November 13, 2025 • 43 mins
Thursday 11-13-25 Show #1214: Tonight we discuss the greatest comedians, Jeff gets competitive, Veteran's Day, daylight savings, starting fights, and Chris once again demonstrates his vast vocabulary.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's going on? Family, You'll tune into Real Labs. We're
Radio one and four point one. Your night cap of company.
My name is Kim Miller and the Big Chail Tonight, guys.
James is out on his anniversary. I don't know where
to hell Miguel, And he'd even reply back when I
was like, you want to do radio man, I'm kidding.
Today is the Marine Corps birthday, so I know, Miguel
Colonne Senior, my military dad. They do something every year
(00:28):
for the Marine Corps birthday. So shout out, Happy two
hundred and fiftieth birthday to the Marine Corps. We do
record these pre recording these shows, so it is Monday
night for us recording, so I will say, Happy two
hundred fiftyeth birthday to the Marine Corps.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I know that's what Miguel is.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
But join the Versus.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Studio with my comedy brothers.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Go start off with my boy DJ Callis aka Christopher Alexander.
For Chris, thanks were kicking it, man, Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Chris had the sound bite of the week.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Many Hey Brochrizy, Hey hey.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Man, Hey, hey know what all was trying to say?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
How we we did? I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
tell you what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Also, we got Jeff the Batman calling from the law
office call and on the old podcast, So, Jeff, you
know what Chris is on here? Chris A mess A
word up Christ So Chris about love bombing, and Chris
was like, yeah, man, I gave a girl a collage.
And we was like, you gave him pictures? And then
come to find out he meant to say crossage.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
What Yeah, the little band you put on the wrisk
guys like what you start looking out.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Too, That's what we said. We were like, did you
just and did it?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Took Amy getting her white detective b and was like, Chris,
did you made cassage?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Chris? Noan you were from a lower income neighborhood. And hey, man.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Hey, but we shout out to Al. He we do Christal?
Christal softball?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh, beach ball, beach ball.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I missed the beginning part, so I didn't know what
he was talking about when he said Game of Thrones, like,
oh okay, game of.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Thrones, Chris, Chris costs me and comicawatch because he's taking
my geek card away. It cost me seventy dollars. And
when I finally give one back to him?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What does he do?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Just kind of humming, the humming, humble Game of Thrones game.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I never watched Game of Thrones.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I watched the House of Dragons.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And the funny thing was Jeff knew the answer.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I would sitting here like the show with the Dragons,
the show winner is coming.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It was like, what's that game?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
He knew all the lines from it too?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What's the game? Twenty five thousand dollars pyramid?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
That was me? Yes, and Chris went fifteen minutes without
saying anything, and I'm like, going, I got the one
for him, and I'm looking dead at him. Got it?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh yeah, too funny.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I'm over here freezing de.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Catch bro.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh come on, come on, you know he turned that
heat on. That's an extra six.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Dollars no in term of heat on. My wife is
mad and yell at me.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
AnyWho, man shouted again, man, but I got the fellas
in here, man. Jeff was out. Man, Jeff, how was
your weekend?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Man? I it was busy. It was busy. I saw
the Magic a couple of times. You know, I love
watching going to NBA games. But I'm too competitive. Man,
I can't go. I get angry. I'm angry at these
games because you screw up, you miss a free throw.
You know, I'm no good with this man. I don't
sent me around people because they got they got seats
(03:40):
right behind the magic okay, and you could pay, you
could pay a mortgage payment to get one. So I
do this. The only problem is I realized the players
and the coaches are a foot away from me, and
they had missed like thirteen free throws. And I was stewing,
and I realized you can't put fans behind and teams
(04:01):
because you're gonna get thrown out. And the security guard
is facing around and it's chair in front of me
like a foot front, going I dare you, I dare you.
I was going to, but you go have it. You're
going to have it. I wasn't good man. I can't
go to no games, no more.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, Jeff, But Jeff, you from Miami are the heat
your team.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No where you live is where your team is. Everybody
only only people who don't say that whether teams are good. Oh,
I'm a Yankee fan, you know, real hard. But when
you come from I've been. I've been in Orlando for
thirty years. I've had season tickets to the Magic. That's
your team, man, you know, that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I kind of.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Disagree with you. Well, you don't have a team here
who plays football here.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh yeah, I'm yeah, I'm a Panthers fan for sure, right,
but I'm a Lakers I always.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I grew up a Lakers fan because up a Lakers fan.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, I grew up You didn't live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, so Bob McAdoo. And I became a Lakers fan
because of my pops.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, you have a.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Team in North Carolina. You could be a Hornet.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah. Now, I will root for the Hornets.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know during my high school years when we because
I think we got the Hornets Jeff.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
In ninety one.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, And during our high school years, the most popular
jacket in America was a Charlotte Hornet started jacket.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It was a and we had a good We.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Had Larry Johnson, Alonzo Morning, what's Dale Curry? Steph Curry's father,
Muggsy Bogues played on that team. And you know, we
were hype about Charlotte but I wasn't like a Charlotte
Hornets fan like I am a Laker fan like I am.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm a true true Lakers.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, I mean, I mean Laker fans being that was different.
You had Magic Johnson, You've had, you have so many
great players. You had even Shock. We want to claim
it as a matchup, but he didn't win Sunday Championships. Yeah,
Kobe Bryant possibly the one or second best basketball player
ever existed. You know, I mean, it's a whole different thing.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Chris, I know you, Chris, you have the basketball team.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, ninety six ninety seven Bulls.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Jordan's Yeah, no like like not like not now?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, okay, hey not eighty four eighty five Lakers? No, like,
do you have a team that you following the Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
No you Hey you didn't say now and Firs now
now okay.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, So Chris, as a guy that's in that watching sports,
Me and Jeff love sports. When another guy comes up,
you're gonna say, who's your team? You don't give him
a team and a year, you tell them what team.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You look for?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Okay, fair enough?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Game of Thrones book.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Now he wants an answer.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Now it is magics. I like the magics.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, then I know you don't like the magic because
it's the magic, not s.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's not the Miami heats.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You don't pluralize it.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You know, it's not the Orlando magics. It's just the
Orlando match, is how.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I don't about a guy? Okay, Yeah, give me the pearl.
Give me the pearl. That's it.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Amy would have known what he was talking about. Amy
and I are actually opening for for uh George Wallace.
As I guarantee George has never had openers like us.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Hey, let me tell you one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Now, I don't know, because you know, Sein peild is
his boy, so he might have had some white opener
he got.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
He got white openers. I mean, we're lily white openers,
you know.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Now, let me tell your son, I'm a shy. Clip
from yesterday when he said he was gonna take care
of the Portobella's, the hot dog place. He's like, it's
a five star. He said, make a reservation. Illi, you
don't need a reservation. They gotta drive through. You could
just drive up to get your food. That amen, Jeorge,
(07:50):
I'm I'm I'm happy for y'all. But I'm so jealous
at the same time because I really would love to
be there.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Man, realize, I'm a I'm a huge fan of his
and and you know, I saw him in Vegas fifteen
years ago and I had such good seats that Floyd
Mayweather was in the seat behind me. I mean, that's
how good these seats were. And man, I laughed my
ass off, for he's a beast and he's to be
(08:16):
able to open for this guy, I don't even know.
I'm blown away. I still.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
And the crazy thing is, they're so famous, they don't understand.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't think they know what it means to us. No,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Like when I got to open for Eddie Griffin and
it wasn't even I'd even ask, Jeff, I just happened
to be sitting at the bar and the GM came
out and was like, thank god you here. Eddie Griffin
ain't bring an opener. That's how it worked, That's how
I was like. And this back in the day, Jeff,
when I used to wear button ups on stage, I.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Said, I got a shirt in the car.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I ran to the car, got a shirt, put my
shirt on, got the When I got to open for
Paul Mooney, like we just talked about him with Ali.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
When I got to open for Patrise O'Neil, like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I don't think these comedians understand what they mean.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I cried when I opened for Damon Wayne.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
You know why because I don't think they I don't
think they take themselves that way, not that I think
when you said to him yesterday, you go, I think
you're better than Bill Cosby, and I mean that. Okay,
you could say it, but both him and I looked
at you the same way. I don't care, no, But
but you know, in this hard he could never see himself.
I'm not better than Cosby. He even said, he said,
(09:35):
I I went to his three hour show. I could
only survive two hours because he hurt me so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And I think Cosby is hilarious, But you talking about consistent.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Ali got nine specials out right now.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
First of all, Domino Effect is one joke. M hm,
it is one joke.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
He said, I did all that for a sweatsuit.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It's like, I'm not saying that, but cos Cosby created that.
Though Cosby would tell a story about his brother and
flushing his head in the toilet, and that last line
at the end, and if it wasn't for his head,
I mean these were I mean that was a thirty
minute payoff for it.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And I'm not taking nothing away from Cosby, I think.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
But still, but still, that's just that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hey, I had this argument.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I had this not argument, but this back and forth
with Marlon Wayan's Marton Wayne says that Richard Pryor is
the greatest comedian of all time.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I would, hey, I think it's Dave Chappelle. And we
had a friendly back and forth.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It wasn't no, because, like you know, most of the
time when it comes to sports, it's like.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yo, mama stupid. I hope she died.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Like wait a minute, what mama got to do with this.
We had a friendly back and forth and we went
I went special for special, I went longevity, I went
consistency out all of it, and we both came to
the agreement. Like all you said your piece, I said,
mind it's the same. Okay, you can say, hey, I
think Cosby is that, And I'm gonna say, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
You know why, I'll tell you why. I grew up
on records and you would listen to a special you
didn't get to like watch a TV special of Richard Pryor.
You got to listen to A seven albums and the
Red Fox albums. And when you grew up on comedy,
you grew up listening audio on. You'd burn a record out,
you'd hear it.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
At the tubes. Yeah, let me say something. Is this
something I said Richard Pryor? I know that I know
that CD from that tape I used to walk to school.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I don't cassette.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Why is a thirteen fourteen year old listening to Richard?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
We all did we offered to school.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I know that I know that by centennial in word
is that in word? Crazy?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I know all of them.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I'm haunted by that one joke. They don't shoot cars.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Y Dracula versus the Whyo?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh, Chris, go have you heard Drakla versus Wino?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I haven't heard that one, bro.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So Richard prot talks about how if Dracqula came to
a black neighborhood and had to deal with a wino.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Go go listen to you. It is okay hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
When he told that, dude, I hope you I hope
you get sickle sale. Hey man, hey dog, what's your
And and that's once again, I think when you go
back and forth about who you think the best, is
that something I think people get upset because they think
you're taking.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Away from this nostalgia. Yeah, you know you heard, you
heard Raley said he's he was talking about you know,
people fans and how they dig in and they take
up their beefs and they do all these different things.
Oh like even basketball teams. Oh, who was the best?
Kobe or Jordan? If you grew up watching the Laker
games all the time and you didn't see as much Shortan,
(12:52):
of course you're going to say Kobe. And you know,
as human beings, you're going you know, they're they're different guys.
You know, they just you know, Lebron is a good question.
Lebron is the most vanilla basketball player I know. I
mean that's why nothing nothing was. He could hit the threes.
He could hit, but it wasn't sexy. But he delivered
(13:14):
for what twenty years now, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Eight and nine straight finals, like like dude, and I
know people going, well, he lost six, he lost five, whatever,
he was, he still got there.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's players in the NBA that never made the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I think there are players who still don't Tracy McGrady.
I thought, if he would have played with a decent
team one year.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
If Toronto, if if him events in Toronto, or or
the Tim Duncan Trade.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Or Grant Hill wasn't hurt Grant.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It was gonna be Grand Hill, Tracy McGrady and Tim dunk.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But Grant Hill was hurt for seven years too, so
that was he never got to play with Grant.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Imagine that Grant Hill, Tracy McGrady and Tim dunk Man.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Hey, with that.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Being said, we got to take commercial break because I
just saw Chris Head explode because you know nothing about sports.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
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Speaker 1 (14:11):
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Speaker 2 (15:23):
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Speaker 1 (15:26):
Also, once again shout out to Ali Sadik for kicking
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Speaker 2 (15:29):
A sudden this weekend.
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Speaker 3 (15:41):
This Doctor Hampton too. I didn't know that I got
a juris doctor.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You gotta, Jeff, don't tell me that. I will call you,
Doc Coffin. I will call you dot. I will call
you dot call me the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Man. I was a medic. Don't call me that. Kids
here the Willies O.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Speaking of that. Yeah, man, Happy Veterans Day, my brothers.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, Happy Veterans Day to you too, and Chris, you know,
Happy Veterans Day. This is the first time all three
of us can kiss each other's.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Asses, right, Hey, what's crazy? Is I know?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Jeff A Jeff, do you go get the free stuff
on Veterans Day?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
No? No, See. See, you guys were in the military
when they liked you. I was in the military before
they liked you.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, because at the nine to eleven it was like
they love us.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Oh updating it doesn't storm, doesn't storm. They liked you.
I used to go to airports. They wouldn't even look
at you buying drinks. They everyone asked you, what did
you do wrong? No, nobody ever thought. Nobody thanked you
for your service. So now I don't know if I
if I have it. You know, when people say, hey,
stand up if you're a veteran, you know I'm not.
(16:47):
I don't do that that well, man, And I think
a lot of veterans my age feel the same way.
When we talk about it, they go, yeah, it's a
lot to get used to. I ain't saying you guys
had it better, but I'm just saying that they no.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I feel like my father's generation, you know, my father
was no. I think I think Miguel's dad as well.
They they it's because they were baby killers. They were
that that that war was one of the first televised wars,
that it was vicious. So when they came home, they
didn't get the love and respect that that you you
(17:24):
think you should get.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
But now I also teach people how to have respect.
I went to jungle school at Fort Sherman and Panama
when they had it. And when you were in the
in the jungle for like three weeks, much less years,
you know, do do a week there and you'll be like, oh,
thank you for doing this, thank you for your service
because it is wet, miserable.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And then but a lot of people do, like today
at work.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I was at work today and they was like, yo, man,
happy Veterans Day, which is you know.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Tomorrow, tomorrow I gotta go to work. Do you get.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
To know it's not a general holiday for my job.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I don't even get a day offida I'm like, and
I owed the place.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was not a holiday.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
But everybody was like, yo, man, because I joke at
my job. I'm like, yeah, you know, I did three
tours and nom, you know what I mean. Joking, But
we laughed about it. But I was like, you know,
I had to show love to the Marine Corps for
their birthday, you know what I mean, especially in mcguil's dad.
Miguel's dad has showed me so much love, you know
(18:22):
what I mean. Miguel jokes that I'm his father's real son.
And when I went to that Marine Corps party and
I had my Army shirt on, Jeff, you know, I
came in there and letting him know.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Rock the Marine Corps. Yeah you could if I ever
catch you in one, bro, Oh, you better not even
be in the room.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
They were so accepted, like we veterans is we love
each other.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I really did because they served, we served before.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, oh if you serve.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
It now, No, they did not respect if you serve
it now, But once you're out, you can respect everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, we we love each other, bro, We super superduper
love each other.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So happy Veterans Day man and all that. But Jeff
is opening this weekend for George Wallace. You know, I
let Jeff know, do that do that material that got
you there, Jeff, don't go up in there and do
some stuff you wrote this morning dope.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
You know, you guys, I got a problem, and you
know I have a problem. I hate God. You guys
are professionals. You know you can knock that stuff down.
You can knock a routine down fifty two hundred times
and have it perfect and nail it. You know. I
just you know, it was like I was talking to
Marlon Wayans and we talked about new material and he says, yeah,
(19:36):
I let it go, and then I want the new stuff,
and I want the new stuff. It feels like when
somebody wants your hits, like if you're you're a band
and they expect you to play those seven songs that
the only seven songs that matter to them, and they're going,
but I really love this song. So yeah, I'm not
going to test drive anything, George, tell you that right now. Yeah,
but I did want to test drive. See audience has changed, now,
(19:59):
are you know? Ali? He played all a playces for
like old white people now, so he's gonna be a
doctor Phillips. It's gonna be a lot of old white
people at the show.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I think Miguel and I had a show in New
Smarter Beach where they informed us beforehand. They go, it
had to be PG thirteen like that afternoon, and you
know how I feel about that. I feel like, oh,
I'm the same way.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I feel the same way.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It wouldn't bother me. But I do feel the same way.
It's not fun out of it, and it's not fun.
I hate dude, Jeff. Somebody hit me up the other day, brother,
and was like, hey, I got this show.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It's for a church, and I think you'd be phenomen No.
I won't. No, no, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And I have a job, but I do a good job,
but I'm not going to have a good time doing it.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And she wanted forty and she wanted forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I said, I can give you ten to fifteen at
my own church. I give you ten to fifteen minutes
of family comedy. After that, I'm gonna say, mm.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
You like, yeah, you like the curse?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I like because Cussin's fun.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh, by the way, Chris Casey, bitch is we can
say bitch.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Oh yay, okay, all right, all right, well that bitch.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You know I got that.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, but Jeff, I agree, like, thank god they told
you ahead of time, not when you walked in the door.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But I'm with you. I just don't want to do
PG comedy.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I like the cuss and you know the audience that
shows up, they're not really ready for it either. Some
of these people, they go, well, this is an older crowd.
There's the guy. Miguel caught him first. I didn't realize
what Miguel was saying until I got on the stage
and I saw the duty he was talking to. There
was a dude doing his Frankenstein impression. He was like
probably ninety, you know, wasn't there, had his arms in
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the air with the arms forward with the knuckles and
just staring at you with crazy eyes. And I didn't
know if he was breathing. But I tried to acknowledge
him once or twice, and then I had to like
look for the rest my other twenty five minutes, I
had to look to the left. I couldn't even look
at this dude anymore. And you know, don't bring people
if they're not there, man, now that they're right, don't
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stick them in the front row. I mean, because you're
trying to be funny, and you looked on you're right man,
And I thought he was doing a bit nothing. He
was just not there, and I thought that he was there.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Just the thing I found out though.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So I did the gig this past weekend in Ruskin, Florida,
and it's.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's a fifty five and up show. They they're they're old.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
And I didn't cuss, you know, my normal cuss words,
you know, hell ass, damn, I didn't do them. After
the show, a person she walked to me, she was like, yeah,
I mean you are hilarious, babe.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Just we expected to be a little bit more dirty.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I said, yeah, But I said because I every time
I do older crowds, they want me to be clean.
And then after the show, every older crowd is like, yo,
you could have we old. It's not you know what
I mean, It's not like they feel.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Like when it comes to like certain like certain older
crowd out, they they want their dirtyess because they want
because they not as vibrant as they were.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
So they rant, I give y'all, where did you go?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
All right, Chris, I don't think it's that. I think
it's that.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And I told the lady this, I said y'all came
up with Red Fox, Richard pryor George Carlin, some of
the dirty moms, maybe some of the nastiest, dirtiest jokes ever.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
But now y'all want us to be clean.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, because I remember when I when I used to
do home care. I had a lady Christopher you did
you did, Colmedy, What's your dirtiest joke? And I gave
her the dirtiest one I had? And She's like, can
you go dirty years Chris?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Chris? What kind of homecare did you do?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Chris nurse?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, Man, I gotta tell you Chris wants into my house.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I'm going to be like, hey, Jeff went out.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
My health insurance policy.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Hey, yeah, the government shut down because you don't want
Chris to come to your house.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's not not just no more. Is this shield or
bump shield going on here?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Hey, Jeff?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
When I first met Chris at the other bar, Christmas
a c NA bro, and we used to destroy like
we make fun of Chris now, but it was even
worse back then.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I used to come to the to the open mic
in my scripts straight straight from for the thermometer bro.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh my goodness, man, shoot.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
So hold on hold on So Friday, you got your
you're opening.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
For Yeah, So so I got to email to do
I need to email the guy to let him not
cancel san Antonio. So Friday I met doctor Phillips with
Ali it's a it's a man, bro, it's a it's
a festival. He'll be Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Hey I not. And that was the other thing.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So so Jeff, the week before I'm in Tampa with
OMGS Wicks make a good amount of money.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Then the next night and another good amount of money.
And then I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
About to go to San Antonio and no disrespect to
the festival. I'm not about to make any money now.
Ten years ago festivals were my thing. I'm twenty years
in the game. I gotta make money, like, no, like,
I got to make money, you know what I'm saying. So, like,
somebody hit me up for a show the other day,
wanted me to do a birthday party. I sent him
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my rate. They was like for twenty minutes. I said, yeah,
that's my rate for twenty minutes.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Woo okay.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Then here Christian, no, Chris, no, this was back, Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I sent them your info.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I sent there, I said, Hey, here go some other
comedians that may do it for that price, but this
is my price.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I'm not backing down for my price now.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Ten years ago, once again I would have been like,
all whatever, No, I'm not I'm not backing down for
my price anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Chris shows up with blue animals. He's ready to go.
You know why blue animals like birthday parties? Dude, come on,
work with me, Okay, I give you that.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I'll give you that. I was like, why are you
seeing me with blue animals that.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Maybe you know I don't know.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Kill it from you for the show.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Hey man, I'm freezing to death over here. That's all bro.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Cut the damn heat on.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I can't. He's gonna show up with a snuggie.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Next what You can't cut the heat on because your wife.
You can't cut the heat on because you ain't got
no money killed.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's the two parts.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
You just came home. So she so she she's trying
to be all comfortable one night. So I'm just I'm
letting her.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Be so she cold. It's gonna drop to thirty two tonight,
I know.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Don't remind me, man, Chris, don't you have pets or anything.
You gotta pets.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Chris live in the hood. Ain't no pets. He got roaches.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Hey, Florida, we all got.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
They might be in the bad too.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
That is a Chris and Kin joke. That is our joke.
Don't nobody know that joke. That is between me and
kiss Dumn Miss Harlem. Everybody got roch Now, I got
to heat on right now because I already know it's
gonna be coldest hell in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I go to work.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
So my I got I'm going to my nephew, my
gods sons lash nephew school.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Tomorrow for the it's a vet they doing the veterans,
they think.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So I got my hat already ready, Jeff, it was
my hat. I already got my hat ready. I got
my my hashtag go Army shirt, and I'm going to
my nephews.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Had this eighty second jersey, man, I got a lot
of for I got a hoodie which the eighty second
Airborne on it. I got a lot of good responses
from that.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Now, that's so, I found a website that does shirts
for like basis, so like whatever military base you were
stationed at, they.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Got changing the name of the one I was out that.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Is, yeah they have because a lot of them basis
named after slave owners for.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Something. And then it went back to Fort Bragg, but
it's not named after the Brag. It was originally named after.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So I got a Fort Watchuka one coming right now.
So because Fort Wachuga.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Fort Jackson, you would think that a change, But I think,
how did that? How did that save?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Hey, hey, Cam Jackson. They like, yeah, we're gonna keep
this one.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
How did that? Out of older nights.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That that that might have been the main one.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
That'd be oh yeah and right next to us KKK, we'll.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Keep it going the main one they got.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I was like, how did that one survive? People from
South Carolina they're tough.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
So yeah, so Chris, I am. We talked about this already.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You know me.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
First place I go is Little Caesars, get my free
Little Caesars pizza, and then I either do Olive Garden
Chili's or Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
They always got a veteran.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Cake or something.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
What do you got no apple beans? They they have
like a little menu.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
So it's used like it's like kids, man, you are
a good one.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
No it's not.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Now now, got two wings Apple is actually pretty good, Jeff.
They got a steak, they got a chicken dinner and
then a burger Man you do. And Olive Garden is
like Alfredo blah blah blah like stuff like that. So
they some of them do have some good meals. But
I think I'm probably gonna do olive Garden because I
love olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
So but we got to take a commercial break. Man,
we gotta get up out of here.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
We'll be right back real Last Real Radio one, oh
four point one. We're back real, Last Real Radio one
(29:47):
A four point one Your night capa company. My name
is Tim Miller and the Big Cheddar night. James is
getting his anniversary on Miguel is hanging out with his dad.
Shout out to the marine called Marine Corps Birthday. And
we got the vetter terans in the house, two Army
veterans in de weed, Navy veteran Jeff the Batman Kaufman
from the office, DJ Callice aka Chris Alexander, and me,
(30:11):
Happy birthday to my pops.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
So I am drinking a beer.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I drink a beer on my dad's birthday and also
the day my daddy passed. And the reason I do
it is because I never got to enjoy a beer
with my father.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
My father was a avid beer drinker.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
And when I say avid, I mean a six pack
of day beer drinker. So on his birthday and on
his the day that he passed away, I do have
a beer.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
And I will tell you this is jeff beer disgusting.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Listen, I'm not about playing beer.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
What are you drinking?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
I'm specialty. I go Indian, I go ten eleven percent.
I don't scare around.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I just can't do it. Bro It's I don't know
what it is about it. It's so gross to me. Dog,
you drink crown that whiskey? Baby, Yeah, that's not like
real whiskey. It's like it's like specialty whiskey. Jeff, Hey, Jeff,
not today today I got a Japanese whiskey.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Oh ten min See, I didn't do this, I said, Oh.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Jeffrey, call for me. Let me tell you about this whiskey.
It's forty three percent proof, right. I had two drinks
last night. I'm sitting in the living room and my
TV's not working, and I'm like, yo, I just bought
this TV at eighty five inch TV. Chris helped me
put it up. I said, Yo, the TV is not working.
(31:35):
I'm hitting the thing. It's not working. Hit shine up.
I says, I don't know what's going on with this TV.
The sound ain't working. All this money we.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Paid for this TV, we're taking it back.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
She says, Baby, it's on mute. I said, baby, I'm
gone take my ass to bed. I don't know what's it.
I don't know what's in this.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't put the TV on mute. Jeff and didn't
even know it.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
That's the problem. Drinking too much. Now we sponsor a Wednesday.
We sponsor a whole bowling league, like all thirteen teams,
so every Wednesday I have to go bowling. And I
realized I'm too competitive, man, I can't. I get angry.
I start playing mean, I start doing weird things. You know.
I become a better bowler solely because I don't like
(32:26):
to lose. But these people take it serious. They got
like three different balls. Oh, they got three different balls.
I'm like, wait, what is this one for?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
This one is forgetting spares? I said, what's this one for? Oh,
this one's for knocking pin a lot of pins down.
I'm not going mat And they sit there and they
rub the ball for like like five minutes between throws,
and I'm going, man, you people are too serious. I
mean they waxing these things. They got their own shoes,
you know.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, so I have my own shoes and my own
bowling ball.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah, and I got my own You did you.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Have two balls?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Just one?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
So when I first moved out here, I was I
signed up at in Alzemont at the bowling out and
it was called the Lousy Bowling League, and they train
you how to bowl, and then at the end of
the training they give you a bowling ball in a
pairachutes in a bag.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
So I have a bulling.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I have all of that, But I had been bowling
in like four or five fingers.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
People people party, Wait we did? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
When was that?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It was.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Jersey and Mary's.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Then it was like the anniversary party or birthday party.
It was like one of the birthday parties.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
You don't even know we were there.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
I know we was there.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Did you bowl?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah, it's not the place where they I popped my knee.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, yeah, that's the string place. Yeah, count straight and stuff.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Yeah, they tell that to my county.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I was living for two weeks. Christ imagine he survived
cooking in the military that long and hurt himself bowling.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yeah, and didn't even cook. He's acy mechanics, not to go.
What was your you know, thank you for your service. Yeah,
I kept things around sixty five sixty four degree?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Oh my goodness, Hey, fellas, quick question, how y'all feeling.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
About daylight savings? Is bro it's like dark at three
point thirty?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Why do we have it?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I don't right.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah, see, here's the thing. It was originally for farmers. Okay,
I get right. But for example, I had to hear
it in Arizona and I go, what time is it?
She goes, well, Jeff, it's really at nine. It's supposed
to be at ten. But they don't have daylight saving
in Arizona. I go, how did Arizona not have to
have it? But the rest of the country has to
because we try to get rid of it. But they say, oh,
(34:57):
you have to go to Congress to get rid of it.
I don't know, not.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Because when I was staying in Arizona, the time doesn't change.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
No, So how did the Arizona get it? Is it?
Because it's They go, well, this place sucks. So you Yeah,
if you're from Arizona, I don't give a damn you
do know why Because it's hot. It's one hundred and
twenty degrees in certain places in Arizona. You walk outside,
you catch on fire, right bust of the flames.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I'm with you, with you, bro, Arizona was a different
But yeah, man, it's fu of talk. It's like, I
got off work today. So when I get up in
the morning to go to work, the sun is up.
The sun is usually never is up when I get
up in the morning six o'clock. Then I get off
work at six to come home. It is like twelve
thirty midnight at six pm.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
It was for buses and farmers. That was that kids
getting on buses and farmers. And now the kids don't
run busses, so you know, we're all sitting around going.
You know, kids don't go to school no more.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Chris, how do you feel about daylight? Sayment, I don't
like it?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Does it? I got nothing to it. It's just I
don't like it.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
It's it's I lose an hour, I gain an hour,
then I lose an hour again, then a gain an hour.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Then I'm just sleepy.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's why I don't want you on this show.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Like I just when I asked, your son is like
that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
It's not all you got. I need you.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
To add more, Tonic, bro, I am why are you
cutting me off?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I'm adding to it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I'm getting nobody to cut your ass off.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
You just stop talk.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Go ahead, Chris, Okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
All I'm saying is it makes me sleepy because I'm
losing an hour, or when I when I'm getting comfortable
to it, like when the one that you gain an hour,
is that that one that's the one that made right
one we just had?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Did we gain an hour?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Still stupid anyway, I don't like it, so it bothers me.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
So true I was, we can give you another ten
minutes of dead error.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
If you like.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, Hey, hey, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Every time I'm like, man, I need people on the show,
I hit up the group Chack Chris like I can
be there, and I'd be like, man, I don't even know, Well, there's.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
A reason why say not.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
You You can say hey, nothing, you can say hey,
I'm never gonna Chris, you have to say you can see.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
This one out.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I'm never going to tell you to sit one out, Chris,
I just want you to talk more.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
I'm talking, but you're not put the word.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You know.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
He just used to spending stuff. That's why he has
DJ in front of this thing.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Right, I got the buttons that president says it for meuse.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Hot and he's ready to go.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Right.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
But that's okay, though. We're getting there.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
We getting there, man, We're getting there. This beer grows.
I don't know how people drinking.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Why do you got to drink all of it?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I'm not I just be I'm just sitting.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I mean, I had a friend die and I went
to a bar and I got two beers and the
woman asked me for She goes, who's that for? I said,
that's for my friend the past. She goes, well, Needa,
I d that's good, said you too stupid to work
in a bar. You know, how are you going to?
I was like, I looked at hermboid. Do you think
(38:12):
I'm gonna smuggle this beer out to some kid outside?
You could put a thing on top of it. It's
just she didn't understand, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
If I'm not mistake, okay, well, Jeff, Jeff said court side.
So he may not know this, Yeah, but I think
at the games in the arena, you can't get too drinks.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
I well, it depends on how much money you have.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong.
If you listen, I want to be wrong.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I watched guys who are on the floor. They walk
out of that special room with two drinks in their hand,
and nobody does them.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
So, or either you can't get two drinks or you
can't get two drinks that are doubles.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Well, what I always love is they make sure that
they're open because they're afraid you're gonna throw a full
you know can onto the court.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, and the worst about it, I'm going, I'm going, well,
you know, if I throw it, you know how much
is going to empty out before it hits the court.
I said, you're still gonna have something into it. Somebody
want to think.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I just want you to know, if you work at
the arena, poor people not throwing drinks afterte no as
much of the bro we went.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We went to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We were in Atlanta and I got a double crown.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
My wife got a double tequila.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
A double crown was twenty four dollars a double tequila
was twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah in Vegas forty four.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Dad, So yeah, broke, you can you can go buy
a bottle of tequila for twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Why they that's why they run the security when you
go through, so you can't smuggle smuggle alcohol and they're
not worried about weapons. They're worried about alcohol.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Hey, so I bring the gun in, but don't brain. Yes, hey,
you can bring the gun and don't bring the tequila in, right,
all right?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
You know it's weird like we didn't have weapons back
in the eighties. I mean, what did we just get weapons? Now?
How many people get shot at events?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I can't name a football game. Think of a football
game you ever saw somebody got shot.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'm gonna say this, man, we went to the club
in the eighties, nineties, early two thousands, a fight would
break out, people would fight, but nobody pulled a gun out,
a knife out, ate nothing, and you got your ass
beat And then you was at the club the next week.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
But we respected you because you fought. You wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
You ain't gonna get a gun, You ain't running your car,
you ain't. I don't know, man, anyway.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I didn't even want to get loose. I believe in
that respect thing because I had a buddy of mine
who started every fight and ran from every one of them.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, how is he still alive?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
He's still a live, says Krista Flippy. You in Miami,
we all know who you are.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Shout out to Chris Man, Christal Flippy, Chris, Chris, good
for you.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
He's still alive.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Because he ran. He left me standing there every time
and I look over, have to talk to the dude. Listen,
I don't even know you what he live? What did
he do? He was looking at me. I'm like Christy
blinded with dental flaus. He ain't looking at.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Anybody, Chris.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Would you say that he lived to fight another day?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
He lived the run another day another day?
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Man brought his wallet either so Christmas and started a
lot of fights.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
So that's all Chris is?
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yes, Yeah, no, ch Chris. Chris don look like he
starts fights. He looks like he don't got no money,
But he don't look like he starts a fight.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Hey, man, we my pockets alone.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Man, I doesn't hanging off us not.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, if I heat, I believe I'll turn on when
he goes to sleep cool cool man.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
We got to get ready to get up out of here.
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(42:05):
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Speaker 3 (42:15):
Your ass away from schools.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Thought.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I don't know, I don't know where it came from,
but that was Jeff telling that Chris, what you got
this weekend?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
My brother?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I have a birthday party. DJ private yet gig going.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
On cool cool?
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Well what are you having a day?
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Because I thought it was the one that can turned down?
I got a birthday party?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
No, No, he doing DJ in not comedy.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's funny. That's funny, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I'm actually opening for George Wallace Friday and Saturday. Night
at the Funny Bone. I'm ridiculously happy about that. I
have Jake Tapper from CNN on my my show on Saturday, too,
so I'm just I'm just happier than anything. And I
won't be working that birthday, So.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Cool, cool man.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
We'll break legs this weekend, and Charlotte, y'all love Jay
Tampa this weekend.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I canceled San Antonio.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I would be at Doctor Phillips opening for Alisa d
Friday and then Saturday I will be in Tampa at
the Strass opening for him as well. So we appreciate
y'all for tuning in. Before we go, I gotta say
this happy birthday to my pops. Man, God rest your
soul brother. I'm having a bill for you, Dad. I
love you, I miss you, but we got to get
(43:28):
up out of here. That is Jeff the Batman coughing
from the Law offic kaupman Land and the under Oh Podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
And that is DJ Callus aka Chris Alexander. Jeff, tell
him what to do.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Take your eyes to bet.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Good night,
What's going on? Family, You'll tune into Real Labs. We're
Radio one and four point one. Your night cap of company.
My name is Kim Miller and the Big Chail Tonight, guys.
James is out on his anniversary. I don't know where
to hell Miguel, And he'd even reply back when I
was like, you want to do radio man, I'm kidding.
Today is the Marine Corps birthday, so I know, Miguel
Colonne Senior, my military dad. They do something every year
(00:28):
for the Marine Corps birthday. So shout out, Happy two
hundred and fiftieth birthday to the Marine Corps. We do
record these pre recording these shows, so it is Monday
night for us recording, so I will say, Happy two
hundred fiftyeth birthday to the Marine Corps.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I know that's what Miguel is.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
But join the Versus.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Studio with my comedy brothers.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Go start off with my boy DJ Callis aka Christopher Alexander.
For Chris, thanks were kicking it, man, Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Chris had the sound bite of the week.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Many Hey Brochrizy, Hey hey.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Man, Hey, hey know what all was trying to say?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
How we we did? I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
tell you what it was.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Also, we got Jeff the Batman calling from the law
office call and on the old podcast, So, Jeff, you
know what Chris is on here? Chris A mess A
word up Christ So Chris about love bombing, and Chris
was like, yeah, man, I gave a girl a collage.
And we was like, you gave him pictures? And then
come to find out he meant to say crossage.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
What Yeah, the little band you put on the wrisk
guys like what you start looking out.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Too, That's what we said. We were like, did you
just and did it?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Took Amy getting her white detective b and was like, Chris,
did you made cassage?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Chris? Noan you were from a lower income neighborhood. And hey, man.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Hey, but we shout out to Al. He we do Christal?
Christal softball?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh, beach ball, beach ball.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I missed the beginning part, so I didn't know what
he was talking about when he said Game of Thrones, like,
oh okay, game of.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Thrones, Chris, Chris costs me and comicawatch because he's taking
my geek card away. It cost me seventy dollars. And
when I finally give one back to him?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
What does he do?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Just kind of humming, the humming, humble Game of Thrones game.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I didn't know.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I never watched Game of Thrones.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I watched the House of Dragons.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And the funny thing was Jeff knew the answer.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I would sitting here like the show with the Dragons,
the show winner is coming.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It was like, what's that game?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
He knew all the lines from it too?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
What's the game? Twenty five thousand dollars pyramid?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
That was me? Yes, and Chris went fifteen minutes without
saying anything, and I'm like, going, I got the one
for him, and I'm looking dead at him. Got it?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh yeah, too funny.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I'm over here freezing de.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Catch bro.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh come on, come on, you know he turned that
heat on. That's an extra six.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Dollars no in term of heat on. My wife is
mad and yell at me.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
AnyWho, man shouted again, man, but I got the fellas
in here, man. Jeff was out. Man, Jeff, how was
your weekend?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Man? I it was busy. It was busy. I saw
the Magic a couple of times. You know, I love
watching going to NBA games. But I'm too competitive. Man,
I can't go. I get angry. I'm angry at these
games because you screw up, you miss a free throw.
You know, I'm no good with this man. I don't
sent me around people because they got they got seats
(03:40):
right behind the magic okay, and you could pay, you
could pay a mortgage payment to get one. So I
do this. The only problem is I realized the players
and the coaches are a foot away from me, and
they had missed like thirteen free throws. And I was stewing,
and I realized you can't put fans behind and teams
(04:01):
because you're gonna get thrown out. And the security guard
is facing around and it's chair in front of me
like a foot front, going I dare you, I dare you.
I was going to, but you go have it. You're
going to have it. I wasn't good man. I can't
go to no games, no more.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, Jeff, But Jeff, you from Miami are the heat
your team.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No where you live is where your team is. Everybody
only only people who don't say that whether teams are good. Oh,
I'm a Yankee fan, you know, real hard. But when
you come from I've been. I've been in Orlando for
thirty years. I've had season tickets to the Magic. That's
your team, man, you know, that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I kind of.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Disagree with you. Well, you don't have a team here
who plays football here.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh yeah, I'm yeah, I'm a Panthers fan for sure, right,
but I'm a Lakers I always.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I grew up a Lakers fan because up a Lakers fan.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, I grew up You didn't live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, so Bob McAdoo. And I became a Lakers fan
because of my pops.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, you have a.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Team in North Carolina. You could be a Hornet.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah. Now, I will root for the Hornets.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know during my high school years when we because
I think we got the Hornets Jeff.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
In ninety one.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, And during our high school years, the most popular
jacket in America was a Charlotte Hornet started jacket.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It was a and we had a good We.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Had Larry Johnson, Alonzo Morning, what's Dale Curry? Steph Curry's father,
Muggsy Bogues played on that team. And you know, we
were hype about Charlotte but I wasn't like a Charlotte
Hornets fan like I am a Laker fan like I am.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm a true true Lakers.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, I mean, I mean Laker fans being that was different.
You had Magic Johnson, You've had, you have so many
great players. You had even Shock. We want to claim
it as a matchup, but he didn't win Sunday Championships. Yeah,
Kobe Bryant possibly the one or second best basketball player
ever existed. You know, I mean, it's a whole different thing.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Chris, I know you, Chris, you have the basketball team.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, ninety six ninety seven Bulls.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Jordan's Yeah, no like like not like not now?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, okay, hey not eighty four eighty five Lakers? No, like,
do you have a team that you following the Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
No you Hey you didn't say now and Firs now
now okay.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, So Chris, as a guy that's in that watching sports,
Me and Jeff love sports. When another guy comes up,
you're gonna say, who's your team? You don't give him
a team and a year, you tell them what team.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You look for?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Okay, fair enough?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Game of Thrones book.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Now he wants an answer.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Now it is magics. I like the magics.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, then I know you don't like the magic because
it's the magic, not s.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's not the Miami heats.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You don't pluralize it.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You know, it's not the Orlando magics. It's just the
Orlando match, is how.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I don't about a guy? Okay, Yeah, give me the pearl.
Give me the pearl. That's it.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Amy would have known what he was talking about. Amy
and I are actually opening for for uh George Wallace.
As I guarantee George has never had openers like us.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Hey, let me tell you one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Now, I don't know, because you know, Sein peild is
his boy, so he might have had some white opener
he got.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
He got white openers. I mean, we're lily white openers,
you know.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Now, let me tell your son, I'm a shy. Clip
from yesterday when he said he was gonna take care
of the Portobella's, the hot dog place. He's like, it's
a five star. He said, make a reservation. Illi, you
don't need a reservation. They gotta drive through. You could
just drive up to get your food. That amen, Jeorge,
(07:50):
I'm I'm I'm happy for y'all. But I'm so jealous
at the same time because I really would love to
be there.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Man, realize, I'm a I'm a huge fan of his
and and you know, I saw him in Vegas fifteen
years ago and I had such good seats that Floyd
Mayweather was in the seat behind me. I mean, that's
how good these seats were. And man, I laughed my
ass off, for he's a beast and he's to be
(08:16):
able to open for this guy, I don't even know.
I'm blown away. I still.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
And the crazy thing is, they're so famous, they don't understand.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't think they know what it means to us. No,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Like when I got to open for Eddie Griffin and
it wasn't even I'd even ask, Jeff, I just happened
to be sitting at the bar and the GM came
out and was like, thank god you here. Eddie Griffin
ain't bring an opener. That's how it worked, That's how
I was like. And this back in the day, Jeff,
when I used to wear button ups on stage, I.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Said, I got a shirt in the car.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I ran to the car, got a shirt, put my
shirt on, got the When I got to open for
Paul Mooney, like we just talked about him with Ali.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
When I got to open for Patrise O'Neil, like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I don't think these comedians understand what they mean.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I cried when I opened for Damon Wayne.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
You know why because I don't think they I don't
think they take themselves that way, not that I think
when you said to him yesterday, you go, I think
you're better than Bill Cosby, and I mean that. Okay,
you could say it, but both him and I looked
at you the same way. I don't care, no, But
but you know, in this hard he could never see himself.
I'm not better than Cosby. He even said, he said,
(09:35):
I I went to his three hour show. I could
only survive two hours because he hurt me so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And I think Cosby is hilarious, But you talking about consistent.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Ali got nine specials out right now.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
First of all, Domino Effect is one joke. M hm,
it is one joke.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
He said, I did all that for a sweatsuit.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
It's like, I'm not saying that, but cos Cosby created that.
Though Cosby would tell a story about his brother and
flushing his head in the toilet, and that last line
at the end, and if it wasn't for his head,
I mean these were I mean that was a thirty
minute payoff for it.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And I'm not taking nothing away from Cosby, I think.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
But still, but still, that's just that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hey, I had this argument.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I had this not argument, but this back and forth
with Marlon Wayan's Marton Wayne says that Richard Pryor is
the greatest comedian of all time.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I would, hey, I think it's Dave Chappelle. And we
had a friendly back and forth.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It wasn't no, because, like you know, most of the
time when it comes to sports, it's like.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yo, mama stupid. I hope she died.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Like wait a minute, what mama got to do with this.
We had a friendly back and forth and we went
I went special for special, I went longevity, I went
consistency out all of it, and we both came to
the agreement. Like all you said your piece, I said,
mind it's the same. Okay, you can say, hey, I
think Cosby is that, And I'm gonna say, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
You know why, I'll tell you why. I grew up
on records and you would listen to a special you
didn't get to like watch a TV special of Richard Pryor.
You got to listen to A seven albums and the
Red Fox albums. And when you grew up on comedy,
you grew up listening audio on. You'd burn a record out,
you'd hear it.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
At the tubes. Yeah, let me say something. Is this
something I said Richard Pryor? I know that I know
that CD from that tape I used to walk to school.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I don't cassette.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Why is a thirteen fourteen year old listening to Richard?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
We all did we offered to school.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I know that I know that by centennial in word
is that in word? Crazy?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I know all of them.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I'm haunted by that one joke. They don't shoot cars.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Y Dracula versus the Whyo?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh, Chris, go have you heard Drakla versus Wino?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I haven't heard that one, bro.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So Richard prot talks about how if Dracqula came to
a black neighborhood and had to deal with a wino.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Go go listen to you. It is okay hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
When he told that, dude, I hope you I hope
you get sickle sale. Hey man, hey dog, what's your
And and that's once again, I think when you go
back and forth about who you think the best, is
that something I think people get upset because they think
you're taking.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Away from this nostalgia. Yeah, you know you heard, you
heard Raley said he's he was talking about you know,
people fans and how they dig in and they take
up their beefs and they do all these different things.
Oh like even basketball teams. Oh, who was the best?
Kobe or Jordan? If you grew up watching the Laker
games all the time and you didn't see as much Shortan,
(12:52):
of course you're going to say Kobe. And you know,
as human beings, you're going you know, they're they're different guys.
You know, they just you know, Lebron is a good question.
Lebron is the most vanilla basketball player I know. I
mean that's why nothing nothing was. He could hit the threes.
He could hit, but it wasn't sexy. But he delivered
(13:14):
for what twenty years now, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Eight and nine straight finals, like like dude, and I
know people going, well, he lost six, he lost five, whatever,
he was, he still got there.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
It's players in the NBA that never made the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I think there are players who still don't Tracy McGrady.
I thought, if he would have played with a decent
team one year.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
If Toronto, if if him events in Toronto, or or
the Tim Duncan Trade.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Or Grant Hill wasn't hurt Grant.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It was gonna be Grand Hill, Tracy McGrady and Tim dunk.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But Grant Hill was hurt for seven years too, so
that was he never got to play with Grant.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Imagine that Grant Hill, Tracy McGrady and Tim dunk Man.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Hey, with that.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Being said, we got to take commercial break because I
just saw Chris Head explode because you know nothing about sports.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Hey, we'll be right back real last.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
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Speaker 2 (15:23):
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Speaker 1 (15:26):
Also, once again shout out to Ali Sadik for kicking
it with us all.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
A sudden this weekend.
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Our one of our official sponsors, Orlando Funnybone. Make sure
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Speaker 3 (15:41):
This Doctor Hampton too. I didn't know that I got
a juris doctor.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You gotta, Jeff, don't tell me that. I will call you,
Doc Coffin. I will call you dot. I will call
you dot call me the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Man. I was a medic. Don't call me that. Kids
here the Willies O.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Speaking of that. Yeah, man, Happy Veterans Day, my brothers.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, Happy Veterans Day to you too, and Chris, you know,
Happy Veterans Day. This is the first time all three
of us can kiss each other's.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Asses, right, Hey, what's crazy? Is I know?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Jeff A Jeff, do you go get the free stuff
on Veterans Day?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
No? No, See. See, you guys were in the military
when they liked you. I was in the military before
they liked you.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, because at the nine to eleven it was like
they love us.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Oh updating it doesn't storm, doesn't storm. They liked you.
I used to go to airports. They wouldn't even look
at you buying drinks. They everyone asked you, what did
you do wrong? No, nobody ever thought. Nobody thanked you
for your service. So now I don't know if I
if I have it. You know, when people say, hey,
stand up if you're a veteran, you know I'm not.
(16:47):
I don't do that that well, man, And I think
a lot of veterans my age feel the same way.
When we talk about it, they go, yeah, it's a
lot to get used to. I ain't saying you guys
had it better, but I'm just saying that they no.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I feel like my father's generation, you know, my father
was no. I think I think Miguel's dad as well.
They they it's because they were baby killers. They were
that that that war was one of the first televised wars,
that it was vicious. So when they came home, they
didn't get the love and respect that that you you
(17:24):
think you should get.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
But now I also teach people how to have respect.
I went to jungle school at Fort Sherman and Panama
when they had it. And when you were in the
in the jungle for like three weeks, much less years,
you know, do do a week there and you'll be like, oh,
thank you for doing this, thank you for your service
because it is wet, miserable.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And then but a lot of people do, like today
at work.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I was at work today and they was like, yo, man,
happy Veterans Day, which is you know.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Tomorrow, tomorrow I gotta go to work. Do you get.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
To know it's not a general holiday for my job.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I don't even get a day offida I'm like, and
I owed the place.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was not a holiday.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
But everybody was like, yo, man, because I joke at
my job. I'm like, yeah, you know, I did three
tours and nom, you know what I mean. Joking, But
we laughed about it. But I was like, you know,
I had to show love to the Marine Corps for
their birthday, you know what I mean, especially in mcguil's dad.
Miguel's dad has showed me so much love, you know
(18:22):
what I mean. Miguel jokes that I'm his father's real son.
And when I went to that Marine Corps party and
I had my Army shirt on, Jeff, you know, I
came in there and letting him know.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Rock the Marine Corps. Yeah you could if I ever
catch you in one, bro, Oh, you better not even
be in the room.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
They were so accepted, like we veterans is we love
each other.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I really did because they served, we served before.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, oh if you serve.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
It now, No, they did not respect if you serve
it now, But once you're out, you can respect everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, we we love each other, bro, We super superduper
love each other.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So happy Veterans Day man and all that. But Jeff
is opening this weekend for George Wallace. You know, I
let Jeff know, do that do that material that got
you there, Jeff, don't go up in there and do
some stuff you wrote this morning dope.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
You know, you guys, I got a problem, and you
know I have a problem. I hate God. You guys
are professionals. You know you can knock that stuff down.
You can knock a routine down fifty two hundred times
and have it perfect and nail it. You know. I
just you know, it was like I was talking to
Marlon Wayans and we talked about new material and he says, yeah,
(19:36):
I let it go, and then I want the new stuff,
and I want the new stuff. It feels like when
somebody wants your hits, like if you're you're a band
and they expect you to play those seven songs that
the only seven songs that matter to them, and they're going,
but I really love this song. So yeah, I'm not
going to test drive anything, George, tell you that right now. Yeah,
but I did want to test drive. See audience has changed, now,
(19:59):
are you know? Ali? He played all a playces for
like old white people now, so he's gonna be a
doctor Phillips. It's gonna be a lot of old white
people at the show.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I think Miguel and I had a show in New
Smarter Beach where they informed us beforehand. They go, it
had to be PG thirteen like that afternoon, and you
know how I feel about that. I feel like, oh,
I'm the same way.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I feel the same way.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
It wouldn't bother me. But I do feel the same way.
It's not fun out of it, and it's not fun.
I hate dude, Jeff. Somebody hit me up the other day, brother,
and was like, hey, I got this show.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
It's for a church, and I think you'd be phenomen No.
I won't. No, no, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And I have a job, but I do a good job,
but I'm not going to have a good time doing it.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And she wanted forty and she wanted forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I said, I can give you ten to fifteen at
my own church. I give you ten to fifteen minutes
of family comedy. After that, I'm gonna say, mm.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
You like, yeah, you like the curse?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I like because Cussin's fun.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh, by the way, Chris Casey, bitch is we can
say bitch.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Oh yay, okay, all right, all right, well that bitch.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You know I got that.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, but Jeff, I agree, like, thank god they told
you ahead of time, not when you walked in the door.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But I'm with you. I just don't want to do
PG comedy.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I like the cuss and you know the audience that
shows up, they're not really ready for it either. Some
of these people, they go, well, this is an older crowd.
There's the guy. Miguel caught him first. I didn't realize
what Miguel was saying until I got on the stage
and I saw the duty he was talking to. There
was a dude doing his Frankenstein impression. He was like
probably ninety, you know, wasn't there, had his arms in
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the air with the arms forward with the knuckles and
just staring at you with crazy eyes. And I didn't
know if he was breathing. But I tried to acknowledge
him once or twice, and then I had to like
look for the rest my other twenty five minutes, I
had to look to the left. I couldn't even look
at this dude anymore. And you know, don't bring people
if they're not there, man, now that they're right, don't
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stick them in the front row. I mean, because you're
trying to be funny, and you looked on you're right man,
And I thought he was doing a bit nothing. He
was just not there, and I thought that he was there.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Just the thing I found out though.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So I did the gig this past weekend in Ruskin, Florida,
and it's.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's a fifty five and up show. They they're they're old.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
And I didn't cuss, you know, my normal cuss words,
you know, hell ass, damn, I didn't do them. After
the show, a person she walked to me, she was like, yeah,
I mean you are hilarious, babe.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Just we expected to be a little bit more dirty.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I said, yeah, But I said because I every time
I do older crowds, they want me to be clean.
And then after the show, every older crowd is like, yo,
you could have we old. It's not you know what
I mean, It's not like they feel.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Like when it comes to like certain like certain older
crowd out, they they want their dirtyess because they want
because they not as vibrant as they were.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
So they rant, I give y'all, where did you go?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
All right, Chris, I don't think it's that. I think
it's that.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And I told the lady this, I said y'all came
up with Red Fox, Richard pryor George Carlin, some of
the dirty moms, maybe some of the nastiest, dirtiest jokes ever.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
But now y'all want us to be clean.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, because I remember when I when I used to
do home care. I had a lady Christopher you did
you did, Colmedy, What's your dirtiest joke? And I gave
her the dirtiest one I had? And She's like, can
you go dirty years Chris?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Chris? What kind of homecare did you do?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Chris nurse?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, Man, I gotta tell you Chris wants into my house.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I'm going to be like, hey, Jeff went out.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
My health insurance policy.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Hey, yeah, the government shut down because you don't want
Chris to come to your house.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's not not just no more. Is this shield or
bump shield going on here?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Hey, Jeff?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
When I first met Chris at the other bar, Christmas
a c NA bro, and we used to destroy like
we make fun of Chris now, but it was even
worse back then.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I used to come to the to the open mic
in my scripts straight straight from for the thermometer bro.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh my goodness, man, shoot.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
So hold on hold on So Friday, you got your
you're opening.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
For Yeah, So so I got to email to do
I need to email the guy to let him not
cancel san Antonio. So Friday I met doctor Phillips with
Ali it's a it's a man, bro, it's a it's
a festival. He'll be Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Hey I not. And that was the other thing.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So so Jeff, the week before I'm in Tampa with
OMGS Wicks make a good amount of money.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Then the next night and another good amount of money.
And then I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
About to go to San Antonio and no disrespect to
the festival. I'm not about to make any money now.
Ten years ago festivals were my thing. I'm twenty years
in the game. I gotta make money, like, no, like,
I got to make money, you know what I'm saying. So, like,
somebody hit me up for a show the other day,
wanted me to do a birthday party. I sent him
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my rate. They was like for twenty minutes. I said, yeah,
that's my rate for twenty minutes.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Woo okay.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Then here Christian, no, Chris, no, this was back, Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I sent them your info.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I sent there, I said, Hey, here go some other
comedians that may do it for that price, but this
is my price.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I'm not backing down for my price now.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Ten years ago, once again I would have been like,
all whatever, No, I'm not I'm not backing down for
my price anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Chris shows up with blue animals. He's ready to go.
You know why blue animals like birthday parties? Dude, come on,
work with me, Okay, I give you that.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
I'll give you that. I was like, why are you
seeing me with blue animals that.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Maybe you know I don't know.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Kill it from you for the show.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Hey man, I'm freezing to death over here. That's all bro.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Cut the damn heat on.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I can't. He's gonna show up with a snuggie.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Next what You can't cut the heat on because your wife.
You can't cut the heat on because you ain't got
no money killed.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's the two parts.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
You just came home. So she so she she's trying
to be all comfortable one night. So I'm just I'm
letting her.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Be so she cold. It's gonna drop to thirty two tonight,
I know.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Don't remind me, man, Chris, don't you have pets or anything.
You gotta pets.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Chris live in the hood. Ain't no pets. He got roaches.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Hey, Florida, we all got.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
They might be in the bad too.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
That is a Chris and Kin joke. That is our joke.
Don't nobody know that joke. That is between me and
kiss Dumn Miss Harlem. Everybody got roch Now, I got
to heat on right now because I already know it's
gonna be coldest hell in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I go to work.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
So my I got I'm going to my nephew, my
gods sons lash nephew school.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Tomorrow for the it's a vet they doing the veterans,
they think.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So I got my hat already ready, Jeff, it was
my hat. I already got my hat ready. I got
my my hashtag go Army shirt, and I'm going to
my nephews.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Had this eighty second jersey, man, I got a lot
of for I got a hoodie which the eighty second
Airborne on it. I got a lot of good responses
from that.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Now, that's so, I found a website that does shirts
for like basis, so like whatever military base you were
stationed at, they.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Got changing the name of the one I was out that.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Is, yeah they have because a lot of them basis
named after slave owners for.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Something. And then it went back to Fort Bragg, but
it's not named after the Brag. It was originally named after.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
So I got a Fort Watchuka one coming right now.
So because Fort Wachuga.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Fort Jackson, you would think that a change, But I think,
how did that? How did that save?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Hey, hey, Cam Jackson. They like, yeah, we're gonna keep
this one.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
How did that? Out of older nights.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
That that that might have been the main one.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
That'd be oh yeah and right next to us KKK, we'll.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Keep it going the main one they got.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I was like, how did that one survive? People from
South Carolina they're tough.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
So yeah, so Chris, I am. We talked about this already.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You know me.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
First place I go is Little Caesars, get my free
Little Caesars pizza, and then I either do Olive Garden
Chili's or Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
They always got a veteran.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Cake or something.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
What do you got no apple beans? They they have
like a little menu.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
So it's used like it's like kids, man, you are
a good one.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
No it's not.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Now now, got two wings Apple is actually pretty good, Jeff.
They got a steak, they got a chicken dinner and
then a burger Man you do. And Olive Garden is
like Alfredo blah blah blah like stuff like that. So
they some of them do have some good meals. But
I think I'm probably gonna do olive Garden because I
love olive Garden.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
So but we got to take a commercial break. Man,
we gotta get up out of here.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
We'll be right back real Last Real Radio one, oh
four point one. We're back real, Last Real Radio one
(29:47):
A four point one Your night capa company. My name
is Tim Miller and the Big Cheddar night. James is
getting his anniversary on Miguel is hanging out with his dad.
Shout out to the marine called Marine Corps Birthday. And
we got the vetter terans in the house, two Army
veterans in de weed, Navy veteran Jeff the Batman Kaufman
from the office, DJ Callice aka Chris Alexander, and me,
(30:11):
Happy birthday to my pops.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
So I am drinking a beer.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I drink a beer on my dad's birthday and also
the day my daddy passed. And the reason I do
it is because I never got to enjoy a beer
with my father.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
My father was a avid beer drinker.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
And when I say avid, I mean a six pack
of day beer drinker. So on his birthday and on
his the day that he passed away, I do have
a beer.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
And I will tell you this is jeff beer disgusting.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Listen, I'm not about playing beer.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
What are you drinking?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
I'm specialty. I go Indian, I go ten eleven percent.
I don't scare around.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I just can't do it. Bro It's I don't know
what it is about it. It's so gross to me. Dog,
you drink crown that whiskey? Baby, Yeah, that's not like
real whiskey. It's like it's like specialty whiskey. Jeff, Hey, Jeff,
not today today I got a Japanese whiskey.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Oh ten min See, I didn't do this, I said, Oh.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Jeffrey, call for me. Let me tell you about this whiskey.
It's forty three percent proof, right. I had two drinks
last night. I'm sitting in the living room and my
TV's not working, and I'm like, yo, I just bought
this TV at eighty five inch TV. Chris helped me
put it up. I said, Yo, the TV is not working.
(31:35):
I'm hitting the thing. It's not working. Hit shine up.
I says, I don't know what's going on with this TV.
The sound ain't working. All this money we.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Paid for this TV, we're taking it back.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
She says, Baby, it's on mute. I said, baby, I'm
gone take my ass to bed. I don't know what's it.
I don't know what's in this.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't put the TV on mute. Jeff and didn't
even know it.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
That's the problem. Drinking too much. Now we sponsor a Wednesday.
We sponsor a whole bowling league, like all thirteen teams,
so every Wednesday I have to go bowling. And I
realized I'm too competitive, man, I can't. I get angry.
I start playing mean, I start doing weird things. You know.
I become a better bowler solely because I don't like
(32:26):
to lose. But these people take it serious. They got
like three different balls. Oh, they got three different balls.
I'm like, wait, what is this one for?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
This one is forgetting spares? I said, what's this one for? Oh,
this one's for knocking pin a lot of pins down.
I'm not going mat And they sit there and they
rub the ball for like like five minutes between throws,
and I'm going, man, you people are too serious. I
mean they waxing these things. They got their own shoes,
you know.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, so I have my own shoes and my own
bowling ball.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah, and I got my own You did you.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Have two balls?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Just one?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
So when I first moved out here, I was I
signed up at in Alzemont at the bowling out and
it was called the Lousy Bowling League, and they train
you how to bowl, and then at the end of
the training they give you a bowling ball in a
pairachutes in a bag.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
So I have a bulling.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I have all of that, But I had been bowling
in like four or five fingers.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
People people party, Wait we did? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
When was that?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It was.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Jersey and Mary's.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Then it was like the anniversary party or birthday party.
It was like one of the birthday parties.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
You don't even know we were there.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
I know we was there.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Did you bowl?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah, it's not the place where they I popped my knee.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, yeah, that's the string place. Yeah, count straight and stuff.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Yeah, they tell that to my county.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I was living for two weeks. Christ imagine he survived
cooking in the military that long and hurt himself bowling.
Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yeah, and didn't even cook. He's acy mechanics, not to go.
What was your you know, thank you for your service. Yeah,
I kept things around sixty five sixty four degree?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Oh my goodness, Hey, fellas, quick question, how y'all feeling.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
About daylight savings? Is bro it's like dark at three
point thirty?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Why do we have it?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I don't right.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah, see, here's the thing. It was originally for farmers. Okay,
I get right. But for example, I had to hear
it in Arizona and I go, what time is it?
She goes, well, Jeff, it's really at nine. It's supposed
to be at ten. But they don't have daylight saving
in Arizona. I go, how did Arizona not have to
have it? But the rest of the country has to
because we try to get rid of it. But they say, oh,
(34:57):
you have to go to Congress to get rid of it.
I don't know, not.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Because when I was staying in Arizona, the time doesn't change.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
No, So how did the Arizona get it? Is it?
Because it's They go, well, this place sucks. So you Yeah,
if you're from Arizona, I don't give a damn you
do know why Because it's hot. It's one hundred and
twenty degrees in certain places in Arizona. You walk outside,
you catch on fire, right bust of the flames.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I'm with you, with you, bro, Arizona was a different
But yeah, man, it's fu of talk. It's like, I
got off work today. So when I get up in
the morning to go to work, the sun is up.
The sun is usually never is up when I get
up in the morning six o'clock. Then I get off
work at six to come home. It is like twelve
thirty midnight at six pm.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
It was for buses and farmers. That was that kids
getting on buses and farmers. And now the kids don't
run busses, so you know, we're all sitting around going.
You know, kids don't go to school no more.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Chris, how do you feel about daylight? Sayment, I don't
like it?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Does it? I got nothing to it. It's just I
don't like it.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
It's it's I lose an hour, I gain an hour,
then I lose an hour again, then a gain an hour.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Then I'm just sleepy.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's why I don't want you on this show.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Like I just when I asked, your son is like
that's all I got.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
It's not all you got. I need you.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
To add more, Tonic, bro, I am why are you
cutting me off?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I'm adding to it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I'm getting nobody to cut your ass off.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
You just stop talk.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Go ahead, Chris, Okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
All I'm saying is it makes me sleepy because I'm
losing an hour, or when I when I'm getting comfortable
to it, like when the one that you gain an hour,
is that that one that's the one that made right
one we just had?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Did we gain an hour?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Still stupid anyway, I don't like it, so it bothers me.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
So true I was, we can give you another ten
minutes of dead error.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
If you like.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, Hey, hey, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Every time I'm like, man, I need people on the show,
I hit up the group Chack Chris like I can
be there, and I'd be like, man, I don't even know, Well, there's.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
A reason why say not.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
You You can say hey, nothing, you can say hey,
I'm never gonna Chris, you have to say you can see.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
This one out.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I'm never going to tell you to sit one out, Chris,
I just want you to talk more.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
I'm talking, but you're not put the word.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You know.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
He just used to spending stuff. That's why he has
DJ in front of this thing.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Right, I got the buttons that president says it for meuse.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Hot and he's ready to go.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Right.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
But that's okay, though. We're getting there.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
We getting there, man, We're getting there. This beer grows.
I don't know how people drinking.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Why do you got to drink all of it?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I'm not I just be I'm just sitting.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I mean, I had a friend die and I went
to a bar and I got two beers and the
woman asked me for She goes, who's that for? I said,
that's for my friend the past. She goes, well, Needa,
I d that's good, said you too stupid to work
in a bar. You know, how are you going to?
I was like, I looked at hermboid. Do you think
(38:12):
I'm gonna smuggle this beer out to some kid outside?
You could put a thing on top of it. It's
just she didn't understand, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
If I'm not mistake, okay, well, Jeff, Jeff said court side.
So he may not know this, Yeah, but I think
at the games in the arena, you can't get too drinks.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
I well, it depends on how much money you have.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong.
If you listen, I want to be wrong.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I watched guys who are on the floor. They walk
out of that special room with two drinks in their hand,
and nobody does them.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
So, or either you can't get two drinks or you
can't get two drinks that are doubles.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Well, what I always love is they make sure that
they're open because they're afraid you're gonna throw a full
you know can onto the court.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, and the worst about it, I'm going, I'm going, well,
you know, if I throw it, you know how much
is going to empty out before it hits the court.
I said, you're still gonna have something into it. Somebody
want to think.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I just want you to know, if you work at
the arena, poor people not throwing drinks afterte no as
much of the bro we went.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We went to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We were in Atlanta and I got a double crown.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
My wife got a double tequila.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
A double crown was twenty four dollars a double tequila
was twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah in Vegas forty four.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Dad, So yeah, broke, you can you can go buy
a bottle of tequila for twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Why they that's why they run the security when you
go through, so you can't smuggle smuggle alcohol and they're
not worried about weapons. They're worried about alcohol.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Hey, so I bring the gun in, but don't brain. Yes, hey,
you can bring the gun and don't bring the tequila in, right,
all right?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
You know it's weird like we didn't have weapons back
in the eighties. I mean, what did we just get weapons? Now?
How many people get shot at events?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I can't name a football game. Think of a football
game you ever saw somebody got shot.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'm gonna say this, man, we went to the club
in the eighties, nineties, early two thousands, a fight would
break out, people would fight, but nobody pulled a gun out,
a knife out, ate nothing, and you got your ass
beat And then you was at the club the next week.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
But we respected you because you fought. You wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
You ain't gonna get a gun, You ain't running your car,
you ain't. I don't know, man, anyway.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
I didn't even want to get loose. I believe in
that respect thing because I had a buddy of mine
who started every fight and ran from every one of them.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, how is he still alive?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
He's still a live, says Krista Flippy. You in Miami,
we all know who you are.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Shout out to Chris Man, Christal Flippy, Chris, Chris, good
for you.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
He's still alive.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Because he ran. He left me standing there every time
and I look over, have to talk to the dude. Listen,
I don't even know you what he live? What did
he do? He was looking at me. I'm like Christy
blinded with dental flaus. He ain't looking at.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Anybody, Chris.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Would you say that he lived to fight another day?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
He lived the run another day another day?
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Man brought his wallet either so Christmas and started a
lot of fights.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
So that's all Chris is?
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yes, Yeah, no, ch Chris. Chris don look like he
starts fights. He looks like he don't got no money,
But he don't look like he starts a fight.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Hey, man, we my pockets alone.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Man, I doesn't hanging off us not.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, if I heat, I believe I'll turn on when
he goes to sleep cool cool man.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
We got to get ready to get up out of here.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Man, Thank you all so much for tuning in and
listening to Real Lass. We're Radio one or four point one.
Do guys do me a favorite. Go out there and
follow us on social media. Also, make sure you go
to YouTube and subscribe. All of our shows are up.
And if you missed our shows and you want to
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(42:05):
to listen to this country voice. Listen to me. Listen, listen,
listen to Matter of Fact. Put me on while you're
making a little though and keep.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Your ass away from schools.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Thought.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I don't know, I don't know where it came from,
but that was Jeff telling that Chris, what you got
this weekend?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
My brother?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I have a birthday party. DJ private yet gig going.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
On cool cool?
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Well what are you having a day?
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Because I thought it was the one that can turned down?
I got a birthday party?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
No, No, he doing DJ in not comedy.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's funny. That's funny, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I'm actually opening for George Wallace Friday and Saturday. Night
at the Funny Bone. I'm ridiculously happy about that. I
have Jake Tapper from CNN on my my show on Saturday, too,
so I'm just I'm just happier than anything. And I
won't be working that birthday, So.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Cool, cool man.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
We'll break legs this weekend, and Charlotte, y'all love Jay
Tampa this weekend.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I canceled San Antonio.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I would be at Doctor Phillips opening for Alisa d
Friday and then Saturday I will be in Tampa at
the Strass opening for him as well. So we appreciate
y'all for tuning in. Before we go, I gotta say
this happy birthday to my pops. Man, God rest your
soul brother. I'm having a bill for you, Dad. I
love you, I miss you, but we got to get
(43:28):
up out of here. That is Jeff the Batman coughing
from the Law offic kaupman Land and the under Oh Podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
And that is DJ Callus aka Chris Alexander. Jeff, tell
him what to do.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Take your eyes to bet.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Good night,
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