BONUS: A Row Boat Isn't The Best Getaway Vehicle...

If you're looking for a getaway vehicle you might not want to pick a rowboat! Find out why with Intern John, Shelby Sos, and Rose as we learn about this viral robbery story and more!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
In turn, John in your morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
A Happy Monday, friends, Welcome to the show, Intern John
is my name, Shelby Sauce. Hello, Hello Rose, good morning,
Good morning Derek Hoodie. So they're all here on this
eve of a jingle ball. Look at that beat Christmas party?
I get to that. How my parents been holding up
as well? Nine ninety three three eight to text dms
are open at WYMUS Radio. For whatever reason, the last

(00:24):
couple of weeks, there's been a bunch of stories coming
in about dumb criminals, like the guy that tried to
rob the church where the priest was a.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Former MMA fighter.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh yeah yeah to Washington State deputies have arrested a
man and a woman who were accused of stealing thousands
of dollars in jewelry and then try and escape on foot,
by car, and by rowboat. Okay, so it happened last Tuesday.
Police recalled by Burgerley from a shipping container fees and

(00:52):
stolen one thousand dollars in jewelry were fleeing the area
in suv. They then crashed the suv in a rollover accident.
They then ran off before stealing a rowboat on a bay.
They were using plywood in or to propel it, but
started taking on water.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
So they jumped in the water and they swam to
shore and.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Like a thousand dollars like worth of stuff, thousand, eleven thousand. Now,
but like, dude, if the rowboat is your best option, yeah,
probably you're probably not gonna win.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
And there's only one or yeah that that's one of
those like high pressure situations where can you imagine I
go faster?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Where are you going to go in the rowboat to
the other side of the lake. And then they are
like hops there.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
See this boat can go under water. You know what
I'm saying the cops, so they're to arrest them. Obviously,
police haven't said if the solen jewelry was recovered. So hey,
number one, maybe don't steal. Yeah, if you do, don't
roll your vehicle, don't run, and then don't get in
a boat.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
You don't run if you're stealing. That's the it's fair.
It turns you Dohnny morning.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Shown John in your morning show. Yo,