October 22, 2025 • 48 mins
Tuesday 10-21-25 Show #1205: Miguel did a show a Secrets Hideaway, we talk about theart or porn, Miguel at the AVN, the controversial Saudi Arabia comedy show, and Ken explains the N-word Board.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
What's up everybody, And welcome to Real Labs on Real
Radio one or four point one. I'm your host, mister
James John and we are your night Capital Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's right, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
If you're on your way to work, we're gonna give
you what you need to get you through your shift.
You're on your way home, We're gonna give you a
couple of lasts before you have to go in and
face the family.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm joining Virtual Studio by my.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Brothers, my comedians in arms, because it's a war out here.
First off, the man who helped start this all those
many years ago, Miguel Cologne. Don't you forget about the
junior because he knows who his daddy is, Miguel.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What's going on at the castle, baby.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Not much, man.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I just want to give a shout out to Kevin Dean.
I did his room at Secrets Hideaway. Yeah, it was
a fire ass room. It was packed, packed, packed, and
that audience came to laugh and it was crazy because
it's a lifestyle resort.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So it's like swingers and there's a table.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
These people had to be like sixty five years old
and and they were out there and I was telling him,
I was like, Yo, this is someone's mem like somebody
it's like, you know, it's like it's like nine thirty
and they're like, should we call mem Like no, you
know she's asleep.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
No she's not.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
She getting spit roasted by two man Dingo's, you know,
and then she chot ou sliding.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
God damn.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I said, you don't want to you don't want You
don't want to know that your grandma is in an
Eifel tower.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
And and you know, she getting she getting rammed up,
and all she's thinking is Harold, Harold Tomorrow's Veronica's birthday.
You know, she wants to go see the petting zoo.
And he's like he's like working it from the back
of the little girl, such a sweet angel. You know,
that's think Kevin at least never did. I said, I said, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You got crochet condoms.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Damn not crochet amish condoms? Was it? Was? It like
the actual place itself was in ye.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Beautiful place, man. I mean, I mean they put a
lot of work into it.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I mean they charged a lot of money for these
people to come out there and do their things, so
they you know, they give them their value. And I
had been there years ago, because I did the I
hosted when TWU Lac Crew was there like thirteen years ago,
and my own boy John Callahan owns the place. I
just I haven't been, you know, in years. I haven't
done a show there because before people were running comedy
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was there that were like okay, whatever, you know, Ron
Chapman had a show out there, you know, So it's
like that. But Kevin Dean is a solid comedian. He's
a great young comedian. And every room that Kevin Dean
puts on is a fire room. And so that's something
I would like to tell anybody out there who wants
to do comedy. I did Secrets Hideaway years ago when
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somebody who was running it, not the venue themselves, but
the person who was running it didn't put any effort
into making it a good comedy show. And now I
did it when Kevin Dean's running it, and it's an
amazing comedy show because because the venue, there is some
importance to the venue.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If it sucks, it sucks it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
But if a place doesn't suck, you can still make
the show suck by not putting the effort into it.
And Kevin Dean put effort into making Secrets, Hideaways, Monthly show,
a dope show, and I was really I was really impressed.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I had a great time. It was a great audience.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
And so yeah, you know, like, if if you ever
see a show going on by four o seven Kevin
Kevin Dean, I would recommend going, even if it's a
hookah lounge because I have done his hook a Lounge
twice and I don't do hook o lounges.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I don't do man.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I walk in, I walk in, I see a fat
caterpillar smoking some hookas a god damn it got me
again because hook a lounges always lie with their name.
They always lie with their name.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They're like, you want to go?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You want to go to Blue Missed Ultra Lounge. And
I'm like, yeah, what it's like. They're like, oh, it's
a nice little ultra grown folks hanging out. I'm like yeah,
and I walk in there. Heay, mother, welcome to Blue
Miss Ultra Lounge. I'm like you, mother, mother, you know
you got me in the Gaza strip over here smoking
with a mother.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You want to Jordanian hot Dog?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Come on, mother, brother, You and Jordanian hot Dog may
not a chickpea.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Funny. That's a funny thing about comedy too. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They will put a comedy club anywhere, Bonkers will anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I had to walk through a whole playing Parenthood protest
to get to one of my bonkers. They were like,
babies have fingernails at two months.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I said, I'm just I'm just trying to do a
hot forty five for bro.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
If you can order a sandwich, not a side.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's a good room.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Movie theaters bowling.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Still playing, movie's still playing. I'm like, so the movie
goes stop. They're like, nah, just be quiet.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
My favorite when you're on stage doing the show in
the theater movie theater and then the movie next to
you is loud. I'm like, yeah, businessness, that father of
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Orlando comedy.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Today, you got a new nickname. This is a rickety Boles.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
He got zooks exact get my dad's effects. So yeah,
I agree with you, Miguel. Amazing comedians put together amazing
rooms because you.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Amazed comedians put on the amazing rooms.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Because you ever noticed when you go do a bad room,
that comedian running it is usually a terrible comic. Correct
thereto comic. But that for four seven Kevin and Jary Wright.
Dem two bugs put on some of the best and
they're good comics. They're good comics they put on they
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put together good shows.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Man.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
But go go do a room and it's band and
say who put this together? And you'll be like, oh
comedian comedian guys.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Jarry Wright had me do a show on the number
forty one bus. I said, what I said, I'm not here,
it's five hundred.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I walked in there.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
The girl was like, do you want bottle service? He said, yeah, man,
we're getting off on Cimarron too, so you can do
a double feature. You can do a hookah lounge. I said,
I'll do a bus show. I'm not doing a hookah libe.
I'm a real comedian.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I'm a real comedian.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I came up in the Bonkers era a while which
aisle of the CBS are we doing the show?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
This dude said he was at a hookah bar on
the Gaza Strip.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Come on, they just open gossip.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I know, man.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
They were like, welcome back show, put your old hostage
for free drink.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Hey bop, let me ask you all the question man,
because everybody's talking about it in the comedy community. I
want to get you guys' take on it, because I
know y'all got an opinion. What do you think about
that comedy festival that went on over overseas for the
Saudi government and a lot of the famous comedians we
know and love and respect went over there and actually
did it? Do you guys judge them or you don't
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get sick?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I think I think honestly, I have no place to
judge anyone who was given an opportunity that I do
not know how I'm going to react to because I
have done shows for fifteen hundred dollars and been like,
but this wing of the Klan isn't so extreme, Miguel.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You joking? But we did a show.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
We didn't even know what they were. They were like,
we're the proud Boys.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I said, he mande whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But yeah, we tell you that we did a show.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Oh yeah, dude, I was gonna bring it up, but dude,
real talk with somebody that booked me to do a gig,
And y'all know real lads don't do politics.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
We don't do We've had.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
We don't even vote.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, we don't even vote. Neither one of us are registered.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Bro, I'm gonna say this one day I was I
voted for and for Trump.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I was like, let's eat us out.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'm still doing writing in votes for Obama. Brother, what
are you talking?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Pro?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I went and did a show, write.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
And Marry and Barry.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah, I did a show and I didn't know the
dude was. It was supposed to be the charity event.
So I went and did the show fifteen hundred and
it was like a bright ring Republican.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I didn't I didn't know the person. Then the person
that booked me, I'm already there.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I'm like, bro, you know I don't do politics, So
don't take a picture of me, don't post no video
on meat.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I don't want nobody.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
In fact, I gotta punch you in the face before I.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Got this look real.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Because here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I came through the conclusion, Yes, the Saudi government does
things against people and they don't have a lot of
rights over there and people are taking advantage of But
are you gonna punish the people who would love to
get some comedy in their life because they could really
use it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I think it is this. I think it is this
performing for the people, not the government.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I understand I understand where people are coming at for this.
I just have no right because I know right now,
if North Korea said, hey, do you try and make
twenty five hundred, I say, first of all, Imperial Leader,
I heard you don't even poop.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's amazing, you know, ah, fly me out.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
So I'm not in a position where people are can
be like, oh, so you're not in a position.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
To have a moral compass.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Sure, guys, but I've never been put in a situation
like that, and I.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Don't know what I would do.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
And I understand you could be like, hey, man, Bill Burr,
how are you gonna do this?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
How you gonna do this? Hey?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You know, man V.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Davison, they kills your parents? How you go to your dad?
How you gonna do this? I get it.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
All I'm gonna say is my honesty, got opinion on.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
This would be hypocritical if I tried to pretend that
I was on some high horse of what I would
do in this situation, because, as I said, I'm performing
in movie theaters and feminine productiles of cvs.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So you know, especially when you're faced with the dilemma
of I'm gonna give you this bag and one of
the biggest bags you've ever seen in your life to
come over here and do a set for twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, And I just I know personally, I have not
been tested. My convictions haven't been tested in a situation
like that. And I know anything I say about what
I would or wouldn't do is all speculation on who
I want to be, not necessarily facts on who I am.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
You know, because you know what, I like, Miguel paying
this mortgage. You know, it's great pay that mortgage.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
First of all, sometimes I'm like, hey, man, I don't know,
we have an interesting justice system here. Maybe we should
just be cutting hands off of people because they, you know,
held a woman's hand without her dad knowing.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't know. Look at these thick of the yag zooks.
Yeah they had it coming.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
But when I when I was on social media, I
felt like it was more like unknown comics complaining, Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That's what I don't want to be, and that's what
I don't want to be.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yes, yes, some open micro, some open micro.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
That was it that was performing at the Falcon last week,
got some opinion that never been booked comedy show is
telling reoral famous comedians what they should do with They're like, man,
shut up, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Man, I can't. I can't call it either, Miguel.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I honestly took a look at myself and asked myself
that question, and I said, I don't know. I like
to think that human being or James, how about I
don't care because it ain't my business.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, that part I'm not going I'm not. I didn't care.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Listen, the Saudi government was found there's an audio tape
of them killing a journalist in a hotel, chopping his
body up and putting it in a suitcase. I'm still
not making an uproar about that, but I'm gonna make
an uproar about Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I'm a hypocrite. Yeah, there's bigger things if you are.
And there are people, there are.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
People that stand by their convictions and have been like, no, Gael,
this is wrong, this is this is and and they're
real they would never do something like that, and you
know they wouldn't and they care, and they'd be willing
to lose to never do something like that. I just
know me, I just know if I was in that
hotel and they child to that journalist, I'd be like
what and I'd be like, that's the most disgusting thing
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I ever heard, and they were like, we like to
book you for the Palace.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I was like, that's that bag's leakproof. That's pretty hot.
What is that you get that?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Man?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I could use one of those. So I know I'm
a hypocrite.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I know I'm a hypocrite if I'm making a big
deal about people performing at that comedy festival and I'm
not making a big deal about the human rights violations
that have been going on with our with our partner
in peace, Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
M I've been alive, damn.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
So everybody who went over there, hey, salute. I hope
you come back safe. That's all I care about, bro,
hope you come back safe. Is there anybody that you
can think of, any club or comedy book or that
you're just like, I'm never gonna work for you again.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
There's tons of people, man, tons of people.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Usually they done they've done me wrong, or I've just
seen I'll tell you this much too, man. And I
definitely I think people know I lean more liberal with
a lot of policies, like when it comes to like
social issues. But I mean, if you if you some
crazy whack job, extreme liberal person preaching hate. I want
nothing to do with you. I don't want anything to
do with anyone who's preaching hate. Man, Like, Yeah, I
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don't get it.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'm with you on that. Yeah, only a few people
I refuse to work for. That's just because, like you said,
I've seen them rip people off.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I know you're gonna do the same thing to me.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I learned my lesson one time with a I'll never
work with that dude again. But pretty much, man, I work.
I don't know some DA ain't a lot of places
I won't work man.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Because I got kids.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I got four black kids, So yeah, it's a lot
of Jordan's and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I'll say that.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Only weekend racist about ourselves.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
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Speaker 2 (15:36):
It is me, mister James Jean, Miguel Colonne Jr.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Ken Miller aka Rickety Balzic gat Dukes on the radio
for you guys, your night cap of comedy real quick.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Before we keep the.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Show going, I just want to have I just want
to say this man and remembrance, rest in peace to D'Angelo,
one of the pioneers of the neo soul movement. Man
I definitely was a huge fan so he passed away.
Just wanted to say shout out to his family and
thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
All right, can man, what you got for us today.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Brother, we were talking do you know, we have these
crazy conversations doing the break and before the show and
all that, and we were talking about our internet history.
And I'm telling you, bro, if you look up one
thing on your phone, that's so right now. So the
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other day I accidentally watched an adult film not in cognito, mo.
And then on Facebook is showing me is like the
top ten adult start. I'm like, yo, can I get
chicken recipes again?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
How did you?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
How did you accidentally watch a portal?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
You're like, no, I said Gladiator, not glad he ate her.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I'll check this out.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Because bro, Hey, hey, hey, Miguel, you gave me with
his computer.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What did you say to do?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I said, throw it in the river.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It's been compromised, get a burned back, bug out, start
a new family.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Hey, I'm telling you that.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I remember last week I tell you about my tax issue,
and Miguel gave me some info to reach out to
a tax lawyer. Next thing, you know, every ad I
see on Facebook is for taxes. It's like whatever you
look for, whatever you talk about, bro, that's I liked
one baked chicken recipe.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
And I'm not lying.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I may have twenty five new baked chicken recipes in
my phone because the next thing I saw was baked
chicken and then funny. And it's just I don't know
what it is about the algorithm that does that to us.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Bro Bro, I looked up one amputee porn video. Now
I keep getting advertisements from a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Hey support the troops.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
To get rid of I had to get rid of
my phone. I was like, I was trying to get
the trendy on my car. Worked on sending me these videos.
I don't speak TI.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, they definitely listening to us. Man, you can be
talking about something and you'll look on your phone and
it's a bunch of Facebook ads for it. I know
that because because I'll be talking about a restaurant like damn,
I love Bojangles.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I will go to my phone. Facebook has adds all
about bo Jangles.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
James. They just guessing on that one with you.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, they looked at your playlist and they was like,
hey man, you got fourteen DiAngelo song.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Send them some bow Jangles and some child support lawyers.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
They send him the new buick that's coming out, the
two thousand algorithms.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Bronh when uh.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
When Ken called me up man, he said, hey, b hey,
I accidentally got some porno on my computer.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
What do I do? I said, You've been compromised.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
This phone's burnt, hung it up through it, grabbed my
book bag in my passport, and now I'm living in water,
Mexico under the name of Estebon Rivera.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I came home, man.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Started pouring bleach everywhere, a little match on my curtains.
I said, we've been compromised. Burn notice everyone bug out?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Hey, can you have been at a job in call
centers where there's a dude that got caught with it
on his computer, like misusing his actual work computer.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Oh dude, we had They fired a guy because he
was in a meeting on his phone looking at it.
But there was a reflection glass behind him, so they're
looking at the reflection glasses. Are you see him?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Was like, what, b.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
You got to have a certain crazy addiction that you're
at work and you're in a meeting and you're just
scrolling that.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You got to have an addiction.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And you're not about to beat it. You just love
the art. I was like, you know what that runs?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
That reminds me of like dudes who watch classic NFL games.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I'm like the Steelers win. I know, you know just
y you know, bro?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Did they did? They have to like scoop the guy up?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
They had the one guy come over, hey, man, could
we talk to you real quick over here?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
And they had a meeting with him. They had a
meeting with him and.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Even there do it again.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
If y'all had the pleasure, because get thrown out like that, Yo.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
But the crazy things James, cats like that when you
go where you say, they got to pack their stuff up.
Usually cats like that ain't got nothing on their desks.
They ain't got but you know you you yeah, lots
and clean necks, y'all ever see the hot Sauce party.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, restaurants they got a loation Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I've been using the a little arrow one because I
wanted to sting a little.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No, he got icy hot.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
This one got a little rocks in it for exfoliation.
I think skin like a snake in the spring.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Everybody needs me, will be the bathroom for thirty minutes.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Hey, if they ever lay me, y'all, bro, I got
I it's gonna take eight.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Boxes because my desk is full of stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Bro, you're gonna get those college hunks moving junk to
come in.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yo. I got a picture of y'all on my desk.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
For real, one of the pictures we took down, the
pictures we took downtown that all of the money. I
have all those pictures hanging up to my desk, bro,
Like I got pictures of all my comedy friends, my family.
I got funko pops surrounding my whole desk. Like you
you fired me, Yeah, you got I need a moving truck.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I just realized that's a that's a premise, man, Like
you looking at somebody, like when you got to fire
somebody and you just you don't know who, but you
got to pick one person you look at who don't
have the most stuff on your desk because you're like, yeah,
that that dude didn't even playing.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
On being here long. I look at Ken's desk and
I'm like, oh, he needs this.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
He might end it off, he loses his job. He
got you.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
You got to understand, like my my new I got
a new super I'm on my fifth supervisor in like
two years, and and he but he's so cool and
he's a zen guy.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
So when he saw my desk.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
He says, oh, okay, because but my job is stressful
for y'allhoo don't know. I managed the Internet for every
mall in the United States of America and every outlet,
Tanger outlet, So when the mall internet go down, Bro,
my phone is crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
So I need that. I need to look down and
see two packing biggie standing next to each other.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Right, they getting hey, So you do Tanger If you
guys don't know, Tanger is hard, hard a nice outlet,
hang god, bah. They always have the what do you
call that thing? The lighthouse in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
You always got lighthouse in the parking.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
And when I tell you that Internet is so complex
because the mall is different, because the mall is a
building and you got little electrical rooms where you can
put equipment at Tangers is outside, so so bath and
body works could be here, but the Internet port is
it's eight buildings down, but there's no documentation and so
(23:34):
me don't know. Bro, It's one of the most stressed
but it's the most money I've ever made in my life,
so you kind of got to put up with it.
So when it's going bad, I look down and I
got Biggie Pop Joy and Lebron James, Black Panthers Spider
Man out next to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I'd be like, y'all help me out.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Y'all y'all the goats, y'all the goats in the industry
helped me out.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Please tell me what to do. Baby.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
It's like Black Panther. You call on your ancestors to
help you. You hope it's gonna be Biggie and all them,
and it just comes shine and you're like, what are
you doing here? He's like, you are you?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
You brought me here? I thought I was calling Biggie.
You called.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
We got forced with it because Zulu coming over there.
I the Internet.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I'm gonna tell you, Louis, I tell you the weirdest
fun call I got, Bro, I can't stand peeps, the
candy peeps in one of my brought me a Peep's
fun dash funny.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I can't stand yeah eat peeps. You are serial killer.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
That's how I in Halloween coming the peeps candy corn
any hard candy, cinnamon, butterscotch any that yeah, yeah, yeah
you you you have murder your whole family, bro, bro,
and where.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
They skinned like ed Gane. Yeah you peeps. Yeah, he
does you man? You buy peeps?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And and and showing a dress right now. Flavors, bro, Oh,
they're the worst. You know what I don't like either.
I don't like them. Cadberry wet eggs inside.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Chocolate ones and you busted like a yolk.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
That's disgusting, girl, spit it back into the egg.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Hey, hey, if you bite it to the egg. A
dude on his phone like this, crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
At your job? Hey, what if that guy found another job?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Kid?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I don't know, bro, but it was. It was wild man.
It was like Miguel said, you went into the art
if you if.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
You just don't sound on either.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Look at the production value. Look at that. That's funny.
You're like, yo? He looking at like yo. I've seen
his living room before. They used this one already this
Yeah yeah, bro, he knows the director, you know.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Derek Simmons set designs.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
He won an AVN in twenty nineteen for Missus Aspire.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Wait a minute, Missus b Hey, man, I almost looked
that up. Dolls dolls fact. Hey, the fact that God
Award shows for this stuff is wow to me.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Dog, bro, hold.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Up, I think I got my badge. I went to
the AVNS in twenty nineteen. In twenty twenty, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Was in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I got set up because I know one of the
people who was producing like the after show. But the
best part is my badge says real laughs AVN. But
the best part about it is they gave me a
talent badge. So the talent badge means like yo, And
I was the guy.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I think I've told the story before.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I'm standing there and I got the badge that says
talent and I'm at like one of the after parties
and this big jack dude seized me and looks at
the badge and be line straight to me and grabs
the badge and then looks at me. He goes, hey, bro,
are you like massively hung because I'm producing? He goes,
and I'm looking for like a chair of faced fat
dude with a giant hog.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But GEL said, you were wise to come to me.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I said, oh no, bro, I'm on air talent. I'm
a radio personality. He was like, oh that's cool, Like
I'm a comic. And he was like okay, yeah, yeah,
all right, man. He's like, just yo, just keep it
in mind. I said, well, that's sweet. Offer, but I
have the chairum face, I've got more of a concealed
carry every day penis.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
But hey, goodro.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Hey, we just saw something wild speaking about that man
here in Florida.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
You can now open carry.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Bro, there's a dude in a restaurant to have and
I was like, somebody posted, I'm like, bro.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
How dangerous is that?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
What's in the pancakes man that you got to have
a gun?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You remember to pop out chicken sandwich beefs that had
been handled?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I know people, I'm not saying take your guns, so
don't come at me.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
People.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm just wondering why do y'all love guns to that
extent where I gotta have it on me and out
so you can see.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Well, I'm gonna tell you why. Open care And it's
the only thing man, I'm not saying. Open carrey means
you can carry a full sized handgun. Yeah, a set
of carrying a compact handgun. I don't open carry. I
cantial cary.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Guys been considered carried for a while.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
I don't talk about it celebrated because the odds are
I'm never gonna need it, and I thank God that
I never will. And First of all, too, if you really, really,
really want to be concerned with your safety, you should
have cardio, which I don't have.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
You should be able to run away. I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
If I was truly one hundred percent thinking about my safety,
I should be able to run away and get somewhere safe.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
That's the number one way to save yourself. It's to
be able to run away.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Said I need cardio. Yeah, I really care.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Yeah, if I was really like yo, I'm telling you, man,
but you gotta think about your safety. I think about
my safety and I and I do get concerned in
certain situations. I'm on the road with comedy, driving by myself,
all these places and stuff. But the truth is, I'm
not John Wick. I'm not drawing down fast these dudes.
Some dudes fantasized about scenarios that's not gonna happen. Why
my hope to God is that that my my my
(29:25):
everyday carry pistol gets shot at the range. And that's
the only situation I ever run into it. And if
something were to occur, I hope that I can defend
myself and the people I care about.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
But the truth is, you really want to be safe, man.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
First things first, man cardio, because I mean, if a
dude came at me with a knife, I gotta shoot
him when the rest of you we can could run away.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Yeah, Miguel, instead of open carry, we need open cardio.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah for real man, dude just in jogging shorts and nice.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
I shoot a dude twice and we're laying down waiting
for the ambulance.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
I'm holding his hand like we're gonna be alright. We're
gonna be alright.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like Fruitville Station.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Hey, guys, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back with
more hilarity on Real Last on Real Radio one oh
four point one. Welcome back, you guys are still listening
(30:41):
to Real Last on Real Radio one or four point one.
I'm your host. Mister James John joined the virtual studio,
of course, with mister Kim Miller and Miguel Cologne Jr.
We want to remind you guys, if you're not following
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keep it going for another nine years now. Before the break,
we were talking about the fact that Miguel went to
the av AND Awards.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
In twenty nineteen, in twenty.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Twenty, and he used a talent badge if you will
for real last holding up one more.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Time for Miguel.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I think I went twenty one. Actually it was that
pretty ovid because I'm thinking two thousand. Yeah, okay, it's
my av AND real laughs, talent baby badge.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Now if you don't know, it's the Adult Video.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Awards Network Awards, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Network Awards.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Okay, I don't even know what to expect when I
ask you this, But what is.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That like when you actually go to that award show?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Just a lot of cinematic artists. It's basically, to be
fair man, it's basically the sundance of butt stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Okay, you know, like it's cans in her can.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, it's hands, it's tacos, it's everything.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
No.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
So what it was was twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I was out in Vegas for a Shot Show.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Shot Show is a firearms and weapons show, big big,
it's the world's biggest expo. And I was out there
because a company and I can't remember what their name was.
They had made this pistol a design of a glock
that folded, I can't remember what it was. And they
had sent us a couple of like the firearms systems
and then they were like, you should come as our guest.
(32:29):
And I was there with a buddy of my black Rambo.
He's like an influencer for firearms. So we went the
Shot Show. At the same time there was the Builder
Show and there was the AVNS. The Builders Show is
a huge builders show with all the construction companies. Yeah,
so they hooked us up too. And so when you're
at these things, depending on your badges.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
So at Shot Show and at the Builders Show, we were.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Given like badges that said we were buyers, which meant
everyone's spoiling you because they're like, oh, you were present
a company and you buy.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
And so we're going around, We're hanging out.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I've got free stuff, and I'm just all the types
of water bottles and like whatever yetty cups were before
they were Yet he's all this stuff. And so one
of the people who produced the AVN Awards is a
girl I know, and she was like, you should come
to the a v NS. And I was like yeah, yeah,
And so she's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna You're a comic,
so I'm gonna put you down this talent And I
(33:24):
said cool, And so they gave me this talent badge
and everybody else in the talent badge is like, you know,
a pipe laying pro, you know, and I'm walking around
with mine. So everybody's like, damn, yo, this fatty must
be hung you know, in that.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Work, you know.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
And I'm just walking around cooping eating your dirvs.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, I love it. I love when you make.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Videos eating post whole time. I love that.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah. Is it like, hey man, I'm your derbing.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I always find this.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Now it's gonna just ask when you go to these awards. Though,
it's not pure debauchery, right, it's a real award show, no.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Man, it's pretty pure to bout for Jason. Okay, come on, man,
come on man, I'll.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Try to shoot on man.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
They don't need it. They don't need it.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
They were they they were wilding out like it's it's
a whole expo.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
So it's like a week long expo.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
All the adult like video network people are there, all
the big names in the in the filth business all
like the toy companies and stuff, and then they have
like a big award expo and like a red carpet
and uh, you.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Know it's it's a lot of hoes, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
You know, like, man, old lady, hold on both sides. Yeah,
both sides, bro, And I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Tell you what though, Hey, I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
You want to hear some of the wildest financial conversations.
It will be this girl Booby's so big she hired
two midgets to walk underneath them and lift them.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Tiny ways twenty four years old, and she's sitting there
with this six foot five brother that that lays pipe
like Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
An ice cube would run from the snake.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
And literally they're talking about oh no, no, no, the
housing marketing Greece is crazy. The apartment that I bought,
no way, like I couldn't buy it now with the
blah blah blah, just sitting there eating potstickers and the
dudes like, yeah, man, you know the thing about it
is when I bought my first apartment in Tokyo, I
worked with the Kunchi dealership or the Conechi agency.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
And he was all right, man, they charged.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Me bottom eat potstickers, and I'm like, I got a
little bungalow downtown that I rent. You're gonna bring me
a washer and dryer when I reach signed my loose.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Hey, hey, hey, not to chase the subject, but I
want to talk about these dirts.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
I did a in the show last night. I was
the same way I would walk around. They had some
sloppy Joe sliders.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
H yeah, the best bro.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
And then you always there's always like two things you
don't want, and you get angry that that lady comes
by you again. She's like some more caprazy positive get
get the hell out of here.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Where's this? Where's the dude with the croquet?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Why is there always one?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Or Dirve?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It's disgusting and they always want to serve it to You're.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Like, yeah, and that versus walking around all sad. Ye.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
You know, I wonder if they because I used to
do a lot of catering. Uh you know Jaj did
catering stuff too. You know how you find that dude
who who loves.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Your or dirve?
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Because you got to get rid of that trade before
you go back, So you just walk up. Hey, they'll
come straight up to me like, hey, take some more.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Nigga gaged me. I'm good.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Hey, hey dog, I wasn't asking to take someone.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I gotta stick them in my pockets.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Bro, I know my facts.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I'm about to say, that's the best or derves I've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
In my life. Is many beef Wellington to puff the
pastry with the mini.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Tracy and they got a little bit of the mustard, Bron.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
If you ever go to any function, they got the
many beef Wellingtons.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Bro, I eat.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Running around here and it's just many beef Wellington's.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
And that was an ecstasy.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
It was nothing but sexy salutes and beef Wellington's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Called kids flutes, not the other words.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah, man, maybe I'm just beef Wellington's talking about. Unclen
go see some guns later on and then a concrete
great guys.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Hey, hey, don't be upset, bro, I don't. I'm not
a beef Wellington fan. Really, I'm not a beef well.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
I'm gonna tell you this with you.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
You're not a beef Wellington fan because you're thinking of
it as a meal. But a mini beef Wellington is
the perfect little snack because I understand. I actually don't really,
and I've had really good beef Wellington's.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I know.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
I know there's some people like you watch those Gordon
Ramsey ones that are just like fantastic. I has a
really good beef Wellingtons. But I know what you're saying.
You're not like, oh, I want beef Wellington for dinner,
but think about it from an appetizer standpoints, because you
don't also want thirty egg rolls for dinner. But when
they come around with a tray of them, you like, well,
it's a custom.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I once went to this one spot. They had something
I thought was pure genius. I love charcouterie boards.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
What they had was a charcuterie I guess you would
call it a skewer, and they had the salami, the cheese,
the olives and all the stuff on one big skewer
so you can pick it up.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Did that when she did an open house, she made
a bunch of those, and people, the people the other
realtors were coming in, was like where you ordered this from.
She's like, nah, I made I made that. Yeah, I've
had that, bro, that's good.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Fancy. Now this is all fancy. Now they're like ooh,
shark Coudie.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I'm like, hey man, some of the worst days of
my life I had to eat salami and cheese. Yeah,
just salami and jeez, that's all people like you want
to go to a fond due restaurant. I'm like, bro,
I grew up hard timing. I've had nothing but cheese
for dinner. It's not something to celebrate, you know.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Hey, what's that, dude, James Evans, bro I'm gonna have
a jam sandwich, two pieces of bread jam together.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Hey dude, if we can't say this, get ready to beat.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
But I don't know if you'll.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Watch those videos or like reels or whatever, because Sean
makes him now we call them they boards. Well wow,
we put together the blackest look it up, yo.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
They called him. They call them that word. But you
it's like some of the like it's like wings fried.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
What would be your board, James.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh Man, be simple, bro okay, okay. If I had
my own board that I can make.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
It would have sausage, hot dog, hamburger, and your ring.
That's not a board.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
That's that's that's you're not doing it right, James, that's
what board.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
That's just a meal.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna give you one of Sean's.
The other night Sean came to bed. It was she
had three wings, she had some some the ritos, she
had some Eminem's.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Sounds good.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think she had a scoop of ice cream.
And you because oney board, that's what we call.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Okay, I got one day. Okay, let me let me
go back, Okay, okay. Garlic bread, just garlic bread, pull pork.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Lasagna, oh yeah yeah, okay, and chocolate cake and caramel sauce.
Yeah there you got, man boy.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
This this is my in boy. One rib a pack
an hour later.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Uh some uh some crackers with with the cheese spread
on it.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, a white owl.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
And then sprigs of menthol just all over for the look.
And it's and it's served on a Commodore's vinyl.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
You know me. I gotta have a one one oxtail.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
I gotta have a hock tail, gotta have some some
I gotta have some corn bread, but it's corn bread,
it's stuff, macaronia, collar greens, oh god, bless, yeah, I
gotta have. I gotta have like some seasoned rice. Oh
look cup, a look cup like this a kool aid little.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Cop laid flight.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
They're all red, but it's three different reds.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Finish it off and to finish it off a tooth pick.
And as I'm finishing, I'm just like about James, I'm.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Thinking about your on board, your original one. I've had
that meal before.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I was when we had it.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I was with a hamburger, a hot dog of sausage
and some fries.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I've been to that barbecue bro for real. Hey, I
went to a cookout one time.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
It was it was a white dude I work with,
and I'm gonna tell you what. He had that outdoor
friar going and they kept dropping fries and you never
realized how much you wish you had fries at a cookout, right,
take sausages and then he was just basically he had
a fry station and they were doing it like Europe
(42:54):
where he just took the newspaper wrapped cones and he
was like you some fries, And I was like, damn,
I never really have fries and a cookout of barbie
because you can't keep them going. But they were just
dropping them and dropping them in there, and I was
sitting there eating eating like flank steak skewers, ribs and
all the barbecue.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Food, and I'll eat fresh hot French fries with him.
I was like, this is what.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Can't we gotta get?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Came one of those when he smokes meat we get
and fries. Can't we gotta do that now? And now
we gotta do that.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
I'm gonna give you props, Miguel, And Miguel says, so,
I mean it's I know, we give white people a
lot of stuff when it comes to cooking.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
And season it. White people can barbecue, White people.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Can barbecue, and white people can make a great steak,
white people's steak. I prefer hey, Latino steaks, except you're
talking about like South America where you get into like
like pecanna and all this stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
You know that's really good.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Uh, But when it comes to steaks, I'm gonna tell
you the truth. Uh, my people overseasoned on.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Black people overseason on steaks lot, and they're gonna get
mad at us. The wrong salt.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, it's gonna I'm gonna take They gonna take.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
My black car. When it comes to seasoning steaks, do
not use lorries rocks.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I want, I want my salt to be wearing a
funny little hat.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Good with money, you know, get mad at me.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
That's what the President said.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Don't no, Lorrys does not belonging on steak. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
A lot of times we well done the steak or
or or you know what we do. We marinate good
cuts of meat that don't need to be marited. You
don't need a maridate a rivite you like a flank
steak or something that's gonna be tough. You just need salt,
pepper and garlic. Man, you could do rosemary and butter
if you're doing it in the pan and stuff.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
I tell you what, man, I would? I would?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
I do think white people make great, simple steaks that
are full of flavor because they taste like a steak.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Not like other ingredients and seasoning.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yes, and one of the best mac and cheeses we
all know is made by a I do, Uh, what's
your Sam's boyfriend?
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Sam's workingflyn and the best knack of cheese I've ever had, bro,
I call it. Try to duplicate their recipe. I can't duplicate.
And she said that to me. I can't. I could
duplicate their recipe to save my life.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Bro, Sam's boyfriend bro ken uh during during his time
of grief.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Uh so that that stuff was so good.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
I have literally lied that three of my grandmas have
died so that I can get more of it.
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Speaker 2 (45:50):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
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That's right Friday, October twenty fourth through Saturday October twenty fifth.
You guys need to go check that out. Go to
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You guys look at my social media if you want
to get tickets. I hope to see most of you
guys there. What you gentlemen got going on this weekend?
Speaker 5 (46:56):
And man, I actually have no comedy man, So what
I might do is, man, I might swing by hanging
with you man, because I'm doing that as in jokes
in December, So I might if you know, I get permission, go.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Check it out.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
But yeah, man, I got a pretty slow October then
November December starts picking up and I'll be rolling with
omgs wigs.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
I love to see that this guy's doing well for himself.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
This guy's absolutely crushing this little tour that he's doing.
Man's selling out every single one thing he's doing. It's
selling out, man. So I'm glad you guys have put
that together. Ken, So congratulations on that, my friend. Well,
I guess that's it, man. It's time for us to go.
We will not see you well.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
No this day after so they don't know what the
hell I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
All right, guys, anyway, we've been drinking, we've been smoking.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Thank y'all. Always to it again, putting up with us.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I love the fact you guys come up to us
at our shows and tell us you listen, keep doing it.
It's gonna keep this thing going on. Behalf of myself,
James John. That is Ken Miller aka Brickety Bows. They
get the gag Zoos and Miguel Colonne. Don't you forget
about the junior because he knows who his daddy is.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
What's the yall? Tomorrow We're out
What's up everybody, And welcome to Real Labs on Real
Radio one or four point one. I'm your host, mister
James John and we are your night Capital Comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's right, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
If you're on your way to work, we're gonna give
you what you need to get you through your shift.
You're on your way home, We're gonna give you a
couple of lasts before you have to go in and
face the family.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm joining Virtual Studio by my.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Brothers, my comedians in arms, because it's a war out here.
First off, the man who helped start this all those
many years ago, Miguel Cologne. Don't you forget about the
junior because he knows who his daddy is, Miguel.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What's going on at the castle, baby.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Not much, man.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I just want to give a shout out to Kevin Dean.
I did his room at Secrets Hideaway. Yeah, it was
a fire ass room. It was packed, packed, packed, and
that audience came to laugh and it was crazy because
it's a lifestyle resort.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So it's like swingers and there's a table.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
These people had to be like sixty five years old
and and they were out there and I was telling him,
I was like, Yo, this is someone's mem like somebody
it's like, you know, it's like it's like nine thirty
and they're like, should we call mem Like no, you
know she's asleep.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
No she's not.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
She getting spit roasted by two man Dingo's, you know,
and then she chot ou sliding.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
God damn.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I said, you don't want to you don't want You
don't want to know that your grandma is in an
Eifel tower.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
And and you know, she getting she getting rammed up,
and all she's thinking is Harold, Harold Tomorrow's Veronica's birthday.
You know, she wants to go see the petting zoo.
And he's like he's like working it from the back
of the little girl, such a sweet angel. You know,
that's think Kevin at least never did. I said, I said, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You got crochet condoms.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Damn not crochet amish condoms? Was it? Was? It like
the actual place itself was in ye.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Beautiful place, man. I mean, I mean they put a
lot of work into it.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I mean they charged a lot of money for these
people to come out there and do their things, so
they you know, they give them their value. And I
had been there years ago, because I did the I
hosted when TWU Lac Crew was there like thirteen years ago,
and my own boy John Callahan owns the place. I
just I haven't been, you know, in years. I haven't
done a show there because before people were running comedy
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was there that were like okay, whatever, you know, Ron
Chapman had a show out there, you know, So it's
like that. But Kevin Dean is a solid comedian. He's
a great young comedian. And every room that Kevin Dean
puts on is a fire room. And so that's something
I would like to tell anybody out there who wants
to do comedy. I did Secrets Hideaway years ago when
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somebody who was running it, not the venue themselves, but
the person who was running it didn't put any effort
into making it a good comedy show. And now I
did it when Kevin Dean's running it, and it's an
amazing comedy show because because the venue, there is some
importance to the venue.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If it sucks, it sucks it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
But if a place doesn't suck, you can still make
the show suck by not putting the effort into it.
And Kevin Dean put effort into making Secrets, Hideaways, Monthly show,
a dope show, and I was really I was really impressed.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I had a great time. It was a great audience.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
And so yeah, you know, like, if if you ever
see a show going on by four o seven Kevin
Kevin Dean, I would recommend going, even if it's a
hookah lounge because I have done his hook a Lounge
twice and I don't do hook o lounges.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I don't do man.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I walk in, I walk in, I see a fat
caterpillar smoking some hookas a god damn it got me
again because hook a lounges always lie with their name.
They always lie with their name.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They're like, you want to go?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
You want to go to Blue Missed Ultra Lounge. And
I'm like, yeah, what it's like. They're like, oh, it's
a nice little ultra grown folks hanging out. I'm like yeah,
and I walk in there. Heay, mother, welcome to Blue
Miss Ultra Lounge. I'm like you, mother, mother, you know
you got me in the Gaza strip over here smoking
with a mother.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You want to Jordanian hot Dog?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Come on, mother, brother, You and Jordanian hot Dog may
not a chickpea.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Funny. That's a funny thing about comedy too. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They will put a comedy club anywhere, Bonkers will anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I had to walk through a whole playing Parenthood protest
to get to one of my bonkers. They were like,
babies have fingernails at two months.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I said, I'm just I'm just trying to do a
hot forty five for bro.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
If you can order a sandwich, not a side.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's a good room.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Movie theaters bowling.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Still playing, movie's still playing. I'm like, so the movie
goes stop. They're like, nah, just be quiet.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
My favorite when you're on stage doing the show in
the theater movie theater and then the movie next to
you is loud. I'm like, yeah, businessness, that father of
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Orlando comedy.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Today, you got a new nickname. This is a rickety Boles.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
He got zooks exact get my dad's effects. So yeah,
I agree with you, Miguel. Amazing comedians put together amazing
rooms because you.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Amazed comedians put on the amazing rooms.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Because you ever noticed when you go do a bad room,
that comedian running it is usually a terrible comic. Correct
thereto comic. But that for four seven Kevin and Jary Wright.
Dem two bugs put on some of the best and
they're good comics. They're good comics they put on they
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put together good shows.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Man.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
But go go do a room and it's band and
say who put this together? And you'll be like, oh
comedian comedian guys.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Jarry Wright had me do a show on the number
forty one bus. I said, what I said, I'm not here,
it's five hundred.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I walked in there.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
The girl was like, do you want bottle service? He said, yeah, man,
we're getting off on Cimarron too, so you can do
a double feature. You can do a hookah lounge. I said,
I'll do a bus show. I'm not doing a hookah libe.
I'm a real comedian.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I'm a real comedian.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I came up in the Bonkers era a while which
aisle of the CBS are we doing the show?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
This dude said he was at a hookah bar on
the Gaza Strip.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Come on, they just open gossip.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I know, man.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
They were like, welcome back show, put your old hostage
for free drink.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Hey bop, let me ask you all the question man,
because everybody's talking about it in the comedy community. I
want to get you guys' take on it, because I
know y'all got an opinion. What do you think about
that comedy festival that went on over overseas for the
Saudi government and a lot of the famous comedians we
know and love and respect went over there and actually
did it? Do you guys judge them or you don't
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get sick?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I think I think honestly, I have no place to
judge anyone who was given an opportunity that I do
not know how I'm going to react to because I
have done shows for fifteen hundred dollars and been like,
but this wing of the Klan isn't so extreme, Miguel.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You joking? But we did a show.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
We didn't even know what they were. They were like,
we're the proud Boys.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I said, he mande whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But yeah, we tell you that we did a show.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Oh yeah, dude, I was gonna bring it up, but dude,
real talk with somebody that booked me to do a gig,
And y'all know real lads don't do politics.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
We don't do We've had.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
We don't even vote.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, we don't even vote. Neither one of us are registered.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Bro, I'm gonna say this one day I was I
voted for and for Trump.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I was like, let's eat us out.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'm still doing writing in votes for Obama. Brother, what
are you talking?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Pro?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I went and did a show, write.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
And Marry and Barry.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah, I did a show and I didn't know the
dude was. It was supposed to be the charity event.
So I went and did the show fifteen hundred and
it was like a bright ring Republican.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I didn't I didn't know the person. Then the person
that booked me, I'm already there.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I'm like, bro, you know I don't do politics, So
don't take a picture of me, don't post no video
on meat.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I don't want nobody.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
In fact, I gotta punch you in the face before I.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Got this look real.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Because here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I came through the conclusion, Yes, the Saudi government does
things against people and they don't have a lot of
rights over there and people are taking advantage of But
are you gonna punish the people who would love to
get some comedy in their life because they could really
use it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I think it is this. I think it is this
performing for the people, not the government.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I understand I understand where people are coming at for this.
I just have no right because I know right now,
if North Korea said, hey, do you try and make
twenty five hundred, I say, first of all, Imperial Leader,
I heard you don't even poop.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's amazing, you know, ah, fly me out.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
So I'm not in a position where people are can
be like, oh, so you're not in a position.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
To have a moral compass.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Sure, guys, but I've never been put in a situation
like that, and I.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Don't know what I would do.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
And I understand you could be like, hey, man, Bill Burr,
how are you gonna do this?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
How you gonna do this? Hey?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You know, man V.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Davison, they kills your parents? How you go to your dad?
How you gonna do this? I get it.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
All I'm gonna say is my honesty, got opinion on.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
This would be hypocritical if I tried to pretend that
I was on some high horse of what I would
do in this situation, because, as I said, I'm performing
in movie theaters and feminine productiles of cvs.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So you know, especially when you're faced with the dilemma
of I'm gonna give you this bag and one of
the biggest bags you've ever seen in your life to
come over here and do a set for twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, And I just I know personally, I have not
been tested. My convictions haven't been tested in a situation
like that. And I know anything I say about what
I would or wouldn't do is all speculation on who
I want to be, not necessarily facts on who I am.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
You know, because you know what, I like, Miguel paying
this mortgage. You know, it's great pay that mortgage.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
First of all, sometimes I'm like, hey, man, I don't know,
we have an interesting justice system here. Maybe we should
just be cutting hands off of people because they, you know,
held a woman's hand without her dad knowing.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't know. Look at these thick of the yag zooks.
Yeah they had it coming.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
But when I when I was on social media, I
felt like it was more like unknown comics complaining, Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That's what I don't want to be, and that's what
I don't want to be.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yes, yes, some open micro, some open micro.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
That was it that was performing at the Falcon last week,
got some opinion that never been booked comedy show is
telling reoral famous comedians what they should do with They're like, man,
shut up, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Man, I can't. I can't call it either, Miguel.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I honestly took a look at myself and asked myself
that question, and I said, I don't know. I like
to think that human being or James, how about I
don't care because it ain't my business.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, that part I'm not going I'm not. I didn't care.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Listen, the Saudi government was found there's an audio tape
of them killing a journalist in a hotel, chopping his
body up and putting it in a suitcase. I'm still
not making an uproar about that, but I'm gonna make
an uproar about Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I'm a hypocrite. Yeah, there's bigger things if you are.
And there are people, there are.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
People that stand by their convictions and have been like, no, Gael,
this is wrong, this is this is and and they're
real they would never do something like that, and you
know they wouldn't and they care, and they'd be willing
to lose to never do something like that. I just
know me, I just know if I was in that
hotel and they child to that journalist, I'd be like
what and I'd be like, that's the most disgusting thing
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I ever heard, and they were like, we like to
book you for the Palace.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I was like, that's that bag's leakproof. That's pretty hot.
What is that you get that?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Man?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I could use one of those. So I know I'm
a hypocrite.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I know I'm a hypocrite if I'm making a big
deal about people performing at that comedy festival and I'm
not making a big deal about the human rights violations
that have been going on with our with our partner
in peace, Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
M I've been alive, damn.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
So everybody who went over there, hey, salute. I hope
you come back safe. That's all I care about, bro,
hope you come back safe. Is there anybody that you
can think of, any club or comedy book or that
you're just like, I'm never gonna work for you again.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
There's tons of people, man, tons of people.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Usually they done they've done me wrong, or I've just
seen I'll tell you this much too, man. And I
definitely I think people know I lean more liberal with
a lot of policies, like when it comes to like
social issues. But I mean, if you if you some
crazy whack job, extreme liberal person preaching hate. I want
nothing to do with you. I don't want anything to
do with anyone who's preaching hate. Man, Like, Yeah, I
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don't get it.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'm with you on that. Yeah, only a few people
I refuse to work for. That's just because, like you said,
I've seen them rip people off.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I know you're gonna do the same thing to me.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I learned my lesson one time with a I'll never
work with that dude again. But pretty much, man, I work.
I don't know some DA ain't a lot of places
I won't work man.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Because I got kids.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I got four black kids, So yeah, it's a lot
of Jordan's and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I'll say that.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Only weekend racist about ourselves.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
That's right, kid. All Right, y'all, don't go anywhere.
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you're still listening to us.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It is me, mister James Jean, Miguel Colonne Jr.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Ken Miller aka Rickety Balzic gat Dukes on the radio
for you guys, your night cap of comedy real quick.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Before we keep the.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Show going, I just want to have I just want
to say this man and remembrance, rest in peace to D'Angelo,
one of the pioneers of the neo soul movement. Man
I definitely was a huge fan so he passed away.
Just wanted to say shout out to his family and
thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
All right, can man, what you got for us today.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Brother, we were talking do you know, we have these
crazy conversations doing the break and before the show and
all that, and we were talking about our internet history.
And I'm telling you, bro, if you look up one
thing on your phone, that's so right now. So the
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other day I accidentally watched an adult film not in cognito, mo.
And then on Facebook is showing me is like the
top ten adult start. I'm like, yo, can I get
chicken recipes again?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
How did you?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
How did you accidentally watch a portal?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
You're like, no, I said Gladiator, not glad he ate her.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I'll check this out.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Because bro, Hey, hey, hey, Miguel, you gave me with
his computer.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What did you say to do?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I said, throw it in the river.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It's been compromised, get a burned back, bug out, start
a new family.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Hey, I'm telling you that.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I remember last week I tell you about my tax issue,
and Miguel gave me some info to reach out to
a tax lawyer. Next thing, you know, every ad I
see on Facebook is for taxes. It's like whatever you
look for, whatever you talk about, bro, that's I liked
one baked chicken recipe.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
And I'm not lying.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I may have twenty five new baked chicken recipes in
my phone because the next thing I saw was baked
chicken and then funny. And it's just I don't know
what it is about the algorithm that does that to us.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Bro Bro, I looked up one amputee porn video. Now
I keep getting advertisements from a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Hey support the troops.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
To get rid of I had to get rid of
my phone. I was like, I was trying to get
the trendy on my car. Worked on sending me these videos.
I don't speak TI.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, they definitely listening to us. Man, you can be
talking about something and you'll look on your phone and
it's a bunch of Facebook ads for it. I know
that because because I'll be talking about a restaurant like damn,
I love Bojangles.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I will go to my phone. Facebook has adds all
about bo Jangles.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
James. They just guessing on that one with you.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, they looked at your playlist and they was like,
hey man, you got fourteen DiAngelo song.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Send them some bow Jangles and some child support lawyers.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
They send him the new buick that's coming out, the
two thousand algorithms.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Oh that's funny.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Bronh when uh.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
When Ken called me up man, he said, hey, b hey,
I accidentally got some porno on my computer.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
What do I do? I said, You've been compromised.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
This phone's burnt, hung it up through it, grabbed my
book bag in my passport, and now I'm living in water,
Mexico under the name of Estebon Rivera.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I came home, man.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Started pouring bleach everywhere, a little match on my curtains.
I said, we've been compromised. Burn notice everyone bug out?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Hey, can you have been at a job in call
centers where there's a dude that got caught with it
on his computer, like misusing his actual work computer.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Oh dude, we had They fired a guy because he
was in a meeting on his phone looking at it.
But there was a reflection glass behind him, so they're
looking at the reflection glasses. Are you see him?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Was like, what, b.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
You got to have a certain crazy addiction that you're
at work and you're in a meeting and you're just
scrolling that.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You got to have an addiction.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And you're not about to beat it. You just love
the art. I was like, you know what that runs?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
That reminds me of like dudes who watch classic NFL games.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I'm like the Steelers win. I know, you know just
y you know, bro?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Did they did? They have to like scoop the guy up?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
They had the one guy come over, hey, man, could
we talk to you real quick over here?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
And they had a meeting with him. They had a
meeting with him and.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Even there do it again.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
If y'all had the pleasure, because get thrown out like that, Yo.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
But the crazy things James, cats like that when you
go where you say, they got to pack their stuff up.
Usually cats like that ain't got nothing on their desks.
They ain't got but you know you you yeah, lots
and clean necks, y'all ever see the hot Sauce party.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, restaurants they got a loation Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I've been using the a little arrow one because I
wanted to sting a little.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
No, he got icy hot.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
This one got a little rocks in it for exfoliation.
I think skin like a snake in the spring.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Everybody needs me, will be the bathroom for thirty minutes.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Hey, if they ever lay me, y'all, bro, I got
I it's gonna take eight.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Boxes because my desk is full of stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Bro, you're gonna get those college hunks moving junk to
come in.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yo. I got a picture of y'all on my desk.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
For real, one of the pictures we took down, the
pictures we took downtown that all of the money. I
have all those pictures hanging up to my desk, bro,
Like I got pictures of all my comedy friends, my family.
I got funko pops surrounding my whole desk. Like you
you fired me, Yeah, you got I need a moving truck.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I just realized that's a that's a premise, man, Like
you looking at somebody, like when you got to fire
somebody and you just you don't know who, but you
got to pick one person you look at who don't
have the most stuff on your desk because you're like, yeah,
that that dude didn't even playing.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
On being here long. I look at Ken's desk and
I'm like, oh, he needs this.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
He might end it off, he loses his job. He
got you.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
You got to understand, like my my new I got
a new super I'm on my fifth supervisor in like
two years, and and he but he's so cool and
he's a zen guy.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
So when he saw my desk.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
He says, oh, okay, because but my job is stressful
for y'allhoo don't know. I managed the Internet for every
mall in the United States of America and every outlet,
Tanger outlet, So when the mall internet go down, Bro,
my phone is crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
So I need that. I need to look down and
see two packing biggie standing next to each other.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Right, they getting hey, So you do Tanger If you
guys don't know, Tanger is hard, hard a nice outlet,
hang god, bah. They always have the what do you
call that thing? The lighthouse in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
You always got lighthouse in the parking.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
And when I tell you that Internet is so complex
because the mall is different, because the mall is a
building and you got little electrical rooms where you can
put equipment at Tangers is outside, so so bath and
body works could be here, but the Internet port is
it's eight buildings down, but there's no documentation and so
(23:34):
me don't know. Bro, It's one of the most stressed
but it's the most money I've ever made in my life,
so you kind of got to put up with it.
So when it's going bad, I look down and I
got Biggie Pop Joy and Lebron James, Black Panthers Spider
Man out next to each other.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I'd be like, y'all help me out.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Y'all y'all the goats, y'all the goats in the industry
helped me out.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Please tell me what to do. Baby.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
It's like Black Panther. You call on your ancestors to
help you. You hope it's gonna be Biggie and all them,
and it just comes shine and you're like, what are
you doing here? He's like, you are you?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
You brought me here? I thought I was calling Biggie.
You called.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
We got forced with it because Zulu coming over there.
I the Internet.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
I'm gonna tell you, Louis, I tell you the weirdest
fun call I got, Bro, I can't stand peeps, the
candy peeps in one of my brought me a Peep's
fun dash funny.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I can't stand yeah eat peeps. You are serial killer.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
That's how I in Halloween coming the peeps candy corn
any hard candy, cinnamon, butterscotch any that yeah, yeah, yeah
you you you have murder your whole family, bro, bro,
and where.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
They skinned like ed Gane. Yeah you peeps. Yeah, he
does you man? You buy peeps?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And and and showing a dress right now. Flavors, bro, Oh,
they're the worst. You know what I don't like either.
I don't like them. Cadberry wet eggs inside.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Chocolate ones and you busted like a yolk.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
That's disgusting, girl, spit it back into the egg.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Hey, hey, if you bite it to the egg. A
dude on his phone like this, crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
At your job? Hey, what if that guy found another job?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Kid?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I don't know, bro, but it was. It was wild man.
It was like Miguel said, you went into the art
if you if.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
You just don't sound on either.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Look at the production value. Look at that. That's funny.
You're like, yo? He looking at like yo. I've seen
his living room before. They used this one already this
Yeah yeah, bro, he knows the director, you know.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Derek Simmons set designs.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
He won an AVN in twenty nineteen for Missus Aspire.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Wait a minute, Missus b Hey, man, I almost looked
that up. Dolls dolls fact. Hey, the fact that God
Award shows for this stuff is wow to me.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Dog, bro, hold.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Up, I think I got my badge. I went to
the AVNS in twenty nineteen. In twenty twenty, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Was in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I got set up because I know one of the
people who was producing like the after show. But the
best part is my badge says real laughs AVN. But
the best part about it is they gave me a
talent badge. So the talent badge means like yo, And
I was the guy.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I think I've told the story before.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I'm standing there and I got the badge that says
talent and I'm at like one of the after parties
and this big jack dude seized me and looks at
the badge and be line straight to me and grabs
the badge and then looks at me. He goes, hey, bro,
are you like massively hung because I'm producing? He goes,
and I'm looking for like a chair of faced fat
dude with a giant hog.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But GEL said, you were wise to come to me.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I said, oh no, bro, I'm on air talent. I'm
a radio personality. He was like, oh that's cool, Like
I'm a comic. And he was like okay, yeah, yeah,
all right, man. He's like, just yo, just keep it
in mind. I said, well, that's sweet. Offer, but I
have the chairum face, I've got more of a concealed
carry every day penis.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
But hey, goodro.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Hey, we just saw something wild speaking about that man
here in Florida.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
You can now open carry.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Bro, there's a dude in a restaurant to have and
I was like, somebody posted, I'm like, bro.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
How dangerous is that?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
What's in the pancakes man that you got to have
a gun?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You remember to pop out chicken sandwich beefs that had
been handled?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I know people, I'm not saying take your guns, so
don't come at me.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
People.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm just wondering why do y'all love guns to that
extent where I gotta have it on me and out
so you can see.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Well, I'm gonna tell you why. Open care And it's
the only thing man, I'm not saying. Open carrey means
you can carry a full sized handgun. Yeah, a set
of carrying a compact handgun. I don't open carry. I
cantial cary.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Guys been considered carried for a while.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
I don't talk about it celebrated because the odds are
I'm never gonna need it, and I thank God that
I never will. And First of all, too, if you really, really,
really want to be concerned with your safety, you should
have cardio, which I don't have.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
You should be able to run away. I'm serious.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
If I was truly one hundred percent thinking about my safety,
I should be able to run away and get somewhere safe.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
That's the number one way to save yourself. It's to
be able to run away.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Said I need cardio. Yeah, I really care.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Yeah, if I was really like yo, I'm telling you, man,
but you gotta think about your safety. I think about
my safety and I and I do get concerned in
certain situations. I'm on the road with comedy, driving by myself,
all these places and stuff. But the truth is, I'm
not John Wick. I'm not drawing down fast these dudes.
Some dudes fantasized about scenarios that's not gonna happen. Why
my hope to God is that that my my my
(29:25):
everyday carry pistol gets shot at the range. And that's
the only situation I ever run into it. And if
something were to occur, I hope that I can defend
myself and the people I care about.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
But the truth is, you really want to be safe, man.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
First things first, man cardio, because I mean, if a
dude came at me with a knife, I gotta shoot
him when the rest of you we can could run away.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Yeah, Miguel, instead of open carry, we need open cardio.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah for real man, dude just in jogging shorts and nice.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
I shoot a dude twice and we're laying down waiting
for the ambulance.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
I'm holding his hand like we're gonna be alright. We're
gonna be alright.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like Fruitville Station.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Hey, guys, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back with
more hilarity on Real Last on Real Radio one oh
four point one. Welcome back, you guys are still listening
(30:41):
to Real Last on Real Radio one or four point one.
I'm your host. Mister James John joined the virtual studio,
of course, with mister Kim Miller and Miguel Cologne Jr.
We want to remind you guys, if you're not following
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keep it going for another nine years now. Before the break,
we were talking about the fact that Miguel went to
the av AND Awards.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
In twenty nineteen, in twenty.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Twenty, and he used a talent badge if you will
for real last holding up one more.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Time for Miguel.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I think I went twenty one. Actually it was that
pretty ovid because I'm thinking two thousand. Yeah, okay, it's
my av AND real laughs, talent baby badge.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Now if you don't know, it's the Adult Video.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Awards Network Awards, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Network Awards.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Okay, I don't even know what to expect when I
ask you this, But what is.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That like when you actually go to that award show?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Just a lot of cinematic artists. It's basically, to be
fair man, it's basically the sundance of butt stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Okay, you know, like it's cans in her can.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, it's hands, it's tacos, it's everything.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
No.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
So what it was was twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I was out in Vegas for a Shot Show.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Shot Show is a firearms and weapons show, big big,
it's the world's biggest expo. And I was out there
because a company and I can't remember what their name was.
They had made this pistol a design of a glock
that folded, I can't remember what it was. And they
had sent us a couple of like the firearms systems
and then they were like, you should come as our guest.
(32:29):
And I was there with a buddy of my black Rambo.
He's like an influencer for firearms. So we went the
Shot Show. At the same time there was the Builder
Show and there was the AVNS. The Builders Show is
a huge builders show with all the construction companies. Yeah,
so they hooked us up too. And so when you're
at these things, depending on your badges.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
So at Shot Show and at the Builders Show, we were.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Given like badges that said we were buyers, which meant
everyone's spoiling you because they're like, oh, you were present
a company and you buy.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
And so we're going around, We're hanging out.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I've got free stuff, and I'm just all the types
of water bottles and like whatever yetty cups were before
they were Yet he's all this stuff. And so one
of the people who produced the AVN Awards is a
girl I know, and she was like, you should come
to the a v NS. And I was like yeah, yeah,
And so she's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna You're a comic,
so I'm gonna put you down this talent And I
(33:24):
said cool, And so they gave me this talent badge
and everybody else in the talent badge is like, you know,
a pipe laying pro, you know, and I'm walking around
with mine. So everybody's like, damn, yo, this fatty must
be hung you know, in that.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Work, you know.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
And I'm just walking around cooping eating your dirvs.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, I love it. I love when you make.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Videos eating post whole time. I love that.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah. Is it like, hey man, I'm your derbing.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I always find this.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Now it's gonna just ask when you go to these awards. Though,
it's not pure debauchery, right, it's a real award show, no.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Man, it's pretty pure to bout for Jason. Okay, come on, man,
come on man, I'll.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Try to shoot on man.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
They don't need it. They don't need it.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
They were they they were wilding out like it's it's
a whole expo.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
So it's like a week long expo.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
All the adult like video network people are there, all
the big names in the in the filth business all
like the toy companies and stuff, and then they have
like a big award expo and like a red carpet
and uh, you.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Know it's it's a lot of hoes, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
You know, like, man, old lady, hold on both sides. Yeah,
both sides, bro, And I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Tell you what though, Hey, I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
You want to hear some of the wildest financial conversations.
It will be this girl Booby's so big she hired
two midgets to walk underneath them and lift them.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's funny.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Tiny ways twenty four years old, and she's sitting there
with this six foot five brother that that lays pipe
like Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
An ice cube would run from the snake.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
And literally they're talking about oh no, no, no, the
housing marketing Greece is crazy. The apartment that I bought,
no way, like I couldn't buy it now with the
blah blah blah, just sitting there eating potstickers and the
dudes like, yeah, man, you know the thing about it
is when I bought my first apartment in Tokyo, I
worked with the Kunchi dealership or the Conechi agency.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
And he was all right, man, they charged.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Me bottom eat potstickers, and I'm like, I got a
little bungalow downtown that I rent. You're gonna bring me
a washer and dryer when I reach signed my loose.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Hey, hey, hey, not to chase the subject, but I
want to talk about these dirts.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
I did a in the show last night. I was
the same way I would walk around. They had some
sloppy Joe sliders.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
H yeah, the best bro.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
And then you always there's always like two things you
don't want, and you get angry that that lady comes
by you again. She's like some more caprazy positive get
get the hell out of here.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Where's this? Where's the dude with the croquet?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Why is there always one?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Or Dirve?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
It's disgusting and they always want to serve it to You're.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Like, yeah, and that versus walking around all sad. Ye.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
You know, I wonder if they because I used to
do a lot of catering. Uh you know Jaj did
catering stuff too. You know how you find that dude
who who loves.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Your or dirve?
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Because you got to get rid of that trade before
you go back, So you just walk up. Hey, they'll
come straight up to me like, hey, take some more.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Nigga gaged me. I'm good.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Hey, hey dog, I wasn't asking to take someone.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
I gotta stick them in my pockets.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Bro, I know my facts.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I'm about to say, that's the best or derves I've
ever had.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
In my life. Is many beef Wellington to puff the
pastry with the mini.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Tracy and they got a little bit of the mustard, Bron.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
If you ever go to any function, they got the
many beef Wellingtons.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Bro, I eat.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Running around here and it's just many beef Wellington's.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
And that was an ecstasy.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
It was nothing but sexy salutes and beef Wellington's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Called kids flutes, not the other words.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah, man, maybe I'm just beef Wellington's talking about. Unclen
go see some guns later on and then a concrete
great guys.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Hey, hey, don't be upset, bro, I don't. I'm not
a beef Wellington fan. Really, I'm not a beef well.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
I'm gonna tell you this with you.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
You're not a beef Wellington fan because you're thinking of
it as a meal. But a mini beef Wellington is
the perfect little snack because I understand. I actually don't really,
and I've had really good beef Wellington's.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I know.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
I know there's some people like you watch those Gordon
Ramsey ones that are just like fantastic. I has a
really good beef Wellingtons. But I know what you're saying.
You're not like, oh, I want beef Wellington for dinner,
but think about it from an appetizer standpoints, because you
don't also want thirty egg rolls for dinner. But when
they come around with a tray of them, you like, well,
it's a custom.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I once went to this one spot. They had something
I thought was pure genius. I love charcouterie boards.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Right.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
What they had was a charcuterie I guess you would
call it a skewer, and they had the salami, the cheese,
the olives and all the stuff on one big skewer
so you can pick it up.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Did that when she did an open house, she made
a bunch of those, and people, the people the other
realtors were coming in, was like where you ordered this from.
She's like, nah, I made I made that. Yeah, I've
had that, bro, that's good.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Fancy. Now this is all fancy. Now they're like ooh,
shark Coudie.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I'm like, hey man, some of the worst days of
my life I had to eat salami and cheese. Yeah,
just salami and jeez, that's all people like you want
to go to a fond due restaurant. I'm like, bro,
I grew up hard timing. I've had nothing but cheese
for dinner. It's not something to celebrate, you know.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Hey, what's that, dude, James Evans, bro I'm gonna have
a jam sandwich, two pieces of bread jam together.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Hey dude, if we can't say this, get ready to beat.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
But I don't know if you'll.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Watch those videos or like reels or whatever, because Sean
makes him now we call them they boards. Well wow,
we put together the blackest look it up, yo.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
They called him. They call them that word. But you
it's like some of the like it's like wings fried.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
What would be your board, James.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Oh Man, be simple, bro okay, okay. If I had
my own board that I can make.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
It would have sausage, hot dog, hamburger, and your ring.
That's not a board.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
That's that's that's you're not doing it right, James, that's
what board.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
That's just a meal.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna give you one of Sean's.
The other night Sean came to bed. It was she
had three wings, she had some some the ritos, she
had some Eminem's.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Sounds good.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think she had a scoop of ice cream.
And you because oney board, that's what we call.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Okay, I got one day. Okay, let me let me
go back, Okay, okay. Garlic bread, just garlic bread, pull pork.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Lasagna, oh yeah yeah, okay, and chocolate cake and caramel sauce.
Yeah there you got, man boy.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
This this is my in boy. One rib a pack
an hour later.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Uh some uh some crackers with with the cheese spread
on it.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, a white owl.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
And then sprigs of menthol just all over for the look.
And it's and it's served on a Commodore's vinyl.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
You know me. I gotta have a one one oxtail.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
I gotta have a hock tail, gotta have some some
I gotta have some corn bread, but it's corn bread,
it's stuff, macaronia, collar greens, oh god, bless, yeah, I
gotta have. I gotta have like some seasoned rice. Oh
look cup, a look cup like this a kool aid little.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Cop laid flight.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
They're all red, but it's three different reds.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Finish it off and to finish it off a tooth pick.
And as I'm finishing, I'm just like about James, I'm.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Thinking about your on board, your original one. I've had
that meal before.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I was when we had it.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I was with a hamburger, a hot dog of sausage
and some fries.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I've been to that barbecue bro for real. Hey, I
went to a cookout one time.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
It was it was a white dude I work with,
and I'm gonna tell you what. He had that outdoor
friar going and they kept dropping fries and you never
realized how much you wish you had fries at a cookout, right,
take sausages and then he was just basically he had
a fry station and they were doing it like Europe
(42:54):
where he just took the newspaper wrapped cones and he
was like you some fries, And I was like, damn,
I never really have fries and a cookout of barbie
because you can't keep them going. But they were just
dropping them and dropping them in there, and I was
sitting there eating eating like flank steak skewers, ribs and
all the barbecue.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Food, and I'll eat fresh hot French fries with him.
I was like, this is what.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Can't we gotta get?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Came one of those when he smokes meat we get
and fries. Can't we gotta do that now? And now
we gotta do that.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
I'm gonna give you props, Miguel, And Miguel says, so,
I mean it's I know, we give white people a
lot of stuff when it comes to cooking.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
And season it. White people can barbecue, White people.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Can barbecue, and white people can make a great steak,
white people's steak. I prefer hey, Latino steaks, except you're
talking about like South America where you get into like
like pecanna and all this stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
You know that's really good.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Uh, But when it comes to steaks, I'm gonna tell
you the truth. Uh, my people overseasoned on.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Black people overseason on steaks lot, and they're gonna get
mad at us. The wrong salt.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, it's gonna I'm gonna take They gonna take.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
My black car. When it comes to seasoning steaks, do
not use lorries rocks.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
I want, I want my salt to be wearing a
funny little hat.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Good with money, you know, get mad at me.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
That's what the President said.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Don't no, Lorrys does not belonging on steak. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
A lot of times we well done the steak or
or or you know what we do. We marinate good
cuts of meat that don't need to be marited. You
don't need a maridate a rivite you like a flank
steak or something that's gonna be tough. You just need salt,
pepper and garlic. Man, you could do rosemary and butter
if you're doing it in the pan and stuff.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
I tell you what, man, I would? I would?
Speaker 4 (44:44):
I do think white people make great, simple steaks that
are full of flavor because they taste like a steak.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Not like other ingredients and seasoning.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yes, and one of the best mac and cheeses we
all know is made by a I do, Uh, what's
your Sam's boyfriend?
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Sam's workingflyn and the best knack of cheese I've ever had, bro,
I call it. Try to duplicate their recipe. I can't duplicate.
And she said that to me. I can't. I could
duplicate their recipe to save my life.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Bro, Sam's boyfriend bro ken uh during during his time
of grief.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Uh so that that stuff was so good.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
I have literally lied that three of my grandmas have
died so that I can get more of it.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Hey man, we are definitely out of time. I want
to say a couple of things before you have to go. First,
I need to shout out our official sponsor, mister Kaufman
and lend there your personal injury attorneys. They've been representing
and winning for the good people over Lando for over
twenty years. If you need more information on them, please
go to whenuned us dot com. Also want to say,
be sure to support mister Jeff Coaffin on Saturdays.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
He will be on one O four point one, the
station you're listening to right now, with Under Oath celebrities,
me and his partner Craig Lynn. Also, I want to
bring up the fact that come out up in November.
That's right, it's the Florida Straight Foolishness Comedy Classic Weekend.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Mister Curtis Bateman is putting on another show during Classic Weekend.
It's gonna be clean comedy, and you guys should definitely
go check that out. You guys want more information, go
to Straightfoolishness dot com. That's str number eight foolishness dot
com and check it out this weekend. Also for our
other sponsor at the Orlando Fannny Bone, Earthquake is back.
(46:25):
That's right Friday, October twenty fourth through Saturday October twenty fifth.
You guys need to go check that out. Go to
the website, go check them out, get them tickets and
dope see a legend in the flesh. Then this weekend,
I'm actually gonna be performing at the new club Debonair
Supper Sessions. It's gonna be jags Jags that's a racial
source somewhere, jazz and jokes. That's right October twenty third.
(46:48):
You guys look at my social media if you want
to get tickets. I hope to see most of you
guys there. What you gentlemen got going on this weekend?
Speaker 5 (46:56):
And man, I actually have no comedy man, So what
I might do is, man, I might swing by hanging
with you man, because I'm doing that as in jokes
in December, So I might if you know, I get permission, go.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Check it out.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
But yeah, man, I got a pretty slow October then
November December starts picking up and I'll be rolling with
omgs wigs.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Man.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
I love to see that this guy's doing well for himself.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
This guy's absolutely crushing this little tour that he's doing.
Man's selling out every single one thing he's doing. It's
selling out, man. So I'm glad you guys have put
that together. Ken, So congratulations on that, my friend. Well,
I guess that's it, man. It's time for us to go.
We will not see you well.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
No this day after so they don't know what the
hell I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
All right, guys, anyway, we've been drinking, we've been smoking.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Thank y'all. Always to it again, putting up with us.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I love the fact you guys come up to us
at our shows and tell us you listen, keep doing it.
It's gonna keep this thing going on. Behalf of myself,
James John. That is Ken Miller aka Brickety Bows. They
get the gag Zoos and Miguel Colonne. Don't you forget
about the junior because he knows who his daddy is.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
What's the yall? Tomorrow We're out
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