November 4, 2025 • 47 mins
Monday 11-3-25 Show #1208: Aimee is cat-sitting because apparently that's a thing, the Hogsmeade drug ring, Aimee's daughter is done with Trick-Or-Treating, Miguel talks about the Sausage Castle party, Bob Ross, and a bunch of other nonsense.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
What is going on? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You have just tuned into Real Last on Real Radio
one or four point one. I am your humble host,
mister James Type three. Yon, you figure it out. I
am going to virtual studio with some really funny friends
of mine. First up from the pillow Forth podcast, we
have mess Amy.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
LeCour in the house. Amy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my goodness, she's doing one of the most whitest
things you can do. She is cat sitting. That's right,
that's a real thing. Yeah, cat's babysitting.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
If you open the window and you go come back
if you want a home.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That's how I did my whole parenting style. Miguel's open
up the window, let him out.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Ye. James had six sons stuck around. That's right. It's
like the Hunger Games in my house. Man.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I volunteer his tribute, all right. Jeremiah, Jeremiah. Y the
oldest been was him.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
No, we don't. He had a club put James's like
he can't. He's like smart. He was like, take him
to the cliff. YEP, pretty much, Dad.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We can't do this.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It's crazy madness. No, it's the yard household. Kick him
over to the cliff.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We have four kids now anyway, Also joining us to
the studio is the man who helped start all this
hilarity over eight years ago and all running Mi Michuel Cologne.
Don't you forget about the junior because he knows who
his daddy is. Miguel was going on, mane, No, the
man I'm cat sitting too right now.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Liar, such a liar. He's just yelling.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's just staring at each other in the room. Yeah, yeah,
riding him around. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
The panthers just grounded, looking at me like you know,
I could eat you, and like you know, I could.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Destroy your environment.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, destroy your en he roars, and I just spray
free on.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's his name? What's his name? Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, you know, Lora axes around to protect you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The lord I speak for the trees.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I personally, and you're gonna feel different about this because
everything I know about you, But I personally despise the Loraxe.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I think, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Talks a he's a man. He's a dumb man.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Wait a minute, well, no, that's where he gets it right,
That's where he gets it right. But you know, uh, yeah,
the lor Axe was all talk though, he was all
like I'm the lor axe.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I speak for the trees, the trees, and the once
Sler was like, I'm the oncestler, I'm about it, and
yeah he was.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
He he All he did was he talked, talked, talk talking,
and a couple of trees were done, and the chup
chump bears and all that stuff are going.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And I'm like, hey, if you the trees don't need
a voice, they need a goddamn red right hand to
get it done.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
All right, put a bullet in the wsler and we
saved the environment.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But you all talk lorax.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Watch.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It was all on him. And then Ever thought about it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Like that, needs they do needs, they do needs. So
you know, you got you go curb the seed market
first and then maybe we'll keep some chump chump bears
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She had a lorax.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, gretit thunberg all of them. Then you know they's
out there talking.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Short people. You know, I can't trun short people. That's
what it is like.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That is not short hairy people.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Havido smack you right now, don't disrespect it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No, he'll slap your knee caps because that's where he Yeah,
he'll slap. I will say the lorax. Not that you
guys explained it to me.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Bro Yo he was.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
He wasn't the coolest fictional character ever, but I will
say one of the coolest fictional characters to have ever
graced a movie or or a cartoon Snoopy. Bro Snoopy
was the coolest dog in the world. Come on, man,
Snoopy play on top of the doghouse.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Come on man, he didn't talk. Yeah year World War One.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yes, I know Snoopy sneaky. He's sneaky. He's kind of rude.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
You never know where he's at, you never know what
he's Yeah, he's kind of all the Peanuts are. All
of them are so passive aggressive. They're not really they're
saying that there for mental health. They're never there for
mental health. I'm not for any of the Peanuts, not
any of.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Lucy was a mean girl though, like all of them.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
They were all mean to Charlie Brown.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Charlie Brown had depression and they all made sun of
him and.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Then they would all be mean to him.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
And like, I feel like Snoopy was a bystander and
he let it happen.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well, I feel like Pepperman Patty was to buy something
else too.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
She was a softball picture.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
She looked good and she spoke her mind.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
She bangs.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
She had the best bangs of any fictional cartoon character.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I've Pepperman Patty, Peppermint Patty's mom's signed a lot. Yeah,
it was like her dad was like safe, yeah around.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Here, like she's not getting pregnant anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Let's go, pepper and Patty.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You brought your friend over because you boss, smarty, smart
girl the glass, the picture she.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Was he let's be real, though, Peppermint Patty was grooming
that girl, just grooming that girl. Man, let's talk about
it man for a second. That girl in the glass,
she didn't even know that they were dating.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But pepper Patty knew.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You right, that girl to wearing jeans on one of
those episodes.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
But you can't wear that little dress. She was this close, and.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Schroeder was just like, all y'all, whack, I'm just autistic,
playing this piano.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Make my way downtown.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, he didn't like girls either. He just wanted to
be left alone with this piano.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
He was seven. Girl.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He was like, I don't barely I barely can wipe
my butt. I'm not ready to decide. Yeah, you know
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I haven't. I haven't thrown my hand into the goblet
of genders yet.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
At seven, you hate two things as a boy. You
hate broccoli and girls. So yeah, man, you give one
white pop, You're like it's done. You're like, it's not
dood finished as right now it's done.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I got piano. We gotta go. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So many things to do with my legos. I don't
have times of white man. Covid needs me. Yeah, now
I was an adult. I'm like, man, I'm gonna stay
here for a while, and it ain't ready. No, it's
in there.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I want to give a special shout out to another
another fictional cartoon character because he always made me laugh
and he was not appreciated to be one of the
forefathers of the l g B two Q community, and
that is Snagglepuss, one of the best left.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
To even Hey guys, I got kicked out of the army.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
He's always so dapper and he was like.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Hey, gods, I served in Korea, and now they say
I can't get benefits because I'm different. Heave it's the
murgatroyd evenatroy My father's crying again.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Don't don't ask, don't tell.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I go, Hey, Yogi, Hey, boo boo, just keep walking
boo boom. Hey, guys an average go go Yeah, but
Yogi lit in his roommate Craig want us over for dinner?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, bring fun. I was like, guys, I gotta go.
I'm having brunch with Burton Ernie.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Hey, guys, house things in the big city. It's Snagglepuss. Yes,
that's right. It's first Sergeant Snagglepus, Medal of Honor winner.
But nobody cares about that. I'm different. I'm Snagglepuss. I
enlisted and served my country. You cowardly bearsers. Yeah, they
(08:26):
don't give me va benefits because they think I'm weird.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But it's okay.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I'm just a goddamn American hero. Sag keem, no shirt off, Snagglepus.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
How you doing tonight? You're doing all right? Things are
getting better with my grandpa. I don't know my family.
They left me at a theme park. I'm gonna tell
you this, man, snaggle Puss. I think snaggle Puss.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And and I shouldn't maybe speak on what other people's
icons should be, but I would say this if Snagglepuss
isn't a solid gay icon. I employed the gay community
to look forward and look deeper because snaggle Puss was cool.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, that dude, you know he was he was he
he was gay.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Snagger Push was gay man, good good, he deserved to
be in whatever forest.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
They all live just like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But but I feel like the the positive stereotype or
positive thing that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Was snaggle Puss whooped your ass. Yeah, run up on Snagglepuss.
Once you say, yogi, what you say? What you saying?
In my roommate Craig, I said, you guys live in
a one bedroom watching you.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Why don't you step up and say it to my face?
God damn pedophile Bear? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you
let me know what's going on rooming in the steel
picnic baskets. All I'm doing is hanging out. Yeah, what
do you think, Jabba Jaws?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Thanks out of this. I gotta go to synagogue.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
You think these momosas just make THEMSELFI yok, you got
your draft dodging Bear. I didn't see you and the
Frozen Chosen wearing stars wear a scarf because I'm cold.
You're gonna wear a patch in your eye because I
clawed out. Yeah, God, damn grooming bear. I'm gonna put
the paws on your yogi. You know what your nickname
(10:26):
should be, Dick dastardly.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And I know why I have to leave now exit, Steet,
you left, I'm out of here.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'm gonna hang out with Mama cass And and the Globe.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Trotters and seventy like it.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Blow tarms always made special appearances on cartoons.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I'm trying to Mama Cake like, if I get murdered,
man and y'all can't.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Solve it, called the Globetrotters and Mama Cats just bounted
the basketball. I found the god Blake's meadow Lock. You're
a good one. I only know one Globe Trotter's name.
That's Curly. That's it. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I losing our hearts, Amy, our hearts, okay, real quick
before we have to go to break like three minutes, Amy,
you are cat sitting again. This is not your first
time on radio cat sitting, which is my full time job.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
This is what I do.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Cat sense fine.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Now, and it's for to uh a lesbian couple, right? Ah?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, absolutely, God, you.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Keep it real I like that, Like, are you wearing
birkenstocks right now? Better? You're in for free you?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You almost for it? Yeah you get are you?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Are you wearing some kind of telling what I'm wearing?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
James?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Move on? Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. A man is asking
you a question.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Miguel, it is too early. I'm not listening to the
scrap anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You will listen to our misogyny and you will thank
us for it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I listened to a man with thirty battery power can't find.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
His battery the I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My friend Miguel can't find his charger for his I'm
never home.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, well you could move in here, but you're being
weird about him, Like, I'm not ready, Snaggle, I'm not ready.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You can't want you with just friends.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Together every year, Snagglers put together.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
You would never You.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Look very stressed, Miguel. Let me bessage you. It was
like you're just a coward. Miguel, tell your father the truth.
I'm not ready.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Come out of the closet.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Come out of the closet, exit stage you love. I
know who my real friends are. Yeah, let's go catch it.
He called it cat sitting, but none of us sat down.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, maybe this can take a seat somewhere like your
face by a man?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh god ready, how did we get here? I love
it so much? How could you do toys in Korea?
Be this much of a coward? Look in my face yourself?
(13:34):
To put Drummond from jabbing Chawns's band?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, yeah, he's handsylyally.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
All the Japanese.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Right, Dudley, which was Doudley?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Do right?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Mount Mounty remember him?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I'll have to look him up.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
He likes to mount even there you go.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
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You still listening to Real Lax on Real Radio one
on four point one, I'm still your host, mister James
Type three Young joining virtual studio with Amy Lacord from
the Pillowfork Podcast and Miguel Colone Junior. Now, if you
guys are not following us on social media, I implore
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please follow, share all this hilerity so and keep it
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going for another nine years.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Amy, of course you are their house sitting, and I'm
sorry that house sitting is what normal people do.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You are cat sitting.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I sit the house too. The house gets sat as well.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I do love the house.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Let's be real.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
You are your cat sitting for lesbians. They care about
that cat more than they do that.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Good people.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
They're great, beautiful humans that care about their cat and
then want their cat to be not lonely the cats.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
There's two cats?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh, of course there's more than one. Why would there
just be one in a lesbian household?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
They love? But anyway about whatever you want, people are listening.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I don't know if yeah, you didn't say nothing bad
about Charlie Kirk, We're fine.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh wow, Oh my god, what's your question?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
What's your question?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm yelling so much today?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
That is so funny. Now.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I know that your friends, of course you do it
to help them out. But is there a going rate
for cat sitting or house sitting nowadays?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah, I do it for free. I just love them.
I love my friends and we all have each other out.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh, they don't have to do anything. You go ahead, brothers,
it's gonna be dot com.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Rover dot com is an app where yes, get your
pet sitters. Yes, and you go to rover dot com
and you you say I need a cat to be sad,
and then they laugh and they give you a price.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You work for it, don't you a girl? You work
for him?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Don't you?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You sit cats on the side.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I know I know he's not lying because my sister
in law works for Rover and I laughed when I
first heard what do you mean as an app where
you can use to get people to come pets it?
Then she showed me how much money she makes, and
I was like, well, damn, I need to start walking
something out here in these streets. Because they make it
on holidays like Thanksgiving. She'll come late because they pay
(17:31):
extra for you to go to the house on a holiday,
so the dog can't talk, so you don't even have
to go.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, It's like it's like a little foreign kid.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Nobody gonna knows all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What go.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Meditated? Now, it's pretty meditated.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Now I want him to know.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'll be thinking you do, me thinking you do. But
there is gonna be a problem when they come back
to their house and you know.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
This dog poop everywhere. But yeah, I'll be like, that
dog is an asshole. What we're gonna do? What are
we gonna do? None of that was there when I
left the house.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, wow, wow, I bet you he stole some stuff
from your house too.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
This dog took all your pills, didn't he didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I'm just taking that.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Don't pull over here. But it got hot, It got hot,
they got hot, you know, feel so you wi panties
everywhere so bad.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
You know who watches and watches walks dogs is daniel Mathis.
That's like her. I think one of her full time jobs.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
All right, her full time gig.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Well, I mean she worked a couple of places, but
she's got like three full.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Time jobs, and one of them I think is walking
and watching dog And so he could ask her.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Damn next time I see him, Like, yo, Danielle, let
me ask you how much money you out here making
on the street walking these dogs?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Have three?
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Well, now I know, maybe I will. Maybe while I'm
watching this cat, I'll go watch other cats.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Bring all the cats here, whole enterprise, conglomerate of cat watching.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
If you will Tellace, if you will, whoa, whoa, it's
gross when you're a mother.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You're a mother, you're a mother.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
That's misogyny.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's should be using big words like that, mister, your
right answer, Show the camera those feet. My buddy requested
some feet. I think it's gross, but that's my buddy.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Put it on the app. Put it on the app.
At all you pay me, I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I tell you my feet, but I don't have the
flexibility to lift my feet up, not at all.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I'm gonna have to stand on this laptop to show
you mine. God, I put on socks. I have to
look around the room. I'm like, how am I gonna
do this?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I need a machine. You need a little machine the
stick your feet in.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
That's so funny. But your socks, not me. Dobby, keep
doing it. You do what I say. I'm We're off
that island.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Thank god, I'm children.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Oh my god, Dobby put that lotion on, slowly, slowly, Yeah, Dobby,
load the gats up.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I need your prints on it. I'm about to go
right out on. Call me a muggle one more time.
Call me a muggle one more time. I'll sever your snake.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It's your brain the whole time ago. This what's happening
in your brain all day?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's a lot all day. That's what I good.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Hell, Tobby's whatever Papa says. Fload up that gain Toobby.
We're gonna ride on him. Just pick one, just pick
one of them wizards coming out. We just sending a message,
not a huffle puff. Not a huffle puff. We gotta
treaty with them right now. Yeah, you don't want that smoke.
Ask him a question so you can make sure what
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house they are. That's right, Get the sorting hat. Get
the sorting hat.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Hey, real quick, man, if you caught somebody doing something bad,
would you snitch on him?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Of course? Griffindor Hey, let that be a lesson you.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Moving any packages outside of hogs Me You kick up
to me?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
His mom back is wan we Hey, y'all want to
do a bump of this pixie dust? Real quick? Something, man?
You try to get wings? What's up?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Little butter beer?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Butter beer out here? Man?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Hey, listen, man, I respect the lines. You respect the lines.
Hoggs Meeds my territory. Baby, all right, man, I'm out here.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Moving these packs. You out here worry about he? Hey,
you're worried about he who can't be named? What about me?
Who can't be named? My name rings out on these streets, Dobby, Dobby.
This man a drink. We're not animals. He's a goddamn guest.
He sits at the table. He lost the boss.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Man, ain't a mighty You're a sweet kid, You're sweet nice.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
He's nice. Hey, I don't round any of this. She's
a good girl. Look at us, hey, Weasley, man, you
know they always go look at you.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's just the poor Ginger, you know that, right, Yeah,
not when you get down with us, that's right, because
because Weasley, when when you with me, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Some of this, yeah, get us some of this fairy
dust right now? Player, all right, bro, thank you. You
know the Gingers are considered the blacks now, yeah, you
know that, right, Weasley. You know you got a home
if you haven't need a whole in the market for
a good soldier.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, that's up. Never let him be, Let him be,
Let him be. That kid's all right, he's gonna now
that kid, gott let him be. He's gonna be something.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Man, He could be better than us. He never at
some point he's gonna go to those teeth. Look at him.
At some point he's gonna match the well nevill take
a little bit of this, man, go buy books and stuff.
You alright, Yeah, you are right.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
It ain't gonna They ain't gonna say, man, Carlito Smalls
ain't a good man, and.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Carlito Ravens Smalls.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
But I wanted to ask you a question, man, how
was the annual Sausage Castle Halloween Party?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It was great?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Man, A triple costumed it up. I was Bob Ross,
ja'afar and a cowboy. Uh yeah, Bob was a blast. Hey,
Bob Ross is a great costume because this way, you
don't ever have to worry if somebody's like, like, like,
you know everybody's age by wearing a Bob Ross costume
if they're like, oh yeah, and you also know who's
just poor because poor people always like, hey, Bob Ross.
(24:14):
I had to watch that all day, you know, because
we didn't have channels.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
That was our babysitter. That was everybody's babysitter for you're poor.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
For sure, right correct.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Bob Ross was like if mister Rogers painted, yeah, you know,
and driving smoking.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Big squirrel. Every episode I watched the.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Bob Ross I was always amazed, like wow.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Thirty minutes, you're like, what is happening here? And then
you're like, oh my god, god, yeah, all of.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
A sudden, every whole beautiful wilderness landscape.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Like man, that dude's magical.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I wish Bob Ross had like had like like had
like served a nom and every now and then he
would be like, which could draw a happy little tunnel
and you could see, you could see that little Look
at this, I'm gonnadraw this little yellow hand behind the tunnel,
and he's waiting for me, waiting for me, but he
doesn't know. Oh, Bobby Ross is pretty good with a bayonet. Yeah,
(25:08):
and pretty here's the faces. It's easy for me to
draw the faces.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Because I see the faces every night. Let's get the
red out because we're gonna draw some happy napalm swirls.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You know, you stare into a swirl of napalm and
you see the face of the devil in your own
This is good, This is good, and the happy little
trees are on fire.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
What he was a mad man. He was an angry
man before he painted. Yeah, he was an angry, sad
man before he was a painting.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
He started painting. And I love how that one.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
He's drawing the war and he's like, we're gonna put
a light right here, you know, just like the light
you see in a man's eyes before he dies.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah, this is great. Happy, look at this. Look and
I'm in the tunnels again. I'm there now, Yeah, I
remember it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You can mell the.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Blood happy little bloody.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Join us next week.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I'm gonna be drawing the Holocaust, bob Bin happy little train.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I'm gonna need I'm gonna need a lot of paint
for this one. Yeah, oh my god, cocaine.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
See you next week.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, next week. Right here, Bob ros paints a tragedy.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
So you were all things out once, Miguel or you were?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
There was two days. I switched up. I did a
little costume change.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm gonna tell you, as much as I wore the
Ja'afar outfit, uh, I realized culturally we failed on clothes
and the people of the Middle East won because I'm
wearing this like big draped outfit. It's super comfortable, it
breathes really well. It looks regal, like you don't see
somebody and I don't know the name of these like
(26:56):
outfits that that they wear in the Middle East, Like, yeah,
I don't know what you call this kind of guard dress. Well,
if you want to be disrespectful, okay, yeah, to a
whole nation of people, you want.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
To just call it a dress.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
You don't want to call it a dress because it's
not a dress.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Because it's not a dress. That's what that's what ladies wear,
and these guys don't like but keep on going or
you know whatever, infidel.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Anyway, disrespectful because you don't want to be a lady.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
That's why you're never gonna get looked at the Sauny
Arabian Comedy Festival.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's why. Yeah, you're right, she's speaking stone.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
But yeah, man, wearing this thing, I was just like,
this is where we all should have culturally been on clothing.
And it breathes, it looks, it looks James, it makes
your body look good because it falls straight down.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You know, and it doesn't show any of my you
know kind of you know, my unflattering curves if you will.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But it's got pockets.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
It took he took ladies like seven hundred years to
figure out to put pockets and dresses.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It took guys like a weekend.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Yeah, because guys made the clothes.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
They didn't want to get let's pockets, Oh my god,
do stuff they didn't want.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
To do more so, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
So now you're complaining that. Now you're complaining that, Yeah,
you get cargo.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Pants and I get pants with no pockets. It's not fair.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Well, maybe make pants then with pockets, maybe maybe a
little by your bootstraps.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Give me the tools and teach me to read.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Ware. Are you trying to tell me now that ladies
didn't sew?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Is that just you know?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You know that we would have gotten so we would have.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You know, that stereotype that ladies don't sew or make clothing.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
You would have beat us for the pockets were.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It was Tuesday, that's what it was a dumb.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
And sad and we didn't have pockets. It's not our phone.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's a horrible mix. You're making babies. Weren't you probably good.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Barefoot and pregnant all the time because you guys.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Now you're wearing burking stocks with a cat. So you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You Amy about that stereotype, Miguel will tell you I
am so far from that, like as far as me
being able to tell my wife to do anything.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
No, I'm telling you everything. I love that nothing.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Because you're a nice person, James, I'm.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Like that what I am?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I think? So thank you. I appreciate I will. I'll
keep telling myself it's because you're nice. She beats you.
That's fine. I'm just too nice.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Putting makeup on his face, I'm just too nice, pretty now, mommy.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
On that domestic abuse note.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
We'll be right back with more right here on Real Labs,
Real Radio one a four point one. Welcome back everybody,
(30:05):
and you are still listening to Real Radio. I'm sorry,
well Real last on Real Radio one oh four point one.
Sorry that I'm a little out of it because I
just saw something.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That jarred me to my core. It shook my spirit.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
We have the very funny am of the Corps from
the pillow Fork podcast, and she just showed us.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I'm gonna let you tell the people what you showed us.
Tell us what we're looking at.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
This is my fourth grade picture. I look like Hillary Clinton.
I have shoulder pads. I got fireworks.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Also has a husband that likes to diddle people in
the oval office.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
That's what's going on.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I was doing my best. They didn't give me real pockets.
My pockets were sewed in. It was a tough time.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
He pockets. Amy, that looks like I got hurt in
my pockets. It has fireworks in the background. That is what.
What year is that?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Probably ninety four, nineteen ninety four, probably.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
When I graduated high school ninety one I'm young.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
I am not.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
I am not.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
That picture says I'm going to grow up a cat sitter.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yeah, I fulfilled my destiny.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
This is my full I'm going to grow up to
marry a Republican senator or one guy who's running for senate.
That's what that looks like right there. That's so conservative.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Like I tried so hard. I got got a k
Mar that was a whole k Mar dress. It was
all connected, like the little brooch was part of it.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
It was all like do you guys remember when like
you would find something like that looked really cool at KMAR.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
You're like, oh my god, oh my god, this is cool.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I can finally have something cool, and you were like, yes, yes,
this looks cool, this looks cool.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yes, I remember the day, and then kids will make
fun of you.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
This from k Yes, but knock off rebox like.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
We box. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You know what I love about KMAR. I loved it
when they had the little Caesars inside the k Mar.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
That was pe so good. You took me back just
th with that. You are right back in the day.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
If we read an actual book or said we did
pizza book cluck. Yeah, the free personal pan pizzas. That
was the best thing ever.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
All summer you'd be reading just to get that free
personal in the.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Highlight.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We had a lot of literate kids back in the eighties.
But we also because we gave him pizza Hut, got
a lot of diabetics.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
And I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Pizza up book at program had kids reading, and then
Double Dare had us all prepped physically just in case
we had to be on the show, so we had
a good medium. I can't I can't mess this up.
And then the Presidential Fitness Challenge had you there to
make fun of kids.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yes, yeah, it was simpler time. Miguel got the way
back in the day. God, Yes, salute before I forget man.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
We were talking about last segment Miguel at the Sosage Castle.
They had their annual Halloween party. But Amy, you actually
have young children? Correct, Well, I have one.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
And this was the first year she didn't want to
go trick or treating with me.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
She's she's fourteen. It was the first year.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I'm I was going to ask what's the cutoff of
kidcher Like, no, no, no, I'm not sick treating my
mom and daddy fourteen years.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
No, this year was the first year I didn't like
do anything we used we used to go to like
the Pumpkin Patch and all.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
This was the first and all three of us, I
only have one.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
It was me and my husband and my kid, and
we would always do Halloween together and this is our
first year I didn't do with my kid.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I was sad. How did you handle it?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
I wanted?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I cried, I cried.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I'm still sad.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Did you really I'm sorry? No, nobody was here. The
therapist is crying.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Nobody wants to hear this man speak to me.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I cry?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Did my therapist cry? How's she gonna solve my problem?
She's full of her.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Own because I know I feel the pain. I know
the pain.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
It was sad.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
I was really sad.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Was there a setup or a talk with her, like
asking what we're doing this year and she's like, mom, no,
it's over.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Yeah it was it is, Oh my god, the break
up break up. I'm like, hey, girl, what do you
think about next weekend? And she's like, I got plans,
I have plans, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Like, you live here. Yeah, it's awkward. It is awkward.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh wow, so we're not going trigger treating. No, Mom,
you can take the Miss Elastic Girl costume off. We're
not going anywhere.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
To get I wouldn't see what we're building by it
has the built, and the Miss Elastic Girl has the building.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
I'm going trigger treating just you know, with some friends
with other people. Is it Greg from math class? Right?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
This happened. I told you she would leave you. I
almost knocked over my entire set up so hard.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
You all right, Jaz, Yeah, yeah, you watch on YouTube.
You just saw my camera went flying.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okay, James, that's gonna cost two bendovers. Don't do it.
One segment left, bro, call.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
The kids in, call the little guy in Amy.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
What what was the last costume she was last year?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Some kind of anime character. I don't even remember.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Oh that was already the sign when you don't understand
what their costume.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Is, the sign's coming that they're getting.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Old exactly know exactly, you know, like probably like two
years before she was something you'd use.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
It was elsa.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Okay, God blessed.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
And I remember every year what she was, and we
would do a family costume sometimes, Like I'm not big
on a lot of holidays, but I love Halloween.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
So this was like, this one was tough. This is
a really hard one.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So how long have you been worshiping the devil? Amy?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Let's see right here, this is what it started right
here for Amy, this.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Is as far as you've gotten. This is as far
as the whole worship's taking.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
You just switch house, house sitting, hitting cats with the
dark Lord. I at least want to be doing like
upper middle class or something, you know, cat sitting in Ailesworth.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
And I'm not a show off you very much, James.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Well, I don't have little ones anymore. And we didn't
even buy candy to give out. And when I say,
as an adult you buy candy to give out, I
really mean I didn't buy candy and eat it myself
this year.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I just didn't do that. That's what that really is.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Right when you're a certain age, you're not buying it
for the neighborhood, Like like, why did you buy three
bags of the biggest candy, James?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
There might be a lot of children. You never know.
Children love Payda's. That is my weakness. I love When
you were a kid, did you did you go trigger treating?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I was a kid who took the pillowcase and I
wouldn't come to me too until that pillowcase was full.
We look out at as kids. Yeah, and our parents
will let us leave it. We didn't come home till
midnight am.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Later.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
And you had if you had like an older if
like if you were eight and somebody was twelve, you
were supervised.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Yes, yes, but I was brother, so always we were
out late.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
You could ride your bike to two towns over and it.
People were cool with it. I loved it. Basted. Did
somebody ever steal your bag? Oh? We didn't play the
back statch?
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
We rolled deep? No, we didn't play them games.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Man, we're utga, where'd you get back snatched that? Where
was that?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I didn't? I didn't, but I got taxed. I'll tell
you this all. You got taxed. Yeah. They rode up.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
They rode up in a car. It was me and
like six of my homeboys. And these were grown ass men.
They were probably like eighteen years old. Yeah, they rode
up in a car and cut us off and they
were like hey man, they were like take a tax
and we take the bag. And I was like reasonable,
I open it up.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, that was winning. They took a handful of each. Yeah,
that was it.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
You're eight nineties.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, so that tax is real. They do it at
lunch too. Taxes.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
They'd be like tax and you're like, oh my god,
I didn't even file this year.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
No wonder you're so angry, Miguel, I'm happy I got
pockets I had in my whole life.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Opinion and people listen, yeah, even.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Even eighties, Like I've been a mother for fourteen years,
was a psychologist and I'm like, shut up, I want
to talk about kids.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
And they're like, yes, sir, what did you want to say?
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Oh my god, and stand up constantly. I'll be like,
what do you know?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
And then yeah, some eighteen year old boy comes up
and like he's the Messiah.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Eighteen year old man eighty first of all man eighty. Ay,
what's the most misogynist thing you've heard in stand up comedy?
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Daytona beach, A guy, a tall man came and took
the microphone from me and told me I wasn't funny
and that women weren't funny.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
So let's stay till that's a normal night.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
And Joe it was an audience member.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yeah, I mean it was an open mind. I guess Daytona.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
You know, yeah, buddy Devin Sebull can say what he wants.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
He is.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Amy, I didn't show Here's and people I get mad
at me, but this is funny.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I did a show in clear Water and the four
comics who, yeah, the four comics who went up before me,
I was headlining. They had like just a bunch of
guest spots. And what it was was they just chose
whack guest spots, and it was it just happened to
be the comics happened to be all female, and so
all four guest spots were just draining the room like dreams.
(39:42):
They were just whack, you know, They're draining the room.
And by the time I came up, I said, hey, listen, guys.
I said, a lot of people make the comment and
statements that female comedians aren't funny, and I'm sure tomorrow
you will be saying the same thing.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Oh, brutal used to have a joke. You said a
joke to Amy, a man talking hold up.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Every time I see a comedian completely bomb on stage,
I always feel bad for her.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
I seeing a lot of men bomb. You know who
the worst was to me and he I don't like
to speak ill of the dead. But Timmy is it
Timmy time?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:29):
He had me up at shot Skis when I very
first started and I went up, and after I got off,
he spent a good six seven minutes talking about my vagina.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
After I was heads up, you want against him? Okay,
oh my god, my work. I was just saying, comedy wise,
you didn't have to go there. Wow, this is the episode.
This is it. This is when we get everything. No goose,
(40:59):
not what we said during the break.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Amy though, I'm me ask you this because every one
of us, every person has that moment where they they like, like, I'll.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
See a Latin person doing something. I'm like, oh god,
don't do that. That's gonna set us. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Does that ever happen to you.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
When you're like because because you know, you know that
just because if a guy comics whack on stage, nobody's
thinking all guy.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Comics are whack.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
But if if if if a lady comics whack on stage,
instantly people are like, oh god, another unfunny woman.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Are you ever like at a show hosting a show
and you're like, no, not her, not her, not her.
She's gonna say God, you're God. No.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
No, that's why book shows with many different genders. No,
I have shows with many different genders where people can
be we can have good and bad of all genders.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
So no, I have shows with just guys so that
it's funny. But wow, can I get a guest spot?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Hey? Can I get a guest spot? Can I get
a guest Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:59):
With those shoes, I'm not wearing a broken.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Dogs, so I'm gonna wear the slides.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I allow. I allow.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I'll book like a trans female to male comic too,
because I'm like, hey, welcome to the big league.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You made a good choice. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Okay, I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Let's do it.
Let's go for my art, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, and we got a shout.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
There's some very funny female comedians out there, Amy you
being one of them. Also, Britney Brave if you guys
don't know her familiar, whether she's based out of Miami, hilarious.
I got to work recently with Madison Bakage, which I
saw you were on a show with her.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Very funny, great writer, only been doing it for three years.
Don't don't be a coward. Okay, got it, got it. Hey,
I'll tell you this and I say one thing, and
I'm a man, so I know James will allow me. Amy,
thank you. This is something. This is something.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Honestly, I believe the reason why we see less women
in comedy one of the reasons, one of the many
reasons though.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Is also men because of men.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Well, Amy, because we are.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
There and your readers are in our faces.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Oh god, Amy, I know in books, ladies. One of
the reasons you guys. Yes, thank you, Amy, I love
no truthfully, though, I know there's a lot of reasons.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I know, but I think also culturally, we do a
bad job of supporting funny women as they grow up.
Like a funny guy is super cool. I was a fat,
funny guy and I was treated like I was super cool.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
But a funny woman is it? Maybe it makes me.
I don't know. I don't know all the reasons, and
I know that none of the reasons are good.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
But I know that we don't support funny young women
with support funny weird.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
They tell you too loud, we tell you too much,
like be prettier, be smarter, h don't be, don't be
or don't talk about that, or don't you know we're
not like cherished for talking about our minds, especially stand
up people like, oh, don't talk about that.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
I've gotten that many many times.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
And it's like you don't get to fail, like you
have to fail so many times as a stand up before.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
You because yes, that's the easy part for ladies. Okay, okay,
freaking early.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
I'm not speaking to him, James, tell meguil that I'm
not talking to him anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Miguel, not talking to you anymore.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Amy, You cannot tell a black man what to do
just because you're a white How dare.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Hey James, Hey James, that he's short and he oh.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Now she's body shaving me.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Oh you ladies, love you, ladies love to hate body
shame until it's time.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I never said, don't you generalize me?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Don't you say you women are a monolith?
Speaker 4 (44:42):
Ok thank you, James.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
First of all, I don't care if women aren't some
kind of butterfly.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay, a monarch, a monarch.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
I love butterflies.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I do like a butterfly. Before we do, Amy, we
you know, we love you. We love you, guys. Shoot.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I want to give you opportunity to tell people about
some upcoming show. So here's one of them that you
have going on. I want people to know what's coming up,
so please tell us about it.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
We got a library show.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Do an improv Miguel, keep your mouth shut please, it's
gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
We're gonna have a blast. They do him every second.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yes, got it.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Also because the other picture wouldn't load, and I apologize
Amy about that, but I definitely want people to definitely
support this podcast.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Tell us about it.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Season three pillow Fort with Ruined Amy. We've been having
a blast. Shout out to Rue who got to wasted
last night for Halloween and couldn't make it in today.
We miss her and I love her.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I can't wait to see her.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
And whoever chose the animals to represent you guys nailed
it on that picture.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Look it's a lady I'm cat sitting for.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
She's an artist, She for us, Constantine shet you guys, I.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Did know instantly who was who from that picture.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Okay, glasses, I'm a little sloth.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I'm a little We'll keep it's really cute, man.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
It's all definitely go check out the pillow Ford Podcast
with amiel Ford. Thank you so much for being on
the show as always and putting up with me and Miguel.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
We love you guys.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
To do on behalf of myself, James John and my
great friend mister Miguel Cologne Junior. Thank you guys for
tuning in and we will see you on Wednesday. We
won't be here tomorrow. God bless y'all. Y'all be good
and amen, you get.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
To tell them what to do.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Oh yeah, thank you asked.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
You're not gonna listen. You're a woman. We're out here.
What is going on? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You have just tuned into Real Last on Real Radio
one or four point one. I am your humble host,
mister James Type three. Yon, you figure it out. I
am going to virtual studio with some really funny friends
of mine. First up from the pillow Forth podcast, we
have mess Amy.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
LeCour in the house. Amy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my goodness, she's doing one of the most whitest
things you can do. She is cat sitting. That's right,
that's a real thing. Yeah, cat's babysitting.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
If you open the window and you go come back
if you want a home.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That's how I did my whole parenting style. Miguel's open
up the window, let him out.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Ye. James had six sons stuck around. That's right. It's
like the Hunger Games in my house. Man.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I volunteer his tribute, all right. Jeremiah, Jeremiah. Y the
oldest been was him.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
No, we don't. He had a club put James's like
he can't. He's like smart. He was like, take him
to the cliff. YEP, pretty much, Dad.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We can't do this.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It's crazy madness. No, it's the yard household. Kick him
over to the cliff.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We have four kids now anyway, Also joining us to
the studio is the man who helped start all this
hilarity over eight years ago and all running Mi Michuel Cologne.
Don't you forget about the junior because he knows who
his daddy is. Miguel was going on, mane, No, the
man I'm cat sitting too right now.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Liar, such a liar. He's just yelling.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's just staring at each other in the room. Yeah, yeah,
riding him around. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
The panthers just grounded, looking at me like you know,
I could eat you, and like you know, I could.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Destroy your environment.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, destroy your en he roars, and I just spray
free on.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's his name? What's his name? Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, you know, Lora axes around to protect you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The lord I speak for the trees.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I personally, and you're gonna feel different about this because
everything I know about you, But I personally despise the Loraxe.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I think, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Talks a he's a man. He's a dumb man.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Wait a minute, well, no, that's where he gets it right,
That's where he gets it right. But you know, uh, yeah,
the lor Axe was all talk though, he was all
like I'm the lor axe.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I speak for the trees, the trees, and the once
Sler was like, I'm the oncestler, I'm about it, and
yeah he was.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
He he All he did was he talked, talked, talk talking,
and a couple of trees were done, and the chup
chump bears and all that stuff are going.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And I'm like, hey, if you the trees don't need
a voice, they need a goddamn red right hand to
get it done.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
All right, put a bullet in the wsler and we
saved the environment.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But you all talk lorax.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Watch.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It was all on him. And then Ever thought about it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Like that, needs they do needs, they do needs. So
you know, you got you go curb the seed market
first and then maybe we'll keep some chump chump bears
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She had a lorax.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, gretit thunberg all of them. Then you know they's
out there talking.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Short people. You know, I can't trun short people. That's
what it is like.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That is not short hairy people.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Havido smack you right now, don't disrespect it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No, he'll slap your knee caps because that's where he Yeah,
he'll slap. I will say the lorax. Not that you
guys explained it to me.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Bro Yo he was.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
He wasn't the coolest fictional character ever, but I will
say one of the coolest fictional characters to have ever
graced a movie or or a cartoon Snoopy. Bro Snoopy
was the coolest dog in the world. Come on, man,
Snoopy play on top of the doghouse.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Come on man, he didn't talk. Yeah year World War One.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yes, I know Snoopy sneaky. He's sneaky. He's kind of rude.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
You never know where he's at, you never know what
he's Yeah, he's kind of all the Peanuts are. All
of them are so passive aggressive. They're not really they're
saying that there for mental health. They're never there for
mental health. I'm not for any of the Peanuts, not
any of.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Lucy was a mean girl though, like all of them.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
They were all mean to Charlie Brown.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Charlie Brown had depression and they all made sun of
him and.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Then they would all be mean to him.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
And like, I feel like Snoopy was a bystander and
he let it happen.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well, I feel like Pepperman Patty was to buy something
else too.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
She was a softball picture.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
She looked good and she spoke her mind.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
She bangs.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
She had the best bangs of any fictional cartoon character.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I've Pepperman Patty, Peppermint Patty's mom's signed a lot. Yeah,
it was like her dad was like safe, yeah around.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Here, like she's not getting pregnant anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Let's go, pepper and Patty.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You brought your friend over because you boss, smarty, smart
girl the glass, the picture she.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Was he let's be real, though, Peppermint Patty was grooming
that girl, just grooming that girl. Man, let's talk about
it man for a second. That girl in the glass,
she didn't even know that they were dating.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But pepper Patty knew.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You right, that girl to wearing jeans on one of
those episodes.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
But you can't wear that little dress. She was this close, and.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Schroeder was just like, all y'all, whack, I'm just autistic,
playing this piano.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Make my way downtown.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, he didn't like girls either. He just wanted to
be left alone with this piano.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
He was seven. Girl.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He was like, I don't barely I barely can wipe
my butt. I'm not ready to decide. Yeah, you know
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I haven't. I haven't thrown my hand into the goblet
of genders yet.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
At seven, you hate two things as a boy. You
hate broccoli and girls. So yeah, man, you give one
white pop, You're like it's done. You're like, it's not
dood finished as right now it's done.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I got piano. We gotta go. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So many things to do with my legos. I don't
have times of white man. Covid needs me. Yeah, now
I was an adult. I'm like, man, I'm gonna stay
here for a while, and it ain't ready. No, it's
in there.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I want to give a special shout out to another
another fictional cartoon character because he always made me laugh
and he was not appreciated to be one of the
forefathers of the l g B two Q community, and
that is Snagglepuss, one of the best left.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
To even Hey guys, I got kicked out of the army.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
He's always so dapper and he was like.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Hey, gods, I served in Korea, and now they say
I can't get benefits because I'm different. Heave it's the
murgatroyd evenatroy My father's crying again.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Don't don't ask, don't tell.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I go, Hey, Yogi, Hey, boo boo, just keep walking
boo boom. Hey, guys an average go go Yeah, but
Yogi lit in his roommate Craig want us over for dinner?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, bring fun. I was like, guys, I gotta go.
I'm having brunch with Burton Ernie.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Hey, guys, house things in the big city. It's Snagglepuss. Yes,
that's right. It's first Sergeant Snagglepus, Medal of Honor winner.
But nobody cares about that. I'm different. I'm Snagglepuss. I
enlisted and served my country. You cowardly bearsers. Yeah, they
(08:26):
don't give me va benefits because they think I'm weird.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But it's okay.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I'm just a goddamn American hero. Sag keem, no shirt off, Snagglepus.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
How you doing tonight? You're doing all right? Things are
getting better with my grandpa. I don't know my family.
They left me at a theme park. I'm gonna tell
you this, man, snaggle Puss. I think snaggle Puss.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
And and I shouldn't maybe speak on what other people's
icons should be, but I would say this if Snagglepuss
isn't a solid gay icon. I employed the gay community
to look forward and look deeper because snaggle Puss was cool.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, that dude, you know he was he was he
he was gay.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Snagger Push was gay man, good good, he deserved to
be in whatever forest.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
They all live just like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But but I feel like the the positive stereotype or
positive thing that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Was snaggle Puss whooped your ass. Yeah, run up on Snagglepuss.
Once you say, yogi, what you say? What you saying?
In my roommate Craig, I said, you guys live in
a one bedroom watching you.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Why don't you step up and say it to my face?
God damn pedophile Bear? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you
let me know what's going on rooming in the steel
picnic baskets. All I'm doing is hanging out. Yeah, what
do you think, Jabba Jaws?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Thanks out of this. I gotta go to synagogue.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
You think these momosas just make THEMSELFI yok, you got
your draft dodging Bear. I didn't see you and the
Frozen Chosen wearing stars wear a scarf because I'm cold.
You're gonna wear a patch in your eye because I
clawed out. Yeah, God, damn grooming bear. I'm gonna put
the paws on your yogi. You know what your nickname
(10:26):
should be, Dick dastardly.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And I know why I have to leave now exit, Steet,
you left, I'm out of here.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'm gonna hang out with Mama cass And and the Globe.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Trotters and seventy like it.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Blow tarms always made special appearances on cartoons.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I'm trying to Mama Cake like, if I get murdered,
man and y'all can't.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Solve it, called the Globetrotters and Mama Cats just bounted
the basketball. I found the god Blake's meadow Lock. You're
a good one. I only know one Globe Trotter's name.
That's Curly. That's it. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I losing our hearts, Amy, our hearts, okay, real quick
before we have to go to break like three minutes, Amy,
you are cat sitting again. This is not your first
time on radio cat sitting, which is my full time job.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
This is what I do.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Cat sense fine.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Now, and it's for to uh a lesbian couple, right? Ah?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, absolutely, God, you.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Keep it real I like that, Like, are you wearing
birkenstocks right now? Better? You're in for free you?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
You almost for it? Yeah you get are you?
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Are you wearing some kind of telling what I'm wearing?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
James?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Move on? Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. A man is asking
you a question.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Miguel, it is too early. I'm not listening to the
scrap anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You will listen to our misogyny and you will thank
us for it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I listened to a man with thirty battery power can't find.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
His battery the I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My friend Miguel can't find his charger for his I'm
never home.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, well you could move in here, but you're being
weird about him, Like, I'm not ready, Snaggle, I'm not ready.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You can't want you with just friends.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Together every year, Snagglers put together.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
You would never You.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Look very stressed, Miguel. Let me bessage you. It was
like you're just a coward. Miguel, tell your father the truth.
I'm not ready.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Come out of the closet.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Come out of the closet, exit stage you love. I
know who my real friends are. Yeah, let's go catch it.
He called it cat sitting, but none of us sat down.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, maybe this can take a seat somewhere like your
face by a man?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh god ready, how did we get here? I love
it so much? How could you do toys in Korea?
Be this much of a coward? Look in my face yourself?
(13:34):
To put Drummond from jabbing Chawns's band?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, yeah, he's handsylyally.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
All the Japanese.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Right, Dudley, which was Doudley?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Do right?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Mount Mounty remember him?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I'll have to look him up.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
He likes to mount even there you go.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
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more hilarity when you get back. I want to talk
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You still listening to Real Lax on Real Radio one
on four point one, I'm still your host, mister James
Type three Young joining virtual studio with Amy Lacord from
the Pillowfork Podcast and Miguel Colone Junior. Now, if you
guys are not following us on social media, I implore
you please go to Facebook, Instagram, even YouTube like, subscribe, comment,
please follow, share all this hilerity so and keep it
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going for another nine years.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Amy, of course you are their house sitting, and I'm
sorry that house sitting is what normal people do.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You are cat sitting.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I sit the house too. The house gets sat as well.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I do love the house.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Let's be real.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
You are your cat sitting for lesbians. They care about
that cat more than they do that.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Good people.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
They're great, beautiful humans that care about their cat and
then want their cat to be not lonely the cats.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
There's two cats?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh, of course there's more than one. Why would there
just be one in a lesbian household?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
They love? But anyway about whatever you want, people are listening.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I don't know if yeah, you didn't say nothing bad
about Charlie Kirk, We're fine.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh wow, Oh my god, what's your question?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
What's your question?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm yelling so much today?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
That is so funny. Now.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I know that your friends, of course you do it
to help them out. But is there a going rate
for cat sitting or house sitting nowadays?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah, I do it for free. I just love them.
I love my friends and we all have each other out.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh, they don't have to do anything. You go ahead, brothers,
it's gonna be dot com.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Rover dot com is an app where yes, get your
pet sitters. Yes, and you go to rover dot com
and you you say I need a cat to be sad,
and then they laugh and they give you a price.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You work for it, don't you a girl? You work
for him?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Don't you?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You sit cats on the side.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I know I know he's not lying because my sister
in law works for Rover and I laughed when I
first heard what do you mean as an app where
you can use to get people to come pets it?
Then she showed me how much money she makes, and
I was like, well, damn, I need to start walking
something out here in these streets. Because they make it
on holidays like Thanksgiving. She'll come late because they pay
(17:31):
extra for you to go to the house on a holiday,
so the dog can't talk, so you don't even have
to go.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
No, It's like it's like a little foreign kid.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Nobody gonna knows all the time.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
What go.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Meditated? Now, it's pretty meditated.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Now I want him to know.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'll be thinking you do, me thinking you do. But
there is gonna be a problem when they come back
to their house and you know.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
This dog poop everywhere. But yeah, I'll be like, that
dog is an asshole. What we're gonna do? What are
we gonna do? None of that was there when I
left the house.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, wow, wow, I bet you he stole some stuff
from your house too.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
This dog took all your pills, didn't he didn't.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I'm just taking that.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Don't pull over here. But it got hot, It got hot,
they got hot, you know, feel so you wi panties
everywhere so bad.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
You know who watches and watches walks dogs is daniel Mathis.
That's like her. I think one of her full time jobs.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
All right, her full time gig.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Well, I mean she worked a couple of places, but
she's got like three full.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Time jobs, and one of them I think is walking
and watching dog And so he could ask her.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Damn next time I see him, Like, yo, Danielle, let
me ask you how much money you out here making
on the street walking these dogs?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Have three?
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Well, now I know, maybe I will. Maybe while I'm
watching this cat, I'll go watch other cats.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Bring all the cats here, whole enterprise, conglomerate of cat watching.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
If you will Tellace, if you will, whoa, whoa, it's
gross when you're a mother.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You're a mother, you're a mother.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
That's misogyny.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
That's should be using big words like that, mister, your
right answer, Show the camera those feet. My buddy requested
some feet. I think it's gross, but that's my buddy.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Put it on the app. Put it on the app.
At all you pay me, I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I tell you my feet, but I don't have the
flexibility to lift my feet up, not at all.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I'm gonna have to stand on this laptop to show
you mine. God, I put on socks. I have to
look around the room. I'm like, how am I gonna
do this?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
I need a machine. You need a little machine the
stick your feet in.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
That's so funny. But your socks, not me. Dobby, keep
doing it. You do what I say. I'm We're off
that island.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Thank god, I'm children.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Oh my god, Dobby put that lotion on, slowly, slowly, Yeah, Dobby,
load the gats up.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I need your prints on it. I'm about to go
right out on. Call me a muggle one more time.
Call me a muggle one more time. I'll sever your snake.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It's your brain the whole time ago. This what's happening
in your brain all day?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's a lot all day. That's what I good.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Hell, Tobby's whatever Papa says. Fload up that gain Toobby.
We're gonna ride on him. Just pick one, just pick
one of them wizards coming out. We just sending a message,
not a huffle puff. Not a huffle puff. We gotta
treaty with them right now. Yeah, you don't want that smoke.
Ask him a question so you can make sure what
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house they are. That's right, Get the sorting hat. Get
the sorting hat.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Hey, real quick, man, if you caught somebody doing something bad,
would you snitch on him?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Of course? Griffindor Hey, let that be a lesson you.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Moving any packages outside of hogs Me You kick up
to me?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
His mom back is wan we Hey, y'all want to
do a bump of this pixie dust? Real quick? Something, man?
You try to get wings? What's up?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Little butter beer?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Butter beer out here? Man?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Hey, listen, man, I respect the lines. You respect the lines.
Hoggs Meeds my territory. Baby, all right, man, I'm out here.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Moving these packs. You out here worry about he? Hey,
you're worried about he who can't be named? What about me?
Who can't be named? My name rings out on these streets, Dobby, Dobby.
This man a drink. We're not animals. He's a goddamn guest.
He sits at the table. He lost the boss.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Man, ain't a mighty You're a sweet kid, You're sweet nice.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
He's nice. Hey, I don't round any of this. She's
a good girl. Look at us, hey, Weasley, man, you
know they always go look at you.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's just the poor Ginger, you know that, right, Yeah,
not when you get down with us, that's right, because
because Weasley, when when you with me, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Some of this, yeah, get us some of this fairy
dust right now? Player, all right, bro, thank you. You
know the Gingers are considered the blacks now, yeah, you
know that, right, Weasley. You know you got a home
if you haven't need a whole in the market for
a good soldier.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, that's up. Never let him be, Let him be,
Let him be. That kid's all right, he's gonna now
that kid, gott let him be. He's gonna be something.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Man, He could be better than us. He never at
some point he's gonna go to those teeth. Look at him.
At some point he's gonna match the well nevill take
a little bit of this, man, go buy books and stuff.
You alright, Yeah, you are right.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
It ain't gonna They ain't gonna say, man, Carlito Smalls
ain't a good man, and.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Carlito Ravens Smalls.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
But I wanted to ask you a question, man, how
was the annual Sausage Castle Halloween Party?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It was great?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Man, A triple costumed it up. I was Bob Ross,
ja'afar and a cowboy. Uh yeah, Bob was a blast. Hey,
Bob Ross is a great costume because this way, you
don't ever have to worry if somebody's like, like, like,
you know everybody's age by wearing a Bob Ross costume
if they're like, oh yeah, and you also know who's
just poor because poor people always like, hey, Bob Ross.
(24:14):
I had to watch that all day, you know, because
we didn't have channels.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
That was our babysitter. That was everybody's babysitter for you're poor.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
For sure, right correct.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Bob Ross was like if mister Rogers painted, yeah, you know,
and driving smoking.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Big squirrel. Every episode I watched the.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Bob Ross I was always amazed, like wow.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Thirty minutes, you're like, what is happening here? And then
you're like, oh my god, god, yeah, all of.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
A sudden, every whole beautiful wilderness landscape.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Like man, that dude's magical.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I wish Bob Ross had like had like like had
like served a nom and every now and then he
would be like, which could draw a happy little tunnel
and you could see, you could see that little Look
at this, I'm gonnadraw this little yellow hand behind the tunnel,
and he's waiting for me, waiting for me, but he
doesn't know. Oh, Bobby Ross is pretty good with a bayonet. Yeah,
(25:08):
and pretty here's the faces. It's easy for me to
draw the faces.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Because I see the faces every night. Let's get the
red out because we're gonna draw some happy napalm swirls.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You know, you stare into a swirl of napalm and
you see the face of the devil in your own
This is good, This is good, and the happy little
trees are on fire.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
What he was a mad man. He was an angry
man before he painted. Yeah, he was an angry, sad
man before he was a painting.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
He started painting. And I love how that one.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
He's drawing the war and he's like, we're gonna put
a light right here, you know, just like the light
you see in a man's eyes before he dies.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Yeah, this is great. Happy, look at this. Look and
I'm in the tunnels again. I'm there now, Yeah, I
remember it.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You can mell the.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Blood happy little bloody.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Join us next week.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I'm gonna be drawing the Holocaust, bob Bin happy little train.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I'm gonna need I'm gonna need a lot of paint
for this one. Yeah, oh my god, cocaine.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
See you next week.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, next week. Right here, Bob ros paints a tragedy.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
So you were all things out once, Miguel or you were?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
There was two days. I switched up. I did a
little costume change.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm gonna tell you, as much as I wore the
Ja'afar outfit, uh, I realized culturally we failed on clothes
and the people of the Middle East won because I'm
wearing this like big draped outfit. It's super comfortable, it
breathes really well. It looks regal, like you don't see
somebody and I don't know the name of these like
(26:56):
outfits that that they wear in the Middle East, Like, yeah,
I don't know what you call this kind of guard dress. Well,
if you want to be disrespectful, okay, yeah, to a
whole nation of people, you want.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
To just call it a dress.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
You don't want to call it a dress because it's
not a dress.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Because it's not a dress. That's what that's what ladies wear,
and these guys don't like but keep on going or
you know whatever, infidel.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Anyway, disrespectful because you don't want to be a lady.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
That's why you're never gonna get looked at the Sauny
Arabian Comedy Festival.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's why. Yeah, you're right, she's speaking stone.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
But yeah, man, wearing this thing, I was just like,
this is where we all should have culturally been on clothing.
And it breathes, it looks, it looks James, it makes
your body look good because it falls straight down.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You know, and it doesn't show any of my you
know kind of you know, my unflattering curves if you will.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But it's got pockets.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
It took he took ladies like seven hundred years to
figure out to put pockets and dresses.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It took guys like a weekend.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Yeah, because guys made the clothes.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
They didn't want to get let's pockets, Oh my god,
do stuff they didn't want.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
To do more so, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
So now you're complaining that. Now you're complaining that, Yeah,
you get cargo.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Pants and I get pants with no pockets. It's not fair.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Well, maybe make pants then with pockets, maybe maybe a
little by your bootstraps.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Give me the tools and teach me to read.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Ware. Are you trying to tell me now that ladies
didn't sew?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Is that just you know?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You know that we would have gotten so we would have.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You know, that stereotype that ladies don't sew or make clothing.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
You would have beat us for the pockets were.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It was Tuesday, that's what it was a dumb.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
And sad and we didn't have pockets. It's not our phone.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's a horrible mix. You're making babies. Weren't you probably good.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Barefoot and pregnant all the time because you guys.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Now you're wearing burking stocks with a cat. So you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You Amy about that stereotype, Miguel will tell you I
am so far from that, like as far as me
being able to tell my wife to do anything.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
No, I'm telling you everything. I love that nothing.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Because you're a nice person, James, I'm.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Like that what I am?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I think? So thank you. I appreciate I will. I'll
keep telling myself it's because you're nice. She beats you.
That's fine. I'm just too nice.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Putting makeup on his face, I'm just too nice, pretty now, mommy.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
On that domestic abuse note.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
We'll be right back with more right here on Real Labs,
Real Radio one a four point one. Welcome back everybody,
(30:05):
and you are still listening to Real Radio. I'm sorry,
well Real last on Real Radio one oh four point one.
Sorry that I'm a little out of it because I
just saw something.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That jarred me to my core. It shook my spirit.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
We have the very funny am of the Corps from
the pillow Fork podcast, and she just showed us.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I'm gonna let you tell the people what you showed us.
Tell us what we're looking at.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
This is my fourth grade picture. I look like Hillary Clinton.
I have shoulder pads. I got fireworks.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Also has a husband that likes to diddle people in
the oval office.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
That's what's going on.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I was doing my best. They didn't give me real pockets.
My pockets were sewed in. It was a tough time.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
He pockets. Amy, that looks like I got hurt in
my pockets. It has fireworks in the background. That is what.
What year is that?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Probably ninety four, nineteen ninety four, probably.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
When I graduated high school ninety one I'm young.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
I am not.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
I am not.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
That picture says I'm going to grow up a cat sitter.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yeah, I fulfilled my destiny.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
This is my full I'm going to grow up to
marry a Republican senator or one guy who's running for senate.
That's what that looks like right there. That's so conservative.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Like I tried so hard. I got got a k
Mar that was a whole k Mar dress. It was
all connected, like the little brooch was part of it.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
It was all like do you guys remember when like
you would find something like that looked really cool at KMAR.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
You're like, oh my god, oh my god, this is cool.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I can finally have something cool, and you were like, yes, yes,
this looks cool, this looks cool.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yes, I remember the day, and then kids will make
fun of you.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
This from k Yes, but knock off rebox like.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
We box. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
You know what I love about KMAR. I loved it
when they had the little Caesars inside the k Mar.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
That was pe so good. You took me back just
th with that. You are right back in the day.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
If we read an actual book or said we did
pizza book cluck. Yeah, the free personal pan pizzas. That
was the best thing ever.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
All summer you'd be reading just to get that free
personal in the.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Highlight.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We had a lot of literate kids back in the eighties.
But we also because we gave him pizza Hut, got
a lot of diabetics.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
And I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you what happened.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Pizza up book at program had kids reading, and then
Double Dare had us all prepped physically just in case
we had to be on the show, so we had
a good medium. I can't I can't mess this up.
And then the Presidential Fitness Challenge had you there to
make fun of kids.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yes, yeah, it was simpler time. Miguel got the way
back in the day. God, Yes, salute before I forget man.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
We were talking about last segment Miguel at the Sosage Castle.
They had their annual Halloween party. But Amy, you actually
have young children? Correct, Well, I have one.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
And this was the first year she didn't want to
go trick or treating with me.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
She's she's fourteen. It was the first year.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I'm I was going to ask what's the cutoff of
kidcher Like, no, no, no, I'm not sick treating my
mom and daddy fourteen years.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
No, this year was the first year I didn't like
do anything we used we used to go to like
the Pumpkin Patch and all.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
This was the first and all three of us, I
only have one.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
It was me and my husband and my kid, and
we would always do Halloween together and this is our
first year I didn't do with my kid.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I was sad. How did you handle it?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
I wanted?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I cried, I cried.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
I'm still sad.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Did you really I'm sorry? No, nobody was here. The
therapist is crying.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Nobody wants to hear this man speak to me.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I cry?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Did my therapist cry? How's she gonna solve my problem?
She's full of her.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Own because I know I feel the pain. I know
the pain.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
It was sad.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
I was really sad.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Was there a setup or a talk with her, like
asking what we're doing this year and she's like, mom, no,
it's over.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Yeah it was it is, Oh my god, the break
up break up. I'm like, hey, girl, what do you
think about next weekend? And she's like, I got plans,
I have plans, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Like, you live here. Yeah, it's awkward. It is awkward.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh wow, so we're not going trigger treating. No, Mom,
you can take the Miss Elastic Girl costume off. We're
not going anywhere.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
To get I wouldn't see what we're building by it
has the built, and the Miss Elastic Girl has the building.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
I'm going trigger treating just you know, with some friends
with other people. Is it Greg from math class? Right?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
This happened. I told you she would leave you. I
almost knocked over my entire set up so hard.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
You all right, Jaz, Yeah, yeah, you watch on YouTube.
You just saw my camera went flying.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okay, James, that's gonna cost two bendovers. Don't do it.
One segment left, bro, call.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
The kids in, call the little guy in Amy.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
What what was the last costume she was last year?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Some kind of anime character. I don't even remember.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Oh that was already the sign when you don't understand
what their costume.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Is, the sign's coming that they're getting.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Old exactly know exactly, you know, like probably like two
years before she was something you'd use.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
It was elsa.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Okay, God blessed.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
And I remember every year what she was, and we
would do a family costume sometimes, Like I'm not big
on a lot of holidays, but I love Halloween.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
So this was like, this one was tough. This is
a really hard one.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So how long have you been worshiping the devil? Amy?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Let's see right here, this is what it started right
here for Amy, this.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Is as far as you've gotten. This is as far
as the whole worship's taking.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
You just switch house, house sitting, hitting cats with the
dark Lord. I at least want to be doing like
upper middle class or something, you know, cat sitting in Ailesworth.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
And I'm not a show off you very much, James.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Well, I don't have little ones anymore. And we didn't
even buy candy to give out. And when I say,
as an adult you buy candy to give out, I
really mean I didn't buy candy and eat it myself
this year.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I just didn't do that. That's what that really is.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Right when you're a certain age, you're not buying it
for the neighborhood, Like like, why did you buy three
bags of the biggest candy, James?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
There might be a lot of children. You never know.
Children love Payda's. That is my weakness. I love When
you were a kid, did you did you go trigger treating?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I was a kid who took the pillowcase and I
wouldn't come to me too until that pillowcase was full.
We look out at as kids. Yeah, and our parents
will let us leave it. We didn't come home till
midnight am.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Later.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
And you had if you had like an older if
like if you were eight and somebody was twelve, you
were supervised.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Yes, yes, but I was brother, so always we were
out late.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
You could ride your bike to two towns over and it.
People were cool with it. I loved it. Basted. Did
somebody ever steal your bag? Oh? We didn't play the
back statch?
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
We rolled deep? No, we didn't play them games.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Man, we're utga, where'd you get back snatched that? Where
was that?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I didn't? I didn't, but I got taxed. I'll tell
you this all. You got taxed. Yeah. They rode up.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
They rode up in a car. It was me and
like six of my homeboys. And these were grown ass men.
They were probably like eighteen years old. Yeah, they rode
up in a car and cut us off and they
were like hey man, they were like take a tax
and we take the bag. And I was like reasonable,
I open it up.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, that was winning. They took a handful of each. Yeah,
that was it.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
You're eight nineties.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, so that tax is real. They do it at
lunch too. Taxes.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
They'd be like tax and you're like, oh my god,
I didn't even file this year.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
No wonder you're so angry, Miguel, I'm happy I got
pockets I had in my whole life.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Opinion and people listen, yeah, even.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Even eighties, Like I've been a mother for fourteen years,
was a psychologist and I'm like, shut up, I want
to talk about kids.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
And they're like, yes, sir, what did you want to say?
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Oh my god, and stand up constantly. I'll be like,
what do you know?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
And then yeah, some eighteen year old boy comes up
and like he's the Messiah.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Eighteen year old man eighty first of all man eighty. Ay,
what's the most misogynist thing you've heard in stand up comedy?
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Daytona beach, A guy, a tall man came and took
the microphone from me and told me I wasn't funny
and that women weren't funny.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
So let's stay till that's a normal night.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
And Joe it was an audience member.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yeah, I mean it was an open mind. I guess Daytona.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
You know, yeah, buddy Devin Sebull can say what he wants.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
He is.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Amy, I didn't show Here's and people I get mad
at me, but this is funny.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I did a show in clear Water and the four
comics who, yeah, the four comics who went up before me,
I was headlining. They had like just a bunch of
guest spots. And what it was was they just chose
whack guest spots, and it was it just happened to
be the comics happened to be all female, and so
all four guest spots were just draining the room like dreams.
(39:42):
They were just whack, you know, They're draining the room.
And by the time I came up, I said, hey, listen, guys.
I said, a lot of people make the comment and
statements that female comedians aren't funny, and I'm sure tomorrow
you will be saying the same thing.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Oh, brutal used to have a joke. You said a
joke to Amy, a man talking hold up.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Every time I see a comedian completely bomb on stage,
I always feel bad for her.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
I seeing a lot of men bomb. You know who
the worst was to me and he I don't like
to speak ill of the dead. But Timmy is it
Timmy time?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:29):
He had me up at shot Skis when I very
first started and I went up, and after I got off,
he spent a good six seven minutes talking about my vagina.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
After I was heads up, you want against him? Okay,
oh my god, my work. I was just saying, comedy wise,
you didn't have to go there. Wow, this is the episode.
This is it. This is when we get everything. No goose,
(40:59):
not what we said during the break.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Amy though, I'm me ask you this because every one
of us, every person has that moment where they they like, like, I'll.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
See a Latin person doing something. I'm like, oh god,
don't do that. That's gonna set us. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Does that ever happen to you.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
When you're like because because you know, you know that
just because if a guy comics whack on stage, nobody's
thinking all guy.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Comics are whack.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
But if if if if a lady comics whack on stage,
instantly people are like, oh god, another unfunny woman.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Are you ever like at a show hosting a show
and you're like, no, not her, not her, not her.
She's gonna say God, you're God. No.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
No, that's why book shows with many different genders. No,
I have shows with many different genders where people can
be we can have good and bad of all genders.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
So no, I have shows with just guys so that
it's funny. But wow, can I get a guest spot?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Hey? Can I get a guest spot? Can I get
a guest Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:59):
With those shoes, I'm not wearing a broken.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Dogs, so I'm gonna wear the slides.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I allow. I allow.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I'll book like a trans female to male comic too,
because I'm like, hey, welcome to the big league.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You made a good choice. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Okay, I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Let's do it.
Let's go for my art, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, and we got a shout.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
There's some very funny female comedians out there, Amy you
being one of them. Also, Britney Brave if you guys
don't know her familiar, whether she's based out of Miami, hilarious.
I got to work recently with Madison Bakage, which I
saw you were on a show with her.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Very funny, great writer, only been doing it for three years.
Don't don't be a coward. Okay, got it, got it. Hey,
I'll tell you this and I say one thing, and
I'm a man, so I know James will allow me. Amy,
thank you. This is something. This is something.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Honestly, I believe the reason why we see less women
in comedy one of the reasons, one of the many
reasons though.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Is also men because of men.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Well, Amy, because we are.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
There and your readers are in our faces.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Oh god, Amy, I know in books, ladies. One of
the reasons you guys. Yes, thank you, Amy, I love
no truthfully, though, I know there's a lot of reasons.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
I know, but I think also culturally, we do a
bad job of supporting funny women as they grow up.
Like a funny guy is super cool. I was a fat,
funny guy and I was treated like I was super cool.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
But a funny woman is it? Maybe it makes me.
I don't know. I don't know all the reasons, and
I know that none of the reasons are good.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
But I know that we don't support funny young women
with support funny weird.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
They tell you too loud, we tell you too much,
like be prettier, be smarter, h don't be, don't be
or don't talk about that, or don't you know we're
not like cherished for talking about our minds, especially stand
up people like, oh, don't talk about that.
Speaker 4 (44:01):
I've gotten that many many times.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
And it's like you don't get to fail, like you
have to fail so many times as a stand up before.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
You because yes, that's the easy part for ladies. Okay, okay,
freaking early.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
I'm not speaking to him, James, tell meguil that I'm
not talking to him anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Miguel, not talking to you anymore.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Amy, You cannot tell a black man what to do
just because you're a white How dare.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Hey James, Hey James, that he's short and he oh.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Now she's body shaving me.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Oh you ladies, love you, ladies love to hate body
shame until it's time.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I never said, don't you generalize me?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Don't you say you women are a monolith?
Speaker 4 (44:42):
Ok thank you, James.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
First of all, I don't care if women aren't some
kind of butterfly.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay, a monarch, a monarch.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
I love butterflies.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
I do like a butterfly. Before we do, Amy, we
you know, we love you. We love you, guys. Shoot.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I want to give you opportunity to tell people about
some upcoming show. So here's one of them that you
have going on. I want people to know what's coming up,
so please tell us about it.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
We got a library show.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Do an improv Miguel, keep your mouth shut please, it's
gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
We're gonna have a blast. They do him every second.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yes, got it.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Also because the other picture wouldn't load, and I apologize
Amy about that, but I definitely want people to definitely
support this podcast.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Tell us about it.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Season three pillow Fort with Ruined Amy. We've been having
a blast. Shout out to Rue who got to wasted
last night for Halloween and couldn't make it in today.
We miss her and I love her.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
I can't wait to see her.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
And whoever chose the animals to represent you guys nailed
it on that picture.
Speaker 4 (45:43):
Look it's a lady I'm cat sitting for.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
She's an artist, She for us, Constantine shet you guys, I.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Did know instantly who was who from that picture.
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Okay, glasses, I'm a little sloth.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
I'm a little We'll keep it's really cute, man.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
It's all definitely go check out the pillow Ford Podcast
with amiel Ford. Thank you so much for being on
the show as always and putting up with me and Miguel.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
We love you guys.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
To do on behalf of myself, James John and my
great friend mister Miguel Cologne Junior. Thank you guys for
tuning in and we will see you on Wednesday. We
won't be here tomorrow. God bless y'all. Y'all be good
and amen, you get.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
To tell them what to do.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Oh yeah, thank you asked.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
You're not gonna listen. You're a woman. We're out here.
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