October 2, 2025 • 44 mins
Wednesday 10-1-25 Show #1199: Tonight on the show Ken tells us about his 30 year high school reunion, 00's music, Miguel's boat misadventures, and James is exhausted after Halloween Horror Nights.
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I'm doing good man Gray walk in and enjoyed a
lot of things. I mean, well, you saw Paulo, Yeah, PAULI,
I saw Tiffany. I was loaded up for the eighties
damn it.
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We're gonna get back to the fact that you saw
Tiffany and Paul Shore in.
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One weekend in just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
But I got to give it over to my brother
who's at the Sauceage Castle right now, the man who
helped start all this celerity over nine years ago, Miguel Thelone.
Don't you forget about the junior because he knows it
was Daddy is Miguel?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What's going on? Bro?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
One time, back in the day, Tiffany performed at Mac
and Cheese Wednesday is at High Bar. They used to
bring in like an eighties nineties artist on Wednesday. And
then my home boy Ryan Music. Shout out to Ryan Music.
We were We went to the show and we were lit.
And after she performed I think You're alone now, we
started yelling out, perform one of your many other hits,
(01:47):
go deep into your catalog, your p side. Yeah you
are many other hits?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
How many time? And she performed that same song.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Like three times.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
She had like a like a a a dance version,
ye an a cappella version, and the one we knew
that you got a real quick too. Man, you you
using you using spectrum. Spectrum is the uh, it's the
spirit airlines of Internet, and I use both of them,
spirit and spectrum, but uh, spectrums like the kind of
internet where like when you have problems and you call
(02:24):
them to come over there, they don't even send a
tech over. They send a dude who knows a little
more than you.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Like it's one of your neighbors.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
He's like, oh, I got this problem too, baby.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That's no problem. Man.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
You got a you got some copp of wire.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And some cans. We don't get this rolling.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Literally on the phone with the spectrum tech one time
he was like, hey, try adjusting the V hold.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I said, huh what he said?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Put it on channel three?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
All right, hey man.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
The other boy she's hearing is the man that meant
the legend himself. We call him a godfather of Orlando,
but y'all know him as Ken Miller. But today this
man is class of ninety five. Salute to you. Ken
Kent went to his class reunion. If you will, what
year was the case.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
At thirty thirty, Broy thirty thirty. Yeah, man is man
out in these streets, crazy man. First of all, shout
out man to class of ninety five grams of high school.
We had a good time, bro, Like so much fun man,
so many memories.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Man.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Shout out to Sarah oh and Scott for putting it
together night. It was just cool to see each other man,
because you know, I've been to ten, twenty and thirty.
I've been to all of them, and it was some
people who had hadn't been to none of the reunions.
So it was just super cool to see people we
went to. The first night, we went to the football game.
Our team beat the team sixty six to six. Damn
(03:48):
yeah yeah. I team won the state championship last year.
The year before that, I think they were runner up.
And the quarterback for my high school is like the
number one player in the state. I think he's going
to Tennessee. And so after that we went to a
bar and you know, Kim Miller was being Kim Miller.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
By the way, Basil Hayden might be my new drink.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
No hangover, Okay, no hangover. I think I had like
ten of them. No hangover, Bro. And then so the
next day they did a little social at the school,
walked around the school, and then after that we met
up at this bar and just kicked it, drank talk,
took pictures, reminisced, and and then man, I hit them
hit that road.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The next day, Man, I got home.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Like one in the morning, who couldn't sleep because the
five hour energy and then I'm also dealing with a
little toothache. And I finally fell us hep like four o'clock,
woke up at six to go to work.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Man, look at dog.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
You almost almost almost took PTO tonight for the radio.
That's funny, Gotto tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Bro Hey, hey kid, My question is this.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Man, I've never been to any of my class reunions,
but the.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Ones that you go to, are they well attended? The
people show up? Man, No, it's not like it.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I I feel like back in the day they went
because there was no social media, so.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You're not you see everything every day.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Like people were.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Walking up to Sean like how my god, how are you?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And Sean like who is that that? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
And I was like, yeah that songs So we graduated together.
But they know her because of Facebook. Yeah, you know
girls like yeah, we've watched your whole journey from dating
to marriage and everything. While it's can Yeah, they told
me they subscribe to show me them feats.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, that's funny show. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
So I think we had two to fifty graduate maybe
three hundred, and we had like seventy people show up
for the reion.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's a lot, That's what I'm going to say. That's
a lot from what I heard. That ain't bad. Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I've never gone to any of mine, but I think
the next one they actually do have.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I just want to go see because I want to
be nosy. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I want
to see where all the high school heroes are.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I want to see the kid that was strange in
the corner wearing all black like that French coat back
in the day.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
I'll just see what everybody's up to. This is true, true,
true story, man. So of course you know me. I'm
I'm I'm I'm out there, chest out. I worked in
the White House. Yeah, I'm a successful comedian. I'm a
network engineer. I got the number one radio show in
a Popka. You know, like like I'm I'm I'm bragging
dose water you wanter seeing my my homeboy, Miguel Cologne
(06:27):
is the CEO of Sausage Castle. You know, my boy
Jame's got the number one late night talk show, and
and and all the comic books Jeff Kaufman did.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
They about to be turned into movies.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Like I got a crew, you know what I'm saying,
Like I'm stunning on the people, bro.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And then one dude.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Walked to me and said, I said, so what you do?
He says, yeah, man, I designed roller coasters. I did
that on Harry Potter. I just walked away. Dang, I
just walked away, you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Win. That's funny.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Funny thing was, you know, I went to a predominantly
white high school because in Greensboro, the south side of Greensboro,
we got bused to school, started to see the seventy
and most of my family went to Dudley, which was
the black schools. But that night, most of the schools
are having a homecoming, so you know, it was our
homecoming as well, so you know, the black keep we
(07:24):
stayed with each other. But it was one dude, one
white dude. He walked up to the table with all
the black people. He just stood there, didn't say nothing,
and I didn't recognize him. So he walked away, and
we al was kind of like, who is that is
that somebody's husband? Some of them, what's up, man, did
you graduate? Said yeah, I'm class of ninety five. We
were in political science together. I was like, I ain't
(07:49):
recognized it, due right, yeah, But.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
He didn't say nothing.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
He just stood there and just stared at us like
he wanted to get into the conversation. Yeah, where he
was like it was so he was like maybe they
don't know who and I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I didn't, you know what I mean. But but I
talked to him.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You realize you just let him hang it. That's when
he walked up and he wanted to be part of
the cool table.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Like all they had to do was say something. Can
I can I be real with y'all? Nobody get mad
at me. I'm gonna tell you something. I used to.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Recognize everybody when it was like eight ten years after graduation.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Thirty years. I'm not gonna recognize you, bro, if I
we don't talk, if we don't like like communicate, I
know what you look like, Miguel. True story. Bro.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
When I walked to the football game, everybody was like, yo,
can't here. I look exactly the same as I did
in high school. There wear glasses and I got a
gray beard.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah. I looked at it was. It was some people.
I'm like, yo, who is that? And they were like,
that's so and so membered dad.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
They was blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm like, yo, they need to drink some water.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That guy lead That guy leaded over the ken and
he said, I'm the real payday killer.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Because I was gonna say, some people don't age well
from high.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
School, Brom. I'm like, it's been a rough couple thirty bro, real,
some of them do.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It was.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It was a couple of them. I was like, hey, man,
you hey, you steal Hey? Yeah, you know you out here?
What I feel.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
My problem I always run into is I run into
some dude that we was. We was, we was wilding
out when we were younger. And it's been like twenty
five years and I see him and I'm like.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Oh, stunk, what up?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
And it's like, yeah, it's it's it's it's Detective Kevin.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Now remember we stole that car? Hold up, man, hey, hey,
where's where where's loose Lisa?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's my wife?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Okay, Hey hey hey, where's shifty at Hey?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
He just like Sheila?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Now, lots of change.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Stak you brother, cheese cheese is Chester and he's the governor.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Jesuss cheese on me right now.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I whoop his ass like it was ninety five.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's the funny part when the crazy people from back
in the day become like upstanding citizens. Later you're like,
what you you the pastor first baptist.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
But it says that he wakes up the emergency room
after a heart attack. This is wait, wait, you ain't
a heart doctor, heart Dogor's steak?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh man, Hey, remember that time we broke into that
hospital and took on the horse trackquilizer.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Oh man, this is a good doctor. I stay here
right now, all right, man.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I'll say this, man, And then I got a question
for y'all, will say this. What really got me was
what was crazy was I left home thirty years ago?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Mm, like, I really, I've really.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Been gone for my home for thirty years, dog, And
I think that was the best decision I could have
made for my correct. I've been gone for thirty years, man,
And that that was right there was crazy because I
knew I'm driving around Greensborough.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
My brother like, yeah, go so and so you remember.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Where that said, bro, I've been gone since nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
I don't remember nothing.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, Park was alive when I left.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Yeah, but but I know, James, you said you have it, Miguel, Jeff,
y'all been to a class reunion.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I haven't, man.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I was just like, I mean, I feel like.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
My generation was the peak Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, all of that.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
So I watched them all.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Now I follow some people just because the dumpster fire
is so good, like every now and then, they're getting
their life back together, and I'm like, no, not yet,
not yet, Like, yeah, come on, come on, we need
to finish this saga. Bo. I'll send them a message
every now and then be like, hey, go back to her.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
She does love you.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
They're like, they're like, nah, man, she follow a restraining order.
I was like, she took the time to write you another.
She didn't call you the defendant in the trials.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
She called you you man.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Man, do it?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Oh Man, that's funny, Jeff, you went to you reunion?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Man?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You ever do that?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I went into the Army when in my junior year
or high school. So I was seventeen years old when
I went in the army. Oh yeah, damn, you love early, man.
I got out. I got out a month before my
twentieth birthday. So that was really weird because I was
in basic training in my junior year Airborne school, you know,
at started my senior year. So no, I people asked
(12:36):
me to go, and I'm like, well, you know, I
really wasn't part of it because.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You left before you actually got to get to Daddy.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
So yeah, a lot of people always like you gotta come,
you gotta come. I said, I don't know, I feel
pretty weird. I mean, I've been to a law school graduate.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah. School, that's what Jeff, That's what my wife said.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
We were we went out to eat and it was
some people who walked in and they were a gift
for college and it was the fortieth college reunion. Said
she feels that people might go to the college reunion
more than they do their high school reunion.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Maybe now, yeah, yeah, because yeah, there's like a lot
of I would say, maybe that is the big thing.
I'd tell you what was it was about. It was
about fifteen years after high school. There was this thing
called the Oyster Festival in Charleston. I graduated high school Charleston.
It was the last place we were stationed and I
was at the Oyster Festival and.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I had a homegirl who had had a hook up
over there.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
We were eating like kings, we having a blast, and
I stepped away to the little wooded area with my
cousin DJ and my homeboy Digs to twist the bloot up,
and I still remember people were walking past us and
we were running into people from high school and.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
They were like damn.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
They were like, Yo, this brings me back, just the
three of y'all in the woods smoking of blunt.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm a comic, I got I'm on
the radio stuff.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
They're like, wow, everybody's like, what you up to get
DJ He's like, yeah, I'm a restaurant manager.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Davis is like I'm electrician blah blah, And they were
like man, they were And then there was like fifty
percent of people just like, oh that's cool, and every
now and then you'd seen that dude like god, damn,
I drowned my kids in a lake to be here
with y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Right now, on that note, don't go anywhere, y'all. We
gotta take a short little break.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
We'll be right back on Real Last Real Radio one
A four point one. Welcome back, everybody, We are back.
(14:47):
You still listen in the Real Last on Real Radio
one A four point one. Now, we were just talking
about the fact that Ken Miller he went back to
his thirty year high school reunion, had a great time.
But Ken, here's what I want to know, Man, if
you went there, is there one dude that you saw
and you was like, dude, you ain't dead like some dude,
some dude.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You thought was gonna be not not my high school.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I went, like I said, I went to a I
went to probably one of the top five high schools
in North Carolina. Grimsley sat wise, grade wise, sports wise,
it's just want to touch. So I didn't have that
issue in high school. Now, my neighborhood got it. My neighborhood.
When I see somebody, be like, dog, you still here, bro, Yes,
(15:32):
my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
But school now, school was more like like it was.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
I would say this, if I saw somebody in that
graduate with me that wasn't successful, I would be more
shocked because that's your school, read's success. So I'd be
more shocked if I met somebody and I'm like, yo, you're.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Doing that bad. Grimsey don't play that, got it? Take God,
take that that age of Smith High School. We don't
do that here.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So y'all, y'all were to target and that school was
a Walmart Ya yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Gramsey.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Now Gramsey's like a grade wise sat wise. They were
always when I was in school, always top five, top ten,
got it?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So now now, But in.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
My neighborhood, because I did go to my old neighborhood,
I swam buy my old neighborhood to take pictures on
the basketball court and shine. So you know, my wife
take pictures. She'd be like, okay, one more. I said, no, no, dog,
not here, not here? Yeah, one picture.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
We got to go.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You can see him already looking like who that She's okay,
right here.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Let's let's try this like no one. I don't care
if it's blurry. We got to get up out of here.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Doing everything they can help.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Hey, hey, hey, fellas the one sitting on the milk
creek reading the newspaper watching all these little young boys
run around.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Can you come here and take a picture?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Did you come here and take a Oh look baby,
there's some police on the roof taking pictures too.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Hey, y'all, no, not you the woman to face at two.
But yeah, this what made me mad though.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
So Hampton homes, all the housing projects in Greensboro, they
pretty much revamped them and they look like homes now.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
So of course I'm taking.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Shine and she's like, this doesn't look that bad. Yeah,
because this is not the same building I grew up in.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
Gentrification.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
This is what it's like.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
It's like it's like going to Brooklyn nowadays. And they're like,
so this is the tough neighborhood. There's seven artists in
mayonnaise shops on the yeah, and you're like, yeah, man,
the fire department didn't come here in the nineties.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, you couldn't get I would tell my wife, but
I said, you couldn't get Domino's and pizza to deliver
it to your neighborhood. There was like local places like
who knows pizza. So but I did take her to
all the projects that I lived in. I took around
all my old neighborhoods and then we did shout out.
We did get to go to Bob McAdoo. Y'all y'all
know he had a court dedicated to him in Greensboro.
(17:48):
So we went there, got to see that, and yeah,
but I took Sean around my whole neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, that's my question, did you I took it to
the place that used to be parking.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
It's a pizza place now, but mister Parker that owned
it owns the barbershop up the street, and every now
and then him and his brothers will fry chicken in
front of the barbershop with the Parker's brother signed. So
the last time we went home, I did swing her
by there and took a picture with the Parker brother signed.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Okay, yeah all over. How old is that dude by now?
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Oh, mister Parker got to be in his eighties and
and he and he got the the Shakes, the Michael,
the Michael J. Fox here. Yeah, he got the back
to the future. He still be cutting hair. So you
think you're getting a fade, but you're getting the zigxact.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Park Scott Marty.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
That's funny. That dude got a flux capacitor.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
He phases through things like the.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Flashy he phases and the clippers is in your head?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Hey man, mister Parker gave me a hair that he
phased to my head. I don't remember third grade all
of it. You couldn't move none of the trauma.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
But I swear to God, I'd be looking at cousins like, yeah,
you that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah that's funny. Man. Well, I'm glad you had a
great job. Man.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Shout out to everybody at Ken Miller's class of ninety
five high school reunion.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Man.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
And the other thing I wanted to bring up was, man,
you know, I go home, I got to see family,
and you know, y'all.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Know what my favorite decade is a music of all
the nineties. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
My one of my my cousin's daughter do a two
thousands party and I don't know if you saw the
piece I addressed up it with Nelly to say I was.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Dog, I gotta say this.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Two thousand, the twenty and ten, we forget about it.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It was beggars gay man. Hey, Yeah, yeah, it was
a good ass music decade. Bro. Yeah, bro cash money
nine nine to the two thousands.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Bro, Well you talking about like I think, like like
on Mario Lo pretty Ricky, I was just talking pretty
I think what.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Us one was Professional's Confession?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
What's albums? Boosy Little White down fifty that was fifty days, jeez.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Blueprint, the Blueprint, Kingdom, Come America, Gangster correct.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I had to tell my cousin, I say, man, cause we.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
I was like a two thousands party because we were
trying to figure out what to wear. And I said, well,
I'm a Menchell and Nessa because I got a bunch
of new jerseys and Sean did the Destiny's Child with
the low Rider jeans and the low rid and all
my cousins had on the Lure sweatsuits.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That sweat dude, that was dip set.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
That was you know, that was fired. That was everybody's album.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Then Units the g on the albums, Sneaker and the crew,
Chris and Neith.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Young Guns.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Ye, bro, that that was a pretty good decade of music.
To man, I got to put that up there. When
I went to that part, I was said, Yo, y'all
all in here jamming, and I ain't realize how great
a decade of two thousand and two thousand and ten
was music.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
All the cash money, bro, all the cash money, man back.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
That was a good decade.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
But yeah, that's what I wanted to bring up, man, like,
you know, the nineties my joint.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But that that's a good run, right, Audible mentioned goes
to two thousands. That's all two thousand and two thousand ten.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Good decade of music, though, Wipe me down, Wipe me down.
Man the kid they played the Leo rock the Boat.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh work my middle that is. But that's fact that
hip hop was married to kung Fu for some reason.
Remember that. Oh yeah, a bunch of damn movies with
hip hop and kung Fu for no reason.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
No, yeah, the Jet ly Jet Romeo must die correct, Yeah,
Romeo must.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Die yeah man? And who was it?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
It was Steven the Grave Yeah yeah, Steven Sig Yeah yeah.
So a bunch of them, man, But yeah, we had
we had a good good time.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
So I was like, yeah, I do a two thousand party.
Not bad. That's good, pretty good music, not bad. I
gotta tell y'all something, man.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I wanted to bring something up to you because I
had a pretty damn good weekend myself.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I took my wife on a little staycation here in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
We went to Universal Studios.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
We stayed at that new hotel on Epic property, man,
Steleon Nova is what they call it. Had a good time, bro.
But here's the thing. Friday night we went to Horror Nights.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
We got on all ten of the haunted houses. When
I tell you, after I went back to that hotel,
I could not walk now one more step. My legs,
As to quote Gina.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
G my legs ran out of minute like it was
an old phone from the nineties.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
It's br I'm like, how old have I gotten? All
I did was walk to a house and walk around
all night. That's all I did, was walking around. But Bro,
it felt like I ran. Man.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
That's hard.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's stressful too, because even though you got the express
pastor gonna all am I getting in and then you
got to get yourself in the right frame of mind,
and then you.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Get out, you're like, oh okay, not more.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And I thought about it.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It was eight hours of just straight walking because unlike
when you go to a normal theme park, you sit
down on a ride, you sit nah you that's all
you do is walk the entire time through a hundred houses. Bro,
eight hours of walking will whoop yo ass.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Is what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yes, that night, bro, who I'm telling you man, I'm
glad I wore some regular running nikes and I ain't
trying to wear no air force ones and look all
cute none of that, Bro, I would have to leave
a foot behind for real.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
I'm telling me, I'm with you, don and people who
work out all the time for them, there's nothing for them.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But we don't work out all the time, not like that, Bro,
and I try to work that. Bro, damn hours of
straight walking and up hills and cobblestone and silliness and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I love it. I had a great time. But here's
the thing. Man.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That next day we were gonna go to Universal, but
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I said, Baby, there's no way. We rested at the
pool for that Saturday.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Then Sunday I took our happy asses to Epic and
get another eight hours of walking around.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
When I told you and they should call that Epic
stairs brow how many stairs are in that park?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Every ride can at Epic has stairs, multiple staircases every
ride one.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
It's like another ten stairs another everywhere you go, I
gotta go up a stairs.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Air, go down the stairs and not a few.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Hey, Bro, it's nothing but stairs, Bro, Like you climb like.
At some point I was like, I can high five Jesus.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So many damn stairs I undertook. It's wild.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
I'm gonna take my own chair there. Next time, I'm
gonna get with those hover crops.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
They make one of those little chairs. It's like this
and it just folds out to.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
A quick chair. I'm gonna bring one next time, because, Bro,
my feet was done after that.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
My feet, my feet heard almost hey hey, while you
was doing all that walking. Hey, man, I gotta get
up a my fear. I can't drive far no mo, Bro,
I gotta get on these planes. Man, my back was
hurting so bad. Bro, I been driving. I've been driving.
I drove twenty plus hours. Bro, if you count to
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drive up and back and just driving around Greensboro. I
drove twenty for almost twenty four hours in three days.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I gotta get my ass on the plane.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I start to cramp up now my my leg will
actually start the cramp if I'm in the car that long.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I can't do it no more but me.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
But did you stop at bow Jangles? That's the only question.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, bro, Jacob my first stop. Hell yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Is it real like ourbro Jangles?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
It's real Bojangles, not like the one we haven't said here, right.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Yeah, not the one that just got chicken tender, all
got you Jenkins in North Carolina, got the got the
goods man, but.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Jan got cherry one. Question got cherry one.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I got you one. I brought you one back. I
always bring sherwine back. Man.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
But James, I'm gonna ask you a question. But I
don't have to because I think I saw the picture.
Because Michelle will help you drive. Yes, Michelle's control freak.
Michelle won't let me drive.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
She will drive. See and I'm the opposite because I
won't let Sean drive. But Seanna do this?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Oh you you want me to? You want me to,
you want me to know? Okay, I look over, I said.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
She just asked.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Because I'm like, I'm a control freak. Bro, you want
to drive? First of all, I get motion sickness when
I'm in the in the passenger seat. That happens to
some people who are you sickness? So yeah, so I
like to drive. And plus two, I always be back.
I ain't you not about to be driving me?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
There?
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Somebody, some dude pull up and see me in the
passage seat, think I'm TLC scrub.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, I be like, hey man, I don't care people
make fun of me.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I'm like, bro, she want to drive, have at it. Man,
that's dope.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Now, like I drive and then or should drive like
forty five minutes and be like my back, my back hurt. Man,
Just pull over, I have sean pull over on the highway.
Just stop right here.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
I've been in the car with James at night. I'm
a drive.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
He kind of fades on it. He gotta goes. He
keels back. I'm like, hey, hey, I got a reason
to live.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Hey, come on laying rest.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I've traveled this I've traveled this country with James. James,
James solid man, me and him will do eight hours
straight apiece. He man if it's a sixteen hour drive,
but man for seven hours and thirty six minutes.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Like yeah, baby, I could talk like god, damn it.
No baby, what's up.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
I'll call you another thirty minutes.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
But we're talking to her about my marker sixty five,
Like bro.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Man not lying to you. My baby like to call
me and we on the road just to make hey
hey baby.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
He's like, hey baby, I'm like, yo, I'm.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Driving, yea, I just what I want to listen to, y'all.
I'll turn the radio down. No, Miguel's fine.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
It's like he's fine.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
In the middle of the night, we just said milkshakes.
He's awake.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You know, we do eat like horror human beings on
the road like crazy, bro. He man.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
When I got home today, when I got home and work,
because I need a half day at work, I said, Man,
I got I needed a salad.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, I can't eat nothing else.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I did a salad, bro car So I water all day, McGee,
water all day. I did fruits and vegetables all day,
and then like but then I had a Chipotle veggie boat.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's funny, like I said, because all I ate was
fried food all weekend. Yeah, I did. You don't eat
healthy on the road.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's it's damn near impossible, man, I talked, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Our bodies don't process food.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Like it used to.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Now when I wear the road, they're all countdowns.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
It's like, all right, I got got twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I got twenty five minutes before this.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Food finds its way out.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
When I would tour with Bucy in them and we
would do sixty five days on the road, I mean,
it wasn't sixty five days staying in hotels. Sixty five
days on the road, I slept in the van. We
said they had RVs and buses. I was so swollen
because of sodium. And I mean that not just because
I'm fat, but I mean like you. I would see
my hands. I would see my hands. My pe was
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smelling like kick better. Oh you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
That's what I know.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I've been eating bad. My pa and I start.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Bro I start peeing. Smells like kettle corn in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I'm like, oh that No, don't go anywhere. We'll be
right back people, Real Last.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Four point one.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
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Speaker 2 (30:05):
I'm your host, mister James John.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
We got mister Ken Miller in the house, class of
ninety five, Jeff the Batman Coffin, and Miguel Colone. Don't
you forget about the junior because he knows it was
Daddy is guys.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I want to ask you something real quick. Man. You
know how I used to have a fear of roller
coasters and I overcame that fear. Now I love roller coasters.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Can I tell y'all Another fear of mine used to
be boats, Like I did.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Not like getting on the water. And now I'm a
boating dude.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Y'all, this is what I do. You used to not
go into the water at the beach and stuff. Really
you don't correctly.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I never wore going to the water, didn't like it.
Now I'm starting to venture out into the sea. Man,
Now don't I.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Don't go out there anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Ever since they showed off Chark Week with the Great Whites,
I don't go out anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Man.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Hey, man, I tell them sharks you want to smoke,
come get it, damn okay. And then and then a
piece of seaweed touched me, and I'm like, I didn't mean.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
See see what the problem is? Though?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
My brother as me Ken Miller a k A ken X.
I don't go in the water with the great white shark.
With the great black shark.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
There you go, there you go, keep it out one
more time.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
For the thing about the great black shark is great
white sharks usually feed around dusk, but great black sharks
they run a little later.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
You know what I'm saying, Bankers, the black shark be like,
I can't swim, now.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Let me help the stew.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Chomping, be chomping.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
The wreath.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Shark tonight. Who all right?
Speaker 8 (31:54):
You can always tell the black shark because the fin
runs a little lower, and.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Usually a black shark's next to a real fat, great
white shark.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Dollar general.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, the black female shark got that booty yo.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, seven baby sharks. Damn.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
His name.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
To Aquarius is hilarious, by the way. Dog.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Yeah, I do boats, man, I ain't got nothing again, Like,
I don't go looking for him.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
But if somebody will ask me to guard on the boat,
I rolled.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
I just don't like it because the same as driving,
I like to be the control. So I don't want
to be out there with your ass all day.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
I don't want to be stuck out on a boat.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
People go out, they don't go out for an hour,
they like for seven hours.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah. True.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I lost my amusement after the second one. I'm like,
all right, but I got a friend. Okay, I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We don't do deep sea. He has a speedboat. I
guess you would call it that.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
And he lives on a lake and his lake goes
right to a tiki bar. So we take the boat out.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
We go about twenty minutes, go to the tiki bar,
has some drinks, eat food, just just hang out whatnot.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
With another comic talking. Then we just come right back.
So we're not out there for seven hours. I'm out
there for like two hours. Have you done? Key West?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Have you? Did you do the boat with them? No? No,
I had not. I was like nah, because yeah, we're
gonna be.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
On the boat. So they go on the boat. They
out there all day, then they go do comedy. I'm like, bro,
I'm you ex I'm exact. I gotta do an hour correct, No, dude,
cause we got two shows shows.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
No, No, I'm not about to be on the boat
with you for six hours?
Speaker 8 (33:38):
What doing?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Just drinking and sitting there like yes, nah, I will
say this.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
My white brothers, y'all love to just go drink. Bro.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Nah, man, I'm pretty now, I'm good at that. I
don't want no PDRs, I don't want no Miller Highlight now,
none of that.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I'm good it's gonna cobia.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
A shirt company makes all their money.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Correct, the ultimate white Man shirt, those Columbia things that
everyone seen.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
They put, you know, the dope. Now I don't know.
I'm good. I'm gonna dare you. Boat boating, Yeah, boat.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
The Waterguel likes the water man. He goes to the
spring and they have a good time.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Water creature bro my buddy Matt.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
He's got a good forty foot yacht and it's got
this crazy Jeff you Jeff, Jeff knows yachts. Here.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
He'll pretend he does it because he wants to be
nice and humble to us.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
But Jeff's probably get Jeff probably gets yacht dealerships calling
him up all the time. He's like, I don't if
I get a yacht'm gonna make the real laugh boys
feel bad. No, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
But the controls, Yeah, on his.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Watch, he got like the Apple watch, and he controlled
the boat speed and everything like that.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
And then there's like a little knob so you don't
have to use the steering wheel.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
So we went out and we were on his boat
and everybody was getting lit and I don't I drink,
but I don't have to drink, especially when I know
him be driving everybody.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
So I was like, nah, party, I'll have a good time.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
So you know, I smoked some of the Devil's lettuce
what have you, and we were having a good time.
But we were out on the boat for a long time.
We were out in Tampa. We went out into the
ocean everything like that. He lives on the river over there.
And then everybody was lit and nobody could drive the
boat back.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
And he's like, you got this, and I don't. I
got like a five minute crash course.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
And then he went down in the bottom deck with
this girl and we're hanging out because he's got like
a whole house on the bottom. It's like a yeah,
you know, everybody's partying. I don't know how to slow
this boat down. We're driving back, yeah, flying. People are
like like, it's a wake area. It's over there by
waterfront and Tampa where all the nice hotels are everything.
W Yeah, I don't know how to slow this boat down.
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I've only know how to steer it. That's all he
got to before he went down in the deck with
that girl.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
So people are hogging abby, quit it, get out of here.
You ask and I'm like, I know how to steer
the two.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I've just learned what that is. When it says no
wake zones, you gotta go slow because the wake disrupts diat.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You know, it pushes the boats into the dive breaks,
it breaks the docks, it breaks the boat.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
And guys we're passing like casino cruise boats that go
out there, and they're like ohh and I'm looking. I'm like,
how about and everybody's like, whoa do you want to
do a shot?
Speaker 6 (36:18):
You don't want to do shot?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Then we gotta go under a bridge and I'm like
sizing it up, and I'm like, I don't know if
we can make this.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
I don't know how this works.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
And I'm like, yet, man, get it. Might not go
down to get him, Go down and get him, go
down and get him.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
And somebody's like he's downstairs, like oh, I got him.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
And we're cruising and we just start getting to the
bridge and I'm eyeing it and I'm like, we're gonna
we're just gonna go through this thing. And we go
through it and the boats and people are just hawking
their horns and yelling at us.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Man, we're knocking.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
I mean, do to her on small boats are like
and there everybody's angry. And we we get back and
I'm like, I see his house coming up and his dog,
and I'm like, got it right down because I'm like,
we're in a pass and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
I don't know what to do from there.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I can't turn around, so.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
I don't know what to do because I can't turn
this thing.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
We're going too fast. We cruised back going so fast.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I did not know because none of the control he
had it set up on his watch, so none of
the controls were working.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
He used that.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Miguel thinks he's doing it, and then I would.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Have loved that. I would have loved that.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
I go they go get him.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
He comes up from the bottom of the deck with
this girl and he's like, man, you're doing great, and
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Got about right now.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
He goes to his house.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
He hits like a couple of buttons.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
The boat slows, and then we get to his house
and my man blackout eyes closed, pulls forward, backs this
boat in like a Cadillac get out, parks it and
ties it up and then he's like, let's party in
the house and we all go in the house and party.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
The next morning, we all wake up. I wake up.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
He's got a lot of rooms, so a lot of
people at the house. Still I'm angry at everybody.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm like, sy he buys.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
He buys meals all the time.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
So I wake up.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
There's already like a whole spread of food on his
table for everybody, and I'm like making my bagel like
I ain't talking to none of y'all, putting some.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
I'm like, oh, y'all.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
A holes, That's all I'm saying. He comes up to
me and he's like, hey man, sorry about last night.
I was blacked out. He's like, yo, but you did
a great job parking the boat. I said, you parked
the boat. He goes, you let me park it.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Ye. I love your friends. By the way, I was.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
So furious, I mean the old guys, because like everybody's
yelling at me, Hey.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Hey, hole, slow your boat.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
I'm like to hop on it and show me how
bro I.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Just learned about that.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
He taught me to drive his boat and when when
I got to slow down and how to sew down.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
But if you got a yacht, that's connected to an iPhone.
I can't hear.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
You know why he's not that because if they pull
the boat over, you got proof who was driving correct?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Correct?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
Which one are you drunk guys driving?
Speaker 3 (39:21):
We don't know and he can't say who he saw
and control of the vehicle's correct. That's the one I
think about the Tesla car, the self driving cars. You
could be the backseat drunk.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, I ain't gonna press it. Ain't That might be
the future.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
Everybody for the ripple four hot girls.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Me a dude with a peg leg, a patch on
his eye and a big hat, and they're like, which
one of y'all was driving his boat?
Speaker 4 (39:46):
He's like, I could have been any one of.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
My Sorry, hey, jeff Y ubs Man, I I'm gonna
stitching myself on the radio. So I did a private
gig for this INNF player doing Pro Bowls, right. I
got hit up out the blue and dude paid me
some good money. So I took my boy Angel because
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they both got the same sponsored Monsters energy drink. There
both under the same sponsorships. I took Angel Man me
and Angel Andrew got the Tesla. So the Tesla drive
us out there, bro, We get wasted.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Dad.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
That thing drove us right to my house? Did it
really right to you? Only thing you have to do
it has to see your eyes. God, that's it. If
you can see hey.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Drive it drove us rightfim.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
I'm like, hey, look up, bro, I just need to
see you.
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Hey, Miguel, you would have loved it too, because we
wrapped the blueprint.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
All the way home. We were so drunk.
Speaker 7 (40:49):
We did the whole album from Consent Me to a
Popka and drove straight to my house.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Bro, that's great.
Speaker 8 (40:59):
Yeah, Vegas is the self driving cabs, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You do.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I did not know the model been bold enough to
do that, Nah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
I went and went at Austin and it was crazy
because it was right at the time when those senate
hearings were going on about UFOs, and I remember being
in this self driving cab.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Nobody's in there but me.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I'm watching on the TV and the self driving cab
a senate thing about UFOs and it's like I'm in
Blade Runder the movie, and the only thing that was
tripping me out was that pros from the Fuji's was
a Chinese spy.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
This world is crazy, you know prozz the spot, Hey, car, Car,
turn your engine off.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
I want to hear something about these aliens.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
That's hilarious. Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Bro, we almost got to go guys before we do that,
got about two minutes left.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Where are you, gentlemen going to be this weekend performance?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Stand up comedy where everybody can come out and support you.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I be real with you, man. October super slow month
for me, Bro.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
I got one show this whole month, damn, and that's
like later in the month, so I probably pick up
some one nighters. But right now, man, nothing, man, So
you know I do need a little rest.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I've been on it like crazy, so you have.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Yeah, right now, I got one show and it's a
private gig, so hopefully I pick up some other stuff
before the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Got you, my friend, mister Kauflin, what are you going
to be doing this Saturday?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
There?
Speaker 8 (42:23):
Well, I got under Oath coming.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
I got Michael Chickliss from the new movie The Senior
you might from The.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Commission or The Facts, A good one by the way.
Good for you, brother.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, he's a rock star, and believe it or not,
I'm interviewing, Uh, Catherine from the office tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Look at you. Congratulations on that man, cool, nice, very nice, Miguel.
What you got going on this weekend? Broham?
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Nothing this weekend but October seventeenth, I'll be performing at
Secrets in CONSII and October nineteenth, I'll be at Rogue
Wave in New Summurna Beach.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
So check me out. You're going paintless.
Speaker 8 (42:54):
You're gonna paintless, Miguel.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Hey, bro, I'm letting them boys out, yore Go. I'm
letting them boys out. Bring them out, bring them out.
It's hard to yell with my gonads in your mouth.
Speaker 7 (43:06):
I'm gonna tell you right now, I know that what's
going on on the outside as wold. Yeah, that's a
good room, bro, Hey man.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Good as room.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
I was not expecting it to be that good.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Nice. It's a good ass room. Bro.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I can tell you who won't be a secret uh
this weekend. I will not be a Secrets and I
won't be anywhere performing. I'm actually home for once, man,
and I'm looking forward to not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
My feet is tired. That's right.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I'll be hearing shooting content from my only fans. It's
your choice peanut butter or jelly, but you can't have both,
all right, guys, thank y'all so much for joining us tonight.
On that note, please keep supporting us. Go follow us
on all the social.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Media YouTube, go ahead and go to Instagram and Facebook.
But half of myself mister.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
James John Ken Miller aka Class from ninety five Just
the Batman Coffin and Miguel Cologne Junr.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Thank y'all for listening to real last now Ken tell
them what to do.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
Take your ass the bed and shout out class at
ninety five Gramsary High School.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Love y'all,
What's up everybody, and thank you for tuning in the
Real Last on Real Radio one or four point one.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That's right, we bike.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We are your nightcap of comedy, giving you, guys what
you need in the wee hours of the nights. We
can get you through your night shift or if you're
on your way home, man, give you some chuckles to
get you through it when you go into that family.
I'm your host to night, mister James Jon I'm still
damn this Internet because I still got spectrum and ain't
nothing that we can do about that. So there's that,
all right.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
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Speaker 2 (00:50):
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Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm doing good man Gray walk in and enjoyed a
lot of things. I mean, well, you saw Paulo, Yeah, PAULI,
I saw Tiffany. I was loaded up for the eighties
damn it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We're gonna get back.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
We're gonna get back to the fact that you saw
Tiffany and Paul Shore in.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
One weekend in just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
But I got to give it over to my brother
who's at the Sauceage Castle right now, the man who
helped start all this celerity over nine years ago, Miguel Thelone.
Don't you forget about the junior because he knows it
was Daddy is Miguel?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What's going on? Bro?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
One time, back in the day, Tiffany performed at Mac
and Cheese Wednesday is at High Bar. They used to
bring in like an eighties nineties artist on Wednesday. And
then my home boy Ryan Music. Shout out to Ryan Music.
We were We went to the show and we were lit.
And after she performed I think You're alone now, we
started yelling out, perform one of your many other hits,
(01:47):
go deep into your catalog, your p side. Yeah you
are many other hits?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
How many time? And she performed that same song.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Like three times.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
She had like a like a a a dance version,
ye an a cappella version, and the one we knew
that you got a real quick too. Man, you you
using you using spectrum. Spectrum is the uh, it's the
spirit airlines of Internet, and I use both of them,
spirit and spectrum, but uh, spectrums like the kind of
internet where like when you have problems and you call
(02:24):
them to come over there, they don't even send a
tech over. They send a dude who knows a little
more than you.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Like it's one of your neighbors.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
He's like, oh, I got this problem too, baby.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
That's no problem. Man.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
You got a you got some copp of wire.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And some cans. We don't get this rolling.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Literally on the phone with the spectrum tech one time
he was like, hey, try adjusting the V hold.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I said, huh what he said?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Put it on channel three?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
All right, hey man.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
The other boy she's hearing is the man that meant
the legend himself. We call him a godfather of Orlando,
but y'all know him as Ken Miller. But today this
man is class of ninety five. Salute to you. Ken
Kent went to his class reunion. If you will, what
year was the case.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
At thirty thirty, Broy thirty thirty. Yeah, man is man
out in these streets, crazy man. First of all, shout
out man to class of ninety five grams of high school.
We had a good time, bro, Like so much fun man,
so many memories.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Man.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Shout out to Sarah oh and Scott for putting it
together night. It was just cool to see each other man,
because you know, I've been to ten, twenty and thirty.
I've been to all of them, and it was some
people who had hadn't been to none of the reunions.
So it was just super cool to see people we
went to. The first night, we went to the football game.
Our team beat the team sixty six to six. Damn
(03:48):
yeah yeah. I team won the state championship last year.
The year before that, I think they were runner up.
And the quarterback for my high school is like the
number one player in the state. I think he's going
to Tennessee. And so after that we went to a
bar and you know, Kim Miller was being Kim Miller.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
By the way, Basil Hayden might be my new drink.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
No hangover, Okay, no hangover. I think I had like
ten of them. No hangover, Bro. And then so the
next day they did a little social at the school,
walked around the school, and then after that we met
up at this bar and just kicked it, drank talk,
took pictures, reminisced, and and then man, I hit them
hit that road.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The next day, Man, I got home.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Like one in the morning, who couldn't sleep because the
five hour energy and then I'm also dealing with a
little toothache. And I finally fell us hep like four o'clock,
woke up at six to go to work.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Man, look at dog.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
You almost almost almost took PTO tonight for the radio.
That's funny, Gotto tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Bro Hey, hey kid, My question is this.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Man, I've never been to any of my class reunions,
but the.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Ones that you go to, are they well attended? The
people show up? Man, No, it's not like it.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I I feel like back in the day they went
because there was no social media, so.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You're not you see everything every day.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Like people were.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Walking up to Sean like how my god, how are you?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And Sean like who is that that? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
And I was like, yeah that songs So we graduated together.
But they know her because of Facebook. Yeah, you know
girls like yeah, we've watched your whole journey from dating
to marriage and everything. While it's can Yeah, they told
me they subscribe to show me them feats.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, that's funny show. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
So I think we had two to fifty graduate maybe
three hundred, and we had like seventy people show up
for the reion.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's a lot, That's what I'm going to say. That's
a lot from what I heard. That ain't bad. Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I've never gone to any of mine, but I think
the next one they actually do have.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I just want to go see because I want to
be nosy. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I want
to see where all the high school heroes are.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I want to see the kid that was strange in
the corner wearing all black like that French coat back
in the day.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
I'll just see what everybody's up to. This is true, true,
true story, man. So of course you know me. I'm
I'm I'm I'm out there, chest out. I worked in
the White House. Yeah, I'm a successful comedian. I'm a
network engineer. I got the number one radio show in
a Popka. You know, like like I'm I'm I'm bragging
dose water you wanter seeing my my homeboy, Miguel Cologne
(06:27):
is the CEO of Sausage Castle. You know, my boy
Jame's got the number one late night talk show, and
and and all the comic books Jeff Kaufman did.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
They about to be turned into movies.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Like I got a crew, you know what I'm saying,
Like I'm stunning on the people, bro.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And then one dude.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Walked to me and said, I said, so what you do?
He says, yeah, man, I designed roller coasters. I did
that on Harry Potter. I just walked away. Dang, I
just walked away, you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Win. That's funny.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Funny thing was, you know, I went to a predominantly
white high school because in Greensboro, the south side of Greensboro,
we got bused to school, started to see the seventy
and most of my family went to Dudley, which was
the black schools. But that night, most of the schools
are having a homecoming, so you know, it was our
homecoming as well, so you know, the black keep we
(07:24):
stayed with each other. But it was one dude, one
white dude. He walked up to the table with all
the black people. He just stood there, didn't say nothing,
and I didn't recognize him. So he walked away, and
we al was kind of like, who is that is
that somebody's husband? Some of them, what's up, man, did
you graduate? Said yeah, I'm class of ninety five. We
were in political science together. I was like, I ain't
(07:49):
recognized it, due right, yeah, But.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
He didn't say nothing.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
He just stood there and just stared at us like
he wanted to get into the conversation. Yeah, where he
was like it was so he was like maybe they
don't know who and I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I didn't, you know what I mean. But but I
talked to him.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You realize you just let him hang it. That's when
he walked up and he wanted to be part of
the cool table.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Like all they had to do was say something. Can
I can I be real with y'all? Nobody get mad
at me. I'm gonna tell you something. I used to.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Recognize everybody when it was like eight ten years after graduation.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Thirty years. I'm not gonna recognize you, bro, if I
we don't talk, if we don't like like communicate, I
know what you look like, Miguel. True story. Bro.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
When I walked to the football game, everybody was like, yo,
can't here. I look exactly the same as I did
in high school. There wear glasses and I got a
gray beard.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah. I looked at it was. It was some people.
I'm like, yo, who is that? And they were like,
that's so and so membered dad.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
They was blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm like, yo, they need to drink some water.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That guy lead That guy leaded over the ken and
he said, I'm the real payday killer.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Because I was gonna say, some people don't age well
from high.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
School, Brom. I'm like, it's been a rough couple thirty bro, real,
some of them do.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It was.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It was a couple of them. I was like, hey, man,
you hey, you steal Hey? Yeah, you know you out here?
What I feel.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
My problem I always run into is I run into
some dude that we was. We was, we was wilding
out when we were younger. And it's been like twenty
five years and I see him and I'm like.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Oh, stunk, what up?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
And it's like, yeah, it's it's it's it's Detective Kevin.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Now remember we stole that car? Hold up, man, hey, hey,
where's where where's loose Lisa?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's my wife?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Okay, Hey hey hey, where's shifty at Hey?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
He just like Sheila?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Now, lots of change.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Stak you brother, cheese cheese is Chester and he's the governor.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Jesuss cheese on me right now.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I whoop his ass like it was ninety five.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
That's the funny part when the crazy people from back
in the day become like upstanding citizens. Later you're like,
what you you the pastor first baptist.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
But it says that he wakes up the emergency room
after a heart attack. This is wait, wait, you ain't
a heart doctor, heart Dogor's steak?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh man, Hey, remember that time we broke into that
hospital and took on the horse trackquilizer.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Oh man, this is a good doctor. I stay here
right now, all right, man.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
I'll say this, man, And then I got a question
for y'all, will say this. What really got me was
what was crazy was I left home thirty years ago?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Mm, like, I really, I've really.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Been gone for my home for thirty years, dog, And
I think that was the best decision I could have
made for my correct. I've been gone for thirty years, man,
And that that was right there was crazy because I
knew I'm driving around Greensborough.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
My brother like, yeah, go so and so you remember.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Where that said, bro, I've been gone since nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
I don't remember nothing.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, Park was alive when I left.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Yeah, but but I know, James, you said you have it, Miguel, Jeff,
y'all been to a class reunion.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I haven't, man.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I was just like, I mean, I feel like.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
My generation was the peak Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, all of that.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
So I watched them all.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Now I follow some people just because the dumpster fire
is so good, like every now and then, they're getting
their life back together, and I'm like, no, not yet,
not yet, Like, yeah, come on, come on, we need
to finish this saga. Bo. I'll send them a message
every now and then be like, hey, go back to her.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
She does love you.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
They're like, they're like, nah, man, she follow a restraining order.
I was like, she took the time to write you another.
She didn't call you the defendant in the trials.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
She called you you man.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Man, do it?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Oh Man, that's funny, Jeff, you went to you reunion?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Man?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You ever do that?
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I went into the Army when in my junior year
or high school. So I was seventeen years old when
I went in the army. Oh yeah, damn, you love early, man.
I got out. I got out a month before my
twentieth birthday. So that was really weird because I was
in basic training in my junior year Airborne school, you know,
at started my senior year. So no, I people asked
(12:36):
me to go, and I'm like, well, you know, I
really wasn't part of it because.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You left before you actually got to get to Daddy.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
So yeah, a lot of people always like you gotta come,
you gotta come. I said, I don't know, I feel
pretty weird. I mean, I've been to a law school graduate.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah. School, that's what Jeff, That's what my wife said.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
We were we went out to eat and it was
some people who walked in and they were a gift
for college and it was the fortieth college reunion. Said
she feels that people might go to the college reunion
more than they do their high school reunion.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Maybe now, yeah, yeah, because yeah, there's like a lot
of I would say, maybe that is the big thing.
I'd tell you what was it was about. It was
about fifteen years after high school. There was this thing
called the Oyster Festival in Charleston. I graduated high school Charleston.
It was the last place we were stationed and I
was at the Oyster Festival and.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
I had a homegirl who had had a hook up
over there.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
We were eating like kings, we having a blast, and
I stepped away to the little wooded area with my
cousin DJ and my homeboy Digs to twist the bloot up,
and I still remember people were walking past us and
we were running into people from high school and.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
They were like damn.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
They were like, Yo, this brings me back, just the
three of y'all in the woods smoking of blunt.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm a comic, I got I'm on
the radio stuff.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
They're like, wow, everybody's like, what you up to get
DJ He's like, yeah, I'm a restaurant manager.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Davis is like I'm electrician blah blah, And they were
like man, they were And then there was like fifty
percent of people just like, oh that's cool, and every
now and then you'd seen that dude like god, damn,
I drowned my kids in a lake to be here
with y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Right now, on that note, don't go anywhere, y'all. We
gotta take a short little break.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
We'll be right back on Real Last Real Radio one
A four point one. Welcome back, everybody, We are back.
(14:47):
You still listen in the Real Last on Real Radio
one A four point one. Now, we were just talking
about the fact that Ken Miller he went back to
his thirty year high school reunion, had a great time.
But Ken, here's what I want to know, Man, if
you went there, is there one dude that you saw
and you was like, dude, you ain't dead like some dude,
some dude.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You thought was gonna be not not my high school.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
I went, like I said, I went to a I
went to probably one of the top five high schools
in North Carolina. Grimsley sat wise, grade wise, sports wise,
it's just want to touch. So I didn't have that
issue in high school. Now, my neighborhood got it. My neighborhood.
When I see somebody, be like, dog, you still here, bro, Yes,
(15:32):
my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
But school now, school was more like like it was.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
I would say this, if I saw somebody in that
graduate with me that wasn't successful, I would be more
shocked because that's your school, read's success. So I'd be
more shocked if I met somebody and I'm like, yo, you're.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Doing that bad. Grimsey don't play that, got it? Take God,
take that that age of Smith High School. We don't
do that here.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So y'all, y'all were to target and that school was
a Walmart Ya yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Gramsey.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Now Gramsey's like a grade wise sat wise. They were
always when I was in school, always top five, top ten,
got it?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So now now, But in.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
My neighborhood, because I did go to my old neighborhood,
I swam buy my old neighborhood to take pictures on
the basketball court and shine. So you know, my wife
take pictures. She'd be like, okay, one more. I said, no, no, dog,
not here, not here? Yeah, one picture.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
We got to go.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You can see him already looking like who that She's okay,
right here.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Let's let's try this like no one. I don't care
if it's blurry. We got to get up out of here.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Doing everything they can help.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Hey, hey, hey, fellas the one sitting on the milk
creek reading the newspaper watching all these little young boys
run around.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Can you come here and take a picture?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Did you come here and take a Oh look baby,
there's some police on the roof taking pictures too.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Hey, y'all, no, not you the woman to face at two.
But yeah, this what made me mad though.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
So Hampton homes, all the housing projects in Greensboro, they
pretty much revamped them and they look like homes now.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
So of course I'm taking.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Shine and she's like, this doesn't look that bad. Yeah,
because this is not the same building I grew up in.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
Gentrification.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
This is what it's like.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
It's like it's like going to Brooklyn nowadays. And they're like,
so this is the tough neighborhood. There's seven artists in
mayonnaise shops on the yeah, and you're like, yeah, man,
the fire department didn't come here in the nineties.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, you couldn't get I would tell my wife, but
I said, you couldn't get Domino's and pizza to deliver
it to your neighborhood. There was like local places like
who knows pizza. So but I did take her to
all the projects that I lived in. I took around
all my old neighborhoods and then we did shout out.
We did get to go to Bob McAdoo. Y'all y'all
know he had a court dedicated to him in Greensboro.
(17:48):
So we went there, got to see that, and yeah,
but I took Sean around my whole neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, that's my question, did you I took it to
the place that used to be parking.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
It's a pizza place now, but mister Parker that owned
it owns the barbershop up the street, and every now
and then him and his brothers will fry chicken in
front of the barbershop with the Parker's brother signed. So
the last time we went home, I did swing her
by there and took a picture with the Parker brother signed.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Okay, yeah all over. How old is that dude by now?
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Oh, mister Parker got to be in his eighties and
and he and he got the the Shakes, the Michael,
the Michael J. Fox here. Yeah, he got the back
to the future. He still be cutting hair. So you
think you're getting a fade, but you're getting the zigxact.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Park Scott Marty.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
That's funny. That dude got a flux capacitor.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
He phases through things like the.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Flashy he phases and the clippers is in your head?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Hey man, mister Parker gave me a hair that he
phased to my head. I don't remember third grade all
of it. You couldn't move none of the trauma.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
But I swear to God, I'd be looking at cousins like, yeah,
you that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah that's funny. Man. Well, I'm glad you had a
great job. Man.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Shout out to everybody at Ken Miller's class of ninety
five high school reunion.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Man.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
And the other thing I wanted to bring up was, man,
you know, I go home, I got to see family,
and you know, y'all.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Know what my favorite decade is a music of all
the nineties. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
My one of my my cousin's daughter do a two
thousands party and I don't know if you saw the
piece I addressed up it with Nelly to say I was.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Dog, I gotta say this.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Two thousand, the twenty and ten, we forget about it.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It was beggars gay man. Hey, Yeah, yeah, it was
a good ass music decade. Bro. Yeah, bro cash money
nine nine to the two thousands.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Bro, Well you talking about like I think, like like
on Mario Lo pretty Ricky, I was just talking pretty
I think what.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Us one was Professional's Confession?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
What's albums? Boosy Little White down fifty that was fifty days, jeez.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Blueprint, the Blueprint, Kingdom, Come America, Gangster correct.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I had to tell my cousin, I say, man, cause we.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
I was like a two thousands party because we were
trying to figure out what to wear. And I said, well,
I'm a Menchell and Nessa because I got a bunch
of new jerseys and Sean did the Destiny's Child with
the low Rider jeans and the low rid and all
my cousins had on the Lure sweatsuits.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That sweat dude, that was dip set.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
That was you know, that was fired. That was everybody's album.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Then Units the g on the albums, Sneaker and the crew,
Chris and Neith.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Young Guns.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Ye, bro, that that was a pretty good decade of music.
To man, I got to put that up there. When
I went to that part, I was said, Yo, y'all
all in here jamming, and I ain't realize how great
a decade of two thousand and two thousand and ten
was music.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
All the cash money, bro, all the cash money, man back.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
That was a good decade.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
But yeah, that's what I wanted to bring up, man, like,
you know, the nineties my joint.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But that that's a good run, right, Audible mentioned goes
to two thousands. That's all two thousand and two thousand ten.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Good decade of music, though, Wipe me down, Wipe me down.
Man the kid they played the Leo rock the Boat.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh work my middle that is. But that's fact that
hip hop was married to kung Fu for some reason.
Remember that. Oh yeah, a bunch of damn movies with
hip hop and kung Fu for no reason.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
No, yeah, the Jet ly Jet Romeo must die correct, Yeah,
Romeo must.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Die yeah man? And who was it?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
It was Steven the Grave Yeah yeah, Steven Sig Yeah yeah.
So a bunch of them, man, But yeah, we had
we had a good good time.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
So I was like, yeah, I do a two thousand party.
Not bad. That's good, pretty good music, not bad. I
gotta tell y'all something, man.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I wanted to bring something up to you because I
had a pretty damn good weekend myself.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I took my wife on a little staycation here in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
We went to Universal Studios.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
We stayed at that new hotel on Epic property, man,
Steleon Nova is what they call it. Had a good time, bro.
But here's the thing. Friday night we went to Horror Nights.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
We got on all ten of the haunted houses. When
I tell you, after I went back to that hotel,
I could not walk now one more step. My legs,
As to quote Gina.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
G my legs ran out of minute like it was
an old phone from the nineties.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
It's br I'm like, how old have I gotten? All
I did was walk to a house and walk around
all night. That's all I did, was walking around. But Bro,
it felt like I ran. Man.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
That's hard.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's stressful too, because even though you got the express
pastor gonna all am I getting in and then you
got to get yourself in the right frame of mind,
and then you.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Get out, you're like, oh okay, not more.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And I thought about it.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It was eight hours of just straight walking because unlike
when you go to a normal theme park, you sit
down on a ride, you sit nah you that's all
you do is walk the entire time through a hundred houses. Bro,
eight hours of walking will whoop yo ass.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Is what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yes, that night, bro, who I'm telling you man, I'm
glad I wore some regular running nikes and I ain't
trying to wear no air force ones and look all
cute none of that, Bro, I would have to leave
a foot behind for real.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
I'm telling me, I'm with you, don and people who
work out all the time for them, there's nothing for them.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
But we don't work out all the time, not like that, Bro,
and I try to work that. Bro, damn hours of
straight walking and up hills and cobblestone and silliness and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I love it. I had a great time. But here's
the thing. Man.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
That next day we were gonna go to Universal, but
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I said, Baby, there's no way. We rested at the
pool for that Saturday.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Then Sunday I took our happy asses to Epic and
get another eight hours of walking around.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
When I told you and they should call that Epic
stairs brow how many stairs are in that park?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Every ride can at Epic has stairs, multiple staircases every
ride one.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
It's like another ten stairs another everywhere you go, I
gotta go up a stairs.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Air, go down the stairs and not a few.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Hey, Bro, it's nothing but stairs, Bro, Like you climb like.
At some point I was like, I can high five Jesus.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So many damn stairs I undertook. It's wild.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
I'm gonna take my own chair there. Next time, I'm
gonna get with those hover crops.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
They make one of those little chairs. It's like this
and it just folds out to.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
A quick chair. I'm gonna bring one next time, because, Bro,
my feet was done after that.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
My feet, my feet heard almost hey hey, while you
was doing all that walking. Hey, man, I gotta get
up a my fear. I can't drive far no mo, Bro,
I gotta get on these planes. Man, my back was
hurting so bad. Bro, I been driving. I've been driving.
I drove twenty plus hours. Bro, if you count to
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drive up and back and just driving around Greensboro. I
drove twenty for almost twenty four hours in three days.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I gotta get my ass on the plane.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I start to cramp up now my my leg will
actually start the cramp if I'm in the car that long.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I can't do it no more but me.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
But did you stop at bow Jangles? That's the only question.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, yeah, bro, Jacob my first stop. Hell yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Is it real like ourbro Jangles?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
It's real Bojangles, not like the one we haven't said here, right.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Yeah, not the one that just got chicken tender, all
got you Jenkins in North Carolina, got the got the
goods man, but.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Jan got cherry one. Question got cherry one.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I got you one. I brought you one back. I
always bring sherwine back. Man.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
But James, I'm gonna ask you a question. But I
don't have to because I think I saw the picture.
Because Michelle will help you drive. Yes, Michelle's control freak.
Michelle won't let me drive.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
She will drive. See and I'm the opposite because I
won't let Sean drive. But Seanna do this?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Oh you you want me to? You want me to,
you want me to know? Okay, I look over, I said.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
She just asked.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Because I'm like, I'm a control freak. Bro, you want
to drive? First of all, I get motion sickness when
I'm in the in the passenger seat. That happens to
some people who are you sickness? So yeah, so I
like to drive. And plus two, I always be back.
I ain't you not about to be driving me?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
There?
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Somebody, some dude pull up and see me in the
passage seat, think I'm TLC scrub.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, I be like, hey man, I don't care people
make fun of me.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I'm like, bro, she want to drive, have at it. Man,
that's dope.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Now, like I drive and then or should drive like
forty five minutes and be like my back, my back hurt. Man,
Just pull over, I have sean pull over on the highway.
Just stop right here.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
I've been in the car with James at night. I'm
a drive.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
He kind of fades on it. He gotta goes. He
keels back. I'm like, hey, hey, I got a reason
to live.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Hey, come on laying rest.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I've traveled this I've traveled this country with James. James,
James solid man, me and him will do eight hours
straight apiece. He man if it's a sixteen hour drive,
but man for seven hours and thirty six minutes.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Like yeah, baby, I could talk like god, damn it.
No baby, what's up.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
I'll call you another thirty minutes.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
But we're talking to her about my marker sixty five,
Like bro.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Man not lying to you. My baby like to call
me and we on the road just to make hey
hey baby.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
He's like, hey baby, I'm like, yo, I'm.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Driving, yea, I just what I want to listen to, y'all.
I'll turn the radio down. No, Miguel's fine.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
It's like he's fine.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
In the middle of the night, we just said milkshakes.
He's awake.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You know, we do eat like horror human beings on
the road like crazy, bro. He man.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
When I got home today, when I got home and work,
because I need a half day at work, I said, Man,
I got I needed a salad.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, I can't eat nothing else.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I did a salad, bro car So I water all day, McGee,
water all day. I did fruits and vegetables all day,
and then like but then I had a Chipotle veggie boat.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's funny, like I said, because all I ate was
fried food all weekend. Yeah, I did. You don't eat
healthy on the road.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's it's damn near impossible, man, I talked, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
Our bodies don't process food.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Like it used to.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Now when I wear the road, they're all countdowns.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
It's like, all right, I got got twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I got twenty five minutes before this.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Food finds its way out.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
When I would tour with Bucy in them and we
would do sixty five days on the road, I mean,
it wasn't sixty five days staying in hotels. Sixty five
days on the road, I slept in the van. We
said they had RVs and buses. I was so swollen
because of sodium. And I mean that not just because
I'm fat, but I mean like you. I would see
my hands. I would see my hands. My pe was
(29:09):
smelling like kick better. Oh you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
That's what I know.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I've been eating bad. My pa and I start.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Bro I start peeing. Smells like kettle corn in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I'm like, oh that No, don't go anywhere. We'll be
right back people, Real Last.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Four point one.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
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Speaker 2 (30:05):
I'm your host, mister James John.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
We got mister Ken Miller in the house, class of
ninety five, Jeff the Batman Coffin, and Miguel Colone. Don't
you forget about the junior because he knows it was
Daddy is guys.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I want to ask you something real quick. Man. You
know how I used to have a fear of roller
coasters and I overcame that fear. Now I love roller coasters.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Can I tell y'all Another fear of mine used to
be boats, Like I did.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Not like getting on the water. And now I'm a
boating dude.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Y'all, this is what I do. You used to not
go into the water at the beach and stuff. Really
you don't correctly.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I never wore going to the water, didn't like it.
Now I'm starting to venture out into the sea. Man,
Now don't I.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Don't go out there anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Ever since they showed off Chark Week with the Great Whites,
I don't go out anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Man.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Hey, man, I tell them sharks you want to smoke,
come get it, damn okay. And then and then a
piece of seaweed touched me, and I'm like, I didn't mean.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
See see what the problem is? Though?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
My brother as me Ken Miller a k A ken X.
I don't go in the water with the great white shark.
With the great black shark.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
There you go, there you go, keep it out one
more time.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
For the thing about the great black shark is great
white sharks usually feed around dusk, but great black sharks
they run a little later.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
You know what I'm saying, Bankers, the black shark be like,
I can't swim, now.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Let me help the stew.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Chomping, be chomping.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
The wreath.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Shark tonight. Who all right?
Speaker 8 (31:54):
You can always tell the black shark because the fin
runs a little lower, and.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Usually a black shark's next to a real fat, great
white shark.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Dollar general.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, the black female shark got that booty yo.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, seven baby sharks. Damn.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
His name.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
To Aquarius is hilarious, by the way. Dog.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Yeah, I do boats, man, I ain't got nothing again, Like,
I don't go looking for him.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
But if somebody will ask me to guard on the boat,
I rolled.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
I just don't like it because the same as driving,
I like to be the control. So I don't want
to be out there with your ass all day.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
I don't want to be stuck out on a boat.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
People go out, they don't go out for an hour,
they like for seven hours.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah. True.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I lost my amusement after the second one. I'm like,
all right, but I got a friend. Okay, I'm going home.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We don't do deep sea. He has a speedboat. I
guess you would call it that.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
And he lives on a lake and his lake goes
right to a tiki bar. So we take the boat out.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
We go about twenty minutes, go to the tiki bar,
has some drinks, eat food, just just hang out whatnot.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
With another comic talking. Then we just come right back.
So we're not out there for seven hours. I'm out
there for like two hours. Have you done? Key West?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Have you? Did you do the boat with them? No? No,
I had not. I was like nah, because yeah, we're
gonna be.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
On the boat. So they go on the boat. They
out there all day, then they go do comedy. I'm like, bro,
I'm you ex I'm exact. I gotta do an hour correct, No, dude,
cause we got two shows shows.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
No, No, I'm not about to be on the boat
with you for six hours?
Speaker 8 (33:38):
What doing?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Just drinking and sitting there like yes, nah, I will
say this.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
My white brothers, y'all love to just go drink. Bro.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Nah, man, I'm pretty now, I'm good at that. I
don't want no PDRs, I don't want no Miller Highlight now,
none of that.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I'm good it's gonna cobia.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
A shirt company makes all their money.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Correct, the ultimate white Man shirt, those Columbia things that
everyone seen.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
They put, you know, the dope. Now I don't know.
I'm good. I'm gonna dare you. Boat boating, Yeah, boat.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
The Waterguel likes the water man. He goes to the
spring and they have a good time.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Water creature bro my buddy Matt.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
He's got a good forty foot yacht and it's got
this crazy Jeff you Jeff, Jeff knows yachts. Here.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
He'll pretend he does it because he wants to be
nice and humble to us.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
But Jeff's probably get Jeff probably gets yacht dealerships calling
him up all the time. He's like, I don't if
I get a yacht'm gonna make the real laugh boys
feel bad. No, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
But the controls, Yeah, on his.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Watch, he got like the Apple watch, and he controlled
the boat speed and everything like that.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
And then there's like a little knob so you don't
have to use the steering wheel.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
So we went out and we were on his boat
and everybody was getting lit and I don't I drink,
but I don't have to drink, especially when I know
him be driving everybody.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
So I was like, nah, party, I'll have a good time.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
So you know, I smoked some of the Devil's lettuce
what have you, and we were having a good time.
But we were out on the boat for a long time.
We were out in Tampa. We went out into the
ocean everything like that. He lives on the river over there.
And then everybody was lit and nobody could drive the
boat back.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
And he's like, you got this, and I don't. I
got like a five minute crash course.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
And then he went down in the bottom deck with
this girl and we're hanging out because he's got like
a whole house on the bottom. It's like a yeah,
you know, everybody's partying. I don't know how to slow
this boat down. We're driving back, yeah, flying. People are
like like, it's a wake area. It's over there by
waterfront and Tampa where all the nice hotels are everything.
W Yeah, I don't know how to slow this boat down.
(35:41):
I've only know how to steer it. That's all he
got to before he went down in the deck with
that girl.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
So people are hogging abby, quit it, get out of here.
You ask and I'm like, I know how to steer
the two.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I've just learned what that is. When it says no
wake zones, you gotta go slow because the wake disrupts diat.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You know, it pushes the boats into the dive breaks,
it breaks the docks, it breaks the boat.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
And guys we're passing like casino cruise boats that go
out there, and they're like ohh and I'm looking. I'm like,
how about and everybody's like, whoa do you want to
do a shot?
Speaker 6 (36:18):
You don't want to do shot?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Then we gotta go under a bridge and I'm like
sizing it up, and I'm like, I don't know if
we can make this.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
I don't know how this works.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
And I'm like, yet, man, get it. Might not go
down to get him, Go down and get him, go
down and get him.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
And somebody's like he's downstairs, like oh, I got him.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
And we're cruising and we just start getting to the
bridge and I'm eyeing it and I'm like, we're gonna
we're just gonna go through this thing. And we go
through it and the boats and people are just hawking
their horns and yelling at us.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Man, we're knocking.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
I mean, do to her on small boats are like
and there everybody's angry. And we we get back and
I'm like, I see his house coming up and his dog,
and I'm like, got it right down because I'm like,
we're in a pass and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
I don't know what to do from there.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I can't turn around, so.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
I don't know what to do because I can't turn
this thing.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
We're going too fast. We cruised back going so fast.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I did not know because none of the control he
had it set up on his watch, so none of
the controls were working.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
He used that.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Miguel thinks he's doing it, and then I would.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Have loved that. I would have loved that.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
I go they go get him.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
He comes up from the bottom of the deck with
this girl and he's like, man, you're doing great, and
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Got about right now.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
He goes to his house.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
He hits like a couple of buttons.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
The boat slows, and then we get to his house
and my man blackout eyes closed, pulls forward, backs this
boat in like a Cadillac get out, parks it and
ties it up and then he's like, let's party in
the house and we all go in the house and party.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
The next morning, we all wake up. I wake up.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
He's got a lot of rooms, so a lot of
people at the house. Still I'm angry at everybody.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm like, sy he buys.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
He buys meals all the time.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
So I wake up.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
There's already like a whole spread of food on his
table for everybody, and I'm like making my bagel like
I ain't talking to none of y'all, putting some.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
I'm like, oh, y'all.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
A holes, That's all I'm saying. He comes up to
me and he's like, hey man, sorry about last night.
I was blacked out. He's like, yo, but you did
a great job parking the boat. I said, you parked
the boat. He goes, you let me park it.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Ye. I love your friends. By the way, I was.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
So furious, I mean the old guys, because like everybody's
yelling at me, Hey.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Hey, hole, slow your boat.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
I'm like to hop on it and show me how
bro I.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Just learned about that.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
He taught me to drive his boat and when when
I got to slow down and how to sew down.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
But if you got a yacht, that's connected to an iPhone.
I can't hear.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
You know why he's not that because if they pull
the boat over, you got proof who was driving correct?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Correct?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
Which one are you drunk guys driving?
Speaker 3 (39:21):
We don't know and he can't say who he saw
and control of the vehicle's correct. That's the one I
think about the Tesla car, the self driving cars. You
could be the backseat drunk.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, I ain't gonna press it. Ain't That might be
the future.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
Everybody for the ripple four hot girls.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Me a dude with a peg leg, a patch on
his eye and a big hat, and they're like, which
one of y'all was driving his boat?
Speaker 4 (39:46):
He's like, I could have been any one of.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
My Sorry, hey, jeff Y ubs Man, I I'm gonna
stitching myself on the radio. So I did a private
gig for this INNF player doing Pro Bowls, right. I
got hit up out the blue and dude paid me
some good money. So I took my boy Angel because
(40:07):
they both got the same sponsored Monsters energy drink. There
both under the same sponsorships. I took Angel Man me
and Angel Andrew got the Tesla. So the Tesla drive
us out there, bro, We get wasted.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Dad.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
That thing drove us right to my house? Did it
really right to you? Only thing you have to do
it has to see your eyes. God, that's it. If
you can see hey.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Drive it drove us rightfim.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
I'm like, hey, look up, bro, I just need to
see you.
Speaker 7 (40:41):
Hey, Miguel, you would have loved it too, because we
wrapped the blueprint.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
All the way home. We were so drunk.
Speaker 7 (40:49):
We did the whole album from Consent Me to a
Popka and drove straight to my house.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Bro, that's great.
Speaker 8 (40:59):
Yeah, Vegas is the self driving cabs, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You do.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I did not know the model been bold enough to
do that, Nah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
I went and went at Austin and it was crazy
because it was right at the time when those senate
hearings were going on about UFOs, and I remember being
in this self driving cab.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Nobody's in there but me.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I'm watching on the TV and the self driving cab
a senate thing about UFOs and it's like I'm in
Blade Runder the movie, and the only thing that was
tripping me out was that pros from the Fuji's was
a Chinese spy.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
This world is crazy, you know prozz the spot, Hey, car, Car,
turn your engine off.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
I want to hear something about these aliens.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
That's hilarious. Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Bro, we almost got to go guys before we do that,
got about two minutes left.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Where are you, gentlemen going to be this weekend performance?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Stand up comedy where everybody can come out and support you.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I be real with you, man. October super slow month
for me, Bro.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
I got one show this whole month, damn, and that's
like later in the month, so I probably pick up
some one nighters. But right now, man, nothing, man, So
you know I do need a little rest.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I've been on it like crazy, so you have.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Yeah, right now, I got one show and it's a
private gig, so hopefully I pick up some other stuff
before the end of the year.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Got you, my friend, mister Kauflin, what are you going
to be doing this Saturday?
Speaker 1 (42:22):
There?
Speaker 8 (42:23):
Well, I got under Oath coming.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
I got Michael Chickliss from the new movie The Senior
you might from The.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Commission or The Facts, A good one by the way.
Good for you, brother.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, he's a rock star, and believe it or not,
I'm interviewing, Uh, Catherine from the office tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Look at you. Congratulations on that man, cool, nice, very nice, Miguel.
What you got going on this weekend? Broham?
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Nothing this weekend but October seventeenth, I'll be performing at
Secrets in CONSII and October nineteenth, I'll be at Rogue
Wave in New Summurna Beach.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
So check me out. You're going paintless.
Speaker 8 (42:54):
You're gonna paintless, Miguel.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Hey, bro, I'm letting them boys out, yore Go. I'm
letting them boys out. Bring them out, bring them out.
It's hard to yell with my gonads in your mouth.
Speaker 7 (43:06):
I'm gonna tell you right now, I know that what's
going on on the outside as wold. Yeah, that's a
good room, bro, Hey man.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Good as room.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
I was not expecting it to be that good.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Nice. It's a good ass room. Bro.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I can tell you who won't be a secret uh
this weekend. I will not be a Secrets and I
won't be anywhere performing. I'm actually home for once, man,
and I'm looking forward to not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
My feet is tired. That's right.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I'll be hearing shooting content from my only fans. It's
your choice peanut butter or jelly, but you can't have both,
all right, guys, thank y'all so much for joining us tonight.
On that note, please keep supporting us. Go follow us
on all the social.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Media YouTube, go ahead and go to Instagram and Facebook.
But half of myself mister.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
James John Ken Miller aka Class from ninety five Just
the Batman Coffin and Miguel Cologne Junr.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Thank y'all for listening to real last now Ken tell
them what to do.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
Take your ass the bed and shout out class at
ninety five Gramsary High School.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Love y'all,
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