I Could Buy a Baby

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You're gonna have to deal with that.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, Oh, do not pop that thing. It wasn't cheap.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Right right in the middle of Jim's intro, Deb attached
a birthday balloon to his head.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
When deb gets the birthday balloon, she gets one that
they could give rides on. She goes with the high
end birthday below.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hey, you guys are my guys. I gotta make sure
you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Appreciate that very balloon. Very kind of you, guys. Thank you,
Thank you for the cake. Was delicious. Appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
You share a birthday with jay Z apparently Tyra Banks.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh look at that, yeah, jay Z And there was
some He's oddly proud, but I like it. And our
buddy Shane has the same birthday yeah, it's so funny.
His wife texts me this morning, wish be a happy birthday,
and it reminded me to text him, Yeah, I wish
him happy birthday. So yeah, yeah, fifty eight years old today,
you'res young. I should say that's young. Oh yeah, I'm

(02:20):
the bait. Well, actually now i'm I'm officially the same
age as Jack. We're the same age for what six months? Yeah,
until April? Until April? Yeah, yeah, five months. It's just
a remarkable it's just wild. What's wild?

Speaker 6 (02:34):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You guys are at the same age? And you just
said why is it? Why is that wild? It's just
existence has treated you guys differently? How is that by
what's that? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 7 (02:43):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I just think? You guys? What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
What I was trying to just get at, is that
like you guys go about life differently?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And how did you tell that? That's
kind of an interesting to be the thing to be
able to tell just by looking at somebody. Would you agree?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I find I remember correctly you blame youth and Jaeger
on what?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Ah? You on? What on my what? Don't you very cryptic?
I don't understand what you're saying. I guess I'm kind
of dancing around something that's very blunt and frank, which
is I look older than fifty eight. Tom Van said
it the best when I told him. I was like,
because I did their show, Tom and Dan, our buddies,
Tom and Dan, I did their show last year around

(03:26):
the same time, and uh, and Tom like basically said,
I can't believe you're only fifty seven. Oh see, I
look older because I am I'm bald, and I'm gray.
Uh And I did. I let it rip for a
while when I was younger, but I would also point
out that effect.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Those are so, those are like the older isms of
being a male. Yes, however, you look incredibly young with them.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't know what you mean. You're a parad.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
I mean that like, if you grab all the people
who are bald with a white goatee and you put
them in a line, you would be one of the
youngest ones.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, I don't know, dude. I mean, look, I catch
a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and it doesn't
lie a whole bunch.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
We're comparing to other Jim alikes Jim lookalikes here.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, yeah, I just think out of the in that category,
you're killing it. Uh yeah, my face says America first. Yes, yes,
like my entire vibe says America first. My vibe. You
know what my vibe is. When somebody walks on the road,
they look at me, they think two words truck nuts.

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They're like, there's no way this guy doesn't have truck nuts.
But I still think you pull it off as well.
I appreciate it, buddy, I've aged oddly. I have no
problem with it, you know. Okay, thank you. All we
can do is work with what we've got, right yeah yeah,
yea yeah, and what we created, yeah, what we got

(04:52):
in the now. Yeah yeah, don't worry about the past.
Thank everybody who took the time to instagram messag me
happy birthday this morning. My mother in law is always
the very first one because she wakes up at four
o'clock in the morning. I got her text at four
thirty eight, so she waited a little bit this year.
Oh wow, like a rooster. And then all my kids

(05:13):
have checked in. That's great. My wife give me a
nice big naked hug this morning, which was even better.
I was naked she was fully clothed. All right, that's
always fun, right, it's always good. Let me ask. Also,
when you do the birthday thing, you have a bunch
of friends, and your friends are couples. When the wife
of those friends emails you or text you happy birthday,

(05:36):
I am always to assume that's from the couple. Correct, Yes, Yeah,
because I mean I can't expect all those dudes to
send me happy birthdays. Mostly in my world, in the
couples that we chill with, it's the female that reaches
out and says happy birthday. The dudes usually don't say
a word.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
A few exceptions, code Blacks should text you independently of
as will.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, Code Black's gonna be at my gig tonight, so
you know, I'll slap in the back of his head.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
What even gig?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, I gotta we're doing a play dinner birthday dinner
after showing birthday? Are you birthday slapping base? What the hell?
I guess the birthday funk lines going? Where are you
performing at Texas Roadhouse? Best gig in the world, zill Yeah,
is that you're getting some food? Yeah? Going out to you?
That's hard tradition. I don't know, do you guys have

(06:23):
a birthday tradition, like you know, traditionally, we just you know,
make a date and we all go out and grab
dinner and exchange gifts and grab a cake and then
out we go and we we don't we hardly ever
do birthdays at home anymore. We go out somewhere. Now.
That used to be why I used to like him.
I'm home.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I don't really have any birthday tradition outside of outback.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean that's a tradition.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I think I'm going to my birthday, but not recently
like buck oot box Slovakian steakhouse.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
You can't use it with the other one. It's hard.
It's a whole different thing.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
But I would say twelve of my birthdays I've been there. Oh,
really a third of my life I've celebrated birthdays at Alba.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah. The funny is we've done everything from uh, we've
done everything from uh it was an Eden bar over here,
uh in make you to go to in the and
we would go to a movie in the Zion. We've
done Boogaa Bepo back in the day. We've done steakhouses,
We've done Kobe, We've done it all. Man.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh, you seem like Kobe would be the place for tonight.
That's usually a code Blacks face.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Kobe's a code Blake. Kobe loves our cold go Black
loves that Kobe Kobe Black loves and all the Blacks
love the Goby's. What do you do for your birthday?
Do you have a tradition? But with the fam? I
know what we do here?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Well, normally Chris and I are traveling. Oh that's right, Yeah,
we usually travel that week. Yeah, that won't be happening
this year. Oh really, Well, we have a we're planning
a wedding.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
And you can't you can't travel? I mean, is there
a text we don't know about.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, it's called not a Lot of Cash?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Gotcha, I gotcha. It's hard, exactly, It is really really
hard pots it and picking in. You better send a
strongly worded letter. Can I throw down?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, here's my strongly worded letter, just.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Because I'm not willing to throw in the towel in
for you, dead right, Saint Pete?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Maybe a weekend because you don't I know when you
travel for your birthday. It's like we've gone to Alaska.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Usually Freehouse or something like that.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
It's always something really cool, exotic and usually if my
memory serves me correct, more time than not far away. Yeah,
kick out for a little forty eight fifty hour trip.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Those not a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Those still can close some mental tabs and refresh some
new one hundred that little uh, that little mini vacation
from you know where you take a Friday off, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
come back home, a little West coast action. That's good
because love that, because all the effort that it takes
to travel is a real thing.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh can you tell us about it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, Oh my god, if you could dial it back
on the travel effort and still experience a trip, I
am too thousand percent saying everybody should do that every Now,
have you.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Found out yet if your if your son killed any
fragile grannies, no idea with his sickness on the airplane,
when you just paraded him up and down the aisle,
guys as if you were like you were, you were
crop dusting them with you know what I had. There's
COVID for you and everybody. His first word say, is
I am COVID.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I I it wasn't that long ago. I just saw myles, right,
was his birthday. Yeah, yeah, Oh my god, he's so much.
He's got little boyface. He doesn't have a toddler. Look.
I can't believe quickly he's changing.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
The baby fat's going away. He's starting to lean out
a little.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Babies are just like sentient calendars, right exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
They just remind you of like that was last month. Yeah, yeah,
I guess because I could.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
When he was showing me photos from the air there
are Thanksgiving trip, I was like, Oh, he's cute.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Who's is this? Who's that is this one? Oh? Yeah,
who's that full grown man sending on his lap in
a diaper? Jack's birthday stuff for you. You're a stay at
home family kind of guy, right, we do.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah, And that's how it was, especially with a big
family growing up. It was always, you know, dinner, family dinner.
What you get to pick the meal and it was
and your favorite dessert because I mean there were seven
kids in the family. So my wife and I do that.
But now with our kids, if they want to go out,
like a year ago, the daughter.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Wanted to go to Kobe, we did that.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
That was the first time for me actually, or you
know that, we'll let them pick a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
In back sense. Yeah, well once ugh yeah, top three
leftover places of all time. Yeah, it was good. Hey,
you get that shock when you figure you're paying thirty
seven dollars for a chicken dish, but you don't realize
you're getting sixteen pounds of rice and chicken you're eating
up in the next month, is it? Is it? It
fun that just like everybody who says white sauce, we

(10:51):
all go like, oh, that's that's everybody knows. Everybody knows.
Everybody knows, and even if you've got it wrong, it's
still like everybody knows. Everybody knows. Yeah about Kobe white sauce.
Looking forward tonight though, man? Love it? Are when you
when you are you doing much steak?

Speaker 9 (11:07):
I do?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah? Are you a baked potato or fries guy? When
it comes to your side.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
If I'm talking steak, I'm going baked potato. Like to
baked potato, load it up, and I like to have
it wear a hat, little dress, Yeah, a couple of
a little sun dress and some pumps, sour cream, butter, chives, bacon, bacon.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
And cheese.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I usually asked for my baked potato to be dressed
like I'm on death row.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
What's that means?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Loaded up as much as you can. This could be
my last meal.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
One of those. So, Jim, if you could have anything
for your birthday?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I don't ask him that, but.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
It's still an interesting question because there's so many things
that I know, you know, life has you have earned
and obtained. But what is one thing that you were,
just like God, one birthday this is going to happen?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Is there a thing? Man? I don't know, buddy. I'm
very fortunate, you know, you know, and the thing is
too So I don't like doing stuff for myself on
my birthday. I would rather do it with the with
the crew. Okay, so you know, so maybe just something
with the whole crew, you know, I get away trip
with everybody. Maybe a birthday cruise with my entire fam.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Okay would be kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Oh that'd be fun. And you've never done that. We've
done a family cruise before, but the kids were really young.
They weren't able to drink and get hammered and walk
us back to our rooms. And it wasn't your birthday,
it was not our birthday. And it was just a
summer trip, you know, because we we could next year
and we did it once. Yeah, may do that all right?
Four seven nine one six one text us at seven
seven zero three one. Bunch of fun stuff to talk

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about today. Debut do you have for news?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
A drug bust is described by authorities as quote breaking
bad on steroids end quote. Deputies identify the driver killed
in an apparent road rage, and FIFA and LEGO are
teaming up. We'll talk about that and more coming up
next during JCS news.

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Speaker 10 (13:15):
Happy birthday, Jim and many many more to come. Thank
you very much, big Al the Boiled Peanut guy. I
will be sixty on Saturday and it sucks you guys.
Have a merry Christmas and a happy new Year, and
I wish you all the luck in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Thank you, brother, Love you guys, take care. He love
you to Happy day, Covert and Company.

Speaker 11 (13:34):
It's Concreek, Mike, Jimmy Jimmy Man, Happy birthday, buddy. Congratulations
on making it this far in life and still having
a little bit of hair on your head. I would
like to reach out my services and provide to you
a fishing charter and we can go out fishing for
catfish and see if you've learned anything in all these
years in your wisdom.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
This sevenths I really thought it was an honest doctor
out there.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You did, I did all right for us out a
ninete six on one text seven seven zero three one.
Welcome back on Jim. There's deb he Jack, yeah, and
Ross as well. Believe in yourself. All right, Dev's got
some news, let's get it.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's time for JCS news. Wow, this guy got to
put his name on everything.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's in my contracted here's the news on the Jim Colberg.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Show and JCS News is brought to you by that
mortgage guy Don all right. An explosion occurred due to
a gas leak in Eustace today injuring one person. Debris
and glass were seen scattered over the parking lot in
area roads and because of that, Eustace police sat on
Facebook that they're asking folks to avoid several roads in
the area. The explosion was near a gem and jewelry shop,

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and video shows heavy damage to the building. Lake County
Fire Rescue said one person was flown to the hospital. Yikes,
but still alive and hopefully we'll remain so all right.
Multiple fire trucks were sent to Lockheed Martin on sand
Lake Road yes yterday afternoon. Aerial footage showed firefighters spraying
people in silver reflective suits with a substance. Officials did

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not say what.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, because they didn't want them to melt.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
The company said in a release they're aware of the
situation and working together with local authorities, which basically says,
we're not going to tell you anything more. For those
who do not know, lockeed Martin is a global defense
technology company that commissions weapons for the DoD and other
federal agencies. And you don't want to miss that last
exit onto John Young Parkway from Kirkman Road.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
And when I first moved here, my dad I would
have to take that to get to my job, right,
my dad would tell me, because whatever you do, do
not miss that exit. They'll drive forward in a lock
arm whole hold. You do not want to be a
part of that world.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Well, I think they've improved it with all the construction
over there. It's not as much area crap. Yeah, Like
you just wouldn't be aware. You're just driving down the road.
Suddenly you're in a guard guard shack and you're like, well,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
What yeah, exactly, next thing you know.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
There's a dud with an M sixteen checking your ID.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Exactly. My mom and I used to make that wrong turn,
you know, and just end up driving around the parking lot,
lots of cars, no people outside.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
It's gotten better, but you can still zig instead of zaga.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, oh yeah, without a doubt. All the construction for
Epic Universe and the road construction over.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
There, M and the other hotels and everything going on,
I drive all right. Authorities are describing a major drug
bust in Bervard County as breaking bad on steroids.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Police arrested twenty six year old Maxwell Horvath after confiscating
nearly ninety two thousand pounds of what they call seven
oh H. It's a crative derived substance that is known
to bind opioids to products like vapes and sweets. The
hall carried a street value of more than four and
a half million dollars. Investigators also found automatic weapons, grenade simulators,

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five IEDs, and fifty pounds of explosive precursor chemicals. The
discovery capped a months long investigation led by the DEA
ATF and local law enforcement.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I think this got had in the same world before.
I think if they I remember this guy a couple
of years ago had the same kind of scenario where
he was with weapons and explosives and stuff. Not a learner,
not a learner.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, yeah, hey, hey hey, pay attention.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
All right.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
A driver was shot and kildner the Mandarin a State
subdivision in Longwood earlier this week after an armed confrontation
between two motorists, has been identified as fifty one year
old Manuel Rosato of Longwood. According to the Seminole County
Sheriff's Office, the shooter in it will not face charges
under Florida's standard ground law. Turns out, the State Attorney's office,
as a senior prosecutor, went to the scene and said

(17:37):
it was apparent from what they found that it was
a justifiable homicide.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
All right.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
A celebration of life is being held today for a
locksmith who died after responding with law enforcement to serve
an eviction notice. Seventy six year old David Long was
shot by Michael Halberstam as he opened fire on deputies
showing up at his Indian River County home last month.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Mister Long was the locksmith on scene and was there
to help our deputies with the eviction process. He was
a beloved member of our community and I have heard
from many people Holly both used his services and consider
him a friend.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Sheriff Eric Flowers paid tribute to Long during the funeral
this week for Sergeant Terry Sweeting mash Cow, who was
also killed by gunfire. Now, under Florida law, locksmith's are
required to assist deputies during evictions to secure properties. The
celebration of life for Long is being held at Calvary
Chapel in Vero Beach and in lieu of Flowers. I
love this. Donations may be made to your local Humane society.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Nice all right.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
The City of Daytona Beach.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
They going through something right now.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, they're reviewing policy about travel expenses after audit results.
The audit claims travel expenses and other spending took place
through city accounts without authorization. The audit was called for
after someone claimed a supervisor was having a relationship with
another employee and letting them use city funds to buy
personal items. So the current spending policy has not been

(19:05):
updated since the nineteen nineties. City Manager Derek Feacher agrees
the policy could be changed, but said the audit had
findings he did not agree with. Yeah, probably that three
hundred and fifty thousand dollars wash.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
And by the way, the nineties in Daytona a perfectly normal.
I mean, nothing really happening over there in the nineties
and everything. MTV was coming every year. Everything above board,
everything's fine, and nothing to see here. Fun. I read
the story today and I was just like, you could
literally hear them the instant that the state said we're
going to start auditing cities. You could hear them going
get the shredder. Yeah, you literally hear it from all

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the way over here.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Florida's State House Select Committee on Congressional Redistricting meets for
the first time this afternoon. This is about Faridia's telling
the legislature we don't want you playing these parties and
games with the map.

Speaker 12 (19:52):
We want state leaders to focus.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Their time and our tax.

Speaker 10 (19:55):
Payer dollars aren't addressing the affordability crisis and the other
issues that affect our everyday life, actually gets.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
The law in Florida to do this, by the way
it is, and you know, also taking time to figure
out what's our official state bird. But Common Cause Florida
Executive director Amy Keith says, you know, a recent poll
they took found a plurality of Republican and Trump voters
and the majority of Democrat and no party affiliation voters
are against mid decade redistricting. In twenty ten, if you remember,

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Jimmy said at Florida voters past the Fair District's amendments
banning jerrymandering. The governor has claimed the state's current map
is racially jerry manderd in South Florida.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
That's the magic word, by the way, racially. Yeah, the
racial thing is the magic word they use to be
able to do this in the middle because that's what
they can justify doing it, because I believe that's where
the law kind of roles. They're saying, we're fixing a
problem right exactly, which is usually only handled every census
because then you get the ten year outlook of what
your state has done in ten years, who's moved in
you know what the breakdown looks like. Doing this in

(20:55):
the middle of this is completely against the law and
against whatever we stand for as a nation. By doing
this all these states doing it Democrat or Republican is stupid.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
And it started with Texas. Yes, right, that did then
the ball rolling. If you're going to do it, then
we're going to handle it.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's just return fire. I mean, it's like stand your
ground for redistagreeing.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
It is the thing that pisses me off the most
when it comes to politics, because a Republican doesn't like
a democratic. Democrat doesn't like a Republican. But I just
want to remind you that you should both be pissed
off about this.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh yeah, that's like yeah, And that's what their poll found.
Their poll found that a lot of people in the
state of Florida do not support doing this right now.
It's putting their focus and our taxpayer dollars on the
wrong topics.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Sending a precedent I think is pretty dangerous who down
the road as well politically?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, absolutely well. The governor also says that the current
map is malaportioned due to recent population growth. Now, protest
groups are mobilizing ahead of hearings as the April twentieth
qualifying deadline looms, and you're going to see this at
the stage for another fight, I believe between the governor
and Florida House Republicans because they're moving now and he

(21:58):
wants to wait.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
All right.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
More than a dozen cases, actually fourteen of Legionnaire's disease
has State Senator Carlos Guillermo Smith calling for more transparency.
All cases have been tied away Crunch Fitness location on
e Silver Star Road to Ocoe. Smith says the Florida
Department of Health needs to be more transparent. Crench Fitness
said the Health Department didn't inform them of a confirmed link,

(22:21):
but they're still taking mitigation efforts like water testing to
keep members safe. Symptoms of Legionnaire's disease include fever, respiratory problems, nausea,
and vomiting.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I know by the rest of you, but I have
to do some heavy mental exercises. It convinced myself to
exercise and to go to the gym. Ooh yeah, this
would be an easy one.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Absolutely a stipid for a few weeks.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Hey, I'm not going to take any chances. Speaking of transparency,
Florida is creating an AI Bill of Rights as the
popularity of artificial intelligence increases. Governor Desantas says it will
also ensure your name, image and likeness protected so no
computer can put words in your mouth and profit from it.
Here's the tragic side of AI. Orlando mother Megan Garcia

(23:08):
is suing character AI after her fourteen year old son
shot himself in the head months after talking to the box.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
This shot encouraged school for months to find a way
to come home and made promise that it would be
waiting in some fictional world.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
The bill will protect residents from unfair claims practices by
ensuring a human reviews them, and will mandate attorneys disclose
when they are using AI and legal briefs.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
And you can't use the argument that it's just adolescents
that are dealing with this, maybe their development is slow
or whatever, and there they're just you know, kind of
lured into this more than any other. But that's not
true at all. There's actually another case spending right now,
a twenty four or five year old college student that
happened the very same thing happened, and he had talked
into doing this by one that pretended to be his

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best friend.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
So a different story today about how just a loneliness
epidemic of people in their forties and fifties and more
of them are relying on, you know, chatbots and stuff
for companionship.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
That's exactly what I was going to say, Jack. And
when you when you think about the fact that you know,
chat GPT now says that you can sext, you know,
with an AI bot, you know, show.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Me your USB.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
It makes me have to take the feathers of crow
out of my mouth because when that movie Her came
out about that too, it was like, man that well
never happy exceptly right now, like roughly ten years from now.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, exactly all right.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
And hearing to possibly dismiss A lawsuit filed against SeaWorld
is scheduled for Monday. We touched on this a little
bit last night, but the lawsuit was filed after Hillary
Martin was hit by a bird while on the make
O roller coaster at the park. She claims she was
hit by a duck, but SeaWorld claims she was hit
by a snowy egret, a wild bird that they're not

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responsible for.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
That's all I mean. Today, it says somebody said the
SeaWorld should should sue her face for killing an indager bird.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
SeaWorld also says Martin refused medical transport and wanted to
continue her day in the park. Martin claims she suffered
permanent mental and physical injuries and that SeaWorld failed to
maintain reasonably safe conditions in the park.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Can you say reach, Yeah, she's gonna lose.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Draatically there you go. Yeah, we're gonna need some help
down here. We got a ten four Fabio ten four Fabo.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
That's one of my favorite videos of all time. Gotta
state three fo came out, went onto that roller coaster
as a stud, and came off an embarrassed, bloody mess.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
That dude took a hit, though he took a serious
hit hit.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
I know an odd amount of details about that event
because I am on record. I think that's the funniest
thing that's ever happened.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Romance novel. Yeah Fabio getting rocked by a bird? All right.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
This is something you don't hear of every day, But
the city of Tampa is buying ten million gallons of
water per day from Tampa Bay Water. Usually the city
doesn't start buying water until March or April. Oh look,
it's only December fourth. Wow, planning manager for the Tampa

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Water Department said, the city is in an interesting situation
after a thirteen inch rainfall deficit this year and we're
not even in our driest months yet. Wow. It was
the first time in about a decade. Literally it was
twenty fifteen no major hurricanes made landfall. The department also
sources water from the Hillsboro River.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Say, we just can't have good things, you figure.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh, no, hurricanes hit, finally a little relief, and now
we got a problem.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Oh, we didn't get enough.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Rain ten million gallons a day.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yet we have communities like Mound Dora and Titusville dealing
with problems from too much rain in one day.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
I've been in bad decisions before, but I've never had
to need water on the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
And we usually think of this as like, you know,
a Tehran's story or somewhere overseas, but the drought conditions
in Florida already getting pretty bad. Also still over in
the Tampa area, there is good news to report in
the Tropicana Field renovations. Saint Petersburg officials said yesterday the
roof is now weather sealed and the project to get
the stadium open for baseball season is ahead of schedule.

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City of Saint Petersburg architect Roll Quintana tells News Channel
eight there are still dealing with some of the damage
caused by rain, mold, and mildew.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
The cabling, for the most part got tested and will
be replaced. There's a lot of broadcast equipment that needs
to be replaced.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
The traps roof was ripped open last year during Hurricane Milton,
and it forced the Rays to play their home games
in Tampa at Steinbrenner Field. Opening day is April sixth,
and City Development Administration Managing Director Beth Herrondan says there
are no concerns about being ready, and of course the
winter baseball meetings, the ownership meetings get started in Orlando

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this Sunday.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yep, anybody know anyone's going to You don't know anybody
know what? Are you going to sit outside a conference
room for.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Evesdrop sneak against the wall exactly home alone recorded?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
And then finally I thought of you Ros specifically with
this next story because yeh, FIFO, f FIFA and LEGO are.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Teaming up all right.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
The league and the toy Company unveiled a World Cup
trophy model.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Maybe the men's national team can build a trophy.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
It's said to be life size, consisting of over twenty
eight hundred pieces and features details of the actual trophy.
That's cool, Yeah, very cool. Fans can pre order the
model for around two hundred dollars, so the shipment's expected
to begin in March. The World Cup kicks off in
June and North America and will be played in multiple

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US cities. I believe there is a watch party going
on today in Miami as they draw the final, Like,
what what teams are going to be, you know, performing
at this Miami gardens?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
I believe, right, Yeah, it's the draw. Yeah, the draws
today and tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Ross, I think I don't know exactly when the draws
to Okay, I just in fact, I think they still
are qualifying for this last little pot.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Well, either way, that concludes your JCS news.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
So well, FIFA, all right, you need it with more flair, FIFA, FIFA,
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Speaker 2 (30:20):
One thousand percent ross. I munched hard on that pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've been a little fiery here on football picks, but
you've been doing You've had a really good year. Getting annoyed.
I don't know what to tell you, guys.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
I look at Vegas odds and I act accordingly on
the close ones. I have my technique.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
It's a mixture of both. You feel it in the
gut and the odds. When's the last time you used
your gut to overrule what Vegas said. Can you remember
the last time you had a win doing that?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
I would say it happens probably every week, Yeah, once
a week or so, yeah, twice a week. I think
on average there's probably like two to three sometimes for
Vegas upsets.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
All right, so what we do here is we pick
our you know, our teams. I'm a Bucks fan, deb
is a Packers fan, Jack is a Raiders fan, and
Ross really doesn't have a team per se. I mean,
if you pulled for somebody when you say, like the
Bucks or.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Something, you know what, it would be all the Florida
teams and also the Packers.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
All of my family are Packers fans. Oh that's great. Okay,
So usually we just choose those games. But you know,
tonight there's a football game and it actually looks to
be possibly a pretty good one. So we'll start out
with tonight's game, which is the Cowboys versus the Lions
in Detroit. Cowboys have been on one. They have been
on one a little bit.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
And Detroit hasn't been. It's kind of a it's amazing.
I mean, what we thought three weeks ago and what
we think today sure enough.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
You know, it's weird and I this is the first
time I've ever said this. I like this Cowboys team.
This is the only time I've ever been able to
look at the Cowboys franchise and stomach Dak Prescott for
some strange reason.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, they got some two quality I shouldn't say exciting.
I shouldn't say this as well.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
I like George Pickens, the most unlikable wide receiver.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I think maybe in the league. I'm going Lions. Yeah there, yea, yeah,
I'm going Lions. Lions as well.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I think it's time for the Lions to get back
to their lioness waves.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, and same for Dallas. Yeah, for sure, the stop
being frauds. Let's go with the Jags game Colts in Jacksonville.
Both of these teams are eight and four, and in
our office pick it's almost a coin flip fifty three
forty three for the Jags. I'm taking Jacksonville in this game.
They're playing some damn good football right now.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
I'm definitely taking the Colts because I like the fact
that the Homers will gravitate towards Jacksonville. I never believe
they're as good as they seem to be. A good
running game, you had a good receiver.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Again, the good defense is not that bad, however, I
mean they are eight and four.

Speaker 13 (32:51):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I think the Colts can get back on it. You know.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
They they started out real strong. They've struggled a little bit.
I like them to get better here. All right, Ross,
are you picking?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I it's tough. This is tough because I think Daniel
Jones is hurt.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, this is one of the this is one of
the closer games of But I think Jones is out.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah, and I think he's out for a while. Man
if I remember correctly, I'm going I'm going Colts because
John Taylor hasn't had a great game in these last
like two or three weeks. I think he's overdue and
he breaks out.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a mistake. I could be. Yeah,
I think that's a mistake. I'm going Jags. There. What
do you think, buddy, I think I'll go Jags. All right,
very nice. Let's move on to the Dolphins versus the Jets.
Another one of those those games where you don't know,
but the Dolphins have found a little bit of breath here. Recently,
they are going into New York. In our inter office pool,

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they're about an eighty one percent favorite. I think they're
about six and a half or seven in Vegas. I
have the Dolphins. I have the Dolphins as well. They
shouldn't lose this game. They show to New York and
the just one last week minus and it's cold. Was
that their second win of the year. Third look out.
But I thought they Jets are on one. I thought
they beat a pretty good team last week. And if

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I remember Jets, Jim, you asked me when do I
go up against Vegas?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
This is that time. I am taking the Jets, taking
the Jets, Dolphins right, and Dolphins our favorite. Uh, they've
got a three point spread. Three it's only three. However,
I'm going Jets, and I'm not really gonna what they're
at home, and I just know about this. Every defense
that the Jets have gone up to in the last
two weeks, they've shredded.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I think Tua is nine and zero against the Jets,
then they're due. It's something like that. I think Tua
has a pretty good record against the Jets. Let's move
on the Bucks versus the Saints. This is an NFC
South matchup. It doesn't really matter. The Saints are two
and ten, the Bucks are seven and five. They have
run into some rough times, but I do believe in
Tampa Tampa will be victorious.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
I like Tampa Bay to get get a little more
healthy year and then continue winning Bucks.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
With the divisional suite.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I have the Bucks as well home field advantage.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I gotta tell you that it's weird. The Panthers are
playing good football right now and they're making it very
interesting in the South. I don't think their schedule is
going to hold up against Tampas though, going out divisional suite,
meaning that they beat the Saints earlier this year.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Yeah, the Bucks have to play Carolina twice in the
last three weeks in the season.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
You're right, they do. Yeah, make it. And that's weird
because before we consider those auto wins. Yeah, and then
of course, you know, Carolina has had a bit of
a resurgence here. So I'm so happy for Bryce Young.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, I'm so happy for a young quarterback that I mean,
he's still not in out on the other side of it,
but at least he's got some wins.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
And he's proved his talent this year. Yeah for sure.
All right, let's move on to the another great game
this week. I think the Bengals and the Bills is
actually going to be a much better game than people
think it's going to be. It's lopsided in our office,
and I have the Bills here, but man, the Bengals
had a pretty good game last week. And and you know,
Joe Burrow is back and could be anything. You know,
in Buffalo, in Buffalo, Yeah, Buffalo, Buffalo, Yeah, take it

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in Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I'm taking the Bills too, but I don't take it.
I don't think it's a gimme. I'll take that Lake
Effect win.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
We are all going with the Bill. Yeah, very good.
And then the Broncos at the Raiders going into Vegas.
Broncos are ten and two, Raiders are two and ten,
and the Broncos will dominate. There's only one person that
hasn't chosen the Broncos in the draft for the and
I'm guessing it's probably Mike Bianchi because that's what he
likes to do. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Occasionally, he and I will match our weird picks, but
I've stopped picking the Raiders, I don't know, a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Ago, and it served me. Well, and the Broncos are
very good, I mean a really good football team.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Oh, let's have no Yeah. I took the Raiders against
Cleveland and and you still got stump. Oh yeah, Oh
I'm so mad.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Broncos broncostb Yes, yeah, Broncos Broncos. How happy is Code black?
Code Black is the biggest Broncos fan that I have.
They're glowing. It's so wild. Yeah, they are glowing. Man.
Sean Payton is a good coach, dude. I didn't think
you could have a quarterback named bo and wine when
his last name is even worse and so and then
of course one of the map of the entire year

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for you.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Holy hell, there's no question in this game.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
It's the Packers and the Bears.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
The Bears a big question in this game, like who's
gonna win?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, that's in Green Bay. But chicago'slaying good football. They're
nine and three.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Ritten Yeah, I'm gonna throw this out here.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
This is such a weird gottam game.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
This is an odd match, especially when you look up
the odds for Vegas and all of that. The Packers
are favorite to win this match by a lot, which
is not what I was expecting to read.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Isn't that weird? I said the same thing, like it
was overwhelmingly the Packers when I was reading this morning.
But by six and a half points, isn't that wild
considering how Chicago's played well? Going? No respect for Ben Johnson? Yeah, yeah,
what do you like there? You obviously the Packers for you?
Are you a Packers there?

Speaker 14 (37:49):
Jack? Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Okay, so we all have the Packers. Yeah, but I
feel bad for the Bears. They deserve more respect, and
let's do one more game respect. Last week you picked
them correctly, Yeah I did. Yeah, that Black Friday game. Yeah,
we won't bother with the Rams and the Cardinals there again,
they're in an overwhelming favorite. But the Texans Chiefs game
could be interesting. The Chiefs need wins. Matter of fact,

(38:10):
I believe they have to win out to make the playoffs,
do they not? I'm picking Chiefs in Kansas City against
the Texans coming in Texans seven and five, Chiefs are
six and six.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I normally go Chiefs, but I'm kind of feeling Texans
on this one.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah. To me, man, when the s hits the fan
and things have to happen, there's just a magical thing
that that football team seems to kind of just buckle
down and do. And this time of the year, I
can't bet against the Chiefs. I can't bet against Andy
Reid and Patrick Mahomes. I'm taking the Chiefs.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
It's funny, I think like with New England being for
dominant with Tom Brady as long as they were, and
then we kind of saw this transition to Patrick Hoban
the Chiefs and thought they would be dominant, and they
were for like two seasons, and then it's like it seemed.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
To us have faded so quickly in that team. Yeah,
you move with Kansas City, Yeah, I mean yeah, some
pretty major players. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Well, I mean last week they lost for me.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Well yeah, Tyreek Hill. You know when I mean they injuries,
I mean, you know, Kelsey's old, they don't have a
running game.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I mean it's four super Bowls. Yeah, yeah, they went
to four super Bowls. That's a lot that's said the Bills.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I am going with the Chiefs. Yeah, yeah, I have
the chief Hard to bet against the Chiefs when they're
at home, Yeah, at home this time of year.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
I wonder how much of that is that's thinking about
the Chiefs from two years ago and just how dominant
they were. We expect them to kind of show that
the whole magic again.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Man, a lot of
good football games this weekend, for sure. You know, real
quick before we get out of here, Brandon text me
this morning. Brandon Krabb is our sports guy. And I
go into a studio occasionally and just talk a little
bit before the program. And I went in probably two
or three weeks ago, and I said, Man, I don't know
about you. I don't know how you guys feel, you know,
all you sports dudes, but this has been one of
the most fun NFL seasons I remember watching in quite

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a while, where there isn't like one or two dominant.
It's not something the Ravens and the and the Patriots
or something like that. There are so many football teams
that can win games against great teams, and I've not
seen that before in a while in the NFL. It's
a lot of fun this year.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
I mean, if you and the stats, by the way,
add up that that's true that across the board, all
the stats are up for the NFL for all of
that fun stuff, and the teams that are the closest
thing too dominant are the Bears and the Broncos, and
like the Nuts and the Patriots. Like you just wouldn't
expect that to be the fourth going.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Into this season. You pick that as the four best teams.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're you're a wizard. Yeah, have
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in a second with Danny Myering and Date Night. Done right,
You're on the Jim Colbert Show.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
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Speaker 15 (41:14):
All right, Jimmy, so I always message in kind of
busting your chop so saying that it's your birthday. I
really appreciate you and the whole team there at the
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to you every day and I really appreciate it. So
I just wanted to sing a quick Happy birthday to

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show my appreciation.

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Please, Happy birthday.

Speaker 15 (41:37):
To you, Happy birthday to you, Happy eighty first birthday, Jimmy,
Happy birthday to you.

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Just couldn't do it?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Is that Chad just couldn't be a dick?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Huh?

Speaker 11 (41:48):
Was that Chad?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
It was not a chat It seems that's a very
chad move, by the way, Oh John, that's very chatty.
Oh all right, Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show
ro A Radio one O four point one. I am Jim.
His right over there here, Ross is as well. Let's
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Number one pre set if you don't mind Danny, how
you doing.

Speaker 16 (42:42):
That would be a nice birthday present for you. Yeah,
a little little preset action.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, that'd be nice. That's all you have to do.
How things good week?

Speaker 16 (42:49):
Good week. Got a nice rest over Thanksgiving and so
all my parents up in cedar Key and got to
participate in the golf cart parade.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Oh that's cool, it's cute.

Speaker 16 (43:00):
Yeah, there was even a surfain sying on a golf
o island.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
You know how many golf carts in this golf cart parade?
Probably forty? Really nuts? Yeah did they really? They decorate
them quite nice.

Speaker 16 (43:11):
Yeah, it's cute. You know, there's not a whole lot
to do in cedar Key, so that's gonna be a hit.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Is it still worth it? I mean is it? I
never knew it was there, and then when the hurricanes
were hitting, I was like, cedar Key is gorgeous.

Speaker 16 (43:23):
Yeah, yeah, it's you know, it's old Florida.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Absolutely.

Speaker 16 (43:27):
It is slow pace of life. Oh, there's lots of
local businesses there. A couple of like the Big Key
restaurants are still working on reopening. It's been a year,
but there's still plenty of places there to go support
and enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Excellent and what a great gift of no hurricanes this
year For that part, I mean we yeah, we rejoiced
on November thirtieth. We're like, man, this is a big
sh good Lord Godga mor bullets left and right and
he does do Uh. She goes out and finds the
cool things for you guys to do over the weekends.
Orlando Date Night guide dot com is where she worked.
She calls the cool stuff out, brings it to us

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on Thursdays to pass on to you. What do you
have for this?

Speaker 16 (44:05):
Yeah? So Mount Dora is going to be in the
National spotlight. They're going to be on the Today Show
on Friday, and so ahead of that, I went there
earlier this week on a weekday. Thank gosh.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
You know, on the week you only had to wait
a half an hour to find parking.

Speaker 16 (44:22):
I love the There's a public parking lot that's behind
the truest across the street from one of the churches.
It's on Fifth and it's just as traffic is starting
to crawl, I turn into that parking lot. It's a
five minute extra walk, but it saves me my blood pressure.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
That's the key that.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
People do not pay, don't just find a space. If
you find a space, you're just a few blocks away
from downtown anyway, as long as you're down in that area.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
So there's a free shuttle.

Speaker 16 (44:48):
Yeah, there's a free show. The stroll is part of it.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Hey, where are they going to be for the Today Show?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
I know the Lake Side in Yeah there and probably
donnin Ye Park.

Speaker 16 (44:59):
Yeah for sure. And speaking of Donnelle Park and all
of that. As a result of the visit, I put
together a little kind of guide on start here, go here,
go here, go here. So if you want to see
all the lights, and then they are doing their annual
Christmas Walk, which is part of the reason I bring
that up, and that is on Friday from six to
nine pm, so tomorrow night, so definitely get there early

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if you can. And the point of the Christmas Walk
is they do close a couple of streets off. They've
got music, food vendors. It's a great way to really
kick it up a notch with all the lights.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yea, yeah, not to mention get into the vibe of
the season. It does a good job of that. And
it's me a little crisp Friday night as well, which
is gonna be a little bit better as well.

Speaker 16 (45:39):
That's true. Yeah. Another one that's happening on Friday, a
little closer to home is Winter on the Avenue.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
This is Park.

Speaker 16 (45:47):
Avenue, So if you want the highbrow Holidays celebration, they
are going to have strolling carollers, kicks off at five,
ends at nine, jazz on performances, tree lighting, and this
year they did bring back their free carousels. It's this
cute little carousel that's in front of City Hall, free

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to ride. It's really pretty just kind of sets a
whole classic Christmas tone there. And then happening starting on Friday, Tomorrow, Saturday,
and Sunday all the way through the twenty first is
the Oh What Fun Holiday Festival at the Lake Nona
Town Center. So another free event nightly snowfall. They have

(46:31):
a great little market, they do performances. So this is
a little bit more rather than like your hallmark movie
Christmas that you would find at like Mount Dora or
Park Avenue, Lake Nonah has a little bit more of
like a high tech kind of modern Christmas field.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (46:51):
Yes, you're you know, in your parking garage and you
got your zeros and ones everywhere. It's very urban. Let's
see also in the Noona area on Saturday from eleven
am to nine thirty pm at Nona Adventure Park, they
are doing the Christmas Fiesta and that is going to
be another holiday market, live music and a car show

(47:13):
from eleven to five and karaoke from four thirty to
six thirty. Yeah, what could go wrong?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Nothing says karaoke or nothing says Christmas like a sixty
seven Camaro in karaoke. Yes, I'm on this karaoke at
a Christmas fiesta?

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah right, you might as well. Do you have to
sign a passport to go to all three of those things?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
And Chris Christmas Oke or something like that? Is it
only Christmas songs?

Speaker 16 (47:38):
Or I think it's a crowd choice perhaps? Oh wow,
May I suggest Felice Navi dot.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Here would be the karaoke DJ to be only saying Christmas. Ah,
it's Christmas and here's a Christmas event. You think you're
gonna go with piano man right now?

Speaker 16 (47:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
You should be doing that? No, Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 16 (48:00):
Oh thank god. Twos and now we are going to
take a moment and chat about the front Yard Holiday
Festival at the Doctor Phillips Center and it is supported
by all kinds of businesses because this thing is free,
and I was there this morning, got to say hi

(48:20):
to mister Jack Bradshaw as he set up the iHeart
Radio booth that's there, and this place is gorgeous. So
as we pulled up, my son was with me this morning,
and I kind of knew what to expect with the
front Yard Festival, but this just blew it away for me.
It's it really is like stepping foot into a story book.

(48:41):
It's got that old wood craftman European market field cool.
So you've got different archways you're walking through, and lights everywhere, trees,
there's fire pits. The grand opening ceremony is happening in
one hour, but it is a free festival to go
to in front of the Doctor Phillips Center, and there's

(49:02):
different events happening throughout, including Sunday nights. They are doing
movie nights and so there's a six fifteen showing and
an eight thirty showing. The one that's happening this Sunday
is Doctor Seuss's The Grinch, followed by the Polar Express
on the following Sunday and more from there, so you
can check out. I think it's Doctor Phillipsenter dot Org.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Nice all that besides our.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Side, of course, eighty live eighty performances over the next
twenty eight nights. It's open every night and it's free.
They have outdoor fire pits, they have a tree lighting
every night. Santa with the biggest Santa chair I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Y's like a throne.

Speaker 13 (49:40):
Really.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah. They've got a bar, They've got food vendors. It's
really cool. Cool. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (49:46):
The outdoor bar is really really cool. It kind of
reminded me of like Bryant Park in New York, if
anybody's been up there. And let's see. Another huge celebration
on Sunday is Crampis Fest. We are one of the
largest Rampfest fest in the nation is held here in Orlandos.
So that's happening Sunday from two to nine pm in

(50:07):
six deal with those guys.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Really yeah, yeah, to be Crampus, you know, Grandpa Crampas.

Speaker 16 (50:13):
It's a good way to celebrate your birthday. Yeah, you
just kick it off all the way through the weekend.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
It's a lot of fun and there's a meet and
greet with Crampis. At least there was last year and
the year before.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
The Christmas Demon.

Speaker 16 (50:25):
Yeah, and there are like parents that bring their kids
uh and get terrorized pictures. I'm not a fan of that,
but to each their own.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
You know, the elf on the shelf isn't working, and
maybe go see Crampus.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Hey honey, Hey honey, tell the goat beast what you
want for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
It's the parking lot by the Plots Alive, across from
Beefy King next to t g Lee.

Speaker 13 (50:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I've been there a couple of times. It's fun.

Speaker 16 (50:49):
They do craft beer and it's it's so it's family
friendly until like six o'clock and then it's like get out.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
That thing says christ is like get out. What's really
cool is you're seeing all the people who dress up.
It's very like it's like a con or something.

Speaker 16 (51:08):
Really Yeah, yeah, you're right. It's Grandpa's gone. That's got
to be a thing. If somebody hasn't done that yet, Oh.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
My gosh, I'm buying it.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Trade market.

Speaker 16 (51:18):
And lastly, something to plan ahead for. This is happening Wednesday,
December tenth. It's Pitch a Friend. So I think I
mentioned this a week or two where ago they had
their first one in Orlando. So Pitch a friend is
if you have a single friend that you were hoping
to put on the market, you do a presentation for them,
So you're essentially pitching to the rest of the venue

(51:40):
your friend and why you should date them. And this
one is happening at Live at the Point Orlando. They
do a different you know, kind of icebreakers and games,
and then if you have signed up in advance, you
get to do your three to five minute presentation on
your friend and hopefully they will get a date.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Man, that sounds a little dangerous someone being honest with you,
a little dangerous, right, Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Could be showing up looking for love, walking away losing
a friend.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I love man, you walk away? Oh for two on
some of those I've not heard of anything like that.
That's a very interesting concept, and.

Speaker 16 (52:18):
They've done it in other cities. So Orlando is the
next one on the list. I think Tampa does it
as well. So this is I think it's a great idea.
I think if hopefully you have the right friend group
who is going to support you and help make a
good connection for you. So that's again Wednesday, December tenth
at seven pm. I'm an optimist.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Yes, I would not get sold my friends would do
a very bad job that people would run.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
I do love the idea, and I really hope that
it works because anything that helped any type of person,
the person interaction and the sense of a relationship, even
if it's a friend.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I am four ross. How would you sell Jack?

Speaker 6 (53:01):
All right?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
No, he wanted to hear that closed.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Which if you were the guy, if you were his
wingman and you had to sell this guy and you
were trying to get him a date, and you're you're
trying to pass him off to somebody, do you what
would that sound like? All right? So do you know
the Ninja Turtles? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:20):
All right, Well you know the purple one, the smart one,
the one who does you know, a lot of work,
but it's always behind the scenes, and it's always like
kind of nerdy stuff, but it's always super efficient, all
the effort.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
He's really good with a bow staff as well.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
That was just a jug for me and you, and
that was me testing the you know how what your
sense of humor is fictional?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Lady on this pitch a friend thing.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
He's also very reliable, but when he speaks to you,
you will be in a whirlwind of confusion and you
won't exactly know if he's sarcastic or not.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Speaks very he speaks cryptically. Yeah, but it's really fun
finding it out. Oh, by the way, you get ready
to share a meal. This guy's cheap.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Oh my god, he's not the biggest fan of spicy food.
And he loves Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, you like the you like nice purses, Get ready
to windows shop. You aren't getting one, you can look
at it in Its overall definitely worth your time. I
would agree with that, right.

Speaker 16 (54:24):
Yeah, you had like the first minute of the Dono
Tello uh uh situation was was doing was pretty good,
but you gotta throw in a little bit of spice.
We gotta find some spice for Jack.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Jack cel Ross, lanky, funny. Let's see, he's uh.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Mostly clean, kiddo.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
You've heard his male massage story. Got caught by like
you like dudes with jeans are about an inch too high.
It's a hyph thing, it's a hype thing by bad
jeans thing. It's I don't shot thing. He tries hard,
but just don't smell him too close again. Both of

(55:12):
you guys are kunting of for each other. And see
you guys attack my smell because you know it is
a ten out of ten. I smell great. You smell
like code red or whatever it is extreme red. Baby.
All right, it's a good thing.

Speaker 16 (55:24):
Both of these gentlemen are taking.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Yes, a very good thing, said the optimist.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Yeah, Danny, thank you so much. It's always good seeing
you again. That's Orlando Date Nightguide dot com. If you
have the fam I want to do something cool there
Orlando hyphen Dating or excuse me, Orlando Hyphenparenting dot com
and the podcast will have all this as well. But
there's so much more in the in the magazine and
online you can find plenty more things. These are just
a few that are happening, but they find a bunch

(55:50):
of stuff for you. But Danny, thank you very much,
thank you, and.

Speaker 16 (55:53):
Thanks for letting me be here on your birthday.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
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Speaker 6 (56:58):
Guys, Man, the easiest way to sell jack to somebody
is show them a picture of gym and.

Speaker 11 (57:06):
Say, look these you guys are the same age.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Man, you want some good jeans. Look at this fella
drinking Happy birthday, Jimbo your money man. I didn't know
you like naked hugs. Next time I see you, I'll
get you one. Man, What are you naked hugs? I
let the monsters know I'm gonna let you guys know too.
Coleb crew.

Speaker 17 (57:27):
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minutes I listened to to you guys?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
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Speaker 18 (57:38):
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Sweet thank you. You can't wait to listen next year.
Keep it up, guys, Thank you brother for ninety two.

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Make us your number one pre set plead.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
You said your wife gave you a naked hug today? Shoot,
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very nice. Welcome back on Jim. There's deb Hello, Jack
is here? Yeah, And I was just thinking about that.
Are to get past? Are to get it past an
open bathroobe in the morning? Yeah? No. Last year we

(58:10):
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to real Radio because today was the day that I
the iHeart app put out How much you've been listening
and what's what you've been listening to the most? What
podcasts you listen to the most? Congratulations to the news
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Nice w j r R to the rock station. They
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our listeners can see how many minutes they've listened to
real Radio, and I think we should have Like I
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I think i'd be great, right, absolutely, Yeah, that's a
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That's awesome. So this time of the year, a lot
of things happen. You know that a lot of these
year end lists come out, and actually, what are the more?

(59:16):
I do too? Every single time. I think it's fascinating,
I really do, because it really shows you how quickly
the news and information cycle kind of go around. Like
things that you would have thought happened in April like,
oh my god, you know, this is such an unbelievable story.
We'll never forget this. And then you know, you'll get
the top ten items. It's not even the top thirty items,
you know, for things that have been searched and stuff.

(59:39):
So they did this for Google and every year they
do the Google's Year in Search, and they revealed what
was the most searched thing on Google this year? You
guys want to take a shot at what number one is.
Charlie Kirk. I'll go ai, Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk is
the answer. Ah, yeah, Charlie Kirk was the number one

(01:00:02):
searched thing last year. And you gotta think about how
impressive that is. I mean, that happened when three months ago?

Speaker 19 (01:00:10):
I think?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
So when was that? By the way, was that in
uh September? I'm looking it up right now, so it
means all that stuff that happened before September. You know,
that event still you know, kind of ruled the Internet
for quite enough where it still made the impact of
being the number one search item for the year.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Yes September.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, am I saying something crazy that,
at least here in this country that it was the
biggest news story. I think it was the biggest news
story of twenty twenty five. So, I mean, I'm not
that shocked that it was google googled thing. Do you
guys believe that? Do you guys think it was the
biggest new story of twenty twenty five?

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I least see my claim is in American news if
you take the Continental US.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah, yeah, I can't think of a bigger news story. Well,
nothing else happened that changed governments and you know in
building names and road names and stuff, and of course
that did, so, you know, I think it's all. I
think it's the Charlie Kirk thing for sure. I think
that was probably the biggest impactful story of the news
in twenty twenty five. What do you think? Number two?

Speaker 13 (01:01:07):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
This is a pop culture thing strange things? No, uh,
Swift and Kelsey No, that's a good guess though, bad bunny. No.
And this is this thing that none of us really
should know. Actually does that help Epstein? I I don't
think any of us have any connection to this in
any way, shape or form. You, I mean, you would

(01:01:29):
be the closest. Oh god, well that's not good. K
pop demon hunters, Oh yeah, K Pop. Demon Hummer Hunters
was number two. Don't sit Demon Hummers is a totally
different machine tomorrow. Yeah, Demon Hummers also really I mean
use that tomorrow. See people remember it's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Also really fun cool car club in Northern Florida that
is really sick of the jokes man. Uh yeah, I
never watched it, but I always wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
How about this one? This one's a toy that was
a big toy this year. Come on, what, Slinky Jack,
You're the worst big toy Big toy, big toy cards. Yeah,
pop culture toy. La Boo boo dolls, Oh la boo boo? Yeah,
number three for uh la boo boo dolls. Number four

(01:02:20):
is the iPhone seventeen, which is wild that you would
google the iPhone on Yeah, on your sixteen. Yeah, one big,
the one, Big Beautiful Bill was the number fifth most
searched thing. A politician was number six.

Speaker 13 (01:02:35):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Yeah, a politician that really just came on the scene. Yeah,
that's it. Zorn Zor and Mandami was the number six
most searched item on Google last year. I don't even
know what this one is, So you guys are be
able to help me out. What is deep seek Deep
see deep seek? What is that that is? That was

(01:02:56):
number seven? Government shut down was number eight. Here's one
that you are going to love. Ross. This is the
only sports item in the entire top ten. Or are
we talking some soccer stuff? Are we talking World Cup?
FIFA World Cup? Yeah, that's number nine. I'm guessing people
trying to find out where the finals are or where
the matches are going to be and stuff, you know,

(01:03:18):
how to get tickets and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
So just when the portal is open, when you can
and cannot buy tickets it's impossible.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yeah, yeah. And then lastly would be the tariffs people
trying to kind of understand and sift through all the
information about the tariffs and find out how that was
probably going to affect them their business, them personally. Now
when it comes to people, all right, who do you
think the most searched people of twenty twenty five are?

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Patro Pascal and his sudden weird you turn on being
super likable and then not for his touchy weight that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
No, it's the only it's the only thing that made
both these lists, So that should actually kind of map
it out for you. Donald Trump, Zorn Mndami Oh, I
thought it was going to be Diddy that was the
number one searched person in twenty twenty five. Is that
guy right there? That's kind of crazy, right considering I mean,
did most people know who this guy was until this
may oral race? Areo? Nope? Yeah? I mean who is

(01:04:12):
Tyler Robinson? I believe? Is he one of the shooters?

Speaker 20 (01:04:16):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Is he the s He was the Charlie Kirk shooter,
I believe, So okay, he was number two. Do you guys,
do you guys know anything about this story about this
girl that was found in the trunk of a car
at an airport? Yeah? With David, Yeah, David singer, David
the pop singer. David is the number three search person
on Google in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
And is now I believe, a suspect. Yeah, area person
of interest.

Speaker 16 (01:04:37):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
The Erica Kirk was number four, Pope Leo was number five,
Shador Sanders number six. Who is Bonnie Blue? Is she
a porn star? He's looking at rosso?

Speaker 13 (01:04:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Well yeah, because I know, yes, yeah she is. And
also I'm just gonna say we're not gonna act like
Jim didn't know, No, I didn't know. We're not gonna
act like we do, we just body blue. But why
would she be one of the most search people on
the internet if she's just a porn star. I'm not
trying to discount as me. Oh you know which one
that is? I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yeah you do, Yeah you do. She went viral for
guys like a thousand and then she was going to
be in that glass box in London and let anybody
do whatever they wanted. And isn't I believe Also she
had to go to the hospital after that. Oh yeah,
both she and her best friend. Those were very disturbing videos.
No for them talking about it just so nonchalantly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
It was like, do you really Jim's over so gross?
Like we just brought up ice cream. I truthfully did not.
I mean, I remember the story now, but I did
not remember who she was at that point. But I
remember a story a photograph from that story of the
line of dudes, and it was not good because they

(01:05:50):
were all in line, and they all looked like they
just came from the basement, and they were all wearing masks.
They didn't want anybody to know who they were, but
they were gonna go in there and get them a
piece of Bonnie Blue. It was Yeah, yeah, nothing like
uh you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Know, it's it's such a reflection and just like so
wild when people everyone has a platform. Yeah, so then
you're going to I don't know, it's just insane to
think that. I guess porn stars still have been famous
through for decades.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Yeah, but doing stunts like that was never like a
thing in like the seventies, eighties and nineties, working that,
I mean, there would be there would be like you know,
a lot of you know, there'd be like a gangbang scenario.
Not to be crass, but there would be that, But
it was nothing like these marathon scenarios where well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
In twenty twenty five, she claimed to have had sex
with one thou fifty seven men in a single day
in an attempt to set a world record. Yeah, couldn't
she try, Like, I mean, I guess she gets crossed,
say tidy winks, but it sounds like she already did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Caroline Levitt was the number eight searched person on Google
last year, pfably her Thanksgiving Who is Andy Byron? I
don't know? And Andy Biern Andy Byron was the number
nine search person. Feels like Google, it feels like he
us me ten bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Oh you know Andy Byron is astronomer CEO Andy Byron,
HR chief Kristen Cabot caught at the col Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Why would he trend and not her? I mean because
he's the CEO.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Of the CEO.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Oh I see, yeah, that makes sense. And then lastly
is a television personality Aralo that had a political run in.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Stephen A.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Smith announced that I think he's going to take some
legal action or possibly considering that. Mark Sanshaw thing today
about that. Jimmy Kimmel number ten, Oh wow, Okay. The
list for twenty twenty five's most trending and searched people
on Google.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
I've never I don't know anybody whoever like is he's
Are you talking about like suing the government or something?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Or legal action?

Speaker 11 (01:07:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
I've always thought like, what do you guys do? Why
waste your time?

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Imagine going to HR and complaining to HR about HR
explain it, you know, thinking that something good is going
to happen out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
And then they had this last list is the most well,
actually they have a bunch of them. It's the search
top search deaths of twenty twenty five. Number one, of course,
Charlie Kirk. Then you have Yeah, this is another one too,
because do you remember who died? Yeah, I tell you that,
it's kind of amazing that one of these got searched
more than the other. Gene Hackman's number two, Ozzy number three.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
What do you think that? But here's the thing. There
was controversy with Hackney, the same thing with Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
Yea, because people a lot of people didn't know who
Charlie Kirk was. We had someone text the first time
they heard his name was on our show and now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Taking a shot.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
So when you don't know, then then you're more likely
to search for information. Gene Hackman, there was a mystery
about his death and it was ongoing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Who was in the house? You let the dog in?
Who let the dog out?

Speaker 20 (01:08:51):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
So people were dogs out.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
People would google Gene Hackman's death. Ozzy, we kind of
it's on all coming. We knew and then you know,
he wasn't there anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Ann Burrell, remember the chef Ambrell They found out that
chief because that was also a under her show on
because and it turned out that she committed suicide overdosed
in her shower Diane Keaton, which is kind of impressive
because she just passed and made it to five on
the list. Michelle Tracktenberg, Yep, I do not know who
that is.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
She's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She played Buffy's younger sister,
as well as other shows as well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Pope Francis Yep, Hult Cogan, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Val Kilmer
all end up that list right there. And then lastly,
the trending actor of twenty twenty five and number one
is it was part of a show that you guys
loved for a while. It got hotter than anything and
if I say two words, you'll know it immediately. But

(01:09:42):
this guy after this show like blew the blank up.
And I never heard this guy's name before he started
this show that I believe is on is Disney.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Channel talking about that like Adam Scott now the Mandalorian,
Oh Pedro, Pascal Pedro pass the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
One that Ross was just mentioning, was super you know, popular,
and then super touchy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
He was Zaddy and I still like him, and I
don't I don't understand why people don't. It's still weird
that people don't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
It feels like a narrative got pushed Ryan, like, you're
not supposed to like him anymore, but I still like him.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Kind of wild man. I'd never even heard of the
cat and then like now, then the next thing you
know is like on every red carpet out there, and
I've never even heard him. Oh he was huge.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
This is a couple of years ago. This is what
happens when you don't watch Game of Thrones. Yeah, because
that's how he got famous.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
This is years ago. He was in that Narco show
as well. Yeah, Malachi Barton, don't know who that is.
He's the number two searched actor. Walton Goggins finally getting
his ups. That's so cool. Yeah, Pamela Anderson, Charlie Sheen,
Eric Dane, because Eric Dane I believe has als. I

(01:10:49):
believe so. Yeah, And he's going through the whole thing.
They're trying to get him some he's trying to find
roles where he can do that. And he's talked about
it now and actually he's being very very kind of
frank about his dealing with it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
It's it's kind of a I think it's worth noting
that everything that you just said, those are the what
all the celebrities of twenty twenty five. Yes, googled Mickey
Madison or Mikey Madison, Aubrey Plazer, Adam Aubrey Plaza, Adam Sandler,
Justin Baldoni.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
So, Malachi Barton is only eighteen years old and has
made a name for himself through diverse roles and Disney
Channel productions. A lot of young girls looking at Malachi
Barton real fast.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
That list is so sad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
And if you want another reminder of what like Hollywood
and movies and just like that being a cornerstone of
our storytelling as a country, it being dead and that
we only as an audience want real stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
If you were to go through that list again, Jim,
none of it is for their art.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
All of it is for their controversy or their death.
Baldoni is a lawsuit. You keep going als Audrey Plaza,
everyone loves her?

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
That was Google. Yeah. Her husband's suicide. Her husband's suicide,
not from a show, not from a movie, only from
real life is what's pushing those goods interesting? Yeah? And
then lastly, here won this up because Ross is here today.
Trending games in twenty twenty five, What do you think
came in number one.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Expedition thirty three, Claire Obscure, got I'm a nerd.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
That was a lot of silence is number one?

Speaker 16 (01:12:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Battlefield six, Hollow Night, Silk Song, Yeah, Arc Raiders The Elder, Scrolls,
God almighty, I'm just literally feeling myself losing Scrolls. What though?
Four The Oblivionymaster, Yeah, there we go. There got Borderlands four,
Pokemon Legends, z Through a Monster Hunter, Wild's, Madden NFL

(01:12:41):
twenty six and Clash Royale end up the top ten
games of twenty twenty five. I played Expedition thirty three.
I beat it. It will win Game of the Year,
one of the best games I've ever played. All right
for seven nine six four one text us at seven
to seven zero three one back on a second with
more of the Jim Colbert Show.

Speaker 12 (01:13:09):
Good afternoon, Clbert, cru Hi, This is Michigan, Chuck. I
forgot all about my heart telling me how many hours
I listened last year, and it was seventy five and
forty nine hours, not including from here on out. But
who's counting? And you are my number one preset. Thank
you you so I know I'm not on the top,

(01:13:30):
but I'm up there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
You are, Chuck love you guys. Thank you buddy listener.

Speaker 21 (01:13:34):
Stay warm, Jimmy, I have a question and you are
probably one of the best people to answer it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Uh huh.

Speaker 21 (01:13:41):
So I'm friends with a couple who really like steak.
They cook steak at home multiple nights a week instead
of going out to a restaurant. So for Christmas, my
wife and I wanted to get them a gift card
to a local butcher that has nice cuts of meat.
Problem is, my wife and I don't eat meat, so
we can see what the price par pound is for
you know, different cuts, but I don't really know how

(01:14:01):
much like a steak. Ways, what's like a reasonable gift
card amount for two steaks? That's a fine question.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
And would you send them to Petties? I probably. I
don't know where they are in town. I mean, you
didn't tell me where they were, but I mean there
are a number of places. Petties is definitely one of them.
WASH's Meat Marketed, and yeah, was SE's in Melbourne is
another one. You're gonna get some quality beef over there.
What was that place that Jim used to used to
endorse quite a while. There's a Valari Gourmet. Yeah, Cavalary gourmet.
There's one up in up in the Ovedo area. May

(01:14:32):
they have two locations. I don't really, you know, when
it comes to getting good steaks, I probably I stay
away from the grocery stores because the marbling on those
steaks just isn't right. And I think that when you're
buying like good quality steak, you're gonna be expecting to
pay you know, maybe you know, twenty bucks a pound
for it. So I mean, if you get to you know,
anywhere from I think a twelve out steak is pretty good.

(01:14:53):
I think, you know, forty fifty dollars gift cards should
cover you, buddy. That'll cover you well.

Speaker 19 (01:15:00):
May your hair meat, your calling expectations. Oh, may your
shirt never rise and your pants never sag well in
the buffet line, and may your teeth never fall out
during the dessert course. Happy birthday, little brother, and many
many more to come.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Thank you, buddy, appreciate that very much. All the wonderful
happy birthdays. I thank you greatly so much.

Speaker 9 (01:15:22):
Love.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
I'm there's deb Hello Jack Rossery. Well, I tell you
we'll do that next because we only have a few
minutes and I want to I want to savorite Jack.
You know, Netflix actually just announced that they're ending something
on their app. I don't know how much you guys
use your Netflix app or whatever. By the way, I

(01:15:42):
watched another couple episodes of land Man last night. I'm
a couple in I have to tell you, dude, it's
pretty show. It's pretty darn good. Now. I never got
into the Yellowstone thing, but you can certainly see the
writing styles are the same. Same. Dude, Taylor Sheridan, I
think it's correct writer director of the whole nine yards.
I think he had a co writer for some of
the scripts and stuff, but he is, you know, it's

(01:16:04):
his idea of the whole nine yards. Land Man, if
I remember, it means land manager and it's Billy Bob Thornton,
and that person's job is to secure leases for oil.
So I guess ay, lease land so that the oil
companies come in and drill and find oil. Then they
pay the person who has who they have the lease
with money based on how much oil they get, and

(01:16:24):
that person, the land man, negotiates those deals and then
manages those dereks on those people's lands. And this is
the story of one that's dealing with that. And of
course they can create drama wherever. Billy Bob is a
really interesting character and interesting actor. I've never seen somebody
that I know for a fact that I could beat
completely to death. Be that terrifying? Like that dude is

(01:16:47):
probably five to six, probably weighs one hundred and sixty
five pounds, is not threatening. Is not one of those
guys you think, well, this guy's going to throw me
in a headlock and choke me out. But for some reason,
this dude is horrifying. He doesn't scare. Have you seen
the show Ross, I have not, but I'm a pretty
big fan of Billy Bob Thornton from a far Yeah,
I have to tell you, I think that you will

(01:17:08):
like this. I mean, they give this guy so many
choice lines. He's got these what do you call those things?
Jack where he always had like a little saying that
he uses for for every little instance, right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and aside.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
A metaphor or something.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Yeah, like those little quips you know, colloquial colloquialism, colloquialism.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah yeah, Oh, give yourself a buzz Okay, I said
it first. I'm giving you you need to look at
me when you say that. Oh my god, Oh my no.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
I said to Jack to give himself a buzzer himself.
Does he can? Okay, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
I said it first. I just said it wrong and
I didn't say it successfully. I'm so proud of Yeah.
So Netflix is ending this and it has nothing. It
has nothing to do with the programming. I have nothing
to do with the programming, don't mean no, oh, something
to do with their their screen. And the funny is,

(01:18:06):
I don't know anybody that does this, but I have
to tell you we've done it one time ever. Oh
and it was the coolest thing. Pick No, I have
no idea. I don't know how many. You can't cast
anymore with Netflix. So you can't cast your Netflix from
your phone, from your phone to your TV anymore. Oh boo. Yeah,

(01:18:28):
they're ending that, it says, uh Netflix. I made several
major moves, some of them frustrated subscribers and some of
them pleased. This year at the beginning move that are
angered users as the streaming giant increased its prices, but
it also reduced its ability to cast. It cannot cast anymore,
so you cannot send the content from your phone to

(01:18:50):
your television anymore and use that to view content.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
You could want to do that in like if you're
in a rental place, you don't want to sign into
the one on the television and get the cast to it.
But I guess also if you have it on your device,
you could go somewhere and then kind of share it
for everyone to watch. Yeah, and it kind of prevents
you from being able to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
We've we've used it in hotels just exactly the reason
you say, Jack, because we don't want to log onto
the system there or whatever and forget to log out
and forget to log out it. And by the way,
we've run into a number of matter of fact, when
we checked in for Margaritaville for this past year's Best
Up Challenge, the condo that we got there, every single
television was still logged into the kid's account for Netflix

(01:19:33):
and stuff. You watch some heinous stuff to that I
should have done. That's pretty funny though. Yeah. They quietly
removed the option for its subscribers to cast content from
its mobile app to most TV streaming devices, including Chrome
Cast with Google and Google TV Streamer. According to the
Android Authority, it said the it appears the update rolled

(01:19:54):
The update rolled out over the last few weeks and
subscribers noticed that the cast button wasn't there more. Did
you ever use that roster? You get? I think like
once or twice over the last like a bunch of years.
And maybe that's why they did it. But I mean,
if it's there and it works, I really don't understand.
It doesn't really give a reason why they pulled it.
Probably upkeep, Yeah, I guess it could, because I mean

(01:20:15):
it's not like, oh, we coded it once, we're all good.
We're all good, Like you got to keep your eye
out on all of those features, and it probably just
doesn't get used enough to justify the idea of reprogramming
or maintaining it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
That's my best guess, is it to me? Like, how
do you guys stream? What box do you use? I
use an Xbox. Yeah, in the sense like that's.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Where all of my apps are. Oh really yeah? No,
I you mean for your television?

Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Yeah, we just used the TV. I mean, all my
apps are right on my smart TV, so we don't
use it like for that. And my Xbox isn't set
up in the main room. It's in my studio to
have it on my TV.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
But I also have a fire stick all right, and
so some of them are on the fire six some
are on the TV.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I guess you can still cast it like a Google
Nest Smart Hub and stuff like that. But for the
most part, it's all done. You just straight TV.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Yeah, you just got all the apps on the smart TV. Yeah,
because the well, we don't even have an Xbox, so well,
I no, I mean, I wasn't expected he's a PS
guy yet. Even then, even then, if you have a
Sony that can also download, I would think I don't
have the PlayStation, but you can download Netflix, you can
download HBO on Oh, we have all of those, but

(01:21:24):
on the PlayStation are also on the TV.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Just on the TV because the PlayStation is in the
other room.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Yeah, that's the same thing, all right. For seven nine
four one texts seven seven zero three one, the guys
were nice enough to give me some gifts for my birthday.
I'll open those next Hey, guys, I hope you guys
are doing well. So last year, I guess twenty twenty five,
I had ninety eight and sixteen minutes of listening to
real Radio. Happy Bud Day, Jim, Thanks bye, thank you, buddy. Damn,

(01:21:54):
I knew there was a reason why I hated December four.

Speaker 19 (01:21:58):
Now I know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Come on me too, buddy, I'm only a seventy nine
and seventy seven minutes. Appreciate you guys, Thank you, tell you, buddy,
appreciate it. It's Cobra crew beatm Bright here. But yeah,
I just got my listener thing from iHeart. It says
I have one hundred and seven eight and eighty three
hours listen and then congratulations, you're in the top ten

(01:22:22):
percent of real radio listeners. Birthday, Jim, I'll have a
going thank you dude. That's the most I've heard so far.
Good job, buddy, Thank you, appreciate your hatredage, appetiate it,
Welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Deb then Jack, Yi and Ross.
It's all true. He will have Ross thoughts here in
about an hour or so. Very excited. Yeah, uh, who

(01:22:45):
goes first on this? What do you What do you
guys want to do? Do you guys have an order?
You'll mean to do this?

Speaker 14 (01:22:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Ross has to go last. I'll go last. Today's my birthday,
so the guy's got me some gifts and all that.
We were rushed a little bit today because we had
some business take care before the program. So we did
not get answer.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
Do this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
I'll go first. You can switch one of mine.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Start with that box gift in the middle. You are
a gamer, now, everything about you screams gamer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
So the the gift wrap on that box? Oh my god,
did you just fall? I thought I thought you tore
a there. So you need you need to I'm gonna
punch you in the spleen as soon as you go
to break. You need to identify and then tell the
audience what your gift wrap. I'm not holding up right here.
I'll hold it up to the camera. There you get

(01:23:31):
a real radio don f M slash watch dot com.
You can do it there. But Zelda gift wrapping paper
I cool. I actually thought this was Ross's. But that's you,
Haun Jackson. Yeah yeah, all right, very nice. That is
very cool? Is buying gift rap? What are you talking about?
All right, let's see what we got here. Yeah, we

(01:23:52):
need some gift wrapping music there, all right? Oh we
get some bossa Nova instead. Oh I thought it was
lou Reid. Okay, hey look at there, dude, I like that.
Look at that. Look at that shirt. That's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Extra medium, it's it's extra media. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
In front of the camera so the good people can
see your new golf shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Look at that I don't have I don't have a
pink one. It's got golf balls on, so legit is golf.
Well that's very cool, Jack, Thank you very much. Sure
you got them a pink golf shirt. I remember years
ago I got him a purple golf shirt. I still
have it. Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
He's waiting until he's the right size to wear that
one next year, and they go, that's why I.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Got him extra medium, all right. And the bag too.
The bag, yeah, the bag is from you as well.
Yeah what Normally people smile when they get all right, huh,

(01:25:08):
oh my god, a bag of sweet heat snack mix.
This was meant for Scott Maxwell, but no gift.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
It's meant for you to think of Scott Maxwell every.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Time you have almonds, cashews, corn nuggets.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
You like nuts in case my breath gets too good corn.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Nuggets, without a doubt anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
I appreciate it. Thank you very much, very sweet of you.
Next up would be the blue box.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
That one is from me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Look how expertly gift wrapped it is. Oh no, there's
deb Jack and then Ross, and then Jack has two gifts,
and then there's a box over here from Deb, which
is a gift, and then there's no more boxes.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
I'm sure it's gonna he's gonna have a great story.
But look at that gift wrap chob on that that
looks pro Still again.

Speaker 14 (01:26:06):
Not another box.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Hold it up before you tear it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
I am going to so Deb wrap this like it
came from bird Dwarfs. No, actually, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Holding it wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Heard it the other way. Okay, there you go. It's
way different.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
The boot hangs in this way where it's supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
That's a badass bottle opener though very cool. It's a
Texas bottle opener boot, cowboy boot, cowboy boot, and it's
tied in a knot very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
My mom wrapped that for you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
It's a theme that's very cool right there by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
It's line dancing lessons. Still, I can't say the other box.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
You can't box love.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
I would have given you the sweeteed hat. I know,
am get the keeps on giving dude. Oh yeah, you
can't open that, but yeah, I was gonna say, her
mother rat this. I can't open it up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Oh, dude, what are you doing again? Normally you smile
when you receive gifts from Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Dude, that's very sweet of you.

Speaker 13 (01:27:15):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Wow, that's too much, deb What is it? It's a
bottle of wood for reserve. Nice box and what else
is in there? And it's got a really nice whiskey
glass in there as well, which I can use on
the way to dinner tonight.

Speaker 20 (01:27:31):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
You can have a glass of that while you're wearing
Jack's new golf shirt.

Speaker 9 (01:27:36):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Check that out. Thank you so much, deb Very cool,
very cool. I have a sip of this and just
a few you guys want sbourbon? Very nice?

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Good boss answered yes, does he get to have any
If you're.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Asking, I'll answer it's something if you want to go
ahead and run a bit. Thank you, Debora. I appreciate it.
Welcome and here we are. There it is man, I
appreciate it. Thank you very much, guys. Very very very
sweet of you. Guys. Thank you Devin. Jack you're also oss.

(01:28:12):
Thank you so much. Well, I haven't given you your
gifts yet. No wait, I didn't see that. Well it's
because I don't. I mean I kind of talked to
Jack a little bit about this, and I don't know
what the rules are.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
So I kind of have to give you your gift
off premises. Let's just say how many ounces was that
Woodford reserve?

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
I don't know. It's a normal bottle, probably like maybe
twenty four, twenty four ounces, thirty two maybe, I don't know,
somewhere around there. Well, why are you asking? What about
one hundred and fifty milligrams? Was one thing? One shot?
This is a seven to fifty bottles seven to fifty millions?

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Yeah, yeah, you throw that down with this thing that
I've found that's two hundred milligrams of caffeine of one
hundred and fifty milligrams and some other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
And I asked, Jackie, I can't really bring it into
the building. You can't. Is it in your car? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I got a feeling that you have anything, dude. No, No,
it's coffee flavored. It's coffee flavoring. I did it once,
I'll never do it again. But you want me to
do this. That's what he's giving you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
Something he can't bring in because of the employee handble
company policy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
And I don't even know what I am the law
in general. I mean, if you're asking, I'm gonna answer. Okay,
let me ask a question. When I get said gift
from you, can I travel with said gift? Will you
actually be will you be handing me a crime? I

(01:29:46):
think you're good. What do you mean you think I'm
doing a crime? I got some of these a while back,
and I was like, oh, I know who might like this,
and we're gonna find out up to you though I don't.
It's okay, you're not saying anything. It's just an arrow
now in your quiver. If you want to change a Tuesday,

(01:30:08):
I turned it into a Saturday, because that's the next
thing you'll remember, dude, did you Yeah, it's two hundred
milligrams of caffeine and I believe one hundred and fifty
milligrams of Uh. I know exactly. I know what you're saying. Yeah, dude,
it's like you wanted me to do this for a
very long time. Oh no, it's not one of the
one of those. I mean it might be if you
if you also want that doublehead, you can make that

(01:30:28):
happen as well. Is it double headed? No, I mean
it's double aheaded us. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't even know if you're about that.
But I also enjoyed that when I had it for
like a week, just in my belongings. I always liked
knowing that, I like, man, it's I could just I'm
going to go to Mars piece. But I never would
really go to Mars outside of the first time I

(01:30:58):
did it. But it was really nice to owing that
I had two tickets to paradise at all times?

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Are you guys confused? Do you have any idea what
he's getting? You know what it is?

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
I have an idea, Jack, Do you have an idea?

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
I do because he gave me a little more information
on the break When I'm like, are you sure you want.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
To say that on the air? I mean, I mean,
can you okay? Can I ask a question? Yeah? Do
you buy this retail or from a dude named Jeremy Both?

Speaker 21 (01:31:25):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
I think his name was Brandon. Yeah, why dr No,
he just shaved him off. I think he just got
a haircut. He was turning some stuff around. Now, why
would you think I'd want to do whatever you have
in mind? Because it's fun and different. I don't know.
I've never seen I mean, I've never seen these numbers before.
What do you mean these numbers. What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
That's just a lot of caffeine and a lot of
other stuff. What is the other Why can't you say
the other stuff? Why can't you say that that's a
bad sign? I mean plausible deniability. Yeah, thank you, because
this is all ability, This is all on record, about
to be posted on the internet forever, and people are listening.

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
So I'm trying to really be a little choosy on
what details. All I'm saying is two hundred milligrams of caffeine,
one fifty milligrams of wowsers, Buckle up. This thing makes
you go, I'll take the front row. This is yeah.
Is it tickets to see Chase? No, no it's.

Speaker 13 (01:32:25):
Not.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
But if you I mean, it might make you buy
tickets to see my brother. It was a very fun time.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
I don't even know if you're supposed to parse it out,
Oh my god, man, but I'm pretty sure it's just
like a five hour energy shot.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
It does not feel like that. It's like a five
hour energy stop. Yeah, but if it was a five
hour energy shot, you can explain what's in it. You
can go, well, it's some iguanie, or it's this and that.
But you can't. You're just saying other stuff. Yeah, plausible deniability,
a legend you selling's not like the health secretary right now.

(01:33:01):
But but I but I got I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
I think you're going to enjoy it if you want
to change like one of your days on your Christmas break?

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Can I ride with it in the cab of my truck? Yes,
you can legally? Uh oh man, well ah. When he
said the word legally, you can't answer.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
I bought it legally.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
You bought it legally.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
Yeah, it's you getting go to places. All you have
to do is lie a little bit and then it's legal.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Well, I mean you could buy anything if you lie
a little bit. I could buy a baby if I
lie a little bit. I don't think you could buy
a baby if you were just lying a little bit.
I think I could buy a baby if I wanted
to buy a baby. I think I could buy a
baby if I put the word out that I wanted
to buy a baby. Bet money, I can find somebody
to tell me their baby. Please don't do that. I'm
not gonna do it. He wants a baby, yeah, but

(01:33:54):
happy birthday? Yes, I mean things, I guess I want
you Deborah I appreciate that I can actually see and
take mine and not have to worry about a felony jack.
Thank you again, no felony gifts. I appreciate that greatly. Guys,
I'm Ross. Thanks for coming into that dice for prison time.
You can see and take mine as well. It's just
not right now. I would recommend it. All right, four seven,

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I went do.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
That instead of having a drink of bourbon O.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
God, I've never done that. I think what he's talking about.
He's talking about expecting me to do this for many,
many years, and my wife actually wants to do it too.
I don't even think it is what you're thinking. Now
you get something else.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Yeah, yeah, you're not thinking that one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
He's gonna have to tell you on the break. I mean,
let me just tell you this. It's like a super
doze caffeinated edible. But guess what, you don't eat it,
you drink it much more after the break.

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Speaker 13 (01:35:02):
M h m hm, Hey Jimmy chat here, just checking in.
I just heard you got a blue box for Christmas.
I'm so happy for you because now you know what
all the women you dated got when they dated a

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little Jimmy, a blue box. Merry Christmas, Jimmy, you guys
have a great shows.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
He's not uppy you got here. I'm not listening. I'm
not listening. I'm not listening.

Speaker 22 (01:35:46):
I'm not listening. And besides that, I'm driving towards Leesburg.
So you do whatever you need to do, jim I
hope you have a happy birth though, with whatever that
thing is. I'm right, dir ross My or min not
be talking about anyways. Happy birthday, bro, Thank you body
appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Ross.

Speaker 17 (01:36:05):
I was invited to a Christmas party and the lady said,
we're doing that white Christmas Chinese thing. I said, awesome,
I said, you know, when I do these things, I
like to give a good sack of week. She's like, well,
there might be some older people there that don't smoke.
I said, nah, this is Florida, eighty percent of a

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redneck party smoking.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Good afternoon, jim Cold both shot prints of the Island.

Speaker 18 (01:36:34):
Jimmy, Happy birthday, Hopy birthday to me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
To Jim Colbert, Happy Mothday.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
To me and Maynie More and Ma Nani.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Nani as hair Oh Jim cold bat Tryannani.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Okay, there's no way he's getting that in. I'm got
to cut that back to fifteen seconds for him. Maybe
a right forrow seven nine one six one four one
text us seven seven zero three and one. Welcome back,
I'm Jim, there's dead Hello Jack and Sawstaddy is here
as well. Trivia coming up in just a few and
of course at the top of the hour, we'll get
some thoughts from Ross.

Speaker 16 (01:37:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
You know, it's interesting again going back to the list
thing this time of year. You get that at the
at the end of the year. And you know, today
I am fifty eight years old, which you know isn't
really that old per se, but you know, generationally things
do change quite a bit. And I understand now when
I was younger and would listen to people who are
getting a little bit older, and they would talk about

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pop culture and the things that they grew up listening
to or watching their entire lives, and they would get
super pissed off if either a record or song or
a movie got usurped by a new movie or song.
They didn't like the fact that the stuff that made
them or made their childhoods, you know, the magical, they
didn't like that when they got pushed to the back

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and new stuff started coming in for a new generation.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
You mean called oldie music.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Well, what I'm saying is this, like, okay, so what
I'm about to get into is the greatest Christmas movies
of all time. Now, this is a USA Today story,
and it is an updated list of the greatest Christmas
movies of all time. Now right now, I bet if
I went around to myself, Jack and Debrah, we're all
in our mid fifties except deb deb she's in her

(01:38:24):
early thirties. Younger saved yourself there, But we would probably
all say the same thing. There's probably about five movies,
and the only thing that would change is the order
of those movies. But when I would switch this over
to Ross, more than likely that list is gonna be
way different.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Yeah, it's gonna be Elf because the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Are gonna be considerably different. They're gonna be more modern.
Maybe they're gonna have different ideals than ours. I don't
have ELF up there and that's exactly what's happening with
this list right now. Yeah, like we're seeing the newer
and really Elf is not even a new movie. It's
twenty years old. I think more than twenty years old, isn't.

Speaker 7 (01:38:58):
It, is it?

Speaker 6 (01:38:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
I think it's like, oh one or two?

Speaker 23 (01:39:02):
Is it not?

Speaker 6 (01:39:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
One oh two? So then loud that movie is already
twenty years old, and you know it's already considered a
Christmas classic. I think you could probably say two years
after Elf was released, it was a Christmas classic, you know,
obviously going on the heat that Will Ferrell had coming
off of SNL and all his other movies.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
If you want to respect Will Ferrell just a little
bit more, he has turned down like tens of millions
of dollars for a sequel and he just refuses to
touch that character because he just thinks it's like it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
He just actually did an interview about that. Yeah, he said,
they offered me so much money and he just could
not do it, couldn't find it in his will to
do it. And I don't know about you, but I
always really like it when real humans stick up for
fictional characters over real life money.

Speaker 24 (01:39:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Yeah, And they're great. I mean, you know what I mean.
I don't think he has that lifestyle though when you
look at him, he doesn't really seem to be the
Lambeau Crew kind of guy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:55):
I don't care what lifestyle you got if you're saying
zeep no to ten minut million dollars to say no
to a be an Elf.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
And he's got kids, he's got a family. Yeah, I
think he's got three of them, right, like three boys.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
It's just a reminder that you can say no, celebrities
can say no to not just being a massive cash graph.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Okay, so let's just let's just rip this right off, right,
Let's just get right to this band aid real quick.
What do you think it's net Worth is well Ferrell?

Speaker 16 (01:40:22):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
One ninety yeah, not too bad.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
One sixty yeah yeah yeah, it would have been one
ninety had he done ELF.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Two yeah, oh it'd be or more yeah for sure.
All right. According to this new list, what do you
think that USA Today thinks is the new number one
Christmas movie of all time? Man a dog Walker's Christmas
on the Hallmark Channel. I'm oh got it. I think
it's Jim Carrey's Grne. Oh you think it's the Jim

(01:40:52):
Carrey's grin at least two thousand. That's not my favorite
to yeah, two thousand and two thousand and one, But.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
That's my best guess For the new best Christmas movie
of all time?

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
Die Hard, die Hard is in the top ten. Oh,
but it's not number one. Gremlin and I have a
love hate relationship with this movie. I do love this movie,
but there are a couple scenes in this movie where
it seems like they just made it up, like it
like they just told the lead actor go out there

(01:41:23):
and just and just riff and we'll film it. We'll
see how it works out. And they used it for Christmas.
It's the only part of the movie I do not
care for. It's one of the great great redemption movies,
and it's an old story.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Christmas. Carol Scrooged is.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
The number one Christmas movie of all time according to
USA Today. Released in nineteen eighty eight, starring Bill Murray.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
Yeah, well then don't laugh at my Elf choice.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
No, I didn't, because I'm telling you I knew ELF
would be in the Where do you think el Falls?

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Five seven eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Elf is the number three greatest Christmas movie of all time?
According to USA Today, So I have to know where
is It's a Wonderful Life. It's the number two Christmas
movie of all time. In my world, It's a Wonderful
Life is not only the greatest Christmas movie of all time.
I contend that It's a Wonderful Life is top three

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or top five movies of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
Absolutely love the message.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
It is a perfect story. It's a perfect story. You
know what really kind of ruined it for me a
little bit. It's so funny. I just find out, you know,
you read about stars that were around, you read about
their personalities. We know a lot about people now, you know,
with social media and with the onslaught of just social media,
we kind of have an idea of what kind of
people that, you know, our entertainers that we enjoy are,

(01:42:41):
you know, behind the scenes, man, I found out the
other day that it was a Jimmy Stewart wasn't such
a pleasant dude on set really, which was kind of
wild because he seems like a guy that would be
like almost like the world's dad. Yeah, but apparently he
wasn't like a real savory character behind the scenes. It's
appointing to hear. Yeah, that is yeah, I agree, because

(01:43:02):
you have this, you have this kind of preconceived notion
of what he was like because all the characters he
played were so kind of, you know, American, you know,
kind of homely America, you know, patriotic almost. Right, here's
one that I don't I've never even seen, and I've
only heard of. Love Actually is number four? Really I've

(01:43:23):
heard of it? Yeah, yeah, Hugh Grant, I've seen it.
And you got to communicate via card. What do you
mean that's like the big infamous scene, right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
Yeah, exactly where he's got the boombox.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
That's the due from Rick from Rick Grimes from a Yeah,
that's right, And I have seen I've seen scenes of that. Yeah,
you've seen that scene because that scene is awesome. Yeah,
that scene is awesome. Everyone loves that scene. Have you
seen that?

Speaker 7 (01:43:45):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Nope? Love Actually? Yeah? Yeah, Now another classic makes it
in the top five. But you know what I think
of the versions of these movies matter too, don't they? Oh,
because with Scrooge, there are a number of iterations of Scrooge.
And I remember, were Jim Phillips, who was here for years,
you liked the same one. I like with the Alistair
Alistair Cook Cook is the is the bad guy is

(01:44:08):
is Ebeney's re Screw.

Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
Don't sleep on the Muppets version. It's very good. I
even like the animated one with Jim Carry.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I love that one too. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:17):
Die Hard was number seven, released in eighty eight. You
can grab this list and throw it away. Sorry, no
shame in saying what I just said. Next topic, I
calling Diehard a Christmas movie. I know it feels like
a twelve year old is making that argument.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Yeah, that was the only one that I think I
would kind of rebutt in the top ten as well,
because although it is in the Christmas season, it is
definitely not a Christmas movie. It just takes place act.

Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
Yeah, I'll call it a Christmas movie just to make
people happy and like sure, yeah, who cares, but you know,
deep down inside of your soul and it's an action movie.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Not only that's not very Christmas scene.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
Yeah, God like it doesn't. It doesn't have the vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
What about National Lampoons Bake Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
Oh yeah, Christmas Vacation Yeah yeah, Crappers Jill just watch
that again.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
The Other Day still holds up number six on the list. Yeah,
number six. Christmas vacation. I'm going to take a guest's
dev Is that your favorite Christmas movie? No, my favorite?
It's a Wonderful Life. Yeah, it's too good.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
I just love the message of it makes me cry
every time.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
It gets me every single time.

Speaker 5 (01:45:26):
So a movie that did not do well when it
was released in the early eighties, but then found life
when what TBS or TNT started airing it twenty four
hours A Christmas Story has that kind of resurfaced in
the list based on the recent airplay, or at least
over the last ten to fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
And you know what else to Jack with with Christmas Story,
it slipped into pop culture, didn't you know? Back in
the day it was just another Christmas movie. Then with
the Lamp. Then they reproduced the Lamp. Then, like Jack said,
they started playing it on TBS. Comes in number eleven
all time Christmas movies. Nineteen eighty three is when that released.
And it's my least favorite Christmas movie. I think I'm
with you on that. It's my least favorite. I do

(01:46:07):
not like it. I don't like the vibe of it.
I don't like anything about it, seems me. I think
I've watched it one time all the way through because
my father in law thinks it's the greatest movie of
all time.

Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
I mean, I remix, I don't hate it. I actually
enjoy it. But Christmas is such a personal thing. Like
I'm embarrassed by my favorite Christmas movie. And I've already
told you guys it before. It's Jingle all the way. Oh,
the one with the Danny DeVito and with Arnold Schwarzeman. Dude,
and it's so dumb and it's so bad, but it's

(01:46:37):
so special to me. They're like, because it's one of
my first times. I don't know, that's my favorite Christmas movie.
And anybody who goes that's a bad Christmas movie, you're right,
and it's why I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
Well, you just watched Christmas with the Cranks with Tim Allen, yeah,
and Jamie Lee Curtis. And then there's another one with
Matthew Broderck. Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito and they're like competing,
uh well, putting up decorations because you know, Broderick, I guess,
was the guy in the neighborhood always had the best house.
And then Devido moves in and he's kind of an

(01:47:08):
obnoxious kind of Brodney danger Field and Caddy Jack kind
of guy, and then they're trying to out do each
other and then they kind of wind up making up
and it's actually not a bad little movie.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
Another little comedy Deep Cut Christmas was Four Christmases. Oh
my god, dude, and no one ever talks about No
one ever talks about it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
It's solid Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon. It's one of
my wife's favorite Christmas movies and we just watched it
the other day. It holds up. It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
There's just some really powerhouse, great comedy writing, and Vince
Vaughn in a comedic role still dunk. I gotta tell you,
she does a great job as well. I think really
she creates the mood of the entire movie. And what's
also cool is that the premise is so anti Christmas
by just by the nature of it's four Christmases, because

(01:47:54):
all of the parents are divorced, so.

Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
They have to go to each house and experience each
house differently. In each house has a different vibe, so
from the Grandma hitting on Vince Vaughan, Oh my god,
that's the greatest. There's a lot of great scenes in
that one. Yeah, yah, if you haven't seen Yeah, Oh,
that's bad Santa, isn't it. No, that's actually from Christmas Vacation, right.
Christmas Carol comes in at ten, which is a travesty

(01:48:18):
by the way, that Vacation comes in before at Christmas Carol.
The Apartment comes in at number nine, which I've never
even heard of. The Holdovers comes in at number eight.
Have you guys even heard of that movie? The hold Overs?
The Holdovers Paul Giamatti as a teacher stuck at school
for winter break before. Yes, I saw that. Actually it's

(01:48:40):
a couple of years old. Yes, twenty twenty three, Yes, yeah, yeah,
exactly twenty twenty three. Never seen it. It's good, But
that's kind of the scene vibe as Christmas Carol. He
stays back at school during Christmas too, right, Yeah, isn't
that part of the thing takes place in the sixties
or seventies at like a boarding school. Yeah, yeah, all right.

(01:49:00):
White Christmas came in at number fourteen or Sisters, right,
isn't that that one? Yeah? I like that one. That's
my favorite old Christmas movie. It's the Song and Dance one, right,
being Crosby.

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
Yeah, well, first there was the Holiday Inn and then
where they do the song White Christmas, and then they
White Christmas becomes such a hit of a song they
do a follow up movie and call it White Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Yeah, now, Deb, I think this one's on your list
for sure. Oh is it the Shrek Christmas? No, it's awesome.
Hell yeah, deb favorites listen. I think it might be more.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
I don't know what's more embarrassing me saying jingle all
the way not embarrassing, but just hyper personal.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
It's you grow attached to the things.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
Out of your specially.

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
But it's a good movie though I haven't seen that one.

Speaker 3 (01:49:49):
Oh it's great.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
Uh, The Nightmare Before Christmas? You don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
I love that movie. I just again to me, that's
a Halloween movie. It's not really a Christmas movie.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
Yeah, nineteen ninety Santa nineteen ninety three. Yeah, is when
they came out. Good lord, I didn't know it was
that old.

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
I love this movie called Star Star. Yeah, I've not
heard of that either. It's an animated is it really?

Speaker 19 (01:50:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Yeah? Home Alone comes into number twenty. Yeah that's up
there for me.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
Yeah, yeah, same year. Love that one, but it's timeless.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
That works. It's a Christmas movie, yea, yeah, yeah, The
Ice Harvest John Cusack and Fannie Nielsen.

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
This is a movie from two thousand and five, twenty
years old. Cusack star stars as a mob lawyer who
steals two million dollars from his boss Randy Quaid and
then high tails it out of town because of bad weather.
And I guess I have to go get him or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:50:40):
What about Olaf's Frozen Adventure?

Speaker 2 (01:50:43):
No, that's it. There'sn't many. There's there are no animated movies.
There are no ra stop it. No, I'm with that man.
She's the one sticking her head out right here. This
is like the you know, this is the hard part
about talking about Christmas movies. You'd be like you guys, like,
oh love.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
It hurts me to say jingle all the way. Schwarzenegger
is my Christmas because of that film.

Speaker 5 (01:51:13):
I watched the first SpongeBob Christmas Special just the other night.
Yeah it's from season one.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
Oh really?

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
Yeah, so we're talking ninety nine. They have two action
movies on this as Christmas movies as well. The other
It's God, It's like it's slay. It's the one that
just happened with Santa being the action star.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
It's not. It's worse than that. And to be honest
with you, J.

Speaker 3 (01:51:37):
Simmons, Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
I don't sorry, did I say?

Speaker 24 (01:51:41):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
No? No, no, Santa Claus is those are the Tim
Allen movies and they hold up but you a weapon?

Speaker 24 (01:51:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
See this pisses me. I don't like that. Still get
me stuck. I'm getting Wahlbergy.

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Kenning Wahlberg.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
He says, you like uh Christmas? Uh the Tim Allen one.

Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
Oh yeah, the Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
Now I understand. Let me point this out. Here's something
very similar with Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:52:12):
Uh they plus, those are the Tim Allen movies. Are
they killed Santa? I mean yeah, page one in that movie. Yeah,
but and Disney did that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
And I also found out that the original script they
had him Tim Allen thinking that it was a robber,
so he shot him.

Speaker 3 (01:52:30):
Okay, that would have changed if I liked whether or not.
But he magically disappeared and he left the business car.

Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
He just bailed. His contract was up, That's all it was.
And then he goes to the North Paul and all
the elves are cool. I see all one's God and I.

Speaker 4 (01:52:44):
Want to say, it's Disney, right, it's a Disney I believe. So, yeah,
Disney saw that script one.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
It's perfect. How were you thinking on page three? And
we'll ended up here in the last one I think
is the most ridiculous of them all. Grim is on
the list. Oh yeah, come on, number thirteen Grimlins from
nineteen eighty four. And the picture they show is two
Grimlins like they're like they're arm wrestling. One has on

(01:53:11):
like a one of those tam, a leather tam, and
the other one has on a Santa hat. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:16):
The well, the original Moogli was a Christmas gift. His
dad was bringing home wait accident. He was bringing home
the Christmas gift for his son.

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
That's why it's a Christmas movie. You know, watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:53:31):
Watched it again last year, way too much. Watched it
again last year and I forgot how violent it was.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Brutally my daughter, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:53:38):
Like, hey, well, let's because we always try and watch
Christmas specials in December, which so we watched. I'm like,
we'll watch Gremlins. I remember Christmas movie from my youth,
and we watch it. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
I'm telling you don't sleep on free forms Thirty Days
of Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:53:53):
I'd also another deep cut Christmas movie for you, dep
because this is my favorite animated film for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
Klous on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (01:54:02):
It's about five years old, six years old, right that
it picked up some awards.

Speaker 3 (01:54:06):
Klaus with a K All.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Right, check that out is polar Express, Like okay, what
no one likes it. No one likes it because it
looks weird. It looks weird, weird. It's like the first
iteration of AI or not AI. But Canny Valley motion caption. Yeah, yeah,
I want to say the term is on Canny Valley,
where like when graphics looks too accurate, just makes this
go like, eh, it's odd. Yeah, by the way.

Speaker 5 (01:54:29):
Uh not at Christmas movie, but Christmas Specials the Ranking
and Bass, which is behind the scenes of Ranking and
Bass Christmas Specials is what we're watching for What you
do that's new this week and that link is at
Jim Coolbert live dot com. But tomorrow night at eight
o'clock on television, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer The Ranking
and Bass Special.

Speaker 2 (01:54:47):
Very nice, very nice. All right, let's take a little break.
We'll let him up for trivia. We'll do that next
here on the Jim Colbert Show.

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what is inside all of board? Chug a chugga too?
I forgot Oh I choked the water there. I'm sorry,
Jim Man, I'm so sorry. I forgot that. I was

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prizes in the Jackie Sack.

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
So back to you a callickity class.

Speaker 2 (01:57:21):
You got it, young lady, one, two, three, four or five.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
Let's go on.

Speaker 2 (01:57:25):
No, let's choose somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:57:27):
Okay, let's go to two.

Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
There you go. August, How you doing.

Speaker 19 (01:57:31):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
Goodw are you doing good? Buddy? Would you like to
play a little game with us? I would love to.
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:57:39):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:57:41):
All right, August, this is a real easy game. Got
a question here for you? Four answers. One of these
answers is not true. What it is a lie? August.
But if you can find that one, buddy, I'll sendor
to see Jack. He has a nice sack of things
you can choose something from. Are you ready? I'm ready.
Here we go, buddy. It's nash Dice Day. Oh that's right,

(01:58:02):
National Dice Day. Here are three fun facts about dice
and one lie that needs new shoes. Mama needs new shoes. Okay,
I needed it, Yeah, no problem, all right, buddy. We're
talking about dice here. Which one of these is not true?
Number one, the earliest dice ever found were found in Iran.
They date back to six thousand BC. Number two. There

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are left and right handed dice. Most Western dice are
right handed. Number three. Dice are the oldest known gaming tool.
Or lastly, a single craps table in a Las Vegas
casino uses about five hundred sets of dice per year,
changing them at least once a day. Which of those

(01:58:47):
is a lie? I'm gonna go at sea Number three? Yeah, no,
that's absolutely true. On that man, I thought you were
about to say you got it. Hell, you thought that's
what it was. Well off of your response, Oh, I
see what you're saying there, all right, deb one, three,
four or five?

Speaker 3 (01:59:06):
Let's go three?

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
Three? Is zeke? Zeke? How you doing, Jimmy, Not much
at all, Zeke, buddy. We're talking about dice here, which
one of these is not true? Number one, the earliest
dice ever found were found in Iran and they date
back to six thousand BC. Number two. There are left
and right handed dice. Most Western dice are right handed.
Or Lastly, a single craps table in a Vegas casino

(01:59:28):
uses about five hundred sets of dice each year, changing
them at least once a day. I'm gonna go with
number one your three three. She just won it for
you to do, that's the answer. Yeah, let's go. Indeed, buddy,
she killed it for you, but to put you on
the hold and you, guys, congratulation, congrats and Merry Christmas. Buddy,

(01:59:53):
Thank you Mary Christs. You got it. Buddy. There you go, man,
Zeke is your winner. That's right. How many sets do
you think they use per year at a single craps
table in Vegas? Seven hundred one three. They use one
thousand sets a year. They actually change the dice three
times a day at each casine because they can mark

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up gamblers mark them or try to weigh them or
something like that, or try to get them a I
don't know, that is weird. Yeah, dice. By the way,
if you've never read I know dice doesn't seem like
one of those things you're like, Oh, I wonder how
interesting and the story of these things are nuts. It
really is kind of crazy. Yeah. The earliest ice ever
found were found in Iran. They did date back six

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thousand BC. There are right and left handed dice. That's
the one I thought for a I mean, I thought
that would be the immediate first answer. That was the
one I was picking. Same here. Why do you think
they're right and left handed? No, truly, no idea. Okay,
so it's kind of weird to explain because I only
read it once today, But it has something to do

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with this. It's the way that the one, two, and
three die are on the side of the die. So
in other words, if you're holding the die left handed,
they I guess, or if they're left handed die when
you roll them. The one, two, and three are on
one side of the die, and on eastern dice Chinese particularly,

(02:01:19):
it's the other side. It was kind of hard to explain.
So it's just the print of the dock. It's the
pattern of where the die or the pips are. Yeah,
because that's what it is. It's a pip. The dots
are called pips. Nice, we got pips.

Speaker 7 (02:01:30):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
That's where I am. And uh, let's see a couple
other things here. When we get to the ross thoughts,
the pips are arranged that opposite sides always add up
to seven. Seven is the answer, right, So opposite of
six will always be one, opposite of two will always
be five, opposite of four will always be three. I
don't gamble enough. And then lastly, oh it was here.
In early civilizations, dice were also used as a tool

(02:01:53):
to communicate with gods, and it actually has a name.
It's called claramancy. Oh wow, so you dice to try
to communicate with the gods or predict the future. That
term is called claromancy. All right, we get in our
little dungeons and dragons on language. And then lastly here
why do dice have pips? Because if you think about it,

(02:02:17):
lay flat. No no, no, no. You can put a
number on there. You can put one, two, three, four,
five or six. Why don't they have the numbers, and
so why don't they have why do they have pips
instead of numbers?

Speaker 3 (02:02:25):
Because numbers weren't created.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
Then that's exactly the answer. Dice actually pre date the language.
And as a matter of fact, there's one guy that
says dice actually may predate words that they could have
been used before we as a humanity started recording things.
So they go back really far. And the fact is
is the reason there were dots is it was actually

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invented before numbers, Arabic numbers were invented. Crazy, man is crazy.
You got like you know, primates back in the day,
going like I've got ten on it. It's like gambling
up against the rock.

Speaker 4 (02:03:01):
All right, quickly, thoughts, I have one of the coolest
weekends of comedy this weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:03:06):
It is out there. It is so weird.

Speaker 4 (02:03:08):
I was talking to Jim about it. I'm so excited
and I'm so scared.

Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
Please buckle up. You are the meat and the weirdest
comedy bread sandwich guy. I gotta tell you guys what
my life is like this weekend, because it's worth it.

Speaker 14 (02:03:21):
That's next, Tyler and account. I just want to wish
Jim a very happy Birthday. And I've been listening to
Real Radio this year for one hundred and eleven and

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forty nine minutes.

Speaker 6 (02:03:45):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
Being one of the number one fans of the station,
we appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (02:03:52):
What of Jass crew? Are those movies you named? Or
usually might have to watch movie list for Christmas? But
uh yeah, this weekend I let my white pig and
I don't know what's worse a lifetime Christmas movies, whole
more Christmas movies or Netflix Christmas movies. Needless to say,
I slept on the recliner most of the weekend because

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it was horrible.

Speaker 25 (02:04:15):
It was like, if you go to hell, this is
what you have to watch, even in a happy Birthday Jims.
I'm about Jimmy Stewart. I had heard recently something else
about him that when you're filming, it's a wonderful life.
He was fresh out of World War Two and suffering
from what we now know as PTSD, So I explained

(02:04:36):
some of his being unpleasant if he really was so
thank that mister Potter.

Speaker 2 (02:04:42):
Oh good, bravos their laugh much for Potter. I'm only
laughing because, like Jim's like, yeah, I got bummed out
I heard he's not really nice something again because oh
it's because he was a hero. What a pee? All right?
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and Ross has some thoughts. Let's get them. It's weird.

Speaker 3 (02:05:07):
Oh yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (02:05:09):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:10):
Sometimes it's all Ross Yeah, spelled like sauce, Ross stotch.
It's Ross Stotts.

Speaker 4 (02:05:18):
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be a doctor because this this is wild. It's such
a chaotic ride of not knowing what's coming up next.
Sometimes you get a phone call and it' say, hey,
you got this great thing? Did you get a phone call?
It's like, hey, the great thing doesn't exist. But this
weekend is just one for.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
The books that I have to say, full stop. We
got to talk about Tomorrow Night, all right. And now
by this is not me promoting really these shows.

Speaker 4 (02:06:14):
I'm just telling you because that Friday show is all
for the people who are staying at a hotel.

Speaker 2 (02:06:19):
It's a very private community in private gig. No one
makes it so private because it's a secrets it's called
a place called Secret Hideaway, and it's a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:06:27):
Of people who just they sleep at each other. So
it's a swingers it's a swingers resort. Is it a
newest colony or is it a swingers resort? It's not
a Newdiest colony until about like five or six drinks.

Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
It's called Secrets. Yeah, yeah, now incognitate now two or
three drinks.

Speaker 4 (02:06:47):
I don't want to say anything actually too bad, because
I think I told you this story from the first
time I performed this is my show Tomorrow Night. I
did this gig years ago. And uh, there's one entrance
in one exit.

Speaker 2 (02:07:01):
To this resort. Don't say that.

Speaker 4 (02:07:05):
There are a couple of entrances, and I go ahead,
and I realized that, like I'm stuck in the courtyard,
I kind of get lost.

Speaker 2 (02:07:14):
Now I'm gonna be honest with you of what I saw.

Speaker 4 (02:07:17):
There's about four hotel windows open, everyone going at it
like you can see it happening.

Speaker 2 (02:07:25):
Not only can I see it, they want they want everyone.
They want you to see it.

Speaker 4 (02:07:29):
They are showing it. And let me be like, you know,
this is flab city. This is average mediocre. You're like,
there is They aren't models, and guess what.

Speaker 2 (02:07:38):
The first two minutes that I watched, I was like,
I cannot believe I am singing this. And then about
minute five, because I was like one in Rome, I'm
never going to see this ever again, or at least
I thought until tomorrow night. About minute five, it kind
of it kind of hit me that I'm somewhat envious
of these people and they're just living their best and

(02:08:00):
I'm the one judging, Yeah, they are living their best life.
And I will tell you, if you're ever around a
group of people like that or in a situation like that,
you realize they do not care what you think. They
don't even care a little bit, And boy was that
refreshing to just see in humans.

Speaker 24 (02:08:16):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:08:16):
Granted, I wish it came in a different package, and
I wish that message could be sent without these four
glass windows in all of these couples, some rooms having
more than two people, and I'm in a group of
like thirty five people in the courtyard and it was
it was kind of beautiful.

Speaker 2 (02:08:38):
Is that weird for me to say, well, there's nothing
role with that at all, because I ended up finding
myself kind of like envious. You said it the best.
They do not care. They don't They've heard it all.
They do not care. And now I'm just here to
live my best version of what I think my life
can and should be. Look, man, if you've made the
decision in your life to you know, access that lifestyle

(02:08:59):
and you know and basically share your partner and get
shared you know, I mean, what could bother you? I mean,
you think about that one? I mean, how much more
open could you be? I mean, that's as almost progressive
as you can get. Like I walked into that gig
going like, man, I am a fish out of water.
This is not my thing. And I walked out going

(02:09:20):
like I can be a better human I can pursue.
I should not care as much as what people think.
That's my show Tomorrow night is at a Swingers resort
Saturday Night, Buddy Jack, I've found my people.

Speaker 4 (02:09:36):
I will be performing at the Festival of Frost. The
Festival of Frost, which is the night offering for Jack.

Speaker 5 (02:09:46):
Enchanted Nights, Winter Bizarre Holiday Renaissance Fair.

Speaker 2 (02:09:51):
You're doing comedy in a Wren show like a RIN fair.
Dude's so cool. I know I've found my peeps. Are
you dressing up like a night? I'm dressing up like
a like a gesture, like a tunic. Are you really
I got a tunic in white tights? Are a cop?

Speaker 3 (02:10:04):
You have to do that?

Speaker 2 (02:10:05):
I don't even know if they want me to, but
I'm doing it. Honestly, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't
really get that far in the email. I'm just showing up,
but I'm going the request. You're like a volunteering dog. Yeah,
I'm doing this for this.

Speaker 5 (02:10:21):
It's It's December sixth. It's eleven am until six pm.
Located inside the Ovito Mall, over one hundred and twenty
vendors stage shows, a fighting Pit, Scavenger Hunt Live music,
live combat and more fighting.

Speaker 2 (02:10:35):
Bit.

Speaker 4 (02:10:35):
Yeah, there's a fighting pit do there's like people battling
with armor on. I'm ready to do comedy out of
ren Fair. I'm so bumped for this man.

Speaker 2 (02:10:45):
Now is this clothing optional? Is this one or is
this one fully clothing?

Speaker 4 (02:10:48):
You know, there's some people who's gonna take this ren
Fair a little too serious and be walking around like,
you know, like the black plague.

Speaker 2 (02:10:54):
You know, is it gonna be odd well for one thing,
doing comedy dressed as a gesture and then looking out
of the crowd and seeing basically the cast of Harry Potter. Yeah,
or what looks to be like the cast of a
gladiator out there.

Speaker 4 (02:11:06):
I'm fully expecting everyone else to be in costumes. But yeah,
they this rent fare from eleven to six is taking.

Speaker 2 (02:11:13):
Over all of the Ovito mall. Damn that is crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:11:17):
All inside they have like fence tutorials and calligraphy teachings.

Speaker 2 (02:11:22):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (02:11:23):
That sounds cool though probably like tansome leather or something
over by a full locker, you.

Speaker 26 (02:11:30):
Know, like this sick lords and ladies beat me at
the old Claires. I shall come hither next to the cinebug.
This is look for me in b Dalton Books. I'll
be having a cup of Joe.

Speaker 2 (02:11:45):
The King of b Dalton Books. I am King of
the Banana Republic. That's it. There's nothing gonna beat that joke.
There are so many things.

Speaker 4 (02:11:56):
There's a scavenger hut, there's the I'm so excited and
this really is my community. When the email hit my
inbox and then my wife told me, it was like, hey,
because my wife has really stepped up and like being
like a manager for me in a lot of ways.
And when she said that she already I said yes,
And she said yeah, I already said yes for you

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because I knew you would want to do this.

Speaker 2 (02:12:20):
I'm so pumped. I'm going a steppy.

Speaker 14 (02:12:25):
Well here you go.

Speaker 5 (02:12:26):
It says costumes encouraged draw so boom, you're in oh
free barking at the Ovito.

Speaker 2 (02:12:31):
Mom Oh yeah, there's plenty of free admissions, just plenty.
You can park in it.

Speaker 4 (02:12:34):
And then that my night offering, that whole Festival of
Frost is what I'm part of, which is after that
and the doors open up at six yeah, and then
I think I'm on stage at seven thirty. But I'm
going to be following live music by the modern folkers.

Speaker 2 (02:12:53):
Oh easy with you, l You know at one point
that I don't know if it's still there or not,
that mall had a children's the inside, like a fully
operational children's theater. It actually also had a costume shop
in there as well, and they were like professional costumes
from like the Parks, and I think they still do.
And then my daughter did a show there. It was

(02:13:13):
in the show Man. And this is the number one
thing that I'm rooting for this weekend. I go out,
I go to the Swingers Resort. We have a great show,
and then I go and do this show at the
Festival of Frost. Once a year, during the Festival of Frost,
the city of Nix is transported to the mortal realm
of the feared Lords of Winter. That's my gig Saturday,

(02:13:34):
and I hope that I get to see like two
or three of the same audience members. Oh how funny
would that be? Cool? I know what's under your cloak?
How fun would that be if I've been able to
walk up to someone at this Red Fair and be like,
I know what secret? It's secrets, my lady. May I

(02:13:57):
put my arrow in your quiver? Oh sear your thoughts, man,
there's nothing no biz like show biz. And this weekend,
I can't wait to tell these jokes. That sounds fun.
Those are yours, thoughts. I'm out peace all right for
a seven nine four one text us seven seven zero
three one back of one second with more of the
Jim Colbert Show. Hey Jennifer here, first of all, come back, Jennifer.

(02:14:34):
A happy birthday, Jimmy, I hope you up a beautiful evening.
Thank you. And my husband and I last year went
to New York City and we saw Elf on the
ninety eighth floor of the Empire State Building. They had
like a movie night.

Speaker 16 (02:14:47):
It was so great.

Speaker 2 (02:14:49):
Hey. And after that we saw the Grinching Drag at
thirty Rocks. Okay, Mary Chrislin very good.

Speaker 6 (02:14:58):
Hey, just want to wish Jim.

Speaker 2 (02:15:04):
Come on, come back, Covert A happy birthday. Been listening
to you, Thanks, buddy, good days and the monsters. Thank
you friend. Two thousand when I moved to Florida.

Speaker 5 (02:15:14):
You're a man, Jim, talk to you later.

Speaker 2 (02:15:16):
Yeah, my man, Buddy, I appreciate it. Thanks for the coming.

Speaker 6 (02:15:19):
Ros Don Thomas here in the comedy.

Speaker 2 (02:15:24):
Oh hell yeah, yeah, I'm very good. All right, welcome back.
I'm Jim.

Speaker 3 (02:15:27):
There's deb hello.

Speaker 2 (02:15:28):
Yeah yeah, and Ross. Oh true. Thanks for all the
kind words, guys. Been getting text and emails and stuff
since early this morning, and I appreciate it very much.
It's humbling, to say the very least. Is there any
part of you that's looking forward to December fifth? Though? Yeah? Yeah,
I got it. Man. You know you asked me earlier,
like what's it feel like to be fifty eight years old?
And you look, man, it doesn't feel any different than

(02:15:50):
when I would turn fifty. It doesn't feel a little
not even a little bit, not even like, Man, there's
a time I think when you just get to an
age where that doesn't really matter anymore. Yeah, it doesn't
even come into play. You don't really think about it.
Well I don't. I don't think about it.

Speaker 4 (02:16:05):
I guess maybe that's the rub of getting older, is that, like, man,
I don't care what's the number?

Speaker 2 (02:16:11):
And you're like, yeah, oh I forgot, Well that's what
it was. I will tell you the truth, though. You know,
I know there are some people as they get older,
they you know, they're vain and they want to try
to hold onto that youth as much as possible. So
they do everything they can to do that, and I
just don't have that bone. You know, this is what
I am this. You know, I'm not gonna get hair implants.
I'm not gonna get you know, face lips or anything

(02:16:32):
like that. I will just be old. Yeah, I don't know, man.
I here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (02:16:37):
It looks like you're denying.

Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
Yeah, I'll probably get I'm gonna get. I think maybe
going to Brazil next year to get some some dental work,
maybe get some some toothwork. What that's why why afford it? Yeah,
Costa Rica or Brazil, one of the two. It's literally
it's it's more than half half off. Listen, I am
all about this.

Speaker 4 (02:16:57):
I just was anybody else's jaw need to get picked
up that Jim is going to prevail in it.

Speaker 2 (02:17:02):
Yeah, I just wouldn't expect that from you. Oh I
told you. You know, we talt. You're called the Eagle.
We talked about this before. My wife has a friend
that she works with that is from there, and you know,
she has hookups, she knows where to go, and she
went back to get her dental work done and it
would have been twenty one thousand dollars here and I
think it was six there. Listen, this means I'm knowing me.

Speaker 4 (02:17:25):
This is why I'm like, it's very easy to get
critical sometimes of I don't I don't want to say, oh,
it's the country's fault. But this is part of Western
society that a lot of times Americans be going to
different countries for procedures. Yeah, and no one wants to
talk about what that exactly defines.

Speaker 2 (02:17:42):
Dude, there's an entire there's a cottage industry of medical tourism.
When you start typing into Google the idea of going
to another country to get medical stuff. Man, get ready,
you're about to get inundated flight packages, hotel packages, transportation,
restaurant reservations. They know the downtime that you're gonna experience
from each procedure. They know all of it. It's already

(02:18:04):
built in. It happens so often that it's a plug
and play business for them. You fly into Rio de Janio,
you go to this clinic, they do the first series
of stuff there, you go to the hotel, you wait
a day and a half for that to heal up.
You go back and do that, and it's like a
six or seven day procedure and they've got it all
laid out for damn near anything you want to get done.
But but Jim, you have insurance here, I'd say it's

(02:18:29):
very easy. It's just very easy.

Speaker 4 (02:18:31):
When I hear that's why I'm surprised that you're right.
But amount of money do the thing. I'm not paying
twenty one K for it if I can, if I
can pay less for it.

Speaker 2 (02:18:41):
And when you look at the reviews, I mean, really,
there are there are as few problems there are as
they are here. So in other words, if you're gonna
do it and you're gonna pay twenty K for it
or six K for it and you have the same
exact chances of having complications, there you go. It's the
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:19:00):
I don't want to make it too inflammatory because I
remember years ago, I remember saying that, like, I love
this country, but I also think there's some lateral moves,
Like I think there's gonna be different flavors in different cultures.
But this would be an example of like, yeah, there's
some you have some options with via different.

Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
Countries, especially when it comes to medical proceedures. And look,
everybody in there speaks English. There's no barriers everybody's cool.
They understand what you're coming there for. You get treated
like a king apparently, if you know, depending on what
level that you choose. You know, the hotels are nice,
you feel safe, apparently, So we're gonna give it a shot.

Speaker 4 (02:19:35):
I have two affluent friends who have gone to Turkey
for the hair Oh really yeah yeah, and they always
tell me the same story. How funny it is that
everyone is bloodied and bandage on the way back on
that flight, that you could.

Speaker 2 (02:19:47):
Tell everyone is there for the same reason.

Speaker 6 (02:19:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:19:50):
Yeah, you get passed by TSA on the way there.
On the way back, they don't know who the hell
you are. This ain't imagine, dog, I'm looking at your picture.
They't maagine? All right? Seven seven zero three one. So
every year, inevitably, you know, some new license plates hit
the hit the market, and this one was one. I
gotta tell you, I never thought i'd see it. It

(02:20:10):
makes perfect sense. You mean ones that are banned are
not banned. These are new ones that are coming out.
In other words, new, not personalized. What's it called specialty place? Yeah,
specialty place. There you go, so I mean everything you
we of course, we we covered the one with the
police officers, the Dogs K nine United. So there are
you know, all your college football teams, all your NFL teams.

(02:20:32):
The city has one, Yes, he has one golf Sunrise Sunshine.

Speaker 4 (02:20:36):
I want to say Florida is up there as well
to all the other states of having the most or
second most.

Speaker 2 (02:20:42):
I think it's top three. Yeah, but oddly enough, I
think it's Georgia that has the most or something. It's
the most offerings and it's like a few hundred. It's
a weird competition that we do in the South. Yeah,
it really is. So uh, I will tell you it's
a it's a sport. What'd you say, volleyball? Volleyball is
not the answer? Said lacrosse. Lacrosse is not the answer.

(02:21:04):
This was filed by Joe Gruders Windsurfing and uh and
and Al Rodriguez, both Republicans in District forty and District
twenty two, respectfully.

Speaker 3 (02:21:13):
That's over on the Gulf Coast. So I'm gonna go wrestling, pickleball, WWE, AW,
nxt A.

Speaker 2 (02:21:23):
NW roopier UFC. Oh, there's going to be a UFC
license plate for Florida coming up.

Speaker 3 (02:21:31):
Dana White needs more money.

Speaker 2 (02:21:33):
Yeah, it says uh. State Bill two forty six aims
to establish a license plate design based on the Ultimate
Fighting Championship, adding that to the list of other specialty
plates offered in Florida. Wow, we we are not even
in the top five anymore on specialty. Yeah, it was
that right with Georgia. No what okay it excited? No dummy,

(02:21:59):
No is it your birthday? Stupid people were born on
this day. Sorry, jay Z.

Speaker 5 (02:22:07):
Virginia has two hundred New York two hundred and twelve,
two hundred and eighteen for Colorado, four hundred and seventy
six for Texas.

Speaker 2 (02:22:16):
This is the answer.

Speaker 5 (02:22:16):
That's the lie and their number two God which one
is nine hundred and eighty nine different plates available Rhode Island, Oh,
then not too far off?

Speaker 2 (02:22:27):
Massachusetts, Maryland, Maryland. Wow, how many there? That's one? Yeah,
that's one per family. This is Bob's. Florida has over
one hundred and eighty. Well yeah, yeah. According to the legislation,
the plate will have the word Florida printed at the
top and the words UFC lives here appearing along the bottom.
Does it? Yeah? Do we have a special relationship with
UFC that I do not know about?

Speaker 4 (02:22:48):
Outside of that, I think the state of Florida enjoys
a good brawl outside of a building.

Speaker 2 (02:22:52):
I think every you know, I think there's a faction
of every state that likes a UFC play, But I
would think that would be more affiliated with like maybe
Vegas or something like that. Don't a lot of those
fights happen there.

Speaker 4 (02:23:02):
I mean, it's a state, it's not. Yeah, yeah, I
mean it's a vanity license plate.

Speaker 2 (02:23:06):
Yeah, it says. In addition, the annual use fees from
plate sales will go to nonprofit UFC Foundation, which uses
the proceeds to support charities like children's hospitals, youth advocacy,
and support for first responders. So that's actually not a
bad thing. It's good man, So good for them. Actually
wasn't even when I saw that, I mean, like most
of them that I see, I'm like, that's ridiculous, that's ridiculous.

(02:23:28):
But I mean, look, this one's no more ridiculous than
the others that are out there. So let them rip.
Do you guys buying lottery tickets? By the way, you
guys see it's like like eight hundred and fifty mili
or something.

Speaker 3 (02:23:38):
Well, there was a million dollar ticket sold in central floor.

Speaker 2 (02:23:40):
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I'm good with that. I
was going to get you one for your birthday, but
I would have been mad if you won. I would
have shared how much?

Speaker 3 (02:23:49):
I don't know, five percent?

Speaker 2 (02:23:50):
Hold on, let's do some numbers here real quick. This
is a great little litmus test here. It's your birthday gift.
Let's say I win the lottery. It's eight hundred million.
The take home there, I think he could probably be
in the high threes if I had to guess, right,
that's about right. Call it four hundred mil. You okay,
we'll do four hundred million. Yeah, take care. I have
four hundred million dollars because of Jack's birthday gift. Fash

(02:24:11):
money in my pocket because jack Body birthday gift for
me four hundred million?

Speaker 4 (02:24:16):
What at what level of money? If I were to
give you, guys all money? What level would you.

Speaker 2 (02:24:21):
Not be pissed at? Like if I gave you one
thousand dollars?

Speaker 7 (02:24:25):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:24:26):
Well, we know it's on a thousand agreed?

Speaker 3 (02:24:29):
Yeah, low ball us with four hundred million in your pocket?

Speaker 2 (02:24:32):
Ten grand? That's a what too?

Speaker 14 (02:24:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:24:36):
If it was the other foots figures, dude, if it
was the.

Speaker 4 (02:24:39):
Other foot like if Jack won and he gave me
ten grand I would punch him in his throat and
I would just go to jail for it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:46):
You guys aren't gonna believe my answer. No, no, no, don't.
I don't want to hear it. Don't don't virtue signal here.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:24:52):
I yeah, sure would I somewhat expect, like I think something,
maybe a dinner or something.

Speaker 2 (02:24:59):
Let But I would not be offended if you didn't
give me a cent. I know you would, and I
know actually all of you would not because you're all
good people.

Speaker 4 (02:25:07):
It would be a little awkward, awkward. It would be
awkward about a month. Could you still work with be
the same way? Another's one we came in If I
had that money tomorrow and we came in here and
you knew that I had four hundred million in the bank,
would you be able to sit here and do the
same show we're doing right now.

Speaker 2 (02:25:23):
No, it would be better because then we could make
fun of you for being rich.

Speaker 4 (02:25:27):
Like but like, yeah, I think we could do the
same show, but the show would only be talking about
your new four hundred million fortune.

Speaker 7 (02:25:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:25:36):
But the thing is is, here's what's unique. I mean,
Ross actually has access to somebody who is very very
very successful, like really successful, and that money doesn't change
the way you feel about that person. I mean that
person had no money, you'd still flying visitor, you still
hang out and do all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:25:50):
Would you not, in fact having a family member who
I would deem as successful to what my definition is
is beyond inspiring, just as a reminder that that is
in our family, right right, And then it's not foreign.

Speaker 2 (02:26:03):
It's not like some Sackler family cousin or something. It
is like I can. It's attainable almost, would it be?
The minimum would be one hundred thousand, right, Like if
I didn't give you guys at least one hundred thousand dollars,
it would affect our relationship? Would it not? Look the whimper? Well,
think about it. You're not gonna work.

Speaker 3 (02:26:23):
You have four hundred million dollars? Ye're four million?

Speaker 2 (02:26:26):
I probably I probably still work. Now you're not gonna work.
It's a dead said four mil? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:26:31):
One oh no, three mil?

Speaker 2 (02:26:32):
Why have family to take care of? Two? Yeah? They
can get the rest, all right, latrell spree will that's
such a deep Yeah, Yeah, I got I got kids
to feed, I got you're a one hundred and ten
million dollar contract. Like, if you just put that in
a basic savings account, that would make like four percent
of four hundred million. What's that you'd make like sixteen

(02:26:55):
million a year. Yeah, it's a good deal. One point
six million a year, whatever it is. And uh in
I would ah, man, I guess. Uh So what I
would start with is just paying off all your debt.
That's how I would ask you. You know what, what
is your total payoff nut? That's where we would start.
That's a million.

Speaker 4 (02:27:13):
Yeah, I'm about four million dollars in debt along with
that before million.

Speaker 2 (02:27:19):
That's such a tough question. Well, here's the thing. It's
inevitable that it will change the way you look at somebody,
because let me tell you, if you think that it won't,
you are lying to yourself. I mean everybody out there
listening right now. If your best friend want to, you know,
three or four hundred million dollars and they did not,
you know, include you into the revelry of having that
kind of money, your friendship would be over. And I

(02:27:40):
and I don't care what you say. That is the truth.
If they acted like nothing else happened, they moved into
a really nice neighborhood, they bought a really nice car,
they did all this stuff that wealth of that level
brings you, and then they just still tried to chill
at your place and watch football. It would not go down. Well,
they're gonna they're not gonna do it, and I and
it's sickening because that is human nature. But it's one

(02:28:01):
thousand percent the truth. I don't think they're gonna They're
not gonna do it because after some event, because it's
just gonna be the ten thousand times that someone's bringing.

Speaker 4 (02:28:10):
Up the money and giving a wink, wink, nudge, nudge, yeah,
or let me know, let me hold yeah, yeah, I
might really seclude you.

Speaker 2 (02:28:16):
Yeah. I think what I would really do, though, is
I would create a trust and then I would I
would I would give money, but it would be under
the understanding that you will never get another penny. That's
how I would do it. Oh yeah, right, because you
would have to have some kind of responsibility when receiving
the money, Like it would be like if I gave
you guys a million bucks apiece. Now, not that I
would have to say this, but I would say, hey, look,

(02:28:37):
you know this, you know understand that you know this
is the money I'm giving you. I'm gonna take care
of my family the same way, and don't ask for
any more money. Don't make any other comments about it.
Here's a million bucks. I mean that with a million dollars,
you could set yourself up to do quite well for
a very long time.

Speaker 3 (02:28:53):
Although someone did text us and say Jimmy would be
long gone before anyone knew he had the four hundred million.

Speaker 2 (02:28:58):
Yeah, that's that's really just pointing to believe that.

Speaker 5 (02:29:01):
Well, I think you should take the money, and you
go through every talkback we received, every text message.

Speaker 2 (02:29:10):
I give you money to everyone who did not give
you a hard time. I tell you what I would do.
This is exactly what I would do. You're talking about
that top ten list of people who have listening. I'd
give the top ten listeners of the station. I would
give one hundred thousand each. That's a million dollars, right,
So I give the top ten listeners of the station
one hundred k apiece after us. I definitely do that
way before you now here goes the problem.

Speaker 4 (02:29:31):
I'm over here saying that, like I would try my
best to not expect much, I would go out of
my way to not expect anything.

Speaker 2 (02:29:37):
But the second I hear you gave ten listeners a
hundred geees, you best believe Jack Davi and Sauceman is
knocking on that tour going. We've listened more than anyone.

Speaker 4 (02:29:51):
Yeah, bitch, we don't have a choice. I have to
listen to your ass ramble on for days. That would
be what I would start having some sort of expectancy of,
like I.

Speaker 3 (02:30:03):
Mean, some small issues.

Speaker 2 (02:30:05):
Rest assure if I ever win money of that nature,
you guys will be some of the first people I
think of leaving. But you know, you know what's really awkward, though,
is that what's the smallest amount of number?

Speaker 4 (02:30:17):
Like if you win ten mili, Yeah, it's way different.
You win, you had to bring home five mili of that. Yeah, debt,
you win five million dollars, that's that's borderline.

Speaker 2 (02:30:27):
I just got to take it to the grave soon. No, no, no,
five million dollars. I would still give a dispersement. I
would still give money, but I would still give it
away a million each, not a million a million each,
But I would give you money. I would try to
make your life easier, for sure. That may be a
scenario or I ask you how much money you owe
and then just pay that off completely and then you're
just you're just you're clean, and then a few bucks

(02:30:49):
on topic. But I do after matter of Scott, Dude,
I'm responsible. I'm not really like debt, so I'm good. Yeah, yeah,
just run to Scott and give it to him like
I've been listening to Scott. So I'm debt free. I
basically have no debt all right? For A seven nine
six four one text us seven seven zero three one,
deab what do you have for you heard here?

Speaker 16 (02:31:06):
First?

Speaker 3 (02:31:06):
Florida's Chief financial Officer updates on their FAFO audits.

Speaker 2 (02:31:11):
Aren't they clever?

Speaker 3 (02:31:13):
Popular airline returns to a central Florida airport and where
some of the best drivers in America can be found.
We'll talk about that next during you heard it here first?

Speaker 2 (02:31:23):
You got it for A seven nine one six four
one back in a second Dev's News. We'll get the
hell out of here. On a Thursday, our friends at.

Speaker 5 (02:31:30):
Tklaw want to remind us, so look ahead. So looking
ahead tomorrow Friday edition of Real Radio and the Friday
edition of The Monsters in the morning. They're getting ready
for their big burlesque show tomorrow night and tomorrow during
the program, they'll have more tickets to Universal Orlando Resort
to give away.

Speaker 2 (02:31:49):
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look ahead for you and your family, do it with
the team at TK law.

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You find them online at one Firm for Life dot com.

Speaker 9 (02:32:17):
Dude, holy smokes, Ross, If that is what I think
it is, What are you doing.

Speaker 14 (02:32:22):
Man, Mercy?

Speaker 9 (02:32:26):
What are you doing all right?

Speaker 23 (02:32:28):
Clifford west Bom Hey, Jim, happy birthday, And I'd like
to give you guys an idea.

Speaker 2 (02:32:33):
What about how my day goes?

Speaker 23 (02:32:35):
I wake up, I listen to Lex Terry every morning,
I immediately switch to Real Radio. My minut are through
the roof and I love riding home to the Jim
Colbert Show with Dev Ross and Jack.

Speaker 2 (02:32:48):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (02:32:48):
What's up, Jim?

Speaker 2 (02:32:49):
Hey? Happy birthday, brother Abud fifty eight. You said it's a.

Speaker 7 (02:32:52):
Good age, man, It's a really good age. It's just
before sixty. I'll be sixty two and just enjoy the weekend, man,
have some fun. Endzel's Hideaway is actually a really good
place to take the family is if you're up for it,
some cigars. I'm sure you got a bottle ready to go.
I do play some golf. Now, don't get hurt because
you know you might have to, you know, step it up.

(02:33:14):
I'm just saying, I guess that good weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:33:17):
Thanks James.

Speaker 9 (02:33:18):
Okay, just to prove how much I truly do love
the show and love you guys, I just looked up
my totals one hundred and nineteen thousand six minutes including today.

Speaker 20 (02:33:29):
Wow, I've listened over four hundred thousand minutes on my
Hey MFM little radio. I wonder how many batteries I've
spent over four thousand dollars on batteries.

Speaker 2 (02:33:43):
Wow, wow, I don't believe that. I don't go on
top of my iHeart I most listened to, but also
on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (02:33:51):
You are my most of you thing I watch on YouTube.
So there you go. So you're two number ones there
and havepy birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:33:57):
Jimmy, Thanks buddy, appreciate it, Appreciate everything.

Speaker 14 (02:33:59):
Good one.

Speaker 27 (02:34:02):
After hearing all these big numbers with minutes, I went
ahead and I looked at mine and I was impressed
with the ninety somethings eighty something thousand, and then I
saw mine at one hundred and twenty two thousand listening
minutes to Real Radio. So thank you everyone there for

(02:34:22):
all of the great content. I really do appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (02:34:27):
Awesome, man, Thank you very much. Guys, appreciate that very much.
We have so many more, we just couldn't get to
them all little. I'll tell you what's interesting is you know,
before I started working at this radio station, I actually
was a gigantic fan of this radio station. Matter of fact,
I found this by being addicted to it. And I
will tell you I would love to see my numbers
as a fan of Real Radio when I found it
in the late eighties into the time when I started

(02:34:50):
working there. So you know, it wouldn't be as many
of these guys because I started working here in ninety three.
But man, you know that's pretty impressive and we appreciate
it greatly for sure. Welcome back. I'm Jim and Jack
and Ross are here for sure. Speaking of deb let's
get some news.

Speaker 5 (02:35:05):
Good time for you.

Speaker 2 (02:35:07):
Heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.

Speaker 3 (02:35:09):
Yeah, Florida Chief financial Officer Blaze and Golia Nice is
touting the results of his Florida Agency for Fiscal Oversight.
You know what that is, FAFO audits across the state.

Speaker 24 (02:35:24):
We have audited and done spending calculations for ten local
government budgets, and so far we have exposed over one
point five billion dollars with the bee in excessive wasteful spending.

Speaker 3 (02:35:40):
He says, Palm Beach County is the worst offender, over
spending three hundred and forty four million dollars goodness in
the last fiscal year alone, and Golia says that's the
biggest number he's seen in the state of Florida this year. Meanwhile,
it turns out Tallahassee is gonna scrutinize how Daytona Beach
spends text dollars on Monday, all thanks to that audit

(02:36:02):
that they yeah, travel expenses, yeah, oh yeah, hey. Speaking
of Daytona, Jet Blue has returned to Daytona Beach International Airport.
No way, yeah. The airline's first new flight from New
York's JFK arrived this morning. The arrival was marked by
a water cannon salute, ribbon cutting ceremony, and an aircraft tour.

(02:36:22):
Jet Blue is going to offer daily NonStop flights to
New York and Boston, providing travelers with more options and
boosting local tourism. And maybe you know, a little bit
easier of an airport to.

Speaker 2 (02:36:33):
Travel out of. Yeah. One.

Speaker 3 (02:36:35):
And then finally, some of the best drivers in America
are in the best drivers best.

Speaker 2 (02:36:42):
Denial. So I would think, I would think the people
that had to drive in adverse scenarios a lot. I'll
go California, I'll go Hawaii, Alaska, Florida, no way.

Speaker 3 (02:36:52):
Yes, yes, that's why I pulled the story Michigan. Chuck
has already texted us at seven seven zero three one
and said, please don't say Michigan again. Yeah, there's not,
But that is according to that report we covered yesterday
from lending Tree, which ranked which states had the best
and worst drivers based on the number of accidents do
you wise speeding and other driving violations committed Florida drivers,

(02:37:14):
believe this or not, we're ranked second best in America,
just behind Michigan.

Speaker 2 (02:37:18):
That's absurd.

Speaker 3 (02:37:19):
Think about that when you get on the road tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:37:21):
That is absurd.

Speaker 3 (02:37:23):
And for those who did not hear drivers in North
Dakota were deemed to be the worst drivers in the US,
absurd or not you heard it here.

Speaker 2 (02:37:29):
First, I'm the Jim Culbert Shan.

Speaker 23 (02:37:33):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (02:37:33):
Who do we have to thank today? Young lady.

Speaker 3 (02:37:34):
We want to thank Froggers Grilling Bar for our delicious
lunch today.

Speaker 2 (02:37:38):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (02:37:39):
Froggers. Also want to thank Danny Meering with Orlando Date
Night Guide in case you missed her holiday themed recommendations
for dates this weekend. Her podcast has already been posted
at The Jim Culbert Show. Want to thank Mills Air
for sauten up our Thursdays and then, last but never least,
Sam Bowen and Candice Rich for running our YouTube check.

Speaker 2 (02:37:57):
Thank you so much, guys, we appreciate it every single day.
Jack Question of the day. Sure put one up in
the YouTube chat. Which is your preferred Christmas movie? Gave
you choices, Elf, It's a Wonderful Life, a Christmas Story
and Scrooge. Scrooge was the USA Today New number one
Christmas movie of all time. But I do not believe
it's going to be the number one movie with our people.

(02:38:18):
I'll go It's a Wonderful Life.

Speaker 5 (02:38:19):
Elf came in at thirty eight ten Really Scrooged at
twenty six.

Speaker 2 (02:38:24):
Wow, a Christmas Story at nineteen percent.

Speaker 5 (02:38:26):
I picked the one in the Dead last. Well, actually
it's tied with a Wonderful Life. They're both at nineteen percent.

Speaker 14 (02:38:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:38:31):
Man, maybe it's just people have seen it so much.

Speaker 3 (02:38:33):
Come will Shrek the Halls is really good.

Speaker 2 (02:38:37):
Shrek the Dolls is a super funny story that is
super funny. Here you go, look at that agreement.

Speaker 3 (02:38:41):
I did not even know he'd seen it.

Speaker 2 (02:38:42):
Broughs A. He just likes the name. I'll just stand up.
But you're doing weird already covered that. I'm doing weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:38:48):
I wouldn't say thank you to all the people who
bought Volume one of Hoodies off of my website.

Speaker 2 (02:38:54):
I saw that Rosscomedy dot com. And of course you
could check out good Sauce right there on the iHeartRadio
app and catch it every windy day right here on
Real Radio at eight o'clock at night. Let's get the
hell out of here. On behalf of deb Jack and
Ross Him Jim. We follow the New Junkie. They follow
the monsters in the morning. After us, it's Tom and
Dan with the corporate time and our friends from Real Laughs.
We'll see them mar at three for more of the
Jim Colbert show. Until then, have yourself a fantastic Thursday evening.

Speaker 3 (02:39:15):
See you Friday back.

Speaker 10 (02:39:21):
Give me a freaking boy.

Speaker 1 (02:39:23):
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