November 20, 2025 • 45 mins
Wednesday 11-19-25 Show #1215: We talk about Jeff's show with George Wallace, Ken's show with Ali Siddiq, James' anniversary trip, and buffets.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's up everybody, and thank you you have just tuned
into Real Last on Real Radio one on four point one.
I am your host tonight. I am James thirty two
years yawn, that's right. I've been married to my baby
for thirty two years as of November seventh. Man, I
just want to say shout out to you, Michelle. I
love you so much. This show is dedicated to you
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and what we call Mortgage also joined me in virtual studio,
my good friends, my brothers.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
In comedy, if you will.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
First off, the man we regard as the godfather of
Orlando comedy, but today he is f Daylight savings.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Kim Miller in the building. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ken Son? It was dark at two o'clock? What's going on?
I saw me and somebody said, hey, man, how we
go How we go back one hour and lose four
hours of a day? Like somebody lying, somebody lying? Let
you find out that somebody lying.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Somebody is lying. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's stupid, dark dog. It don't make no sense. Man,
It is really dark out here right now. I'm not
It's really weird.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Man. My body don't know what what to do with
itself right now. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't know because I'm older and I'm paying more
attention to it now.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't remember it getting this darkness early. Never.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Never, man, I'm telling you, bro, were about to be
like Krypton.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
This hey, this thing about to explode. Bro. Hey man,
somebody put that baby in his seat and gonna send him.
That's why Elon is sitting all the rockets us.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
They're trying to leave us. Hey, Jeff, Jeff about to
be on the rocket. Jeff one of the one percent. Bro,
I passed funny, Yes, buddy, he is talking about the
man who's not only a comedian with us, he's a
comic book creator, geek like me, but he's also the
official sponsor of real laps from the law offices of
Kaufman and Lynnell, your personal injury attorneys. They've been representing
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winning for the good people of Roorlando for over twenty years.
Jeff Kaufman got a seat to leave us behind and
go to the new white Frontier.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, that said you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Elon has setting it all up.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I see Ken. You wanna comfort the conspiracy? Yeah tell you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Every business he has is about living comfortably on Mars.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Looking up.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Look, we're going to Mars. Hey, I'm gonna bring it back.
I don't know about We ain't no black people on Mars.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, even Trump any money?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
No dang. All right, man, we're gonna see, We're gonna see.
I will be there.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Also want to say the Mans, the legend himself, the
guy who helped start all this hilarity over nine years ago.
I'm talking about my partner in crime, mister Miguel Plogne Junior.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What's going on? Man? Man?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
They gonna send you and Ken to East Mars.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Sorry, yeah whatever, Like yo, East Mar's gotta save a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah yeah, this place is like no.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
East Mars got all the businesses to shut down in
normal Earth like the.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Dog circuin cities.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Oh, y'all have fun on Mars and East Mars. I'm
staying here. I'm turning this into a spirit Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Planet.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's funny, man, that's funny man. First off, before we
start off, man, I do want to say Ken Miller
and Jeff y'all both had some really cool gigs over
the past weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I just want to say salute to you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Were going to start with Jeff who last week we
had mister George Wallace on comedic legend, and he invited
you to come open for him.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Jeff, I heard you guys had a blast. Man.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Tell me how it was open up for such a
legend like that. Man, Let's be straight with that. One
best comedian experience of my life. Okay, experience my life?
Get okay for that gentleman.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
He had all of his When I say, you sit
there and talk to him, he's got his yellow pat out,
he's still writing stuff up, I mean, and he works
with you. He watches your set, he goes out and
looks at everything you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
And he filled that room three hundred people, three hundred people,
three hundred people. That audience was ready to go. And
you know I listened to Ken. No new jokes yet,
no new jokes.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do the dance that got you invited to the prom?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That's right, told man, I said, George. Ken told me
I hadn't a lot of new jokes. He goes, don't
we do? He was He was good and I loved it.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
And the only thing I was sad about is I
didn't get to see Ken work, Doctor Phillips.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's the only thing I was sad about.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And we will talk about that too. I'm so happy
for you, Jeff that you got to open for Doorsball.
What a kind gentleman by the way. They just just
down to earth, so funny and just. He actually wrote
me after the first night and said, you guys did
a great job. Man, So I wanted to pass that
on to you, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
He didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I want you to know something. This is the kind
of guy he is. He's a business guy. He doesn't
just show up. He's he's generous, he's kind, he's open.
Everything he did I didn't expect from somebody like him.
Somebody legs credentials. He I'll remember him forever.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He was that good man.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And also we had another special guest on last week
when I was supposed to be on my anniversary trip,
but I popped in because I just wanted to say hey,
because I'm such a fan in of this dude. We
had Ali Sudika on The show Man and it was
really cool because Ken got to open up for him
in two different venues. Right Ken, Yeah, brother dog, Hey man,
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let me tell y'all something.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Talk to us. I was sweat and nervous.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I was a little nervous I was super nervous, super
duper nervous, because you know, when you first worked with
somebody like that, I don't know their audience.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know what I mean? Like that.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I was trying to explain to my wife because she's like,
you weren't right there with Russell, So I was. But
once I've been working with Russell for two years now,
I know his audience.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I didn't know what to expect. What come my nerves? Doc?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know Doc always sit up front, him and his wife.
Doc was front row, first person I saw, and he
jumped up. He said, boy, you made it all my nerves.
Come on my nerves. Bro, and I did to say,
I murt bro, and I looked at doctors white By,
I said, I love y'all. Walked off stage. Come on, man,
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but let me tell you something Tampa. If you have
never done the Stress in Tampa, it is now become
It is my favorite venue that I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Standing. Oh wow, that means a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Dog Okay, Now, first of all, you know, Tampa one
of my favorite comedy cities. People hate me for saying
that Tampa is one of my favorite comedy cities. This
Strass was four thousand people it was so good. I
had to keep I had to really stop and let
them the laugh stop because because they let you know,
I was stepping because I was a little nervous, and
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Sean was like, hey, slow down, enunciate, you cut it
because I was supposed to through fifteen. I did fourteen
thirty in Orlando because I just didn't time and write
got Tampa. I was fifteen on the dot every joke.
But it was so good, Like I had to cut
some of the set out. They were laughing so hardbor was.
It was phenomenal. Man Doald, Hey, man, you know I'm
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retiring at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
But I.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Tell y'all right now, man, I'm going out. I'm going
out halfy on top.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And that is such an awesome experience because just like
George Wallace, who happens to know Aliidi, Alid is one
of the most humble, down to earth people I've ever
met in my life and so smart too. But his
life experiences are so interesting that when he tells a
story about what he went through, man, this dude's what done?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
How many specials? Now? Doll fourteen?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Good god, fourteen specials and the and the especial is
just a story.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
A story. It's one story, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's not like he's doing a joke like he said
on the show, James, you would.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He don't do bits. No, he does stories, bro.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And when I tell you, dude, it was just like, Man,
I'm just sitting back there just watching. Like has to
be the best contemporary storyteller about all comedians, right.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I say he is.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
They say Bill Cosby, But I don't know of our generation,
any generation we get on this. Yeah, we had an
argument about that on the show. I think he's better
than Bill Cosby, so.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I will listen. You know, we've heard everything that Bill
Cosby has done.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Bill Cosby has set the bar at a certain level,
but Ali, I think went hit that bar and even
raised it. I can sit and watch that man talk
for hours and be thoroughly entertained. When I love the
stories about the fish out of water, stories about his
son going back to the good Yo, that's some of
the funniest content I've ever heard in my life. Ken,
I love hearing that man tell stories. I mean, I'm amazing,
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and what he does, man, it is, it's it's crazy,
man like, And we were talking about how to how
he memorizes it. He was like, it's my life life. Yeah,
what I'm saying, it's my life. You can't. It's like
a bit, you know, like a bit like like I
have to leave Ali today at work. I wrote three
new jokes, but their bits like his.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
His is like not your style.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
His is his is he sits down and he tells
a long a story.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
But you have to be good to do that. Not good,
You gotta be great because.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You can sit there, tell a story and if it
ain't funny, you just up there talking.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And we ladies, ladies, yo yo, this this Jersey Yo,
Jersey chill bro. Before my internet cuts off, ladies.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Were talking about this. I'm one of those comments, not
even comments. I'm an audience member. I hate when I
see people sit down on a stool because it's not
it's it don't there's no payoff when they do it normally,
they're not funnier when they sit down. That dude can
sit down. He run on a stool, he said, in
a regular chair.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
He sat at my table at the table is he
eating the wings in the middle of his set.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I looked over he was gone, and he was like Hey,
if I order some wings, could y'all get down on
the drums. I want the flat up on stage. He said, Yeah.
I looked up and he was.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
There, Dog, And he's meticulous, like we had to be
there for sound check or too. I had to work
my go out there, cam Miller, come back out do
his part. The music kept messing up. He's like, hey,
I don't like the music. I don't like Hey, the
music that gain right? Run it again. The music ain't
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right because you know he's setting up for his special so.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It has to be the way he wants it every time.
Bro and the other good thing and Russell does the
same thing. You eat what he eat.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So i'd have got some deal. I'd have got some
deal Frisco. I'd have got some rude Chris. I'd have
had some Eddy V. And at first, you know me,
I'm like, man, I don't want to order off that
side of the menu.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
The manager was like, Dog, if you don't get you
something to eat, I said, Man, don't give me that
that ninety six ounce?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, what's that called? Miguel from that movie with John.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
The Big The Great Outdoors? You Great Outdoors?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What's that state called though ninety six or something ninety
six or something like that.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Bro his grizzled for.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
A sight of like some gift certificates. And if you, Jeff,
have you ever heard Jameson's George Wallace hamburger story?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh ye different, yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
George Wallace, we was doing a club that shall not
be named in Naples.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
It rhymes with off the Hook.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And we were doing that club together and the manager
said that feature acts opening acts, they can only order
a hamburger or a flatbread pizza, do not order anything else.
George Wallace heard him tell me that, and he stopped.
The manager said, ah no, let me.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Tell you something. Goddamn it, that boy, go order a steak.
And I said, to get order a steak, all right, James,
shut up, order a state.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I said, okay, miss Wallace, and I ate a steak.
That dude did not have to do that. But he
would not let them treat me any differently because I
wasn't him. He made sure that I got to be
treated like an actual comedian.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I can order whatever I wanted. George Robins said, James.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I'm gonna tell him what I told him at that
Walgreens in Greenville in nineteen sixty three. I'm gonna eat
what I wanna eat where I wanna eat it, and you,
that German shepherd and that fire hose can kiss my ass.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
On the day beguil, I was looking at the picture
of the city is at.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Woolworth in Greensboro. I think, is that George? Why the city?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I literally saw him in a picture where he walked
up to doctor King. He said, hey, little boy, what
you doing walking on the street with his brush.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I was trying to get to work.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh man, God bless her.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We have time before the break.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
We have forty seconds. Yeah, we got forty seconds.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Let me hold us, Let me hold us because this
was funny, Okay, gooding something happy that George like looked
at him like they were insane, and.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I was dying. And I got something too. I got
something for young comics.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Cold came up to me at the at the show
in Tampa and was asking me all kinds of questions
and I was just sitting there, like, we'll talk about
it when we come back.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
We got back. I was just like, bro and I
was cool with it. But I was trying to meet
and greet you talk to everybody else. He's got me captured.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
But he was asking me all these questions and I'm
just like, hey, this is the wrong time for you.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
To be hit me up on social media. Man. I said,
you didn't buy.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Enough T shirts to take be wasting my time.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
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I'm your host, mister James John I'm join the studio
mister Ken Miller aka f this Daylight Saving Time Jeff
to Batman, Kaufman and of course Miguel Cologne. Don't for
to get about the future the junior because he knows
who his daddy is. Now, we were just talking about
the fact that Ken Miller was at the Strats Center
in Tampa during the show up mister Ali Sadik murdered.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It killed It had a great set.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
So afterwards you're meeting in greeting Ken, and a young
comic expiring to be like you came up to you
and he wanted it, ask.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You what bro it was so like. He comes up
to me and said, Yo, how you becoming that funny?
That's funny? I said, you know, I was a funny kid.
You know I worked at it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Mike's uh so so so so you work clubs?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah? How you do that?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I said, you know, just time, working mic and getting better. Okay,
So like so so, so how did you meet Ali
sad Like? I met him like eight years ago at
the club. So how did you get how you get
to go on the road with him? I said, you know,
I was funny. He took me in the road with him.
All right, so you worked the improv?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah? So how do you work the improv? I said?
I said, I said, my man, are you a comic? Hey?
He said yeah, James, he said yes. I said, are
you funny? He said no? Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I said, I'm gonna stop you right there. I said,
do you go to Mike's?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I said, well that's your that's your problem. I said,
you need to be micing every night. Well, they ain't
that much Mike's anyway, didn't go find them.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I said, you need to mic every man, you're going
to work every night.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I said, now here's my social media follow me and
I said, next year, November seventeenth, next year we can
have this conversation. But you I wanted to see you
micing for a whole year, but you trying to go
get some stage time with Alis.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
A D And you don't even think that you're funny. Why? What?
Why are we having this conversation? What you doing that's like, bro,
no sense.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
It was so it was the whole and I mean
like he was like, right here, and I'm trying to
do the meet and greet. You know, I'm not selling
no merch. I'm just outside meeting people. You know what
I'm saying, saying hey to people. You know my favorite
thing about the show.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And I missed.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I missed like a couple hundred people because he wouldn't.
I'm like wow, and he not even understanding I'm trying
to talk to people.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
He's like he's trying to get his time.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
So I was like, look, man, you got you got
to learn that trick.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I learned out of comic book conventions. People want to
come up. I'm selling books and they want advice. For
forty five minutes, I said, hey, get to me after
the show.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Got me this. I said, I gotta do.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I gotta do this thing right here.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Eventually Jeff I was like, hey man, hick up associoot
and I think his girlfriend or mom somebody popped up
and was It was like he was like, oh, this
is who I was waiting for. I said, right man,
we'll have a good night. And then I turned to
somebody else really crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Jesu us man good lord.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
But when he said he wasn't funny, bro I Man,
I was cackling.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Bro. I was like, it reminded me of Saint Louis bro.
I was cackling. It's a joke. Oh my god, that's
funny as hell. Man.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
But I'm glad y'all got to experience that man that
is amazing, hopefully and want some more dates with him
across the country.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Can that'd be awesome?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Man? Yeah, I think he books.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
He does by stage, Like, yeah, he'll find somebody like
he's coming back to Florida in a couple of months.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Maybe he'll hit me up.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
But but you know, with me, you know, I earned
my lesson with him last time.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I ain't really bother them. You know.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
The first night we did go to Corona, we end
up going to Corona late, and then Saturday, I went
in the green room and said bye, I took my picture.
Then me and my wife went got to drink and
went back to the room with the bed because I
was beyond exhausted, but I was so happy, said I
didn't Jeff, I let you get to your thiry next
I didn't I ain't gonna see the name of it.
So I didn't go to the other gig I had
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out of the state out, you know, in another state.
I canceled that gig because of the whole flight situation,
and I wasn't getting paid for it, so I stayed home.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Your Lord advises to you to stay whole because you
just stayed hold for the flight situation.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I stayed home for the flight situation. Hey, one of
my friends text me. One of my battles and James,
we called them our battle buddies in the military. So
one of my battles that lives in this state hit
me up, was like, Yo, I'm glad you didn't come.
It was twelve people at the show, and eight of
them I brung. It was the worst show I've ever
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been to in my life. Two people guy was got
into a fight with the comic. They got shied out,
and she was like, I'm happy. I'm so happy you
didn't come to the show.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm happy too, brother.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And then the crazy thing is Sean was happy I
got the gig, but you know, my wife liked to travel,
so she was like sad she didn't get to go
to Texas. And then Once I sent her that text,
she was like, well, yeah, I'm glad I told you
to stay. Wow, she said, man, I told you to
stay because dang, can't you really wanted to go to
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Texas bad That's wow, that's wild because I've never been
to Texas and State. I've been there to do a
show and then I'm right out. I never got the
same show.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I did my medical training in Texas, I did.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I was in San Antonio, Texas for about four months.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Then it was great. What was Fort sam Houston.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
For Saint Houston is where you do your medical know.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That's where I wanted to go. Yeah, I wanted to go,
but I in.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
The middle of summer.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I didn't look that much.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Hey, I wanted to go to was Sam Houston because
there's no lie when I was going through the recruiter.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You know, that's the medical thing.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So that's where all the women at that base has
more women than any army base on the planet, and
I wanted to go to sam Houston. Nurses, I want
to go to sam Houston, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
But I wasbatmetic. That was a little different.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But you know, I saved myself for Sean pretty much.
You know what, you know what that's that's a that's
a real.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
But James did. Was it San Antonio or the police.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Thing the police things Southeast Homicide Investigation Association. Yea, it
was a San Antonio, but it was somewhat different this
year though. We went to Reno this year, you know, okay,
it went to Reno Mars East. Just hey, tentacles up.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yeah, you gotta I tell you man, you you guys
spoiled me, but you trained me at the same time.
You know, I've had a good I didn't have the
you know, I never had to look out in an
audience that I might not understand.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I turned out there.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I was thinking about this audience, and I mean church
let out, That's what this audience was.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
That's funny. Black shirt, black shirt let out, and they.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Were dressed like Black Church. The whole front row was
old black Church.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
And I walked up to that set and I was
thinking to myself. I said, all right, let's see how
you're gonna fly today. And the first joke that came
out of my mouth was a Miguel joke. I don't
even know where it came from. That joke Miguel makes
about all the shades of white. But I flipped it
and I said, man, they a single shade of white
in this place.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Hell no.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
And it was like, all right, we good and best
audience I ever had, you know. So I think you
gotta sometimes you gotta, like, you know, to yourself, go hey, listen,
just do your best, do what you gotta do, and
take care.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Don't do nothing new. That's great advice.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Here's the best part about this.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Don't do nothing.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
This is the most racist part of the night.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Okay, We're in trying to order food, and you know,
I told you George showed up a little late.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
So George goes, hey, what can I order?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
They go anything but the fried chicken. George goes, why
can't I order.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
The fried chicken?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I don't want And it was this white dude.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
It was Joshua, and Joshua's looking at him tried, you know,
and Joshua's well, mister Wallace, we sold out of all
the fried chicken.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
God.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
George goes, we have three.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Hundred black people here. Somebody didn't think about ordered more chicken.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Funny broh dying bring me the person in charge of
ordered chicken here?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Bring him in his room right now. Let me talk
to him. Man. I was.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I was sitting there representing every white person in America
just looking at him.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Going, I didn't do it. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
It's funny, jip, because I know the GM is a
good friend of ours, and this is not is she
ain't racist.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Just understand the y'all.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
But when this urban weekend, she she racking up on wings.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You know what I mean? Like she know what we
order it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
And I would take the blame for the fried chicken
because I was there Wednesday and I ordered four.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Fried chickens to go. I was drunk.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I woke up the next morning. Bro, I opened the fridge.
I say, we are who ordered all this food?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Christ up says yo. She said, oh you were so
drunk last night.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I said, you let me go home with four orders
of fried chi that's sixteen pieces of chickens.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Doing this again. You're gonna eat it?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I hate all that chicken. Yeah, chicken gone. It sat
there like watching game up that chicken gone.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Look at the French called Chris Alexander. I got your breakfast.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I got all that chicken. Bro. Hey, dog. Hey, man,
that's funny. Bro.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, man, Yeah, you gotta have it. You gotta know
your audience. You gotta know who gonna be there to eat,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And that's not a racist date.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
That's not when we go to When we go to
clubs like that, we ordered wings, we order and what else.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
When it comes to liquor, what do you have to
order more of? Bro, it's gonna be more.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Brown brown brown baby, Come on, yeah, ain't nobody.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
That's not a racist thing. Just what we do, not
vodka brown.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
We're boxing out the zema that's always saying no, no, no, why.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It ain't Racist's true. It's gonna be here. It's gonna
be a Hennessy night.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Hey, and run out if you want to, Okay, club man,
I don't know. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Hennessy is ninety five percent alcohol, five percent anger. I
don't know what it is and not drinking Hennessy back
in my military day, always ready to fight. I don't
know what it is in Hennessy to make you be
like I got to whoop somebody ass tonight. He not
if I said alcohol five percent.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Colonizer, you just.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Henson got five percent ass whooping in. I don't know
what it is about Hennessy that when you drinking, you're like, man,
I can beat that dude up. Bro, that's Mike Tyson.
I don't care who it is. I don't care who
his little voice. I don't care about his ass. Me
you get another shot yo.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Back then.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
What I really loved about that evening is Amy. You
know Amy, Amy are frequent. You know she she pretty white.
She gets up from the therapist jokes, and she looked
down and saw all the all those church going people
in front of her and tried to get him into
some of her stuff. And they looked back at her
with their turned heads, like, oh, Amy, you got to
stay away from that joke.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
And it was from the pillow Fort pod.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
She did a great job.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
And I want you to know something she does what
a lot of comedy comics don't do. She promotes, she
had videos done, she had flyers. Oh, she was great,
and she was great to work for.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And him Sack, mister Wallace sent me her flyer saying,
look what this girl did. Like he was like really
happy and like like like the fact that somebody he
asked to work on him went the extra mile. And
promoted the show. So yeah, man shout out to her
shout out, because because I wouldn't have did it, I ain't.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Promote nobody showed it. I ain't the hell out of all.
I was like, you promote Ali. I'm like, he's almost
sold out, sold out? Yeah, don't you don't need my
little whack ass promotion.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Hey, guys, Ali, Ken Miller and who pooed?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Hey, No, this is real talk, Jeff. Main reason if.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
It's somebody super big, I won't promote because I already
know they about to be in my DM for free tickets.
Yeah I already know, bro, I said, the amount of
freak people that hit me up for tickets for ARM
it's wicks. I'm like, we ain't doing no free. I said,
this is a door deal. We get money off the door. Hey,
(27:58):
you can come to the toy Drive for free.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
I don't even go for free.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You come to the tour drive for free. Hey, if
you toy drive for free, I ain't even tell them,
Jeff to date this year. There you go, Hey, are
you really doing the Toy Drive again? Okay, so here's
the deal.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
He'll tell me to day because I was gonna ask
you this anyway, I'm not gonna be there. I'm about
to put it together. I'm gonna let Dwayne run it
because I gotta the day, the only day that I
can have the toy drive. I gotta get my coldon
Naskomy the next day.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh you got Oh you gotta prep. You gotta prep.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Ah. So you know I don't want to be in
the club. Yeah, I want to be at the club,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
So, Ken, that's.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Gonna be three gifts from the Dollar Store from comedians.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Hey man, Hey, as long as they bring the three gifts,
that's all.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm grateful for what days is. So we can't put
that together promote.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
It's gonna be the seventeenth, I hope sixteenth or seventeen.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Got a Wednesday? Yes, a Wednesday? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, yeah, So I'm gona here Chris up tomorrow till
I'm gonna go ahead and take it. But yeah, man,
I'm I'm if I ain't on that to it.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
But all you do is drink chalk.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Thats all? Yeah? But that clear out though, Jeff, you
be duke in bro. What did that make it? What
did they give you?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
The box? The Coligard Holar Guard. I did that and
what they come out inconclusive?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Now they say had blood in my stool. Oh there
you go. They gotta go in now that Now I gotta.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
But I also get disability for for the Gird, So
I gotta get Colon Nazis more than everybody else. That's
funny the Gird. Hey man, y'all, don't go anywhere. We'll
be right back for more great anatomy right on Real Last.
Ye welcome back everybody. You are still rocking with Real
(29:58):
Last on Real Radio one on four point one. I'm
your host, James John and Studio with Ken Miller aka
at This Daylight Savings Time with Jeff the Batman coffin bro.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
But I don't to mind everybody real quick.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
If y'all not following us, I need y'all to go
to Instagram, Facebook, please like, follow and share all this hilarity. Man.
We get to do some really cool things and we
want to share that stuff with you, and we can't
do it if you don't follow us on social media.
So please go do that real quick, Ken, Before you
tell us what you got for us, I just want
to break down effective I did get to go to
Reno by the way, and yeah, yeah, we we glossed
(30:33):
all over your trip. All right, you're like, left this
sound great this weekend, we'd have glossed all over that
Jay's missed this anniversary versary to be you gotta really
be doing something special mischell anniversary, Yes, be Jazzy.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
It ain't special.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
It's a good And if you know my wife, you
know I had to get real paid to go leave.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Her to what kind of are you getting?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Royal crib in money?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay, not exactly all Caribbean, but it was not Carnival,
I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, yeah, because I get that gig for James one year.
It's it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.
It's a bag but not it's a mark Jacob. It
ain't a coach.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah yeah, it's a little bitt it's a big batt
Hey man, hey man, it's killing me the hand with.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Different you know what I'm talking about? Man, oh man,
that was so stupid, bro.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
But no, I don't really tonight. But yeah, I got
to go to Reno. Never been a Reno before.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
It's basically small Vegas like.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You don't think so, No, No, it's it's like they
have casinos. But it's like somebody goes, hey, we have
an idea, maybe we want to start some thing, and
then they stopped. They're like three hotels or four hotels.
I'm gonna tell ves No, it's not Vegas.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
What I mean by that is it's a place you
can go and legally gamble. Where they sent me was
pepper Mill. I don't know if you have been to
pepper fil A Reno absolutely beautiful. That place was gorgeous.
Bro I had it looked like three of my houses.
In my room, like I had unnecessary things in my
room that I never gonna use.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
They got a steam bath in my shower, like a steam.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Bro Nah, a steam bath that just topped steam that
rises up.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm like, no, I gotta wash my ass.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
The relax that's a.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Relax. Why is that relaxing? Jeff?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
To sit and steam iin't. I guess I don't know
how to do it. They had a bidet, which which which.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Well well, because I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
But I'll tell you what. I didn't know how to
get it warm.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
The bedet that's like it was too hot.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I had to turn it off.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I'm not a guy that's easily like I guess freaked out.
I'm not freaked out, but I don't think I would
enjoy the bidet experience.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I'm just gonna say that that's not for me.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
But hey, anybody out there who'll be dating it up, Hey,
shout out to you.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You see I would pay to see you try to
figure it out. No, thank you to be the best
company movie ever.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Day was looking at this saying do you sit this
way or you sit that way?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
He wouldn't know what you broke.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I already got a high voice for a dude.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
If I use a bidet, let's go go a couple
of octaves like when you.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Getting that once? My No, I don't want none of that.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Man like Michelle, been to the dark side. Okay, nah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Not doing it, but but I will say I did
comedy for cops, and I want to say this man,
my mom was a cop. And now look, I'm I'm
the guy that watches all those videos. You know, the
video talking about Jeff. I know my rights videos and
I and I see them put cops in such a
bad light. There are some bad cops out there, but
I got to tell y'all, there was two hundred police
officers in that that.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Convention.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I did nothing but the kindest, nicest guys who just
wanted to come out and have a good time, because
what they do is homicide every single day.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
They see people on their worst days.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
As they're saying, but nothing but the kindest, most gentlest
people I've ever got to hang around.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And I will say this, nobody drinks like ex military.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
All a nobody drinks.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
They had a room that just had the beer and liquor,
and they had a hotel room that they made into
the beer liquor.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
They call it.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
They call it what they call it hospitality suite. Bro,
like what they kept drinking so much. Here's the thing, though,
these guys, they must be like veteran drinkers.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You haven't seen people just constantly drink. And they don't
look like they faded at all.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
They're not they'd they're not stumbling, bro.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
And they kept going.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I had tell the cops I cannot drink anymore, and
the cops was like, shut the hell up and keep drinking,
like bro. It was insane the amount that ex military
and cops can drink.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Bro, I don't know how they do it, But they
do it. Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Man, I did it, and I could have stayed it
extra day, yes, but I didn't because I had to
get back. But if I would have stayed the extra
day and I had like an early early fight, if
I could have stayed there extra day, I would have
been wasted. Bro, Bro, I would have been wasted. But
I don't like flying hungover. Oh yeah, that's bad. Hungover Fridays. Yeah,
(35:37):
that's not good. But here's the thing about us, man.
All the people that you know, we were going through
the shutdown at that time, and that's when they were like, hey,
starting Friday, that's when I was flying back. That's when
they made the announcement, we may be canceling flights, so
please check your app every five minutes.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Bro. We were all two hundred people were.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
On their app like like at the same time, looking
at their phone to make sure that we can all
get home, bro, Because I was like, hey, I might
have to stay here another day or something. I ain't
gonna have no liver, but yeah I can't. At least
I'm gonna have a place to stay. So yeah, I'm
so glad that messes over Because I was like, bro,
we got to fly doing what we do is comedians.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
So I'm so glad knock on wood it's over.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, I'm with you, man, Cause, like I said, I
cancel the gig.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I canceled the gig, befo.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I even got another gig just for the whole fact
that I'm like, man, I don't want to be stranded
in San Antonio. Like, nah, I ain't got no PTO.
I you know what I'm saying. We have to pay
for a room. I was just And then the day
we canceled on everything, I love bro.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
The day we canceled.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Two days later, they was like, yeah, man, we opened
back up. I was like God, But it still was
a blessing for me because I still got you know
what I mean. Yeah, because people don't notice about us
comedians when we go do a trip. Like you said, Hey, man,
I got my pay so I've already calculated my budget
in my head.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
What I'm not gonna spend.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
We play a little game called and is less the
least amount of money I have to when I'm getting
paid to go do this gig. Like when you go
to Reno, you laying and there are slot machines in
the airport.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
There's not ever everywhere gamble in the don't.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Ever airport in the airport.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I never gamble, period, That's my rule. I don't gamble.
If I go do a casino gig. They had the
first people to tell you, Hey, you want to cash
that check, we'll do it for you. Come on and
catch that check. They want you to gamble, Niggs. I
never give them a penny back. I never give the
house back they money.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
That's just me. I never gamble, bro.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
I'll say the same thing every time I check in.
I go, I'm here to pay your electric bill. Damn
you already say it, Jim.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
You're like me, and they lie.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
I'm not even coming in thinking I'm a winner.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Not me. I slot.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I do some slots, man, but it's like something small
dollars and some slots and have a little fun and
say that I did it.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
But other than that, Nah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Doing no blackjack, noa I'm not doing no roulette.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
None of that's high steaks, poker. Nah, I'm good. I can't.
But every time I do a buffet, so I'm too.
That's what I'm gonna do, man.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I don't trust uncovered food anymore. You should want nasty.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
You should, they really are, bro. You should. Years years
we've been eating nasty.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
One hundred percent, and thanks for Jeff. For years we've
been eating at buffets. But one buffet is disappearing though Vegas.
When I was growing up, Chinese buffet was everywhere, y'all.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Literally, When I was ask.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Because the fat people, haven't you seen on the internet?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
What were people out of Chinese buffets?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Have you seen them?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
The guy goes, I got kicked.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Under this young. Why you are four hundred pounds out?
Get out of them? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
If I seen family at a buffe out there?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I want to say this because nobody talks about their
side of it.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
They come in and imagine that.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
You go, we got a.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Buffet ten dollars, We got to compete.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
You see a family come in of like dunk trucks
and you're going, oh, we're gonna be broke tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
What the family walk in? They got mac written across this.
Somebodys walk in. No, I ain't gonna lie to you,
island bro.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I seen some people go in at a buff fet
and I'm like, damn and.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Then triple plated. They got to think domino arms. It's
like they're taking food away from the table.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Ken had a buffet set up at his wedding, and
I saw people going crazy because Ken had a potato bar.
That potato bar. To this day, my wife Kimmer, we
ain't see that thing. Bro's still mad.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
To this day. We paid all that money and then
that lady.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
To this day, Bro, you know, I've never ever been
to a Chinese buffet what Chinese military basis. And I
was never a fan of Chinese food like that. I love,
not not till recently, not till I started working downtown.
I eat it such a wine, like two times a week.
I was not a fan of Chinese food like that, Bro.
(39:57):
I just was when I was going up. When I
was in high school. Let's say in the nineties, Chinese buffets,
especially in Florida were everywhere, Like every corner had a
Chinese buffet.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
But now they're gone.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Now that okay, wow, you know what, that's a.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Different dude, Walsh. No, no, no, I'm telling you. The
ten minute thing is so true. But I wouldn't have picked
my lunch and that they do. I had pepper steak
fried rice today. I had Chinese food today. It was good,
wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I was so god? I love such a while. I
go pick my food up. Now a dude order. He
ordered order wings.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Fried rice, beefrom broccoli fried rice, edg row two extra
orders of fried rice, and general sol fried rice. That
lady said, ten minutes. I bust out laughing. That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I bust out laughing. I don't think they know that.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
That that's the that's the that's the running joke that
ten everything, ten minutes minute everything. That dude ordered seventy
five dollars her food. She said ten minutes and been
along the wait ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Jeff, She trying to get off the funk. She said,
you pay, you pay when you get here. You pay,
you pay when you get here. He was like, yes, okay,
ten minutes, you pay when.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
You get here. Okay, click man. I was like, they
efficient back there they are. They don't be playing in there,
says Ken tells.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Me all the time.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
He goes, yeah, we're gonna do dinner, We're gonna do lunch.
I said, all right, we'll do lunch. Ken liar. He
lies to me every week.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I promise you it's not me. It's not me.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I don't have a set lunch time like today with answer. Today,
I had a five hour I w at a mall
being down five hours. When I got dealt with the call,
it was four o'clock and I had to take my
lunch from four to five clock back in to get
off work.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Have to be like he's curing cancer.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Bro, all go to the mall. Go to the mall
and yo and yo and the and it did not working.
You trying to work. It is the money. Bring the
headset with this moonium. It works without the Internet in.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
The I'm just saying you can bring out heads with
them now.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's cool. I know where your building is. That's true.
Shut the ind of that down.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
You think I use your internet?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
That internet that bro? Trust me? You use granted, pugged
the trust, trust me in.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
You used to go down before I go down.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
You know what I say.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
You're in this granted all them granted, granted, got bro granted,
got granted, got ninety.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Five percent of the Internet for companies in this country. Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, I don't know how we pulled that off. I know,
I don't know know we pulled it out. I know
what brother that.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Was Rotatement got their license.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
So yeah, yeah, we ain't got affrotatement Internet. They'll set down.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Hey, Jeff, I'll not be asking you because we got we.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Got a bunch of companies, and some of them I
can't even say we got one company.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'm working at Internet. I was like, wait, we got
Domino's Pizza. That's what I said. We got every bruh,
we got everybody.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Dog I got you, though, Jeff about to go in
tomorrow the Internet cut off. Y'all funny, Hey, lieve it
or not, man, daddy, we are pretty much damned out
of town.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
We got about a minute left. We've been having so
much fun tonight.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Man, I want to thank mister kid Miller and Jeff
the Batman calling for being in the house. Where are
you fellas doing this weekend? I got nothing going on.
I'm home for man.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I'm gonna be a Snappers man a Palm Harbor.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Snappers Palm Harbor one of my favorite clubs. This weekend,
also too, coming up should be my think my comedy
anniversary this weekend? Oh really okay, ken, but think so?
Maybe it's next week. I can't remember my anniversary that
I don't even care because I don't care anymore.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yes, I don't give a damn any I don't remember
when I started. I have no idea, but I know
it's a two thousand and one. That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I got married at here two And Jeff, what you
got going on Saturday? Man?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I got my shirt.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
I want you to know something that I am in
v e g A.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
This weekend Vegas.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
For those I thought you said, B I thought you said.
I'm like, say, hey, James, pull of Chris Alexander, Like
what smell you're talking about Willis Show. I don't what
I thought he said, b e g Hey, Hey James,
Hey McGuinn, Jane. Jeff said, I d you know what,
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down the whole house. She got a whole car.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Wipe me down, Jeff, what you're doing in Vegas?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
I am taking a break?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Good man, good I've taken I found out I worked
twenty nine in the last thirty one nights and I'm like,
I need a break.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
You're gonna burn out for you gotta get get it. Hey,
you know what we were winning.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I kicked the crap out of out, out of the
out of this insurance company. The other day I was
so happy about it. I'll tell you, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
We'll talk about it, but hey, get some recks.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Thank y'all so much for listening to us on Realize
World Radio one or four point one on Behalf of Myself.
It's James John ken Miller aka F the Daylight Saving
this Time and our official sponsor mister Jeff the Batman Coffman.
We will see y'all tomorrow. Y'all be easy out there
and stay black.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Can tell them what to.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Do, take your ass to bed, and most of our
listeners stay white.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
True
What's up everybody, and thank you you have just tuned
into Real Last on Real Radio one on four point one.
I am your host tonight. I am James thirty two
years yawn, that's right. I've been married to my baby
for thirty two years as of November seventh. Man, I
just want to say shout out to you, Michelle. I
love you so much. This show is dedicated to you
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and what we call Mortgage also joined me in virtual studio,
my good friends, my brothers.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
In comedy, if you will.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
First off, the man we regard as the godfather of
Orlando comedy, but today he is f Daylight savings.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Kim Miller in the building. What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ken Son? It was dark at two o'clock? What's going on?
I saw me and somebody said, hey, man, how we
go How we go back one hour and lose four
hours of a day? Like somebody lying, somebody lying? Let
you find out that somebody lying.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Somebody is lying. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's stupid, dark dog. It don't make no sense. Man,
It is really dark out here right now. I'm not
It's really weird.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Man. My body don't know what what to do with
itself right now. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't know because I'm older and I'm paying more
attention to it now.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't remember it getting this darkness early. Never.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Never, man, I'm telling you, bro, were about to be
like Krypton.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
This hey, this thing about to explode. Bro. Hey man,
somebody put that baby in his seat and gonna send him.
That's why Elon is sitting all the rockets us.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
They're trying to leave us. Hey, Jeff, Jeff about to
be on the rocket. Jeff one of the one percent. Bro,
I passed funny, Yes, buddy, he is talking about the
man who's not only a comedian with us, he's a
comic book creator, geek like me, but he's also the
official sponsor of real laps from the law offices of
Kaufman and Lynnell, your personal injury attorneys. They've been representing
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winning for the good people of Roorlando for over twenty years.
Jeff Kaufman got a seat to leave us behind and
go to the new white Frontier.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, that said you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Elon has setting it all up.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I see Ken. You wanna comfort the conspiracy? Yeah tell you. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Every business he has is about living comfortably on Mars.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Looking up.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Look, we're going to Mars. Hey, I'm gonna bring it back.
I don't know about We ain't no black people on Mars.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, even Trump any money?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
No dang. All right, man, we're gonna see, We're gonna see.
I will be there.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Also want to say the Mans, the legend himself, the
guy who helped start all this hilarity over nine years ago.
I'm talking about my partner in crime, mister Miguel Plogne Junior.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What's going on? Man? Man?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
They gonna send you and Ken to East Mars.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Sorry, yeah whatever, Like yo, East Mar's gotta save a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah yeah, this place is like no.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
East Mars got all the businesses to shut down in
normal Earth like the.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Dog circuin cities.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Oh, y'all have fun on Mars and East Mars. I'm
staying here. I'm turning this into a spirit Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Planet.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's funny, man, that's funny man. First off, before we
start off, man, I do want to say Ken Miller
and Jeff y'all both had some really cool gigs over
the past weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I just want to say salute to you.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Were going to start with Jeff who last week we
had mister George Wallace on comedic legend, and he invited
you to come open for him.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Jeff, I heard you guys had a blast. Man.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Tell me how it was open up for such a
legend like that. Man, Let's be straight with that. One
best comedian experience of my life. Okay, experience my life?
Get okay for that gentleman.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
He had all of his When I say, you sit
there and talk to him, he's got his yellow pat out,
he's still writing stuff up, I mean, and he works
with you. He watches your set, he goes out and
looks at everything you're doing.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
And he filled that room three hundred people, three hundred people,
three hundred people. That audience was ready to go. And
you know I listened to Ken. No new jokes yet,
no new jokes.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do the dance that got you invited to the prom?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
That's right, told man, I said, George. Ken told me
I hadn't a lot of new jokes. He goes, don't
we do? He was He was good and I loved it.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
And the only thing I was sad about is I
didn't get to see Ken work, Doctor Phillips.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's the only thing I was sad about.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And we will talk about that too. I'm so happy
for you, Jeff that you got to open for Doorsball.
What a kind gentleman by the way. They just just
down to earth, so funny and just. He actually wrote
me after the first night and said, you guys did
a great job. Man, So I wanted to pass that
on to you, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
He didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I want you to know something. This is the kind
of guy he is. He's a business guy. He doesn't
just show up. He's he's generous, he's kind, he's open.
Everything he did I didn't expect from somebody like him.
Somebody legs credentials. He I'll remember him forever.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He was that good man.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And also we had another special guest on last week
when I was supposed to be on my anniversary trip,
but I popped in because I just wanted to say hey,
because I'm such a fan in of this dude. We
had Ali Sudika on The show Man and it was
really cool because Ken got to open up for him
in two different venues. Right Ken, Yeah, brother dog, Hey man,
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let me tell y'all something.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Talk to us. I was sweat and nervous.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I was a little nervous I was super nervous, super
duper nervous, because you know, when you first worked with
somebody like that, I don't know their audience.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know what I mean? Like that.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I was trying to explain to my wife because she's like,
you weren't right there with Russell, So I was. But
once I've been working with Russell for two years now,
I know his audience.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I didn't know what to expect. What come my nerves? Doc?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know Doc always sit up front, him and his wife.
Doc was front row, first person I saw, and he
jumped up. He said, boy, you made it all my nerves.
Come on my nerves. Bro, and I did to say,
I murt bro, and I looked at doctors white By,
I said, I love y'all. Walked off stage. Come on, man,
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but let me tell you something Tampa. If you have
never done the Stress in Tampa, it is now become
It is my favorite venue that I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Standing. Oh wow, that means a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Dog Okay, Now, first of all, you know, Tampa one
of my favorite comedy cities. People hate me for saying
that Tampa is one of my favorite comedy cities. This
Strass was four thousand people it was so good. I
had to keep I had to really stop and let
them the laugh stop because because they let you know,
I was stepping because I was a little nervous, and
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Sean was like, hey, slow down, enunciate, you cut it
because I was supposed to through fifteen. I did fourteen
thirty in Orlando because I just didn't time and write
got Tampa. I was fifteen on the dot every joke.
But it was so good, Like I had to cut
some of the set out. They were laughing so hardbor was.
It was phenomenal. Man Doald, Hey, man, you know I'm
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retiring at the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
But I.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Tell y'all right now, man, I'm going out. I'm going
out halfy on top.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And that is such an awesome experience because just like
George Wallace, who happens to know Aliidi, Alid is one
of the most humble, down to earth people I've ever
met in my life and so smart too. But his
life experiences are so interesting that when he tells a
story about what he went through, man, this dude's what done?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
How many specials? Now? Doll fourteen?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Good god, fourteen specials and the and the especial is
just a story.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
A story. It's one story, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's not like he's doing a joke like he said
on the show, James, you would.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He don't do bits. No, he does stories, bro.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
And when I tell you, dude, it was just like, Man,
I'm just sitting back there just watching. Like has to
be the best contemporary storyteller about all comedians, right.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I say he is.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
They say Bill Cosby, But I don't know of our generation,
any generation we get on this. Yeah, we had an
argument about that on the show. I think he's better
than Bill Cosby, so.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I will listen. You know, we've heard everything that Bill
Cosby has done.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Bill Cosby has set the bar at a certain level,
but Ali, I think went hit that bar and even
raised it. I can sit and watch that man talk
for hours and be thoroughly entertained. When I love the
stories about the fish out of water, stories about his
son going back to the good Yo, that's some of
the funniest content I've ever heard in my life. Ken,
I love hearing that man tell stories. I mean, I'm amazing,
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and what he does, man, it is, it's it's crazy,
man like, And we were talking about how to how
he memorizes it. He was like, it's my life life. Yeah,
what I'm saying, it's my life. You can't. It's like
a bit, you know, like a bit like like I
have to leave Ali today at work. I wrote three
new jokes, but their bits like his.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
His is like not your style.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
His is his is he sits down and he tells
a long a story.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
But you have to be good to do that. Not good,
You gotta be great because.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You can sit there, tell a story and if it
ain't funny, you just up there talking.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And we ladies, ladies, yo yo, this this Jersey Yo,
Jersey chill bro. Before my internet cuts off, ladies.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Were talking about this. I'm one of those comments, not
even comments. I'm an audience member. I hate when I
see people sit down on a stool because it's not
it's it don't there's no payoff when they do it normally,
they're not funnier when they sit down. That dude can
sit down. He run on a stool, he said, in
a regular chair.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
He sat at my table at the table is he
eating the wings in the middle of his set.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I looked over he was gone, and he was like Hey,
if I order some wings, could y'all get down on
the drums. I want the flat up on stage. He said, Yeah.
I looked up and he was.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
There, Dog, And he's meticulous, like we had to be
there for sound check or too. I had to work
my go out there, cam Miller, come back out do
his part. The music kept messing up. He's like, hey,
I don't like the music. I don't like Hey, the
music that gain right? Run it again. The music ain't
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right because you know he's setting up for his special so.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It has to be the way he wants it every time.
Bro and the other good thing and Russell does the
same thing. You eat what he eat.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So i'd have got some deal. I'd have got some
deal Frisco. I'd have got some rude Chris. I'd have
had some Eddy V. And at first, you know me,
I'm like, man, I don't want to order off that
side of the menu.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
The manager was like, Dog, if you don't get you
something to eat, I said, Man, don't give me that
that ninety six ounce?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, what's that called? Miguel from that movie with John.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
The Big The Great Outdoors? You Great Outdoors?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What's that state called though ninety six or something ninety
six or something like that.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Bro his grizzled for.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
A sight of like some gift certificates. And if you, Jeff,
have you ever heard Jameson's George Wallace hamburger story?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh ye different, yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
George Wallace, we was doing a club that shall not
be named in Naples.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
It rhymes with off the Hook.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And we were doing that club together and the manager
said that feature acts opening acts, they can only order
a hamburger or a flatbread pizza, do not order anything else.
George Wallace heard him tell me that, and he stopped.
The manager said, ah no, let me.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Tell you something. Goddamn it, that boy, go order a steak.
And I said, to get order a steak, all right, James,
shut up, order a state.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I said, okay, miss Wallace, and I ate a steak.
That dude did not have to do that. But he
would not let them treat me any differently because I
wasn't him. He made sure that I got to be
treated like an actual comedian.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I can order whatever I wanted. George Robins said, James.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
I'm gonna tell him what I told him at that
Walgreens in Greenville in nineteen sixty three. I'm gonna eat
what I wanna eat where I wanna eat it, and you,
that German shepherd and that fire hose can kiss my ass.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
On the day beguil, I was looking at the picture
of the city is at.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Woolworth in Greensboro. I think, is that George? Why the city?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I literally saw him in a picture where he walked
up to doctor King. He said, hey, little boy, what
you doing walking on the street with his brush.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I was trying to get to work.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh man, God bless her.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We have time before the break.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
We have forty seconds. Yeah, we got forty seconds.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Let me hold us, Let me hold us because this
was funny, Okay, gooding something happy that George like looked
at him like they were insane, and.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I was dying. And I got something too. I got
something for young comics.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Cold came up to me at the at the show
in Tampa and was asking me all kinds of questions
and I was just sitting there, like, we'll talk about
it when we come back.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
We got back. I was just like, bro and I
was cool with it. But I was trying to meet
and greet you talk to everybody else. He's got me captured.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
But he was asking me all these questions and I'm
just like, hey, this is the wrong time for you.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
To be hit me up on social media. Man. I said,
you didn't buy.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Enough T shirts to take be wasting my time.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
It's a back of flower Leave me alone. Okay, guys,
don't go nowhere. We'll be right back. More hilarity on
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to Real Laugh on Real Radio one or four points one.
I'm your host, mister James John I'm join the studio
mister Ken Miller aka f this Daylight Saving Time Jeff
to Batman, Kaufman and of course Miguel Cologne. Don't for
to get about the future the junior because he knows
who his daddy is. Now, we were just talking about
the fact that Ken Miller was at the Strats Center
in Tampa during the show up mister Ali Sadik murdered.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It killed It had a great set.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
So afterwards you're meeting in greeting Ken, and a young
comic expiring to be like you came up to you
and he wanted it, ask.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You what bro it was so like. He comes up
to me and said, Yo, how you becoming that funny?
That's funny? I said, you know, I was a funny kid.
You know I worked at it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Mike's uh so so so so you work clubs?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah? How you do that?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I said, you know, just time, working mic and getting better. Okay,
So like so so, so how did you meet Ali
sad Like? I met him like eight years ago at
the club. So how did you get how you get
to go on the road with him? I said, you know,
I was funny. He took me in the road with him.
All right, so you worked the improv?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah? So how do you work the improv? I said?
I said, I said, my man, are you a comic? Hey?
He said yeah, James, he said yes. I said, are
you funny? He said no? Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I said, I'm gonna stop you right there. I said,
do you go to Mike's?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I said, well that's your that's your problem. I said,
you need to be micing every night. Well, they ain't
that much Mike's anyway, didn't go find them.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I said, you need to mic every man, you're going
to work every night.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I said, now here's my social media follow me and
I said, next year, November seventeenth, next year we can
have this conversation. But you I wanted to see you
micing for a whole year, but you trying to go
get some stage time with Alis.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
A D And you don't even think that you're funny. Why? What?
Why are we having this conversation? What you doing that's like, bro,
no sense.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
It was so it was the whole and I mean
like he was like, right here, and I'm trying to
do the meet and greet. You know, I'm not selling
no merch. I'm just outside meeting people. You know what
I'm saying, saying hey to people. You know my favorite
thing about the show.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And I missed.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I missed like a couple hundred people because he wouldn't.
I'm like wow, and he not even understanding I'm trying
to talk to people.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
He's like he's trying to get his time.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
So I was like, look, man, you got you got
to learn that trick.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I learned out of comic book conventions. People want to
come up. I'm selling books and they want advice. For
forty five minutes, I said, hey, get to me after
the show.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Got me this. I said, I gotta do.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I gotta do this thing right here.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Eventually Jeff I was like, hey man, hick up associoot
and I think his girlfriend or mom somebody popped up
and was It was like he was like, oh, this
is who I was waiting for. I said, right man,
we'll have a good night. And then I turned to
somebody else really crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Jesu us man good lord.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
But when he said he wasn't funny, bro I Man,
I was cackling.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Bro. I was like, it reminded me of Saint Louis bro.
I was cackling. It's a joke. Oh my god, that's
funny as hell. Man.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
But I'm glad y'all got to experience that man that
is amazing, hopefully and want some more dates with him
across the country.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Can that'd be awesome?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Man? Yeah, I think he books.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
He does by stage, Like, yeah, he'll find somebody like
he's coming back to Florida in a couple of months.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Maybe he'll hit me up.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
But but you know, with me, you know, I earned
my lesson with him last time.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I ain't really bother them. You know.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
The first night we did go to Corona, we end
up going to Corona late, and then Saturday, I went
in the green room and said bye, I took my picture.
Then me and my wife went got to drink and
went back to the room with the bed because I
was beyond exhausted, but I was so happy, said I
didn't Jeff, I let you get to your thiry next
I didn't I ain't gonna see the name of it.
So I didn't go to the other gig I had
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out of the state out, you know, in another state.
I canceled that gig because of the whole flight situation,
and I wasn't getting paid for it, so I stayed home.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Your Lord advises to you to stay whole because you
just stayed hold for the flight situation.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I stayed home for the flight situation. Hey, one of
my friends text me. One of my battles and James,
we called them our battle buddies in the military. So
one of my battles that lives in this state hit
me up, was like, Yo, I'm glad you didn't come.
It was twelve people at the show, and eight of
them I brung. It was the worst show I've ever
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been to in my life. Two people guy was got
into a fight with the comic. They got shied out,
and she was like, I'm happy. I'm so happy you
didn't come to the show.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm happy too, brother.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
And then the crazy thing is Sean was happy I
got the gig, but you know, my wife liked to travel,
so she was like sad she didn't get to go
to Texas. And then Once I sent her that text,
she was like, well, yeah, I'm glad I told you
to stay. Wow, she said, man, I told you to
stay because dang, can't you really wanted to go to
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Texas bad That's wow, that's wild because I've never been
to Texas and State. I've been there to do a
show and then I'm right out. I never got the
same show.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I did my medical training in Texas, I did.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I was in San Antonio, Texas for about four months.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Then it was great. What was Fort sam Houston.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
For Saint Houston is where you do your medical know.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That's where I wanted to go. Yeah, I wanted to go,
but I in.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
The middle of summer.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I didn't look that much.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Hey, I wanted to go to was Sam Houston because
there's no lie when I was going through the recruiter.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You know, that's the medical thing.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So that's where all the women at that base has
more women than any army base on the planet, and
I wanted to go to sam Houston. Nurses, I want
to go to sam Houston, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
But I wasbatmetic. That was a little different.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But you know, I saved myself for Sean pretty much.
You know what, you know what that's that's a that's
a real.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
But James did. Was it San Antonio or the police.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Thing the police things Southeast Homicide Investigation Association. Yea, it
was a San Antonio, but it was somewhat different this
year though. We went to Reno this year, you know, okay,
it went to Reno Mars East. Just hey, tentacles up.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yeah, you gotta I tell you man, you you guys
spoiled me, but you trained me at the same time.
You know, I've had a good I didn't have the
you know, I never had to look out in an
audience that I might not understand.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I turned out there.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I was thinking about this audience, and I mean church
let out, That's what this audience was.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
That's funny. Black shirt, black shirt let out, and they.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Were dressed like Black Church. The whole front row was
old black Church.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
And I walked up to that set and I was
thinking to myself. I said, all right, let's see how
you're gonna fly today. And the first joke that came
out of my mouth was a Miguel joke. I don't
even know where it came from. That joke Miguel makes
about all the shades of white. But I flipped it
and I said, man, they a single shade of white
in this place.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Hell no.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
And it was like, all right, we good and best
audience I ever had, you know. So I think you
gotta sometimes you gotta, like, you know, to yourself, go hey, listen,
just do your best, do what you gotta do, and
take care.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Don't do nothing new. That's great advice.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Here's the best part about this.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Don't do nothing.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
This is the most racist part of the night.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Okay, We're in trying to order food, and you know,
I told you George showed up a little late.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
So George goes, hey, what can I order?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
They go anything but the fried chicken. George goes, why
can't I order.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
The fried chicken?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I don't want And it was this white dude.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
It was Joshua, and Joshua's looking at him tried, you know,
and Joshua's well, mister Wallace, we sold out of all
the fried chicken.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
God.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
George goes, we have three.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Hundred black people here. Somebody didn't think about ordered more chicken.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Funny broh dying bring me the person in charge of
ordered chicken here?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Bring him in his room right now. Let me talk
to him. Man. I was.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I was sitting there representing every white person in America
just looking at him.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Going, I didn't do it. It's funny.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
It's funny, jip, because I know the GM is a
good friend of ours, and this is not is she
ain't racist.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Just understand the y'all.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
But when this urban weekend, she she racking up on wings.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You know what I mean? Like she know what we
order it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
And I would take the blame for the fried chicken
because I was there Wednesday and I ordered four.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Fried chickens to go. I was drunk.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I woke up the next morning. Bro, I opened the fridge.
I say, we are who ordered all this food?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Christ up says yo. She said, oh you were so
drunk last night.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I said, you let me go home with four orders
of fried chi that's sixteen pieces of chickens.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Doing this again. You're gonna eat it?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I hate all that chicken. Yeah, chicken gone. It sat
there like watching game up that chicken gone.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Look at the French called Chris Alexander. I got your breakfast.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I got all that chicken. Bro. Hey, dog. Hey, man,
that's funny. Bro.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, man, Yeah, you gotta have it. You gotta know
your audience. You gotta know who gonna be there to eat,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And that's not a racist date.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
That's not when we go to When we go to
clubs like that, we ordered wings, we order and what else.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
When it comes to liquor, what do you have to
order more of? Bro, it's gonna be more.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Brown brown brown baby, Come on, yeah, ain't nobody.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
That's not a racist thing. Just what we do, not
vodka brown.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
We're boxing out the zema that's always saying no, no, no, why.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It ain't Racist's true. It's gonna be here. It's gonna
be a Hennessy night.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Hey, and run out if you want to, Okay, club man,
I don't know. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Hennessy is ninety five percent alcohol, five percent anger. I
don't know what it is and not drinking Hennessy back
in my military day, always ready to fight. I don't
know what it is in Hennessy to make you be
like I got to whoop somebody ass tonight. He not
if I said alcohol five percent.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Colonizer, you just.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Henson got five percent ass whooping in. I don't know
what it is about Hennessy that when you drinking, you're like, man,
I can beat that dude up. Bro, that's Mike Tyson.
I don't care who it is. I don't care who
his little voice. I don't care about his ass. Me
you get another shot yo.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Back then.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
What I really loved about that evening is Amy. You
know Amy, Amy are frequent. You know she she pretty white.
She gets up from the therapist jokes, and she looked
down and saw all the all those church going people
in front of her and tried to get him into
some of her stuff. And they looked back at her
with their turned heads, like, oh, Amy, you got to
stay away from that joke.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
And it was from the pillow Fort pod.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
She did a great job.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
And I want you to know something she does what
a lot of comedy comics don't do. She promotes, she
had videos done, she had flyers. Oh, she was great,
and she was great to work for.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And him Sack, mister Wallace sent me her flyer saying,
look what this girl did. Like he was like really
happy and like like like the fact that somebody he
asked to work on him went the extra mile. And
promoted the show. So yeah, man shout out to her
shout out, because because I wouldn't have did it, I ain't.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Promote nobody showed it. I ain't the hell out of all.
I was like, you promote Ali. I'm like, he's almost
sold out, sold out? Yeah, don't you don't need my
little whack ass promotion.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Hey, guys, Ali, Ken Miller and who pooed?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Hey, No, this is real talk, Jeff. Main reason if.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
It's somebody super big, I won't promote because I already
know they about to be in my DM for free tickets.
Yeah I already know, bro, I said, the amount of
freak people that hit me up for tickets for ARM
it's wicks. I'm like, we ain't doing no free. I said,
this is a door deal. We get money off the door. Hey,
(27:58):
you can come to the toy Drive for free.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
I don't even go for free.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You come to the tour drive for free. Hey, if
you toy drive for free, I ain't even tell them,
Jeff to date this year. There you go, Hey, are
you really doing the Toy Drive again? Okay, so here's
the deal.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
He'll tell me to day because I was gonna ask
you this anyway, I'm not gonna be there. I'm about
to put it together. I'm gonna let Dwayne run it
because I gotta the day, the only day that I
can have the toy drive. I gotta get my coldon
Naskomy the next day.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh you got Oh you gotta prep. You gotta prep.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Ah. So you know I don't want to be in
the club. Yeah, I want to be at the club,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
So, Ken, that's.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Gonna be three gifts from the Dollar Store from comedians.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Hey man, Hey, as long as they bring the three gifts,
that's all.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm grateful for what days is. So we can't put
that together promote.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
It's gonna be the seventeenth, I hope sixteenth or seventeen.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Got a Wednesday? Yes, a Wednesday? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, yeah, So I'm gona here Chris up tomorrow till
I'm gonna go ahead and take it. But yeah, man,
I'm I'm if I ain't on that to it.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
But all you do is drink chalk.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Thats all? Yeah? But that clear out though, Jeff, you
be duke in bro. What did that make it? What
did they give you?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
The box? The Coligard Holar Guard. I did that and
what they come out inconclusive?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Now they say had blood in my stool. Oh there
you go. They gotta go in now that Now I gotta.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
But I also get disability for for the Gird, So
I gotta get Colon Nazis more than everybody else. That's
funny the Gird. Hey man, y'all, don't go anywhere. We'll
be right back for more great anatomy right on Real Last.
Ye welcome back everybody. You are still rocking with Real
(29:58):
Last on Real Radio one on four point one. I'm
your host, James John and Studio with Ken Miller aka
at This Daylight Savings Time with Jeff the Batman coffin bro.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
But I don't to mind everybody real quick.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
If y'all not following us, I need y'all to go
to Instagram, Facebook, please like, follow and share all this hilarity. Man.
We get to do some really cool things and we
want to share that stuff with you, and we can't
do it if you don't follow us on social media.
So please go do that real quick, Ken, Before you
tell us what you got for us, I just want
to break down effective I did get to go to
Reno by the way, and yeah, yeah, we we glossed
(30:33):
all over your trip. All right, you're like, left this
sound great this weekend, we'd have glossed all over that
Jay's missed this anniversary versary to be you gotta really
be doing something special mischell anniversary, Yes, be Jazzy.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
It ain't special.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
It's a good And if you know my wife, you
know I had to get real paid to go leave.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Her to what kind of are you getting?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Royal crib in money?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay, not exactly all Caribbean, but it was not Carnival,
I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, yeah, because I get that gig for James one year.
It's it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.
It's a bag but not it's a mark Jacob. It
ain't a coach.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah yeah, it's a little bitt it's a big batt
Hey man, hey man, it's killing me the hand with.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Different you know what I'm talking about? Man, oh man,
that was so stupid, bro.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
But no, I don't really tonight. But yeah, I got
to go to Reno. Never been a Reno before.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
It's basically small Vegas like.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You don't think so, No, No, it's it's like they
have casinos. But it's like somebody goes, hey, we have
an idea, maybe we want to start some thing, and
then they stopped. They're like three hotels or four hotels.
I'm gonna tell ves No, it's not Vegas.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
What I mean by that is it's a place you
can go and legally gamble. Where they sent me was
pepper Mill. I don't know if you have been to
pepper fil A Reno absolutely beautiful. That place was gorgeous.
Bro I had it looked like three of my houses.
In my room, like I had unnecessary things in my
room that I never gonna use.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
They got a steam bath in my shower, like a steam.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Bro Nah, a steam bath that just topped steam that
rises up.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm like, no, I gotta wash my ass.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
The relax that's a.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Relax. Why is that relaxing? Jeff?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
To sit and steam iin't. I guess I don't know
how to do it. They had a bidet, which which which.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Well well, because I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
But I'll tell you what. I didn't know how to
get it warm.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
The bedet that's like it was too hot.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I had to turn it off.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
No, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I'm not a guy that's easily like I guess freaked out.
I'm not freaked out, but I don't think I would
enjoy the bidet experience.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
I'm just gonna say that that's not for me.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
But hey, anybody out there who'll be dating it up, Hey,
shout out to you.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You see I would pay to see you try to
figure it out. No, thank you to be the best
company movie ever.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Day was looking at this saying do you sit this
way or you sit that way?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
He wouldn't know what you broke.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I already got a high voice for a dude.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
If I use a bidet, let's go go a couple
of octaves like when you.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Getting that once? My No, I don't want none of that.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Man like Michelle, been to the dark side. Okay, nah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Not doing it, but but I will say I did
comedy for cops, and I want to say this man,
my mom was a cop. And now look, I'm I'm
the guy that watches all those videos. You know, the
video talking about Jeff. I know my rights videos and
I and I see them put cops in such a
bad light. There are some bad cops out there, but
I got to tell y'all, there was two hundred police
officers in that that.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Convention.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I did nothing but the kindest, nicest guys who just
wanted to come out and have a good time, because
what they do is homicide every single day.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
They see people on their worst days.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
As they're saying, but nothing but the kindest, most gentlest
people I've ever got to hang around.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And I will say this, nobody drinks like ex military.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
All a nobody drinks.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
They had a room that just had the beer and liquor,
and they had a hotel room that they made into
the beer liquor.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
They call it.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
They call it what they call it hospitality suite. Bro,
like what they kept drinking so much. Here's the thing, though,
these guys, they must be like veteran drinkers.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You haven't seen people just constantly drink. And they don't
look like they faded at all.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
They're not they'd they're not stumbling, bro.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
And they kept going.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I had tell the cops I cannot drink anymore, and
the cops was like, shut the hell up and keep drinking,
like bro. It was insane the amount that ex military
and cops can drink.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Bro, I don't know how they do it, But they
do it. Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Man, I did it, and I could have stayed it
extra day, yes, but I didn't because I had to
get back. But if I would have stayed the extra
day and I had like an early early fight, if
I could have stayed there extra day, I would have
been wasted. Bro, Bro, I would have been wasted. But
I don't like flying hungover. Oh yeah, that's bad. Hungover Fridays. Yeah,
(35:37):
that's not good. But here's the thing about us, man.
All the people that you know, we were going through
the shutdown at that time, and that's when they were like, hey,
starting Friday, that's when I was flying back. That's when
they made the announcement, we may be canceling flights, so
please check your app every five minutes.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Bro. We were all two hundred people were.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
On their app like like at the same time, looking
at their phone to make sure that we can all
get home, bro, Because I was like, hey, I might
have to stay here another day or something. I ain't
gonna have no liver, but yeah I can't. At least
I'm gonna have a place to stay. So yeah, I'm
so glad that messes over Because I was like, bro,
we got to fly doing what we do is comedians.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
So I'm so glad knock on wood it's over.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, I'm with you, man, Cause, like I said, I
cancel the gig.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I canceled the gig, befo.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I even got another gig just for the whole fact
that I'm like, man, I don't want to be stranded
in San Antonio. Like, nah, I ain't got no PTO.
I you know what I'm saying. We have to pay
for a room. I was just And then the day
we canceled on everything, I love bro.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
The day we canceled.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Two days later, they was like, yeah, man, we opened
back up. I was like God, But it still was
a blessing for me because I still got you know
what I mean. Yeah, because people don't notice about us
comedians when we go do a trip. Like you said, Hey, man,
I got my pay so I've already calculated my budget
in my head.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
What I'm not gonna spend.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
We play a little game called and is less the
least amount of money I have to when I'm getting
paid to go do this gig. Like when you go
to Reno, you laying and there are slot machines in
the airport.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
There's not ever everywhere gamble in the don't.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Ever airport in the airport.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I never gamble, period, That's my rule. I don't gamble.
If I go do a casino gig. They had the
first people to tell you, Hey, you want to cash
that check, we'll do it for you. Come on and
catch that check. They want you to gamble, Niggs. I
never give them a penny back. I never give the
house back they money.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
That's just me. I never gamble, bro.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
I'll say the same thing every time I check in.
I go, I'm here to pay your electric bill. Damn
you already say it, Jim.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
You're like me, and they lie.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
I'm not even coming in thinking I'm a winner.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Not me. I slot.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I do some slots, man, but it's like something small
dollars and some slots and have a little fun and
say that I did it.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
But other than that, Nah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Doing no blackjack, noa I'm not doing no roulette.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
None of that's high steaks, poker. Nah, I'm good. I can't.
But every time I do a buffet, so I'm too.
That's what I'm gonna do, man.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I don't trust uncovered food anymore. You should want nasty.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
You should, they really are, bro. You should. Years years
we've been eating nasty.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
One hundred percent, and thanks for Jeff. For years we've
been eating at buffets. But one buffet is disappearing though Vegas.
When I was growing up, Chinese buffet was everywhere, y'all.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Literally, When I was ask.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Because the fat people, haven't you seen on the internet?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
What were people out of Chinese buffets?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Have you seen them?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
The guy goes, I got kicked.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Under this young. Why you are four hundred pounds out?
Get out of them? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
If I seen family at a buffe out there?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I want to say this because nobody talks about their
side of it.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
They come in and imagine that.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
You go, we got a.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Buffet ten dollars, We got to compete.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
You see a family come in of like dunk trucks
and you're going, oh, we're gonna be broke tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
What the family walk in? They got mac written across this.
Somebodys walk in. No, I ain't gonna lie to you,
island bro.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I seen some people go in at a buff fet
and I'm like, damn and.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Then triple plated. They got to think domino arms. It's
like they're taking food away from the table.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Ken had a buffet set up at his wedding, and
I saw people going crazy because Ken had a potato bar.
That potato bar. To this day, my wife Kimmer, we
ain't see that thing. Bro's still mad.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
To this day. We paid all that money and then
that lady.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
To this day, Bro, you know, I've never ever been
to a Chinese buffet what Chinese military basis. And I
was never a fan of Chinese food like that. I love,
not not till recently, not till I started working downtown.
I eat it such a wine, like two times a week.
I was not a fan of Chinese food like that, Bro.
(39:57):
I just was when I was going up. When I
was in high school. Let's say in the nineties, Chinese buffets,
especially in Florida were everywhere, Like every corner had a
Chinese buffet.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
But now they're gone.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Now that okay, wow, you know what, that's a.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Different dude, Walsh. No, no, no, I'm telling you. The
ten minute thing is so true. But I wouldn't have picked
my lunch and that they do. I had pepper steak
fried rice today. I had Chinese food today. It was good,
wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I was so god? I love such a while. I
go pick my food up. Now a dude order. He
ordered order wings.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Fried rice, beefrom broccoli fried rice, edg row two extra
orders of fried rice, and general sol fried rice. That
lady said, ten minutes. I bust out laughing. That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I bust out laughing. I don't think they know that.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
That that's the that's the that's the running joke that
ten everything, ten minutes minute everything. That dude ordered seventy
five dollars her food. She said ten minutes and been
along the wait ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Jeff, She trying to get off the funk. She said,
you pay, you pay when you get here. You pay,
you pay when you get here. He was like, yes, okay,
ten minutes, you pay when.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
You get here. Okay, click man. I was like, they
efficient back there they are. They don't be playing in there,
says Ken tells.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Me all the time.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
He goes, yeah, we're gonna do dinner, We're gonna do lunch.
I said, all right, we'll do lunch. Ken liar. He
lies to me every week.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I promise you it's not me. It's not me.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
I don't have a set lunch time like today with answer. Today,
I had a five hour I w at a mall
being down five hours. When I got dealt with the call,
it was four o'clock and I had to take my
lunch from four to five clock back in to get
off work.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Have to be like he's curing cancer.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Bro, all go to the mall. Go to the mall
and yo and yo and the and it did not working.
You trying to work. It is the money. Bring the
headset with this moonium. It works without the Internet in.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
The I'm just saying you can bring out heads with
them now.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's cool. I know where your building is. That's true.
Shut the ind of that down.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
You think I use your internet?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
That internet that bro? Trust me? You use granted, pugged
the trust, trust me in.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
You used to go down before I go down.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
You know what I say.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
You're in this granted all them granted, granted, got bro granted,
got granted, got ninety.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Five percent of the Internet for companies in this country. Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, I don't know how we pulled that off. I know,
I don't know know we pulled it out. I know
what brother that.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Was Rotatement got their license.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
So yeah, yeah, we ain't got affrotatement Internet. They'll set down.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Hey, Jeff, I'll not be asking you because we got we.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Got a bunch of companies, and some of them I
can't even say we got one company.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I'm working at Internet. I was like, wait, we got
Domino's Pizza. That's what I said. We got every bruh,
we got everybody.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Dog I got you, though, Jeff about to go in
tomorrow the Internet cut off. Y'all funny, Hey, lieve it
or not, man, daddy, we are pretty much damned out
of town.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
We got about a minute left. We've been having so
much fun tonight.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Man, I want to thank mister kid Miller and Jeff
the Batman calling for being in the house. Where are
you fellas doing this weekend? I got nothing going on.
I'm home for man.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
I'm gonna be a Snappers man a Palm Harbor.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Snappers Palm Harbor one of my favorite clubs. This weekend,
also too, coming up should be my think my comedy
anniversary this weekend? Oh really okay, ken, but think so?
Maybe it's next week. I can't remember my anniversary that
I don't even care because I don't care anymore.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yes, I don't give a damn any I don't remember
when I started. I have no idea, but I know
it's a two thousand and one. That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I got married at here two And Jeff, what you
got going on Saturday? Man?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I got my shirt.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
I want you to know something that I am in
v e g A.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
This weekend Vegas.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
For those I thought you said, B I thought you said.
I'm like, say, hey, James, pull of Chris Alexander, Like
what smell you're talking about Willis Show. I don't what
I thought he said, b e g Hey, Hey James,
Hey McGuinn, Jane. Jeff said, I d you know what,
(44:24):
down the whole house. She got a whole car.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Wipe me down, Jeff, what you're doing in Vegas?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
I am taking a break?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Good man, good I've taken I found out I worked
twenty nine in the last thirty one nights and I'm like,
I need a break.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
You're gonna burn out for you gotta get get it. Hey,
you know what we were winning.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I kicked the crap out of out, out of the
out of this insurance company. The other day I was
so happy about it. I'll tell you, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
We'll talk about it, but hey, get some recks.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Man.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Thank y'all so much for listening to us on Realize
World Radio one or four point one on Behalf of Myself.
It's James John ken Miller aka F the Daylight Saving
this Time and our official sponsor mister Jeff the Batman Coffman.
We will see y'all tomorrow. Y'all be easy out there
and stay black.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Can tell them what to.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Do, take your ass to bed, and most of our
listeners stay white.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
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