October 3, 2025 • 46 mins
Thursday 10-2-25 Show #1200: Jeff is going to a cosplay wedding and we discuss the resiliency of crackheads.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
Dog?
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What?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's October already? I was looking up at our real
last Wednesday, ten October.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
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Speaker 1 (00:46):
Spooky season. That's right, bro, and said baby, we.
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Here Spooky season started.
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in front.
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to show up to your career.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
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little a little chipotle.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
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Speaker 2 (01:07):
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go get that money, order, pay my rent, bring me
back some tussy rulls for that.
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Speaker 1 (01:57):
Jeff Coffin, what is that? Brother? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I'm it's lucky to be here.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I get a due.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I realize that I am blessed to have you as
my friends and to be able to do the craziest
crap I can imagine we do. This is so weird.
I had these two attorneys in my office the other
day and the meeting ran long, and I said to him,
I said, oh, I got a actually, guys, I got
a fifteen minute interview with Michael Chickliss could you uh,
could you wait? And the guy goes, you got what
(02:23):
I said, Well, come to the studio, and these two
saw in the studio and listen to me interview the commission,
you know, the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
From making I was like, for the new movie.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
And they're going, how does this happen? I said, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I just just this is dope, But I do dope things. Yeah,
So I'm fortune with you, guys.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I gotta say. We got to interview Paulie Shore on
last Monday night, and then I got to see him
and I got to go backstage and talk to him
about comedy in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It was you said you.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You had a pretty good time with him. You said
he did a pretty good job Paulie. Believe it or not.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
It's new material. But I tell you what, he don't care.
He just doesn't care about anything. He shows up in
sweatpants with like this shirt that you know that you
know what one You're supposed to dry clean, but you don't,
and it looks like you haven't washed this thing, and
you well, let me put on something and it just
happens to be your only college shirt left, Okay, And
that's the way he looked and he walked out and
(03:16):
did fifty five minutes, and it was new material and
he had a good time with it, and the fans
liked it, the audience liked it. You know, there are
times that I liked it. I was going, you know,
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can live it.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Okay, we can get Talfee Commnians.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Jeff Kaufman is sitting there with those other lawyers, are like,
how are you interviewing Vic Mackie from the shield.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He's like, I don't know. Hey, real quick, guys, how
do you like your stegasaurus steak?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
What what stegasaurus steak you like?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Damn player, you don't know what stegosaurus steak is? Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Man, Hey, hey, Linda, don't even get them that unicorn milk.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
They ain't even ready. I want to don't want to
sprint or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't know what you guys do yo, Me and
Miguel would definitely eat Stegasaurus.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Oh dude, already know mid rare mid with rosemary and
garlic already.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Man, Like, I got I gotta do mine, well done.
I don't, I don't. I don't know what dinosaur blood
gonna do to my gird.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Bro, it ain't blood, man, it's an end zime. Listen, man, listen,
you're gonna be like. Let me get the dinosaur fishers.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Man, it'll fix said girl. Yeah, mad like my status.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Bro, that's funny, man, that is funny.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You'd be happy when they start, when they start goodding
them them predator ribs, I'm telling you, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Let me get some rib oh man, the pressure ribs
off the chain.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We can all agree that predator would be dark meat, right.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Hundred percent. It's gonna predator's black.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, he got drags, yeah, predidor black dude, Man, he
got dregs. Man. He called the N word. Dy Gliver
didn't even flinch.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Then't saying nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What's the thing that pop up your face on alien?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What you no more? The face hugger?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Over there, he said, Hey, hey, hey, hey, he thinks cousin.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, what's up? Player? You're good? What's what's the thing
called the face hugger?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
No more?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You know they're gonna be in the seafood boil. Oh
yeah z no more boy with a little old bay potatoes.
Boy the whole day on my zeno.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Hey man, hey, let me find out somebody doing the
whole road tsory of.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
E t Hey, hey, let me get that glowing finger player.
That's the best.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Come on, man, I'm gonna be eating good bro, James,
don't be eating good bro.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I'm telling you, dog. They are ridiculous. Yeah. What goes
with alien though? What you drink with it? What? What
pairs with an alien though?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Alien red wine? That's red?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You gotta have it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
About breaking out the crown, he don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It's cabernet, a light caberinet.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And again when I'm gonna go to KMC, let me
get an a piece of fog horned leg horn.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Hey, can he get some spicy z no more? Let
me get a piece of spicy z no more? Some
of them, some of them, please, yousaur fritters.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
And then what's uping and you want to gravy or what? Now?
Let me get something. Let me be one of the
sweet and sour, mok wise and racket predator ribs.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah all right, they were my predator ribs. They right
there where Hold up? Sorry, they was on invisible man.
I went to a fish fry last week.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I said, I got megaladon.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's somewhere eating up here.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Heyduk n he got megala don hold up?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Then, hey, you want to do the megaladna.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
You're trying to do the cracking special cracking cracking megladn
file at some fish cracklings and koslaw.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Y'all still got the mixing match? Yeah, come on match,
let me get let me get both of them.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You want original or deep space nine?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Give me the Space nine. I had that one last week.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Player and a cheer one. You are good, hey, Charis man,
give me some biscuits for this for his face? Hugger
boil cherise. You acting up now?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
I got a whole drive backed up man, Hey sir, yeah,
if you want, if you want that extra crispy megladn,
that's gonna be about a twenty minute wait.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. We got holopos hey people around
to the third morning. Hey, hey, hold up, stink stank
give me one. Give me a blunt here man.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I will say this, that might be one of my
biggest pet peas of fast food when when pas make
you pull up, bro, all you cook is chicken.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I don't order a pizza if you chicken.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I don't think nobody works there. I think it's the
next customer in line who's got.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
To make the food. It's your job, Hey, schich man,
get him a ten piece.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I went, he ain't lying.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
All you make is chicken.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I order a pizza, I order a hamber, I order
something that's not on the menu.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Want if I got to pull up at a place that, Yo,
all you do is one thing? What's going on in
that well?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You know they don't do that. You don't do that.
When you run up on the corner to get some
hair on, they're like, what's something? What you need? Player? Okay,
it's gonna be about a fifteen minute waiting with that.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Could you park up in front of us for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'll be right to you.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Or maybe they do it like a dope corner there
like yeah it's something No no, no, no, not get
h money to him and get him a two piece.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Some little kids come out, yeah, like thing.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
About the bushes, Yeah no, go back, buddy, Like, hey, man,
Wayne got cracked the day man I bacon. So the
truck ain't come in.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Truck ain't come in today. All we got is sprite.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
McDonald's, spright a then donald. Hey, Hey, just different by
the way, nobody believes us. Hey Donald's Brighty is different, said,
McDonald's sprite tastes like TV static.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I said, straight up, man, you could drop your phone
charger and McDonald's will charge you up ten minutes flat.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I read out of gas and put McDonald's bright in
my car ran for three days. Streight different, Yeah, tatling
the different.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Bro o, y'all a wild and bro Okay, we got
any cracked back there? She dropping some crack right now.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Auld agree, Yeah, I got you man. I'm gonna throw
in some of them t rex ribs because you cool man.
That's right, chill man. If you get one of them
face huggers, man, bite it first.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm gonna let it bite you. Yeah, hilarious. Bro.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
You see what Tory Spelling came out with that. She
took care of Charlie Sheen and everything I didn't. I
actually like her now. I never liked her before, but
when she's Charlie Sheen's girlfriend, I like her that way.
Because the drugs were coming through. She goes, I don't
know if we should be doing this. You know, Charlie
sitting there with a crack pipe in his mouth. If
she's Tori Spelling going all right, this is normal.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yo, Charlie she Like we talked about yesterday on the
show that they Kim went to his thirty year high
school reunion and I was asking him did he know
any people that He.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Was like, damn, you're still alive. Charlie Sheen is one
of those people. How is Charlie Sheen still liveing?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
It's the same as Magic.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
They're rich, they got money, They're going to get the
best medicine, the best.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Smoking crack and doing all this other wild stuff. I mean,
I think Magic he's vegan.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, that's my point. Charlie's like, he's just.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Out here doing whatever.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
He's like, he's got Keith Richard's blood. There are some
people just toleration too.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
He's still so so. Magic got HIV in like ninety two.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He was got that old school age. But he wants
to make yo, and he is.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
We're talking so if I graduated and and so we're
talking about thirty seven years. Yeah, Magic Johnson has had
HIV and look good, look.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Guys healthcare Magic Johnson right now for real?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah, you know I'd be like, you know, man, Magic
play take your place.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Man, you got to do that. I'm not saying am unhealthy,
but I would trade health with magic right now.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Man, I make out with everything hid.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Cracked my with Charlie she and it would improve my own.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Man, he'll make up with cookie bro whatever. No, man,
she didn't get all the doses he got. They still married.
Where's she gonna go?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, they still she gave half. You check, you check.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Cookies car facts and you're like, nah, all this one
of your dammage. Fact.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Nah, Magical was like one hundred and eighty Starbucks. She
could have taken half. Remember they're from California.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
But but you know what's crazy though, Man, we were
having this conversation when I went home.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
My shout out to my aunt. We call it my
aunt little baby named Anita.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
My aunt little baby was addicted to crack like as
long as I knew. Man, She's now been sober seven
seven or eight years, as healthy as it is.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But I don't know what it is in the hood
unless they get murdered. Crackheads little like forever.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
No GMO's and crack, no basics.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
I've never seen anybody on crack walk. They're exercising. They
always have that chicken run, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
They have more energy than anybody.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
And you ever see somebody on crack, They're moving, they're doing.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The loving man. They on Colonial and Mills. I saw
this dude and he was doing the walk like an
Egyptian dance. You remember that.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yeah, he was just he was no shirt, barely had
shoes on, walking like an Egyptian. And I could tell
he was high on crack. He was dirty, and he
was sweaty because he was living outside. And still I
realize I have nothing in my life that makes me
as happy as crack dust. For him, I was like, Bro,
there is not one thing in my life that's got
(13:44):
me walking like He's like, I'm about to.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Be high for minutes. Bro.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
One of my favorite internet videos that went viral back
in the day that dude said, hey, man, crack, he
was trying to get some drugs from the drug Bro,
it's early. You know what time it is. Crag had said,
it's that man the clock on the dot. I need
a crack rock.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm so joyous.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
On that note, we'll be right back with more hilarity
right here on Real Last, Real Radio.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
What a four point one. Welcome back, guys.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You're listening a real radio on Real Radio one of four.
You listen in a real last on Real Radio one
or four point one. I'm the one drinking exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I'm tinking this little one right here.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Ain't nothing big here, but I was drinking a little
something something something twisted tea.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
If you will, I'm a little twisted right now, Dame,
listen to you. How is good? It's very good, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It's so zema for for like Southern people, it's a barbecue.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You you go to a cookout.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You want to drink, but you don't want something hard
when you're the one cooking on the grill.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That's what that's for.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I can't do any like. I can't do mixers anymore.
But I have to do straight liquor. If I put soda,
if I put juice or anything in my liquor is
messed up.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Bro, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I used to be to do vodka, Red Bull, vodka, Granberry, Crown,
Crown and coke.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Bro. I got to have straight up liquor, Bro, I
can't mess with red Bull. That makes me jittery. But yeah,
red Bull and liquor is up and a downer. You
know who idea was to put these two together. Roller
know what I like to do, throw my body completely off.
I do a red Bull and liquor and I throw
a Viaga in it. Nobody knows what's going on.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Listen. I did something the other.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Day, man, I actually went there Vietnamese coffee. Have you
ever had the Vietnamese coffee, Jean? This stuff? This stuff
is like nuclear forget that comes about the ground. Oh man,
it's like this. Then he goes, you need to put
ice in it. He goes, you want to handle that?
I'm going I can handle this, man. I was like, yeah,
(16:08):
it was like the wolf man I was putting.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I gave him some Vietnamese coffee. He chuked me out.
Bron kicked in Dall.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
He's sitting there heating the Vietnamese coffee on the spoon.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
They playing all along the watchtower. Boom doom, doom, doom,
doom doom. Bro maca man, you ready to go on point?
Let me get right. Oh. Lieutenant's like, are you gonna
let McAdoo shoot up?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
So I just like, if McAdoo ain't high, then we
don't trust him out there.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That's right, that's right. Real quick.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Shout out to my cousin, and my cousin. She didn't
listen to an episode. She was like, Yo, they know
who my uncle chick is. I said, yes, we're talking
about my daddy.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
On this show.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It's a staple man walk uncle chick walking point.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
In Vietnam, ods CLU was with them sixty All of
a sudden, He's like, I can smell them, baby baby
mc number one homeboy in Vietnam was a was a
country old cracker, white dude bro old named texts called
(17:19):
macado the N word mcado coldon cracker. They would die
together on ridge shield when one six.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
We've had this conversation before training in ai T, my roommate.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Basic training, who I shared my bunk.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
With, white boy from the Midwest, had never seen a
black person, roommate, no bunk mate, my my so a
I T I had a roommate.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Like eighty people in that roomor I'm gonna lose my ball.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, I met my bunk mate, so basically was my bunk.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
But now in ai T, my roommate was a Mexican
dude from La I'm talking about gang bang really yeah, yeah, yeah,
straight essay. So yeah, Miguel, you you you be friends
with people in the military. You never thought of your
life you would share foxhole with.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Bro, and when you get out, you don't lose those numbers.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Never your friends forever.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
This is nineteen ninety five, Bro.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Jeff that your friends were different. You guys who you
you handling the cable today? Not the lunatics you were
in basic with.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I'm still first of some basic lunatics too. I'm still
cool with them. Crazy monks too, Bro, Some.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Of those dudes were.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I mean, we had avoided jail by joining the army.
They don't do that now, but they used to avoid
jail like that.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
You you or meet, you be friends with somebody that
you never in your life, Like if y'all went to
high school together, wouldn't even talk to each other.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Correct, But on the battlefield, you gotta trust each other.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
You suffer with people in that suffering makes you friends.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You gotta trust with each other. Yeah, that's that's a fact. Man.
So my daddy probably had some dude calling him the
N word. My daddy was probably calling him a honkey.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
So yeah, back to back the rain, Yeah, following each
other and word hunky with a with a tarp over
to about hey, man, when we get out text.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We open in that dry cleaner. You know it?
Speaker 6 (19:09):
McAdoo, you know it, baby, passing the joint back together
like yo man.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
And that's up with a shrimp boats there you go,
magic baby?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Where's doc? Y'all had this coffee yet? It was good?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Hey, real quick, Jeff, where were you at? You have
Vietnamese coffee?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Bro? Where you are?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
It's a colonial they got. Now there's like seven different
Vietnamese places now right on. I know that Vietnam right
across from the Starbucks. I said, I can't have a Starbucks.
I walked in there and the guy looked at me
like I didn't belong. That's how you know you're in
the right place.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
When he looks at you.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
That's when they get racist against you.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, I can't s of you. You know.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
We don't serve the guilo here.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And I was gonna be good. All right, it's good.
He's like, he's like, what I do it for you?
And I'm like, I'm here for a mog wise cut
up to the back, come to the back. That's one
of these thing's gonna be meet his bastard when he turns.
You know, I'm I need that one. Yeah, yeah, I'm
fighting him. Let me say, let me see the pause
(20:25):
on that mag why oh yeah, he got a big pause.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
But y'all got an illegal Mogui fighting ring.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Hey, man, I got check it out. Let me get
one of the blue nose mogwise II. Hey, tire, send
the block to his neck. Let him drag it. He
gonna be.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm in there. I'm in the bet and I got
a Michael Vick Jersey yard.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, I'm in there, wilding out. I'm betting on.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
I'm betting on the bucket drowning afterwards, like six minutes,
he'll go in there.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
You're throwing real chicken bubbles, not like I got.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
No Hey, it was eleven fifty nine. Yes, I love
this side of town.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Get two strip rolls please, and if you got any,
can I get a zeno more boil?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Thank you? Give me a Manda don fry, Hey, get
him some magic. Can't hurry up. They drop water on
them all ready. He's like eighty of them now.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'm like, oh, hey, hey, doing a break. We were
talking about Jeff boy to go to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
A wedding.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yeah, I don't go to weddings, man, I don't go
to anybody's functions. I don't I don't have to be bad,
but they're just I don't have my life.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I don't need that.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
I don't have you come to my functions. I don't
want to go to yours.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
But Jeff, I want to tell you about this one though. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
By my boy, Ryan Scott, nice guy comes to every events.
Ryan says, hey, man, could you come to my wedding?
And I'm like, I'm all right, man, I don't weddings,
but you know what, you come to everything we do
at coffin Land, I'll go and he goes, Oh, I
forgot to mention it's a cosplay wedding.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Now.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I'm in comic book, so I know exactly what the
I go. Wait a minute, everyone's dressing up. Yeah, yeah,
everyone's just just wear something. Now for those who don't
know what cosplay is, that's like superhero fantasy.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You know. I'll go to the rings drugged ladies, yeah you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Cocktails.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, So everyone's dressing up.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Different heroes like superheroes and villains and everything. And I'm going, man,
you know it's Florida.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I know better.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I'm not gonna wear a full Batman costume.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
No, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I'm wearing a purple suit. I'm going as a joker,
so it's gonna be pretty.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It's you know what I would do.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I would come in a really nice suit, all beat
up and just walking all slow and they're like, who
are you?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I'm like, I'm Bruce Wayne in the Morning. Oh Jesus,
it's gonna.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Be a long sharehold that a good cosplay would be.
Would that would be a good cost play. I don't
think I've ever seen somebody do Bruce.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Wayne in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Just beat a rod. Yeah, with a mug.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
This head world's best superhero, the houthcoat black.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Legitimate, legitimate corporate business man. That's all it says. In
the month bro in the Day.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
So you're going to a wedding's cosplay? Who you dressing
up as? I'm wearing a black suit with an accent,
so I could be snack panther?
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Where is the ball?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's all I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Hey, I'm gonna tell you who i'd be. Which is
why because this chick that's a friend of mine, she's
been trying to give me do these cosplay pictures.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I won't do them. I go it's Frozene you.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
From up yeah. Yeah, she's every every.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Year doing Halloween because you know, I don't get to
celebrate Halloween. My wife a Christian, and she wants me
to do these pictures every year. She says, you should
dress up. I just want to just take pictures of you.
I say, I can't do it, man, I don't. I
won't even I don't want to disrupt the happiness.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Going on right now.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Did you do it in November and it's not Halloween,
it's just U Cobs playing I'm doing. I'm doing the
July when it's hot.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I tell you, you come up with your wife like
imagined to ask you a question. So we can't.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Celebrate Halloween and dress up like superheroes because that's a
that's a bad day for Christians. But we could do
each Easter the day Jesus got murked. Yeah, I wear
a suit to celebrate them putting a hit on Jesus.
I can't dress like Frozen because some witches or something.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
With Miguel like, so you know, they got like the
King James version, So I don't know, shout out to
the caves. I don't know if you guys have read
the bad Boy version.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So like Jesus it's crazy Jesus in Vegas watching the
Tyson fight yep, and Jesus was on his way to
the Sorcer Wars after the.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Fight, yep, and man got him. Pop pop pop pop
romans pulled up.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Bro romans pulled up, put.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Yo, Jesus, what's up player? And Judas hey, and right
at that moment, they was like, what's up player? Slow
mode they came in Jesus and then Judas just popped
out from the side.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He was like, I got you, Jesus, and then Jesus
was like yo.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
And then they cut to some guy richie scene and
Jesus is like, Batman, take the money and we're gonna
set them all up.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
And he's like, let's do this, and they was all
cocky gigs and he's like, all right, listen, Jesus, We're
gonna take your money and set him up. It's gonna
be easy, pleasy, lemon squeeziest.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Even Jesus like, what are you saying? Right? I get it.
So he's gonna come in there like purple gazes and
get a little bit of the sugar.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Kids on my fizzle hockey hotzlo out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's what I turning about Jewish. Mine's got to come
out there and make his moves out on these streets, right, Jesus,
he moves out here, right.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
And then the whole time the devil was like, why
y'all blame me for all of this? I wouldn't even hear.
I wouldn't even hear.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Like man, I was in the Old Testament, like.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Devils, like, let's bring up the things that I'm getting
blamed for. One time, I told Jesus, and you know
your daddy gonna kill you, right, yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
And scene yeah, you know, hey, first off, I don't
even have a wife, so when it rains.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I'm not beating her. Okay, there.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Beat these hoes, man, that's beating up guts. And you
know your hey, you know your daddy got a sixteen
year old go pregnant.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Ask around after round. I'm lying. Ask who came to Joseph.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Afterwards and was like, hey, player, look man, I know
that they've all got these rumors about you being soft.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I know what. I know what he did to you,
but check it out a couple of stacks. Once you
open up a carpenter business, all right, man, yo, come back,
come back through your need something. I know he ain't chosing,
but teach him a trade. Yeah, hey, a lot, a lot.
Just just quit, man, I don't want this to keep going.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Hey, hey, hey mcgils, hey man. When she got pregnant sixteen,
guy was like, I'm gonna give you a baby. Chris
Hanson walked in. Hep God, take a seat right here.
So you said you give her a baby? Like God
like wait wait, wait wait.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Yeah Genesis Genesis Omega sixty nine says, and I will
fill you with the Holy ghost and you shall come.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's to me.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Do you want to explain that you're frog? Let's explain
that devil rolled up with a blunt. Hey, we do it.
Maybe tournament the frogs again.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
I did, dog, I did?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
What up? Lou?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Just holding Lou? You know?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
And my boy, my boy job just walk in the
desert that.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You'll walk in.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
No George all New New Balance.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
This shows up and he's talking about Jeff's people and
he's like, oh, we suffered. We walked in the desert
for forty years. Hey, just because you lost, don't mean
you suffered. Stop making right terms.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
We will be right back on that biblical note right here.
On Real List Radio one or four point one. Welcome back, everybody.
(29:10):
You're still listening to Real Last on Real Radio one
or four point one.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I'm your host, James John.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'm still in the studio with my brothers in comedy,
Ken Miller class of ninety five in the house, Jeff
the Batman, Kaufman, and of course Miguel Cologne, a junior.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Now, Ken, you said you had some force in the break. Baby,
what's going on? Man?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I gotta give love to my dog. Jeff caught me
Jeff coughing. So y'all know, I'm not a shoe person.
I don't know nothing about shoes. I don't care about shoes.
I rock some sketches. Yeah, recently, I just opened for
a Russell Peters in Canada, and I said, I'm gonna
step my shoe game up. You know, I'm about to
go back to my Air Force one, some dunks and everything.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Can you tell us why you decided you're gonna step
your shoe game up? Maybe because my wife tells me to, Because.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
There you go. My wife hates the shoes I wear
on stage, but I'm comfortable. Three thousand people he's rocking
scale with on stage four hours forty five to an hour.
I'm comfortable. Yeah, you know, I'm kind of the most
to wear it this comfortable, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
So Jeff always wears some unique shoes when he's on stage.
So Jeff shout out to Jeff. Jeff sent me a
pair of Jordan's come on, man, like they like. The
crazy thing is they like some the Lucha Door Mexican nikes.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm scared to wear them because I don't want ice
to come through.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Bro. Jeff's shoe game is so fire.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Look at the bottle.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Hold on there, the l wet there, the ls which
means the flight of Spanish.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
That's what's up.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
And what they did was they took they took. This
artist did this great job. He made it look like
a luchador mask and that's why there's a flame on
the side of it. And it's a good looking paarashoes,
nice bross and by with three different kinds of laces.
That's how you know they're really that's not You gotta
choice between green, red, and white.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
They're right, and yeah, don't even wear those.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah they're threes Jordan trees. But there it's a it's
a it was a special blund which I thought they
looked good. You know you're good when they designed the
box different Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
The only question I said was I called him up
because he says he's leaving town. I said, you better
get Alexander over there, get them shoes.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yeah, Because I was going home for the weekend for
the reunion and Jeff was like, they coming on Friday,
said man, I ain't gonna be here. So I hear
Chris and say, Chris, I got some coming. Can you
make sure the house. He's like, I got you, And
they happened to come on on Thursday. Now, the crazy
thing about Thursday is I had a dentist appointment, so
I was working in the morning. I had to go
(31:48):
to the dentil I'm getting a root canal and these
shoes are sitting at my front door and Jeff text.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Me they're there.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
They're there, I know because I got the alert. So
I and Sean was out doing some preppy and stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
So I got home just in time and got the
shoes and actually know I had Chris up.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I says, hey, man, it's about the rain. Can you
go by the house though the shoes in the garage
for me?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You know, I throw you some gas money and I
got home, opened them up and shout out to Jeff Man.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I appreciate very nice.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
When you opening for Russell, Russell will look at those
shoes and go, what the hell are those?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Jeff only gonna be for man shows who me and
you are together?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
By he says, he'll be o'b seeing the picture of
him with the big background with him.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, Russell. Also, I gotta figure out what to wear
with it. You just go blue jeans?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You wear a T shirt? Man. Now my wife is
already looking at outfits for these, bro.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
That's funny. Can wake you shirt for that?
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
So the thing about certain Jordan's as they're unique.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
The blue jeans get the blue on the white on
the white, so you just gotta be careful with it.
But now they dope, Man.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
You ain't gonna worry about those are all leather. Those
aren't like there's no velvet in this thing, so it's
all clean leather.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, yeast of a shoe.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I couldn't believe that was a drop. That wasn't Those
are those? Aren't You don't buy those at the store.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
That's man, those are special, bro, because what the drop?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Miguel explained it to him.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I don't know, they only dropped specific number of these
shoes at certain places.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
They're not available for everybody, and.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
A certain times when they drop times certain.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Places get him and that's it. And then so like
those those those George, You're gonna get robbed for them.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, basically, I mean you literally get five minutes to
get the shoe correct.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
So that's why I was gonna put it on Facebook
to shout out Jeff. And I was like, I don't
know if I want to do that. I want to
to run up in my crib some damn shoes, right.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
So my shoes and my military jacket?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
What the hell go? Hey?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Ken, you know what I wanted to ask you, But
I want to ask you a favor. Many. It's been
a while since we've all got together, but I'm thinking, man,
we need to get together over some smoke ribs at
your house. Man.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'm with it, man, I.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Gotta I got a slow October November. Man, you should
all get together.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Just have us. Let me get this tooth.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Issue fixed first, because I don't have with it. So
I had a root canal and I'm still in pain.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
So I don't know. We can't figure out, which what
it is I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Did you get it?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I got the root can now Thursday?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
So you.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Yeah, And so we can't figure if it's this tooth,
then I'm hurting if it's another one, because you know
it'll be that tooth.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
But the issue TIFO weird, bro, if you want tooth,
but the issue will be like you're like, yeah, I
gotta dig in u cranium?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Wait what wait? What a minute? Yeah? And I got
to take your left go from your right foot for you?
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Did Chris do this work for you?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Chris? You go to look? Really? Just was this one
of those my root ca Now you didn't read a
the street for this, did you? Heath is out?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
But yeah, So what I do is, man, give me
like a week or so.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I look up the schedule because, like I said, October November,
I really ain't got even December.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Man. I think I got like four shows in the
next three months, which is weird for me. So I
ain't got much going on, man.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
So yeah, I would love for y'all to come through
because I don't think of y'all been over here.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I've been there, y'all have Yeah, Yeah, I've been over there, man.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Man, come through. Man, you know everybody. I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
We had all the couples coming through. You had uh
uh best friend what's her name? Doing?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Always mess we you know, Yeah, that's Frindsday.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Huh best friends Day?
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Forgot was at the door with like one of those
things measuring the shade on your face.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I know it was. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, So I do something with just us, just the
fellas you know you have like Chris and Duwayne. Come on,
we just sit there and just drink, man, have a
good time.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
That's how we do. And and I smoked and usually
we sit outside.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
So that's what cigars.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
And that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Because my tooth is messed up. I can't even smoke.
And I'm I've been feeding.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
For a cigar. Bro, there you go.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I've been because I don't know, Jeff, I don't know
what it is. So I don't want to smoke a
cigar if it's going to or something.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Did you go to a dentist? What's up?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Did you actually go to a real dentist.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, I went to real dentist. Yeah, he d just goes.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
No, So this is the thing, you look at it.
I got big t so my roots are really deep.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
So he gave me the root canal and he said,
I think you're good, but you got really deep roots.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
So I don't know if he really got.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
To the right one. If it's like behind now gotcha?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
My dentist is that he does the robotic dentistry. He
teaches all the people who do robotic innistry. Now he's
he's one of the top dinners in Florida, but.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Got big.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Legs next to it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
You know what you gotta remember? Jeff a hater?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yes, remember Tracy Lee was like, I got my I
got my degree.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
He was like, where Louisiana?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Anybody can do that?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Let me ask you a questions, Jeff, can anybody keep
the party going?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Can anybody go? It's party time?
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's party? I mean what was going on?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's hey, real labs as. I guess we have an
infinity for nineties rappers because we know most of them.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah. I was just hanging on a crucial conflict a
little bit ago.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I was like, hey, man, but yell, if y'all went
to DMC with Bubba Sparks, we we know search he'd
be hitting us up.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
When yeah, no, no, no, go back.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, years ago.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, years ago, man, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
I came over to the old Sausage Castle seven in
Saint Cloud. I just came over there in the day
times when we were all broke. This is like, I
don't know, fifteen years ago. And I came over there
and I was like, damn man. And at that place
was about everything was like a thirty minute drive. It
was like a twenty minute drive to get anything. And
I was in there and it was it was like
a day after a party. It was like a Sunday
and it was girls all in the pool and everything.
(38:28):
And I was like, hey, y'all want to go to
uh Ki's see get something to eat. Everybody was like no, no, no,
And the dude just comes out of the kitchen and
he's like, y'all ride with you and I just look.
I was like cool, Bubbas Sparks, Let's roll. And it
was Bubba Sparks and I was like cool, man.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I was like, let's go.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I used to be talking about the air conditioned No,
thank god. We always had ac I stay, I stay,
I stay crispy. But we used to drive.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Yeah. That that mike you see is the uh all
white rappers have to check with Mike, all the white
rappers back in the day, like Jelly Roll has always
been a homeboys his he stacked back before the allegations.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Uh you know all of them?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Then, yeah, that is Cony, Tracy Lee Search, we know
some other rappers popped up.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
That's Russell Peters Man. So I was having a conversation
with my boy Angel Andrew just did. He was just
in Vegas and he did this shade four five doing
his shoes right, and Angel doing a bunch of shooting people.
So he talking to somebody blah blah blah, YadA, YadA, YadA,
this that, this that.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
And Russell Peter name comes up and he was like, yo,
my boy Ken opens.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
To Russell and the dude DJ was like, you know
Ken Miller and he's like, yo, that's my best friend.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
He's like, yo, I just saw Kid open for Russell
and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
But Russell the same way Russell got all these eighties
nineties rappers him bro. I walked in the green room
and Edog was in there, Terminator X, Freddie Fox, Bumpy Knuckles.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Yeah, Big Daddy came Davy d Hey. Well, I was like,
I thought you was dead He's like, yeah, big yeah, by.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
The way, man, shout out to the big day came
and I saw him on Shannon, Uh, what do you
call it?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
He talks the way he rapsmer he does. Did you
watch the whole interview? Not the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
No, he said, chub Rock talks the way chub Rock raps.
That's his voice. Are you doing whatever?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
It was just like that, Yeah, exactly like his albums.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, it's crazy as heir, bro crazy, but shout out
to him, Man Russell, all the old school rapper. He
loves hip hop, bro, because he had hip hop head.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
He really is he He he has a DJ on
stage right, Yeah, every show.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
He has a different DJ every show, you know what
I mean? Like now, he loves hip hop. And I'm
telling you you'll go to the green room.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
You're walking in the green room, you'd be like, Yo,
what President Obama doing here?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's funny.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
President Obama sitting there. He President Obama sitting there twisting
one up. He's like, Hey, don't Keith urry to get
in here. We're gonna do this cipher.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I'm not I'm not byesing you, Bro. I'm telling you
this true story. Bro, this girl walks into me. She says, hey,
can I come to the back of me?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Russell.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I'm like, I, Well, who are you? She said, I'm
so don Jose's niece. I was like, okay, So I
called Russell like hey, bly blah blah blah Donald. He said, yeah, yeah,
bring it to the back.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Wait what wait?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Wait what? Yeah? You know, like down, Hussein, I can't
be bringing her back in the back.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
He's like, hey, hold up real quick, I'm gonna FaceTime
O day with Notch. Don't say that's wild.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
He knows Lyon's uncle like he knows Russell. They called Russell.
Peter is the most.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Famous unfamous median.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
He speaks every language. He knows everybody. Bro, everybody Bro.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
That's wild, Ken for real, I'm telling you Jane's if
if you guys ever get an opportunity to meet him,
work with him, being the green with him, You're gonna
walk in the green room. You be like, yo, what
what JFK doing here?
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Is that Merily my Roey's like, Bobby, Bobby, look who's
been here right now?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Hey Bobby, real quick, what's your son talking about? He
got worms? What's up? Hey? We got about a minute left. Man,
I absolutely love you guys. This show keeps me going. Man,
y'all are hilarious.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Thank you guys out there listening before we go. Jeff Coffin,
where you gonna be this weekend?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
What you got going on? Mine?
Speaker 5 (42:47):
On the Under Oath show. We got Michael Chickliss from
the commission the new movie The Senior and you might
know him as a thing from the original Fantastic Four movies.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
And it's correct, man, mister Miguel, what you got going
on this weekend? Baby? Than this weekend? But October seventeenth,
I'll be over at.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Club Secrets and can sendme performing shout out to Kevin
Dean for that show. And then October nineteenth, I'll be
at Rogue Wave in New Sumurna Beach doing the show
for Jari and Sean Madden.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Very nice man, Ken Miller class of ninety five.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
What you got going on? Bro?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Man? I ain't got nothing man for a while.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
So if you'll need a comedian and hit me up.
But Miguel, let me tell you something, Man Secrets.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
That card this is great.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
That's why I'm doing it on the Great rood Forenomenal.
Don't worry about don't sell no merch. They ain't buy
no merch.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, but the blue pills and twenty packs yo.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
And the thing is they give you a little pass
so you can hang out all.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Night about to get some old ladies repregnant. There you go, Hey,
watch this, sir.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
What you got going on, James? Well, I don't got
anything going on this weekend, but I do want to
shout out a show I did last week and I
forgot to mention it.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I got to do the Saint Cloud room that Kevin
Dean books called Crust, and that was an amazing experience.
Shout out to Kevin Dean for putting together yet another
great room that I got to actually play. Man, it
was sold out. Shout out to Absar Sadiki for absolutely
killing it.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Man. He did a great job that it wasn't what
I was expecting.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
I grew up and could send me in Saint Cloud,
what's predominantly a white place with country dudes, which I
have a lot of friends, or the country white dudes.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
It was all new Eurekan in the man and on
all the room.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
That's the bad thing is hot because it's outside outside
of the patio it is hot.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
But man, that audience, Bro was amazing. You get a chance,
go do it, bro Chrus Yeah, I hit him up.
Man is an amazing room, Bro, and that audience is fired.
They want comedy and the owners love it.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
They saw.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
They actually hit me up on Instagram and wanted me
to run that show. And I was like, man, I
don't live in the area.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Hit up Kevin Dean because that's his hilaria and that's
how Kevin nine got that room.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Good looking, bro, great great room, great room. Shout out
to them. Everybody was cool out there. And it's funny
because I was asking the people who were there to
show this whole family.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I said, he man, y'all live in St. Call. He's like, nah, Man,
we don't consentd me. I said, so do I. He's like, Bro,
where do you live? I said, I live with the Loop.
He's like, so do I?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
He said, I said where do you live? He said
cy Prist Reserve. I said, brouh, so do I the
whole family?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Who's your wife Michelle? What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Man? It turns out I know the whole family lives
where I live. Man, So yeah them, Man, Thank y'all
for listening.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
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before we go, can't tell them what to do. Take
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on the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
By Bunny, we out
What is up everybody? And welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You have just tuned into Real Lads on Real Radio
one or four point one. I'm your host tonight, mister
James Yon. We are your night cap of comedy. We
got a great show for you guys tonight. Of course
I'm joining virtual studio with my friends, my family. First off,
you got Ken Miller, the godfather over Lando Comedy. He
is still the class of ninety five went towards reunion.
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We love that, fan, bro, jab talk me.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Do you know what's crazy?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Dog?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's October already? I was looking up at our real
last Wednesday, ten October.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
It's bro, It's October dog, correct, correct Bros.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Spooky season. That's right, bro, and said baby, we.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Here Spooky season started.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
White woman, put that pumpkin spikes in. The pumpkin spikes
in front.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Of your front of your house, and the white women
to show up to your career.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
If just white, just a little pumpkin spice and a
little a little chipotle.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Bowl, there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
But if you leave out front, though, if you leave
some pork rinds and some mayonnaise and pumpkin spice, you
get a fat ass white woman. Yes, So if you
were looking for one of those. Man Mayonnaise does it
every time.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Dollar General General open itself this morning, stay tonight tonight, Mom, Hey, hey,
go get that money, order, pay my rent, bring me
back some tussy rulls for that.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Am Scott, come.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
On, manyp Scott Scott funny hell Man, our official sponsor
is in the building. You're in the mind not only
a lawyer, a comedian, but he also is a comic
book creator.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We love him so much.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Mister Jeff the Batman coughing from Kaufman and Lynn. They
are your official personal injury attorneys. They have been representing
and winning for the good people Overlando for over twenty years.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Jeff Coffin, what is that? Brother? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I'm it's lucky to be here.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I get a due.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I realize that I am blessed to have you as
my friends and to be able to do the craziest
crap I can imagine we do. This is so weird.
I had these two attorneys in my office the other
day and the meeting ran long, and I said to him,
I said, oh, I got a actually, guys, I got
a fifteen minute interview with Michael Chickliss could you uh,
could you wait? And the guy goes, you got what
(02:23):
I said, Well, come to the studio, and these two
saw in the studio and listen to me interview the commission,
you know, the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
From making I was like, for the new movie.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
And they're going, how does this happen? I said, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I just just this is dope, But I do dope things. Yeah,
So I'm fortune with you, guys.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I gotta say. We got to interview Paulie Shore on
last Monday night, and then I got to see him
and I got to go backstage and talk to him
about comedy in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It was you said you.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You had a pretty good time with him. You said
he did a pretty good job Paulie. Believe it or not.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
It's new material. But I tell you what, he don't care.
He just doesn't care about anything. He shows up in
sweatpants with like this shirt that you know that you
know what one You're supposed to dry clean, but you don't,
and it looks like you haven't washed this thing, and
you well, let me put on something and it just
happens to be your only college shirt left, Okay, And
that's the way he looked and he walked out and
(03:16):
did fifty five minutes, and it was new material and
he had a good time with it, and the fans
liked it, the audience liked it. You know, there are
times that I liked it. I was going, you know,
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can live it.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Okay, we can get Talfee Commnians.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Jeff Kaufman is sitting there with those other lawyers, are like,
how are you interviewing Vic Mackie from the shield.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He's like, I don't know. Hey, real quick, guys, how
do you like your stegasaurus steak?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
What what stegasaurus steak you like?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Damn player, you don't know what stegosaurus steak is? Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Man, Hey, hey, Linda, don't even get them that unicorn milk.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
They ain't even ready. I want to don't want to
sprint or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't know what you guys do yo, Me and
Miguel would definitely eat Stegasaurus.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Oh dude, already know mid rare mid with rosemary and
garlic already.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Man, Like, I got I gotta do mine, well done.
I don't, I don't. I don't know what dinosaur blood
gonna do to my gird.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Bro, it ain't blood, man, it's an end zime. Listen, man, listen,
you're gonna be like. Let me get the dinosaur fishers.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Man, it'll fix said girl. Yeah, mad like my status.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Bro, that's funny, man, that is funny.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You'd be happy when they start, when they start goodding
them them predator ribs, I'm telling you, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Let me get some rib oh man, the pressure ribs
off the chain.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We can all agree that predator would be dark meat, right.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Hundred percent. It's gonna predator's black.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, he got drags, yeah, predidor black dude, Man, he
got dregs. Man. He called the N word. Dy Gliver
didn't even flinch.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Then't saying nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What's the thing that pop up your face on alien?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What you no more? The face hugger?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Over there, he said, Hey, hey, hey, hey, he thinks cousin.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, what's up? Player? You're good? What's what's the thing
called the face hugger?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
No more?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You know they're gonna be in the seafood boil. Oh
yeah z no more boy with a little old bay potatoes.
Boy the whole day on my zeno.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Hey man, hey, let me find out somebody doing the
whole road tsory of.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
E t Hey, hey, let me get that glowing finger player.
That's the best.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Come on, man, I'm gonna be eating good bro, James,
don't be eating good bro.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I'm telling you, dog. They are ridiculous. Yeah. What goes
with alien though? What you drink with it? What? What
pairs with an alien though?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Alien red wine? That's red?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You gotta have it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
About breaking out the crown, he don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
It's cabernet, a light caberinet.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And again when I'm gonna go to KMC, let me
get an a piece of fog horned leg horn.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Hey, can he get some spicy z no more? Let
me get a piece of spicy z no more? Some
of them, some of them, please, yousaur fritters.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
And then what's uping and you want to gravy or what? Now?
Let me get something. Let me be one of the
sweet and sour, mok wise and racket predator ribs.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah all right, they were my predator ribs. They right
there where Hold up? Sorry, they was on invisible man.
I went to a fish fry last week.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I said, I got megaladon.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's somewhere eating up here.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Heyduk n he got megala don hold up?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Then, hey, you want to do the megaladna.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
You're trying to do the cracking special cracking cracking megladn
file at some fish cracklings and koslaw.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Y'all still got the mixing match? Yeah, come on match,
let me get let me get both of them.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You want original or deep space nine?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Give me the Space nine. I had that one last week.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Player and a cheer one. You are good, hey, Charis man,
give me some biscuits for this for his face? Hugger
boil cherise. You acting up now?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
I got a whole drive backed up man, Hey sir, yeah,
if you want, if you want that extra crispy megladn,
that's gonna be about a twenty minute wait.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. We got holopos hey people around
to the third morning. Hey, hey, hold up, stink stank
give me one. Give me a blunt here man.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I will say this, that might be one of my
biggest pet peas of fast food when when pas make
you pull up, bro, all you cook is chicken.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I don't order a pizza if you chicken.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I don't think nobody works there. I think it's the
next customer in line who's got.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
To make the food. It's your job, Hey, schich man,
get him a ten piece.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I went, he ain't lying.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
All you make is chicken.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I order a pizza, I order a hamber, I order
something that's not on the menu.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Want if I got to pull up at a place that, Yo,
all you do is one thing? What's going on in
that well?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You know they don't do that. You don't do that.
When you run up on the corner to get some
hair on, they're like, what's something? What you need? Player? Okay,
it's gonna be about a fifteen minute waiting with that.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Could you park up in front of us for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'll be right to you.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Or maybe they do it like a dope corner there
like yeah it's something No no, no, no, not get
h money to him and get him a two piece.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Some little kids come out, yeah, like thing.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
About the bushes, Yeah no, go back, buddy, Like, hey, man,
Wayne got cracked the day man I bacon. So the
truck ain't come in.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Truck ain't come in today. All we got is sprite.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
McDonald's, spright a then donald. Hey, Hey, just different by
the way, nobody believes us. Hey Donald's Brighty is different, said,
McDonald's sprite tastes like TV static.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I said, straight up, man, you could drop your phone
charger and McDonald's will charge you up ten minutes flat.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I read out of gas and put McDonald's bright in
my car ran for three days. Streight different, Yeah, tatling
the different.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Bro o, y'all a wild and bro Okay, we got
any cracked back there? She dropping some crack right now.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Auld agree, Yeah, I got you man. I'm gonna throw
in some of them t rex ribs because you cool man.
That's right, chill man. If you get one of them
face huggers, man, bite it first.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm gonna let it bite you. Yeah, hilarious. Bro.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
You see what Tory Spelling came out with that. She
took care of Charlie Sheen and everything I didn't. I
actually like her now. I never liked her before, but
when she's Charlie Sheen's girlfriend, I like her that way.
Because the drugs were coming through. She goes, I don't
know if we should be doing this. You know, Charlie
sitting there with a crack pipe in his mouth. If
she's Tori Spelling going all right, this is normal.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yo, Charlie she Like we talked about yesterday on the
show that they Kim went to his thirty year high
school reunion and I was asking him did he know
any people that He.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Was like, damn, you're still alive. Charlie Sheen is one
of those people. How is Charlie Sheen still liveing?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
It's the same as Magic.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
They're rich, they got money, They're going to get the
best medicine, the best.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Smoking crack and doing all this other wild stuff. I mean,
I think Magic he's vegan.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, that's my point. Charlie's like, he's just.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Out here doing whatever.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
He's like, he's got Keith Richard's blood. There are some
people just toleration too.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
He's still so so. Magic got HIV in like ninety two.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He was got that old school age. But he wants
to make yo, and he is.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
We're talking so if I graduated and and so we're
talking about thirty seven years. Yeah, Magic Johnson has had
HIV and look good, look.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Guys healthcare Magic Johnson right now for real?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah, you know I'd be like, you know, man, Magic
play take your place.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Man, you got to do that. I'm not saying am unhealthy,
but I would trade health with magic right now.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Man, I make out with everything hid.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Cracked my with Charlie she and it would improve my own.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Man, he'll make up with cookie bro whatever. No, man,
she didn't get all the doses he got. They still married.
Where's she gonna go?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, they still she gave half. You check, you check.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Cookies car facts and you're like, nah, all this one
of your dammage. Fact.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Nah, Magical was like one hundred and eighty Starbucks. She
could have taken half. Remember they're from California.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
But but you know what's crazy though, Man, we were
having this conversation when I went home.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
My shout out to my aunt. We call it my
aunt little baby named Anita.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
My aunt little baby was addicted to crack like as
long as I knew. Man, She's now been sober seven
seven or eight years, as healthy as it is.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But I don't know what it is in the hood
unless they get murdered. Crackheads little like forever.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
No GMO's and crack, no basics.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
I've never seen anybody on crack walk. They're exercising. They
always have that chicken run, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
They have more energy than anybody.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
And you ever see somebody on crack, They're moving, they're doing.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The loving man. They on Colonial and Mills. I saw
this dude and he was doing the walk like an
Egyptian dance. You remember that.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yeah, he was just he was no shirt, barely had
shoes on, walking like an Egyptian. And I could tell
he was high on crack. He was dirty, and he
was sweaty because he was living outside. And still I
realize I have nothing in my life that makes me
as happy as crack dust. For him, I was like, Bro,
there is not one thing in my life that's got
(13:44):
me walking like He's like, I'm about to.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Be high for minutes. Bro.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
One of my favorite internet videos that went viral back
in the day that dude said, hey, man, crack, he
was trying to get some drugs from the drug Bro,
it's early. You know what time it is. Crag had said,
it's that man the clock on the dot. I need
a crack rock.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm so joyous.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
On that note, we'll be right back with more hilarity
right here on Real Last, Real Radio.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
What a four point one. Welcome back, guys.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You're listening a real radio on Real Radio one of four.
You listen in a real last on Real Radio one
or four point one. I'm the one drinking exactly.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I'm tinking this little one right here.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Ain't nothing big here, but I was drinking a little
something something something twisted tea.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
If you will, I'm a little twisted right now, Dame,
listen to you. How is good? It's very good, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It's so zema for for like Southern people, it's a barbecue.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You you go to a cookout.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You want to drink, but you don't want something hard
when you're the one cooking on the grill.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That's what that's for.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I can't do any like. I can't do mixers anymore.
But I have to do straight liquor. If I put soda,
if I put juice or anything in my liquor is
messed up.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Bro, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I used to be to do vodka, Red Bull, vodka, Granberry, Crown,
Crown and coke.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Bro. I got to have straight up liquor, Bro, I
can't mess with red Bull. That makes me jittery. But yeah,
red Bull and liquor is up and a downer. You
know who idea was to put these two together. Roller
know what I like to do, throw my body completely off.
I do a red Bull and liquor and I throw
a Viaga in it. Nobody knows what's going on.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Listen. I did something the other.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Day, man, I actually went there Vietnamese coffee. Have you
ever had the Vietnamese coffee, Jean? This stuff? This stuff
is like nuclear forget that comes about the ground. Oh man,
it's like this. Then he goes, you need to put
ice in it. He goes, you want to handle that?
I'm going I can handle this, man. I was like, yeah,
(16:08):
it was like the wolf man I was putting.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I gave him some Vietnamese coffee. He chuked me out.
Bron kicked in Dall.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
He's sitting there heating the Vietnamese coffee on the spoon.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
They playing all along the watchtower. Boom doom, doom, doom,
doom doom. Bro maca man, you ready to go on point?
Let me get right. Oh. Lieutenant's like, are you gonna
let McAdoo shoot up?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
So I just like, if McAdoo ain't high, then we
don't trust him out there.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That's right, that's right. Real quick.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Shout out to my cousin, and my cousin. She didn't
listen to an episode. She was like, Yo, they know
who my uncle chick is. I said, yes, we're talking
about my daddy.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
On this show.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It's a staple man walk uncle chick walking point.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
In Vietnam, ods CLU was with them sixty All of
a sudden, He's like, I can smell them, baby baby
mc number one homeboy in Vietnam was a was a
country old cracker, white dude bro old named texts called
(17:19):
macado the N word mcado coldon cracker. They would die
together on ridge shield when one six.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
We've had this conversation before training in ai T, my roommate.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Basic training, who I shared my bunk.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
With, white boy from the Midwest, had never seen a
black person, roommate, no bunk mate, my my so a
I T I had a roommate.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Like eighty people in that roomor I'm gonna lose my ball.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, I met my bunk mate, so basically was my bunk.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
But now in ai T, my roommate was a Mexican
dude from La I'm talking about gang bang really yeah, yeah, yeah,
straight essay. So yeah, Miguel, you you you be friends
with people in the military. You never thought of your
life you would share foxhole with.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Bro, and when you get out, you don't lose those numbers.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Never your friends forever.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
This is nineteen ninety five, Bro.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Jeff that your friends were different. You guys who you
you handling the cable today? Not the lunatics you were
in basic with.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I'm still first of some basic lunatics too. I'm still
cool with them. Crazy monks too, Bro, Some.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Of those dudes were.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
I mean, we had avoided jail by joining the army.
They don't do that now, but they used to avoid
jail like that.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
You you or meet, you be friends with somebody that
you never in your life, Like if y'all went to
high school together, wouldn't even talk to each other.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Correct, But on the battlefield, you gotta trust each other.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
You suffer with people in that suffering makes you friends.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You gotta trust with each other. Yeah, that's that's a fact. Man.
So my daddy probably had some dude calling him the
N word. My daddy was probably calling him a honkey.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
So yeah, back to back the rain, Yeah, following each
other and word hunky with a with a tarp over
to about hey, man, when we get out text.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We open in that dry cleaner. You know it?
Speaker 6 (19:09):
McAdoo, you know it, baby, passing the joint back together
like yo man.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
And that's up with a shrimp boats there you go,
magic baby?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Where's doc? Y'all had this coffee yet? It was good?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Hey, real quick, Jeff, where were you at? You have
Vietnamese coffee?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Bro? Where you are?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
It's a colonial they got. Now there's like seven different
Vietnamese places now right on. I know that Vietnam right
across from the Starbucks. I said, I can't have a Starbucks.
I walked in there and the guy looked at me
like I didn't belong. That's how you know you're in
the right place.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
When he looks at you.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
That's when they get racist against you.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, I can't s of you. You know.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
We don't serve the guilo here.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And I was gonna be good. All right, it's good.
He's like, he's like, what I do it for you?
And I'm like, I'm here for a mog wise cut
up to the back, come to the back. That's one
of these thing's gonna be meet his bastard when he turns.
You know, I'm I need that one. Yeah, yeah, I'm
fighting him. Let me say, let me see the pause
(20:25):
on that mag why oh yeah, he got a big pause.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
But y'all got an illegal Mogui fighting ring.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Hey, man, I got check it out. Let me get
one of the blue nose mogwise II. Hey, tire, send
the block to his neck. Let him drag it. He
gonna be.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm in there. I'm in the bet and I got
a Michael Vick Jersey yard.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, I'm in there, wilding out. I'm betting on.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
I'm betting on the bucket drowning afterwards, like six minutes,
he'll go in there.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
You're throwing real chicken bubbles, not like I got.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
No Hey, it was eleven fifty nine. Yes, I love
this side of town.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Get two strip rolls please, and if you got any,
can I get a zeno more boil?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Thank you? Give me a Manda don fry, Hey, get
him some magic. Can't hurry up. They drop water on
them all ready. He's like eighty of them now.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'm like, oh, hey, hey, doing a break. We were
talking about Jeff boy to go to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
A wedding.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yeah, I don't go to weddings, man, I don't go
to anybody's functions. I don't I don't have to be bad,
but they're just I don't have my life.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I don't need that.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
I don't have you come to my functions. I don't
want to go to yours.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
But Jeff, I want to tell you about this one though. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
By my boy, Ryan Scott, nice guy comes to every events.
Ryan says, hey, man, could you come to my wedding?
And I'm like, I'm all right, man, I don't weddings,
but you know what, you come to everything we do
at coffin Land, I'll go and he goes, Oh, I
forgot to mention it's a cosplay wedding.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Now.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I'm in comic book, so I know exactly what the
I go. Wait a minute, everyone's dressing up. Yeah, yeah,
everyone's just just wear something. Now for those who don't
know what cosplay is, that's like superhero fantasy.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You know. I'll go to the rings drugged ladies, yeah you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Cocktails.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, So everyone's dressing up.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Different heroes like superheroes and villains and everything. And I'm going, man,
you know it's Florida.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I know better.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I'm not gonna wear a full Batman costume.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
No, I'm going.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I'm wearing a purple suit. I'm going as a joker,
so it's gonna be pretty.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It's you know what I would do.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I would come in a really nice suit, all beat
up and just walking all slow and they're like, who
are you?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I'm like, I'm Bruce Wayne in the Morning. Oh Jesus,
it's gonna.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Be a long sharehold that a good cosplay would be.
Would that would be a good cost play. I don't
think I've ever seen somebody do Bruce.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Wayne in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Just beat a rod. Yeah, with a mug.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
This head world's best superhero, the houthcoat black.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Legitimate, legitimate corporate business man. That's all it says. In
the month bro in the Day.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
So you're going to a wedding's cosplay? Who you dressing
up as? I'm wearing a black suit with an accent,
so I could be snack panther?
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Where is the ball?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's all I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Hey, I'm gonna tell you who i'd be. Which is
why because this chick that's a friend of mine, she's
been trying to give me do these cosplay pictures.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I won't do them. I go it's Frozene you.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
From up yeah. Yeah, she's every every.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Year doing Halloween because you know, I don't get to
celebrate Halloween. My wife a Christian, and she wants me
to do these pictures every year. She says, you should
dress up. I just want to just take pictures of you.
I say, I can't do it, man, I don't. I
won't even I don't want to disrupt the happiness.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Going on right now.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Did you do it in November and it's not Halloween,
it's just U Cobs playing I'm doing. I'm doing the
July when it's hot.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I tell you, you come up with your wife like
imagined to ask you a question. So we can't.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Celebrate Halloween and dress up like superheroes because that's a
that's a bad day for Christians. But we could do
each Easter the day Jesus got murked. Yeah, I wear
a suit to celebrate them putting a hit on Jesus.
I can't dress like Frozen because some witches or something.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
With Miguel like, so you know, they got like the
King James version, So I don't know, shout out to
the caves. I don't know if you guys have read
the bad Boy version.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
So like Jesus it's crazy Jesus in Vegas watching the
Tyson fight yep, and Jesus was on his way to
the Sorcer Wars after the.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Fight, yep, and man got him. Pop pop pop pop
romans pulled up.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Bro romans pulled up, put.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Yo, Jesus, what's up player? And Judas hey, and right
at that moment, they was like, what's up player? Slow
mode they came in Jesus and then Judas just popped
out from the side.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He was like, I got you, Jesus, and then Jesus
was like yo.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
And then they cut to some guy richie scene and
Jesus is like, Batman, take the money and we're gonna
set them all up.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
And he's like, let's do this, and they was all
cocky gigs and he's like, all right, listen, Jesus, We're
gonna take your money and set him up. It's gonna
be easy, pleasy, lemon squeeziest.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Even Jesus like, what are you saying? Right? I get it.
So he's gonna come in there like purple gazes and
get a little bit of the sugar.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Kids on my fizzle hockey hotzlo out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's what I turning about Jewish. Mine's got to come
out there and make his moves out on these streets, right, Jesus,
he moves out here, right.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
And then the whole time the devil was like, why
y'all blame me for all of this? I wouldn't even hear.
I wouldn't even hear.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Like man, I was in the Old Testament, like.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Devils, like, let's bring up the things that I'm getting
blamed for. One time, I told Jesus, and you know
your daddy gonna kill you, right, yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
And scene yeah, you know, hey, first off, I don't
even have a wife, so when it rains.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I'm not beating her. Okay, there.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Beat these hoes, man, that's beating up guts. And you
know your hey, you know your daddy got a sixteen
year old go pregnant.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Ask around after round. I'm lying. Ask who came to Joseph.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Afterwards and was like, hey, player, look man, I know
that they've all got these rumors about you being soft.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I know what. I know what he did to you,
but check it out a couple of stacks. Once you
open up a carpenter business, all right, man, yo, come back,
come back through your need something. I know he ain't chosing,
but teach him a trade. Yeah, hey, a lot, a lot.
Just just quit, man, I don't want this to keep going.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Hey, hey, hey mcgils, hey man. When she got pregnant sixteen,
guy was like, I'm gonna give you a baby. Chris
Hanson walked in. Hep God, take a seat right here.
So you said you give her a baby? Like God
like wait wait, wait wait.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Yeah Genesis Genesis Omega sixty nine says, and I will
fill you with the Holy ghost and you shall come.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's to me.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Do you want to explain that you're frog? Let's explain
that devil rolled up with a blunt. Hey, we do it.
Maybe tournament the frogs again.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
I did, dog, I did?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
What up? Lou?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Just holding Lou? You know?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
And my boy, my boy job just walk in the
desert that.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You'll walk in.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
No George all New New Balance.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
This shows up and he's talking about Jeff's people and
he's like, oh, we suffered. We walked in the desert
for forty years. Hey, just because you lost, don't mean
you suffered. Stop making right terms.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
We will be right back on that biblical note right here.
On Real List Radio one or four point one. Welcome back, everybody.
(29:10):
You're still listening to Real Last on Real Radio one
or four point one.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I'm your host, James John.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'm still in the studio with my brothers in comedy,
Ken Miller class of ninety five in the house, Jeff
the Batman, Kaufman, and of course Miguel Cologne, a junior.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Now, Ken, you said you had some force in the break. Baby,
what's going on? Man?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I gotta give love to my dog. Jeff caught me
Jeff coughing. So y'all know, I'm not a shoe person.
I don't know nothing about shoes. I don't care about shoes.
I rock some sketches. Yeah, recently, I just opened for
a Russell Peters in Canada, and I said, I'm gonna
step my shoe game up. You know, I'm about to
go back to my Air Force one, some dunks and everything.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Can you tell us why you decided you're gonna step
your shoe game up? Maybe because my wife tells me to, Because.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
There you go. My wife hates the shoes I wear
on stage, but I'm comfortable. Three thousand people he's rocking
scale with on stage four hours forty five to an hour.
I'm comfortable. Yeah, you know, I'm kind of the most
to wear it this comfortable, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
So Jeff always wears some unique shoes when he's on stage.
So Jeff shout out to Jeff. Jeff sent me a
pair of Jordan's come on, man, like they like. The
crazy thing is they like some the Lucha Door Mexican nikes.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm scared to wear them because I don't want ice
to come through.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Bro. Jeff's shoe game is so fire.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Look at the bottle.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Hold on there, the l wet there, the ls which
means the flight of Spanish.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
That's what's up.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
And what they did was they took they took. This
artist did this great job. He made it look like
a luchador mask and that's why there's a flame on
the side of it. And it's a good looking paarashoes,
nice bross and by with three different kinds of laces.
That's how you know they're really that's not You gotta
choice between green, red, and white.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
They're right, and yeah, don't even wear those.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah they're threes Jordan trees. But there it's a it's
a it was a special blund which I thought they
looked good. You know you're good when they designed the
box different Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
The only question I said was I called him up
because he says he's leaving town. I said, you better
get Alexander over there, get them shoes.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yeah, Because I was going home for the weekend for
the reunion and Jeff was like, they coming on Friday,
said man, I ain't gonna be here. So I hear
Chris and say, Chris, I got some coming. Can you
make sure the house. He's like, I got you, And
they happened to come on on Thursday. Now, the crazy
thing about Thursday is I had a dentist appointment, so
I was working in the morning. I had to go
(31:48):
to the dentil I'm getting a root canal and these
shoes are sitting at my front door and Jeff text.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Me they're there.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
They're there, I know because I got the alert. So
I and Sean was out doing some preppy and stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
So I got home just in time and got the
shoes and actually know I had Chris up.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I says, hey, man, it's about the rain. Can you
go by the house though the shoes in the garage
for me?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
You know, I throw you some gas money and I
got home, opened them up and shout out to Jeff Man.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I appreciate very nice.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
When you opening for Russell, Russell will look at those
shoes and go, what the hell are those?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Jeff only gonna be for man shows who me and
you are together?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
By he says, he'll be o'b seeing the picture of
him with the big background with him.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, Russell. Also, I gotta figure out what to wear
with it. You just go blue jeans?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You wear a T shirt? Man. Now my wife is
already looking at outfits for these, bro.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
That's funny. Can wake you shirt for that?
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
So the thing about certain Jordan's as they're unique.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
The blue jeans get the blue on the white on
the white, so you just gotta be careful with it.
But now they dope, Man.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
You ain't gonna worry about those are all leather. Those
aren't like there's no velvet in this thing, so it's
all clean leather.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, yeast of a shoe.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I couldn't believe that was a drop. That wasn't Those
are those? Aren't You don't buy those at the store.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
That's man, those are special, bro, because what the drop?
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Miguel explained it to him.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
I don't know, they only dropped specific number of these
shoes at certain places.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
They're not available for everybody, and.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
A certain times when they drop times certain.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Places get him and that's it. And then so like
those those those George, You're gonna get robbed for them.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, basically, I mean you literally get five minutes to
get the shoe correct.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
So that's why I was gonna put it on Facebook
to shout out Jeff. And I was like, I don't
know if I want to do that. I want to
to run up in my crib some damn shoes, right.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
So my shoes and my military jacket?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
What the hell go? Hey?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Ken, you know what I wanted to ask you, But
I want to ask you a favor. Many. It's been
a while since we've all got together, but I'm thinking, man,
we need to get together over some smoke ribs at
your house. Man.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'm with it, man, I.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Gotta I got a slow October November. Man, you should
all get together.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Just have us. Let me get this tooth.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Issue fixed first, because I don't have with it. So
I had a root canal and I'm still in pain.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
So I don't know. We can't figure out, which what
it is I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Did you get it?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I got the root can now Thursday?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
So you.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Yeah, And so we can't figure if it's this tooth,
then I'm hurting if it's another one, because you know
it'll be that tooth.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
But the issue TIFO weird, bro, if you want tooth,
but the issue will be like you're like, yeah, I
gotta dig in u cranium?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Wait what wait? What a minute? Yeah? And I got
to take your left go from your right foot for you?
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Did Chris do this work for you?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Chris? You go to look? Really? Just was this one
of those my root ca Now you didn't read a
the street for this, did you? Heath is out?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
But yeah, So what I do is, man, give me
like a week or so.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I look up the schedule because, like I said, October November,
I really ain't got even December.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Man. I think I got like four shows in the
next three months, which is weird for me. So I
ain't got much going on, man.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
So yeah, I would love for y'all to come through
because I don't think of y'all been over here.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I've been there, y'all have Yeah, Yeah, I've been over there, man.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Man, come through. Man, you know everybody. I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
We had all the couples coming through. You had uh
uh best friend what's her name? Doing?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Always mess we you know, Yeah, that's Frindsday.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Huh best friends Day?
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Forgot was at the door with like one of those
things measuring the shade on your face.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I know it was. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, So I do something with just us, just the
fellas you know you have like Chris and Duwayne. Come on,
we just sit there and just drink, man, have a
good time.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
That's how we do. And and I smoked and usually
we sit outside.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
So that's what cigars.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
And that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Because my tooth is messed up. I can't even smoke.
And I'm I've been feeding.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
For a cigar. Bro, there you go.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I've been because I don't know, Jeff, I don't know
what it is. So I don't want to smoke a
cigar if it's going to or something.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Did you go to a dentist? What's up?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Did you actually go to a real dentist.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, I went to real dentist. Yeah, he d just goes.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
No, So this is the thing, you look at it.
I got big t so my roots are really deep.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
So he gave me the root canal and he said,
I think you're good, but you got really deep roots.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
So I don't know if he really got.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
To the right one. If it's like behind now gotcha?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
My dentist is that he does the robotic dentistry. He
teaches all the people who do robotic innistry. Now he's
he's one of the top dinners in Florida, but.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Got big.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Legs next to it.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
You know what you gotta remember? Jeff a hater?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yes, remember Tracy Lee was like, I got my I
got my degree.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
He was like, where Louisiana?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Anybody can do that?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Let me ask you a questions, Jeff, can anybody keep
the party going?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Can anybody go? It's party time?
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's party? I mean what was going on?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's hey, real labs as. I guess we have an
infinity for nineties rappers because we know most of them.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah. I was just hanging on a crucial conflict a
little bit ago.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I was like, hey, man, but yell, if y'all went
to DMC with Bubba Sparks, we we know search he'd
be hitting us up.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
When yeah, no, no, no, go back.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, years ago.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, years ago, man, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
I came over to the old Sausage Castle seven in
Saint Cloud. I just came over there in the day
times when we were all broke. This is like, I
don't know, fifteen years ago. And I came over there
and I was like, damn man. And at that place
was about everything was like a thirty minute drive. It
was like a twenty minute drive to get anything. And
I was in there and it was it was like
a day after a party. It was like a Sunday
and it was girls all in the pool and everything.
(38:28):
And I was like, hey, y'all want to go to
uh Ki's see get something to eat. Everybody was like no, no, no,
And the dude just comes out of the kitchen and
he's like, y'all ride with you and I just look.
I was like cool, Bubbas Sparks, Let's roll. And it
was Bubba Sparks and I was like cool, man.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I was like, let's go.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I used to be talking about the air conditioned No,
thank god. We always had ac I stay, I stay,
I stay crispy. But we used to drive.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Yeah. That that mike you see is the uh all
white rappers have to check with Mike, all the white
rappers back in the day, like Jelly Roll has always
been a homeboys his he stacked back before the allegations.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Uh you know all of them?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Then, yeah, that is Cony, Tracy Lee Search, we know
some other rappers popped up.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
That's Russell Peters Man. So I was having a conversation
with my boy Angel Andrew just did. He was just
in Vegas and he did this shade four five doing
his shoes right, and Angel doing a bunch of shooting people.
So he talking to somebody blah blah blah, YadA, YadA, YadA,
this that, this that.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
And Russell Peter name comes up and he was like, yo,
my boy Ken opens.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
To Russell and the dude DJ was like, you know
Ken Miller and he's like, yo, that's my best friend.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
He's like, yo, I just saw Kid open for Russell
and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
But Russell the same way Russell got all these eighties
nineties rappers him bro. I walked in the green room
and Edog was in there, Terminator X, Freddie Fox, Bumpy Knuckles.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Yeah, Big Daddy came Davy d Hey. Well, I was like,
I thought you was dead He's like, yeah, big yeah, by.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
The way, man, shout out to the big day came
and I saw him on Shannon, Uh, what do you
call it?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
He talks the way he rapsmer he does. Did you
watch the whole interview? Not the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
No, he said, chub Rock talks the way chub Rock raps.
That's his voice. Are you doing whatever?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
It was just like that, Yeah, exactly like his albums.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, it's crazy as heir, bro crazy, but shout out
to him, Man Russell, all the old school rapper. He
loves hip hop, bro, because he had hip hop head.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
He really is he He he has a DJ on
stage right, Yeah, every show.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
He has a different DJ every show, you know what
I mean? Like now, he loves hip hop. And I'm
telling you you'll go to the green room.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
You're walking in the green room, you'd be like, Yo,
what President Obama doing here?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
That's funny.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
President Obama sitting there. He President Obama sitting there twisting
one up. He's like, Hey, don't Keith urry to get
in here. We're gonna do this cipher.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I'm not I'm not byesing you, Bro. I'm telling you
this true story. Bro, this girl walks into me. She says, hey,
can I come to the back of me?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Russell.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I'm like, I, Well, who are you? She said, I'm
so don Jose's niece. I was like, okay, So I
called Russell like hey, bly blah blah blah Donald. He said, yeah, yeah,
bring it to the back.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Wait what wait?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Wait what? Yeah? You know, like down, Hussein, I can't
be bringing her back in the back.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
He's like, hey, hold up real quick, I'm gonna FaceTime
O day with Notch. Don't say that's wild.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
He knows Lyon's uncle like he knows Russell. They called Russell.
Peter is the most.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Famous unfamous median.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
He speaks every language. He knows everybody. Bro, everybody Bro.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
That's wild, Ken for real, I'm telling you Jane's if
if you guys ever get an opportunity to meet him,
work with him, being the green with him, You're gonna
walk in the green room. You be like, yo, what
what JFK doing here?
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Is that Merily my Roey's like, Bobby, Bobby, look who's
been here right now?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Hey Bobby, real quick, what's your son talking about? He
got worms? What's up? Hey? We got about a minute left. Man,
I absolutely love you guys. This show keeps me going. Man,
y'all are hilarious.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Thank you guys out there listening before we go. Jeff Coffin,
where you gonna be this weekend?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
What you got going on? Mine?
Speaker 5 (42:47):
On the Under Oath show. We got Michael Chickliss from
the commission the new movie The Senior and you might
know him as a thing from the original Fantastic Four movies.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
And it's correct, man, mister Miguel, what you got going
on this weekend? Baby? Than this weekend? But October seventeenth,
I'll be over at.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Club Secrets and can sendme performing shout out to Kevin
Dean for that show. And then October nineteenth, I'll be
at Rogue Wave in New Sumurna Beach doing the show
for Jari and Sean Madden.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Very nice man, Ken Miller class of ninety five.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
What you got going on? Bro?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Man? I ain't got nothing man for a while.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
So if you'll need a comedian and hit me up.
But Miguel, let me tell you something, Man Secrets.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
That card this is great.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
That's why I'm doing it on the Great rood Forenomenal.
Don't worry about don't sell no merch. They ain't buy
no merch.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, but the blue pills and twenty packs yo.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
And the thing is they give you a little pass
so you can hang out all.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Night about to get some old ladies repregnant. There you go, Hey,
watch this, sir.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
What you got going on, James? Well, I don't got
anything going on this weekend, but I do want to
shout out a show I did last week and I
forgot to mention it.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I got to do the Saint Cloud room that Kevin
Dean books called Crust, and that was an amazing experience.
Shout out to Kevin Dean for putting together yet another
great room that I got to actually play. Man, it
was sold out. Shout out to Absar Sadiki for absolutely
killing it.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Man. He did a great job that it wasn't what
I was expecting.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
I grew up and could send me in Saint Cloud,
what's predominantly a white place with country dudes, which I
have a lot of friends, or the country white dudes.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
It was all new Eurekan in the man and on
all the room.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
That's the bad thing is hot because it's outside outside
of the patio it is hot.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
But man, that audience, Bro was amazing. You get a chance,
go do it, bro Chrus Yeah, I hit him up.
Man is an amazing room, Bro, and that audience is fired.
They want comedy and the owners love it.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
They saw.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
They actually hit me up on Instagram and wanted me
to run that show. And I was like, man, I
don't live in the area.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Hit up Kevin Dean because that's his hilaria and that's
how Kevin nine got that room.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Good looking, bro, great great room, great room. Shout out
to them. Everybody was cool out there. And it's funny
because I was asking the people who were there to
show this whole family.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I said, he man, y'all live in St. Call. He's like, nah, Man,
we don't consentd me. I said, so do I. He's like, Bro,
where do you live? I said, I live with the Loop.
He's like, so do I?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
He said, I said where do you live? He said
cy Prist Reserve. I said, brouh, so do I the
whole family?
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Who's your wife Michelle? What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Man? It turns out I know the whole family lives
where I live. Man, So yeah them, Man, Thank y'all
for listening.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
By the way, all behalf of myself I official sponsored
mister Kaufman there, Jeff Batman, Coaufin from kaufmin and Lynn
Miyael Colonna. Do't you forget about the junior knows who
his daddy is, kids knew Jordan's that he got that's right,
and mister kam Miller himself. Thank y'all for always listening
and supporting real laugh. We'll see y'a next week, but
before we go, can't tell them what to do. Take
your ass. The bed shouts a bad bunny for being
(46:06):
on the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
By Bunny, we out
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