December 4, 2025 • 44 mins
Wednesday 12-3-25 Show #1217: We are back and talk about the Thanksgiving break; plus, Ken threatens a new hire, fights, and jury duty.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's up everybody, and thank you you have just tuned
in to Realize on Real Radio one of four point one.
I'm your host tonight, mister James Yan, and we are
in nightcap of comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Welcome back out after the holiday.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm joined in virtual studio with some really good friends
of mine, fellow comedians that you all know in love.
First off, the man the myth who helped start all
this over nine years ago. I'm talking about Miguel Cologne.
Don't you forget about the junior. He know who his
daddy is, Miguil. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Man?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Man?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I realized something as I've been traveling this past week,
because I've been on the road a lot in the
past two weeks, I've listened to a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Of dateline murder mysteries.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
And I realized I would be a garbage juror because
the minute broke because they're like, Kevin and Linda were
together for twelve years, but then when Linda disappeared, Kevin
he didn't really check for her.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
And I'm like, oh he did it, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, And then they're like, but they were able to
prove that Kevin was at work during the murders.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
However, her co worker Lance had a car that matched it.
I'm like, oh Lance killed her. However, Lance at the
airport and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
We're so it was back to Kevin right.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm just like the first person.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
They're like this dude, I'm like, yeah, oh yeah, he
killed It makes sense, wrapped up, let's go to.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Look got him to judge like he man, I think we.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Get into the trial and if you want to wrap
this one up and get us.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
To another one, I need all the evidence.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Just let me look at everybody to do with a
glass eye.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah yeah, he's the rapist.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Sure, he's the victim. I don't know, you're gonna have
to redo this one because that eyes letting me know.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Bro, That's why my man, Miguel Colone not belong in
the justice.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Why don't go to Jerseys That's why whenever I get
a Jerry notice.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm like, Nah, you don't want me there, you don't.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Want me there. Hilarious fish to fry. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, the next member of our mary Man Man, you
know I'm your love. When we call him the godfather
of Orlando comedy, but today he never disappoints he has
another nickname.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's the handy man, Ken Miller, Ken, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Handyman?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
First of all, Miguel, you always know who guilty because
at forty five minutes, whoever they I'm telling you, I
watched dateline religiously. At the forty five minute mark, whoever
they start talking about, that's the kill.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Tell him, I don't know what it is. I'll be
timing it, James forty.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Two, forty five minutes and they be like Kevin, you'd
be like, yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Right on it.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
And then I got another one for you. If at
all their interview and everybody, and James is at his house,
Ken is at his house, Jeff is at his house.
And then they interviewed me, and I look exactly like
I look now in screen, with one solid colored wall
behind me and a blue collar buttoned all the way up,
and they're only showing me from the.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Chest and head up. It's because I'm in prison. They
try to fake it around.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Sometimes they're like Kyle was her neighbor, and he's like yeah, yeah,
you know. And then and they try to like James
is sitting there with his wife petting his main coon cat,
Ken is sitting there smoking ribs as he's talking. Chef's
in the office. I'm behind a white wall with a
buttoned up blue collar tea and a tear drop on
my eye. We worked together over at spread for eight years.
(03:38):
And I tell you what you know. Hold on real quick, hey, Lightning,
I catch you in the yard and put a ship.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Through your throat. Give me them six new ports. So
I don't know what happened to Rebecca.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Good question.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Back around fixing the house. I had somebody to put
some was in the crib, yeah, and and he cut
my neighbor's cable, so they had to get it fixed.
And then once he dug it up, he say, oh,
and by the way, you got a hole in the
sprinkler line, so water is shooting up outside to dig
that up, and so I have to PBC pipe cut
(04:19):
or cut it and then put I told.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Him, I said, I'll do it myself. Yeah, you know
what I do.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You're done, Thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
My BBC pipe and cut the power to the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
I'm sitting there with the sprinklers on. I was like,
why is it a puddle of water over there? And
I go look in the hole. Way we dug up
to get to the PBC pipe, I mean the water
just shooting.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was like Kim, the dude you hired was literally
handyman from a little coloring.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
And you get rid of the Mexican's.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Hey, it's funny you say that. True stories that my
next neighbor is actually Cuban and he got everything I do.
I don't care what if I need something? This, I said,
hold up, man, I got it, he says. See it's
important to have a Mexican living next door to you.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I'm trying to tell y'all the phone numbers to everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Latin's got the tools.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
All right, he got everything, bro, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
We have to talk to our next partner in crime,
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I'm talking about the one, the only, Jeffrey Batman Kaufman.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh, he frows, Jeff, Yeah, I'll answer for it.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Batman, Jeff big you know, like a jug about.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Uhh, that's because Ken the dude who's fixing you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You're not wrong, man, that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's so funny, so real quick, everybody, I know, Yeah,
go ahead here.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, no, no, I had a good time.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Man to ten days doing nothing.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Uh went to Vegas so a lot.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I went to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
How was it?
Speaker 8 (06:30):
I'm I'm gonna try to I'm gonna pop out.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
There's something wrong with the connection. I don't know what
it is, but get coming up.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
With technical right now. He's gonna pop out and he's
gonna pop bag in.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I'll answer for Jeff right now.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Vegas.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Uh, you know nothing, big me.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Dan Newlan, Uh the iyatolat.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And uh yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Dan Newlan was like I'd like, I'd like a Cuban
sandwich and the eyelshold.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
It was like, I'd like a Cuban sandwich.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
So you know, we bought Cuba, took one of those
big bicycles with the floating tires.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
We tattled all the way over there. And I went
and saw Robo Castro.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
You guys don't know about that, but you know he's uh,
he's in the the ass guardian armor suit. I said,
Robo Castro, what's up with a Cuban and uh, you
know we agree, women suck Batman, What do you think, Craig, Craig.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Liftft bro, that's hilarious as hell?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Did you feed uh the normal suspects? Ken was Dwayne, Chris?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You know I did asual suspects.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Dwayne and his girlfriend actually came over here and okay,
and Chris, he was in Coco with his family, so
I just made him five plates.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And brought him to this. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
But I didn't go overboard this year, like you know
how normally we three turkeys and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
We didn't go over board.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Man.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
We were simple. We got a turkey, We did black
eyed peas. We did two mac and cheeses because she
did a forty dollars We called it the forty dollars
mac and Cheese because it cost forty dollars to make
it the amount of it. And then collar greens, the
green beans and potatoes. She did two pies, corn bread
stuff and corn bread.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
We were super super.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Super like like it's almost gone and our Thanksgiving food
is never you know what I mean? We usually by Monday,
we still got enough that we could feed.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Like ten people.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That's why I was asking you before we started recording. Man,
you still got leftovers.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Right now, you get the fridge.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
They about to go in the trash because the trash
come tomorrow. So yeah, so yesterday, I you know it
was yesterday, shout out to my baby.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It was our eleven year meter.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yes, yes man university.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
And I'm like, so you know we had we had
spent so much money, like I'm just gonna cook dinner.
What what do you want? And she's ample knowledge that
ain't romantic And I never made I was gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Say, I never remember you telling me James, I'm making
up bananas over here.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Son, And they came out fantastic, all right, shout out
of the camp man. It came out fantastic. I tell you,
by the time, if you can read, you can cook.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Thank you if you're on the recipe.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, bro, the recipe if you can read. When people like, man,
I'm not to cook, I.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Can't boil water just like you.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Want me to make you something neat nah baby.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hey, I got to point out real quick, Ken, you
got the uh Christmas decorations up in the back.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Why your nut crackers got a gangst.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
The lean man, they.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Do these nutcrackers.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I think it's the way my camera is.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Oh, I'm like, why like that? I think because my
camera looking up like that. Yeah, so we actually got
to pull all that stuff out. The kids will be
over tomorrow, so we'll probably start pulling stuff out and
getting ready. But yes, it's because they black. Of course,
you know, I know, yeah, you know, I know every
thing if senta's black, Jesus black, everything we buying something's black.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't know. Well, she got this black John m
K Jr.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That is funny.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Black JFK. He didn't even get he gets sniped. He
got shot in the chest of the dice.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Game where she got black jam k from We got
a black jam k post up here.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Black Lady is funny.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Hey, it's not even a dude, it's an actual Lincoln.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Hey, hey, Lincoln got the hot top like the kid.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
On Yeah, Stranger Things Top.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's funny. Said, it's a Lincoln continent.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
We threated a bunch of white people. I don't know
if this is historically accurate. Doctor is how it happened?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Doctor Ubar is funny.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yeah, man, so we gotta we gotta start getting y'all
got y'all stuff up yet.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
We ain't even we gotta pull lives out.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, like your in the front yards, all over the
bushes is.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
On the house.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Uh inside we got everything decorated.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
With James or do you all do it?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Or my mother in law doesn't. And she's so happy.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I love my mother in law because she wants me
to feel included and everything that happens.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So she said, James, come here, come here.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
She brings me over.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
To the tree.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
She's like, look, she had a black Santa Claus and
she was so proud.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
James, so happy are you looking at the black Santa
claud be like, wait a minute, this is just me.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Hey in a red.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
James.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
What did black Santa Claus give you for Christmas? James?
My bike?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yes, disappointment. I had two black men in my life
to just pointing me.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I San Claus show up January eighteenth ish, knocking on
the front door.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Yeah yeah, he's like, man, man, you know, don't do heights.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Open the damn door and they're gonna fight out.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He's driving black Lincoln black like an autobot.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yo. That dude said, it's a Lincoln bro. Oh. They
kind of brought a till to my eye.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Man, you go, brother, take that, take that. I know
we only got a minute to half left, but.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Jeff you with us. You're good.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Yeah, I'm good now, man, I promise when you leave
for ten days, everything goes away.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
The car don't start, I mean everything, everything goes to hell.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
You don't use anything in ten days and nothing works
when you get on.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, your car won't start, which is crazy because you
don't have an old car.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Dude, what happened?
Speaker 7 (12:57):
No, you don't hear this. Triple A batteries.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
I'm say this every time Triple A puts a new battery,
and it's that Triple A battery the jackie for two
hundred dollars. That thing was put into May. The guy
looked at me and goes, well, your battery is bad.
He goes, you're gonna need a new battery. So what's
a good thing that you paid for it? Yeah, and
he looked at me. Well, I said, well you.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Put it in May. It says three year battery on
your floor right now, So I guess I'm good. And
he looked at me all disappointed. It was amazing.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
The guy's, oh, we got to give you a free battery.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
For our broke ass battery.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
And then he tried to explain to me how the
indicator might be wrong and I might not need a
new battery.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I was laughing.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
I was like, okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Don't give me a new battery.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
They get you. Oh man, that sounded like me and worked.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We had.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
We just hired somebody new and I threatened to beat
that dude up today.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh wait a.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Minute, hold on, tell us when you get back.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
When we get back, Hen's gonna tell us why he
almost got a.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Rested for Quanta. Don't go nowhere.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Le'll be right back with more hilarity right here on
Real Last, Real Radio four point one. Well, come back, everybody,
(14:26):
you're still listening to Real Lass on Real Radio One
on four point one is me James John Ken Miller
AKA and the Handyman, Miguel Colone Junior and Jeffrey Batman coffin.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
We are Real Lass your night cap of comedy.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Before we went on break Ken was telling us that
he got a new employee where he works at and
he already threatened to do for some real ye maintain dominance.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Can what happened with the new guy that you already
want to whoop the gas.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
So he ain't here the threat I love everybody else
because he had left. But now he was like he knew,
but he was like asking for all this stuff, Like
he was like, Yo, the parking garage smells like urine.
Yeah it's downtown Orlando. Oh yeah, it's unacceptable. And then
some other stuff happened. And then we got a chat
group in our team where we talk about other teams
(15:15):
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
He took a screenshot and send it to the other team.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
What whoa whoa?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I said, I gotta beat this.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yes, yeah, smell a young dude, Kaufman, you young kid.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
See, you can't trust them, you under thirty. I don't
trust you.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, man, I got you.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Raised differently, you got participation trophies.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I don't tell me his phone number.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Man, I'm gonna start a really really bad group chat
with him as we can get fired. I'm just me
and every time about send the horrible meme and be like, Yo,
this last meme you sent me on Instagram's hilarious, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
He's gonna type him two words it's John read and
see what happens, yo, Yeah, just see what happened.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yo had a third word in there, innocent.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Oh wow, bro oh my god, oh one to night man.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It gotta be we got it.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I was.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
I was talking to some after the show because they
thought I did comedy like full time, and I was like, no,
actually have a day job. They was like, how, like
you're so you're so funny, Like how why are you
working a day job? I said, because apparently you ain't
seeing these comedy checks.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Probably you don't know what my comedy look like, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I'm like, people really think we make a lot when
the club they really do. They're like, oh, you're making thousands, right.
I'm like, I got baiting chicken for not.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Even I had to buy my blue cheese. Yeah, all
a cart, Yeah, these seventy charges. You had a couple
of blue cheeses? Are you right?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You're right, You're right, You're right. Hey, you want to
upgrade and get breading on that chicken?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
That's why I'm always shocked when I need a new comic,
especially yeah comic, and they old. I'm like, like you
in your forties and fifties, like do you know what
you're about to get?
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Like?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Are you are you in in front of money, Like
what you do you know what you're about to get
into right now?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They don't know, or they make enough money and they
don't care. They don't care. The money's not important to them.
Like what's the doctor that does his DN He's like
our age man. So he'll go do gigs that don't
really pay a lot because he a doctor.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
He just likes.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
It's when I meet comics that aren't funny, that are
old doing this, and I'm like, stop, go play pickleball, homie, golf, golf.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
There's so many things.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Cheat on your wife Friday night, you know, go cruising
for dudes. There's so many things you can do.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Man, go find that gloryhole at the homekeeper, tap your
foot on wine.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Man, it's you you, but.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
You gotta do you got Yeah, you ain't got it.
You ain't got the open mic. If you are a
little wild, you don't, man. But yeah, that lady was shocked.
She was like, yo you. I'm like, but she said,
what you want this?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You did that?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
I said, yeah that man, that on that don't mean nothing.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
You to watch be rabbit just swept the chiniki. Then
he had to go back to work. Work were like
work accurate eight miles, the most accurate dream chasing movie
I ever seen.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
You did it, can't now what are you gonna do?
Get back before they fired my ass.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I gotta go back to work. Money money.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I saw shout out to mister Froud seven Kevin Dean.
He made a post the other day and I was like,
it's so true if you're a comic.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
The post that he made, he.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Goes man, I was just at a comedy club. Then
he showed himself in the cubicle and nobody cared. Like
I was just performing. People love me, but I'm back
at work. Nobody gives a damn about what I just
did on Do.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That's how it feels.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You come back king of the world.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
When you get back to that cubicle, they're like, all right, man,
we still need the PF five reports.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Good job every body.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
But I said to everybody when we first got on
the show, I had a really good weekend as far
as comedy for the first time. When it comes to
a Thanksgiving weekend. I don't know if people know this,
but usually holiday weekends can be rough for comedy shows
because you never know if people are gonna show up
or people are just gonna stay home and get drunk
and whatnot. But we ended up having really packed shows,
So shout out to the signings.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It was really good.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I was working with Nick Masic. We had a really
good time out there. Man.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It was actually busy, so God bless Ken. You did
some really good shows. Our founding father and mister Denn
the Sea.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Bowl, the woman created this.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
So we had so much fun. Man.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
It was me, Miguel Rob smiles, Chris I angry texting
our feature and Devin clothes and like I said before
we came.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
On, we just don't get to do shows together, you
know what I'm.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Saying, Like we really, we rarely rarely get to do
shows together. So I was so excited to be able
to do a show with Devin Man and Devin so funny.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
It's just cool, bro is it's cool? Like his that
was his girlfriend? Right?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, I called his wife. They're not officially married.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
You got a year old daughter, and we were gonna
go to the movie theater because she was on the
date and we was gonna go beat the boyfriend nice Like,
She's like, yeah, she's on the date.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I said, well, well, what we waiting on.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, why we ain't over there right now, asking her.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Miguel, and then she was like, well, what she's with
the son and the mama there too.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I said, we beat that too.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Damn, everybody get beat.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Up in the moment.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Come on, Ray Rice.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Floor, damn can get a ass kick too, Bro, that's
what we said. It's like when they beat up. Yeah, yeah,
that's funny.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
I cut back off. Beat up eye bloody. He can't
say what happened. He played soccer man. He had a
lot of agility.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Was on the point.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, it's mama got hands and jameson.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
That's when the conversation with because we were talking about
fighting our kids, and I was like, if Junior was
a lied my son or whooped.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
My I'll tell you right now, I got nothing on
my kids. But yet I'll tell you my kids a
beefy like they're not. They young and young.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Kenny was Kenny with the golds gym. Yeah, the wheel waits.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I won't even go to a bungle gym.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I'm gonna tell you guys, last summer. Last summer was
the last time I have.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Been in a fight, and I probably hadn't been in
a fight in like five years. Since there, and then
from that one five years had been like a decade.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Guess when I had to get in a fight with
one of the Disney college kids who tried.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
To fight, let me tell you what happened, Guys.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
He was drunk and fighting. I was fighting for my life.
That's the difference.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
That's the difference because and I will say this, in
his mind, he was like, what's up your fat man?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
You want it?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
And my mind was like I can't die. Honest to God,
every swing, every everything I did was to destroy this
creature so that I could live.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
And there's literally.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
A part where we were like kind of wrapping up
with each and this wasn't like, hey ma, I'm gonna
take truth.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Man.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
This was probably two two and a half minutes before
it ended. But you know I didn't have three and
a half minutes in me.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
He could have gone all night. He could have gone.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
He was like, he was like Captain America. I could
do this all night. I was like crapped in America.
And when he came back with the stones, I.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Was like, peggan.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Y, you was butter Beam, you remember no past.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
There was a point though, where we were duking and
and and like and I literally hit this kid with
the other cut and he just kind of like star
ride and I was like, oh God, that was supposed
to end it.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Like honestly, god, that's how I felt like.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I was like I gotta like, yeah, what a boy
Sam And he was like oh, and I was like what,
I got a follow up crown?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
And then I got him and I like school, I
just picked him up and I slammed him on the ground.
And you know that's that no matter who you are,
getting scooped up and slammed on the ground, that's gonna
do you. But after that, I got up and just
started walking away because I was like, I'm not about
to get on top of him, try to fix I
have an opportunity to get twenty thirty yards away. And
(24:17):
then we were at the castle and so security and
I'll tell you this took about two and a half
minutes security by the time they got because they saw it.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
But they're pushing through people, you know, and like this
is and man, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
When security got him and he was like getting up
and I was looking at him, I was like.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Damn, he could keep going.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
I'm look, I'm looking for a gatorade and somewhere to sit,
and then honestly, man, and then you know, like remember
when you were young, man, after a fight, you sit
around talking about it.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Security they're all in like their early thirties, late twenties,
so they're like, hey, man, I saw when you uppercuting him.
Hey man, you see when Miguel lifting him up?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
And every time they're telling me about it, I'm like,
oh God, what if he ever cutting me?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
If he had, I couldn't tell you mcguil the last
time I fought somebody, because honestly, no, I.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Can't, man, bro, where's my sandwich?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
The whole night afterwards, I was just like, hey, man, hi, yeah,
I can't be doing this again.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Bro, I ain't got it in me like that. No.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I used to be a fighter back in the day.
I was crappy.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Now.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Any jobs out there, yeah, hey, hey, I just left
the party so I'm kid, Yeah, yeah, hey dog.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I think the last it's been.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I've been into some almost yeah yeah, other bar into
some almost you know, even like recently at the Funny
Bone last year, when I was going to throw that
comedian over the balcony, but but fight fight. Probably Austin's
when I thoh falk, Probably that was the last time
(26:04):
I've been into like a fisticuff fight. But I meant
into the the bumping chest and the yeah yeah yeah.
You want your whole family lineage? You know, you know,
you know, I take a linear your.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Job, you're like them and everybody going.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
You know why I say your whole family like, that's
that's bad, that's it. I don't even know why I
kill your whole family, Like why I that's.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Really tell you. I'd be like you knowing, I might
have to take you up on my off because.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Okay, that's funny, that's funny negotiating.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Okay, hey, James, I'm threating to jip. Why kill your
whole family? Here go their addresses? Wait wait wait.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Want to another market? Thirteen oh seven springs.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, you get to walk around money.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
Here's a here's a burnt I get your tickets to
Los Angele listen, I'll take care of all of it.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
I'll take care of all your plan.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Do you like that?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I'm just asking this dude jumped about the plane ticket
the GPS settings.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Now, yeah, binding quarter log.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
That's hilarious, bro, But that would be that. That's a
funny skit. If you why could your whole family here?
Go the address?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
What you want to start with? My wife? You would.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You wouldn't come to my house when I leave the
back door open from eight to midnight every single night,
the guns right in the.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Door with you walk. You won't deal with.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Did I build that?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Next episode makes it look like I resisted? He did.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
I'm on an episode of Dateline and then Ken was
at work that day.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Now what Ken couldn't he but Gel's watching it? Can't
He's at work.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
He was at work, Look like, what can you gotta lucky?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
And you lucky because I was dozing in and out
during the trial and then jured number five. She got
them things yeah right and music. I mean there was
a part where they were introducing some murder weapon evidence
and all I was thinking about was like a man,
leave them.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Thanks, they say it takes a village.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
When she got two of them.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
On hey, the bailiff caught me too, we both started giggling.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
And one time I forgot I was here. I just
got up to go use the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
They're like, jury number four, I'm about to run to
the corner, so you want something?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
All right, guys, christ what happens if you're on the
jury and you gotta peeveh.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Hey, Well we gotta go to Hey, we gotta go
percy in. We can I act want to talk to
jury duty when we come back.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
All right, guys, don't go anywhere, and we'll be right back.
Speaker 11 (28:48):
We'll last on Real Radio one or four point one.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
We are back. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
You're still rocking with Real Lass on Real Radio one
or four point one. I'm your host tonight, mister James
John Jordan Studio, Mister Ken Miller aka to Handyman, Miguel
Cologne Jr.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
And Jeffrey the Batman Causman. Now, we were just asking
you an.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Interesting question because not only is Jeff an amazing comedian,
he's also a lawyer. He's been doing this for quite
some time. And Ken had a good question, like what
happens if you're on the jeurry and I'm sitting there
and I got the bubble gut, I had some warm
milk in a frappuccino I shouldn't have had, and I
gotta go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
How can I go? And Jeff, you said.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
They inserted. They put their hands up.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
They go, hey, listen, your honor, and judges don't like
when jurors ask questions, so they're like, hold on home,
and everyone shut down and the guy goes, he goes,
I gotta go, I gotta go, and they'll they'll let
you go.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
You know, juriors are I want you to know something.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
It's not like TV. You know, they say, don't talk
about the case. You can't stop talking about the case.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
What else do I say?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Like, yeah, they put me on a jury.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
These two dumb attorneys chose me. I'm going you can.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
When you're looking for a jury, you want people who
will follow your instructions, okay, not somebody who will believe
with you.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
A lawyer is the last person you I'm talking out to. Anybody.
Don't put a lawyer on the jury because you can't
sell him. You know, he knows.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
And these two borns thought they were trying to impress
me and put me on the jury. I look, I go,
you two are the dumbest guys I ever met. And
but I did learn this woman next to me that
they stuck me on a criminal case. It was an
essay case.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
No, I think.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
I want people to watch this one.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
I know I can't say it regularly, but yeah, they
put me on this jury.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
It was bad.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
I mean I was sitting there. Their witnesses were liars.
I mean it was crazy. They brought this guy in
as the boyfriend of the girl who got supposed the essay,
except the boyfriend was gay.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
I mean this dude was flaming gay.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
He walked through, he threw he he literally spun through
the gate that goes from the.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Literally walk by.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Doing Swan Lake. Yo.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Yeah, I want to tell you this. I was on
a jury.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
It was four black women, one one old dude and
one hispanic.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
And the black woman sitting next to me, and he
came through the game. She went.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Through and she was just looking at her. She goes
and she's looking in the other direction because we all
knew what was wrong here. But I guess they people
trying to sell you stuff because they think Juri's aren't
going to think about it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, I got a question about about Jewelry's ship.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Let's say you guys are all saying a hotel is
a jewelry allowed to hang out at the hotel and
talk and stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
No, they're not supposed to.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
They're not when they get yeah yeah, well very rarely
do they get sequestern Okay, you're talking only the super
high end trials, and no they're they're not supposed to
have dinner together.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
They're not supposed to hang out. They got TV.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Squester there, get together.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I'm like holiday man, Hey, yeah, hey, I'll tell you
all about it.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
He did it player, but I'm gonna let him walk.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Man, he got he got riz yeah, solid, like I
know he's shot to do. But to be fair, man,
I just I ain't feeling the victim's hair like you
got that hair. Yeah, hey, take this out. Do mean
a solid man? Hey, get on Facebook, reach out to
(32:56):
his people. He got a boat, tell him, hey, let
us use the boat every Saturday. And hey, I'm gonna
hang this joint chance it's fifty seven man, Hey, man,
you had to Jordany. Hey, the bailiff here, put up.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Let me hold that gun.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Hey, Jeff, So, what what makes it a hung jury
or mistrial?
Speaker 10 (33:25):
With it longer got him?
Speaker 8 (33:30):
The one person gets hung up on it, one person.
One person normally digs in he disagrees. I mean, I
can tell you the jury that I sat on for
this major felony.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
They were. It was crazy.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Five of them thought he was guilty before they even
put on evidence. We went in the back and they
were like, yeah he did it. He pulled them agel
like he's watching Dayline.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Yeah he did it. And I'm going I'm going hold
on there.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
You see the way he was looking at us well,
And I had to explain to them, no, no, he's
doing that because they're told to pay entered the jury
to see, you know, because they have to be part
of the selection.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
These people.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Every second they were finding him guilty or innocent based
on stuff that had nothing to do with the trial.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
I'll have a quick question. Yes, hey man, you Ramon's brother.
I remember that gat. You can't be telling people you
ain't have it.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
I'm never seeing hey, just between me and you know,
MA got you? Hey, judge? We cool? Also?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Can I pee?
Speaker 6 (34:34):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
But I'm thinking what if I don't have to pee?
What if I got some other things I got went off?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah? Not that, not that one? Yeah yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
What if I got that special one, like the one
that can do.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
The most dangerous thing the jury has is they're why
their their time.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Jurors like going, I'm ready to be done with this.
Halfway through. They're ready to be done, man, and not
to happen, don't.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
I'm not one of those people who want to do it.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
No, what can I say to get me disqualified right away?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Like I don't want to be there.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Especially if it's Friday.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
If it's Friday and they let these people go at
like five o'clock to go back, they're gonna come back
in thirty minutes.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
They're gonna be you know, they don't even care anymore.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
I want I want my I want my trial to
wrap up.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
And I'm like, yeah, y'all got y'all can take the
whole weekend players, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
The only only problem is you don't get paid like
that though.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Man, tell me what rule you at that? Lakita'll set it.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Up right now.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
I got you baby out here. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
I like Jane's question, Jeff, what's some of the things
you can say to not get picked for the jewelry?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
That's what? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (35:50):
All right, Well this is the one that gets every
attorney in trouble. But you know what, nobody.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Listens to us.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
This is the thing.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
If you can if you're biased, Judges try to fix you.
Attorneys try to fix you, especially if they like you.
If they want you, they go, I want him at
my trial.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
But here's the deal.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
You know, listen, I'm sorry, I don't trust police if
it's if it's a case, I hear people who hate
police officers. He goes, sorry, I can't trust police officers.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
I don't trust So we're never going to have anybody biased. Nope, sorry,
what was that, captain?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
I said, We're never going to have any minorities on
a jury or what you.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Know, they'll fix it. No, this is the question the
judge asked them. Ask the person.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
He goes, so, if if I tell you this is
the rules you have to follow.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
You're telling me you can't follow it. And the guy goes.
The guy always goes, well, you know if I have
to Okay, he's on body. He's good.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
And they know this dude's biased. They know he can't
follow through. They know he can't do this, but they
you know, they know that they need to get a jury.
And you could go, I've gone through eighty people and
had to go to the next day because we couldn't
find I had won a long time going into the
criminal where it was a gun case and everybody, I
can't no, sorry, gun he did it?
Speaker 7 (37:02):
See was he old of the gun?
Speaker 8 (37:04):
And you'd have to And we went through juror after juror,
and finally I figured out how to flip it, and
I said.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
We can all agree that everybody is allergic to bullets.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
And you know, I had this big dude stand up,
I said, I said, you want to get shot?
Speaker 7 (37:18):
No, you want to get shot?
Speaker 8 (37:19):
I said, So we all agree that bullets stop people
from doing dumb things. And that was the only way
I could fix the jury, to get them on my
side with the gun issue.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
Rather than you know, going the other way.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
And the way it works also when it's prosecution defense,
you guys get to eliminate jewelry members as they come up, right.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
That's how only you.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Get between three, three and six depending on the type
of case, but you get the ones that you get
free ones.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
If the person's just biased. I don't have to use it.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
I don't have to use one of my getting out
of jail. But I also sometimes they can say, hey,
we want to make sure did you get rid of
that black juror because he was black and they can
call you out on it, and you have to defend
why you got rid of.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh yeah, oh you have to say it you have.
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (38:02):
I thought you like a minority or female.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
You get rid of the white eye. Nobody cares.
Speaker 6 (38:10):
He said, I wasn't filling his glasses. Yeah, I don't
want no fo do it on my jo.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Even its like nerd. Yeah, look at him, look at him.
Nobody wants you. Kyle.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yeah, you can get rid of.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
You can get rid of Kyle, but you can't get
rid of Imagine.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Imagine you sit one of your jersey in the baths
through the trial keeps going and they have the whole
damning moment where they bring up that the police planted
evidence and everybody's like, and then that jerk comes back.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
He's like, what's up, man? What I miss?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Right?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
He did it right.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
James show up with those big glasses. I said, no, no,
I don't trust his choices. Look, he got the glasses.
I wouldn't trust them.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Like you like my Steve rkles Man, I love man,
you had those things.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
All those look like those fake sunglasses that people used
to wear.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You know, I'm about to get some some suspenders and everything.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Man.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
I I come in there flicking a quarter and I'm like,
I gotta listen to nothing. I'm gonna let old Lady
Liberty here and make the decisions.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Y'all think.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
What do y'all think?
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Did he kill her? Did he kill her?
Speaker 12 (39:15):
He did?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
He did it?
Speaker 8 (39:16):
He did it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
But I got a three all half of his black
half of his wife.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Imagine, Wow, I'm really.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Did up there.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Like there's so much, there's so much evidence to sense
he did it.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
I'm like, yeah, y'all, but check it out.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Cash.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
He's putting the bet at seventy five to one that
he killed himself.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
We go innocent.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
If we go innocent, put like five hundred down.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
That's thirty five hundred a piece.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Everyw Bro, I'm glad you brought that up, man, because
they trying to get me, y'all.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
They are trying to get James to gamble.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Every time I turn on a podcast, every time I
turn on YouTube, the radio, there is a commercial for
riots picks, y'all, and they're giving you fifty three dollars
sports like that.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Do you know to it?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
But but they're trying to That's how they get you
start betting on women's soccer out of nowhere, you'd be
like bro betting on.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Mon Dobby buses. They're gonna get faster.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
But my question to you guys who actually watched sports,
y'all do any sports gambling at all?
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Only only when I'm in Vegas. Only in Vegas.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
I don't bring it into my real life because I
see people. I had a buddy of mine who was
who was very successful, and he got holp Man. He
was betting on everything. When I joked about women's soccer,
he said, I had money on what I go.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
What do you know.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
About women's soccer?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Well, it was just I thought I had good odds
because it's writing your phone down, it's too easy.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
It's bad.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Watching a football game it was University of Las Vegas North,
and I don't know who they were playing, but we
were laughing and we were like, you gotta be a
degenerate to be betting on.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
This, and no, lie, no lie. My home boy was
at the bar going.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
God, come on, if you vote, if you gotta, if
you go for Las Vegas North, eight A schools so
small that you can bet on them? Yeah, hey, Vegas,
Like take that to renoo.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Better take that Areno, we don't do what Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Hey, Hey where I put my bet down? From Valencia
West Campus?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Where?
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I do that?
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Got I got fifty dollars next due coming out to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah that's funny, man. We got about two minutes left
guys before I go.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Where are you.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Gentlemen performing this weekend? So if they can come out
and support you? Where you're going to be this weekend?
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Ago this weekend, I'm back home, man. I'm not going
anywhere but the twelve, thirteenth and fourteen. I will be
out in Him and Louisiana. On the twelve the thirteenth
that will be in Biloxi, Mississippi. And the fourteenth, I
will be back in Him in Louisiana with David Jolly
and Jake Rica.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Very very very nice.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
We're gonna be this weekend.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
It's a mister coffin. I know you got something going on, sir.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (42:13):
I'm actually gonna be the old Why Not Lounge. I'm
headlining Oh Saturday.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Come on, rain, make a rain on them.
Speaker 8 (42:21):
I get to play this stuff that you guys tell
the place of legends that you guys always tell me about.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
It, bro, it ain't it ain't no more.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Hey, Kevin White said this past weekend, the sound system
was terrible and the power cut out halfway through his
safe Bro, that's.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Wow, I thought.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
So it's Margaritaville.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Now, yeah, there you go. It's not what it used
to be, brother, Brother Ken. Where you're gonna be this weekend? Man?
This weekend?
Speaker 7 (42:49):
Man?
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Actually, I have nothing this weekend, man, but I will
say this.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
It is out and it's on the calendar.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
So December seventeenth, the fourteenth annual Kim Military Drive. If
you it af free, I would love for y'all to
be on the show. So that literally on the seventeenth,
I got the pillar Fork Podcast. Ladies gonna join us,
a nice throw some some of them casts from the
Nado podcast on and we're just gonna have fun. So
(43:16):
December seventeenth, the fourteenth th Amuel Kim Miller.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Toy Drive is back and so very nice. I'll be
in mccurty's. I'll be the first time I headline mccurty's.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
That's dope, yeah, man, because I'm in. But I met
mccurty's two weeks late.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I'm doing new year's it is that last week is me,
Devin and you.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
It's up hold Orlando. But that's dope.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeah, that's dope man, really really nice man. This weekend
actually be in Coco Beach with my wife. I'll be
at Gregory's Thursday, Friday and Saturday. You got some go
to my social media if you guys want to get
some tickets, if you're in the area, come on out
there and have some fun. Let us put some comedy
in your life. Thank you guys for listening. The real
last We'll be back tomorrow on half of Myself.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Change, Miguel Cologne Junior, Jeff the Batman Coffin, and Kim
Miller A k A. The handy Man. Thank y'all for listening.
We will see you tomorrow and Kim tell them what
to do.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Take your ass to bed.
Speaker 12 (44:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
M
What's up everybody, and thank you you have just tuned
in to Realize on Real Radio one of four point one.
I'm your host tonight, mister James Yan, and we are
in nightcap of comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Welcome back out after the holiday.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm joined in virtual studio with some really good friends
of mine, fellow comedians that you all know in love.
First off, the man the myth who helped start all
this over nine years ago. I'm talking about Miguel Cologne.
Don't you forget about the junior. He know who his
daddy is, Miguil. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Man?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Man?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I realized something as I've been traveling this past week,
because I've been on the road a lot in the
past two weeks, I've listened to a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Of dateline murder mysteries.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
And I realized I would be a garbage juror because
the minute broke because they're like, Kevin and Linda were
together for twelve years, but then when Linda disappeared, Kevin
he didn't really check for her.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
And I'm like, oh he did it, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, And then they're like, but they were able to
prove that Kevin was at work during the murders.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
However, her co worker Lance had a car that matched it.
I'm like, oh Lance killed her. However, Lance at the
airport and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
We're so it was back to Kevin right.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm just like the first person.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
They're like this dude, I'm like, yeah, oh yeah, he
killed It makes sense, wrapped up, let's go to.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Look got him to judge like he man, I think we.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Get into the trial and if you want to wrap
this one up and get us.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
To another one, I need all the evidence.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Just let me look at everybody to do with a
glass eye.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah yeah, he's the rapist.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Sure, he's the victim. I don't know, you're gonna have
to redo this one because that eyes letting me know.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Bro, That's why my man, Miguel Colone not belong in
the justice.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Why don't go to Jerseys That's why whenever I get
a Jerry notice.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm like, Nah, you don't want me there, you don't.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Want me there. Hilarious fish to fry. That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, the next member of our mary Man Man, you
know I'm your love. When we call him the godfather
of Orlando comedy, but today he never disappoints he has
another nickname.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's the handy man, Ken Miller, Ken, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Handyman?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
First of all, Miguel, you always know who guilty because
at forty five minutes, whoever they I'm telling you, I
watched dateline religiously. At the forty five minute mark, whoever
they start talking about, that's the kill.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Tell him, I don't know what it is. I'll be
timing it, James forty.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Two, forty five minutes and they be like Kevin, you'd
be like, yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Right on it.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
And then I got another one for you. If at
all their interview and everybody, and James is at his house,
Ken is at his house, Jeff is at his house.
And then they interviewed me, and I look exactly like
I look now in screen, with one solid colored wall
behind me and a blue collar buttoned all the way up,
and they're only showing me from the.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Chest and head up. It's because I'm in prison. They
try to fake it around.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Sometimes they're like Kyle was her neighbor, and he's like yeah, yeah,
you know. And then and they try to like James
is sitting there with his wife petting his main coon cat,
Ken is sitting there smoking ribs as he's talking. Chef's
in the office. I'm behind a white wall with a
buttoned up blue collar tea and a tear drop on
my eye. We worked together over at spread for eight years.
(03:38):
And I tell you what you know. Hold on real quick, hey, Lightning,
I catch you in the yard and put a ship.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Through your throat. Give me them six new ports. So
I don't know what happened to Rebecca.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Good question.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Back around fixing the house. I had somebody to put
some was in the crib, yeah, and and he cut
my neighbor's cable, so they had to get it fixed.
And then once he dug it up, he say, oh,
and by the way, you got a hole in the
sprinkler line, so water is shooting up outside to dig
that up, and so I have to PBC pipe cut
(04:19):
or cut it and then put I told.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Him, I said, I'll do it myself. Yeah, you know
what I do.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You're done, Thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
My BBC pipe and cut the power to the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
I'm sitting there with the sprinklers on. I was like,
why is it a puddle of water over there? And
I go look in the hole. Way we dug up
to get to the PBC pipe, I mean the water
just shooting.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was like Kim, the dude you hired was literally
handyman from a little coloring.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
And you get rid of the Mexican's.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Hey, it's funny you say that. True stories that my
next neighbor is actually Cuban and he got everything I do.
I don't care what if I need something? This, I said,
hold up, man, I got it, he says. See it's
important to have a Mexican living next door to you.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I'm trying to tell y'all the phone numbers to everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Latin's got the tools.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
All right, he got everything, bro, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
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Speaker 2 (05:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh, he frows, Jeff, Yeah, I'll answer for it.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Batman, Jeff big you know, like a jug about.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Uhh, that's because Ken the dude who's fixing you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You're not wrong, man, that's so funny.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's so funny, so real quick, everybody, I know, Yeah,
go ahead here.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, no, no, I had a good time.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Man to ten days doing nothing.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Uh went to Vegas so a lot.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I went to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
How was it?
Speaker 8 (06:30):
I'm I'm gonna try to I'm gonna pop out.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
There's something wrong with the connection. I don't know what
it is, but get coming up.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
With technical right now. He's gonna pop out and he's
gonna pop bag in.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I'll answer for Jeff right now.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Vegas.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Uh, you know nothing, big me.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Dan Newlan, Uh the iyatolat.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And uh yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Dan Newlan was like I'd like, I'd like a Cuban
sandwich and the eyelshold.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
It was like, I'd like a Cuban sandwich.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
So you know, we bought Cuba, took one of those
big bicycles with the floating tires.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
We tattled all the way over there. And I went
and saw Robo Castro.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
You guys don't know about that, but you know he's uh,
he's in the the ass guardian armor suit. I said,
Robo Castro, what's up with a Cuban and uh, you
know we agree, women suck Batman, What do you think, Craig, Craig.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Liftft bro, that's hilarious as hell?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Did you feed uh the normal suspects? Ken was Dwayne, Chris?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You know I did asual suspects.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Dwayne and his girlfriend actually came over here and okay,
and Chris, he was in Coco with his family, so
I just made him five plates.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And brought him to this. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
But I didn't go overboard this year, like you know
how normally we three turkeys and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
We didn't go over board.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Man.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
We were simple. We got a turkey, We did black
eyed peas. We did two mac and cheeses because she
did a forty dollars We called it the forty dollars
mac and Cheese because it cost forty dollars to make
it the amount of it. And then collar greens, the
green beans and potatoes. She did two pies, corn bread
stuff and corn bread.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
We were super super.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Super like like it's almost gone and our Thanksgiving food
is never you know what I mean? We usually by Monday,
we still got enough that we could feed.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Like ten people.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That's why I was asking you before we started recording. Man,
you still got leftovers.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Right now, you get the fridge.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
They about to go in the trash because the trash
come tomorrow. So yeah, so yesterday, I you know it
was yesterday, shout out to my baby.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It was our eleven year meter.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yes, yes man university.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
And I'm like, so you know we had we had
spent so much money, like I'm just gonna cook dinner.
What what do you want? And she's ample knowledge that
ain't romantic And I never made I was gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Say, I never remember you telling me James, I'm making
up bananas over here.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Son, And they came out fantastic, all right, shout out
of the camp man. It came out fantastic. I tell you,
by the time, if you can read, you can cook.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Thank you if you're on the recipe.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, bro, the recipe if you can read. When people like, man,
I'm not to cook, I.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Can't boil water just like you.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Want me to make you something neat nah baby.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hey, I got to point out real quick, Ken, you
got the uh Christmas decorations up in the back.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Why your nut crackers got a gangst.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
The lean man, they.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Do these nutcrackers.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I think it's the way my camera is.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Oh, I'm like, why like that? I think because my
camera looking up like that. Yeah, so we actually got
to pull all that stuff out. The kids will be
over tomorrow, so we'll probably start pulling stuff out and
getting ready. But yes, it's because they black. Of course,
you know, I know, yeah, you know, I know every
thing if senta's black, Jesus black, everything we buying something's black.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't know. Well, she got this black John m
K Jr.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That is funny.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Black JFK. He didn't even get he gets sniped. He
got shot in the chest of the dice.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Game where she got black jam k from We got
a black jam k post up here.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Black Lady is funny.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Hey, it's not even a dude, it's an actual Lincoln.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Hey, hey, Lincoln got the hot top like the kid.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
On Yeah, Stranger Things Top.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's funny. Said, it's a Lincoln continent.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
We threated a bunch of white people. I don't know
if this is historically accurate. Doctor is how it happened?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Doctor Ubar is funny.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yeah, man, so we gotta we gotta start getting y'all
got y'all stuff up yet.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
We ain't even we gotta pull lives out.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, like your in the front yards, all over the
bushes is.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
On the house.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Uh inside we got everything decorated.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
With James or do you all do it?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Or my mother in law doesn't. And she's so happy.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I love my mother in law because she wants me
to feel included and everything that happens.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So she said, James, come here, come here.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I'm like what.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
She brings me over.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
To the tree.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
She's like, look, she had a black Santa Claus and
she was so proud.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
James, so happy are you looking at the black Santa
claud be like, wait a minute, this is just me.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Hey in a red.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
James.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
What did black Santa Claus give you for Christmas? James?
My bike?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yes, disappointment. I had two black men in my life
to just pointing me.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I San Claus show up January eighteenth ish, knocking on
the front door.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Yeah yeah, he's like, man, man, you know, don't do heights.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Open the damn door and they're gonna fight out.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He's driving black Lincoln black like an autobot.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yo. That dude said, it's a Lincoln bro. Oh. They
kind of brought a till to my eye.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Man, you go, brother, take that, take that. I know
we only got a minute to half left, but.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Jeff you with us. You're good.
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Yeah, I'm good now, man, I promise when you leave
for ten days, everything goes away.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
The car don't start, I mean everything, everything goes to hell.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
You don't use anything in ten days and nothing works
when you get on.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, your car won't start, which is crazy because you
don't have an old car.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Dude, what happened?
Speaker 7 (12:57):
No, you don't hear this. Triple A batteries.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
I'm say this every time Triple A puts a new battery,
and it's that Triple A battery the jackie for two
hundred dollars. That thing was put into May. The guy
looked at me and goes, well, your battery is bad.
He goes, you're gonna need a new battery. So what's
a good thing that you paid for it? Yeah, and
he looked at me. Well, I said, well you.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Put it in May. It says three year battery on
your floor right now, So I guess I'm good. And
he looked at me all disappointed. It was amazing.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
The guy's, oh, we got to give you a free battery.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
For our broke ass battery.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
And then he tried to explain to me how the
indicator might be wrong and I might not need a
new battery.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I was laughing.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
I was like, okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Don't give me a new battery.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
They get you. Oh man, that sounded like me and worked.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
We had.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
We just hired somebody new and I threatened to beat
that dude up today.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Oh wait a.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Minute, hold on, tell us when you get back.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
When we get back, Hen's gonna tell us why he
almost got a.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Rested for Quanta. Don't go nowhere.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Le'll be right back with more hilarity right here on
Real Last, Real Radio four point one. Well, come back, everybody,
(14:26):
you're still listening to Real Lass on Real Radio One
on four point one is me James John Ken Miller
AKA and the Handyman, Miguel Colone Junior and Jeffrey Batman coffin.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
We are Real Lass your night cap of comedy.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Now.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Before we went on break Ken was telling us that
he got a new employee where he works at and
he already threatened to do for some real ye maintain dominance.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Can what happened with the new guy that you already
want to whoop the gas.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
So he ain't here the threat I love everybody else
because he had left. But now he was like he knew,
but he was like asking for all this stuff, Like
he was like, Yo, the parking garage smells like urine.
Yeah it's downtown Orlando. Oh yeah, it's unacceptable. And then
some other stuff happened. And then we got a chat
group in our team where we talk about other teams
(15:15):
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
He took a screenshot and send it to the other team.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
What whoa whoa?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I said, I gotta beat this.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yes, yeah, smell a young dude, Kaufman, you young kid.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
See, you can't trust them, you under thirty. I don't
trust you.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, man, I got you.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
Raised differently, you got participation trophies.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I don't tell me his phone number.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Man, I'm gonna start a really really bad group chat
with him as we can get fired. I'm just me
and every time about send the horrible meme and be like, Yo,
this last meme you sent me on Instagram's hilarious, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
He's gonna type him two words it's John read and
see what happens, yo, Yeah, just see what happened.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yo had a third word in there, innocent.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
Oh wow, bro oh my god, oh one to night man.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
It gotta be we got it.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I was.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
I was talking to some after the show because they
thought I did comedy like full time, and I was like, no,
actually have a day job. They was like, how, like
you're so you're so funny, Like how why are you
working a day job? I said, because apparently you ain't
seeing these comedy checks.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Probably you don't know what my comedy look like, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I'm like, people really think we make a lot when
the club they really do. They're like, oh, you're making thousands, right.
I'm like, I got baiting chicken for not.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Even I had to buy my blue cheese. Yeah, all
a cart, Yeah, these seventy charges. You had a couple
of blue cheeses? Are you right?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
You're right, You're right, You're right. Hey, you want to
upgrade and get breading on that chicken?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
That's why I'm always shocked when I need a new comic,
especially yeah comic, and they old. I'm like, like you
in your forties and fifties, like do you know what
you're about to get?
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Like?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Are you are you in in front of money, Like
what you do you know what you're about to get
into right now?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They don't know, or they make enough money and they
don't care. They don't care. The money's not important to them.
Like what's the doctor that does his DN He's like
our age man. So he'll go do gigs that don't
really pay a lot because he a doctor.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
He just likes.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
It's when I meet comics that aren't funny, that are
old doing this, and I'm like, stop, go play pickleball, homie, golf, golf.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
There's so many things.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Cheat on your wife Friday night, you know, go cruising
for dudes. There's so many things you can do.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Man, go find that gloryhole at the homekeeper, tap your
foot on wine.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Man, it's you you, but.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
You gotta do you got Yeah, you ain't got it.
You ain't got the open mic. If you are a
little wild, you don't, man. But yeah, that lady was shocked.
She was like, yo you. I'm like, but she said,
what you want this?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You did that?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
I said, yeah that man, that on that don't mean nothing.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
You to watch be rabbit just swept the chiniki. Then
he had to go back to work. Work were like
work accurate eight miles, the most accurate dream chasing movie
I ever seen.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
You did it, can't now what are you gonna do?
Get back before they fired my ass.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I gotta go back to work. Money money.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I saw shout out to mister Froud seven Kevin Dean.
He made a post the other day and I was like,
it's so true if you're a comic.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
The post that he made, he.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Goes man, I was just at a comedy club. Then
he showed himself in the cubicle and nobody cared. Like
I was just performing. People love me, but I'm back
at work. Nobody gives a damn about what I just
did on Do.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
That's how it feels.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You come back king of the world.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
When you get back to that cubicle, they're like, all right, man,
we still need the PF five reports.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Good job every body.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
But I said to everybody when we first got on
the show, I had a really good weekend as far
as comedy for the first time. When it comes to
a Thanksgiving weekend. I don't know if people know this,
but usually holiday weekends can be rough for comedy shows
because you never know if people are gonna show up
or people are just gonna stay home and get drunk
and whatnot. But we ended up having really packed shows,
So shout out to the signings.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It was really good.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I was working with Nick Masic. We had a really
good time out there. Man.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It was actually busy, so God bless Ken. You did
some really good shows. Our founding father and mister Denn
the Sea.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Bowl, the woman created this.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
So we had so much fun. Man.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
It was me, Miguel Rob smiles, Chris I angry texting
our feature and Devin clothes and like I said before
we came.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
On, we just don't get to do shows together, you
know what I'm.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Saying, Like we really, we rarely rarely get to do
shows together. So I was so excited to be able
to do a show with Devin Man and Devin so funny.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
It's just cool, bro is it's cool? Like his that
was his girlfriend? Right?
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, I called his wife. They're not officially married.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
You got a year old daughter, and we were gonna
go to the movie theater because she was on the
date and we was gonna go beat the boyfriend nice Like,
She's like, yeah, she's on the date.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I said, well, well, what we waiting on.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, why we ain't over there right now, asking her.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Miguel, and then she was like, well, what she's with
the son and the mama there too.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I said, we beat that too.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Damn, everybody get beat.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Up in the moment.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Come on, Ray Rice.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Floor, damn can get a ass kick too, Bro, that's
what we said. It's like when they beat up. Yeah, yeah,
that's funny.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
I cut back off. Beat up eye bloody. He can't
say what happened. He played soccer man. He had a
lot of agility.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Was on the point.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, it's mama got hands and jameson.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
That's when the conversation with because we were talking about
fighting our kids, and I was like, if Junior was
a lied my son or whooped.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
My I'll tell you right now, I got nothing on
my kids. But yet I'll tell you my kids a
beefy like they're not. They young and young.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Kenny was Kenny with the golds gym. Yeah, the wheel waits.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I won't even go to a bungle gym.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I'm gonna tell you guys, last summer. Last summer was
the last time I have.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Been in a fight, and I probably hadn't been in
a fight in like five years. Since there, and then
from that one five years had been like a decade.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Guess when I had to get in a fight with
one of the Disney college kids who tried.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
To fight, let me tell you what happened, Guys.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
He was drunk and fighting. I was fighting for my life.
That's the difference.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
That's the difference because and I will say this, in
his mind, he was like, what's up your fat man?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
You want it?
Speaker 5 (22:43):
And my mind was like I can't die. Honest to God,
every swing, every everything I did was to destroy this
creature so that I could live.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
And there's literally.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
A part where we were like kind of wrapping up
with each and this wasn't like, hey ma, I'm gonna
take truth.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Man.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
This was probably two two and a half minutes before
it ended. But you know I didn't have three and
a half minutes in me.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
He could have gone all night. He could have gone.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
He was like, he was like Captain America. I could
do this all night. I was like crapped in America.
And when he came back with the stones, I.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Was like, peggan.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Y, you was butter Beam, you remember no past.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
There was a point though, where we were duking and
and and like and I literally hit this kid with
the other cut and he just kind of like star
ride and I was like, oh God, that was supposed
to end it.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Like honestly, god, that's how I felt like.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I was like I gotta like, yeah, what a boy
Sam And he was like oh, and I was like what,
I got a follow up crown?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
And then I got him and I like school, I
just picked him up and I slammed him on the ground.
And you know that's that no matter who you are,
getting scooped up and slammed on the ground, that's gonna
do you. But after that, I got up and just
started walking away because I was like, I'm not about
to get on top of him, try to fix I
have an opportunity to get twenty thirty yards away. And
(24:17):
then we were at the castle and so security and
I'll tell you this took about two and a half
minutes security by the time they got because they saw it.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
But they're pushing through people, you know, and like this
is and man, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
When security got him and he was like getting up
and I was looking at him, I was like.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Damn, he could keep going.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
I'm look, I'm looking for a gatorade and somewhere to sit,
and then honestly, man, and then you know, like remember
when you were young, man, after a fight, you sit
around talking about it.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Security they're all in like their early thirties, late twenties,
so they're like, hey, man, I saw when you uppercuting him.
Hey man, you see when Miguel lifting him up?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
And every time they're telling me about it, I'm like,
oh God, what if he ever cutting me?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
If he had, I couldn't tell you mcguil the last
time I fought somebody, because honestly, no, I.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Can't, man, bro, where's my sandwich?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
The whole night afterwards, I was just like, hey, man, hi, yeah,
I can't be doing this again.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Bro, I ain't got it in me like that. No.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I used to be a fighter back in the day.
I was crappy.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Now.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Any jobs out there, yeah, hey, hey, I just left
the party so I'm kid, Yeah, yeah, hey dog.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I think the last it's been.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
I've been into some almost yeah yeah, other bar into
some almost you know, even like recently at the Funny
Bone last year, when I was going to throw that
comedian over the balcony, but but fight fight. Probably Austin's
when I thoh falk, Probably that was the last time
(26:04):
I've been into like a fisticuff fight. But I meant
into the the bumping chest and the yeah yeah yeah.
You want your whole family lineage? You know, you know,
you know, I take a linear your.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Job, you're like them and everybody going.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
You know why I say your whole family like, that's
that's bad, that's it. I don't even know why I
kill your whole family, Like why I that's.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Really tell you. I'd be like you knowing, I might
have to take you up on my off because.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Okay, that's funny, that's funny negotiating.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Okay, hey, James, I'm threating to jip. Why kill your
whole family? Here go their addresses? Wait wait wait.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Want to another market? Thirteen oh seven springs.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, you get to walk around money.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
Here's a here's a burnt I get your tickets to
Los Angele listen, I'll take care of all of it.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
I'll take care of all your plan.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Do you like that?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I'm just asking this dude jumped about the plane ticket
the GPS settings.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Now, yeah, binding quarter log.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
That's hilarious, bro, But that would be that. That's a
funny skit. If you why could your whole family here?
Go the address?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
What you want to start with? My wife? You would.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You wouldn't come to my house when I leave the
back door open from eight to midnight every single night,
the guns right in the.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Door with you walk. You won't deal with.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Did I build that?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Next episode makes it look like I resisted? He did.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
I'm on an episode of Dateline and then Ken was
at work that day.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Now what Ken couldn't he but Gel's watching it? Can't
He's at work.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
He was at work, Look like, what can you gotta lucky?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
And you lucky because I was dozing in and out
during the trial and then jured number five. She got
them things yeah right and music. I mean there was
a part where they were introducing some murder weapon evidence
and all I was thinking about was like a man,
leave them.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Thanks, they say it takes a village.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
When she got two of them.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
On hey, the bailiff caught me too, we both started giggling.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
And one time I forgot I was here. I just
got up to go use the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
They're like, jury number four, I'm about to run to
the corner, so you want something?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
All right, guys, christ what happens if you're on the
jury and you gotta peeveh.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Hey, Well we gotta go to Hey, we gotta go
percy in. We can I act want to talk to
jury duty when we come back.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
All right, guys, don't go anywhere, and we'll be right back.
Speaker 11 (28:48):
We'll last on Real Radio one or four point one.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
We are back. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
You're still rocking with Real Lass on Real Radio one
or four point one. I'm your host tonight, mister James
John Jordan Studio, Mister Ken Miller aka to Handyman, Miguel
Cologne Jr.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
And Jeffrey the Batman Causman. Now, we were just asking
you an.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Interesting question because not only is Jeff an amazing comedian,
he's also a lawyer. He's been doing this for quite
some time. And Ken had a good question, like what
happens if you're on the jeurry and I'm sitting there
and I got the bubble gut, I had some warm
milk in a frappuccino I shouldn't have had, and I
gotta go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
How can I go? And Jeff, you said.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
They inserted. They put their hands up.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
They go, hey, listen, your honor, and judges don't like
when jurors ask questions, so they're like, hold on home,
and everyone shut down and the guy goes, he goes,
I gotta go, I gotta go, and they'll they'll let
you go.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
You know, juriors are I want you to know something.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
It's not like TV. You know, they say, don't talk
about the case. You can't stop talking about the case.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
What else do I say?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Like, yeah, they put me on a jury.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
These two dumb attorneys chose me. I'm going you can.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
When you're looking for a jury, you want people who
will follow your instructions, okay, not somebody who will believe
with you.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
A lawyer is the last person you I'm talking out to. Anybody.
Don't put a lawyer on the jury because you can't
sell him. You know, he knows.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
And these two borns thought they were trying to impress
me and put me on the jury. I look, I go,
you two are the dumbest guys I ever met. And
but I did learn this woman next to me that
they stuck me on a criminal case. It was an
essay case.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
No, I think.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
I want people to watch this one.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
I know I can't say it regularly, but yeah, they
put me on this jury.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
It was bad.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
I mean I was sitting there. Their witnesses were liars.
I mean it was crazy. They brought this guy in
as the boyfriend of the girl who got supposed the essay,
except the boyfriend was gay.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
I mean this dude was flaming gay.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
He walked through, he threw he he literally spun through
the gate that goes from the.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Literally walk by.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Doing Swan Lake. Yo.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Yeah, I want to tell you this. I was on
a jury.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
It was four black women, one one old dude and
one hispanic.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
And the black woman sitting next to me, and he
came through the game. She went.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Through and she was just looking at her. She goes
and she's looking in the other direction because we all
knew what was wrong here. But I guess they people
trying to sell you stuff because they think Juri's aren't
going to think about it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, I got a question about about Jewelry's ship.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Let's say you guys are all saying a hotel is
a jewelry allowed to hang out at the hotel and
talk and stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
No, they're not supposed to.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
They're not when they get yeah yeah, well very rarely
do they get sequestern Okay, you're talking only the super
high end trials, and no they're they're not supposed to
have dinner together.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
They're not supposed to hang out. They got TV.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Squester there, get together.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I'm like holiday man, Hey, yeah, hey, I'll tell you
all about it.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
He did it player, but I'm gonna let him walk.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Man, he got he got riz yeah, solid, like I
know he's shot to do. But to be fair, man,
I just I ain't feeling the victim's hair like you
got that hair. Yeah, hey, take this out. Do mean
a solid man? Hey, get on Facebook, reach out to
(32:56):
his people. He got a boat, tell him, hey, let
us use the boat every Saturday. And hey, I'm gonna
hang this joint chance it's fifty seven man, Hey, man,
you had to Jordany. Hey, the bailiff here, put up.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Let me hold that gun.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Hey, Jeff, So, what what makes it a hung jury
or mistrial?
Speaker 10 (33:25):
With it longer got him?
Speaker 8 (33:30):
The one person gets hung up on it, one person.
One person normally digs in he disagrees. I mean, I
can tell you the jury that I sat on for
this major felony.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
They were. It was crazy.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
Five of them thought he was guilty before they even
put on evidence. We went in the back and they
were like, yeah he did it. He pulled them agel
like he's watching Dayline.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Yeah he did it. And I'm going I'm going hold
on there.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
You see the way he was looking at us well,
And I had to explain to them, no, no, he's
doing that because they're told to pay entered the jury
to see, you know, because they have to be part
of the selection.
Speaker 7 (34:04):
These people.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Every second they were finding him guilty or innocent based
on stuff that had nothing to do with the trial.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
I'll have a quick question. Yes, hey man, you Ramon's brother.
I remember that gat. You can't be telling people you
ain't have it.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
I'm never seeing hey, just between me and you know,
MA got you? Hey, judge? We cool? Also?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Can I pee?
Speaker 6 (34:34):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
But I'm thinking what if I don't have to pee?
What if I got some other things I got went off?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah? Not that, not that one? Yeah yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
What if I got that special one, like the one
that can do.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
The most dangerous thing the jury has is they're why
their their time.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Jurors like going, I'm ready to be done with this.
Halfway through. They're ready to be done, man, and not
to happen, don't.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
I'm not one of those people who want to do it.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
No, what can I say to get me disqualified right away?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Like I don't want to be there.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Especially if it's Friday.
Speaker 8 (35:08):
If it's Friday and they let these people go at
like five o'clock to go back, they're gonna come back
in thirty minutes.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
They're gonna be you know, they don't even care anymore.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
I want I want my I want my trial to
wrap up.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
And I'm like, yeah, y'all got y'all can take the
whole weekend players, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
The only only problem is you don't get paid like
that though.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Man, tell me what rule you at that? Lakita'll set it.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Up right now.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
I got you baby out here. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
I like Jane's question, Jeff, what's some of the things
you can say to not get picked for the jewelry?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
That's what? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (35:50):
All right, Well this is the one that gets every
attorney in trouble. But you know what, nobody.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Listens to us.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
This is the thing.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
If you can if you're biased, Judges try to fix you.
Attorneys try to fix you, especially if they like you.
If they want you, they go, I want him at
my trial.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
But here's the deal.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
You know, listen, I'm sorry, I don't trust police if
it's if it's a case, I hear people who hate
police officers. He goes, sorry, I can't trust police officers.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
I don't trust So we're never going to have anybody biased. Nope, sorry,
what was that, captain?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
I said, We're never going to have any minorities on
a jury or what you.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Know, they'll fix it. No, this is the question the
judge asked them. Ask the person.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
He goes, so, if if I tell you this is
the rules you have to follow.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
You're telling me you can't follow it. And the guy goes.
The guy always goes, well, you know if I have
to Okay, he's on body. He's good.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
And they know this dude's biased. They know he can't
follow through. They know he can't do this, but they
you know, they know that they need to get a jury.
And you could go, I've gone through eighty people and
had to go to the next day because we couldn't
find I had won a long time going into the
criminal where it was a gun case and everybody, I
can't no, sorry, gun he did it?
Speaker 7 (37:02):
See was he old of the gun?
Speaker 8 (37:04):
And you'd have to And we went through juror after juror,
and finally I figured out how to flip it, and
I said.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
We can all agree that everybody is allergic to bullets.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
And you know, I had this big dude stand up,
I said, I said, you want to get shot?
Speaker 7 (37:18):
No, you want to get shot?
Speaker 8 (37:19):
I said, So we all agree that bullets stop people
from doing dumb things. And that was the only way
I could fix the jury, to get them on my
side with the gun issue.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
Rather than you know, going the other way.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
And the way it works also when it's prosecution defense,
you guys get to eliminate jewelry members as they come up, right.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
That's how only you.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Get between three, three and six depending on the type
of case, but you get the ones that you get
free ones.
Speaker 7 (37:44):
If the person's just biased. I don't have to use it.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
I don't have to use one of my getting out
of jail. But I also sometimes they can say, hey,
we want to make sure did you get rid of
that black juror because he was black and they can
call you out on it, and you have to defend
why you got rid of.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh yeah, oh you have to say it you have.
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 8 (38:02):
I thought you like a minority or female.
Speaker 7 (38:07):
You get rid of the white eye. Nobody cares.
Speaker 6 (38:10):
He said, I wasn't filling his glasses. Yeah, I don't
want no fo do it on my jo.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Even its like nerd. Yeah, look at him, look at him.
Nobody wants you. Kyle.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yeah, you can get rid of.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
You can get rid of Kyle, but you can't get
rid of Imagine.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Imagine you sit one of your jersey in the baths
through the trial keeps going and they have the whole
damning moment where they bring up that the police planted
evidence and everybody's like, and then that jerk comes back.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
He's like, what's up, man? What I miss?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
Right?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
He did it right.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
James show up with those big glasses. I said, no, no,
I don't trust his choices. Look, he got the glasses.
I wouldn't trust them.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Like you like my Steve rkles Man, I love man,
you had those things.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
All those look like those fake sunglasses that people used
to wear.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You know, I'm about to get some some suspenders and everything.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Man.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
I I come in there flicking a quarter and I'm like,
I gotta listen to nothing. I'm gonna let old Lady
Liberty here and make the decisions.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Y'all think.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
What do y'all think?
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Did he kill her? Did he kill her?
Speaker 12 (39:15):
He did?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
He did it?
Speaker 8 (39:16):
He did it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
But I got a three all half of his black
half of his wife.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Imagine, Wow, I'm really.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Did up there.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Like there's so much, there's so much evidence to sense
he did it.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
I'm like, yeah, y'all, but check it out.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Cash.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
He's putting the bet at seventy five to one that
he killed himself.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
We go innocent.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
If we go innocent, put like five hundred down.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
That's thirty five hundred a piece.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Everyw Bro, I'm glad you brought that up, man, because
they trying to get me, y'all.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
They are trying to get James to gamble.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Every time I turn on a podcast, every time I
turn on YouTube, the radio, there is a commercial for
riots picks, y'all, and they're giving you fifty three dollars
sports like that.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Do you know to it?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
But but they're trying to That's how they get you
start betting on women's soccer out of nowhere, you'd be
like bro betting on.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Mon Dobby buses. They're gonna get faster.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
But my question to you guys who actually watched sports,
y'all do any sports gambling at all?
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Only only when I'm in Vegas. Only in Vegas.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
I don't bring it into my real life because I
see people. I had a buddy of mine who was
who was very successful, and he got holp Man. He
was betting on everything. When I joked about women's soccer,
he said, I had money on what I go.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
What do you know.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
About women's soccer?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Well, it was just I thought I had good odds
because it's writing your phone down, it's too easy.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
It's bad.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Watching a football game it was University of Las Vegas North,
and I don't know who they were playing, but we
were laughing and we were like, you gotta be a
degenerate to be betting on.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
This, and no, lie, no lie. My home boy was
at the bar going.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
God, come on, if you vote, if you gotta, if
you go for Las Vegas North, eight A schools so
small that you can bet on them? Yeah, hey, Vegas,
Like take that to renoo.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Better take that Areno, we don't do what Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Hey, Hey where I put my bet down? From Valencia
West Campus?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Where?
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I do that?
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Got I got fifty dollars next due coming out to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah that's funny, man. We got about two minutes left
guys before I go.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Where are you.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Gentlemen performing this weekend? So if they can come out
and support you? Where you're going to be this weekend?
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Ago this weekend, I'm back home, man. I'm not going
anywhere but the twelve, thirteenth and fourteen. I will be
out in Him and Louisiana. On the twelve the thirteenth
that will be in Biloxi, Mississippi. And the fourteenth, I
will be back in Him in Louisiana with David Jolly
and Jake Rica.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Very very very nice.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
We're gonna be this weekend.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
It's a mister coffin. I know you got something going on, sir.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (42:13):
I'm actually gonna be the old Why Not Lounge. I'm
headlining Oh Saturday.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Come on, rain, make a rain on them.
Speaker 8 (42:21):
I get to play this stuff that you guys tell
the place of legends that you guys always tell me about.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
It, bro, it ain't it ain't no more.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Hey, Kevin White said this past weekend, the sound system
was terrible and the power cut out halfway through his
safe Bro, that's.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Wow, I thought.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
So it's Margaritaville.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Now, yeah, there you go. It's not what it used
to be, brother, Brother Ken. Where you're gonna be this weekend? Man?
This weekend?
Speaker 7 (42:49):
Man?
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Actually, I have nothing this weekend, man, but I will
say this.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
It is out and it's on the calendar.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
So December seventeenth, the fourteenth annual Kim Military Drive. If
you it af free, I would love for y'all to
be on the show. So that literally on the seventeenth,
I got the pillar Fork Podcast. Ladies gonna join us,
a nice throw some some of them casts from the
Nado podcast on and we're just gonna have fun. So
(43:16):
December seventeenth, the fourteenth th Amuel Kim Miller.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Toy Drive is back and so very nice. I'll be
in mccurty's. I'll be the first time I headline mccurty's.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
That's dope, yeah, man, because I'm in. But I met
mccurty's two weeks late.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I'm doing new year's it is that last week is me,
Devin and you.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
It's up hold Orlando. But that's dope.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeah, that's dope man, really really nice man. This weekend
actually be in Coco Beach with my wife. I'll be
at Gregory's Thursday, Friday and Saturday. You got some go
to my social media if you guys want to get
some tickets, if you're in the area, come on out
there and have some fun. Let us put some comedy
in your life. Thank you guys for listening. The real
last We'll be back tomorrow on half of Myself.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Change, Miguel Cologne Junior, Jeff the Batman Coffin, and Kim
Miller A k A. The handy Man. Thank y'all for listening.
We will see you tomorrow and Kim tell them what
to do.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Take your ass to bed.
Speaker 12 (44:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
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