October 9, 2025 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's up everybody, and happy Thursday to you.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
That's right, you just tuned into Real Laughs on Real
Radio one or four point one. I'm your host to night,
mister James Young. Happy to be joined in virtual studio
with my comedy brethren. First off, the man who helps
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Speaker 1 (00:31):
For more information, go when you need us dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm talking about the one, the Only, Jeff the Batman
Kaufman interviewer.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Extraordinary Jeff, How you feel man?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I feel good?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Man.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I did something this weekend that I shouldn't have done.
It was a cosplay wedding. I got invited.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh you did tell us you're gonna go to that?
Did everybody?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Do you ever believe when people tell you that. I
even talked to him. I said, are you sure everyone's
dressing up?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna dress up. I got out of
the car dress as a joker.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
My girl the Russian was dressed as Hardy Quinn, and
everyone was dressed like they're going to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Damn, they got you. They got you.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
There were like four people dressed up as Jedis and
everyone else is in suit ties.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I was like, going, and I got green hair.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm all right, you went all out. You really had
green hair. Man.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I took one for the team, you know, the spray
hair and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, I did the eyebrows. So it was like I
was either the joker or or an oopa loopa. So yeah,
I was serious.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Man, Damn, he got you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I got lied to. I got lied to.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And did you bring a present for this dude too?
A wedding gift?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
And I already bought that. That's a scam too. They go, oh,
we registered for cash really yeah. It was like it
was like Disney coupons. We wet two hundred dollars and
gift certificates. I was like, I was like, man.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I don't know, with some fear toxin and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
With that grin on his face.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah that's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh that voice you hear is the gentleman who helped
start all this nine years ago. We talk about the
man the myth himself, partner and grame Miguel Cologne.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Don't you forget about the junior. He knows who his
daddy is. But get what's going on?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Man? Nothing, man, Jeff, I'm sorry you got bamboozled into
a cosplay wedding with four virgin Jedis. They didn't even
know it was a cosplay wedding. They were just already
wearing their Jedi oufice.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I've never seen the Jedi with glasses. Well actually, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
That's why Jedis are like us. Jedis have sworn off women.
You guys didn't swear them off. You're only getting them.
But it was not your decision. And May's window was
busting cheese, you know what it was like. They was like, hey,
you know, Jedis can't Jedis can't have no women. He's like, nah,
(02:44):
I read the charter. It said we can't fall in love.
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You got just.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Saying I want mine in purple. Yeah, allan, that's what
he said. He goes, what color you want and they
gave purple. Gel Explain it to him, what are black
people like?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Black people love their purples? Like like when Mace Winder's
lightsaber came out, all you smell was menthol and it
said it wasn't even a lightsaber. It was a lightless saber.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, oh my god, you made that lightsaber?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah yeah, got the road pack a spinner on it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I was like, what, only Jedi had a cigarette?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah. Hey, there wasn't no Latinos and Star Wars. We
didn't have the butterfly lightsaber. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The other guy joined us today. You know him to
love him.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
We know him as a godfather of Orlando comedy, but
he is known as Chef kent Te today.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
There you go, man, chef can'te in the house. Hey,
it's funny you say that. Dog. You know. The Internet
be listening.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
As I'm scrolling on Facebook, they show a picture apparently
Jordans made a rare pair or air Jordan Eleven's purple
rain for Prince all purple. Yeah yeah, that hot heels
on him. I really he had really purple person. But
(04:20):
these shoes gangster?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Really? Okay? They got mind? Do I do? Got the
purple pet shoes? We all do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I gotta.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
The Lakers purple though.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's funny. Oh the purple rains are nice, nice bro,
But it was for the Lakers. Bro, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Doesn't make him four na, that's sketches. They Snoop Dogg sketches.
You can't wait wait Ken.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Speaking of sneakers, sir, you've been traveling around with Russell
Peters and he is a sneaker head. He saw your
sneakers and said, na I can He actually sent you
a package so you could go get yourself some speek
some sneakers.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Did you pick some out? Yet? Now I had to
use that money to get a root canal?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's that is funny.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
I'm not making this up and everything. You know how
it is when you got you got a little bit
of extra money and your car, come on your something
happened in your house, your water pipes, bus kids talking
about hung.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Them, bro, I was about to go get them to
one of the.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Nah My toob is like nah nah yeah, nerves all
like this, like nah, no call that.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I call that the body's check engine, like yep, something
that come on your body's check engine? Like come on
you like, oh this this is two days now. Yeah,
nipples just hanging off me. I thought it would I
thought it would go back.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
The craziest thing is my car's check engine light comes
on and immediately I run the codes for it and
then I start googling stuff and figuring out do I
do this myself or do I gotta take it to
a shop. I start calling my mechanic up. I wake
up in the morning and my heart's beating wrong, and
I'm like, oh, I hope this works out.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yeah, I just I don't understand the lights in my
car now they look like like Chinese anime figures.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
That's true. What is this?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
This stuff pops up? It's like it looks like an engine,
but it also looks like e T I don't know
what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Hey, Jeff cars so advance. It looks like strikes in
the bowling alley.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Know what that means, but I think I got a
two sixteen average.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hey, but Jame's no, I did not, but shout out
to the coff man. He did get me a pair
of shoes that I don't know what the hell I'm
aware with them. So those are nice?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I mean ice isn't around.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Yeah, I know right, I'm getting If I wear these
things about those locals, Man, you're gonna end up with
waters wrapping the choke hol Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Man had to get my TV.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And we all need to Jeeves you said, you said,
you and Michelle trying to figure out what you want
to do for your anniversary, right, and y'all walking around
Chicago with some song burros on you get a free
trip to Mexico. Drop you right off.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You're like, what are you doing? We're from here. They're like,
get out. You got one of them. We got one
of the black ones.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Here, one of the black ones.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
The ice is gonna be like, oh you got a
black Mexican. Check that on the bingo card. I think
we got it. We won this week.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Let me check the card.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Black Mexican crying baby woman who says she's from here.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You got it? Yeah, yeah, bingo bingo.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
But you got voice the men playing Epcot, see you
might you might want to check that out.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh oh yeah, it is that time again. They come
every single year. That's right, we're.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Talking about Ken's shoes.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I was like, drove to Tampa to see Boys to Men.
I'm driving to Italy.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
That's work Italy, like the fire. But you just don't notice.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
For boys to men, I thought you went to who
was I? I thought you went to boys the man
in Tampa.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
We had we had Nate Son for boys too men
come out Ken Plus.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
It might have been a new addition who came out?
I've drove the Tampa for Penning. What'd you say, Miguel?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I said, we had Nate for boys too. Men's son
come out to our Ken Plus ten show?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh yeah, I was no bro.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I've been to Tampa for a few concerts, the Bad
Boy concert on Wu Tang and I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Jim, I think you saw a new audition out there.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I thought, because I saw a new audition in Orlando too,
So it might have been Tampa.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You've seen new audition like how many times? Three times?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
They ain't seen them once yet.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
My most the concert, the person I've seen more than
anybody would be Guy Rist, Soul, Frankie Beverly Feature Maids.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Amen, they hitting that note in like their fifties. He's
and how you hitting the note?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
We route friend telephone Manah, there's something wrong with my line.
Kids a telephone line.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
He got to explain it, to explain it to him.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Think about this from remember what was the kids?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
They had aisha? What were those dudes?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Another bad c ABC?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah is probably forty yeah forty four now Oh, God,
they got them lunch lady boobies just hanged. I should
have put tucked her boobies in their pants three or
four times.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's what they need to do. They need to bring
back where are They Now?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
And like all these oh like singer like dancers and.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They back the touring videos. They need to like where
are they now? Wait is wait is? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
He ain't like people are paying big money to see
these people all over. I want to Macy Gray is
Maci Grays at the hard Rock at the end of
this month. I'm interviewing her and she's doing her twenty
fifth anniversary of the song.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Great guy, Bro, you know that song?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Yeah, that's Hey.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Miguel, I'm with you, Bro, I'm down.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I'm down for a little vicious hey man, because Nikka
is better than freaks.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
To me, it's way better, way better. Yeah, agreed. What
was in that video there in the skating rink?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I wonder why Mike was it? Nick? What is the hook?
I wonder why my parents never told he was saying, Bro,
I'm like, yo, this episode of shot that.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Says wild Yeah, but yeah, Jeff, it's the nostalgia, man,
It's yeah, you're getting to go see.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Somebody piece of your childhood.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
The tickets aren't super expensive, you know, so you're getting
to go see somebody, all of them.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Some of them they do charge stupid money for. Like
you see air supply. I mean that was eighties and
they're playing at Doctor Phillips for like two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That is what they to do.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm all out of love.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I'm still lost with you.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, these from the.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Eighties, Miguel bro.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Bro Large, I've seen invo Boys to Men, Joe to See.
I saw Chicago perform because I used to feed all
these people at the American Gardens Theater. So I saw
all of these older acts before even the sixties.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So I'm trying to think of who I haven't seen
that I want. Oh, Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Bro You if.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
If I can see Stevie Wonder, he is my bucket list.
I love Stevie Wonder's voice, man, So if I can
see him, uh before any either one of us goes,
I would be happy. I would love to go see
Stevie Wonder before y'all got anybody y'all want to see
that you haven't seen yet, King, because you go to
a lot of concerts.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I don't seen everybody. Maybe everybody.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
It's gonna be like Stephanie Mills like something like you
know it sound like Steve. You know Stevie Stephanie Mills
to be dope. But I have seen everybody.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Man. We asked this question all the time. We're always
asking who would you want to see? I have a
question who did you see that you like? Damn? That
was worthless? But I know Jeff you said, Brian Carrey said, Ryan.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Carrey Collins with Genesis on that last tour.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh that yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
That was I'm scared to this dude be wild and
on social media, so I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But Tyree's man, Tyree, really.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
You just do monologue from the fast in the furious
he was.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
He was doing monologue, That's the thing. He's just talking.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
And did he didn't he just get arrested because his
dogs dogs killed someoney.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, I think he's friends.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Sometimes your friends got to smoke somebody. I want my
dogs to smoke somebody for me. And hold on, we're
talking about dogs at homies, We'll be talking about.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Hold on, no no dogs, roof proof.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I think we're talking about I want them to kill people.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Two sons a wow, settle down, Michael Vick Tyree saying,
but his dog, his dogs, he had four dogs.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
They jumped the fence and killed like this, like.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
This tiny dog and yeah, and he actually just had
to go in and get arrested for it.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Let me ask you a question, though, did he drive
those dogs to the pace and then pay them? Apparently
that's the only crime in America?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Didn't know.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I'm on, I'm sorry, I can't understand this.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
He did white girls celebrity stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
He posted.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
He goes, I need a month to go away and
find peace. And you say that to a Georgia sheriff,
you go on jail.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You know, I'm gonna say that's true.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I'm not a lawyer, but I'm sure you tell somebody
that in Georgia you're going to jail.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But on that note, y'all don't go anywhere.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
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I'm still your host, mister James John Jordan Virtual Studio
with Ken Miller, Jeff to Batman, Coffin and Miguel Cologne Junior.
Now here's the thing that I think we pride ourselves
about when it comes to being an Orlando comic. We've
had a lot of comedians leave the Orlando area and
they go off to do bigger and better things.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Man, We've seen it time and time. It gets and.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Preacher lost in a keen woods Man and now we
have a new one. Been brainerd absolutely David Jolly. But
now we got to give it up man. Cam Patterson
made his debut on Saturday Night Live. Come on, let's
give it up for that, and he did amazing. Man,
it was funny as hell. Man, so shout out.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
And he did say he was a Florida comedian, which
I like, he did a just comedian.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
He said Florida comedian. Now he could have said Orlando comedian,
but I'll stick with Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
He shouted us out, man, let him know, put us
on the map man Florida. Did you guys get to
see him on the show? Yeah, bro, yeah, yeah, yeah, hilarious.
I think everybody was watching. Shout out to Cam Man.
That was the funniest hell.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You know, part it is to get on.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah, for a new player, it's impossible to get on
correct correct man. And he was all over the internet,
not posted by us, but I mean just all over
for his own, which I thought was it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I don't think i've seen a guy, y'all correct me
if I'm wrong. I haven't seen a comedian go from
open micer to professional that quick and that star shine
that bright, that quickly.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, I think it has to be a record at
something point.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I mean Camp was about two years three years in
when he got out to Austin, you know, and uh,
I mean he just put the time in though. Like
that's a great like, I mean, that's what's cool about
this day and age. Man, the people pick who they want.
It's not it's not uh, it's not the Tonight Show
(17:29):
guys telling you who's gonna be famous. It's not that.
It's the Internet and that's the people. And there's there's
a downside to that. We know lots of people who
suck that are just blown up and you're like, man,
this is what people think comedy is. But it's cool
when you see somebody win. That's like good, good, Absolutely
that person needs to win.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Because we've said this before.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Late night used to be the vehicle to get your
career started as a comedian. You would go on a
late night show. It's not nothing. It has not been
that in over ten year. Now it doesn't it doesn't
move the need. You don't have the watches or the
views anymore.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
These guys go, oh, we have eight hundred thousand, and
you see the podcasters laugh when they hear those numbers.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I got four million, that's very you know, million eight.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Kenneth said this before once too. You got eight hundred
thousand people watching Kimmel or Fallon because they want to
see Kimmel or Fallon. You got a couple million people
watching Kill Tony because they want to see comedy. Correct,
you know, because they because they care, and now they're
going to follow who they like from that. You know,
cham in the Van with Paulie Shore. People are watching
(18:40):
that to see comedy, you know. So you know, you
watching Kimmel and Fallon or all these late night shows,
and they want to see Bad Boys four. They want
to hear about this. They want Kimmel's monologue and the
comedy's cool too, but to kill Tony the jam in
the band crowd. You know, these people are watching comedy
(19:00):
because they love comedy. You know, people who watch dry Bar,
they will love comedy. And so they're about to follow people.
Now they're gonna follow your career and invest in you
because that's their market. That's what they love.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Agreed.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Agreed, man, I can definitely see Cam being in a
comedy sometime.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Soon in the next two, two or three years, the character. Yeah,
he'll be on. He'll be on a movie.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
He's gonna figure it out.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
They got he's in a movie.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
He's in a movie already.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Learn how to do There's a lot to learn with acting.
It's not Hey, I'm a good stand up Now I'm
an actor. You gotta you know, you learn that process, man,
and he'll he'll get there if he young, just has
to get enough bits. It has to be out there
enough that he'll he'll learn. He'll be able to shift
over from comedy from doing stand up to acting.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It'll happen. People like him.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
They got to like you, and I think they want
to see him. He's a new young face out there, man.
So shout out to cam real quick. I was gonna
run some by y'all. Should I or should I not
do something? I was offered by my doctor to get on.
I'm going to murder the name Manjoro.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Monro like Ozimpic. Yeah not here.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Here's where I'm hop off with you, James. If you
you have type two diabetes, correct uh. If you have
type two diabetes and your A one c's are higher
than like eight or nine or something. So you got
low A one c's right now.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Not low, but I got I manage it. So it's
what do you yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Because because they yeah, I'll tell you this is what.
This is what explained to me. Uh, I got I'm
pre diabetic. I honestly, I have no clue. I have
no clue why I don't have diabetes. I came in
there like, yeah, which foot? I came in there like
which foot? And they were like, now your A one
cs are at like six point five sixty six. You're
pre diabetic. And I'm like, what about two years ago?
(20:56):
When I went back to the doctor, I was like,
just tell me hours weeks? What do we got here?
You know how long do I got? But they broke
it down to me. They wanted to put me on
Majarro and my doctor at the time, he's not really
big on lots of medications before lifestyle changes, and he said, look,
you're pre diabetic. Jar will definitely help you lose weight,
(21:17):
so will Ozebic or any trieseppetize. His belief was though
he's like, you don't need it. You don't need it
because it's main thing that it's supposed to do is
regulate your blood sugars. And so if your A one
ces are a little higher than like six seven six
point seven, that's when you're in the diabetic rage. So
if you're a one ce's right now, James, are like
eight or nine or something like that, then they're gonna
(21:38):
put you on majarro or any triesepetide and the goal
is to lower the eight one seas. If you're at
the low sixes or high sixes or something like that,
lifestyle is your best choice. And I'm not a doctor,
and people can present, but I'm just saying this, man,
like the doctor over here. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. The
big thing is, though, man, a lot of people take
(22:00):
these for weight loss and they don't have blood sugar issues.
And that is where I hear you run into the
most side effects because the job that it's supposed to
do is regulate your blood sugars. The weight loss is
a side effect of it effect because it's gonna make.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You, all right, James, it makes you not want to eat.
It's not simple, you know, it's not. It's it's when
they say it regulation trigger Davi.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Jem just Man's blamed me because he was tired of
me talking. Was like, all right, I'm tired of it. Hey,
let's tell you talk now.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Let me let me make sure that next time we
go to the doctor. Miguel running sidecar with me. Hold on, doctor, let.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Me I currently say, all right, all right, we're talking
Manute sorright for the Jude hop in James. I gotta.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
My doctor is the one who said I should try
it because I am a diabetic who I changed my lifestyle.
That's why she said I should try it. Because I'm
not high right now. But you go, it's a good
medication for diabetics, not just for the weight loss.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Its main thing is its main verbose is to regulate
blood sugars correct.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
So I might try it, man, I might just give
it man, you know, I mean the fact that the
fact is this, if you're sitting forty fifty pounds overweight,
you know one's going to kill you.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
It's either going to be the diabetes or it's going
to be the weight on your heart and everything else
like that joints, everything else. That's the way that plays out.
And a lot of people say, oh, well, you should
diet and exercise. It's a lot harder for people. Some
people just don't have the body types they they're naturally
going to get that way. And you know, I don't
have an issue with this. If people want to do it.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Neither do I and I have managed James, Jeff, thank you.
I have changed my lifestyle like I was a bigger guy,
and I'm trying to get down some more. So I
might give it a try, man, just.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
To see me. Two things go kill you be it's
going to be the diabetes, the weight.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
But he forgot about the third thing, James Shell the
cane Corsos.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Bro you better watch it.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
And what up?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Hey, you gotta tell them what you're talking about though,
because they don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
We didn't talk about it on air.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Hey man, So apparently Tyreese Dolls four K corsos killed.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Some little poodle. Bro So.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Jumped over the fence like came from a menace. That's
what you said about my mama the dogs. Says something
about them, Yet they.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Get out all the time. They huh, he just did
you know? I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
I mean, I understand that you want to feel like
you're a big dude, but you know, I'm if I'm
a dog person.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I want to be around my dogs.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
And if I'm not at this house and they have
a caretaker, and you got these four dogs just crapping
the yard board to death.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
They break out all the time, you know. And that's
what happened. They chase this dude.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
This dude couldn't get into his car because these things
were chasing it through the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I mean, and he didn't care.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
And I was getting Corsos the new pitbull? Is that
what they they are?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
People?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
They rich?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You're richie rich if you have this dog.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I don't know, James, but can you get ready to bleep? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:07):
All right, it's like big dogs, bro, that's allid is.
We like big dogs. We don't want little dogs. Every
black dude they got German Shepherds, can corsos, pit bulls.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Big dogs.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
We walk around with no little food food dog cause
somebody run up in our house.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Our dogs job is to protect us. Black people get
dogs to protect them.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
We don't get dogs just to have cute dogs.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
You run up in this house, you either getting this
gun or you get this corseto, or you get both
of them. Can don't take the dog across state lines?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah, don't take traffic, traffic, traffic, animals and stuff, and.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Make sure that dog. They had eight or four dog for.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Two hundred pound dogs, that's eight hundred pounds of eating force.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
But am I right, James?
Speaker 6 (25:59):
When I grew up, Yeah, people in the hood, Yeah
had big they got big dogs for protection.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It was the hood that have a little dog.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
You never You gotta got guns, and you gotta pit
bull I'm saying, and you're gonna get both of them.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's the thing. You gonna get shot and bitten the ass.
I remember, I'm so old.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I remember the eighties when people had Doberman's forever years
and they went then they went to Rot Wilder's German Shepherds,
but pit bulls.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
But now I guess it's this new dog man.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, it's a dog. It's not like, hey, I got
this dog from a littery.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
You gotta pay for it.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
I mean, I'd be surprised that, Miguel, you looked at
a part of the like two k piece minimum.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
They could be more. Yeah, yeah, you got dogs and
get it from the draft park.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
They got an island.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Of course, those they started don't got to go get
the DNA for.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
You know, waiting. You see the crown shaking as I said,
came in.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I never I this the first time I've ever heard
of that breathe.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I heard of the dog before. Man. But honestly, man,
I'm not. I'm not even a dog person. I'm not.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
If I tell my wife we were ever to get
a dog, I would probably get a lab because I
like labs, or i'd get a boxer lab.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Have you Have you ever been to the dog shows
when they come like a big one like they have
it they have like the big one in Orlando every
year a walk in.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, I mean they're they're really cool if you got
to go.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I mean because you see like fifty versions of the
same dog and they all the different breeds. And I
actually went to one where the guy said to me,
because you watched the dog while I show the other ones.
And I'm sitting there with these three big dogs going
part of the show.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Now there you go, jersey Yeah, and a fucking He
just asks us, hey, guys, you have a to a
dog shut to you?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Why not doors swirly you swirly?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Hey, I'm going to tell how gookie bro.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I will say this though, as a big guy. I
would look crazy with a little dog. Was ridiculous with
a dog.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
You know, people get those little dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Because everybody got them bro everywhere.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Dogs are smart, your wife, dogs are smart. Big dogs.
I love big dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I like big dogs.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
They figure stuff out. Big dogs are just like.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Do you want to see the face for big dogs
and little dogs live forever.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
These things are always say they go sixteen seventy sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Big dogs do not. I have noticed that they don't
live years.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Dog.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
I love that dog, but it's got six years, I said,
I got I got underwere older than six years.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I don't you got outlive my drawers.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
There you go, there you go, man. I won't be
buying a dog anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm good. I don't want no more pet y'all. I'm good,
y'all can keep well.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
You got rid of all the kids, so you're in
buying pets on top of.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, I'm not no, I'm not. I love you kids,
I love y'all. All right, all right, we got about
twenty five. Got to tell you this run in my
house if you want to.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
I don't own a dog, but my gun name Cane
cours Son.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You want to get horrible a bar catches dog.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Oh, I have a very aggressive ferret. He just he
ain't going back to the jump either.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Let me tell you something my brain, house and affair.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
And attack me.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh, I'm out. You got it?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Oh that is too if you got multiple ferrets. At
first you just look at it like what is that
a ferret? And then you look to your right and
then you look over this ferret's coming out of everywhere
like looking like verssa coach.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Hey on that special Faron note, we'll be rather on
real last, Real Radio one on four point one.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
You are still listening in the Real labs on Real
Radio one of four point one. I'm still your hope,
mister James John joined in virtual studio with Miguel Cologne.
Don't you forget about the junior. You know it's who
his dad is. Jeff the Batman Coffin and Jeff Kente
in the house.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Now, can you have something else for us? Brother?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Hit me with it real quick, hey man, RB's the
restaurant has to be stopped.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
They need to be stopped.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Every week Arby's got a new sandwich, they got a
new product. Arby's Black Ass Day Noon came out with
steak nuggets. Arby's gotta be stopped. Y'all. You are gonna
get order of steak nuggets from Arbies because they got
the meats.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Arby's need to be stopped. Bro. Bro.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
First off, it's just three of us that actually eating
Arby's in the whole country.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's three of us.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
They buffalo wild wings like two billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Bro, just got money. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I like Arby's, but don't get believe the sevens like
we got the meats.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
People are like they got beef.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
And wen't even say that we say because like it's
beef like nuggets.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Bro. I actually love Arby's, but I don't know the line.
I love all of.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
It, man.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
I think it's a location, like an area because in
the country or like they're in the South Carolina Georgia
Armies be bick Bro. They love that roast beef in
the Carolina's and in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Bro. But I love staying Arby's out.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
And who think you ever get the Arby's is the
hallopeno poppers.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
The beef and cheddars are sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I love Arby's, Man, nobody likes man Barbies get that
whack Arby sauce.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
It's like it's it's like barbecue. It's like ketchup.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Getting off that show.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I'm getting the car and get myself something nice.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I'm about to go to Arby's right now, son, rather
a tat tat.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Every time I passed through Rby's and look at that men,
you see them roast beef, I'm like, yo, I gotta
call her.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Let me get that standing up. I got to hear her.
I like my roast beef, like my women shaved.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
It looks like, yeah, that thing looked like the police
served a warrant in.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It, like I rated it.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
That thing. That thing reminds me of d m X
exit wound.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Road.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Man, he took that thing across State Lives. Baby, bro
track that roast beef.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
It looks like you hit something. Drinking the milkshake.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You out of your Hey, Jeff, what's she said? What
was your go what's your go to meal? James and
Jeff Arby's.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Okay, I could the beef and chat beef and cheddar
with a jamocha shake and the fries are okay.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
But I but they have a great apple pie. They
had a great apple pie too.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, you are underplaying how great those curly It depends
where the fry.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Man, it's a big deal to the seven elevens and
stuff like that that they're not loves.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
The loves gas station for the truckers.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Come on, yeah, yeah, I always get the classic roast
beefs di. You go, large drink and a large fry,
and it's always curly fries. No crinkle cut. I don't
do that curly fry. Crinkle couty to give you a
(34:00):
crinkle cut fries and some Dino nuggets.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Beat.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Yeah, hey, fries spoiled down.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
We're spoiled because now they're like good like Popeye's chicken sandwich.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
That's not that's not that Burger king stuff you grew
up with.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Crinkle cut science though. Crinckle cut fries were invented by
Nathan's hot Dogs. And the reason they were invented is
because the crinkle cut fry. Uh it fries quicker because
it has more surface area. So I watched that on
the Foods that Built America, So it happens.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Man said, that's my show, The Foods that Built America.
The potato chip one.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Oh yeah, hey, you ever noticed this? This is the
history channel. In the daytime, it's all about how hard
working people built things, and at night time it's like
psych it was aliens.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Hey, I'm pretty sure aliens invented Arby's roast beef.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Hell no, man, they wouldn't come all the way they
met the air friars because none of us know how
that works. They're opening a portal to a heat dimension.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
You look at what's going on right now. The aliens
are in the water. They're not in the air there.
The Navy and everyone else are talking about that. We
don't got to worry about them coming over us.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
They're your job.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Ice here and bust some black yards.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
They can't tell him, ain't got to worry about black
folks and aliens in the water because we ain't going.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I ain't, but we ain't going. We ain't going nowhere
over there. No alien really came down.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Black people are so inviting, Like alien really came down,
we'd be like, hey, now you want to play, Hey,
then come to the cookout?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Can you.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Inviting the people? They know if aliens come down, black
people are gonna be like, sure, he said he gonna
take us tomorrow. I don't know, ain't you, sir, Thank
you sir.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
We are fine.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeslock not to you, We are fine. What you need
to you need a warrant to take my son in
that tractor being show.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I know my rights.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
It's Latinos, just Latinos that are gonna kick it with alien. Yeah,
Latino's gonna be kicking with the alien. They're like just
talking about the ship. Yeah, twenty miles to the gallons
they get here.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Brot.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, a lot of sightings.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, funny. Hey, they're gonna come to the Bad Bundy
concert in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Yeah, stupid people are I can't stand it anymore. I'm
losing my mind because people people are going, people are
griping about it.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I'm like, this dude's from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
What do we we talked about it, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
People don't know that.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
This country. They don't know that.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Some people are.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
People don't know that.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
They're like, no, it's not okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Aliens are gonna come on TV and make the announcement
and they're gonna be like, we are glop Nods from
the planet glip Clop, and we are here to tell
you that glip Clop is the greatest planet on the
Earth next to Israel. Even we kissed the ring.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Now let's talk about how the alien called me the
N word.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I heard you. I heard what you call me?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Son? Hey you gloppa?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
What whoa?
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Whoa? Whoa?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Which one of you clippers over here? Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Hard r whoa.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
We'd invite you onto the spaceship, but you know it's
none smoking. We want you to come our glyptopians, but
you know, could you keep it down? You guys can
come from a water planet.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
It'll be wow portable radios or fans.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That's when you know, Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Man, y'all loud bro Hey, wait a minute, I just
thought of something, Miguel, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I just thought about this. This is the last show.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You said you're doing the show with mister Kaufman on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
But don't you guys throw a huge party on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Because our Halloween party is the twenty fourth Halloween is.
Our Halloween party is the weekend before Halloween twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I got you. I was like, how are you gonna
do it?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Halloween Day? We have a party too. We have one
party on Halloween Day. But I'm just gonna come afterwards
to that. But the weekend is twenty fourth, twenty fifth.
God it, man, I know y'all, y'all puts it down
out there. Man. If you will think Halloween, yeah, this
will be the twenty sixth annual.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
One day. I'm just gonna show up there, man, and
blow everybody's mind showing up anyway, showing up than just
showing up one day, just say hey, man, what's up? Y'all? Right,
what do you got him?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
He's gonna be in the car. I gotta go see it.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
James has got in here.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Told the whole ass lie.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Whole ass a lie bro I'm never gonna show up
like I'm not.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Just pray.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Michelle won't let you have lunch alone with her sister.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
That's true. That's true that you could be. You could
be putting together a surprise birthday party for Michelle and
she's like, what were you doing with my sister? You're like,
all right, man, I'll tell you the truth. We're putting
together a surprise birthday party for you. Yeah right, you
just got all these balloons so I wouldn't believe it.
And on the day of the birthday, she's like, wow,
(39:42):
everybody's there surprised you got this for her. She's like, Wow,
really gonna play this lie hard? Huh.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Hey, we're a plane fly to like Italy.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Wow, you're gonna get all these people together on the Wow.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Wow you just get you Just get me out of
the house so you can sneak back while I'm asleep
in Italy have sex with your women's. It's like the
time you got hours away by them, Madam black Nards. Oh, James,
they abducted you, took you to a planet, did autopsies
and butt stuff. Just tell me you a liar? Wow,
(40:22):
corso h you sure jeans of course?
Speaker 6 (40:27):
So this is the crazy thing. The aliens listen to
our show. They know not to take James.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
We don't need that smoke.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
No, like, they don't have to take James, bro. They
won't even take me across planet lines. They won't even
know to that traffic. Imagine imagine the time you get
in jail.
Speaker 6 (40:49):
If you take a take a chick out of this
out of the atmosphere, you know, something wooded to the
moon sign.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
So what's going on? We charged death bezos, he said,
like five of them up there. Yeah, because I'll tell
you why we're not charging death bezos. Oh, let let
Maybe it's because he's not black, did it please? I'm
tied of this. Bezos take nineteen bitches and down of
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space and he's fine. But but my guy takes two ladies.
And if possible trends were still not sure, we haven't.
We haven't figured that one out. Her hands were really big.
She could shoot threes like crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I've seen us set a pick bro I'm.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Gonna be honest. I had a conversation with that. I
had a conversation with her, and it made sense and
it was a good story. So I'm thinking she got
a Johnson. He told a really good story that was relevant.
I don't think that was a lady.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Oh it was full of truth and accountability.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Yeah, it was linear. It started somewhere and.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Come on now, I'm not judging.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
I'm just y. I said, what do you want to eat?
And she gave me an answer that's she got some wabbles.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
And she actually asked for eggs after that.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Anyway, all right, guys, we got about two minutes left.
This is the end of the show. If you got
an opportunity to tell everybody what I got going on
this week.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
We will start with mister Jeff Coffee. What you got
going on?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Man?
Speaker 5 (42:34):
I got Teddy Sears from Brilliant Minds and Fly She's
gonna be on my show Saturday.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
At the end of the month.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
I got the privilege of doing the Halloween show with
Miguel Cologne. You know, I don't know I'm gonna have
I'm just gonna say hello, and I'm gonna let Miguel go.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
And that's gonna be the way that way.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's gonna be a damn good show. Marcus Cresville was
on this show. Shout out to him, very funny ass comedian.
Mister Kiin Miller. What you got going on?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Thiseken?
Speaker 6 (43:00):
Brother, Man, I gotta work all week, my brother, and
then I'm heading up to Duval come wave ball marry man.
So I'm gonna be getting my wed now, you know,
I love a good wed. In the open bar, had
some good TUSI rolling.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Hey, are y'all staying over to Ken? Yeah? We're staying
in Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, you drive me very nice. Man. I be drinking.
I got to get I got to chill.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Bro, come with you, brother, that's the best drink When
you know you ain't got to go home, that.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Is the best. Good job, Miguel, you gotta come going
on this weekend.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Brother, Not this weekend, but the October seventeenth, I'm doing
the show at Secrets Hideaway. Kevin Dean's hosted it, and
Uh I'm gonna be headlining there. October nineteenth, I'm going
to be doing the Rogue Wave in New Samyrna and
October thirty first, I'm doing uh the Halloween Show in
New Simerna with Jeff Kaufman and Marcus.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Crestbo very very nice guys. If you want to check
me out. This Friday, I'll be back in Lakeland.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I'll be hosting at Winter Circle the Newlywed Game. Y'all
come out get some good food and some good entertainment
on Saturday Day, my friends.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
So I can make sure I say this the right way,
I am going to be at Lazy Max in the Villages.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
That's right, We're gonna be out there in the lobby
area performing people. If you want to get tickets for that,
just go to my social media.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
It'll be up and ready for you guys. As always.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Want to thank you guys, the listeners for always tuning in.
We will see you guys next week, but before we
go can tell them what to do.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Take your ass the bed. We out,
What's up everybody, and happy Thursday to you.
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm talking about the one, the Only, Jeff the Batman
Kaufman interviewer.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Extraordinary Jeff, How you feel man?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I feel good?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Man.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I did something this weekend that I shouldn't have done.
It was a cosplay wedding. I got invited.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh you did tell us you're gonna go to that?
Did everybody?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Do you ever believe when people tell you that. I
even talked to him. I said, are you sure everyone's
dressing up?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna dress up. I got out of
the car dress as a joker.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
My girl the Russian was dressed as Hardy Quinn, and
everyone was dressed like they're going to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Damn, they got you. They got you.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
There were like four people dressed up as Jedis and
everyone else is in suit ties.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I was like, going, and I got green hair.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm all right, you went all out. You really had
green hair. Man.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I took one for the team, you know, the spray
hair and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, I did the eyebrows. So it was like I
was either the joker or or an oopa loopa. So yeah,
I was serious.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Man, Damn, he got you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I got lied to. I got lied to.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
And did you bring a present for this dude too?
A wedding gift?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
And I already bought that. That's a scam too. They go, oh,
we registered for cash really yeah. It was like it
was like Disney coupons. We wet two hundred dollars and
gift certificates. I was like, I was like, man.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I don't know, with some fear toxin and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
With that grin on his face.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah that's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh that voice you hear is the gentleman who helped
start all this nine years ago. We talk about the
man the myth himself, partner and grame Miguel Cologne.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Don't you forget about the junior. He knows who his
daddy is. But get what's going on?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Man? Nothing, man, Jeff, I'm sorry you got bamboozled into
a cosplay wedding with four virgin Jedis. They didn't even
know it was a cosplay wedding. They were just already
wearing their Jedi oufice.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I've never seen the Jedi with glasses. Well actually, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
That's why Jedis are like us. Jedis have sworn off women.
You guys didn't swear them off. You're only getting them.
But it was not your decision. And May's window was
busting cheese, you know what it was like. They was like, hey,
you know, Jedis can't Jedis can't have no women. He's like, nah,
(02:44):
I read the charter. It said we can't fall in love.
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You got just.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Saying I want mine in purple. Yeah, allan, that's what
he said. He goes, what color you want and they
gave purple. Gel Explain it to him, what are black
people like?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Black people love their purples? Like like when Mace Winder's
lightsaber came out, all you smell was menthol and it
said it wasn't even a lightsaber. It was a lightless saber.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, oh my god, you made that lightsaber?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah yeah, got the road pack a spinner on it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I was like, what, only Jedi had a cigarette?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah. Hey, there wasn't no Latinos and Star Wars. We
didn't have the butterfly lightsaber. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The other guy joined us today. You know him to
love him.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
We know him as a godfather of Orlando comedy, but
he is known as Chef kent Te today.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
There you go, man, chef can'te in the house. Hey,
it's funny you say that. Dog. You know. The Internet
be listening.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
As I'm scrolling on Facebook, they show a picture apparently
Jordans made a rare pair or air Jordan Eleven's purple
rain for Prince all purple. Yeah yeah, that hot heels
on him. I really he had really purple person. But
(04:20):
these shoes gangster?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Really? Okay? They got mind? Do I do? Got the
purple pet shoes? We all do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I gotta.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
The Lakers purple though.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's funny. Oh the purple rains are nice, nice bro,
But it was for the Lakers. Bro, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Doesn't make him four na, that's sketches. They Snoop Dogg sketches.
You can't wait wait Ken.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Speaking of sneakers, sir, you've been traveling around with Russell
Peters and he is a sneaker head. He saw your
sneakers and said, na I can He actually sent you
a package so you could go get yourself some speek
some sneakers.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Did you pick some out? Yet? Now I had to
use that money to get a root canal?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's that is funny.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
I'm not making this up and everything. You know how
it is when you got you got a little bit
of extra money and your car, come on your something
happened in your house, your water pipes, bus kids talking
about hung.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Them, bro, I was about to go get them to
one of the.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Nah My toob is like nah nah yeah, nerves all
like this, like nah, no call that.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I call that the body's check engine, like yep, something
that come on your body's check engine? Like come on
you like, oh this this is two days now. Yeah,
nipples just hanging off me. I thought it would I
thought it would go back.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
The craziest thing is my car's check engine light comes
on and immediately I run the codes for it and
then I start googling stuff and figuring out do I
do this myself or do I gotta take it to
a shop. I start calling my mechanic up. I wake
up in the morning and my heart's beating wrong, and
I'm like, oh, I hope this works out.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yeah, I just I don't understand the lights in my
car now they look like like Chinese anime figures.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
That's true. What is this?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
This stuff pops up? It's like it looks like an engine,
but it also looks like e T I don't know
what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Hey, Jeff cars so advance. It looks like strikes in
the bowling alley.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Know what that means, but I think I got a
two sixteen average.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hey, but Jame's no, I did not, but shout out
to the coff man. He did get me a pair
of shoes that I don't know what the hell I'm
aware with them. So those are nice?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I mean ice isn't around.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Yeah, I know right, I'm getting If I wear these
things about those locals, Man, you're gonna end up with
waters wrapping the choke hol Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Man had to get my TV.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
And we all need to Jeeves you said, you said,
you and Michelle trying to figure out what you want
to do for your anniversary, right, and y'all walking around
Chicago with some song burros on you get a free
trip to Mexico. Drop you right off.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
You're like, what are you doing? We're from here. They're like,
get out. You got one of them. We got one
of the black ones.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Here, one of the black ones.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
The ice is gonna be like, oh you got a
black Mexican. Check that on the bingo card. I think
we got it. We won this week.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Let me check the card.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Black Mexican crying baby woman who says she's from here.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You got it? Yeah, yeah, bingo bingo.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
But you got voice the men playing Epcot, see you
might you might want to check that out.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh oh yeah, it is that time again. They come
every single year. That's right, we're.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Talking about Ken's shoes.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I was like, drove to Tampa to see Boys to Men.
I'm driving to Italy.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
That's work Italy, like the fire. But you just don't notice.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
For boys to men, I thought you went to who
was I? I thought you went to boys the man
in Tampa.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
We had we had Nate Son for boys too men
come out Ken Plus.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
It might have been a new addition who came out?
I've drove the Tampa for Penning. What'd you say, Miguel?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I said, we had Nate for boys too. Men's son
come out to our Ken Plus ten show?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh yeah, I was no bro.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I've been to Tampa for a few concerts, the Bad
Boy concert on Wu Tang and I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Jim, I think you saw a new audition out there.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
I thought, because I saw a new audition in Orlando too,
So it might have been Tampa.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You've seen new audition like how many times? Three times?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
They ain't seen them once yet.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
My most the concert, the person I've seen more than
anybody would be Guy Rist, Soul, Frankie Beverly Feature Maids.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Amen, they hitting that note in like their fifties. He's
and how you hitting the note?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
We route friend telephone Manah, there's something wrong with my line.
Kids a telephone line.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
He got to explain it, to explain it to him.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Think about this from remember what was the kids?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
They had aisha? What were those dudes?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Another bad c ABC?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah is probably forty yeah forty four now Oh, God,
they got them lunch lady boobies just hanged. I should
have put tucked her boobies in their pants three or
four times.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's what they need to do. They need to bring
back where are They Now?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
And like all these oh like singer like dancers and.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They back the touring videos. They need to like where
are they now? Wait is wait is? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
He ain't like people are paying big money to see
these people all over. I want to Macy Gray is
Maci Grays at the hard Rock at the end of
this month. I'm interviewing her and she's doing her twenty
fifth anniversary of the song.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Great guy, Bro, you know that song?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Yeah, that's Hey.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Miguel, I'm with you, Bro, I'm down.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
I'm down for a little vicious hey man, because Nikka
is better than freaks.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
To me, it's way better, way better. Yeah, agreed. What
was in that video there in the skating rink?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I wonder why Mike was it? Nick? What is the hook?
I wonder why my parents never told he was saying, Bro,
I'm like, yo, this episode of shot that.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Says wild Yeah, but yeah, Jeff, it's the nostalgia, man,
It's yeah, you're getting to go see.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Somebody piece of your childhood.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
The tickets aren't super expensive, you know, so you're getting
to go see somebody, all of them.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Some of them they do charge stupid money for. Like
you see air supply. I mean that was eighties and
they're playing at Doctor Phillips for like two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That is what they to do.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm all out of love.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I'm still lost with you.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, these from the.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Eighties, Miguel bro.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Bro Large, I've seen invo Boys to Men, Joe to See.
I saw Chicago perform because I used to feed all
these people at the American Gardens Theater. So I saw
all of these older acts before even the sixties.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So I'm trying to think of who I haven't seen
that I want. Oh, Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Bro You if.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
If I can see Stevie Wonder, he is my bucket list.
I love Stevie Wonder's voice, man, So if I can
see him, uh before any either one of us goes,
I would be happy. I would love to go see
Stevie Wonder before y'all got anybody y'all want to see
that you haven't seen yet, King, because you go to
a lot of concerts.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I don't seen everybody. Maybe everybody.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
It's gonna be like Stephanie Mills like something like you
know it sound like Steve. You know Stevie Stephanie Mills
to be dope. But I have seen everybody.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Man. We asked this question all the time. We're always
asking who would you want to see? I have a
question who did you see that you like? Damn? That
was worthless? But I know Jeff you said, Brian Carrey said, Ryan.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Carrey Collins with Genesis on that last tour.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh that yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
That was I'm scared to this dude be wild and
on social media, so I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But Tyree's man, Tyree, really.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
You just do monologue from the fast in the furious
he was.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
He was doing monologue, That's the thing. He's just talking.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
And did he didn't he just get arrested because his
dogs dogs killed someoney.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, I think he's friends.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Sometimes your friends got to smoke somebody. I want my
dogs to smoke somebody for me. And hold on, we're
talking about dogs at homies, We'll be talking about.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Hold on, no no dogs, roof proof.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I think we're talking about I want them to kill people.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Two sons a wow, settle down, Michael Vick Tyree saying,
but his dog, his dogs, he had four dogs.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
They jumped the fence and killed like this, like.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
This tiny dog and yeah, and he actually just had
to go in and get arrested for it.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Let me ask you a question, though, did he drive
those dogs to the pace and then pay them? Apparently
that's the only crime in America?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Didn't know.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I'm on, I'm sorry, I can't understand this.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
He did white girls celebrity stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
He posted.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
He goes, I need a month to go away and
find peace. And you say that to a Georgia sheriff,
you go on jail.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You know, I'm gonna say that's true.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I'm not a lawyer, but I'm sure you tell somebody
that in Georgia you're going to jail.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But on that note, y'all don't go anywhere.
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I'm still your host, mister James John Jordan Virtual Studio
with Ken Miller, Jeff to Batman, Coffin and Miguel Cologne Junior.
Now here's the thing that I think we pride ourselves
about when it comes to being an Orlando comic. We've
had a lot of comedians leave the Orlando area and
they go off to do bigger and better things.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Man, We've seen it time and time. It gets and.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Preacher lost in a keen woods Man and now we
have a new one. Been brainerd absolutely David Jolly. But
now we got to give it up man. Cam Patterson
made his debut on Saturday Night Live. Come on, let's
give it up for that, and he did amazing. Man,
it was funny as hell. Man, so shout out.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
And he did say he was a Florida comedian, which
I like, he did a just comedian.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
He said Florida comedian. Now he could have said Orlando comedian,
but I'll stick with Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
He shouted us out, man, let him know, put us
on the map man Florida. Did you guys get to
see him on the show? Yeah, bro, yeah, yeah, yeah, hilarious.
I think everybody was watching. Shout out to Cam Man.
That was the funniest hell.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You know, part it is to get on.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah, for a new player, it's impossible to get on
correct correct man. And he was all over the internet,
not posted by us, but I mean just all over
for his own, which I thought was it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I don't think i've seen a guy, y'all correct me
if I'm wrong. I haven't seen a comedian go from
open micer to professional that quick and that star shine
that bright, that quickly.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, I think it has to be a record at
something point.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I mean Camp was about two years three years in
when he got out to Austin, you know, and uh,
I mean he just put the time in though. Like
that's a great like, I mean, that's what's cool about
this day and age. Man, the people pick who they want.
It's not it's not uh, it's not the Tonight Show
(17:29):
guys telling you who's gonna be famous. It's not that.
It's the Internet and that's the people. And there's there's
a downside to that. We know lots of people who
suck that are just blown up and you're like, man,
this is what people think comedy is. But it's cool
when you see somebody win. That's like good, good, Absolutely
that person needs to win.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Because we've said this before.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Late night used to be the vehicle to get your
career started as a comedian. You would go on a
late night show. It's not nothing. It has not been
that in over ten year. Now it doesn't it doesn't
move the need. You don't have the watches or the
views anymore.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
These guys go, oh, we have eight hundred thousand, and
you see the podcasters laugh when they hear those numbers.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I got four million, that's very you know, million eight.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Kenneth said this before once too. You got eight hundred
thousand people watching Kimmel or Fallon because they want to
see Kimmel or Fallon. You got a couple million people
watching Kill Tony because they want to see comedy. Correct,
you know, because they because they care, and now they're
going to follow who they like from that. You know,
cham in the Van with Paulie Shore. People are watching
(18:40):
that to see comedy, you know. So you know, you
watching Kimmel and Fallon or all these late night shows,
and they want to see Bad Boys four. They want
to hear about this. They want Kimmel's monologue and the
comedy's cool too, but to kill Tony the jam in
the band crowd. You know, these people are watching comedy
(19:00):
because they love comedy. You know, people who watch dry Bar,
they will love comedy. And so they're about to follow people.
Now they're gonna follow your career and invest in you
because that's their market. That's what they love.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Agreed.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Agreed, man, I can definitely see Cam being in a
comedy sometime.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Soon in the next two, two or three years, the character. Yeah,
he'll be on. He'll be on a movie.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
He's gonna figure it out.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
They got he's in a movie.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
He's in a movie already.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Learn how to do There's a lot to learn with acting.
It's not Hey, I'm a good stand up Now I'm
an actor. You gotta you know, you learn that process, man,
and he'll he'll get there if he young, just has
to get enough bits. It has to be out there
enough that he'll he'll learn. He'll be able to shift
over from comedy from doing stand up to acting.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
It'll happen. People like him.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
They got to like you, and I think they want
to see him. He's a new young face out there, man.
So shout out to cam real quick. I was gonna
run some by y'all. Should I or should I not
do something? I was offered by my doctor to get on.
I'm going to murder the name Manjoro.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Monro like Ozimpic. Yeah not here.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Here's where I'm hop off with you, James. If you
you have type two diabetes, correct uh. If you have
type two diabetes and your A one c's are higher
than like eight or nine or something. So you got
low A one c's right now.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Not low, but I got I manage it. So it's
what do you yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Because because they yeah, I'll tell you this is what.
This is what explained to me. Uh, I got I'm
pre diabetic. I honestly, I have no clue. I have
no clue why I don't have diabetes. I came in
there like, yeah, which foot? I came in there like
which foot? And they were like, now your A one
cs are at like six point five sixty six. You're
pre diabetic. And I'm like, what about two years ago?
(20:56):
When I went back to the doctor, I was like,
just tell me hours weeks? What do we got here?
You know how long do I got? But they broke
it down to me. They wanted to put me on
Majarro and my doctor at the time, he's not really
big on lots of medications before lifestyle changes, and he said, look,
you're pre diabetic. Jar will definitely help you lose weight,
(21:17):
so will Ozebic or any trieseppetize. His belief was though
he's like, you don't need it. You don't need it
because it's main thing that it's supposed to do is
regulate your blood sugars. And so if your A one
ces are a little higher than like six seven six
point seven, that's when you're in the diabetic rage. So
if you're a one ce's right now, James, are like
eight or nine or something like that, then they're gonna
(21:38):
put you on majarro or any triesepetide and the goal
is to lower the eight one seas. If you're at
the low sixes or high sixes or something like that,
lifestyle is your best choice. And I'm not a doctor,
and people can present, but I'm just saying this, man,
like the doctor over here. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. The
big thing is, though, man, a lot of people take
(22:00):
these for weight loss and they don't have blood sugar issues.
And that is where I hear you run into the
most side effects because the job that it's supposed to
do is regulate your blood sugars. The weight loss is
a side effect of it effect because it's gonna make.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
You, all right, James, it makes you not want to eat.
It's not simple, you know, it's not. It's it's when
they say it regulation trigger Davi.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Jem just Man's blamed me because he was tired of
me talking. Was like, all right, I'm tired of it. Hey,
let's tell you talk now.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Let me let me make sure that next time we
go to the doctor. Miguel running sidecar with me. Hold on, doctor, let.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Me I currently say, all right, all right, we're talking
Manute sorright for the Jude hop in James. I gotta.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
My doctor is the one who said I should try
it because I am a diabetic who I changed my lifestyle.
That's why she said I should try it. Because I'm
not high right now. But you go, it's a good
medication for diabetics, not just for the weight loss.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Its main thing is its main verbose is to regulate
blood sugars correct.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
So I might try it, man, I might just give
it man, you know, I mean the fact that the
fact is this, if you're sitting forty fifty pounds overweight,
you know one's going to kill you.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
It's either going to be the diabetes or it's going
to be the weight on your heart and everything else
like that joints, everything else. That's the way that plays out.
And a lot of people say, oh, well, you should
diet and exercise. It's a lot harder for people. Some
people just don't have the body types they they're naturally
going to get that way. And you know, I don't
have an issue with this. If people want to do it.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Neither do I and I have managed James, Jeff, thank you.
I have changed my lifestyle like I was a bigger guy,
and I'm trying to get down some more. So I
might give it a try, man, just.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
To see me. Two things go kill you be it's
going to be the diabetes, the weight.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
But he forgot about the third thing, James Shell the
cane Corsos.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Bro you better watch it.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
And what up?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Hey, you gotta tell them what you're talking about though,
because they don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
We didn't talk about it on air.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Hey man, So apparently Tyreese Dolls four K corsos killed.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Some little poodle. Bro So.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Jumped over the fence like came from a menace. That's
what you said about my mama the dogs. Says something
about them, Yet they.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Get out all the time. They huh, he just did
you know? I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
I mean, I understand that you want to feel like
you're a big dude, but you know, I'm if I'm
a dog person.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I want to be around my dogs.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
And if I'm not at this house and they have
a caretaker, and you got these four dogs just crapping
the yard board to death.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
They break out all the time, you know. And that's
what happened. They chase this dude.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
This dude couldn't get into his car because these things
were chasing it through the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
I mean, and he didn't care.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
And I was getting Corsos the new pitbull? Is that
what they they are?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
People?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
They rich?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You're richie rich if you have this dog.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I don't know, James, but can you get ready to bleep? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:07):
All right, it's like big dogs, bro, that's allid is.
We like big dogs. We don't want little dogs. Every
black dude they got German Shepherds, can corsos, pit bulls.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Big dogs.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
We walk around with no little food food dog cause
somebody run up in our house.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Our dogs job is to protect us. Black people get
dogs to protect them.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
We don't get dogs just to have cute dogs.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
You run up in this house, you either getting this
gun or you get this corseto, or you get both
of them. Can don't take the dog across state lines?
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah, don't take traffic, traffic, traffic, animals and stuff, and.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Make sure that dog. They had eight or four dog for.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Two hundred pound dogs, that's eight hundred pounds of eating force.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
But am I right, James?
Speaker 6 (25:59):
When I grew up, Yeah, people in the hood, Yeah
had big they got big dogs for protection.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It was the hood that have a little dog.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
You never You gotta got guns, and you gotta pit
bull I'm saying, and you're gonna get both of them.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's the thing. You gonna get shot and bitten the ass.
I remember, I'm so old.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I remember the eighties when people had Doberman's forever years
and they went then they went to Rot Wilder's German Shepherds,
but pit bulls.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
But now I guess it's this new dog man.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, it's a dog. It's not like, hey, I got
this dog from a littery.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
You gotta pay for it.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
I mean, I'd be surprised that, Miguel, you looked at
a part of the like two k piece minimum.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
They could be more. Yeah, yeah, you got dogs and
get it from the draft park.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
They got an island.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Of course, those they started don't got to go get
the DNA for.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
You know, waiting. You see the crown shaking as I said,
came in.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I never I this the first time I've ever heard
of that breathe.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I heard of the dog before. Man. But honestly, man,
I'm not. I'm not even a dog person. I'm not.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
If I tell my wife we were ever to get
a dog, I would probably get a lab because I
like labs, or i'd get a boxer lab.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Have you Have you ever been to the dog shows
when they come like a big one like they have
it they have like the big one in Orlando every
year a walk in.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, I mean they're they're really cool if you got
to go.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I mean because you see like fifty versions of the
same dog and they all the different breeds. And I
actually went to one where the guy said to me,
because you watched the dog while I show the other ones.
And I'm sitting there with these three big dogs going
part of the show.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Now there you go, jersey Yeah, and a fucking He
just asks us, hey, guys, you have a to a
dog shut to you?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Why not doors swirly you swirly?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Hey, I'm going to tell how gookie bro.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I will say this though, as a big guy. I
would look crazy with a little dog. Was ridiculous with
a dog.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
You know, people get those little dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Because everybody got them bro everywhere.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Dogs are smart, your wife, dogs are smart. Big dogs.
I love big dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I like big dogs.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
They figure stuff out. Big dogs are just like.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Do you want to see the face for big dogs
and little dogs live forever.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
These things are always say they go sixteen seventy sixteen years.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Big dogs do not. I have noticed that they don't
live years.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Dog.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
I love that dog, but it's got six years, I said,
I got I got underwere older than six years.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I don't you got outlive my drawers.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
There you go, there you go, man. I won't be
buying a dog anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm good. I don't want no more pet y'all. I'm good,
y'all can keep well.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
You got rid of all the kids, so you're in
buying pets on top of.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, I'm not no, I'm not. I love you kids,
I love y'all. All right, all right, we got about
twenty five. Got to tell you this run in my
house if you want to.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
I don't own a dog, but my gun name Cane
cours Son.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
You want to get horrible a bar catches dog.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Oh, I have a very aggressive ferret. He just he
ain't going back to the jump either.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Let me tell you something my brain, house and affair.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
And attack me.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Oh, I'm out. You got it?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Oh that is too if you got multiple ferrets. At
first you just look at it like what is that
a ferret? And then you look to your right and
then you look over this ferret's coming out of everywhere
like looking like verssa coach.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Hey on that special Faron note, we'll be rather on
real last, Real Radio one on four point one.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
You are still listening in the Real labs on Real
Radio one of four point one. I'm still your hope,
mister James John joined in virtual studio with Miguel Cologne.
Don't you forget about the junior. You know it's who
his dad is. Jeff the Batman Coffin and Jeff Kente
in the house.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Now, can you have something else for us? Brother?
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Hit me with it real quick, hey man, RB's the
restaurant has to be stopped.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
They need to be stopped.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Every week Arby's got a new sandwich, they got a
new product. Arby's Black Ass Day Noon came out with
steak nuggets. Arby's gotta be stopped. Y'all. You are gonna
get order of steak nuggets from Arbies because they got
the meats.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Arby's need to be stopped. Bro. Bro.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
First off, it's just three of us that actually eating
Arby's in the whole country.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's three of us.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
They buffalo wild wings like two billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Bro, just got money. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I like Arby's, but don't get believe the sevens like
we got the meats.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
People are like they got beef.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
And wen't even say that we say because like it's
beef like nuggets.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Bro. I actually love Arby's, but I don't know the line.
I love all of.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
It, man.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
I think it's a location, like an area because in
the country or like they're in the South Carolina Georgia
Armies be bick Bro. They love that roast beef in
the Carolina's and in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Bro. But I love staying Arby's out.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
And who think you ever get the Arby's is the
hallopeno poppers.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
The beef and cheddars are sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I love Arby's, Man, nobody likes man Barbies get that
whack Arby sauce.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
It's like it's it's like barbecue. It's like ketchup.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Getting off that show.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I'm getting the car and get myself something nice.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I'm about to go to Arby's right now, son, rather
a tat tat.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Every time I passed through Rby's and look at that men,
you see them roast beef, I'm like, yo, I gotta
call her.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Let me get that standing up. I got to hear her.
I like my roast beef, like my women shaved.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
It looks like, yeah, that thing looked like the police
served a warrant in.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It, like I rated it.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
That thing. That thing reminds me of d m X
exit wound.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Road.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Man, he took that thing across State Lives. Baby, bro
track that roast beef.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
It looks like you hit something. Drinking the milkshake.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You out of your Hey, Jeff, what's she said? What
was your go what's your go to meal? James and
Jeff Arby's.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Okay, I could the beef and chat beef and cheddar
with a jamocha shake and the fries are okay.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
But I but they have a great apple pie. They
had a great apple pie too.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, you are underplaying how great those curly It depends
where the fry.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Man, it's a big deal to the seven elevens and
stuff like that that they're not loves.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
The loves gas station for the truckers.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Come on, yeah, yeah, I always get the classic roast
beefs di. You go, large drink and a large fry,
and it's always curly fries. No crinkle cut. I don't
do that curly fry. Crinkle couty to give you a
(34:00):
crinkle cut fries and some Dino nuggets.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Beat.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Yeah, hey, fries spoiled down.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
We're spoiled because now they're like good like Popeye's chicken sandwich.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
That's not that's not that Burger king stuff you grew
up with.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Crinkle cut science though. Crinckle cut fries were invented by
Nathan's hot Dogs. And the reason they were invented is
because the crinkle cut fry. Uh it fries quicker because
it has more surface area. So I watched that on
the Foods that Built America, So it happens.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Man said, that's my show, The Foods that Built America.
The potato chip one.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Oh yeah, hey, you ever noticed this? This is the
history channel. In the daytime, it's all about how hard
working people built things, and at night time it's like
psych it was aliens.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Hey, I'm pretty sure aliens invented Arby's roast beef.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Hell no, man, they wouldn't come all the way they
met the air friars because none of us know how
that works. They're opening a portal to a heat dimension.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
You look at what's going on right now. The aliens
are in the water. They're not in the air there.
The Navy and everyone else are talking about that. We
don't got to worry about them coming over us.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
They're your job.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Ice here and bust some black yards.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
They can't tell him, ain't got to worry about black
folks and aliens in the water because we ain't going.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I ain't, but we ain't going. We ain't going nowhere
over there. No alien really came down.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Black people are so inviting, Like alien really came down,
we'd be like, hey, now you want to play, Hey,
then come to the cookout?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Can you.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Inviting the people? They know if aliens come down, black
people are gonna be like, sure, he said he gonna
take us tomorrow. I don't know, ain't you, sir, Thank
you sir.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
We are fine.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeslock not to you, We are fine. What you need
to you need a warrant to take my son in
that tractor being show.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I know my rights.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
It's Latinos, just Latinos that are gonna kick it with alien. Yeah,
Latino's gonna be kicking with the alien. They're like just
talking about the ship. Yeah, twenty miles to the gallons
they get here.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Brot.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, a lot of sightings.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, funny. Hey, they're gonna come to the Bad Bundy
concert in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Yeah, stupid people are I can't stand it anymore. I'm
losing my mind because people people are going, people are
griping about it.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I'm like, this dude's from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
What do we we talked about it, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
People don't know that.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
This country. They don't know that.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Some people are.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
People don't know that.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
They're like, no, it's not okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Aliens are gonna come on TV and make the announcement
and they're gonna be like, we are glop Nods from
the planet glip Clop, and we are here to tell
you that glip Clop is the greatest planet on the
Earth next to Israel. Even we kissed the ring.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Now let's talk about how the alien called me the
N word.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I heard you. I heard what you call me?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Son? Hey you gloppa?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
What whoa?
Speaker 4 (37:34):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Whoa? Whoa?
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Which one of you clippers over here? Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Hard r whoa.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
We'd invite you onto the spaceship, but you know it's
none smoking. We want you to come our glyptopians, but
you know, could you keep it down? You guys can
come from a water planet.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
It'll be wow portable radios or fans.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
That's when you know, Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Man, y'all loud bro Hey, wait a minute, I just
thought of something, Miguel, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I just thought about this. This is the last show.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
You said you're doing the show with mister Kaufman on Halloween.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
But don't you guys throw a huge party on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Because our Halloween party is the twenty fourth Halloween is.
Our Halloween party is the weekend before Halloween twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I got you. I was like, how are you gonna
do it?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Halloween Day? We have a party too. We have one
party on Halloween Day. But I'm just gonna come afterwards
to that. But the weekend is twenty fourth, twenty fifth.
God it, man, I know y'all, y'all puts it down
out there. Man. If you will think Halloween, yeah, this
will be the twenty sixth annual.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
One day. I'm just gonna show up there, man, and
blow everybody's mind showing up anyway, showing up than just
showing up one day, just say hey, man, what's up? Y'all? Right,
what do you got him?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
He's gonna be in the car. I gotta go see it.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
James has got in here.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Told the whole ass lie.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Whole ass a lie bro I'm never gonna show up
like I'm not.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Just pray.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Michelle won't let you have lunch alone with her sister.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
That's true. That's true that you could be. You could
be putting together a surprise birthday party for Michelle and
she's like, what were you doing with my sister? You're like,
all right, man, I'll tell you the truth. We're putting
together a surprise birthday party for you. Yeah right, you
just got all these balloons so I wouldn't believe it.
And on the day of the birthday, she's like, wow,
(39:42):
everybody's there surprised you got this for her. She's like, Wow,
really gonna play this lie hard? Huh.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Hey, we're a plane fly to like Italy.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Wow, you're gonna get all these people together on the Wow.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Wow you just get you Just get me out of
the house so you can sneak back while I'm asleep
in Italy have sex with your women's. It's like the
time you got hours away by them, Madam black Nards. Oh, James,
they abducted you, took you to a planet, did autopsies
and butt stuff. Just tell me you a liar? Wow,
(40:22):
corso h you sure jeans of course?
Speaker 6 (40:27):
So this is the crazy thing. The aliens listen to
our show. They know not to take James.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
We don't need that smoke.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
No, like, they don't have to take James, bro. They
won't even take me across planet lines. They won't even
know to that traffic. Imagine imagine the time you get
in jail.
Speaker 6 (40:49):
If you take a take a chick out of this
out of the atmosphere, you know, something wooded to the
moon sign.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
So what's going on? We charged death bezos, he said,
like five of them up there. Yeah, because I'll tell
you why we're not charging death bezos. Oh, let let
Maybe it's because he's not black, did it please? I'm
tied of this. Bezos take nineteen bitches and down of
(41:20):
space and he's fine. But but my guy takes two ladies.
And if possible trends were still not sure, we haven't.
We haven't figured that one out. Her hands were really big.
She could shoot threes like crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I've seen us set a pick bro I'm.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Gonna be honest. I had a conversation with that. I
had a conversation with her, and it made sense and
it was a good story. So I'm thinking she got
a Johnson. He told a really good story that was relevant.
I don't think that was a lady.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Oh it was full of truth and accountability.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Yeah, it was linear. It started somewhere and.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Come on now, I'm not judging.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
I'm just y. I said, what do you want to eat?
And she gave me an answer that's she got some wabbles.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
And she actually asked for eggs after that.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Anyway, all right, guys, we got about two minutes left.
This is the end of the show. If you got
an opportunity to tell everybody what I got going on
this week.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
We will start with mister Jeff Coffee. What you got
going on?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Man?
Speaker 5 (42:34):
I got Teddy Sears from Brilliant Minds and Fly She's
gonna be on my show Saturday.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
At the end of the month.
Speaker 5 (42:42):
I got the privilege of doing the Halloween show with
Miguel Cologne. You know, I don't know I'm gonna have
I'm just gonna say hello, and I'm gonna let Miguel go.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
And that's gonna be the way that way.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's gonna be a damn good show. Marcus Cresville was
on this show. Shout out to him, very funny ass comedian.
Mister Kiin Miller. What you got going on?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Thiseken?
Speaker 6 (43:00):
Brother, Man, I gotta work all week, my brother, and
then I'm heading up to Duval come wave ball marry man.
So I'm gonna be getting my wed now, you know,
I love a good wed. In the open bar, had
some good TUSI rolling.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Hey, are y'all staying over to Ken? Yeah? We're staying
in Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, you drive me very nice. Man. I be drinking.
I got to get I got to chill.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Bro, come with you, brother, that's the best drink When
you know you ain't got to go home, that.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Is the best. Good job, Miguel, you gotta come going
on this weekend.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Brother, Not this weekend, but the October seventeenth, I'm doing
the show at Secrets Hideaway. Kevin Dean's hosted it, and
Uh I'm gonna be headlining there. October nineteenth, I'm going
to be doing the Rogue Wave in New Samyrna and
October thirty first, I'm doing uh the Halloween Show in
New Simerna with Jeff Kaufman and Marcus.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Crestbo very very nice guys. If you want to check
me out. This Friday, I'll be back in Lakeland.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I'll be hosting at Winter Circle the Newlywed Game. Y'all
come out get some good food and some good entertainment
on Saturday Day, my friends.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
So I can make sure I say this the right way,
I am going to be at Lazy Max in the Villages.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
That's right, We're gonna be out there in the lobby
area performing people. If you want to get tickets for that,
just go to my social media.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
It'll be up and ready for you guys. As always.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Want to thank you guys, the listeners for always tuning in.
We will see you guys next week, but before we
go can tell them what to do.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Take your ass the bed. We out,
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