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God, I leave them all.

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Job good.

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You're dominy alien Tom Van.

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Yeah, you know what. I'm so mad because I've been
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Speaker 6 (01:36):
Got good?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
This is a this is a switch. Usually I'm doing
your show. I don't think have you guys ever been
in when I'm hosting? Is this the first or second.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Time we we have?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
But not for not for a duration.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Usually they call us in when you're out of town,
which I thought was a sign like a champion doesn't
like Yeah, right wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Bryan Rhn said the same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
He was.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
He was like, man, what's going on? I only get
calls from you when you're halling ass Ye, why is
it we can't work together? And then of course he
just came in the other day and we have to
work together. He's good dude.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I love Brian.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
We seld him yesterday, did we.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
We've been doing the tour, you know, doing the media
tour for the beer fest. Yeah. So I don't even
know where we're at at this point. You know, like
doing events is so hard and terrible that this will
uh we have to keep doing them.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's like the backbone of what you guys started with though.
I mean you guys mean on top of the podcast
by the way, you know, obviously congratulations for people who
do not realize Tom and Dan podcast is, I would say,
I mean, have you guys any research on whether or
not you're the you're the first major podcast product in
Orlando when it comes to the you know, just the
hot talk kind of idea rather than being focused on
like politics or food or anything.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Hot talk, you talk.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't know if you know that.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
I don't know, but uh, there's a lot of them now,
so I can't imagine trying to break into the podcast
world now because it's insane.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Onto their Yeah, like we were doing the right thing,
but now that everyone has one, I really wish we'd
chosen something else, because you guys had that original.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Radio that right, you guys had an original footprint though
kind of like you know, Maren just gave it up.
I mean, he was one of the OG's on the
national scene. Yeah, and then you guys. I think when
it comes to Orlando, I think most people believe that
you guys are probably the ogs that you know the left.
I mean, you know, very good jobs here to start
this thing so you could do your own thing.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
We believed in it, I think a little earlier than most,
and I think a lot of people like, imagine the
number of emails and text messages I got when Maren
bowed out, because yeah, that has been sort of a
definitive sign to a lot of people of like, ehbuddy.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
It's happening. And I'm like, I don't think they're right
on that guy.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
It's not happening.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Yeah with him, I feel.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
He's also older, and his show was completely different than
anything we've ever done, and I feel like he has
other things he wants to do. We are not talented
enough to have other things we want to do.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
A lot of the.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Stand ups they're they doing podcasts too. They make more
money with their stand up than their podcast. Yeah, you know,
and then so it depends on uh, you know, they're like, well,
what the hell, I'm just gonna go, you know, just
do the stand up and why you know, podcasting is
a lot of work. You're gonna come up with things
to talk about.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
People do not believe that though. I think that most
people believe that you just sit down in front of
the mike, you record it, you do a little intro,
you do an outro, and you throw it up there
online and it goes from there. I mean, obviously I
know that's not true, because you guys do your thing, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
You hear the like you're just.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Doing your little hot yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
And you know you say about the comics, you know,
having podcasts, I think it's almost necessary these days, right,
I mean, like to have a podcast so almost kind
of uh a semiotically, you know, promote one side or
the other regardless of what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
A lot of stand ups are realizing that because everything
there's information is so easy to get and so easy
to transmit now that like podcast, Like stand up comedians
used to get a podcast because they're like, oh, it's great,
so I can promote my own gigs.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
And then because everybody was doing it, But after a
while you realize, like, wait a minute, like the where
I'm going is promoting where I'm going and through everybody's
social media and all that stuff, so it's like, am
I really promoted?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Like the people who.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Listen to my podcast, they're gonna come see me when
I come into Orlando or whatever. I don't need to
tell them on my podcast. And then it's became less
of a promotional thing. And then if you're not making
that much money doing it, then you're just gonna, you know,
it's gonna die.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
And don't you think covid accelerated it for the comedians.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
He takes like a guy like Kreischer, if you take.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Like you know, any of the other ones. He's a
great example. But I feel like he was really going,
you know, all eggs podcast basket because of COVID make
as much money as humanly possible, and now he's sick
of it because he knows he can make more money
with cruise stand right.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's almost impossible to believe our comedy is now, you know,
you know, ten fifteen years ago. And I think you
guys can attest to this. I mean, Krisher would have
never come close to an arena, that dude. I mean
a Max, you know, a Max would be a hard
a hard rock live, kind of hearty inside thing. And
now like the dudes are doing arena is like, you know,
it's just a thing. If you're not doing arena, you're
a bit. It almost seems like that now. It's almost

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like it's weird because I you know, I'm a big
fan of Anthony Jesslinnick, and I think this stuff is great.
He's not even close to an arena act, not even close.
But guys like Chryscher are.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I mean, look, Schultz, you can put Schultz in there.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
You can put Common and Sam Morell and all those guys.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yeah, they've done it.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
But but what Burke Krescher is doing is kind of
like Jimmy Buffett did, where it's like it's not up
early about the music per se, it's more about the
five you know, and then the parent heads and like
creating a party with it.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
You can't say that anymore. And you know, but it's like.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
That's what Chrysler did, is like I'm gonna create this
party and that's where.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
And that's who he is. That's who he is, right.
I mean, we've hun, we've been around him a bunch.
He's a really interesting, nice guy. But what you see
is what you get when you see Christer on TV.
That's exactly how Chrischer would be in your living room
pretty much. So but interesting stuff. I mean, uh, what
else is going on? How you guys celebrating Thanksgiving this year?
We don't really talk about stuff like this, so I'm.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Glad you're bringing it up.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
You know, Tom is you will be very happy to
know that Tom is still doing the the age old
tradition his wife and this is the only time that
your wife ever cooks like real meat.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Well sometimes, I mean we are doing our like annual
Brooksville kroom for you know, so uh and I you know,
we I've been doing that since I was a kid,
and then now I introduced my kids into it and
is the you know, the Van family tradition.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
So we're still doing that.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
But then Crystal's family is coming up the day before
and she got like her Grandma's coming up and we're
doing double Thanksgiving, and that's where Crystal's cooking the tofurkey,
and then.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
There and they're sweetish, So is it like herring eyes?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
The scrawled and then they released the lanterns.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
But their family, your family.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
You come from a long line of at the end
of every good Swedish meal, you release one hundred lanterns.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Like a good lantern, It's like throwing trash into the sky.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I've never understood the flame. Remember, it's like, Okay, there
goes a forest fire. Let's just send off the random
forest fire. Just there goes a neighborhood for a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
You want a fun Orlando fact, Yeah, can we go
like I mean, let's go hyper Orlando the seven eleven
on Corrinne Drive. Okay, yes, they sell lanterns like they're
there now. But one time when I was in there
buying Cool's light on the wall, there was a six
of them in a line and they'd put them out
and you could have bought a Chinese You dirty.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Look at these lantern you light it up and you
put it into this guy.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
They seem cool, but when you look at it, it
is seems like unbelievably irresponsible.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
But right there next to Monster energy drinks, you're.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Sitting an open flame out into the nether It just
seems dumb.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
It's an open flame that uh the lifts up trash
that will eventually somewhere.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
He's taking its own fuels, kindling.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
They're made of paper. They land and then they create
a firebomb.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
In your neighborhood. But they're beautiful for forty seconds.

Speaker 7 (09:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
I like looking up at all the trash and except
free and then just walking away happy.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
What do you guys, what is the sweetish Thanksgiving like?
Is that?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
No, well it's not so much.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
You'll liver not the do like elderberry flower drinks. They
run around a maple in their mouth or something.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
And you, you guys, just much midsummer all day.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
I didn't like. I always went camping. So the actual
Thanksgiving dinner, we used to go to Cracker Barrel when
I was a kid.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
My god.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Old logo.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, I'm with the yellow old man.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
None of this new bs, but I need lester in there.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I'm not coming.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
I always thought it was Uncle Hershel okay, yeah, uh so,
uh And we used to just go to Cracker Barrel
and then like in the whole making the dinner and
stuff was never a thing.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Growing up.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I was from Oh yeah, I come from a long
line of Reynolds turkey plastic turkey bag.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
That's right, you put the roasting bag. Yeah, the roasting bag.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You put the flour in the time.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
That was my job is the flour of the bag.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
You know.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, so I would do that, but now no, Now
I've I love cooking, and you know I love cooking.
We were geeking out before you even started your show,
and I'm like, you know what, Nope, I'm buy from.
I find small businesses in town that I like their food,
and then I buy their pre cooked great stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Really, So this year we've done you know before, We've
done Swining Sons before, We've gone Rabbits before, shout out
to all the goodies.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
This year we're doing Pick Floyds.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Oh nice, because it's.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I think it's the most underrated barbecue in Orlando.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Very close. I love their twist on it. Yeah, man,
I love the spicy I love their beans and rice.
I love the spicy sauces he has.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
They're damn good, dude.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I agree that percent they have good pulled pork too,
and we added a little running ham.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Ye yeah, I believe their tacos over there. I mean
when you go up there and get their their rubber
cue taco is like with a brisket or chicken, they're
oh almost said that word.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
They're really really good little bento box.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeh yeah, yeah good.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
I have a the about twenty twenty five Thanksgiving, and
tell me if you agree with that.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
This is where he goes totally ras.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Why it's gonna be better because of ice?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Right? So, uh, I feel like we've never like it's
never been a more awkward family get together.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
And I'll explain.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Thanksgiving right now.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
Is because like all the kids have their devices now, right, yes,
so they're all lost in their devices looking at their phone,
especially teenagers, you know what I'm saying. So now you
got the family dynamic of you got Uncle Randy.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
You know what I'm saying, a festering.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
You had to ask him not to wear a whole line.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
He has a whole life overalls, a hat, a flag
that he could wear, a cape, his cars wrapped.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yeah yeah. And then maybe even older than Uncle Randy
who fought in Vietnam where it's like the real old bloomers.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
The hippie sometimes too. Yeah, so you might go ultra
liberal there.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
That clash is hard so and then the political climate
and ever they they're arguing that way. But then I
feel like the more divisive thing is the kids on
their cell phones were mixed with the old timers that
were like, you know, because there's nothing makes an old
man more mad than technology. Then the team just staring
and then looking around and they're like, well everybody's doing

(12:24):
it even Yeah, And then I feel like the kids
have a hard time talking to like strangers too cool
to be there. Well, also they've lost all communication skills
because of the device.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Let me ask ai, dad, Yeah, yeah, a second, have
you been playing around with any of that you know?

Speaker 10 (12:45):
Jack?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
No, no, man, Jack. Jack's actually into a little bit
more than than I am.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Have you messed with any of the rock personalities?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Not on that.

Speaker 11 (12:53):
I've recently listened to uh interview with Elon talking about
rock and all the different stuff he does.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't listen to an interview with
Elon because I'm just not I couldn't handle that. Yeah,
and I have the car, but the new like the
way it talks to you, and the way it like
remembers things and the way it kind of pretends to
be your Japanese girlfriend is why, Well.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Listen to that guy, that college student that was out
in the Midwest that I think or actually maybe here,
who killed himself. He was like twenty four to twenty
five years old.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
We had another case locally too, and I think it
was maybe a special needs.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
To the younger guy. Yeah yeah, but this case, this
guy was like a college graduate, didn't seem to have
any issues, and they went back and looked the account,
and the day that he wound up doing it, he
drove to this lake and when he logged onto his
chet GBT, like his friend thing or whatever it is,
it says, uh, he, I guess he texted you there
and it and the thing answered, yeah, brody, what's up?
What are we getting into today? So, in other words,

(13:49):
it already assumed this vernacular of this person that would
be likely a friend of his and ran with it,
and the entire conversations have that vernacular of a young
twenty year old college student kind of guy.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yeah, it molds to what you want. You build it
just like those stilde kids from the eighties. It's like
asking why am I seeing so many racist joke real
because you're racist? Sorry for seven nine four one text
Us at seven seven zero three.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
One of you guys have some news, right, Yeah?

Speaker 6 (14:20):
I got eight.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Stories for you, eight stories, very wild order too.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
We have a lot of stuff to talk about today,
like a lot of interesting stuff to get into to
a stickle break, we'll come back, We'll get Tom and
Dan's news. We'll continue with the show. You're listening to
jim Colbert Show on Real Radio. Hey guys, I hope
you guys doing well.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Tom and Dan in the house. Jimmy and Jack are
ib'bly gonna need a technic shot thanks by Hey evil, I.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Hear this is the coolest thing that could ever happen.
I hear Jimmy on your show all the time. But
Tom and Dan, I'm a BDM for life. And to
have you on the actual radio show with Jimmy gonna
be the funniest thing.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Now.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
Talk about that mustang.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Thanks cartoon Gopher, what to bring it up?

Speaker 12 (15:11):
Eh?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Damn seven four one text us at seven seven zero three.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
One and Jack having a little fun over there, and
they got on the voicemails and which ones can I
put you.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Uh, I'm Jim. There's Dan jack is here as well,
along with Tom comm and Dan. You can hear him.
Are you gonna do Tom and Dan dot com? Is
that the best time?

Speaker 6 (15:35):
We're the best thing to be Internet?

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Well, yeah, he's gonna be a real jerk about it,
because this guy's like, did you have on our show?

Speaker 6 (15:42):
He's like, Google's in your pocket?

Speaker 11 (15:44):
Allow me to recommend real radio at seven pm every week?

Speaker 5 (15:49):
You know what that's that's a man's nose there.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
That guy knows.

Speaker 13 (15:53):
All right.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Uh uh, I'm Jim Jackets right there, and the guys
have your news. Let's do it.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
Good time for Jaz the s news.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Wow, this guy kind of push his name on everything.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
It's in my contracted here's the news on the Jim
Comer Show. All right, what do you guys got?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Okay, let's start with the top story that Tom and
I have just been discussing all morning. Congress has in
a bipartisan bill to Donald Trump's desk that forces the
Justice Department to release the files on Jeffrey Epstein within
thirty days. Survivors who pushed for transparency say the vote
feels like a turning point and are hoping for this
finally brings real accountability.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Trump has said he'll.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Sign the bill, but some lawmakers and victims worry the
administration or the DOJ could still look for ways to
delay or limit what actually gets released.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah. One of the things they're talking about is a
couple weeks ago or last week, they started another investigation.
And one of the theories is is that you know,
when it gets to the desk, they will say they
can release some parts of it. Other parts can't be
released because they are currently still under an investigation. That's
the operating theory I've heard mostly today Democrats only.

Speaker 14 (16:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, I liked it when they said that, only because
it just seems like it's so unfair.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
I'm like, well, why does that even happen?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Because I would read that they'd be like, well, we're
just going to release the guys we want to get
into trouble.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
And it was like, is that where we're at now?
Because that's crazy? Yeah, everyone's cool with that.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, the largest up, the largest orders of Sharpies were
delivered to Washington last night by tractor trailer.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah, but it also makes me feel like you've ever
been like sitting like barely listening to a story and
then you hear about somebody that works in government, a
politician obviously, and they're like, oh, well he got subpoena
and he said I'm not going right, And I'm like, well,
how does that happen? Because like for me, like if
I even just I got to be on a jury, yeah,
make a call, you know, like how they how do
Why is it different for you?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah? It happens all the time. I actually there are
a number of people in the House I think right
now that it still has standing subpoenas over things like
January sixth. I think Jim Jordan has one of the
investigation into the wrestling abuse of the college he was
a part of four years ago. So that's that happens
all the time. We're chr right, it doesnt apply. Thus
we couldn't do that.

Speaker 11 (17:59):
We're out of time where real news has mixed with
the onion. Yeah, the onion. Yeah, they'd come up with
these fake stories. That's what it seems like. Everyd oh, that's.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
That other thing, that's that Dunning Krueger Effect website also
does the same thing, matter of fact, and those stories
are so convincing they get shared by politicians occasionally.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Okay, so uh, this is a true story.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
When Jack told me like, hey, can you get together
some news stories, I'm like, okay, I don't consume the news.
First off, like I never watch it. Daniel tells me
what's going on, but I don't consume any of it.
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
We'll talk about it now, I'll talk about it.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
And so I just typed in news and Google.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
I heard him scream and.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Then I'll scroll which one's the one? There's so many news.
It was all over the place. And then I was like,
I was like, what a young.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
That he got?

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Hang there, like what he got? Which news?

Speaker 15 (18:52):
There?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
There are so many news a statement of the quade?

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Which one is Jackuan, I have no idea. Jackline, he
likes the gay.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Jerry likes the non gay news.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Jack likes the gay news. You don't listen to the show.
I had no idea also, And then going back to
the files, like every time the government released files it
seems to be disappointing, Like remember the JFKIN. Everybody's like, oh,
the JFK files, And then.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I was like, hol y ouh.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
And then they release them right or something, and then.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's all redacted known in there, it's all redacted.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Never mind.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Yeah, And then it was also it's like hold on
the same thing that we distrust, we trust to release
all of the what we want to. Of course, if
you asked me to, like, hey, like write down everything
you did wrong and release it to us, I'm not
gonna write some stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
The thing that is to me. I think one of
the most interesting parts of this entire story is if
you've read back in the day, the last two weeks
I believe, before Epstein was arrested, put in jail, and
eventually quotation killed himself, right, is the fact that he
had they actually his phone, I believe for the last
week and a half or two weeks that he was free,

(20:05):
and those recordings are somewhere, Like they tapped that guy's
phone with a federal tap for two weeks and no
one's mentioned those conversations that he had on that phone
that entire time. I think that could be some of
the most telling stuff out there. Plus photographs, everything they
got from both of his estates are somewhere. They have them,
they know the names, they know what everybody did. And
the other thing is the financial reports. You know, thousands

(20:27):
of transactions between banks and this guy and some of
the biggest, most powerful people in the world. So very
interesting stuff. Let's see here. Well, you'll move on.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Let's move on.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
We'll get the heavier stuff out early, and then I'll
get into the funds to California, authorities have carried out
news searches and the disappearance of nine year old Melody Buzzard,
who hasn't been seen since early October. Detectives and the
FBI served warrants at her mother's home, a storage unit,
and the rental car used on a three day road
trip from California to Nebraska. Surveillance images show Melody wearing

(20:59):
what appears to be wig on October seventh, the last
confirmed sighting. Her mother, Ashley Buzzard, returned home on October
tenth and has refused to cooperate with investigators. Melody is
still considered an at risk missing child and no arrests
have been me.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think they were talking to her dad
today about that. That's a wild thing. I just saw
that story today.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
Terrible, So the mom refused cooperating, yeahs a terrible sign.
Usually if your daughter and you're not talking to the cops.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
That's a bad, bad sign.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, this one, yeah, this one, but this one breaks
my heart. And the wig thing I didn't yet, I
don't Yeah, I don't know. See when I searched news,
the Epsteine and the Missing Kid didn't come on. Yeah,
but you gotta start with a you know, you gotta
go for the island missing Kid, and then you got
to dip into the other stuff, any other Let's see
a new form Esquire magazine, brand new article that came
out today, Deliver Me from Nowhere is the new Bruce

(21:52):
Springsteen biopic. But right now, basically what they're talking about
is that the film has been kind of framed as
a flop. And I sort of disagree because I am
not a Springsteen fan and I brought this up purely
for Jack.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
I think the film looks awesome. Did you see it?

Speaker 8 (22:10):
No?

Speaker 6 (22:10):
I have not seen it, but I love that.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
But the story goes on to say that they think
that when the film is re released, and it should
be coming out very very soon for streaming and for download,
that they were hoping that that could really jump started
because they kind of feel like it's been given an
unfair shape.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
I think that that will happen. I think people love
the story, but they don't love it at seventeen dollars
and fifty cents with a five dollars, with a ten
dollars coke, and twenty dollars. It's a mark the Nebraska
album Ryan it is, and it's about him going through depression,
like right before once he became famous, but before he
launched into global fame.

Speaker 11 (22:43):
Okay, that moment right there, and he's like, no, I
have to do this, and the record company is like, no,
you got to you gotta keep going. But you know,
so he was fighting with depression. He got help.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
But it's not a fun story, right.

Speaker 11 (22:57):
So when you watch a biopic, you want to see
the successes and you kind of live that with them.
This is more of the darkest time in his period
and it has to do. I think it tells a
good story and one worth telling, and I think people
will appreciate it when they eventually see it.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
It's just not a box office.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
The interview he did with Jeremy Allen is it Jeremy
Allen White, Yes, that he did with Jeremy Allen White
with Bruce right next to him, he said one of
the most profound things I've ever heard. He goes, You know,
I watched the movie and it was fun for me
to watch. This is Bruce speaking because I want to
be Bruce Springsteen too, He goes, But I don't feel
like that. I don't feel like I'm Bruce. I don't
feel like I'm the Bruce Springsteen that everybody looks at

(23:36):
and thinks that's the Bruce Springsteen. It looks fun to me,
but I don't know what that's like because in his world,
I guess he's just working doing what he loves and
doesn't understand that other.

Speaker 11 (23:44):
Nature of it, which was kind of odd. He said,
he's like it for three and a half hours when
he's on stage. That's when he's Bruce Springsteen. Outside of that,
he's not sure.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Like I want to be the cool guy at the party,
but I'm really not type thing. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
How much is Bruce Springsteeing worth?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
How much do you need?

Speaker 6 (23:59):
I mean over a billion? He sold it. It was
one of the record sales for his music catalog.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I don't think I knew that he was over a billion.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yow, it's been in the games.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
It's like, Yeah, I mean, it's hard as a musician
to get to over a billion.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Well, it is for sure, you really. I mean, but
obviously he had created that portfolio or that that catalog,
you know, years before any of this other stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
But also what's interesting is that it's a gritty billion billion.
You look at like Beyonce, you look at Taylor Swift,
there's a lot of glitter there.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's a shiny billion.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Yeah, you look at him and it's a black leather
coat and tight jeans.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Fan of a guy I ain't shaved in a while. Billion.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I actually have grown to enjoy Bruce more in his
elder age than I ever did when he was a
younger performer and I was young. Makes me uncomfortable, Okay,
I can see that. I don't like John presents game.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
It's an office guy, right. I hate that guy. I
look at him.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I'm like one of those beloved dudes in all of Hollywood.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Like, I hate to go flush her head the toilet,
you jerk.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
I hate that guy.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
You so speak of the biopics. Have you seen the
Michael Jackson biopic?

Speaker 3 (25:06):
No, but I started I started being Eddie last night,
the Eddie Murphy one, and it is effing fascinating. I
fell asleep in the middle of it. But got almighty
damn dude, Oh my god. Man, you learn some stuff
about Eddie.

Speaker 11 (25:19):
You do, but you also when stars controlled their own
narrative there it is, it's like there's none of the dirt.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
They're right, well, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Don't expect that. Though. I was gonna sit down and
tell you about that hooker he picked up with his song.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
I loved it, but also.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yes, yeah, yes, and he's got a little legal for sure,
and you know, and but he wanted to tell his
own story.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
But it's I enjoyed the hell.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Out of it.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
I grew up through that.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I got you.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Uh. Fox thirty five is reporting that a big new
attraction may.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Be coming to Orlando. You guys are not going to
believe this, but Tom did.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Mattel just announced plans for a series of indoor water
parks themed around the biggest brands they've ever made, including
Barbie Hot Wheels, and Orlando is the first target location
to actually have one of these premiere Mattel indoor water parks.
They're partnering with Orlando's own Martin Aquatic to design the project,
but the company has revealed but they have not revealed

(26:16):
where on Orlando it will be built or when it
will be open. It's part of Mattel's larger push into
themed entertainment, following the recent Mattel Adventure Park in Arizona,
Kansas City.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, it was just story about Netflix doing the same thing.
Netflix is going in the old malls and they're taking
up some of the big the big box sore spaces
and creating spaces where you can go in and have
personal interactions with some of their biggest brands like Stranger
Things and other things like that, you know, Squid Game,
and they're they're trying to go because they feel they've
maxed out the value of the subscription model. You know,
how much, how do I make more money? I can

(26:46):
only get you nineteen ninety nine a month or whatever
it is. I can't get you anywhere else. So they're
trying to get something out there that you know, has
their brand on it is. It seems kind of similar
to that.

Speaker 11 (26:54):
Yeah, but this I think has much bigger potential. I
think a water parks have perfect combination for not only
the Barbie aspect, but hot wheels that the tracks with
hot wheels, as far as the water slides and everything
they can build themed around Matchbox hot wheels and.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Think of all the gorgeous cans walking around.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Yeah, also the indoor peepies. I went to an indoor
water park when we went over to Sweden, and that's
why I said.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
He he basically he was like, dude, this if this
come into Orlando, I'm going.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
It was the first time and obviously they have it
over there because it's furrozen tundra most of the year,
so they have to say indoor water park. But and
we did it kind of as like even because we're
level a novelty to break it up because we went
to some you know, uh fungus mat outdoor camping is
a hippie camping.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Because you know, Crystal loves she's a hippie and she
made him go to it. One of those cars or
their harvesting manure.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Three hours a day. They're having a show manure to
earn their keep.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
At the at the you know, the launch, the bucks
are like booming birds. Cling aside was a couple's therapy going.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
He just doesn't.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
He never puts up a fight. He just doesn't. So
we went to this indoor water park and I thought
it was I'm like, whatever, we got water parks at Orlando,
what the hell? But I really enjoyed it. And then
and then when I heard that this indoor water park
is coming to Orlando, it maybe like other people from
around the country are like, why the hell you're in Florida,
the great greatest weather in the country. Why the hell

(28:26):
are you building an indoor water park. But if you
think about it, there are like there's so much more
potential to make money when it's indoors, Like you old
the nights, you know, now you could let you have
the you know, sell night time packages and people going
through the night. And and we think that the weather
is always good in Florida, but it really like if
it's so hot, like when it in.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
The storms of the summers, I mean, you know, they're
pretty pridiculous every afternoon whistle to get out of the waters.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
So then you open up this indoor water park and
now the weather doesn't matter. Now you know that hours
don't matter. The only thing that's going to be different
is that the indoor water park in Sweden there were
only two lifeguards and you could do.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Whatever the hell you want to because there's no lawsuits.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
So like there were there were like groups of kids
going down the slides. There were like it was crazy.
It was the craziest thing there. Have you ever been, Like,
of course, you probably haven't been to a water park
with no lifeguards with kids swim. It was nuts. So
I was like, well, this is crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
It was awesome there here there'd be like one for
every kid.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, California authorities have Oh wait, actually let
me let me jump to this one.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
This one's better and in the the department of why
this is happening.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Ariana Grande will be hosting Saturday Night Lives Christmas episode
on December twentieth, with Cher returning to the show as
the musical guest for the first time in nearly forty years.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
NBC announced its full December lineup, which includes Melissa McCarthy
She's on December sixth, Josh O'Connor on December thirteenth. Grande
has been on there frequently, while Cher has only appeared
as a musical guest one TI I'm.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Back in nineteen eighty seven, one time ever.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, and the holiday episode will also serve as SNL's
final final show of the year. I think that's really dumb.
I just there's no share. Really, share shares.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
What she gives?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Really?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
All right, they're going, okay.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
Merry Christmas and l that's what you got to share.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
You're gonna dust off her old tattooed ass, shove her
out there, all right.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Isn't she eighty eighty one years?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Ultimately that it looks like Howard Stern and Howard Stern
looks like share. Yeah, that that share is the duration
above me. I'm forty three, you know what I'm saying,
Like my parents.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Listen to share. Share, wasn't I'm older than you? I
got you by what five or seven?

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Something like that?

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Yeah, so I don't but shares not me. That's it's
way old.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Oh yeah, we're saying.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Jack and I. I mean, she's part of our generation
because we used to see her on like variety shows
with Sunny Bono all the time, no matter of fact,
they had their own and she was a monster back
then though. Dude, she was.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Beautiful when she was doing the Gypsies, Tramps and thieves.
Can you say, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah with the long.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Oh yeah part in the long had the Native American
thing on yeah you satur Night Live.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
You know, I had a hot take at the beginning
of it, because obviously a friend of the show came
Patterson's on there rooting for him, and I said, it's
gonna succeed and it's gonna be great. I did start
watching a couple of episodes. He had some good stuff,
and I rooted for him. But I thought that this season,
if I'm just being honest, is not good. And I
think I was wrong.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
The staff is not it doesn't there's no star. I
don't think there's a star. There usually is a step
out couple of players in the in the game, and
it just doesn't seem to have that, and the writing
just doesn't seem to be there. I actually watched a
bunch of clips from the the last two episodes, and
they did not get a lot of studio audience laughs.

Speaker 11 (31:36):
I am still wondering what was behind the firing of
Heidi Gardner because she was so dynamic on that show, yea,
and for her just to be, you know, unceremoniously.

Speaker 6 (31:49):
You know, let go.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
And we've heard that, you know during a lot of
the people who left, and you know since they've gone,
that it's a very high pressure work environment and at
times can be toxic and uh, even people that we
know that left the show and started doing stand up tours,
we talked to them about it, like Kevin Neelan and
guys like that, they'd say, it's a very very difficult job.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
We also live in a different time where that you know,
if you're an up and coming sketch comedian or even
comedian like you, dying to get the opportunity to get
on sn L because that could be your launching pad
for success.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Patchet's built for that show and.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Now you or your launching pad could be your social
media and so many other different avenues. They can get you,
you know, past sn L and then you'd have the
freedom to do whatever you want instead of because if
you get you get into contracts with SNL, like all
of a sudden, you're locked down to a certain extent.
You know, you can't just leave and launch out.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You have to get permission to do with the projects.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Yeah, of course, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
All encompassing for sure. All right, great job, Bill.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Clinton, Trump Store.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Getting out of here?

Speaker 6 (33:05):
All right?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Or seven nine one o four one text do seven
seven zero three one back in a second.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
What's up guys. Hey, I'm a huge Jim Clover Chaffan
and I'm a huge Tom Damn fan and I am
already crying laughing at this first segment.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Guys, can we do this like once a month or
something because I'm.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Anyways, great show, keep it up, Love you guys.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Anybody got to find a budget for these dudes they charge.
I'm a dan. Don't come cheap.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
I'll do it for trade.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Give me.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
There's some motor pills and a fish set.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
Motor pills.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Radio has anything.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
I'll take you two scans in a motive speaking of
one of those. Thanks to Elixir Downtown Orlando.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Yeah, yeah, Washington.

Speaker 11 (34:15):
Street near the cor of Orangeev Dave and his crew
at Elixir provided food for the show today. Best place
for lunch in downtown Orlando. It wasn't just food, it
was great great food.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Official partner Official partner w j r r's Earthday Birthday
twenty twenty six tickets are on sale now. You get
them a ticketmaster dot com. Earthday Birthday twenty six is
coming up March twenty first.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah, they're good.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
I'm glad they're bringing back Earthday Birthday. By the way,
I was when Rick told me last year that they
had stopped. They were like, We're not gonna do it
this year, and I was like, man, it's it sucked
because I was like, God, it's such a heritage event
that it has been going on for so long. The guy,
it's kind of like the when fans were to announced. Yeah,
they shut down. Then they brought it back and made

(35:05):
me happy to second. We were like, will do it,
will do Earthday Birth, It'll be Tom and Dad's. It'll
just be they just work. Did they announce the act
the headline action three days Grace, Yeah, yeah, three days Yeah.

Speaker 11 (35:21):
And And really it was because Welcome to Rockville came
in in May and all the bands were touring and
they couldn't get the bands they wanted on the right tour.
You gotta when you have a festival, you gotta line
up a dozen bands that are all available the same time.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
And I'm part of the tour.

Speaker 11 (35:38):
So they moved it into March to be able to
get the bands that they wanted for the event.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Did you see the Rockville lineup they released that today?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I think Guns of Roses on that.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
They were a great show. Fighters.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
I the new drummer that I was wrong about. They
when they fight they get a lady now, right, No,
they gotta. They took over nine inch Nails drummersh Yeah.
They had Josh Frees in there. Yeah, and I think
they got they fired him and they got this new
guy in there. And Amazon released some of these videos
of the Food Fighters playing, and I will say that's
another thing I mean wrong a lot lately.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
They got it right.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
He's the right drummer for Food Fighters. He's thrashy and
he's very very much like Taylor Hawkins was. Yeah, and
it fits better than what they had before. And I
was like, Damn, I was wrong on that one.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
It's funny. I'm hunting golden Food Fighters. I like some
of the older stuff new stuff. I don't pay attention
to a whole lot.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Did Dave Girl's infidelity affect how you view the band?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Not really, I mean it was a shame. By the way,
Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. I'm Jim, Tom
and Danner here as well, and Jack is always here
for sure. Yeah, it did. You know what? It was
a drag because you didn't have him as that guy,
even though he's a rock star that's been in the
game since he was seventeen or eighteen years old. For
some reason you thought he was the dude. Maybe yeah,
that was just gonna.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Be the cool guy.

Speaker 11 (36:51):
But you know, like the most likable rock star out there,
the guy keeping rock irrelevant.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Why do we want them to be perfect? They're like,
why do Tom? And I did that with Mike of
the punk rock band No Effects. Well, we sort of
put him on a pedestal and he was holding his
family together, and he had a wife that he'd been
with for like, let's say thirty years, and he had
a kid, and we're.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
Like, this guy's doing it.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
See, you can do it.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
You can be the degenerate drunk and do drugs and
punk rock and still hold your family together. He ad
great dad look, and he wasn't doing it. They ended
up falling apart, and then he's lonely. Now he's selling underwear.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
Is a meth.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Also, could you imagine the temptation?

Speaker 5 (37:27):
You know, I imagine right now?

Speaker 6 (37:30):
It's impossible, Like if there was groupies outside right just
waiting to give the.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Clinton listen, man, have you heard stop?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Have you?

Speaker 16 (37:40):
Well?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
If he did that, he wouldn't be in the same
amount of trouble.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
You started hearing about some of the eighties bands when
they started telling the stories, and I think it was
either it was Death Leopard that had a trap door
in the stage so that during the drum solo they
could drop down and they would have groupies down there,
and during them and guitar solos, dudes were going backstage
getting handled and then coming back and finishing the show.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Make it through a shot.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
I can't imagine make that hearting. They can't make it.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Through a show.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
All they have to do is yep there because that
one fifteen minutes and the world is theirs. They can't
do it, but they did it because they could. That's
the insane part.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Why does Jack have a trap door?

Speaker 6 (38:24):
What's going on with.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
It?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Goes down to the rehabs, explode easy targets, you know?
All right? Four O seven nine one text us seven
seven zero three one. I'm doing something that we all
enjoyed doing to doing it Friday night. You guys have
done it. Jack has done it. Actually Jack introduced me
to it. I'm doing another episode of Who's the Battie?

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Oh man?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
That's good. How much how much did you enjoy doing that?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I enjoy that show because the concept of trying to,
you know, rework the idea of who the the negative
character the Yeah, I guess what is.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
The bad guy tagging it?

Speaker 5 (38:59):
No, the antagonists.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Antagonist in the movie is Yeah, it's just such a
good concept for it. In my last episode, I got
to do Disney movie. I did Might, I did Coco
and I Mighty. They usually save the childlike movies for
people that.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Are childlike, so I do those.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
So did you do it?

Speaker 15 (39:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Yeah, yeah I did.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
I did Shasha and Redemption, and I did Demolition Man.
Oh did you really? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Yeah, and uh and so uh yeah, No.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
I like doing And here's why I think we all
like it so much is because we've had our career
bouncing around to a million different topics.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
And when you do that topic, yeah, one topic.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
On one movie, it's it's unique to us because we
never stick that long on one thing. So then I
I kind of enjoy just only doing it, Like I mean,
it is a two hour show about one movie, and
uh and normally we're jumping around to you know, one
hundred different topics, and our of it.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I can't wait to do it.

Speaker 11 (40:01):
I just got a text from Matt aka cabin Boy today.
My most recent episode was just released on Who's the Baddie.
We did Devil's Advocate.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Oh, wow, Jack, you got a good one.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Damn, I'm doing I'm doing Trading Places.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Oh bravo.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
It's like a holiday you know, obviously a little bit
of a holiday movie. And Eddie Murphy just released Being Eddie,
and they'd already really wanted to do that, so they
pitched a couple of movies like Trading Places is, let's
just do that.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
That's have you watched it again for this time?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I'm watching it tonight. Oh fantastic. I have to watch
it tonight because then I got to get up tomorrow
morning and cook for our friends giving things.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
That is one of the best Jamie Lee Curtis movies.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Oh yeah, well it was at a time when it
was at a time when nudity mattered. Yes, yeah, I
feel like nudity doesn't matter anymore. Kids don't care about
people being naked anymore.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
No, those are pretty during good I don't know. I
don't know any young man that wouldn't care about seeing that.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
The Trading Places movie had great nudity. Police Academy movies
had great nudity and racism.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
Any places it was supposed to be Richard Pryor and
Gene Wilde was Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah, but prior set him up on fire. Yeah, that's
exactly what happened. Eddie Murphy tells his story in Being Eddie.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
So yeah, Jimmy, let me ask you this question, quick, quick, quick,
about time.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I told that idea? All right, four seven Animal House next.

Speaker 17 (41:26):
Afternoon, Colbert Crew, what a treat for the ride home
this afternoon? Here, Tom and Dan love it anyway, guys,
have a good one.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Tom and damn On favorite people.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
You as well, Jim and Jack.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I appreciate that that RFK.

Speaker 18 (41:44):
Hey, Cobert crew.

Speaker 10 (41:46):
So question just how much cocaine or meth did Tom
and Dan use before they came in today?

Speaker 6 (41:54):
I've never seen anything like this.

Speaker 15 (41:58):
Hey, it is great to hear you guys.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Love your show.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Uh, have a great afternoon.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Hey everybody. I'm swell it. So I'm killing some time
scrolling through my phone. I see real radios Instagram story.

Speaker 16 (42:11):
I recognize that handsome devil in the sunglasses, But who's
the absolute ogre standing next to him with a drink?

Speaker 19 (42:21):
Up?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Bitches crumped?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
It was a funny surprise, Okay, I love you, goodbye.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Look, we don't get to choose them. They just dig it.
This happens all right. Welcome back to the Jim Colmer Show,
Real Radio one four point one. Thank you, Tony. We
appreciate that. If you'd like to send a talk back,
like our buddy Swill, you can do it as well.
Grab the iHeartRadio app, go to Real Radio and use
that mike to send your comment over to Jack. We'll
get you on the air. Welcome back. I'm Jim dan
Is here today.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Hey, hey, Jack is there?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Tom is here as well. Hello, Let's do animal house.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
She likes them fuzzy, furry, feathery, tough and scaly.

Speaker 17 (42:59):
It's time for animal house with.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
No death to day?

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Do you guys give it up?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Gold for Kenny Tali you're from the Ted Allions at.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
His friend with him, Giselle and Sell here.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, how you doing, buddy, Good to see you.

Speaker 17 (43:12):
Good to see you too. Thank you for inviting her.
She's so happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
She seems very happy. She immediately came in and snorted
half the trash can because we had food in there
from alicker. She was very excited.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
You guys eat well, yeah, yeah, we do eat well,
you know it's funny.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
I just saw the you guys have a number of
events this month, I think or this month, you've had
two big events. You had your fur Ball.

Speaker 20 (43:31):
We just had our fur Ball Gala last week. Yeah,
sneaked and it was it was a sold out, amazing night.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Where you guys have that thing.

Speaker 17 (43:38):
By the way, it's at the four seasons over it. Well, Disney.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Got to get in the dog business.

Speaker 20 (43:48):
No, and I love you said dog business because then
the next big event we're going to have is going
to be pausing the Park and that's happening in February.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
So oh yeah, yeah, we're gonna be a part of
that with the US for sure. Of course. Petallions of
Great Orlando one of the biggest shelters here in central
Florida and kill shelter, and they have animals that they're
trying to adopt out at all times. Elle's here today
and she's making a lot of noise, very annoying.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Well, she's triggering on Tom's left front pocket. I don't
want to say anything, but I see her marking and
triggering on the left front smell. You're not under arrest
right now, but if you could turn around, you're just
being detained.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
You're just being detained.

Speaker 17 (44:24):
You've got bacon in there, right and was coming today?

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Can I ask you a question about pet adoption?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I am absolutely horrible.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Very questions.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Wis.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
I'm just telling you to get rid of the show.
I wouldn't let him do it because they and I
know this from other pet adoption places, like the number
one problem they have is like people adopt the pet
and then realize they can't take care of it and
then like.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Try to like turn it back in or refunded or
that does and then they.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Don't want that because it's a whole you know, the
pain in the ass or whatever. So then part of
the pet adoption process is having to find out who's
adopting the pet and basically vet them.

Speaker 10 (45:06):
Right.

Speaker 20 (45:07):
Yeah, We've got a really good adoption application that we
go through and just so you know, like you know,
we try to fit the perfect animal with the perfect people.
Sometimes it doesn't work out and they do get returned,
but you know, once an animal has a home at Pedalions,
they always have a home at Pedalions.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Yeah, of course, Like every time I've heard someone like
the Ghos who adopt a pet, like it's you know,
a friend of mine or whatever, and then they have
to go through the actual process and stuff. They get offended.
They're like, how dare they they? You know a question

(45:43):
that I can't take care of a dog, you know,
but even they but they all have to go through it.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
But sometimes people do it for nefarious reasons, so they
have to make sure that the people are doing it
are good people.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I have one of those, you know, like you know,
I love the West Island Terriers, And there's a West
Island Terrier Adoption group or a Terrier adoption And when
you adopt, they want to make sure that you don't
live in a town home, that you have a run,
they have a yard, stuff like.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
That you can move and then and exercise the dog.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
If I want a dog, I just understand that I
can't get it from like one of these places.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I have to just I have to buy it black market.

Speaker 20 (46:18):
We will adopt out to you if you live in
the town home, but it is important to make sure
that what you're taking on is that you can handle it.
So we would advise people though, like if it was
a beagle that was in the shelter, might not do
good in a condo because they like to howl.

Speaker 17 (46:31):
That's not a good sheer wall kind of pet.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
But yeah, so how often do you have to turn
down someone if they you know, they try to adopt
the pet, like you're like, oh, this is not a
good fit. Does it happen a lot?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
It?

Speaker 17 (46:44):
You know, we don't really turn down a lot of people.

Speaker 20 (46:46):
Like every we sit, you re spend time, spend time
with them to make sure it's the perfect fit.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
So it's like medical marijuana. Everybody's in.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
You just call your video doctor.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
Everything anxiety?

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Do you not have anxiety as I do? Well, you're it.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
My right ear hurts.

Speaker 20 (47:05):
She would be really good to keeping people calm. She's
such a sweet, beautiful she is.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
She's real sweet beautiful dog. So house population now, I
mean I know that we went through a period there
where there was a glut, especially with cats. How are
we doing now with population? How are we doing with
the you know, with is there a deal going on
because the holidays of uh, you know, of adoptions.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
I mean, we've we've got a full house right now.

Speaker 20 (47:26):
There's not as many kittens as there were over the summer,
but there are still kittens believing or not that are
in foster right now, Like it seems like kittens are
always around. So we've got new kittens coming in a
lot of you know, adult dogs like her, and right
now it's National Adopted Senior Pet Monks, so we're kind
of focusing on the older dogs.

Speaker 17 (47:42):
Like Giselle.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
How old is she?

Speaker 17 (47:44):
She's seven years old. She's a young scene.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, yeah, she is a young scene. Yah, yeah, yeah,
she's like Damn, I might say that.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
I look older. He doesn't there yet, but he can
see you.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah, and I'm gonna try to get I'm gonna try
to do a rush on the second hip during Christmas.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
So good for you. Yeah, that's gonna.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
How is it that Daniel looks older than Jimmy and
I know, colder than Check. We've been working on it
for a long time.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
I look like Jimmy's dad, Jimmy looks like dad, and
you look like Jack's dad.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
So when people come up and a new facility completely open, now,
everything's good.

Speaker 17 (48:25):
Right, we'll be opening in early twenty twenty six. We're
almost there.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I thought you were there already.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
My bad.

Speaker 20 (48:30):
We're getting close. It's looking good. Like today they actually
put up window onwnings. They're putting up bathroom tiles. It's
it's really starting to come along. You got to come
around for a tour.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yeah, when you guys open up, we'll definitely come out
and check that out for sure. We want to give
you as much a public as possible for there. You know,
do you guys see like an increase? I know that
during the holidays sometimes there's a you have to be
really careful because people will watch certain movies or whatever
and they'll feel that they're motivated to get a dog
because of a movie or whatever. Do you guys deal
with that specifically during the holidays.

Speaker 20 (48:59):
Well, that's one of the things that want to make
sure that people on giving away pets as a present,
Like make sure if someone if someone's getting a puppy
or a dog or a cat or a kitten for Christmas,
make sure they're aware of it.

Speaker 17 (49:09):
Don't surprise him.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Oh I see, that's that's what about a parent.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
I like.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
The best.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
I had three surprise parents.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Here you go, I've ever had years.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
I just let them go out the window, turtle totoise,
I let them fly around for a little bit.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Just let them out. Yeah, Jimmy, can I tell your
sponsor my idea about my scam pet sitting company.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
I wish it wouldn't. I wish you wouldn't, but not
for the reason you think. I think it's one of
your better ideas, and I want people stealing it.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
So you know how people I drop off their dog
at one of these like vacation places that.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Is like, by the way, it's that is a money factory. Yeah, yeah,
they're money factories.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
I love money factories.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
So my whole idea is because it would take a
lot of effort to get the staff to actually let
them out in the oasis back yard with all the
toys and the pet playground that will be there for
the marketing aspect of it. But then when you take
you're a good man, and then you take your dog,
and then the marketing is like, look, how much fun

(50:14):
your dog over? But I just leave it in the
cage the whole time because it can't tell the owner
it never got left, you know, out of the cage.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
So now I will tell you. I don't know if
you are aware of this. Now, when you take your dog,
even just to be groomed, almost all reputable groomers have
in house cameras that you can log into and watch
your pet being groomed. Because so we had a situation
with our dog, Sadie where we had to come at
a dude in Ovido because we got a dog back with.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
A blood red eye. And then they wouldn't give us
the video.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
We actually wrote them, we had an attorney write them
a letter and they're like, well it's not available anymore,
these guys like, I mean, it was legit bad news.
So now like there's cameras everywhere for those things, you
can't I don't even know if you can get your
thing groomed without them telling you about their camera system.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Do you ever dealt with a dog with a red eye?

Speaker 4 (51:03):
You ever deal with I see her, I see your
hamster wheel turn it over there to make a mean
joke to.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Jimmy, And I'm not gonna let you do it, but
Jimmy's my friend. You've never dealt with a dog with
a red eye what you're talking about?

Speaker 5 (51:14):
But did you try to ask the dog whateppen?

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Because that's the thing they can't tell. That's called the
Carol Brunette.

Speaker 17 (51:22):
I'm sorry, sir, Kenny, I didn't. She got out of
the shelter, so thank you. She's having a good time.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
So ped Alliance, it's a ped alliance of Greater Orlando
dot org.

Speaker 17 (51:34):
Ped Alliance Orlando dot org.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
There you go, Okay, can you go there and you
can see all the inventory obviously, everybody that's there, you
can see all them. And then she is available.

Speaker 20 (51:41):
Still, she's available. Still her, she's got the best website picture.
She's wearing a pizza pizza over her face.

Speaker 17 (51:46):
Very nice costume.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Yeah, and I mean love puppies. Is there a certain
breath that you have more of than others? You have
some small dogs, you have a good choice of larger
dogs and small dogs.

Speaker 17 (51:55):
We have a good mix right now.

Speaker 20 (51:56):
The majority of them are pity mixes like this sweet
little girl right here. But if you looked on our website,
there's actually a standard poodle available for really out.

Speaker 17 (52:04):
Yeah, and then there's some smaller breeds as well.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
You have the Staffordshure terriers there, the probably establishers. Sure
very good, yeah, sure, all right. Again that's pet Alliance
Orlando dot org. All the informations there, and of course
if you want to make any donations or anything that
you can do that as well.

Speaker 20 (52:20):
Right you go to our website, you can click ways
you can give and boom. We would appreciate it very
very much.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Good laugh for Kenny. Tell you guys all right, Alliance
Orlando dot Org. Thanks Kenny, always good seeing you, buddy.

Speaker 17 (52:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah man all right for seven nine one six one
four one text us at seven seven zero three. Wonder
Budy Scott Maxwell from the Orlando Sentinel is up next
one of those.

Speaker 14 (52:40):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, good after morning, Colbert Coru and
of course our wonderful guests today, Tom and Dan. So,
I actually had a monumental moment in my life today.
My best buddy Swilly just informed me about half an
hour ago that we made Real Radio Skins story, which

(53:01):
is freaking awesome. He sent me the screenshot of his
great but uh oh yeah, Tom and Dan, you should
ask Jimmy about him using a used toilet for us
to scratch his back. It's gonna be great, big tee.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Oh nothing wrong with that, yeah me and Daniel. Yeah,
I'll scratch my back with what's in the toilet I'll get.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, Real Radio one
oh four point one. I'm Jim.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Dan's here, Hey Jack's here, so is Tom Van.

Speaker 16 (53:30):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Tom and Dan and today we'll talk about what they're
here for in just a few minutes. First things first, though,
every single Wednesday around this time, we invite this gentleman through.
He writes for The Orlando Sentinel Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays.
You can read his column. They call him sweet Heat
the Truth Rank. Can you guys give it up? Good
lad for mister Scott Maxwell.

Speaker 13 (53:49):
It is good to see. Can I can?

Speaker 12 (53:51):
I start by asking a question though, just a big
question surely on my mind. When did Tom get hot?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Well?

Speaker 8 (54:00):
What, I got a job?

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I'm glad you know this. I was waiting for something.

Speaker 12 (54:03):
Yeah, Daniel, you still look like you're playing the part
of a skipper and a reboot of the Jaws.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Yeah no, it's like, uh.

Speaker 12 (54:12):
But I remember Tom coming on the scene and looking
like he was eating leftover fruit loops out of his navel,
uh belly button. Well that's the transformation, man.

Speaker 15 (54:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
He he got into triathlons or something.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Yeah, well I got into working out, and then that seemed,
you know, a couple of years ago, and then uh,
you're just making games. I got a little bit making games.
You know splinging weights around, you wouldn't know about it.
Working out boner pills.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
That's my life, you know, like literally like testosterone, I
like turning my face red and like watching my hair
fall out.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
That's literally the thirtieth boner pill reference you've made today.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Is that your thing? That is literally, I'm not joking,
that's probably the thirtieth time you've said that.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
Back of the day you used to mention things on
the air and the companies that bring them up here right,
all right, trying to.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Get it all right, Scott. Obviously, you and I were
talking a little bit this morning about things that you're writing.
You know what is that the very first story you
wrote this morning that we talked about. That is the
thing that we've been talking about like a little bit
now and it still continues to go on and on. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (55:19):
So one of the things that I think I mentioned
just last week that a problem that it's just not
something people talk about very often, but we are seeing
more and more and I've never seen more of it
in twenty eight years of you know, writing for The
Orlando Sentinel. Is sort of these no bid crony contracts
that are going on and we've talked about them down
at Alligator Alcatraz, you know, where they're handing out literally
hundreds of millions of dollars in the middle of the night,

(55:41):
you know, and like they're bringing in cement companies and
putting out tons and then saying, we're not doing anything
to the environment down here. But none of this stuff
is being bid out. It hadn't been audited. And you know,
we've talked about it before, but there were two more
recent ones that kind of blew my mind. And these
are things that I'm used to seeing it. The one
that really made my head explode was down at FAU.

(56:04):
You know, schools all over the state are trying to
crack down on professors who posted mean or unflattering things about.

Speaker 13 (56:10):
Charlie Kirk after his death. They have hired a lawyer.

Speaker 12 (56:14):
With a no bid contract and are paying him nine
hundred and twenty five dollars an hour whoa to go
after Facebook posts while from teachers who are like Charlie
Kirk was a homophobe. In my mind, they're paying a
guy nine hundred and twenty five bucks an hour to
go after it.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
And this guy, of course is an ally of the
governor and the school president and all stuff.

Speaker 13 (56:41):
And this was not bid out.

Speaker 12 (56:42):
It's not like they went out and said, Hey, you
know what, we need a lawyer specializes in the First
Amendment law because it's going to we're gonna have to
make a tough time making our case that we fired
someone through things for saying I think he was a homophobe.

Speaker 13 (56:53):
We need They didn't say we need a law firm.

Speaker 12 (56:55):
Everybody, give us your best bid, show us your best experience,
and give us your best rate.

Speaker 13 (56:59):
They just said, I want that guy who's been on
my campaign team.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Right.

Speaker 13 (57:03):
And you know what.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
The funny thing, I read a story today about New
College and how much money they're spending to kind of
rebuild and reface New College. Have you heard anything about that?

Speaker 13 (57:11):
Yeah, that was the second part of it. That was
the second number.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
The Doze.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
This is the state's owned Doze report. If you all,
if you've read it, then you'd be cheating. But how
much would you guess they are spending? Well, they are
spending per degree. That's a bad question. You wouldn't have
a good guess.

Speaker 13 (57:28):
Well might I got an idea?

Speaker 6 (57:30):
You don't know me, Okay, so we don't know me.
So what you're asking I might have guess.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Ever, now what are you asking is how much does
it cost for each degree at New College?

Speaker 7 (57:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (57:40):
How much does the state spend to run that school
per degree?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Well?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I mean okay, so I mean if you were running
in profit school, be three hundred. I'll go maybe one
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Oh geez, ten thousand fifty.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
You were saying one hundred per degree.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yeah, I was in one hundred per degree fifty.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
Jesus, Okay, yeah, I would have been closer to Jack,
Jim and Daniel. Both your numbers are like higher than
the university average. But I believe New College was Let
me make sure I got this right. Four hundred and
ninety four thousand dollars per degree. They are playing paying.
They're paying Richard Corker and a former House speaker, no

(58:22):
the ally of the governor, with no experience running schools,
more than a million dollars to run a school with
nine hundred students.

Speaker 13 (58:30):
That's fewer students in your average middle school.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (58:34):
That is and they're spending half a million dollars per degree.
I think UCF was spending twenty two thousand or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
And it's just just simply because I mean, well, let's
just ask what causes that. It's just because of the salary.

Speaker 13 (58:47):
Great question, Thank you for asking, Jim.

Speaker 12 (58:50):
It's because they're they're cutting sweetheart deals to everybody.

Speaker 13 (58:54):
Who's ever been who's ever wanted a handout.

Speaker 12 (58:56):
There's a former Senate president it's got a five hundred
dollars an hour legal contract. A former spokeswoman for Dessantas
who's got a fifteen thousand dollars a month pr contract.
The former wife, the wife of the chairman of the
Republican Party, got one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
a year.

Speaker 13 (59:11):
To job to run the foundation. And I just I
didn't even get started. There's more.

Speaker 12 (59:14):
There's a news college's spokesman is now was a right
wing influencer, Will Witt who used to be out there,
and now he's on their payroll as well.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Yeah, And the other thing that sucks is you think, okay, well,
if you're spending that much money on each degree, each
one of these people graduating must be some of the
smartest people out there. But when when you look at
looks like a new college in the world of rankings,
when it comes to US News and World Report for
the best colleges out there, dropped sixty points, dropped sixty
places recently.

Speaker 13 (59:45):
Yeah, the News, World News, and World Report rankings.

Speaker 12 (59:50):
I think they're a little suspect, but they are like
the Bible in the eyes of Ron DeSantis. He's always
touting how UF and the other schools are doing it.
And yes, while New College has spent just unimaginable amounts
more money, their academic ranking has plummeted sixty spots, so
it doesn't look like they're getting And by the way,
by the way, this whole thing is supposed to be

(01:00:12):
done in the name of conservatism, like fiscal conservativism, like
they're trying to exercise wokeness and evil liberal thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Yeah, so let me ask, I mean, does anybody get
to ask DeSantis or any of these people who make
these decisions questions about where this money's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
Going and who gets it? And why is that not
part of me? Here's and the reason I ask that
is this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
I mean, you can't turn on the television amount and
seeing Trump answering questions, whether it may be the most
ridiculous answer or whatever the case may be. He's still
taking questions. Does the santis take questions about some of
these issues that obviously seem to be so glaringly not corrupt,
but I mean not far from it, scatteringly.

Speaker 13 (01:00:50):
I don't know if you've ever seen a DISSANTUS press conference.

Speaker 12 (01:00:52):
It's a little bit like an infomercial where the entire
audience is stacked with Moms for Liberty and other CAMPAIG
donors and things like that. So, first of all, they're
not going to ask those questions, and if people do
ask those questions, they get booed often and saying this
is pretty dismissive about them. But to your greater point

(01:01:14):
I think you're getting at is what would it take
for this to change? And it would take for conservatives,
I would say, self proclaimed conservatives to call bs on
this stuff and say I'm not voting for this anymore
because you know what, you're playing me for a fool.
I'm out there saying I want to put conservative values
and you are spending money much more liberally than.

Speaker 13 (01:01:34):
Any hardcore Democrat ever would.

Speaker 12 (01:01:36):
And you're doing it in no bid contracts, and that
this is not a complicated concept bidding is.

Speaker 13 (01:01:42):
It's what you any of the five.

Speaker 12 (01:01:44):
Of us would do if we needed to get a
new roof, if we needed our house painted.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
It's what you do.

Speaker 13 (01:01:50):
You see, he's got the best rate. They're looking at
you telling we are not going to bid out a contract.

Speaker 12 (01:01:55):
We are going to hire our campaign donors and our allies,
and we're going to pay a lot more than any
other rate, and you're not going to say anything about it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:02):
And so far that's been a seat.

Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
Is it not?

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
If I bid it out, I'm not gonna be able
to give the money to my friends.

Speaker 15 (01:02:11):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
It just happened in Daytona, like yesterday, was watching the
story on a very very small local level. There was
a city commissioner defending like all of these charges at
this local you know, just a tire shop down the road,
and they look, they'd show the receipts.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
They're like, what is this?

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
I don't know, Bill's tire.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
That's not your money, but that's your Friendville.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
What what I don't understand, Scott, is how is there
no legal maneuvering? I mean, can someone sue to get
the information or I mean is it legal for them
to have no big contracts or or is that something
they just kind of fabricate or how does that work?

Speaker 12 (01:02:45):
Well, Uh, with legal contracts, particularly, the state has said
you don't have to bid those out. They've they've they've
sort of declared that they are a niche thing that
involves a lot of nuance and you got it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:56):
You're allowed to anyway. It's all bs.

Speaker 12 (01:02:58):
There's nothing to stop them from doing that, and they
have violated some of the rules we talked.

Speaker 13 (01:03:04):
Before, the spending at Alca, Alligator, Alcatraz.

Speaker 12 (01:03:06):
All of this spending is going on under this NonStop
emergency declaration that Ron Desantas did what's called the Joe
Bliden Border crisis.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
And you know, an.

Speaker 12 (01:03:16):
Emergency declaration is supposed to be when a tornado comes
through and wipes out all of Tildenville, you know, or
something like that.

Speaker 13 (01:03:22):
That's when you normally do it.

Speaker 12 (01:03:23):
But he has done this and extended it last I
counted I think twenty six times to go on.

Speaker 13 (01:03:29):
This is two years.

Speaker 12 (01:03:30):
And what that does is it means you don't have
to do competitive bidding and for your projects because normally
the idea is, oh, a hurricane just wiped out an
entire community. We're not going to make them go through
a thirty day bidding process. We're just going to let
them hire someone quickly. Except the Santas has to apply
this to billions of dollars of spending under the Joe
Biden Border crisis.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
No bidding are Isn't the state supposed to get back
a large portion of the four hundred million dollars are
spent to build that from the Fed?

Speaker 13 (01:03:57):
Yes they are, yes, but you know what they're going
to get it back from the FEDS. That's tax dollars tea.
I mean, it's all a bit out that. I don't
know anybody who can. I've never ran into anybody who says,
you know what, I don't want to I don't want
competitive bidding. I think that's a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Yeah, I mean, I guess I don't understand because I mean,
you know, if you roll like that the entire time,
I mean, you're not gonna empower all the time. I mean,
that's the thing I don't understand about some of the
moves that are being made now, especially from the White House,
when it comes to using the same kind of leverage tool.

Speaker 16 (01:04:27):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
I was like, man, you guys think you're gonna be
empowered the entire time, and don't you understand that this
is also going to be used against you when things
go sideways, like more than likely it's gonna happen in
twenty twenty six. I mean, I guess I don't understand
the all or nothing attitude when it comes to it,
as if they're never going to have to deal with
any consequences. And it's so unbelievably transparent what's happening, But

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the arrogance is there where you're like, well, I guess
they just don't feel they have to tell anybody or
have to do any of this stuff because they use
these emergency declarations, the same one that's being used for
the boats in Venezuela.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
I don't think there's any I agree.

Speaker 13 (01:05:00):
I fully see the same thing at the Trump administration.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
One that makes me like.

Speaker 13 (01:05:03):
Sort of sad in my soul is the pardons.

Speaker 12 (01:05:06):
And I'm not trying to get anybody who voted for
Donald Trump to suddenly decide that they don't like Donald Trump.
That's a fool's Errand what I'm concerned about is exactly
what you just said, Jim. It is setting a terrible precedent,
and Donald Trump has pardoned all sorts of horrible people
for horrible crimes, people who've gone on to commit more crimes,
violent crimes against police officers. In some case right here

(01:05:29):
in Orlando. He did a pardon of billionaire Joe Lewis. Yeah,
the Tavistot guy. Joe Lewis already had a ridiculous sweetheart
deal for basically insider trading.

Speaker 13 (01:05:39):
I was he copped to it.

Speaker 12 (01:05:41):
He went to the court and said I did it,
I was wrong in order. In exchange for that, he
got to really reduced sentence and we just pardon that.
I mean, what message does that send to.

Speaker 13 (01:05:50):
Other white collar criminals? And do you think the next
guy is not going to do the same for his buddy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
And do you know I read that the reason he
gave Joe Lewis the pardon by the way, Joe Lewis
owns Lake Nona and and Ale Worth for the people
who aren't aware of his wealth, that he could not
come back into the US without a pardon. He wasn't
allowed to enter US oil Again, I heard that the
reason he had to pardon, and so he can come
visit them as family.

Speaker 13 (01:06:13):
Yes, they well right he did.

Speaker 12 (01:06:15):
He said he's getting I think particularly his grandchildren, he's
getting feeble.

Speaker 13 (01:06:19):
Well, guess what. Welcome to the fricking world. I mean,
you know how many prisons are filled with people who.

Speaker 12 (01:06:25):
Are missing their families, whose wives are sick, the kids
need them.

Speaker 13 (01:06:28):
Everybody's got a story.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Yeah, there are some terrible ones, there's no question. And
the pardon thing is a real sticky subject because other presidents,
when you go back and look at pardons, have also
pardoned some really sketchy people. But the one that's scary,
the one that really is the most I think the
most damning one was the pardon of the Binance founder,
especially with what happened right after he was pardoned in

(01:06:50):
the family and what they did. I mean, I think
when the dust does clear and they start looking at
what that family did when.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
It comes to bitcoin and crypto, where I get my
bad coin from?

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Where? You know, when they when they pardon, I forget
the guy's name, he wrung, he goes by two initials
R d C or something like that. But when they
pardon that guy, and then right after that, the Saudi's
invested two billion dollars into a fund that didn't even exist,
making in Italy the fourth most powerful bitcoin wallet. And
they did it overnight, basically after this guy got pardoned.

(01:07:23):
That's the stuff that you know, when you look past
the TV stuff or people, you know, he called somebody
a piggy. Yeah, that's one thing for sure. But when
you look deep into what's happening with the family and
the crypto market specifically, you can see some stuff that
down the road that they're gonna have to answer some
questions for somehow, some way, because I mean, there's no
way that that stuff that gels.

Speaker 13 (01:07:41):
There's no way if we're talking about precedent setting.

Speaker 12 (01:07:44):
And I don't even know if you agree with this,
but one that I think I'm shocked at how little
discussion we've had is the number of bombs we are
dropping and killing on alleged drug runners. Man, we there
was a day where we had trials there there's and
it's eighty five boats now right, No, no, it's eight.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
I think they hit eighty five.

Speaker 19 (01:08:06):
This morning.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
I heard on like NBR is like they've blown up
eighty five boats. I was like, eighty five boats.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
That's a lot of boats.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
And then people don't want to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Fish out there, right, yeah, espially like you may just
be a standard fishermen, You're like, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
An interesting case because when you read about Venezuela's a
role in drug trafficking, it's pretty much a path. You know,
they don't they're not really producing fentanyl. They're not really
a cocaine producing nation, not like Colombia, Peru, in Mexico
for the and in China when it comes to the fentanyl.
And that's what makes it really unique, especially when you
consider Venezuela is sitting on the largest oil deposit on
planet Earth, and it's actually one of the most untapped

(01:08:40):
oil deposits on planet Earth. Not to mention, they don't
think Maduro is a recognized leader of that country because
the election was scammy, and I think most people can
kind of believe that maybe Vedureau shouldn't be there. A
lot of international leaders do believe that. But it's that
oil reserve. I think that really is the thing that
makes it very interesting. We'll see how that goes.

Speaker 12 (01:08:58):
I don't think anybody denies that there's a lot of
problems with Zilla, but generally, the guiding principle in the
United States is we do not execute human individual human
beings for crimes for which they have not been a
charged and be convicted.

Speaker 13 (01:09:14):
And we've started a new trath of just blowing the
piss out.

Speaker 12 (01:09:17):
Of people without without forget a trial, without even offering
any evidence to the American public about these individuals. He
staybody's arguing this thing isn't happened, but I don't know who.

Speaker 13 (01:09:28):
Those two guys are.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Starting to get a little blowback in Congress about that
right now too. A lot of this stuff is trying.

Speaker 12 (01:09:32):
I think there's going to be But the bigger point
is your original point, jim You know what, I think
we're setting some dangerous precedents, and I'd like to find
the person who can look me straight in the eye
and says, you know, nine hundred dollars an hour for
a political ally without competitively bidding, that is a good
deal for taxpayers.

Speaker 13 (01:09:49):
I don't think you're going to have anybody looking in the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Eye be tough.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
Have you ever done business with T and D media,
I tell you a lot of them. Oh, by the way,
if I ever became a politician, I'm giving all the
money to my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
You get a meeting there, dude's hanging out the back
doors for day case, and you're robots.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
I'm playing Jimmy's construction company to build some falls like oh, there.
You got the project going and you work on the polls.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
And then Tom comes out.

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
He's like, what are you doing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
I'm like, I don't know, I'm just blowing up some both.

Speaker 13 (01:10:22):
Well, then maybe maybe you can stay at the gym
and away from city Hall.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
All right, you guys, give it a good load for
Scott Maxwell. There is Scott Wednesday, Thursday Sundays. You can
read his columns right there in the Orlando Sents and
I'll get your subscription today at Orlando Sentinel dot com. Scott,
have a good weekend, buddy, take care of you too.
Got all right? Four O seven nine six four one
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Speaker 21 (01:10:54):
Hey there, cobrat Show.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
I agree with the other guy.

Speaker 21 (01:10:56):
We should do this once a month. I am a
huge Tom Dan fan BDM for life for sure, and
uh and they know who I am. I'm the I'm
like probably the most prolific metal head BDM that's around
most of the time. I love you guys, and we'll
see you Saturday, sucking fat.

Speaker 22 (01:11:19):
Yeah, you can't do that, So cob crew bridges out
here and Steam Dan You're absolutely right. I want to
punch John Krasinski's face until Mike.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
And knuckles so irrational.

Speaker 22 (01:11:34):
Also, uh, if you watch that Being Eddie documentary, Jim
Eddie Murphy changed his laugh. Remember you watch the documentary,
he changes his laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
I'll be down.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Tom changed his laugh. You got ready or laughing?

Speaker 19 (01:11:50):
It ruined our.

Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
He just doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
He's just not happy.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
But he got rid of his can drunk the bear laugh.
I can call him that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
My son's former owner of the Predators. They were going
to be drunk at the Bear Halloween. But ye, did
you know what she put her foot down?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Sorry, never does that with him. Welcome back to the
Jim Culbert Show. Jim, there's Dan. Jack is here. Of
course Tom's here. Tom and Dan you've heard of this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
All right, I'm here. Why are you so squiglerd okay, alright,
I'm here?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
All right. The gentleman said something about what's going on Saturday.
You guys are not here because you like me. You're
here to plug something.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
Come on, we do like you a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
Oh yeah, if I had nothing to plug, it'd be
a halo cell. Four hours of radio?

Speaker 8 (01:12:47):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
The tenth eleven eleven, eleventh Bat Business Beer Fest.

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
Yes, so it's a street party. We have food trucks,
we have over twenty eight different breweries, companies that you
know sell alcohol products, TC, beverages, right, and we're given
free samples to anyone twenty one and up. We start

(01:13:17):
giving up the sample cups and wristbands right at noon.
You must have a photo ID, no exception. Yeah, along
with six hundred different gift bags. We got Tom and
Dan promo stuff in there, promo stuff from a bunch
of different.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
Advertisers, Coupon's magnets, free bagels from Jeff's Bagel Round, like
all kinds of just great stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:13:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Also there's a charity component.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
We're doing a little fuller poor pint glass for Yellow
Brick Road Foundation. Me and Daniel bought two hundred pint
glasses and Yellow Brick Road was going to sell those
for twenty dollars and that's a little bit of a
fuller sample. Then we got live music going on at
two pm. That's when the pouring starts. Yes, and then
there's an after party with the super villains at the
West End for free. Everything's free. We've got tons of vendors,

(01:13:59):
food trucks. That is a giant street party.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
It's all free, friendly. Bring the pets, bring the grandma,
bring the kids. If you're gonna drink, yeah, you gotta
have a license, right, you gotta. You gotta be twenty
one and there's no exception on that. But other than that,
it's a full blown street party for everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:14:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
And for the record, your Planet Fitness card doesn't work.

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
It does not.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I'd rather you have an idea. Let's come on, let's
don't don't mess around.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
This would normally be I mean and like beer fest
will go on that they charge seventy dollars to get
one hundred week and uh and that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
One has more people than ours for some reason, answer
this to me, please.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
I wish maxim Owl is still on the line, Maxwell,
Jack Jemen my smarter friends. I'll include Tom and they're
the business department. How you charge eighty dollars? Thousands show up?

Speaker 6 (01:14:45):
You say free? People don't believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
They think there's like an angle.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Yeah, I'll give you the angle. It's a promotional tool.
We just want you to look at the beer fest
and have a little be here. You're sitting there enjoying
Sandford and the weather is going to be phenomenon. You're
looking around and I just want you to go a man.
If I need something to listen to and I want
to be light and just have some fun, maybe I'll
give Tom and Dana try.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
That's the only thing I asked.

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
And a small time share presentation.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
I can do it in four minutes, dude, And I'm really,
do you do you still.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Have the airt and d no.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Well, we turned it into a content house and we
had some ladies in there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
The old.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
So we were doing a warrior.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Dorm in there for a while, but then we realized
we can make more money.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
If we put it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Filled it full of gay boys. Filled it full of
gay boys. But you should have seen the footage. We
have some of the sexiest footage of these little brown
boys beating out of our house.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
They're beautiful, tweaking Dan, They're beautiful. And then the next
day on Sunday is the Sanford Couch Races Sofa and
so it's me and Daniel host that and that's the
Sanford Basically, they put wheels on couches and race them
through the streets of Sanford.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
And it's like that thing Red bull does, but with
couches and bicycles through the street, like that thing where
you try to get something to fly. It's kind of
like that same field. Companies have teams, they build them, yeah,
and it's all. They have a lot of fun with it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
This is more dangerous though, I mean, like, this is
like and plus we've been doing this for so long.
I want to say, we're up on twelve or eleven?

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
Is it the same? It's more is that this is
the thirteen or fourteenth year.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
I was gonna say, I thought the beer fest came
after this.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
I think the first couch races is two thousand and.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
Was it twelve?

Speaker 18 (01:16:43):
A man, man, you guys left here at ten, right, twelve?
I left twelve, Yeah, and I was thirteen, but I
had to really leave, you know. I was here in spirit,
floating through the hall. Well, your contract was up and
you moved on. Yeah, yeah, can we come back? This
is pretty uh chill.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
I like to picture.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
I'd like to pitch you guys on the two because
I know a couple of guys that want an easier
job and some fish sandwich, some.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Room chicken fingers.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
Yeah, all those event Planet is driving us crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
When you can come back here, you can pay for
your drink.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Yeah, you know, like planet events though, real talk, you know,
between the beer fest and then sofas and SuDS. I
know Tom does so much work. We have a wonderful
lady Tracy that does a lot of heavy lifting for us.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
I need to give her a.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Shout out because she works so hard for us. But
he drives you crazy, right, tea, Like this is it's
a lot. The live events are just so many different
moving parts.

Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
I mean, like between the twenty seven different breweries, there's
six food trucks, there's another like eighteen to twenty different
vendor tenths, and like everybody needs maps and every you know,
like everybody needs last minute information and just getting everybody,
you know, the emails.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
And I have to tell you in six months six months.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Ago my biker belt buckle, God can't make it. Micro
belt sust them buiker belts than those racists in town.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Is that how he promotes it?

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
That's his tagline. So anyway, but both events are free.
Both start like officially at two, But I tell everybody
like get there at you're laughing great, right, charge, I'm
laughing because all the stupidity I've seen there over the years.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Well as I'm rolling through there. Look, if you ever
want to be around a group of people who are
ninety percent of them are holding, that's where you want
to go. It's completely legal. But I'm telling you straight
up and what it is. It's a really good time,
is what it is. Because the party kind of spreads
out throughout the city. There is live music, the beer
is free, the lines aren't bad, and it always moves
quite well. And I will tell you this, this is

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the number one thing I can say about your crowd.
For sure.

Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
Everybody is very respectful.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Of each other. It is almost like a giant kind
of family reunion that you guys every year. That's the
vibe I get when I go.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Do you remember Game of Thrones? Do you remember the Unsullied?

Speaker 16 (01:18:55):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
Our listers are like the unsolid staid. They're not Unix.
But instead of the spear, they have vapes. Those are
our guys.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
The old flute.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Yeah, yeah, they got them. If you see the big
rig vape, that's whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
Can they Go to tomman Dan dot com to learn
more about this or where wors But both events have
Facebook pages pages Bata Business Beer Fest you can search
for that and all the details or sofa and SuDS
and search on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
You can go to tommin Dan dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
But uh, you can just wander through Sandford around noon
on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Facebook is the easiest thing because everything's there you can see.

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
Yeah, and noon is the time pouring starts at too,
So if you get there a little bit later, no worries.
We'd still love to have you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
And and usually in like normal beer fest, if you're
paying you know, seventy dollars a ticket, you're like, I
got to justify the costs. You're slamming as money beers
as you can do. And then this is truly about
sampling all the different breweries, beers and different beverages. And
then like people yeah, yeah, and cheering, and it's taken
the because you know, it didn't cost you one hundred

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bucks to get in.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
It's completely free, and you know.

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
Wander through the streets of Sanford and enjoy the street
party on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
For sure, the weather's gonna be so good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
It's gonna be as good as you've had in a while,
because I remember a couple of times we've had some
really gnarly weather for that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
What's another reason that Tom gets I think really stressed
out about this is because he can try as hard
as he wants. Tracy can line up and email everybody.
We can cross all te's and dot all eyes. But
then if you wake up and we had this happen
a couple of years ago, you wake up and it's a.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
Blizzard or like I think it was super cold and rainy.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
One day is twenty degrees. We we had to cancel
the Sofa races one year because the colds work came
in and then we were like it was the last minute.
We were all sitting there on the Sunday morning and
just like we got to pull it because people are
gonna get hurt. And then and also it's pouring down rain.
Who's gonna come out here? You know? And like but
that it's a horrible feeling having to get you're like

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six months of work.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
It is a feeling that you guys, know, what's the
first thing you do when something you've been working on
really hard gets canceled?

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
You go, yes, we do it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
We literally almost dealt with that this year with our
Margueritaville event, the best of a challenge out of Margeritaville
like that morning. We were literally that morning texting each
other at six o'clock figuring out how we're gonna do it,
because we thought we may have to move it inside.
Turned out it worked up perfectly. So all right for
seven nine one text us seven seven zero three one.
Tom and Dan are here today. Take a little break,
come back and do some more with these guys.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
What's up Colbert Show?

Speaker 23 (01:21:30):
Hey, I was curious, why do you think that uh,
no news ever came out about the original assassination a
chempt on Trump and they said that that guy had
no social media whatsoever. But now Tucker Carlson was able
to dig up a ton of social media that he
had posted leading up to that event. Just curious on

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what you guys think about what's being hidden from us.
Have a great day, guys, Thanks Mony.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, this is great.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Back to the old times with Tom and Dan.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
Make me laugh, belly laugh, belly laugh.

Speaker 13 (01:22:05):
Why would you bring this on to yourself?

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
Get them Tom, get them Dan.

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
Make me laugh. All you gotta do?

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Welcome back to the Jim Koper Show. Real ready one
o four point one. I am Jim Dan is there. Hey, Hey,
Jackson's here, Tommy's here. Hello, good to see you guys.
Thanks for dropping out. We appreciate it. Don't forget the
bad business Peer Fest coming up this Saturday downtown Sandford,
and it costs nothing. You can just basically show up
at noon, get yourself a sampling cup, and wander throughout

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the joint. They're gonna have six hundred gift bags ready
to go with different premiums from different vendors there. And
by the way, yes, the answer is there will be
some THHC drink vendors. We had an question on the
on the texting service regarding that, and real quick with
the texting service, we are unable to text you back.
They are working out whatever glitch that is.

Speaker 11 (01:22:53):
So if you are expecting a response, you know, if
it's not on the air, we just we can't help
you out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Here's one though, Kathy, I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there, I do not care.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
I do not care, Kathy, what about all the people
that Joe Biden pardon.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Well, he did. He pardoned some terrible people.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
With us and he did. Kathy, email me, I'll give
you Jimmy's cellphone.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Hey, if you want to go full auto sign Jimmy,
I will let you do it. I'll help you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Every president sneaks some people out, usually on their last day.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
That's how it used to be. It's just not going thing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
So you know, what is our question of the day, Jack,
what's it regarding to It's treating yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So one of the things I saw today online I
found that it's interesting because I have two stories. I
can't remember which one. I told Jack, the question of
the day is what is when you treat yourself? And Daniel,
I know I'm myself you well enough to know that

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you don't myself that you don't mind doing that, like
when you see something that you want but you don't
do it enough, or you don't do it a lot.
And I know that you have selective ways to do that,
Like I know that when you buy a car, that
is where you treat yourself, max it out, you buy
yourself something nice because you want to do it that way.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
I know that you'll save up and wait, like i'd
rather if I need it, you know, I'd rather wait
and save up to get exactly what I want right
right right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
I've always been one of those type of guys.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
And Tom Actually, when it comes to you, the thing
I think you probably treat yourself with is you're gambling.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
But what I'm saying is that that's something that you
would spend money on that you usually wouldn't spend money on.
And it's specifically for you. You don't gamble for your
sons or your wife.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
But he gets.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Because you like to gamble.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
Make an argument for what he's getting out of way,
Like I buy a vehicle, I max it out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
Okay, so what's on this vehicle?

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
All the features that you like, I've got, I've got
air condition seats. That's an amazing thing. You have zero
to show for your zero.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
Here's what I get. I bet on the Bills because
I'm like, the Bills are definitely gonna win against the
Dolphins down in Miami. That off in stink.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
They're gonna fire in that nerd coach.

Speaker 6 (01:25:02):
Uh, those are one of the best teams in the
NFL that I watched two hours. Excrusion, how much I
caught you listen Jimmy because he's got the Okay, did
you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Know that on last Friday's Uncensored show they're okay? So
he has been dabbling in and I'm not kidding when
I say this. This is and I don't want anybody.

Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
You don't be fearful. We're not like, we're not afraid
for our lives or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
But he has been using some very unsavory gambling websites.
And now he has a Russian man that I've called
Dimitri because it's so serious stereotypically funny, and Dmitri has
been calling Tom incessantly trying to chase down money.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
Is that even okay? The problem was I, this is
real too, Jack, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
This is a real thing.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
How many times did he call?

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
Today? Our friend Chris Turner was in the finals of
America's Got Talent and he was giving me some inside
information about like and then what I realized. I was like, man,
this guy's gonna win well.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
And I realized this is from He's stop Ter.

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
I watched it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
I watch every episode, crazy about it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
You know America's Got Talent. He's the freestyle rapper that
can like he can just do it so well. And
he's from England. He's buddies of ours, He's done French festivals.
We love him and Tom and I were like, we
got the juice. We knew we can make this happen.

Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
So I love inside information. It's my favorite information. This
is not readily available.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
And you're like, oh, went off this, and then I,
uh so did.

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
I'm so happy I went. I've got like seven or
eight different sports books and not that many had America's
got talent lines up. And then if you replaced that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
Well, I've had no problem if you replace.

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
And then I found there was one offshore book that
maybe on the shadier side that I was like, ah,
they're all from like Costa Rico or whatever. And then
I put in my credit card because you're supposed to
do bitcoin, but your credit card in a business card.
We were all really losing the business cards as I do.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
The business yeah yeah, yeah yeah anything China business, yeah yeah,
so you'll stay in business ax.

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
And then I use it and then it went through
because they always go through.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
And then I'm I'm betting crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
You were screaming. You were so happy, So Chris Turner
did lose. You got second place? I was cold up,
like and it's but a pregnant girl. One Edwards is, oh,
you should always go with the pregnant girl. And she
was on the first season. It was a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Do you know she won American Idol.

Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
She didn't deserve to win.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
She didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
She didn't deserve to be on the show. She had
already won on another show.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
So I did not know that. I looked that up.
She'd already won another show. She had no business being there.
That leg I hate that. Long story short, Uh, mister
Express denied the Chargers because they were they looked, you know, sketchy,
because they gambling dog.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Credick Fastin had already battle our money away.

Speaker 6 (01:28:04):
And then so now I got some costa Rican call
center just hammering my phot to a point where it's like, uh,
I mean, they are calling me thirty times a day.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
But he did this, How could you owe him money
if it's on a credit card.

Speaker 11 (01:28:18):
They didn't allow it to go through. But he made
the bets. He Express said, now we're not paying this.
This is fraudulent. He already lost the bets, so he
legit owes the money.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
I don't say the number, but Jack he he the
guy that called. We put him on a speakerphone on
the show. And this I'm gonna do an impression of
this is what he sounded like he goes, dumb, told
me you need to get the money.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
When could you put the money in?

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
So now like he goes, look, look if you do
these afternoon, and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Then he nailed you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
I told him this afternoon, I'm gonna do it. And
then Tom's like, I'll do it at four, and then
I goes, I will cold back at four, I will
break a texting thumb. Oh when they call me, I'll
put them on the air, and you would do it.
They're they're coaserrigan gangsters. No one's gonna see you, wanna
talk to you?

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
I have no interest, all right, so you know that.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
Jim Colbert says, alfew.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Cell phone number.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
What do you do to treat yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Oh what do I do?

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
I guess playing video games? I mean that's but you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Don't buy anything for yourself?

Speaker 8 (01:29:29):
You do?

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
You do buy a brand You bought a brand new car?

Speaker 6 (01:29:32):
Yeah, I did that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
And why did you keep the one you have for
like for ten years before you do it?

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
It's a while as well.

Speaker 11 (01:29:37):
And I plan on buying Grand Theft Auto five when
it comes out in six or seven years.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Also video games, Yeah, but they're like seventy bucks man
they're expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
But one of the things you also used to do
is you used to always keep yourself up on tech, Like,
even if you didn't need a new phone, you would
always get the newest phone.

Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
Do you still do that?

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
I learned a lesson with that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
I had a fifteen Pro Max or whatever, you know,
and the new one was coming out. I didn't it
looked very And you know me, I usually get every
new phone just because I'm like, I might as well
get it rolling into the payment. But I'm like, a,
I don't need it. I don't feel the need to
even spend the money. And it gets so gross when
you got to check out at Apple. I'm not a
cheap guy, you know, I'm not a cheap guy, but
it's disgusting to look at it. And when you go

(01:30:16):
to the final and it says twenty six hundred dollars
for a maxed out phone. Because you know, I do
a lot of video. I got a lot of music
on there and stuff that's like pictures and stuff like
I got kid. So I'm like, twenty six hundred twenty
three hundred odd, that's just way too much. So I
skip that one. Well, lo and behold the fifteen that
I had. Everything started just kind.

Speaker 6 (01:30:34):
Of not working.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
I'm gonna give you the real one that's been perplexing
to me, and you guys tell me if you can
figure it out. I have a Harmony one remote that
is no longer covered by Logitech. They will not help
me with this remote. They don't make software for it.
They're just like, lump it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
You must have liked that remote. We don't sell them anymore,
so we're not even helping anymore. So the remote doesn't work. Well,
it's always gone from my iPhone. You can use your
iPhone to your harm or Logitech Harmony Hub and you
can turn your shows on.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
So I was using it with the fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
It wasn't working. I'm looking for new ways to get
you know, you know, turn this thing on. I get
the new phone that I need because my fifteen pro
is is messing up. I get some new seventeen Promax.
Everything instantly starts working again, even the Harmony remember.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Oh wow, well the thing get busted for doing that
for pinching the didn't they get didn't the Apple get busted?

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
Yeah? The planned obsolescence right?

Speaker 10 (01:31:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Yeah, yeah, so that if you didn't upgrade that your phone,
if you chose to lower it would not it would
work slower, and the battery would last less.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
I can't figure this out.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
Like the Harmony hub that I have connects to my
WiFi and then you use Bluetooth or you know whatever
to connect to that to turn the TV on.

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
Everything works back.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
I mean, it's just like all the way back to normal.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
And it kind of angers me though, because I'm like, well,
wait a minute, are you gonna start forcing me?

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
They already do it. They're doing it because I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
They're doing it passively. They're they're literally doing that. They're
deciding what you I heard this about the tire business
years and years ago. I actually talked to a guy
who worked for good Year for years and years ago.
This is in college. I remember I was writing a
paper and and the guy said, he goes, you know,
they can make a tire that will last like one
hundred and fifty thousand miles, but why you know, I mean,
I can't sell you another tire. But it is planned

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obsolescence in a lot of these businesses that I've been
I was told that back in the late eighties, they're
like Hey, we could make a tire that would last
that long. But you know why would we do that?

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
Look at Tom staring into obsolescence.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
Well, first, I was like you went to college. Second second,
and that's what killed the Crocs business. They made him
too good. Hey, they lasted too long, and they and
the other businesses learned like, don't make your products last
that long.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
Charge a bunch for it. I mean, it's if you
if you gonna make something you last forever, you get
to charge a bunch for it. That's why apple stuff
is so expensive. It never breaks down to food.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
I'll treat myself.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Oh yeah, same here to all four or seven nine
one texts seven seven zero three one. That is our
question of today. The big thing about the whole treating
yourself thing was is there's a modern thought process that
people don't do it enough, and younger people are starting
to kind of do that more. And it could be
as simple as spending time the way Jack does about
playing video games. It doesn't have to be anything particular
going on. But that's our question of today is do

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you think you treat yourself enough? You can do that
at our YouTube feed or or on our Instagram account
as well, let's take a little break back in a
second with more with Tom and Dan.

Speaker 6 (01:33:18):
Show What is up? Colbert Crew and Tom and Dan?

Speaker 7 (01:33:25):
What is up?

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Is Remy?

Speaker 17 (01:33:26):
How you guys doing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
I just got back from Epcot's in Hollywood Studios today.
The crowds were super low until I got to Epcot.
It was busy yet again because Food of Wifest is
ending this weekend, so you know I had to go
one last time, so that's why I did.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
Anyway, guys, have a great show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Thank you, Remy all right for seven nine one text
us seven seven zero three one. If you'd like to
leave a talk back like our friend Remy, you could
do that. Just go to the iHeartRadio app and use
it Mike to send your comment over to Jay. I am, Jim,
Tom and Dan or here today.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
I appreciate you dropping bye, appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Jack is here allowing us.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:34:05):
It's good to see you.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
And the food from a licks their holy smoke not
bad at all, huh, good lord, their wings have always been.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Tomorrow is our friends giving thing here at the station.

Speaker 7 (01:34:14):
What do you make?

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
And I know Jack's making mashed potatoes a Naomi than
making mash potato else the man I got to give
a shout out. I am a huge listener to all
your listener listeners. They need to know that I'm a
Liarte one.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
I know I am a p one. I listen every day.

Speaker 11 (01:34:26):
No to wife, make sure those mashed potatoes that need
to bring them in tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:34:30):
I'm coming in early ten thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
Yeah, and I'm not going to be here at ten thirty,
but I'm doing deviled eggs because I looked at the
list today and saw that no one's doing deviled eggs.

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
What time are you coming in?

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
I don't know, probably eleven thirty.

Speaker 6 (01:34:41):
Oh, man, I.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
Understand people need their Devil Diggs.

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
That's an appetite.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
That's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
Never been a Devil Degg guy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Sorry, don't mean to blow up the show.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
Not a Devil Degg guy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
I love them.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
My dad used a hoght.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
You know, there was a there's a There are so
many fads in the food business, right U. The longest time,
it was Brussels sprouts. Remember everybody was doing roasted Brussels
sprouts with bacon and bacon in there and then the
balsamic thing on top. That was a big thing for
a while, everything having truffle everything was a thing for
a while, but man, like the the new thing is that.

(01:35:16):
The new thing is the or we're just saying devil leggs,
deviled eggs, and let me tell you they're proud of them.
Like I went to a restaurant this past weeknd a
Mount Dora, and I love the restaurant. They're great, But
three deviled eggs, like twelve bucks, no, no, and yeah, yeah,
twelve dollars three eggs. Because there's like a thing that
the double egg thing is now in like it's a thing.

(01:35:37):
So you're gonna get a bunch of iterations of double deck.

Speaker 6 (01:35:39):
You like them, I know you love them. Oh yeah yeah.
My me moll used to make some deviled eggs and
put them in a tupperware like young fat.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
No one told me about that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:53):
Too much eggs even like a tight end.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:35:59):
Yeah, my dad used to eat him in a I
caught my dad eating uh.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
I think he's drunk. I got my dad eating deviled
eggs and his uh boxer Geordan.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
It's like something you do for sure, eating them. So
I want to ask you a question because we've all
been out of the game for a while you know
we're all in committed relationships and have been for a
long time. Hell, you've been with Crystal since you guys
were in high school, right.

Speaker 6 (01:36:19):
Yeah, the only woman he's ever slept with me. Who
don't asked you that.

Speaker 8 (01:36:23):
I'm saying that.

Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:36:24):
It's just a reaction.

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
It's like a reaction I have.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
It's an interesting thing.

Speaker 11 (01:36:28):
It's the thought when you say, oh, you've been someone
with someone since high school, the first.

Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
Thing he said, Wow, he's never laid with another woman.

Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
Okay, listen, I have this theory that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
Slow down, you were doing the bill? Yeah, no, hold on, yeah, yeah,
Jimmy's in the same scenario. I am so is then
also is Jack? And I contend that is it your
restart math that if you quiver of a host, if
you've been with this only one, the same lady for
in years of your life, it starts over. Then you

(01:37:02):
are in the exact same place with the guy that's
been in with only one lady his entire life, one lady. Guys,
because you forget, it's been too long, so I remember, No,
you can't, I can't remember heels, I still have tiny remember,
I remember smooth day can we talk about smooth fatties
I'm missing.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
We were hoping you'd want to talk about young smooth fatties.

Speaker 6 (01:37:29):
Oh I miss them. I missing If you're out there,
I miss you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
Okay, So if you were gonna let us say that,
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
Want to get us into trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
So in a relationship for oh.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
Man, I think we're coming up on twenty eighteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Okay, you same around twenty years twenty something?

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Yeah, I mean more than that, good.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Lord, twenty seven, twenty seven for congratulations, man's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:37:56):
Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
If you were out in the dating world, do you
think you could have a pickup line that would work?
And this is not a pickup line topic, per se,
because there's a billionaire out there and he's getting his
ass ripped in half online today because of his pickup line.
And I don't understand it because I don't think it's
that bad. And I want to ask you guys, what
you think about this. I can already feel the pain

(01:38:20):
I'm going to endure.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
You're a clever guy, though, and you didn't have any
trouble chat with ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Look my way approached me. Look I get if I'm
being honest. My wife hit me up. I tried to ruin.

Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
It is weird.

Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
That can't be true.

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
You're a liar.

Speaker 6 (01:38:38):
Goddamn, you're lying to the audience.

Speaker 13 (01:38:43):
Face the storm out.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
When you look at both of us, there's no way
you can't believe that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
That's hilarious because she is rather attractive, very touching woman.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Right, So here we go billionaire Bill Ackman. Are you
familiar with Bill Ackman. He's a hedge fund man and
as one of those guys that a lot of people
look at and lean on, much like Jamie Diamond when
it comes to financial advice that they would like bet
their money on right where they're going to invest, what
the investment markets are.

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
Going to do.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
He's one of these guys, right, everybody knows who who
Bill Ackman is. He's a big player in the world
of finance. So he had a in a conversation he
mentioned the line that he uses to introduce him. There
he is right there on the screen. You go to
jump over live dot com and check him out, and
the line that he uses.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
Is it, I'm a billionaire, sharp, you write my balance
on my forehead.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
That's all I would do just right on your forehead.
This is his line, may I meet you. That's his
pickup line. He walked up to somebody goes, may I
meet you?

Speaker 10 (01:39:44):
May I meet you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
There's nothing wrong with that. You think that's dope.

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
I think it's weird. You think it's weird. I would
never go up to a woman as me and go like,
may I meet you?

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
Saying like he's in the Hobbits he puts it sounds
though he's not.

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
He just hates that a little medieval.

Speaker 8 (01:40:05):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
It's just a way to be polite. I mean, guy's
a billionaire, he's a player. He's gonna go up there,
you know, sling some stupid college boy joke. He's gonna
may I meet you. I think that's very classy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
Isn't that a more awkward way of just saying like, hey,
would you like to get a cup of coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
It is?

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Or tell me about yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
Weird about it?

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
Why not tell you about yourself? That's that's more plain.
I won't give you that. That's better than what may
I meet you? May I meet you?

Speaker 5 (01:40:31):
Is a clunky Hey you want to get a drink?

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
Oh, I'm drunk of the tom.

Speaker 6 (01:40:39):
I want to bring this topic up.

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
I know nothing about women.

Speaker 6 (01:40:41):
I'm I've never been on a date in my entire life.
Don't share that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
No, but what the hell out of here with that?

Speaker 8 (01:40:52):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
It's a different you know, it's so weird.

Speaker 11 (01:40:55):
The person has to think for a moment because it's
not just the usual line that you dismiss, oh yeah whatever,
but it's you'll always remember the person who said.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
May I meet you? I think one thousand?

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
Jack?

Speaker 6 (01:41:07):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
Can I finally agree on something?

Speaker 6 (01:41:08):
This sounds borat right? Like? You very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
There?

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
Same, I'm like, no, dude, this is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Just walk up to the girl that you like and
you go like, hey, I don't know if you're dating anybody,
but hey, would you like to just go grab a beer?

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
No, it's so much easier than me.

Speaker 19 (01:41:26):
I need you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
And also, okay, I assume that whatever world this guy
runs in, I know, no, I know. But because of that,
everybody in the room knows who he is, right, So,
like you like when you wherever he's at, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
My god, Jack, dat nine point four billions?

Speaker 6 (01:41:50):
They are aware that this is the billionaire hedge fun
guy whatever you know? So it's like you already have
the leg up. You're not meaning a total stranger. I mean,
you know you're a meeting a stranger. She already knows
who you are. So is it easier?

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
But when you're in that world, you already understand that
people are going to have a preconceived notion of who
and what you are based on your income and who
you are.

Speaker 5 (01:42:12):
How would you say it? I can tell you if
I were the lady and you were going to give
me the old may I meet you?

Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
How would you lay it on me?

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
I would be very easy actually, and be like I'm
dream Uh tell me about yourself? No, no, I don't
think it. Okay, stops.

Speaker 5 (01:42:38):
Did you have a line?

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Jack? Oh no, no, no, no, Jack doesn't have lines,
not that. He just shows them the sketchers and they fall. Baby.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
I dated a lot of girls, and I also know
what it's like to have to overcome like most girls
don't find guys that are five to two, uh, strikingly
attractive from jump you know what you got to do
a little extra? Yeah, But I found that just talking
to them normally and feel and like putting up a certain.

Speaker 3 (01:43:05):
Level of confidence. Also you make them laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
Yeah, but the confidence aspect, I'm not caring whether they
are gonna say no.

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
That's the only confidence I really think you need.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
You don't feel you don't need to feel like you're
the best, You're amazing, but just that you don't care
whether they say no.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
They all love that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
But if you are standing in a bar, let's say
you're an attractive girl and I'm Bill Ackman, and I
know that I'll never have to worry about a power
bill again in my life. I can walk up and
if you're standing there and you turn around and I go, Hi,
I'm Bill. May I meet you?

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
You don't think that's creepy?

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
I mean, hold on.

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
What you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
It was okay, Hey, I'm Bill. Do you wand it?

Speaker 6 (01:43:44):
Can I meet you?

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
I think that's very classy. Matter of fact, I think
that's a really good pickup line. This dude getting killed
online for this.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
But it does sound a little serious that maybe the
thing I'm hearing is may I meet you? It almost
sounds like like more formal than casual.

Speaker 16 (01:43:58):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:43:59):
Well, Also, asking permission to meet someone is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
I asked permission to kiss my wife on the first
time kissing him?

Speaker 6 (01:44:06):
Is it different? That you're meeting him, is like, hey,
nice to meet you. Like it's free. Everybody just meets
people without asking their permission.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
And he says he uses this.

Speaker 6 (01:44:19):
Sensual meet he needs in the room meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
And he says that he actually not only uses this
for women, but like even in business settings, when somebody
in the room is like intriguing that he doesn't know,
he will just approach them and say, hey, Bill, you
know what, may I meet you? It could be another
business leader, it could be a dignitaria, you know, an
entertainment star. I mean, that's the way he kind of
introduces it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
You need a shirt Jim Colbert show shirt. It says
may I meet you.

Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
Me eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
It's just this guy, he writes on his day he goes.
I hear from many young men they find it difficult
to meet young women in a public setting. In other words,
the online culture has destroyed the ability to spontaneously meet strangers.

Speaker 5 (01:44:57):
So he can't speak on this. He's a billionaire.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
Unfair. I hate agreeing with you, But there is an
aspect of that. There's one thousand percent.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
He hasn't known what it's like to be addicted to
the internet and being stuck on your phone while your
wife's yelling at you and you're squallllling right, Like, he
doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
It doesn't have to be Look, all you have to
do about somebody like that is like when somebody walk.
If somebody like that walks in the room, there's no way,
no one's not going to recognize this guy. Somebody in
that world is gonna be in finance, gonna go god,
n that's Bill Ackman, right, you know, and the word's
gonna eventually get around where you are that there's a
guy worth ten billion dollars in the room.

Speaker 6 (01:45:30):
Those dudes just don't stroll through.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
By the way, if you've ever met anybody that has
a lot a lot of money, there's a vibe there
when you meet him. There are a few of those
I'm really really rich, and nobody knows, dude, you know,
trust me, you just kind of they put out a vibe.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
Yeah, And I imagine at a certain point when you're
worth nine billion dollars, like you have to be aware
of where you are and what you're doing because like
it could be dangerous, right, Like if there's people that
could you know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
Want to be.

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
Nappings.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
Oh yeah, you're right, that's a real thing.

Speaker 6 (01:46:02):
It's just you're not just flippantly going to hanging out
with strangers. You know, you're always around people that know
who you are.

Speaker 11 (01:46:10):
So it to Bill Ackman's credit, if he had someone
do it for him, which most billionaires would, that person
would go up to the lady or the person in
general and said, hey, Bill Ackman would like to meet you.

Speaker 6 (01:46:23):
So what he's doing, He's just like, I'll just do
it myself. May I meet you?

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:46:27):
And for us exactly what he'd have an emissary say
on his behalf.

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
Just third person.

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Yeah, I agree with you, but I'm also a traditionalist.
I would prefer Jack walk up to me and be like,
mister Uckerman would like, I like the person coming, excuse
me that.

Speaker 11 (01:46:47):
Would like to meet you if you send someone else
and implies wealth and power.

Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
Yeah, remember DM was it dumb and dumber where they
were at the bar and he goes, h he goes
go over there, go over there and say hey to her,
and I'm gonna send that the bar. That was the
whole idea is like he's sent a minion out to
get somebody to pay attention while he posed at the bar.

Speaker 6 (01:47:05):
You ever done that.

Speaker 5 (01:47:05):
You ever sent some money over to talk to a
girl for you?

Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
I never had a problem doing that. I never I
had never had a problem, you know, opening up conversation
with people. I don't have that issue.

Speaker 5 (01:47:14):
Yeah, me neither.

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
And I'm stupidly confident, unfortunately with the way I look.
But I'm still confident. Are we there now?

Speaker 4 (01:47:21):
With like with young young people? I mean, the guy
was just this billionaire was just talking about it. But
I don't necessarily think his approach is going to save
us or help us.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
No, I don't know, to change life.

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
Yeah, I don't know. That's a hard one.

Speaker 8 (01:47:32):
May I meet you?

Speaker 6 (01:47:33):
Does he mean meet in any different way? Because when
you when you are you applying me e eight? No,
what I'm saying is like I lay with you for
the night, when you when you you say hey, I'm Bill,
and you shake someone's hand and they're like I'm Jane,
and you're like nice to meet you. Like that? Doesn't

(01:47:57):
you don't have to ask someone's permission to do that
if you met them. And I think that goes on
obviously all times. You meet people all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
It's a slicker way of saying I'd like to actually
get to know the real you. And I say that
at strip clubs all the time, like what's your real name?

Speaker 6 (01:48:12):
You know what happened?

Speaker 4 (01:48:16):
I'm like, give you the real story into the nudity.
I like the conversation, he says.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
I would say may I meet you before engaging further
in a conversation. Almost never got to know, and it
inevitably enabled the opportunity for further conversation. I met a
really I met a lot of really interesting people this
way way, And he says, I think the combination of
proper grammar and politeness was the key to his effectiveness.
Give it a try.

Speaker 5 (01:48:41):
He also said, I almost never got which.

Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
You also said that women can do it. He said
women could use the same line. It would work exactly
the same way.

Speaker 6 (01:48:49):
Is it some psychological like trick that gets people to
engage more in conversation and.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
You're asking you a question, You're not just walking up
and you know, doing the whole I knd of buy
you a drink. They're almost already sets a you know,
I owe you kind of thing, like I'm buying you
a drink, you owe me some conversation. This way, it's
just going, Hey, I just like to meet like Jack
was saying, I just like to meet you for who
you are and get to know you know those boom.

Speaker 6 (01:49:13):
You know what this reminds me, So you.

Speaker 5 (01:49:14):
Said it right.

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
You know what this reminds me of. It reminds me
of the pickup artist with Mystery, the guy. I believe
you brought that guy out, mister. Mister, I believe his
name is just Myster. That's where the neg came from.

Speaker 6 (01:49:35):
You throw That's what.

Speaker 5 (01:49:36):
I'm thinking, Like, this sounds very much like what Mystery would.

Speaker 6 (01:49:39):
Tell you to do.

Speaker 5 (01:49:40):
Like you'd be like, you need to go over that
girl and walk up to her. And what you're gonna
do is you're doing a mind control trick.

Speaker 6 (01:49:45):
You're gonna throw her on tilt by saying, may I
meet you? This is very mystery.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
That dude would get headbutted by today's girls. That guy
would get handled there is right there. Look, that's what
he looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
You would think that h Jimmy, But I belie leave,
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
I believe he and another guy now have a podcast
and I'm in a show on TV where they do
the same act they did twenty years ago with just
sticking up girls and they're all psychology tricks, like they're
throwing out a nag or like asking may I meet you?

Speaker 6 (01:50:16):
It's probably just like a you know, all wet based
on psychology, and you.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
Say it nag.

Speaker 6 (01:50:21):
I mean you walk up and go those are great shoes,
but they don't go with that dress. Yes, saying like
a small at him, yes, and show that you're not
over attracting.

Speaker 4 (01:50:29):
You go like, oh, your hair color is beautiful, but
it would look better longer. Yeah, some small like nothing
too crazy, but just some small thing. No doubt that
that makes them want to prove themselves. I get like,
you know, it throws them off, and there's some psychology
bound it that actually does work. I use it on
my wife all the time. She's constantly proven herself.

Speaker 6 (01:50:51):
Six four to one text seven seven zero three one.

Speaker 3 (01:50:54):
Load them up, it's time for trivia. We'll do that next.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
Do you want to play a game?

Speaker 5 (01:50:59):
Should show?

Speaker 6 (01:51:01):
Trivia is next?

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Call down four.

Speaker 10 (01:51:13):
Dude, afternoon crewe. Well, coming from a person of a
more mature age saying may I meet you? Or someone
coming up to me and saying may I meet you?
So sexy as hell. Of course I'm gonna say yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:51:31):
And of yep.

Speaker 10 (01:51:32):
You gotta believe that I will remember that person saying
may I meet you?

Speaker 6 (01:51:38):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
Thank you appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
Like a sexy way, right, yeah, like may I meet you?

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:51:47):
May I me?

Speaker 5 (01:51:48):
Okay, that's different though, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
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Speaker 6 (01:52:04):
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(01:52:45):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:17):
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Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:20):
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Speaker 8 (01:53:22):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:22):
I picking a number?

Speaker 19 (01:53:23):
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Speaker 6 (01:53:24):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:53:24):
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Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
Two is Curtis? Curtis? How you doing? Say?

Speaker 15 (01:53:28):
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Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
Nothing much at all? Want to play a little game
with us.

Speaker 6 (01:53:32):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
The is he the puzzlemaster or is he the guy
who's currently writing today's game? Can he be both?

Speaker 17 (01:53:39):
Let's find out.

Speaker 6 (01:53:40):
It's time for j C. S. Trivia.

Speaker 3 (01:53:43):
Yahya, all right, Curtis, this is a real easy game.
But he got a question here for you have four answers.
One of these answers is not true, buddy. But if
you can find that, I will send you over to
Jack and he has a ton of stuff to give away.
Pick something nice for yourself. Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (01:53:57):
Let's go?

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
Here you go, buddy. On this day in nineteen eighty three,
Academy Award nominated actor known for his no nonsense attitude
former marine. You know him as Kylo Rinn. Yeah, what's
his name with the mouth? Adam Driver was born on
this day. That's right, Adam Driver with the mouth. Here

(01:54:19):
are three fun facts about Adam and one megafloppolis of
a lie because the movie did poorly. It's flopped and
I made a joke.

Speaker 6 (01:54:33):
There.

Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
Let me hate myself the way we.

Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
Been downtown anytime when Carrot tops back in town. You
know what a mega flopper because that guy does not
wear underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:54:44):
And be crazy. All right, Curtis, here we go. We're
talking about Adam Driver. Which one of these isn't true?
Number one, He has a Bachelor's of Arts degree from
the famed Juilliard School. Number two, he started a fight
club in high school. Number three, before acting, he sold
Kirby vacuum cleaners door to door. Or lastly, he was

(01:55:04):
a three sport athlete in high school baseball, basketball, and tennis.
Oddly enough, that's the one buddy or a winner at
a rat. I thought for sure I'd get the athlete
thing through with him, because he looks athletic. But man,
he didn't do anything in school except act. He even
started a drama school when he was in the Marines.

(01:55:25):
Really yeah, yeah, he did like drama in the Marines.

Speaker 6 (01:55:27):
I didn't know you could do that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
Matter of fact, he actually started a foundation afterwards that
is built to bring theater to army bases.

Speaker 6 (01:55:36):
It's called Marines Christmas. I buy stockings with a little marine.
Yeah we know which one is getting bullied.

Speaker 3 (01:55:46):
He does have a Bachelor's of Arts degree from the
fame Juilliard School. Took him two times to get in.
It was kind of wild because he didn't even have
a high school degree or a high school education. Fascinating
he started a fight club in high school, that's true.
Before acting he did sell Kirby vacuum cleaner's door to door.

Speaker 4 (01:56:01):
That was the one I was going to say no,
only because I would imagine that Kirby Vacuum Cleaners would
have been too old for him.

Speaker 3 (01:56:07):
I would agree with that man, because I mean, that
was like a thing we were just talking about the
other day. That was the thing like back in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:56:12):
I had one in the eighties. My mother bought a
trying to get it right. I believe it was a
generation five Kirby, Okay, and he can barely pick it
up because it was so happy, but the self propel
on it. As a young boy, it would drag you
down the hall.

Speaker 6 (01:56:24):
Me.

Speaker 3 (01:56:25):
He grew up singing and playing piano for his church
choir because when his mom remarried, she remarried a Baptist minister.
And as a kid, you talking about hitting the non
lottery of step dads, Yeah, having a Baptist minister as
a stepdad coming into the package.

Speaker 7 (01:56:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:56:42):
No, dance around with your shoes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:56:45):
And the nine to eleven actually is what inspired him
to join the Marines, what she wound up getting out
of because I guess he got an injury while doing
some maneuvering, so he got out of that.

Speaker 6 (01:56:54):
Cut himself on a script. Yeah, he looks weird. It
was like a human clamation. And right.

Speaker 3 (01:57:03):
When you see him do interviews, you know, they say
his SNL appearance is one of the best shows ever.
It was great, Like apparently his SNL is revered as
even from the cast and crew and by the audience,
is one of the best SNL episodes of that year,
maybe even ever.

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
It was supposed to be really good, and some women
find him sexy. And I would even put him in
the same category of a like a Keanu Reeves, maybe
like a ratman, like uh, the guy from the Bear
je Jeremy Allen White is a rat man, like the
I see what you're saying, Like they look very their
faces look like rat feature. They they have like big ears,

(01:57:39):
they're smaller, you know, I would be a rat man
too ugly.

Speaker 6 (01:57:45):
The driver's tall though, but he's also a rat man.
He's like a ke Reeves who can act.

Speaker 3 (01:57:51):
Yeah, yeah, he's actually a good actor.

Speaker 6 (01:57:54):
But he's like he's got a long face.

Speaker 5 (01:57:57):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:58:00):
He's supposed to have a very good sense of humor
though it's super super dry sense of humor. He six
to by the way, fiber intelligent, forty two years old. Yeah, intelligent,
very driven and like no nonsense.

Speaker 8 (01:58:10):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:58:11):
When you read stories about him whatever, he just doesn't
like mince words. It's you know, he talked when he
has to, and that's pretty much it.

Speaker 5 (01:58:15):
I thought they nailed that casting.

Speaker 4 (01:58:17):
I mean, I'm not a Star Wars guy, but to
give Star Wars their flowers, I think you have to
have somebody that looks like him, and it looks truly unique. Yea,
in order to pull off you know, spoiler alert, but
you know some of the killing he did to the
Harrison for you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:58:29):
I'm just saying, you know who you need.

Speaker 3 (01:58:31):
Uh, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 5 (01:58:32):
He looks very like that part, and it's I think
it's perfect casting.

Speaker 6 (01:58:36):
That always a good casting.

Speaker 5 (01:58:37):
Yeah, he looked really menacing and kind of like a
troubled guy.

Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
He's been in a lot of movies. I did not
realize he was in. It's kind of wild how he
floats through. He was inside. He was in that movie
Inside llewell and Davis, which is a Cohen Brothers movie.
Justin Timberlake was in that movie where he had to
try to watch it.

Speaker 6 (01:58:52):
I watched out.

Speaker 3 (01:58:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah. The Coen Brothers miss, they really miss.
Yeah yeah, Well they hit, they really hit. But when
they miss, they really miss. It's rare, but they do occasionally.
I love the Goen Brothers. All right, four seven nine
one six four one. Text us at seven seven zero
three won my buddy Ross Page joined us in a second.
That tell us what's happening on good Sauce tonight. We'll
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(01:59:20):
Real Radio one four point one. Dev is out today.
She'll be back with us tomorrow. Spend a little time
out there. What's that thing called that that I ayapa? Yeah,
i appa, which is the basically like if you in
a theme park or a fair or anything like, that's
where you buy all the games or rides and it's
I would love to go to the convention center of
all the stuff that they sell to theme park.

Speaker 6 (01:59:40):
It's where theme park shop. I think that's how Ross
described it yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
And by the way, I mean there's a giant write
up about it and how important it is to the industry.
Happening today.

Speaker 6 (01:59:49):
So they'll have like gravitrons and multiple rides and then
you just walk through and you're like, I have like
multiple two of those.

Speaker 3 (01:59:57):
And because you know his uh, Deborah's Beyonce. Chris is
the entertainment kind of ordinator event plinner for Mount Dora,
so as he plans cool stuff and of course they
do tons of stuff there. Yeah, always looking for an
angle to make your event bigger and better than the
next cities.

Speaker 11 (02:00:13):
You know, like when if your city has a giant
Christmas tree or a forty foot Santa, this is the
type of place.

Speaker 6 (02:00:19):
This is the way you shop for it.

Speaker 3 (02:00:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show.
I'm Jim. Dan had to take off if that's something
he had to do this evening, but Tom is still
with us, and of course Jack is here as well.
Speaking of Ross, every single Wednesday around this time we
have him dropped by. It tells what's happening on Good
Sauce tonight that airs at eight o'clock. You guys, get
up good Law for a buddy, mister Ross Paget when
he said.

Speaker 16 (02:00:39):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I would already regret if I
didn't say this up front. The whole reason why Good
Sauce is on reel Radio is because of Tom and Dan.
So I just this is awesome to talk about what's
happening on tonight's show in front of the reason how
this show happened.

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
On real radio. I don't take that for granted. And
what we have coming up.

Speaker 16 (02:01:04):
Tom talked to me, did you ever Blink one eighty two?
Did you ever Vans Warped Tour out?

Speaker 6 (02:01:09):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:01:10):
Yes, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:01:11):
I went to Van's Warped Tour when I was I
think either in eighth grade or ninth grade, but I was,
you know, fourteen, fifteen years old.

Speaker 3 (02:01:21):
Dude, he's like a punk. I mean he's like, oh
he listened to his punk music. I mean that's like
right up his alley.

Speaker 6 (02:01:25):
Yeah yeah. And I went back when Vans Warped Tour
had like skateboarding and BMX and like half Pipes out there.

Speaker 5 (02:01:32):
It was like extreme sports and punk rock.

Speaker 3 (02:01:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:01:35):
All I can think about right now is Dave Mira. Yes,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh dude, Dave Mira video game.

Speaker 6 (02:01:43):
Oh that changed my life. Got rest of soul right, yeah,
I head has had too many times and then it'd
get you a junior, sayou But.

Speaker 16 (02:01:53):
We really talk about tonight on episode eighty three. Is
how hard of a U turn spiritual body in mind
that the Orlando switched up on and these last two weekends.

Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
Well, I don't know what you mean by that. What
do you mean?

Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
Oh, I will feed you? How about etc? To warp Tour?

Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the bookends.

Speaker 5 (02:02:15):
Hey Russ, you do you know why that happened?

Speaker 6 (02:02:18):
Vans Warped Tour actually partnered with EDC so that they
use the staging so to save the money on the stages.

Speaker 5 (02:02:26):
Did you guys know that?

Speaker 6 (02:02:28):
I did not know that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
I think it's the same production company. Yes, so they
use the same infrastructure.

Speaker 11 (02:02:32):
That's why it's back to back weekends at the same
I'll be damn did not know that.

Speaker 6 (02:02:36):
And then they do that in different cities, and then
they both save money because they'll split the costs or whatever.
So they'll set up and do DC and then two
weeks later do the Vans Warped Tour in that city.

Speaker 16 (02:02:48):
I just absolutely love knowing that those are two different smells,
two different pieces of makeup, and two different vibes altogether.

Speaker 6 (02:02:56):
You have your.

Speaker 16 (02:02:56):
Emotional that I'm going through something, and then you also
have your emotional like, yo, I need to go through.

Speaker 11 (02:03:03):
This Sunday afternoon, Orlando Pride were playing and it's right
down the block from Camping World Stadium, and you.

Speaker 6 (02:03:10):
Could hear you could hear going on at the time.

Speaker 11 (02:03:14):
It's funny is if you were dressed in purple, you
were walking towards the stadium. If you were dressed in black,
you were walking towards the Warpe tour.

Speaker 6 (02:03:22):
Oh wow black right.

Speaker 16 (02:03:26):
And I know that like, not a lot of people
understand the whiney I walk in and you know, like
that vibe of singing. And one of those people is
one of my best friend who's on tonight's show, John,
and he is never understood white guy rock at all.

Speaker 6 (02:03:47):
Well, that kind of rock is way different. It's almost
like pre emo, like primo. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:03:52):
I don't really know how to describe it other than
that I think I'm pretty good at it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
By the way. I think like it's in my genes
that I can do the whiny rocks saying very very well.

Speaker 15 (02:04:04):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
Well, all right, what are we gonna do? I'm always
why name talking.

Speaker 6 (02:04:11):
About Jack, That's exactly That's what.

Speaker 16 (02:04:18):
I'm never feeling good one I'm in the same room
as Jack Bratchall wait, wait, what nothing feels really comfortable
when he's in in proximity.

Speaker 6 (02:04:31):
I think I'm offended.

Speaker 16 (02:04:33):
No, I'm just just riffing Jack. Don't look into it.
I'm just saying that I'm casting my audition for Warp
Tour twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (02:04:40):
I'm so down.

Speaker 16 (02:04:42):
But it's a very very fun episode talking about that
specific genre and also how impactful it is to people
and just comfortable what it is in their mid thirties. Man,
if you're in your mid thirties to high thirties, low forties,
Blink when eighty two?

Speaker 6 (02:04:59):
Like it was hoe it to you?

Speaker 3 (02:05:03):
It was a movement. It was a movement, and I
never got it. There was a was Blink one eighty two?
Did that also create buckscar Racer? Was it the or
was that another band in that era?

Speaker 15 (02:05:14):
Well?

Speaker 13 (02:05:14):
How about this for a question?

Speaker 16 (02:05:15):
Who do you give credit for making the Whiny very successful?
And I enjoy it and a lot of people enjoy it,
so I'm not trying to talk too much crap about it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
But like that whiny white guy rock music, I'm giving
it to Green Day.

Speaker 3 (02:05:30):
Well really, I mean fall Out Boys there too, but
I mean, yeah, green Day has a lot of that
as well, for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:05:36):
No, they were the first.

Speaker 16 (02:05:37):
They were the ones that kick started the having a
hard time trying to sleep, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (02:05:44):
Yeah, it's like pop punk kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (02:05:47):
They were also, in my time, the sellouts of punk
rock because they became so commercially successful. Yeah, they like
all the punk rockers were like, oh they're sellouts. You know,
they're on MTV and stuff of that. That's not punk,
which is funny. But because like you know now and
and I think that's part of the reason why Vans
Warped Tour stopped back like years ago, is they couldn't

(02:06:10):
make enough money because making money was like anti punk.

Speaker 3 (02:06:14):
Right right right right now. Yeah, when you look up
these bands, Blink Oney two is the number one band
and Green Day is the next one on that list,
like bands like All Time, Low, Newfound Glory, Fallout Boys,
Some forty one, All American Rejects, Yellow Cars, Simple Plan.

Speaker 16 (02:06:30):
If that's the case, then objectively speaking, green Day is
what kicks started that genre because they were before any
of those bands.

Speaker 1 (02:06:39):
With Doukie they I mean they named their album dookie.

Speaker 3 (02:06:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we played that when we first came
on there in the early nineties. Ninety three or four.
How crazy is that?

Speaker 1 (02:06:48):
And then that's what started probably from ninety three to
ninety four.

Speaker 16 (02:06:51):
I don't know what year that album came out on
I'm Ready to Die on this sale and and also
real fast question, Jim Jack assessment. Did you guys watch
that whole uh just era of these bands from a
little bit of the distance where like you enjoyed it,
but it wasn't you weren't getting it tattooed on you?

Speaker 6 (02:07:13):
Yeah, no, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:07:14):
Actually this radio station was one of the first stations
to play those bands in all of Orlando. We were
literally on the cusp of that. We used to play
Green Day songs from Dookie for Rejoin when it wasn't
even the Monsters, it was just the Russ and boshow
with Dirry Gym.

Speaker 11 (02:07:27):
Yeah, February first, nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 3 (02:07:29):
Doukie was really h yeah yeah, And we got on
the air ninety three, so we were playing that music
real early. So really for us, there was no distancing ross. Actually,
I think where most people are real radio, we leaned into.

Speaker 11 (02:07:40):
It and that that was real music weekends in the nineties,
that was what you were here. Yeah yeah, yeah, Now
Green Day.

Speaker 16 (02:07:46):
That's ninety three ninety four, but like Blink Win eighty
two is the zenith of what I am talking about.
And did you watch Blank Win eighty two when they
were Ribbon TRL No, right, no, I did can.

Speaker 3 (02:08:00):
Get it into like Daniel and TC. But I don't
even I think Daniel more than anything like they got
into those guys. Blink one eighty two passed me by.
It was way too whiny and bitchy to me. Ryan Holmes,
big Blank fans.

Speaker 6 (02:08:11):
Yeah, now I'm a little too old for that again.

Speaker 5 (02:08:14):
Blink one a two was this like I remember my sister.

Speaker 6 (02:08:17):
I took my little sister to a Blink one eighty
two concert and Bad Religion open for them, and I
was like, this is a travesy I trying to tell
my little sister, like, you don't understanding Bad Religion is
like yeah, Kings in the punk world they open up
for Blink and uh but they were the you know,
obviously the insanely more popular band.

Speaker 16 (02:08:37):
And also hearing that music getting older and finding out
that it just it ages well in the sense of nostalgia.
It does not age well in the sense of lyrics,
like hearing a thirty year old song coming up our
twenty year old song saying that nobody likes me when
you're twenty three. Yeah, and then knowing that that song's

(02:08:58):
twenty years ago, so now it's like, dude, no one
loves me at forty three. Yeah, you know it's it's
it's weird to see that music, the whiny young pop
punk get older and dare I say, start knocking on
the door on playlists that are called classics.

Speaker 1 (02:09:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:09:19):
Yeah. Their manager actually got named Rick Devaux, managed bands
like No Effects penny Wise. He's an offspring. Yeah, I mean,
what's that for? Offspring? Offspring wasn't like a punk band
per se, but penny Wise and No Effects were.

Speaker 5 (02:09:29):
Yeah oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:09:30):
And then the lead singer of Blank when total conspiracy
theory UFO, right, yeah yeah, yeah, ye, well.

Speaker 16 (02:09:40):
He went total UFO and then like no one, everyone
called him crazy for like eight years, and on that
ninth year he came out, was like, see, I.

Speaker 6 (02:09:48):
Told you when everything started coming out, you're right. His
name is Tom DeLonge.

Speaker 16 (02:09:52):
Yeah yeah, and then guess what, everyone didn't even say
We're sorry, right, like we was like keep making music, dude,
shut up, And.

Speaker 3 (02:10:00):
One of these guys goes straight conspiracy. The other guy
marries a billionaire Travis Barker. Isn't he married like one
of the one of the Kardashians. That's Travis Barker is
married to. Are they married?

Speaker 5 (02:10:15):
No, that's a good Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (02:10:16):
Oh god, he is married to Courtney Kardashian. Oh okay, Yeah,
he's married into a billionaire family.

Speaker 16 (02:10:25):
And just that whole genre of music as it keeps
getting more and more dust on it and it keeps
growing in nostalgia and just seem warped to her.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
And also just shot out to Orlando for pulling.

Speaker 16 (02:10:39):
This off with these two weeks, with these two massive
events all successfully ran. No bad news that came out
of it. I think that's also really cool. I really
made Orlando feel even more and more of a city
having these two nationally recognized events.

Speaker 3 (02:10:54):
Yeah, and their two albums made the splash would be
Enema of the State and Take Off Fear of Pants
and Jacket that was ninety nine and two thousand and one.
And they they had the stints on the Warped tour
with green Day, by the way, and those are the
ones that had the songs all the small things.

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
What's my age again? All the songs are known for
it came out on those two records.

Speaker 16 (02:11:13):
It's kind of got me thinking, I'm gonna buy some
checkered vans. I'm gonna buy some tube socks, gonna do
You're gonna buy a pair of shorts.

Speaker 3 (02:11:22):
I'm gonna next year, you gotta run a chain your wallet.

Speaker 11 (02:11:25):
By the way, Green Day and Blank eighty and all
those songs you mentioned all regular songs heard.

Speaker 6 (02:11:31):
Currently on real music weekends. There you go, Yeah, and
it's so baby, it's I.

Speaker 1 (02:11:37):
Call me crazy.

Speaker 16 (02:11:38):
But watching that genre do what it's done from the beginning,
middle and until the now almost feels like seeing an
iPhone come out ye in the sense of like I
saw the genesis, or at least the very early parts
of it, and now seeing people's relationship with it over
the years has been fascinating.

Speaker 3 (02:11:59):
Yeah, yeah, you're hearing Green Day for the first time
was very interesting and it was very unique, and that
was a pivotal point in music. It changed it from
like the late eighties nineties into the grunge movement. And
then this was like post grunge, so grunge was still
going at the time, but Green Day was like a
totally different machine altogether.

Speaker 1 (02:12:17):
Oh man, Jack, you did miss your calling as a
pop punk emo singer.

Speaker 6 (02:12:22):
Please don't hit me.

Speaker 5 (02:12:27):
You know what Green Day reminds me of.

Speaker 6 (02:12:30):
It reminds me of a time when you couldn't figure
out the answer to something because there was no Internet.
Because I remember when we were listening to Green Day,
and we were listening to basket Case and Billy Joe
Armstrong's like line like I went to a whore, he
said my.

Speaker 5 (02:12:47):
Life's a bore And then we were like, what did
he say?

Speaker 14 (02:12:50):
He?

Speaker 6 (02:12:51):
I think it is Billy a Joe Armstrong gay, And
then there there was no way to find out. Yea, yeah,
well you just had to be like, I don't know why.
I don't know why you said that, and you also
there's no answer.

Speaker 3 (02:13:02):
And you also didn't know he was as tall as
Peter Dinkled you have the same size head.

Speaker 2 (02:13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:13:07):
When I when I first thinkur of my first interaction
with that genre, the first thing I think of is
older brothers, Oh yes, feeling like I got in because
they would say bad words, and some of the Green
Day is responsible for some of the bad words.

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
The first time I ever heard some of those words unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (02:13:26):
Didn't green Day have some sort of Broadway play for
a minute? Like, Yeah they did?

Speaker 3 (02:13:31):
They sure did, Yeah they did.

Speaker 6 (02:13:33):
Like I remember, I think I was on the radio
at the time when we were talking about that.

Speaker 3 (02:13:37):
Dude, I went to Tacy. I don't think it was
that long ago. I'm telling you, Jackson getting oil right now.
I don't think the green Day Broadway thing was that
long ago.

Speaker 1 (02:13:43):
American called American.

Speaker 16 (02:13:47):
And there is so much so if you are into
that life or if you're really enjoy that music, there's
such a very fun conversation about that, trying to break
it down to somebody who's ever gotten into very simple
chords in a hand.

Speaker 1 (02:14:05):
All right, tonight tonight, episode eighty three.

Speaker 3 (02:14:08):
That's good sauce tonight. Right here, I'll already one of
four point one and we'll see you tomorrow, buddy, Thank you,
We'll see you, buddy. Off you got all right there?

Speaker 10 (02:14:17):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:14:17):
Four seven text us seven seven zero three one back
in one sec.

Speaker 13 (02:14:37):
I still wear George.

Speaker 9 (02:14:39):
I still wear tube socks up to.

Speaker 6 (02:14:41):
My knees in lowrider Converse.

Speaker 5 (02:14:46):
I still have the chain wawn, I still do all it.

Speaker 1 (02:14:51):
Nineties crap.

Speaker 9 (02:14:53):
I'm wearing the shirt that says Patrick Swayzee in a
picture of them.

Speaker 6 (02:14:57):
Right now, I am that nineties kid that is.

Speaker 15 (02:15:01):
Stuck Jim Culbert show, Tom Dan So listening to you
guys conversations about the songs and the bands of the nineties.
You guys, we were all having babies and being new
parents in the nineties, so we loved music. We just
couldn't get to go to see him as much. That's
what I'm getting out of all this.

Speaker 6 (02:15:22):
And I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (02:15:23):
Happy holidays, Happy holidays, young lady. You're awesome, by the way,
Thanks for calling and always give us something cool to
listen to. I'm Jim. There's Jack yo. Tom Van is here. Yes,
Tom and Dan's big event coming up this Saturday. It's
the Bad Business Beer Fest, the eleventh, one of those
starts around Actually they start serving it too, but I

(02:15:45):
would suggest getting there around noon, get your tasting sample,
get your bag, get ready to go, and then when
they fired up, you'll get to drink and have a
good time.

Speaker 7 (02:15:54):
Tom.

Speaker 6 (02:15:54):
Can I get free tickets?

Speaker 5 (02:15:56):
Yes, you can, Thank you, Jack, no problem.

Speaker 3 (02:15:58):
All tickets are free, free of it.

Speaker 1 (02:16:00):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:16:00):
It's funny. Recently I hit up Tackle Bob for some
free tickets, because.

Speaker 3 (02:16:06):
Why wouldn't you text me?

Speaker 6 (02:16:08):
Why would you do that? You know him? But Jimmy,
I've asked you for a fair amount of favors for nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:16:17):
What you're saying, you've asked me for too many favors?

Speaker 6 (02:16:19):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I have a We have this joke
on the show that I have a standing count of
how many favors I've asked people. I call it the
scales of justice, where I know which way it's tipping,
you know. So like I know that I've asked Jimmy
for way too many favors that I have not done
enough favor for Jimmy.

Speaker 5 (02:16:37):
So I'm like, I can't ask him.

Speaker 6 (02:16:38):
But Bob, I was like, I'd never hasd Bob for tickets?

Speaker 5 (02:16:41):
Hit him up for my my son.

Speaker 19 (02:16:43):
Uh No.

Speaker 6 (02:16:44):
He started liking this band called Pierce the Veil. Oh yes,
and they were and we found out they're playing at
the UCF for Arena and then so he already went
to a couple of concerts, but he really was into
this band. So then me and Crystal took him to
see Pierce the Veil and it was the best concert

(02:17:05):
experience I've ever had because I got so much joy
watching him enjoy the concert, sing every song and stuff, like,
I was like, this is awesome because I've of all
the concerts I've been to, I just cross my arms
and look at you.

Speaker 3 (02:17:21):
Entertained.

Speaker 6 (02:17:22):
No, I'm entertained. It's just like I don't have as
much passion for music as my son does, and watching
that was awesome.

Speaker 11 (02:17:30):
I agree the some of the concerts I like the most,
outside of the spring Steen thing, because that's just another
level those concerts. But when I was taking my girls
to see twenty one Pilots and where everyone they were
enjoying it, I was enjoying it and just to have
that experience where they got to appreciate and just be

(02:17:50):
so overwhelmed by the experience that it just elevates the
whole event.

Speaker 6 (02:17:55):
Yeah. No, one hundred percent. And I have a weird
personality where I don't even know if I having a
good time unless people around me having a good time.
Like that's how I gauge my god emotion emotions. It's no,
It's just like if I'm around people that are having
a good time, then I'm like, oh I I'm having
a good time.

Speaker 5 (02:18:14):
Like I just based on whoever I'm or my.

Speaker 6 (02:18:17):
Serial killer personality tells me I shouldn't mimic what's happening
with him.

Speaker 8 (02:18:22):
Like that?

Speaker 6 (02:18:23):
What's next time?

Speaker 3 (02:18:24):
That's what That's exactly the conversation he has with himself.
He goes, Oh, I'm supposed to be sad here.

Speaker 5 (02:18:31):
No, they that's they're dramatizing my personality.

Speaker 8 (02:18:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:18:36):
The funny thing is I had that same experience, not
with my kids though, although I have been to shows
with my kids. My wife actually took my daughter to
go see Stevie Nick. She lost her mind. They went
to Taylor Swift lost their damn minds. But man, I'm
telling you straight up, this is crazy. But I got
box seats for deb and I to go to Tool
when they played the uc Arena. She didn't know that

(02:18:59):
I was doing it. And was it for her birthday?

Speaker 8 (02:19:02):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (02:19:02):
It was for her birthday. I bought us two really
nice teats for the Tool show. And man, I mean,
she's definitely not fourteen years old that she damn sure
acted like she was fourteen years old. And you're right,
there is something very cool about that. A little known
Tool fact that I just learned. We interviewed Bill mannspeaker
from Green Jello. Oh yeah, and he's crazy by the way.

Speaker 7 (02:19:22):
Like and so.

Speaker 12 (02:19:25):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (02:19:25):
And then we were talking to about Green Jello and
first he has no like he's not a musician, Like
his story is crazy because and but he started green
Jello with the members of Tool, Maynard and stuff with there.
But he's the one like Maynard was the voice with
like not by the hair of my in that song
a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:19:45):
Yeah that's Maynard.

Speaker 1 (02:19:46):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (02:19:46):
And and he was and when we were interviewing him
this on act. You can go back and listen to it.
But he was saying that like he like when Bill
got his first like money to make a record, that's
what made the other guys We're like, hey, we we
could make money doing this. And then they went on
to start Tool. It was crazy that they started from
Green Jello. Yeah, it's so crazy. They had They also

(02:20:07):
were real close with the Deaftones.

Speaker 5 (02:20:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:20:09):
They were also real close with King Crimson and there
was another band they were also very close to as well.

Speaker 6 (02:20:15):
This is Why.

Speaker 3 (02:20:18):
Oh yeah, a Little Piggies right back and.

Speaker 6 (02:20:21):
Die, I may tell you a tell a Tell of
three Little Pigs.

Speaker 5 (02:20:36):
It's such a stupid song.

Speaker 3 (02:20:37):
Yeah, the video is even weirder.

Speaker 6 (02:20:40):
Yeah, And he told the story about like some call
some high school kid knew how to do a cclamation
and he had to what it is and then he
basically made him and then he wasn't even finished and
the guy had to like loop it to make it work.
And then it became a super popular video on MTV.
Through Paola, he bought like, uh, some guy, some executive
and name TV some car to play the video one

(02:21:03):
time and then just took and then it took off crazy,
and he travels around and he doesn't travel with a band,
It's only him and he has the wherever he the
city goes to, he has locals play the music. So
he just shows up and then he's like, who's gonna
play guitar? Like he sets it up on Facebook and
insane hundred bucks yeah yeah, and people do it for

(02:21:23):
free just to play with him. And then that's how
and he tours around the world the United States just
having random like fans of his play the music and
it's all he says. He's like, I'm not a musician,
and like the music is easy to play and we
just put on a show.

Speaker 5 (02:21:37):
He was at the West End recently that's wild.

Speaker 19 (02:21:39):
I did not weird.

Speaker 3 (02:21:40):
I didn't know that at all. I mean I know
that he was he was part of that. I mean
I know the Tool is part of that in some
way shake or for him. I didn't know that Maynard
had that kind of connection with him. Yeah, there's a
bunch of bands like that from them.

Speaker 6 (02:21:50):
It's you ever seen the videos of like super popular
bands playing at like some college campus or like their
first gig. Oh, there's one that just came out, not
even from MGMT.

Speaker 3 (02:22:02):
They were playing on the sidewalk outside of the school
they were going to at the time. I think it
was some schoolup in Massachusetts, but they were literally with
a keyboard on the sidewalk playing one of the songs
that became one of their biggest hits.

Speaker 6 (02:22:15):
Yeah, it's eerie watching like the Rage as the Machine
has one.

Speaker 5 (02:22:20):
They're like playing on some college campus.

Speaker 3 (02:22:21):
I know exactly what you're talking to.

Speaker 6 (02:22:22):
Are like a ten by ten ten on the grass
and they're playing like killing in the name of It
and there's like people just walking by nobody, and it's
like Wow, It's like it's seeing a super popular band
play when no one knows who they are.

Speaker 3 (02:22:36):
Is weird and and the funny thing is too, like
when you see them walking by, you're like, Wow, that
crowd in ten years is going to be a football
stadium and it's gonna be ninety thousand people.

Speaker 6 (02:22:45):
Yeah, yeah, and they're gonna pay one hundred and fifty
bucks apiece to get in and see it.

Speaker 11 (02:22:48):
When we were talking about Green Day in the last segment,
someone texted in that yet before Dukie came out, they
saw him at the station here No way. In Castlebury
I saw Beastie Boys that went the Edge there and
that was a really cool show.

Speaker 3 (02:23:01):
But they were already established and they were touring with
Hank Williams Junior or the Third That was an interesting pairing.

Speaker 6 (02:23:07):
In the nineties, there was this punk rock club called Cheers,
and when I used to go, I remember Marilyn Manson
played and then we were like we went to.

Speaker 3 (02:23:16):
Some punk rock from South Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:23:18):
The next day and then people were talking like, hey,
there's this golf guy that played here last night, Marilyn Manson,
and we're like, you know, it was so weird.

Speaker 3 (02:23:26):
No, well, you know Roan Chappelle, is it Chaparral or Chappelle. No,
Chappelle Roan Chappelle Ron. There are a lot of videos
of her playing at like state fairs and playing that song.
It's just her and a keyboard in red Corduroy's playing
that song and what looks to be like a you know,
like a class talent contest.

Speaker 11 (02:23:45):
Before my daughter yells at me when I get home
it's Chapel Roan.

Speaker 3 (02:23:50):
Chappelle.

Speaker 6 (02:23:52):
Chappelle's so funny.

Speaker 3 (02:23:58):
But I haven't really stumbled into any like I haven't
had that experience like I've had that with comedians like
I met. We were talking about the other day, Billy
Gardell used to take my ticket at Bonker's Comedy Club
here in Central Florida. He was the doorman. That guy
went on to be a gigantic of course, have his
own big TV show, and then Darryl Hammond also Saturday

(02:24:19):
Night Live all timer man. This guy was one of
the best boys guys SNL ever had, and I think
he's the second longest tenured member in Keenan just beat him,
but he was on the show for like twenty years
or something. That guy also used to do ten or
fifteen minute sets. He was just an opener right here
in Orlando. I used to win tickets in the radio
to go see those guys. That was like the first
dates I went on with my with my ex wife.

(02:24:41):
Because I didn't have any money, I would just call
in the radio shows and try to win prizes to
go on dates. I was broke.

Speaker 6 (02:24:47):
Dude, Nate Bargatzi came into.

Speaker 3 (02:24:50):
Right, god, don't get me started with that our studio
and we.

Speaker 6 (02:24:53):
Had no We're like, what the hell do you say?
His last name Barghasay three years ago, and like that
was the quickest rise to fame that I've seen, because
it was like two years later, Arena. I will tell
you it was like no name, like doing the improv,
like doing our podcast. He was tired. I remember we

(02:25:14):
were like struggling for things to talk to him about
because straight edge too. Yeah, yeah, he had no information
on him on the internet and like we were just
having a conversation with him. Super nice guy. And then
we were like, all right, see you later, and like
I remember thinking like that guy will never know and
then he's like I remember then. I was like, you're
selling off the can center, dude. I've seen him twice there.

Speaker 3 (02:25:37):
Yeah, yeah, hilario, I've got a funny story about that,
and I will tell you what. Okay, So when I
I played golf for people who do not know and
I love playing golf, Bargasi loves playing golf as well.

Speaker 6 (02:25:48):
Right.

Speaker 3 (02:25:49):
I remember at one point when he was coming around Tory,
I was like, wow, man, I bet if I could
find out who his tour manager is, I get set
up around of golf because he wasn't that big of
a star yet, Like, I figure, I can invite this
guy to give you because Orlando's a mecca for golf
and if you don't know anybody here. I was like,
I will escort him out to play golf and it'll
be fun. He's a comedian, I can take him to places,

(02:26:11):
it'll be cool. And I was just I remember how
stupid it was, considering like eighteen months later, this guy
was one of the biggest names in comedy, and you're right,
it's the fastest rise to that. It's the It was meteoric.
I've never seen anybody go from completely unknown to being
one of the biggest stars in comedy in the world.
Matter of fact, he is the most successful touring comedian

(02:26:34):
for the last two years.

Speaker 6 (02:26:35):
It was the perfect combination of right time, like right place.

Speaker 3 (02:26:39):
I think it's clean act also helped him.

Speaker 6 (02:26:41):
Yes, the clean act in like America. The world wanted that.
And then all of a sudden he popped up like
it could have probably been anyone else. And then it
just like he's just fit what everybody wanted.

Speaker 3 (02:26:53):
TC comedy does this about every ten years, right Seinfeld,
He'll Cosby before that. Now these are the these are
gigantic stars, right Cosby Seinfeld. Who would be the next one?
You know who it is? Ray Romano. Clean comics, they
do not curse, and then this guy. It's almost like
the world allows a clean comic to make it big
about every ten years. Yeah, I think you could throw

(02:27:15):
Larry in there.

Speaker 5 (02:27:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:27:16):
Like in the Blue Comedy Tour, guys they were you know,
except for Ron White. I mean he he was a
guy who would use colorful language. But if you went
to Blue Comedy Tour, none of those other guys did.
Foxworthy didn't, Bill Ingfold didn't.

Speaker 6 (02:27:27):
You know another big star that we met and you
were a part of this. And I was at the
radio station here Kevin Hart, remember when Like I remember
talking to Kevin Hart at the when the improv was downtown,
like like Harry Buffalo improv. And then I remember like
he was out there before no one knew who he was,
and he was like telling us about like how.

Speaker 5 (02:27:46):
He collected everybody's email.

Speaker 6 (02:27:48):
He was a hustler dude, and and like I remember
talking to him and he was like, all right, good
luck here going in on stage, and then and then
that he didn't rise as fast, but he went straight
a list movie stars like crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:28:00):
But you'll remember when Kevin Hart used to come in
here and do our show back when we were both
on The Monsters. That guy would be like if he
was supposed to be there at six o'clock, he was
there at five point fifty, dressed to the teas, wide awake,
ready to go, ready to make jokes. Am I doing
a good job? I mean it was amazing. We met
him like two or three times he came in, and
then of course we didn't come in anymore. He didn't
need to do that. But one of the nicest dudes.

(02:28:22):
You know, I had this list of people that I
keep that are the nicest most famous people I've ever met.
He's like on that list, top five for sure.

Speaker 6 (02:28:28):
People often ask they're like, why did Kevin Hart become
this huge movie star of all the comedians because like
maybe he's and it's all subjective, but like maybe he's
not as funny as these other people, and like hits
his grind.

Speaker 3 (02:28:41):
He out worked everything.

Speaker 6 (02:28:42):
Like this guy, you have no idea, Like this guy
you exercise. He's the guy type of guy. He wakes
up at four point thirty, exercises ass off every single day,
then does like, you know, you have crazy schedule. Like
that kind of grind will get you there, you know.
And then we see these talented too, and.

Speaker 3 (02:28:57):
Then we see Tracy Morgan, a guy who really is
famous almost beside himself. I mean, a guy who was
literally famous and funny, and he's almost like one of
those guys like Bubba used to be. Yeah, it's like
he was just funny because of who he was. I mean,
he would get on the air and he wouldn't like
say anything funny. It's just he would say things so
crazy you would laugh at him.

Speaker 6 (02:29:14):
I mean, you remember what that first meeting when Daniel
woke out the door and he's laying.

Speaker 1 (02:29:18):
On the ground.

Speaker 6 (02:29:19):
Start off, He's like, yo, you gotta help me, man,
I don't I don't know if that if he know
he must know that this is part of because I
heard also from one of the improv guys that he
was like got out of his like you know, car,
and then had a boom box and was making his
entourage like walk with him while his boombox is playing,

(02:29:42):
and then he stop it and everybody had to stop,
and then he started back up and then he's like,
no one knows around and then he's like I witnessed this,
and then I'm like, is he doing these? He know
this is crazy? But then like we saw him recently
at the improv I said recently, like a year or
so ago, and he was funny and h like you
could tell that he's still messed up from that accident.

Speaker 5 (02:30:03):
Yeah yeah, but that accident like he made like one
hundred million.

Speaker 3 (02:30:06):
He made a whole bunch of money to one hundred
million bucks.

Speaker 6 (02:30:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:30:10):
I don't think the final number ever got put out
there because Walmart pinched it, but it was a whole
bunch of cash.

Speaker 6 (02:30:15):
And that I mean essentially he never has to work again,
but he's still like at the improv grind and like
he must have loved stand up commed.

Speaker 3 (02:30:22):
Buddy, I gotta tell you one of the funniest things ever.
I know you don't spend a lot of time online,
but YouTube Eddie Murphy doing an impression of.

Speaker 1 (02:30:29):
Him.

Speaker 3 (02:30:29):
It is one of the best things ever do. That
guy clowns him like crazy. He did it at the
fiftieth anniversary. It was fantastic, so good. But Tracy is
truthfully one of the most naturally funny people.

Speaker 16 (02:30:40):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:30:40):
We met Carra top A Bunch, another sweet guy, the
cable guy. Another sweet guy who's the nicest but most
famous person you ever met.

Speaker 6 (02:30:48):
Bob Zaga was pretty nice.

Speaker 19 (02:30:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:30:51):
Yeah, And I'm trying to think of like truly famous
because a lot of the comedians.

Speaker 5 (02:30:58):
Like there, they're famous, but it's like.

Speaker 6 (02:31:02):
They're also not happy. A lot of those people aren't
very happy people. Yeah. The comedy, I think what makes
them funny also something I mean, we've seen it before,
like you sometimes can make you depressed or like you know,
that kind of kind of grows in the same world.

Speaker 3 (02:31:16):
Yeah, the neurosest part of it.

Speaker 6 (02:31:18):
Yeah, but I don't think I've met like a true
A list celebrity at the height of their fame.

Speaker 1 (02:31:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:31:23):
I've met people before they're famous, and then it's like
you know, of course they're nice.

Speaker 5 (02:31:27):
They're not famous yet.

Speaker 3 (02:31:28):
Yeah, Shaquille is by far. Oh yeah, Shaquille is by
far the nicest and most famous dude I've ever met.
He is by far, It's not even close. That dude
is so real and so fun and interesting and cool.
He's just blinking cool.

Speaker 6 (02:31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:31:44):
I met him a bunch. He had every opportunity to
be an ass and he never was. Always a good dude.

Speaker 5 (02:31:50):
Yeah. I remember at the Roxy days coming and I.

Speaker 3 (02:31:55):
Met him literally came in there every Monday in the
off season. I've met him fifty times. He's always been
the greatest dude. Never saw him drink, never cursed, never
did any of that. So but I know he does
both of them. But when he was in public, he
cared more about his personal image than any of that stuff.
And a truly sweet guy.

Speaker 6 (02:32:10):
Right, Yeah, type of dude that will like go in
and pay everybody's bill at a restaurant for res.

Speaker 3 (02:32:16):
Dude took his shoes out of a national brand and
put him in a brand and Walmart because a woman
walked up to him and said, mister Shaquille, I love you,
but my son can't afford your shoes at that moment
that dude made a choice to put his shoes in Walmart.

Speaker 5 (02:32:28):
Yeah, no kind of cad. He is stinking rich.

Speaker 3 (02:32:31):
By six seven eight hundred million, sorry four seven ninete
six one four one. Text us at seven to seven
zero three one back in a second with more than
Jim Colbert Show and we'll get the hell out of here.

Speaker 11 (02:32:39):
On a Wednesday, our friends at TK law want to
remind us to look ahead. We'll look ahead tomorrow on
Real Radio Thursday edition. That means the return of Daisy
del Toro to the Monsters in the morning, and it's
our friends giving so they'll be a lot of discussion

(02:33:01):
about that tomorrow on the Monsters in the Morning. Don't
forget when it's time to look ahead for you and
your family, planning your will, planning your any estate plan,
whether it's a living will or a trust.

Speaker 6 (02:33:13):
Trust.

Speaker 11 (02:33:13):
The team at TK Lodge, just like I did connect
with them at one Firm for Life dot Com.

Speaker 19 (02:33:26):
Eh, brother, Jimmy is not that hard man. I gotta
do is just cruise in to sunt up to the bar,
check for Julie, make sure she doesn't have any Julie
on her fingers, and lick your eyebrow and just very
gently say hi, my name's I'm sure your name, nothing else,

(02:33:51):
and see how your night goes. You guys have blessed program.

Speaker 6 (02:33:55):
Of crew.

Speaker 3 (02:33:57):
Oh, Tom and Dan back with the og? How about
the How about that.

Speaker 6 (02:34:06):
Tom hates those days, very fond memories of walking into
your booth. You're playing guitar, and then I'm like, I
need to write this bit, and then you're like, oh,
say something funny about your wife. Back to guitar. That's
not help. Just tell me a joke.

Speaker 3 (02:34:26):
Those were I have to tell you all my broadcast career, Uh,
the Drunkers, Drunkies, one minute of comedy or whatever the hell.
It was still one of my favorite bits in the
history of radio in general. And the reason why he
is is because how much you hated.

Speaker 6 (02:34:39):
It and you just don't understand you people out there.
I can I did it for the money.

Speaker 3 (02:34:44):
I could not sit you down and look you in
the eyes and tell you with more solemn integrity how
much one human being hated doing one thing that people
would have literally got in line and waited a month
to even try once.

Speaker 6 (02:34:58):
This guy hated as much as he hated anything in
his life. And it may be happy because they're like, hey,
just get up there and uh, you know, yeah, ten
minutes make everybody laugh every single day. And then you know,
and then I did a second one because I wanted
the more money. And then I'll do one to ten

(02:35:19):
and then that was you know, but get you to
think of jokes fast. Sure I got ride a fat
joke faster than anybody down.

Speaker 3 (02:35:27):
Welcome back. I'm Jim Jackets here. Of course, Tom and
Dan we're here today. He had had to split for
a few minutes because he had something to do this evening,
but Tom stuck around. We appreciate that very much. Uh,
visit these guys this Saturday. I you know, I gotta
tell you, but he got to leave some flooring on
Saturday morning.

Speaker 6 (02:35:41):
And hope you're still doing that.

Speaker 3 (02:35:43):
Yeah, man, we're still running.

Speaker 6 (02:35:49):
It's been like just the other teen years. To get rich,
you gotta lay the flooring sometimes. Dude, you gotta be
out there. Button. You have something you're doing over and
over stupid.

Speaker 3 (02:36:00):
Remember mother efforts?

Speaker 6 (02:36:04):
What is your You're a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (02:36:07):
You're my favorite people.

Speaker 5 (02:36:08):
You know that Jimmy one time came out.

Speaker 6 (02:36:10):
I don't know if you've heard the story A door
for Jackie knows he's a nice guy. I asked Jimmy
one time to help me pick up a hot tub
that I was.

Speaker 5 (02:36:19):
Gonna buy a DeLand.

Speaker 6 (02:36:20):
Oh my god, now that I think about it, it's
weird because I like if I if I was ever
in Jimmy's position and some intern asked me like, hey,
will you meet me in DeLand? I want to be
hot tub.

Speaker 3 (02:36:36):
No, let's back the f up. It was not that, hey,
can you help me pick up this hot tub? Destination
nut mentioned then when we get to the house in
effing downtown DeLand, I'm gonna wind up dropping a bomb here.
I can feel it already. I'm getting pissed.

Speaker 6 (02:36:52):
It's me, It's TC, and it's some other Who else
was it? It was Magic Man and Bear, Daniel ben
Rode my truck Bottom mcdond, and he bought this thing online.

Speaker 3 (02:37:03):
And Daniel is just the entire way there. He knows
what's coming, he knows it, he knows what's coming the
entire there. He's laugh, got that Daniel laugh going in
and this is that maddening laugh of his. And sure
enough we get there. The thing wasn't even broken down yet.
It was rushing didn't it break in half?

Speaker 6 (02:37:20):
We had to pump the thing out. It was supposed
to be a thirty minute job.

Speaker 3 (02:37:24):
It was four hours.

Speaker 6 (02:37:26):
Jimmy is a good guy for a help with a
young to.

Speaker 3 (02:37:31):
And you were. You were a piss nothing. That was
literally out the goodness of my heart. I should have
never I've done can I I've never done a favorite
for what for anybody in this building like that. I'm
telling you, I've never helped anybody in this building as
much as I sorry got him mighty damn. By the way, God,
you're charming.

Speaker 11 (02:37:49):
There is a bit of Drunkie that does live on
and you will hear it on Christmas Eve when we
do our real radio Christmas Carol. So we play so
some of the vignettes that we from seven and eight,
and one of them is Drunkie and Tiffany doing a
bit on the stage at the hard Rock Live that

(02:38:10):
airs on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 6 (02:38:12):
Yeah, have your kids tune into that Saturday downtown Sandford.

Speaker 3 (02:38:17):
It is the Bad Business Beer Fest. It's one of
their anchor gigs. They've been doing it for like twelve years.
It's so much fun. It's free of charge. By the way,
you don't do you don't have to pay for anything,
bring your animals, bring your kids. It's a friendly thing,
live music, fifty two beer vendors that will be give
you out six hundred I guess as they first come
for serve.

Speaker 6 (02:38:34):
Yeah, at the starting at noon, we got six hundred
gift bags that you'll get with your free example cup
of wrist band. Then just you could go around Sandford
and then come back at two pm for the pouring
and that's when the live music starts. There's an after
party with the super villains at the West End. It's
a gonna be a huge free party.

Speaker 3 (02:38:51):
Yeah, it's a big free party. It's a lot of fun.
The sofa thing next door is great. Next day is
great as well. But let me help you out here.
If you do get there and you want to buy
that extra poor or for the yellow brick road, do it.
That's a wonderful foundation. The guy who runs it is
a great guy. I could not give it a bigger endorsement.
So if you want to drop those few extra dollars
and help that gentleman out, you'd be in a you'd
be doing a good thing on a Saturday.

Speaker 11 (02:39:13):
So thanks to hand out today. How about Kenny and
Gazelle from the ped Alliance of Greater Orlando, Scott Maxwell
for calling in Ross Paget, as well Elixir for providing
our food today. So good announcing that Earthday Birthday tickets
are now on sale at Ticketmaster for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 6 (02:39:30):
You can get those.

Speaker 11 (02:39:31):
They make a great stocking stuffer and also huge thanks
to Tom and Dance.

Speaker 6 (02:39:37):
Let me give it being our special guest co host,
Heyday Bank dan Well, I deserve most of the thanks
because I stuck around to the end. Daniels is left
because You've got things to do.

Speaker 3 (02:39:47):
All right. You're the best buddy. Thanks, appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (02:39:50):
We had a question of the day in our YouTube chat.
Do you think you treat yourself enough?

Speaker 6 (02:39:54):
Jimmy? Where do you think it? I think most people
do not do that. I'll say twenty five percent say
they do. Oh good at it? I love Bill less
than half but little.

Speaker 3 (02:40:04):
Bit very good.

Speaker 23 (02:40:04):
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:40:05):
Coming up tomorrow, we'll have Danny Myering Date Night done right,
We'll do the Froggers football forecast. We'll also talk to
Glenn Clausman for Colbert Court and of course Ross Pad.
You will be in all day tomorrow as well on
behalf of Jack and Tom and Dan. I'm Jim. We
follow the news junkie. They follow the monsters in the
morning after us. It is Tom and Dam of the
corporate time. It is good sauce and of course it

(02:40:25):
is real laughs with our good friends right there. For sure,
we'll see tomorrow at three for more than Jim Colbert Show.
Until then, have yourself a fantastic Wednesday evening.

Speaker 1 (02:40:37):
Yeah, if you.

Speaker 2 (02:40:38):
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