November 16, 2024 • 60 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one, Start it Up, Waking Up, This is out
DC and Moorea right part of the show with.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Intern Johnny, You're more show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo honey back again with another I see Why am I?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
In case you missed it, where we capped the best bits,
the best segments, the best everything from this past week
of Intern john in your morning show. Put in one
little podcast for you. Enjoy that way come Monday morning.
You're part of being in the know. You know what's
going on. You're part of the inside jokes and we
got you covered. And we had to kick off this
week's ice Why am I? With what did you get?
Instead of a bonus? You know, thanksgivings about two weeks
(00:40):
from now, plus the holidays are vastly approaching us unless
you already put up all of your holiday decorations.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
But what did you get in.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Set of money? Maybe it was a donut or a
pizza party. Maybe you're just a pet rock. Well, we
let you guys been on those frustrations. Hopefully your bosses
are listening, so you know, get things right this holiday season.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Let me go and Herndon Keel, good morning.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
This was what type of industry?
Speaker 7 (01:05):
It was a medical research company, okay.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
So they got some cash. Instead of money, they gave you, guys, what.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
A large potato sack filled with raw peanuts in the
shell that we had to boil ourselves. And they gave
us a recipe.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
To do what Paul sack of nuts. Yeah, and I worked.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
I worked the receptionist desks. So as soon as I
walked in, I saw it and I set to my coworker,
what the heck is that?
Speaker 8 (01:37):
And she said our raise?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Okay, that is okay, heel one second you were in
the ring. You gave me a chorte. That's also.
Speaker 9 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:44):
I was like, you give me something you do.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, that's nope, don't like that. Hold on me get
some voice.
Speaker 10 (01:50):
We had a nut allergy.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
A good point. It's a very good point.
Speaker 10 (01:53):
It's a really weird thing to give someone.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
In bel air or fake named Claire. Good morning, good morning.
So this is a car dealership. Yeah, and you guys
got what.
Speaker 11 (02:05):
They brought all the mechanics out of their bay to
thank them for all their hard work and everybody, and
instead of a bonus for a raise, everybody got one
single mini cupcake.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Can you say it was a right? Like a high
end dealership or like average dealership or what kind of
money were talking.
Speaker 11 (02:24):
A pretty well known dealer.
Speaker 12 (02:26):
Yeah, cupcakes, that's messed up to My ex boyfriend worked
for a car dealership as like the whatever, like the service,
like the head service dude or whatever. And he didn't
get a bonus one year and they threw them a
pizza party.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
That's okay, all right, fake thing, Claire, When second you're
the running So.
Speaker 12 (02:44):
It's pretty com unless it's the same dealership that would be.
If it's a chain, it could be Yeah, no, thank you, cool.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Thanks, thanks Amy, good morning. By This was what type
of industry, girl, I.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
Would say, a resort, a family.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Place, okay, and instead of rays, they gave you, guys what.
Speaker 13 (03:04):
We had a dunk tank brought here one day only
was available storm to day. And we have a lot
of employees, so it was point was not like everyone
could throw a ball for one yeah, and it was
it was with a supervisor that no one knew because
it was an overnight supervisor.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Oh that's even worse. So it's like not even somebody
why dunk no no? Was okay?
Speaker 13 (03:29):
Oh my god, did by our and they did it
by our vehicle.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
That's even more annoying. Okay, so yeah, yeah, all right, Amy,
one second, you're in the running yet that's one of
those things where they told us like, hey, do you
guys know we're doing seven bonuses. You're doing dunk tank,
Like I'm not coming for that.
Speaker 12 (03:45):
Also, like I don't want to do that to anybody now,
like we're all probably going through the same thing.
Speaker 10 (03:49):
Why am I dunking this person?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah, I'll me go and do Fairfax fake named Grace.
Good morning. So you work in education, and thank you
for that seven bonus they gave you.
Speaker 11 (04:01):
One we got after five years, you're going to that
says five years.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Fairfax County be wild and sometimes in grace. We've learned
that more this past year.
Speaker 10 (04:12):
Learned so much this year.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
There's money in the county fair where's it go? Where's
it go? Faked in Grace.
Speaker 12 (04:19):
Yeah, they're keeping that cute little downtown area from park
like you can't park down there, and that's what they're
spending the money.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Okay, well fake than Grace. One second, you're in the running.
I's been baffled fair facts. Now, we talked to teachers
a couple of weeks ago where Fairfax didn't have air conditioning.
It was like one hundred degrees. Yeah, like schools into ac.
Speaker 12 (04:36):
I'm like, it's such a nice like area, but like
you guys just don't want to like want want people
to live here.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Where's the money? Where's the gap?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
I'm not joking.
Speaker 12 (04:45):
I was trying to park down there, and I drive
a Jeep Grand Cherokee. I couldn't back up because the
parking there.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Not great like Mosaic or where were you?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
I was?
Speaker 10 (04:54):
I went to some brewery.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah, you know, listen, Fairfax, We're on to you. They
had though, that's aw it matters, fading Lisa, good morning,
good morning. You're working in what type of industry?
Speaker 14 (05:05):
Faith da Lisa, uh, insurance industry at the time.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Okay, so hella cash there as well? Instead of bonus,
they gave.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
You guys a box of chocolate.
Speaker 11 (05:18):
Okay, wait, okay, I'm not sure, but that's what we got.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
God were they at least big boxes or like sample size?
Speaker 11 (05:32):
Uh no, it was bigger than okay, okay, all right,
so faked Lisa.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
One second, you're running at that point. Did get the
gift cards? If you're going to CBS get gift cards?
Speaker 12 (05:43):
What interns companies like do with all that money not payout.
Listening to a podcast this morning where like something horrible happened,
They're like, actually you you city aren't sure for that?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I mean, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 12 (05:57):
Know anything about in turance because I'm just a girl.
But you know, it's just it was still flabbergacid. The
drive word is more like that can't be true.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Have you made it a goal the last couple of
weeks to use bigger words that you've never said before
in your life? No, flabberg acid? What was it last week?
Speaker 10 (06:17):
Serendipitous?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yes, you like? Have you listened to the show? Wonder
what I really need to start dropping.
Speaker 12 (06:24):
Some I have listened to the show, and I do
need to stop saying like so much. But I've been
working on that my entire life, and I don't know
how to change now.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
So it's very demure.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
I have never said that on the show.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yeah, well I was. I was making the observation, Yes.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows In case you missed it, his is Braiden.
Speaker 12 (06:50):
This is hey Braidon. My name is Everley. I'm just
calling you from a new local Flower shop. We're called
YMS Flowers. We're trying out some new marketing where we're
trying to get our product out there in the community.
So we're offering people a free bouquet of a dozen
red roses.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
We don't need a credit card. Info. Is that something
you're you're interested in?
Speaker 9 (07:08):
How did how did you get How did you get
this number?
Speaker 12 (07:11):
It's just called like Grulla Marketing. We get this list
from Google and then based off your zip code. I've
just been calling people to see if they want to
try it out.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Yeah, so we don't need anything. You can send them anywhere.
Speaker 15 (07:25):
It's just free, okay, all right, I'll I'll try keep going.
Speaker 12 (07:31):
Okay, So basically, uh, you can send them to anyone.
Like I said, I just need to get a name
for who you're sending it to, and then we'll go
down the list.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Oh okay, here the name is Melissa.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
Okay, Like Melissa explains it all all right? And then
what is she to you? Like, your your sister, your friend,
your girlfriend, your wife.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
A very very special friend.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Very okay, very special friend. All right.
Speaker 12 (07:59):
We're just trying to keep everything on file in case
you do end up coming back.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
And then typical flower Car. What do you want to say?
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Okay, all right, put down.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Here's to the most romantic weekend of our lives.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Stepsister, Guys, Melissa is stepdad?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
A couple of things, real quick, numb one is Choloster
explains it all. That Molist explains it all. That's Sauce
and Rose and your girlfriend Ashley number three? What actually? What? Well,
Melissa is Brandon's stepsister? Yeah, what actually are you there?
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Why would it be a romantic weekend if it's your stepsister?
Speaker 16 (08:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (08:53):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
What do I mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
As Ashley? What's going on? Ashley?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Yeah, that is a really good question.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
What is going on?
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Branden?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Melissa sister?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Nothing is going on, Braiden. Okay, so the reason we're here,
and I know what in the name of Woodbridge is
going on right now? But so you are you hooking
up with your stepsister?
Speaker 9 (09:22):
I'm not hooking up with my okay?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Why why are you about to have romantic weekend with her?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Then?
Speaker 9 (09:29):
I'm not a romantic weekend with her?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
They just said, I wrote down. He said, here's the
most romantic weekend of our lives. Our lives ruined.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
I guess ruined the surprise.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
What's the surprise? I wanted to do it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I family and friends weekend with the two of us
and then Melissa and her guy.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
It was gonna be the four of us.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
They've only been stuck siblings for a month's guys, he's
had his eyes on her the whole back.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I knew it was her.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I knew it was Biden.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Your car from where my step sister, what you'd be
a nice weekend?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
What in the name of the hut, Braiden, we didn't
bring that part. So you know, when Ashley had your
car cleaned in details past week, you know they found
protection in the car. I don't know what I'm telling you.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
In the back of your car's comments in your car.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
We don't use common protection protection, Yes, protection, we don't
use protection.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Braiden condoms from having sex with.
Speaker 18 (10:49):
Hold On.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Biden. Hold she drug you in your car? Braiden. To
answer your question, yes, that's what we think. That is
certainly what looks like, is it though? Here's hold On.
Here's the timeline events from what we know. Okay, your birthday,
this past weekend, your lovely girlfriend has your car detailed?
(11:11):
Great fantastic. Her cousin finds protection in your car used
and not used that you guys don't use. Okay, then
we fast forward today you are sending flowers. Do you
think somebody named Melissa saying about that the most romanic
weekend of all time? That is your stepsister? Where are
we wrong here?
Speaker 9 (11:29):
This is an old car. Who knows what the hell
you're gonna find in there?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
That is?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
You think because Jerry Springer is dead you can you
can ask your stepsister. Okay, here you bring us on
the trailer trash brand.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Don't disparage the great Jerry Springer.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
I love Jerry, but I love je who doesn't doesn't
believe that?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
So, Brandon, are you you have the stepsister?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
No?
Speaker 9 (12:02):
That's completely insane? Is be nice? I want the four
of us to go out of.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Real quick?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Wait, Ashley, did you have any idea about this weekend?
So weird?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
And not your girlfriends?
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Why would she know about it?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I just found out about a fight?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Wait? Wait, so Brandon, just again, so now this armaic weekend,
this weekend, neither your girlfriend nor your stepsister knew about it?
Speaker 18 (12:37):
Why would they know about it?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
You just told me about a fight about the park?
Are you gas I was just gonna say, I think
this is gas lighting. Okay, well hey haven theory, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
With her, you got with her.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And when I see it's going to be in the
street and other people are gonna know it all.
Speaker 16 (12:56):
About the or The roses cretic and possibly edited the
broadcast with permission from all participants.
Speaker 19 (13:01):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
These are the rudest things you can actually do you work.
You had a guest Rose. Actually, just give me your
personal thought. Rudest things something you can do in the office.
Speaker 19 (13:14):
I feel like leaving a mess in the kitchen, or
like leaving food in the kitchen to stink up the
place is just uncalled for.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
When I came into the studio yesterday morning, there was
an empty wrapper of Skittles next to the board at
the radio station. Now not even not even in the trash.
Git you had a guest Rose who was the last
person to do a live airshift on the radio station.
Oh okay, so it would be Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 19 (13:45):
I saw Eric post that he was correct in the studio.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
I think it was on Sunday that he was at
Rapper there he's.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Making a face.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
It was.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
It was the same guy who like will open up
his oatmeal. And if it like LEAs account, he does
do that, why would I get that?
Speaker 20 (14:08):
You know what, just because I left one Skittles wrapper
in here doesn't mean the world is over.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Sorry. We don't have a trash can in this world.
It's literally out.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
I take it with you.
Speaker 20 (14:18):
Other stuff out and I forgot the one.
Speaker 19 (14:21):
Hold on, wait a second. That just made it ten
times worse. You were throwing other things away.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
And just.
Speaker 20 (14:28):
Because I got I got two bags of skittles because
they're delicious from where from right there up front?
Speaker 9 (14:35):
My bag?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
That for the client.
Speaker 20 (14:38):
Yeah, but you never said they weren't untouchable, all right
when you put it out there, it's communal, sweetie, And
you didn't put your name on it, so you knew
it was mine.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
I actually didn't know they were yours. Yeah, okay, well
I told you already. I don't remember that one. Well.
Speaker 20 (14:50):
I took two eight, both of them at different times,
and I threw one away and I must have forgotten
the other one because they were a different time, wasn't
it back to back?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
The time doesn't make a different time makes a whole
bunch of difference.
Speaker 20 (15:05):
I'm eating one facing to the left, and then I
and then I turned right. That means I mean the
one to the right, So the rappers on the right
and the one on the left.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's more of the roses. He's trying to convince makes
you're trying to get us, Eric.
Speaker 19 (15:20):
The last thing you should do before you leave the
studio is do a sweep. Did I leave anything?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Apparently you did do a good one, wrappers blowing down
the white table.
Speaker 20 (15:30):
I was also watching the Commanders game to okay, getting
a little into it, buddy.
Speaker 19 (15:37):
Great game, which I agree, it was a great game.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
It's crazy ending.
Speaker 19 (15:41):
However, you couldn't still do a sweep and be like,
did I leave anything on the tay? Wow, you're gonna
go there too.
Speaker 20 (15:49):
I was looking right, the thing was to the left.
It went out the door iron.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
According to the experts, risk thinking do is not clean
after yourself. Number two is gossiping. I like that, I
know you do.
Speaker 20 (16:03):
We got some issues out there in the pit that
I need to you know, amend and make worse.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I will not make them worse, amend iNTS. What does
that mean to you? Exactly?
Speaker 20 (16:13):
You need to stop the tyranty that's going out there
that some people have and think they need to have,
and they should let me take over because I know
the people.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
You should be the tyrant. Yes, okay, sure. Let me
ask you what workplace, Shama, do you think you've intervened
and made better? Good question? What problem have you solved there?
I solved a lot of problems were coming for everything.
Speaker 20 (16:35):
Last three I helped somebody with that.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Help some people some relationship advice. I've given some good
advice to be able to get back out there. I'm
not giving.
Speaker 20 (16:49):
I don't want to people's stuff out there. That's just rude.
Give a fake name, fake name, who would oh god
that once?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I'm okay this blog help Eric said he gave to someone,
he delegated them to me, and then I gave them.
So there you go. It's you haven't done anything. I've
done a lot out there, but you can't it because
it's a lot. I don't want to.
Speaker 20 (17:18):
I don't want to incriminate myself even more than I'm
already incriminating for helping howl.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Can you criminate yourself for helping somebody? So people don't
want their help in their business out there say, you
to be incriminating yourself of being involved in something you
should have been involved with. Uh huh, there you go.
You want to be a shadow bro think you realized
just agreed to.
Speaker 20 (17:37):
I want to be the puppet master, but you're not.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
I am I am what play?
Speaker 17 (17:44):
I don't know yet.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
We'll figure it out. It's a good one. He has
no idea about it. What's going on? But like sounds good. Yeah,
all right, there you go. We got it. We're good
to go. I don't think we do. Eric more confused.
The requiredest thing you can do in the office places
inappropriate language. Eric, Oh sorry, that's all me. My bad,
(18:05):
that my bad. Can't help being unresponsive to messages.
Speaker 20 (18:09):
I responded emails very well, Hello, Hi, thanks, welcome by.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Say it with two words. Why can't you just say
it with two words? Do want to go over the
sales email? What happened with that?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Eric?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
The whole office? I did not. I didn't realize that
that it was going that.
Speaker 20 (18:26):
For some reason, we have two all staff emails, and
for some reason mine we're going to the wrong one.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
That that in Eric's offense, he was trying to send
email to Baltemar's sales staff and like the Baltimores sales
iheartwerever it is only goes to one person, no, no
dc D. But it makes no sense, made no sense,
that's confusing. That's not Eric's fault. Yeah, thank you, John.
I didn't say it was on your side. Constantly being
(18:53):
late to meetings and meetings that you insisted we have
every week because I want to see I gotta wrangle
all you people up and get you over there on time. Yeah,
because if not, you know you're gonna feel the wrap.
Dear listener. Eric is the guy who's like, we should
have this meeting every week and then has nothing to
like every day. Yeah, because it's good camaraderie from friends.
(19:17):
I don't want to be friends with anybody. I just
want to see people's faces. Eric, that's the one meeting
you refuse to sit down and camarade because you guys
are to see. It's called stirring the pot, keep the
pot moving. We got to keep the floating and do
a list of phrases and what you think they mean,
because I don't think I ever said any analogy correctly.
Speaker 20 (19:35):
Okay, when you have two languages going on up here,
exactly what we all.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
This is intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Is in case you.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Missed fake named Lisa? Good morning?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
All right?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
This was the what type of industry? Fake named Lisa? Okay?
Your coworker was fired for what?
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Making only fans video in the procedure room?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Oh okay? Just like, was there somebody else went there?
Was there a solo project?
Speaker 14 (20:11):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
It was two of them okay? And was the other
person an employee as well?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Did you guys only find out if somebody saw the
video or how are they caught?
Speaker 11 (20:23):
Somebody walked into the procedure room because the procedure room
was closed.
Speaker 14 (20:26):
And we knew that there was no patient in there
doing the procedure.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Sure, all right, sure procedures? Are we talking like a optometrists? Dennis?
What type procedure room?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
What can I say?
Speaker 14 (20:41):
Well?
Speaker 11 (20:41):
We do pain management?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Okay? Sure? Are there a lot of rooms? Yes, so
they took a lot of rooms.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
We have a lot of regular exam rooms and then
two procedure rooms.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Now when they got busted, Faith and Lisa, were you
surprised by this or do some things kind of check out?
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Kind of checks out.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, all right, have you seen the video?
Speaker 6 (21:03):
I'm pretty expected.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
No, cong girl, you're safe here. Would you want to
see him?
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Not? It would be it would be nice, But I
mean I don't I honestly don't even know how I
was here. Nobody work has played it around or anything.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Okay, all right, fake damily, So one second you're in
the running. I can't imagine that what happened here, although
somebody here would be step enough to do it for sure.
For sure. You know, each room has cameras, so that's
what rolso be well yeh yeah, ready to go, Uh,
let me go, fake name Megan, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
All right. This was in one industry.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
So I was.
Speaker 16 (21:43):
I worked in the government and at the time I
was in HR and.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
Uh there was cameras everywhere.
Speaker 14 (21:52):
I can't imagine it's happening, but it did this. The
coworker was going into people purses and taking.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Their credit card information.
Speaker 16 (22:04):
Yeah, so I guess delar video h photographing the front
of the back and then doing charges and so uh,
they probably figured out if there was a pattern because multiple.
Speaker 14 (22:17):
People were in the in this big agency.
Speaker 16 (22:21):
Were hit to speak and then ultimately with the help
of general counsel. They they not only fired her, but
they they arrested her and then she she went to prison. Yeah, yeah,
it was pretty big.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Going into hiding, you know.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah, no doubt. Okay, fake da Megan, what second you're
in the running. There was that guy I told this
story before, but a couple of years ago, who walked
in the building here and just stole stuff and nobody
asked him anyting because he has Sudan so he looked
like he'd be official, which is hilarious. Let me go
fake named the call good morning. This was what industry fakeding, Nicole.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
This was a restaurant industry.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Okay, and characters fired? Why what was that coworker was fired? Why?
Speaker 18 (23:13):
Oh so my coworker was doing hard drugs in the
bathroom and one of our customers walked in on her.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, was she at least in the stall or was
she was doing out in the open.
Speaker 18 (23:25):
It wasn't the stall, but she forgot to lock the.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Door and that happens. Yeah. Now was this character like
now looking back, does that make sense?
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (23:36):
I mean that's just the industry. A lot of people
do that in their story.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
So she'd just be really excited when she left the bathroom. Yeah, yeah,
that's fair, A right, fake it me call one second?
You were in the running?
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Was so gross?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah? I yeah that this is the most odd thing
of all places. He wanted O d in a bathroom
and a dive bar. Probably no, probably not vibe. I
better you vote for your favorite over text nine nine
three three eight Oh let me go in beautiful mount
Airy one second Sarah, good morning, Good morning. This was
(24:12):
what type of industry? Sarah?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
It's a glass company?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Okay? Oh like you okay, some question, like you make glass?
Speaker 21 (24:18):
Obviously no, so we replaced glass in the windows mirror
makes more sense?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Sure, okay? And Kellorco has fired?
Speaker 21 (24:27):
Why she had been stealing? She was the bookkeeper and
she had stole one hundred.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Wait you can Outstrea? She so what.
Speaker 21 (24:39):
She stole one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars from
the company.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Holy schnikey. How old about you realize that that's a
lot of money.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Because she was the bookkeeper?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Oh yeah, she had the end. Now was she walked
in with like new rims on her jet ski? Or
how did you notice her behavior is different?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well?
Speaker 21 (24:59):
What when I came in a year and a half ago,
I started doing stuff in quick books as well, and
I noticed that things weren't making sense, so I brought
it up the owner. And when the owner checked the
account and everything else, she had been transferring money out
to her account from.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
The company account. That's insane, Okay, yeah, I am assuming
that you go to jail. I mean one hundred and
seventy five thousand dollars. This guy to be a felony.
Speaker 21 (25:23):
Actually, when I left that job, they were just taking
her to court and I haven't heard anything yet and
that was three months ago.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Oh that's crazy, all right, all right, Sarah. One second,
you were in the running vote for your favorite over
text nine to ninety three three eight. One of my
favorite radio stories is somebody getting fired. This was years
ago in Minnesota. So the Minnesota State Fair is like
the second biggest state for in the country. I think
there's like over a million some people there. So the
stations always go out in broadcast live like you have
(25:49):
your little mobile studio. It's a great time. There was
a this is before I started radio, but the story
lives on. There was a guy who was on the
top forty station who he was at the act stay fair.
He was talking to somebody back in the studios who
was making sure we're on the eric over the microphone,
because that's how you communicate back and forth, and they
always tell you don't swear down the microphone. Don't say
(26:11):
anything you wouldn't want the entire world to hear, because
all it takes is one button beam pushed that shouldn't
be pushed. It could be in a different room all
of a sudden, you're live. So this idiot was talking
about a girl he had seen the night before and
listed out everything they did, start to finishing.
Speaker 19 (26:27):
Why is he having that conversation?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
I know the story is is like it played over
at the old person station instead of the Pop station.
So like down to Michael Boubla, he's talking about everything
he did the night before. I guess he was very
upset that he was fired. He didn't quite understand why.
I mean sounds like, brother, you can't yourself. Yeah, yes,
(26:52):
that is insane. I would never in a million It's
like when somebody's recording that.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Bro.
Speaker 19 (26:56):
Yeah, now go.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Brooke, I need you to tip yeah, you know HiMAT okay, Brook, Brook, Okay, wait,
hold on, hold out, no, no, no, Brook, do you
promise to tip too around this?
Speaker 22 (27:27):
That's not only because my turns in the car in
the back right now.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Okay, but this only happened like.
Speaker 14 (27:33):
Two weeks ago.
Speaker 22 (27:34):
Right, So me and me and my ex are co
parenty we were together for like five years.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
We have a nine year old.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
I moved in with him in the march, just a
co parent.
Speaker 22 (27:43):
We're not together, sure, And so I'm doing laundry, like
the one rule is that you know, no girls, no
other girls now, no like other things that around my son.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Right, yep, makes sense.
Speaker 22 (28:00):
I'm putting laundry away and I find this toy sure,
absolutely adult to adult. And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
But so I tried to put.
Speaker 22 (28:16):
It away and ignore it. So I have a ferrot.
Well ferrits really love rubber like rubber things. Of course,
one day and I walk out, Oh I dumped that.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
I had to race here, hold on around, We're gonna
do that again one second, breck, no brick, hold on, Brooke,
I had I had to dump that. So let me
just I will translate so your fair, your pet ferret
who likes rubber toys. I happen to find his rubber
drain clogger, if you will, his rubber adult drain clogger
(29:06):
and was running around with it. Now was his drain
clogger for his drain or for a friends drain?
Speaker 6 (29:13):
That I do not know?
Speaker 11 (29:14):
Okay, I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Was it for a large drain, like a commercial size
drain or like a personal use shrink? Because that might
help us out here.
Speaker 22 (29:24):
Well, I'm saying he had multiple different size.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Sure absolute about different drains in the house. Sure, all right, Brooke,
one second, you're in the running. Okay, let me go. God,
there's so many of these. Make sure you vote for
your favorite t over text nine to nine three three
eight Let me go in Alexandria Cat, good morning.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
All right, So you were with this person for how long?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Too long is the answer, but probably like.
Speaker 10 (29:53):
A year and a half.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Okay, And what happened girl?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
So he would have what he called fives very egotistical
birthdays where he would start at like.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
I Hot for breakfast at eight am, and then.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Go to like paintball and then a comedy show and
then end up in dinner, but.
Speaker 10 (30:10):
It had to be like five huge different things, so it.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Was like an expensive thing to put on. But then
afterwards he's in an email asking everybody to pay for it.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
How old was this man including his girlfriend? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Me?
Speaker 5 (30:24):
How old is he? Cat?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Thirty at the time.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
I think a thirty year old man planning a five
stage birthday party.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
He could easily afford it.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Okay, yeah, that's just awful. No it is he's been
bitten by a bat. No, that's fair. Or have a
fare to find his toys? Now? Does he Does he
look like a man that throws himself five birthday parties
in one day?
Speaker 9 (30:48):
You know what?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
In hindsight?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Yeah? Does he have a last name that ends in
a while, like Joey or Jimmy or Tommy something like that?
He called himself that name?
Speaker 21 (30:57):
No, but that would make sense.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
That's tract. Okay, all right, Cat, one second, you are
in the in the running god, let me get okay,
hold on the voice, change ready again, fake name Sarah,
good morning.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
I also need you to do a little bit of tiptoeing. Okay, okay, okay.
You were with this man for how long?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
For about two and a half years.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Okay, and how often did he do this all the time?
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Oh my gosh, talking about now.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Okay, yes, yes, okay, and lay down the girl. What happened?
Speaker 11 (31:34):
So, basically, like if he was getting ready to go
to sleep.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Or something, he would position himself I guess to be
comfortable with his hands in his hands, and basically I
guess he didn't wash from the day and his hand smelled.
So there was one time we were laying in the
bed and we were about to go to sleep, and
I guess he just made like a motion with his
(31:59):
hand and I caught a whiff of it and I said,
I know that's not your hands that smell like that,
and he's like.
Speaker 9 (32:07):
Uh, I don't.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
I mean, I don't think.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
So I said, smell your hands now, and he smelled them.
Speaker 11 (32:13):
He's like, oh my gosh, they think I said go.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Wash your.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
He had booty hands, so his hands smell like booty. Yes, exactly, so, jess.
So I understand this dude would like go to bed,
put his hands up his booty and like that type
of position of himself for bed. Yes, yes, thank Dame Sarah.
(32:41):
This gives some of our questions and answers. I hope
you realize that yes, okay, okay, okay. Does he look
like somebody who sleeps with his hands up his r end?
Absolutely not, Okay, absolutely, it's a big fan puppeteering himself.
I guess, yeah, okay, okay. And the worst part is
fake Dame Sarah. He's probably has done that his entire life,
(33:03):
and we'll keep doing it until forever. Yeah, I think so, okay,
fake Dame Sarah. One second, you were in the year
running both for your favorite overtext nine to nine three
three eight. I'd noticed there's no fellas calling about their
girlfriends doing embarrassing stuff. It's just dudes doing embarrassing stuff.
Speaker 22 (33:20):
Looks like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
An intern John in your morning show. Yeah, Jase, you
missed it.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Second date update on intern John in your morning show.
You meet somebody, could be on app, could be out
in the wild. You think there's a real connection, You
think that maybe this person could be the one, but
then they stop talking to you. We try to figure
out exactly what is going on. Let me go Ian,
good morning, good morning. So let's walk through this. You
(33:48):
and Jessica actually met in the wild.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
Yeah we met. It was like two weeknds ago for Halloween,
but like you know, like my actually Halloween, but like
a thing, and we were.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
The first yes, yes, yes, of the.
Speaker 9 (34:03):
Multiple yeah we uh and we hit it off awesome,
Like we were at this bar and just had a
great time, and we made plan to you know, to
get together like in a week or so, and like
I have been texting her, I've been calling off. It's
like it just hurt nothing. And so it came down
(34:25):
to like when we were supposed to actually go out,
and the day of just completely went cold.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Okay, And so just understand, so two weekends ago you met,
you made plans for the for the following week, which
would be last week. We get to the day of
the day and this was the dinner and drinks yeah
and she does nothing.
Speaker 9 (34:46):
Yeah, no, nothing at all. And I just I'm so
confused because I thought we have such a good time.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
You know, did you guys meet two weekends ago out
at the bar Halloween and make plans like that and
not like hey we'll I'll see next Wednesday or is
like the next day, like, hey, I had a great
time meeting you. I want to see you next week,
because could it be that perhaps Jessica is sipping the
kool aid and just god, yeah, no.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
It seems like we were pretty it was a pretty
genuine plan and we were.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Saying did you did you guys make plans that night though?
Or was it like the next day, Like, hey, it
was nice meeting you. I love to take you a
dinner next week.
Speaker 9 (35:23):
No, we made plans that night, okay, on the exact day,
but it was going to be the you know, the
next week.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Okay, and then when you met her, was she with
her friends or she with a group of girls? How
did that go?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
We like just kind of both kind of ended up
at this party, but like we ended up spending all
of our time pretty much together and we just really
hit it all.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah, okay, And I guess in your mind here we
are now a week or move from when we're supposed
to go on a date. You just want to know, like, hey,
was it something I said? Was it never gonna happen?
Did something come up that? I guess That's where it's
like like you'd just rather, you know, pull that bandy
off now as opposed to pursue further.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Is that fair, right, Yeah, and like, is she okay?
Because she just completely dropped off the pit.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
And let me ask you this, just as a side note,
how long had you been single prior to I guess?
I mean not even how long have you been single for?
Speaker 9 (36:19):
Oh man, that's too long.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
Probably I've been.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
I've been single a while.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Okay, So she's gonna get nice, So let's call her,
try to get her on and get her side on
one second, because that's my only worries that if you
made the plans.
Speaker 10 (36:33):
The day of a Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I know how my halloweens went.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Yeah, I would probably forget same thing.
Speaker 13 (36:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Hello, Hello, Hey is this Jessica? Yes, hey, Jessica, it's
interns John. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
Can we talk to you in the show real quick
about something nothing bad, Just need like forty five seconds
of your time?
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Okay, awesome, we're doing something the show called second date
up Date. I got someone the other line here, en
if you want to stay hello. Heyesica nailed that, and
so Jessica Ian told us you guys met a couple
of weeks ago at Halloween number one. I guess the
first weekend of Halloween, you guys hit off. He made
plients to do dinner and drinks, but that he hasn't
(37:22):
heard from you that you kind of blew him off.
So we're trying to get your side and see where
you're at.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (37:32):
Well, I mean, I don't really know what to say
other than I I did some digging around, okay, and
I found out that three of my friends are already
talking to him as well.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
And I did that.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
And I don't I'm gonna cut you off, Taska. So
you did some digging around?
Speaker 15 (37:58):
How I went on Instagram and I saw our mutual friends, okay,
and I talked to my friends that knew him apparently,
and I asked like, hey, what is he like, Like
what do you think of this guy? And they were like,
oh yeah, I went out with him recently and it
was like the same situation as me.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Okay, are they had I unders say, that could be odd?
Are they actively talking to him or they have been
on a date with him in the past.
Speaker 15 (38:29):
Dat in the past, but like, I don't know, it
seems like he's maybe like a playboy type. Where did
they I mean, these were recent dates?
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Well, did your friends say they got that vibe? Or
they say that they feel anything with him, and that's
why there's no.
Speaker 15 (38:45):
No, they didn't say that, but I just it was
like too many people at once, like they all had
been dating him.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
It's weird, okay, and your thoughts.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Can I just like ask, like, what have I done
wrong at all? I don't. I had no idea that
I hadn't like, was following some of your friends on Instagram,
And I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I guess let me ask Jessica. Because it is odd
in theory, Ian has done nothing wrong because you guys
aren't in a relationship. I means, so if you aren't
officially dating, if it was other people besides your friends,
does that make a difference or is it just because
it's your friends that's why you're a little bit like WHOA, No.
Speaker 15 (39:27):
I think it would be anyone.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Like I mean, I take one person at a time.
Speaker 15 (39:31):
I don't really date all at once.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Okay, you know all these people?
Speaker 9 (39:36):
Hold on, wait, no, I've met you one time. We've
never even actually been on one official date. I met
you and we hit it off. Yeah, why am I
being like? Why are you punishing me because I just
happened to have gone on a date with one of
like somebody you.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Know, that's not right at all.
Speaker 15 (39:56):
I'm not I wouldn't say I'm punishing you. I just
I'm not interested.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Okay, person, let me let me, let me just this.
I'm gonna put you guys in hold. Are you team
Ian or Team Jessica? You can go here, you can.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Go get caught up with intern Johnny your morning shows
in case you.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Missed it, and welcome to the show, the One, the Only.
Jason Derulo, how are you doing, sir? Amazing? Amazing man?
How about good?
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Well?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Here we are. We're two months away, are sold out
DC jingle Ball presented by Capitol One. It's been a
minute since we've seen you on the jingle Ball stage,
which is very exciting. I got to ask though, First
of all, dude, I was blown today. I mean, you
obviously know this. What do you say, turned fifteen in August? Oh?
Speaker 6 (40:37):
Wow?
Speaker 23 (40:38):
No, I didn't actually know that two thousand and nine, dude, Damn,
I was I was six.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
I feel like that, dude, I feel like that. That Uh,
that kind of hurt my soul. But that's gotta be.
I mean, fifteen years of you kind of live in
the dream and making hits. Man, how do you even
put that in the words? Oh that I mean, it's incredible.
I honestly thought it was. Uh, I was stuck at
that fourteen. So it's actually hit fifteen.
Speaker 23 (41:06):
Wow, that is unbelievable, man, Really, really a big shout
out to the fans.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
Man.
Speaker 23 (41:12):
Honestly, it's been It's been a hell of a ride.
I've literally had the time of my life making these songs, man,
and going out there and performing them. So looking forward
to jingle Ball, man, so we can celebrate together.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Hell yeah. What's the cooler feeling as an artist?
Speaker 6 (41:26):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (41:27):
When you do a song like what you say for
the first time and people recognize that. That's a great
feeling obviously, But now here we are fifteen years later
when it starts playing the fans are still as excited.
What's the cooler reaction as the artist? The first time
a song gets the pop or like years later it
made a difference in submay an impact. It really never
(41:48):
gets old, man.
Speaker 23 (41:49):
It feels exactly like the first time, you know, every
single time, and even even now, you know, like putting
out a song fifteen years later, you know, put out
make me happy? And seeing people doing you know, the
the all these dances and creating videos and you know,
it's just these kinds of things. They never get old.
(42:11):
Being a small part of someone's life. It's the gift
that keeps on giving. Yeah, you bring up being a
part of somebody's life, because it is true. Your music
has been played proms, high school dances, weddings. I mean,
you've literally people have grown up listening to Jason Drula.
But I wonder, is it weird now with the world
we're in with TikTok and everything, there could be somebody
(42:34):
today who doesn't necessarily know all this stuff in the
past and they're just discovering like the very first album.
Is that weird as an artist now where it's like, oh,
I wouldn't even think they didn't realize I've been doing
this for a minute. Yes, it's crazy to think that.
I feel like there's been different generations to be introduced
(42:56):
to my music. I feel like the pandemic, like during
the pandemic, I mean, if you think about it, I
mean that was was that like like.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Four years ago?
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Now?
Speaker 23 (43:04):
Yeah, great, so four years ago. If you were if
you were twelve years old four years ago, you know
you're now now sixteen, you know, and and I don't
know that a twelve year old would necessarily know who
Jason Derulo was, But yeah, it's it's it's interesting, man like,
like if you're able to do it for this long,
(43:25):
I just I just feel like it's it's a blessing,
right And I've worked my butt off for a lot
of years too, you know, to to to be able
to put out these songs. You know, I have the
same kind of grit, same kind of hunger, same kind
of work ethic that I had in the beginning, you
know what I'm saying. And I make more songs than
probably somebody that is that is hungry and that once
(43:47):
it really bad. You know, I still make more songs
than everyone. I feel like, well, that's what I was
going to ask.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Because you've had a long, like very successful career, the
hunger is obviously still there. Is it fun for you?
Is writing more of like a therapeutic thing? Do you
ever think one day you can fully stop doing music
or will always somewhat be there.
Speaker 23 (44:06):
We'll always someone be there for me personally, because I
it's my favorite thing to do to create songs, literally
is my favorite to like I'll even just like go
in there and it's literally like my therapy. It's my
it's my recreation, it's you know, all of the above.
(44:29):
You know, it's my my favorite thing to do to
stop everything that I'm doing and be like, yo, I'm
going down to the studio and I literally had the
time of my life when I'm doing it. So I
can't see myself like ever really stopping making music. Maybe
one day I may stop releasing music, I don't know,
but definitely won't stop making music.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
What's the weirdest licensing requests you've heard of when it
comes to your music where it's like some weird commercial
or like now we're not doing that, you know what,
I I never really it never really made it to me.
Speaker 23 (45:03):
Nothing really weird. I mean it's it's it's always it's
always dope though to see uh, your songs and movies
and TV shows, you know, uh, you got like the
what what I think is really cool when it's on
on those shows like Dancing with the Stars yea, or
you know it's like American Idol the Voice, Yeah, it's
cool to see somebody else's rendition.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Sure, speaking movies, i'd you're missed by it in Nass.
Obviously you're involved in Cats. Was that I thought that
thing was way that's blown out of a portion? Were
you surprised at the reaction when the first trailer came
out because I thought it was what everybody would.
Speaker 23 (45:38):
Expect as a Cats movie. It's one of most famous plays. Yeah,
I mean, I I don't think. I mean, I think
it got blown out of proportion. I would say that,
but yeah, man, And you know, everything you take swings, man,
and sometimes things are uh bigger than you thought. And
sometimes things don't work quite as you thought they would.
(45:58):
You know, you just take it away and as solid
and it's part of the journey.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
We're excited to see you on stage our DC jingle
Ball present by Capital One. One last final question. Do
you have any idea how many calories you burn on
stage like for a full hour show?
Speaker 23 (46:13):
I do, because I sometimes I'll wear a uh. I
don't want to say it because they can awe me
some money like those. Yeah, man, and I burned about
a thousand calories for for a show.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
Damn about about a twelve hundred. Listen, Jason Drilla, always
a pleasure, my friend. Will see you in December, say
it travels and tell them, buddy, my boy.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
This is injured John and your morning shows and you
missed it? Fake named the call good morning, good morning.
You're confashion girl? What you got for us?
Speaker 17 (46:51):
When I was in college, this guy broke up with me,
and I went against my roommate's advisement and I made
a fake Instagram to try to see what he was
up to.
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Girl, Now did we populate it with like photos? Do
we pretend to be somebody else? Totally pretended to be
someone else?
Speaker 17 (47:11):
I didn't actually work all the way, but we definitely
tried it.
Speaker 5 (47:16):
Okay, And so did you make this profile? Did you
follow your ex boyfriend? Or was it literally just like
wash his stuff?
Speaker 17 (47:23):
I followed him?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Okay? Did you ever talk to him as this other person?
Speaker 9 (47:29):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (47:29):
No, I could not go that far.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yeah it was close. I think that they have a
little fen stuff. Yeah, I mean that's okay. Fake Dame Nicole,
one second, you're in the running. I vote for your
favorite over text nine nine three three eight let me
go fake name Mike, good morning, good man? Laid on
me what you got?
Speaker 6 (47:50):
So about three years ago, I was I found out
that my extra shee on me and I knew that. Yeah,
so I knew that she was like playing her time
and getting like all this extra overtime and all this
other stuff, and so I honestly reported it and she
ended up getting fired.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Good man, did you guys work together?
Speaker 6 (48:14):
We did?
Speaker 5 (48:14):
We did.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
We worked at the same Uh. If it's a financial firm, it's.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Kind of badass because it's like technically enjoying wrong.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
Yeah, and you he's the interesting part is like she
was sleeping with the boss.
Speaker 11 (48:26):
So that's how I found out.
Speaker 6 (48:27):
I found out, Like I was on a on a
trip and it was just weird how they were at
the same place at the same time. Yeah, like the
whole time that I was there.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
And uh, so leave the story by guy. That's insane.
So you're you guys are dating for how long?
Speaker 6 (48:43):
About a year and a half.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
So how long did she working up with the boss for?
Speaker 6 (48:48):
You know, Honestly, I don't know. I couldn't tell you.
I don't know. I knew they were very familiar. We had,
you know, done some some parties and happy hours and
things like that. So yeah, it was I they were
familiar with you there, and it might uncommon for you
do have to work out with things to kind of happen.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
But yeah, okay, I tell you was the boss married?
Speaker 6 (49:11):
The boss was married?
Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yeah, okay, all right, fake name Mike one second, you're
in the running. That's wild, dude, that's a lie.
Speaker 24 (49:19):
Also messy, fake name Abby?
Speaker 5 (49:22):
Good morning, Good morning, your confession. What you got for us?
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Girl?
Speaker 11 (49:29):
So I wasn't always the best mom. I've gotten my
fult and trouble, but my daughter and my grandson doesn't
live home, and I am gradually high school this year.
So I'm very proud of her for that. Yeah she wait,
she didn't give up, but she was bullied. But she's
back at the same school and I actually got her
a cruise to Jamaica for graduation.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Oh that's exciting. That's very cool. I mean, so, are
you gonna tell her because me graduations a few months away?
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Are we keeping a secret and well them fake d
them having or what's your plan?
Speaker 6 (50:02):
Actually?
Speaker 11 (50:03):
If I end up getting to go, it's gonna tell
her the night of it.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
So that's cool. And how long we going for? How
long youing?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
For?
Speaker 6 (50:15):
A couple of times?
Speaker 5 (50:16):
The chritis is, Oh that's so cool. That'll be so okay, yeah,
it'd be really cool, like uh yeah, now you're ready
to go. That's one of those like core memories.
Speaker 10 (50:28):
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
My dad used to always do like, like one day
a year he would take my brother and I out
of school if there's a day game from the Minnesota
Twins baseball and we go, we go, and we go
to baseball game. That's one of the coolest things. Now.
He tells the story that my mom hated the idea,
and then my mom didn't want to have any fun,
which I tend to believe you guys are my mother.
Speaker 6 (50:46):
Way.
Speaker 10 (50:46):
She's like, oh, you have the flu. You think you
think you might die?
Speaker 12 (50:49):
I don't think so you're going If I touched the
remote when I was sick, she would send me to school. Really,
she was so scary. My mom terrified me. My brother
was like, no scared my mom and my mom w
be on my door. We were like, oh, you're watching TV.
Must not be that's get ready.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
That sucks. Can you watch the Prices right when you
were sick?
Speaker 10 (51:04):
No, that was the best part of being sick.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
It sucks.
Speaker 12 (51:06):
I had the flu and my my aligibra teacher called
her and was like, hey, Megan, your daughter is like,
not okay, you need to come get back and get
her because she dropped me off because my teacher was
my lacrosse coach. Okay, so she like literally was like,
why did your mom make you come in?
Speaker 10 (51:22):
Go get out because I've been out in school because
I was so sick with the flu.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
Now, in defense of your mother.
Speaker 10 (51:29):
She's a saint, she's a lovely lady.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
You Shelby Sauce, the princess of Pasadena. Yeah, once tried
to find spells to make a rain, so you had
to miss lacrosse practice.
Speaker 12 (51:38):
And my mom scared me. I couldn't just be like
I'm any mental health day. She's like, okay, you can
take that to the field.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
Like didn't exist in the early two thousands.
Speaker 10 (51:47):
She did not care.
Speaker 19 (51:48):
John, how are you going to call Sauce out for
trying to do that when you literally tried.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
To take a heart attack. You got out of a
math test.
Speaker 10 (51:54):
In first bread.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
I didn't try to. I did, yeah the story I
nearly died. Yeah, so and first grade test, which is
embarrassing because he hadn't been anything. But I was like,
I know I'll do and I thinked a heart attack
to try it out of it. Yeah, I was playing
the long game.
Speaker 12 (52:08):
My mom had the Birds and the Bees talk with
me in ninth grade because I was throwing up like
sick and I had the cross worm and she's like, there,
so you know, this is what morning sickness feels like.
And she's like, you're annoying on the field. That was
like my first month of ninth grade. I think, kill
it on a cross coach, Like, why is she throwing
up behind the gold post. Moms like, she's.
Speaker 5 (52:29):
Fine, it's not pregnancy.
Speaker 10 (52:31):
She's we just had to talk. She knows everything.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
I know you're thinking it's not pregnancy.
Speaker 12 (52:36):
She's a little sick, but that's her fault.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
My great way to be like, hey, just so you
know this could be.
Speaker 12 (52:41):
She's like, just so you know, this is what it
feels like. Like you think you feel bad, now, don't
don't mess up your future. So we're here out the car.
But yeah, yeah, good time.
Speaker 23 (52:54):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 22 (52:55):
Intern John in your morning shows.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
It fake name call, good morning, good morning, your confashion girl.
What you got for us.
Speaker 17 (53:05):
When I was in college, this guy broke up with
me and I went against my roommate's advisement and I
made a fake Instagram to try to see what he
was up to.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
Girl, Now, did we populate it with like photos? Do
we pretend to be somebody else?
Speaker 18 (53:22):
Totally pretended to be someone else.
Speaker 17 (53:25):
I didn't actually work all the way, but we definitely
tried it.
Speaker 5 (53:30):
Okay, And so did you make this profile? Did you
follow your ex boyfriend? Or is it literally just like
wash his stuff?
Speaker 17 (53:37):
I followed him?
Speaker 5 (53:38):
Okay? Did you ever talk to him as this other person?
Speaker 9 (53:42):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (53:43):
No, I could not go that far.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, it was close. I think that they have a
little fence staff.
Speaker 16 (53:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
I mean that's okay. Fall one second, you're in the running.
I vote for your favorite over text nine ninety three
three eight let me go fake name Mike, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (54:00):
Ed, good morning? How are you?
Speaker 5 (54:01):
Good man? Laid on me what you got?
Speaker 6 (54:03):
So about three years ago, I was I found out
that my ex is she now me and I knew
that she Yeah, so I knew that she was like
playing her time and getting like all this extra overtime
and all this other stuff, and so I honestly you
reported it and she ended up getting fired. Good man.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
Did you guys work together?
Speaker 6 (54:27):
We did?
Speaker 24 (54:28):
We did?
Speaker 6 (54:28):
We work at the same Uh? It's a financial firm.
Speaker 5 (54:32):
It's kind of badass because it's like technically enjoying wrong.
Speaker 6 (54:36):
Yeah, and did you hear the interesting part is like
she was sleeping with the boss. So that's how I
found I found out, Like I was on a on
a trip and it was just weird how they were
at the same place at the same time. Yeah, like
the whole time that I was there.
Speaker 5 (54:49):
And uh soave of the story. Guy, that's insane. So
you're you guys are dating for how long?
Speaker 6 (54:56):
About a year and a half?
Speaker 5 (54:59):
Yea, So how long did looking up with the boss for?
Speaker 6 (55:02):
You know, honestly, I don't know. I couldn't tell you.
I don't know. I knew they were very familiar. We had,
you know, done some some parties and happy hours and
things like that. So yeah, it was they were familiar
with you there and it wasn't uncommon for you know,
have to work out with things to kind of happen.
Speaker 5 (55:19):
So but yeah, okay, I couldn't tell you was the
boss married?
Speaker 6 (55:25):
The boss was married?
Speaker 5 (55:26):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, all right, fake name Mike one second,
you're in the running. That's wild, dude, that's a lie,
a messy.
Speaker 24 (55:33):
Yeah, fake name Abby Good morning, Good morning, your confession.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
What you got for us?
Speaker 6 (55:41):
Girl?
Speaker 11 (55:43):
So I wasn't always the best mom. I've gotten my
fult and so bols, but my.
Speaker 6 (55:48):
Daughter and my.
Speaker 11 (55:48):
Grandson doesn't live home, and I am.
Speaker 6 (55:52):
She gradually high school this year, so.
Speaker 11 (55:53):
I'm very proud of her for that.
Speaker 6 (55:54):
Yeah she wait, she didn't give up, but she was bullying.
Speaker 11 (55:58):
But she's back at the same school and I actually
got her a cruise to Jamaica for graduation.
Speaker 5 (56:03):
Oh that's exciting, that's very cool. I mean, so, are
you gonna tell her because me graduations a few months away?
Speaker 6 (56:12):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (56:12):
Are we keeping a secret and tell them? Faked them? Aby?
Or what's your plan?
Speaker 11 (56:16):
Actually, if I end up getting to go, it's gonna tell.
Speaker 6 (56:19):
Her the night of it.
Speaker 5 (56:22):
That's cool. And how long we're going for? How long
you going for a couple of times the Chris is,
oh that's so cool. So okay, yeah, it'd be really cool, Like, uh,
now you're ready to go. That's one of those like
core memories.
Speaker 10 (56:42):
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 5 (56:43):
My dad used to always do like, like one day
a year he would take my brother and I out
of school if there's a day game for the Minnesota
Twins baseball and we go, we go, we go to
baseball game. That's one of the coolest things.
Speaker 17 (56:52):
Now.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
He tells the story that my mom hated the idea
and then my mom didn't want to have any fun,
which I tend to believe you guys are my mother.
Speaker 10 (57:00):
It's the same way. She's like, oh, you have the flu.
You think you think you might die?
Speaker 12 (57:03):
I don't think, so you're going If I touched the
remote when I was sick, she would send me to school. Really,
she was so scary. My mom terrified me. My brother
was like not scared of my mom. And my mom
would be on my door. We're like, oh, you're watching TV.
Must not be that, say get ready?
Speaker 5 (57:15):
That sucks? And can I watch the Prices right when
you were sick?
Speaker 10 (57:18):
No, that was the best part of being sick.
Speaker 5 (57:20):
It sucks.
Speaker 12 (57:20):
I had the flu and my my Aligibra teacher called
her and was like, hey, Megan, your daughter is like
not okay, you need to come get back and get
her because she dropped me off. Because my teacher was
my lacrosse coach. So she like literally was like, why
did your mom make you come in? Go get out?
Because I've been out of school because I was so sick.
Speaker 10 (57:40):
With the flu.
Speaker 5 (57:41):
Now, in defense of your mother.
Speaker 10 (57:43):
She's a saint, she's a lovely lady.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
You Shelby Sauce, the princess of Pasadena. Yeah, once tried
to find spells to make a rain so you had
to miss lacrosse practice.
Speaker 12 (57:51):
So my mom scared me. I couldn't just be like,
I'm any mental health day. She's like, okay, you can
take that to the field.
Speaker 5 (58:00):
Exists in the early two thousands.
Speaker 10 (58:01):
She did not care.
Speaker 19 (58:02):
How are you going to call Sauce out for trying
to do that when you literally tried to take a
heart attack to got out of a math test.
Speaker 5 (58:08):
In first grade. I didn't try to. I did. Yeah,
I nearly died. Yeah. So and again first first grade test,
which is embarrassing because it couldn't have been anything. But
I was like, I know, I'll do and I faked
a heart attack to try it out of it. Yeah,
I was playing the long game.
Speaker 12 (58:21):
My mom had the Birds and the Bees talk with
me in ninth grade because I was throwing up like
sick and I had the cross worm and she's like,
so you know, this is what morning sickness feels like.
And she's like you're going on the field. That was
like my first month of ninth grade. I think, kill
it a cross coach, Like, why is she throwing up
behind the gold post Moms.
Speaker 5 (58:42):
Like, she's fine, it's not pregnancy.
Speaker 10 (58:45):
She's we just had to talk. She knows everything.
Speaker 5 (58:47):
I know you're thinking, yeah, it's not pregnancy.
Speaker 12 (58:49):
She's a little sick, but that's her fault.
Speaker 5 (58:53):
My great way to be like, hey, just so you
know this could be.
Speaker 12 (58:55):
She's like, just so you know, this is what it
feels like. Like you think you feel bad, now, don't
don't mess up your future. Wow, we're here the car.
Speaker 5 (59:04):
Yeah, yeah, just the good stuff.
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Shows it and that does it for another I see
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I mean, I have to because you know, he's part
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Yo honey back again with another I see Why am I?
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In case you missed it, where we capped the best bits,
the best segments, the best everything from this past week
of Intern john in your morning show. Put in one
little podcast for you. Enjoy that way come Monday morning.
You're part of being in the know. You know what's
going on. You're part of the inside jokes and we
got you covered. And we had to kick off this
week's ice Why am I? With what did you get?
Instead of a bonus? You know, thanksgivings about two weeks
(00:40):
from now, plus the holidays are vastly approaching us unless
you already put up all of your holiday decorations.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
But what did you get in.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Set of money? Maybe it was a donut or a
pizza party. Maybe you're just a pet rock. Well, we
let you guys been on those frustrations. Hopefully your bosses
are listening, so you know, get things right this holiday season.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Let me go and Herndon Keel, good morning.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
This was what type of industry?
Speaker 7 (01:05):
It was a medical research company, okay.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
So they got some cash. Instead of money, they gave you, guys, what.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
A large potato sack filled with raw peanuts in the
shell that we had to boil ourselves. And they gave
us a recipe.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
To do what Paul sack of nuts. Yeah, and I worked.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
I worked the receptionist desks. So as soon as I
walked in, I saw it and I set to my coworker,
what the heck is that?
Speaker 8 (01:37):
And she said our raise?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Okay, that is okay, heel one second you were in
the ring. You gave me a chorte. That's also.
Speaker 9 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:44):
I was like, you give me something you do.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, that's nope, don't like that. Hold on me get
some voice.
Speaker 10 (01:50):
We had a nut allergy.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
A good point. It's a very good point.
Speaker 10 (01:53):
It's a really weird thing to give someone.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
In bel air or fake named Claire. Good morning, good morning.
So this is a car dealership. Yeah, and you guys
got what.
Speaker 11 (02:05):
They brought all the mechanics out of their bay to
thank them for all their hard work and everybody, and
instead of a bonus for a raise, everybody got one
single mini cupcake.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Can you say it was a right? Like a high
end dealership or like average dealership or what kind of
money were talking.
Speaker 11 (02:24):
A pretty well known dealer.
Speaker 12 (02:26):
Yeah, cupcakes, that's messed up to My ex boyfriend worked
for a car dealership as like the whatever, like the service,
like the head service dude or whatever. And he didn't
get a bonus one year and they threw them a
pizza party.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
That's okay, all right, fake thing, Claire, When second you're
the running So.
Speaker 12 (02:44):
It's pretty com unless it's the same dealership that would be.
If it's a chain, it could be Yeah, no, thank you, cool.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Thanks, thanks Amy, good morning. By This was what type
of industry, girl, I.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
Would say, a resort, a family.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Place, okay, and instead of rays, they gave you, guys what.
Speaker 13 (03:04):
We had a dunk tank brought here one day only
was available storm to day. And we have a lot
of employees, so it was point was not like everyone
could throw a ball for one yeah, and it was
it was with a supervisor that no one knew because
it was an overnight supervisor.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Oh that's even worse. So it's like not even somebody
why dunk no no? Was okay?
Speaker 13 (03:29):
Oh my god, did by our and they did it
by our vehicle.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
That's even more annoying. Okay, so yeah, yeah, all right, Amy,
one second, you're in the running yet that's one of
those things where they told us like, hey, do you
guys know we're doing seven bonuses. You're doing dunk tank,
Like I'm not coming for that.
Speaker 12 (03:45):
Also, like I don't want to do that to anybody now,
like we're all probably going through the same thing.
Speaker 10 (03:49):
Why am I dunking this person?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah, I'll me go and do Fairfax fake named Grace.
Good morning. So you work in education, and thank you
for that seven bonus they gave you.
Speaker 11 (04:01):
One we got after five years, you're going to that
says five years.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Fairfax County be wild and sometimes in grace. We've learned
that more this past year.
Speaker 10 (04:12):
Learned so much this year.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
There's money in the county fair where's it go? Where's
it go? Faked in Grace.
Speaker 12 (04:19):
Yeah, they're keeping that cute little downtown area from park
like you can't park down there, and that's what they're
spending the money.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Okay, well fake than Grace. One second, you're in the running.
I's been baffled fair facts. Now, we talked to teachers
a couple of weeks ago where Fairfax didn't have air conditioning.
It was like one hundred degrees. Yeah, like schools into ac.
Speaker 12 (04:36):
I'm like, it's such a nice like area, but like
you guys just don't want to like want want people
to live here.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Where's the money? Where's the gap?
Speaker 10 (04:44):
I'm not joking.
Speaker 12 (04:45):
I was trying to park down there, and I drive
a Jeep Grand Cherokee. I couldn't back up because the
parking there.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Not great like Mosaic or where were you?
Speaker 7 (04:54):
I was?
Speaker 10 (04:54):
I went to some brewery.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah, you know, listen, Fairfax, We're on to you. They
had though, that's aw it matters, fading Lisa, good morning,
good morning. You're working in what type of industry?
Speaker 14 (05:05):
Faith da Lisa, uh, insurance industry at the time.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Okay, so hella cash there as well? Instead of bonus,
they gave.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
You guys a box of chocolate.
Speaker 11 (05:18):
Okay, wait, okay, I'm not sure, but that's what we got.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
God were they at least big boxes or like sample size?
Speaker 11 (05:32):
Uh no, it was bigger than okay, okay, all right,
so faked Lisa.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
One second, you're running at that point. Did get the
gift cards? If you're going to CBS get gift cards?
Speaker 12 (05:43):
What interns companies like do with all that money not payout.
Listening to a podcast this morning where like something horrible happened,
They're like, actually you you city aren't sure for that?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I mean, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 12 (05:57):
Know anything about in turance because I'm just a girl.
But you know, it's just it was still flabbergacid. The
drive word is more like that can't be true.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Have you made it a goal the last couple of
weeks to use bigger words that you've never said before
in your life? No, flabberg acid? What was it last week?
Speaker 10 (06:17):
Serendipitous?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yes, you like? Have you listened to the show? Wonder
what I really need to start dropping.
Speaker 12 (06:24):
Some I have listened to the show, and I do
need to stop saying like so much. But I've been
working on that my entire life, and I don't know
how to change now.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
So it's very demure.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
I have never said that on the show.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yeah, well I was. I was making the observation, Yes.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows In case you missed it, his is Braiden.
Speaker 12 (06:50):
This is hey Braidon. My name is Everley. I'm just
calling you from a new local Flower shop. We're called
YMS Flowers. We're trying out some new marketing where we're
trying to get our product out there in the community.
So we're offering people a free bouquet of a dozen
red roses.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
We don't need a credit card. Info. Is that something
you're you're interested in?
Speaker 9 (07:08):
How did how did you get How did you get
this number?
Speaker 12 (07:11):
It's just called like Grulla Marketing. We get this list
from Google and then based off your zip code. I've
just been calling people to see if they want to
try it out.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Yeah, so we don't need anything. You can send them anywhere.
Speaker 15 (07:25):
It's just free, okay, all right, I'll I'll try keep going.
Speaker 12 (07:31):
Okay, So basically, uh, you can send them to anyone.
Like I said, I just need to get a name
for who you're sending it to, and then we'll go
down the list.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Oh okay, here the name is Melissa.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
Okay, Like Melissa explains it all all right? And then
what is she to you? Like, your your sister, your friend,
your girlfriend, your wife.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
A very very special friend.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Very okay, very special friend. All right.
Speaker 12 (07:59):
We're just trying to keep everything on file in case
you do end up coming back.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
And then typical flower Car. What do you want to say?
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Okay, all right, put down.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Here's to the most romantic weekend of our lives.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Stepsister, Guys, Melissa is stepdad?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
A couple of things, real quick, numb one is Choloster
explains it all. That Molist explains it all. That's Sauce
and Rose and your girlfriend Ashley number three? What actually? What? Well,
Melissa is Brandon's stepsister? Yeah, what actually are you there?
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Why would it be a romantic weekend if it's your stepsister?
Speaker 16 (08:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (08:53):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
What do I mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
As Ashley? What's going on? Ashley?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Yeah, that is a really good question.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
What is going on?
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Branden?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Melissa sister?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Nothing is going on, Braiden. Okay, so the reason we're here,
and I know what in the name of Woodbridge is
going on right now? But so you are you hooking
up with your stepsister?
Speaker 9 (09:22):
I'm not hooking up with my okay?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Why why are you about to have romantic weekend with her?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Then?
Speaker 9 (09:29):
I'm not a romantic weekend with her?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
They just said, I wrote down. He said, here's the
most romantic weekend of our lives. Our lives ruined.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
I guess ruined the surprise.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
What's the surprise? I wanted to do it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I family and friends weekend with the two of us
and then Melissa and her guy.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
It was gonna be the four of us.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
They've only been stuck siblings for a month's guys, he's
had his eyes on her the whole back.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I knew it was her.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I knew it was Biden.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Your car from where my step sister, what you'd be
a nice weekend?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
What in the name of the hut, Braiden, we didn't
bring that part. So you know, when Ashley had your
car cleaned in details past week, you know they found
protection in the car. I don't know what I'm telling you.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
In the back of your car's comments in your car.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
We don't use common protection protection, Yes, protection, we don't
use protection.
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Braiden condoms from having sex with.
Speaker 18 (10:49):
Hold On.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Biden. Hold she drug you in your car? Braiden. To
answer your question, yes, that's what we think. That is
certainly what looks like, is it though? Here's hold On.
Here's the timeline events from what we know. Okay, your birthday,
this past weekend, your lovely girlfriend has your car detailed?
(11:11):
Great fantastic. Her cousin finds protection in your car used
and not used that you guys don't use. Okay, then
we fast forward today you are sending flowers. Do you
think somebody named Melissa saying about that the most romanic
weekend of all time? That is your stepsister? Where are
we wrong here?
Speaker 9 (11:29):
This is an old car. Who knows what the hell
you're gonna find in there?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
That is?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
You think because Jerry Springer is dead you can you
can ask your stepsister. Okay, here you bring us on
the trailer trash brand.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Don't disparage the great Jerry Springer.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
I love Jerry, but I love je who doesn't doesn't
believe that?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
So, Brandon, are you you have the stepsister?
Speaker 11 (12:01):
No?
Speaker 9 (12:02):
That's completely insane? Is be nice? I want the four
of us to go out of.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Real quick?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Wait, Ashley, did you have any idea about this weekend?
So weird?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
And not your girlfriends?
Speaker 8 (12:21):
Why would she know about it?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I just found out about a fight?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Wait? Wait, so Brandon, just again, so now this armaic weekend,
this weekend, neither your girlfriend nor your stepsister knew about it?
Speaker 18 (12:37):
Why would they know about it?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
You just told me about a fight about the park?
Are you gas I was just gonna say, I think
this is gas lighting. Okay, well hey haven theory, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
With her, you got with her.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And when I see it's going to be in the
street and other people are gonna know it all.
Speaker 16 (12:56):
About the or The roses cretic and possibly edited the
broadcast with permission from all participants.
Speaker 19 (13:01):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
These are the rudest things you can actually do you work.
You had a guest Rose. Actually, just give me your
personal thought. Rudest things something you can do in the office.
Speaker 19 (13:14):
I feel like leaving a mess in the kitchen, or
like leaving food in the kitchen to stink up the
place is just uncalled for.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
When I came into the studio yesterday morning, there was
an empty wrapper of Skittles next to the board at
the radio station. Now not even not even in the trash.
Git you had a guest Rose who was the last
person to do a live airshift on the radio station.
Oh okay, so it would be Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 19 (13:45):
I saw Eric post that he was correct in the studio.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
I think it was on Sunday that he was at
Rapper there he's.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Making a face.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
It was.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
It was the same guy who like will open up
his oatmeal. And if it like LEAs account, he does
do that, why would I get that?
Speaker 20 (14:08):
You know what, just because I left one Skittles wrapper
in here doesn't mean the world is over.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Sorry. We don't have a trash can in this world.
It's literally out.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
I take it with you.
Speaker 20 (14:18):
Other stuff out and I forgot the one.
Speaker 19 (14:21):
Hold on, wait a second. That just made it ten
times worse. You were throwing other things away.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
And just.
Speaker 20 (14:28):
Because I got I got two bags of skittles because
they're delicious from where from right there up front?
Speaker 9 (14:35):
My bag?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
That for the client.
Speaker 20 (14:38):
Yeah, but you never said they weren't untouchable, all right
when you put it out there, it's communal, sweetie, And
you didn't put your name on it, so you knew
it was mine.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
I actually didn't know they were yours. Yeah, okay, well
I told you already. I don't remember that one. Well.
Speaker 20 (14:50):
I took two eight, both of them at different times,
and I threw one away and I must have forgotten
the other one because they were a different time, wasn't
it back to back?
Speaker 5 (15:02):
The time doesn't make a different time makes a whole
bunch of difference.
Speaker 20 (15:05):
I'm eating one facing to the left, and then I
and then I turned right. That means I mean the
one to the right, So the rappers on the right
and the one on the left.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
It's more of the roses. He's trying to convince makes
you're trying to get us, Eric.
Speaker 19 (15:20):
The last thing you should do before you leave the
studio is do a sweep. Did I leave anything?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Apparently you did do a good one, wrappers blowing down
the white table.
Speaker 20 (15:30):
I was also watching the Commanders game to okay, getting
a little into it, buddy.
Speaker 19 (15:37):
Great game, which I agree, it was a great game.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
It's crazy ending.
Speaker 19 (15:41):
However, you couldn't still do a sweep and be like,
did I leave anything on the tay? Wow, you're gonna
go there too.
Speaker 20 (15:49):
I was looking right, the thing was to the left.
It went out the door iron.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
According to the experts, risk thinking do is not clean
after yourself. Number two is gossiping. I like that, I
know you do.
Speaker 20 (16:03):
We got some issues out there in the pit that
I need to you know, amend and make worse.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I will not make them worse, amend iNTS. What does
that mean to you? Exactly?
Speaker 20 (16:13):
You need to stop the tyranty that's going out there
that some people have and think they need to have,
and they should let me take over because I know
the people.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
You should be the tyrant. Yes, okay, sure. Let me
ask you what workplace, Shama, do you think you've intervened
and made better? Good question? What problem have you solved there?
I solved a lot of problems were coming for everything.
Speaker 20 (16:35):
Last three I helped somebody with that.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Help some people some relationship advice. I've given some good
advice to be able to get back out there. I'm
not giving.
Speaker 20 (16:49):
I don't want to people's stuff out there. That's just rude.
Give a fake name, fake name, who would oh god
that once?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I'm okay this blog help Eric said he gave to someone,
he delegated them to me, and then I gave them.
So there you go. It's you haven't done anything. I've
done a lot out there, but you can't it because
it's a lot. I don't want to.
Speaker 20 (17:18):
I don't want to incriminate myself even more than I'm
already incriminating for helping howl.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Can you criminate yourself for helping somebody? So people don't
want their help in their business out there say, you
to be incriminating yourself of being involved in something you
should have been involved with. Uh huh, there you go.
You want to be a shadow bro think you realized
just agreed to.
Speaker 20 (17:37):
I want to be the puppet master, but you're not.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
I am I am what play?
Speaker 17 (17:44):
I don't know yet.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
We'll figure it out. It's a good one. He has
no idea about it. What's going on? But like sounds good. Yeah,
all right, there you go. We got it. We're good
to go. I don't think we do. Eric more confused.
The requiredest thing you can do in the office places
inappropriate language. Eric, Oh sorry, that's all me. My bad,
(18:05):
that my bad. Can't help being unresponsive to messages.
Speaker 20 (18:09):
I responded emails very well, Hello, Hi, thanks, welcome by.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Say it with two words. Why can't you just say
it with two words? Do want to go over the
sales email? What happened with that?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Eric?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
The whole office? I did not. I didn't realize that
that it was going that.
Speaker 20 (18:26):
For some reason, we have two all staff emails, and
for some reason mine we're going to the wrong one.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
That that in Eric's offense, he was trying to send
email to Baltemar's sales staff and like the Baltimores sales
iheartwerever it is only goes to one person, no, no
dc D. But it makes no sense, made no sense,
that's confusing. That's not Eric's fault. Yeah, thank you, John.
I didn't say it was on your side. Constantly being
(18:53):
late to meetings and meetings that you insisted we have
every week because I want to see I gotta wrangle
all you people up and get you over there on time. Yeah,
because if not, you know you're gonna feel the wrap.
Dear listener. Eric is the guy who's like, we should
have this meeting every week and then has nothing to
like every day. Yeah, because it's good camaraderie from friends.
(19:17):
I don't want to be friends with anybody. I just
want to see people's faces. Eric, that's the one meeting
you refuse to sit down and camarade because you guys
are to see. It's called stirring the pot, keep the
pot moving. We got to keep the floating and do
a list of phrases and what you think they mean,
because I don't think I ever said any analogy correctly.
Speaker 20 (19:35):
Okay, when you have two languages going on up here,
exactly what we all.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
It's okay.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
This is intern John in your morning show.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Is in case you.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Missed fake named Lisa? Good morning?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
All right?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
This was the what type of industry? Fake named Lisa? Okay?
Your coworker was fired for what?
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Making only fans video in the procedure room?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Oh okay? Just like, was there somebody else went there?
Was there a solo project?
Speaker 14 (20:11):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
It was two of them okay? And was the other
person an employee as well?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Did you guys only find out if somebody saw the
video or how are they caught?
Speaker 11 (20:23):
Somebody walked into the procedure room because the procedure room
was closed.
Speaker 14 (20:26):
And we knew that there was no patient in there
doing the procedure.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Sure, all right, sure procedures? Are we talking like a optometrists? Dennis?
What type procedure room?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
What can I say?
Speaker 14 (20:41):
Well?
Speaker 11 (20:41):
We do pain management?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Okay? Sure? Are there a lot of rooms? Yes, so
they took a lot of rooms.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
We have a lot of regular exam rooms and then
two procedure rooms.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Now when they got busted, Faith and Lisa, were you
surprised by this or do some things kind of check out?
Speaker 11 (21:01):
Kind of checks out.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, all right, have you seen the video?
Speaker 6 (21:03):
I'm pretty expected.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
No, cong girl, you're safe here. Would you want to
see him?
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Not? It would be it would be nice, But I
mean I don't I honestly don't even know how I
was here. Nobody work has played it around or anything.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Okay, all right, fake damily, So one second you're in
the running. I can't imagine that what happened here, although
somebody here would be step enough to do it for sure.
For sure. You know, each room has cameras, so that's
what rolso be well yeh yeah, ready to go, Uh,
let me go, fake name Megan, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
All right. This was in one industry.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
So I was.
Speaker 16 (21:43):
I worked in the government and at the time I
was in HR and.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
Uh there was cameras everywhere.
Speaker 14 (21:52):
I can't imagine it's happening, but it did this. The
coworker was going into people purses and taking.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Their credit card information.
Speaker 16 (22:04):
Yeah, so I guess delar video h photographing the front
of the back and then doing charges and so uh,
they probably figured out if there was a pattern because multiple.
Speaker 14 (22:17):
People were in the in this big agency.
Speaker 16 (22:21):
Were hit to speak and then ultimately with the help
of general counsel. They they not only fired her, but
they they arrested her and then she she went to prison. Yeah, yeah,
it was pretty big.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Going into hiding, you know.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah, no doubt. Okay, fake da Megan, what second you're
in the running. There was that guy I told this
story before, but a couple of years ago, who walked
in the building here and just stole stuff and nobody
asked him anyting because he has Sudan so he looked
like he'd be official, which is hilarious. Let me go
fake named the call good morning. This was what industry fakeding, Nicole.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
This was a restaurant industry.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Okay, and characters fired? Why what was that coworker was fired? Why?
Speaker 18 (23:13):
Oh so my coworker was doing hard drugs in the
bathroom and one of our customers walked in on her.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, was she at least in the stall or was
she was doing out in the open.
Speaker 18 (23:25):
It wasn't the stall, but she forgot to lock the.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Door and that happens. Yeah. Now was this character like
now looking back, does that make sense?
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (23:36):
I mean that's just the industry. A lot of people
do that in their story.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
So she'd just be really excited when she left the bathroom. Yeah, yeah,
that's fair, A right, fake it me call one second?
You were in the running?
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Was so gross?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah? I yeah that this is the most odd thing
of all places. He wanted O d in a bathroom
and a dive bar. Probably no, probably not vibe. I
better you vote for your favorite over text nine nine
three three eight Oh let me go in beautiful mount
Airy one second Sarah, good morning, Good morning. This was
(24:12):
what type of industry? Sarah?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
It's a glass company?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Okay? Oh like you okay, some question, like you make glass?
Speaker 21 (24:18):
Obviously no, so we replaced glass in the windows mirror
makes more sense?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Sure, okay? And Kellorco has fired?
Speaker 21 (24:27):
Why she had been stealing? She was the bookkeeper and
she had stole one hundred.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Wait you can Outstrea? She so what.
Speaker 21 (24:39):
She stole one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars from
the company.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Holy schnikey. How old about you realize that that's a
lot of money.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Because she was the bookkeeper?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Oh yeah, she had the end. Now was she walked
in with like new rims on her jet ski? Or
how did you notice her behavior is different?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well?
Speaker 21 (24:59):
What when I came in a year and a half ago,
I started doing stuff in quick books as well, and
I noticed that things weren't making sense, so I brought
it up the owner. And when the owner checked the
account and everything else, she had been transferring money out
to her account from.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
The company account. That's insane, Okay, yeah, I am assuming
that you go to jail. I mean one hundred and
seventy five thousand dollars. This guy to be a felony.
Speaker 21 (25:23):
Actually, when I left that job, they were just taking
her to court and I haven't heard anything yet and
that was three months ago.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Oh that's crazy, all right, all right, Sarah. One second,
you were in the running vote for your favorite over
text nine to ninety three three eight. One of my
favorite radio stories is somebody getting fired. This was years
ago in Minnesota. So the Minnesota State Fair is like
the second biggest state for in the country. I think
there's like over a million some people there. So the
stations always go out in broadcast live like you have
(25:49):
your little mobile studio. It's a great time. There was
a this is before I started radio, but the story
lives on. There was a guy who was on the
top forty station who he was at the act stay fair.
He was talking to somebody back in the studios who
was making sure we're on the eric over the microphone,
because that's how you communicate back and forth, and they
always tell you don't swear down the microphone. Don't say
(26:11):
anything you wouldn't want the entire world to hear, because
all it takes is one button beam pushed that shouldn't
be pushed. It could be in a different room all
of a sudden, you're live. So this idiot was talking
about a girl he had seen the night before and
listed out everything they did, start to finishing.
Speaker 19 (26:27):
Why is he having that conversation?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
I know the story is is like it played over
at the old person station instead of the Pop station.
So like down to Michael Boubla, he's talking about everything
he did the night before. I guess he was very
upset that he was fired. He didn't quite understand why.
I mean sounds like, brother, you can't yourself. Yeah, yes,
(26:52):
that is insane. I would never in a million It's
like when somebody's recording that.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Bro.
Speaker 19 (26:56):
Yeah, now go.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Brooke, I need you to tip yeah, you know HiMAT okay, Brook, Brook, Okay, wait,
hold on, hold out, no, no, no, Brook, do you
promise to tip too around this?
Speaker 22 (27:27):
That's not only because my turns in the car in
the back right now.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Okay, but this only happened like.
Speaker 14 (27:33):
Two weeks ago.
Speaker 22 (27:34):
Right, So me and me and my ex are co
parenty we were together for like five years.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
We have a nine year old.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
I moved in with him in the march, just a
co parent.
Speaker 22 (27:43):
We're not together, sure, And so I'm doing laundry, like
the one rule is that you know, no girls, no
other girls now, no like other things that around my son.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Right, yep, makes sense.
Speaker 22 (28:00):
I'm putting laundry away and I find this toy sure,
absolutely adult to adult. And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
But so I tried to put.
Speaker 22 (28:16):
It away and ignore it. So I have a ferrot.
Well ferrits really love rubber like rubber things. Of course,
one day and I walk out, Oh I dumped that.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
I had to race here, hold on around, We're gonna
do that again one second, breck, no brick, hold on, Brooke,
I had I had to dump that. So let me
just I will translate so your fair, your pet ferret
who likes rubber toys. I happen to find his rubber
drain clogger, if you will, his rubber adult drain clogger
(29:06):
and was running around with it. Now was his drain
clogger for his drain or for a friends drain?
Speaker 6 (29:13):
That I do not know?
Speaker 11 (29:14):
Okay, I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Was it for a large drain, like a commercial size
drain or like a personal use shrink? Because that might
help us out here.
Speaker 22 (29:24):
Well, I'm saying he had multiple different size.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Sure absolute about different drains in the house. Sure, all right, Brooke,
one second, you're in the running. Okay, let me go. God,
there's so many of these. Make sure you vote for
your favorite t over text nine to nine three three
eight Let me go in Alexandria Cat, good morning.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
All right, So you were with this person for how long?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Too long is the answer, but probably like.
Speaker 10 (29:53):
A year and a half.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Okay, And what happened girl?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
So he would have what he called fives very egotistical
birthdays where he would start at like.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
I Hot for breakfast at eight am, and then.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Go to like paintball and then a comedy show and
then end up in dinner, but.
Speaker 10 (30:10):
It had to be like five huge different things, so it.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Was like an expensive thing to put on. But then
afterwards he's in an email asking everybody to pay for it.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
How old was this man including his girlfriend? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Me?
Speaker 5 (30:24):
How old is he? Cat?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Thirty at the time.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
I think a thirty year old man planning a five
stage birthday party.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
He could easily afford it.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Okay, yeah, that's just awful. No it is he's been
bitten by a bat. No, that's fair. Or have a
fare to find his toys? Now? Does he Does he
look like a man that throws himself five birthday parties
in one day?
Speaker 9 (30:48):
You know what?
Speaker 10 (30:48):
In hindsight?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Yeah? Does he have a last name that ends in
a while, like Joey or Jimmy or Tommy something like that?
He called himself that name?
Speaker 21 (30:57):
No, but that would make sense.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
That's tract. Okay, all right, Cat, one second, you are
in the in the running god, let me get okay,
hold on the voice, change ready again, fake name Sarah,
good morning.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
I also need you to do a little bit of tiptoeing. Okay, okay, okay.
You were with this man for how long?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
For about two and a half years.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Okay, and how often did he do this all the time?
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Oh my gosh, talking about now.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Okay, yes, yes, okay, and lay down the girl. What happened?
Speaker 11 (31:34):
So, basically, like if he was getting ready to go
to sleep.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Or something, he would position himself I guess to be
comfortable with his hands in his hands, and basically I
guess he didn't wash from the day and his hand smelled.
So there was one time we were laying in the
bed and we were about to go to sleep, and
I guess he just made like a motion with his
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hand and I caught a whiff of it and I said,
I know that's not your hands that smell like that,
and he's like.
Speaker 9 (32:07):
Uh, I don't.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
I mean, I don't think.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
So I said, smell your hands now, and he smelled them.
Speaker 11 (32:13):
He's like, oh my gosh, they think I said go.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Wash your.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
He had booty hands, so his hands smell like booty. Yes, exactly, so, jess.
So I understand this dude would like go to bed,
put his hands up his booty and like that type
of position of himself for bed. Yes, yes, thank Dame Sarah.
(32:41):
This gives some of our questions and answers. I hope
you realize that yes, okay, okay, okay. Does he look
like somebody who sleeps with his hands up his r end?
Absolutely not, Okay, absolutely, it's a big fan puppeteering himself.
I guess, yeah, okay, okay. And the worst part is
fake Dame Sarah. He's probably has done that his entire life,
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and we'll keep doing it until forever. Yeah, I think so, okay,
fake Dame Sarah. One second, you were in the year
running both for your favorite overtext nine to nine three
three eight. I'd noticed there's no fellas calling about their
girlfriends doing embarrassing stuff. It's just dudes doing embarrassing stuff.
Speaker 22 (33:20):
Looks like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
An intern John in your morning show. Yeah, Jase, you
missed it.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Second date update on intern John in your morning show.
You meet somebody, could be on app, could be out
in the wild. You think there's a real connection, You
think that maybe this person could be the one, but
then they stop talking to you. We try to figure
out exactly what is going on. Let me go Ian,
good morning, good morning. So let's walk through this. You
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and Jessica actually met in the wild.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
Yeah we met. It was like two weeknds ago for Halloween,
but like you know, like my actually Halloween, but like
a thing, and we were.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
The first yes, yes, yes, of the.
Speaker 9 (34:03):
Multiple yeah we uh and we hit it off awesome,
Like we were at this bar and just had a
great time, and we made plan to you know, to
get together like in a week or so, and like
I have been texting her, I've been calling off. It's
like it just hurt nothing. And so it came down
(34:25):
to like when we were supposed to actually go out,
and the day of just completely went cold.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Okay, And so just understand, so two weekends ago you met,
you made plans for the for the following week, which
would be last week. We get to the day of
the day and this was the dinner and drinks yeah
and she does nothing.
Speaker 9 (34:46):
Yeah, no, nothing at all. And I just I'm so
confused because I thought we have such a good time.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
You know, did you guys meet two weekends ago out
at the bar Halloween and make plans like that and
not like hey we'll I'll see next Wednesday or is
like the next day, like, hey, I had a great
time meeting you. I want to see you next week,
because could it be that perhaps Jessica is sipping the
kool aid and just god, yeah, no.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
It seems like we were pretty it was a pretty
genuine plan and we were.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Saying did you did you guys make plans that night though?
Or was it like the next day, Like, hey, it
was nice meeting you. I love to take you a
dinner next week.
Speaker 9 (35:23):
No, we made plans that night, okay, on the exact day,
but it was going to be the you know, the
next week.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Okay, and then when you met her, was she with
her friends or she with a group of girls? How
did that go?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
We like just kind of both kind of ended up
at this party, but like we ended up spending all
of our time pretty much together and we just really
hit it all.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah, okay, And I guess in your mind here we
are now a week or move from when we're supposed
to go on a date. You just want to know, like, hey,
was it something I said? Was it never gonna happen?
Did something come up that? I guess That's where it's
like like you'd just rather, you know, pull that bandy
off now as opposed to pursue further.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Is that fair, right, Yeah, and like, is she okay?
Because she just completely dropped off the pit.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
And let me ask you this, just as a side note,
how long had you been single prior to I guess?
I mean not even how long have you been single for?
Speaker 9 (36:19):
Oh man, that's too long.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
Probably I've been.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
I've been single a while.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Okay, So she's gonna get nice, So let's call her,
try to get her on and get her side on
one second, because that's my only worries that if you
made the plans.
Speaker 10 (36:33):
The day of a Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I know how my halloweens went.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Yeah, I would probably forget same thing.
Speaker 13 (36:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Hello, Hello, Hey is this Jessica? Yes, hey, Jessica, it's
interns John. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
Can we talk to you in the show real quick
about something nothing bad, Just need like forty five seconds
of your time?
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Okay, awesome, we're doing something the show called second date
up Date. I got someone the other line here, en
if you want to stay hello. Heyesica nailed that, and
so Jessica Ian told us you guys met a couple
of weeks ago at Halloween number one. I guess the
first weekend of Halloween, you guys hit off. He made
plients to do dinner and drinks, but that he hasn't
(37:22):
heard from you that you kind of blew him off.
So we're trying to get your side and see where
you're at.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (37:32):
Well, I mean, I don't really know what to say
other than I I did some digging around, okay, and
I found out that three of my friends are already
talking to him as well.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
And I did that.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
And I don't I'm gonna cut you off, Taska. So
you did some digging around?
Speaker 15 (37:58):
How I went on Instagram and I saw our mutual friends, okay,
and I talked to my friends that knew him apparently,
and I asked like, hey, what is he like, Like
what do you think of this guy? And they were like,
oh yeah, I went out with him recently and it
was like the same situation as me.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Okay, are they had I unders say, that could be odd?
Are they actively talking to him or they have been
on a date with him in the past.
Speaker 15 (38:29):
Dat in the past, but like, I don't know, it
seems like he's maybe like a playboy type. Where did
they I mean, these were recent dates?
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Well, did your friends say they got that vibe? Or
they say that they feel anything with him, and that's
why there's no.
Speaker 15 (38:45):
No, they didn't say that, but I just it was
like too many people at once, like they all had
been dating him.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
It's weird, okay, and your thoughts.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Can I just like ask, like, what have I done
wrong at all? I don't. I had no idea that
I hadn't like, was following some of your friends on Instagram,
And I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I guess let me ask Jessica. Because it is odd
in theory, Ian has done nothing wrong because you guys
aren't in a relationship. I means, so if you aren't
officially dating, if it was other people besides your friends,
does that make a difference or is it just because
it's your friends that's why you're a little bit like WHOA, No.
Speaker 15 (39:27):
I think it would be anyone.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Like I mean, I take one person at a time.
Speaker 15 (39:31):
I don't really date all at once.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Okay, you know all these people?
Speaker 9 (39:36):
Hold on, wait, no, I've met you one time. We've
never even actually been on one official date. I met
you and we hit it off. Yeah, why am I
being like? Why are you punishing me because I just
happened to have gone on a date with one of
like somebody you.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Know, that's not right at all.
Speaker 15 (39:56):
I'm not I wouldn't say I'm punishing you. I just
I'm not interested.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Okay, person, let me let me, let me just this.
I'm gonna put you guys in hold. Are you team
Ian or Team Jessica? You can go here, you can.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Go get caught up with intern Johnny your morning shows
in case you.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Missed it, and welcome to the show, the One, the Only.
Jason Derulo, how are you doing, sir? Amazing? Amazing man?
How about good?
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Well?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Here we are. We're two months away, are sold out
DC jingle Ball presented by Capitol One. It's been a
minute since we've seen you on the jingle Ball stage,
which is very exciting. I got to ask though, First
of all, dude, I was blown today. I mean, you
obviously know this. What do you say, turned fifteen in August? Oh?
Speaker 6 (40:37):
Wow?
Speaker 23 (40:38):
No, I didn't actually know that two thousand and nine, dude, Damn,
I was I was six.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
I feel like that, dude, I feel like that. That Uh,
that kind of hurt my soul. But that's gotta be.
I mean, fifteen years of you kind of live in
the dream and making hits. Man, how do you even
put that in the words? Oh that I mean, it's incredible.
I honestly thought it was. Uh, I was stuck at
that fourteen. So it's actually hit fifteen.
Speaker 23 (41:06):
Wow, that is unbelievable, man, Really, really a big shout
out to the fans.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
Man.
Speaker 23 (41:12):
Honestly, it's been It's been a hell of a ride.
I've literally had the time of my life making these songs, man,
and going out there and performing them. So looking forward
to jingle Ball, man, so we can celebrate together.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Hell yeah. What's the cooler feeling as an artist?
Speaker 6 (41:26):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (41:27):
When you do a song like what you say for
the first time and people recognize that. That's a great
feeling obviously, But now here we are fifteen years later
when it starts playing the fans are still as excited.
What's the cooler reaction as the artist? The first time
a song gets the pop or like years later it
made a difference in submay an impact. It really never
(41:48):
gets old, man.
Speaker 23 (41:49):
It feels exactly like the first time, you know, every
single time, and even even now, you know, like putting
out a song fifteen years later, you know, put out
make me happy? And seeing people doing you know, the
the all these dances and creating videos and you know,
it's just these kinds of things. They never get old.
(42:11):
Being a small part of someone's life. It's the gift
that keeps on giving. Yeah, you bring up being a
part of somebody's life, because it is true. Your music
has been played proms, high school dances, weddings. I mean,
you've literally people have grown up listening to Jason Drula.
But I wonder, is it weird now with the world
we're in with TikTok and everything, there could be somebody
(42:34):
today who doesn't necessarily know all this stuff in the
past and they're just discovering like the very first album.
Is that weird as an artist now where it's like, oh,
I wouldn't even think they didn't realize I've been doing
this for a minute. Yes, it's crazy to think that.
I feel like there's been different generations to be introduced
(42:56):
to my music. I feel like the pandemic, like during
the pandemic, I mean, if you think about it, I
mean that was was that like like.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Four years ago?
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Now?
Speaker 23 (43:04):
Yeah, great, so four years ago. If you were if
you were twelve years old four years ago, you know
you're now now sixteen, you know, and and I don't
know that a twelve year old would necessarily know who
Jason Derulo was, But yeah, it's it's it's interesting, man like,
like if you're able to do it for this long,
(43:25):
I just I just feel like it's it's a blessing,
right And I've worked my butt off for a lot
of years too, you know, to to to be able
to put out these songs. You know, I have the
same kind of grit, same kind of hunger, same kind
of work ethic that I had in the beginning, you
know what I'm saying. And I make more songs than
probably somebody that is that is hungry and that once
(43:47):
it really bad. You know, I still make more songs
than everyone. I feel like, well, that's what I was
going to ask.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Because you've had a long, like very successful career, the
hunger is obviously still there. Is it fun for you?
Is writing more of like a therapeutic thing? Do you
ever think one day you can fully stop doing music
or will always somewhat be there.
Speaker 23 (44:06):
We'll always someone be there for me personally, because I
it's my favorite thing to do to create songs, literally
is my favorite to like I'll even just like go
in there and it's literally like my therapy. It's my
it's my recreation, it's you know, all of the above.
(44:29):
You know, it's my my favorite thing to do to
stop everything that I'm doing and be like, yo, I'm
going down to the studio and I literally had the
time of my life when I'm doing it. So I
can't see myself like ever really stopping making music. Maybe
one day I may stop releasing music, I don't know,
but definitely won't stop making music.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
What's the weirdest licensing requests you've heard of when it
comes to your music where it's like some weird commercial
or like now we're not doing that, you know what,
I I never really it never really made it to me.
Speaker 23 (45:03):
Nothing really weird. I mean it's it's it's always it's
always dope though to see uh, your songs and movies
and TV shows, you know, uh, you got like the
what what I think is really cool when it's on
on those shows like Dancing with the Stars yea, or
you know it's like American Idol the Voice, Yeah, it's
cool to see somebody else's rendition.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Sure, speaking movies, i'd you're missed by it in Nass.
Obviously you're involved in Cats. Was that I thought that
thing was way that's blown out of a portion? Were
you surprised at the reaction when the first trailer came
out because I thought it was what everybody would.
Speaker 23 (45:38):
Expect as a Cats movie. It's one of most famous plays. Yeah,
I mean, I I don't think. I mean, I think
it got blown out of proportion. I would say that,
but yeah, man, And you know, everything you take swings, man,
and sometimes things are uh bigger than you thought. And
sometimes things don't work quite as you thought they would.
(45:58):
You know, you just take it away and as solid
and it's part of the journey.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
We're excited to see you on stage our DC jingle
Ball present by Capital One. One last final question. Do
you have any idea how many calories you burn on
stage like for a full hour show?
Speaker 23 (46:13):
I do, because I sometimes I'll wear a uh. I
don't want to say it because they can awe me
some money like those. Yeah, man, and I burned about
a thousand calories for for a show.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
Damn about about a twelve hundred. Listen, Jason Drilla, always
a pleasure, my friend. Will see you in December, say
it travels and tell them, buddy, my boy.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
This is injured John and your morning shows and you
missed it? Fake named the call good morning, good morning.
You're confashion girl? What you got for us?
Speaker 17 (46:51):
When I was in college, this guy broke up with me,
and I went against my roommate's advisement and I made
a fake Instagram to try to see what he was
up to.
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Girl, Now did we populate it with like photos? Do
we pretend to be somebody else? Totally pretended to be
someone else?
Speaker 17 (47:11):
I didn't actually work all the way, but we definitely
tried it.
Speaker 5 (47:16):
Okay, And so did you make this profile? Did you
follow your ex boyfriend? Or was it literally just like
wash his stuff?
Speaker 17 (47:23):
I followed him?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Okay? Did you ever talk to him as this other person?
Speaker 9 (47:29):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (47:29):
No, I could not go that far.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yeah it was close. I think that they have a
little fen stuff. Yeah, I mean that's okay. Fake Dame Nicole,
one second, you're in the running. I vote for your
favorite over text nine nine three three eight let me
go fake name Mike, good morning, good man? Laid on
me what you got?
Speaker 6 (47:50):
So about three years ago, I was I found out
that my extra shee on me and I knew that. Yeah,
so I knew that she was like playing her time
and getting like all this extra overtime and all this
other stuff, and so I honestly reported it and she
ended up getting fired.
Speaker 5 (48:10):
Good man, did you guys work together?
Speaker 6 (48:14):
We did?
Speaker 5 (48:14):
We did.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
We worked at the same Uh. If it's a financial firm, it's.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Kind of badass because it's like technically enjoying wrong.
Speaker 6 (48:22):
Yeah, and you he's the interesting part is like she
was sleeping with the boss.
Speaker 11 (48:26):
So that's how I found out.
Speaker 6 (48:27):
I found out, Like I was on a on a
trip and it was just weird how they were at
the same place at the same time. Yeah, like the
whole time that I was there.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
And uh, so leave the story by guy. That's insane.
So you're you guys are dating for how long?
Speaker 6 (48:43):
About a year and a half.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
So how long did she working up with the boss for?
Speaker 6 (48:48):
You know, Honestly, I don't know. I couldn't tell you.
I don't know. I knew they were very familiar. We had,
you know, done some some parties and happy hours and
things like that. So yeah, it was I they were
familiar with you there, and it might uncommon for you
do have to work out with things to kind of happen.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
But yeah, okay, I tell you was the boss married?
Speaker 6 (49:11):
The boss was married?
Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yeah, okay, all right, fake name Mike one second, you're
in the running. That's wild, dude, that's a lie.
Speaker 24 (49:19):
Also messy, fake name Abby?
Speaker 5 (49:22):
Good morning, Good morning, your confession. What you got for us?
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Girl?
Speaker 11 (49:29):
So I wasn't always the best mom. I've gotten my
fult and trouble, but my daughter and my grandson doesn't
live home, and I am gradually high school this year.
So I'm very proud of her for that. Yeah she wait,
she didn't give up, but she was bullied. But she's
back at the same school and I actually got her
a cruise to Jamaica for graduation.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Oh that's exciting. That's very cool. I mean, so, are
you gonna tell her because me graduations a few months away?
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Are we keeping a secret and well them fake d
them having or what's your plan?
Speaker 6 (50:02):
Actually?
Speaker 11 (50:03):
If I end up getting to go, it's gonna tell
her the night of it.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
So that's cool. And how long we going for? How
long youing?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
For?
Speaker 6 (50:15):
A couple of times?
Speaker 5 (50:16):
The chritis is, Oh that's so cool. That'll be so okay, yeah,
it'd be really cool, like uh yeah, now you're ready
to go. That's one of those like core memories.
Speaker 10 (50:28):
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
My dad used to always do like, like one day
a year he would take my brother and I out
of school if there's a day game from the Minnesota
Twins baseball and we go, we go, and we go
to baseball game. That's one of the coolest things. Now.
He tells the story that my mom hated the idea,
and then my mom didn't want to have any fun,
which I tend to believe you guys are my mother.
Speaker 6 (50:46):
Way.
Speaker 10 (50:46):
She's like, oh, you have the flu. You think you
think you might die?
Speaker 12 (50:49):
I don't think so you're going If I touched the
remote when I was sick, she would send me to school. Really,
she was so scary. My mom terrified me. My brother
was like, no scared my mom and my mom w
be on my door. We were like, oh, you're watching TV.
Must not be that's get ready.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
That sucks. Can you watch the Prices right when you
were sick?
Speaker 10 (51:04):
No, that was the best part of being sick.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
It sucks.
Speaker 12 (51:06):
I had the flu and my my aligibra teacher called
her and was like, hey, Megan, your daughter is like,
not okay, you need to come get back and get
her because she dropped me off because my teacher was
my lacrosse coach. Okay, so she like literally was like,
why did your mom make you come in?
Speaker 10 (51:22):
Go get out because I've been out in school because
I was so sick with the flu.
Speaker 5 (51:27):
Now, in defense of your mother.
Speaker 10 (51:29):
She's a saint, she's a lovely lady.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
You Shelby Sauce, the princess of Pasadena. Yeah, once tried
to find spells to make a rain, so you had
to miss lacrosse practice.
Speaker 12 (51:38):
And my mom scared me. I couldn't just be like
I'm any mental health day. She's like, okay, you can
take that to the field.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
Like didn't exist in the early two thousands.
Speaker 10 (51:47):
She did not care.
Speaker 19 (51:48):
John, how are you going to call Sauce out for
trying to do that when you literally tried.
Speaker 5 (51:52):
To take a heart attack. You got out of a
math test.
Speaker 10 (51:54):
In first bread.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
I didn't try to. I did, yeah the story I
nearly died. Yeah, so and first grade test, which is
embarrassing because he hadn't been anything. But I was like,
I know I'll do and I thinked a heart attack
to try it out of it. Yeah, I was playing
the long game.
Speaker 12 (52:08):
My mom had the Birds and the Bees talk with
me in ninth grade because I was throwing up like
sick and I had the cross worm and she's like, there,
so you know, this is what morning sickness feels like.
And she's like, you're annoying on the field. That was
like my first month of ninth grade. I think, kill
it on a cross coach, Like, why is she throwing
up behind the gold post. Moms like, she's.
Speaker 5 (52:29):
Fine, it's not pregnancy.
Speaker 10 (52:31):
She's we just had to talk. She knows everything.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
I know you're thinking it's not pregnancy.
Speaker 12 (52:36):
She's a little sick, but that's her fault.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
My great way to be like, hey, just so you
know this could be.
Speaker 12 (52:41):
She's like, just so you know, this is what it
feels like. Like you think you feel bad, now, don't
don't mess up your future. So we're here out the car.
But yeah, yeah, good time.
Speaker 23 (52:54):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 22 (52:55):
Intern John in your morning shows.
Speaker 5 (52:58):
It fake name call, good morning, good morning, your confashion girl.
What you got for us.
Speaker 17 (53:05):
When I was in college, this guy broke up with
me and I went against my roommate's advisement and I
made a fake Instagram to try to see what he
was up to.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
Girl, Now, did we populate it with like photos? Do
we pretend to be somebody else?
Speaker 18 (53:22):
Totally pretended to be someone else.
Speaker 17 (53:25):
I didn't actually work all the way, but we definitely
tried it.
Speaker 5 (53:30):
Okay, And so did you make this profile? Did you
follow your ex boyfriend? Or is it literally just like
wash his stuff?
Speaker 17 (53:37):
I followed him?
Speaker 5 (53:38):
Okay? Did you ever talk to him as this other person?
Speaker 9 (53:42):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (53:43):
No, I could not go that far.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Yeah, it was close. I think that they have a
little fence staff.
Speaker 16 (53:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
I mean that's okay. Fall one second, you're in the running.
I vote for your favorite over text nine ninety three
three eight let me go fake name Mike, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (54:00):
Ed, good morning? How are you?
Speaker 5 (54:01):
Good man? Laid on me what you got?
Speaker 6 (54:03):
So about three years ago, I was I found out
that my ex is she now me and I knew
that she Yeah, so I knew that she was like
playing her time and getting like all this extra overtime
and all this other stuff, and so I honestly you
reported it and she ended up getting fired. Good man.
Speaker 5 (54:25):
Did you guys work together?
Speaker 6 (54:27):
We did?
Speaker 24 (54:28):
We did?
Speaker 6 (54:28):
We work at the same Uh? It's a financial firm.
Speaker 5 (54:32):
It's kind of badass because it's like technically enjoying wrong.
Speaker 6 (54:36):
Yeah, and did you hear the interesting part is like
she was sleeping with the boss. So that's how I
found I found out, Like I was on a on
a trip and it was just weird how they were
at the same place at the same time. Yeah, like
the whole time that I was there.
Speaker 5 (54:49):
And uh soave of the story. Guy, that's insane. So
you're you guys are dating for how long?
Speaker 6 (54:56):
About a year and a half?
Speaker 5 (54:59):
Yea, So how long did looking up with the boss for?
Speaker 6 (55:02):
You know, honestly, I don't know. I couldn't tell you.
I don't know. I knew they were very familiar. We had,
you know, done some some parties and happy hours and
things like that. So yeah, it was they were familiar
with you there and it wasn't uncommon for you know,
have to work out with things to kind of happen.
Speaker 5 (55:19):
So but yeah, okay, I couldn't tell you was the
boss married?
Speaker 6 (55:25):
The boss was married?
Speaker 5 (55:26):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, all right, fake name Mike one second,
you're in the running. That's wild, dude, that's a lie,
a messy.
Speaker 24 (55:33):
Yeah, fake name Abby Good morning, Good morning, your confession.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
What you got for us?
Speaker 6 (55:41):
Girl?
Speaker 11 (55:43):
So I wasn't always the best mom. I've gotten my
fult and so bols, but my.
Speaker 6 (55:48):
Daughter and my.
Speaker 11 (55:48):
Grandson doesn't live home, and I am.
Speaker 6 (55:52):
She gradually high school this year, so.
Speaker 11 (55:53):
I'm very proud of her for that.
Speaker 6 (55:54):
Yeah she wait, she didn't give up, but she was bullying.
Speaker 11 (55:58):
But she's back at the same school and I actually
got her a cruise to Jamaica for graduation.
Speaker 5 (56:03):
Oh that's exciting, that's very cool. I mean, so, are
you gonna tell her because me graduations a few months away?
Speaker 6 (56:12):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (56:12):
Are we keeping a secret and tell them? Faked them? Aby?
Or what's your plan?
Speaker 11 (56:16):
Actually, if I end up getting to go, it's gonna tell.
Speaker 6 (56:19):
Her the night of it.
Speaker 5 (56:22):
That's cool. And how long we're going for? How long
you going for a couple of times the Chris is,
oh that's so cool. So okay, yeah, it'd be really cool, Like, uh,
now you're ready to go. That's one of those like
core memories.
Speaker 10 (56:42):
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 5 (56:43):
My dad used to always do like, like one day
a year he would take my brother and I out
of school if there's a day game for the Minnesota
Twins baseball and we go, we go, we go to
baseball game. That's one of the coolest things.
Speaker 17 (56:52):
Now.
Speaker 5 (56:52):
He tells the story that my mom hated the idea
and then my mom didn't want to have any fun,
which I tend to believe you guys are my mother.
Speaker 10 (57:00):
It's the same way. She's like, oh, you have the flu.
You think you think you might die?
Speaker 12 (57:03):
I don't think, so you're going If I touched the
remote when I was sick, she would send me to school. Really,
she was so scary. My mom terrified me. My brother
was like not scared of my mom. And my mom
would be on my door. We're like, oh, you're watching TV.
Must not be that, say get ready?
Speaker 5 (57:15):
That sucks? And can I watch the Prices right when
you were sick?
Speaker 10 (57:18):
No, that was the best part of being sick.
Speaker 5 (57:20):
It sucks.
Speaker 12 (57:20):
I had the flu and my my Aligibra teacher called
her and was like, hey, Megan, your daughter is like
not okay, you need to come get back and get
her because she dropped me off. Because my teacher was
my lacrosse coach. So she like literally was like, why
did your mom make you come in? Go get out?
Because I've been out of school because I was so sick.
Speaker 10 (57:40):
With the flu.
Speaker 5 (57:41):
Now, in defense of your mother.
Speaker 10 (57:43):
She's a saint, she's a lovely lady.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
You Shelby Sauce, the princess of Pasadena. Yeah, once tried
to find spells to make a rain so you had
to miss lacrosse practice.
Speaker 12 (57:51):
So my mom scared me. I couldn't just be like,
I'm any mental health day. She's like, okay, you can
take that to the field.
Speaker 5 (58:00):
Exists in the early two thousands.
Speaker 10 (58:01):
She did not care.
Speaker 19 (58:02):
How are you going to call Sauce out for trying
to do that when you literally tried to take a
heart attack to got out of a math test.
Speaker 5 (58:08):
In first grade. I didn't try to. I did. Yeah,
I nearly died. Yeah. So and again first first grade test,
which is embarrassing because it couldn't have been anything. But
I was like, I know, I'll do and I faked
a heart attack to try it out of it. Yeah,
I was playing the long game.
Speaker 12 (58:21):
My mom had the Birds and the Bees talk with
me in ninth grade because I was throwing up like
sick and I had the cross worm and she's like,
so you know, this is what morning sickness feels like.
And she's like you're going on the field. That was
like my first month of ninth grade. I think, kill
it a cross coach, Like, why is she throwing up
behind the gold post Moms.
Speaker 5 (58:42):
Like, she's fine, it's not pregnancy.
Speaker 10 (58:45):
She's we just had to talk. She knows everything.
Speaker 5 (58:47):
I know you're thinking, yeah, it's not pregnancy.
Speaker 12 (58:49):
She's a little sick, but that's her fault.
Speaker 5 (58:53):
My great way to be like, hey, just so you
know this could be.
Speaker 12 (58:55):
She's like, just so you know, this is what it
feels like. Like you think you feel bad, now, don't
don't mess up your future. Wow, we're here the car.
Speaker 5 (59:04):
Yeah, yeah, just the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Intern John and your Morning.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
Shows it and that does it for another I see
why am I in case you miss it?
Speaker 5 (59:17):
With yours truly? My name is Hoodie.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
You can follow me on all the social media's at
Andrew Hoody to see cute pictures of me and my
wife Mora. Plus you know my dog Teddy, He's adorable.
Get to stare that dog every day if I could.
I mean, I have to because you know, he's part
of the family. It's what we do. But I do
hope you have a great week. See everything you missed.
Speaker 5 (59:34):
From the show. Maybe it's our live podcast night.
Speaker 4 (59:36):
You want to check out Intern John's new comedy album
That's Number one, which is awesome, is phenomenal hype for him.
I've downloaded it, listened to it at least probably like
five times by now. Check out everything at YMSS Radio
on all the socials or y miss radio dot com.
With the holidays mainly Thanksgiving vastly approaching us, don't worry.
We have a ton of content to keep entertained, whether
it's videos, whether you want to hear us on all
(59:58):
the podcast forms you can.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
We can go back, go back, like three years.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
We can keep you entertained for as long as you want,
especially on those Thanksgiving road trips. But don't worry. Still
got ic, Why am I through the rest of the year.
But I do hope you have a great week and
until then, I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 13 (01:00:13):
Just want a sneak peek In Monday's show, he Intern
John and your Morning show on their socials at YMS Radio.
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