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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This Jonaman Being Podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
the Experts and Tastes that Kiwis love foks to the
podcast on a Thursday morning, A little Friday, as we
like to call it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now A bit sad for men today the discontinuation of
one of her most reliable products in the household.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Peanut butter. Sanitarium peanut Butter has been discontinued, and I
have found it hard to find over the past months.
Is there one?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
D is it?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think it was a kid. Drew Nima was you know,
like a great presenter on TV as well, very talented
individual things and dance. I think.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That one ready that's true is Oh he's a cute
little kid, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
He was a nice peanut butter and running the It
was a crazy factory beat in the sanitarium factory.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't know if it was a real I think
they were actually in kids running. I think for the
purposes of the ad, oh okay, they were, But anyway,
I don't know if it was a documentary so I
didn't realize the different colored lids represented.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Was it a different textures? Smooth crunchy?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Do they still do that?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We got the blue lid one blue lid. Yeah, yeah, smooth, yeah,
I love it. Well, well that's not happening anymore. And
people also not just went up about that, but other
products that have been discontinued.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah. Well, so many texts continue to come through people
upset it, like Megan. So we'll get into that now
on the podcast. Meghan, you're really upset about a product
that's no longer going to be on the shelves.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I noticed this. It's made the news, but I noticed
this probably a month or so ago, because I couldn't
find it anywhere, and I went to Muldip Supermarkets. I
was like, what is happening. It's the Sanitaryum peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Was the discontinuing it apparently so was that the I'm
an utter peanut butter nutter from Sanity? It probably was.
It was a gymicic. There was the whole factory run
by children, the child labour laws a bit loose fast
and loose back in the nineties, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I was an iconic commercial was.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Always you have to try and find that well.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
On the article I was reading, it said they'd like
to thank customer Sanitarium for loving a peanut butter over
the last hundred years.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
So wow. It's really iconic brands. I mean, obviously still
have got wonderful, great products, though we're picksing up and
go and stuff, but this's peanut butter. They're no longer
going to continue, and you're gutted about it.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I am.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Look, I'm also from Nelson, so my parents are just
down from the Picks factory. I do love Picks, I do.
But if I want like a standard, like old fashioned
peanut butter, the sanitarium one is the bee. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
There's a guy Stewart in New Zealand on the article
I'm reading, he's been eating it in the sandwiches for
over twenty years pretty much every day, every day, pretty much.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I was trying to get his wife to get bit
and OK and all sorts and trying to get them
to continue it. But unfortunately, I don't know if they're
going to twenty years every days, you know, But yeah,
it's been having it mostly most weeks for the recon.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I could live the rest of my life having like
peanut butter on toast and a cup of tea.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You claim, you claim, you say, you have a jar
a week, which is an insane amount of consumption.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Two little kids. Peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It great, that's great.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Why don't you grossly abuse your power. You position a
power on the radio and say, all peanut butter peddlers
send your peanut butter, and you review them until you
reach the one that it would be like Goldilocks. Till
you reach the perfect peanut butter. Not all reviews will
be favorable. That's the problem. Just because you like a
free jar of peanut butter, you're not going to give
a favorable review.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
And I really don't like those sugary ones. Too much
sugar makes them too sweet.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Make it rain. I want to ever lunch your peanut
butter from various companies all over the all over the
motel and you review them, honestly, fix.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Them, vibe do a good one as well.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
But what is the product that was taken from the
shelves that you were gut at about? You know, because
it happens from time to time, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
But then you make a fun then everyone's like, bring
it back, bring it back, and then they bring back
something like what Georgia pie.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I was a prime example. We never had Georgia pie
and the wided. So if you went to Wellington or whatever,
you'd be like, oh my god, I can have Georgie
pie as a cad. It was like ninety nine cent pies.
Don't think about what's in them, just the ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Great rumors about what was in those pies back in
the day, Like.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
When me and my friends about we bought twenty we
put in the freezer when we got home and we had,
like we have Georgia by pies you walk around school. Yeah,
no one else is getting those. I've got to bring
it back when they got rid of it. And then
I don't think I went once when it came back.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
This is far superior pies these days.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh yeah, Like are you sure? Are you sure? Okay,
We're going to start up a whole pie manufacturing plant
for you, you greedy bear. And no, okay, you haven't
bought them, right, Yeah, okay, Well I guess we'll just
fade them out of the menu again, exactly. I was like,
that was Kara milk. I used to love caramelk back
in the day, and then when they bought a bag,
I was like, Karra milk kramel, And now I've just
(04:44):
faded out of it. You do you do? But what
were you devastated about? What products? When it was just continued,
you will harp.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
On about tangy fruits Forever.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Movies, Yeah, very chic, and Marston and Theater back in
the day had wooden sort of like steps going all
the way down, like and you see you try and
roll one from the back and listen to it a
moment to try and get all the way to the front.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
That wouldn't be frustrated.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It was fun.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
It was much.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm rolling mine now. Lessons stopped all the terminators playing
in the background.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Now we're just talking about products that have been discontinued.
Some sad news in Meghan's life, speaking of you and
your family and regards to the peanut butter world.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
The peanut butter, the sanitarium peanut butter has been discontinued,
and I've actually I have found it hard to find
it over the past couple of months, have been to
multiple supermarkets. I already knew, already knew after this news
story that had been discontinued.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
So well, yeah, and we've said you're going to abuse
your position of power. All peanut butter companies, welcome to
peddle your WIRs, send them to the studio and get
reviewed until you land on a good one.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Base of my life now, peanut butter posician.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Someone said, someone said that you could try pecks, you know,
picks or pems. They say, there's a good one.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
PAMs yea, because I don't like the sugary ones.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah. Good for a cheap, old, greasy beanut butter, they say.
So products that you're upset that were discontinued. Jared, what
was it for.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You that's in paradis?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm with you on both of these vistas and srifters sniffed, yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
And they had the little chocolate thing and then the
chewy center.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
My favorite. Yes, they were kind of from the the
MINTI your cousin of the tan.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah, and then parody so was the mango like sorbet
ice cream?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I do remember the parodies.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Did they have a very horny commercial the Paradiso?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
A lot of them had horny commissions.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Ice cream cheesez. We were erotically eating ice cream back
in the nineties, weren't we.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
And they had them on sticks as well.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
There was mango, lime and raspberry.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, I hear you about the parody. See I'm remember those.
Do you remember.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Holy the clumb please flack Flakes still around there?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I love flakes.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But there was a there was a very softly focused
commercial and shot on the bushes with a couple who
I think I'm pretty sure about to appropriate.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
When did you guys have a flake? I've never heard
anyone say I love flakes.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It's been far too long. I'll have one soon? Are
you going on? You really appreciate you call Jackson. Sure, Ellie,
morning to you. It's lovely to have you on the
show this morning. Now, it's not you that was absolutely
devo that the product was discontinued. But your husband's using
them as an for a very long time. And what
what what are they.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Tried and spicy noodles?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Taking them off the shelves? They the tridents years.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I've got the cups, but not the actual little packets anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh okay. It's so funny when a product goes because
it's so specific to you and it's such a big
part of your life. And I'm going, oh, I've gone
through life without trying hot and spicy noodles. But clearly
is a messive.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Thing for your husband is a truck driver, so he
stays away a lot and counts for those little cups
in his bad because it all squashed.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And gotcha y.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Always hot, hot and spicy food and hot and spicy women.
Am I right? I didn't need to.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Say that, Ellen, Yeah, yeah, whatever, all right? I go on, Elli,
love your work? You go?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Ellie? You going to have a great day?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Great text here of four for eight seven Wriggly's ear waves.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh they were super PIPPERMINTI.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
A jeez, I love those. I was a big fan.
I sucked up when I knew they were evening too,
and ended up with about twenty packets of Wriggley's ear
waves and the chewing gum taste of an eighty.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Five years keep eating them, you put it, and just
keep putting him like it, have a whole packet in
his mouth at once that you know how it compulsively
is like that's got to get it out. I gotta
get this started and just have like ward of all
at once. It'll be done in like two minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
The heads that johnaan Ben podcast spark sparkles another one.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh great coming through the dry cleaner, the drug clean
mask that and always just to give those out. That
was always.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Fund Yeah, not great for the environment, but boy, we
love them.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It didn't probably care us much back there. Peach fruit
burst apparently, that's great.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
They were the best. I'm agreeing with all of these.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's gone from the flavor. That's strange because they even
got rid of fruit fruit bursts. They just thought, oh peach,
will get rid of the peach, keep.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
The Turkish to light out in the market, which is interesting. Jihuan,
good morning to you. How are you?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Lovely to have you on jishuan. Now this wasn't a
product you're upset about being discontinued, but your partner. Yes.
So they were those little pod chocolate coffee things like
the Mars ones, and they had yeah, I know the
ones to it.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
My wife scoured all of palms and nor found the
last packet and didn't tell me that they were the
last packet.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
And I ate the whole thing without annoying.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh you did arrive home and you're like, oh, they
were good things for those You're like, that's okay, get
another one, and they like it's the last packet. She
asked me a few days later.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Who have you seen those? I ate them the other
night when I was watching the movie Last Well, I'll
tell you what. If anyone out there has a remaining
packet of pods, so why don't you see them to last?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Can you get?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
So, I'm the same dish one. I loved pods and
I was so obsessed with them. Recently I've found them
at some diaries. They're importing them, but they're quite expensive,
but you can find them. They're about eight dollars a diary.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Right, pods?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You tend to get her a packet for Christmas and.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Make up for it? Yeah, good on you, thank you PARTU?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Really there you are you'?
Speaker 7 (10:58):
That was my favorite snack either.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Continue some can do dairy owners are important than themselves.
Taking the ball and put the horns. Good on them.
Great tasts here as tech corn.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Ships made a natural way.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Okay, as we.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Do this, do the voice?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Did it sounds a good wind sung and a plane
boring news internets, do the proper voice. Let's get Sonia on.
Good morning to you, good morning, how are you doing?
Lovely to have you on? Sonya? Will you do the
voice for us?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Madness? What did you want what did you want back?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
We need to bring the peoples back, Like what is that?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Not a fan of Smarties for the peoples.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now is there a big difference? I'm not aficionado of
the two. Is there a big difference.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I don't know if you will agree with this, Sonya,
but I think the shell on the pebbles there was
more candy, like it was crunchier and.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
It was yes, yeah, and the smarties are real thin,
like you could slip them under a door or something.
You know, people know it's not doing.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It just people under a door.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Even have you done the.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Under the door test?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Well, there's just to throw them away because the people
they have.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Been gone from this room, but begged by science under
a door.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
The true.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
The hits that johonaan Ben podcast to see.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That the pilot whales been relocated back out to the
water that basically got marooned on the beach just in
Tasman's Golden Bay.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
A couple of times.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, like there was forty at once and then they
got them all back out there and they're nineteen in
the back.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Of whoever the hid navigator is of that pod. Yeah,
and maybe they should maybe you can get a new one, guys,
I don't know, just checking it out there if it's.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Google Maps or something. Yeah, just to kind of get
your way through.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
The whales grounded you twice in a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, it's good to say that the nineteen that they
had on there yesterday have all been put back.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Out into the ocean. Said, when you're on the beach.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
People trying to move a very hard thing to move, aren't.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
They historically very heavy animal?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't want to fat shame the whales, but you know,
not as easy easy?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And what do they have to do? Do they have
to wait till the tide comes in?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
They float them wait until then?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah? Right, jobs crain Crane's not an option obviously.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Project Jonah they do a great job.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, and amazing what they do now. I don't know
if it comes to stage in your life that it
feels like you do slip into it, You slip into
your parents. You become kind of like your parents in
some ways, not all everything. But I've noticed, you know
a couple of things, well, one thing in particular recently,
and it was really actually my stepdad that was it
was a big backer of this. It was two things
you had winder up. One if you got home from
(13:48):
a long, long car trip and you went inside without
unpacking the car, all that would wind first thing, take something,
you know, to take something that doesn't wind me up
as much. You see want to left home. You're running.
It's like the cars of mess and all something. I
get it.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's there's a whole lot of Edmund when you come
home from holiday.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
The kid's been good to run into the rooms and
doing stuff and inside and see the animals and all that.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You have no interest in unpecking pigs. That would I'm
packed the car and get the bruther shit. Nah, but
that was something that wind them up. And also putting
stuff back where you got it from. It used to
like it used to be like why is he getting
so upset with this? But now I find myself getting
up sit with that. I'll go to use something. I'll
be like where's this thing? Where's this thing? And something
(14:34):
like where's the key? And someone I don't know I
should be there, so I was not there? Who used it?
I'm like, it's not me And Jesus starts to wind
out the car.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
More and more you start sounding like my husband, which
terrifies me, you two should hang outstrustrating thing.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I know this cheese grater in the bathroom that's weird. Yeah,
but again no one has and you know what winds
me up. So they open a pair of biscuits. Okay,
they'll eat a biscuit and then they leave the sleeve
of the biscuit half hanging. Just put it back in
the cabin. I'm like, just make the biscuit soft, soft, Chris. Really,
(15:13):
that's the one thing that yeah, not unpacking the car
for me.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Andrews adopted a one touch rule. So you come home
and you don't put something somewhere. You touch it once,
so you come home and you put it away. So
whenever there's anything out, I leave shoes around and He's like,
one touch.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
That's a good role because one touch role is going
to lead to divorce.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Relationship.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
The heads that John and Ben podcast seen.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Someone at calendar invite Yeah, just for a meeting. Ketchup.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
They hit me back with a declined and no reason
for the decline, which is I mean, hey, it's an option.
It's one of the three options available except tentative decline.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It's a power play.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
That's a big power.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, I guess we're out saying hey, just coldhearted, no explanation.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
But usually when you're sending a calendar invite, it's on
an agreed like a pre agreed thing.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
First, I just fired one off cold turkey.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I can't do that, slammed a digital door in my face. Yeah, yeah,
that's I know, I know, just being every now and
then he'll throw out at tentative. He'll be like, m
maybe that clashes clash. It's a polite way of saying.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, like I've seen that and there is something else.
And sometimes it's like, oh, I think we've got something
else on that time.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
So yeah, you have discussions about it before you seen
the calendar invite, you get the confirmation before you seen it.
That's just to put your calendar.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Just fire off calendar invite.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You know you you probably do need to kind of
work out.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Because then you get a decline and you don't know why.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Wrong here and say hey, I'm thinking this time, how
does that work? They're like great, then you see it
through it.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, to put and both your calendars. Okay, just a
conversation that happens prior.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Anyway, John O Price hard decline hurt my feelings the.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Hits that Joan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It's big time of year, isn't it too? This week
they they released the Spotify Plumber on Spotify. I'm on
Apple Music, so what do they released? You're in Spotify rap.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
So it gives you a breakdown of like your top
songs are your top artist. So lots of people post
them because I mean, you're either proud of it or
you're like.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Ashamed, not me, mate, haven't the hits twenty four to seven?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Sad? It's rapped? Whatever songs we're playing on the head.
So I listen to you Eve heard of Spotify till
just laser? What's the Spotify? I don't know anything about it, mate.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
So going through your watch, your most listened to song?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Then, my most listened to song was actually someone who
was just in New Zealand. I went to his show
the other on Monday, Troy Savann one of your.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Girls never Never Let's Sabrina Cain like.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You've got my phone? You were trying stick with this?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
What do I do here?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Life moves fast as his Look again.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Here you goes. This is choice of art. This is
my number one song.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You've played one five and nineteen songs this year. It's
his but.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Also said that I listened to this. I was in
the top zero point zero one of people in the worldwide.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Song Yeah choice of arn should be very afraid about that. Yeah, okay,
what else have we got on here? What else did
you listen to?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Chapel Roan was my second. There's a Bruno Mars song
with Rose from Black Pink, who is a keiwed check.
That's a great song that was in my top five.
This is a bit of check run well.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
This is a slide show situation, you know, where you're
going around to someone's house and they're like, oh, you
must see the slide show of our trip, and I'm like, oh,
you can't tell. I mean, it's great for you to
reflect on it, to be honest, I know what you've
lost me. I'm just like, songs are big as way.
You're like, oh, ye're cool. You don't know what reaction
am I going to give you to that.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
It's like, no, I'm just stoked it. This year my
number one is not the Wiggles.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'm great. I'm stoked around every great songs.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
But I'm just like, so, what are you doing to
get out of this? And You're like, if you're at
Megan's house now, how are you escaping thisac scene?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I'm like, Jesus has been a family emergency at home.
I've just got to get out of there, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
There is this lide show.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
The Eras Tour, The Tanner Swift Eras Tour finishes this week.
She's always began started in March twenty twenty three, so
it's pretty much been going for a long long time.
One hundred and fifty shows across five continents over nearly
two years. Three and a half hours she plays for,
of course, forty four songs on stage, reflecting a ten
(19:53):
different Eras. That's an incredible runo.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And also you didn't really hear of her canceling many
from like sickness.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Or no, there was one of the terror threat wasn't
there in Europe?
Speaker 5 (20:03):
But apart from there, no, she she tuned up on
time the highest grossing tour of all time in the
billions of dollars, I reckon she's the most attended concert
tour in.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
History as well. It's pretty incredible, Like she would have
been counting down I imagine she'd be loving the tour,
but still with the back of mind, she'd be like
twenty more shows to go, ten more now this week
should be like just two more shows to go.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Legend how many shows a week too?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yes, well she had multiple nights over in locations.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
So she would go in Aussie she should do like
three or four.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
In a week. Tood a couple on each, slop albums
during it, I had a relationship, went to super Bowl,
watched the Chiefs games. She's been very busy for her
ninety trucks transport. It takes you know, if they put
it into trucks to move it around. It's just such
a big event, really historic event that we've kind of
lived through.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Mind you, if you go, I'm not talking down the
fact that she's traveled world, have done a magnificent, record
breaking tour.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It sounds like that's someone that someone says that when
they're gonna about talk down.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Everyone's been battling away working, haven't we for the last
two years. She's just working, Yeah, but but not to
that scale. I mean people are turning up to work.
She's turning up to work. She's only doing three or
four days work a week.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
You try and sing Yeah, I get you sigging for
three and a half hours and before millions of people.
There's some travel way.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
You know, someone's out there right now. They've built like
nine houses in two years work, and.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Everyone can get a slow clap.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah. Yeah, you're trying to better than everyone else, trying
to take away for a strong female mate.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yeah, who's made history. People who built nine houses can also.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Get a clap right, Yeah to everyone who's done work
over the last two years on all of us.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, has anyone worked at that level?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I made me to say, I don't think I've worked
to that level. We don't think I have.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's a critical I mean, you go away for one night,
but we'll go away for one night. The christ Hitch
or whatever's this is like two years of your life.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, your friends in Pai.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
She's got two hundred and seventy four songs. It's incredible.
How many do you reckon? You could name?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh, no, difficult, probably fifteen.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I wouldn't be able to name ten.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh really, you probably know you probably know more than
ten if you played the Hawks and stuff. Yeah, is this.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
A mix that's been made or are you DJing that live?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
No one's going to be credit for these live on
my bare.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
The guys that the people that built the houses as well,
mate the real heroes.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
The hits that jonaan Ben podcast last night.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Probably my daughter. She's a deep in dance performance season. Okay,
we got another one coming up this weekend. At the
rehearsals last night, and just waiting around Sifte can I
just say I.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Saw her dance at the Santa Parade. She was the standout.
She's very good. She also like just her like animations
and stuff. She's a great dancer.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well she so certainly not getting any of it from me,
any of it me the most uncoordinated middle aged white
man you can think of.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
But no, she is.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, she's very good and she loves it. You know.
It's like being with Sena and in India doing their
stage shows. Once they're into something, keep them off for
the bloody, keep him off the vapes, mae, get him
in the theaters.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Get him doing sport.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
It really is that once they're focusing on something and
they find their passion, it's great to support. But there's
a lot of time waiting around, sitting in cars. You're
the same. But then I was waiting outside the theater
last night, and I witnessed the conversation between two adults.
And for some reason, I don't know what age this
kicks in, but one adult clearly owed the other adult
money because they had paid for the parking. And they're like, oh,
(23:42):
I've just gone and got the money. Here, take the money.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Then the other.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Adulthood papers was no, no, no, no, you mustn't give
me the money. Yes, I must no, no no, And
this is his dance between someone trying to offer money
and the other person saying, no, please don't give me
the money. And the kids are watching this, because there's
a couple of kids watching going just take the money.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It's got money, you.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Give me it, you just take it.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Ye take it.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
For some reason, we feel obliged to go oh no, no, no,
please don't. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Sometimes you have that to me. And maybe if some
friends are over and you're like, oh, you order takeaways
and they're like, oh, here's if they've got care, here's
the case, you're like, no, you do that thing, put
it next to them, and then they put to you.
And then sometimes a friend will leave and you're like, oh,
they left the cash. And other times they'll take it.
They're like, oh, they took it, they.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Know, but the women take it.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Sometimes I'm like, am I taking this or I'm the friend.
I'm like, but actually taking this or not? Afterwards like
shouldn't have taken the cash, I'm like, well they did.
They offered it like we did it like five times.
Someone's got to go. I'll take the guess man, it's
like you should have lifted there, I took the cash.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I love it when you're like, oh, they took the
cash home with them. Never seen that before. It's like
when a door open, a door holder, she'll never meet
another door holder. You know, somebody's holding the door for
people to walk through. If you ever encountered one of
those people meeting another one of those people on the
other side, it's like a polite off as to who
was going to go through the door first. But anyway,
(25:04):
just take the cash, take care the.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
We are pretty incredible as well.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
We're very incredible.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
We're met, we're mediver, we're magicians. We can we can
magic stuff now. And Costantino Australian. He's amazing magician. He's
touring the country at the moment.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I think you're putting on an extra show in Auckland
on Friday night. So there's still some tickets available. You
should go along and see it at the Bruce Mason Center.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
And we wanted to learn a party trick ahead of
office party season for Christmas, and because he taught us
a trick and he said, hey, well no, you said,
can we do it on your show?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't know why in there, but now I'm like,
we're here.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
We're here he said yes, which is more surprising.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Saturday, we're doing it. We're performing a three prong attack
when it comes to a card trick and finally laughter
many failures over the last two and a half weeks,
we managed to nail it two days ago on Meddi
from the Office, Is this your card? Meddi Languy And
we couldn't be happier about it.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
We haven't done the trick since I've thought, you know,
we've just done it. Answer, we should just leave it
there and see how it goes on the day.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
My god, I'm so nervous.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
So boom tack that box trick nailed. Next Next on
the agenda, next list costumes cosies. I need some costumes.
What are you thinking like?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Old school magician? Style.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It might be the easiest because but then we talked
to Costantina yesterday, right, and he was like, be yourself and.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, have a listen to what is remarkably chill for
a guy who's leeding three and Bacils potent ruin as
show this weekend.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I think you need to be yourself who you are.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And that's the last, very underwhelming all I'm hearing from
you is costumes, costumes, costumes, more costumes.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Okay, so we need to get costumes. Okay, what do
we think of glamorous glittery ball sequent ball gown for Megan? Maybe? Ye,
would you hear not that I.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Think we need to like wouw them with our outfits.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'd like being to look like sort of rock and
roll y, you know, sort of Chriss Angeles, like a
hero and ady sort of in but then also like
a sort of a leopard print waistcoat.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Maybe I was thinking, like, is it Sigfreedo and Roy
for you.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Like a big long like blonde wiggles with like a
leather vest.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
If you add too much, too many costumes and elements
into what that could start to play, you know, that
could make the trip go wrong that's what I'm worried about.
That we're going to have a costumers tap and that's
not part of our magic track.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
But I wanted to distract them with our costumes.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Listen, so if we do terribly.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
We look the part.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I hear you don't want a wardrobe malfunk. You know,
we don't need a Janet Jackson justin Timberlakes Super Bowl scenario.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Do you exactly?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
So? Have you okay, have you had give us some warning?
Have you had a misshap with a costume costume catastrophes?
Let's just not make the pens to penisy. Okay, that's
the thing. We've had a couple of those things over
the years. And that district, you know, that magic stick
distracting from the magic that's happening on stage.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
You're not going to see it from.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Disappears that jonaan Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
We're performing live on stage, our first ever magic trick,
that we're doing a party trick for the whole holiday season.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, we're now we're getting to the costumes, the tricks sorted.
We've nailed the trick. Have listened to us nailing the
trick with Maddy in the office. Is this your card
Maddy Languy. Yeah, it was you know, you know when
it just shatters the room with you, you impress people
(28:54):
so much that you we've altered the course of Maddie's life.
She's gone what has been real up until now out?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I was. I was so excited listening back to that.
I was like, I need to be chill, But I
was just excited that we nailed the track. More excited
than Maddie.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
To be honest. Yeah, I do like it when people
walk out of here, ol Boss Harriet, just sort of
questioning the existence of life, you know, as they go,
where's going on? But then you've got the other side
of the coin, to the opposite side. We have Larissa,
who very suspicious about what was and was calling calling
us all out, and you were ushering her.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Out and works in the office as well, and she watched,
and she watched very intently. She's like, what hang on.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
To destroy the illusion?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
It was that?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
But what you did that? And hang on? And I
was like, all right, no more Christians.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Amanda, your wife called you out.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
And is this your card? Y? I did it, but no,
because before when you were spreading out all the cards,
I saw you. Yeah, you don't want someone going well, hey, no, no, no,
is this your cady?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Like?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, but yeah, just go yea costumes, you want to
add costumes to the max of this late notice we
think in all costumes could go wrong on stage. It
could be another thing we have to worry about. We
could have a wardrobe malfunction. Yeah that's possible.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Right, Well, it does happen, It does happen. You don't
want the costumes affecting the performance, do you? You want
to take away from the magic that is the card trick.
So a lot of great options that we have available.
A leather coming through and yeah, leopard skin sequence dresses.
We're gonna look fabulous. Okay, there's no question about that.
But yeah, have you any costume disasters? For some reason,
(30:28):
the phones aren't working. I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe people aren't call it. There might be the reason.
But some great texts coming through on four for eight
seven not so much. Well, I guess the swimming costume disaster.
I was at the beach and there was a teenage
boy and he did drown basically, so they dragged him
on the beach and she was resuscitating him and giving
him mouth to mouth yeah, and when he came to,
(30:51):
she had spilled out of the outfit and so he
awoke to Yeah, my teenage boy would be the afterlife.
She was mortified, understanding me, but obviously focused on the
important job at hand.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
People are around too, probably couldn't go hey, you know, like,
it's obviously more important things to worry about right now,
and you.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Know when to You don't want her to keep turning
the job. And someone comes up and just like grams
both and he just tries to slip it back on
as she's performing.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh you get going, I'm just gonna tie this. The
right thing to do that, just the right thing is
to having a life. Yeah, you made a costume miss
here remember my daughter, which she was young and I
think I've told this one before on the hats. For
some reason she got the idea that was a zombie
party I was dropping her off at and so we
made her into a zombie princess. She had tanned dress
and I make up and just here frinzed up, everywhere
(31:46):
turned up. No one else is dressed up, like absolutely
no one else is dressed up. And I know where
she got it from. And then I went, oh, my God,
and you're turning up with a kid that just looks
a bit like, oh God, there's the weird kidd to
right and to her credit, and I was like, hey,
do you.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Want to go?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
We'll get changed. She's like, no, I'm good. And then
I kind of left it there, and I was like,
I seen in a couple of hours there any talk
of zombes. No, I don't know where it came from.
And it was a prank on her, but she just
rolled with that and all the photos of all the
family or something next to me.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
It's amazing that she rolls.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I was like, okay, so good, another great text here.
I'm a school principal and I had to be herald
of the draft. When the Life Education Bust came around
and it got very hot and I couldn't breathe, and
Harold Harold collapsed on stage fainted, and as I was
falling down and landing on the ground, all I heard
(32:41):
was as Harold as Harold did, Harold's a legit. Harold
will never die was inside Harold maybe.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
But the heads that jonaan Ben podcast to an early hour,
and you see some stuff sometimes you see some stuff
on the way.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
We used to see a lot more stuff when we're
parked in a different car pack. You see the sights
and sounds, the highs and the high the high high
highs in the low low loads.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, it's at a wild ride having to walk a
few blocks extra at that time of the morning, people
there up and about. Particularly the week got on, I
founday when people have been out, Yeah, in the weekend.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Out later Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, there's been things really start
to pick up afore in the morning.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
You're like, oh, this is exciting, exhilarating, all so scary
at the same time.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
But I was driving to it this morning and this
is the once in a lifetime site I think. I
saw a guy. He was on a lime scooter in
his stubbies and a singlet, had a siggy dangling out
of his mouth, and he was towing a hospital bed
to a rope that was tied around his waist. Hospital
bed on wheels, so the limeskins on wheels, He's towing
(33:54):
the hospital bed, and I'm like, this is the type
of New Zealand I want to live.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
It was like this.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
There were so many parts to the scene. I was like,
where did he get the bed from That was the
first question.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
They escaped the hospital, maybe.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
You becoming the position of a hospital bed on wheels.
It was a big one too, like it looked like
the reclinings.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, Also, who wants one? There's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Maybe he had been the hospital and then someone wheeled
out and you just keep going out the front doors
and just keep going.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Or is an affordable ambulance just a battler trying to
set up as ambulance? What's every jump at the back
bed or live scudio to the hospital?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, hang on, Yeah, I couldn't take my eyes off
the guy.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Honestly, it was and we kind of did lock eyes
for a while there, and he was kind of like,
you shouldn't be watching this. I couldn't whether I was
witnessing a crime or someone on a rush to help.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
How fast was he going?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
He was going pretty for all he was going, there
was a slight help. It was a slyial, so he
was going down. The bead was kind of catching.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Up to the stops. The beard's gotta keep going. The
bed does the beard does? That's yeah, And then.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Just the unnecessary edition of the city. But you don't
need you've already got enough killing on.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
You could yell out one question as you in past,
What would it be?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Can I take a photo of this?
Speaker 4 (35:12):
The Hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Heading into the Christmas party season, we're learning a party tree.
Actually we need to perform on Saturday at Magician Cosantino's show. Yeah,
because we realized we didn't have a party track heading
into party season. But maybe that doesn't matter because we're
not going to the work Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Now you guys not going either. None of us are going.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well no, because I didn't exactly the same as you.
Now to give you a backstory, you know, I mean
in costs. I understand that there's not as many work
parties going around as maybe there once was. But this
company that we work for is having a smaller work
party this year, which is great, and they send out
an email. I remember seeing that email. I remember clicking
and going, oh, it's in the calendar, but I didn't
(35:52):
realize it was an RSVP situation.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, neither Ton, I know, and yourself, Megan and producer around. Unfortunately,
the parties full. Now I have a feeling, given the
current economic situation, the party was full after three rs vps.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
But uh, this is the thing that baffles me because
we all work for the party, sorry for the company,
and so you think they would have allocated enough space
for everyone.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Happened for everyone on the day as soon as it
got sent out, had rs VP. Yes, how are they
going to pack who got through?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
It's not like they can invite other people from other companies,
you know, so yeah, but yes, that's the spot to me.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Fear though, I imagine like I'm just on the other
side of the fence here from the company's point of view,
I imagine the email was clearly stipulating all instructions are
on there, but with the don't fender and is disorganized
chaoic radio announcers who just go what am I doing tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
But also our producer. But it's never been like that.
If you're going to send out an rs VP party,
let the managers know to tell people, Hey, this one
you have to r s v people.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Never instructions.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's saved.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
They send a calendar invite, so that's saved and my
calendar but we can't go.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, it's hey, well it's probably on us, as you say,
but it is unusual that it would be full when
you're like, hey, can we still come to the Christmas party?
Sorry you can't come.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Here's what I reckon. Here's what I reckon. I reckon.
No one's arius we peop will invite people from another company.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
That's what it feels like, counting people doing Yeah space,
no one from our company wants to count. You think
they'd be a reminder going Hayes last.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
A r s v P.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
You know, yeah, it's normally one of those.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Space is very limited.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
You can have your why don't you have a rebel
Christmas party?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I was thinking of that.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
We should started starting to Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah two hours anyone?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
So you know it's the place next door to hire the.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
One next We're a good no one, we be to
this one. Welcome a better party, the heeting party.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
The heads that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Time now for the New Zealand Herald Daily. Quies were
coming now every day and do there's ten questions in
a row. We've got to try and get them more correct.
And because queen, how do quis castle?
Speaker 7 (38:07):
Helloln't it you were there all right? Question number one?
Which country recently made headlines for exploring fish milk as
a protein source Australia.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, there's been milking fish.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I don't know you.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Could Australia, Indonesia, Greece.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Milk feels like something else, just it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Sure it's the milk.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Yeah, what is the anatomy of a fish?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I like to be honest, I don't know why they're
doing it, and I don't know which country is boundary.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
The Greeks the tie.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
Did you say Indonesia, Australia or Greece.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Indonesia, Australia, Greeks.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Like it was Australia, we would know that we're Australia,
but hey, it's eliminated Australia.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I reckon. The Greeks are in Greece. There the Indonesia. No,
I'm not doing another blind guess. Why don't you two
do it?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Was that Australia, Australia, Indonesia or Greece. It's probably Indonesia
because Alie's face checks My face was about to lock
a grace. Ali's face went, and so Indonesia is what
would like to lock at all?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Right, that is correct.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I filmed it down to my gap. Alright, one from
one on the hero quick, all right, this is a.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Bit of a half one.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
I think christ two. Who was the first ruler of
the Stewart period? Was it Mary, Queen of Scott's, James
the First or James the Second?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Someone called make things the Stewart period? I am stumped again.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Another guess?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Should we get this one to the text on?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Okay four four eight seven? If anyone out there can
help us, The question is again produce elie.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
Who was the first ruler of the Stuart period? Was
it Mary, Queen of Scott's, James the First or James
the Second?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Mary?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I feel like it.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Would be one of the James's.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
The hits that John and Ben podcast.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Still, we're in the middle of the New Zealand Herald
Daily Quiz.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
We need to get a cool quiz team name.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah, yeah, will be the.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Quizmas Crackers. Yeah, just a bit of the top. We'll
change in the new year.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Okay, Christmas the Quizmas Crackers, all right?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Crack this one?
Speaker 7 (40:24):
Question number three? Which organization associated with doctor Michelle Dickinson
was liquidated last week?
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Nice work?
Speaker 7 (40:33):
All right? What is the name of the scale used
to measure the heat of chili peppers?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Is it so?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (40:42):
In radio?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
And we've put a chili in a thousands. You're like,
I don't know what scobul mean, but it sounds hot.
All right, all right?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Question number five?
Speaker 7 (40:55):
Who founded the New Zealand accounting software company zero? Was
it Rod Peter Beck or Rod Duke?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Well, Roger expresco is Peter Bicks must be the other one.
It'd be the other one, that's correct. What was the
name of the other guy? Sorry, I feel that the
other one RODERI Rodger just to speak to Rodger process
of elimination?
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah, I done, great, great program.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
That is very good.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
It is all right, Christopher six collaborating with Paul Kelly
and Peter Garrett. Which Australian artist released treaty in nineteen
ninety one? Was it you, Yindy, Emma Donovan or Roger Knox?
That is correct?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Well done? Alright, yes, you're weirdo.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Do you really want to know? It was a complete giess.
I just wanted to say, that's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
All right, Christian roll here guys.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Seven?
Speaker 7 (41:53):
Okay, yeah, the Cyclons appeared as villains and which late
seventies sci fi TV series. Was it doctor who Buck
Roger Buck Rogers in the twenty fifth century or Battlestar Galactic.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It's the last, one of the last two, one of
the last I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
I'm too young for that question.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Is it the Buck Rogers?
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Is that your guess?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah? Again, it was a battle stag elected.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah, there we go. There's probably people screaming at the
radio right now.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Watched either of those shows, idiot