November 20, 2025 • 45 mins
Thursday 11-20-25 Show #1216: Tonight we discuss Waffle House take out, Ken hates pancakes and waffles, brinner, and Daylight Savings time.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome everybody. That's right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You just tuned in to Real Last on Real Radio
one on four point one. I am your host tonight,
mister James thirty two years married to my baby young
so happy. I love you, girl, I do. I'm not
just saying that. Could you cut me once?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Also joining me in studios my friend.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Or mister mister Kim Miller aka f this Daylight saving
you all right here?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Man, I almost choked.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bro hey dogs, I ain't going to apologize for you
man for the last show.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Bro wow, I'm sorry. So you know, we pre record
these shows. So Sunday night we were supposed to record,
and at six o'clock PM, I hit James and mcgillip says, hey, man,
I can't record.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I apologize. Yeah, So what had happened was I knew
it had happened.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So my partner came over here, my grasp looking terrible.
My partner came.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Over here to fix my sprinkler system, fix the sprinkler heads,
and then I found out I have a pipe broke
going to one of the sprinklers right. Also side note,
he cut my neighbor's cable co ed cable. Sorry, no,
they came, and so they came and fixed it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But man, we got done.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I said, you know you want to have I I
have a drink, he said, I bet when smoker cigaree
bast I got ready.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
On a couple of hours, man, a six o.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I was wasted and me and my boy drink a
whole bottle of Crown.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh damn, oh damn. We am yo.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I paid them and I paid and I paid
them and I tipped them. You know you drunk, well,
you tip your homeboy. And I gave him a tip.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I felt I made it. I had a steak from
the weekend. Uh roof crip. Heated that up. Man, I
fell asleep. I woke up at midnight shook daddy. I'm like,
oh my god, what did I miss work? That's seaning
out here watching TV. I was like, yo, why you
(02:16):
let me drink while? That's funny when you blame her. Hey,
man like yo, so shout out to my boy being
Ben Chisho. And Ben got a business. He actually used
to run like if you saw the guy's cutting grass
and everything on Alt monal Alt for around the area.
He was the head guy for all of that and
decided he was going to open his own handyman business.
(02:37):
I last said, so you went from computers to fixing pipes.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So he came through. So shout out to my dog man.
We had a good, good ass time last night. But
I missed radio man. The alcoholism got to me, made
me miss my job. Hey, blame it on the alcohol.
I feel you, brother, No words, no words at all.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Now you don't mean I don't. I don't do CRD work.
It's not my thing normally to do. And except I
looked out in the audience and there was a woman
in the second row and I just told everyone I
was a lawyer and everything. And the woman in the
second row has this neck brace on ah, and I
looked at her. I said, man, that's like lawyer porn
right there.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You got her.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It was like, hey, you got representation real quick. You
need us dot com you know.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But did you, Jeff, did you keep out of your car?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I was like, you sexy? What happy to you tell me? Semi?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Jeff saw on her forehead, he saw MAUI, I'm sexy.
And it was.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
It was the worst two minutes and the whole audience
was dying. Man, he looks so sexy.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I want you to know.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I know you with somebody, but uh.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
If you ever want a cheat, yeah, you need us
dot com Jeff baby dog. That's funny because like what
if that like like that's a great skit.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Like you meet somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And you're a lawyer and she got the neck braces
and everything, like you know, if you ever want to yeah, yo,
like hey hey hey she ended up cheating, but you
find out her man was Dan Newley, your best friend?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Nag that's funny, bro, that'd be a funny skit, Dude,
when somebody get hurt and they cheat on their lawyer
with another lawyer. If you ever want to come over here,
I want to come over here.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Man calls when you need us. It's crazy, Man, We'll
get back.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
We'll get back to the improv shout out to the
Funny Bone, one of our official sponses. I'm a miss
two Good Weeks man, like I miss George Wallace and
then this weekend, I'm a miss Damon Wayne's junior.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Man. I was really excited to see you.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I know he ain't gonna remember me, but I opened
formed years ago man, and I really wanted to go
see his set, to see how you know how his
house has changed since.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He was belly Busters broke? Yeah, how belly James?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
How long ago is belly Busters? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Like at least Jeff? How old is he now? Dog?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He was in his twenties, so he got to be
in his hell.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It's black dog crack now, daddy. How many Wayn's work
and entertainment? Bro all of them, all of them, all
of them, all of them. So was out to him.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I still open or was it close at the time
or they both were open. So it was a club
called belly Busters. It was in Castlebury. It was owned
by this big, big Italian dude. I ain't gonna say
his name, but I know his day. He was so big, Jeff.
He had a chair every five feet to sit.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Down, and I was his guy. I was his guy.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I was I went up there. I did this show
once and He's like, you're my guy. So I was
working that. Wait, we take a moment, just talk about
the fact that dude was so fat. Every five he
played the longest game of Duck Duck goose.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Musical chairs. Every bro, Bro, I would tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
One thing, bro that that every check bounce, every check bounce,
to the point where I was like, you gotta pay
me a cash, Yeah, you gotta pay And he was.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
He had big name comics there. He had big name
comics there. Remember it was Jimmy Walker, it was Damon Wayne.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Was Billy Busters used to be a steakhouse? Did he
try to?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It was an Italian steakhouse, like right, and he had
big name comics.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Bro like but but like was doing that.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
He was trying to do the bonkers thing with the
free tickets. But but you can't have a twenty five
thousand dollars person and you're given our free ticket.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, don't work that way, bro. Food was delicious food.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Tell about steaks? Is that Tomahawk play still open? Which
one the guy in palm craves?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes, yeah, we actually were about to know that. Go
back Crazey won't have I.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Don't we deserve it. I'll tell you mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You coming with us? Bro A, you coming with us?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I forgot to mention I'm playing. Uh I never got
to play the why Not Lounge, But I'm headlining December sixth.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There you go, man, sad day. That's a sad day
right there. Man. They're doing one night. I think they're
doing One Night Rain, One night, Yeah, yeah Rain, Yeah Rain,
that rain.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That room could talk, sir, there was a lot of
great comedians.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
That's all you can raise that.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Why not bro it just know Jeff is not it's
not the old why not not bad?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But now you you about to be in the fight
for your life.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Well I have people.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, No, it's gonna be pat It's gonna be pasna be.
But like, there is a difference. You said this before,
ladies and gentlemen. There is a difference between a free
crowd and a crowd that paid to get in. Yeah,
y'all act different.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's free. Different y'all. Do y'all act like them?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Go to the show where they paid thirty five forty dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What dollars for ticket? What's sitting there like that ready
to go?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
They want you, they want you to say something bad
so they can jump on you.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I wish he was colly tickets. I think it was
like forty five fifty.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Dollars and then you got to meet and greet tickets
that were kind of expensive and somebody, I think, so
I can't look it up to them.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
No, that's that's Disney. No, no cheap take you know what.
That's a great question, Kengos. What did I get paid?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I know, and I got paid.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm happy when I got paid for fifteen minutes. I
ain't even man, but I can't look it up yet.
The cheap tickets were like fifty five dollars. Oh that's yeah,
ever like fifty five dollars. But but but that audience
is still like I paid fifty dollars. I wish somebody
in here will say something and messed the show up.
So in Tampa, somebody had heckle him. And man, when
(09:13):
I tell you, he ate into that dude so bad
that dude ain't talk to that dude ain't talk the
rest of the night.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't think. I don't think he talked on the
way home. Why would you try to heckle?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Because people watch the internet, that's the point. They're scrolling
watching these videos and they think they can do it.
This woman tried to hop into my show on Saturday,
and I want you to know something. I've never punched
a person in the face verbally, but I took her
out in like that second. She was like two tables
back and she made a comment. And I don't know
where the where the comment came from out of my mouth.
(09:45):
I popped her and I go listen, I got the
mike that's around and find out.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, look at you. Okay it was.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I don't even know where it came from. Maybe I
got that George Wallace energy going. Maybe that's where it
came from.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But here you go look looking up his uh his
ticket prices.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, I mean this is this is.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
A center though, this is you know, look, no, he's
in a theater where I'm looking them up at. Yeah,
but even if they fifty five dollars, that's still a
good ass price.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
See, I ain't like fifty five eight nothing, No.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I say is free? You said thirty five forty at
the Disney Theater.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, that's still the price for a ticket I want.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
You know this is the Disney Theater.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, but it's a comic you had, like you're going
to see Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Okay, all right, see now ken's not being fair. There
are three theaters there. I'm Danny watch on medium one
and then there's the super Bowl one, not the Disney
one where they pay all the musicals everything else. People
pay to go into that one. They pay buckege. They
don't get there's no twenty dollars ticket for in that
in that whole room.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, it's probably gonna be eighty dollars in up.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
But bro, he deserved it at this point, man, he
is doing crazy numbers now he got paid that money.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And I don't know, Jeff, it sounds like you not no, no,
you sound.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Like no, no. You don't have to hear it when
you tell me that lobster's twenty bucks. Has to know
that lost is fifty dollars. You're not gonna tell that's
just me, understand.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But when my friend looked it up and told me
what the price of the ticket was, and I tell.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
You you was that? Was that?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, I can't well I'm talking about that.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
It's just like me, Christy don't know stuff in his
own house.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So who's I didn't say it was, Chris? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
If you if you're paying, man, you're paying thirty five
forty dollars up for a ticket. Honestly, if you paid
twenty five dollars for a ticket, people are still gonna
act right. But when you paying, when you walking in
that show for free, it's a nightmare, bro, It is eight.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It is so am I going to it.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Anytime I go in to Jeff into a show where
I know people got calmped in, I go in thinking
it's the worst. Yeah, I go in there with this
is gonna be one of them nights where I know
I'm gonna be up there. I'm gonna be up.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
There to fight for my life, bro, because they.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Threw out of value you there, I pay for that
pumpy upper? Is that turn or you going low? Now?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Well, I go on there with my and my feelings
and Chris will tell you this, because Chris has said
this a million times.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
He says, You're the only person I.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Ever seen cut it on like Chris will see me
back at the bar man. I can't believe I'm doing this.
I hate comedy. It's so stupid. I don't even know
why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I get on saying what's up, y'all, Thank y'all, Chris, like.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You're the only one I've ever seen be so mad
about the show and then get on stage and turning
out like we just didn't have a conversation about you
behin you're mad about?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Well, you're a professional, that's the thoat.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, you know you gotta get I gotta give you
the show, James, Man, I.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Give James and autumn Ogs the old why not now
ogz up. I would watch them give a crowd of
eight the same energy they would give a crowd of
three hundred.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And I watched them do that. I said, Man, I
can't yo you eight people. You still came here for
a comedy show. I got to still give you the
same love if it was three hundred people.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Don't punish the ones who showed up for the ones
who did not. But I do be mad if I can't.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Say, oh hell yeah, hell yeah, I do be made.
But you're gonna get a good show from me, now,
what do you mean? See?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I noticed one thing that once I get off, it
takes me about ten to twenty minutes to get my
brain back. And I know because some people are trying
to talk to me. Right when I got off my
seat and going, I'm going, and I was trying to
be kind, but I'm going, I got about ten minutes
before my brain comes back to me because I'm still
I'm still in this mode that I got to turn off.
(13:27):
And I don't know if that works are you A.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Lot of us, A lot of us are like that.
I think I'm more like that before, like if I'm
doing a big show. Wait, we got thirty seconds. Because
I definitely want to touch on this topic. This is
a really good one for people who are not only comedians,
but people who are fans of comedy.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
What we like before and after the show, or how
we like to be dealt with. That's a big thing.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Because I'm gonna tell you, Okay, it's a really good
time that we can touch on. Because there's a certain
way I want to be a not address that's not
the right way to put it, that sounds kind of sinny.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
There's a certain.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Distance I want to keep from people before I actually
go on stand Sometime we'll talk about that, y'all.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Don't go nowhere. We will be right back right here.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
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Speaker 1 (15:14):
Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You still listening to Real Last on Real Radio one
or four points one, I'm still your host. Mister James
John joining Virtual studio, Mister Ken Miller aka f the
Daylight Savings.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
That's right, it's too dark, too Quick. Also, mister Jeff.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Depein Yo, ma hey, yo.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Hey, yo, brother down, where are you going with that?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Hey? Pause? Too Quick and Yo Crawls.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That's my favorite movie College, But anyway, my kids don't
live here anymore. They were my first mixtape, Dark Too Quick,
all right, Too Dark, Too Quick Yo.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Part seventeen.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
You know Booty Booty Talk Booty Talkers up to part
ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You're like y'all. Y'all made ninety eight and eight. He said,
Booty Talk. Wait, Booty Talk ninety eight. You were like,
geez ninety eight, Like like you got it?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
We got like what Porno got the most sequels. Broody
Talking is like up there. Bro Talk started when they
did Freak Nick bro Bro Broody Talk ninety eight. Bro
them ladies, they and they forties Booty Talk ninety eight
quarter edition at aarp pez ol Man, Hey, dog go ahead, man,
I gotta cut the air on.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm dying in here. We were just talking about ken
weighs twelve pounds.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
What's he sweating?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I don't know. I don't get it. I love this
new weather. You brought us something pretty interesting. Jeff. You're
talking about after the show you like to come down or.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Before the show.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
For people, Before the show is different.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
After the show, I'm still on, I'm ready to go
talk to the audience, shake your hand, thank them.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I'm still cracking jokes to people.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But before the show, here's what I hate. She was like,
all right, let me know the next time you performing,
I let them know I'm perform it. They come out
to the show, they think that I'm going to babysit
them the entire time before the show starts.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, no, that's not what I do. Come to the show,
get in for free, sit down.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
You're not gonna follow me around or have me talking
to your table entertaining you before I actually entertain you.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I need to be away. I need to be talking
to comics because y'all get it.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Or I needed to meet somewhere alone doing my own thing.
I do not like to babysit before I go on stage.
And that sounds horrible, I know, but that's just me.
I want to be loose. I want to be in
a good mood. I don't want to argue with my.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Wife right before I go on stage either. Yeah, I know, yeah,
don't do that. It's bad. It's like okay for me.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Like when I'm doing certain clubs because I walk into
like a bar type club, Jeff, and I feel like
it's some hostile in there. I walk to every table
and speak to everybody. Yeah, got it, I do. If
you ever see me, I always do that before every show.
If I'm at the Funny Bone, where I know it
is a more controlled environment, I go speak to people.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
He said, just hey, thanks for coming. To the show,
but we not. But I would say this. I'm like, well, James,
I had to let my wife know before the show. Dog,
I'm not the bartender.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
No, I don't certain I gotta get my mind right,
Oh can you get it?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Can you get I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
And now and she's to the point now she understands.
She's like, yeah, I'm gonna leave you alone. Number two,
my wife knows this. We call it super Bowl Day.
The day of the show is super Bowl, and we
called it super Bowl because on the Super Bowl, that's
on the day of the Super Bowl, the friends are
the players. The friends of the players are asking for
free tickets and free this. No, it's super Bowl Day.
(18:45):
You should have asked me two weeks ago. So me
and my wife called the Super Bowl Jeff and my
wife will say, Hey, somebody just hit me up for tickets.
It's thirty minutes for the show. I said, Baby, it's
Super Bowl. She's like, okay, we ain't got no tickets.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And we got tickets, but you could have hit me up.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Don't screw with me on Super on that day.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Don't mess with me on super.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Don't mess with me before I'm on like we.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Got your boat.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
But but now, for like the big shows, when I'm
super nervous, my wife will be talking to me and
she can feel my vibe and she'll be like, hey, okay,
I'm gonna leave you alone.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm like, hey, who's going over with my set? She's like, okay, cool,
I'm gonna leave you alone.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So that's me before the show, now, Jeff, after.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
The show, when I'm off stage, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I talk to you, hug you, kiss you, take a
drink with you. I don't as soon as I walk
off stage all that stuff before I'm good.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You know what I'm saying. But for me, it's more
before the show. Before the show, leave me alone. Yeah yeah,
but don't show. Don't stress out.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I'm always amazed at people. I hate to tell people
in my office because we shoot a lot of radio,
we do a lot of shows, and I gotta tell them,
do not screw with me before I go on. Do
not screw with me before an interview. Do not drop
a thing in my lip right right as I'm walking
to the door. I gotta perform and I got to
feel right. And if you do anything that's in my
head before I get in front of this mic. You know,
(20:07):
it's I can't have that, And they don't get it
because they.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Don't do it correct.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
I think it's oh, you just turn it on immediately.
Don't come to me with a problem two minutes before
I'm supposed to dance.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
People think that what we do is not truly work
because it looks easy we're talking, but they don't understand
the mental preparation. You got to go through a forty
five minute set to get everything correct in your head
and say in a way that sounds like you're just
saying it for the first time and it's new, and
(20:38):
just to be able to do that, it takes a
little bit of mental stability that they don't normally do.
They just say you ain't really working.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
They think they think it's fun.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Go ahead, do your look your little jokes like that's
how they put it. Sometimes, Hey, go do your little
show up there? All right?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah, it's they don't get when you're up there. You know,
you're more focused than you I mean time focused.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's what That's where I'm going for. Yes, you know, but.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yes, while we're here, do we have at least four minutes?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah? Yeah, like oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Hold hold on, hold on, I gotta need to inform
you something because our rights have been violated.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, right, all right, all right by a freedom fighter.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Waffle house on International Drive. Oh okay, you go in
there at eleven thirty, they go, we closed, it's only out.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, why end?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
And it's going to be ten percent more.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
And it's like, is it closed? And they got that
window open?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
No, it's you get this little area, it's like ten
feet where everyone's packed in ordering. They charge you ten
percent more. They the tip is included, and I'm like, wait.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
A minute, right now, you extra not to sit down
real quick.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
So Jay win Tyke, we did Fort Myers Snappers.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's been like two months ago. Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
So the waffle house that's across the street from the hotel,
like a couple of bucks down the street from hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
After eleven Jeff.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Is right, it is takeout only, but they have a
like a window so you audio food and pick it up.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So everybody in the parking line, Yeah, Jeff is right.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, it's somebody, James, and that food good ten minutes
after it comes off the grill.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
No, you gotta eat it right then you gotta here right.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Then, Salty waffle House ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Hey, look here, James and jeff copp y'all to black
ass liars Man waffle House good ten fifteen twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Now came alive again You.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Again, wint you?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Jeffrey Jeffrey Batman Kaufman out of picked waffle house up
from and drove him home. Okay, okay, So I don't eat.
I don't eat the waffles. If you get waffles, that's like.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Going to the Chicken place and going, Yeah, I order
the burgers.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
What I don't I can't.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I don't cause you know, I don't like waffles and pancakes.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You really don't like pancakes like that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I really don't like waffles. Yeah, I get to All
American Meal. I get to I get two sauce, All
Star too sausage, I get a side.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Of bacon, I get scrambled eggs with cheese. I get
an ordered brown cheese hash browns with cheese, and then
I get a waffle. To my wife, I just waffles
and pancakes, trash bro I love waffles and pancakes.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
If you eat waffle, if you eat waffle and pancakes you.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Down with the third rich.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Well, that's because you grew up on flour.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Now, if you eat waffles and I don't know you
flower in it.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
You definitely eat booty.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
If you eatffle, you eat waffle pancakes, you eat butt
and I eat all four.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, Jeff, I'm not skimming jet. But Jay's next time
you do Fort Myers. The waffle house that is right
down the street from the hotel, it is after eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It is that that hurts my spirit? Man?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
What then y'all stop fighting in the waffle house if
you know in their stay.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh I'm so much of Jews fighting in the waffle
house unless they force you to take.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Bro that if I go in there and I see hasidic.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Jews with the little curly hair, and then they're like
that put them up, put them and they're like, ain't
like no limit?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Be like yeah, so that there, Jeff, there there fighting Bro.
They're like, look, man, eleven o'clock, y'all at Hennessy done
kicked in stay y'all a fight in the park a lot?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay, real quick.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I don't know why this came to me in my head,
but I just thought about this. You know where they
should put a waffle house, because it'd be so appropriate
on a carnival cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
A waffle house on a carnival before long, it's like
that waffle house.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It's on board too, telling you man, I don't care
what nobody say. I have never in my forty eight
years on this planet had a bad meal at waffle
house either. I have never in my forty years on
this planet ever had a bad meal. That's takeout, that
sit down that I have never had a bad meal
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at the waffle house.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Outside of the Wiiz comics when we're like, hey, y'all
want to go to waffle house? Bro Hell Yeah, like Denny's,
not iho waffle house. No, not cracking Bear.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
No waffle house at three o'clock in the morning, taste
like heaven bro not not not not Taco Bell not
I hop No, Denny's, not cracker Bear, not MacDonald not
mac mac. Why we call it McDonald's MacDonald's waffle house
is I have never had.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
A bad waffle house dollars never, Hey, that have come out, Chris,
it come out fresh.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
My grits are always good Man, always bro always man.
And look here, I love it, man, let me go
some boogie people.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
My wife, I told y'all for real, we're going right now.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
House you just had? Yeah, she at the church right now.
You want walface real quick?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
She wanna say, yeah, maybe what's wrong you?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
She'll take you at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I will say no, it's a real Jeff no, Jeff no,
lie me and my wife.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I'm like what you want because I eat breakfast anytime
all day. Yeah, I eat breakfast all day, which is
crazy because I made a post a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
As a kid, eating breakfast for dinner was like weird?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
As Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
For my house, eat breakfast for dinner was weird. But
as an adult man, it'll be ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
My wife, what you doing? I might make some bacon eggs,
bro I love.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I love like at home when you make some it
feels naughty almost to eat breakfast.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That late, Like, man, what are we doing? What are
we doing?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
I'll tell you want to be spoiled. You want to
hash house of go go.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I've been there. I've been at the one. You not
been there yet? They got real big.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Everything is like it's big like they have fried chicken eggs, Benedict.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, it's crazy, which is it? Oh? It's good.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I do want to say, Son James talk to about
Jeff been on this fried chicken thing for two shows.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
He liked fried chicken, bro or either he being racist?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
You know, you know, you know I can tell you something. No, no,
I'll be straight with you.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I might.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
I could be racist if I didn't believe I was
next Boddy, You next, bro?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What okay?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
If they take all you out, I'm next, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Jeff, you part of the one percent?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You good?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I might be part of the one percent of his income.
But the one percent hates me.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Trust me? They like they trust me.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I don't trusted anybody. How my people got kicked out
of Germany.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Hey look here, I don't care how racist you is
in the in the two two zero two five.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, racist people love one. They love money. You know
what I mean? You're right.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
See, you know when people come up to you and
they kind of insinuate black things, they just insinuated. They
don't insinuate with me. They go, oh, are you well?
Anytime something Christian is up? Oh, sorry, Jeff? They like
apologize to me for everything. Yeah, Hey, oh, merry Christmas,
not you.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Jeff, Herry Christmas, Jim, you say it on stage.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
That's funny, that's money, Jim.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Funny bro No, because they don't want to be disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hey, Merry Christmas, Jim, but not you anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But then I hate on the other side of that
when people assume when they try to be cultry or
appropriate about your celebration during the holidays, they're like, oh, James,
happy Kwanza, Like, bitch.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't even know what Kwanza is talking about. Some
people really don't know about black people. In Hollies. One
lady walked up me and said, James will Conda forever.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
She was like that, but she she looked like water
Burger though she would cut the hands out.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
All right, guys, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
We'll be right back, but more racially insensitive comments right
here on Real last.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Was welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You are still listening to Real Labs on Real Radio
one or four point one. I'm your host, mister James
John joining virtual studio with Ken Miller a k A F.
Daylight Savings, too dark, too quick, that's right, and Jeff
to back man Coaufman.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Baby, that's not you, not you, not you, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Bro, that's telling me, Bro, Dog, that's that's so funny,
Bron Mary Chris j But not you killing me, Bro,
that's rude.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like take your Christmas wish back, like Merry Christmas, not you, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Well eight days celebrating.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh man, that's hilarious, Jeff, that's funny. Jeff.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm telling you. Don't set your ass down. And right
right then, I'm stealing them. You got you got thirty
days like I do, Dwayne. I get Dwayne something and
I say, how did you give that to me?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
So what? Because you you you are my presence. Okay,
all right, my presence. Make you good? Thank you, James
sprinkling on him, Jane, that's sprinkle it him. Hey, real quick,
bout Dwayne Williams.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I just worked with him for the second time in forever,
talking about talking about came in the light.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Bro. He absolutely talking to you, royd Yo.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
He was telling me about that show Man, he said,
And you know I love Los My Los got the
best nobody out there books. Okay, let me take you
back Low's books, some of the best shows out there.
If you ever get a chance word for los entertainments.
All them shows a great bro fire. His audiences are trained.
The ain't heckling, they ain't talking old, and they appreciate you,
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and they appreciate you when you lose. Is my goodness.
I love doing low shows. But you know, he told
me the show was great, man. He said everybody had
a good set and everything. He was mad because he
only sold one T shirt. I said, that's the one
thing about those people. They ain't buying no merch. They
walking their ass up out of there.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
What they call a kid. I spent my last on
this ticket.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
They walking their ass up out of there, they are.
But Jay Clark went up and Dwayne Bro those young
kids are gunslingers.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Bro. Good for them. They they brought it.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Man, Well, what you got to think about this, man,
When when you guys were passing the mantle down to us,
it was like, you know, you was in that class
with Myers and Garrity and Pedro and and and Ricky
Rayes and Ian Goatowski, Mike Allen, Trace Croswell, Genesis, Sean Banks,
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Goldie Ron Fine Go.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Like you guys were. You guys were the greatest group.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Of headliners in uh in in Florida to me, there's nobody, no, no,
there's nobody better than that that core.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
After then after me, I put Jersey with you guys.
After that, it was like me and Darren.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
And Carmel Morales and and and you know, a bunch
of comics and and we just took from you guys.
We we we just we we took everything from you
guys to become better comics.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Then we came that next group of the Backpack Boys
and Preacher and Justin and Iquem and and so with Dwayne.
You know, I've been trying to get Dwayne to take
over that mantle of me and.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That seems about right. Yeah, I start taking it because
I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm like I had a comedian hit me up the
other day asking about, Hey, can you help me get
into a club? I said, I can, But the club
you want to get into it's not like any other club.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
You know.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I can get you in the bonkers with a phone call, correct,
But the club they want to get into, I said,
because you had an issue getting into it. Mccurty's it's
it's one of the hardest clubs I've ever gotten into.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I said, it took almost twenty years, not even being.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Bro I told this comic, I said, and he and
the comic works with you. I said, James John is
my top five of greatest comedians ever in the state
of Florida.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
And it took James twenty years to get into that club.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Correct you Sorry, I'm not in the top ten, I said,
it's true. I said, it took James twenty years to
get it get into that club. It did, and James
is just as funny as me. No, I said so so,
I said, so I told him. I said, just email
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them and give them my name. I said, but that's
one of them clubs. Don't be upset if they don't
put you in right away.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I can get you in.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Bokers like that, rappers like that. But it's some clubs
like McCurdy's and Size Butter. Some of these clubs they
got to see you like fifteen times.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You know, it's just.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
What it is.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
It's funny you say that, because that's exactly what it took.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I would Ron Fine Gold.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I always want to give him credit, and he always
helps me get more work. He had me come down
there and you know they tape open bar there open
Bar is an online comedy company where they do all
these specials and you can be as dirty as you want.
They call it Open Bar instead the drive bar. And
he had me come down there and host on purpose
four or five times, and they said, we want James
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the headline.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Found. It took that. It took me going down. It
took me not getting paid to do something and have
them look at me.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
But it was worth it because I it as a
rite of passage because so many great comedians I know work.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
There and they talk nothing but.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Right now, because because I think it's I think it's
the right thing to do.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
That's ah, wait a minute, he said, that's the right
thing to do. It the right thing.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
On here's the here's the way, here's here's what it is.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
You know, we always talk about the generation uh after
us and everything else. They work is hard and everything else.
And there has been nothing that has changed so clearly
than in the last ten twenty years. The cell phones,
the instant gratification. The people don't want to work hard.
They don't I don't care. I'll get rich. I'll get
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rich doing an ass video. You become celebrities from I'm
the guy in the video who fell down and the
package blew up in my face? Remember that one I
stole this guy's package, it blew up on my face
and a million views. I mean, you can become famous
so easy now that people think that everything in life
is going to be easy. We just one of the
members of the Dallas Cowboys just took their life, you know,
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after playing this crazy And it's because we are so
we can't handle disappointment. So when they come to you
and go, hey, could you get me a h I
want to headline at at the Funny Bone, you go, dude,
you don't even do a guest spot. And it's so
difficult to tell people that. This one kid came at
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me at the show and was like, how do you
do it? I said, you fail a lot. I said,
I wouldn't be on this stage if I didn't. If
I didn't fail, if I didn't if I wasn't online,
if I wasn't on Monday nights instead of watching Monday
night football, I'm sitting here on real laughs talking about
my penis. You know, that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
And people don't want.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
To put that energy out there anymore. They don't want
to give that time up and you know that's the
big thing. And if you come to me and ask me,
I will give you my personal opinion. Fail a lot,
and then you'll have a chance to succeed. But you know, so,
I don't want to hate, but that's that's that's who
it is. And the same with lawyer.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
So and I will tell you that you have to
get used to failing in comedy. I mean I did.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
That helped me get stronger all my downfalls, all the
big ones I thought there was going to utter James
because they feel like they gotta be great all the time.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I tell comedians all the time, tell me your bomb story.
There you go. I see you kill on social media
all the time.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Tell me that time when you were feeling you had
to figure out how to to pivot from failing. Tell
me that time when you bomb, but the next week
you were able to be like, Okay, I did this wrong.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I'm gonna do this right. Everybody kill every comedian that post.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I've been to show sometimes, Jeff, when I watched the
comedian bomb and they post and the kids and I like, dog,
I was there, dog shout out to Mike sharett.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Mike will tell you this story. Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
We at the why Not Lounge, the world famous Why
Not Lounge, and Mike Scharrepp is bombing, bombed so bad
he gets off stations as ken.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
How was my set? I said, you was up there?
You heard him? What you think he's like? You heard him?
You heard what you think? You were up there?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
You was up there, you heard him. Don't ask me
how your set was. The audience that told just told
you how your set was, and he would tell you
the story to this day.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
He bombed. But don't come ask me how was my set? No, bro,
you was up there, you heard the audience. You know
how you did. Don't ask me how you did. I
can't canna ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
No, because I love the fact you brought up the
story about a comedian asking you to help him get
in the club. And by the way, people, if you
don't know, that's the best way to get into a
new club. Oh yeah, COMI I said, a headliner who's
already there, already.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Plugged in, that's the best thing.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Do you ever get asked by a person to get
you in the club and you look at him like
you know you don't belong in this club yet? All
the time you're like, oh, Tim consistently.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
But I'm gonna help you getting this clear.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I had somebody asking me about the Orlando funny Ball.
I said, ask Volone. Because that person that asked me
what the Volone comedy class. Oh, that dude hit me
up the next day said, Vallone told me you to
ask you. I said, yeah, because he don't want to
tell you you trash.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Oh wow, okay, hold on, hold on all right. If
he did that to me, I detected him. I said,
do me a favorite, don't don't. Don't send people to
me like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
He don't want you know, my dog. But but Butlone
is one of the comics. It's not gonna tell you
the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
And if you mad at me, you could be mad
at me all you want. You know, if you listen
to the show, brother, I love you, you know he does.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
But he's to tell you the truth.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
He's a nice guy. He sends them to me. No,
for real, Jeff, he sends them to me because I'm
gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna be like, look
what they do.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
But they tear you.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
These are the same people, yes, who they call us
keepers when we tell them the truth.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Hey, and that's fine. I'm cool with that. I ain't
even I ain't even mad at you do that.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
But just know in two years, okay, if I say
that to you, I'm not gonna say it to you
and walk away.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I'm gonna say it to you and give you advice
to get better. What to do. Yes, Mike Wright and
Mike Writing.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Mike Writing, hang around some comedians that are funny and
have come. Dude, I got three jokes I wrote today
because of me on the phone with Dwayne. There you go,
two comedians just talking and three jokes came up.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You know what I'm saying. I said, so be around
funny and you're gonna get funny.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
But if you just at the house by yourself, thinking
you're gonna make this work by yourself, there's no comic
out there who's ever done this by themselves. So I'm
not upset if you mad at me because I say
you not funny and I can't help you MC at
the funny Bone and you hate Kim Miller. I'm cool
with that, but I'm going to tell you how to
get in the funny bone. I'm gonna tell you how
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it works. I'm gonna tell you what to do. You
can follow my blueprint if you want to. If not, Tomato, Tomato,
I don't care. Here you go, I don't care. My
Jewish lawyer assume you.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh wow, okay, you will merry Christmas, jeff.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
That one because I ain't working Christmas.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Jeffy, real quick. I'm gonna ask you to one thing
before we say what we're doing this weekend. You do
something really kind. Speaking of waffle House, every single year
to the holidays, you will go to tell them and
you you will do something very generous for the people
that work there and walk out.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
I want to point that give everybody. I go into
a random waffle house, Yes you do. I grab a
quick meal with with you know, no one of my
girl or with our last year of my buddy Matt,
and on the way out, I don't pay anybody's food.
I tried to do that, but it's too difficult because
everyone leaves at different times. So what I do is
I tip out all the people there, like everyone gets
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a Franklin who works there, dude's I throw a Franklin
to everybody who's working, whether you're cooking or you're delivering food.
I used to try to pay people's food, but it's
too hard to time it because I don't want to
be in there that long. I got to get them
a lot of there because I don't want to be
thankfu for it. I don't want to be this get
me out because you know, you put yourself in a
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weird place when you're you know, you play Santa and
Santa leaves the house. He don't stay at the house.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
And in the gifts, no, he don't know, he don't
drops the gift off.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's really cool because I know the people working there
really appreciate that well.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
They got that shift. Could you imagine getting the Christmas
shift and that place and people think it's full on Christmas,
it's not a lot of times it's empty, and you
know you have to work that shift, and you could
see people angry. And last year they were angry in there.
It was the one on the one by the Popeyes,
by the Executive Airport. They were not happy to be there.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
And they get a study on this.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
The closer a waffle house is to a Popeye's, the
angrier their employees are gonna be, just by default.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Bro just by a proximity thing.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, they gonna be angry because you can feel the
hatred coming from Popeyes.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
So yeah, it's like COVID. It's infectious. Man. Yeah, we
coould the waffle house sit your ass down some well,
there you go. That's funny, it's true.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Hey, before we go, I got nothing going on this weekend, fellas,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Be home with the wife. You guys got something going on,
I know. Jeff.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, Mane, I gotta do it real quick, Jim, Jeff
got here's way more important than me. Snappers, Palm Harbor
makes you come out. Snappers Thursday, Friday and Saturday, come
see the kid. I think it's my comedy anniversary this weekend.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I might all right, I might be wrong, but it's
either this weekend or next weekend.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
But I know I'm hit nineteen years and stand up
and I'm I'm done of this year.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I ain't doing no more common at the twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Okay, just for you, just for you, when I'm at
the table off that on block.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
There you go. What you got going on? My friend?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
December sixth, I'll be headlining at the Old Why Not Lounge?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Come on, come on, that's Rain.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
And I don't know who my headline is my future
is going to be yet probably who poot It or something,
but we'll see.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
That's funny. Who Woody makes it out of retirement. That's funny.
There you go. I just want to say thank you
to you brothers. Man. I really enjoy what we get
to do on this show.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
I'm so glad both of you guys had such a
special weekend. That's weekend opening for comedy legends Ally Sidig
and George Wallace. That's absolutely amazing, real, real, last represented
is what I'm trying to get out.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I'm so proud to be a part of this thing.
Thank you guys for listening out there on behalf of myself.
James John Mister Ken Miller and Jeff the Batman Coffer.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
We love y'all.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Happy holidays. Won't be here next week, so we'll see
you in about two weeks. Tell him what to do,
can take your ass the bear
Speaker 1 (45:04):
And Merry Christmas and everybody but Jeff
Welcome everybody. That's right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You just tuned in to Real Last on Real Radio
one on four point one. I am your host tonight,
mister James thirty two years married to my baby young
so happy. I love you, girl, I do. I'm not
just saying that. Could you cut me once?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Also joining me in studios my friend.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Or mister mister Kim Miller aka f this Daylight saving
you all right here?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Man, I almost choked.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bro hey dogs, I ain't going to apologize for you
man for the last show.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Bro wow, I'm sorry. So you know, we pre record
these shows. So Sunday night we were supposed to record,
and at six o'clock PM, I hit James and mcgillip says, hey, man,
I can't record.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I apologize. Yeah, So what had happened was I knew
it had happened.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So my partner came over here, my grasp looking terrible.
My partner came.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Over here to fix my sprinkler system, fix the sprinkler heads,
and then I found out I have a pipe broke
going to one of the sprinklers right. Also side note,
he cut my neighbor's cable co ed cable. Sorry, no,
they came, and so they came and fixed it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But man, we got done.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I said, you know you want to have I I
have a drink, he said, I bet when smoker cigaree
bast I got ready.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
On a couple of hours, man, a six o.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I was wasted and me and my boy drink a
whole bottle of Crown.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh damn, oh damn. We am yo.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I paid them and I paid and I paid
them and I tipped them. You know you drunk, well,
you tip your homeboy. And I gave him a tip.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I felt I made it. I had a steak from
the weekend. Uh roof crip. Heated that up. Man, I
fell asleep. I woke up at midnight shook daddy. I'm like,
oh my god, what did I miss work? That's seaning
out here watching TV. I was like, yo, why you
(02:16):
let me drink while? That's funny when you blame her. Hey,
man like yo, so shout out to my boy being
Ben Chisho. And Ben got a business. He actually used
to run like if you saw the guy's cutting grass
and everything on Alt monal Alt for around the area.
He was the head guy for all of that and
decided he was going to open his own handyman business.
(02:37):
I last said, so you went from computers to fixing pipes.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So he came through. So shout out to my dog man.
We had a good, good ass time last night. But
I missed radio man. The alcoholism got to me, made
me miss my job. Hey, blame it on the alcohol.
I feel you, brother, No words, no words at all.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Now you don't mean I don't. I don't do CRD work.
It's not my thing normally to do. And except I
looked out in the audience and there was a woman
in the second row and I just told everyone I
was a lawyer and everything. And the woman in the
second row has this neck brace on ah, and I
looked at her. I said, man, that's like lawyer porn
right there.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You got her.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It was like, hey, you got representation real quick. You
need us dot com you know.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But did you, Jeff, did you keep out of your car?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I was like, you sexy? What happy to you tell me? Semi?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Jeff saw on her forehead, he saw MAUI, I'm sexy.
And it was.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
It was the worst two minutes and the whole audience
was dying. Man, he looks so sexy.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I want you to know.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I know you with somebody, but uh.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
If you ever want a cheat, yeah, you need us
dot com Jeff baby dog. That's funny because like what
if that like like that's a great skit.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Like you meet somebody.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And you're a lawyer and she got the neck braces
and everything, like you know, if you ever want to yeah, yo,
like hey hey hey she ended up cheating, but you
find out her man was Dan Newley, your best friend?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Nag that's funny, bro, that'd be a funny skit, Dude,
when somebody get hurt and they cheat on their lawyer
with another lawyer. If you ever want to come over here,
I want to come over here.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Man calls when you need us. It's crazy, Man, We'll
get back.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
We'll get back to the improv shout out to the
Funny Bone, one of our official sponses. I'm a miss
two Good Weeks man, like I miss George Wallace and
then this weekend, I'm a miss Damon Wayne's junior.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Man. I was really excited to see you.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I know he ain't gonna remember me, but I opened
formed years ago man, and I really wanted to go
see his set, to see how you know how his
house has changed since.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He was belly Busters broke? Yeah, how belly James?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
How long ago is belly Busters? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Like at least Jeff? How old is he now? Dog?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
He was in his twenties, so he got to be
in his hell.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
It's black dog crack now, daddy. How many Wayn's work
and entertainment? Bro all of them, all of them, all
of them, all of them. So was out to him.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I still open or was it close at the time
or they both were open. So it was a club
called belly Busters. It was in Castlebury. It was owned
by this big, big Italian dude. I ain't gonna say
his name, but I know his day. He was so big, Jeff.
He had a chair every five feet to sit.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Down, and I was his guy. I was his guy.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I was I went up there. I did this show
once and He's like, you're my guy. So I was
working that. Wait, we take a moment, just talk about
the fact that dude was so fat. Every five he
played the longest game of Duck Duck goose.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Musical chairs. Every bro, Bro, I would tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
One thing, bro that that every check bounce, every check bounce,
to the point where I was like, you gotta pay
me a cash, Yeah, you gotta pay And he was.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
He had big name comics there. He had big name
comics there. Remember it was Jimmy Walker, it was Damon Wayne.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Was Billy Busters used to be a steakhouse? Did he
try to?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
It was an Italian steakhouse, like right, and he had
big name comics.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Bro like but but like was doing that.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
He was trying to do the bonkers thing with the
free tickets. But but you can't have a twenty five
thousand dollars person and you're given our free ticket.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, don't work that way, bro. Food was delicious food.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Tell about steaks? Is that Tomahawk play still open? Which
one the guy in palm craves?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes, yeah, we actually were about to know that. Go
back Crazey won't have I.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Don't we deserve it. I'll tell you mac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You coming with us? Bro A, you coming with us?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I forgot to mention I'm playing. Uh I never got
to play the why Not Lounge, But I'm headlining December sixth.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There you go, man, sad day. That's a sad day
right there. Man. They're doing one night. I think they're
doing One Night Rain, One night, Yeah, yeah Rain, Yeah Rain,
that rain.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That room could talk, sir, there was a lot of
great comedians.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
That's all you can raise that.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Why not bro it just know Jeff is not it's
not the old why not not bad?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But now you you about to be in the fight
for your life.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Well I have people.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, No, it's gonna be pat It's gonna be pasna be.
But like, there is a difference. You said this before,
ladies and gentlemen. There is a difference between a free
crowd and a crowd that paid to get in. Yeah,
y'all act different.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's free. Different y'all. Do y'all act like them?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Go to the show where they paid thirty five forty dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What dollars for ticket? What's sitting there like that ready
to go?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
They want you, they want you to say something bad
so they can jump on you.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I wish he was colly tickets. I think it was
like forty five fifty.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Dollars and then you got to meet and greet tickets
that were kind of expensive and somebody, I think, so
I can't look it up to them.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
No, that's that's Disney. No, no cheap take you know what.
That's a great question, Kengos. What did I get paid?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I know, and I got paid.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I'm happy when I got paid for fifteen minutes. I
ain't even man, but I can't look it up yet.
The cheap tickets were like fifty five dollars. Oh that's yeah,
ever like fifty five dollars. But but but that audience
is still like I paid fifty dollars. I wish somebody
in here will say something and messed the show up.
So in Tampa, somebody had heckle him. And man, when
(09:13):
I tell you, he ate into that dude so bad
that dude ain't talk to that dude ain't talk the
rest of the night.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't think. I don't think he talked on the
way home. Why would you try to heckle?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Because people watch the internet, that's the point. They're scrolling
watching these videos and they think they can do it.
This woman tried to hop into my show on Saturday,
and I want you to know something. I've never punched
a person in the face verbally, but I took her
out in like that second. She was like two tables
back and she made a comment. And I don't know
where the where the comment came from out of my mouth.
(09:45):
I popped her and I go listen, I got the
mike that's around and find out.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, look at you. Okay it was.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I don't even know where it came from. Maybe I
got that George Wallace energy going. Maybe that's where it
came from.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
But here you go look looking up his uh his
ticket prices.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, I mean this is this is.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
A center though, this is you know, look, no, he's
in a theater where I'm looking them up at. Yeah,
but even if they fifty five dollars, that's still a
good ass price.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
See, I ain't like fifty five eight nothing, No.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I say is free? You said thirty five forty at
the Disney Theater.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, that's still the price for a ticket I want.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
You know this is the Disney Theater.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, but it's a comic you had, like you're going
to see Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Okay, all right, see now ken's not being fair. There
are three theaters there. I'm Danny watch on medium one
and then there's the super Bowl one, not the Disney
one where they pay all the musicals everything else. People
pay to go into that one. They pay buckege. They
don't get there's no twenty dollars ticket for in that
in that whole room.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, it's probably gonna be eighty dollars in up.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
But bro, he deserved it at this point, man, he
is doing crazy numbers now he got paid that money.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And I don't know, Jeff, it sounds like you not no, no,
you sound.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Like no, no. You don't have to hear it when
you tell me that lobster's twenty bucks. Has to know
that lost is fifty dollars. You're not gonna tell that's
just me, understand.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But when my friend looked it up and told me
what the price of the ticket was, and I tell.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
You you was that? Was that?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, I can't well I'm talking about that.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
It's just like me, Christy don't know stuff in his
own house.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So who's I didn't say it was, Chris? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
If you if you're paying, man, you're paying thirty five
forty dollars up for a ticket. Honestly, if you paid
twenty five dollars for a ticket, people are still gonna
act right. But when you paying, when you walking in
that show for free, it's a nightmare, bro, It is eight.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It is so am I going to it.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Anytime I go in to Jeff into a show where
I know people got calmped in, I go in thinking
it's the worst. Yeah, I go in there with this
is gonna be one of them nights where I know
I'm gonna be up there. I'm gonna be up.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
There to fight for my life, bro, because they.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Threw out of value you there, I pay for that
pumpy upper? Is that turn or you going low? Now?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Well, I go on there with my and my feelings
and Chris will tell you this, because Chris has said
this a million times.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
He says, You're the only person I.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Ever seen cut it on like Chris will see me
back at the bar man. I can't believe I'm doing this.
I hate comedy. It's so stupid. I don't even know
why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I get on saying what's up, y'all, Thank y'all, Chris, like.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You're the only one I've ever seen be so mad
about the show and then get on stage and turning
out like we just didn't have a conversation about you
behin you're mad about?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Well, you're a professional, that's the thoat.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, you know you gotta get I gotta give you
the show, James, Man, I.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Give James and autumn Ogs the old why not now
ogz up. I would watch them give a crowd of
eight the same energy they would give a crowd of
three hundred.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And I watched them do that. I said, Man, I
can't yo you eight people. You still came here for
a comedy show. I got to still give you the
same love if it was three hundred people.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Don't punish the ones who showed up for the ones
who did not. But I do be mad if I can't.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Say, oh hell yeah, hell yeah, I do be made.
But you're gonna get a good show from me, now,
what do you mean? See?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
I noticed one thing that once I get off, it
takes me about ten to twenty minutes to get my
brain back. And I know because some people are trying
to talk to me. Right when I got off my
seat and going, I'm going, and I was trying to
be kind, but I'm going, I got about ten minutes
before my brain comes back to me because I'm still
I'm still in this mode that I got to turn off.
(13:27):
And I don't know if that works are you A.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Lot of us, A lot of us are like that.
I think I'm more like that before, like if I'm
doing a big show. Wait, we got thirty seconds. Because
I definitely want to touch on this topic. This is
a really good one for people who are not only comedians,
but people who are fans of comedy.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
What we like before and after the show, or how
we like to be dealt with. That's a big thing.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Because I'm gonna tell you, Okay, it's a really good
time that we can touch on. Because there's a certain
way I want to be a not address that's not
the right way to put it, that sounds kind of sinny.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
There's a certain.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Distance I want to keep from people before I actually
go on stand Sometime we'll talk about that, y'all.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Don't go nowhere. We will be right back right here.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
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Speaker 1 (15:14):
Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You still listening to Real Last on Real Radio one
or four points one, I'm still your host. Mister James
John joining Virtual studio, Mister Ken Miller aka f the
Daylight Savings.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
That's right, it's too dark, too Quick. Also, mister Jeff.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Depein Yo, ma hey, yo.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Hey, yo, brother down, where are you going with that?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Hey? Pause? Too Quick and Yo Crawls.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That's my favorite movie College, But anyway, my kids don't
live here anymore. They were my first mixtape, Dark Too Quick,
all right, Too Dark, Too Quick Yo.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Part seventeen.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
You know Booty Booty Talk Booty Talkers up to part
ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You're like y'all. Y'all made ninety eight and eight. He said,
Booty Talk. Wait, Booty Talk ninety eight. You were like,
geez ninety eight, Like like you got it?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
We got like what Porno got the most sequels. Broody
Talking is like up there. Bro Talk started when they
did Freak Nick bro Bro Broody Talk ninety eight. Bro
them ladies, they and they forties Booty Talk ninety eight
quarter edition at aarp pez ol Man, Hey, dog go ahead, man,
I gotta cut the air on.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm dying in here. We were just talking about ken
weighs twelve pounds.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
What's he sweating?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I don't know. I don't get it. I love this
new weather. You brought us something pretty interesting. Jeff. You're
talking about after the show you like to come down or.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Before the show.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
For people, Before the show is different.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
After the show, I'm still on, I'm ready to go
talk to the audience, shake your hand, thank them.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I'm still cracking jokes to people.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But before the show, here's what I hate. She was like,
all right, let me know the next time you performing,
I let them know I'm perform it. They come out
to the show, they think that I'm going to babysit
them the entire time before the show starts.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, no, that's not what I do. Come to the show,
get in for free, sit down.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
You're not gonna follow me around or have me talking
to your table entertaining you before I actually entertain you.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I need to be away. I need to be talking
to comics because y'all get it.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Or I needed to meet somewhere alone doing my own thing.
I do not like to babysit before I go on stage.
And that sounds horrible, I know, but that's just me.
I want to be loose. I want to be in
a good mood. I don't want to argue with my.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Wife right before I go on stage either. Yeah, I know, yeah,
don't do that. It's bad. It's like okay for me.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Like when I'm doing certain clubs because I walk into
like a bar type club, Jeff, and I feel like
it's some hostile in there. I walk to every table
and speak to everybody. Yeah, got it, I do. If
you ever see me, I always do that before every show.
If I'm at the Funny Bone, where I know it
is a more controlled environment, I go speak to people.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
He said, just hey, thanks for coming. To the show,
but we not. But I would say this. I'm like, well, James,
I had to let my wife know before the show. Dog,
I'm not the bartender.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
No, I don't certain I gotta get my mind right,
Oh can you get it?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Can you get I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
And now and she's to the point now she understands.
She's like, yeah, I'm gonna leave you alone. Number two,
my wife knows this. We call it super Bowl Day.
The day of the show is super Bowl, and we
called it super Bowl because on the Super Bowl, that's
on the day of the Super Bowl, the friends are
the players. The friends of the players are asking for
free tickets and free this. No, it's super Bowl Day.
(18:45):
You should have asked me two weeks ago. So me
and my wife called the Super Bowl Jeff and my
wife will say, Hey, somebody just hit me up for tickets.
It's thirty minutes for the show. I said, Baby, it's
Super Bowl. She's like, okay, we ain't got no tickets.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And we got tickets, but you could have hit me up.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Don't screw with me on Super on that day.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Don't mess with me on super.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Don't mess with me before I'm on like we.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Got your boat.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
But but now, for like the big shows, when I'm
super nervous, my wife will be talking to me and
she can feel my vibe and she'll be like, hey, okay,
I'm gonna leave you alone.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm like, hey, who's going over with my set? She's like, okay, cool,
I'm gonna leave you alone.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So that's me before the show, now, Jeff, after.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
The show, when I'm off stage, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I talk to you, hug you, kiss you, take a
drink with you. I don't as soon as I walk
off stage all that stuff before I'm good.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You know what I'm saying. But for me, it's more
before the show. Before the show, leave me alone. Yeah yeah,
but don't show. Don't stress out.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I'm always amazed at people. I hate to tell people
in my office because we shoot a lot of radio,
we do a lot of shows, and I gotta tell them,
do not screw with me before I go on. Do
not screw with me before an interview. Do not drop
a thing in my lip right right as I'm walking
to the door. I gotta perform and I got to
feel right. And if you do anything that's in my
head before I get in front of this mic. You know,
(20:07):
it's I can't have that, And they don't get it
because they.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Don't do it correct.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
I think it's oh, you just turn it on immediately.
Don't come to me with a problem two minutes before
I'm supposed to dance.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
People think that what we do is not truly work
because it looks easy we're talking, but they don't understand
the mental preparation. You got to go through a forty
five minute set to get everything correct in your head
and say in a way that sounds like you're just
saying it for the first time and it's new, and
(20:38):
just to be able to do that, it takes a
little bit of mental stability that they don't normally do.
They just say you ain't really working.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
They think they think it's fun.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Go ahead, do your look your little jokes like that's
how they put it. Sometimes, Hey, go do your little
show up there? All right?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yeah, it's they don't get when you're up there. You know,
you're more focused than you I mean time focused.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's what That's where I'm going for. Yes, you know, but.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yes, while we're here, do we have at least four minutes?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah? Yeah, like oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Hold hold on, hold on, I gotta need to inform
you something because our rights have been violated.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, right, all right, all right by a freedom fighter.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Waffle house on International Drive. Oh okay, you go in
there at eleven thirty, they go, we closed, it's only out.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, why end?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
And it's going to be ten percent more.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
And it's like, is it closed? And they got that
window open?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
No, it's you get this little area, it's like ten
feet where everyone's packed in ordering. They charge you ten
percent more. They the tip is included, and I'm like, wait.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
A minute, right now, you extra not to sit down
real quick.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
So Jay win Tyke, we did Fort Myers Snappers.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's been like two months ago. Okay.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
So the waffle house that's across the street from the hotel,
like a couple of bucks down the street from hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
After eleven Jeff.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Is right, it is takeout only, but they have a
like a window so you audio food and pick it up.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So everybody in the parking line, Yeah, Jeff is right.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, it's somebody, James, and that food good ten minutes
after it comes off the grill.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
No, you gotta eat it right then you gotta here right.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Then, Salty waffle House ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Hey, look here, James and jeff copp y'all to black
ass liars Man waffle House good ten fifteen twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Now came alive again You.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Again, wint you?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Jeffrey Jeffrey Batman Kaufman out of picked waffle house up
from and drove him home. Okay, okay, So I don't eat.
I don't eat the waffles. If you get waffles, that's like.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Going to the Chicken place and going, Yeah, I order
the burgers.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
What I don't I can't.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I don't cause you know, I don't like waffles and pancakes.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You really don't like pancakes like that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I really don't like waffles. Yeah, I get to All
American Meal. I get to I get two sauce, All
Star too sausage, I get a side.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Of bacon, I get scrambled eggs with cheese. I get
an ordered brown cheese hash browns with cheese, and then
I get a waffle. To my wife, I just waffles
and pancakes, trash bro I love waffles and pancakes.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
If you eat waffle, if you eat waffle and pancakes you.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Down with the third rich.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Well, that's because you grew up on flour.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Now, if you eat waffles and I don't know you
flower in it.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
You definitely eat booty.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
If you eatffle, you eat waffle pancakes, you eat butt
and I eat all four.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, Jeff, I'm not skimming jet. But Jay's next time
you do Fort Myers. The waffle house that is right
down the street from the hotel, it is after eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
It is that that hurts my spirit? Man?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
What then y'all stop fighting in the waffle house if
you know in their stay.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh I'm so much of Jews fighting in the waffle
house unless they force you to take.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Bro that if I go in there and I see hasidic.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Jews with the little curly hair, and then they're like
that put them up, put them and they're like, ain't
like no limit?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Be like yeah, so that there, Jeff, there there fighting Bro.
They're like, look, man, eleven o'clock, y'all at Hennessy done
kicked in stay y'all a fight in the park a lot?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay, real quick.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I don't know why this came to me in my head,
but I just thought about this. You know where they
should put a waffle house, because it'd be so appropriate
on a carnival cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
A waffle house on a carnival before long, it's like
that waffle house.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It's on board too, telling you man, I don't care
what nobody say. I have never in my forty eight
years on this planet had a bad meal at waffle
house either. I have never in my forty years on
this planet ever had a bad meal. That's takeout, that
sit down that I have never had a bad meal
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at the waffle house.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Outside of the Wiiz comics when we're like, hey, y'all
want to go to waffle house? Bro Hell Yeah, like Denny's,
not iho waffle house. No, not cracking Bear.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
No waffle house at three o'clock in the morning, taste
like heaven bro not not not not Taco Bell not
I hop No, Denny's, not cracker Bear, not MacDonald not
mac mac. Why we call it McDonald's MacDonald's waffle house
is I have never had.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
A bad waffle house dollars never, Hey, that have come out, Chris,
it come out fresh.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
My grits are always good Man, always bro always man.
And look here, I love it, man, let me go
some boogie people.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
My wife, I told y'all for real, we're going right now.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
House you just had? Yeah, she at the church right now.
You want walface real quick?
Speaker 4 (26:12):
She wanna say, yeah, maybe what's wrong you?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
She'll take you at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I will say no, it's a real Jeff no, Jeff no,
lie me and my wife.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I'm like what you want because I eat breakfast anytime
all day. Yeah, I eat breakfast all day, which is
crazy because I made a post a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
As a kid, eating breakfast for dinner was like weird?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
As Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
For my house, eat breakfast for dinner was weird. But
as an adult man, it'll be ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
My wife, what you doing? I might make some bacon eggs,
bro I love.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I love like at home when you make some it
feels naughty almost to eat breakfast.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
That late, Like, man, what are we doing? What are
we doing?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
I'll tell you want to be spoiled. You want to
hash house of go go.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I've been there. I've been at the one. You not
been there yet? They got real big.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Everything is like it's big like they have fried chicken eggs, Benedict.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, it's crazy, which is it? Oh? It's good.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I do want to say, Son James talk to about
Jeff been on this fried chicken thing for two shows.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
He liked fried chicken, bro or either he being racist?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
You know, you know, you know I can tell you something. No, no,
I'll be straight with you.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I might.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
I could be racist if I didn't believe I was
next Boddy, You next, bro?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What okay?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
If they take all you out, I'm next, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Jeff, you part of the one percent?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
You good?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I might be part of the one percent of his income.
But the one percent hates me.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Trust me? They like they trust me.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I don't trusted anybody. How my people got kicked out
of Germany.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Hey look here, I don't care how racist you is
in the in the two two zero two five.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, racist people love one. They love money. You know
what I mean? You're right.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
See, you know when people come up to you and
they kind of insinuate black things, they just insinuated. They
don't insinuate with me. They go, oh, are you well?
Anytime something Christian is up? Oh, sorry, Jeff? They like
apologize to me for everything. Yeah, Hey, oh, merry Christmas,
not you.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Jeff, Herry Christmas, Jim, you say it on stage.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
That's funny, that's money, Jim.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Funny bro No, because they don't want to be disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hey, Merry Christmas, Jim, but not you anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But then I hate on the other side of that
when people assume when they try to be cultry or
appropriate about your celebration during the holidays, they're like, oh, James,
happy Kwanza, Like, bitch.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't even know what Kwanza is talking about. Some
people really don't know about black people. In Hollies. One
lady walked up me and said, James will Conda forever.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
She was like that, but she she looked like water
Burger though she would cut the hands out.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
All right, guys, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
We'll be right back, but more racially insensitive comments right
here on Real last.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Was welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You are still listening to Real Labs on Real Radio
one or four point one. I'm your host, mister James
John joining virtual studio with Ken Miller a k A F.
Daylight Savings, too dark, too quick, that's right, and Jeff
to back man Coaufman.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Baby, that's not you, not you, not you, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Bro, that's telling me, Bro, Dog, that's that's so funny,
Bron Mary Chris j But not you killing me, Bro,
that's rude.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Like take your Christmas wish back, like Merry Christmas, not you, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Well eight days celebrating.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh man, that's hilarious, Jeff, that's funny. Jeff.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm telling you. Don't set your ass down. And right
right then, I'm stealing them. You got you got thirty
days like I do, Dwayne. I get Dwayne something and
I say, how did you give that to me?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
So what? Because you you you are my presence. Okay,
all right, my presence. Make you good? Thank you, James
sprinkling on him, Jane, that's sprinkle it him. Hey, real quick,
bout Dwayne Williams.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I just worked with him for the second time in forever,
talking about talking about came in the light.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Bro. He absolutely talking to you, royd Yo.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
He was telling me about that show Man, he said,
And you know I love Los My Los got the
best nobody out there books. Okay, let me take you
back Low's books, some of the best shows out there.
If you ever get a chance word for los entertainments.
All them shows a great bro fire. His audiences are trained.
The ain't heckling, they ain't talking old, and they appreciate you,
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and they appreciate you when you lose. Is my goodness.
I love doing low shows. But you know, he told
me the show was great, man. He said everybody had
a good set and everything. He was mad because he
only sold one T shirt. I said, that's the one
thing about those people. They ain't buying no merch. They
walking their ass up out of there.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
What they call a kid. I spent my last on
this ticket.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
They walking their ass up out of there, they are.
But Jay Clark went up and Dwayne Bro those young
kids are gunslingers.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Bro. Good for them. They they brought it.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Man, Well, what you got to think about this, man,
When when you guys were passing the mantle down to us,
it was like, you know, you was in that class
with Myers and Garrity and Pedro and and and Ricky
Rayes and Ian Goatowski, Mike Allen, Trace Croswell, Genesis, Sean Banks,
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Goldie Ron Fine Go.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Like you guys were. You guys were the greatest group.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Of headliners in uh in in Florida to me, there's nobody, no, no,
there's nobody better than that that core.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
After then after me, I put Jersey with you guys.
After that, it was like me and Darren.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
And Carmel Morales and and and you know, a bunch
of comics and and we just took from you guys.
We we we just we we took everything from you
guys to become better comics.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Then we came that next group of the Backpack Boys
and Preacher and Justin and Iquem and and so with Dwayne.
You know, I've been trying to get Dwayne to take
over that mantle of me and.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That seems about right. Yeah, I start taking it because
I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I'm like I had a comedian hit me up the
other day asking about, Hey, can you help me get
into a club? I said, I can, But the club
you want to get into it's not like any other club.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
You know.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I can get you in the bonkers with a phone call, correct,
But the club they want to get into, I said,
because you had an issue getting into it. Mccurty's it's
it's one of the hardest clubs I've ever gotten into.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I said, it took almost twenty years, not even being.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Bro I told this comic, I said, and he and
the comic works with you. I said, James John is
my top five of greatest comedians ever in the state
of Florida.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
And it took James twenty years to get into that club.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Correct you Sorry, I'm not in the top ten, I said,
it's true. I said, it took James twenty years to
get it get into that club. It did, and James
is just as funny as me. No, I said so so,
I said, so I told him. I said, just email
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them and give them my name. I said, but that's
one of them clubs. Don't be upset if they don't
put you in right away.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I can get you in.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Bokers like that, rappers like that. But it's some clubs
like McCurdy's and Size Butter. Some of these clubs they
got to see you like fifteen times.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You know, it's just.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
What it is.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
It's funny you say that, because that's exactly what it took.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I would Ron Fine Gold.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I always want to give him credit, and he always
helps me get more work. He had me come down
there and you know they tape open bar there open
Bar is an online comedy company where they do all
these specials and you can be as dirty as you want.
They call it Open Bar instead the drive bar. And
he had me come down there and host on purpose
four or five times, and they said, we want James
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the headline.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Found. It took that. It took me going down. It
took me not getting paid to do something and have
them look at me.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
But it was worth it because I it as a
rite of passage because so many great comedians I know work.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
There and they talk nothing but.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Right now, because because I think it's I think it's
the right thing to do.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
That's ah, wait a minute, he said, that's the right
thing to do. It the right thing.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
On here's the here's the way, here's here's what it is.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
You know, we always talk about the generation uh after
us and everything else. They work is hard and everything else.
And there has been nothing that has changed so clearly
than in the last ten twenty years. The cell phones,
the instant gratification. The people don't want to work hard.
They don't I don't care. I'll get rich. I'll get
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rich doing an ass video. You become celebrities from I'm
the guy in the video who fell down and the
package blew up in my face? Remember that one I
stole this guy's package, it blew up on my face
and a million views. I mean, you can become famous
so easy now that people think that everything in life
is going to be easy. We just one of the
members of the Dallas Cowboys just took their life, you know,
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after playing this crazy And it's because we are so
we can't handle disappointment. So when they come to you
and go, hey, could you get me a h I
want to headline at at the Funny Bone, you go, dude,
you don't even do a guest spot. And it's so
difficult to tell people that. This one kid came at
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me at the show and was like, how do you
do it? I said, you fail a lot. I said,
I wouldn't be on this stage if I didn't. If
I didn't fail, if I didn't if I wasn't online,
if I wasn't on Monday nights instead of watching Monday
night football, I'm sitting here on real laughs talking about
my penis. You know, that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
And people don't want.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
To put that energy out there anymore. They don't want
to give that time up and you know that's the
big thing. And if you come to me and ask me,
I will give you my personal opinion. Fail a lot,
and then you'll have a chance to succeed. But you know, so,
I don't want to hate, but that's that's that's who
it is. And the same with lawyer.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
So and I will tell you that you have to
get used to failing in comedy. I mean I did.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
That helped me get stronger all my downfalls, all the
big ones I thought there was going to utter James
because they feel like they gotta be great all the time.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I tell comedians all the time, tell me your bomb story.
There you go. I see you kill on social media
all the time.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Tell me that time when you were feeling you had
to figure out how to to pivot from failing. Tell
me that time when you bomb, but the next week
you were able to be like, Okay, I did this wrong.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I'm gonna do this right. Everybody kill every comedian that post.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I've been to show sometimes, Jeff, when I watched the
comedian bomb and they post and the kids and I like, dog,
I was there, dog shout out to Mike sharett.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Mike will tell you this story. Oh, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
We at the why Not Lounge, the world famous Why
Not Lounge, and Mike Scharrepp is bombing, bombed so bad
he gets off stations as ken.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
How was my set? I said, you was up there?
You heard him? What you think he's like? You heard him?
You heard what you think? You were up there?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
You was up there, you heard him. Don't ask me
how your set was. The audience that told just told
you how your set was, and he would tell you
the story to this day.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
He bombed. But don't come ask me how was my set? No, bro,
you was up there, you heard the audience. You know
how you did. Don't ask me how you did. I
can't canna ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
No, because I love the fact you brought up the
story about a comedian asking you to help him get
in the club. And by the way, people, if you
don't know, that's the best way to get into a
new club. Oh yeah, COMI I said, a headliner who's
already there, already.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Plugged in, that's the best thing.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Do you ever get asked by a person to get
you in the club and you look at him like
you know you don't belong in this club yet? All
the time you're like, oh, Tim consistently.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
But I'm gonna help you getting this clear.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I had somebody asking me about the Orlando funny Ball.
I said, ask Volone. Because that person that asked me
what the Volone comedy class. Oh, that dude hit me
up the next day said, Vallone told me you to
ask you. I said, yeah, because he don't want to
tell you you trash.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Oh wow, okay, hold on, hold on all right. If
he did that to me, I detected him. I said,
do me a favorite, don't don't. Don't send people to
me like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
He don't want you know, my dog. But but Butlone
is one of the comics. It's not gonna tell you
the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
And if you mad at me, you could be mad
at me all you want. You know, if you listen
to the show, brother, I love you, you know he does.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
But he's to tell you the truth.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
He's a nice guy. He sends them to me. No,
for real, Jeff, he sends them to me because I'm
gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna be like, look
what they do.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
But they tear you.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
These are the same people, yes, who they call us
keepers when we tell them the truth.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Hey, and that's fine. I'm cool with that. I ain't
even I ain't even mad at you do that.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
But just know in two years, okay, if I say
that to you, I'm not gonna say it to you
and walk away.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I'm gonna say it to you and give you advice
to get better. What to do. Yes, Mike Wright and
Mike Writing.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Mike Writing, hang around some comedians that are funny and
have come. Dude, I got three jokes I wrote today
because of me on the phone with Dwayne. There you go,
two comedians just talking and three jokes came up.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You know what I'm saying. I said, so be around
funny and you're gonna get funny.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
But if you just at the house by yourself, thinking
you're gonna make this work by yourself, there's no comic
out there who's ever done this by themselves. So I'm
not upset if you mad at me because I say
you not funny and I can't help you MC at
the funny Bone and you hate Kim Miller. I'm cool
with that, but I'm going to tell you how to
get in the funny bone. I'm gonna tell you how
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it works. I'm gonna tell you what to do. You
can follow my blueprint if you want to. If not, Tomato, Tomato,
I don't care. Here you go, I don't care. My
Jewish lawyer assume you.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh wow, okay, you will merry Christmas, jeff.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
That one because I ain't working Christmas.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Jeffy, real quick. I'm gonna ask you to one thing
before we say what we're doing this weekend. You do
something really kind. Speaking of waffle House, every single year
to the holidays, you will go to tell them and
you you will do something very generous for the people
that work there and walk out.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
I want to point that give everybody. I go into
a random waffle house, Yes you do. I grab a
quick meal with with you know, no one of my
girl or with our last year of my buddy Matt,
and on the way out, I don't pay anybody's food.
I tried to do that, but it's too difficult because
everyone leaves at different times. So what I do is
I tip out all the people there, like everyone gets
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a Franklin who works there, dude's I throw a Franklin
to everybody who's working, whether you're cooking or you're delivering food.
I used to try to pay people's food, but it's
too hard to time it because I don't want to
be in there that long. I got to get them
a lot of there because I don't want to be
thankfu for it. I don't want to be this get
me out because you know, you put yourself in a
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weird place when you're you know, you play Santa and
Santa leaves the house. He don't stay at the house.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
And in the gifts, no, he don't know, he don't
drops the gift off.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's really cool because I know the people working there
really appreciate that well.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
They got that shift. Could you imagine getting the Christmas
shift and that place and people think it's full on Christmas,
it's not a lot of times it's empty, and you
know you have to work that shift, and you could
see people angry. And last year they were angry in there.
It was the one on the one by the Popeyes,
by the Executive Airport. They were not happy to be there.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
And they get a study on this.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
The closer a waffle house is to a Popeye's, the
angrier their employees are gonna be, just by default.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Bro just by a proximity thing.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, they gonna be angry because you can feel the
hatred coming from Popeyes.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
So yeah, it's like COVID. It's infectious. Man. Yeah, we
coould the waffle house sit your ass down some well,
there you go. That's funny, it's true.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Hey, before we go, I got nothing going on this weekend, fellas,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Be home with the wife. You guys got something going on,
I know. Jeff.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, Mane, I gotta do it real quick, Jim, Jeff
got here's way more important than me. Snappers, Palm Harbor
makes you come out. Snappers Thursday, Friday and Saturday, come
see the kid. I think it's my comedy anniversary this weekend.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I might all right, I might be wrong, but it's
either this weekend or next weekend.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
But I know I'm hit nineteen years and stand up
and I'm I'm done of this year.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I ain't doing no more common at the twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Okay, just for you, just for you, when I'm at
the table off that on block.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
There you go. What you got going on? My friend?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
December sixth, I'll be headlining at the Old Why Not Lounge?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Come on, come on, that's Rain.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
And I don't know who my headline is my future
is going to be yet probably who poot It or something,
but we'll see.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
That's funny. Who Woody makes it out of retirement. That's funny.
There you go. I just want to say thank you
to you brothers. Man. I really enjoy what we get
to do on this show.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
I'm so glad both of you guys had such a
special weekend. That's weekend opening for comedy legends Ally Sidig
and George Wallace. That's absolutely amazing, real, real, last represented
is what I'm trying to get out.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
I'm so proud to be a part of this thing.
Thank you guys for listening out there on behalf of myself.
James John Mister Ken Miller and Jeff the Batman Coffer.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
We love y'all.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Happy holidays. Won't be here next week, so we'll see
you in about two weeks. Tell him what to do,
can take your ass the bear
Speaker 1 (45:04):
And Merry Christmas and everybody but Jeff
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