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December 19, 2024 12 mins
We're counting down the five best War of the Roses of 2024! These Roses are some of the most hilarious, talked about, or interesting Roses of 2024 and deserve being honored with another go-around! 

  
The FOURTH best War of the Roses featured Tina and Greg who have been dating for about three months and while things for the most part have been great, Tina has started to notice some weird things. Last weekend Tina and Greg ordered Uber Eats and Tina saw that the most recent order for Greg was for cat toys even though Greg has told Tina he doesn’t have a cat since she is allergic to them. At the same time, Tina also found cat litter stashed in Greg’s closet so she decided to use a lint roller to see if there was an actual cat or someone else in the apartment and saw that a ton of cat fur was on the lint roller. Find out what‘s really going on in this War of the Roses! 
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
War of the Roses interns John in your morning show.
You think the person you went to stepping out, you
think things don't add up. We track figure exactly what's
going on, Uh, Tina, good.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, yeah, I've been going through the email and this
is one of the oddest situations. Let's get into this.
You and Greg have been together for how long?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Just a few months, but like solids a few months,
you know, like we're a couple.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You know, we're at SI for sure.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah, and you don't live together.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, but this all kind of stems from what's happening
at his place. So walk me through kind of the
domino effect of the last couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah. Thanks, So about two weeks ago, he.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
We ordered in and we did it through Uber Eats,
and so, you know, I just fall into to take
care of that, and I noticed there was a receipt from.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
A pet store on there. When I looked, it.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Was for cat toys. Oh, we don't have he doesn't
have a cat. I know we don't live together, but
I mean, first of all, I'm allergic to cats.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, sure, okay, So when you went to order Uber
EAT's like one of the most recent deliveries was cat toys.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
Yes, yeah, okay, that's weird, that's kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Okay, just go get it.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah god, I didn't thinking about that. Yeah. I was
just focused on the cat toys, thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah okay, and then going.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, So then I noticed every time I went over there,
my sinuses, Like I said, I'm severely allergic to cats.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh, he doesn't have a cat.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
And every time I go over there, guys, my sinuses
would just clog up.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I would just feel so much congestion.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
And page you're a reaction, Yes, interesting, okay, But.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Then there's more.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I did. I did tell him, I'm like, I feel
like there's a cat in.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
This house, like, and he's like, you're crazy. Of course,
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
You're alertic guy would never But then I went in
his closet to get something. We were going out and
I needed a baseball cap and for the sun and
anyway in the closet.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Was can it matter? What the hell?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, And that's accrey of the email. We asked him
about that. He said he uses that to stand his
sidewalks went snowy.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, that's just Yeah, that's what I want to believe it,
but it just doesn't.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
And that's the final thing. You guys might think I'm crazy.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I feel like I'm going crazy because he's so sincere
when I bring it up.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
But it's like, Dave, I love you like no, Like,
why would I do that? I know you're allergic to
callous So I okay, I went and got my lint roller.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, was in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I put the lint roller back and forth.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
On the couch.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, and guys, there was actual hair hat hair on
his couch.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
So let's let's do this, Tina. We'll have sauce cough
from the flower shop. Off from the roses should go
to you certainly if they don't mean it's not answers
for you.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Well.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Wore the roses an intern Johnny Morny Show wore the
Roses intern john in your morning show Tea. Let me
recap this. You and Greg been together a few months. Uh,
this all kind of started a spiral a few weeks back.
You're over his place, you guys to order in opened
up the Uber eats them. One of the most recent
deliveries was from Pet Smart to his place, delivering cat toys.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
He doesn't have a cat.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You are allergic to cats, you notice around that time
you started getting like weird allergic reactions to being at
his place. You then found kitty litter, which he said
he uses to stand his sidewalks in the winter.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
It's may I could just be holding on to the
next winner though.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's fair, that's fair. Yeah, And then he did the
lint roller to his couch. You saw there was what
appears to be cat hair on the couch.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Is that fair?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
You're right, I would appears to be cat hair, baby,
And so.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I guess then what I want to clarify is your
reason for doing roses is the thought would be maybe
somebody's bringing over a cat, like maybe a girlfriend or
whomever is.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Bringing a cat over.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, my God doesn't trust him. But then I think
I feel like I'm going crazy, guys, because he's so
sacier when I bring it up.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
The other thing I would say, too, is odd and
I get I'm not a cat guy. I've heard cats
don't travel well, so I feel like they'd be a
lot of work to they don't bring it assumes right
because you can leave cat home alone for true, like
so to bring a cat over. And I guess another
question would be how often are you at Greg's place?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh that's a great question. I would say like three
to four, maybe five times a week. I mean we're
pretty we're pretty tight.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
But there is a window where somebody else could be there.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh god, yeah and no remains.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
No.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Okay, so that's this.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
We have sauce coff from the flower company off from
the roses. They should go to you. If they go
to you, we'll put them on hold suit you want
to do. If they don't, we'll get some answers for you. Okay, awesome.
One second. It's a lot of.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
Work that is, especially like the litter and everything.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, and I have to steff that up and.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I feel like I'm going crazy. I want to leave him.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Hi is this Greg?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Greg?

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Hi, this is Paris.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
I'm calling you from a new local flower shop. We're
called Wyamus Flowers. We're doing some new marketing where we're
offering a free bouquet of roses to people, just hoping
that they'll come back to us for future occasions.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Is that something that you'd be interested.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
In what they're offering free flowers.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
No catch, No, it's just.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Like we're new the area. We're trying to get our
product out there in homes or you know, businesses, and
then just like maybe you'll come back to us for
birthdays or holidays.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, I can do that.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'd like to help you guys out company starting out
in town.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Okay, thank you. Can I just get a name for
who you want to send them to.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Please put Tina down?

Speaker 7 (07:00):
Tina, okay, And.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Then I'm just like keeping record of everything just in
case you do come back.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
And then so what is she to you?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Uh, she's my girlfriend. We've been dating for you know,
a few months now.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Okay cool? And then what do you want the card
to say? So it's like, you know, just like one
of those small little cards to come with flowers.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, put down. Since you say I don't do romantic
stuff in your face?

Speaker 6 (07:35):
In your face, ha, that's adorable. These are definitely romantic though, too.
Do you mind I just put you on hold for
a minute while I get these together so we can
like get them off today.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Okay, right cool, Tina, man a few words so we
can hang up and this never happened. If you want
to talk to him, we can do that as well,
but it's kind of in your court.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, I don't. I think it's funny that you find
it romantic. I don't find like are cute. I don't know.
I don't think that was cute what he did. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
We're not saying we're not saying it it's cute.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Can we just directly have a conversation with him?

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, Home, I want hey, gregy man, I got come clean.
My name's interned John. I got sauce here as well.
We're doing a War of the Roses on the show.
I have your girlfriend Tina on the line. Tina, if
you want to say hello.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Hey Greg?

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Perfect so Greg. The reason we're here. Tina reached out
to us because she thought something shady was going. Who
do you have a cat in your place?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Man?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Are somebody coming over bringing a pet over?

Speaker 6 (08:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, no, no, no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, but so Tina saw the Uber East order of
cat toys. We have the kittie litter. She's found cat
for on your couch.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
A cat order, no order cat, no cat toys. Yes,
you order cat toys to your place. She saw the order.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I don't remember doing that.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Okay, well it happened though, Okay, so what why who's
bringing the cat?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I don't know. No one's bringing a cat over. I mean,
so what's going on?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm getting down here by the second one.

Speaker 8 (09:40):
I'm trying to start aside business. I guess where I'm
going to start watching people's pets, and I'm gonna I'm
starting with cats, and it's just kind of I'm just
kind of getting a rolling, I guess.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
But I don't cat.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
You just said that you don't even know about the
cat order. Now you're saying you have you have a
cat business that you're starting.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
You Yeah, I remember ordering the cat toys. Yeah, but
that's for the business, I mean babysitting cats.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, Greg sog craig My, you're gonna make it for
my head through a walt. So why would you not
tell your girlfriend about your side business that's about a Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I don't know if it's going to be successful, and
I'm just getting started with it.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And why would you You know your girlfriend's definitely allergic
to cats, why would you choose cats to watch?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, I'm just starting with cats. I just know. I
didn't think about her allergies.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Wow, how much do you charge?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'm charging. I'm going to start charging seventy five dollars
a day.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
And what was the cat name? He watched.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Whiskers with?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (11:04):
The am whiskers?

Speaker 5 (11:05):
How did you find whiskers?

Speaker 8 (11:08):
A friend at work was going to take a trip
and I overheard them talking, and I thought about that, might,
you know, be.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
A good business side?

Speaker 7 (11:21):
What's the fun?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Say Reggie?

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Reggie?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Reggie? What kind of cats whiskers?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I'm not sure what the type of cat is. It's
one of those ones.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't know it kind of cat.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Okay, all right, well this has been great, Tina. Do
you have anything else you want to ask him?

Speaker 8 (11:41):
You know, it's a business I'm trying on the side, Tina,
I'm not you know, I'm not doing anything weird.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I asked you several times why I am seeing cat hair?
Why my algais are inflamed? When I go to your
house and you're like, I don't know. When I say
you know an allergic cats, you said there's.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
No cats here, There's never gonna cast here.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
You're I thought you might be mad at me for
starting the.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
She's allergic to cats. Yes, of course she's going to
be upset.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I didn't realize there was.

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