October 24, 2025 • 48 mins
Thursday 10-23-25 Show #1207: On tonight's show we talk about getting pulled over, cultural greetings, drill sergeant mind games, and James hosted a reggae festival.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's up everybody, and welcome. You have just tuned in
the real Lass on Real Radio one oh four point one.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm your host tonight, mister James Jhon.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm joining virtual studio with some really good friends of
mine and we are your night cap of comedy. First off,
Ken Miller, aka the godfather of Orlando comedy, is with us,
but today he's still the Trader, and salute if you will,
my friend. Also, we got Jeff the Batman coffin here
is our official sponsor. Without him, none of this happens.
He is from Coaufin and Lynn. They are your personal
(00:35):
injury attorneys. They have been representing and winning for the
good people of Orlando for over twenty years. Then we
got my friend, my partner in crime, the man who
helped start all this hilarity over nine years ago. I'm
talking about Miguel Cologne. Don't you forget about the junior
because he knows who his daddy is.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Tell us how we feeling tonight? Wow, That's what I'm
talking about. I'm feeling good. But why is he the trader?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Because my body, bro Hey, hey my body, my body
traded on.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Me because I was eating healthy and I said I
got you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yep, yep, a crown, baby crown helps to go down.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
The body is lubricanting to run. Man in that crown royal. Hey,
maple syrup.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hey, but gil, let me tell you some dog shout
out to Pedro.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Pedro had his fiftieth birthday party. It was open bar.
I know, I was twenty two crowns deep. That dude
was tired of this is what happened. So it was
open bar, but it was tipped. I walked up to
him and I already had two drinks. Sean said, hey,
can you make sure you tip? I gave that man
fifty dollars because I knew I was already buzzing.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I said, dog, I'll see you later.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He ain't.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He put in the jar. He put that thing in
my pocket.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Here you go.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Every time I walked up, somebody was in line.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
He was like, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
I was like, how you need to.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Drink so fast? I told Seana get yeah. I gave
him twenty. Yeah, I did that. I did that at
a wedding one time.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I came up to the bartender and I gave him fifty.
I say, you tell me when this runs out, you know, like,
but until then, lines yeah, yeah, yeah, a yeah line lines,
I'll do those in the bathroom, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm creating a p area.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
That's yeah, bro.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I will say this about all four of us. When
we drink anything, we go somewhere, we tip very well.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Tip.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
We am embarrassing tip.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I tipped the bartender, I tipped the weight staff. I
try to tip the cop that pulls.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Me over like.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Me.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
It's hard being black in the blue uniform. I know.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, take that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What these coupons that, oh.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You don't go to Wendy's.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Hold up this, it's good.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Hey, I'm hold on man, I'm a little drunk. Let
me do a bump so I keep my mind right,
I could talk. Let me do a b Yeah. Let
me hold your god, let me hold your gun. Can't
wake up? Wake up?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
We had the hot dog stand ye yeah, we real
honest with you.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
This guys got it out to get that breath lines
out of my face. I don't wanted to make that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Noise kid with that one line.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Hey, I know by rights.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Trying to sleep here.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
He's like, you want to go to jail, sir, you
want to go home? I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I'll tell you what, I'll race you kink slips right now,
big fire apartment wasn't a frame?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
This how I get away with with the police for
I've been drinking. You know the air fresh and the
hang in front of mirror. Yeah, it's a picture of Jeff.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yes said.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You know Jeff Kaufmann.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Be absolutely bro go ahead, man, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Can't you get pulled over drinking?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
They're like, sir, if you've been drinking and you just
you start shaking your head and they're like, sir, is
there a reason you're drinking tonight? You like, you know,
today's h the anniversary of Operation Wounded Foot in Iraq
twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
What were we doing there? We was just boys.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
We were just boys, Miguel, I'm holding still real. You
have a brandup poop pit. You have a bran poo bad.
They like, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Whoa, whoa, Let him go, Let him go. It's all right,
it's okay, let him go.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Let I wake up every morning and realize that I'm
the only one who survived. Like you lost, you lost
a lot of friends. Yeah, they got fired for sexual harassment.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
We were wading, We were Walling hey Man.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Then today this, by the way, this is the sixth
Iraqi War. We didn't even find nobody. Were just over
there harassing women pretty much pretty much Iraq.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
No left rack queens.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, with Nori and his crew, we drink champions. We
lost a lot of people because some of them went.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
The wrong way.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
We found them, we found them, but we lost them
for a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Bro, I'm trying to think, when's the last time y'all
been pulled over?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I just got don't don't say that.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
It'll be a mcguil got pulled over out the show
we did a couple weeks.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I just showed me Kennedy.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I got pulled over September twentieth in winter Haven.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Florida, because that was the name of the citation.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
That's yeah, he was went in Florida September twentieth. Why
a detective to who I found out? I guess, I guess.
I started to my cop, but he was again in
smaller cities, He's like, uh, sometimes they run squawk. That's
why he wasn't even cool black detected walking up to
my car. Uh, the speed limit was clearly posted at
forty five or excuse me at thirty and I was
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going forty uh thinking, I mean, honestly, goy, it's just
my mistake, just just my my my thing. I just
it felt like a forty forty steamed slow, you know.
So I was like, let me go forty forty miles.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah. So he comes up to me and and you.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Know, pulls, pulls, it pulls me over immediately when he
put the lights on me. I pulled over, honestly, just
think I got past me.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
And then he got behind me again, and I was like, oh,
I almost went the other way, like hey, buddy, just.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Go yeah, because I was like, you know what, you know, way,
I'm gonna pull out in a rental car too. So
I pulled all the way into this parking lot that
was lit because it was night, and.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I was like, I don't want it was so dark.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I was like, I don't want him to ye be
more nervous in like a super under that area. But
I also think dude was thinking I was not trying
to stop, and so I.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Rolled down my window and I was like, hey, I'm
I'm pulling into the parking lot. So I pulled into the.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Parking lot and I pulled right underneath the lights, and
I just sat there and when he came up, I
was like hey, and he was like licensed registration. I
was like, okay, you're not a talkative one. And I
gave him my stuff and then he was like, you
know why I pulled you over? And I was like no,
and he was like you were going forty and it's
a thirty mile per hours on and I was just
like oh. And then I said he was like, there
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a reason you pulled in here. And I was like,
you know, it's about to shop.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
What do you think, bro, it's like lit you know,
like yeah. I was like, yeah, I pulled it. He
was like okay, yeah. I was like from both of us,
from both of us. Man, you're not worried about me.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You know you didn't talk to your lawyer beforehand. I
did it for your better fait because I thought it'd
be easier for you. That's no.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
I looked up face and said, why do I do it?
I pay you son? Yeah, I know my right check
this pressure on my tires right now too. Almost speak
to what's your ship sergeant? You see the air freshener.
You see the air freshener, air freshener.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
What's your name, Hey, Miguel, you turn around and then
laying on the other side.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, right down to give me, give me
your weapon. It's a field inspection son, dust on, dust
on the chamber. Nope, nope, right now, man, give me
give me the five points.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's the crap?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, you blousing your boots? Huh okay airborne all right?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Oh yeah, man, you know what.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You're this way?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
This dude, this dude is a detective and they don't
have enough police people that he's got to start writing
traffic tickets. That's like, hey, you're going to have to
spend a whole day doing notary service.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
And he was black, what do you need to do?
And I looked at him.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I was like, wow, really wow, okay o, yeah, I
get it, man, some of us work in the house.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Okay, oh.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Jane's I had give him a gil props because I
came out after him and I was ten deep.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, thank you, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Taking that bullet fuck me. You know about the end
of the day, who was speeding me?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
And why was I speeding? Because I didn't pit man?
And that's miles really attention to the sign that I mean,
right when he pulled me over. The whole time.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I was like, I'm going forty, but I never paid
attention to the sign.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Because when you're going forty it does not feel fast.
Had miles. I can't write.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
They should.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
In fact, most police officers will tell you I don't.
If you're under ten, I don't do anything.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, Hey, this is what they know.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
They're making the detective work a shift tonight. He's probably
got to he's probably gotta get it, you know.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I get it. Hey, at the end of the day.
That's the rule.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
He didn't break no rules. He wasn't rude to me,
he wasn't disrespectful to me. He's just he was having
a he was having a crappy day. But yeah, his
job and his job is to pull me over and
be like, hey, buddy, oh man, you're good.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You know, like you know, after the ticket in the
back seat, what happened?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Well, can up in the back all from Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Was just standing over the cop had his weapon inspected.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I was up, but hold, hold, hold.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You're too quick with that.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's like, oh man, John, one thing you don't want
to hear in your United States military is hold it real.
We're doing them flooded kicks. Yes, six inches hold it
you a man? Oh my god, side car. If I
ever see your ass is whooped something. If I ever
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my drill sergeant, just car, just dyd, just haul, just
slocal if I see you now, because we ain't in
the military no more, and all y'all got to be
one hundred percent disabled because y'all was like like in
the in the military.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Military, I whooping y'all last on sight.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
You you ever meet You ever meet a drill sergeant outside?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yes, I met.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
The same guy. They're not the same guy.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Like I might have told this story before. A drill sergeant.
I had a fort Jackson in them getting for Watchuka.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm in the gym and I lock up. He was like, hey, especialists,
you're good. I'm like, my man, it's a habit. Bro
go out and drink with them and this guy man,
I had to do my job. But my other drill
sergeant whoop yall last, because y'all they had a drink
with me.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
If I told you I when I went through, I
had no idea these guys were different people.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And you could go to church on Sunday.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
That was the only time you're out, So I said,
you know what, you know, I'm gonna I'm the only Jew.
I'm gonna go to the Senate guy. This woman was
sitting next to me. She goes, oh, are you a
new base I said, he yeah. She goes, my husband's
one of the drill sergeants and she said his name.
I said, oh, oh, she goes, does he meets you?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I can't even tell you. He calls me in the back.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
He turned in the he goes, he goes private koping
and we go on the back and he goes, man.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What are you doing my wife? He was like all serious.
He was like, come on.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Man, he crossed the line.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Man, what.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Are you.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I'm joking though, But hey, man, I don't even know
if he's still alive. If he is, and I ever
get to meet him, and I tear up every time
I tell this.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Drew Son Cobb, I.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Love you and thank you you made said that man
you are. I wouldn't have got through basic training without
DUIs On Cobb. And I mean I joke about beating
him up, but I would not have made a dude
my drills dress On Cobb a true non commissioned officer.
If you want to find a non commissioned officer. Dress
(12:45):
On Cobb is one of the greatest non commissioned officers
I ever served with.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
And I could you bet the best joke I could
play is if we do a show and I actually
pay the half drill started Cobs show up man.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, yeah, brod mero, I'll kick you and Cob will
probably still be a big dude.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
He he was infantry, he was. He was the only
drill sergeant from my unit. My other driss hoartice will
supply and I think one was a quartermaster, which I
think it's supply also.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
But now dress On Cob was.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
The only infantry guy, airborne infantry man. That dude, I
was supposed to get recycled and basic training. Your hand broke,
job because my hand broke. It was dreds On Cobb
that got me out of basic training on the A
I T and he told me, he said, you're gonna
be one hell of a soldier.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
And ever hear this show, I was one hell of
a soldier because.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Son video photography, Damn, go hate Miguel. What you keep
forgetting is without him doing that, who's gonna take.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Video on his feet? I can't tell them I'm trying
to hey, hey, in that. At the end of the day,
as soon as Bill Clinton die, I'm releasing that Monica
tape because I got it.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
A cig all of everybody, Hey, what was the color
on that dress?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
A little worry about it?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
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can keep it going another nine years. Now, Ken, you
said you had something you wanted to talk about when
it has to do with marriage.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So hey, man, ask me any I'll say the truth.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, I'm John waiting into because Jeff Jeff been with
his lady for a while, and Miguel you you, you
and them.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
The streets man no data. Hey, so like divorcement here
you go.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Hey, bro, that Spanish dude be on here wildand bro wow.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Hey, So before we came on the show, I ran
downstairs to cut the TV on because when my wife
walks in and she sees football, she won't bother me.
She won't she was he watching football. She won't mess
with the TV. And I realized that, James, and I'm
asking you and calling if your lady do this, my
wife will let me do something for a little while
(16:41):
to make me happy.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
And then be like, yeah, we ain't doing that. No
more times up, Yo, you watch football this weekend?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Okay, next weekend. She's like, Yo, we're going to the
jazz festival. It's football.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
But you watched football last week. You know that, right?
They don't stop.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You know it's not one game, bro.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
My wife, they noticed.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
My wife brought me the greatest Christmas gift ever got.
My wife bought me a locker at Corona cigar balls.
Shout out to Corona, who is a sponsor of this station.
And for the first couple of months, every Wednesday is
that Corona. And then one wins and going to Corona.
My wife is like, now it's movie night, I said,
but I go every now now it's movie night.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Didn't movie nights?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
What did?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, because the tradition.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
So now, Miguel, I got to So today was stressful
at work and I just want to go unwind.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, can I can I go there?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Just man?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Make request man listen. Like a while ago, I told
Ken them, I said, look, man, it's not. It's not
all that cool being single. Like I had a day
where I was eating peanut butter on a spoon alone,
because you know, that's life. But also, man, ain't no,
ain't nobody telling me I can't make a pork belly
at midnight because I made one yesterday.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Yeah, woman, that's how you perfect things, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, how else are you gonna get a third degree
burn across your nipples?
Speaker 6 (18:16):
This is my yeah, yeah, it's not for fun of you.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Need underwear.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
This is my thing about relationships. It's true. It's the truth. Man.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Everybody knows it. When you break up with a woman,
you don't miss the sex you think you do. You
miss all the good little moments about having a companion
that you trust.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
That's that's cool with you in fact, but I mean you.
You You forget also what.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Freedom was like because you trade freedom for peace, And
I mean that because freedom isn't peaceful. I'm free, guys,
it's not peaceful. I'm living like a wild straight animal.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
I don't know where. I don't know where the next
piece of booty is coming from, Guys, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I don't know if I have I don't know if
I even have clean clothes at home, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
You know, know the way you changes that she's got
a smell of sheets.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
You know, I will say this, Sorry, guys, I have
a Puerto Rican mother. Everybody laughed about that. They'll tell
me things like that, like oh oh, they're like, oh
you you single guys, you don't. I'm like, you think
you think I haven't been instilled in my life that
I clean with vinegar.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
You know, old scram man, like you think I haven't
been instilled in my life.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
But the things that are or are childish man things
are uh, my refrigerator is organized.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Based on what I'm gonna cook. You can't walk in
there and figure out what's going on.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
You're like, why onions next to beef and and and
and in this because because that's the meal I'm about
to make.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
It makes no logic. But the truth I remember what.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Say is this, man, I do respect that you guys
relationships like I see Ken's allowed to go out, his
wife's allowed to go out. They have their own friends.
They respect their friends. James allowed to hang out with
anybody on the approved list. You know, hey, he ain't lying, man,
I'm telling you man, I think I think as comedians
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we harp on that would not us. But I mean
people harp on the oh, I'm not free when you're
in a relationship. But man, when you're in a good relationship,
you basically all your all your stupid heathen man. Things
are just gotten rid of correct and you like I
got I got candles now for different occasions, I got,
you know, like Ken says, I got towels, multiple towels.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I would have ran out of underwear in high school
if it wasn't from my wife.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, that's what wives do.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Why is buy you underwear?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We don't go on When the last time y'all went
out and said I'm behind underwear, your wife buys your
under I will tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
This is what I think as a man. As you
get older, people ask me what I learned. I said,
quality drawers. That's the one thing I think is important.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
PSD giblets.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes, that's exactly a bad I learned.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
And here's the trick, guy bamboo, the bamboo underwear good.
Here's forget anything black.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Anytime see somebody white underwear, I'm like, she.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Under I didn't wear white underwear. In the military.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
That's what's up. James got the avabars. Man got some.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Man.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Hey, that's how kids butt was when he was pooping.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
That is hilarious.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Uh got to have some nice underwear. Bro, treat you
behind right, we'll talk.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Maybe five years ago I went to go pick my
kids up and Junior was outside. They had a basketball court.
He had on some these Hanes type you know how
to be sagging. Ye'll like when you get there front,
He's like, allright, I said, ride with me.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
My son took me. The target was like, yeah, this
is it. And I bought these hands underwear because I
saw my son and them. I said, them look fresh.
And the last time I bought some underwear five years ago.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Box of briefs, guys box the greatest vision. It was
like all the all the holding together, the tiny whities
with with all what you need from a because if
somebody say, put a guny right now, So take your
clothes off, stay in your drawers and you got a
pair of boxing briefs on, You're like whatever, I look
like I'm at the pool.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
But if you got tighty whities, I'm like, you have
to shoot me dog. Yeah, I can't go out like that.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, I'm glad to die. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
I got something.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I got some of you guys some shoes. But I'll
tell you what. Your women might not like it. But
if I brought you the solid drawers, your girl would go, oh,
what are those.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
PSD guys, Jeff, I love you to death. You buy
me some jaws, I'll beat your ass.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
What you do, I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
I set him to the house and he goes like,
I wear these goes but they look kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
No, yeah, they'll be they'll be returned to sender. I
work down the street from you. I walked down bitches
to your office.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I'll set them to Shawn. Let's all go, oh, I
like these.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
You got some time and Jerry underwear. Now you immature
with some socks, dude.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Man, man, you got about ten uses on those before
they hang in.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
No, man, I got the PSDs man. They giblet holders.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Bro PSD has been sending me free underwear for like
three years. Their homies. I'm going on record, guys, get
you some PSDs man. They're gonna hold those giblets together
there there they yo, they protect because like Jeff fox Worth,
he said, when men by underwear. He's like Jeff Fox said,
ladies by underwears for occasions and men by underwear to
(23:52):
protect their pants from their ass.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Correct. And that's the.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
That's funny, that's real. It's real, all right, man, underwear
away underwear order. And I'm told you Jews, we know
we know material.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
That's one thing that's called the schmat, the business that's
that's like Yiddish for like clothes.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
We know good material.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Man, gotta be all right, all right, you can buy
me some draws, Joe, all right, now, you don't don't
buy me No, Sean, I ain't sending it to you.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Even you don't think it's weird.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
He was like when I hugged dude, she's like, y'all
too long. No, she likes y'all.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Ain't no dude sending me draws. If you know, even
when ps he sends me draws, I make them find
a rep a woman in the office, or as a
high pitched voice. God Tevin who worked there, And I'm like, Tevin,
pretend you a girl again. Hey, all right, then you're good.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Have Jonathan signed it to you. I'll go say, have
Jonathan Cidy to it.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
It's a perfect not Tevin though, Like, like, if you
ever hanging out with monsters in the morning with Angel.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Angel kiss your teak? Yeah yeah, yeah all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Dad, What are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
But Seanan be like, Yo, did he just kiss You're like, yeah,
that's what they do.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Yeah my dad, man, I mean I kiss my dad
on the cheek every time. Every time I see my dad,
I cout. My dad will be sitting there having a beer.
I walk in, say what's up to? Will come up
kissing on the cheek. That's just that's that's our I
wouldn't kissing dude.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
If I'm in Puerto Rico, visit the dudes, meet dudes. Man,
gap up. Man, it's kissing the cheek.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'm gonna tell you all the truth, bro. Miguel is
a very attentive and gentle kisser.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
James first one would be a James. This is what
I do with James.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Go out anymore, Michelle, I go, I kiss James on
the cheek and then and then I hold him by
the mouth and I go, who you belong to?
Speaker 6 (25:55):
He's like you daddy. I'm like I was about to
pay I'm like, what that? But do you want daddy.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Hey, I'm nobody was wondering that is my weakness a payday.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
So yeah, while I'm doing it to him, like hey, Tevin,
how them draws coming?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
It's real like and until I moved to Florida, like,
I never experienced that way.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
You meet a Hispanic male and their yeah like no, no,
like you know what I mean, Like what the big dog?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
What you're doing Sunday? You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Like why do he kissed me and grabbed my ass
at the same time.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
That's different.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
That's like culture were like, Yeah, but Buddy's Albanian.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yo, he's wild over here.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Bro, I tell you this this Hey, this definitely can
sound gay, as I was about to say it, but yeah,
this is this is.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
This is the truth.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
When I think of spending time with my relatives when
I was a kid, like in New York, I think,
and this definitely sounds gay. I think of the smell
of cologne, leather jackets, and hugging and kissing.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Guys, and that's pretty gay.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
As I said, understand, yeah, all my uncles, all my
older cousins, all my dad's people stuff.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Everybody had like their leather coat on and you come up,
you hug them.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Everybody had like a set to cologne on because Latinos
and cologne, like our natural set is cologne. Like if
you if you meet a Latino and he don't smell
like anything, it's because he's dead.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
You know. Wait a minute, that's a Mortons our rigging
Mortars is nothing.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's what you smell because he's dead.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Cigar leather jackets.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Hey, hey, so Jane, So Kenny, I didn't John zyd
will never do. She's she don't let me kiss it
no more?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
On the cheek.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I kiss laid on the cheek all the time. My
godson Christian, I kiss on the cheek, my nieces, I do.
Do you kiss your boys on the cheek?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I don't think I do.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
To be honest with you, we hugged, but I don't
think I kiss him. I don't think one of the cheek.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
My godson Christian gets mad, so pops, I don't. I
don't get the kiss today, I'm like, how is he
Christians twenty five?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Kenny was Christians twenty five? Yeah, okay, but I was.
She was a little kid.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
But look I learned this though, even like any female
friend of mine. Comedian white black spans whatever. If I
hugged him, I kissed them on the.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Cheek, that's a normal thing, yes, kiss.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
I just feel like.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
That's more of a like, hey, we family were family,
were more than friend.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, you're my people, absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
One time, because you know, my wife's Puerto Rican too,
I went to go kiss one of her friends on
the cheek, and my wife caught the girl's mouth like
this her cheek and didn't let the girl kiss me.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Friend with Michelle is Michelle kisses us that? Yes? Yeah,
what is wrong with Michelle?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
You told me how you told me how her sister
like was cooking in the kitchen, had like a breadstick
and was like try this, and and Michelle flipped on
you because he was about to eat off of the breadstick.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
A woman feed me.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Yeah, yeah, you know that's like if you if you
like Porto Rican or like a get here's something like
that cooking in the kitchen.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
That's one hundred percent a man.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Thing to a man of a command, the titans, comman,
that's what it's gonna move, Commre.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
That's good, all right, that's that's what that is.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
By the rushing kisses us on the cheek, Yeah, she's drinking.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You know, she don't give kisses what she hain't been drinking.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Jonathan, let me do this little whatever on that note.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
On that note, we'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
We're more hilarity right on Real Last, Real Radio one, Pikaboo.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
I'm gonna do you.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You are still listening to Real Labs on Real Radio
one O four point one. I mean hoping it's a
James John doing a virtue the studio with Kim Miller,
a k A Trader, the Batman Coffin and Miguel.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Zel right, Denzel and Robert Towns.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That was the whitest thing you've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Hey man, we're talking about and break. We're talking about
like good Jamaican music. This dude jump calling talking about
the mighty Quinn.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, Bro, the worst Jamaican accent in a movie I've
ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh, it's horrible in my life too.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I love that, Zelba Yeah, good too, funny Bro, that's
a rough one.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well, speaking of that, I told you guys last show,
we didn't get to go into it that I got
to actually host a Caribbean Jamaican reggae festival my first time.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I had no idea what I was going.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
To see that that night. Apparently in Claremont. I don't
know if you guys got this. Apparently in Claremont, Trump
has legalized weed because everybody, including grandmamas, were out there
smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
It was festival.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Come on, man, yeah, yeah, it downtown Orlando. Ain't nobody
supping you for smoking weed? Really? We's not crime anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You're back coming out of a seven eleven. But you
can smoke them.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Yeah, And I remember this, I want to be in corrected.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
I remember if it was Sheriff Dennings or which sheriff
it was, made the public statement a few years ago
that they would not be pursuing any uh like small marijuana.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Case mayor Dinnings.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Okay, yeah, yeah, and they were they weren't going to
pursue any cases on it.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Weed, I mean it's too it's too much about it.
And I mean just a real legal expert, but it's
too much of a hassle. Now, I do know this,
and I've heard from many law enforcement people. The reason
why law enforcement never wants weed to fully be legal
is it still gives them a reason to be like, hey,
I smell weed.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
In the cart. You know, let's search them.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Let's search people do stupid.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
They don't want.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Here's here's the thing they don't want. Twelve year olds
and sixteen year olds, you know, stoned out of their
mind walking down the street, getting in their cars. It's
all about kids, it's not about adults.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
But they're not supposed to be able to get it.
I mean, alcohol is the same way.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
If you could, if you could basically buy the one
thing difference between a beer and weed is you can
hide weed easy.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You can't hide you know, a bottle of something you
can't says you.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
You could take a quick hit off something you you know,
there's a difference. I grew up in Miami. That's you know,
you could get weed easier than you could get alcohol.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's just the way that was. You know, now you
have one hitters where you could be you know, sitting here.
You they're vaping. Now it's it's easy. Now it's cake.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
So it was interesting the fact that there was that
much weed out there and they were smoking some slips,
huge splips.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Slips guys, if you don't know, it's mixed with tobacco.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Correct, Yeah, not my cup of tea at all. But
they were fatties. They were doing slips. But I would
say the music was absolutely banging, like it was dope.
It It took me back to the nineties because they
were doing like dance hall and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
It was really good concert.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
But man, I left there smelling a certain way, praying
to God that I didn't get pulled over for anything,
like God, because he gonna be like, you.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Stink, You stink, you can't get away. That's in your clothes,
and you walk around your like and you like pig
pat with weed, and.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
It's that smell that It's only that there's nothing else
that smells like that.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
So what I'm gonna say to the cop, Hey man,
that ain't I just stick your hands out the wind up?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Hey know, hey bro, you was that you was at
a toss point?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh party?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
I don't know what toch party was a hold up?
Not that not the dude from comedy Center. Oh man,
my bad? I thought you was that day, My bad?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Who they had?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I thought he was talking. Peter Tosh was the guy
that helps helped starting the Millers.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
He actually was credited with inventing reggae music as a
matter of fact. So yeah, it was his birthday. So
they had a reggae fest out there. It was a
damn good time, good music, a lot of weed.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
People are out there drinking, feeling good.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
It was funny because they had a guy named mister
G who was selling Caribbean food. He had a menu
that was a hard board and then he had a
menu he wrote.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
On the dry race.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
He did not sell oxtails. He had no ox tail.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
He had oxtails on the hardboard, one of those printed
up but very expensive.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Now, man, cabbean menu and have everything on it.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
No, that's true, bro, I want to you.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Got to ask. You gotta ask. Now you have ox
hell yeah, yeah is yeah. So it was good.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
It was a good time making out those people out everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
I would be real with you.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I like reggae music, but if I'm at a club,
give me like twenty minutes and after that, I don't know, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
You gonna. I love reggae music. I feel like.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
And I'm like, all right, man, it always sounds like
I'm like, that's really sexually aggressive.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
Yeah, but let me.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
We said this with folk, don't play a little vicious
nica because.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Oh girl, it's just find a friend. Na. Yeah, I
wouldn't know why my parents never told me.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Man, you play a little visious Nika and a mighty quinn.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Oh rhythm, feel the ride watch time.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I will say this though, there's something about you know
I used to go to the club back and that
you wanted the DJ to play something slow so.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
You could dance with somebody.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
When when they played on certain Jamaican songs where it's
time to wind, No, we.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Gonna well like a champion telly, Hey dog, Yes it's different.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Oh yo, you you didn't siminate in my girl.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
It's not just to dance.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
You gotta get and slow.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, I wonder song.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
He's somebody I growd on a chick on that song.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Both her legs on your shoulders. Hey, it's ain't d.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Hey girl flicks time to have that, yeah, man, man
cole Bro, mister lover man.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Oh, I.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Like that.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I had the crowd on the thing like you, mister
love man. In the buildings, who wants to see my
box of briefs?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Bro? They messing around playing mister ugly man.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh, that was funny, Marlon was wile back in the day.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
That was funny Now I'm lying because not a name
like an hour for Jamaican music. You like, yeah, roll
up to my bump by baby, all that good stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
It was a good time though, man, action.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
About that bro up in grinding on somebody like that?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
She'd be like, boy, you ate a honey pack and
you know.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
I hate that jerk.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Honey a honey pack on the tail? You about to
get it?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Girl, Tell you man, you take one of them honey packs.
It's like you got a star in Mario bro.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I love talking to Rastafarians because everything sounds like a
poem when we talked to him, like, hey man, how
you doing peace?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I love brother, Blessings to all?
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Okay, cool pretty cool man? You want to buy this
some machine gunna? What piece?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Little blessing to all? You heard me rasta phi? Okay,
cool man? All right, I'll take mustard on mine.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Yeah. Nice. Man is always trying to explain to me.
Here's the thing, though, they are always in shape, so
you got to listen to that point. Why man, they
eat like like because they don't eat heat and yeah,
they don't eat like.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
He don't have boiled chicken on Wednesdays. And then this
and this and this like that's the secret to life.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
And I'm like, all right, man, I'm eating oxtail and
pork chops and you're in my car.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, it's weird, like brought an island, that's how come?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
No, but is always naturally though, man.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
And you're talking, dude, you like you about my age,
like where were you born? He's like nineteen forty far
Like what what?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
What?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yeah? And the women be built like.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta waves sometimes, bro. I worked at
a reggae club in Miami for years. Man, it was
it was they played that. They played the Bob Marley
Legends album over and over and that's all they did,
played that.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Song, and I play, yeah, there's a big people walk.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I got to put that on my list. I'm listening
to that all day tomorrow. Are you Bob Marl Yeah,
that's gonna be on my list? Y'all got me now?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I lied, I want I want two hours of reggae
at the party.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
There you go, Yeah, that Legends album, But serious, man, that's.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
The Bob it is.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And when I worked at a water park and they
would play like like music from the Islands and stuff,
they would play Bob Marley constantly.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
That constantly they played Bob Marlin yep, but all his
songs were important. Man, that was the Yes, they had
a message.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
That's why they killed him. Man, dog, think about this, man,
I look, I think about albums. Think about like Thriller.
Every song on Thriller was a radio song. Yes, even
even my prerogative that don't be cool on Bobby album, everyone,
I'm going down this.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
It's like ten songs on here, yes, just like radio songs.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
They released one like every two months. It was the
weirdest thing. It's like the album head.
Speaker 7 (40:06):
At one time it was like, we're gonna give you
four songs, and that's when they had forty fives though,
you know I remember those.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Okay, So side one has seven songs.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yes, six of the songs I know is this Love,
No Woman, No Cry, could you be Love? Buffalo Soldier,
get up, stand up and stir it up. I never
heard three Little Birds, Three little Birds. That's good, but yeah, yeah,
it's really good.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
And then the second one is it's seven songs. I
know jamming, I know I shot the sheriff. Oh, I
know one love, but I don't know Waiting in Vain, Redemption,
song you Redemption song.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yes you do.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I probably have to hear it because you know, I
don't know titles. It's fourteen songs on here, and but
thirteen of the songs are radio it's but.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
What I love about that can Back in the day
when they made these albums, they would make an album
and be pure fire the whole beginning to end, from
beginning to end. Because nowadays we make so much microwave music.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
There's two hits and the rest of us just considered being.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Here's here's the thing, though, because nobody buys albums anymore.
Why you're gonna put everything into an album. Well, nobody's
gonna listen to your album straight through anyway. Your concept
can't be an album anymore because nobody's gonna put this
in their car or put it.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
On their record player and sit for an hour and
listen through it.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
That's why streaming shows, if you notice streaming shows now,
everything has to be quick because that you got to
watch this in two days. Well, Game of Thrones came out,
we waited every Sunday, and then we waited years for it.
So you could build development because you had a whole
week for somebody to think about what they just saw.
Speaker 6 (41:54):
But on streaming shows, I've got to like it and.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Want to watch I've got the bid right away, right away.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
So with albums, with albums, the idea of a long
concept album is a hard pitch to a label who's
backing you up because they're like you, you're banking on
the idea that somebody's going to listen to this whole album.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
But you can not mistake back then. But the artist
is the one who decided what was on the album.
And that's why most bands broke up, is because they
would fight to see what was on the album.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
You know, you had four band numbers and everything.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
But when guy like Bruce Springsteen or something like that,
he would go, I want to write this album. They go,
there isn't a hit on this thing, and he goes,
I don't care, I'm doing it, And he'd put an
album out and tour with it for a year or two.
But I mean, that's just the way people are. I mean, Taylor,
you know, Taylor Swift comes out with an album and
I'm telling you what, every woman in my office lost
their mind.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
They bought fifteen copies of this albums. They're not lying.
They were explaining to me why they had to have
five different copies of this album. Oh, this, this was
this one, this was the pig one, this is the
green One music. Yeah, I love that, but she makes
her ass off. Shout out to herdhout out to her.
Kelsey's that's my guy, man, he should do.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
Kelsey is my guy. I don't I don't care if
he plays man. He thought he married it to money.
He wasn't broke, but I married a queen. You know,
think about this, You're gonna do anything.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Who you got? I got Taylor Swift money. Hey, we
we have that on our side to each other.
Speaker 6 (43:21):
There's a dude.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
His name was Asap Rocky. He married Rihanna, So yeah,
we get it. We definitely get it.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Another married a billionaire bro putting babies in her, you.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Know, married Brittany KEI which time, Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
I remember hating and loving him at the same time.
I was like youth, come here, come.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Here a rappers.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
A rapper said, man, my pocket is fat, Like.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Put a baby in Brittany and he was like done, done, Yeah, done,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
That's the problem is we don't know how crazy she is.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
I think as who are with her, they're like they
survived like maybe eight months before they got.
Speaker 6 (44:08):
It.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I ain't got no problem with your Brittany be crazy.
I'm crazy too, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Until you wake up and she's looking at you.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
They trying to deal with it. That's the problem.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Man.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Man, she's rich and crazy. You're like, Okay, I can
change it. I'll sleep in the day and I'll be
up at night. She won't get me.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Like a vampire.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
I hear her having one of her manic moments. I
hop up in the air vent like like like die hard. Yep. Yeah,
come on to the west. Yeah, yeah, come out to
the cold, have a few laugh.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
All right, guys, we gotta get going, but real quick, Jeff,
what do you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Brother?
Speaker 7 (44:52):
I got Teddy Sears on under Oath and I'm interviewing
the guys from Duck Dynasty, the ones who are still
living tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
So that's kind of funple lift. Thanks man, Not bad
at all. But Gil, what you got going next weekend?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Brother?
Speaker 6 (45:02):
Nothing of this weekend.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Except for running the Sausage Castle's Halloween party Drug People
in Costumes twenty six?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Nice? But oh how long is that run? By the way,
What time is it starting?
Speaker 5 (45:10):
What times in starts on Friday at nine pm the
house party, and then the house party ends at five am,
and then the camping site activities go on during the
day the next day and then starts at nine and
then goes to five am on Sunday, and then camping
stuff on Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
Everybody has to be out.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Dumb point.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
We got Lafa weed too. I forgot on the thirty first.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, if my concert get canceled, I'm coming through.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I'm gonna ask a dumb question, Miguel. After all that
said and done, how tired are.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
You after that weekend?
Speaker 5 (45:44):
I'm dead dead Yeah, I'm dead none of no, because
I mean, like there's events and stuff all day long
for like the date.
Speaker 6 (45:51):
I mean, I'm dead.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
I get probably starting on Thursday night. I'll get two
hours of sleep for like the next three days during it.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
And then you said, Miguel member he usually won't do
the shows.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Oh, just to hand them, guys, I won't be on
the shows. I'm not partying.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
I'm just tired of I'm working because there's something going
all day long.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
So you know, I get like an hour or two
sleep and that's it.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Nice. That's crazy on them. I don't know how this happens.
That's funny, Kate. What you got going on this week? Brother?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Man, they don't love me, dog, I ain't got no
comedy three weekends in a row, man, so I'm free.
So if you listen to this show, you're a comic
and you need me, and it's some good money. I
ain't come to do your hookah lounge. Me and Miguel
don't do hookah no more, no more. Hit me up
if the chilling.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
But just Saturday.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
You know what time it is?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Cash money versus no limited verses. All right, I'm not
booked this weekend. I'll be checking my cash money and
no limit versus man that one southern stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
I'm super excited.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
A good bro.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Well, if you guys want to catch me Thursday, which
is tonight, you guys, you be at my show right now,
Jazz and Jokes, Orlando Debonair Supper Sessions, y'all go to
that dot com, get tickets, go to my social media.
It's happening this Thursday. Showtime is at eight p m. Also,
I want to mention that straight foolishness. They got their
Florida Classic Weekend clean comedy show coming up on Sunday,
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November twenty third at the Majestic Life Youth and Event Center.
If you guys want to get these tickets, just go
to Straightfoolishness dot com. That is str Number eight foolishness
dot com. Curtis does a good job, by the way,
man he is underappreciated as a booker and producer.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Does a damn good job. Thank you guys so much
for tuning in. We will be back next week. Everybody,
enjoy your weekend, can enjoy your nikes, and if you
got a girl, enjoy your headache. We out can tell
them what to do.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Take your ass the band, he shout out to the
pathless three winds in a row bitches, Oh oh wow,
we out
What's up everybody, and welcome. You have just tuned in
the real Lass on Real Radio one oh four point one.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm your host tonight, mister James Jhon.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm joining virtual studio with some really good friends of
mine and we are your night cap of comedy. First off,
Ken Miller, aka the godfather of Orlando comedy, is with us,
but today he's still the Trader, and salute if you will,
my friend. Also, we got Jeff the Batman coffin here
is our official sponsor. Without him, none of this happens.
He is from Coaufin and Lynn. They are your personal
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injury attorneys. They have been representing and winning for the
good people of Orlando for over twenty years. Then we
got my friend, my partner in crime, the man who
helped start all this hilarity over nine years ago. I'm
talking about Miguel Cologne. Don't you forget about the junior
because he knows who his daddy is.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Tell us how we feeling tonight? Wow, That's what I'm
talking about. I'm feeling good. But why is he the trader?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Because my body, bro Hey, hey my body, my body
traded on.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Me because I was eating healthy and I said I
got you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yep, yep, a crown, baby crown helps to go down.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
The body is lubricanting to run. Man in that crown royal. Hey,
maple syrup.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hey, but gil, let me tell you some dog shout
out to Pedro.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Pedro had his fiftieth birthday party. It was open bar.
I know, I was twenty two crowns deep. That dude
was tired of this is what happened. So it was
open bar, but it was tipped. I walked up to
him and I already had two drinks. Sean said, hey,
can you make sure you tip? I gave that man
fifty dollars because I knew I was already buzzing.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I said, dog, I'll see you later.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He ain't.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He put in the jar. He put that thing in
my pocket.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Here you go.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Every time I walked up, somebody was in line.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
He was like, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
I was like, how you need to.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Drink so fast? I told Seana get yeah. I gave
him twenty. Yeah, I did that. I did that at
a wedding one time.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I came up to the bartender and I gave him fifty.
I say, you tell me when this runs out, you know, like,
but until then, lines yeah, yeah, yeah, a yeah line lines,
I'll do those in the bathroom, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm creating a p area.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
That's yeah, bro.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I will say this about all four of us. When
we drink anything, we go somewhere, we tip very well.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Tip.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
We am embarrassing tip.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I tipped the bartender, I tipped the weight staff. I
try to tip the cop that pulls.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Me over like.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Me.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
It's hard being black in the blue uniform. I know.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, take that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
What these coupons that, oh.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You don't go to Wendy's.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Hold up this, it's good.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Hey, I'm hold on man, I'm a little drunk. Let
me do a bump so I keep my mind right,
I could talk. Let me do a b Yeah. Let
me hold your god, let me hold your gun. Can't
wake up? Wake up?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
We had the hot dog stand ye yeah, we real
honest with you.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
This guys got it out to get that breath lines
out of my face. I don't wanted to make that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Noise kid with that one line.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Hey, I know by rights.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Trying to sleep here.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
He's like, you want to go to jail, sir, you
want to go home? I'll tell you.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I'll tell you what, I'll race you kink slips right now,
big fire apartment wasn't a frame?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
This how I get away with with the police for
I've been drinking. You know the air fresh and the
hang in front of mirror. Yeah, it's a picture of Jeff.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yes said.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You know Jeff Kaufmann.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Be absolutely bro go ahead, man, that's what you gotta do.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Can't you get pulled over drinking?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
They're like, sir, if you've been drinking and you just
you start shaking your head and they're like, sir, is
there a reason you're drinking tonight? You like, you know,
today's h the anniversary of Operation Wounded Foot in Iraq
twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
What were we doing there? We was just boys.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
We were just boys, Miguel, I'm holding still real. You
have a brandup poop pit. You have a bran poo bad.
They like, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Whoa, whoa, Let him go, Let him go. It's all right,
it's okay, let him go.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Let I wake up every morning and realize that I'm
the only one who survived. Like you lost, you lost
a lot of friends. Yeah, they got fired for sexual harassment.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
We were wading, We were Walling hey Man.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Then today this, by the way, this is the sixth
Iraqi War. We didn't even find nobody. Were just over
there harassing women pretty much pretty much Iraq.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
No left rack queens.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Yeah, with Nori and his crew, we drink champions. We
lost a lot of people because some of them went.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
The wrong way.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
We found them, we found them, but we lost them
for a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Bro, I'm trying to think, when's the last time y'all
been pulled over?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I just got don't don't say that.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
It'll be a mcguil got pulled over out the show
we did a couple weeks.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I just showed me Kennedy.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I got pulled over September twentieth in winter Haven.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Florida, because that was the name of the citation.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
That's yeah, he was went in Florida September twentieth. Why
a detective to who I found out? I guess, I guess.
I started to my cop, but he was again in
smaller cities, He's like, uh, sometimes they run squawk. That's
why he wasn't even cool black detected walking up to
my car. Uh, the speed limit was clearly posted at
forty five or excuse me at thirty and I was
(06:03):
going forty uh thinking, I mean, honestly, goy, it's just
my mistake, just just my my my thing. I just
it felt like a forty forty steamed slow, you know.
So I was like, let me go forty forty miles.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah. So he comes up to me and and you.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Know, pulls, pulls, it pulls me over immediately when he
put the lights on me. I pulled over, honestly, just
think I got past me.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
And then he got behind me again, and I was like, oh,
I almost went the other way, like hey, buddy, just.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Go yeah, because I was like, you know what, you know, way,
I'm gonna pull out in a rental car too. So
I pulled all the way into this parking lot that
was lit because it was night, and.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I was like, I don't want it was so dark.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I was like, I don't want him to ye be
more nervous in like a super under that area. But
I also think dude was thinking I was not trying
to stop, and so I.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Rolled down my window and I was like, hey, I'm
I'm pulling into the parking lot. So I pulled into the.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Parking lot and I pulled right underneath the lights, and
I just sat there and when he came up, I
was like hey, and he was like licensed registration. I
was like, okay, you're not a talkative one. And I
gave him my stuff and then he was like, you
know why I pulled you over? And I was like no,
and he was like you were going forty and it's
a thirty mile per hours on and I was just
like oh. And then I said he was like, there
(07:17):
a reason you pulled in here. And I was like,
you know, it's about to shop.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
What do you think, bro, it's like lit you know,
like yeah. I was like, yeah, I pulled it. He
was like okay, yeah. I was like from both of us,
from both of us. Man, you're not worried about me.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You know you didn't talk to your lawyer beforehand. I
did it for your better fait because I thought it'd
be easier for you. That's no.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
I looked up face and said, why do I do it?
I pay you son? Yeah, I know my right check
this pressure on my tires right now too. Almost speak
to what's your ship sergeant? You see the air freshener.
You see the air freshener, air freshener.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
What's your name, Hey, Miguel, you turn around and then
laying on the other side.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, right down to give me, give me
your weapon. It's a field inspection son, dust on, dust
on the chamber. Nope, nope, right now, man, give me
give me the five points.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's the crap?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, you blousing your boots? Huh okay airborne all right?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Oh yeah, man, you know what.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You're this way?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
This dude, this dude is a detective and they don't
have enough police people that he's got to start writing
traffic tickets. That's like, hey, you're going to have to
spend a whole day doing notary service.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
And he was black, what do you need to do?
And I looked at him.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I was like, wow, really wow, okay o, yeah, I
get it, man, some of us work in the house.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Okay, oh.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Jane's I had give him a gil props because I
came out after him and I was ten deep.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, thank you, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Taking that bullet fuck me. You know about the end
of the day, who was speeding me?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
And why was I speeding? Because I didn't pit man?
And that's miles really attention to the sign that I mean,
right when he pulled me over. The whole time.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
I was like, I'm going forty, but I never paid
attention to the sign.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Because when you're going forty it does not feel fast.
Had miles. I can't write.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
They should.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
In fact, most police officers will tell you I don't.
If you're under ten, I don't do anything.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, Hey, this is what they know.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
They're making the detective work a shift tonight. He's probably
got to he's probably gotta get it, you know.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I get it. Hey, at the end of the day.
That's the rule.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
He didn't break no rules. He wasn't rude to me,
he wasn't disrespectful to me. He's just he was having
a he was having a crappy day. But yeah, his
job and his job is to pull me over and
be like, hey, buddy, oh man, you're good.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You know, like you know, after the ticket in the
back seat, what happened?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Well, can up in the back all from Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Was just standing over the cop had his weapon inspected.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I was up, but hold, hold, hold.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You're too quick with that.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's like, oh man, John, one thing you don't want
to hear in your United States military is hold it real.
We're doing them flooded kicks. Yes, six inches hold it
you a man? Oh my god, side car. If I
ever see your ass is whooped something. If I ever
(10:41):
my drill sergeant, just car, just dyd, just haul, just
slocal if I see you now, because we ain't in
the military no more, and all y'all got to be
one hundred percent disabled because y'all was like like in
the in the military.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Military, I whooping y'all last on sight.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
You you ever meet You ever meet a drill sergeant outside?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yes, I met.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
The same guy. They're not the same guy.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Like I might have told this story before. A drill sergeant.
I had a fort Jackson in them getting for Watchuka.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm in the gym and I lock up. He was like, hey, especialists,
you're good. I'm like, my man, it's a habit. Bro
go out and drink with them and this guy man,
I had to do my job. But my other drill
sergeant whoop yall last, because y'all they had a drink
with me.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
If I told you I when I went through, I
had no idea these guys were different people.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And you could go to church on Sunday.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
That was the only time you're out, So I said,
you know what, you know, I'm gonna I'm the only Jew.
I'm gonna go to the Senate guy. This woman was
sitting next to me. She goes, oh, are you a
new base I said, he yeah. She goes, my husband's
one of the drill sergeants and she said his name.
I said, oh, oh, she goes, does he meets you?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I can't even tell you. He calls me in the back.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
He turned in the he goes, he goes private koping
and we go on the back and he goes, man.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What are you doing my wife? He was like all serious.
He was like, come on.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Man, he crossed the line.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Man, what.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Are you.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I'm joking though, But hey, man, I don't even know
if he's still alive. If he is, and I ever
get to meet him, and I tear up every time
I tell this.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Drew Son Cobb, I.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Love you and thank you you made said that man
you are. I wouldn't have got through basic training without
DUIs On Cobb. And I mean I joke about beating
him up, but I would not have made a dude
my drills dress On Cobb a true non commissioned officer.
If you want to find a non commissioned officer. Dress
(12:45):
On Cobb is one of the greatest non commissioned officers
I ever served with.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
And I could you bet the best joke I could
play is if we do a show and I actually
pay the half drill started Cobs show up man.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, yeah, brod mero, I'll kick you and Cob will
probably still be a big dude.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
He he was infantry, he was. He was the only
drill sergeant from my unit. My other driss hoartice will
supply and I think one was a quartermaster, which I
think it's supply also.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
But now dress On Cob was.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
The only infantry guy, airborne infantry man. That dude, I
was supposed to get recycled and basic training. Your hand broke,
job because my hand broke. It was dreds On Cobb
that got me out of basic training on the A
I T and he told me, he said, you're gonna
be one hell of a soldier.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
And ever hear this show, I was one hell of
a soldier because.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Son video photography, Damn, go hate Miguel. What you keep
forgetting is without him doing that, who's gonna take.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Video on his feet? I can't tell them I'm trying
to hey, hey, in that. At the end of the day,
as soon as Bill Clinton die, I'm releasing that Monica
tape because I got it.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
A cig all of everybody, Hey, what was the color
on that dress?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
A little worry about it?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
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can keep it going another nine years. Now, Ken, you
said you had something you wanted to talk about when
it has to do with marriage.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So hey, man, ask me any I'll say the truth.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, I'm John waiting into because Jeff Jeff been with
his lady for a while, and Miguel you you, you
and them.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
The streets man no data. Hey, so like divorcement here
you go.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Hey, bro, that Spanish dude be on here wildand bro wow.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Hey, So before we came on the show, I ran
downstairs to cut the TV on because when my wife
walks in and she sees football, she won't bother me.
She won't she was he watching football. She won't mess
with the TV. And I realized that, James, and I'm
asking you and calling if your lady do this, my
wife will let me do something for a little while
(16:41):
to make me happy.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
And then be like, yeah, we ain't doing that. No
more times up, Yo, you watch football this weekend?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Okay, next weekend. She's like, Yo, we're going to the
jazz festival. It's football.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
But you watched football last week. You know that, right?
They don't stop.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You know it's not one game, bro.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
My wife, they noticed.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
My wife brought me the greatest Christmas gift ever got.
My wife bought me a locker at Corona cigar balls.
Shout out to Corona, who is a sponsor of this station.
And for the first couple of months, every Wednesday is
that Corona. And then one wins and going to Corona.
My wife is like, now it's movie night, I said,
but I go every now now it's movie night.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Didn't movie nights?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
What did?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, because the tradition.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
So now, Miguel, I got to So today was stressful
at work and I just want to go unwind.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, can I can I go there?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Just man?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Make request man listen. Like a while ago, I told
Ken them, I said, look, man, it's not. It's not
all that cool being single. Like I had a day
where I was eating peanut butter on a spoon alone,
because you know, that's life. But also, man, ain't no,
ain't nobody telling me I can't make a pork belly
at midnight because I made one yesterday.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Yeah, woman, that's how you perfect things, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, how else are you gonna get a third degree
burn across your nipples?
Speaker 6 (18:16):
This is my yeah, yeah, it's not for fun of you.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Need underwear.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
This is my thing about relationships. It's true. It's the truth. Man.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Everybody knows it. When you break up with a woman,
you don't miss the sex you think you do. You
miss all the good little moments about having a companion
that you trust.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
That's that's cool with you in fact, but I mean you.
You You forget also what.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Freedom was like because you trade freedom for peace, And
I mean that because freedom isn't peaceful. I'm free, guys,
it's not peaceful. I'm living like a wild straight animal.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
I don't know where. I don't know where the next
piece of booty is coming from, Guys, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I don't know if I have I don't know if
I even have clean clothes at home, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
You know, know the way you changes that she's got
a smell of sheets.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
You know, I will say this, Sorry, guys, I have
a Puerto Rican mother. Everybody laughed about that. They'll tell
me things like that, like oh oh, they're like, oh
you you single guys, you don't. I'm like, you think
you think I haven't been instilled in my life that
I clean with vinegar.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
You know, old scram man, like you think I haven't
been instilled in my life.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
But the things that are or are childish man things
are uh, my refrigerator is organized.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Based on what I'm gonna cook. You can't walk in
there and figure out what's going on.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
You're like, why onions next to beef and and and
and in this because because that's the meal I'm about
to make.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
It makes no logic. But the truth I remember what.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Say is this, man, I do respect that you guys
relationships like I see Ken's allowed to go out, his
wife's allowed to go out. They have their own friends.
They respect their friends. James allowed to hang out with
anybody on the approved list. You know, hey, he ain't lying, man,
I'm telling you man, I think I think as comedians
(20:17):
we harp on that would not us. But I mean
people harp on the oh, I'm not free when you're
in a relationship. But man, when you're in a good relationship,
you basically all your all your stupid heathen man. Things
are just gotten rid of correct and you like I
got I got candles now for different occasions, I got,
you know, like Ken says, I got towels, multiple towels.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I would have ran out of underwear in high school
if it wasn't from my wife.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, that's what wives do.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Why is buy you underwear?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We don't go on When the last time y'all went
out and said I'm behind underwear, your wife buys your
under I will tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
This is what I think as a man. As you
get older, people ask me what I learned. I said,
quality drawers. That's the one thing I think is important.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
PSD giblets.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yes, that's exactly a bad I learned.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
And here's the trick, guy bamboo, the bamboo underwear good.
Here's forget anything black.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Anytime see somebody white underwear, I'm like, she.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Under I didn't wear white underwear. In the military.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
That's what's up. James got the avabars. Man got some.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Man.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Hey, that's how kids butt was when he was pooping.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
That is hilarious.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Uh got to have some nice underwear. Bro, treat you
behind right, we'll talk.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Maybe five years ago I went to go pick my
kids up and Junior was outside. They had a basketball court.
He had on some these Hanes type you know how
to be sagging. Ye'll like when you get there front,
He's like, allright, I said, ride with me.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
My son took me. The target was like, yeah, this
is it. And I bought these hands underwear because I
saw my son and them. I said, them look fresh.
And the last time I bought some underwear five years ago.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Box of briefs, guys box the greatest vision. It was
like all the all the holding together, the tiny whities
with with all what you need from a because if
somebody say, put a guny right now, So take your
clothes off, stay in your drawers and you got a
pair of boxing briefs on, You're like whatever, I look
like I'm at the pool.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
But if you got tighty whities, I'm like, you have
to shoot me dog. Yeah, I can't go out like that.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, I'm glad to die. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
I got something.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I got some of you guys some shoes. But I'll
tell you what. Your women might not like it. But
if I brought you the solid drawers, your girl would go, oh,
what are those.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
PSD guys, Jeff, I love you to death. You buy
me some jaws, I'll beat your ass.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
What you do, I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
I set him to the house and he goes like,
I wear these goes but they look kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
No, yeah, they'll be they'll be returned to sender. I
work down the street from you. I walked down bitches
to your office.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I'll set them to Shawn. Let's all go, oh, I
like these.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
You got some time and Jerry underwear. Now you immature
with some socks, dude.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Man, man, you got about ten uses on those before
they hang in.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
No, man, I got the PSDs man. They giblet holders.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Bro PSD has been sending me free underwear for like
three years. Their homies. I'm going on record, guys, get
you some PSDs man. They're gonna hold those giblets together
there there they yo, they protect because like Jeff fox Worth,
he said, when men by underwear. He's like Jeff Fox said,
ladies by underwears for occasions and men by underwear to
(23:52):
protect their pants from their ass.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Correct. And that's the.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
That's funny, that's real. It's real, all right, man, underwear
away underwear order. And I'm told you Jews, we know
we know material.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
That's one thing that's called the schmat, the business that's
that's like Yiddish for like clothes.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
We know good material.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Man, gotta be all right, all right, you can buy
me some draws, Joe, all right, now, you don't don't
buy me No, Sean, I ain't sending it to you.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Even you don't think it's weird.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
He was like when I hugged dude, she's like, y'all
too long. No, she likes y'all.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Ain't no dude sending me draws. If you know, even
when ps he sends me draws, I make them find
a rep a woman in the office, or as a
high pitched voice. God Tevin who worked there, And I'm like, Tevin,
pretend you a girl again. Hey, all right, then you're good.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Have Jonathan signed it to you. I'll go say, have
Jonathan Cidy to it.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
It's a perfect not Tevin though, Like, like, if you
ever hanging out with monsters in the morning with Angel.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Angel kiss your teak? Yeah yeah, yeah all the time.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Dad, What are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
But Seanan be like, Yo, did he just kiss You're like, yeah,
that's what they do.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Yeah my dad, man, I mean I kiss my dad
on the cheek every time. Every time I see my dad,
I cout. My dad will be sitting there having a beer.
I walk in, say what's up to? Will come up
kissing on the cheek. That's just that's that's our I
wouldn't kissing dude.
Speaker 6 (25:30):
If I'm in Puerto Rico, visit the dudes, meet dudes. Man,
gap up. Man, it's kissing the cheek.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I'm gonna tell you all the truth, bro. Miguel is
a very attentive and gentle kisser.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
James first one would be a James. This is what
I do with James.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Go out anymore, Michelle, I go, I kiss James on
the cheek and then and then I hold him by
the mouth and I go, who you belong to?
Speaker 6 (25:55):
He's like you daddy. I'm like I was about to
pay I'm like, what that? But do you want daddy.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Hey, I'm nobody was wondering that is my weakness a payday.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
So yeah, while I'm doing it to him, like hey, Tevin,
how them draws coming?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
It's real like and until I moved to Florida, like,
I never experienced that way.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
You meet a Hispanic male and their yeah like no, no,
like you know what I mean, Like what the big dog?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
What you're doing Sunday? You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Like why do he kissed me and grabbed my ass
at the same time.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
That's different.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
That's like culture were like, Yeah, but Buddy's Albanian.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yo, he's wild over here.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Bro, I tell you this this Hey, this definitely can
sound gay, as I was about to say it, but yeah,
this is this is.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
This is the truth.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
When I think of spending time with my relatives when
I was a kid, like in New York, I think,
and this definitely sounds gay. I think of the smell
of cologne, leather jackets, and hugging and kissing.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Guys, and that's pretty gay.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
As I said, understand, yeah, all my uncles, all my
older cousins, all my dad's people stuff.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Everybody had like their leather coat on and you come up,
you hug them.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Everybody had like a set to cologne on because Latinos
and cologne, like our natural set is cologne. Like if
you if you meet a Latino and he don't smell
like anything, it's because he's dead.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
You know. Wait a minute, that's a Mortons our rigging
Mortars is nothing.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's what you smell because he's dead.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Cigar leather jackets.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Hey, hey, so Jane, So Kenny, I didn't John zyd
will never do. She's she don't let me kiss it
no more?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
On the cheek.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I kiss laid on the cheek all the time. My
godson Christian, I kiss on the cheek, my nieces, I do.
Do you kiss your boys on the cheek?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
I don't think I do.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
To be honest with you, we hugged, but I don't
think I kiss him. I don't think one of the cheek.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
My godson Christian gets mad, so pops, I don't. I
don't get the kiss today, I'm like, how is he
Christians twenty five?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Kenny was Christians twenty five? Yeah, okay, but I was.
She was a little kid.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
But look I learned this though, even like any female
friend of mine. Comedian white black spans whatever. If I
hugged him, I kissed them on the.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Cheek, that's a normal thing, yes, kiss.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
I just feel like.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
That's more of a like, hey, we family were family,
were more than friend.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, you're my people, absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
One time, because you know, my wife's Puerto Rican too,
I went to go kiss one of her friends on
the cheek, and my wife caught the girl's mouth like
this her cheek and didn't let the girl kiss me.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Friend with Michelle is Michelle kisses us that? Yes? Yeah,
what is wrong with Michelle?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
You told me how you told me how her sister
like was cooking in the kitchen, had like a breadstick
and was like try this, and and Michelle flipped on
you because he was about to eat off of the breadstick.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
A woman feed me.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Yeah, yeah, you know that's like if you if you
like Porto Rican or like a get here's something like
that cooking in the kitchen.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
That's one hundred percent a man.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Thing to a man of a command, the titans, comman,
that's what it's gonna move, Commre.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
That's good, all right, that's that's what that is.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
By the rushing kisses us on the cheek, Yeah, she's drinking.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You know, she don't give kisses what she hain't been drinking.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Jonathan, let me do this little whatever on that note.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
On that note, we'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
We're more hilarity right on Real Last, Real Radio one, Pikaboo.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
I'm gonna do you.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
You are still listening to Real Labs on Real Radio
one O four point one. I mean hoping it's a
James John doing a virtue the studio with Kim Miller,
a k A Trader, the Batman Coffin and Miguel.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Zel right, Denzel and Robert Towns.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That was the whitest thing you've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Hey man, we're talking about and break. We're talking about
like good Jamaican music. This dude jump calling talking about
the mighty Quinn.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, Bro, the worst Jamaican accent in a movie I've
ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh, it's horrible in my life too.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I love that, Zelba Yeah, good too, funny Bro, that's
a rough one.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Well, speaking of that, I told you guys last show,
we didn't get to go into it that I got
to actually host a Caribbean Jamaican reggae festival my first time.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I had no idea what I was going.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
To see that that night. Apparently in Claremont. I don't
know if you guys got this. Apparently in Claremont, Trump
has legalized weed because everybody, including grandmamas, were out there
smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
It was festival.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Come on, man, yeah, yeah, it downtown Orlando. Ain't nobody
supping you for smoking weed? Really? We's not crime anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
You're back coming out of a seven eleven. But you
can smoke them.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Yeah, And I remember this, I want to be in corrected.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
I remember if it was Sheriff Dennings or which sheriff
it was, made the public statement a few years ago
that they would not be pursuing any uh like small marijuana.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Case mayor Dinnings.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Okay, yeah, yeah, and they were they weren't going to
pursue any cases on it.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Weed, I mean it's too it's too much about it.
And I mean just a real legal expert, but it's
too much of a hassle. Now, I do know this,
and I've heard from many law enforcement people. The reason
why law enforcement never wants weed to fully be legal
is it still gives them a reason to be like, hey,
I smell weed.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
In the cart. You know, let's search them.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Let's search people do stupid.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
They don't want.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Here's here's the thing they don't want. Twelve year olds
and sixteen year olds, you know, stoned out of their
mind walking down the street, getting in their cars. It's
all about kids, it's not about adults.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
But they're not supposed to be able to get it.
I mean, alcohol is the same way.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
If you could, if you could basically buy the one
thing difference between a beer and weed is you can
hide weed easy.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You can't hide you know, a bottle of something you
can't says you.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
You could take a quick hit off something you you know,
there's a difference. I grew up in Miami. That's you know,
you could get weed easier than you could get alcohol.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
That's just the way that was. You know, now you
have one hitters where you could be you know, sitting here.
You they're vaping. Now it's it's easy. Now it's cake.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
So it was interesting the fact that there was that
much weed out there and they were smoking some slips,
huge splips.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Slips guys, if you don't know, it's mixed with tobacco.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Correct, Yeah, not my cup of tea at all. But
they were fatties. They were doing slips. But I would
say the music was absolutely banging, like it was dope.
It It took me back to the nineties because they
were doing like dance hall and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
It was really good concert.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
But man, I left there smelling a certain way, praying
to God that I didn't get pulled over for anything,
like God, because he gonna be like, you.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Stink, You stink, you can't get away. That's in your clothes,
and you walk around your like and you like pig
pat with weed, and.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
It's that smell that It's only that there's nothing else
that smells like that.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
So what I'm gonna say to the cop, Hey man,
that ain't I just stick your hands out the wind up?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Hey know, hey bro, you was that you was at
a toss point?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh party?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
I don't know what toch party was a hold up?
Not that not the dude from comedy Center. Oh man,
my bad? I thought you was that day, My bad?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Who they had?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I thought he was talking. Peter Tosh was the guy
that helps helped starting the Millers.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
He actually was credited with inventing reggae music as a
matter of fact. So yeah, it was his birthday. So
they had a reggae fest out there. It was a
damn good time, good music, a lot of weed.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
People are out there drinking, feeling good.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
It was funny because they had a guy named mister
G who was selling Caribbean food. He had a menu
that was a hard board and then he had a
menu he wrote.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
On the dry race.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
He did not sell oxtails. He had no ox tail.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
He had oxtails on the hardboard, one of those printed
up but very expensive.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Now, man, cabbean menu and have everything on it.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
No, that's true, bro, I want to you.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Got to ask. You gotta ask. Now you have ox
hell yeah, yeah is yeah. So it was good.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
It was a good time making out those people out everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
I would be real with you.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I like reggae music, but if I'm at a club,
give me like twenty minutes and after that, I don't know, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
You gonna. I love reggae music. I feel like.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
And I'm like, all right, man, it always sounds like
I'm like, that's really sexually aggressive.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
Yeah, but let me.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
We said this with folk, don't play a little vicious
nica because.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Oh girl, it's just find a friend. Na. Yeah, I
wouldn't know why my parents never told me.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Man, you play a little visious Nika and a mighty quinn.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Oh rhythm, feel the ride watch time.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I will say this though, there's something about you know
I used to go to the club back and that
you wanted the DJ to play something slow so.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
You could dance with somebody.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
When when they played on certain Jamaican songs where it's
time to wind, No, we.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Gonna well like a champion telly, Hey dog, Yes it's different.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Oh yo, you you didn't siminate in my girl.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
It's not just to dance.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
You gotta get and slow.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, I wonder song.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
He's somebody I growd on a chick on that song.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Both her legs on your shoulders. Hey, it's ain't d.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Hey girl flicks time to have that, yeah, man, man
cole Bro, mister lover man.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Oh, I.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Like that.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I had the crowd on the thing like you, mister
love man. In the buildings, who wants to see my
box of briefs?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Bro? They messing around playing mister ugly man.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh, that was funny, Marlon was wile back in the day.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
That was funny Now I'm lying because not a name
like an hour for Jamaican music. You like, yeah, roll
up to my bump by baby, all that good stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
It was a good time though, man, action.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
About that bro up in grinding on somebody like that?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
She'd be like, boy, you ate a honey pack and
you know.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
I hate that jerk.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Honey a honey pack on the tail? You about to
get it?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Girl, Tell you man, you take one of them honey packs.
It's like you got a star in Mario bro.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I love talking to Rastafarians because everything sounds like a
poem when we talked to him, like, hey man, how
you doing peace?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I love brother, Blessings to all?
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Okay, cool pretty cool man? You want to buy this
some machine gunna? What piece?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Little blessing to all? You heard me rasta phi? Okay,
cool man? All right, I'll take mustard on mine.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Yeah. Nice. Man is always trying to explain to me.
Here's the thing, though, they are always in shape, so
you got to listen to that point. Why man, they
eat like like because they don't eat heat and yeah,
they don't eat like.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
He don't have boiled chicken on Wednesdays. And then this
and this and this like that's the secret to life.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
And I'm like, all right, man, I'm eating oxtail and
pork chops and you're in my car.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, it's weird, like brought an island, that's how come?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
No, but is always naturally though, man.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
And you're talking, dude, you like you about my age,
like where were you born? He's like nineteen forty far
Like what what?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
What?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yeah? And the women be built like.
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta waves sometimes, bro. I worked at
a reggae club in Miami for years. Man, it was
it was they played that. They played the Bob Marley
Legends album over and over and that's all they did,
played that.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Song, and I play, yeah, there's a big people walk.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I got to put that on my list. I'm listening
to that all day tomorrow. Are you Bob Marl Yeah,
that's gonna be on my list? Y'all got me now?
Speaker 4 (39:13):
I lied, I want I want two hours of reggae
at the party.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
There you go, Yeah, that Legends album, But serious, man, that's.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
The Bob it is.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And when I worked at a water park and they
would play like like music from the Islands and stuff,
they would play Bob Marley constantly.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
That constantly they played Bob Marlin yep, but all his
songs were important. Man, that was the Yes, they had
a message.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
That's why they killed him. Man, dog, think about this, man,
I look, I think about albums. Think about like Thriller.
Every song on Thriller was a radio song. Yes, even
even my prerogative that don't be cool on Bobby album, everyone,
I'm going down this.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
It's like ten songs on here, yes, just like radio songs.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
They released one like every two months. It was the
weirdest thing. It's like the album head.
Speaker 7 (40:06):
At one time it was like, we're gonna give you
four songs, and that's when they had forty fives though,
you know I remember those.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Okay, So side one has seven songs.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yes, six of the songs I know is this Love,
No Woman, No Cry, could you be Love? Buffalo Soldier,
get up, stand up and stir it up. I never
heard three Little Birds, Three little Birds. That's good, but yeah, yeah,
it's really good.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
And then the second one is it's seven songs. I
know jamming, I know I shot the sheriff. Oh, I
know one love, but I don't know Waiting in Vain, Redemption,
song you Redemption song.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yes you do.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I probably have to hear it because you know, I
don't know titles. It's fourteen songs on here, and but
thirteen of the songs are radio it's but.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
What I love about that can Back in the day
when they made these albums, they would make an album
and be pure fire the whole beginning to end, from
beginning to end. Because nowadays we make so much microwave music.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
There's two hits and the rest of us just considered being.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Here's here's the thing, though, because nobody buys albums anymore.
Why you're gonna put everything into an album. Well, nobody's
gonna listen to your album straight through anyway. Your concept
can't be an album anymore because nobody's gonna put this
in their car or put it.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
On their record player and sit for an hour and
listen through it.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
That's why streaming shows, if you notice streaming shows now,
everything has to be quick because that you got to
watch this in two days. Well, Game of Thrones came out,
we waited every Sunday, and then we waited years for it.
So you could build development because you had a whole
week for somebody to think about what they just saw.
Speaker 6 (41:54):
But on streaming shows, I've got to like it and.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Want to watch I've got the bid right away, right away.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
So with albums, with albums, the idea of a long
concept album is a hard pitch to a label who's
backing you up because they're like you, you're banking on
the idea that somebody's going to listen to this whole album.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
But you can not mistake back then. But the artist
is the one who decided what was on the album.
And that's why most bands broke up, is because they
would fight to see what was on the album.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
You know, you had four band numbers and everything.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
But when guy like Bruce Springsteen or something like that,
he would go, I want to write this album. They go,
there isn't a hit on this thing, and he goes,
I don't care, I'm doing it, And he'd put an
album out and tour with it for a year or two.
But I mean, that's just the way people are. I mean, Taylor,
you know, Taylor Swift comes out with an album and
I'm telling you what, every woman in my office lost
their mind.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
They bought fifteen copies of this albums. They're not lying.
They were explaining to me why they had to have
five different copies of this album. Oh, this, this was
this one, this was the pig one, this is the
green One music. Yeah, I love that, but she makes
her ass off. Shout out to herdhout out to her.
Kelsey's that's my guy, man, he should do.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
Kelsey is my guy. I don't I don't care if
he plays man. He thought he married it to money.
He wasn't broke, but I married a queen. You know,
think about this, You're gonna do anything.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Who you got? I got Taylor Swift money. Hey, we
we have that on our side to each other.
Speaker 6 (43:21):
There's a dude.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
His name was Asap Rocky. He married Rihanna, So yeah,
we get it. We definitely get it.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Another married a billionaire bro putting babies in her, you.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Know, married Brittany KEI which time, Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
I remember hating and loving him at the same time.
I was like youth, come here, come.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Here a rappers.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
A rapper said, man, my pocket is fat, Like.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Put a baby in Brittany and he was like done, done, Yeah, done,
I'm done.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
That's the problem is we don't know how crazy she is.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
I think as who are with her, they're like they
survived like maybe eight months before they got.
Speaker 6 (44:08):
It.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I ain't got no problem with your Brittany be crazy.
I'm crazy too, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Until you wake up and she's looking at you.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
They trying to deal with it. That's the problem.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Man.
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Man, she's rich and crazy. You're like, Okay, I can
change it. I'll sleep in the day and I'll be
up at night. She won't get me.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Like a vampire.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
I hear her having one of her manic moments. I
hop up in the air vent like like like die hard. Yep. Yeah,
come on to the west. Yeah, yeah, come out to
the cold, have a few laugh.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
All right, guys, we gotta get going, but real quick, Jeff,
what do you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Brother?
Speaker 7 (44:52):
I got Teddy Sears on under Oath and I'm interviewing
the guys from Duck Dynasty, the ones who are still
living tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
So that's kind of funple lift. Thanks man, Not bad
at all. But Gil, what you got going next weekend?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Brother?
Speaker 6 (45:02):
Nothing of this weekend.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Except for running the Sausage Castle's Halloween party Drug People
in Costumes twenty six?
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Nice? But oh how long is that run? By the way,
What time is it starting?
Speaker 5 (45:10):
What times in starts on Friday at nine pm the
house party, and then the house party ends at five am,
and then the camping site activities go on during the
day the next day and then starts at nine and
then goes to five am on Sunday, and then camping
stuff on Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
Everybody has to be out.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Dumb point.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
We got Lafa weed too. I forgot on the thirty first.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, if my concert get canceled, I'm coming through.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I'm gonna ask a dumb question, Miguel. After all that
said and done, how tired are.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
You after that weekend?
Speaker 5 (45:44):
I'm dead dead Yeah, I'm dead none of no, because
I mean, like there's events and stuff all day long
for like the date.
Speaker 6 (45:51):
I mean, I'm dead.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
I get probably starting on Thursday night. I'll get two
hours of sleep for like the next three days during it.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
And then you said, Miguel member he usually won't do
the shows.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Oh, just to hand them, guys, I won't be on
the shows. I'm not partying.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
I'm just tired of I'm working because there's something going
all day long.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
So you know, I get like an hour or two
sleep and that's it.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Nice. That's crazy on them. I don't know how this happens.
That's funny, Kate. What you got going on this week? Brother?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Man, they don't love me, dog, I ain't got no
comedy three weekends in a row, man, so I'm free.
So if you listen to this show, you're a comic
and you need me, and it's some good money. I
ain't come to do your hookah lounge. Me and Miguel
don't do hookah no more, no more. Hit me up
if the chilling.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
But just Saturday.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
You know what time it is?
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Cash money versus no limited verses. All right, I'm not
booked this weekend. I'll be checking my cash money and
no limit versus man that one southern stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
I'm super excited.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
A good bro.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Well, if you guys want to catch me Thursday, which
is tonight, you guys, you be at my show right now,
Jazz and Jokes, Orlando Debonair Supper Sessions, y'all go to
that dot com, get tickets, go to my social media.
It's happening this Thursday. Showtime is at eight p m. Also,
I want to mention that straight foolishness. They got their
Florida Classic Weekend clean comedy show coming up on Sunday,
(47:28):
November twenty third at the Majestic Life Youth and Event Center.
If you guys want to get these tickets, just go
to Straightfoolishness dot com. That is str Number eight foolishness
dot com. Curtis does a good job, by the way,
man he is underappreciated as a booker and producer.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Does a damn good job. Thank you guys so much
for tuning in. We will be back next week. Everybody,
enjoy your weekend, can enjoy your nikes, and if you
got a girl, enjoy your headache. We out can tell
them what to do.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Take your ass the band, he shout out to the
pathless three winds in a row bitches, Oh oh wow,
we out
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