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November 26, 2024 43 mins

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  • Post shop disaster...
  • What annoys you at the movie theatre?
  • Jono has paintball PTSD...
  • Are puzzles calming?
  • Jono's mics on FAIL
  • Megan is still in the Mariah game!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This show on being podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey that's us, brought to you by Hello Fresh the
Experts and Tastes that kiwis love talk to the podcast
on a Wednesday morning where we try a party trick
very shortly. We learned it yesterday on yesday's podcast. You
would have heard it with Australian magician Costantino.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Here's a little teaser. We did it on producer Elly.
Is this your card?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
That was that would be wowed how it ended after that?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, well we get there eventually.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, car through a process of elimination, not through magic.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So imagine we found a car anyway, you'll hear it
very shortly, a lot of work today we were, but
worried about the performing it in front of like fifteen
hundred people have shown a couple of weeks time.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Yeah, I am about that.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Hey, I don't think anyone has any great expectations for
us though.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, that's fine. Iver goes bed. Then you just keep going.
Is this your card and ivasine you'll get there? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
But first what we did yesterday we took a trip
to a place that we shouldn't have gone when we
only had.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Ten minut it's to go and that's next. Hey, we's
in in store for us some good weather later in
the week.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Parts of the country reaching thirty degrees later in the week,
which is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Here's your day. Good, You have a good day yesterday.
Lots of stuff done, Ben, it was busy, Yeah, it's busy.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
As said, both my daughters are in a musical theater show,
and so they're out all night, nine thirty each night
and they're rehearsing so many late long hours.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
They're loving it. But when's the show on. It's on.
The starts Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. This is now.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
This is the one you've browt up for spreadsheets, so
all the appearents can combine their driving skills to get
the avings of transports.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Otherwise I couldn't physically. We couldn't physically do it. So
it's nice and the same with other families. So yeah,
it's nice for ever round to Paul to get our help.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
You went to Mona last night, Megan, Yeah, one or two.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
It was pretty special actually because we made history one
to two at the.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
English version and the today our version. We're both released
at the same time, as opposed to waiting.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Ages for the today, so there was a lot of
the cast there.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
It was beautiful, It was really special.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Did you enjoy the movie?

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Yeah, yeah, well what I saw of it because I
took my kids. One of them is two, and she
was being a bit of a menace. She loved it,
but she was making sure that you run around her
that it was Moana's looking.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
After miniature intoxicated people. They don't listen to you, belligerent.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Tapping the people in front of her, pointing Molana, and
they're like, yeah, we know.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Mate, that's what we came for.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
We had such an excruciating experience yesterday. Now on a
front for this and say this has nothing to do
with New Zealand post This is not the post shops issue.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's all on us.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
We had ten minutes before we had to do an
appointment and we needed to post something. John and I,
the two of us from the show. We wanted to
send a gift away overseas, so we're like, ten minutes
is post Shop. Once we get there, ten minutes should
be fine. Yeah, it's not fine.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Christmas time of course, it's going to be busy, and
we're sending it to New York too. We're sending a
gift to Nicole in New York for it to open up.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
And that was our first mistake, thinking we could do
it in ten minutes Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
That was on us.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
She's like, you're going to need to get a box.
You're going to need to weigh all the items. So
we've got a bunch of key week Fictionary. Okay, now
where do you at another meeting? In ten minutes, we're
getting text from Harriet the box.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Where are you? How long? You know?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Five minutes, ten minutes? People are waiting and we're feeling
the precients. So we're like, okay, we filled out the
customers form individually itemized every piece that was inside the box.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
That's a two step process because you've got to take
it up and then get your box and that and
then you've got to go away and fill everything out.
We knew that, no, we knew that, I did you
come back? But just how long it was? What I
didn't know? And then we you know, so you guess,
you're like, how much of the costs and you give
the estimate, and then the lady wanted to know, which
I never had before, every single thing and what the
cost was.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
So we're googling pineapple forty nine.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, she's well, the art of five bucks. She's like,
what is it exactly? You're oh, okay, So then we
had to go through and then what is that way?
And we're like each individual thing not totally and.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I was like pranking, you know, but that's apparently.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
You know, I was responsible for filling out the important
customs documentation and I just read, you know, me just read.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
At one stage, the lady's like, what's this and he's like, oh, sorry,
I didn't write apple lumps on the end of it.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I was like, well, you didn't even write the beanie,
and the I was like, the beanie's not even written down.
And there we got to a warrior's beanie as well.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
So I want to send a big shout out to
all the international smugglers.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
They're doing the stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Every day, smuggling, ex rinning down five hundred grams of
cocaine on their they.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Even go again further. They're doing a double sitting there.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Probably the reason that you have to.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, they even to make up items that might weigh
the same, like they've doubled the workloads.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
So geez, they're the real heroes out there.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
What about the real heroes being the New Zealand posts
and yeah, exactly you and the smugglers.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Exactly, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I would say, if you've got ten minutes is not enough,
that's right. A lot of people want to be in
the same situation, so that's on us.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
It would have been easier for just go being jamming
all inside me. I'll catch a flights New York and
drop it off myself. That would have been quicker.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
It must be nearing. Did you tell you must be
near and cut off?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Just the first I think was yeah, okay, so yeah,
those post shops are getting busy now.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
The hits that johnaan Ben pop to learn.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
A party trick at his party season and we wanted
to be out of wow someone around that the social
functions over the next little while when Australian magician Cozantino
came in. He's touring the country and he taught us
a pretty cool party trick.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Didn't you only said, well, you can perform it at
my show in a couple of weeks time, but you
gotta do some you gotta do some practice.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's embarrass him.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Now we've got producer Alien we've never met before, have
we hie. We have met before many times, but you've
never seen us attemptless trick.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You don't know how it's done.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
I was watching you learn the other day, but I
couldn't see anything.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
So these results sometimes we know, sometimes we didn't know.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh, you know the thing was magic because you know
deep down that it's not actually magic. But even the
way that it's executed, that's more impressive to me. Someone
is to learn all these there's so many moving parts
to just one trick.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Learning hours with the tricks.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Almost be less exciting if it was just magic. Yeah,
there's a way that they're doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
The steps along the way. So Megan's in front of
you right now. She's got a dick of cards. So
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
First?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Megan would like you to take the Dicky cards.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
I want you to check it out and make sure
that it's a normal dick cards. All the cards look
like they're there. There's no tricks to them.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
No, it looks like a full pack.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Snigger and laugh as she's doing it.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
It's just like I sound so corporate it. I'm terrified.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
On the other side, you do well, okay, So that's
a normal pack of cards.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
You'd say you can shuffle that shovel that shuffle.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I haven't counted them.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
At some stage we thought I could be blindfolding. You
put a blindfold on. So I've got a blindfold. I'm
gonna put that. I've got my dog blindfolded.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
This is a three person trick. Okay, Bean Boyce is
putting his puppy dog. I a blindfold on.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Can't see any of the trick right now. It is
truly terrifying.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Puge baby pug life.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Okay, So, Kelly Ellie's your name, right, Yeah, that is correct.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
I just need you to touch a card as I'm
moving through the dicky cards.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
You just touch any old card, that one, that one.
You definitely want this card. You can change it.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Apparently you can change it.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
I'm getting change it, so I'm not gonna.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I want to change it. But I see anything.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
I want you to take the card which I've just
put on the top of the deck. Yeah, you don't
show me.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm going to don't show me either, and don't show me,
but I can't see anything anyway.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Can you look at the card if you remember the card?

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, So Bean's blindfolded. Ellie's chosen your card. Now what
are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Now?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Me?

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Now, could you place the card on the top of
the deck. All right, I don't know what your card is.
Can you confirm I didn't look at your card? You
didn't look, John O, Now takes over. If you shuffled,
I just shuffled the cards. I shuffled the cards.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, you shovel with the cards. I'm like the radio listeners, like,
I can't see anything.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
The cards over to John.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh, okay, okay, Now Ellie, was it yes? Before?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
So what I'm going to do now is I'm going
to spread your free card on the table in.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Front of what am I allowed to watch this?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Take your blind Why do you do that?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
You're blind for the car?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
So now what I'm good is I'm going to spread
all the cards, the shuffled cards, all over this table
that lay in front of you.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
I've already noticed something, Jonas, I'm wrong, but that's okay.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Really being boys, Yes, I have myself a you bought
it in a pocket knife.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
You never know when you need to cut vegetables with
an aggressive looking knife. Okay, so now it's my job
seeing anything. Now, this knife is magic too. It could
also get you arrested, but it is magic. Now this
knife will lead you. It will lead you to the
card that the knife will know. You've been blindfolded. There's
no way you will know.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, the knife you already big wow dowly.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh yeah, it's your name Alice before nice?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well me?

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Now are you getting vibes from the nine?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm getting vibes. I'm going down. I'm putting the knife
into a card, Alie. Is that's your card?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Like some space? No, that's club by the way. Sorry, okay,
first rule, let's sorry. Was it know your car? Honestly? Okay?
Oh hang on, that's your card? Okay? Is it your card? Okay?
If we just keep doing this, eventually we'll end on

(09:18):
your car. Yeah, it's not really your CA.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Okay, so we've got some work today.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
There's your card. There go the Ate of Spades? Was
your card?

Speaker 7 (09:29):
The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Say twenty six on your Wednesday morning, Jose Feliciano, police,
now'll be I feel like we're gone early.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
We're gone early on that.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Don't you start I feel like we have.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I want to be honest with on the show. You're
enjoying it made you feel.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Like you've gone early on that particular song.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, that song, I don't mind that song twenty four,
twenty fifth.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, it's our one Christmas song for the day. Yeah,
I don't know, but maybe I'm in the wrong. You
were enjoying it, you're singing.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Up. Don't feel like Christmas Day? That one definitely, you know,
the whole the whole speature of Christmas.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Clarkson's Christmas Banger.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
It's a banger.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
There's like little gateway songs, isn't there until you hit police.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Let's ask out bolls for.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Research, research, mate, and then it's all that's. Yeah, you
can't go there. Now. What I want to talk about
right now, it's Wicked.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Now.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's the biggest movie in the world. It's all over
the all over the place. Everyone's into it. But what
people are getting quite into it and they're doing is
they're singing in the cinema because it's off from the
beloved Broadway musical and in America they've even you know,
their biggest movie chain, you know, like kind of the
equivalent of sort of our heits or things, events, event cinemas.
They've got signs up saying no singing, no singing, they're

(10:52):
special singing only sessions.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Good. I couldn't think of anything worse than going into
a theater and having to sing.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
When I went to see Workeds, there were people singing.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
I was like, guys, did it frustrate you? Yes, I've
got some audio.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
This is from someone's social media account overseas where people
were singing in the theater to Wicked, and you can
kind of get where people are coming from.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Have a listen. Yeah, it's a tough watch. Yes, if
you're in the cinema and that's going on, you'd be like, oh,
there's a challenging condition.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I think the people in the cinema were even dancing
at the end of it. Up at the front. We
really took it to the next level.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Cynthia did an amazing job of defying gravity.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I do not need to hear anyone else be like, yeah,
shut So it's a.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Tough song, would say because Moana. You went to the
Moana movie last night and people were singing at that, because,
as you said, the brand new songs, no.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
One knows the lyrics yeah, give it. You know, two
years of a.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Musical on Broadway, they'll be coming back and singing their
pipes out exactly as Wayne the Rock Johnson, if it
was okay to sing in the theaters.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
See yes, you paid your harder money for a ticket.
Then you know you're coming to musical then and you're
into it. You've got to sing, especially another music. That's
a fun question. He's a hero of mine. But for
the first time, I'm gonna go get some more rock.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
He was right at the start.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
You paid your hearted money to hear Cynthia and Ariana.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, especially singing session. That's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Dwyne Johnson probably doesn't sit in many movie theaters with
millions like us singing away.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
But we wanted to know Andre the hats of four
four eight seven, the things that happen at the movies
that annoy you, Like, what what can you do and
what can't you do? Because there is a lot there
is a lot of things that can can kind of
wind you up in those conditions.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
When someone falls asleep all the time. Every time we
go to.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
A movie together, it's a taking time. Sometimes the movie
has even started. It's aggressive.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
You don't snore, but he can't keep his eyes open,
so just stop talking.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Look at you, and I'm like, oh my god, Well
I have a complaining about the movies.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Didn't stop making them so sleepy. Stop providing an.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Environment where we were you'd be asleep, dark, you know,
comfy chairs.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's working against me, it really is. Yeah, there's not
many movies I've actually stayed away. It's true.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
To be honest, I kind of lose me for about
thirty forty minutes in the middle, wake up.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Try and piece everything together.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
By the end the heads that johnaan Ben podcast to.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Get the movie from the Broadway shows in cinemas, a
lot of musical numbers obviously from the Broadway Show. And
people are singing, particularly overseas. They're doing special versions where
you can sing. And we had some audio from social
media before and you can kind of understand why it's
frustrating some people in size.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Is hitting the notes. I'm not a singing experience.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
I leget would walk out nice money back.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yet if I heard that just talking about things that
go on in the movie theater, I'm calling someone who
texts things that.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Are going in the movie theater. In movie theater, etiquettes
you can do.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I get frustrated by people just leaving stuff like I
feel like, take your food out like afterwards.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
You know right now, you know we have producers, two.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Of them and there that can so I just call
it she if.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Anyways, she was like, the one thing that irritates me
is a teenagers performing six on each other.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, yeah, at what point? Like at what base do
you know this is too far?

Speaker 5 (14:37):
But that's what the back row is for, right and
you set forward a bit?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, I guess the things are happening off to the corner.
That's you know what about me doing it to myself?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, I don't know why people just decide to tip
stuff everywhere.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
You know, you leave a miss stuff until and then
they go, but then they don't take just take out
your popcorn box.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
How hard is it?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, it's quite confronting when you see a movie theater
with lights on. If I wed the movie theater day
one on the job. As soon as I saw the
movie theater the lights on, I'm I'm out of this game.
It's like a dumping ground for anything. I think I
saw a washing machine in the once. Pam, you're on, Oh.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Are you good? I didn't see a washing machine. I
just did it for dramatic effect.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Peen, Now, what don't you like in the movie theater
just from paper like eating.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
And the John I am just saying this.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
I know that everyone's eating popcorn in there, but sometimes
it seems like they're like, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Just grab some popcorn.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
What are you?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
What are you searching for in there?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
And coms at the movies and the person headgeups and
I ate them and then they passed.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
Them up and and then.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
I was like, I just want to grab them.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
And smelly foods come through as well.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
People that's eating hot smelly food and yeah, yeah, just watch.

Speaker 8 (15:56):
The flipping movie.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Ben was a popcorn smuggling ring, weren't you? Yeah for
a while there, because you know the prices. They never
give you the prices at the movie theater of stuff.
I love going to the movies. You never know how
much it is.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Oh, when you're at the shore, you're like, oh, what
is this? You know, it's beautiful. It's like their own
little world that the ecosystem.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
I have a medium combo three hundred dollars too much
as a large three hundred and one.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
The okay, you know I don't even know what thing's
going to cost at the airport.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
It's like it's a little tyson their own economy.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Here.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
We'll make up the prices as soon as you just
wipe your car.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Used to bring in popcorn. My wife said, I can't
do that anymore, So I don't anymore.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
I thought the cinema told you off.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah. Well yeah, one of the cinemas des we thank
you so much for your call. Appreciate that. A lot
of people with taking shoes off your feet on the
on the seats.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah, it's not a lounge on the back of the seat.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
When people behind you put their feet down the side
of that little gap.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
You're like, you kind of put your arm on their feet.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
You're like, oh, you know, yeah, someone says, and people
are filming the movie on their phones to people do that,
and are you going to go back and watch that?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
And what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Like you're uploading that somewhere and people are like, oh,
I'm going to watch this version of Wicked.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, I've always dreamed of watching a version of Wicked
filmed on a shaky cellphone kind of here audio get
bags of chips rustling the full cinematic experience.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Just saying school, you know, schoolless term. They're doing a
lot of a lot of stuff. You get into the
finish line.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
But yeah, you've noticed that with your kids exams or
you know, over for a lot of them. And you
know some kids, some of the older kids have already
gone right, and they work very hard and they deserve
to pump, you know, take the foot off the pedal,
so to speak, and bit of activity to.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Neutral till the end of the year. Quiet. I was
a neutral in October this job. It's been glided since.
But neutral never get into gear and jan.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
But yeah, my son, he's doing a whole bunch of
activities and then they're going.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Uh, he'd never been paintballing.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
He's we're going paintballing on Monday, and he was very
excited about paintball. Now, to me, paintball is one of
those activities that is wildly overrated. Every time I've done paintball,
I'm like, I'm not enjoying being hit by tiny, tiny
pellettes of paint and they leave you with weltz and
it sore. And I think maybe it dates back to

(18:16):
trauma of radio stunts. Yeah, time when you know it's
more acceptable to a physically and mentally torment in turns
for the entertainment of the masses.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
But normally it wasn't like running around, and I think
it was like standing there with your shirt off and
get you know, close ranger and then you're like, jeez,
I hate paintball, but I guess if you're running around,
you hardly get your head.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
You go to safety, get pretective gear on.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
And people love Fortnite. People love it, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I remember one time I reckon, I got hit twenty
times and I got the tenth bullet, and I'm thinking
I've been shot more.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Times than fifty cent. Now we're still going, I'm going
to double his numbers.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Don't just stag do once and toge because it's just
such a stag do activity. They put bells on the
guys costs you, like a whole lot of little bells,
sander like jingle bells.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Basically you know, trying to be quiet. That's a great treat.
Though there's a radio.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Stuff your producing grace out there, a.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Little reindeer emasculating too than going.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Have you been paintballing? Yeah, I don't let you get
into it.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
I got one of the neck ones between like my
like chest shield and my mask, and yeah, I do
get weirdly into it.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Everybody follow me war like your cheeks.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Yeah, rolls and everything.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
But that's one of those things that a lot of
people loving. Some people just really don't admit.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
You know. Riccardo, who he is to with Lovely Guy
Riccado hates the beach. Hates the beach.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
When his friends and family at the beach, he's sitting
on the bench just off the beach, Green Beach to me,
like the process of the beach is like the sunscreen,
the sand and your b everything the beach has to offer.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
He is morally again not for her.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You know we keep talking about.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You know, it's a busy time of year, and everyone
would understand at the moment. You know, we got kids,
they got their rehearsals, recitals into yees stuff, We've got
work stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's a lot of stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Even Yes said, I was trying so hard to be
organized because my kids are out all day till like
nine o'clock at night, so you got to get them
my lunch and dinner each day.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know, for this, I was like, cool, I'll cook up.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
These little chickens like sort of chicken burger patty things
that they really like. Half now cooking up those were
good to go in the morning. I can make them
up some sort of chicken burgers they got home last night.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
And ate them. You're like, I was from your dinner.
I'm like, oh, trying to get ahead, trying to get
a hit. So anyway, this was frezzling me. Last dinner
in twenty four hours time eight hours like, oh, I'm
working ahead. They didn't know that. They were just hungry
for rehearsals or at ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
But then my wife this week decided and you know,
she enjoys it, and I'll give her that to.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Start a puzz Now, you don't need a puzzle. She
loves puzzling.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
And to be fair, she's not like she's spending hours
hours a day on It.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Was like, who has time for a puzzle.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's like a five thousand piece puzzle that's read it
well out, and you know, and she'll do little bits
and again that's a relaxing thing for her to do.
Maybe a cup of tea for five minutes in the evening.
But I'm just like, this damn puzzle, yeah, all over
and it.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Always takes that prime real estate in the house, all
across the dining table and you're eating your dinner around
a fifteen hundred piece pirate ship puzzle.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
But it looks messy closer Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
And she's getting closer and closer to it. But I'm like,
this is not puzzle conditions. I mean, I like making lego,
but that's a Christmas.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Time, very puzzling time to do a puzzle.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, over the holiday period, puzzle time. And she's like, well,
I like to do this.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
It's just a little bit of relaxing instead of watching
a Netflix show or reading a book. I'm going to
spend five minutes to a puzzle. My wrong puzzle conditions,
they do say.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Opposites are tract Though she's very calm, she.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Would do a puzzle year. Yeah, she's collected the.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Time of individual who could never start a puzzle because
you just have to finish.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
It's the thing. If I start a book, I'm like, oh,
got to first this.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Now I've now got this done, get the puzzle and
I'll crank it out, like to two days reading the
book NonStop.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Remember Jackie, she used to work here. Yeah, simmy semi
professional puzzle. She's over in Europe at a puzzle tournament
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Get it back to my house. She's entidy this thing
up in about half an hour. Complete the puzzle for me.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
I imagine you drink a puzzle to him and I'd
be like, mate, I hope you guys have got this
whole book for about two weeks from me.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Strap yourselves and that isn't going to take a while.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
The hits that Johnoan Ben podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Jude Law, you.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Said he's been pulling back the curtain on the movie
The Holiday, one of your favorite movies as well.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Know a classic you know, classic Christmas movie. There's that
quaint little cottage that they go away on the holiday
worth It stars Cameron Diaz, Jack Black.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
It's the English cottage.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
And he was talking on the podcast and they were like, oh,
because it's in a real town. They're like, whereabouts is
it location? That cottage? And this is what Jude Law
had to say, which she's.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
Breaking half and be that cottage?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
What's just what?

Speaker 5 (23:07):
What?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
What?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
So?

Speaker 9 (23:09):
The director she's she's a bit of a perfectionist. Toured
that whole area and didn't quite find the chocolate box
cottage she was looking for, so she just hired a
field and drew it and had to build. But here's
the funny thing if you watch it. So we were
shooting in the winter here and every time I go
in that door, we can't. We shot the interiors in

(23:30):
l A.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, so the outside was not even a real college
of cottage. They just build the outside and the inside
or one in the studio.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
How would you do that to all of us? Well,
that that and love. Actually the term movies I watched
every year.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Do you know the Jack.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Blair came in here and you're like, Jay Blair, I
love you not Holiday And he's like and you're like,
you should do another one.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
He's like, yeah, man, we got to talk to Kate
Blanche about that.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
It was Kate Winslor right, and I was just like, haha,
moment it.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Was acting along as.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yesterday after the show the show had ended and John O,
who you know, turns the MIC's on and off of
one of his jobs behind the desk.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
That's my one assignment every morning, turn them on, turn
them off, turn them on. When we want to talk
to them, off when we don't want to be here.
Simple yesterday didn't quite turn the MIC's off, and unfortunately
not nothing too bad was said.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Tomorrow from six o'clock or catch you then have a
great take as your work day stars.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
We've sent the heads for a break.

Speaker 10 (24:31):
The work guys off, No, not off, just guys and yeah, yeah,
out of all the things that I've seen it in
this room, Yeah, definitely the lighter into the city.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You're right, yeah, well the MIC's have been it could
have been a lot worse.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
At least it was complimentary. I've worked with other people
that say bad things with the mics.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
It was like an audio version of patting you both
on the bum and going goods out on the field.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Guys, get out the end.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Now you want to open up something where people can
phone up and glaze themselves, congratulate themselves on doing a
good job. Maybe you just got up this morning, you
put your pants on correctly on both legs, they're facing
the correct direction.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, that's an achievement, any achievement at all, oh one
hundred the hats. As we said before, it's a really
busy time of year, so it's probably time to give
yourself a bit of credit, and you can do it
on the radio.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
John, I will leave the MIC's on for you to
talk out to the nation.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Can I Can I do one? I want a medal.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
I want a pat on the back for emptying the
dishwasher before.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
I came to it.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Light four twenty in the morning and I emptied the
dishwase doing your.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Clap from the producer Ali.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
In the other room, the hits that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
We want to talking. We're talking about giving yourself a
little pat on the back. Cay, you stay after the show,
the microphone still on, John, as I said, not really
a scandal. You just said positive things while the mics
were still on. Tomorrow from six o'clock, all catch and
then have a great dake.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
As your workday starts. We've sent the heads for a break.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
The work guys, me realizing that the mix on you
turned to everyone's mic off. But you're yeah, I mean
all of the all of the things that have come
out of my mouth into this microphone.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I'm glad that her good work, guys, is the only
one that slipped past the goalie.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
So you can give yourself a bit of about in
the back of meg and you unstacked the discoil put
the dishes away this morning.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah for twenty this morning.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
A very tough job, as ell.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
You mentioned to producer all He said, how did you
do it without making a noise?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
It was plate by plate, plate by plate.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Hold proceeds as well. I still did it.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Because you're like to get a half a dozen plates
and sack them down.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah about pretty good and not waking up, which is good.
I have lights on things like that.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
It's kind of used to it now, which is great. Yeah,
I'm the same again.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
That's a guy thing.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
My wife. Would you see it over? It's the left
the door open. Yeah, you're back to sleeps fired.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
On the very odd occasion that my husband wakes up
before me, he's like, throws the blankets, the light goes on.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
I'm like, geeze, dude, Like I'm quite as mount.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
We're up and at him getting stuff.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
You're all up.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
The bar has been set with a.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Dish washer being empty before five o'clock in the morning. Cody,
what would you like to pat yourself on the back about.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
I'd just like to.

Speaker 12 (27:19):
Every morning I make the patterners coffee before she was
ready for.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
That's a pat on the back scenario. What a lovely
gesture to code. Does she wake for this coffee.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Or three hours before you put it by a bed
and she wakes up in its cold.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
I normally ready for.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Those little seconds that you're saving that time in the morning, pivotal,
But it's.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
A gesture too.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, every morning.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
You do that, Cody during the week and then on
the weekend we sort of take turns.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Did she say thank you every morning?

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh, very nice on the back scenario, pat you on
the back for that. I don't want to pat you
on the back.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Two for being one of our only callers in the
sex o'clock hour every morning parody comes through. Thank you
so much, buddy, you have a good day. Let's get
to Andre on the phone. You're patting yourself on the
back this morning.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Andre, it's indeed, I am what for?

Speaker 4 (28:13):
What are you doing for the likewhile this Saturday, I'm
shaving my money to off which I've been growing pretty
much since COVID, and I'm trying to raise funds for
two charities that I've support. I've been trying to do
that for the last five six weeks.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
And yeah, this.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Saturday afternoon, I'll be shaving it all off and hopefully
get close to the target that I'm trying to get to.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Well, give it a plug. What are you raising money for?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
To charities?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
So I am Hope, which a lot of people are
aware of for suicide prevention with youngsters. And the second
one is Sands New Zealand, which probably a lot of
people don't know about, but it's a charity that helps
support people that have lost babies through the obviously when
they go through those tough times, which.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Lovely. Now give us the mentions of the mullets. Send
me a locker. There's a picture there obviously through and
what a mullet epeg and yees.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
You look like you've been vomited out of a Michael
Bolton video for.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, I'm trying to yeah, obviously push it. Well, it's
a hashtag bullets on now we obviously pushing through TikTok,
Instagram and Facebook and everything else. So I'm halfway through
the target of gets so I do get there. I
also going to commit to getting the logos of each
charity tattooed on me.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh wow, it's really committed to see what over two
thousand dollars, which is a great effort. Right now, we'll
put on the Hats breakfast story as well to try
and see if some people can give you some more
money this morning.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Awesome. I appreciate that, thanks very much.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, good on you shaving off the My son got
a prison mullet the other day. Boy boy, he really committed,
like he's gone flat at the taper lot, taper at
the front, big zero up the.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Side, and a big old just dangling out the back.
You can only dream of that. I could only dream.
Everyone's like, oh, sounds like here's my Sunday.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
He's been parole the hits that John wan Ben podcast again.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Black Friday crazy feels like a good time to get
all your shopping down, and they should, but I just can't.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Don't worry Monday. I wait to summer online.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
I know, but yeah, you'll regret it.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
It's like a month apparently basically four weeks of sales.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Monday is legit because what they don't sail on Friday.
But you've got to be prepared to miss out.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
I'm prepared.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Monday's pretty good, all right.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Time to hand over to our quiz Queen Ellie, where
she's the quiz dictator.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
We call her Kim Jong Quiz. She runs a quiz
with the pretty type first, don't.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
You but I don't want to be Asso said with
that name.

Speaker 13 (30:43):
I'll just go for Ellie Quizzy quiz queen.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, you already had a name for it, and then
you gave her another one. We talked too long on
the first question, so let's get into it.

Speaker 13 (30:55):
Do you know what I reckon this first question today?
I think you're gonna get it?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Okay away, I just thinking about it was three minutes
of us trying to decide on an answer that we
didn't even decide on.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
The three minutes that was.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
A radio all on us is our boss in the
rooms alone?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I was asking, what are you think it could be?
Could It's like everyone's like, yeah, it could.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Be one of those did you spend your day thinking
about it?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
But now we're spending ninety seconds talking about there we go,
shut up?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (31:26):
Question of one, you're all going to get this something
watch Disney film as the first we released in both
English and today.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Thank you well.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Okay, good, We're off to good stuff. The pace is
good for me. There.

Speaker 13 (31:42):
Question two, who said all men dream but not equally.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Was it Martin Luther King Jr. Mark Twain or T. E.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Lawrence? I think it was Twin Oh wasn't it? Here
we go, let's go.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Speak just about dreams.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
All right, let's go John. No, No, I don't know.
I don't know. It's just saying it's not I was
old Luthor Luther King. It was Marty? Was it? Is
that what we're lookie Luther King? That's increat.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
He said I have a dream.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah, I forget he was going extending on the dream.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I was like, oh, we've heard about the dreams, mate,
something else. Get a bit of dreams.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
No, that was T. Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I never would have got that. He daily course, I
love YEA love it. Don't you want to know what
was the rest of it? If you do, you want
to get into the New Zealand Herald dot co.

Speaker 7 (32:45):
Before the heads that johnaan Ben podcast was just twenty.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Eight days away.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
And the Mariah Carey game that we're introduced a few
weeks ago, it's really capable. I just watched you, Oh
my god, more than you could ever know. You can
listen to any other version of Mariah Carey's all I
want for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
But as soon as you hear heir song, you're out
of the game.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
And I was recently taken out yesterday, but.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
That was our alternative so we didn't have to listen
to the action Mari song beans rendition.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I wanted to know on.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Fourth it's even one hundred hats if you're still in
the game or not, because I'm out, John's out, a
lot of the officers out, but Megan, you're still You're
still in there.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
I'm still in the game.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Well, and a lot of texts are coming you again.
People still in the game. Do you know we're trying
to hate your plan to get you out?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I figured, yeah, I booked Mariah Carey yourself to fly
over here and give you a one on one performance.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
A book dish isn't replied to the booking. I would
be happy with that booky of request is.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
I feel like I've got to target on my back.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
I feel like I don't want to open any messages,
Like every time I come in here, I'm like, you're
just going to play it to me.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I think we should give you this week. I feel
like that if you get out with natural causes the.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Next time, But what next week?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Next week. You will talk about next week. Next week
comes around.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
The problem is she's fiercely competitive vegans, but now.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
I'm not competing against anyone.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I'm like, oh, you're competing against all these people.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
If you want true should we get someone on it
has some of the game and maybe you can spark
up some rivalry.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Kathy, how are you?

Speaker 12 (34:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Good, lovely to have you care? I now tell us
you're still in the game.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
I'm still in the game.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Have you been avoiding anything because of it or just
living your life?

Speaker 12 (34:42):
No, I haven't been avoiding that's right.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
It helps her.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Work a lot, and not somewhere that I can listen
to the radio.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
It's really I've.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Been listening to the kids, scrolling through the TikTok and
Instagram and things like I tell you what they played.
The rotate on Mariah songs on videos is really ramped
up at the last three days.

Speaker 12 (35:01):
But social media on mute.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Yeah, that's what I do, And and only listen to
this radio station.

Speaker 12 (35:06):
You know you're not going to play it.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, unless Tasha calls up. Yeah, well that's right.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah you okay, Yeah, you're Megan, You're you're Megan. In
a little bit of a battle now to see how
long you can last.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Okay, you're.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Put up.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
I put up my Christmas tree with no Christmas.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Music because I was just scared that Spotify was going
to go rogue and like, play me a suggested song.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
To like you like that?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
You like this?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I'm scared you even listen to that? To the Devil,
the Devil's music provider.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Caring you're on?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
OHI how you guys will do?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Really well? Karen, you're stilling, You're out?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Where are you? It's a pretty impressive effort. Have you again?
Have you avoided anything or not?

Speaker 8 (35:55):
Really?

Speaker 12 (35:55):
We had the Breeze playing all at work and I
haven't played anything else here.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
What do you listen to the breeze?

Speaker 12 (36:04):
I have no choice from.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
The Monstrous station. Monstrous Station does.

Speaker 12 (36:13):
Changed back?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Karen knew. I definitely gonna hear it on that monstrosity?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, right, playing with Fire. Listened to that one.

Speaker 8 (36:22):
I try to listen to music while I'm working on
my headphone.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
You always got to be suspicious of a station that
says you've got a friend, because I want you to
stipulate that you're my friend.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
My back the hits that Joan Ben podcast.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
I hit the deck. I felt down.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
It was like, it's not even a step, it's just
a little level change, and it's marked out and everything.
And I've been to this place multiple times. I don't
know what happened, but I missed it and I fell.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
It wasn't even just a graceful fall on my knees.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
I pancaked on the ground all at once was a
massive thud, and everyone in this nice restaurant stopped and
looked around.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
His boyfriend, who's in the movie Wicket.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
He is the same thing going into a movie's premiere,
slipped great reflex. It's just managed to get himself, and
he gave the thumbs up to all the people form
do you tell.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
You it's a little rattle.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah. I always want to be one of those people
in the situations where you sort of.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
End up rolling and then on your back and your
back up. Even if you're not good, you always say
you're good.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Right, that was not me. I was also not good.
I really hurt myself.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
What I appreciated to the commitment your poor thing, because
you just said your carpal tunneled operations. You landed on
that rest, but then you you dined in there. I
would have run out crying sobbing.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
I was like laughing, but one tear rolled down my
cheek and my husband was like, you hurt yourself?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Did so?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
How many minutes or more importantly, how many wines did
it take to get over there?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Well?

Speaker 5 (37:46):
I think I had three. That's a lot for me.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
It's got lots, Okay, So we want to know this morning,
because you know, you're not sure if you can go
back to this place, and if you do, you're going
to be like, oh, that's the lad tell over.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
I know.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
It was already like booking in like more dinner like
events with my friends, and they're all like, oh, we'll
call ahead and checkens they've got any steps for elderly friends.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Always heavens and shops or you know, restaurants and things
like that. I went to the warehouse, which is down
the road from my house, and I knocked over an
entire display.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I've knocked over. I knocked over.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Tired to play multi vitamins and chimis warehouse once there's
a nightmare because everyone helps you pick them up. And
but the clean up job for the warehouse one was
an entire play frying pans and then when they.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Hit the ground, they got a concrete floor. Yeah it's loud.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I was, so I had to buy a guilt frying pans,
purchased this one that I dinted, and I didn't go
back there for so long.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
And it's just down the road from my house.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
And we do another warehouse just to avoid the sh
and I even googled staff turnover at the warehouse, so
the cycle of stuff, there'll be new people.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
By Yeah, oh this this guy's back again.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
So one of this morning, you're you're not your claim
to fame, you're shamed to fame a place you go
to that they're like, oh, such and such a sa.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
You guys have.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Traveled with me through the airport and I am that
person at the airport unfortunately had a you know, well
publicized incident at the airport was security, and they are
the people that remember.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Making it sound dodgy. You were doing a joke for
a TV skitch went wrong to entertain people, and.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Fully my own fault, but human trafficking true if you're like,
what what did he do?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
But the airport people, of course, the people that remember
at airport security, and so every time we go through Megan.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
You know you've been with me.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Yeah, like give a serious mate.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah the other day. Yeah, he wasn't happy. He's like,
weving to change all that protocols.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Since there and oh, I'm so sorry to get more staff. Yeah,
And then I said, no, that's good, mate. But he's
stimulating the airport security job force, creating more jobs. So
maybe it could be a claim to fame, not a
shame to fame. How many people even employed thanks to you?

Speaker 10 (39:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Credit baby, that's four four eight seven weird? Can't you
go because of it?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
That?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
It would love to hear.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
From the hats that John and Ben podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Places that you're embarrassed to go back to after me
again and a four over.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Face first in the rip, crowded restaurant, trendy restaurant.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Too, flat down on the ground.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Judgmental clientele looking down, literally looking down at you, your
poor thing.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
And I put my head down and just had a moment,
and then I looked up and I was like, I'm.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
All good, yeah, good good interest.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Don't want to make an entrance through the front door,
so you shamed fame. You can't show your face again.
We'd love to get your calls and text on this morning,
going to go to my mate, Mike, how are you, buddy?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
We're doing really well. You've been you can't show your face.

Speaker 8 (40:42):
Where on a restaurant in two?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Not a restaurant on Tiata two? What happened?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (40:49):
I complained too many times? He brought me out a
beer in the half of it was foam, and then
he tried to sell me a fourteen dollars bottle of
wine for seventy five dollars. Food was cold. Complained it
don't come back.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
In some ways. You've got to respect that.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
You don't want to be overcharged for a forty dollars
bottle wine, and I don't want to see your face
around here.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
It's a bold call from a hospitality.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
It's going against this was always right and it's well
this chustmas.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Wrong now Mike?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Do you you known't how many qualms about complaining in
a restaurant situation.

Speaker 8 (41:26):
No, If you're playing good money for a good meal,
then I expected that we got off. There's something wrong,
then you say something.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
And fair enough to I wish I wish I was
that person, because I will I will eat cold meal,
I'll eat the wrong meal, just so I don't make
a fuss.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
Yeah, it's warranted that you should absolutely say something rather
than writing a horrible Google review.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Give them the chance to fix it.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Just eat a meal. I didn't order it, but I'm like, oh,
i'll see, maybe maybe I'll like it. Sometimes I do.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
And so has it got you any free meals over
the years, Mike.

Speaker 8 (41:57):
I can't say so. I try not to complain, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, all I got was from a restaurant into the altitude.
I appreciate you come and bite you have yourself a
great day. See your buddy James. Morning to you.

Speaker 12 (42:10):
Yeah, I was. I was flying home from perf and
had a layover in Melbourne. I've been up twenty four
hours and I was trying to find International terminal and
I walked back through the district domestic to went break
through the domestic animal to the security gates.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
As you've been banned from the what are airports?

Speaker 12 (42:26):
Couldn't could you go back to where My wife's like,
where the hell are you game going?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Where are you going?

Speaker 12 (42:31):
Because I was pushing her. I don't want to coach at.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
The airport ever again, You're not going bet what it was?
The airport Melbourne.

Speaker 12 (42:38):
Was it Melbourne?

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
All right, never showing your face around there again, James, Yeah, yeah,
you what.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
It's all about? The thing at an airport?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
You mean we won't travel together? Yeah, you know what.
I appreciate you, James, straight into the story. Boom, Yeah,
kicked it off. Love your work, James. You going to
have a great day, you two guys.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Thank you a great text here four three seven, the
one on the bar.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Unfortunately they're on site.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
They cards are the calls, I say, but I cannot
go back to my favorite bar. I tried to help
shut the door behind a group of patrons during a storm.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
I didn't quite latch the door properly. As I sat.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Down to pick up my drink, feeling like a champion
for helping out, the big wood framed glass door blew
off its hinges, smashed inside the bar and never been back.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Since it's your favorite bar. So trying to do a
good thing, trying, Yeah, exactly your fault.
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