October 9, 2025 • 45 mins
Wednesday 10-8-25 Show #1203: Diddy has been sentenced and now he wants a pardon; plus, we talk created holidays, getting enough sleep and stand jacking.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's up everybody, and thank you for tuning in to
Real Laughs on Real Radio one O four point one.
I am your host to night mister James John and
we are your night cap of comedy. I am joining
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the good people of Orlando for over twenty years. Jeff
the Batman. Kaufman is in the building doing all kinds
of great things, interviewing all these celebrities. Jeff, how the
hell you feel, man?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I feel good, man. I'm very fortunate to be able
to do a lot of dumb things that I enjoy.
There you go, and that works for.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Me, and it's working out for you.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Man.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You're doing all right. You're doing all.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And you never know you. Look at whom I got today,
Jake Tappan, Bill O'Reilly.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh, I got some questions.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I got some question bro.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm afraid I'm as skree.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He ain't even on the network anymore. You can ask
him anything now.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Man, somehow they're gonna get my check stopped. And I
don't even get paid by the government. I'm afraid.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Don't be afraid. Brother.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Also in studio, we have the man that meant the
legend himself. We know him as a godfather of Orlando comedy,
Ken Miller. But today he is bricked up and he
is Chef Kenta.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Okay, what's going on, chef? If you don't stop messing
my middle name up. You know that's kent. We were
saying kent Ta for eight years. You hate my man,
the disrespect Jamie. You can call him anything, just all right, chef,
(01:39):
you know, man, I got off work today. My wife
wanted some chicken fried chicken.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So I got our.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Work, found a recipe and made chicken fried chicken with
white gray and rice. And that's why I was late
that We was eating dinner, chicken chickens fried chicken. That's
it done it yea, all of this, but she won.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't know. We got on the subject of like chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Fried steak and all that, and we were talking about
because Cracker Barrel got really good chicken fried chicken. If
you never had the chicken fried chicken Cracker bro it
is good. That gravy is so good. So she was like,
when you make it? I was like cool, So got
home made it and then that's why I was like.
We was there stairs eating dinner and watching the Office.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I ain't mad at you, brother. Hey, Hey, was that
chicken fried steak good?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Though?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yo? It was?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, he had chicken fried chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
He had bro chicken chicken fried chicken. Yeah, gravy was
set it off. That white gravy. Man, that gravy set
it off.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
It really put it, put it right over the top, because,
like I said, it's just fried chicken.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That's all it is. He right, it's a white gravy
on it. That's it. Yeah, that's it. That's how it is.
But it was Lao Stewart. It's good baby, all right, good,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Also in studio, the man who helped start all this
hilarity over nine years ago, my partner in crime, my
brother Miguel colog Don't you forget about the junior.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You know who his daddy is. But Gael, what's going on? Man?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Chicken fried chicken reminds me of at the grocery store
they got cookie and cream stuffed oreos, and I'm like, wait,
some oreos.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Hey. By the way, those are delicious. I don't know
if you had them, but it's just oreos. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Oreos are cookie and cream. You can't.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
That's the same thing as chicken fried chicken. Hey, we
fried this chicken and chicken like chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh, come on, they're better, bigger scans of that. You
go to the frozen yogurt plate and they waste and
they weigh it. You go in and there it's like
nine pounds and you're gonna nine dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Because you go that frozen yogurt connect. Man. Hey, I
go there, man, I make sure weigh all my yogurt went.
I tell them straight up, man, hey, hey.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Them boys come at me. They like, yo, man, I
got you. I got thirty six keys at yogurt. I'm like, yeah, man,
I'll get a little quiney whack that up. Man, were
talking about fifty two little fifty two yogurt keys right there?
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Man, cut it anymore? You go, ain't good body? Repeat customers?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I got shut out to min cheese.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Yeah, man, I got my yogurt making them fees lean
like a kickstand. You know, my yogurt.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Hey, hey, my'm out there yo, and you're like, yo,
this is that Miguel yogurt is like yeah, it's so
cold you can't feel your face.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I am a basic white chick. When I go to
like min Cheese, I get tart.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
That's it. Nothing else.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That does not even mean just no flavored yogurt, frozen yogurt,
just tart.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I know that, James, your people are free. Now let me.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Get mine with Hennessy in it. Okay, Yeah, whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Man, you don't be like, what kind of yogurt do
you want? Just tart?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
He that's it. I've never been to min Cheese.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Wow, you never been to men Cheese. I'm Japanese.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, I'm not a big frozen yogurt person.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Man, it's it's soft, it's off ice cream.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
They need to change the name of soft ice cream
frozen yogurt saying I like frozen yogurt, just say South
ice cream.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You got it?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Why you gotta be so complicated? Munchies, Gary, Gary Minky's
what is it? I ain't going to Gary Minky.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Hey, can let me ask you? Because you made chicken
fried chicken? Did you get the recipe from TikTok No?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I gotta.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I just google chicken fried chicken, and usually what I
do is whatever recipe you got the most stars, because.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's what I do.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Reew gotta be it gotta be four point eight to
five stars.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
In order for me to make it.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I'm g I use recipe racism.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I go on like YouTube and I just look at
the people cooking it and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, that that dude no spice, Like, uh, I.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Don't know if you guys have ever seen that cowboy dude. Uh,
he's like an old cowboy dude. He cooks on that
old wagon grill. So some like Western stuff, like if
they're like we're gonna make fahitas, I'm like that old cowboy.
And then like if they're like if they're like, oh,
we're gonna make some Mexican food, I need like a thick,
you know. And she's like, you know, like she got
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that pretty face and you get a little bit of
rolls and you know, you know, you know it's good.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
You know, you know it's all good.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Have y'all seen that one with the ladies. Like I'm
getting up to make my husband lunch and it's like
for him to go to work and it's like five
o'clock in the morning, and she stuffs like this huge
oversized car heart lunch box full of like a five course.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Meal for him to take the lunch.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Bro she makes them chestnuts makeup tutorials. When she recovered
in Black Eyes, I overstepped.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I'm sorry, Billy work all dang. I don't need this. Hey,
Charlie Parks said, you're supposed to serve me.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Join us tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'll show you, guys how to get bloodstained out of
a wife beater.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
White a minute.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Not like that, Homo, Jimmy Kimmel any time.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
For our sins, we're gonna go to hell.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's bro, hey on Hamper, when you working in the office,
and shall make your lunch.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, I would make her lunch.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah, and she wasn't even working. Jus run home, Jesus,
run home.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Be like, I gotta turn this brisket just sitting there.
No water hangars, Jane, no water hangers.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You know, people who listen to this show see my wife.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And they think this woman must be crazy, violent and
just horrible.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
You know, I think that, And.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I know, guys, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
When we hang out, we go to a comedy club,
Miguel tell my wife the entire time, you're not a
good person.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Tired.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I tell straight up.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
When we go we're all meeting up to go to
a comedy show and I got a girl with me,
and James's like, cool, Michelle's gonna be here.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I said, hey, girl, stay in the car. I don't
need to smoke. You think she's stay in the car.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
She' just knocking people out, just you know what.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I'm like, I don't need to be rude.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
The last time we went out, we were probably seeing Bruce,
Bruce and me and Miguel outside and I'm like, I'm
go go get James.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Miguel's like THATX Michelle James.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's like when you go to buy a car, I
don't need to talk to the dealer. Who's the guy
You're gonna walk in the room with the envelope and
pretend you're making a deal.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I need to talk to her or him?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, exactly. That's my Michelle.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Man, God bless her, she's probably listening.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah right, Yeah, here's what I wanted to bring up.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Because we got Jeff, our lawyer friend, if you will,
not only just the lawyer, but a combook creator and fellow.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Come, we were talking about Diddy.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Last show and the fact that you know he got
he got fifty years. I'm sorry, fifty months, not years.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
And did y'all just.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
See the development that happened about a couple of hours ago. Now,
he asked President Trump if he can get a party.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well he's he's already getting something else though, Man, is.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
This Trump federals?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Jeff, Yeah, yeah, he can get parton for federal court.
He ain't getting it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
But so you don't I was going to ask your
opinion on that. You don't think Trump will pardon his
boy Diddy?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Come on, you get you got if he was this
early trafficking or something else like that where they can
say he was framed. But anything deal with prostitutes. I
guarantee he's staying away from that.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Donald's gonna be like, I got meek out you guys
to do this.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
You know what, I already.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Already for the culture, already got what y'all but you
got just so you know he's he's gonna yeah, two
more years. He's got two years down because they have
this federal program that Trump actually created for people. That's
why they said he had drug problems and everything else, like,
because he could take a nine month course while he's
there and get two years off his sentence, So he's
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probably he's probably gonna wind up doing about around two
years you because.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, but I thought he already had time served thirteen months,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay. Yeah, so he's gonna be there for a minute.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Okay, he going, Well, he's gonna be You take thirty
three and then take another twelve off that so year around,
you're around two years if he finishes this drug course.
That's why he was talking about while I was on
drugs at the time, just so that he could qualify
for this nine month Okay, that'll get them a year off.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Answer this for me, Jeff, because I'm confused the charge
he ended up getting charged with, convicted.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
To taking prostitutes over state lines.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Basically, how is that a normal sentence that he got
for that particular crun.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
First off, these people are normally not charge that's a
charge you don't see. Okay, It's something that people don't
get charged with because.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
The chef is not the kind of charge you usually
hit within the beginning, So they stack your charges and
then later on they like that's the shut off.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That was an add on, you know, were misdemeanors basically, Yeah,
that's what I thought. Yeah, they're not that big.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
It's not that I looked at.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
The Jerry had been like that, So you want your
hookers to walk?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
If they said? The one thing that the other side
didn't do was just asking this, So you were paid
to have sex? Did they charge you? What do you mean, well,
this is prostitution? Did they charge you?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, you pro testifying with immunity, so you can't be
charged here for this. You know, they could have shut
them down, but I guess nobody thought of it, which
is the weirdest thing. But I guess they were thinking, well,
we got away with the first charge. Man, fifty months
is a long time. This person isn't a golf course. Yeah, yeah,
this is a bad one.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
He's been stuck in the bad federal pen. He hadn't
stuck in the one where Martha Stewart was making macromy Okay,
go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I'd just be like, Yanna, is is my client on
trial for paying hookers or not paying them? Because if
he didn't pay them, let's hang them hot, let's gang
let's lock this fella up for being a dirt bag. Yeah,
you're telling me my client is on trial for paying
whes and then making sure they got who and from
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the location safely.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I mean that dog ain't gonna hunt y'all. What are
we doing here? What are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Who here has not paid?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I'm looking I'm looking dead at you, Baylep. I remember you.
I remember you.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
We was at that same white party. It was me,
you loon, all them wares La, Bill Clinton, the professor
X in the wheelchair, No, what's his name?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
You know, Larry Flint, but a genius?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
And I said, hey, man, can we can we get
some thirty year old And they was like, oh, we can.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Do better than that. And I said I got to go.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
When they said they was gonna be some young girls
at the party, I was like, oh damn, he's twenty
two year olds.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
What am I gonna talk about?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
And I walked in there and it looked like a
Claire's boutique and I said, well out here, I got
on this. I got on Farnsworth Bentley's umbrella and took off.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I like, he said, Claire's boutique can yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Now?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Did it give shine a call see if he wants to.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Do top for this one too.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
What I say, what?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, I don't have a case.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah, I mean, y'all, I guess we are guilty of
being gentleman's. I guess that is charge mcclient with gentlemen
reedy hook.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Also there was a puddle and he threw his jacket
over it so one of the horse could step on it,
like federal, what is the statue nine years y'all?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
What's going on his kangaroo court? What's going on his
kangaroo court?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Old systems out of order? All right, guys, on that note, will.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Be right Like this is like no ice cream sheet
at McDonald's at eleven thirty, I don't.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Order right here.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
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I'm still your host, mister James John.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I'm joining a virtual studio with Ken Miller, Jeff the
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of comedy. I want to remind you all to please
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it's got kind of a sensitive subject. I know we
don't try to get too serious on this show, but
I heard some interesting today and I want to see
what you guys think about it. Sometimes the government can
(15:50):
choose to celebrate new holidays right like recently in the
past couple of years, we started celebrating Juneteenth. We guys
all remember that. I know I do because I worked
at a black station and we didn't get it off.
But there's other holidays that have just been created, I
guess you would say. And I want to know if
you guys have an opinion on it. There is coming
(16:12):
up this month, Jeff, have you heard about this before
I say it? I think you know what I'm about
to say. This month there's a new holiday. It's been created. Uh,
it's going to be Charlie Kirk Day. And I want
to know if you got this.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Did you know this?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
James?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Actually the only thing I'm taking it now because you're attorney,
because you're white. It's Charlie Kirk Day.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
You know that day?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well, I kind I kind of figured you knew about this.
I figured you knew about this holiday. But it was
just announced that they will be celebrating a Charlie Kirk Day.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
And I found that to be very interesting.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
How about problematic? We'll go with problematic?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Hod up was the day off?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, it's not holiday, They've not got a problem.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yeah, it's just a day of remembrance from what I'm
looking up. So it's not like Martin Luther.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
King, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Like I was all for if it was a day off.
I was like, hey man, I'm gonna need this week.
I'm gonna need the week.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
To be fair.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Man, I'm about make it the month.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Tarlie Kirk month gives Mondays too.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Oh it was Wednesdays. Listen when it comes to holidays.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
When it comes to holidays, I'm like, hey man, I
just this Black Panthers Wednesdays important to me.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
You know, hey, listen man, what they did to Hueye.
You know lit'sten take it off.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Okay, last Sunday, I took off of O Jay Sundays Sundays.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
And then I took cold Brown Wednesdays.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Hey man, I'm just like, hey man, you Friday, baby,
you know what December twenty first is Diddy Day? You got, hey,
you got you gotta take You got to take a
girl across state lines.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
You gotta drive a girl.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Across state lines and make sure she gets paid like
an animal.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Yeah, you give me a holiday. Listen, man, you give
me a day off holiday.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Some of this stuff is come on, but they they
I want us to get a day. I think we
could get a day real laughs day. It's hard to
get somebody to do it all you got to do
is write a check You write a check up and
have something, I'll do it.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
I'll put that in your department.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Then here's my dumb question though, because I'm trying to
approach this rationally and not I'm just trying to figure
it out. Why a Charlie Kirk day? Why are day
of remembrance for him? In particular, not saying what happened
to him wasn't horrific, but why a national day of
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remembrance for him?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, I'll tell you how it works out. Whoever in
power gets to make the holidays?
Speaker 6 (18:58):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You know, you know, you know, we got a lot
of weird ones coming out. You go, what is this one?
And how do you determine whether you get a full
month or like a day?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
How about you.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Get like an hour? You know he might maybe an
hour for Charlie. It compareson to like, you know, days
for like you know, people.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Who are I went, Jeff, if the Democrats ran the
House and and and the sending and what would happen?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
This wouldn't even be we wouldn't even be talking about it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, I mean, you got you got admit, there's a
lot of silliness on how we decide to do this,
because they're like tokens. When we don't want to take
care of a problem, we give somebody something that has
no meaning. I mean, I mean, really think about it.
They don't want to set up a memorial, nod any money.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
No, we gotta we gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We're gonna have a day of remembrance for him. And
you know, I guarantee if you look up the day
they're getting remembrance, look at what that day is. It's
probably seven different things.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It could be like, yeah, you look day, maybe it'll
be like Hamburger Day, like I mean, I mean we do.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
That, we Members Day, which museums are all about remembering.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
So that's weird.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
You should call that woman's day. They never forget, all right,
So that's just my question. I was just wondering what
you guys felt about that, if you guys felt indifferent
or just like, well.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Think of this way, think of it this way. And
this is where we really want to get funny.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
If if the people who run with him and and
and celebrated him, they got their right to celebrate it.
Hey man, every First Friday, I celebrate Magic Johnson Day.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
No condom in this house.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Damn Wow, long dog.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Celebrate his son. Yeah, I celebrate his son's day. I'll
talk to my dad.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Hey, you gotta you gotta celebrate people that that that
you look up to.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Bro Understand, hey, man, every third Friday is Paula Deine
in this house. Michelle says the.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
N word all a second. I don't care. You could do.
She could have said something about the Jews. I'm not
giving up eating at her restaurant. I don't know if
you've ever I don't know if you've ever eaten there, Sir.
I passed it up that food.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Kay? Who is he talking to? Hey?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Hey, hey, I'm gonna tell you like this dog you
ever noticed, Jeff, If you call me on Thursday, I
don't pick the phone up because it's doctor Umar Day.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I don't talk doctor Umar date like that. Jane Kid.
Don't look at no white booty or no white people
on that day. It is doctor Umar Day.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
You know who we forgive. We forgive people we really like.
You could do some crazy crap, but if we like
you a lot, we're gonna forgive you. Either. You're a
great cook, You're a great actor. You're a great singer,
we'll give you a past. The first time you really
gotta like screw up real bad, we'll go. No, No,
I don't think he did that.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
We don't want to give it up that.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Even celebrity world, I correct, people love Kobe. When Kobe died,
even though I'm saying Toby Toby, hey look here man, hey,
I don't know if he was guilty of inner I
know he just he paid the money.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Jeff said. People pay the money the go away row,
the check row the check to get it to go away.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
But when Kobe died, oh, we was out here like
we really lost a friend. Yeah, like you said, it's sometimes.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
This white white reporter, this white woman said something and
everyone's going boo and they rained down on her and
I was laughing.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It was Gail.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I mean, I'm when Gail King said something too, and
Snoop Dog went on Instagram and was like, hey dog,
I still use that. And and so he said to
this data people, bro day should day. Yeah, man, you
gotta you gotta celebrate and have remembrance for people.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Bra Ain't no, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Man.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
If you if it's somebody you you mess with, you
gotta you gotta keep rolling with him.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You know, every every fifth Friday, It's.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Lawn's Taylor Day. I'm doing cocaine. Dang rock.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
What I got?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
First day of football Season's Ray Caruf Day. I clean
out my trunk.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Wow, God, just day.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Just just hang.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
You doing his day, just hanging, just hanging, chilling, just chilling.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
What you doing on Tupac Day? You know, just pretending
I really like women only.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh what you're doing on shipping night day? Just running
people over.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
It's hanging them on falconies, hanging about falconies.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Joe, My office hours is nine.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Baby, Hey, listen, I don't I don't make jokes about
people who are getting out. I don't go around with
these guys because you know someday they're gonna come out.
They got a list.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
He come to me, Jersey, that Haitian sensation.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
If you want chook, come see me, baby, come see.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Me, my man. I ain't Setty.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
One Avenue on not.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Eve On on Avenue to Varislaw to come see me, Jersey.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I gotta shook, I gotta I gotta shug nights story y'all.
It was probably two thousand and five, two thousand and six,
maybe around that, I was working at Buka the Pepa's
bartended over there and this woman and she had a very.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Beautiful daughter that she was a very good looking.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Woman would come in and sit at my bar and
eat all the time, and they would talk about music
and we would all just talk. The woman ended up
being Hohold Coogan's wife. And this was Brooke Cogan when
she was a young girl. She was probably like fifteen
years old, and they would come in and then I
got to realize because they would always talk about Terry terry,
and then I got to realize one day I was
like this whole Coogan's family. So we would talk and everything.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It was.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
They would come in all the time and she was
just sitting the our hangout and I would sit there
and talk to him. And you know, I was I
was a young man in my twenties, so I was
still really big into music, like and back then, you know,
if you were at the hip hop, you were at
the labels, and hip hop was a weird thing to
be at the music wise, because I don't think rock
fans are into the idea of like, yo, did you
just hear Innerscope is dropping geffing right now and blah blah.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
You know.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
So I was real into, real into music like that.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
And I remember bartending one day and we're just all
talking and I'm having some and as I'm having the blast,
the woman says, I'm going to have dinner with sug Knight,
and I just stopped. She was like Miguel, she was
like he was responsible for Tupac's career. She's like, do
you know anything about sug Knight? And I literally stopped
(25:44):
and I was like, if I say something bad about
sug Knight, would sug Night be willing to send somebody
to kill a bartender at the Florida Mall.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yes, And I turned around and I said death Row
had some really good albums.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Yeah, it's funny you say that, because that is so
true about hip hop. Chris Rock had his sting on
his CDs where R and B singers and heavy metal
dang and be like, give it up this my recolley,
but this reculate.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
But hip hop was about to recollection.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
It was a game.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Loud five house loud like your recollect your record label
out if in the forefront before you put your crew out,
bro bad boy.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Your record label? Let me know, like who you signed with?
Let me know how much you were worth in this game?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Correct? People were like, Yo, Cam's about to sign with
the Rock? What what?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
It was like it was basically like a franchise team.
He'd be like, because you'd be like, yo, if somebody
who's really good signed with a whack label, like, hey man,
he just signed with with with with Dookie Butt Records,
who's worthless?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
He's playing for the Browns. Basically play for the Browns.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
You know. Funny because if somebody was signed to the Rock,
if somebody was signed, he was like, oh this is
this is what's up. If you were signed the G Unit,
you were like, damn fifty things. He'll kill for him,
you know. Like it was.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
But there were different labels though, because I worked in
the music industry and there's a big difference between somebody
writing you a check or somebody handing you a suitcase
with a million dollars in it.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I mean that's a different environment.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You know, brown bag money used to call it back
in the day. Yeah, there you go, Man.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
What label did y'all want to be signed? Because every
one of us wanted to be about that boy. That boy.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Yeah, hey, that boy he's bro I am a die
hard Biggie Smalls fan. Brot to do a collab with
Big But now I know in the future days would
be broke.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, that's gonna say.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Now it's funny because now we're finding out that you know,
Puffy they say, allegedly took advantage of everybody.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Did you take advantage of the hooker? Is that he
paid and gave rise to this.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
But Dames, we from the South, so we probably would
have had signed.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
With the face.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Young young money man, young money, young money, cash money.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yo, you're the one with that stream. Huh. Huh. You're
gonna write some comic books. Huh.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hey, you don't wants cross their line. Huh, you're doing
right down.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
I gotta joke down, I said.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
When you listen to Hull, it just sounds like you're
talking to one of your drunk gogles. He's like, you
probably went with your grandmother's door.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Huh. You probably went and picked up some fruit. Huh.
He got some money for me the old hunh you.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Got a church crown huh.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
You got that. People don't think you got your block.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Or when that saw first came out, I was in
the military, bro. We was watching it on YO m
TV raps. I said, this ain't real. This guy to
be a parody, bro, right, that becomes in the projects.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Bro, dude, just talking. Y'all probably wondering what kind of
song this is. Huh, I don't know. Huh, I wrote
this last night. Huh.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
We're both trying to figure out how this got out
the radio. Huh Huh you give your body lean Huh.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
On that note, y'all go take a short little break.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
We'll be right back with more hilarity on Real Last,
Real Radio one.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Or four point one.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yeah, welcome back everybody, and thank you you're still listening
in the Real Last on Real Radio one on four
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Speaker 3 (29:48):
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Now, Ken you said you had something for us, brother,
please hit us with it.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
All right, it's a little all right, it's a little
X rayed, I'm gonna mince my words, so X.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
He got a little r X rated r X ray
directors come in and see seventeen seventeen.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, it's in C seventeen.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
So I was having a conversation with the Crownroyal boys
over chat, right, and y'all don't know who.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
That's Chris and Dwayne.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
And one of them was upset because you know, all
the are corn sights. You got to put your birthday in.
Now you got to age verification, age verification. And I said,
you don't even need the corn sites no more. I said,
you can just go to Twitter. I said, Twitter got
an all kind of corn on it, right, And I
(30:47):
was like, and the videos are only two to three minutes,
and that's all you really need.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
That's funny.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
And one of them was like.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
One of them was like, dog, you you you go
that fast?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I said, yeah, you going for when you buy yourself?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
If I don't, If I don't go past the two minutes,
the light's gonna changed.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
I was questioning.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I was like, wait a minute, I said, when.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
You gonna start honking at me?
Speaker 5 (31:15):
So when you get your oh by yourself you going
longer than three minutes?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, I mean I didn't need I need to know
the plot line.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
I got issues the plot line. Funny, I'm watching the credit.
I'm sitting there going I give this full full peeps up,
you know. Yeah, I'm waiting this thing.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay, So I gotta go to im dB.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
I'm like, I know I've seen it, got a belief
for you know, don't look to me.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
I know you ain't enjoin us.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
I got a story, said, I was getting my whack
a mole along. I was like, no, that's a normal, dude.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Two to three minutes is like, because you guys are
used to doing it in the shower. You only got
two to three minutes before your girl catches you.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
How are you? How are you doing it for?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
I'm gonna be honest with Jeff here, Jeff, me and
Jeff we we we jacked the same We lay down gentleman. Yeah, yeah,
I mean this is a moment for remember who wait,
respect myself.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Time out.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
I got a question. Uh, you laid down to do it.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, that's the same way you used to running from crimes.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
That's how you guys, You guys, you guys are all
sell Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Exactly. I never lay down. Laying down is a little fruity.
You laid down.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Normally you stand up ashamed of the shower.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Absolutely, he cried, you know, yeah, I cried.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
During it, after it.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Yes, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, guys.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
What beats?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What are you talking about? He's like, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry you guys.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
You guys don't have the luxury of beating when you
want to beat, the way you want to beat, how
you want to beat.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Don't like I gotta go in the shower.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
To hide out, like like like if I tell you
you and freaking Doug you hi.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yes, if I take more than four minutes, the dude,
the homeless dude the Starbucks is gonna knock on the
bathroom door.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
I gotta go quick, man. I can't. Guys, this switch
man paid the higher water bots.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That's the problems.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Sometimes I stop real quick and I'm like, woof, hold on,
she ain't getting it.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Let's see what else we got.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Wow wait, wait, wait, hey, but but this is Jack advertizing.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Names as a comedian.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yeah, you're going across state lines and you're doing it
and you're getting paid.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Oh no, trafficing myself.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Oh Louy Ben. You going to jail. You be going
to jail.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Hurt car going to jail like Keita. Y'all all play
a role in this stick jacket.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Hey, jerk is going with me?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Can I believe it?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
You?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
What are your crowd boys? Chris Alexander, he'll stand up
to eat.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
I know he ain't. I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I don't know how they do it. I'm just saying
they say they standing it up.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I'm saying that dude sit down to eat a hot dog.
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Even in the hotel. You guys are in the shower
a lot. I don't do the shower all the time.
But I ain't laying down. You're not stand up in
the room, are you? I just me standing up anywhere.
I want to.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Hold on, make myself a sandwich, and I'll take care
of this while I'm out of.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Y'all. Think y'all think y'all think this is an excuse.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
I feel kind of going to the bed and Jack
and you standing Jack like you sleep walking?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Yeah, man and weird laying down?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Bro? That sounds odd.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Do you guys have sex standing up always? Or do
you ever have?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I have this?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah you have, but you don't always bro y'all.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm gonna tell you something. And all you married men
know this. You gotta get it when you can. Sometimes
you got kids in the house, you gotta be you
got two good minutes maybe before a kid knocks on
the door or screams or says I need something. So man,
you get it where you can. Man, Sometimes you scan
it up.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Sometimes you may he and the other thing I do, Jay,
is because I got one of them emails or people
say they hacked your phone and they got Now I
covered my camera with tape.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Now I let them see it. I let them watch.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I let them see I saw James on a skammer
video to the other.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
I look right at the camera too, just like this.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Hey, Google says masturbating, Why leg down is the most
common practice of masturbation?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Doesn't really google that.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Answering, just googled hang.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Up on I'm not I'm not putting that in my searches.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Sir, do you like to touch yourself while you're in bed
or standing up?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Wait? What kind of sir?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
That's when you're talking to politics Looking.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
At the camera though.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Jamee's is like hey, Jay's like, hey, if.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
You want twenty free tickets called for zero seven yo.
The last four digits bunk.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Less common standing, while masturbating is less common for most
people and often tied to specific context, such as inability
to find peace and quiet.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Y'all, y'all, Hey man, y'all you guys. Yeah, you guys,
I'm big ja o.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Those gang fights with a guy runs it from behind him,
throw the fun and run away.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, you read yourself, lady. You know Michelle ain't standing
up to do it.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
No.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, she on the kids bed.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Yeah, like I can't. Don't come cook food.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Come on and cook me food.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
When I'm done, your kids come home. She's like, hey, baby,
put the sheets in the laundry. Mama was watching the stories.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Michellea gangster. She like like Bill Cosby. She's like, hey,
we're having sex or am I having sex?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
This is how.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
This is how I do age verification. On the porn
sites too, they're like, verify your age. I'm like, all right,
I've watched porn on VHS tapes. They're like, going in player, yeah,
you in.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It's either you are seven eleven okay, I'm in.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah that dude, Yeah, verify your age.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
I remember watching it when the lines was squiggly.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, you're good, come on in dog. Yeah. I remember
watching it.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
Verify your age sometimes. I like when it's Harry.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah. Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
This was a l.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, I remember there was.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I remember they had categories that were not step mom
oh player, Yeah definitely, yeah, yeah, where's the pizza guy?
Speaker 6 (38:10):
When the girl got stuck, we had to stop filming
and she's stuck again.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
And then one director was like, I got an idea, Terry,
get up, get air, do stop stop jacket standing and
get your get it from underneath that coffee table.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
About jacket standing, you savages.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah god, I feel so much better on.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Your headstand, like you just blowing everything.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Blow my mind today, poopy popping on her handstand.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yeah, well I got another one the hat for to
do a time Okay, I was. You know, we've been
going back and forth. I've been going back and forth
to the doctor. I got to go do a sleep study.
How many hours of sleep do y'all get a night?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I did?
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Because people say he's supposed to get I get maybe
four or five.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
If you're supposed to get seven, I don't. I don't
get that.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
I try to get six. Man, I try to get six.
If I get three hours, I'm lucky to get five.
I'm lucky three.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Hours of sleep.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
I'm definitely like man, it makes you kind of feel
like man, this kind of suck especially more.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
Listen, listen, it causes six here's a good sleep for me.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
And if you read something about it, you know it
ain't great because what happens if you don't get seven hours?
It's you know, they did a study the other day.
They found out that they introduced influenza to like different
groups and the groups that had four hours were fifty
percent chance to get it and compared to the one
who got eight hours of sleep.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
I believe that.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
Yeah, man, But.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
The thing is, we excuse me, we all know we
need to get sleep, but we it just it doesn't
happen nowadays like that where someone's getting eight hours of sleep,
that's so rare.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
But you know what, I can sleep anywhere.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
When I was a kid, I could do it.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I can you give me two seconds, I'll be sleeping
in the office side.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
I say my break and my fifth team. In the break,
I go tell my Howard nap in the car bro Power.
My wife is like, how do you do that I
said I learned in the military.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
You got about it sleep.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
You know that stretcher eye for between colonial and and
like longwood, Yeah, out every time.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That's the other reason why I'm gonna buy a Tesla.
My next guy is gonna be a Tesla. I'm gonna
be sleeping, man, I just.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Got a Cadillac. I'm like, I mean, I'm gonna hit something,
but I'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I ain't. Hey, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
That Tesla sounds sexy when you're thinking about you can
take a nap.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
But that's the thing you can't. You got your guys
could be open in order for it to drive.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You know what, I'd have those glasses with the eyeballs
bru racist say that.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I was about to say that, bro, just.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Yeah, Korean's like the car. Want to drive for me?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Huh? What'd you fish time? What do you feel like
you get a knight? I want to say around seven.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Honestly, but this is new to me because I've always
had a job. We had to get up and go somewhere.
Now I call myself unemployed. So now I actually sleep good,
wake up stress free, which is so new.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
You got nothing to wake up four nothing to wake
up for. But here's the hardest.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Thing to do is to sleep when you have nothing
to do. Correct, correct, you look, why am I up?
But if I had something, I didn't have anything to do.
If I had something to do, my body goes. Stay
in bad man, stay in bed. That's right, absolutely right.
But now I'm up, I just naturally get up. Man,
I don't sleep in, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah, I think I do about four or five. Man,
I probably do four or five a night.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Bro, Do you try to sleep in on a weekend
or your weekend?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
You know, my body wakes me up. You up right?
Speaker 5 (41:44):
I have been waking up at the crack of dawn
since it's nineteen ninety five, and my body is used
at six or seven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Pop.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
I can for real not setting an alarm and my
body will wake me up at six o'clock. Me too,
I'm the same way. I'm just so used to waking up, bro.
So tonight we did something different because we always eat late.
Like normally when the show was done, we'll eat something,
so we ate before the show. So now after the show,
I can be winding down, you know what I mean,
Johnny Again, But normally get done with this. She's like,
(42:15):
what you want for dinner? And I'm like, it's ten thirty. Well,
I can make some chicken palm. I mean, I mean
the whole ass meal et eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yo, y'all know you got heartburn?
Speaker 6 (42:27):
Man?
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Oh that's why. That's why my.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Girl bad bro and the gout geau hilarious than the gout.
All right, Gods, you got about a minute left, real quick.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Man. Always have fun hanging with you guys. All right,
Jeff Copping, what you got going on this week?
Speaker 6 (42:44):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
I'm kind of happy about this. I interviewed the actor
who played zoom Uh in the comic books Great Guy,
Teddy Sears. Yes, also in Brilliant Minds.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Correct again some good ones, Jeff, I got a hand
it to you, man. Good.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Every time one of these guys pops up on TV,
I'm like one really, so I'm kind of amused by it.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
You're not doing bad at all, sir, mich kN Miller.
What are you doing this weekend? Man?
Speaker 5 (43:10):
I actually got to work work week this week, man,
I've gotta do five straight ten hour shifts and then
this weekend my wife's Yeah, my wife's cousin is getting married,
so we'll be up in Duvall. You met a wedding
this weekend, So yeah, I had to work Sunday.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I gotta work.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday ten hour shifts and then I'm
off Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Get my wedding on. Brother, They you go.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
A happy waiting until you guys. Drive safe, Miguel. What
you got going on?
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Brother man?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
I'm not doing anything this weekend, but October seventeenth, I'm
going to be at Secrets in Cassime Kevin Dean's Room
to show their headlining. October nineteenth, I'm going to be
at the Rogue Wave in New Sumyrna. And now added
to my calendar. October thirty first, me and Jeff Kaufman.
What's the benu you called?
Speaker 6 (43:55):
Jeff?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
I believe it's the Civic Center, Isna Civic Center, me up, okay, the.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
Rect Center, the Brandon Brandon Center.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Okay, so it's me Marcus Crest Bowl Jeff Kaufman. October
thirty first at the brand Malloween. So added that, thank
you Jeff for putting me on that show, and.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Very nice guys.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
This Friday, I'll be in Lakeland. I'll be in Winter Circle.
I'll be hosting the Newlywed Game. So if you guys
are out there, please stop on buy. It'll have some
good entertainment with some great food. Trust me when I
say that. And then Saturday, I'm gonna be in the Villages.
I'm being at the Lazy Max Theater. We are gonna
be in the lobby ken by the way, we're not
gonna be in the theater.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Okay, I found that out. It's still it's still a
good setup. I never played it, but I'm looking forward
to And don't forget, guys, never I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Okay, And don't forget this weekend coming up, guys.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I'm trying to put it on.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
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Thank you guys so much for always listening and joining us.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
We'll see you.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Tomorrow, But until then ken leave them with some words
of wisdom.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Take your ass to bed. We out here
What's up everybody, and thank you for tuning in to
Real Laughs on Real Radio one O four point one.
I am your host to night mister James John and
we are your night cap of comedy. I am joining
virtual studio as always with my brothers in comedy. First off,
the man who makes all of this happen our official
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the good people of Orlando for over twenty years. Jeff
the Batman. Kaufman is in the building doing all kinds
of great things, interviewing all these celebrities. Jeff, how the
hell you feel, man?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I feel good, man. I'm very fortunate to be able
to do a lot of dumb things that I enjoy.
There you go, and that works for.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Me, and it's working out for you.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Man.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You're doing all right. You're doing all.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And you never know you. Look at whom I got today,
Jake Tappan, Bill O'Reilly.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh, I got some questions.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I got some question bro.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm afraid I'm as skree.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He ain't even on the network anymore. You can ask
him anything now.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Man, somehow they're gonna get my check stopped. And I
don't even get paid by the government. I'm afraid.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Don't be afraid. Brother.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Also in studio, we have the man that meant the
legend himself. We know him as a godfather of Orlando comedy,
Ken Miller. But today he is bricked up and he
is Chef Kenta.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Okay, what's going on, chef? If you don't stop messing
my middle name up. You know that's kent. We were
saying kent Ta for eight years. You hate my man,
the disrespect Jamie. You can call him anything, just all right, chef,
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you know, man, I got off work today. My wife
wanted some chicken fried chicken.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So I got our.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Work, found a recipe and made chicken fried chicken with
white gray and rice. And that's why I was late
that We was eating dinner, chicken chickens fried chicken. That's
it done it yea, all of this, but she won.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I don't know. We got on the subject of like chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Fried steak and all that, and we were talking about
because Cracker Barrel got really good chicken fried chicken. If
you never had the chicken fried chicken Cracker bro it
is good. That gravy is so good. So she was like,
when you make it? I was like cool, So got
home made it and then that's why I was like.
We was there stairs eating dinner and watching the Office.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I ain't mad at you, brother. Hey, Hey, was that
chicken fried steak good?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Though?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yo? It was?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, he had chicken fried chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
He had bro chicken chicken fried chicken. Yeah, gravy was
set it off. That white gravy. Man, that gravy set
it off.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
It really put it, put it right over the top, because,
like I said, it's just fried chicken.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That's all it is. He right, it's a white gravy
on it. That's it. Yeah, that's it. That's how it is.
But it was Lao Stewart. It's good baby, all right, good,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Also in studio, the man who helped start all this
hilarity over nine years ago, my partner in crime, my
brother Miguel colog Don't you forget about the junior.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You know who his daddy is. But Gael, what's going on? Man?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Chicken fried chicken reminds me of at the grocery store
they got cookie and cream stuffed oreos, and I'm like, wait,
some oreos.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Hey. By the way, those are delicious. I don't know
if you had them, but it's just oreos. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Oreos are cookie and cream. You can't.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
That's the same thing as chicken fried chicken. Hey, we
fried this chicken and chicken like chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh, come on, they're better, bigger scans of that. You
go to the frozen yogurt plate and they waste and
they weigh it. You go in and there it's like
nine pounds and you're gonna nine dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Because you go that frozen yogurt connect. Man. Hey, I
go there, man, I make sure weigh all my yogurt went.
I tell them straight up, man, hey, hey.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Them boys come at me. They like, yo, man, I
got you. I got thirty six keys at yogurt. I'm like, yeah, man,
I'll get a little quiney whack that up. Man, were
talking about fifty two little fifty two yogurt keys right there?
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Man, cut it anymore? You go, ain't good body? Repeat customers?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I got shut out to min cheese.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Yeah, man, I got my yogurt making them fees lean
like a kickstand. You know, my yogurt.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Hey, hey, my'm out there yo, and you're like, yo,
this is that Miguel yogurt is like yeah, it's so
cold you can't feel your face.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I am a basic white chick. When I go to
like min Cheese, I get tart.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
That's it. Nothing else.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That does not even mean just no flavored yogurt, frozen yogurt,
just tart.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I know that, James, your people are free. Now let me.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Get mine with Hennessy in it. Okay, Yeah, whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Man, you don't be like, what kind of yogurt do
you want? Just tart?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
He that's it. I've never been to min Cheese.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Wow, you never been to men Cheese. I'm Japanese.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, I'm not a big frozen yogurt person.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Man, it's it's soft, it's off ice cream.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
They need to change the name of soft ice cream
frozen yogurt saying I like frozen yogurt, just say South
ice cream.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You got it?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Why you gotta be so complicated? Munchies, Gary, Gary Minky's
what is it? I ain't going to Gary Minky.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Hey, can let me ask you? Because you made chicken
fried chicken? Did you get the recipe from TikTok No?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I gotta.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I just google chicken fried chicken, and usually what I
do is whatever recipe you got the most stars, because.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That's what I do.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Reew gotta be it gotta be four point eight to
five stars.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
In order for me to make it.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I'm g I use recipe racism.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I go on like YouTube and I just look at
the people cooking it and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah, that that dude no spice, Like, uh, I.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Don't know if you guys have ever seen that cowboy dude. Uh,
he's like an old cowboy dude. He cooks on that
old wagon grill. So some like Western stuff, like if
they're like we're gonna make fahitas, I'm like that old cowboy.
And then like if they're like if they're like, oh,
we're gonna make some Mexican food, I need like a thick,
you know. And she's like, you know, like she got
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that pretty face and you get a little bit of
rolls and you know, you know, you know it's good.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
You know, you know it's all good.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Have y'all seen that one with the ladies. Like I'm
getting up to make my husband lunch and it's like
for him to go to work and it's like five
o'clock in the morning, and she stuffs like this huge
oversized car heart lunch box full of like a five course.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Meal for him to take the lunch.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Bro she makes them chestnuts makeup tutorials. When she recovered
in Black Eyes, I overstepped.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I'm sorry, Billy work all dang. I don't need this. Hey,
Charlie Parks said, you're supposed to serve me.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Join us tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'll show you, guys how to get bloodstained out of
a wife beater.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
White a minute.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Not like that, Homo, Jimmy Kimmel any time.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
For our sins, we're gonna go to hell.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's bro, hey on Hamper, when you working in the office,
and shall make your lunch.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, I would make her lunch.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah, and she wasn't even working. Jus run home, Jesus,
run home.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Be like, I gotta turn this brisket just sitting there.
No water hangars, Jane, no water hangers.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You know, people who listen to this show see my wife.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And they think this woman must be crazy, violent and
just horrible.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
You know, I think that, And.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I know, guys, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
When we hang out, we go to a comedy club,
Miguel tell my wife the entire time, you're not a
good person.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Tired.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I tell straight up.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
When we go we're all meeting up to go to
a comedy show and I got a girl with me,
and James's like, cool, Michelle's gonna be here.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I said, hey, girl, stay in the car. I don't
need to smoke. You think she's stay in the car.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
She' just knocking people out, just you know what.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I'm like, I don't need to be rude.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
The last time we went out, we were probably seeing Bruce,
Bruce and me and Miguel outside and I'm like, I'm
go go get James.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Miguel's like THATX Michelle James.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's like when you go to buy a car, I
don't need to talk to the dealer. Who's the guy
You're gonna walk in the room with the envelope and
pretend you're making a deal.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I need to talk to her or him?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, exactly. That's my Michelle.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Man, God bless her, she's probably listening.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah right, Yeah, here's what I wanted to bring up.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Because we got Jeff, our lawyer friend, if you will,
not only just the lawyer, but a combook creator and fellow.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Come, we were talking about Diddy.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Last show and the fact that you know he got
he got fifty years. I'm sorry, fifty months, not years.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
And did y'all just.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
See the development that happened about a couple of hours ago. Now,
he asked President Trump if he can get a party.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well he's he's already getting something else though, Man, is.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
This Trump federals?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Jeff, Yeah, yeah, he can get parton for federal court.
He ain't getting it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
But so you don't I was going to ask your
opinion on that. You don't think Trump will pardon his
boy Diddy?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Come on, you get you got if he was this
early trafficking or something else like that where they can
say he was framed. But anything deal with prostitutes. I
guarantee he's staying away from that.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Donald's gonna be like, I got meek out you guys
to do this.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
You know what, I already.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Already for the culture, already got what y'all but you
got just so you know he's he's gonna yeah, two
more years. He's got two years down because they have
this federal program that Trump actually created for people. That's
why they said he had drug problems and everything else, like,
because he could take a nine month course while he's
there and get two years off his sentence, So he's
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probably he's probably gonna wind up doing about around two
years you because.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, but I thought he already had time served thirteen months,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay. Yeah, so he's gonna be there for a minute.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Okay, he going, Well, he's gonna be You take thirty
three and then take another twelve off that so year around,
you're around two years if he finishes this drug course.
That's why he was talking about while I was on
drugs at the time, just so that he could qualify
for this nine month Okay, that'll get them a year off.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Answer this for me, Jeff, because I'm confused the charge
he ended up getting charged with, convicted.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
To taking prostitutes over state lines.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Basically, how is that a normal sentence that he got
for that particular crun.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
First off, these people are normally not charge that's a
charge you don't see. Okay, It's something that people don't
get charged with because.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
The chef is not the kind of charge you usually
hit within the beginning, So they stack your charges and
then later on they like that's the shut off.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That was an add on, you know, were misdemeanors basically, Yeah,
that's what I thought. Yeah, they're not that big.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
It's not that I looked at.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
The Jerry had been like that, So you want your
hookers to walk?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
If they said? The one thing that the other side
didn't do was just asking this, So you were paid
to have sex? Did they charge you? What do you mean, well,
this is prostitution? Did they charge you?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, you pro testifying with immunity, so you can't be
charged here for this. You know, they could have shut
them down, but I guess nobody thought of it, which
is the weirdest thing. But I guess they were thinking, well,
we got away with the first charge. Man, fifty months
is a long time. This person isn't a golf course. Yeah, yeah,
this is a bad one.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
He's been stuck in the bad federal pen. He hadn't
stuck in the one where Martha Stewart was making macromy Okay,
go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I'd just be like, Yanna, is is my client on
trial for paying hookers or not paying them? Because if
he didn't pay them, let's hang them hot, let's gang
let's lock this fella up for being a dirt bag. Yeah,
you're telling me my client is on trial for paying
whes and then making sure they got who and from
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the location safely.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I mean that dog ain't gonna hunt y'all. What are
we doing here? What are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Who here has not paid?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I'm looking I'm looking dead at you, Baylep. I remember you.
I remember you.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
We was at that same white party. It was me,
you loon, all them wares La, Bill Clinton, the professor
X in the wheelchair, No, what's his name?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
You know, Larry Flint, but a genius?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
And I said, hey, man, can we can we get
some thirty year old And they was like, oh, we can.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Do better than that. And I said I got to go.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
When they said they was gonna be some young girls
at the party, I was like, oh damn, he's twenty
two year olds.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
What am I gonna talk about?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
And I walked in there and it looked like a
Claire's boutique and I said, well out here, I got
on this. I got on Farnsworth Bentley's umbrella and took off.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I like, he said, Claire's boutique can yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Now?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Did it give shine a call see if he wants to.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Do top for this one too.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
What I say, what?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, I don't have a case.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah, I mean, y'all, I guess we are guilty of
being gentleman's. I guess that is charge mcclient with gentlemen
reedy hook.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
You know.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Also there was a puddle and he threw his jacket
over it so one of the horse could step on it,
like federal, what is the statue nine years y'all?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
What's going on his kangaroo court? What's going on his
kangaroo court?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Old systems out of order? All right, guys, on that note, will.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Be right Like this is like no ice cream sheet
at McDonald's at eleven thirty, I don't.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Order right here.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
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I'm still your host, mister James John.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I'm joining a virtual studio with Ken Miller, Jeff the
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of comedy. I want to remind you all to please
follow us on social media. That's Facebook, Instagram and YouTube. Now, guys,
it's got kind of a sensitive subject. I know we
don't try to get too serious on this show, but
I heard some interesting today and I want to see
what you guys think about it. Sometimes the government can
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choose to celebrate new holidays right like recently in the
past couple of years, we started celebrating Juneteenth. We guys
all remember that. I know I do because I worked
at a black station and we didn't get it off.
But there's other holidays that have just been created, I
guess you would say. And I want to know if
you guys have an opinion on it. There is coming
(16:12):
up this month, Jeff, have you heard about this before
I say it? I think you know what I'm about
to say. This month there's a new holiday. It's been created. Uh,
it's going to be Charlie Kirk Day. And I want
to know if you got this.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Did you know this?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
James?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Actually the only thing I'm taking it now because you're attorney,
because you're white. It's Charlie Kirk Day.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
You know that day?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well, I kind I kind of figured you knew about this.
I figured you knew about this holiday. But it was
just announced that they will be celebrating a Charlie Kirk Day.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
And I found that to be very interesting.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
How about problematic? We'll go with problematic?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Hod up was the day off?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
No, it's not holiday, They've not got a problem.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yeah, it's just a day of remembrance from what I'm
looking up. So it's not like Martin Luther.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
King, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Like I was all for if it was a day off.
I was like, hey man, I'm gonna need this week.
I'm gonna need the week.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
To be fair.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Man, I'm about make it the month.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Tarlie Kirk month gives Mondays too.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Oh it was Wednesdays. Listen when it comes to holidays.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
When it comes to holidays, I'm like, hey man, I
just this Black Panthers Wednesdays important to me.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
You know, hey, listen man, what they did to Hueye.
You know lit'sten take it off.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Okay, last Sunday, I took off of O Jay Sundays Sundays.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
And then I took cold Brown Wednesdays.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Hey man, I'm just like, hey man, you Friday, baby,
you know what December twenty first is Diddy Day? You got, hey,
you got you gotta take You got to take a
girl across state lines.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
You gotta drive a girl.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Across state lines and make sure she gets paid like
an animal.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Yeah, you give me a holiday. Listen, man, you give
me a day off holiday.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Some of this stuff is come on, but they they
I want us to get a day. I think we
could get a day real laughs day. It's hard to
get somebody to do it all you got to do
is write a check You write a check up and
have something, I'll do it.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
I'll put that in your department.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Then here's my dumb question though, because I'm trying to
approach this rationally and not I'm just trying to figure
it out. Why a Charlie Kirk day? Why are day
of remembrance for him? In particular, not saying what happened
to him wasn't horrific, but why a national day of
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remembrance for him?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, I'll tell you how it works out. Whoever in
power gets to make the holidays?
Speaker 6 (18:58):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
You know, you know, you know, we got a lot
of weird ones coming out. You go, what is this one?
And how do you determine whether you get a full
month or like a day?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
How about you.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Get like an hour? You know he might maybe an
hour for Charlie. It compareson to like, you know, days
for like you know, people.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Who are I went, Jeff, if the Democrats ran the
House and and and the sending and what would happen?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
This wouldn't even be we wouldn't even be talking about it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, I mean, you got you got admit, there's a
lot of silliness on how we decide to do this,
because they're like tokens. When we don't want to take
care of a problem, we give somebody something that has
no meaning. I mean, I mean, really think about it.
They don't want to set up a memorial, nod any money.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
No, we gotta we gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We're gonna have a day of remembrance for him. And
you know, I guarantee if you look up the day
they're getting remembrance, look at what that day is. It's
probably seven different things.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
It could be like, yeah, you look day, maybe it'll
be like Hamburger Day, like I mean, I mean we do.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
That, we Members Day, which museums are all about remembering.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
So that's weird.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
You should call that woman's day. They never forget, all right,
So that's just my question. I was just wondering what
you guys felt about that, if you guys felt indifferent
or just like, well.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Think of this way, think of it this way. And
this is where we really want to get funny.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
If if the people who run with him and and
and celebrated him, they got their right to celebrate it.
Hey man, every First Friday, I celebrate Magic Johnson Day.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
No condom in this house.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Damn Wow, long dog.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Celebrate his son. Yeah, I celebrate his son's day. I'll
talk to my dad.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Hey, you gotta you gotta celebrate people that that that
you look up to.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Bro Understand, hey, man, every third Friday is Paula Deine
in this house. Michelle says the.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
N word all a second. I don't care. You could do.
She could have said something about the Jews. I'm not
giving up eating at her restaurant. I don't know if
you've ever I don't know if you've ever eaten there, Sir.
I passed it up that food.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Kay? Who is he talking to? Hey?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Hey, hey, I'm gonna tell you like this dog you
ever noticed, Jeff, If you call me on Thursday, I
don't pick the phone up because it's doctor Umar Day.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I don't talk doctor Umar date like that. Jane Kid.
Don't look at no white booty or no white people
on that day. It is doctor Umar Day.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
You know who we forgive. We forgive people we really like.
You could do some crazy crap, but if we like
you a lot, we're gonna forgive you. Either. You're a
great cook, You're a great actor. You're a great singer,
we'll give you a past. The first time you really
gotta like screw up real bad, we'll go. No, No,
I don't think he did that.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
We don't want to give it up that.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Even celebrity world, I correct, people love Kobe. When Kobe died,
even though I'm saying Toby Toby, hey look here man, hey,
I don't know if he was guilty of inner I
know he just he paid the money.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Jeff said. People pay the money the go away row,
the check row the check to get it to go away.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
But when Kobe died, oh, we was out here like
we really lost a friend. Yeah, like you said, it's sometimes.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
This white white reporter, this white woman said something and
everyone's going boo and they rained down on her and
I was laughing.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It was Gail.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I mean, I'm when Gail King said something too, and
Snoop Dog went on Instagram and was like, hey dog,
I still use that. And and so he said to
this data people, bro day should day. Yeah, man, you
gotta you gotta celebrate and have remembrance for people.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Bra Ain't no, ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Man.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
If you if it's somebody you you mess with, you
gotta you gotta keep rolling with him.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
You know, every every fifth Friday, It's.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Lawn's Taylor Day. I'm doing cocaine. Dang rock.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
What I got?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
First day of football Season's Ray Caruf Day. I clean
out my trunk.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Wow, God, just day.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Just just hang.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
You doing his day, just hanging, just hanging, chilling, just chilling.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
What you doing on Tupac Day? You know, just pretending
I really like women only.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh what you're doing on shipping night day? Just running
people over.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
It's hanging them on falconies, hanging about falconies.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Joe, My office hours is nine.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Baby, Hey, listen, I don't I don't make jokes about
people who are getting out. I don't go around with
these guys because you know someday they're gonna come out.
They got a list.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
He come to me, Jersey, that Haitian sensation.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
If you want chook, come see me, baby, come see.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Me, my man. I ain't Setty.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
One Avenue on not.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Eve On on Avenue to Varislaw to come see me, Jersey.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I gotta shook, I gotta I gotta shug nights story y'all.
It was probably two thousand and five, two thousand and six,
maybe around that, I was working at Buka the Pepa's
bartended over there and this woman and she had a very.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Beautiful daughter that she was a very good looking.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Woman would come in and sit at my bar and
eat all the time, and they would talk about music
and we would all just talk. The woman ended up
being Hohold Coogan's wife. And this was Brooke Cogan when
she was a young girl. She was probably like fifteen
years old, and they would come in and then I
got to realize because they would always talk about Terry terry,
and then I got to realize one day I was
like this whole Coogan's family. So we would talk and everything.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It was.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
They would come in all the time and she was
just sitting the our hangout and I would sit there
and talk to him. And you know, I was I
was a young man in my twenties, so I was
still really big into music, like and back then, you know,
if you were at the hip hop, you were at
the labels, and hip hop was a weird thing to
be at the music wise, because I don't think rock
fans are into the idea of like, yo, did you
just hear Innerscope is dropping geffing right now and blah blah.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
You know.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
So I was real into, real into music like that.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
And I remember bartending one day and we're just all
talking and I'm having some and as I'm having the blast,
the woman says, I'm going to have dinner with sug Knight,
and I just stopped. She was like Miguel, she was
like he was responsible for Tupac's career. She's like, do
you know anything about sug Knight? And I literally stopped
(25:44):
and I was like, if I say something bad about
sug Knight, would sug Night be willing to send somebody
to kill a bartender at the Florida Mall.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yes, And I turned around and I said death Row
had some really good albums.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Yeah, it's funny you say that, because that is so
true about hip hop. Chris Rock had his sting on
his CDs where R and B singers and heavy metal
dang and be like, give it up this my recolley,
but this reculate.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
But hip hop was about to recollection.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
It was a game.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Loud five house loud like your recollect your record label
out if in the forefront before you put your crew out,
bro bad boy.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Your record label? Let me know, like who you signed with?
Let me know how much you were worth in this game?
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Correct? People were like, Yo, Cam's about to sign with
the Rock? What what?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
It was like it was basically like a franchise team.
He'd be like, because you'd be like, yo, if somebody
who's really good signed with a whack label, like, hey man,
he just signed with with with with Dookie Butt Records,
who's worthless?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
He's playing for the Browns. Basically play for the Browns.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
You know. Funny because if somebody was signed to the Rock,
if somebody was signed, he was like, oh this is
this is what's up. If you were signed the G Unit,
you were like, damn fifty things. He'll kill for him,
you know. Like it was.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
But there were different labels though, because I worked in
the music industry and there's a big difference between somebody
writing you a check or somebody handing you a suitcase
with a million dollars in it.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I mean that's a different environment.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You know, brown bag money used to call it back
in the day. Yeah, there you go, Man.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
What label did y'all want to be signed? Because every
one of us wanted to be about that boy. That boy.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Yeah, hey, that boy he's bro I am a die
hard Biggie Smalls fan. Brot to do a collab with
Big But now I know in the future days would
be broke.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, that's gonna say.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Now it's funny because now we're finding out that you know,
Puffy they say, allegedly took advantage of everybody.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Did you take advantage of the hooker? Is that he
paid and gave rise to this.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
But Dames, we from the South, so we probably would
have had signed.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
With the face.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Young young money man, young money, young money, cash money.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yo, you're the one with that stream. Huh. Huh. You're
gonna write some comic books. Huh.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hey, you don't wants cross their line. Huh, you're doing
right down.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
I gotta joke down, I said.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
When you listen to Hull, it just sounds like you're
talking to one of your drunk gogles. He's like, you
probably went with your grandmother's door.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Huh. You probably went and picked up some fruit. Huh.
He got some money for me the old hunh you.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Got a church crown huh.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
You got that. People don't think you got your block.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Or when that saw first came out, I was in
the military, bro. We was watching it on YO m
TV raps. I said, this ain't real. This guy to
be a parody, bro, right, that becomes in the projects.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Bro, dude, just talking. Y'all probably wondering what kind of
song this is. Huh, I don't know. Huh, I wrote
this last night. Huh.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
We're both trying to figure out how this got out
the radio. Huh Huh you give your body lean Huh.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
On that note, y'all go take a short little break.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
We'll be right back with more hilarity on Real Last,
Real Radio one.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Or four point one.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
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in the Real Last on Real Radio one on four
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Speaker 3 (29:48):
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please hit us with it.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
All right, it's a little all right, it's a little
X rayed, I'm gonna mince my words, so X.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
He got a little r X rated r X ray
directors come in and see seventeen seventeen.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, it's in C seventeen.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
So I was having a conversation with the Crownroyal boys
over chat, right, and y'all don't know who.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
That's Chris and Dwayne.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
And one of them was upset because you know, all
the are corn sights. You got to put your birthday in.
Now you got to age verification, age verification. And I said,
you don't even need the corn sites no more. I said,
you can just go to Twitter. I said, Twitter got
an all kind of corn on it, right, And I
(30:47):
was like, and the videos are only two to three minutes,
and that's all you really need.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
That's funny.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
And one of them was like.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
One of them was like, dog, you you you go
that fast?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I said, yeah, you going for when you buy yourself?
Speaker 4 (31:03):
If I don't, If I don't go past the two minutes,
the light's gonna changed.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
I was questioning.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I was like, wait a minute, I said, when.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
You gonna start honking at me?
Speaker 5 (31:15):
So when you get your oh by yourself you going
longer than three minutes?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, I mean I didn't need I need to know
the plot line.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
I got issues the plot line. Funny, I'm watching the credit.
I'm sitting there going I give this full full peeps up,
you know. Yeah, I'm waiting this thing.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Okay, So I gotta go to im dB.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
I'm like, I know I've seen it, got a belief
for you know, don't look to me.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
I know you ain't enjoin us.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
I got a story, said, I was getting my whack
a mole along. I was like, no, that's a normal, dude.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Two to three minutes is like, because you guys are
used to doing it in the shower. You only got
two to three minutes before your girl catches you.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
How are you? How are you doing it for?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
I'm gonna be honest with Jeff here, Jeff, me and
Jeff we we we jacked the same We lay down gentleman. Yeah, yeah,
I mean this is a moment for remember who wait,
respect myself.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Time out.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
I got a question. Uh, you laid down to do it.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, that's the same way you used to running from crimes.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
That's how you guys, You guys, you guys are all
sell Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Exactly. I never lay down. Laying down is a little fruity.
You laid down.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Normally you stand up ashamed of the shower.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Absolutely, he cried, you know, yeah, I cried.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
During it, after it.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Yes, yeah, I'm gonna tell you, guys.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
What beats?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
What are you talking about? He's like, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry you guys.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
You guys don't have the luxury of beating when you
want to beat, the way you want to beat, how
you want to beat.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Don't like I gotta go in the shower.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
To hide out, like like like if I tell you
you and freaking Doug you hi.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yes, if I take more than four minutes, the dude,
the homeless dude the Starbucks is gonna knock on the
bathroom door.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
I gotta go quick, man. I can't. Guys, this switch
man paid the higher water bots.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
That's the problems.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Sometimes I stop real quick and I'm like, woof, hold on,
she ain't getting it.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Let's see what else we got.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Wow wait, wait, wait, hey, but but this is Jack advertizing.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Names as a comedian.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yeah, you're going across state lines and you're doing it
and you're getting paid.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Oh no, trafficing myself.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Oh Louy Ben. You going to jail. You be going
to jail.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Hurt car going to jail like Keita. Y'all all play
a role in this stick jacket.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Hey, jerk is going with me?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Can I believe it?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
You?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
What are your crowd boys? Chris Alexander, he'll stand up
to eat.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
I know he ain't. I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I don't know how they do it. I'm just saying
they say they standing it up.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I'm saying that dude sit down to eat a hot dog.
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Even in the hotel. You guys are in the shower
a lot. I don't do the shower all the time.
But I ain't laying down. You're not stand up in
the room, are you? I just me standing up anywhere.
I want to.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Hold on, make myself a sandwich, and I'll take care
of this while I'm out of.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
Y'all. Think y'all think y'all think this is an excuse.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
I feel kind of going to the bed and Jack
and you standing Jack like you sleep walking?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Yeah, man and weird laying down?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Bro? That sounds odd.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Do you guys have sex standing up always? Or do
you ever have?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I have this?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah you have, but you don't always bro y'all.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm gonna tell you something. And all you married men
know this. You gotta get it when you can. Sometimes
you got kids in the house, you gotta be you
got two good minutes maybe before a kid knocks on
the door or screams or says I need something. So man,
you get it where you can. Man, Sometimes you scan
it up.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Sometimes you may he and the other thing I do, Jay,
is because I got one of them emails or people
say they hacked your phone and they got Now I
covered my camera with tape.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Now I let them see it. I let them watch.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I let them see I saw James on a skammer
video to the other.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
I look right at the camera too, just like this.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Hey, Google says masturbating, Why leg down is the most
common practice of masturbation?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Doesn't really google that.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Answering, just googled hang.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Up on I'm not I'm not putting that in my searches.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Sir, do you like to touch yourself while you're in bed
or standing up?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Wait? What kind of sir?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
That's when you're talking to politics Looking.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
At the camera though.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Jamee's is like hey, Jay's like, hey, if.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
You want twenty free tickets called for zero seven yo.
The last four digits bunk.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Less common standing, while masturbating is less common for most
people and often tied to specific context, such as inability
to find peace and quiet.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Y'all, y'all, Hey man, y'all you guys. Yeah, you guys,
I'm big ja o.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Those gang fights with a guy runs it from behind him,
throw the fun and run away.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, you read yourself, lady. You know Michelle ain't standing
up to do it.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
No.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, she on the kids bed.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Yeah, like I can't. Don't come cook food.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Come on and cook me food.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
When I'm done, your kids come home. She's like, hey, baby,
put the sheets in the laundry. Mama was watching the stories.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Michellea gangster. She like like Bill Cosby. She's like, hey,
we're having sex or am I having sex?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
This is how.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
This is how I do age verification. On the porn
sites too, they're like, verify your age. I'm like, all right,
I've watched porn on VHS tapes. They're like, going in player, yeah,
you in.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It's either you are seven eleven okay, I'm in.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah that dude, Yeah, verify your age.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
I remember watching it when the lines was squiggly.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, you're good, come on in dog. Yeah. I remember
watching it.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
Verify your age sometimes. I like when it's Harry.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah. Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
This was a l.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, I remember there was.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I remember they had categories that were not step mom
oh player, Yeah definitely, yeah, yeah, where's the pizza guy?
Speaker 6 (38:10):
When the girl got stuck, we had to stop filming
and she's stuck again.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
And then one director was like, I got an idea, Terry,
get up, get air, do stop stop jacket standing and
get your get it from underneath that coffee table.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
About jacket standing, you savages.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah god, I feel so much better on.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Your headstand, like you just blowing everything.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Blow my mind today, poopy popping on her handstand.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yeah, well I got another one the hat for to
do a time Okay, I was. You know, we've been
going back and forth. I've been going back and forth
to the doctor. I got to go do a sleep study.
How many hours of sleep do y'all get a night?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I did?
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Because people say he's supposed to get I get maybe
four or five.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
If you're supposed to get seven, I don't. I don't
get that.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
I try to get six. Man, I try to get six.
If I get three hours, I'm lucky to get five.
I'm lucky three.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Hours of sleep.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
I'm definitely like man, it makes you kind of feel
like man, this kind of suck especially more.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
Listen, listen, it causes six here's a good sleep for me.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
And if you read something about it, you know it
ain't great because what happens if you don't get seven hours?
It's you know, they did a study the other day.
They found out that they introduced influenza to like different
groups and the groups that had four hours were fifty
percent chance to get it and compared to the one
who got eight hours of sleep.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
I believe that.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
Yeah, man, But.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
The thing is, we excuse me, we all know we
need to get sleep, but we it just it doesn't
happen nowadays like that where someone's getting eight hours of sleep,
that's so rare.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
But you know what, I can sleep anywhere.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
When I was a kid, I could do it.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I can you give me two seconds, I'll be sleeping
in the office side.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
I say my break and my fifth team. In the break,
I go tell my Howard nap in the car bro Power.
My wife is like, how do you do that I
said I learned in the military.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
You got about it sleep.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
You know that stretcher eye for between colonial and and
like longwood, Yeah, out every time.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That's the other reason why I'm gonna buy a Tesla.
My next guy is gonna be a Tesla. I'm gonna
be sleeping, man, I just.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Got a Cadillac. I'm like, I mean, I'm gonna hit something,
but I'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
I ain't. Hey, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
That Tesla sounds sexy when you're thinking about you can
take a nap.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
But that's the thing you can't. You got your guys
could be open in order for it to drive.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You know what, I'd have those glasses with the eyeballs
bru racist say that.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I was about to say that, bro, just.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Yeah, Korean's like the car. Want to drive for me?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Huh? What'd you fish time? What do you feel like
you get a knight? I want to say around seven.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Honestly, but this is new to me because I've always
had a job. We had to get up and go somewhere.
Now I call myself unemployed. So now I actually sleep good,
wake up stress free, which is so new.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
You got nothing to wake up four nothing to wake
up for. But here's the hardest.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Thing to do is to sleep when you have nothing
to do. Correct, correct, you look, why am I up?
But if I had something, I didn't have anything to do.
If I had something to do, my body goes. Stay
in bad man, stay in bed. That's right, absolutely right.
But now I'm up, I just naturally get up. Man,
I don't sleep in, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah, I think I do about four or five. Man,
I probably do four or five a night.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Bro, Do you try to sleep in on a weekend
or your weekend?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
You know, my body wakes me up. You up right?
Speaker 5 (41:44):
I have been waking up at the crack of dawn
since it's nineteen ninety five, and my body is used
at six or seven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Pop.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
I can for real not setting an alarm and my
body will wake me up at six o'clock. Me too,
I'm the same way. I'm just so used to waking up, bro.
So tonight we did something different because we always eat late.
Like normally when the show was done, we'll eat something,
so we ate before the show. So now after the show,
I can be winding down, you know what I mean,
Johnny Again, But normally get done with this. She's like,
(42:15):
what you want for dinner? And I'm like, it's ten thirty. Well,
I can make some chicken palm. I mean, I mean
the whole ass meal et eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yo, y'all know you got heartburn?
Speaker 6 (42:27):
Man?
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Oh that's why. That's why my.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Girl bad bro and the gout geau hilarious than the gout.
All right, Gods, you got about a minute left, real quick.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Man. Always have fun hanging with you guys. All right,
Jeff Copping, what you got going on this week?
Speaker 6 (42:44):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
I'm kind of happy about this. I interviewed the actor
who played zoom Uh in the comic books Great Guy,
Teddy Sears. Yes, also in Brilliant Minds.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Correct again some good ones, Jeff, I got a hand
it to you, man. Good.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Every time one of these guys pops up on TV,
I'm like one really, so I'm kind of amused by it.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
You're not doing bad at all, sir, mich kN Miller.
What are you doing this weekend? Man?
Speaker 5 (43:10):
I actually got to work work week this week, man,
I've gotta do five straight ten hour shifts and then
this weekend my wife's Yeah, my wife's cousin is getting married,
so we'll be up in Duvall. You met a wedding
this weekend, So yeah, I had to work Sunday.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I gotta work.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday ten hour shifts and then I'm
off Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Get my wedding on. Brother, They you go.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
A happy waiting until you guys. Drive safe, Miguel. What
you got going on?
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Brother man?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
I'm not doing anything this weekend, but October seventeenth, I'm
going to be at Secrets in Cassime Kevin Dean's Room
to show their headlining. October nineteenth, I'm going to be
at the Rogue Wave in New Sumyrna. And now added
to my calendar. October thirty first, me and Jeff Kaufman.
What's the benu you called?
Speaker 6 (43:55):
Jeff?
Speaker 4 (43:56):
I believe it's the Civic Center, Isna Civic Center, me up, okay, the.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
Rect Center, the Brandon Brandon Center.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Okay, so it's me Marcus Crest Bowl Jeff Kaufman. October
thirty first at the brand Malloween. So added that, thank
you Jeff for putting me on that show, and.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Very nice guys.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
This Friday, I'll be in Lakeland. I'll be in Winter Circle.
I'll be hosting the Newlywed Game. So if you guys
are out there, please stop on buy. It'll have some
good entertainment with some great food. Trust me when I
say that. And then Saturday, I'm gonna be in the Villages.
I'm being at the Lazy Max Theater. We are gonna
be in the lobby ken by the way, we're not
gonna be in the theater.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Okay, I found that out. It's still it's still a
good setup. I never played it, but I'm looking forward
to And don't forget, guys, never I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Okay, And don't forget this weekend coming up, guys.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I'm trying to put it on.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
The screen for you guys Friday, October ten, s Saturday
October eleventh, or other sponsor, the Funny Bone. That's correct,
they got Martin Amini performing at the Orlando Funny Bone. Guys, guys,
want to get tickets for that on Friday or Saturday,
just go to Orlando dot Funnybone dot com. Martin Amini
is in the house. Go ahead and check that out.
Thank you guys so much for always listening and joining us.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
We'll see you.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Tomorrow, But until then ken leave them with some words
of wisdom.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Take your ass to bed. We out here
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