yeah, she's not great for answering.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
Nah, she she doesn't like she likes me.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
On Susie Time, Susie Baits one of the legends for
the white fans. Okay, Ben never answers, and I don't
like block numbers either number okay, mind? Okay, So she's
pretty sure she's not gonna answer. What do you guys
like it answering?
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (36:15):
Usually, if it's a block number, I don't know. I'll
let her go to answer phone. If it's I feel like,
if it's important, I' leave a message.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Okay, Well, see too the number. Okay, Susie Baits. Will
she block the block number? It's ragging early in the
morning too, Yeah, it is early, so you could be
thinking it's an appointment. Yes, train she's definitely not. You're confident, confident.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Welcome the hits that Jona and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Trying Cup on today the Big Race around five forty
six and Addington, christ Church.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
It is a huge that it's huge, huge week in
christ Church and good to hear before me. And tickets
is twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
This year, reduce them down from forty, which is nice.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I like an affordable race date one of my favorite
things in life. And we're going to go to christ
It's now from the hits in christ It's kind a
good morning morning.
Speaker 14 (37:09):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
We're doing all right? Cup Day today?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Five before five? I mean how these does it start?
Like the things that Lincoln or it's all go?
Speaker 14 (37:16):
I mean the drive into works actually buddy quiet on
the daylight today as well.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I bet we went to that Lincoln Engineering.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
What was it? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I'm still got trauma from it.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
It was a lot of fun, a lot of fun.
But wild morning too.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
But your Cup Day have been to a couple of
times and that is a wonderful event.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
People turn up ready to party. They're looking amazing too.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Looking fantastic, but in one hundred and ten percent party mode.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (37:43):
I don't know if it's so much about the racing
as it is the party at this point. I mean,
you've got your enthusiast for sure, So we're screaming from
the stands.
Speaker 13 (37:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
I mean we all see the news that night.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
Don't we.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
We all see the images.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
That's very most of the people.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, they're like, oh there were horses, Yeah, there was racing.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Guarantee, there's going to be someone stumbling out of there
walking in a garden or something and someone holding high
heels walking and bear feet on the news.
Speaker 14 (38:09):
You're right, but it is a good day though, if
you are racing enthusiast. Look, I personally am not a
huge fan. I've got a couple of mates for a
racing mad slazy who's the favorite at the moment that
horses race to lose? And I couldn't tell you anything
about the horse. I couldn't tell anyth about the jockey
or the driver as that is in trots. But it
should be a good day at Eddington.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Swazy did you say swazy?
Speaker 14 (38:30):
Yeah, Slazy. Check a few bob on there, mate, you'll
be sweet air.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
I'm putting the entire kids savings on it, my Kiwi
saver everything and me. You had some crazy stats about
the food.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
There is eight hundred kg's of chicken thighs, a ton
of beef, brisket and five hundred kgs of asparagus that
is on the menu. This is for the corporate guests,
so lots of weird, smelly wheeze, a.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Wild amount of asparagus for one location.
Speaker 14 (38:59):
Why go to the race if you're not going to
completely clog up your artery a ton of breastket.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
It is a massive week in Christich, isn't it tend
so much to say?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
And it's not just the races. You've got things happening.
Speaker 14 (39:11):
Every day pretty much. I mean we've got, of course
the I Trotting Cup today. However on Thursday, the christ
Show then you want to improve christ Hit Show kicks off.
People coming to the christ It Show this year, they
might be used to the animal pitting, the horses, the dogs,
and there'll be all that stuff there as usual, but
then a whole bunch of new stuff as well, family activities.
I'm sure event I have pulled out all the stops
(39:33):
to make it a pretty cool few days that Thursday,
Friday and Saturday, which of course Saturday is the n
Zed Cup, which is different to the Trots Trots today
is the harness racing. And then Saturdays when they're on
the back of the horses.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
So yeah, there's a huge week. It's a public holiday too, right,
yeah Friday, so short week.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Everyone's getting into it. I don't know how anyone gets
work off today, but a lot of people do, so
we're into it.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
I feel that this week marks the beginning of the
end of the year for Cannibi.
Speaker 13 (39:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Once you've heard this week, you're on this slow fade out,
aren't you.
Speaker 14 (40:01):
I think everyone already here at Workers Chick. I mean,
no one's here.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I will kind of be safe. Enjoy your week, and
we'll see you on the news. Yeah, and we'll we'll
be at the show on Thursday. Actually, we can't wait
to be the bribing people to get a photo with us.
They could win a thousand.
Speaker 8 (40:18):
Dollars the hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Will we get there?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
The red lad Yes, he loves riddle so much is
running through his bloodstream, even into his blattery.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Piddles. Riddles beIN boys. Now we got thanks to til Martee,
We've got one hundred dollars and a hot and cold
tea Rise pack to give away.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
They've got some amazing hot teas as well as the
cold ones. Peach iced tea is one of my favorites.
Blood orange is awesome, perfect for summer. So right now,
I'm going to do a riddle for the room, and
then I'll do a quick.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Riddle for you and for the room of the room.
He's doing that waving my hand around. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I've wtten this one. This is bespoke riddle again. Last
week I brought a bespoke riddle to the to the place,
said this one. I reckon, you'll get this midway through,
but I don't want an answer until you just think
about it.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Okay, here's the riddle.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I'm known for my class, but I slept up this
day recorded a message in an unusual way.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
On meds. I mumbled and struggled to say a simple word.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Sandwich went strangely astray a pink hand, I claimed, that's
not quite right.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Better than pinky gave me much delight. Who am I?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
It's a beautiful pot right, It's such as you guys
would be so heavy for me. I just had an
egg samwich. We're gonna put it out there and say
eggs salmwich is cut. That's how we should be saying samwich.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
And the wonderful pink eye joked it with your pink hand. Yeah,
correct your amega.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
All right, you got Okay, I put one on one
hundred hats. If you know the answer, give us a
core and you'll get this one quite easy. And it's
one of those ones that it's not too clever, overly clever,
like actually, when you think about it, you're like, oh, okay,
I'll could get this. So you throw away the outside
before you eat me and the inside.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
After you me? What am I avocado? We're not not avocado,
but maybe it's yeah, I mean avocado was well it's vain, Yeah,
same vain. No, I probably I'll give you that one.
It's not the answer I want on our hundred the hats.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
But you're right, avocado has kind of you throw away
the outside before me and the inside after me.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, so I'll give you that one.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (42:20):
Is it a food?
Speaker 9 (42:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Yeah, no, it's the food, same vein avocado could have
taken Avocado not the answer from the internet, but I'll
give you that one. Okay, let's go to the phones.
Your name is Tracy, Tracy or Casey Casey.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I think she's sure she said Tracy on the colafiflication.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
But anyway, Tracy.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Is it, Tracy, that's not the reddle. By the way,
what's what's what's her name? That's just it made that
quite confusing. You throw away the outside before you eat
me and the inside after you eat me? What am I? No,
it's not about Okay, we'll moving on. I'm sorry. It
could have been in there, Bocardo, Yeah it could have been. Avocado.
Will give you one, Kirsten. You throw away the outside
(43:04):
before you eat me, and then you throw away the
inside a mango.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
May it's the same as an avocado.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Still for the correctly agree, But a technicality, I want
the answer that I googled before the show The Riddler.
What's the answer? Got on the cars?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
The answer there, we go, throw away the outside before
you eat me, in the inside after.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
You eat mecado avocado, Yeah, kind of throwing away the inside. Yeah,
I'll give you that one.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Technically, I'm definitely throwing away.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Around then the stone though you could. Yes, we don't,
so that's why I'm not giving you that one.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Taylor me.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Sorry. You don't need talent to make me spoke riddles.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Mate, you don't need you don't need your mom and
dear bickering, dear, but you've got one hundred dollars, one
hundred dollars in a deal Martie Price, but you go
and have a great shoesday
This Gentleman Being Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
the Experts and Tastes that Kiwis love. Welcome to the
podcast on a Tuesday. It's been a really fun show today,
isn't it? As we try and avoid Mariah Carey for
another day, I feel that one of us is going
to get it's going to happen this week.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I've just been every time I scroll, I just scroll,
and I'm not even thinking about it's definitely going to
get me on top.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm trying to turn the sound off.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't though, I just am like devil make care attitude.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Do it now, death, scroll now, do it now? Three?
Three TikTok and three videos.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Maybe Christmas isn't in my algorithm? Okay, all right, Oh
that's David Beckham. What's his name, Brooklyn Beckham?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
David Beckham.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
This is someone eating some kind of lollie.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Okay, Oh.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's a spark head?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
You do one more?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
One More's the weekends?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
There we go the weekend safe ago. That was dicey,
but that's it was.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It was thrilling, thrilling to listen to.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We should do that on the show tomorrow. One of
us one of us has to go.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's go for three scribs.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The other day for five minutes on TikTok, and that
was again no Christmas and algorithm a lot of Trump on.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The day that because it was election, I was getting
a lot of Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
No one's saying all I went for Christmases.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, well, yes, that shaves valuable minutes off our life
doing that, and speaking of people shaving things off, hopefully
that ties into what you're about here.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I my husband pitched something to me and like, I
don't usually get involved with anything to do with his body,
his choice, you know, so I was like, you do
you boo all the time, but he pitched. So he
has beautiful curly hair at the moment, and he's like,
I'm going to get a buzz cut. He wants to
shave it all off. So you've spent so much time
(02:01):
growing your beautiful natural curly here, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
It looked like a handsome football hooligan.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Look, it's my issue, but I never I never say
anything about what he's doing with this here or anything
that would be a friendly.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Football hooligan though, wouldn't be like one. And it's like
some who one who broke into a shot, smashed the window,
but then felt bad about it the next day.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Why when he has beautiful hair like that, would he
shave it off?
Speaker 6 (02:25):
If you could have beautiful curls, John O, would you well?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Because you said yes that, I was like, ah, sweet,
like you look great, and I'm like, it'll go back.
I keep saying it'll go back, and then I was
like afterwards, I was like, oh, dear God, I said
that seven times. Doesn't for me. That's always my theory.
I mean, look, I'm blond at the moment. I know
what I'm doing that I'll grow back and shave it
off whatever it is all, but I.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Keep on, don't shave it off?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And this sometimes tell you it goes away and even
comes back. Can I make an.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Open invitation to Andrew On behalf of all people with
less here follicles than the rest of us is curls.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. Shav your head,
Welcome to the club. You look great? Right, you might
like it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You've got a GM in October and your subs did
you know?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
VM?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But you get a free T shirt.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
With a funny slogan on it, Like I'm not bored
it's just like a solar panel for a six machine
or something, and we'll give you one of the novelty
t shirts and we welcome me all members with open arms.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I think it's happening regardless.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh yeah, I think we've got a lot good.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Look good.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
If the shoe were on the other foot and you're like,
Andrew want to shave my head?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, absolutely no. To be honest, he would probably be like,
he would probably.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Say your body, you'll tear exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, he's so annoying like that, he probably would. He'd
be like, if you want to, you do it, specially
at the moment.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Are you worried he's going to look too much like me,
and the babies are going to come flocking.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's exactly all day.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm fitting off babes, breaking hearts all over town.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Sorry, babes, this one's taken. We'll keep us updated without guys.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, do you want me to save the curls? John O, Well,
you could base them on your head or something no
one will noticed.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, why don't we do that?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Okay, Well, shave Andrews head, keep it in a wig,
and then I can wear it daily.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah. He goes with the.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Heads that johnaan Ben podcast, a.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Disney cruise actually save four people. They were sinking in
their catamaran two hundred miles off the coast of a
murder and Yeah, pretty incredible thing to have the Disney
curs come along and save you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Mickey saved you.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, if you're going to be rescued by any boat,
be the happiest place on earth, wouldn't it. Then you
get a nice twelve day vacation.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hopefully you get to sort of tag in for that
the rest of the cruise, right.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, there are they going into port or are they
just leaving? Because then you'll be like, I want to stay.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
They were the closest ship by by far, Yeah, eighty
miles away from where they were originally at the start,
so they were all quite Yeah, they would have died.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, I mean ten million times better than being you know,
hauled aboard by on some greasy container ship salty toothless
sea dog. Well, go to Myra and you're like, oh, really,
how long were on here for?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
That is another three weeks? You know, you've been on
a Disney cruise. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Yeah,
great time. You didn't save anyone, though, I didn't save
anyone's life. I had a great time.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I didn't save the credit card anyway, all the merch.
But we are talking. We did actually get into this yesterday.
Why are you lucky to be alive? And an insane
number of calls coming through. We're saying it was surprised
to have anyone listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
After this, I saw ride.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Into a motorbike and crowding down the road and this
this young boy with his learner's license that started to
turn in front of me. So I hit him on
the corner of his square. I threw over the bonnets.
I landed on the road bike five golomps further broke
my knee, broke my ankle.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Were flying to visit some friends and our plane one
of the engines, the isis stopped working and so the
engine stopped working, so we were flying with only one engine.
We had at emergency landing at.
Speaker 11 (05:51):
This really small local airport.
Speaker 10 (05:53):
They had to open it for us.
Speaker 12 (05:54):
So I was in the middle of the biggest tsunami
that was hit the Southeast Asia. Yeah, I was in
a bus and you know, the water came and the
bus almost tipped over, and I'm the last person to
get out of the bus because I had no clue
what was going on.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Just incredible story. Yeah, we wanted to open up there
the hats four four eight seven. When you feel like
you're lucky to be alive, we can.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
We felt we could milk your the most formatic events
in your life for one more day. I never really
had a near death experience. I suppose the potential for
death was. Had some friends come over many years ago
and had to get rid of a tree, and we're like, oh, well,
chain saw it down ourselves. I mean, even just listening
to that sentence, this is the beginning.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Of a news story. It sounds like it, right, a
couple of beers, you know, just.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
A chainsaw perfect.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It was a big tree to it was big and
anyway we got it down.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Was it your tree?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Got it down, crashed the crashed the huge at the
front and damaged the fence a bit. And then you're
you got to cut the tree up into segments afterwards.
And so we're only one chainsaw, so would take turns
at doing something.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And I never.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Really used the chainsaw, to be honest. And when I
first put it on, it like kicked back off the tree,
cut my leg keep going and then I started like,
you know how you kind of use a saw back
and forth, Well you're cutting bread. My friends like, you
don't need to use.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
It, you just hold it. The chainsaws doing all the work.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
And he said, once we saw me trying to cut
the tree like bread, he thought he'd better take the chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So there was money.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
It's me just dipping my Oh the other chainsaw incident
I had as I bought one after that, I was like,
you know what, after that, I might get one.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And then we gave it to remember the Edge Radio section.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I was working there at the time, and they're like,
we're doing a novelty radio wedding. We thought it'd be
really funny if the bride.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
And groom, the list of us that was that was
on them.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Really yeah, with Brian and groom were on roller blades
and cutting their cake with my chainsaw.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And I was like, yeah, this sounds great. He'd have
to take the chainsaw wheels, wheels. I think they took
the blade off at but yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
And then I was part of an HR investigation that
got a call from the HR department over there at
MediaWorks and it turns out you're not allowed to give
chainsaws to listeners.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
The hits that JOHNA and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Talking about when You're Lucky to be alive. I was
actually thinking yesterday when I used to live in the
wide Uppo.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
We lived on a farm. We decided to after a couple.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well like probably a day after quite a lot of rain,
We're like, let's go down the river on inflatable tractor tubes.
And I remember my parents going I had the best idea,
and I'm like, yeah, we were with suits, a couple
of mates, and it wasn't the best idea.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I love it how they like they threw the question
out there, but they were like, oh, well, you're going
to do what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
We ended up on some sort of like surrounded by
some sort of cliff face as the water was really rough,
and my friend went under and we just kept getting
flipped and I was like, oh my god, we're never
going to get out of this. And my friend was
like we went under and he was like. I was like,
that'll be the last we see him. But he popped
up about twenty meters away from us. So me and
mother mate were clinging to this one tractor.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Tube and yeah, we visually got out of there, and
we were like, oh, okay, Mom was right. Wasn't a
good idea? Yeah? So I never did that again.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Did you tell her when you got home?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You know, we're all all we lost to the tractor tubes.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
We're all when you were dogging onto your tractor tube,
was that what you said to your friend?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
That's the last we'll see them between going under the
water then coming back up and clean, and then we're like,
oh no, he's all good, and he couldn't come back
to us very Friday.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Actually it doesn't. But sometimes you need those listeners, you like.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, do that again, one and done. Scenario. We're going
to go to Nathan this morning. How are you, buddy?
Speaker 13 (09:39):
You're right?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
We're so good. What happened? You're lucky to be alive, Nathan?
Speaker 14 (09:46):
Oh, very lucky.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
So I was traveling early hours of the morning. I
think it was like two a m. I ended up
rolling my car seven times upper bank and then back
down a bank. Oh my god, landed upside down and
then managed to crawl out, grab my skateboard and then
(10:08):
I skated to work, work a whole twelve hour shift,
and then I got my partner at the time to
take me to the hospital after work found out that
I was concussed for six months. So six months after
the accident, I was concussed for Oh my gosh, broken
(10:29):
my shoulder, fractured, my hip, broken, my knee, and my
ankle all on my left side.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
What are you skateboarded to work?
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Yeah? Yeah, it was about eighty ks from where I
crashed the car, so it took me or maybe three
or four hours.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Are you from.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
We need to turn this into a movie.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Wow. If that's not dedication, I don't know what is.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
If I did, like a finderbinder, I'd be like, I
can't come into work today. I'm fit in a car accident.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Just leave your car on the side of the road.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
I left my car in the ditch, and then after
I went to the hospital, go a little bit cleaned up.
And I worked on a farm at the time, so
I just grabbed the tractor, got in the tractor, drove
it to where I crashed the car, picked it up
with the forks, and drove it all the way home.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh my god, k we you're like, you're a little
bit late the end of your twelve hour shift. Where
you like, oh, oh, we actually in painted.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Yeah, I'm like, oh, maybe I should, you know, go
get kicked out.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Maybe you're just in shock.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
You know, you just went into auto pilot and the
ended a twelve hour shift.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I just to work for a few hours.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
It's a crazy story, it is.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
And then on that same road, I've crashed multiple cars
within two years.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Are you doing something wrong? Are you missing the corner?
Speaker 9 (11:59):
It's black?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I swear you be careful, almost like you shouldn't drive
down that road.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Cursed for you, Nathan driving down that road?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah good.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Next month, of course, is Christmas, and we've been playing
a really fun game. I think it's captured the imagination
of the country. This one the Marakira game where you
can you can play along too. You can start right now.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
You've just got to see how long you can avoid
listening to Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
You could be somewhere. You could be at a store,
you could be scrolling on social media. It could be anywhere,
and if you hear it, you're out of the game.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah. And we're playing with Many and PJ in the
afternoon as well. You're playing listening to you can text
four for eight seven. If you're out of the game,
you've you've heard it while you've been shopping or scrolling
through social media. But we got some intel yesterday that
Many and PJ might have been playing a little dirty.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, they were about to sabotage us. They were going
to go try and trick us, and I mean it's
easy to do. We talked about it yesterday. We could
easily change one of the audio that they play on
their show to Marah Carey's All I Want for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's I mean we could do.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
We just rename one of the songs.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
No brow stuff that duty techtive.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
So we were supposed to be all in this together,
litt how long we could last.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
So Nathan phoned through. He had some great intel for us.
He told us about the fact that they were plotting
to sabotage us. So we recorded a we message for
Medie and PJ to play in the afternoon. Here was
the message we recorded.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
This is a pre recorded message for medi and PJ.
If you're listening to this, we couldn't be bothered coming.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
In live to do this.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
No, but we're on to you in regards to the
Mariah Carey competition, we were all trying to avoid listening
to All I Want for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now, don't worry, We're not going to play Mariah Carey
right now because we're better than that. But apparently you're not.
Have a listened to Nathan who caught up our show.
Speaker 14 (13:42):
They were talking about getting someone else that we actually
played on an elevator or something along those lines.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Just try and get us out.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Nathan's great in the plan as they were hatching their
planing on nationwide radio.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So we've heard from Nathan Olan Foreman that you could
be hatching the pants. So here's the ultimatum. You could
be naughty or you could be nice, right, Megan.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, So either we're going to play the nasty game
where we try and stitch each other up, or we're
going to stay on the same team and we're trying
to get as far as we can through this.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I thought we're routine. So that played out. We used
to be a team of five million. Remember that.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Breaking down into teams are two teams are three.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Forget be kind to be nice? Seven five million? Change,
isn't it?
Speaker 8 (14:36):
So?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, so they played that yesterday they got to listen
to that live on the radio, and this is their
response in regards to playing naughty or nice.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
I thought we were a team Nathan, and here I
was thinking they were genuinely listening to our show. We
would have gone away with it if bloody Nathan didn't
call up and do bussin.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Look, PJ and I come on this show from three
to even every day and we share things with you
guys under the assumption that this is a safe space
for us to say whatever we want and no one
is going to go knock on us.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
To the breakfast show.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It's called an honesty game.
Speaker 15 (15:15):
An honesty game.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh no, now okay, So what do we do?
Speaker 6 (15:20):
We take team Naughty or do we take Team Nice?
Or do we just keep our cards under rats?
Speaker 15 (15:27):
I mean, the cheeky version of me says naughty all
the way. But I don't like to win under false pretenses.
You know, if I win something, I want to win
fear and square.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
So do we have to call it the impeach my ges?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So just be boring and played by the rules.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
All I want for Christmas is for many a PJ
to play a fair game. And they've decided to play
the fair game game.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, so we're not gonna We're not gonna sabotagem. We're
gonna play fair.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
We could really turn the tables. Now, we're going to
play a fair game.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You know, we're really let's not talking about this on
the air. People like Dathan, which I like playing fair? Okay, this,
but now's there?
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Okay, right, the hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
But obviously the merch comes out when the movie comes out,
and all the movie before them year of course pre merch.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Ever, run's fizzing for it. It looks amazing. The original
the origin story of the Wicked Witch of Wizard of Oz,
yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It was next Thursday, but they've split it into two,
which irks me. But it's because they didn't want to
cut anything out. But I have seen the Merchant.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Sorry, what do you want them to do? You want
them to edit the movie?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I want to see the whole thing in one go,
but now we have to wait for a year for
the second one.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
But trying to street money out of here, suspicious of
this maneuver.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But I did see the dolls. They have the dolls
in the warehouse. So the Glenda and the alphabe and
I didn't read the back of it, but I have
seen it printed on the back of these doll packages.
Is the website to go and check out all the
information of the movie.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Tell of like, if you want to check out more dolls,
can't go here, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Get accessories, no doubt, go to Wicked dot com right,
which that makes.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
This is the title of the film. Someone had someone
would have got wicked dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Apparently Wicked dot com is taken, and that is a
hardcore adult website. It's very wicked.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
So the president these in all the boxes, very small
mind you? Yeah, I love who is that person? That
one person was like, that's an adult? Yeah you think,
but everyone will go hey, I think that's it now,
you know, everyone's going, oh, how do you know that? Mate?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
This is a hell of an assumption though they're like, oh,
wicked dot com.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
We even seen out all the boxes. No, no, oh,
that is Honestly, I suffered the same fate. I had
my own prawn business. I was prawnhub dot com. Just
one small typo stitched up the entire the entire company,
my prawn business down.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
It never made a comeback after that. Did a bin
Not one small typeo. Either.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
There's a few letters.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I was getting prices advertising for but that's not prawn Hub.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It's supposed to be Wickedmovie dot com. But Mattow have said, look,
if you've got these, sorry, get rid of the boxes. Yeah,
because once you take it out of the box, the
evidence has gone right.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
It's advertising in a way. It's quite well for everyone.
For the boovie, for the website at dot com. We
all want to go to look at dot com.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
My work laptop and it's like flagged to it. I'm
going to we visit from the matter and you.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Can guarantee the person who did that will never be
seen again.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
The heads that John and Ben podcast, I like to start.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
The day with the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz, try
and get ten out of ten. If we get one
answer wrong, we're out. It's not the way it generally
works at the New Zealand herold dot cut Own. He said,
you can't keep playing, But we just decided that's our roles.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
We strive for success. We got ten out of ten
last week. But we're not here to bathe in the
glory of that, are we No, we move on to
the next day now. Producer Eli is off today, so
producer Grace filling it. Hello, Hello, you said potentially gettable.
Speaker 16 (19:15):
Potentially gettable. But I've done the quiz and I've forgotten
all the answers.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You've forgotten them.
Speaker 16 (19:19):
I've completely forgotten. I will be giving anything away.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh good, Yeah, produce Alie's facials are very telling. She
would be a shocking game show host.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
She may have helped us to a couple of those, definitely.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (19:35):
First question this morning, Okay, what American jazz musician was
nicknamed the King of Swing? John Coltrane, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I feel like it's Glenn Miller. Any prior loved her jazz,
and she also loved what was it?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I you reckon? I feel like Glenn Miller.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Buck Grace is giving me some ging z cringey facials
if we get.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Out the first one, that's what happens. Yeah, okay, look at.
Speaker 16 (20:08):
It, John Coltrane, glad you're listening to the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
That is incorrect. Who was Benny Goodman? O?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Heroes always let you down? I'm sorry, guys, guys, all
over and done with. Normally, we're trying to aim for
around three minutes.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Your wife feels.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Very very disappointed. Means like that. Everyone goes.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Thes that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I know there's someone in the building. I don't have
any idea who he is, but I know he works
up stairs. We've got a number of businesses on on
the lebels upstairs, and I bump into him. I'd say
at least three or four times a week, okay, and
this is the level of our conversation.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I'll go, how's it going.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
He'll say good, and then follow up with the name
of the day, good Monday, And then I'll go Monday,
and then that's that's that's at the beginning in your
back today.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I just saw him before. Here you go, mate, good Tuesday,
and that's all.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
And what does it get better the conversation if you've
seen him on a Friday Friday, like, is it more possible?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
That's because he says good every day.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
But then the way he annunciates the day that really
sums up how the mood is, you know, hopeful that.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Tuesday. We are screwed.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
If we are locked in a room and have to
have deep, a meaningful conversation.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
How do you to branch out and be like I
don't know what do you do or.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
No, I just know what we've got at the moment
he reminds me what day it is. I get a
rough gauge on now he's feeling.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Does he ever ask you how your day is?
Speaker 9 (22:02):
No?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I just really sometimes relay the day back to him.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I'll be like, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Well that's Tuesday, though,
that's Tuesday, so I slightly more hopeful than Monday.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
You speak a different language.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
We don't need to say anymore. I know everything I
need to know about.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
The guys that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Digging fresh off a risk surgery carpal tunnel surgery.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Weren't you Yeah, just a little surgery last week.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I said, the bloody strongest risks and media now should
both by yeah, rist of for lux and will call
it off the from the stay forward.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
There's probably, to be honest, there's probably a bit like risk, Gina.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Maybe it might be better than risk, but you will
call you one of those things.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, And this is someone I experienced when I was
getting my wrist surgery. Not to shame the medical stuff.
We were just talking before about how people do this
every single day, saving lives and it's just the day
to day. So thank you for everyone who helped me out.
The nurses were lovely, but one of them, as we
were leaving, they ushered us into the lift to go
down to the bottom floor, so she was like, oh,
(23:10):
and you go push the buttons for us, but then
left and walked out of the lift and met us
at the bottom.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
You're thinking it might be protocol that nurses can't mingle
with patients.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
So I kind of thought she was like, oh, leaving us,
and I was like, oh, we didn't say goodbye, But
then she appeared when we got to the bottom and
I was like, oh what there was enough room and
she was like no, no, no, I'm kind of afraid
of lifts. So she's been in a lift that's broken
down and she was in there for hours, and just
like in the movies, when they finally got it going again,
(23:41):
she had to crawl through like a little gap and
she was worried it was going to fall and color
legs off. It didn't. She got out, but the trauma
has stayed with her. So now is it nurse Every
single day she has to avoid going in the lift.
She has to run up and down the stairs I.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Could see sit with you.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah, and lifts when you actually know one i'd ever
believe is one hundred percent comfortable. And there's always that
sort of five to try not.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
To think too hard about it, and then they start going.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
My daughter's the same.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
She she got stuck momentary, not as bad as that
or anything like that, but now she will if she
can avoid it, she will will always set the stairs,
you know, but if she has the there's no other choice.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Putting a lot of trust in something we know breaks
down a lot.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
It's like a plane, you know the time you're going
to be fine. You just hear about all these, you know,
and everyone gets like sharks. You know, you got more
chance of winning lotto than being attacked by a shark.
I just made that up, but sounded convinced.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I think there are stats like that, though.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
You're right, Yeah, there's this stuff you're awkwardly actively avoid doing.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Harol parking if I can, If I can, I'll avoid
doing that.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
He hates the public humiliation, specially with the.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Crowd, but I rather think I'd rather not. It needs
to be a nice space here. Again, probably overthink again, Yeah,
but I I was like my wife's there's a park.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm like, was it You've just got to head it
with like a devil make here attitude, like swing it
in and you'll probably fine.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's more to it than that,
But you don't just tight.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Parallel ones are like, oh you know, yeah, you're trying
to work out when you drive along, can I get
it there?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
And I'm not going to get in there, And you
don't want to be that person that does it four
times and then drice away.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
That's when, Yeah, the public humiliation, that's the worst case
because you know everyone's watching on the together in an.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Audience, grinding the wheels on the bloody curb. How about you, Megan,
you're actively avoiding anything.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Phone calls has a grown up who has children. It's
not ideal, but like, generally I don't answer phone calls.
It's a compliment. If I answer the phone when you call.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'm with you. I'd rather not talk on the phone
if I can avoid it.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Know what it is.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No good normally comes from a phone call. No good.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
But you just leave me a message and I'll decide
whether I'm going to call you base.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Bringing with good news, Like there's no there's no reason
why someone gonna ever got this. You ever know, that's
never a great yours this money? Yeah, you're right, Like, why.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
I reckon it's going to make the twenty twenty four
Quotes of the year. Nothing good ever comes.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
If we're calling you back the one time we're calling
you on the hats, maybe you know, when a competition,
that's you.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Know what you want to Other times we're calling you
just a pist you.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
To tell your story. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
The hats that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Looks like Chris Martin and Cole Player in town ahead
of the first concert on Wednesday. They were photos I
just saw online. Is this Chris Martin spotted awkward? And
I'm like, well, yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
It could be another run of the mill white guy.
I guess so.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But it's like what cleaning Non described.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It really looks like Chris Martin. He's in town this week.
And I'm like, I'm I'm pretty sure it's safe to
say that is Chris Martin.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Money on the fact that is Can I see the photo?
Are you hitting your bits? Would be Chris Martin?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Meghan probably is, I'll bring it up in a second.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Or is that just stage where we.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Are talking about what you're actively avoiding. Chris Martin actively
avoiding the paparazzi Here in New Zealand, you can call
the hits four for eighty seven on the text. You
meet someone the other day, a nurse.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Who is looking after me with my wrists surgery, actively
avoids lifts because she got stuck in one, so she
runs up and down the stairs at the surgical clinic
that she works in rather than taking the lifts. It
would be a lot every day. Yeah, that's Chris Martin.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You've been pulled up the phone of Chris Martin. Is
this Chris Martin? Pretty sure looks Chris mad Chris. I
mean it does look like a.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Guy called Martin who who was an accountant or something
so on his day off.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But there you go. Welcome to town, cold black.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
K What are you actively avoiding, Alicia? Good morning to you,
good morning, great to have you on. What are you
trying to dodge every day?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Spoon?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Spoons?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, well so like making a coffee?
Speaker 14 (28:02):
What would you so I can.
Speaker 11 (28:05):
Use them as like like making coffee and stuff. I
just cannot actively put them in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Okay, what is there some trauma relating to the spoons.
Speaker 11 (28:17):
I as a young child, I decided that as they
drag it was one of those things that I pretty
much got pranked and did to.
Speaker 9 (28:31):
Not use spoons.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Are you just stuck.
Speaker 11 (28:36):
Over time that I don't actually like the texture result?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
But you're okay with a fork?
Speaker 9 (28:43):
Fine, but not spoon.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Talk about like cereals and like.
Speaker 14 (28:49):
Soup that is all forks, all forks.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
So you're eating a cereal with a fork, are you?
How are you eating soup? Do you just drink it
out and straight from the ball? I guess you could
drink it from a mug or something.
Speaker 14 (29:02):
Either that or I just don't get a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
You're not getting your daily soup in take rated. I
can't remember the last time, so it's not really a
summer think for the next few months when you do,
you think about it, you can get you away. You
can make it, make your way through life without a spoon.
You're right, that's incredible, Alicia, appreciate it. You're gonna have
(29:30):
a great day. Great text here.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
I actively avoid looking at my partner during love making.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Are hoping for but.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
It definitely knows.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, sometimes it is one of those scenarios you're like,
are we did in the eyes?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Here?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Am I staring at the ceiling? What am I looking?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Mean?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
My focusing? Where am I focusing?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
And on?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I know what you're saying. What are you doing? Are
you looking dead in the eyes like contact shut your eyes.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Blind? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Right, someone else avoids look at the mailbox in cases
a speeding ticket ticket.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, no, that's good. Probably you're with the mail room
at work, right, I just ignore them if I believe.
If I have been handed the physical ticket, I don't
have to pay it.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Harvey, you're on.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
What are you actively avoiding.
Speaker 16 (30:23):
Sports?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh? You don't like sports?
Speaker 10 (30:26):
All sports, well, specifically the sports that include running.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Anything cardio based. Okay, fair enough, there's a lot of
people like that. Running does suck. What's the worst one
for you?
Speaker 15 (30:42):
The worst one?
Speaker 14 (30:43):
Yeah, probably four hundred actual running street line across.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
My daughter is the same.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
The cross country is the worst day in the in
the school calendar for her.
Speaker 9 (30:59):
Get me starved.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I feel like I want to.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Although Indy she's very good at the cross country.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
She doesn't like it, but she is quite good at it.
She wins.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, well, she can't like in the top five, howd
it go? She's terrible came. Third was now I've got
to do it again, like the end of Stones.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I was like, you see, you're doing well.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Just I didn't want to tell her that. I was
just like, well, good on you for dry well, how
do you doing?
Speaker 4 (31:26):
You continue on trying to avoid anything, running based right
and have a great day.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
The heads that Jonaan Ben podcast Ferns.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
The cricket team the first New Zealand team men's all
womans to win a World Championship twenty competition and were
so epic in the UAE.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
New Zealand have done it.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
And history. I was so awesome to.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
See and they're bringing the trophy right around the country
taking on a bit of a tour the ic C
T twenty trophy and from the White Funs. We got
Ezzy Gays and met a Green with us in the studio.
Great heavy here, thanks for having us. I'm very exciting
you brought in the trophy. Congratulations. The icc T twenty
trophy a lot heavier. We got to pick it up
a lot heather than we thought.
Speaker 13 (32:09):
Yeah it is heavy. Yeah, nice to be able to
take around the country and show it off.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Do you affect that into your your carry on luggage
because obviously you didn't arrive, you know, you didn't leave the.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Country to go to your ae with it. He came
home with that. Yeah, what happens manager to get the
credit card out? Yeah, and that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, I reckon about ten to fifteen kge's extra baggage there.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's very heavy. Also, you do start to wonder because celebrations,
you know, sometimes people like to put liquid and can
you put any liquid inside it? Or is that something
that's not done.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
I think one of the girls tried to, but it's
a bit of an odd shaped trophy and it all
just started pouring out the bottom.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Now, we love the celebrations.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It was so awesome to see you guys were It
was emotional scenes, but then also the celebrations afterwards.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
This I think was in the dressing rooms. Not long
after there was some sort of karaoke going on.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Can you guys remember that you're looking at us very
blankly like, oh someone recording that?
Speaker 13 (33:05):
Sadly one of the least glamorous sides of sports. I
was actually doing drug testing at the time. That was
a bit of a shame.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
This is what you missed? Did I just pick You're
randomly for drug testing.
Speaker 13 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's just all part of it, I suppose.
But you missed that, which was a shame. The girls
having a good time. That's Georgia Uponmer's favorite song and
she always gets up in about on the team busting
in that song. So it's cool for her to be
able to do that.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
So maybe you've been in the tea for a while,
you know, like twelve years. I think, what does it
mean to like to win this? Because no means team
has ever won a World Cup for New Zealand and
this is the woman's seen winning it in the T twenty.
Speaker 13 (33:39):
Yeah, it was awesome. Obviously, had lots of ups and
downs through my career and you know that's something that
some people never get to achieve. So to get that
trophy is pretty special, and especially for us old girls
who have been around me while, it's nice to win
one before your times up. And hope not forty two
some days I feel like it, but yeah, hopefully for
someone that is, she's got a few more in the
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bank and so that'll be cool.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Is he just come on, what are you're twenty now
or something? Come on in you've got like a bronze
medal from the Commonwealth Games and now all World Cup
as well. That's pretty surreal.
Speaker 13 (34:09):
Yeah, it's pretty special.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And first World Cup and you know won that one,
so it's one way to start.
Speaker 13 (34:15):
But yeah, pretty lucky to be a part of the team.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
When you were playing cricket as a child, do you
know he would use to wear full cricket whites just.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
All the time everything as well.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, he walked through Marster and found out it was
a bit of an when he wasn't playing cricket for.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Anyway at any stage. If you wanted, if you got
probably if you want a creak game, any stage, I'm
good to go. Guys, you always felt sorry for your parents?
Whould just sit around for like eight hours of much
cricket could be a long time. Were your parents good
sideline appearance?
Speaker 13 (34:41):
My parents just used to drop me off and so
have a great day.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Well I got to that stage too, Although the shortened
version of the game now is he's probably got andy
for parents coming along. Oh dad loves it.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I think he's living his cricket career through me.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, that's got well. I mean his daughter's playing for
New Zealand, so he's he's not just watching some seven
year old fart around on a Friday night when he's like,
I could be high.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
A pretty sweet pay day as well, too, which is awesome.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I mean, it's great to see that the woman's team
and the men's team have pay parody over the last
few years.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
But a pretty sweet payday from this WORL Cup.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
Yeah, it's pretty obviously not why you play. The trophy
is the most important thing to us. But yeah, it's
good though. It's a really nice bonus.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Have you got it?
Speaker 13 (35:18):
What's that that I may have brought myself an expense
of coffee machine? Yeah, which is good. I've been one
on one for years and if we met the semifinals
and buying one.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
Are you talking like a movie hands one or like
as like.
Speaker 13 (35:30):
A proper oh wow, spresso machine. So that was a
real treat. And then the risks, you know, save it,
put it towards the future.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It's cricket, but block block is something that happens in cricket.
There's a tenuous time and when we ring from a
phone line here at work, it's a blocked number.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
So we want to do the White Foond's block right now.
Is there one person in the team we can call
that wone answer? Why answer a block number? Can we
call them right now?
Speaker 13 (35:51):
Can you?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Can you get the number, which obviously we can hit
it around and see if she does an answer, you
guys win another trophy. That's just say. If she does
an answer, Yeah, she's not great for answering.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
Nah, she she doesn't like she likes me.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
On Susie Time, Susie Baits one of the legends for
the white fans. Okay, Ben never answers, and I don't
like block numbers either number okay, mind? Okay, So she's
pretty sure she's not gonna answer. What do you guys
like it answering?
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (36:15):
Usually, if it's a block number, I don't know. I'll
let her go to answer phone. If it's I feel like,
if it's important, I' leave a message.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Okay, Well, see too the number. Okay, Susie Baits. Will
she block the block number? It's ragging early in the
morning too, Yeah, it is early, so you could be
thinking it's an appointment. Yes, train she's definitely not. You're confident, confident.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Welcome the hits that Jona and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Trying Cup on today the Big Race around five forty
six and Addington, christ Church.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
It is a huge that it's huge, huge week in
christ Church and good to hear before me. And tickets
is twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
This year, reduce them down from forty, which is nice.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I like an affordable race date one of my favorite
things in life. And we're going to go to christ
It's now from the hits in christ It's kind a
good morning morning.
Speaker 14 (37:09):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
We're doing all right? Cup Day today?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Five before five? I mean how these does it start?
Like the things that Lincoln or it's all go?
Speaker 14 (37:16):
I mean the drive into works actually buddy quiet on
the daylight today as well.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I bet we went to that Lincoln Engineering.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
What was it? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I'm still got trauma from it.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
It was a lot of fun, a lot of fun.
But wild morning too.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
But your Cup Day have been to a couple of
times and that is a wonderful event.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
People turn up ready to party. They're looking amazing too.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Looking fantastic, but in one hundred and ten percent party mode.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (37:43):
I don't know if it's so much about the racing
as it is the party at this point. I mean,
you've got your enthusiast for sure, So we're screaming from
the stands.
Speaker 13 (37:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
I mean we all see the news that night.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
Don't we.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
We all see the images.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
That's very most of the people.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, they're like, oh there were horses, Yeah, there was racing.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Guarantee, there's going to be someone stumbling out of there
walking in a garden or something and someone holding high
heels walking and bear feet on the news.
Speaker 14 (38:09):
You're right, but it is a good day though, if
you are racing enthusiast. Look, I personally am not a
huge fan. I've got a couple of mates for a
racing mad slazy who's the favorite at the moment that
horses race to lose? And I couldn't tell you anything
about the horse. I couldn't tell anyth about the jockey
or the driver as that is in trots. But it
should be a good day at Eddington.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Swazy did you say swazy?
Speaker 14 (38:30):
Yeah, Slazy. Check a few bob on there, mate, you'll
be sweet air.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
I'm putting the entire kids savings on it, my Kiwi
saver everything and me. You had some crazy stats about
the food.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
There is eight hundred kg's of chicken thighs, a ton
of beef, brisket and five hundred kgs of asparagus that
is on the menu. This is for the corporate guests,
so lots of weird, smelly wheeze, a.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Wild amount of asparagus for one location.
Speaker 14 (38:59):
Why go to the race if you're not going to
completely clog up your artery a ton of breastket.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
It is a massive week in Christich, isn't it tend
so much to say?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
And it's not just the races. You've got things happening.
Speaker 14 (39:11):
Every day pretty much. I mean we've got, of course
the I Trotting Cup today. However on Thursday, the christ
Show then you want to improve christ Hit Show kicks off.
People coming to the christ It Show this year, they
might be used to the animal pitting, the horses, the dogs,
and there'll be all that stuff there as usual, but
then a whole bunch of new stuff as well, family activities.
I'm sure event I have pulled out all the stops
(39:33):
to make it a pretty cool few days that Thursday,
Friday and Saturday, which of course Saturday is the n
Zed Cup, which is different to the Trots Trots today
is the harness racing. And then Saturdays when they're on
the back of the horses.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
So yeah, there's a huge week. It's a public holiday too, right,
yeah Friday, so short week.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Everyone's getting into it. I don't know how anyone gets
work off today, but a lot of people do, so
we're into it.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
I feel that this week marks the beginning of the
end of the year for Cannibi.
Speaker 13 (39:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Once you've heard this week, you're on this slow fade out,
aren't you.
Speaker 14 (40:01):
I think everyone already here at Workers Chick. I mean,
no one's here.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I will kind of be safe. Enjoy your week, and
we'll see you on the news. Yeah, and we'll we'll
be at the show on Thursday. Actually, we can't wait
to be the bribing people to get a photo with us.
They could win a thousand.
Speaker 8 (40:18):
Dollars the hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Will we get there?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
The red lad Yes, he loves riddle so much is
running through his bloodstream, even into his blattery.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Piddles. Riddles beIN boys. Now we got thanks to til Martee,
We've got one hundred dollars and a hot and cold
tea Rise pack to give away.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
They've got some amazing hot teas as well as the
cold ones. Peach iced tea is one of my favorites.
Blood orange is awesome, perfect for summer. So right now,
I'm going to do a riddle for the room, and
then I'll do a quick.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Riddle for you and for the room of the room.
He's doing that waving my hand around. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I've wtten this one. This is bespoke riddle again. Last
week I brought a bespoke riddle to the to the place,
said this one. I reckon, you'll get this midway through,
but I don't want an answer until you just think
about it.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Okay, here's the riddle.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I'm known for my class, but I slept up this
day recorded a message in an unusual way.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
On meds. I mumbled and struggled to say a simple word.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Sandwich went strangely astray a pink hand, I claimed, that's
not quite right.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Better than pinky gave me much delight. Who am I?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
It's a beautiful pot right, It's such as you guys
would be so heavy for me. I just had an
egg samwich. We're gonna put it out there and say
eggs salmwich is cut. That's how we should be saying samwich.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
And the wonderful pink eye joked it with your pink hand. Yeah,
correct your amega.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
All right, you got Okay, I put one on one
hundred hats. If you know the answer, give us a
core and you'll get this one quite easy. And it's
one of those ones that it's not too clever, overly clever,
like actually, when you think about it, you're like, oh, okay,
I'll could get this. So you throw away the outside
before you eat me and the inside.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
After you me? What am I avocado? We're not not avocado,
but maybe it's yeah, I mean avocado was well it's vain, Yeah,
same vain. No, I probably I'll give you that one.
It's not the answer I want on our hundred the hats.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
But you're right, avocado has kind of you throw away
the outside before me and the inside after me.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, so I'll give you that one.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (42:20):
Is it a food?
Speaker 9 (42:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Yeah, no, it's the food, same vein avocado could have
taken Avocado not the answer from the internet, but I'll
give you that one. Okay, let's go to the phones.
Your name is Tracy, Tracy or Casey Casey.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I think she's sure she said Tracy on the colafiflication.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
But anyway, Tracy.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Is it, Tracy, that's not the reddle. By the way,
what's what's what's her name? That's just it made that
quite confusing. You throw away the outside before you eat
me and the inside after you eat me? What am I? No,
it's not about Okay, we'll moving on. I'm sorry. It
could have been in there, Bocardo, Yeah it could have been. Avocado.
Will give you one, Kirsten. You throw away the outside
(43:04):
before you eat me, and then you throw away the
inside a mango.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
May it's the same as an avocado.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Still for the correctly agree, But a technicality, I want
the answer that I googled before the show The Riddler.
What's the answer? Got on the cars?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
The answer there, we go, throw away the outside before
you eat me, in the inside after.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
You eat mecado avocado, Yeah, kind of throwing away the inside. Yeah,
I'll give you that one.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Technically, I'm definitely throwing away.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Around then the stone though you could. Yes, we don't,
so that's why I'm not giving you that one.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Taylor me.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Sorry. You don't need talent to make me spoke riddles.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Mate, you don't need you don't need your mom and
dear bickering, dear, but you've got one hundred dollars, one
hundred dollars in a deal Martie Price, but you go
and have a great shoesday
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