November 12, 2025 • 45 mins
Tuesday 11-11-25 Show #1212: Happy Veteran's Day! Chris explains his nickname, we try to give Aimee a nickname, and it's too damn cold.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
What's going on? Family, You're tune in the real labs.
We're already on one or four point one your night capacomma.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
My name is Kim Miller and the Big Cheddar night
scream of that Happy Veterans Day to all my veterans
out there. Man, we appreciate you, Thank you for your service. Army,
Air Force, Marines and Navy. We appreciate post gard and
and and the and the space the space people too.
I don't even know if anybody in Space Force. If
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you Space Force, welcome, Welcome to the game.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm Kim Miller in the Big Cheddar night join the
first studio with my family. James is out of town, Miguel,
I have no idea where he is. And I don't
know what Coffman got going on either, But I got
my family in virtual studio. I got another veteran straight
out of the Navy. I think his mos is like
cleaning this Alexander j A k A Jax aka DJ.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hey we got duped that Ajax.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Hey, look here, you gotta you gotta embrace show nickname.
My nickname in the Army was butt naked. Yeah, it
was button naked, and then it was a little pistol.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You know what you gotta. Hey, those two days don't
go together.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You go embrace, they don't go together.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
If I tell you my nicknames, Chris, you were telling
them why they call you a jacks.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So, but I came from when I was in Fort Watchuka.
All my it was a rapper named Tim Dog. He
produced a lot of New York rappers. His name was
butt naked Tim Dogs. So I used to call everybody dog.
When I first got an army whatever dog. So my
humble called me meal dog. Then he called me butt
naked meal dog, and then everybody just called it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So I called me button naked.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Little pistol came from when I went to d C
because we used to have pages, and I used to
put the page out on people like I was robbing them.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And then I had.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
A joke called a little pistol star on it. He
said everybody got looked. Nicknames like little pistol started. So
my homeboy used to call me a little pistol. So
a little pistol but naked, that's what nothing bad it was.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Now you're and now your butt naked.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
A little pistol now.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Butt naked little pistol yo. So Chris, tell them how
you got ajax.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Okay. So when I wentnesday the Navy, I went in
as an e and an injin ben. But I went
on the ship that was like gas turbine. So we
worked on auxiliary, so the AC units and so forth.
So that was supposed to be my job, was working
on the AC units. But every time my department slash
division had to send somebody to the mess decks in
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order to like help the cooks and whatever, to like
clean and whatever, they always sent me. So I'm always
down there in the plastic melting area, melting all the
plastics and cleaning the mess decks and so forth. So
they always ala with the Ajax bottles in my hands.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So hey Ajax, Hey Jax. So it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, No, I hate it because everything like hey, we
need somebody to go down to the mestics and then
like a Jackson, like I'm on it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
He always like he was so he always so was
so embarrassed aby the nickname. But military nick dames are
always fun. And you like sixty now that was like
forty years.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Ago, bro, fair enough. Yeah, it was like World War two.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Right, I just it was just like, my name is Alexander.
Just shut up, Ajax, go down, sweep the Still Creek.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You and Amy would have been good friends back then
because you was getting picked on, so she would have
been defending you. Also studio my homies from the Pillow podcast,
Amy licour at Rude Napasa aka nickname kangaroo, and then
Amy nickname is uh. I gotta think of a nickname
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for Amy. That's not me, okay, Hannibal letter, So.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What's up? I'm just thinking I'm kicking it with us again.
I appreciate it. I always love having y'all a little teapot.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You can call me a little.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Teapot tea pot with a little short song. Bro.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I've never had a nickname. I've never in my life
had a nickname.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Get out of here. No family, know nothing, no aims.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Sometimes aims. I tried to make some I tried to
make some nicknames work in high school.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
They never stuck. Nobody's ever given me what's that?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What's that high school nickname?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Sonname?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's why I didn't stick.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I know, I tried.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
So I have my initials are A J L. So
I was like, call me agile. Nobody would call me agile.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
No, that's a lame. What are you a freaking development.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
We're not going to go on the show anywhere.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I'm gonna give you my first nickname. My first nickname
ever was Sleep. And how I got that name was
at my first job at I Hop, I fell asleep
on break. So the manager and the line cooks came
into the back and saw my fifteen sixteen year old
self sitting on the desk passed out.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
They're like, what you're doing? Sleep? So for the rest
of my time working at Ihip, they were.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like, hey, Sleep, we need some dishes. Yeah we will.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Black people will call you by something that's like that's
messed up about Yeah they will.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
I had one, okay, I remember one, Okay in eighth grade,
I said, hey, guys, I see ar Kansas, but I
don't see Arkansas. So then they called me Arkansas all
through eighth grade because I said Arkansas wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
That was it?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Nurves, Hey, Mike bro.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It was bad. I said that before, So.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
That's it says it looks like kids.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Yeah, so everybody Arkansas in all eighth grade, Well.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Hey, where's b Kansas?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Where to use ar Kansas.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What I'm assummer Roo because because technically my nickname is
Ken because so I'm assuming Roo gotta be a nickname.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But what's another nickname you've had?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
So my dad's friends would call me don King when
I was little.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What I see it?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I see it.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Well because I grew.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I had like a full head of hair when I
was born and it would stick up.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
They called me don King.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
And then in first grade, I tried introducing myself as
a Rusa and these first graders were like rooster, and.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I was like, no, I'm a Russol.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I'm not rooster like rooster.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Rooster And then for very long time, sucks.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Sucks, but you love birds?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Now that works out great.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
I reclaimed rooster later in life, but the first grade, I,
I'm not okay. And then my brother and we moved,
so I thought I had shed rooster.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Off of my back.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
But my brother told a bunch of dudes in my
grade that, like, my name is Rooster.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
And I came back and I was so annoyed.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That is great.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You about to kill Chris doodle dude, you got to
kill that is hilario because hey, I'm always because I
didn't always jumping call you kangaroo, but rooster is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Rooster is hilarious too.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Because you get because they get stuck with you. Like
like my friends were. You know, as a kid, you
got really nicknames, like I was Slim because I'm skinny, and.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Then when me and my homies try to.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Have a rap group, I was I went by k Love.
So some of my partners still call me kay love,
you know what I mean. Like, so it's like nicknames
stick with you. But I never had a mean nickname.
I I've never had a mean like I ain't never
been like a little dukie, you know, like when somebody.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Pooped on the.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Mean yo yo, or like you super dark skin and
somebody call you smoke.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I ain't never been that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
We nobody else can call him, but we called me
and Dwayne called Chris fat boy. But that's just our
you know, that's just you know, that's me, Dwayney Chris.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's our friendship.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I ain't gonna let nobody else call him that, but
that's just our friendship. But if Chris tell me today,
hey man, that offends me, don't call me that. Then
you know, Dwayne called Dwayne called me all kind of
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Hey, you think I'm mean? I can't everything everything.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Because I'm skinny, but I got boobs and that he yo,
what up? He called me the Teaward for boobs?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Like what up?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Like yo? Bro like chill, I call him one time
tube socks?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (09:05):
What's for?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
They looked like I got now.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, but yeah, except but yo, I'm nicknaming stick like
or people get old and don't like their nickname.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I grew up with a girl named Tweety.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
We call a tweety bird because she looked like tweety
bird as a kid, light skin and then now she
like her Fortyes, she's like, hey, my name is tweety,
don't don't call me then, all right, whatever your name sweet?
Like I got an aunt named little Baby. Her real
name is Ranita. We have never called her Ranita ever.
She's always been aunt little baby.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But everybody.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Baby, that's what.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's dope though, that that's that's cold.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well, her name is a little baby because her twin sister.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Was big Mama, and big Mama passed away when she
was twelve of sickle cell, so a little baby always
been called like, my daddy name is chick. My daddy
name is Charlie McAdoo. Shout out to my dad, but nobody.
I went at the funeral, somebody said Charlie mcadod and everybody, well,
who is that?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And it was like chick oh his name, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
My dad was like seventy when he died, nobody knew
his name.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
Here is a strong name though, that is like a
solid name.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, that was my name. Ro let me, let me
get this story. Charlie. I was supply Charlie Hormer McAdoo,
the third bro oh man, the third. Yeah, what's up, Christopher.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
No, So so you're talking about your dad.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
So my mom, her nickname was Jackie, even though like
her name was like Margaret and burns her last name.
But they call it Jackie because her favorite wrestler was
Jackie Fargo back in the day. And I heard the
story where she went and did Jackie Fargo's famous drop
kick move on one of my aunties and he must
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split her head open or something like that. So since
then they just called her Jackie for the rest of
her life.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
So, my mom, all Christ's storians are so sad.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
It's like, that's sad, Chris, and she's she's she's a
fellow veteran to you.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So hey, Chris is Amy. Everything sad to mean, bro,
just I've learned to just deal with it. I learned
to do everything is sad to mean with the.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Side.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
She went, didn't a drunk kick off the couch and bow.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's funny you say that because my wife got a cousin.
His name is Kenny, but that's not his name.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What's his name? I'm not there. I've always called him Kenny.
I don't even know his real name.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
It's so funny that we know people by their nicknames.
Another actual name.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I got a friend I grew up with named Duke.
He was born in Duke Hospital and we called him Duke.
And his name is James. Not till I was fourteen
I found that dupe name was James. Bro Right. Yeah,
that's that's when you got a real nickname. When people
call you by your name, it's a it's a dude.
Don't know if you guys watch college football, but he's
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an announcer. His name is Booger McFarland and he literally
called it grown mansion the nerds. Bro. He is a
grown ass man in his fifty he is Booker I
have I don't know. I do not know what Booker
McFarland's first name is. I just know him as Booger McFarland.
He fifty, Yes, Ricky Amy. At some point you gotta
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go by Joseph.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You got to say I'm Joseph McFarland. Bro Like, you can't.
You can't be fifty and be Booger.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Anthony Darrel that's his name. Yeah, Donel Farley.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
That's right, that's a very big I will go with
Booker two.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So can we go for but Collin Amy adgole.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Call it. I like, so we gotta get Amy a
nicknamed in I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I don't think I want this liquor.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
I haven't called Amy liquor, cores beer, I like my
mom called me.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I was Toodles when I was real little.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, see that's a that's like, that's a good nickname
for when you're a kid, because like in our community,
y'all might do it too, But every baby is stinker butt.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Do a little dukie. But it's always.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Everybody in our community that wait, my little stinker butt,
And you'd be like stinking but to you, like seven, like,
hey man, I'm like, I'm like washing my ass now, Mom,
you just stopped so amy before the end of this
show or before we gonna get you a nickname.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
All right, I'm excited. I'm kind of scared.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Actually, no, it'll be a good it'll be a nice.
It'll be nice and not sad and not mean.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'm you yo. And we about to go to commercial
break and I got it already.
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Speaker 1 (15:59):
Ay, Hi excited are you for this week?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I can't even imagine it.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Like I remember watching him, I remember watching just everything
about him.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
I can't I don't even have words I cannot express
how excited I am.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is just the biggest comic you hoping for?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, I think it is. Besides you can nice.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, I almost plussed.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I ain't. I'm a regular old dude, bro.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I realized that when I got the open for a
dude named mg Is Wicks and realizing that funny, he's
so funny, But ain't nobody came to see me.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Hey that that line was wrapped around the corner. They're like,
you are so funny. Oh like they you know what
I mean? Like, I ain't even the most famous person
in my house.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, your wife is real.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh wait, me and my wife, Me and my wife
be somewhere after the show. They like, where your wife at?
Like she got up there then forty five fifty minutes.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Now, this is definitely the biggest thing I've ever done.
I'm very excited about it. He seems so lovely and
so nice. I just I'm over the man and I
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, I'm gonna give you my advice I give everybody
who opens for a comedian like that. Do your set
that if you have been working on for years.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Don't go up there and try to do some new
stuff on that, or.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Go in there and try to change it up or
work on something. Do the exact set that you've been
doing for years that got you to this point. Because
I already know that Kaufman gonna go up there and
try to do twenty minutes of brand new material he
worked that weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I already know how he works.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I tell comments out time you ever get an opportunity
to work with a comment like that, wherever it's at
the Funny Ball, whether it's at Doctor Phillips, you know,
some theater, the plaza, don't go in there with some
stuff you ain't worked on ever.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Right, do that softball? Mom had joke.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I don't how many.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Jokes about soft that's you.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
It's your material.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And my line, Chris, I tell Chris Chris open for Russell,
I said, don't go down there doing something you thought
of while you was driving the Naples.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Do what got you there?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Do what got you there?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And I used to tell comments that all the time,
back in the day when I would give a comic
a guest spot, because I saw them at Open Mike
do really good and I'm like, oh my god, that
was funny. Come to a guest spot, and then they
get up there do five minutes and I'm.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Like, what was that?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Man, you know it was something i'd been working on. No,
I gave you a guest spot for what I saw
last week.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Not not with you that with your act.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Yeah, And I have my act and you know my
act and I've been working on it and I'm excited
it's gonna be so And just my big thing lately
obviously is just being myself and being like more casual
and not being uptight and you know how I get
up there, so just being loose without drinking.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, y'all. I gotta cut my camera
off real quick.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Why wow, say somebody's gonna walk in the scene that
don't get a little smoky out?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Now, what's the little pistol?
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Naked?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Little pistols like trying to get butm naked right now?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And also, Amy, prepare, I don't know the time, so
prepare for five to twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah. I told Jeff the same thing.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I said, because you may end up hosting, you may
end up featuring, y'all may end up doing fifteen fifteen each,
y'all may get bumped because.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I might just take it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You can prepare to go do a don't tell, I
don't know, I might kick y'all off the show.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Now, it's gonna be fun. Man.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You know that stage is always a great stage man
to be on. So you know, always tell people you know,
get do what got you there, and don't don't come
with something that you know.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh my god, so my favorite coffee. So I was,
I was at Foxtail this morning with Wow, I.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Can't believe it. You're just repeating my unwritten.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
On on this God's radio right now.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
RU doesn't like to do the same set over and over.
Do you really like you hate?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:25):
But if it's like a big comic, yeah, I'm gonna
bring my a material. But if it's just like I'm
at the like bar, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well that's what that's when you're at the bartle, you know,
to have fun and I yeah, but if I if
I put you with a big name comic, you know
what I'm saying, or help you get with big name comic,
don't please don't go in there.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, so I want my fears to roastby.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I don't know if they're gonna use a butter chicken
or like boo.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Don't embarrass the family.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Birthday, Jeff Coffin already gonna do that for you.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't need both of y'all in there.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So but shout out, man, shout out, have fun to
speacause Chris.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It's our day, bro. It is veterans Day. Baby. Where
you going where you're going to eat for free?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
At where I can find?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
But also I gotta share with my wife because it
is her birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Happy birthday. Okay. So, first of all, she didn't follow
the rule, Chris.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I know she didn't follow the rule. That's why. Hey,
if you look back when you said, hey, hey.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
The day the job you supposed to do, I was like, nah,
went to the military. Yeah, but na, she's Veterans Day. Absolutely, Nah,
she's fragile.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
Did you did you make her a collage?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Hey? Yo, Chris, you got the whole canvas.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Okay, Chris, that's the perfect Please make her birthday, Chris.
We are begging you, please go back and just take
pictures of your wife.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But make it mad creepy bro.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yo out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
A ransom letter. Make a ransom letter, callis Chris? Please
bro letters bro Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
My god, please do that so we can put it
on real, lass, bro, make it. You got to now,
you got to now, Chris, we know already force you
into it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Me, Chris, so my it's my god son, my god
so slash nephew. I'm going to his school for Veterans Day.
And the first place I always go with I don't
know why. I always go to Little Caesars to get
the pizza, coke, PEPSI. That's the first thing I get
as a veteran. Then I go to Olive Garden, I
go to Chili's because Amy, we eat for free all day.
(22:55):
Yeah or yeah, yeah, but oh wait, but it's ten
times better rude.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Oh oh, you eat all over the place.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You get free foxtail coffee, you do, you get free
seven eleven coffee, you get free Star But it's it's
just free stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
All over for veterans all.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
The friend that dude had took a picture of everything
he got free that was sitting in the seat of
his car. He just go to restaurants and just get
free food. So if you're a veteran, will make sure
we share the link. Make sure y'all go out there
and get all the free stuff because you earned it.
You earned it, so Chris, make sure you do it. Yo, Chris,
y'all should give away free Pokemon cards.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You should grading.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, yeah, y'all should grade it for free.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Because Christian, like Kristen like when he served, Chris hated
the Navy.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I didn't hate it. I just I just got in
on false pretense.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
So that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I went.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
I signed up so I can be a musician.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I wanted to join the Navy band.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Oh you wanted to play a trumpet?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Right? Then?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
You want to play trumpet trombone? I wish I could trumpet.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
But okay, So my recruiter told me, hey, this is
what you need to do.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You're gonna get this job.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
And then you go in and then when you go
to report, like, hey, this is my job, say hey,
I don't want to do that. I want to try
out for the Navy band. So all right, bet so
I get there. As soon as I get off the bus.
At the station, they were like, okay, people with regular
jobs go here, people with special jobs go over here.
And you see a line of kids with their instruments
(24:30):
going into this line, And I'm like, I got that up.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
But then when I then when I when I went
to the what I missed that? What hey?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
The kids got their flu to stuff and I'm.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Sorry, it is what it is.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
But the thing that got me was the when I
went to go to report and I'm saying, hey, I
want to go try for the Navy being They're like, no,
you got to do your job for at least two
years and then you have to request to transfer over
and try out.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I was like, this is messed up.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
So you were like Cinderella Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, but that Chris Chris big, this big, So it
ain't no hell on that shoe.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Flat No, that was me.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
That was me all.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Fla, yo, hey me, speaking of flat feet, you're not
being in this walking boot for a week.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I got ten the nighters from my flat feet. Yo.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
They thought I had a blood pot. Yeah, they thought
I had a blood spot. So it's called pt T D.
And yeah, because my feet are.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Flat, yo, you gotta stretch them out, yo.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
That's can you wear.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
You a little you a little tight right now?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You gotta.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's not talking about room. Yeah, I like, I like
seven drink roof.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
It's a good time. It's just really fun time. So
you gotta wear arches you gottaut wear arches.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
And if my wife brought me some arches and I
gotta put them in, but I gotta wait to the
hill first. So the swelling is finally going down. I've
been swell for like two weeks, like I.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Was the cont right.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, oh no, I just drove the Atlanta. I wouldn't
even had the concert yet. I just woke up and
my ankles cold. It's just out of the blue.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'm like, what the hell? I thought my wife was
beating me in my sleep.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
I'm like, we ain't going nowhere a big I gotta
shackle on.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I'm like, what is going on? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
You buy four befeen your feet Like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Like, this is jango. She jangled me.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So at the concert I could even get up and
and and you know, dance like I wanted to dance
because I was in so much pain.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Dance mad than the mug man.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
So yeah, so yeah, I got I got the flat
the flat feet. You got flat feet?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, I got flat feet.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
How'd you know anybody who can't swim and do pilate's
feet probably flat. You gotta put you gotta put feelings
in your feet.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I gotta get some and like bowtoks up in there
from my feet.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I would help.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I don't know, so yeah I do.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
I have flat feet and sometimes my heels hurt, so
I gotta stretch them out.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
So that's how you So you just strike what you
mean like a calve stratch of your.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Yeah, I gotta stretch out of my calves and hamstrings.
So if I don't, then I be hurting. I'm an
old lady.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, you really are old lady.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I have a They've always said I had an old soul.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
When I was in college, I was hanging out with
a year old wi White mom's.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, they had an old soul. They was like, we
was hanging around our girl, ohs hanging around.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Around.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
But that's one of my weirdest things. You got an
old soul. What if your old soul was a slave owner?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
What if your old soul was a terrible soul back
in the day, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Mean, but if your old soul was a terrible soul
back of the day, you wouldn't come back as a
human being and come back as a cockroach.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, I don't know. I really think that.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Not about to say something out of pocket. I'm gone
be quiet.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm about to say something about to get me canceled.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I'm ship my bow broke. No, no, I'm not. I'm
not gonna say it. We gotta go to commercial break.
I will not say that President Trump so was an
old slave owner.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm not gonna say that.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
But that being said, we gotta take a commercial break.
We'll be right back Real Last, Radio.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
One O four point one.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
We're back real last. We're Radio one of four point one.
Your night capa comedy. My name is Kim Miller and
the Big Chilther Night. James is out, Miguel is out,
Kaufman is out, but I'm doing the first studio with
my comedy family. DJ Callix a k A Christopher Alexander
a k a a Jax and the Pillarport Podcast Amen
the Court at Rude other side. So Ruth told us
(30:00):
he hasn't been swimming lately because it is cold, which.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Means, rude, are you ready right for what? This week?
It's supposed to be in the thirties and forties.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Bro I kind of founds nice.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
I like it when it's cold because I could wear
things but pockets and jackets and boots.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
But do you are you Chicagoan? Are you?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Do you like when it gets cold? Because I don't
like cold. Well, I'm from Carolina. It gets cold, it
don't get Chicago cold through I'm not a cold whether person.
I don't I take that heat over cold anything I like.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Okay, so I have always been a cold person, not
like I like the cold.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
I'm just always cold. So like coming to Florida, it
was it was a blessing.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
But I do like it when it is like spring
or fall in Chicago because the problem.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
With women's pants is that we don't.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
Got real pockets, and the pockets aren't deepen up, so
I can't put anything more than my phone in my
pocket and put my phone in there, I can't bend
over and like time my shoes or something. So the
fall allows me to have a jacket with like an
appropriate pocket to use a man.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Amy, I need you to white splay. What the hell
just happened? What did she go off on?
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Did I?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
What did I miss? I just asked her she like
cold weather? Now she's going off about pockets? What make
this therapy down?
Speaker 7 (31:27):
She gets real mad about some stuff sometimes. But remember
we talked about this last time. Can were you on
the show when Miguel told us that women didn't deserve pockets.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Now, but I can't agree with that. Wow, I agree problem.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
In America, Okay, I agree with that.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Miguel said that men made pants so women don't get pockets.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Is what Miguel says.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Y'all need to y'all need to have your hands free
anyway to carry these groceries in the house.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
So I get it.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I got to wear the groceries. I thought you guys
had muscles. You guys carry the grocery.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
We don't have pockets because yeah, they didn't think we
had like hobbies, right, So it's like they women will
get pockets, but they won't even have like any pockets
in them.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
They'll like be fake pockets. And then you'll think you
have pockets and then you don't have pockets.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
It's like this big this pockets.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
It's like a little.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
You let us carry everything anyway. So what are you
talking about? But I don't need to be in the conversation.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Make up purse come back you, Okay.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I'm just I'm just saying, like, you know, you a
little bit with me and then we go to stow
with you, and then we gotta sit there while you
try on like e thirties five dresses and we gotta
sit there.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
We gotta hold your purse from fifties.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Chris, what are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I ain't been shopping with my coach, shopping with my
wife in five minutes.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
She already know the deal. I'm not going.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
A man's I.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Gotta go on my own.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
I mean anything to tell you with no pockets.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I got no pocket to the check out my wife
clothes now because I didn't know about the pocket things
after she got pockets.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
That's why she keeps asking the whole things.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
And it's about your figure because they don't want to
change a woman's figure a lot of times. So if
you got tight pants that don't have pockets, and men
men got so many pockets, like they have the cargo
pants with so many pockets because they have so many
big important things.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Oh no, here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
A woman's pocket is like an inch. Okay.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
A man's pocket is like you can fit a freaking
two meter bottle of coke.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
In there, the constitution, everything in those pockets.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
It's not fair. It's not fair.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's not fair.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I do not know that now.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I would be paying attention to her clothes now because
I know she got back pockets because I always see
the back pockets because I'm creepy like that when I walk.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
But they may not be pockets though, Go put your
fingers in there and.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
See yeah yeah, yeah, that was right there.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
But bring me tell me my therapist said, I put
my finger in your butt, baby, little kids a little stinky.
Let's think, but come let us think of butt.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Yeah, but they'll they'll be they're called vanity pockets. They're
not even real pockets, like they'll just be there for
show and you can't put anything in of them. So
then we have to carry purses, which is a different
kind of albatross that women have to kill the trust.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Did you just choose one hundred and two point.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Where way hey tell about turn out. Well, we're talking
about Transformers.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
That's that's the planet that the Decepticons are from.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Bro Right, No, Alba Trums is a bird.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
No, no that No, you think of a pokemon that's.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Not will be a good pokemon.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Name albatross right now.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Albatross is a burden on your soul, which is a purse,
which is womanhood.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
This goofy bird hold on, let me send you guys
a picture of this albatross bird.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Another word.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
So the pokemon name Albatross, but his power is he
he pulls stuff out his purse.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
The pokey balls out of his purse. I would get
that one.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I would like Albert Trous Yo. That's a yeah. So
now all right, cool? So I put my hand down
my white pants.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
You want a video of amya?
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, but I if you have, if you change mind,
you know.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I got you. I got you. You know, no worries.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah I did not know that. But yeah, I'm not
looking forward to cold season. I'm not a I mean,
I know we only got two weeks of it, a
week or two of it, but I just hate the cold.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I just I don't.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
In Florida, I take a good if it's a good
seventy to eighty, that's probably my favorite range. But when
it gets in the thirties and forties, I'm like, yo,
this that bs man.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
You grew up in a ken you grew up with
the cold weather.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, yeah, Carolina got seasoned. So in the summertime it's
ridiculously hot, but in the wintertime it's cold.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
But living down here for almost twenty years.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I'm like, hey, man, I didn't move down here for
the cold. I mean, people think I moved out here
because my ex wife and the kids.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Not moved out here for the weather.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
I feel like I feel like though, when it gets cold,
it's an opportunity to do something we all want to do,
which is where socks and slides.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Nobody wants that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Happened.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
I'm making it socks and sandals happen.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
What you what your game banging? You got a white
you got on tub?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
The slots of sand as well out.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
The only reason to move somewhere where it's cold, it's
because of snow.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
If you don't have snow, it's not.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Chris. If you got it.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
If it's gonna be cold, let's just get a little snow,
because because Chris needed.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Snow, he he a whole grizzly bear.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
In d cut in the morning.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
You gotta like trouble and dig it out.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Here's the deal. Here's the deal.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
My favorite Christmas song is Bois to Me and Letting Snow.
It makes no sense to listen to letting snow when
it doesn't snow.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That it ebody you're saying all day, that's actually that's
actually true.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
But let it snow. It's still is irrelevant.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
It's just a different kind of got snow, snowfall.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
You got love with how Coco and there's no snow?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Hey, and I agree with you on any like.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
There's no reason why little jih is saying set ski
if you ain't skating, right.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
That's not when I heard that word meant, by the way.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
That's what I'm saying. So if you can't, you can't.
You can't say can you stand the rain? If you
live in a dry.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Area, you can't see.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
If you can't see to the window, to the wall,
if you're.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Homeless, I'm with you, Chris. Come on, man, you can't
sing back that ass up if you amy no mask
fat Come on, man, you are one hundred percent right, Chris.
That's the best. That's Chris.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
That's the best thing you ever said. You can't the snow.
It ain't no damn snow. I agree with you, Chris.
Chris finally says son thought provoking.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
This morning.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
He brought it back.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
He brought it back.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
And are you a cold wether person? No?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
I get mad.
Speaker 7 (39:17):
I get mad if I have to put on like
regular shoes take the trash out. And I grew up
in Florida and I don't know how to live anywhere else.
So one time in college down here, the ice was
on the windshield and I didn't know what to do.
I had a CD case and I was like poking
at the ice. I didn't know, right, No, you don't
grow up, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
So I go inside to my imaginary husband. I was like,
what do I do? Do I pour like water on
and he's like, no.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
Don't know what I know brew So he's like, he's like, no,
don't do that because he's from West Virginia, so he
knows how to live in that life.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
I don't know how. He's like, go turn the car
on and then it'll just like be better.
Speaker 7 (39:55):
But you don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
You don't know how to drive in it. You don't
know how. You're gonna lose fingers because it's cold up. No,
I can't live in that life.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I can't bro you put that.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
It ain't that damn co.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
If you if you don't have the right handwear out
in the snow, you're gonna lose some nubbies, You're gonna
lose something.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah, but you don't just don't touch the snow. You
don't got to touch the snow.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
You can just you get stranded in your car and
you you're out in the snow and you have to
walk in the snow.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
You can lose your fingers.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
And yeah, you don't plan for disaster like that. There's infrastructure.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Die want back. Because Chris just took a shot at y'all.
Y'all don't even here.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
He said you can, He said you can put your
hands in your back pockets.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Y'all they got no pockets, so.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
We got nothing.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
We got. You got a plant.
Speaker 8 (40:49):
When I was when I was in college, I was
such a cheap scape because I was like I got
to conserved gas. I can't afford gas, so I just
ride around in my car at freezing cold, but like because.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
I can't turn the heat on otherwise.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Gus Broude, So, have you ever watched the show called
myth Busters? Yeah, you know, myth Busters proved that your
gas does to burn more if you have your AC
or heater on.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
What really it's like suffered for No.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
They did it. They did a study.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
They drove with the A C cranked up and and
the windows up.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Then they drove with no a C saying gas mileage.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Wow, all these years to getting hot in the car
and like because.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Amy as kids were taught stuff like that, Hey man,
you gotta do blah blah blah and then you grow.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Up like yo, that was that was never true.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
That was never true.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Never when I found out the inside light, you don't
get in trouble if you.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yo, it's not like you get a ticket.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah boom, just like they were so crazy about that light.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah for real. Yeah, never man, y'all, it's been too
great nights. Man.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I truly appreciate y'all for kicking it with us last
night and tonight. Happy Veterans Day to all the veterans
out there you listening.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
We appreciate your service and your sacrifice. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine, Space Coast what is space coast?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Space fourth?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
And and Coast Guard. I don't because they're not real.
They're not real. Bro. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, we fight like this Independence Day, like we fight aliens, man,
and what we gotta get up out of here?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Christopher? Where you at this weekend?
Speaker 6 (42:33):
My brother I got another DJ private gigs for It's
like a birthday party. So we end up having a
club out on there. I don't know the words, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
We do what like Kin Sierra, what you're doing.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Like a regular extended birthday party. They just want the
club atmosphere, so we cann be just clubbing it up.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
All right, we'll cool.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
If you want the club atmosphere, get into a fight
and bring guns and it'll be.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
It'll be if you throw the club.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Bring a little pistol with you, bro.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
What you got this weekend?
Speaker 8 (43:07):
I'm at my mama's house with no pockets.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I gotta check my wife clothes because I don't believe
this pocket thing. Huh yeah, but she they said that
most of y'all clothes don't have pockets with it.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
My wife said her stuff got pockets.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Y'all just cheat dressed with pockets. She said, y'all need
to step y'all game up. I'll get y'all stuff from foote.
Speaker 7 (43:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
I don't money.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, tell y'all married.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Denise Liqueur, where are you at this weekend?
Speaker 7 (43:46):
I will be at the Funny Bone opening for George Wallace. Also,
I also Bull and Bush Pub every first and third Saturday.
Sandwich is a really fun down in the district, so
Danielle Matthews host say this weekend, Uh go out there
after the funny.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I love Dan yell, that's my home right there. This weekend, man,
I will be at the crib.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
We end up not going to San Antonio due to
the whole issue with flights being canceled.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Hopefully this shut down.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Gets resolved and we can get back to some normalcy, man.
But maybe I maybe fingers crossed. I'll be opening for
a big name comic here in Orlando. I'll I've called
him fifty thousand times and I'm gonna keep calling him until.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
He tells me, no, I don't need you anymore. But
we got to get up out of here.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
We appreciate you got so much. We'll be back tomorrow night.
Jane should be back, Coaufin should be back, and Miguil
as well.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Once again.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Happy Veterans Day to all my veterans out there. That
is Amy and Ruth from the Pillar for podcast at
My Dog DJ Callix aka A Jax aka Chris Alexander.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Chris, do me a favor.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Tell your wife happy birthday and tell him what to do.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Take your ass to bed.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Good night,
What's going on? Family, You're tune in the real labs.
We're already on one or four point one your night capacomma.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
My name is Kim Miller and the Big Cheddar night
scream of that Happy Veterans Day to all my veterans
out there. Man, we appreciate you, Thank you for your service. Army,
Air Force, Marines and Navy. We appreciate post gard and
and and the and the space the space people too.
I don't even know if anybody in Space Force. If
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you Space Force, welcome, Welcome to the game.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm Kim Miller in the Big Cheddar night join the
first studio with my family. James is out of town, Miguel,
I have no idea where he is. And I don't
know what Coffman got going on either, But I got
my family in virtual studio. I got another veteran straight
out of the Navy. I think his mos is like
cleaning this Alexander j A k A Jax aka DJ.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hey we got duped that Ajax.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Hey, look here, you gotta you gotta embrace show nickname.
My nickname in the Army was butt naked. Yeah, it
was button naked, and then it was a little pistol.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You know what you gotta. Hey, those two days don't
go together.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You go embrace, they don't go together.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
If I tell you my nicknames, Chris, you were telling
them why they call you a jacks.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So, but I came from when I was in Fort Watchuka.
All my it was a rapper named Tim Dog. He
produced a lot of New York rappers. His name was
butt naked Tim Dogs. So I used to call everybody dog.
When I first got an army whatever dog. So my
humble called me meal dog. Then he called me butt
naked meal dog, and then everybody just called it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So I called me button naked.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Little pistol came from when I went to d C
because we used to have pages, and I used to
put the page out on people like I was robbing them.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And then I had.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
A joke called a little pistol star on it. He
said everybody got looked. Nicknames like little pistol started. So
my homeboy used to call me a little pistol. So
a little pistol but naked, that's what nothing bad it was.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Now you're and now your butt naked.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
A little pistol now.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Butt naked little pistol yo. So Chris, tell them how
you got ajax.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Okay. So when I wentnesday the Navy, I went in
as an e and an injin ben. But I went
on the ship that was like gas turbine. So we
worked on auxiliary, so the AC units and so forth.
So that was supposed to be my job, was working
on the AC units. But every time my department slash
division had to send somebody to the mess decks in
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order to like help the cooks and whatever, to like
clean and whatever, they always sent me. So I'm always
down there in the plastic melting area, melting all the
plastics and cleaning the mess decks and so forth. So
they always ala with the Ajax bottles in my hands.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So hey Ajax, Hey Jax. So it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, No, I hate it because everything like hey, we
need somebody to go down to the mestics and then
like a Jackson, like I'm on it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
He always like he was so he always so was
so embarrassed aby the nickname. But military nick dames are
always fun. And you like sixty now that was like
forty years.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Ago, bro, fair enough. Yeah, it was like World War two.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Right, I just it was just like, my name is Alexander.
Just shut up, Ajax, go down, sweep the Still Creek.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You and Amy would have been good friends back then
because you was getting picked on, so she would have
been defending you. Also studio my homies from the Pillow podcast,
Amy licour at Rude Napasa aka nickname kangaroo, and then
Amy nickname is uh. I gotta think of a nickname
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for Amy. That's not me, okay, Hannibal letter, So.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What's up? I'm just thinking I'm kicking it with us again.
I appreciate it. I always love having y'all a little teapot.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You can call me a little.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Teapot tea pot with a little short song. Bro.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I've never had a nickname. I've never in my life
had a nickname.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Get out of here. No family, know nothing, no aims.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Sometimes aims. I tried to make some I tried to
make some nicknames work in high school.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
They never stuck. Nobody's ever given me what's that?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What's that high school nickname?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Sonname?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's why I didn't stick.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I know, I tried.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
So I have my initials are A J L. So
I was like, call me agile. Nobody would call me agile.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
No, that's a lame. What are you a freaking development.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
We're not going to go on the show anywhere.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
I'm gonna give you my first nickname. My first nickname
ever was Sleep. And how I got that name was
at my first job at I Hop, I fell asleep
on break. So the manager and the line cooks came
into the back and saw my fifteen sixteen year old
self sitting on the desk passed out.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
They're like, what you're doing? Sleep? So for the rest
of my time working at Ihip, they were.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like, hey, Sleep, we need some dishes. Yeah we will.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Black people will call you by something that's like that's
messed up about Yeah they will.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
I had one, okay, I remember one, Okay in eighth grade,
I said, hey, guys, I see ar Kansas, but I
don't see Arkansas. So then they called me Arkansas all
through eighth grade because I said Arkansas wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
That was it?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Nurves, Hey, Mike bro.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It was bad. I said that before, So.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
That's it says it looks like kids.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Yeah, so everybody Arkansas in all eighth grade, Well.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Hey, where's b Kansas?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Where to use ar Kansas.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What I'm assummer Roo because because technically my nickname is
Ken because so I'm assuming Roo gotta be a nickname.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
But what's another nickname you've had?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
So my dad's friends would call me don King when
I was little.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What I see it?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I see it.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Well because I grew.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
I had like a full head of hair when I
was born and it would stick up.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
They called me don King.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
And then in first grade, I tried introducing myself as
a Rusa and these first graders were like rooster, and.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I was like, no, I'm a Russol.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I'm not rooster like rooster.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
Rooster And then for very long time, sucks.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Sucks, but you love birds?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Now that works out great.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
I reclaimed rooster later in life, but the first grade, I,
I'm not okay. And then my brother and we moved,
so I thought I had shed rooster.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Off of my back.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
But my brother told a bunch of dudes in my
grade that, like, my name is Rooster.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
And I came back and I was so annoyed.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
That is great.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You about to kill Chris doodle dude, you got to
kill that is hilario because hey, I'm always because I
didn't always jumping call you kangaroo, but rooster is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Rooster is hilarious too.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Because you get because they get stuck with you. Like
like my friends were. You know, as a kid, you
got really nicknames, like I was Slim because I'm skinny, and.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Then when me and my homies try to.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Have a rap group, I was I went by k Love.
So some of my partners still call me kay love,
you know what I mean. Like, so it's like nicknames
stick with you. But I never had a mean nickname.
I I've never had a mean like I ain't never
been like a little dukie, you know, like when somebody.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Pooped on the.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Mean yo yo, or like you super dark skin and
somebody call you smoke.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I ain't never been that.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
We nobody else can call him, but we called me
and Dwayne called Chris fat boy. But that's just our
you know, that's just you know, that's me, Dwayney Chris.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's our friendship.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I ain't gonna let nobody else call him that, but
that's just our friendship. But if Chris tell me today,
hey man, that offends me, don't call me that. Then
you know, Dwayne called Dwayne called me all kind of
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Hey, you think I'm mean? I can't everything everything.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Because I'm skinny, but I got boobs and that he yo,
what up? He called me the Teaward for boobs?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Like what up?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Like yo? Bro like chill, I call him one time
tube socks?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (09:05):
What's for?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
They looked like I got now.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, but yeah, except but yo, I'm nicknaming stick like
or people get old and don't like their nickname.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I grew up with a girl named Tweety.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
We call a tweety bird because she looked like tweety
bird as a kid, light skin and then now she
like her Fortyes, she's like, hey, my name is tweety,
don't don't call me then, all right, whatever your name sweet?
Like I got an aunt named little Baby. Her real
name is Ranita. We have never called her Ranita ever.
She's always been aunt little baby.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But everybody.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Baby, that's what.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's dope though, that that's that's cold.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well, her name is a little baby because her twin sister.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Was big Mama, and big Mama passed away when she
was twelve of sickle cell, so a little baby always
been called like, my daddy name is chick. My daddy
name is Charlie McAdoo. Shout out to my dad, but nobody.
I went at the funeral, somebody said Charlie mcadod and everybody, well,
who is that?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And it was like chick oh his name, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
My dad was like seventy when he died, nobody knew
his name.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
Here is a strong name though, that is like a
solid name.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, that was my name. Ro let me, let me
get this story. Charlie. I was supply Charlie Hormer McAdoo,
the third bro oh man, the third. Yeah, what's up, Christopher.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
No, So so you're talking about your dad.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
So my mom, her nickname was Jackie, even though like
her name was like Margaret and burns her last name.
But they call it Jackie because her favorite wrestler was
Jackie Fargo back in the day. And I heard the
story where she went and did Jackie Fargo's famous drop
kick move on one of my aunties and he must
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split her head open or something like that. So since
then they just called her Jackie for the rest of
her life.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
So, my mom, all Christ's storians are so sad.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
It's like, that's sad, Chris, and she's she's she's a
fellow veteran to you.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So hey, Chris is Amy. Everything sad to mean, bro,
just I've learned to just deal with it. I learned
to do everything is sad to mean with the.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Side.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
She went, didn't a drunk kick off the couch and bow.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
It's funny you say that because my wife got a cousin.
His name is Kenny, but that's not his name.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
What's his name? I'm not there. I've always called him Kenny.
I don't even know his real name.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
It's so funny that we know people by their nicknames.
Another actual name.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I got a friend I grew up with named Duke.
He was born in Duke Hospital and we called him Duke.
And his name is James. Not till I was fourteen
I found that dupe name was James. Bro Right. Yeah,
that's that's when you got a real nickname. When people
call you by your name, it's a it's a dude.
Don't know if you guys watch college football, but he's
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an announcer. His name is Booger McFarland and he literally
called it grown mansion the nerds. Bro. He is a
grown ass man in his fifty he is Booker I
have I don't know. I do not know what Booker
McFarland's first name is. I just know him as Booger McFarland.
He fifty, Yes, Ricky Amy. At some point you gotta
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go by Joseph.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You got to say I'm Joseph McFarland. Bro Like, you can't.
You can't be fifty and be Booger.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Anthony Darrel that's his name. Yeah, Donel Farley.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
That's right, that's a very big I will go with
Booker two.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So can we go for but Collin Amy adgole.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Call it. I like, so we gotta get Amy a
nicknamed in I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I don't think I want this liquor.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
I haven't called Amy liquor, cores beer, I like my
mom called me.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I was Toodles when I was real little.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, see that's a that's like, that's a good nickname
for when you're a kid, because like in our community,
y'all might do it too, But every baby is stinker butt.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Do a little dukie. But it's always.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Everybody in our community that wait, my little stinker butt,
And you'd be like stinking but to you, like seven, like,
hey man, I'm like, I'm like washing my ass now, Mom,
you just stopped so amy before the end of this
show or before we gonna get you a nickname.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
All right, I'm excited. I'm kind of scared.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Actually, no, it'll be a good it'll be a nice.
It'll be nice and not sad and not mean.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'm you yo. And we about to go to commercial
break and I got it already.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh you ready a little milk or something? No, nope,
it's gonna be cressage. With that break, we'll be right
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Speaker 1 (15:59):
Ay, Hi excited are you for this week?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I can't even imagine it.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Like I remember watching him, I remember watching just everything
about him.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
I can't I don't even have words I cannot express
how excited I am.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is just the biggest comic you hoping for?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, I think it is. Besides you can nice.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, I almost plussed.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I ain't. I'm a regular old dude, bro.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I realized that when I got the open for a
dude named mg Is Wicks and realizing that funny, he's
so funny, But ain't nobody came to see me.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Hey that that line was wrapped around the corner. They're like,
you are so funny. Oh like they you know what
I mean? Like, I ain't even the most famous person
in my house.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, your wife is real.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh wait, me and my wife, Me and my wife
be somewhere after the show. They like, where your wife at?
Like she got up there then forty five fifty minutes.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
Now, this is definitely the biggest thing I've ever done.
I'm very excited about it. He seems so lovely and
so nice. I just I'm over the man and I
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, I'm gonna give you my advice I give everybody
who opens for a comedian like that. Do your set
that if you have been working on for years.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Don't go up there and try to do some new
stuff on that, or.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Go in there and try to change it up or
work on something. Do the exact set that you've been
doing for years that got you to this point. Because
I already know that Kaufman gonna go up there and
try to do twenty minutes of brand new material he
worked that weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I already know how he works.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I tell comments out time you ever get an opportunity
to work with a comment like that, wherever it's at
the Funny Ball, whether it's at Doctor Phillips, you know,
some theater, the plaza, don't go in there with some
stuff you ain't worked on ever.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Right, do that softball? Mom had joke.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I don't how many.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Jokes about soft that's you.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
It's your material.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
And my line, Chris, I tell Chris Chris open for Russell,
I said, don't go down there doing something you thought
of while you was driving the Naples.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Do what got you there?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Do what got you there?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And I used to tell comments that all the time,
back in the day when I would give a comic
a guest spot, because I saw them at Open Mike
do really good and I'm like, oh my god, that
was funny. Come to a guest spot, and then they
get up there do five minutes and I'm.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Like, what was that?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Man, you know it was something i'd been working on. No,
I gave you a guest spot for what I saw
last week.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Not not with you that with your act.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Yeah, And I have my act and you know my
act and I've been working on it and I'm excited
it's gonna be so And just my big thing lately
obviously is just being myself and being like more casual
and not being uptight and you know how I get
up there, so just being loose without drinking.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, y'all. I gotta cut my camera
off real quick.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Why wow, say somebody's gonna walk in the scene that
don't get a little smoky out?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Now, what's the little pistol?
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Naked?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Little pistols like trying to get butm naked right now?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And also, Amy, prepare, I don't know the time, so
prepare for five to twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah. I told Jeff the same thing.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I said, because you may end up hosting, you may
end up featuring, y'all may end up doing fifteen fifteen each,
y'all may get bumped because.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I might just take it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You can prepare to go do a don't tell, I
don't know, I might kick y'all off the show.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Now, it's gonna be fun. Man.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You know that stage is always a great stage man
to be on. So you know, always tell people you know,
get do what got you there, and don't don't come
with something that you know.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh my god, so my favorite coffee. So I was,
I was at Foxtail this morning with Wow, I.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Can't believe it. You're just repeating my unwritten.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
On on this God's radio right now.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
RU doesn't like to do the same set over and over.
Do you really like you hate?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:25):
But if it's like a big comic, yeah, I'm gonna
bring my a material. But if it's just like I'm
at the like bar, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well that's what that's when you're at the bartle, you know,
to have fun and I yeah, but if I if
I put you with a big name comic, you know
what I'm saying, or help you get with big name comic,
don't please don't go in there.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, so I want my fears to roastby.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I don't know if they're gonna use a butter chicken
or like boo.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Don't embarrass the family.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Birthday, Jeff Coffin already gonna do that for you.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't need both of y'all in there.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So but shout out, man, shout out, have fun to
speacause Chris.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It's our day, bro. It is veterans Day. Baby. Where
you going where you're going to eat for free?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
At where I can find?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
But also I gotta share with my wife because it
is her birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Happy birthday. Okay. So, first of all, she didn't follow
the rule, Chris.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I know she didn't follow the rule. That's why. Hey,
if you look back when you said, hey, hey.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
The day the job you supposed to do, I was like, nah,
went to the military. Yeah, but na, she's Veterans Day. Absolutely, Nah,
she's fragile.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
Did you did you make her a collage?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Hey? Yo, Chris, you got the whole canvas.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Okay, Chris, that's the perfect Please make her birthday, Chris.
We are begging you, please go back and just take
pictures of your wife.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But make it mad creepy bro.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yo out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
A ransom letter. Make a ransom letter, callis Chris? Please
bro letters bro Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
My god, please do that so we can put it
on real, lass, bro, make it. You got to now,
you got to now, Chris, we know already force you
into it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Me, Chris, so my it's my god son, my god
so slash nephew. I'm going to his school for Veterans Day.
And the first place I always go with I don't
know why. I always go to Little Caesars to get
the pizza, coke, PEPSI. That's the first thing I get
as a veteran. Then I go to Olive Garden, I
go to Chili's because Amy, we eat for free all day.
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Yeah or yeah, yeah, but oh wait, but it's ten
times better rude.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Oh oh, you eat all over the place.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You get free foxtail coffee, you do, you get free
seven eleven coffee, you get free Star But it's it's
just free stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
All over for veterans all.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
The friend that dude had took a picture of everything
he got free that was sitting in the seat of
his car. He just go to restaurants and just get
free food. So if you're a veteran, will make sure
we share the link. Make sure y'all go out there
and get all the free stuff because you earned it.
You earned it, so Chris, make sure you do it. Yo, Chris,
y'all should give away free Pokemon cards.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You should grading.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, yeah, y'all should grade it for free.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Because Christian, like Kristen like when he served, Chris hated
the Navy.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I didn't hate it. I just I just got in
on false pretense.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
So that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I went.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
I signed up so I can be a musician.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I wanted to join the Navy band.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Oh you wanted to play a trumpet?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Right? Then?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
You want to play trumpet trombone? I wish I could trumpet.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
But okay, So my recruiter told me, hey, this is
what you need to do.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You're gonna get this job.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
And then you go in and then when you go
to report, like, hey, this is my job, say hey,
I don't want to do that. I want to try
out for the Navy band. So all right, bet so
I get there. As soon as I get off the bus.
At the station, they were like, okay, people with regular
jobs go here, people with special jobs go over here.
And you see a line of kids with their instruments
(24:30):
going into this line, And I'm like, I got that up.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
But then when I then when I when I went
to the what I missed that? What hey?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
The kids got their flu to stuff and I'm.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Sorry, it is what it is.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
But the thing that got me was the when I
went to go to report and I'm saying, hey, I
want to go try for the Navy being They're like, no,
you got to do your job for at least two
years and then you have to request to transfer over
and try out.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I was like, this is messed up.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
So you were like Cinderella Chris.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah, but that Chris Chris big, this big, So it
ain't no hell on that shoe.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Flat No, that was me.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
That was me all.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Fla, yo, hey me, speaking of flat feet, you're not
being in this walking boot for a week.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I got ten the nighters from my flat feet. Yo.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
They thought I had a blood pot. Yeah, they thought
I had a blood spot. So it's called pt T D.
And yeah, because my feet are.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Flat, yo, you gotta stretch them out, yo.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
That's can you wear.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
You a little you a little tight right now?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You gotta.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's not talking about room. Yeah, I like, I like
seven drink roof.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
It's a good time. It's just really fun time. So
you gotta wear arches you gottaut wear arches.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
And if my wife brought me some arches and I
gotta put them in, but I gotta wait to the
hill first. So the swelling is finally going down. I've
been swell for like two weeks, like I.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Was the cont right.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, oh no, I just drove the Atlanta. I wouldn't
even had the concert yet. I just woke up and
my ankles cold. It's just out of the blue.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'm like, what the hell? I thought my wife was
beating me in my sleep.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
I'm like, we ain't going nowhere a big I gotta
shackle on.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I'm like, what is going on? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
You buy four befeen your feet Like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Like, this is jango. She jangled me.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So at the concert I could even get up and
and and you know, dance like I wanted to dance
because I was in so much pain.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Dance mad than the mug man.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
So yeah, so yeah, I got I got the flat
the flat feet. You got flat feet?
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, I got flat feet.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
How'd you know anybody who can't swim and do pilate's
feet probably flat. You gotta put you gotta put feelings
in your feet.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I gotta get some and like bowtoks up in there
from my feet.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I would help.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I don't know, so yeah I do.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
I have flat feet and sometimes my heels hurt, so
I gotta stretch them out.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
So that's how you So you just strike what you
mean like a calve stratch of your.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Yeah, I gotta stretch out of my calves and hamstrings.
So if I don't, then I be hurting. I'm an
old lady.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, you really are old lady.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I have a They've always said I had an old soul.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
When I was in college, I was hanging out with
a year old wi White mom's.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, they had an old soul. They was like, we
was hanging around our girl, ohs hanging around.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Around.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
But that's one of my weirdest things. You got an
old soul. What if your old soul was a slave owner?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
What if your old soul was a terrible soul back
in the day, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Mean, but if your old soul was a terrible soul
back of the day, you wouldn't come back as a
human being and come back as a cockroach.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, I don't know. I really think that.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Not about to say something out of pocket. I'm gone
be quiet.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm about to say something about to get me canceled.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I'm ship my bow broke. No, no, I'm not. I'm
not gonna say it. We gotta go to commercial break.
I will not say that President Trump so was an
old slave owner.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm not gonna say that.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
But that being said, we gotta take a commercial break.
We'll be right back Real Last, Radio.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
One O four point one.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
We're back real last. We're Radio one of four point one.
Your night capa comedy. My name is Kim Miller and
the Big Chilther Night. James is out, Miguel is out,
Kaufman is out, but I'm doing the first studio with
my comedy family. DJ Callix a k A Christopher Alexander
a k a a Jax and the Pillarport Podcast Amen
the Court at Rude other side. So Ruth told us
(30:00):
he hasn't been swimming lately because it is cold, which.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Means, rude, are you ready right for what? This week?
It's supposed to be in the thirties and forties.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Bro I kind of founds nice.
Speaker 8 (30:13):
I like it when it's cold because I could wear
things but pockets and jackets and boots.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
But do you are you Chicagoan? Are you?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Do you like when it gets cold? Because I don't
like cold. Well, I'm from Carolina. It gets cold, it
don't get Chicago cold through I'm not a cold whether person.
I don't I take that heat over cold anything I like.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Okay, so I have always been a cold person, not
like I like the cold.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
I'm just always cold. So like coming to Florida, it
was it was a blessing.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
But I do like it when it is like spring
or fall in Chicago because the problem.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
With women's pants is that we don't.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
Got real pockets, and the pockets aren't deepen up, so
I can't put anything more than my phone in my
pocket and put my phone in there, I can't bend
over and like time my shoes or something. So the
fall allows me to have a jacket with like an
appropriate pocket to use a man.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Amy, I need you to white splay. What the hell
just happened? What did she go off on?
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Did I?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
What did I miss? I just asked her she like
cold weather? Now she's going off about pockets? What make
this therapy down?
Speaker 7 (31:27):
She gets real mad about some stuff sometimes. But remember
we talked about this last time. Can were you on
the show when Miguel told us that women didn't deserve pockets.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Now, but I can't agree with that. Wow, I agree problem.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
In America, Okay, I agree with that.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Miguel said that men made pants so women don't get pockets.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Is what Miguel says.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Y'all need to y'all need to have your hands free
anyway to carry these groceries in the house.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
So I get it.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I got to wear the groceries. I thought you guys
had muscles. You guys carry the grocery.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
We don't have pockets because yeah, they didn't think we
had like hobbies, right, So it's like they women will
get pockets, but they won't even have like any pockets
in them.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
They'll like be fake pockets. And then you'll think you
have pockets and then you don't have pockets.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
It's like this big this pockets.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
It's like a little.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
You let us carry everything anyway. So what are you
talking about? But I don't need to be in the conversation.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Make up purse come back you, Okay.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I'm just I'm just saying, like, you know, you a
little bit with me and then we go to stow
with you, and then we gotta sit there while you
try on like e thirties five dresses and we gotta
sit there.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
We gotta hold your purse from fifties.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Chris, what are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I ain't been shopping with my coach, shopping with my
wife in five minutes.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
She already know the deal. I'm not going.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
A man's I.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Gotta go on my own.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
I mean anything to tell you with no pockets.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I got no pocket to the check out my wife
clothes now because I didn't know about the pocket things
after she got pockets.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
That's why she keeps asking the whole things.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
And it's about your figure because they don't want to
change a woman's figure a lot of times. So if
you got tight pants that don't have pockets, and men
men got so many pockets, like they have the cargo
pants with so many pockets because they have so many
big important things.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Oh no, here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
A woman's pocket is like an inch. Okay.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
A man's pocket is like you can fit a freaking
two meter bottle of coke.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
In there, the constitution, everything in those pockets.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
It's not fair. It's not fair.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's not fair.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I do not know that now.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I would be paying attention to her clothes now because
I know she got back pockets because I always see
the back pockets because I'm creepy like that when I walk.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
But they may not be pockets though, Go put your
fingers in there and.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
See yeah yeah, yeah, that was right there.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
But bring me tell me my therapist said, I put
my finger in your butt, baby, little kids a little stinky.
Let's think, but come let us think of butt.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Yeah, but they'll they'll be they're called vanity pockets. They're
not even real pockets, like they'll just be there for
show and you can't put anything in of them. So
then we have to carry purses, which is a different
kind of albatross that women have to kill the trust.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Did you just choose one hundred and two point.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Where way hey tell about turn out. Well, we're talking
about Transformers.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
That's that's the planet that the Decepticons are from.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Bro Right, No, Alba Trums is a bird.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
No, no that No, you think of a pokemon that's.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Not will be a good pokemon.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Name albatross right now.
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Albatross is a burden on your soul, which is a purse,
which is womanhood.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
This goofy bird hold on, let me send you guys
a picture of this albatross bird.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Another word.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
So the pokemon name Albatross, but his power is he
he pulls stuff out his purse.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
The pokey balls out of his purse. I would get
that one.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I would like Albert Trous Yo. That's a yeah. So
now all right, cool? So I put my hand down
my white pants.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
You want a video of amya?
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, but I if you have, if you change mind,
you know.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I got you. I got you. You know, no worries.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah I did not know that. But yeah, I'm not
looking forward to cold season. I'm not a I mean,
I know we only got two weeks of it, a
week or two of it, but I just hate the cold.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I just I don't.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
In Florida, I take a good if it's a good
seventy to eighty, that's probably my favorite range. But when
it gets in the thirties and forties, I'm like, yo,
this that bs man.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
You grew up in a ken you grew up with
the cold weather.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, yeah, Carolina got seasoned. So in the summertime it's
ridiculously hot, but in the wintertime it's cold.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
But living down here for almost twenty years.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I'm like, hey, man, I didn't move down here for
the cold. I mean, people think I moved out here
because my ex wife and the kids.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Not moved out here for the weather.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
I feel like I feel like though, when it gets cold,
it's an opportunity to do something we all want to do,
which is where socks and slides.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
Nobody wants that, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Happened.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
I'm making it socks and sandals happen.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
What you what your game banging? You got a white
you got on tub?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
The slots of sand as well out.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
The only reason to move somewhere where it's cold, it's
because of snow.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
If you don't have snow, it's not.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Chris. If you got it.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
If it's gonna be cold, let's just get a little snow,
because because Chris needed.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Snow, he he a whole grizzly bear.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
In d cut in the morning.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
You gotta like trouble and dig it out.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Here's the deal. Here's the deal.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
My favorite Christmas song is Bois to Me and Letting Snow.
It makes no sense to listen to letting snow when
it doesn't snow.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That it ebody you're saying all day, that's actually that's
actually true.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
But let it snow. It's still is irrelevant.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
It's just a different kind of got snow, snowfall.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
You got love with how Coco and there's no snow?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Hey, and I agree with you on any like.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
There's no reason why little jih is saying set ski
if you ain't skating, right.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
That's not when I heard that word meant, by the way.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
That's what I'm saying. So if you can't, you can't.
You can't say can you stand the rain? If you
live in a dry.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Area, you can't see.
Speaker 6 (38:37):
If you can't see to the window, to the wall,
if you're.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Homeless, I'm with you, Chris. Come on, man, you can't
sing back that ass up if you amy no mask
fat Come on, man, you are one hundred percent right, Chris.
That's the best. That's Chris.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
That's the best thing you ever said. You can't the snow.
It ain't no damn snow. I agree with you, Chris.
Chris finally says son thought provoking.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
This morning.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
He brought it back.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
He brought it back.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
And are you a cold wether person? No?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
I get mad.
Speaker 7 (39:17):
I get mad if I have to put on like
regular shoes take the trash out. And I grew up
in Florida and I don't know how to live anywhere else.
So one time in college down here, the ice was
on the windshield and I didn't know what to do.
I had a CD case and I was like poking
at the ice. I didn't know, right, No, you don't
grow up, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
So I go inside to my imaginary husband. I was like,
what do I do? Do I pour like water on
and he's like, no.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
Don't know what I know brew So he's like, he's like, no,
don't do that because he's from West Virginia, so he
knows how to live in that life.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
I don't know how. He's like, go turn the car
on and then it'll just like be better.
Speaker 7 (39:55):
But you don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
You don't know how to drive in it. You don't
know how. You're gonna lose fingers because it's cold up. No,
I can't live in that life.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I can't bro you put that.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
It ain't that damn co.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
If you if you don't have the right handwear out
in the snow, you're gonna lose some nubbies, You're gonna
lose something.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah, but you don't just don't touch the snow. You
don't got to touch the snow.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
You can just you get stranded in your car and
you you're out in the snow and you have to
walk in the snow.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
You can lose your fingers.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
And yeah, you don't plan for disaster like that. There's infrastructure.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Die want back. Because Chris just took a shot at y'all.
Y'all don't even here.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
He said you can, He said you can put your
hands in your back pockets.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Y'all they got no pockets, so.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
We got nothing.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
We got. You got a plant.
Speaker 8 (40:49):
When I was when I was in college, I was
such a cheap scape because I was like I got
to conserved gas. I can't afford gas, so I just
ride around in my car at freezing cold, but like because.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
I can't turn the heat on otherwise.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Gus Broude, So, have you ever watched the show called
myth Busters? Yeah, you know, myth Busters proved that your
gas does to burn more if you have your AC
or heater on.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
What really it's like suffered for No.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
They did it. They did a study.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
They drove with the A C cranked up and and
the windows up.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Then they drove with no a C saying gas mileage.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Wow, all these years to getting hot in the car
and like because.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Amy as kids were taught stuff like that, Hey man,
you gotta do blah blah blah and then you grow.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Up like yo, that was that was never true.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
That was never true.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Never when I found out the inside light, you don't
get in trouble if you.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yo, it's not like you get a ticket.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah boom, just like they were so crazy about that light.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah for real. Yeah, never man, y'all, it's been too
great nights. Man.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I truly appreciate y'all for kicking it with us last
night and tonight. Happy Veterans Day to all the veterans
out there you listening.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
We appreciate your service and your sacrifice. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine, Space Coast what is space coast?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Space fourth?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
And and Coast Guard. I don't because they're not real.
They're not real. Bro. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, we fight like this Independence Day, like we fight aliens, man,
and what we gotta get up out of here?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Christopher? Where you at this weekend?
Speaker 6 (42:33):
My brother I got another DJ private gigs for It's
like a birthday party. So we end up having a
club out on there. I don't know the words, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
We do what like Kin Sierra, what you're doing.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Like a regular extended birthday party. They just want the
club atmosphere, so we cann be just clubbing it up.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
All right, we'll cool.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
If you want the club atmosphere, get into a fight
and bring guns and it'll be.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
It'll be if you throw the club.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Bring a little pistol with you, bro.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
What you got this weekend?
Speaker 8 (43:07):
I'm at my mama's house with no pockets.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I gotta check my wife clothes because I don't believe
this pocket thing. Huh yeah, but she they said that
most of y'all clothes don't have pockets with it.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
My wife said her stuff got pockets.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Y'all just cheat dressed with pockets. She said, y'all need
to step y'all game up. I'll get y'all stuff from foote.
Speaker 7 (43:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
I don't money.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, tell y'all married.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Denise Liqueur, where are you at this weekend?
Speaker 7 (43:46):
I will be at the Funny Bone opening for George Wallace. Also,
I also Bull and Bush Pub every first and third Saturday.
Sandwich is a really fun down in the district, so
Danielle Matthews host say this weekend, Uh go out there
after the funny.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I love Dan yell, that's my home right there. This weekend, man,
I will be at the crib.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
We end up not going to San Antonio due to
the whole issue with flights being canceled.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Hopefully this shut down.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Gets resolved and we can get back to some normalcy, man.
But maybe I maybe fingers crossed. I'll be opening for
a big name comic here in Orlando. I'll I've called
him fifty thousand times and I'm gonna keep calling him until.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
He tells me, no, I don't need you anymore. But
we got to get up out of here.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
We appreciate you got so much. We'll be back tomorrow night.
Jane should be back, Coaufin should be back, and Miguil
as well.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Once again.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Happy Veterans Day to all my veterans out there. That
is Amy and Ruth from the Pillar for podcast at
My Dog DJ Callix aka A Jax aka Chris Alexander.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Chris, do me a favor.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Tell your wife happy birthday and tell him what to do.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Take your ass to bed.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Good night,
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For more than 30 years The River Cafe in London, has been the home-from-home of artists, architects, designers, actors, collectors, writers, activists, and politicians. Michael Caine, Glenn Close, JJ Abrams, Steve McQueen, Victoria and David Beckham, and Lily Allen, are just some of the people who love to call The River Cafe home. On River Cafe Table 4, Rogers sits down with her customers—who have become friends—to talk about food memories. Table 4 explores how food impacts every aspect of our lives. “Foods is politics, food is cultural, food is how you express love, food is about your heritage, it defines who you and who you want to be,” says Rogers. Each week, Rogers invites her guest to reminisce about family suppers and first dates, what they cook, how they eat when performing, the restaurants they choose, and what food they seek when they need comfort. And to punctuate each episode of Table 4, guests such as Ralph Fiennes, Emily Blunt, and Alfonso Cuarón, read their favourite recipe from one of the best-selling River Cafe cookbooks. Table 4 itself, is situated near The River Cafe’s open kitchen, close to the bright pink wood-fired oven and next to the glossy yellow pass, where Ruthie oversees the restaurant. You are invited to take a seat at this intimate table and join the conversation. For more information, recipes, and ingredients, go to https://shoptherivercafe.co.uk/ Web: https://rivercafe.co.uk/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/therivercafelondon/ Facebook: https://en-gb.facebook.com/therivercafelondon/ For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iheartradio app, apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com
Dateline NBC
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