February 1, 2025 • 50 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three, two one, Start it up, waking Up, This is
Out DC and f Moore Wake up right part of
the show with.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Injured Johnny, Your Moor Show, Yo Tony back again with
another I See why am I?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
In case you missed it?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Where recapped the best fits, the best segments, the best
everything of this past week of intern Johnny Morning Show
and put in one little podcast for you. Enjoy that
way come Monday morning. You know what's going off the
show and are in the know. Kind of like that
the four one one, you're part of the exclusive crew.
Everything about the show. We always love hanging out and
just doing random stories like we get to talk about
(00:40):
it usually involves you know, something went wrong with an X,
but this was kind of the opposite. To start off
this week's in case you missed it, it's and now
We're married stories? What went wrong the first time, maybe
the first couple of times you guys hung out, but
now you guys are married.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Let me get in the district, yell, good morning, good morning,
your hand for an hour married? What happened?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
So we met on Facebook, we talked two weeks, didn't
see each other.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
And I drove two hours for our first date.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
We went zip Lightning, had a great time, and he
went in the night at Walmart to get coffee, which
is great because I.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Thought it was awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
We went to the.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Checkout and he ended up buying a box of condoms
that I had no idea about.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
And I'd be like, no, sim.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Yeah, I turned off, all right, It was definitely turned.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
Off on that whole thing.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
But I mean we we did.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
End up staying with each other, but we didn't do anything, Samielle.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Why you have to bride two hours for the first
date though?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Where is that?
Speaker 9 (01:53):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Well, because I was just getting out of a crazy
relationship and I didn't want anybody in my little area.
But it turns out he actually was a roommate.
Speaker 10 (02:03):
Of a guy who went to high school with So
it was crazy, but.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
I didn't saying, but we didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, not that night, but the next morning, yes.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Oh yes, the next morning. I think he felt bad
because he were he gave me special treat.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, all right, and it would been together how long, Danielle?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Uh going on six years?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Look at that?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
One second you're in the running. My man, that's a
bald move, dude.
Speaker 11 (02:35):
I just I'm sorry, my ex boyfriend. That was the
worst ever. We met on Facebook and he still flew
to me two hours, but he talked at life.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Like I don't know if i'd had the stones to
go and buy no, do you that beforehand?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Like nonchalant.
Speaker 11 (02:50):
I just feel like unprepared, not like we gonna get
some duncan and then like throw some like you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Know, worst case, I got ziplock bags at home. You
know what I'm saying, not the gallons, Maddie, Good morning,
good morning, all right, and now we're married. What happened?
Speaker 8 (03:09):
And now we're married. So Pete twenty eighteen, we met
on Tinder like so many people did, and he was
a true gentleman and picked me up for our first
state let's go, and he had really good style. So
I wore this like sweater dress. It was like the
best thing I had. I thought it was so cute
at the time. But it was hot out that day
that I wasn't expecting, and so in his car it
(03:29):
was like ninety degrees and I was dying. I didn't
want to be like Weddy and gross in our first seat,
so it was like, hey, can you turn on the act?
And this man thought he put on an Oscar worthy performance,
acting like his ac had just broke when he got
to my apartment complex, and so I knew he was
lying to me, and I was like, oh my gosh,
this man's really gonna lie to me on.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Our first seat.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
But yeah, So six years later we're married. We've been
married and it's been great. He doesn't lie to me
anymore because you know, he's a terrible liar.
Speaker 11 (04:03):
Like, oh, no, I have been playing this all because
I can't tell you if it's no.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I get that.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Also, you were going to date someone that was broken,
didn't have acy, but his like high pitched voice, the
way he was like freaking out, like, oh my gosh,
it just grows.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
I was like.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Him so strange, all the windows sound to get that going.
Maddie was second, you're in the in the running, let
me go summer, good morning, Hi, good morning, And now
we're married. What happened?
Speaker 9 (04:32):
So I worked for an orthodonist and I was working
one day and.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
My tooth broke.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
I actually lost a filling and I was like freaking out,
didn't know what I was going to do. And the
boss that I worked for said, well, I have a
friend that's you know, just open to practice, and she said,
I'm sure he's not that busy.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Maybe I can get you in there right away.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
So she called, got me in, went in, got me tooth,
FI left, didn't think anything else of it, And next thing,
you know, you just started showing up at my work
dropping off X rays every now and then.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And uh, I.
Speaker 12 (05:10):
Was gonna say, yeah, I'm married for sixteen years on
the thirtieth and we have two children now, so that
is broken tooth.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
It never would have happened.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, that is so wholesome a hip of violence. Can
I talk to you for a second. What did you say? Nothing?
I say thing? Say it again, you say it again.
Speaker 11 (05:39):
I was gonna be like, you remind me I need
more zip blocks. I was like, that's gonna be taken
out of context because like, that was gross.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What you said? That was gross. What did you just
say about your mouth?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Oh that's what that was his job to fix the filling.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We have high standards on the show.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
You set the zip block bag you think it's just disgusting.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I set the bar so high in this show totally,
and you consistently bring the bar down load. Okay, I
want to Standford aymore, Okay, So this is a this
is a high brow show.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
This is a high risk, high reward show. When we
don't talk about things like.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
That, it is a high risk, high a war show.
That that is also true.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Let me really no more like gross things like what
you said.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I didn't I was talking about ziplock bags. Yeah, you're
talking about filling mouths. You make me feel very comfortable
right now. You're grossing me out. You gross me at
all time, dude.
Speaker 11 (06:33):
Even between the Eric thing and this, Like, I'm getting
out home, may call my mom, be like, mom, please
pick me up.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Do you think she would probably cheeters?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Hi is this Matt? Yes see Hi, my name is Sophie.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
I'm actually calling you from a new flower shop called
Ymess Flowers.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
And you won our weekly contest.
Speaker 13 (07:02):
It's a really interested that's all right.
Speaker 11 (07:05):
I mean you entered it and you're our winner. So
do you just want me.
Speaker 13 (07:09):
To what what did I enter?
Speaker 11 (07:11):
You entered our weekly contest and you want a free
a dozen red roses, So then go wherever in the country. Uh,
We're just trying to get our flowers out there before
Valentine's Day so that people come back.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So hopefully what locally.
Speaker 13 (07:24):
I entered a contest and I won flowers.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
Yeah, we have qrcos all over downtown. So maybe you
were just waiting in line for coffee or something and entered.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (07:35):
I don't either. Do I have to sign up for
anything or any I don't know.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Nope, it's totally free. Don't get your credit card info.
So if you want them today, I'm happy to send
them out today.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
If not, I can just pick it a new winter.
I don't care.
Speaker 13 (07:54):
Is there literally just free flowers I can send anywhere.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (07:56):
We're just trying out to new marketing giving away free flowers.
Hopefully come back. If not, totally cool.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's free.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Don't need anything except for who you're sending them to.
Speaker 13 (08:06):
All right, I swear to God. If you said sam
me for something, I'm gonna come find you.
Speaker 11 (08:09):
But okay, your number and I'm calling you, so I
guess I kind of but you sign yourself up, so
terms the conditions.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
Okay, okay, all right, oh flowers, flowers, I'm sending flowers,
good roses, okay, okay, let's let's let's let's send them
to Hayley h A l E y h.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
A l e y okay.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
And we're just going to make a new profile for
you in case you decide to come back and use
us again for Valentine's Day or just really whenever.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What does she do?
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Is she a friend? Girlfriend, wife, just.
Speaker 13 (08:49):
A just a just a friend of special just special friend,
special friend.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
There are red ros I would think I think they're
romantic if you ask me, well.
Speaker 13 (09:00):
So I'll just call her special friend. Red roses are appropriate.
It's good special friend.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
What do you want the car to say?
Speaker 13 (09:07):
Uh, let's say. Uh, distance is just a number.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Uh see you soon, see you soon. Those are valid questions,
asked Dana. Dana one second, Matt, my interns, John, I
got Sauce and Rose here as well. We're doing a
war the roses on the show.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I knew it.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
What is happening? This is okay, so unbelievable. The reason
we're here, Matt is Dana found. Well, Dan, do you
want to tell how much you found?
Speaker 13 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Yeah, I'd be happy to because You're right, Matt, this
is unbelievable. It's unbelievable that I would find a chissany
bracelet and on my birthday past you and.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Then I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah I found it.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, I thought you were giving.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
It to me.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You're stepping through.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
You don't married in my closet?
Speaker 14 (10:14):
Me?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay, Mat, you guys, say Matt. We are in Tiltena, Clarks.
We have plenty of time. It's be easier for you
and for all. Was involved to number one?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Who is Haley? Haley is a.
Speaker 13 (10:27):
Friend that I met online.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
She's a friend that I met online.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
We're becoming don't forget special friends.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Here's the one, Dana.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You said you wanted us to branch out and meet
more people.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
We spend so much time alone, so I've been reing.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on Matt, does Haley know you have a long term girlfriend?
Speaker 15 (10:53):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, okay, he said, Oh my god, you Okay went
through my mad the roses, Matt. Where on the arenet
did you find Hailey? Because there's a lot of places
you could find somebody.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
We I first saw her on Instagram. We started messaging
here getting.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
That doesn't matter, okay, And then the other question met
whose bracelet. Is it that was going to be for data,
but I don't for the right occasion, which is man,
which is what Matt? I don't know, Matt, I don't know,
(11:36):
Mad Matt. Listen, those races are expensive, so you wouldn't
just buy it for an occasion you don't know of.
Her birthday passed? Why was you gonna give it for
her birthday? Because birthday is because I got her something
else for the birthday?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
That might be Christmas?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
That I mean, who, I have.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Never never seen the sight of you.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
You're such a liar, all right, good old all that.
So yeah, an arbor day bracelet.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Sure four of the roses is creticked and possibly edited
for broadcasts, with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I don't know if legally I have to disclose this,
but I'm gonna do it anyway. This is not financial advice. However,
Hoody found this, so blame him. Andrew Hoodie, Well astrologist.
So this is each zodiac sign's best day for making
money in twenty twenty five, let's go probably springtime for well,
(12:36):
not Rosey. Well, we'll find out, I promise I promise
I get to it. In fact, that was why I
brought it up, because I wanted to get to it.
Go un huh nothing, okay, sorry with aries your best
day July twenty fourth.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Get that's a kind of plan to plan for what
how you're gonna make your money?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Absolutely say at the time of the new moon, clever
planet Mercury will be uh in this part of your
chart to bringing lots of fresh business ideas and greater
mental confidence in your plans. It is pretty clever, you.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Know what I mean about like seven months ago you
got this?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
There we go? Uh, Taurus, your buddy Eric his best
money day February third, Why.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
That's like three weeks away?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Why? Which is crazy? Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
They say it's a great time to have a conversation
about a raise at work.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
That's like a Sunday though, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, it's I was gonna say it'd be hilarious, like,
a're gonna be a great time to call boss the
stars that I should get to raise.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I think that's great Monday, I want to raise.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
May say so again, it's a great time to conversation
about raise at work or start playing a clear path
toward professional and financial growth.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I like that when Eric I got you got this.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It is always like I see people like I write
down my financial goals for the year, Michael is always
to spend money and make more money and it never happens. Yep,
that's it, I know, make more money, have more money.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Yeah, yeah, simple, YEMENI I changed my mind to June
because I was I said spring, and I was like, no,
it's probably like I would say after my birthday.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So June before it roses. Maybe June twenty fifth. Okay,
so look at that. They say on new moons are
usually seen as cosmic events for starting new things. The
summer's first major lunation has potentially be one of the
most lucrative moments of the year for you, Gemini guy.
They say, it's a great time to do a money
manifestation to bring in more cash. Okay, as Jupiter's maiest
(14:37):
touch will be infused in this new beginning with loads
of abundance and opportunity. Well let's go.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
It's also our you're like every astrologist right now, I
was like, Gemini is, and how the bust you're ever?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I was gonna say that, Yeah, for sure, They also
say this trio planets will also be blown a kiss
to motivating mar is given you extra stamina to successfully
chase your goals.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Cool sick, that's stamina. I need that to chase my goals.
That's the one.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Let's get it. The day your day.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Cancer your best day to make money. August eleventh this year, Okay,
is say it's a weare alignment in your sign puts
you manifestation powers and overdrive. It's a deal. Time to
follow your heart. Take a deep leave of faith when
it comes to chasing your money goals. Okay, Leo the
most humble the signs definitely September thirteenth. I got time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(15:25):
great time. What is it? Well, here's the thing I
was kind of figured this. They say, there's an alignment
that that's going to trigger major light bulb moments for
your financial situation. Bring in some lucrative new ideas. Okay,
so it's a great time to book an important meeting
about your pay rate. For sure, you're still entering GOLLI
and put some new business plans in the motion. I
(15:46):
the last thing I need is new business plans.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
I was going to say, especially in the fall, like
if you come at me with something new in the fall, yes,
I'm gonna scream.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
My plate is a bit full as it is. Yeah,
last like another plate.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
You can you can tell me and I will allow,
like up until April and then take some time off.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Even you can tell me maybe in July.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Wait for me. Yeah, but this says Sember. No I know.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
But like if you come up with some new business stuff, yeah,
it's time. I'm we're gonna scream.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well, it's gonna do. This is to jump to conclusions, Matt.
Where it's a mat on the ground in seven eight ball,
like a mat, like a rug, a carpet has a
bunch of conclusions on it that you can jump to.
So if you want to ask a question, you jump
to the conclusion. But can't you.
Speaker 11 (16:28):
See which conclusion you're jumping to?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Close your eyes and jump and it's a prottype. Okay,
you guys wouldn't get it. You have visionaries, Virgo June eighth,
your day, Okay. Thea sake. I also like an exciting
time to an exciting turning point for money plans you've
had brewing over the past year. Trust your instincts, definitely, Yeah,
Crypto probably the way to go. Okay. Uh, Libra your
(16:53):
best money day November twenty sixth. They say, during this
periods easy to generate abundance in your life. Great time.
Do you ritual? Definitely? Yeah? It means Scorpio cruise October
twenty seventh. Okay, big day it is, they say. Expect
your ambitions to set a blaze of passion. You should
take advantage of energy boost by chasing after your loftiest goals. Okay.
(17:16):
Well Sastarius your best money day August eleventh, look like
just like just like cancer. Yeah, they say. If you're
looking for a loan seeking investor otherwise trying to manifest
for money, this is the day for you. Okay. Capricorn
your best day for money. It was coming up January thirtieth. Yeah, this,
this gorgeous alignment kicks off two weeks of major financial luck.
(17:37):
Let's go good for Kate, let's go okay. Then Quarius,
your day is April six, close, My brother's birthday is seventh.
There you go. They say, you'll finally be especially ambitious
and productive around money come April six. And then Pisces
February first, Oh, that's coming up two weeks. Say throughout
the beginning of February. It might be challenged a step
(17:58):
outside of the comfort zone. By I'll find it doing
so likely come with lucrative rewards. All right, don't come true,
it's hoodie.
Speaker 16 (18:05):
If this segment has some weird edits blay, Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
This is intern John in your morning show? Is in
case you.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Listed thank name Audrey, Good morning, Hi, good morning. All right,
So you live with this person for how long?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Five years? But in my defense, I wasn't really there
that much.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Sure, okay, And it's a great way to start this.
What was the badroommate?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Sorry, so no judgment.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
But he was a furry and whenever I was home,
all I could hear was like barking and growling because
he would have like groups.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Of men over.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
And I don't really know exactly what was going on.
I mean, I can imagine, but it was like constant
barking and growling and weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Coming from his room.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Oh well, okay, did you know this before moved in
or this this kind of happened?
Speaker 17 (19:03):
No, it was new information when I moved in.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, m hmm. And but they ken't digested to their
kennel or they go into the other places too.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Luckily it was kept in the cave.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Sure absolutely, okay, and let me ask you again to
your point of faked demage, we don't judge. No, if
we saw this person in the wild, would we'd be like, oh,
this is what we do our private time.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Well if he wears a collar, now.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Sure who doesn't.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
That's kind of like in these days.
Speaker 15 (19:32):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
They also have like I didn't know, our friend works
at this bar in DC. They have like one night
a year like this big like furry meet up and
it's like that.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Do you think mind went second running again? As long
as you're not hurting anybody and you're being safe and healthy,
we don't give it.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
Care was called though, I might just be safe, be
healthy and have fun, but also don't hurt other people.
That's that's all we care about.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No, no doubt. In the game kind there's some man these
both your favorite text nine ninety three three eight let
me go in Fairfax, fake named Katie, good morning, good morning,
Ali Goro. You were as a freshman roommate, So again,
did you choose each other or the school puts you together?
Speaker 6 (20:13):
So we did a random roommate for a trickle. So
it was three girls together.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Who I'd never met.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 15 (20:22):
Yeah, So when we all met at apologies kind of
were like, you know, do your own thing, experience everything like.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That to offer.
Speaker 15 (20:30):
However, do not do it in our norm right, Yeah,
that's the one thing we don't want.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
To get in trouble for anything. You don't do it here.
Speaker 17 (20:38):
So me and another one were.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Out of the buildings for the night or whatever.
Speaker 15 (20:43):
He said like, you won't be home till tomorrow, and
they were like, Okay, what time tomorrow do.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
You think it will be home? And I texted my
other roommate and it was like something's up.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
They do not care about.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
What time you get home normally something is up. So
I waited until like ten eleven that night, and I
make it back to the horn.
Speaker 15 (21:02):
I had the feeling in my stomach and the room had.
Speaker 17 (21:08):
Bottle and shot glasses and other things.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
But don't worry. It's not on any outlair stuff.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
It was on me in the other roommate's deaths and
by car beds and on by our floor.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh are they framing you?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm so confused.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, they had they had a party about the stuff
on the other girls places. It looked like they had
the party instead of heard oh okay, I was not
fucking fad Katie went second and running. That'd be annoying
as hell.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Yeah, that's why I came back.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
And all the empt's are on my side by making
this like I'm the one being the problem. Also like
why do that? Like what do you mean there is that?
In Clinton, Maryland? Fake named Megan good morning, Hey, good morning?
All right. This was a roommate of how long.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
By the year?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Ye okay, and what's your story?
Speaker 17 (21:54):
So about maybe like seven eight months?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
You know, we were young, thirty twenty three. I have
a party.
Speaker 17 (22:01):
We had a party one weekend and I woke up.
Speaker 18 (22:03):
The next day to just get start cleaned in and.
Speaker 14 (22:05):
I opened the dishwasher and I found toys in the
dishwasher toys. And when I post the roommate, they were like, well,
what's the big deal, I've been.
Speaker 18 (22:17):
Doing it this whole time?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Now?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Was she.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Your pH is not gonna well, it's gonna be hygienic.
But would she washed it with like the other self aware?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
She washed it byself?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Okay, welckily, but it was on the rag yep.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Okay, all right, thank damn Megan. One second you're in
the r. Good for you both of your favorite text
nine nine three three eight.
Speaker 11 (22:41):
And now I'll say this good good that she washes it, though,
I just that can't be good for you.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Zas had sent me this real quick, shall be you
on any dating apps currently?
Speaker 9 (22:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Okay, Rose never had to have and ever must be yes.
I'm not ready to delete them just because it's just
it's just like the same old thing. It's a waste
of time, completely waste time. Yeah. Hinge, which for a
while I think was kind of the main one they
kind of broken away. Tinder was first, and then Bumble
kind of came as like the Ladies alternative, and then
people are tired and the Hinge was like, oh, there's
(23:20):
actual questions again because you can know somebody.
Speaker 11 (23:22):
But then they started like putting everyone behind a firewall
and you had to start paying for everything, and even
if you did pay, it was like the Hinge matches
like everybody on TikTok for last year has been like
just canceling Hinge.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Also Twitter, I mean not Twitter.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
Tender is making a comeback because now a lot of
people are realizing, oh people before it was like the
hookup app, and now it's people are actually settling down
from Tinder, and it's starting to take off because they're
not trying to take all your money.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, and so with Hinge, if you don't know essent
to what they do is they put the hot people
like you can't match them unless you send them a rose,
which you had.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
To pay for and you get one rows a week.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
And so if you were to send one a week, sure,
but even if you end up having the what's it
called the premium whatever, you still only get one rows
a week by paying. So then you have to buy,
like each rose is like three or five dollars I think.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yes, and then a monthly membership, yeah you pay for
it is fifty.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Yeah, it's insane, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah. So they just launched an AI driven prompt feedback
to help users write better profiles.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
I just think that's so ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So, yeah, they have promps where it's like on a Sunday,
you can find me and you put like.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
No Flukes in Teel at the gym with Mabrus drinking
some beer watching football.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So they're trying to help users write more origional responses.
I guess they're the latest to do this. Apparently Grinder
is testing something called Wingman okay, which is kind of
the same thing, and Bumble has ai generated icebreakers, which
is to me, the Bumble thing is the most hilarious
thing ever.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
I'm not like those other girls though, I actually have
good icebreakers, I know.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
But like the reason, like Humble, when they first came out,
the idea was we're going the ladies talk first because
we're tired of men just saying hey, yea. And then
it like last year, they're like, hey, our users are
getting anxiety having to reach out first. Now we're going
to open up to everybody. And that is like, that's
why I think that it was just getting old. But
the CEO had said, like, our users are getting anxiety
reaching a new CEO, you know. So the idea is
(25:21):
so if if it was for if if Sausa is
on there, it's like typical Sunday and she said plots
and naps, Ploti's in church. The prompt would either say
great answer keep it as is, or try a small
change or go a little deeper. So it is legitimately
kind of being your wing man telling you what to do.
Speaker 11 (25:41):
So this goes for everyone. Something crazy about me. I
put pineapple and pizza. That is not original, and you're
not going to be able to do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yes, okay, they're saying to that point, we're oftenmiliar with
dating act cliches like pample and pizza. Yeah, being overly
competitive about dot dot dot everything.
Speaker 11 (25:58):
Literally they said that to an the way to my
heart tequila. Like the lack of like effort and men's profiles,
I'm sorry I date men, so that's why I have
to go off of. I've also seen that women's profiles
sometimes aren't that great. I'm a little biased. I think
the mind's hilarious are like my old ones. But like
the lack of effort in men's profiles is just honestly astounding.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I'll give you mine. You don't have to. I'm just saying,
if you want to see, like what what it's like
for dudes down there, I'll let you.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Just so many men just had when I had hinge
or even bumble, just one word answers for everything.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I was like, WHOA, mind blowing.
Speaker 11 (26:32):
I know you so well now I definitely want to
like start a conversation with you fair.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, I will say for the dudes on the flib side,
is like if the girls like, best way to take
me out, just ask, yeah, and then it's like okay,
but then I ask and there's no response.
Speaker 11 (26:47):
But I also had that on when I had hinge
over the summer. I had best way to ask me
out make dinner reservations at one of my favorite restaurants,
which I already know. And somebody and I said, make
dinner reservations and DM with the reservation and I like
had listed some restaurants and this guy said it looked
like I was just looking for free food. But it's
like literally about asking somebody out.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, I guess that's true, and maybe he had somebody
do that in the past.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I was like, okay, like if you guys already matched though,
then I feel like.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
I was like, I mean I have a bunch of
other stuff, and I was like, I like hiking, that's free. Yeah,
I mean you can also murder me if you wanted
to and then get famous. So we're not don't like
that there's a lot like that. I know there's a
lot that could happen. Let's let's not I'm not food.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, let's not. Yeah. They do say that with the prompts,
forty seven percent likely to lead to a date then,
like some photos.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
I think the prompts definitely help you understand someone's personality
or even just the bios on bumble the bios. I
think there have been men that I found attractive in
other parts of the bio as well. But they'll have
the list of things like not looking for someone that
does this this, If you're not working out on Sundays,
we're not going to like whatever. It's nice like get
(28:03):
to know somebody in that sense, like yeah, I probably
would hate dating you because on a Sunday, I kind
of do you want to lay around. But it's also
it's not you know, you're not generating somebody.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I've always found it funny where it's like they list
all their bad habits, like if you can't handle the
fact that I'm going to pour water on puppies, blow
through red lights, rob banks, just wipe black.
Speaker 11 (28:23):
Fans Like thanks, No, I'm saying when they list like
what they're looking for like I want you to go
to church on Sundays, but or also after that going
to go to the gym, and then if you're not
closer to your family, I don't want to date you.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And I understand, like those.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Are your values and I respect that, but it's like
this is not like like build build a b.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
If you will be a porch. Great song, mm hmm.
It's a good point. Yeah, anything, we're all human beings.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
We're all like just looking for love or maybe the
hook up or just you know, to have a pen
pal whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
But it's exhausting. Yeah, it's almost like with the dating
apps now you can almost do the search criteria like
you're booking a flight somewhere where it's like you can
get specific too.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
You can look just for geminis on the app.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, it's wild and just like height and like, yeah,
almost a point where that person probably isn't going to
be there.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
I literally don't even use those things. I'm like so shorts,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I've been using Craigslos recently.
Speaker 16 (29:14):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Intern John in your Morning show, Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Second date update on intern John in your morning show.
You go on a date with somebody you thought there's
a vibe, you feel like this could be a potential
of future together. Then they stop talking to you, they
stop returning your calls, text, whatever it is. We shot
to figure out exactly what's going on, Maggie, good morning,
good morning. So walk us through this. You and Phil
(29:42):
first met, I guess matched where on Hinge? Okay, a
month ago on Hinge? And what about Phil? Sit out
for you?
Speaker 10 (29:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Well, I thought he was really cute.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
Sure.
Speaker 19 (29:55):
I liked his profile. I mean, he just seems like
being in a kind of a happy guy.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Sure, And so.
Speaker 19 (30:02):
We were communicating and back and forth, and I loved
his sense of humor, and like I said, you just
seemed like very upbeat.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Sure.
Speaker 19 (30:11):
So two weeks ago, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Make a job. I'm sorry, so match a month ago?
And then to your point, so two weeks later, was
it just we were getting to know each other or
schedules are busy and that's why I was two weeks later,
and not not to cash judgment, but yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 19 (30:27):
We were going back and forth and everything else, and
so we finally decided Okay, let's just do lunch and drinks.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And so two weeks ago we had our first date. Okay,
so what did we do? Give us the deeds?
Speaker 19 (30:39):
Okay, well we went up, We had a really nice lunch,
had some drinks. He was a pert gentleman, I mean
great manners, paid for the lunch.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
I can't stan enough.
Speaker 19 (30:51):
I really liked him. I thought everything went great. We
seemed to hit it off in person. He was the
person that you know, I was seeing online. So it
was like, okay, this checks all the boxes and anyhow
ended it with a little kiss and good to go
and crickets.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
A couple of questions I have for real quick. So
you mentioned it was lunch. Did we agree on lunch?
Was it? Did you not want to do dinner? And
get no shame in the game, but just that that
was interesting.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
You know.
Speaker 19 (31:25):
It was like I had plans that week and I
had some I have some things going on, so it
was like the lunch work for both of us.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
So that's why we did it. Got you. The one
thing I wanted to note is in your email you
mentioned that you are, I guess old fashioned in the
way that you believe a dude should reach out first. However,
because we didn't hear from Phil, you actually reached out
to him, is that right?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (31:48):
I mean I waited a while, but I was like,
you know, I'm gonna give it a chance and to
see if he calls me.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
He doesn't, so I reached out to him and no response. Yeah, and.
Speaker 19 (32:01):
It's like I said, he's just kind of ghosted me.
He's not following my instant any longer. Yeah, he unfollowed
me and his hinge is still active.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, so he's still alive and well lit. But okay,
this one found question. How long have you been single?
How long has he been single?
Speaker 12 (32:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Boy? He said he's been.
Speaker 19 (32:27):
His last real kind of steady girl was probably about
four or five months ago about and for me, it's
maybe events six months with a couple of people, but
short term.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
So let's say we'll call Phil, try to him out
with us and get his side of the story. Okay,
sounds like a plan. Oh one second, so.
Speaker 20 (32:50):
You can get mom, Hello, Hello, all right, looking for Phil?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Please?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Hey, that's still hey man.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
It's uh interns John. I got Sauce and Rose here
as well. Can we talk to you on the show?
Real quick about something. Nothing bad. I seed like a
second of your time.
Speaker 14 (33:17):
Uh yeah, sure, I'm on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yes, we're doing a second date update. And I got
some of the other line here Maggie, if you want
to say hello, Hey, there and so felt Maggie reached
out to us. She had told us you guys matched
on Hinge about a month ago, had date two weeks ago,
everything went well, but that she's not hurt from you since.
So we're trying to see where your head's at.
Speaker 17 (33:40):
Meggie, Yeah, hey, hey, yeah, how you guys doing. I
guess Maggiere, you know we're people. We're fine, right.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
But why but why uh? Why blow her off? And
why not reach out to her?
Speaker 17 (33:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Me blow her off? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
I know?
Speaker 17 (34:06):
I thought I thought we were pretty established.
Speaker 14 (34:10):
Well, me and Maggie met about a month or so
ago for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No, I'm gonna catch you on so we know you
guys had the first date. So what from the end
of the first date to now, what's happened?
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Honestly?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (34:25):
She first off, I asked her out for dinner. She
puts me off on a lunch date, which Okay, it's fine.
It's the first time.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Maybe she just wants to be in public. Okay, So
we go on a lunch date, which is fine. I
thought we had a good time.
Speaker 14 (34:40):
But then later on in the evenings, I'm looking on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
It looks like she's at the dinner with someone, like
on a date. She double booked me.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Okay, Maggie, but hold on, hold on, I fete is
that true? Did we do you? Did you have a
date that night as well?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (35:04):
I had plans.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
That's I mean, that was why we did lunch.
Speaker 19 (35:06):
It was like I had a date plan for a
while and I went out to dinner.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. It's like, hey,
had a little competition. Wait, competition But.
Speaker 19 (35:16):
Okay, okay, so I guess it's like, okay, but are
you are you still talking to the other person? Yeah,
I mean I've talked to him a few times.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I haven't been out with him since.
Speaker 10 (35:29):
Actually, okay, we are number one three.
Speaker 19 (35:35):
No, it's you know, it's you're hey, look, we just
got no. I mean, I'm I'm allowed to date.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
We're not engaged, for sure, we're not cast question again.
I mean, you're not wrong technically, did we post on
Instagram hoping that Fell would see it or were we
just generally sharing that we're at the dinner?
Speaker 19 (36:00):
Oh, I was just sharing that we're off the center.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I mean I didn't put it. I didn't put a
picture of me with a guy or anything like that. Okay,
it was like.
Speaker 14 (36:07):
A pictures kind of like you're rubbing into my face, Maggie.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
To be honest, Okay, let me do this. I'm gonna
put you guys in hold. Are your team Maggie or
Team Fell?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows in case you
missed it.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Andrew, Howdy, good morning, Good morning. What are we doing today, Honey?
We're gonna woo saw together because we're playing a new
game called bedroom or Yoga. Okay, well, how does the
game work?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Hoody?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
So I'm going to either list you a move you
can do in the bedroom or you can do it
in the yoga studio. Well, this should be good for me.
I'm experts at both, so yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'm
really pretty excited this one. Sure, I'll let this music
calm me down. Drive in the right frame of mind.
I'm feeling right now. First one easy crow John, This
(36:56):
John they called me in college. Bedroom that's the yokam.
That horn is not necessary. What's it called easy crowd?
Easy crow? My name is something different. No, it wasn't.
You don't know about Minnesota. Yeah, it's probably like easy
cow Sorry about worry about a Lord of the fishes row, Rose,
(37:22):
I feel like that has to be a yoga That
is a yoga move. Okay, all right, for sure he's
in for sure. Absolutely the cow poke John, Yeah, John,
Hell yeah, Brother, that's that bedroom. Hell we tell yeah,
it doesn't.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
I hate what you're saying that.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Sometimes you get the old cow poke.
Speaker 21 (37:43):
I'm saying, no, no, no, no, anyway, the teddy bear.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yes, Rose, I feel like that's the bedroom. That's the
bedroom move. Hell yeah, warm fuzzy. I hate playing this
game with you so much. I'm pro love sorry, pro flexibility.
Absolutely yeah, absolutely. Next one honds extended triangle John, John,
(38:14):
Where I come from. It's bedroom.
Speaker 21 (38:17):
That's a yoga moved for everything.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Because the way he was laughing, I was like, Oh,
that's that's because he knew you were gonna say bedroom.
Speaker 17 (38:27):
Well.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Let that taller from dun Dog had extended trianglet her husband,
where's the lie next one home?
Speaker 21 (38:36):
The lounging lioness ro I, that's yoga, that's a bedroom.
I'm not even gonna say what I was thinking about saying,
because it's just not appropriate.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Four limbed staff, John the four dude bedroom yoga?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
You don't know who's.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Worse at this point, Hoodey with the giggling.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Or John with the constant bedroom. We'll do a couple
of us. We'll play with you on the phone. Get
something to try out this weekend, standing room only tros Rose.
Now for the bedroom ones, do you need a partner?
Can you just asking for a friend?
Speaker 18 (39:27):
With one?
Speaker 4 (39:27):
More?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
The splitting of bamboo? Come on, dude, bedroom correct? Hell yeah,
all right we go? Uh in Frederick Caitlyn, good morning,
Good morning. How is your Tuesday so far? All right?
Here says what's work? Caitlin, hoodies, Canna give you a phrase,
(39:50):
you guys, if it's a yoga pose or a bedroom pose? Okay,
all right, there we go first one honey, push and tush,
push and tush. Caitlin, is that bedroom or yoga? That's
gotta be correct? Do you want more?
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
You win Caitlin fire log, fire Log Caitlin, is that
a bedroom?
Speaker 8 (40:12):
Congratulations, you're gonna selly Oh, thank you so much?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
No, thank you?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
On one second, get your information god more, that's you've
got the drop box trows. Yes, Rose, that do some research? Honey,
are you okay when you type them? And then when
you say it was just two different things drop Great?
That's so many meanings, uploading files, file stacks, snakes. John,
(40:42):
it's all again stacked bedroom. Hell. Yeah, it doesn't sound fun,
to be honest with you. That's not That doesn't sound
a lot of venom going around. Next one, Honey, standings foot.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Sean.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yes, John, I'm gonna a bedroom.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
That's a yoga move, John, don't have it you every.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Single one, I can't. I can't say that in the
other I have a sorry, but I can't tell that story. Yeah,
that was in the hospital for three days. I don't
want to talk about Next one, rocking Horse, John. Yes, see,
don't get Maddy. We're always saying bedroom because they all
sound like that could be bed bedroom. Yeah, it does
(41:36):
sound like absolutely all right, Trojan horse, by that mythology
for you. Next one, ear pressure. It's a tough one.
Speaker 21 (41:49):
Uh, I feel like that should be a yoga is alright?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
The last one. It's when John doubts. The answer is
when you know it's probably Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair.
I couldn't like picture it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (42:02):
Even picturing all the others.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
I've been trying to figure out what could possibly be.
Absolutely I'm a visual learner. If I do this, that'll happen. Yeah,
wild thing? Oh John mis John Yo bedroom one more
one more bound lotus John ros Yes, John said the
(42:31):
same time, one two three bedroom yoga.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 16 (42:38):
This is injured John and your morning shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Fake name Josh, good morning. All right, your confession, brother,
what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
All right?
Speaker 18 (42:49):
For the past eighteen months, I've had a secret job
that my fiance does not know about.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Okay, So are we working two jobs then? Or is
this now our full time gig? Is it only fans?
Speaker 18 (43:00):
This is now my full time gig. She thought I
was still working at the airport, which I did a
while back, but I actually took my eight time and
dedicated to selling baseball and football cards on ebag.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Really okay, So, fake name Josh, how much are we making.
Speaker 18 (43:16):
Once we're talking after Texas thirty five hundred.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Okay, that's pretty good money. Wow. Wait, so do you
then just like go Target buy cards and then flip
my mind?
Speaker 6 (43:27):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, I go to.
Speaker 18 (43:27):
Target, Walmart, some card shops. She still thinks I'm not
work for a ten hour day, so I have to
spend ten hours driving around buying cards, posting on stuff
like that, and then.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Come along, why are we telling our fiance?
Speaker 18 (43:42):
I just feel like she'd be embarrassed of me because
there was times where I was the pest control guy,
which is a normal job, and she was embarrassed to
tell her family I was doing that.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, really, Josh, you should done for that's embarrassing that
she's embarrassed. Why did she be embarrassed about that? If
she can't selpart? If as long as you're providing and
doing your paying your bills, that's some cand of Makeunice
suggest guess your friends not like your fiance.
Speaker 18 (44:11):
My family doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, okay, I think you should dumb her ass. Fake
name Josh as a have you sung a decent guy? Uh?
Is she is embarrassed of what you do for work?
As long as we do is legal, that.
Speaker 11 (44:23):
Is Uh, you're not hurting anyone but real quick making money.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
What's the fact that we're on your side.
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Yes we are biased, but the pest control thing, like,
first of all, someone is going to have to have
that job no matter what. Anyway, I the last day
I went on was with the guy that ran a
pest control company.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
That's awesome. You make a lot of mind give And.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
I was like, this is dope, but I hate spiders.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yes, fake dam Josh, one second you were in the running.
I hope he dumps her ass too. Generally, if if something,
if the person you're with is embarrassed of you, and
you're doing what you do and you're making money, yeah,
it's a joblous. I'm sorry. Oh boy, fake named Tim.
Good morning. Remember we own judge, Fake named Tim.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
How you doing.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I'm doing well, man, your confession? What you got for us?
Speaker 4 (45:16):
All right?
Speaker 18 (45:16):
So I've had I had an ex about years ago.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
She got married and.
Speaker 18 (45:22):
Up having some kids, and then we happened to as
you meet up one time at a a friend's party
or something like that, and we kept in contact and
started started, uh started linking back up together.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
And she's still married to the kids.
Speaker 18 (45:41):
But then some months go by and she ends up
having another kid, and we come to find out that
that one is mine.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Okay, she's still married?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, yes, are you fake named Tim? Are you in
a relationship?
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (46:00):
And so does she?
Speaker 4 (46:03):
I was never at the time either, gotcha?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
And so how does she know for sure the kid
is yours? She do a test? If she is assuming
based on how things worked out?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Oh no, yeah, we we ended up doing a test
later on.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, And so is your plan then? Just to I mean, yeah,
what what how do you feel about it?
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Well?
Speaker 4 (46:22):
I always told her, you know, she was the law
of mind that. Uh.
Speaker 18 (46:26):
I think I'll take you back anytime you're ready. But
I'm not going to take you back just because that's
our kid. I'm gonna take you back because you love me.
That's your choice, that's her choice. You have a whole family. Yeah,
it's unto you will be supportive of what you want
to do.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
So is the does her husband know or I'm assuming?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Right?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yeah, no, nobody does.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Okay, All right, fake damn Tim? One second you're in
the run. Uh let me go, fake name Lisa, Good morning,
morn what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Girl?
Speaker 17 (47:02):
So I have a I have a friend from high
school and we're still really good friends. And I'm also
best friends with his girlfriend. But I'm aware that he's
cheating on her with multiple women. I don't he told me.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Why would he tell you? That's weird?
Speaker 4 (47:25):
It is. It is weird, it is. But he's high school.
Speaker 17 (47:29):
Best friend, so we've known each other for a very
long time.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Was he telling you, you think to see if you
be down?
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (47:40):
Maybe I think so?
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah? Okay, And so are you gonna tell your friend
or just kind of like, you know, not my place.
Speaker 17 (47:50):
I'm kind of hoping that they, like break up. I
don't have to tell to her.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 7 (48:03):
Sand first when you left?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
What's for us? Attacking the five guys in the bar?
YadA YadA.
Speaker 18 (48:10):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
So Faith and Lisa, let me ask you this. Let's
just say your friend finds out she's being cheated on
and she comes he goes faithding, Lisa, can you believe
Jake was cheating? What's your reaction? I'll be your friend,
U b U, Faith, Dame Lisa, Jake was sheeting this
whole time of multiple women? No no, no girl, she's
(48:31):
no no said no girl? Like you gotta tell her?
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (48:41):
Really I'm gonna tell her I can't keep.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, all right, this what you do? Fake? And Lisa
center the podcast and like why what do you think
of this? And then and there you go listen.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
At like seven fifty six of this podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Yeah, it's really.
Speaker 16 (48:54):
Good, just the good stuff in turn John in your.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Morning shows.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
And that does it for another I see why am I?
Speaker 2 (49:03):
In case you may sit with yours truly, my name
is Hoodie. You can follow me on all the social
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Speaker 4 (49:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Married Now that's always fun. Now just be like, no,
we're not dating, We're not fiance anymore.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
We married. We married, yo and failier minder.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Valentine's Day is coming up, so get your reservations planned accordingly,
especially because I think Valentine's Day this year is on
a Friday, so you have no excuses to be like, ah,
now we're about later. Now it's gonna be busy. If
you're trying to do it on the fifteenth, it's probably
gonna be just as busy. But follow the show at
YMS Radio. We got a ton of good content going
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You want to, you know, see what our faces look
like during more of the roses. We got you covered there.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
I do.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Hope you have a great week and I'll talk to
you next time.
Speaker 16 (49:51):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Where recapped the best fits, the best segments, the best
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and put in one little podcast for you. Enjoy that
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the four one one, you're part of the exclusive crew.
Everything about the show. We always love hanging out and
just doing random stories like we get to talk about
(00:40):
it usually involves you know, something went wrong with an X,
but this was kind of the opposite. To start off
this week's in case you missed it, it's and now
We're married stories? What went wrong the first time, maybe
the first couple of times you guys hung out, but
now you guys are married.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Let me get in the district, yell, good morning, good morning,
your hand for an hour married? What happened?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
So we met on Facebook, we talked two weeks, didn't
see each other.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
And I drove two hours for our first date.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
We went zip Lightning, had a great time, and he
went in the night at Walmart to get coffee, which
is great because I.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Thought it was awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
We went to the.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Checkout and he ended up buying a box of condoms
that I had no idea about.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
And I'd be like, no, sim.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Yeah, I turned off, all right, It was definitely turned.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
Off on that whole thing.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
But I mean we we did.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
End up staying with each other, but we didn't do anything, Samielle.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Why you have to bride two hours for the first
date though?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Where is that?
Speaker 9 (01:53):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Well, because I was just getting out of a crazy
relationship and I didn't want anybody in my little area.
But it turns out he actually was a roommate.
Speaker 10 (02:03):
Of a guy who went to high school with So
it was crazy, but.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
I didn't saying, but we didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, not that night, but the next morning, yes.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Oh yes, the next morning. I think he felt bad
because he were he gave me special treat.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, all right, and it would been together how long, Danielle?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Uh going on six years?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Look at that?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
One second you're in the running. My man, that's a
bald move, dude.
Speaker 11 (02:35):
I just I'm sorry, my ex boyfriend. That was the
worst ever. We met on Facebook and he still flew
to me two hours, but he talked at life.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Like I don't know if i'd had the stones to
go and buy no, do you that beforehand?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Like nonchalant.
Speaker 11 (02:50):
I just feel like unprepared, not like we gonna get
some duncan and then like throw some like you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Know, worst case, I got ziplock bags at home. You
know what I'm saying, not the gallons, Maddie, Good morning,
good morning, all right, and now we're married. What happened?
Speaker 8 (03:09):
And now we're married. So Pete twenty eighteen, we met
on Tinder like so many people did, and he was
a true gentleman and picked me up for our first
state let's go, and he had really good style. So
I wore this like sweater dress. It was like the
best thing I had. I thought it was so cute
at the time. But it was hot out that day
that I wasn't expecting, and so in his car it
(03:29):
was like ninety degrees and I was dying. I didn't
want to be like Weddy and gross in our first seat,
so it was like, hey, can you turn on the act?
And this man thought he put on an Oscar worthy performance,
acting like his ac had just broke when he got
to my apartment complex, and so I knew he was
lying to me, and I was like, oh my gosh,
this man's really gonna lie to me on.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Our first seat.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
But yeah, So six years later we're married. We've been
married and it's been great. He doesn't lie to me
anymore because you know, he's a terrible liar.
Speaker 11 (04:03):
Like, oh, no, I have been playing this all because
I can't tell you if it's no.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I get that.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Also, you were going to date someone that was broken,
didn't have acy, but his like high pitched voice, the
way he was like freaking out, like, oh my gosh,
it just grows.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
I was like.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Him so strange, all the windows sound to get that going.
Maddie was second, you're in the in the running, let
me go summer, good morning, Hi, good morning, And now
we're married. What happened?
Speaker 9 (04:32):
So I worked for an orthodonist and I was working
one day and.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
My tooth broke.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
I actually lost a filling and I was like freaking out,
didn't know what I was going to do. And the
boss that I worked for said, well, I have a
friend that's you know, just open to practice, and she said,
I'm sure he's not that busy.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Maybe I can get you in there right away.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
So she called, got me in, went in, got me tooth,
FI left, didn't think anything else of it, And next thing,
you know, you just started showing up at my work
dropping off X rays every now and then.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And uh, I.
Speaker 12 (05:10):
Was gonna say, yeah, I'm married for sixteen years on
the thirtieth and we have two children now, so that
is broken tooth.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
It never would have happened.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, that is so wholesome a hip of violence. Can
I talk to you for a second. What did you say? Nothing?
I say thing? Say it again, you say it again.
Speaker 11 (05:39):
I was gonna be like, you remind me I need
more zip blocks. I was like, that's gonna be taken
out of context because like, that was gross.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What you said? That was gross. What did you just
say about your mouth?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Oh that's what that was his job to fix the filling.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We have high standards on the show.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
You set the zip block bag you think it's just disgusting.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I set the bar so high in this show totally,
and you consistently bring the bar down load. Okay, I
want to Standford aymore, Okay, So this is a this
is a high brow show.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
This is a high risk, high reward show. When we
don't talk about things like.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
That, it is a high risk, high a war show.
That that is also true.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Let me really no more like gross things like what
you said.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I didn't I was talking about ziplock bags. Yeah, you're
talking about filling mouths. You make me feel very comfortable
right now. You're grossing me out. You gross me at
all time, dude.
Speaker 11 (06:33):
Even between the Eric thing and this, Like, I'm getting
out home, may call my mom, be like, mom, please
pick me up.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Do you think she would probably cheeters?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Hi is this Matt? Yes see Hi, my name is Sophie.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
I'm actually calling you from a new flower shop called
Ymess Flowers.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
And you won our weekly contest.
Speaker 13 (07:02):
It's a really interested that's all right.
Speaker 11 (07:05):
I mean you entered it and you're our winner. So
do you just want me.
Speaker 13 (07:09):
To what what did I enter?
Speaker 11 (07:11):
You entered our weekly contest and you want a free
a dozen red roses, So then go wherever in the country. Uh,
We're just trying to get our flowers out there before
Valentine's Day so that people come back.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So hopefully what locally.
Speaker 13 (07:24):
I entered a contest and I won flowers.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
Yeah, we have qrcos all over downtown. So maybe you
were just waiting in line for coffee or something and entered.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (07:35):
I don't either. Do I have to sign up for
anything or any I don't know.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Nope, it's totally free. Don't get your credit card info.
So if you want them today, I'm happy to send
them out today.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
If not, I can just pick it a new winter.
I don't care.
Speaker 13 (07:54):
Is there literally just free flowers I can send anywhere.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (07:56):
We're just trying out to new marketing giving away free flowers.
Hopefully come back. If not, totally cool.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's free.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Don't need anything except for who you're sending them to.
Speaker 13 (08:06):
All right, I swear to God. If you said sam
me for something, I'm gonna come find you.
Speaker 11 (08:09):
But okay, your number and I'm calling you, so I
guess I kind of but you sign yourself up, so
terms the conditions.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
Okay, okay, all right, oh flowers, flowers, I'm sending flowers,
good roses, okay, okay, let's let's let's let's send them
to Hayley h A l E y h.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
A l e y okay.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
And we're just going to make a new profile for
you in case you decide to come back and use
us again for Valentine's Day or just really whenever.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What does she do?
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Is she a friend? Girlfriend, wife, just.
Speaker 13 (08:49):
A just a just a friend of special just special friend,
special friend.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
There are red ros I would think I think they're
romantic if you ask me, well.
Speaker 13 (09:00):
So I'll just call her special friend. Red roses are appropriate.
It's good special friend.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
What do you want the car to say?
Speaker 13 (09:07):
Uh, let's say. Uh, distance is just a number.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Uh see you soon, see you soon. Those are valid questions,
asked Dana. Dana one second, Matt, my interns, John, I
got Sauce and Rose here as well. We're doing a
war the roses on the show.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I knew it.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
I knew it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
What is happening? This is okay, so unbelievable. The reason
we're here, Matt is Dana found. Well, Dan, do you
want to tell how much you found?
Speaker 13 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Yeah, I'd be happy to because You're right, Matt, this
is unbelievable. It's unbelievable that I would find a chissany
bracelet and on my birthday past you and.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Then I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah I found it.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, I thought you were giving.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
It to me.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
You're stepping through.
Speaker 10 (10:07):
You don't married in my closet?
Speaker 14 (10:14):
Me?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay, Mat, you guys, say Matt. We are in Tiltena, Clarks.
We have plenty of time. It's be easier for you
and for all. Was involved to number one?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Who is Haley? Haley is a.
Speaker 13 (10:27):
Friend that I met online.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
She's a friend that I met online.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
We're becoming don't forget special friends.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Here's the one, Dana.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You said you wanted us to branch out and meet
more people.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
We spend so much time alone, so I've been reing.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on Matt, does Haley know you have a long term girlfriend?
Speaker 15 (10:53):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, okay, he said, Oh my god, you Okay went
through my mad the roses, Matt. Where on the arenet
did you find Hailey? Because there's a lot of places
you could find somebody.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
We I first saw her on Instagram. We started messaging
here getting.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
That doesn't matter, okay, And then the other question met
whose bracelet. Is it that was going to be for data,
but I don't for the right occasion, which is man,
which is what Matt? I don't know, Matt, I don't know,
(11:36):
Mad Matt. Listen, those races are expensive, so you wouldn't
just buy it for an occasion you don't know of.
Her birthday passed? Why was you gonna give it for
her birthday? Because birthday is because I got her something
else for the birthday?
Speaker 6 (11:50):
That might be Christmas?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
That I mean, who, I have.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Never never seen the sight of you.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
You're such a liar, all right, good old all that.
So yeah, an arbor day bracelet.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Sure four of the roses is creticked and possibly edited
for broadcasts, with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I don't know if legally I have to disclose this,
but I'm gonna do it anyway. This is not financial advice. However,
Hoody found this, so blame him. Andrew Hoodie, Well astrologist.
So this is each zodiac sign's best day for making
money in twenty twenty five, let's go probably springtime for well,
(12:36):
not Rosey. Well, we'll find out, I promise I promise
I get to it. In fact, that was why I
brought it up, because I wanted to get to it.
Go un huh nothing, okay, sorry with aries your best
day July twenty fourth.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Get that's a kind of plan to plan for what
how you're gonna make your money?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Absolutely say at the time of the new moon, clever
planet Mercury will be uh in this part of your
chart to bringing lots of fresh business ideas and greater
mental confidence in your plans. It is pretty clever, you.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Know what I mean about like seven months ago you
got this?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
There we go? Uh, Taurus, your buddy Eric his best
money day February third, Why.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
That's like three weeks away?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Why? Which is crazy? Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
They say it's a great time to have a conversation
about a raise at work.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
That's like a Sunday though, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, it's I was gonna say it'd be hilarious, like,
a're gonna be a great time to call boss the
stars that I should get to raise.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I think that's great Monday, I want to raise.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
May say so again, it's a great time to conversation
about raise at work or start playing a clear path
toward professional and financial growth.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I like that when Eric I got you got this.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It is always like I see people like I write
down my financial goals for the year, Michael is always
to spend money and make more money and it never happens. Yep,
that's it, I know, make more money, have more money.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Yeah, yeah, simple, YEMENI I changed my mind to June
because I was I said spring, and I was like, no,
it's probably like I would say after my birthday.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So June before it roses. Maybe June twenty fifth. Okay,
so look at that. They say on new moons are
usually seen as cosmic events for starting new things. The
summer's first major lunation has potentially be one of the
most lucrative moments of the year for you, Gemini guy.
They say, it's a great time to do a money
manifestation to bring in more cash. Okay, as Jupiter's maiest
(14:37):
touch will be infused in this new beginning with loads
of abundance and opportunity. Well let's go.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
It's also our you're like every astrologist right now, I
was like, Gemini is, and how the bust you're ever?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I was gonna say that, Yeah, for sure, They also
say this trio planets will also be blown a kiss
to motivating mar is given you extra stamina to successfully
chase your goals.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Cool sick, that's stamina. I need that to chase my goals.
That's the one.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Let's get it. The day your day.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Cancer your best day to make money. August eleventh this year, Okay,
is say it's a weare alignment in your sign puts
you manifestation powers and overdrive. It's a deal. Time to
follow your heart. Take a deep leave of faith when
it comes to chasing your money goals. Okay, Leo the
most humble the signs definitely September thirteenth. I got time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(15:25):
great time. What is it? Well, here's the thing I
was kind of figured this. They say, there's an alignment
that that's going to trigger major light bulb moments for
your financial situation. Bring in some lucrative new ideas. Okay,
so it's a great time to book an important meeting
about your pay rate. For sure, you're still entering GOLLI
and put some new business plans in the motion. I
(15:46):
the last thing I need is new business plans.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
I was going to say, especially in the fall, like
if you come at me with something new in the fall, yes,
I'm gonna scream.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
My plate is a bit full as it is. Yeah,
last like another plate.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
You can you can tell me and I will allow,
like up until April and then take some time off.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Even you can tell me maybe in July.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Wait for me. Yeah, but this says Sember. No I know.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
But like if you come up with some new business stuff, yeah,
it's time. I'm we're gonna scream.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well, it's gonna do. This is to jump to conclusions, Matt.
Where it's a mat on the ground in seven eight ball,
like a mat, like a rug, a carpet has a
bunch of conclusions on it that you can jump to.
So if you want to ask a question, you jump
to the conclusion. But can't you.
Speaker 11 (16:28):
See which conclusion you're jumping to?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Close your eyes and jump and it's a prottype. Okay,
you guys wouldn't get it. You have visionaries, Virgo June eighth,
your day, Okay. Thea sake. I also like an exciting
time to an exciting turning point for money plans you've
had brewing over the past year. Trust your instincts, definitely, Yeah,
Crypto probably the way to go. Okay. Uh, Libra your
(16:53):
best money day November twenty sixth. They say, during this
periods easy to generate abundance in your life. Great time.
Do you ritual? Definitely? Yeah? It means Scorpio cruise October
twenty seventh. Okay, big day it is, they say. Expect
your ambitions to set a blaze of passion. You should
take advantage of energy boost by chasing after your loftiest goals. Okay.
(17:16):
Well Sastarius your best money day August eleventh, look like
just like just like cancer. Yeah, they say. If you're
looking for a loan seeking investor otherwise trying to manifest
for money, this is the day for you. Okay. Capricorn
your best day for money. It was coming up January thirtieth. Yeah, this,
this gorgeous alignment kicks off two weeks of major financial luck.
(17:37):
Let's go good for Kate, let's go okay. Then Quarius,
your day is April six, close, My brother's birthday is seventh.
There you go. They say, you'll finally be especially ambitious
and productive around money come April six. And then Pisces
February first, Oh, that's coming up two weeks. Say throughout
the beginning of February. It might be challenged a step
(17:58):
outside of the comfort zone. By I'll find it doing
so likely come with lucrative rewards. All right, don't come true,
it's hoodie.
Speaker 16 (18:05):
If this segment has some weird edits blay, Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
This is intern John in your morning show? Is in
case you.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Listed thank name Audrey, Good morning, Hi, good morning. All right,
So you live with this person for how long?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Five years? But in my defense, I wasn't really there
that much.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Sure, okay, And it's a great way to start this.
What was the badroommate?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Sorry, so no judgment.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
But he was a furry and whenever I was home,
all I could hear was like barking and growling because
he would have like groups.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Of men over.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
And I don't really know exactly what was going on.
I mean, I can imagine, but it was like constant
barking and growling and weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Coming from his room.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Oh well, okay, did you know this before moved in
or this this kind of happened?
Speaker 17 (19:03):
No, it was new information when I moved in.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah, m hmm. And but they ken't digested to their
kennel or they go into the other places too.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Luckily it was kept in the cave.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Sure absolutely, okay, and let me ask you again to
your point of faked demage, we don't judge. No, if
we saw this person in the wild, would we'd be like, oh,
this is what we do our private time.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Well if he wears a collar, now.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Sure who doesn't.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
That's kind of like in these days.
Speaker 15 (19:32):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
They also have like I didn't know, our friend works
at this bar in DC. They have like one night
a year like this big like furry meet up and
it's like that.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Do you think mind went second running again? As long
as you're not hurting anybody and you're being safe and healthy,
we don't give it.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
Care was called though, I might just be safe, be
healthy and have fun, but also don't hurt other people.
That's that's all we care about.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No, no doubt. In the game kind there's some man these
both your favorite text nine ninety three three eight let
me go in Fairfax, fake named Katie, good morning, good morning,
Ali Goro. You were as a freshman roommate, So again,
did you choose each other or the school puts you together?
Speaker 6 (20:13):
So we did a random roommate for a trickle. So
it was three girls together.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Who I'd never met.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 15 (20:22):
Yeah, So when we all met at apologies kind of
were like, you know, do your own thing, experience everything like.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That to offer.
Speaker 15 (20:30):
However, do not do it in our norm right, Yeah,
that's the one thing we don't want.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
To get in trouble for anything. You don't do it here.
Speaker 17 (20:38):
So me and another one were.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Out of the buildings for the night or whatever.
Speaker 15 (20:43):
He said like, you won't be home till tomorrow, and
they were like, Okay, what time tomorrow do.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
You think it will be home? And I texted my
other roommate and it was like something's up.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
They do not care about.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
What time you get home normally something is up. So
I waited until like ten eleven that night, and I
make it back to the horn.
Speaker 15 (21:02):
I had the feeling in my stomach and the room had.
Speaker 17 (21:08):
Bottle and shot glasses and other things.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
But don't worry. It's not on any outlair stuff.
Speaker 15 (21:15):
It was on me in the other roommate's deaths and
by car beds and on by our floor.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh are they framing you?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm so confused.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, they had they had a party about the stuff
on the other girls places. It looked like they had
the party instead of heard oh okay, I was not
fucking fad Katie went second and running. That'd be annoying
as hell.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Yeah, that's why I came back.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
And all the empt's are on my side by making
this like I'm the one being the problem. Also like
why do that? Like what do you mean there is that?
In Clinton, Maryland? Fake named Megan good morning, Hey, good morning?
All right. This was a roommate of how long.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
By the year?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Ye okay, and what's your story?
Speaker 17 (21:54):
So about maybe like seven eight months?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
You know, we were young, thirty twenty three. I have
a party.
Speaker 17 (22:01):
We had a party one weekend and I woke up.
Speaker 18 (22:03):
The next day to just get start cleaned in and.
Speaker 14 (22:05):
I opened the dishwasher and I found toys in the
dishwasher toys. And when I post the roommate, they were like, well,
what's the big deal, I've been.
Speaker 18 (22:17):
Doing it this whole time?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Now?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Was she.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Your pH is not gonna well, it's gonna be hygienic.
But would she washed it with like the other self aware?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
She washed it byself?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Okay, welckily, but it was on the rag yep.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Okay, all right, thank damn Megan. One second you're in
the r. Good for you both of your favorite text
nine nine three three eight.
Speaker 11 (22:41):
And now I'll say this good good that she washes it, though,
I just that can't be good for you.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Zas had sent me this real quick, shall be you
on any dating apps currently?
Speaker 9 (22:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Okay, Rose never had to have and ever must be yes.
I'm not ready to delete them just because it's just
it's just like the same old thing. It's a waste
of time, completely waste time. Yeah. Hinge, which for a
while I think was kind of the main one they
kind of broken away. Tinder was first, and then Bumble
kind of came as like the Ladies alternative, and then
people are tired and the Hinge was like, oh, there's
(23:20):
actual questions again because you can know somebody.
Speaker 11 (23:22):
But then they started like putting everyone behind a firewall
and you had to start paying for everything, and even
if you did pay, it was like the Hinge matches
like everybody on TikTok for last year has been like
just canceling Hinge.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Also Twitter, I mean not Twitter.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
Tender is making a comeback because now a lot of
people are realizing, oh people before it was like the
hookup app, and now it's people are actually settling down
from Tinder, and it's starting to take off because they're
not trying to take all your money.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, and so with Hinge, if you don't know essent
to what they do is they put the hot people
like you can't match them unless you send them a rose,
which you had.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
To pay for and you get one rows a week.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
And so if you were to send one a week, sure,
but even if you end up having the what's it
called the premium whatever, you still only get one rows
a week by paying. So then you have to buy,
like each rose is like three or five dollars I think.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yes, and then a monthly membership, yeah you pay for
it is fifty.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Yeah, it's insane, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah. So they just launched an AI driven prompt feedback
to help users write better profiles.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
I just think that's so ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So, yeah, they have promps where it's like on a Sunday,
you can find me and you put like.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
No Flukes in Teel at the gym with Mabrus drinking
some beer watching football.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So they're trying to help users write more origional responses.
I guess they're the latest to do this. Apparently Grinder
is testing something called Wingman okay, which is kind of
the same thing, and Bumble has ai generated icebreakers, which
is to me, the Bumble thing is the most hilarious
thing ever.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
I'm not like those other girls though, I actually have
good icebreakers, I know.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
But like the reason, like Humble, when they first came out,
the idea was we're going the ladies talk first because
we're tired of men just saying hey, yea. And then
it like last year, they're like, hey, our users are
getting anxiety having to reach out first. Now we're going
to open up to everybody. And that is like, that's
why I think that it was just getting old. But
the CEO had said, like, our users are getting anxiety
reaching a new CEO, you know. So the idea is
(25:21):
so if if it was for if if Sausa is
on there, it's like typical Sunday and she said plots
and naps, Ploti's in church. The prompt would either say
great answer keep it as is, or try a small
change or go a little deeper. So it is legitimately
kind of being your wing man telling you what to do.
Speaker 11 (25:41):
So this goes for everyone. Something crazy about me. I
put pineapple and pizza. That is not original, and you're
not going to be able to do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yes, okay, they're saying to that point, we're oftenmiliar with
dating act cliches like pample and pizza. Yeah, being overly
competitive about dot dot dot everything.
Speaker 11 (25:58):
Literally they said that to an the way to my
heart tequila. Like the lack of like effort and men's profiles,
I'm sorry I date men, so that's why I have
to go off of. I've also seen that women's profiles
sometimes aren't that great. I'm a little biased. I think
the mind's hilarious are like my old ones. But like
the lack of effort in men's profiles is just honestly astounding.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I'll give you mine. You don't have to. I'm just saying,
if you want to see, like what what it's like
for dudes down there, I'll let you.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Just so many men just had when I had hinge
or even bumble, just one word answers for everything.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I was like, WHOA, mind blowing.
Speaker 11 (26:32):
I know you so well now I definitely want to
like start a conversation with you fair.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, I will say for the dudes on the flib side,
is like if the girls like, best way to take
me out, just ask, yeah, and then it's like okay,
but then I ask and there's no response.
Speaker 11 (26:47):
But I also had that on when I had hinge
over the summer. I had best way to ask me
out make dinner reservations at one of my favorite restaurants,
which I already know. And somebody and I said, make
dinner reservations and DM with the reservation and I like
had listed some restaurants and this guy said it looked
like I was just looking for free food. But it's
like literally about asking somebody out.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, I guess that's true, and maybe he had somebody
do that in the past.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I was like, okay, like if you guys already matched though,
then I feel like.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
I was like, I mean I have a bunch of
other stuff, and I was like, I like hiking, that's free. Yeah,
I mean you can also murder me if you wanted
to and then get famous. So we're not don't like
that there's a lot like that. I know there's a
lot that could happen. Let's let's not I'm not food.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, let's not. Yeah. They do say that with the prompts,
forty seven percent likely to lead to a date then,
like some photos.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
I think the prompts definitely help you understand someone's personality
or even just the bios on bumble the bios. I
think there have been men that I found attractive in
other parts of the bio as well. But they'll have
the list of things like not looking for someone that
does this this, If you're not working out on Sundays,
we're not going to like whatever. It's nice like get
(28:03):
to know somebody in that sense, like yeah, I probably
would hate dating you because on a Sunday, I kind
of do you want to lay around. But it's also
it's not you know, you're not generating somebody.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I've always found it funny where it's like they list
all their bad habits, like if you can't handle the
fact that I'm going to pour water on puppies, blow
through red lights, rob banks, just wipe black.
Speaker 11 (28:23):
Fans Like thanks, No, I'm saying when they list like
what they're looking for like I want you to go
to church on Sundays, but or also after that going
to go to the gym, and then if you're not
closer to your family, I don't want to date you.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And I understand, like those.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Are your values and I respect that, but it's like
this is not like like build build a b.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
If you will be a porch. Great song, mm hmm.
It's a good point. Yeah, anything, we're all human beings.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
We're all like just looking for love or maybe the
hook up or just you know, to have a pen
pal whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
But it's exhausting. Yeah, it's almost like with the dating
apps now you can almost do the search criteria like
you're booking a flight somewhere where it's like you can
get specific too.
Speaker 7 (28:57):
You can look just for geminis on the app.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, it's wild and just like height and like, yeah,
almost a point where that person probably isn't going to
be there.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
I literally don't even use those things. I'm like so shorts,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I've been using Craigslos recently.
Speaker 16 (29:14):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Intern John in your Morning show, Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Second date update on intern John in your morning show.
You go on a date with somebody you thought there's
a vibe, you feel like this could be a potential
of future together. Then they stop talking to you, they
stop returning your calls, text, whatever it is. We shot
to figure out exactly what's going on, Maggie, good morning,
good morning. So walk us through this. You and Phil
(29:42):
first met, I guess matched where on Hinge? Okay, a
month ago on Hinge? And what about Phil? Sit out
for you?
Speaker 10 (29:52):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Well, I thought he was really cute.
Speaker 13 (29:54):
Sure.
Speaker 19 (29:55):
I liked his profile. I mean, he just seems like
being in a kind of a happy guy.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Sure, And so.
Speaker 19 (30:02):
We were communicating and back and forth, and I loved
his sense of humor, and like I said, you just
seemed like very upbeat.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Sure.
Speaker 19 (30:11):
So two weeks ago, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Make a job. I'm sorry, so match a month ago?
And then to your point, so two weeks later, was
it just we were getting to know each other or
schedules are busy and that's why I was two weeks later,
and not not to cash judgment, but yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 19 (30:27):
We were going back and forth and everything else, and
so we finally decided Okay, let's just do lunch and drinks.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And so two weeks ago we had our first date. Okay,
so what did we do? Give us the deeds?
Speaker 19 (30:39):
Okay, well we went up, We had a really nice lunch,
had some drinks. He was a pert gentleman, I mean
great manners, paid for the lunch.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
I can't stan enough.
Speaker 19 (30:51):
I really liked him. I thought everything went great. We
seemed to hit it off in person. He was the
person that you know, I was seeing online. So it
was like, okay, this checks all the boxes and anyhow
ended it with a little kiss and good to go
and crickets.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
A couple of questions I have for real quick. So
you mentioned it was lunch. Did we agree on lunch?
Was it? Did you not want to do dinner? And
get no shame in the game, but just that that
was interesting.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
You know.
Speaker 19 (31:25):
It was like I had plans that week and I
had some I have some things going on, so it
was like the lunch work for both of us.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
So that's why we did it. Got you. The one
thing I wanted to note is in your email you
mentioned that you are, I guess old fashioned in the
way that you believe a dude should reach out first. However,
because we didn't hear from Phil, you actually reached out
to him, is that right?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (31:48):
I mean I waited a while, but I was like,
you know, I'm gonna give it a chance and to
see if he calls me.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
He doesn't, so I reached out to him and no response. Yeah, and.
Speaker 19 (32:01):
It's like I said, he's just kind of ghosted me.
He's not following my instant any longer. Yeah, he unfollowed
me and his hinge is still active.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Okay, so he's still alive and well lit. But okay,
this one found question. How long have you been single?
How long has he been single?
Speaker 12 (32:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Boy? He said he's been.
Speaker 19 (32:27):
His last real kind of steady girl was probably about
four or five months ago about and for me, it's
maybe events six months with a couple of people, but
short term.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
So let's say we'll call Phil, try to him out
with us and get his side of the story. Okay,
sounds like a plan. Oh one second, so.
Speaker 20 (32:50):
You can get mom, Hello, Hello, all right, looking for Phil?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Please?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Hey, that's still hey man.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
It's uh interns John. I got Sauce and Rose here
as well. Can we talk to you on the show?
Real quick about something. Nothing bad. I seed like a
second of your time.
Speaker 14 (33:17):
Uh yeah, sure, I'm on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Yes, we're doing a second date update. And I got
some of the other line here Maggie, if you want
to say hello, Hey, there and so felt Maggie reached
out to us. She had told us you guys matched
on Hinge about a month ago, had date two weeks ago,
everything went well, but that she's not hurt from you since.
So we're trying to see where your head's at.
Speaker 17 (33:40):
Meggie, Yeah, hey, hey, yeah, how you guys doing. I
guess Maggiere, you know we're people. We're fine, right.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
But why but why uh? Why blow her off? And
why not reach out to her?
Speaker 17 (33:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Me blow her off? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
I know?
Speaker 17 (34:06):
I thought I thought we were pretty established.
Speaker 14 (34:10):
Well, me and Maggie met about a month or so
ago for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No, I'm gonna catch you on so we know you
guys had the first date. So what from the end
of the first date to now, what's happened?
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Honestly?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (34:25):
She first off, I asked her out for dinner. She
puts me off on a lunch date, which Okay, it's fine.
It's the first time.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Maybe she just wants to be in public. Okay, So
we go on a lunch date, which is fine. I
thought we had a good time.
Speaker 14 (34:40):
But then later on in the evenings, I'm looking on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
It looks like she's at the dinner with someone, like
on a date. She double booked me.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Okay, Maggie, but hold on, hold on, I fete is
that true? Did we do you? Did you have a
date that night as well?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (35:04):
I had plans.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
That's I mean, that was why we did lunch.
Speaker 19 (35:06):
It was like I had a date plan for a
while and I went out to dinner.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. It's like, hey,
had a little competition. Wait, competition But.
Speaker 19 (35:16):
Okay, okay, so I guess it's like, okay, but are
you are you still talking to the other person? Yeah,
I mean I've talked to him a few times.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I haven't been out with him since.
Speaker 10 (35:29):
Actually, okay, we are number one three.
Speaker 19 (35:35):
No, it's you know, it's you're hey, look, we just
got no. I mean, I'm I'm allowed to date.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
We're not engaged, for sure, we're not cast question again.
I mean, you're not wrong technically, did we post on
Instagram hoping that Fell would see it or were we
just generally sharing that we're at the dinner?
Speaker 19 (36:00):
Oh, I was just sharing that we're off the center.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I mean I didn't put it. I didn't put a
picture of me with a guy or anything like that. Okay,
it was like.
Speaker 14 (36:07):
A pictures kind of like you're rubbing into my face, Maggie.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
To be honest, Okay, let me do this. I'm gonna
put you guys in hold. Are your team Maggie or
Team Fell?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows in case you
missed it.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Andrew, Howdy, good morning, Good morning. What are we doing today, Honey?
We're gonna woo saw together because we're playing a new
game called bedroom or Yoga. Okay, well, how does the
game work?
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Hoody?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
So I'm going to either list you a move you
can do in the bedroom or you can do it
in the yoga studio. Well, this should be good for me.
I'm experts at both, so yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'm
really pretty excited this one. Sure, I'll let this music
calm me down. Drive in the right frame of mind.
I'm feeling right now. First one easy crow John, This
(36:56):
John they called me in college. Bedroom that's the yokam.
That horn is not necessary. What's it called easy crowd?
Easy crow? My name is something different. No, it wasn't.
You don't know about Minnesota. Yeah, it's probably like easy
cow Sorry about worry about a Lord of the fishes row, Rose,
(37:22):
I feel like that has to be a yoga That
is a yoga move. Okay, all right, for sure he's
in for sure. Absolutely the cow poke John, Yeah, John,
Hell yeah, Brother, that's that bedroom. Hell we tell yeah,
it doesn't.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
I hate what you're saying that.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Sometimes you get the old cow poke.
Speaker 21 (37:43):
I'm saying, no, no, no, no, anyway, the teddy bear.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yes, Rose, I feel like that's the bedroom. That's the
bedroom move. Hell yeah, warm fuzzy. I hate playing this
game with you so much. I'm pro love sorry, pro flexibility.
Absolutely yeah, absolutely. Next one honds extended triangle John, John,
(38:14):
Where I come from. It's bedroom.
Speaker 21 (38:17):
That's a yoga moved for everything.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Because the way he was laughing, I was like, Oh,
that's that's because he knew you were gonna say bedroom.
Speaker 17 (38:27):
Well.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Let that taller from dun Dog had extended trianglet her husband,
where's the lie next one home?
Speaker 21 (38:36):
The lounging lioness ro I, that's yoga, that's a bedroom.
I'm not even gonna say what I was thinking about saying,
because it's just not appropriate.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Four limbed staff, John the four dude bedroom yoga?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
You don't know who's.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Worse at this point, Hoodey with the giggling.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Or John with the constant bedroom. We'll do a couple
of us. We'll play with you on the phone. Get
something to try out this weekend, standing room only tros Rose.
Now for the bedroom ones, do you need a partner?
Can you just asking for a friend?
Speaker 18 (39:27):
With one?
Speaker 4 (39:27):
More?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
The splitting of bamboo? Come on, dude, bedroom correct? Hell yeah,
all right we go? Uh in Frederick Caitlyn, good morning,
Good morning. How is your Tuesday so far? All right?
Here says what's work? Caitlin, hoodies, Canna give you a phrase,
(39:50):
you guys, if it's a yoga pose or a bedroom pose? Okay,
all right, there we go first one honey, push and tush,
push and tush. Caitlin, is that bedroom or yoga? That's
gotta be correct? Do you want more?
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
You win Caitlin fire log, fire Log Caitlin, is that
a bedroom?
Speaker 8 (40:12):
Congratulations, you're gonna selly Oh, thank you so much?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
No, thank you?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
On one second, get your information god more, that's you've
got the drop box trows. Yes, Rose, that do some research? Honey,
are you okay when you type them? And then when
you say it was just two different things drop Great?
That's so many meanings, uploading files, file stacks, snakes. John,
(40:42):
it's all again stacked bedroom. Hell. Yeah, it doesn't sound fun,
to be honest with you. That's not That doesn't sound
a lot of venom going around. Next one, Honey, standings foot.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Sean.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yes, John, I'm gonna a bedroom.
Speaker 8 (41:06):
That's a yoga move, John, don't have it you every.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Single one, I can't. I can't say that in the
other I have a sorry, but I can't tell that story. Yeah,
that was in the hospital for three days. I don't
want to talk about Next one, rocking Horse, John. Yes, see,
don't get Maddy. We're always saying bedroom because they all
sound like that could be bed bedroom. Yeah, it does
(41:36):
sound like absolutely all right, Trojan horse, by that mythology
for you. Next one, ear pressure. It's a tough one.
Speaker 21 (41:49):
Uh, I feel like that should be a yoga is alright?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
The last one. It's when John doubts. The answer is
when you know it's probably Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair.
I couldn't like picture it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (42:02):
Even picturing all the others.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
I've been trying to figure out what could possibly be.
Absolutely I'm a visual learner. If I do this, that'll happen. Yeah,
wild thing? Oh John mis John Yo bedroom one more
one more bound lotus John ros Yes, John said the
(42:31):
same time, one two three bedroom yoga.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 16 (42:38):
This is injured John and your morning shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Fake name Josh, good morning. All right, your confession, brother,
what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
All right?
Speaker 18 (42:49):
For the past eighteen months, I've had a secret job
that my fiance does not know about.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Okay, So are we working two jobs then? Or is
this now our full time gig? Is it only fans?
Speaker 18 (43:00):
This is now my full time gig. She thought I
was still working at the airport, which I did a
while back, but I actually took my eight time and
dedicated to selling baseball and football cards on ebag.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Really okay, So, fake name Josh, how much are we making.
Speaker 18 (43:16):
Once we're talking after Texas thirty five hundred.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Okay, that's pretty good money. Wow. Wait, so do you
then just like go Target buy cards and then flip
my mind?
Speaker 6 (43:27):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, I go to.
Speaker 18 (43:27):
Target, Walmart, some card shops. She still thinks I'm not
work for a ten hour day, so I have to
spend ten hours driving around buying cards, posting on stuff
like that, and then.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
Come along, why are we telling our fiance?
Speaker 18 (43:42):
I just feel like she'd be embarrassed of me because
there was times where I was the pest control guy,
which is a normal job, and she was embarrassed to
tell her family I was doing that.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, really, Josh, you should done for that's embarrassing that
she's embarrassed. Why did she be embarrassed about that? If
she can't selpart? If as long as you're providing and
doing your paying your bills, that's some cand of Makeunice
suggest guess your friends not like your fiance.
Speaker 18 (44:11):
My family doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, okay, I think you should dumb her ass. Fake
name Josh as a have you sung a decent guy? Uh?
Is she is embarrassed of what you do for work?
As long as we do is legal, that.
Speaker 11 (44:23):
Is Uh, you're not hurting anyone but real quick making money.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
What's the fact that we're on your side.
Speaker 11 (44:32):
Yes we are biased, but the pest control thing, like,
first of all, someone is going to have to have
that job no matter what. Anyway, I the last day
I went on was with the guy that ran a
pest control company.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
That's awesome. You make a lot of mind give And.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
I was like, this is dope, but I hate spiders.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yes, fake dam Josh, one second you were in the running.
I hope he dumps her ass too. Generally, if if something,
if the person you're with is embarrassed of you, and
you're doing what you do and you're making money, yeah,
it's a joblous. I'm sorry. Oh boy, fake named Tim.
Good morning. Remember we own judge, Fake named Tim.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
How you doing.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I'm doing well, man, your confession? What you got for us?
Speaker 4 (45:16):
All right?
Speaker 18 (45:16):
So I've had I had an ex about years ago.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
She got married and.
Speaker 18 (45:22):
Up having some kids, and then we happened to as
you meet up one time at a a friend's party
or something like that, and we kept in contact and
started started, uh started linking back up together.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
And she's still married to the kids.
Speaker 18 (45:41):
But then some months go by and she ends up
having another kid, and we come to find out that
that one is mine.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Okay, she's still married?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, yes, are you fake named Tim? Are you in
a relationship?
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (46:00):
And so does she?
Speaker 4 (46:03):
I was never at the time either, gotcha?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
And so how does she know for sure the kid
is yours? She do a test? If she is assuming
based on how things worked out?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Oh no, yeah, we we ended up doing a test
later on.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, And so is your plan then? Just to I mean, yeah,
what what how do you feel about it?
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Well?
Speaker 4 (46:22):
I always told her, you know, she was the law
of mind that. Uh.
Speaker 18 (46:26):
I think I'll take you back anytime you're ready. But
I'm not going to take you back just because that's
our kid. I'm gonna take you back because you love me.
That's your choice, that's her choice. You have a whole family. Yeah,
it's unto you will be supportive of what you want
to do.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
So is the does her husband know or I'm assuming?
Speaker 1 (46:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Right?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Yeah, no, nobody does.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Okay, All right, fake damn Tim? One second you're in
the run. Uh let me go, fake name Lisa, Good morning,
morn what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Girl?
Speaker 17 (47:02):
So I have a I have a friend from high
school and we're still really good friends. And I'm also
best friends with his girlfriend. But I'm aware that he's
cheating on her with multiple women. I don't he told me.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Why would he tell you? That's weird?
Speaker 4 (47:25):
It is. It is weird, it is. But he's high school.
Speaker 17 (47:29):
Best friend, so we've known each other for a very
long time.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Was he telling you, you think to see if you
be down?
Speaker 6 (47:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (47:40):
Maybe I think so?
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah? Okay, And so are you gonna tell your friend
or just kind of like, you know, not my place.
Speaker 17 (47:50):
I'm kind of hoping that they, like break up. I
don't have to tell to her.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 7 (48:03):
Sand first when you left?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
What's for us? Attacking the five guys in the bar?
YadA YadA.
Speaker 18 (48:10):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
So Faith and Lisa, let me ask you this. Let's
just say your friend finds out she's being cheated on
and she comes he goes faithding, Lisa, can you believe
Jake was cheating? What's your reaction? I'll be your friend,
U b U, Faith, Dame Lisa, Jake was sheeting this
whole time of multiple women? No no, no girl, she's
(48:31):
no no said no girl? Like you gotta tell her?
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (48:41):
Really I'm gonna tell her I can't keep.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, all right, this what you do? Fake? And Lisa
center the podcast and like why what do you think
of this? And then and there you go listen.
Speaker 7 (48:51):
At like seven fifty six of this podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Yeah, it's really.
Speaker 16 (48:54):
Good, just the good stuff in turn John in your.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Morning shows.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
And that does it for another I see why am I?
Speaker 2 (49:03):
In case you may sit with yours truly, my name
is Hoodie. You can follow me on all the social
media's at Andrew Hoodie. See a ce pictures of my
wife Mora and my dog Teddy.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Married Now that's always fun. Now just be like, no,
we're not dating, We're not fiance anymore.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
We married. We married, yo and failier minder.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Valentine's Day is coming up, so get your reservations planned accordingly,
especially because I think Valentine's Day this year is on
a Friday, so you have no excuses to be like, ah,
now we're about later. Now it's gonna be busy. If
you're trying to do it on the fifteenth, it's probably
gonna be just as busy. But follow the show at
YMS Radio. We got a ton of good content going
(49:40):
there every day. You want to participate in play this playoff.
You want to, you know, see what our faces look
like during more of the roses. We got you covered there.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
I do.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Hope you have a great week and I'll talk to
you next time.
Speaker 16 (49:51):
Just want to sneak began Monday's show, Hello intern, John
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