December 19, 2025 • 46 mins
Tuesday 12-16-25 Show #1222: James' son is going to court over a fender bender, insurance BS, and Ken tells us about the time he got kicked out of Chili's.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What is up everybody, and thank you you just tuned
in to realize on real Radio one or four point one, the.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Gang is all here. That's right, we are your nightcap
of comedy.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It is me and your host, mister James John joined
the virtual studio by mister Ken Miller, the godfather of
Orlando comedy. But today he's on the blank day of Christmas.
That's right. Insert the right number right here, also Jordian's studio.
Oh keep going, go ahead, brother, I mean now for
it before we get started. Man, I'm texting them right now.
I gotta show some love.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Shout out to our brother, cool Mike Ski, Cool myight
Ski had a stroke and a heart attack a couple
while ago. I didn't know a hand resting. I didn't either, Yo,
and he's at Hull Resting. I'm texting him right now
say hey, I'm doing radio, but I just told him
we'll give him a shout out. That's our brother. Man
books comedy shows around in the Orlando area. Man, you
can look him up, cool myight Ski. So prayers up
to you, dog. He's about to be about to be
(00:56):
on disability for the next twelve months. Get his life together,
eat better, you know what I'm saying, do better with
his life. But I promised him, man that we would
get cool Mike Skid shout out man. So if you
know it's cool miight Ski, you listen to the show,
find them on social media, and just throw hard on
this page.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Tell him that you're praying for the brother. God bless man.
Thank you for doing that. Man.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hope everything works out for him. Prayers to him and
his family.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Next on the list, man the God to help start
all this hilarity. Over nine years ago, my brother is
finally back. He's been on tour like a superstar. I'm
talking about the one, the Only, mister Miguel Cologne Jr.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Something man.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
My management said this podcast was gonna feature some more talent.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I mean, like, I'm a big deal now here you are.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
So I thought I thought straight up when you said
throw cool Mike Ski at heart, I was like, God, I.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Didn't think like that thing you said thro my heart.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I was like, Mike, I'm sorry, I didn't even think
about it.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I didn't mean, yeah, gotta go to autos over with
his old heart to get the courtyard.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I ain't even think about it like him.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Funny you gotta get a new Cadillac cook converted.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's funny. They be stilling them on cars, Bro. I
guess they do, Yes, they do.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
That's that's what they total beak special.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And also this is very special man, our next brother
that's here with us in comedy, not only a lawyer,
but the official sponsor of this show from the law
offices of.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Kaufman and Len. They are your personal injury attorneys.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
They've been representing and winning for the good people of
Orlanta for over twenty years.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's a comic book creator, lawyer.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And he's my brother.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And it's the second day of Hanukkah. Y'all give it
up for Jeff the Batman coughing Lahiama, no kidding.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I'm telling you I don't want to be a Jew now, man,
I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Many injuring it up. Bro.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
He can say that, I can say it. It's dangerous,
say that you can't go to the park. And I
was like, last night I'm looking at I'm going Australia.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
What kind of Nazis lived? I know Austria. I didn't
know Australia was a problem.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
God bless Nazis without border maybe and you know what's
in trouble when when the Arabs are stopping the Arabs
from killing people.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I'm like, this dude came off a falafel cart to
save all these people's lives. I was like, going, who
am I supposed to be mad at?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Akbar Wick like Josh wack Bar was his name.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
He had two och bars in the same name. I
thought he was a comedian for a second.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And I was like, Oh, yeah, what y'all talking about?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You ain't here what happened?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Man, Well there was Jeffter calling a terrorist attack?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is that what? It's okay?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
It's these two, These two pieces of crap went out
with rifles and killed sixteen Jewish people at a park
in Australia.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
They were celebrating Hanukkah.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
And these two guys are firing. The police aren't doing anything,
and this dude who's running a food cart jumps on
top of the dude, takes two rounds and it saves
the day man.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
The rest of the people. That's why I call him
a bar Wick. He's John Wick's.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Yeah, his name is Akbar Achbar. I was like, going, man.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Crazy, it was an admiral.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, it was a little nutty out there, yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
But dangerous.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
I thought I need to help to something less serious,
like the crips or something.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
The hell when you see somebody put themselves in danger
like that, knowing that, and I mean, I'm not being a.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Joking here here, you can run the other way and
nobody would think less of you. I mean, I'm telling
you the truth.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
If somebody's opened up shooting and you're far away, nobody's
gonna think less of you, No, forgetting away for your
own safety. But when your first thought is that's just
you know, I've never been in a situation where I've
been tested to know if I'm that kind of man.
But I'm already answered that I'm not, you know, because
that's just that kind of man I respect. I'm glad
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the world's got him. Honestly, God, I'm glad the world's
got got the kind of people who just their their
safety means nothing when it comes to protecting people.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You just don't.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
You don't have that, You don't have that sense assault that.
You don't have it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Hey, bro, the bravest I ever been is when my
wife said she was pregnant and I stuck with her.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's how brave I am.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's that's what my braves I haven't.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Been, James.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
The braves I haven't been was when we were driving
the car and I asked you if you could tell
Michelle to hang up so we could talk.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
That was remember that.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
As we kept driving, I was like, damn, I didn't
need this.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Almost I almost can't come back to James dropped me
off of Carrie, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
He's saying, we headed back to Marston.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Now, player, look here, all right, I tell you my two.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
My two were both in DC number one DC Sniper,
like you had to be a brave soul to drive
around that city knowing that somebody was in the bushes
ready to snipe you.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And the other one was DC nine to eleven.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I remember when nine to eleven happened, and I'm I'm
fresh out of Fort watchouka, so I'm still in field mode.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm not in white house mode. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I had just had surgery. I had a my half
my face is bandaged up. I saw the plane hit
the tower and the first thing I did was called
my sergeant that said I'm on my way in. HE'SAI,
Wait what I said, I'm on my way in. We
just got attack. He said, Bro, you gotta you the
mummy right now?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What are you? I'm a soldier? Like what if you
want me to do? He said, take your ass back
to bed. You can't you can't even you couldn't even
get into DC.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
But I was like, I was in like soldier mode, bro,
Like I don't know, I think about when you just
talk about it. I really think about that day when
I cut the TV on and saw it happen, and
I literally snapped into like, oh, I gotta go to
fill my country. I know it doesn't sound weird like
I read so that the closest I've been to combat
(07:01):
is I'm a no limit soldier.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like that's it, broo.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I wanted to show up to the verses.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Bro. Hell, no, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Can you got?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I remember, God bless you.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I remember on nine to eleven going to best Buy
after the Towers dropped because I knew everything was gonna change,
and the new jay Z album, the Blueprint album had
just came out, just came out, and I was like,
no matter what happens, I'm gonna need this, like and
then I remember listening to the album and and the
Takeover came on and Jay dis Noads and we didn't
(07:37):
know that was gonna happen. And I was like, Jay,
this is not the time for this right now, everything's
falling apart. I need the Kings of New York then unite.
I have no time for the squabble. And I was like,
my Deep, I'm sorry you don't rate. You're still very good,
but I don't need Jay and Noads beefing right now
when we are under attacked by what I thought at
(07:59):
the time was Delta or Southwest, you.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Know, going on.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, that's why games yo, that album really did drop
on nine to eleven.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Bro, I ain't a guy about that, dog.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I got that spot.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I said, we might be fighting, like like we might
be fighting like the Wolverines in in uh Red Dawn.
But if so, I'm gonna be in a cave like
I love girls.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Girls. Who's gonna run this town tonight?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
There you go, Yeah, sitting there in the cave with
my ak eating beans talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
The takeover hard though, right, you get it? Yeah, you
get it man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
But James, that's the thing though, Man, I mean, I
know I had a computer job and I wasn't like combat.
But when you sign up for the military is what
you signed up for. Any time, no matter what your
MS is, you could be sent to bos. I know, dudes,
that was in finance.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That in Iraq, I.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Wasna I was.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I knew attorneys whore doing divorces. The jack all the
jack attorneys were handling divorces.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
If you're in the.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Combat zone, you meagine you get a divorce in Iraq
and the Taliban is like if you were with us, Listen,
guys are divorcing any of their wives because there's nothing
that a fourteen year old girl can tell you that
a man can't tell her about.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
God.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Hey, Ken, I was gonna ask you, like, and you
two girl, because your father was serving, Like did you
guys ever see something pop up on the news and
you're like, we out something like your dad?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I know, Dad's gonna be out or can we gotta
go all the time?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And it didn't actually always happen.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
But when you grow up especially, I want to say this,
are you only speak of my experience as a child
during the Cold War, We really had this idea that
they was going to be a showdown between Russia and America,
and maybe in retrospect, the facts suggested that never was
gonna happen, but growing up through it, yes, so you
and I especially I would say this in a Marine
Corps family and especially like something like like also with
(10:17):
Jeff be an Airborne when you're when you're a Marine
infantry or when you're airborne unit or something like that,
you're a rapid deployment unit.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
So when you see things popping off, you expect, Okay,
how far is this gonna go? And then who's going
to go?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
And you basically start looking at west side of the world.
It's on is it gonna be a West coast guys
going out there?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Is it going to be East coast?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And stuff?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
But yet all the time, man, all the time you
would see something and be like oh, or you would
hear's and then and then the funny not the funny,
but the interesting thing is you know, as kids were
like talking about it, and you're like at the lunch
room and at the same time you having these conversations
talking about you know, Bo Jackson's All Stars with Michael
Jordan and Wayne Gretzky and how that's the greatest cartoon ever.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
You're like, you see the ASSAD regimes mobilizing.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You know got it. Yeah, that had to be different.
I was wondering about that. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're like, oh, something's gonna happen. Yeah, my dad's gonna go.
And kid's like, well, I'm gonna have to get up.
We're out of here now, I'll be back.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Kids like, oh, they need wi FI. I got a
Trump lady.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Let me go, dude.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And it's funny because Jeffery tell you on like an
army base. When you hear it, you were like, hey man,
we might be going to Bosie. You hear it, You
get them because they want you to get your family ready.
They want you to start talking to your kids. You
got to go to a wheel.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You got to make sure that insurance that two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That was the insurance.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Everybody in military got two hundred fifty thousand and you
had to do all of that, get.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Everything signed up.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
City I had fifty.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We were fifty.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah when I went in was fifty. And that's what
they sold you on too. Your life happened to you
and you had to get all that ready.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
We were like, hey man, the president might be coming
down with orders.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
So we was training. We would go to the field
for forty five days and get the train in.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And get ready, get ready.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
What it is, bro We were on alert in the
eighty second airborne because the eighty second has to be
anywhere within two hours, so you would be you'd have
you couldn't be farther than an hour from where because
you needed to be back, you know. And they had
these fake alerts where they'd call, you'd be three o'clock
in the morning, they go, get ready, and you were
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absolutely positive. And then they had fake times where they
would load you up and you'd be on the plane
and then they drop you out of the plane.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
You'd be still here, you know. So yeah, they were
they were.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Like, hey, man, Bosnia looked a lot like North Carolina,
West Virginia.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I don't know, man, this might be a bosnianhuah wah,
another air Force.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Air Force miss They missus drop zone again. We had
been there that long.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
You know what. The hardest on these rapid deployments, though,
is Jody because on a moment's notice, he got to
find out he's got to sleep with your wife.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
You know.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
It's like I had all these players this weekend, but
this is what baby, my country needs me.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yo's Hey, we trained for this. Come on, you know
how many Jody Boy catuses we used to sing?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You know who Jody Boy is? Right, y'all taught me this.
That's the guy that got cheated on. We Jody's the
one who doesn't cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, got it, got it. That's nasty.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
But see, they don't want to tell it was. It
wasn't Jody. It was all the guys who weren't leaving
the base for six months.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
That's who it was. It wasn't.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
It wasn't some civilian because he gets Yeah, Jody can't get.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
On base, so all these guys who you can't meet
somebody at the officer club unless you're an officer.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah. Now that I'm older, I'm like, Yo, that's wrong,
But I was.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I was when I was Now.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Now it's any one your kid. And one of my
homeboys was.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Doing it to this lady.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
I was just like, hey man, that dude out here.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Getting it in. But now I'm fifty. Ay, he was wrong.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You know, yo, pe, you was wrong.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I ain't gonna say your name. I'm letting you know
you was wrong sleeping with that that that that dude
wife bro Uh. Back when Kain was serving. If you
did that, they call it getting macadod.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
He got McAdoo.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
B I'm he got macado, he got macadd Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Every time you finished the macad maccadus waiting.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
They hit him with an article sixty nine on that note,
don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
We'll be right back on more hilarity, Real Life, Real
Radio one or four point one.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You still listen in the Real Lives on Real Radio
one or four point one. I am James Jing to Dudo,
Ken Miller, Miguel Cologne Junior, and Jeff.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
The Batman Calfman.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
We are your night Capital Comedy now, I know, I know,
go ahead let him. Hey man, y'all got a what
day we go post? What goes on during the break?
Idiot Bro, he's what they call them minute he's saying, Bro.
All right, go ahead, and James, I'm doing Bro. I'm
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gonna tell you about why my son has a course
soon because he was involved in a traffic accident. Yes
he is okay, he is not hurt, God bless. But
here's the problem. They need to get rid of something
in Florida because nobody knows how to use them.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Blood alcohol level.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
It's on me.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
If I could drive, I could drive.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, that's right, brother, you know what I'm saying. But no,
another one.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
The other thing, Miguel, we talked about four way stops.
Nobody knows how they work here in Florida. When you
come to four stop signs.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
They don't understand how they work. You know, everyone else doesn't.
Old people know. Young people have no idea how you're
supposed to go.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
It add a four way stop. There should be no accident,
the worst case in there. Everybody should just be stopped.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
For you to think, now, where's the problem.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
This is the four way stop where the lights are flashing.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
No, that was crazy, stole.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, it's people don't see the stop sign, so they
just fly through the four way stop.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Oh and that's a bad stop sign.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, it's clearly mark.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's just there. People.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
People don't pay attention because they don't pay attention. Oh lord,
what's for a douche?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Correct exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
We don't got to get rid of the stop sign.
I mean, the stop sign is not the problem.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
It's the people.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's a problem though, people when they I've almost got
hit in that same area because people don't understand how
the four way stops supposed to work.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
They don't know when to go and when to stop.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So what happened was this person was on their phone, allegedly,
and they ran the stop sign, hit Jack on the
left side. Like the car hit into Jack's door. Thank
god it was low velocity or Jack would have been
seriously hurt. But the guy's airbags deployed, hitting Jack.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
On the side. He said, I didn't run the stop sign.
You did, And Jack's like, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So now we're in a case of he said, he said,
and we got to go to court and see or
our insurance companies will handle this and we will see
what happens.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, here we go, Jeff, this is this. Did he
get the ticket? Nobody got a ticket?
Speaker 7 (17:33):
So what's who's who's taking him to court?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Our insurance company is going to talk to each other,
is basically, what's happening. No, No, hold on that.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
I don't know how that's the way it works in
my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Will tell us how it's supposed to work. Man, Maybe
the wrong information.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Will randomly just call you to court.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Somebody had to file a lawsuit to get somebody in
the court room.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Here's what I mean, Jeff, I was just it was
good radio when I was you just making.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Stuff up, all right?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Don't you just making them real life worthy organization?
Speaker 7 (18:04):
What next guy's you know off the radio? God blessed because.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
The way in a minute, Due Jay's even really got kids? Yeah,
all them At the same time my bank account would say, yes,
I just borrowed them from the real parent.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That was jameson. I'm curious to how so I'm ke
what happened with me? Real quick? Are going to have
to figure this out? Because that's happened.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Somebody hit my car and I didn't report it because
nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And then I got a call from Geico. They was like, hey,
did you get into an accident. I was like yeah,
but it was like a small my car, like twelve
years old.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He's like, well, yeah, the lady is taking us to
court because she's in the race.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
And I was like, yeah, so I had to go
the hmm is he as a person hurt? No, Okay,
then nobody's going to court. You're you're a true something.
He's gonna do anything. They're gonna go he says nothing,
We say nothing. Okay, each one of you're gonna have
to pay your own deductibles.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Move on.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
That's what that's gonna play.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, yeah, my insurance is gonna go up right. That's
how it Yeah, no, no, no, no, nobody.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Nobody's gonna pay any deductibles because at this point there
is no proof of an accident.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
There's no tickets, there's no anything. It's just pop lying
son tells the truth because he's a good man.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, pretty much, that's how it works. But did the
cops did come make a report and we did turn
that into the insurance.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Yeah, nobody was held responsible, though I don't I don't
mean you got me all lawyered up.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I was like, I was gonna for second fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I saw the whole thing. I would too, I saw
the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
That dude, Yeah, that dude. That dude was running the light.
He was doing that powder. I saw with the key.
He's listening to Bobby Brown. He was doing that powder.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Hey watch till damn mouth. He was.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Yeah, and he saw your let's trying to find the snow.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, and your son was hey.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Your son was like, hey man, you know this turning
Port USA makes a lot of sense. And this dude
was like, no, we don't America last, and he rammed
the car and then he got out and he yelled
some some some gibberish to the dude about how how
Governor Desantas wear high heels. And Jack was like, you
don't say that about my governor. You'll say that about
(20:31):
my governor. And then that illegal immigrant drove off. I
thought the whole thing, or that's Jack seven hundred and
fifty or if this dude wants to throw me five thousand.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
You know, Jack likes to drink.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Jack was in his liberal ways drinking that whiskey Jack
nine hundred genders and and and and and all this
crazy cause I say, hey, Jack, get too much to
much coquito Jack. And Jack looked at me and said, man,
I don't care about nothing. I sell this country to
China right now. I said, don't talk.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Don't talk like that. Who don't talk like that? And
then that's funny, like because Jack really likes Jack just
drank something. Yeah too.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Jack is a Puerto Rican boy. Of course he likes.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Is.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I bet he likes big booty women too.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, it is today too.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Just let Jack know man seven fifty, I got him,
but let this other dude know five thousand, and then
I'm a plus gratuity, plus gratuity, and then I'm gonna
I'm gonna break Jack off with a grand on top
of like, hey, this for you player, pay your deductible,
me and your.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Father go back.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Jack Jane's Yeah, for for mine, the lady hit me.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It was super small, a small accident, and then Geico
calls me up and tied to take my car to
Geico so they can.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Look at and investigate. And there's like DWN this small offender. Yeah,
I never heard nothing else about it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Gotcha. The lady s hading a picture. She had her
neck brakes and everything that what wh Why don't you
have the USA because Getico was cheaper? Okay, all right, yeah,
that guy goes cheaper.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Let me ask you a question, Jeff, for about about
actually I half years ago, when I when I was
a young man, I got rear ended.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Uh this was over there by the day. You remember
the Jmark Do you remember jmar on Hyawassee.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, I was at the jmar and on Hyawassee was
coming out from there and I got rear ended by
this woman and uh, you know, from from what people
told me, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
She hit my car going like.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Thirty miles an hour and I was in the stoplight
and just smashed the back of my car. So me
and my whole me and my whole boy Alias crawled
out like the dukes of Hazzard.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
We hit the ground and then we.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Wait to check the car in front of us, because
we we hit the car in front of us, and
they were okay, and we didn't have cell phones. It
was hot outside, so we just crawled back in the
car because the A C was still going.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It was he can a still running and we were
just listening to jay Z. But I didn't, you know,
I didn't do everything right on this one, man, I didn't.
I didn't get.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Yeah, I didn't do anything right on this one.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
But Jeff, like their insurance company showered me with things,
and I wonder was this just.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Because I didn't do everything right and didn't.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Get attorney and stuff because they paid They bought me
a cell phone from Beepers and phones, the insurance adjuster
because she.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Was the way they get a hold of me as
a young guy.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
And I didn't have a phone, so they bought me
a cell phone, probably one hundred dollars cell phone or whatever.
Then they paid cash, paid cash, but paid out of
their pocket to rent me a vehicle because I didn't
have any kind of thing renting it. And then they
gave me a very decent amount of money for the
car and then like a small amount of money for
paying is suffering.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
But I know that now.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
It's because I was a dumb kid and you know,
didn't attorney up, which I mean very honest.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Guys, I did not.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I did go to the doctor and I did go
to one of the doctors that let me know, you
look okay, you know what I'm saying. Look, but I
was okay, I was okay.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
But is that is that?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Is that possibly just Jeff? Because they were like, hey,
this this dumb boy, let's just take care of him
right now, and.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
He'll yes, yeah, okay, no, get's I can't. I got
a friend of mine gott an accident the other night.
He called me up because yeah, their insurance they called.
They want to give me this quick money. I said, nope,
you're not doing that. He is rear rended to say
when they know they're dead to rights and they see
the accident and they see the pictures, they'll go, Okay,
(24:31):
we'll give him tooth out, he'll go away. Yeah, And
that's that's the goal. Just get the guy to go
away for for nothing. And ye, you know, they pretend
you're your friend here. Let me let me did they
said they did? They get you any uh CDs and
DVDs too to make happy.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
No, but they paid me, Like right after the first
meeting when I had with them, they were like, hey man,
they gave me like a five hundred dollars check, which
I probably signed away like.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Everything at that moment. They yeah, I mean, just while
they figured.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Things out, they gave me like a five hundred dollars.
I remember looking at Live It's like, we never gonna
need to work again.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Player.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
That's funny, God bless man.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
And that's a plan.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
At the time, this was like the big opioid crisis too.
The shady doctor that I went to, which I don't
remember his day, was like, hey, he was like, are
you in pain. I was like, I'm sore, but I'm
all right. He was like, well, you know, he was like,
you let me know if you're in pain. Okay, And
I was like, I'm all right. He's like, how would
you rate your pain?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
And he did this thing. He had this line of pain.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
It said like one to five and it was all
like different colors and he was like are you a one?
And they just kept tapping the five or are you
a five? And I was like, I'm probably less than one.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm just sore.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
He was like think about it. He was like, you
might not feel it now, but in a couple of
months when you need that. Hi.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Michelle works door where she used to work, next door
to a pain management clinic, and I did the air
quotes because that.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Place is different.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
It don't look like a plain management place by the
people they come there. It look just like a crackhouse.
Like the people come like, yeah, absolutely, the people that
come there.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
I ain't never brought copper wire to a hospital.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Hey, you a lot of the hospital with a vc
R like electronics.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
We take a couple of forms of payment. We take
Florida blue, we take cash. You can let me put
it between your boobies, you know. I'd like to do
a little fifty fifty, a little copper and a little
booby action.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
The other time from Bighams.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, yeah, I think about that that when I first
got out the military and I was I found a
doctor and this to two thousand and five, two thousand
and six, and I got hurt. Remember I told my
kilis and they were like, they gave me like a
five refiels.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I remember I used to do the Percoset thoughts. Remember Percosett.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, I used to take Percoset late at night and
be having the weirdest like stuff going on with me, man,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like I got an
addictive personality.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's one thing.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I'm happy I didn't get addicted, man like for real, Like,
I'm happy that that that that didn't turn the weird
turned because I really refiel all five of the prescriptions.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I really can't because.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Because it just makes you feel good. Bro, you can't
poop though, I don't know what it is about purposet.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
You can't poop.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
And then and when that when that Jimmy, when that Jimmy,
get right, ain't nothing coming out of it, bro, He's
just whispering.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He just whispering. Ain't nobody.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That seemed be like this?
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Look bro, that purpose was different. Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Bro, if you would have took all on purpose that
you could have had a fire album like future Son
for real.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You what you couldn't poop?
Speaker 5 (28:17):
You was?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You had that issue? You was itchy, you was you
were real cracky bro. Yeah like that he was back
to do it, you know he was not to do
it like a mom my daddy was like a proud
of you.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Don't forgot to top it off with the night wove.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Yeah, I'm about to blast off into tomorrow and yesterday
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hey, if I ever tell you the story when I
got drunk, took purpose and got kicked.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Out of Chili's. Wait, wait, hold on, we got we
gotta take a pick a little break. It's gonna be
don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. We have come
back on Radio one on four point one.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Welcome back everybody, and you're still listening to Real Last
on Real Radio one or four point one.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
We are your night Captain Comedy.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
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Ken said something that I have to hear the rest up.
(29:37):
He said, you did what now.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Ken Man? So first of all, shout out to my
boy Chad.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So we were at Gary owenshow and Andrew bought Gary
on the shoes that he made for him, and my
boy Chad was there with his homeboy whose name is
I can't remember. But so the night this is my
two thousand and seven to eight when I tore my
kidis manand eight because I was going through my divorce
and I the other dude had a broken ankle, so
(30:06):
he had a boot on one leg. I had a
boot a whole cast on the other leg. So we
had Chili's and out to mind because I don't go
no more so I don't care. And he's asking me,
how do you use the bathroom number two? So jokingly
I show him how I throw my leg up on
the tub to use the bathroom because you couldn't. I
couldn't bend my leg because I had a full cast.
(30:27):
So the waitress goes and tells the manager that we
were talking sexual about throwing her legs up, which we
never said, now, mind you, it's happy hour.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I'm on perks and I'm want seven and seven, so
I'm on one.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
The manager comes over and we loud, he said, y'all loud,
were like, yo, it's happy hour.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Who bringing their kids? Should be?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
No kids anyway, this Chilis and we shouldn't have been
acting that. I'm fifty. I'm different now, James, I'm different.
You found Jesus, Yes, sir. So I tell the dude says, hey,
I'm gonna whoop your ass Angel with me.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, it goes straight to ass whooping Angel with me.
Me and Angel and my boy Will Chaid were about
to beat the manager up.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
He called the police. Owners. The police get there and
we outside. We wild.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I say, I don't now remember person alcohol. I'm on
person alcohol.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
This dude takes our info, me and Angel and get
us for trespassing.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Let the white people good.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
So I was like, f Chili's, I ain't coming back
here nowhere, but when I see you, whole lineage is
gone to be ready, be ready, be ready to bury
them kids, play boy. Do you know Angel went back
to Chili's the next day and they didn't even remember that.
I didn't go back to that chili for five years
and I lived it out to my live. I lived
(31:50):
like a half mile from the chilis and never Angel
went every day just to spike that dude.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
But that Perko setting alcohol, bro, you wild?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I just once never again. But I never took alcohol
with it. You must have been acting like a straight fool.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
You never followed the doctor's owners names. What do you
think I went to doctor.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Feel good smile one James, I did the percoset alcohol
and a ben Adria one night.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Whoa you so future and the past?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Guy? I was. I was sleep and awake. I like
that all night, Jim, all night.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
I was like I was.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
You were just Yeah, you were just individually just spouting
out crazy talks.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Like like in case you were just like did he
did he did?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
He did things?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
He did things.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
She's lucinating, you just grabbing like yeah to pop down,
yet doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, you bro, I mean thinking about I'm fitty, bro.
I be thinking back back to stuff I did in
my twenties.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
And thirties, dumb stuff. We witty bro.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You know, at some point I tell my bro be dead, right, like, oh,
I should have died like three times I should have
died the dumb stuff that we did back in the day.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, man, Hey, I'm our hundreds of degree bro.
Like I did a lot of stupid even in my
military days.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Some of the stuff we did is key.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I mean even as kids, like you know what I mean,
Like we talked about this before, man, Like I know
all of us should have been kidnapped once in our life.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh yeah, oh absolutely, I took everything.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah. Oh that looks delicious. Of course I'll eat that.
Why is it smoking? Never mind, let me get it, bro.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
I got rides, I mean I remember, yeah, people rolling
up and be like, hey son, you need to ride, Like,
thank god, God, you about to take.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
My shirt off in this car, sir, Oh mother, stir
you man, try that song.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I know what boys.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
The other day the other day, Jeff, I can't remember
what it was.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Something happened with my kids, and I was like, man,
if I could put you on in the time machine and.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Drop y'all off in the eighties and nineties, yeah, they
would I talk about it, talk about it.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
I tried to explain to somebody who was working with me.
We were driving out to an event I said, do
you know we had these things called maps we had
to use to find where to get somewhere.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
And she goes, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Asked, we used to go to the seven eleven and
buy a map and we would have to look on
the map where it was and she, what do you
mean read a map?
Speaker 7 (34:38):
I said, yeah, there were maps, and they look at
you like you're insane.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I thought echidology had reached its peak when we got
a little app called map Quest.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Man, I thought that was amazing. You mean I can
print out on a paper. Yeah, it's a map.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Still when she when she when she came out with
extra thing condoms, I was like, you've hit it, yoh, man, Like.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
It's like not wearing one. I'm like, I'm still not
going to that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
Smells.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Remember remember we thought we were gentlemen because we got
ribbed for her pleasure, Like, oh look, yeah, I used to.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I used to.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
She should have came out with what called sheic it's
gonna rip, It'll rip halfway in the middle, and then
you could be like, oh, I guess we got a
run off. She teared rip across the dotted lines and
tell her dad, baby it's the only one I had.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, Hey, hey, James, real talk.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I was talking to my core. I was I was
late for work this morning because I four was shut down.
It was like three lanes shut down, and I used
ways all the time, and it told me to get
off on the expressway. I got to work about ten
minutes late. I would have been like thirty minutes later
if I stayed on our four. And I'm telling my friend,
I says, I put the GPS.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
On everywhere I go. Me too, That's why I know.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I'm old.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I go, I put the bro. I just know Orlando
traffic is finicky. Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
You just do not know.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I put the GF You GPS everywhere you go. I
GPS everywhere I go.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Bro, No, I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Sometimes they light to you and they said you in
weird places like dead roads and something. And I'm like,
I'm remembering all those horror movies where your GPS actually
got you killed.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
So I like driving, You're following all the directions, and
all of a sudden it's like rerouting.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I'm like, why, who, why where are we going? Like, hey,
we got to stop somewhere first, GPS, like, we gotta
stop me?
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Yeah, Like, hey man, hey man, I've been calling my
girl all day.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
She has an answer.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
You might up we sweak by real quick. You're you're
a robot. Oh you got something against clankers? Uhlankers wild?
The fact they call clankers.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I love that. That's funny. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
I use my GPS everywhere. I don't care where I'm going. Bro,
I've used it in Disney. I've used it in Disney
to find rides. No lies to using the map. I'll
just pull up like Google.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Man, you can do that.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, and then you put the walking You're like walking,
and then you look for it and it'll get a
route you and then you walking around, you walking around
like you're using the tracking device.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
You's like, look at me, look at me.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
So, guys, we got about five minutes left and it's
almost Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Man, y'all got plans this year? Anybody leaving?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I know you leave yet for every holiday you get out,
I know you do.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
But I actually got a pretty good I got a
good Christmas.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
What do you do Christmas?
Speaker 7 (37:41):
I'm actually a good friend of mine.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Got tickets for New Year's in the night before New
Year's so I'll be in Vegas, uh seeing jelly Roll.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Uh New Year's nice at the Cosmopolitan. So yeah, so
I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
And those tickets is not cheap. By the way, Jelly
Roll costs are.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
In a leg about Jeff Kaufman Dog Batman and his
nickname because he saw crimes. Batman's his nickname because he
got them gadgets.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
And trauma and they lots of trauma, trauma, real hard,
hard traumatic.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
As Batman's like, I'm adopt the little boy and then
he's gonna die.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
I'm just gonna get another another one.
Speaker 7 (38:27):
He's done it three times.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Hey, did you see the post I made today, bro
about how the old Batman to get washed today if he.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Was and the Adam West Batman, he'll get washed. I was.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
It was him, him and the Joker was having a
surfing context and I was like, Bro, I said.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Bro, he would get his ass beat.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I'm glad they updated Batman because that Batman was trying
to fight crime today.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Oh them little why ends? Well, remember Man, Batman? Batman
used to be used to be a detective, you know,
that used to be his thing. Batman was figuring out crimes.
Now Gotham Batman is like a jump out Boys Strike Team.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Dude, he just busting hands.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Batman used to come through the Magnifying Lives. I think
the Joker serum was made with ivy of nectar three,
which can.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Only be found in this place. And I know a laugh.
Now he comes through, like, hey, look at me, Look
at me. You go home? You want to go to Morgue? Man,
I thought you don't kill people. I don't, but the
fault does.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Ken. What's your players for Christmas this year? You want
to Sean going somewhere special? You want to man?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Actually no, we're actually gonna say Augustine. They got a
trolley ride up there in the Christmas lights, and you
know she loves Christmas lights. So we're kicking the kids
up and driving up to Saint Augustine on Christmas Day,
ride around the trolley, see Christmas light because my kids
are going to Carolina on the day after Christmas.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Now to see her.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
People watch you can here into the life of a
fifty year old kid. What we doing He first see
the uniform hanging. He's like, right, right, right, oh, look
at me, sergeant. That's what's up. So what's what we
do for Christmas? Were wilding out. What were doing is
what's the trolley ride?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Pop trolley?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Awesome girls?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
We run the trolley on some girls. Was the trolley
is funny? That is we're gonna hey, we're gonna maca
do some girls.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Yeah, hot dogs after nine?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Man, a twenty year old kid looking at fifty old kid.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
But like you got a Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
You put a tree in your house.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
What's right?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
All the food toes, where's everybody?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Yeah, the food's gonna look over there to be the
chili manager sitting in the trolley next to them.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
You've been right.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's funny, which is crazy because I got beef. I
had beef with the chilies man, and I beat up
the manager at the air house out to bout you're
just eating. Yeah, the kids I beat up as they damn.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Hey. We were telling we were telling that story as
best we could in Austin this weekend because we were
just talking about every Orlando comic. Gotta I fought a
dude at a comedy show story I was told. I
was called all the Texas comic saw and then even
some of these new dudes were like, oh remember when
so and so fun this dude, or remember when that
dude tried to burn the club down.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
I'm like, yeah, man, Orlando comedy.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's what we do. Comedy comedy. Miguel, what are you
doing this Christmas? Brother?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Every time?
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Man? My sisters would be in town, We'll go my
Bops's house, be my mom my sisters, and uh, my
big thing is I ordered these from Amazon, these murder cases,
which Ken I'm gonna send you would They basically just
evidence cases and you just basically go through all the
evidence and me and my sisters go through it, and uh,
(41:58):
you solve these murder case.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Ass And I come through. I dress dressed alright.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Guys, I task force it because I got we got
we got a bulletproof vests of the castle somewhere the
vests and I got I put on my Mets cap
backwards and my nikes.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
And I'm like, yo, man, try to go jail, Try
to go home?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (42:18):
He up?
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Up?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Up?
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Is it derogating?
Speaker 8 (42:21):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
You up?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Up?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (42:23):
First dude's name pops up in the file. I'm like, hey,
I'm gonna joke him up. We're gonna get in the call.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
And they're like, he's the victim. I'm like, yeah, so
he knows.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
We're doing something a little different for Christmas. Normally we
order uh Spanish food from and we have Spanish food,
so I don't cook. This year, we are ordering Chinese
food for everybody as bad as Yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
The favorite place the grocer? Yeah, I haven't for you, Jay,
And ten minute, Miguel, what's the name of the grocery
we go?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Kenny's Grocery Stores. Man, that's where're going, broder Shinese. Do
something different, man, the General South Chicken.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
This will be delicious. Also, there's a name there. His
name is Bobby Woo. He can up make it to midnight.
I understand.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
So guys, I believe this is gonna be it for real,
last until the actual New Year. We take the next
two weeks off like real radio does, but we ain't.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Going on tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh you know what I'm lying Ken, You're absolutely right, man,
I just already I was like, James, don't know. Listen
right here? Day are you on the perker sack? Lady?
Try to go to cracker barrel? Start a fight?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Who wants what? I'm on?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
A perka? Set anna viagra? All right? Y'all. Thank you all.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
In the middle of my yeah, in the middle of
my deep sleep. Somebody getting it. So any ayway, y'all,
thank y'all be joining with us tonight and we absolutely
love y'all.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Before we go, real.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Quick, anybody got some comedy going on this weekends and
people can come support.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, this is the Tuesday show, So tomorrow night it's
the Toy Drive. So you still got time. Go to
Orlando dot Funnybone dot com. Use the promo code Toys
and you get free tickets.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Right now, I already got like seventy five toys in
my trunk, so we will take some more toys. So
make sure you come out man and support the cause.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Bad news. I will not be there. Good news, Miguel
and Jeffer be there. So hey, here you go. You
have fun with them, gentlemen. There you go, beautiful Miguel.
What you got coming up, brother? Besides the Toy Drive?
Speaker 5 (44:37):
Nothing, man, I got a lot coming up next month.
I've been on tour with David Jolly and Jake Rica
and we just got for me.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
It's a real big booking. We're all pumped about it.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
We'll be headlined the Hollywood improv on January nights Man.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
That's amazing. Congratulations mister Jeff to Batman Coffee.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
What do you got going on, my friend?
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Well, my next three under oath shows Nathan Crest from
My Harley, Danny Houston very famous actor, and Angie Everheart
from Love Exact.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
So yeah, a little bit of.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Everything on a better all.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
This is the week actually, congratulations Jeff on that this
is the week I actually get the headline for the
very first time McCurdy's Comedy Club. I'll be there Wednesday
through Sundays, so there's a chance to see me five
different times. I hope you guys come out and have
a good time with me. I love you so much.
Remember listen, laugh and repeat on behalf of Myself. It's
James John, that's mister Ken Miller, that's Miguel.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Cologne Junior, and Jeff the back Na coffin. We are
real laugh. Thank you for listening. We will see it
for one more shore tomorrow. We out can tell them
what to do.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Take your ass the bed and give me a percoset.
What is up everybody, and thank you you just tuned
in to realize on real Radio one or four point one, the.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Gang is all here. That's right, we are your nightcap
of comedy.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It is me and your host, mister James John joined
the virtual studio by mister Ken Miller, the godfather of
Orlando comedy. But today he's on the blank day of Christmas.
That's right. Insert the right number right here, also Jordian's studio.
Oh keep going, go ahead, brother, I mean now for
it before we get started. Man, I'm texting them right now.
I gotta show some love.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Shout out to our brother, cool Mike Ski, Cool myight
Ski had a stroke and a heart attack a couple
while ago. I didn't know a hand resting. I didn't either, Yo,
and he's at Hull Resting. I'm texting him right now
say hey, I'm doing radio, but I just told him
we'll give him a shout out. That's our brother. Man
books comedy shows around in the Orlando area. Man, you
can look him up, cool myight Ski. So prayers up
to you, dog. He's about to be about to be
(00:56):
on disability for the next twelve months. Get his life together,
eat better, you know what I'm saying, do better with
his life. But I promised him, man that we would
get cool Mike Skid shout out man. So if you
know it's cool miight Ski, you listen to the show,
find them on social media, and just throw hard on
this page.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Tell him that you're praying for the brother. God bless man.
Thank you for doing that. Man.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hope everything works out for him. Prayers to him and
his family.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Next on the list, man the God to help start
all this hilarity. Over nine years ago, my brother is
finally back. He's been on tour like a superstar. I'm
talking about the one, the Only, mister Miguel Cologne Jr.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Something man.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
My management said this podcast was gonna feature some more talent.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I mean, like, I'm a big deal now here you are.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
So I thought I thought straight up when you said
throw cool Mike Ski at heart, I was like, God, I.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Didn't think like that thing you said thro my heart.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I was like, Mike, I'm sorry, I didn't even think
about it.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I didn't mean, yeah, gotta go to autos over with
his old heart to get the courtyard.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I ain't even think about it like him.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Funny you gotta get a new Cadillac cook converted.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's funny. They be stilling them on cars, Bro. I
guess they do, Yes, they do.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
That's that's what they total beak special.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And also this is very special man, our next brother
that's here with us in comedy, not only a lawyer,
but the official sponsor of this show from the law
offices of.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Kaufman and Len. They are your personal injury attorneys.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
They've been representing and winning for the good people of
Orlanta for over twenty years.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's a comic book creator, lawyer.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And he's my brother.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And it's the second day of Hanukkah. Y'all give it
up for Jeff the Batman coughing Lahiama, no kidding.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I'm telling you I don't want to be a Jew now, man,
I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Many injuring it up. Bro.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
He can say that, I can say it. It's dangerous,
say that you can't go to the park. And I
was like, last night I'm looking at I'm going Australia.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
What kind of Nazis lived? I know Austria. I didn't
know Australia was a problem.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
God bless Nazis without border maybe and you know what's
in trouble when when the Arabs are stopping the Arabs
from killing people.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I'm like, this dude came off a falafel cart to
save all these people's lives. I was like, going, who
am I supposed to be mad at?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Akbar Wick like Josh wack Bar was his name.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
He had two och bars in the same name. I
thought he was a comedian for a second.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And I was like, Oh, yeah, what y'all talking about?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You ain't here what happened?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Man, Well there was Jeffter calling a terrorist attack?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is that what? It's okay?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
It's these two, These two pieces of crap went out
with rifles and killed sixteen Jewish people at a park
in Australia.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
They were celebrating Hanukkah.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
And these two guys are firing. The police aren't doing anything,
and this dude who's running a food cart jumps on
top of the dude, takes two rounds and it saves
the day man.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
The rest of the people. That's why I call him
a bar Wick. He's John Wick's.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Yeah, his name is Akbar Achbar. I was like, going, man.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Crazy, it was an admiral.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, it was a little nutty out there, yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
But dangerous.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
I thought I need to help to something less serious,
like the crips or something.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
The hell when you see somebody put themselves in danger
like that, knowing that, and I mean, I'm not being a.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Joking here here, you can run the other way and
nobody would think less of you. I mean, I'm telling
you the truth.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
If somebody's opened up shooting and you're far away, nobody's
gonna think less of you, No, forgetting away for your
own safety. But when your first thought is that's just
you know, I've never been in a situation where I've
been tested to know if I'm that kind of man.
But I'm already answered that I'm not, you know, because
that's just that kind of man I respect. I'm glad
(05:02):
the world's got him. Honestly, God, I'm glad the world's
got got the kind of people who just their their
safety means nothing when it comes to protecting people.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You just don't.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
You don't have that, You don't have that sense assault that.
You don't have it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Hey, bro, the bravest I ever been is when my
wife said she was pregnant and I stuck with her.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's how brave I am.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's that's what my braves I haven't.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Been, James.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
The braves I haven't been was when we were driving
the car and I asked you if you could tell
Michelle to hang up so we could talk.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
That was remember that.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
As we kept driving, I was like, damn, I didn't
need this.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Almost I almost can't come back to James dropped me
off of Carrie, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
He's saying, we headed back to Marston.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Now, player, look here, all right, I tell you my two.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
My two were both in DC number one DC Sniper,
like you had to be a brave soul to drive
around that city knowing that somebody was in the bushes
ready to snipe you.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And the other one was DC nine to eleven.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I remember when nine to eleven happened, and I'm I'm
fresh out of Fort watchouka, so I'm still in field mode.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm not in white house mode. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I had just had surgery. I had a my half
my face is bandaged up. I saw the plane hit
the tower and the first thing I did was called
my sergeant that said I'm on my way in. HE'SAI,
Wait what I said, I'm on my way in. We
just got attack. He said, Bro, you gotta you the
mummy right now?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What are you? I'm a soldier? Like what if you
want me to do? He said, take your ass back
to bed. You can't you can't even you couldn't even
get into DC.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
But I was like, I was in like soldier mode, bro,
Like I don't know, I think about when you just
talk about it. I really think about that day when
I cut the TV on and saw it happen, and
I literally snapped into like, oh, I gotta go to
fill my country. I know it doesn't sound weird like
I read so that the closest I've been to combat
(07:01):
is I'm a no limit soldier.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like that's it, broo.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I wanted to show up to the verses.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Bro. Hell, no, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Can you got?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I remember, God bless you.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I remember on nine to eleven going to best Buy
after the Towers dropped because I knew everything was gonna change,
and the new jay Z album, the Blueprint album had
just came out, just came out, and I was like,
no matter what happens, I'm gonna need this, like and
then I remember listening to the album and and the
Takeover came on and Jay dis Noads and we didn't
(07:37):
know that was gonna happen. And I was like, Jay,
this is not the time for this right now, everything's
falling apart. I need the Kings of New York then unite.
I have no time for the squabble. And I was like,
my Deep, I'm sorry you don't rate. You're still very good,
but I don't need Jay and Noads beefing right now
when we are under attacked by what I thought at
(07:59):
the time was Delta or Southwest, you.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Know, going on.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, that's why games yo, that album really did drop
on nine to eleven.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Bro, I ain't a guy about that, dog.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I got that spot.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I said, we might be fighting, like like we might
be fighting like the Wolverines in in uh Red Dawn.
But if so, I'm gonna be in a cave like
I love girls.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Girls. Who's gonna run this town tonight?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
There you go, Yeah, sitting there in the cave with
my ak eating beans talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
The takeover hard though, right, you get it? Yeah, you
get it man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
But James, that's the thing though, Man, I mean, I
know I had a computer job and I wasn't like combat.
But when you sign up for the military is what
you signed up for. Any time, no matter what your
MS is, you could be sent to bos. I know, dudes,
that was in finance.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That in Iraq, I.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Wasna I was.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I knew attorneys whore doing divorces. The jack all the
jack attorneys were handling divorces.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
If you're in the.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Combat zone, you meagine you get a divorce in Iraq
and the Taliban is like if you were with us, Listen,
guys are divorcing any of their wives because there's nothing
that a fourteen year old girl can tell you that
a man can't tell her about.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
God.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Hey, Ken, I was gonna ask you, like, and you
two girl, because your father was serving, Like did you
guys ever see something pop up on the news and
you're like, we out something like your dad?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I know, Dad's gonna be out or can we gotta
go all the time?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And it didn't actually always happen.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
But when you grow up especially, I want to say this,
are you only speak of my experience as a child
during the Cold War, We really had this idea that
they was going to be a showdown between Russia and America,
and maybe in retrospect, the facts suggested that never was
gonna happen, but growing up through it, yes, so you
and I especially I would say this in a Marine
Corps family and especially like something like like also with
(10:17):
Jeff be an Airborne when you're when you're a Marine
infantry or when you're airborne unit or something like that,
you're a rapid deployment unit.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
So when you see things popping off, you expect, Okay,
how far is this gonna go? And then who's going
to go?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
And you basically start looking at west side of the world.
It's on is it gonna be a West coast guys
going out there?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Is it going to be East coast?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And stuff?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
But yet all the time, man, all the time you
would see something and be like oh, or you would
hear's and then and then the funny not the funny,
but the interesting thing is you know, as kids were
like talking about it, and you're like at the lunch
room and at the same time you having these conversations
talking about you know, Bo Jackson's All Stars with Michael
Jordan and Wayne Gretzky and how that's the greatest cartoon ever.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
You're like, you see the ASSAD regimes mobilizing.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You know got it. Yeah, that had to be different.
I was wondering about that. Man.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You're like, oh, something's gonna happen. Yeah, my dad's gonna go.
And kid's like, well, I'm gonna have to get up.
We're out of here now, I'll be back.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Kids like, oh, they need wi FI. I got a
Trump lady.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Let me go, dude.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And it's funny because Jeffery tell you on like an
army base. When you hear it, you were like, hey man,
we might be going to Bosie. You hear it, You
get them because they want you to get your family ready.
They want you to start talking to your kids. You
got to go to a wheel.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You got to make sure that insurance that two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That was the insurance.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Everybody in military got two hundred fifty thousand and you
had to do all of that, get.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Everything signed up.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
City I had fifty.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We were fifty.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah when I went in was fifty. And that's what
they sold you on too. Your life happened to you
and you had to get all that ready.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
We were like, hey man, the president might be coming
down with orders.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
So we was training. We would go to the field
for forty five days and get the train in.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And get ready, get ready.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
What it is, bro We were on alert in the
eighty second airborne because the eighty second has to be
anywhere within two hours, so you would be you'd have
you couldn't be farther than an hour from where because
you needed to be back, you know. And they had
these fake alerts where they'd call, you'd be three o'clock
in the morning, they go, get ready, and you were
(12:25):
absolutely positive. And then they had fake times where they
would load you up and you'd be on the plane
and then they drop you out of the plane.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
You'd be still here, you know. So yeah, they were
they were.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Like, hey, man, Bosnia looked a lot like North Carolina,
West Virginia.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I don't know, man, this might be a bosnianhuah wah,
another air Force.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Air Force miss They missus drop zone again. We had
been there that long.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
You know what. The hardest on these rapid deployments, though,
is Jody because on a moment's notice, he got to
find out he's got to sleep with your wife.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
You know.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
It's like I had all these players this weekend, but
this is what baby, my country needs me.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yo's Hey, we trained for this. Come on, you know
how many Jody Boy catuses we used to sing?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You know who Jody Boy is? Right, y'all taught me this.
That's the guy that got cheated on. We Jody's the
one who doesn't cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, got it, got it. That's nasty.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
But see, they don't want to tell it was. It
wasn't Jody. It was all the guys who weren't leaving
the base for six months.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
That's who it was. It wasn't.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
It wasn't some civilian because he gets Yeah, Jody can't get.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
On base, so all these guys who you can't meet
somebody at the officer club unless you're an officer.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah. Now that I'm older, I'm like, Yo, that's wrong,
But I was.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
I was when I was Now.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Now it's any one your kid. And one of my
homeboys was.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Doing it to this lady.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
I was just like, hey man, that dude out here.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Getting it in. But now I'm fifty. Ay, he was wrong.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You know, yo, pe, you was wrong.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I ain't gonna say your name. I'm letting you know
you was wrong sleeping with that that that that dude
wife bro Uh. Back when Kain was serving. If you
did that, they call it getting macadod.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
He got McAdoo.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
B I'm he got macado, he got macadd Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Every time you finished the macad maccadus waiting.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
They hit him with an article sixty nine on that note,
don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
We'll be right back on more hilarity, Real Life, Real
Radio one or four point one.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You still listen in the Real Lives on Real Radio
one or four point one. I am James Jing to Dudo,
Ken Miller, Miguel Cologne Junior, and Jeff.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
The Batman Calfman.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
We are your night Capital Comedy now, I know, I know,
go ahead let him. Hey man, y'all got a what
day we go post? What goes on during the break?
Idiot Bro, he's what they call them minute he's saying, Bro.
All right, go ahead, and James, I'm doing Bro. I'm
(15:24):
gonna tell you about why my son has a course
soon because he was involved in a traffic accident. Yes
he is okay, he is not hurt, God bless. But
here's the problem. They need to get rid of something
in Florida because nobody knows how to use them.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Blood alcohol level.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
It's on me.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
If I could drive, I could drive.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, that's right, brother, you know what I'm saying. But no,
another one.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
The other thing, Miguel, we talked about four way stops.
Nobody knows how they work here in Florida. When you
come to four stop signs.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
They don't understand how they work. You know, everyone else doesn't.
Old people know. Young people have no idea how you're
supposed to go.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
It add a four way stop. There should be no accident,
the worst case in there. Everybody should just be stopped.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
For you to think, now, where's the problem.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
This is the four way stop where the lights are flashing.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
No, that was crazy, stole.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, it's people don't see the stop sign, so they
just fly through the four way stop.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Oh and that's a bad stop sign.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, it's clearly mark.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's just there. People.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
People don't pay attention because they don't pay attention. Oh lord,
what's for a douche?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Correct exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
We don't got to get rid of the stop sign.
I mean, the stop sign is not the problem.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
It's the people.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's a problem though, people when they I've almost got
hit in that same area because people don't understand how
the four way stops supposed to work.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
They don't know when to go and when to stop.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So what happened was this person was on their phone, allegedly,
and they ran the stop sign, hit Jack on the
left side. Like the car hit into Jack's door. Thank
god it was low velocity or Jack would have been
seriously hurt. But the guy's airbags deployed, hitting Jack.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
On the side. He said, I didn't run the stop sign.
You did, And Jack's like, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So now we're in a case of he said, he said,
and we got to go to court and see or
our insurance companies will handle this and we will see
what happens.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, here we go, Jeff, this is this. Did he
get the ticket? Nobody got a ticket?
Speaker 7 (17:33):
So what's who's who's taking him to court?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Our insurance company is going to talk to each other,
is basically, what's happening. No, No, hold on that.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
I don't know how that's the way it works in
my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Will tell us how it's supposed to work. Man, Maybe
the wrong information.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Will randomly just call you to court.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Somebody had to file a lawsuit to get somebody in
the court room.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Here's what I mean, Jeff, I was just it was
good radio when I was you just making.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Stuff up, all right?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Don't you just making them real life worthy organization?
Speaker 7 (18:04):
What next guy's you know off the radio? God blessed because.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
The way in a minute, Due Jay's even really got kids? Yeah,
all them At the same time my bank account would say, yes,
I just borrowed them from the real parent.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That was jameson. I'm curious to how so I'm ke
what happened with me? Real quick? Are going to have
to figure this out? Because that's happened.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Somebody hit my car and I didn't report it because
nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And then I got a call from Geico. They was like, hey,
did you get into an accident. I was like yeah,
but it was like a small my car, like twelve
years old.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He's like, well, yeah, the lady is taking us to
court because she's in the race.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
And I was like, yeah, so I had to go
the hmm is he as a person hurt? No, Okay,
then nobody's going to court. You're you're a true something.
He's gonna do anything. They're gonna go he says nothing,
We say nothing. Okay, each one of you're gonna have
to pay your own deductibles.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Move on.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
That's what that's gonna play.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, yeah, my insurance is gonna go up right. That's
how it Yeah, no, no, no, no, nobody.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Nobody's gonna pay any deductibles because at this point there
is no proof of an accident.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
There's no tickets, there's no anything. It's just pop lying
son tells the truth because he's a good man.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, pretty much, that's how it works. But did the
cops did come make a report and we did turn
that into the insurance.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Yeah, nobody was held responsible, though I don't I don't
mean you got me all lawyered up.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I was like, I was gonna for second fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I saw the whole thing. I would too, I saw
the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
That dude, Yeah, that dude. That dude was running the light.
He was doing that powder. I saw with the key.
He's listening to Bobby Brown. He was doing that powder.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Hey watch till damn mouth. He was.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Yeah, and he saw your let's trying to find the snow.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, and your son was hey.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Your son was like, hey man, you know this turning
Port USA makes a lot of sense. And this dude
was like, no, we don't America last, and he rammed
the car and then he got out and he yelled
some some some gibberish to the dude about how how
Governor Desantas wear high heels. And Jack was like, you
don't say that about my governor. You'll say that about
(20:31):
my governor. And then that illegal immigrant drove off. I
thought the whole thing, or that's Jack seven hundred and
fifty or if this dude wants to throw me five thousand.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
You know, Jack likes to drink.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Jack was in his liberal ways drinking that whiskey Jack
nine hundred genders and and and and and all this
crazy cause I say, hey, Jack, get too much to
much coquito Jack. And Jack looked at me and said, man,
I don't care about nothing. I sell this country to
China right now. I said, don't talk.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Don't talk like that. Who don't talk like that? And
then that's funny, like because Jack really likes Jack just
drank something. Yeah too.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Jack is a Puerto Rican boy. Of course he likes.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Is.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I bet he likes big booty women too.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah, it is today too.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Just let Jack know man seven fifty, I got him,
but let this other dude know five thousand, and then
I'm a plus gratuity, plus gratuity, and then I'm gonna
I'm gonna break Jack off with a grand on top
of like, hey, this for you player, pay your deductible,
me and your.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Father go back.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Jack Jane's Yeah, for for mine, the lady hit me.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It was super small, a small accident, and then Geico
calls me up and tied to take my car to
Geico so they can.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Look at and investigate. And there's like DWN this small offender. Yeah,
I never heard nothing else about it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Gotcha. The lady s hading a picture. She had her
neck brakes and everything that what wh Why don't you
have the USA because Getico was cheaper? Okay, all right, yeah,
that guy goes cheaper.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Let me ask you a question, Jeff, for about about
actually I half years ago, when I when I was
a young man, I got rear ended.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Uh this was over there by the day. You remember
the Jmark Do you remember jmar on Hyawassee.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, I was at the jmar and on Hyawassee was
coming out from there and I got rear ended by
this woman and uh, you know, from from what people
told me, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
She hit my car going like.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Thirty miles an hour and I was in the stoplight
and just smashed the back of my car. So me
and my whole me and my whole boy Alias crawled
out like the dukes of Hazzard.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
We hit the ground and then we.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Wait to check the car in front of us, because
we we hit the car in front of us, and
they were okay, and we didn't have cell phones. It
was hot outside, so we just crawled back in the
car because the A C was still going.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It was he can a still running and we were
just listening to jay Z. But I didn't, you know,
I didn't do everything right on this one, man, I didn't.
I didn't get.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Yeah, I didn't do anything right on this one.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
But Jeff, like their insurance company showered me with things,
and I wonder was this just.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Because I didn't do everything right and didn't.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Get attorney and stuff because they paid They bought me
a cell phone from Beepers and phones, the insurance adjuster
because she.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Was the way they get a hold of me as
a young guy.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
And I didn't have a phone, so they bought me
a cell phone, probably one hundred dollars cell phone or whatever.
Then they paid cash, paid cash, but paid out of
their pocket to rent me a vehicle because I didn't
have any kind of thing renting it. And then they
gave me a very decent amount of money for the
car and then like a small amount of money for
paying is suffering.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
But I know that now.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
It's because I was a dumb kid and you know,
didn't attorney up, which I mean very honest.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Guys, I did not.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
I did go to the doctor and I did go
to one of the doctors that let me know, you
look okay, you know what I'm saying. Look, but I
was okay, I was okay.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
But is that is that?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Is that possibly just Jeff? Because they were like, hey,
this this dumb boy, let's just take care of him
right now, and.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
He'll yes, yeah, okay, no, get's I can't. I got
a friend of mine gott an accident the other night.
He called me up because yeah, their insurance they called.
They want to give me this quick money. I said, nope,
you're not doing that. He is rear rended to say
when they know they're dead to rights and they see
the accident and they see the pictures, they'll go, Okay,
(24:31):
we'll give him tooth out, he'll go away. Yeah, And
that's that's the goal. Just get the guy to go
away for for nothing. And ye, you know, they pretend
you're your friend here. Let me let me did they
said they did? They get you any uh CDs and
DVDs too to make happy.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
No, but they paid me, Like right after the first
meeting when I had with them, they were like, hey man,
they gave me like a five hundred dollars check, which
I probably signed away like.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Everything at that moment. They yeah, I mean, just while
they figured.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Things out, they gave me like a five hundred dollars.
I remember looking at Live It's like, we never gonna
need to work again.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Player.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
That's funny, God bless man.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
And that's a plan.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
At the time, this was like the big opioid crisis too.
The shady doctor that I went to, which I don't
remember his day, was like, hey, he was like, are
you in pain. I was like, I'm sore, but I'm
all right. He was like, well, you know, he was like,
you let me know if you're in pain. Okay, And
I was like, I'm all right. He's like, how would
you rate your pain?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
And he did this thing. He had this line of pain.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
It said like one to five and it was all
like different colors and he was like are you a one?
And they just kept tapping the five or are you
a five? And I was like, I'm probably less than one.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm just sore.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
He was like think about it. He was like, you
might not feel it now, but in a couple of
months when you need that. Hi.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Michelle works door where she used to work, next door
to a pain management clinic, and I did the air
quotes because that.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Place is different.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
It don't look like a plain management place by the
people they come there. It look just like a crackhouse.
Like the people come like, yeah, absolutely, the people that
come there.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
I ain't never brought copper wire to a hospital.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Hey, you a lot of the hospital with a vc
R like electronics.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
We take a couple of forms of payment. We take
Florida blue, we take cash. You can let me put
it between your boobies, you know. I'd like to do
a little fifty fifty, a little copper and a little
booby action.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
The other time from Bighams.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, yeah, I think about that that when I first
got out the military and I was I found a
doctor and this to two thousand and five, two thousand
and six, and I got hurt. Remember I told my
kilis and they were like, they gave me like a
five refiels.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I remember I used to do the Percoset thoughts. Remember Percosett.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, I used to take Percoset late at night and
be having the weirdest like stuff going on with me, man,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like I got an
addictive personality.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's one thing.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I'm happy I didn't get addicted, man like for real, Like,
I'm happy that that that that didn't turn the weird
turned because I really refiel all five of the prescriptions.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I really can't because.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Because it just makes you feel good. Bro, you can't
poop though, I don't know what it is about purposet.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
You can't poop.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
And then and when that when that Jimmy, when that Jimmy,
get right, ain't nothing coming out of it, bro, He's
just whispering.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He just whispering. Ain't nobody.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That seemed be like this?
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Look bro, that purpose was different. Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Bro, if you would have took all on purpose that
you could have had a fire album like future Son
for real.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You what you couldn't poop?
Speaker 5 (28:17):
You was?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
You had that issue? You was itchy, you was you
were real cracky bro. Yeah like that he was back
to do it, you know he was not to do
it like a mom my daddy was like a proud
of you.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Don't forgot to top it off with the night wove.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Yeah, I'm about to blast off into tomorrow and yesterday
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hey, if I ever tell you the story when I
got drunk, took purpose and got kicked.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Out of Chili's. Wait, wait, hold on, we got we
gotta take a pick a little break. It's gonna be
don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. We have come
back on Radio one on four point one.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Welcome back everybody, and you're still listening to Real Last
on Real Radio one or four point one.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
We are your night Captain Comedy.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
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Ken said something that I have to hear the rest up.
(29:37):
He said, you did what now.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Ken Man? So first of all, shout out to my
boy Chad.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So we were at Gary owenshow and Andrew bought Gary
on the shoes that he made for him, and my
boy Chad was there with his homeboy whose name is
I can't remember. But so the night this is my
two thousand and seven to eight when I tore my
kidis manand eight because I was going through my divorce
and I the other dude had a broken ankle, so
(30:06):
he had a boot on one leg. I had a
boot a whole cast on the other leg. So we
had Chili's and out to mind because I don't go
no more so I don't care. And he's asking me,
how do you use the bathroom number two? So jokingly
I show him how I throw my leg up on
the tub to use the bathroom because you couldn't. I
couldn't bend my leg because I had a full cast.
(30:27):
So the waitress goes and tells the manager that we
were talking sexual about throwing her legs up, which we
never said, now, mind you, it's happy hour.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I'm on perks and I'm want seven and seven, so
I'm on one.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
The manager comes over and we loud, he said, y'all loud,
were like, yo, it's happy hour.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Who bringing their kids? Should be?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
No kids anyway, this Chilis and we shouldn't have been
acting that. I'm fifty. I'm different now, James, I'm different.
You found Jesus, Yes, sir. So I tell the dude says, hey,
I'm gonna whoop your ass Angel with me.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, it goes straight to ass whooping Angel with me.
Me and Angel and my boy Will Chaid were about
to beat the manager up.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
He called the police. Owners. The police get there and
we outside. We wild.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I say, I don't now remember person alcohol. I'm on
person alcohol.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
This dude takes our info, me and Angel and get
us for trespassing.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Let the white people good.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
So I was like, f Chili's, I ain't coming back
here nowhere, but when I see you, whole lineage is
gone to be ready, be ready, be ready to bury
them kids, play boy. Do you know Angel went back
to Chili's the next day and they didn't even remember that.
I didn't go back to that chili for five years
and I lived it out to my live. I lived
(31:50):
like a half mile from the chilis and never Angel
went every day just to spike that dude.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
But that Perko setting alcohol, bro, you wild?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I just once never again. But I never took alcohol
with it. You must have been acting like a straight fool.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
You never followed the doctor's owners names. What do you
think I went to doctor.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Feel good smile one James, I did the percoset alcohol
and a ben Adria one night.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Whoa you so future and the past?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Guy? I was. I was sleep and awake. I like
that all night, Jim, all night.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
I was like I was.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
You were just Yeah, you were just individually just spouting
out crazy talks.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Like like in case you were just like did he
did he did?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
He did things?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
He did things.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
She's lucinating, you just grabbing like yeah to pop down,
yet doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, you bro, I mean thinking about I'm fitty, bro.
I be thinking back back to stuff I did in
my twenties.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
And thirties, dumb stuff. We witty bro.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You know, at some point I tell my bro be dead, right, like, oh,
I should have died like three times I should have
died the dumb stuff that we did back in the day.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, man, Hey, I'm our hundreds of degree bro.
Like I did a lot of stupid even in my
military days.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Some of the stuff we did is key.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
I mean even as kids, like you know what I mean,
Like we talked about this before, man, Like I know
all of us should have been kidnapped once in our life.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh yeah, oh absolutely, I took everything.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah. Oh that looks delicious. Of course I'll eat that.
Why is it smoking? Never mind, let me get it, bro.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
I got rides, I mean I remember, yeah, people rolling
up and be like, hey son, you need to ride, Like,
thank god, God, you about to take.
Speaker 8 (33:49):
My shirt off in this car, sir, Oh mother, stir
you man, try that song.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I know what boys.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
The other day the other day, Jeff, I can't remember
what it was.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Something happened with my kids, and I was like, man,
if I could put you on in the time machine and.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Drop y'all off in the eighties and nineties, yeah, they
would I talk about it, talk about it.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
I tried to explain to somebody who was working with me.
We were driving out to an event I said, do
you know we had these things called maps we had
to use to find where to get somewhere.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
And she goes, what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Asked, we used to go to the seven eleven and
buy a map and we would have to look on
the map where it was and she, what do you
mean read a map?
Speaker 7 (34:38):
I said, yeah, there were maps, and they look at
you like you're insane.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I thought echidology had reached its peak when we got
a little app called map Quest.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Man, I thought that was amazing. You mean I can
print out on a paper. Yeah, it's a map.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Still when she when she when she came out with
extra thing condoms, I was like, you've hit it, yoh, man, Like.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
It's like not wearing one. I'm like, I'm still not
going to that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
Smells.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Remember remember we thought we were gentlemen because we got
ribbed for her pleasure, Like, oh look, yeah, I used to.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I used to.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
She should have came out with what called sheic it's
gonna rip, It'll rip halfway in the middle, and then
you could be like, oh, I guess we got a
run off. She teared rip across the dotted lines and
tell her dad, baby it's the only one I had.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, Hey, hey, James, real talk.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I was talking to my core. I was I was
late for work this morning because I four was shut down.
It was like three lanes shut down, and I used
ways all the time, and it told me to get
off on the expressway. I got to work about ten
minutes late. I would have been like thirty minutes later
if I stayed on our four. And I'm telling my friend,
I says, I put the GPS.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
On everywhere I go. Me too, That's why I know.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I'm old.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I go, I put the bro. I just know Orlando
traffic is finicky. Bro.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
You just do not know.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I put the GF You GPS everywhere you go. I
GPS everywhere I go.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Bro, No, I don't do that.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Sometimes they light to you and they said you in
weird places like dead roads and something. And I'm like,
I'm remembering all those horror movies where your GPS actually
got you killed.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
So I like driving, You're following all the directions, and
all of a sudden it's like rerouting.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I'm like, why, who, why where are we going? Like, hey,
we got to stop somewhere first, GPS, like, we gotta
stop me?
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Yeah, Like, hey man, hey man, I've been calling my
girl all day.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
She has an answer.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
You might up we sweak by real quick. You're you're
a robot. Oh you got something against clankers? Uhlankers wild?
The fact they call clankers.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
I love that. That's funny. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
I use my GPS everywhere. I don't care where I'm going. Bro,
I've used it in Disney. I've used it in Disney
to find rides. No lies to using the map. I'll
just pull up like Google.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Man, you can do that.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, and then you put the walking You're like walking,
and then you look for it and it'll get a
route you and then you walking around, you walking around
like you're using the tracking device.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
You's like, look at me, look at me.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
So, guys, we got about five minutes left and it's
almost Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Man, y'all got plans this year? Anybody leaving?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I know you leave yet for every holiday you get out,
I know you do.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
But I actually got a pretty good I got a
good Christmas.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
What do you do Christmas?
Speaker 7 (37:41):
I'm actually a good friend of mine.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Got tickets for New Year's in the night before New
Year's so I'll be in Vegas, uh seeing jelly Roll.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Uh New Year's nice at the Cosmopolitan. So yeah, so
I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
And those tickets is not cheap. By the way, Jelly
Roll costs are.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
In a leg about Jeff Kaufman Dog Batman and his
nickname because he saw crimes. Batman's his nickname because he
got them gadgets.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
And trauma and they lots of trauma, trauma, real hard,
hard traumatic.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
As Batman's like, I'm adopt the little boy and then
he's gonna die.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
I'm just gonna get another another one.
Speaker 7 (38:27):
He's done it three times.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Hey, did you see the post I made today, bro
about how the old Batman to get washed today if he.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Was and the Adam West Batman, he'll get washed. I was.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
It was him, him and the Joker was having a
surfing context and I was like, Bro, I said.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Bro, he would get his ass beat.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I'm glad they updated Batman because that Batman was trying
to fight crime today.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Oh them little why ends? Well, remember Man, Batman? Batman
used to be used to be a detective, you know,
that used to be his thing. Batman was figuring out crimes.
Now Gotham Batman is like a jump out Boys Strike Team.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Dude, he just busting hands.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Batman used to come through the Magnifying Lives. I think
the Joker serum was made with ivy of nectar three,
which can.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Only be found in this place. And I know a laugh.
Now he comes through, like, hey, look at me, Look
at me. You go home? You want to go to Morgue? Man,
I thought you don't kill people. I don't, but the
fault does.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Ken. What's your players for Christmas this year? You want
to Sean going somewhere special? You want to man?
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Actually no, we're actually gonna say Augustine. They got a
trolley ride up there in the Christmas lights, and you
know she loves Christmas lights. So we're kicking the kids
up and driving up to Saint Augustine on Christmas Day,
ride around the trolley, see Christmas light because my kids
are going to Carolina on the day after Christmas.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Now to see her.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
People watch you can here into the life of a
fifty year old kid. What we doing He first see
the uniform hanging. He's like, right, right, right, oh, look
at me, sergeant. That's what's up. So what's what we
do for Christmas? Were wilding out. What were doing is
what's the trolley ride?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Pop trolley?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Awesome girls?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
We run the trolley on some girls. Was the trolley
is funny? That is we're gonna hey, we're gonna maca
do some girls.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Yeah, hot dogs after nine?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Man, a twenty year old kid looking at fifty old kid.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
But like you got a Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
You put a tree in your house.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
What's right?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
All the food toes, where's everybody?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Yeah, the food's gonna look over there to be the
chili manager sitting in the trolley next to them.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
You've been right.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
It's funny, which is crazy because I got beef. I
had beef with the chilies man, and I beat up
the manager at the air house out to bout you're
just eating. Yeah, the kids I beat up as they damn.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Hey. We were telling we were telling that story as
best we could in Austin this weekend because we were
just talking about every Orlando comic. Gotta I fought a
dude at a comedy show story I was told. I
was called all the Texas comic saw and then even
some of these new dudes were like, oh remember when
so and so fun this dude, or remember when that
dude tried to burn the club down.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
I'm like, yeah, man, Orlando comedy.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's what we do. Comedy comedy. Miguel, what are you
doing this Christmas? Brother?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Every time?
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Man? My sisters would be in town, We'll go my
Bops's house, be my mom my sisters, and uh, my
big thing is I ordered these from Amazon, these murder cases,
which Ken I'm gonna send you would They basically just
evidence cases and you just basically go through all the
evidence and me and my sisters go through it, and uh,
(41:58):
you solve these murder case.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Ass And I come through. I dress dressed alright.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Guys, I task force it because I got we got
we got a bulletproof vests of the castle somewhere the
vests and I got I put on my Mets cap
backwards and my nikes.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
And I'm like, yo, man, try to go jail, Try
to go home?
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (42:18):
He up?
Speaker 8 (42:18):
Up?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Up?
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Is it derogating?
Speaker 8 (42:21):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (42:21):
You up?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Up?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (42:23):
First dude's name pops up in the file. I'm like, hey,
I'm gonna joke him up. We're gonna get in the call.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
And they're like, he's the victim. I'm like, yeah, so
he knows.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
We're doing something a little different for Christmas. Normally we
order uh Spanish food from and we have Spanish food,
so I don't cook. This year, we are ordering Chinese
food for everybody as bad as Yes, you know.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
The favorite place the grocer? Yeah, I haven't for you, Jay,
And ten minute, Miguel, what's the name of the grocery
we go?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Kenny's Grocery Stores. Man, that's where're going, broder Shinese. Do
something different, man, the General South Chicken.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
This will be delicious. Also, there's a name there. His
name is Bobby Woo. He can up make it to midnight.
I understand.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
So guys, I believe this is gonna be it for real,
last until the actual New Year. We take the next
two weeks off like real radio does, but we ain't.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Going on tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh you know what I'm lying Ken, You're absolutely right, man,
I just already I was like, James, don't know. Listen
right here? Day are you on the perker sack? Lady?
Try to go to cracker barrel? Start a fight?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Who wants what? I'm on?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
A perka? Set anna viagra? All right? Y'all. Thank you all.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
In the middle of my yeah, in the middle of
my deep sleep. Somebody getting it. So any ayway, y'all,
thank y'all be joining with us tonight and we absolutely
love y'all.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Before we go, real.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Quick, anybody got some comedy going on this weekends and
people can come support.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, this is the Tuesday show, So tomorrow night it's
the Toy Drive. So you still got time. Go to
Orlando dot Funnybone dot com. Use the promo code Toys
and you get free tickets.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Right now, I already got like seventy five toys in
my trunk, so we will take some more toys. So
make sure you come out man and support the cause.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Bad news. I will not be there. Good news, Miguel
and Jeffer be there. So hey, here you go. You
have fun with them, gentlemen. There you go, beautiful Miguel.
What you got coming up, brother? Besides the Toy Drive?
Speaker 5 (44:37):
Nothing, man, I got a lot coming up next month.
I've been on tour with David Jolly and Jake Rica
and we just got for me.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
It's a real big booking. We're all pumped about it.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
We'll be headlined the Hollywood improv on January nights Man.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
That's amazing. Congratulations mister Jeff to Batman Coffee.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
What do you got going on, my friend?
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Well, my next three under oath shows Nathan Crest from
My Harley, Danny Houston very famous actor, and Angie Everheart
from Love Exact.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
So yeah, a little bit of.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Everything on a better all.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
This is the week actually, congratulations Jeff on that this
is the week I actually get the headline for the
very first time McCurdy's Comedy Club. I'll be there Wednesday
through Sundays, so there's a chance to see me five
different times. I hope you guys come out and have
a good time with me. I love you so much.
Remember listen, laugh and repeat on behalf of Myself. It's
James John, that's mister Ken Miller, that's Miguel.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Cologne Junior, and Jeff the back Na coffin. We are
real laugh. Thank you for listening. We will see it
for one more shore tomorrow. We out can tell them
what to do.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Take your ass the bed and give me a percoset.
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