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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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This week we have to kick off in case you
missed it with what Secret did You Ruin? We talked
about secrets you might have kept for a long time,
(00:50):
secrets you want to spoil with the little ones you
accidentally ruined and are dealing with the repercussions of fake.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Name Christina, Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
The secret he blew? Fake named Christina? What was it?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
My best friend shared a secret that she was having
an affair and I thought it was just like, well,
I know all the details, but apparently when she told
her husband, she told him it was just a one
time thing. So I talked to him and I said
that it was just so great that he was able
to forgive her for all the time she did.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
It oh much, and he wasn't aware of that.
Speaker 8 (01:25):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So you like faith and Christina, it was an intentional thing.
It was like you thought that, like, oh, she had
come clean they started fashion and how and how strong
of him to forgive her for the transgressions? And he
was like, what do you mean? Multiple times?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
I was not given all the details.
Speaker 9 (01:44):
Yeah, okay, yeah you did. And she it was like
you were just as lost as he was anyway, for.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Sure, So fake named Christina. At what point of you
saying this, did you realize, Oh, he has no idea.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Immediately as soon as I said it, the look on
his eight it just dropped and he went, what do
you mean? Multiple times? Oh my god, I don't know
what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, I was just kidding. Uh did you tell your
friend afterwards? You guys have a conversation.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
No, I didn't say anything. I was scared.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, well okay, fake Dan Christina. One second, you're in
the running, although not your fault, not your fault. No,
because that's one of those things where the friends telling
you the secret because they want to get that guilt
of themselves. If and my friends are cheating, don't tell me,
don't bring me into that.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
Also, it's like, yeah, I finally told him, but she
told him what she like the slightest part of it.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Yeah, like the smallest part.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
They would not get her in like that much trouble
when she like, mission, you're gonna come clean, come clean?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yes, agreed, let me go. A fake name Mike, good morning. Hey,
I like the voice change on man. So fake name Mike,
this is your ex wife? What secret do they spell?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
When we were pregnant with my daughter, my ex wife
was actually texting me trying to complain about the morning
sickness and how sick she was. Then I got a
screenshot from my phone and she had accidentally sent it
to her mother, who didn't know.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Actually, Oh no, okay.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Was it think you meant to someone else? Oh yeah, Doc, Yeah,
I guess we'll talk later.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay. Were we not telling Mom yet because we were
just not far along if yet, or we just didn't
like Mom as a person.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
We weren't that far along there.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, that's fair. At least it wasn't like too too
bad exciting and also fake name Mike better her than you,
you know, Yeah, thanked Mike. One second. You're in the running.
You can vote for your favorite over text nine ninety
three three eight, fake named Cindy, good morning, How are
you guys doing well? Thank you? So the secret you spelled?
(03:47):
What happened girl.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
At the time with my brother's girlfriend. He had sent
me a text and it was a picture.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Of underwear and he goes, can.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
You please confirm that these are yours? With no other context?
And I saw the underwear and I immediately was like,
you know, and I haven't lived in that house for
like three years, so it's not like my laundry would
be in his clothes. Sure, And I didn't know that
his girlfriend at the time was sitting right next to him, and.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
That's how he got caught cheating.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh so your brother is being trifling. It was having
other thoughts over and then his girlfriend found out found
underwear there wasn't yours and his mind goes, all this,
call my sister, uh the blue and be like, these
are yours?
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Not even called he.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Just sent me a picture with no context saying.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Can you confirm these are yours?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
And I was like, you know yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
He was like, she'll be on the same she knows
how my brain works.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
That is so so okay, on the same page.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
I would do the same Thing'd be like those aren't mine?
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah? That is okay? Fake Dame Cindy one second you
were in the running, uh the at that point, brother,
I think it's better to take the album to bring
your sibling into it.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Like are these times like you see something like that,
Like that would be your first reaction anyway, like those
aren't mine?
Speaker 8 (05:07):
What are you doing?
Speaker 10 (05:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
You mean yeah? That's Like there's great videos of guys
calling their friends like hey, we you are having Like
if we you and I were dating, i'd have you
call hoodie and be like John's with you, right, and
then the guys but yeah, totally with me.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
No.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
But there's the ones with the girls too, and girls
are like, yeah, she's right here, and like the girls
are like right next to the dudes. Like I I
will I will say I know that I sound a
little judge. I have lied for a friend, Like I
have videos on my phone on me like talking to her,
and I'm like, oh, I should wear this out tonight.
Oh my god, I can't wait to go to like whatever.
And really like I knew that she was like like
like she was literally moving out of his house and
(05:42):
she wasn't she was literally like moving cause I didn't
forget to call my friend in Atlanta.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
I have to show. These videos are so good.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Okay, I can't wait and at Alexandria Kendall, good morning,
Good morning. You spilled what secret, Kendall, Oh, that.
Speaker 10 (05:57):
My sister was gonna get proposed to?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
No, how do you spill it? Kendall.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So my sister stole my favorite shirt and I was
babysitting her daughter, who I think was like five or
six at the time, and so I was like, this
is the perfect time to go get my shirt back
without her knowing about it, because my sister's that type
to be upset that I'm taking my own shirt back.
So it turns out I was in the boyfriend's dresser and
not her dresser, and I found the paper on it
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that was like the receipt for the ring. And the
five year old is in the room with me and
she saw me find the paper, so I tried to
like be flick and put it back.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And then I was like, don't tell your.
Speaker 11 (06:33):
Mom, Like, there was nothing in that drawer. There was
nothing in that drawer.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And then I get a call from my sister and
she's like, so Sydney found something in Jordan's drawer and
I was like, oh, yeah, what's that? And then she knew.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
No.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Are they are still together? Did it work out?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yes, they got their married, they have another kid. Very
happy boyfriend. Was not happy with me at all.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
It's not you, it's happened. Sometimes you're sens' shouldn't be
stealing your shirts. Kendall.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Yeah, you know exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I have the shirt you're in the you're in the right.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Bat's hilarious, Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows, in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I is this Aaron, Yeah, this is that time believe
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Bow right.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I put you in hold real quick. The show wants
to talk to you in the air. Perfect hold on
one second, dnet On getting off my knees to give
you something to feed your senses. Where to my left is?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I love that one? I'm a Shelby Lan and I'm.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Getting you in, getting you in where Chevy l anywhere
you want to go Tembis.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
We we're cousins tomorrow, Clara. You guys spash guests on
the phone all the way from the Big City. Aaron,
is that you? Oh yeah, see right, you sound very excited.
I got fantastic news for Aaron. We have somebody in
(08:14):
our secret lation chamber. This person in our secret relation chamber.
They called us because they said, if we asked them,
who's the last person to see you, Nikki, you will
say it's them. And if that happens, ut both win
a free cruise to Jamaica, which is beautiful as Timmy
(08:35):
oh wing on going on. So oh it's for real,
for real, Aaron. So, Aaron, all you got do in
the con three? You say, who has seeing you Nikki?
The person that's in our secret slation chamber? You get
their name right, You win the cruise at Jamaica. Queen,
do you understand the rules explained it to you? I
(08:58):
think I do. Yeah. Do you think you have an
idea who it is?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
I think I do.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
All right, don't think too hard. I want you to
get ahead.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Ache.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Here we going Catherine Aaron one two Rachel what che
Oh my god, I know it.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
I knew what you.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Can that word.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Why has he seen you naked?
Speaker 11 (09:27):
Why?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Meghan?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
You okay real quick. My name is intern John. I
got Sauce Rose here as well. We're doing a war
of the roses. That is your girlfriend three years Meghan,
And uh, I'm gonna be honest with Aaron. You won't
have that much time here. Meghan knows one thousand percent
what's going on between you and Rachel. Saw text messages
(09:51):
on your wife.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
You're so stupid, You're dumb. Oh my god, I knew it.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
I will hold on, hold on, hold on. I could
totally explain read naked like that is because I have
this really bad rash, you know, super embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I don't want you to see it.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Where the rash?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
But it went to your rash.
Speaker 10 (10:13):
And it's very very embarrassed. And where is the rash,
like in the good area?
Speaker 12 (10:18):
Oh my god, you're thesting cake.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
You're descending man.
Speaker 12 (10:25):
That doesn't even make any freaking sense. It doesn't make
any freaking.
Speaker 10 (10:27):
Sense at all.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
I knew you were messing around because I knew how
she looked at me.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
I knew she was weird.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
And she has a nurse you know, Aaron, you said
she's getting her getting her medical degree. Yes, getting her
medical degree.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
And the medical degree in my ass, you don't think
it was appropriate for you to either come to me
with that, like I see your naked, little dirty little
I ain't see no flunky rash from your behind.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
You know what, you know what?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
You have your mother.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Listening to.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Listen to this.
Speaker 12 (11:05):
That's why your mom is listening to this. She knows your.
Speaker 11 (11:11):
Are you going this brother like this?
Speaker 12 (11:16):
You're dumb and you know what.
Speaker 11 (11:17):
You know what.
Speaker 12 (11:18):
You just made it that much easier.
Speaker 11 (11:20):
I'm keeping the dog.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
It's like me.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Ever, Also, Aaron, the entire d m V about one
point five million listening to this show knows that you
have a ration and Gucci so a doctor. Yeah that's
an HR violce majoring and medical.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
First of all, shame on you all for tricking me
into this.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Absolutely, I apologize. Do you accept my apology?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Okay, I'm sorry?
Speaker 13 (11:54):
Is there a second of all?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Like you is going to be what the set good looks?
Speaker 12 (12:05):
Collecting everything and don't even think about that.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
PS five.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
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Speaker 5 (12:16):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
It's fairly well documented that I john have no idea
when somebody is with me or is interesting. Just said,
no idea. I think people are friendly.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
How can be well document if you don't even.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Know well people we have people on the show have
called in before openly like hit on me, And then
I didn't realize all that. People are texting like, hey,
that person was hitting on you. I'm like, oh, crazy interesting.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
How exciting is that you?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah? Very Yeah, it must sound pretty cute today, Rose
send this to me. These are the gestures that speak
loud to when somebody is very attractive to you. I'm
gonna be honest, I would miss all these.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
All of them, every single one. That's why I sent
it to you, honestly.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I mean, starting with they mirror your body language. I
wouldn't like.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
I have heard that If you do that, it makes
people subconsciously attracted to you because it seems like you
guys are alike.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
So according to a study from the Journal of Personality
and Social Psychology, which we got their calendar fantastic as
all the dates it does, and most of them are
correct too. Someone's tendency to mirror another one often contributes
to a more positive perception of that person.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Yeah, it thinks you think that that person's like you,
so you like them more.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I think if I guess Andy in the office when
he tries to act exactly like Michael to like make
him like him, like the first episode, Oh yeah, that
kind of like then, yeah, Eric has always said I
do this, but they lean towards you. That's a sign
somebody's interested.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
Well yeah, okay, Sauce.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
It's like even if you have your feet facing someone,
apparently that means that you like that person.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
M oh god, drawing your attention to them. I guess, yeah,
like pelvis to pelvis.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
Yeah, but like I said, feet not pelvis, that.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Controls the other one.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
I mean, yes, yeah, yeah, and I guess that's true.
Speaker 13 (14:05):
Like if I'm trying to get out of a conversation,
I'm like basically like turning away, like my body's turning
away from.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
Them, So yeah, that that's track. I'm like closed off.
My arms might be crossed or my hands are folded.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Exactly they say, were tending more attractive people close to us.
This means that only do we feel the emotional pull
towards people we know well in our lives, we also
can signal attraction using physical closeness, even with standing as subtle. Uh,
something subtle is turning our knees to face somebody. Yeah,
I guess i'd noticed that in like a car of somebody.
If my date in, like the girl has her knees
facing the door, I'm like, this probably isn't going to go.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
Well, yeah, we probably shouldn't be here, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, this is closed off.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
She hates me.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
That's I can tell a girlfriend is mad too, if
the knees are face Oh, we're not. Oh yeah, the
vibe right now. Yeah, I'm in trouble. I'm in danger.
They maintain eye contact, I want to think probably makes
more sense.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Yeah, I feel like that's an easy tell if they
are maintaining eye contacts or not distracted by stuff around.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
Yeah, I just want to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, that's fair. That's when their people's dilate. I wouldn't
I wouldn't even know.
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Yeah, it's real close attention.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I feel like usually I'm probably the buzz that my
eyes are all over the place. I have no idea. Okay, okay,
you can see those memes where it's like, why didn't
you stay hi at the bar last night, and it's
like me and the bar last night. Day, it's like
a blurry thune blur. Yeah, it's like that's why.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
It's like the Christmas lights, like with a stigmatism.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yes, listen, my brother or sister in christ I didn't
even know I was at the bar last night.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
Also, like whenever I'm out, I can't remember people's names,
so I just wait.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I'm the worst at that.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
I'm just like really bad names and faces. And last
week and even when I was out, somebody came up
and they're like, oh my god, I met you last weekend.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
And I remembered meeting them, but I don't remember. I
didn't remember their name.
Speaker 9 (15:40):
It looks like somewhat familiar, but they just looked like
every other girl that looks like me. She looked like
very similar to myself. Okay, yeah, that's probably what you
guys bonded, probably, But I was like, I like, but
she looked like the friend the friend group that she
was with, you know, like that friend group where everybody
looks very similar. Yeah, but they all had like short
dark hair blah blah blah, And I was like, I
can't remember.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Yeah, so now we allow each other on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Just no, our name's not her.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
It starts with a C. Okay, but it's not Kate. Okay,
So I know that break back just asking people.
Speaker 13 (16:13):
There's there's one person that like, was like, I'm so
sorry I forgot what's her name?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Again?
Speaker 10 (16:17):
And I was like, I wasn't offended by it. I
was more impressive than I asked.
Speaker 13 (16:21):
I was like, wow, like I need to do that,
but I'm too scared.
Speaker 10 (16:25):
No I did.
Speaker 9 (16:26):
I did ask her her name, but I forgot it already.
Color Chief, Well, I can just go find her Instagram
because I can just go see who like recently followed
me or who I recently followed.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
I followed her back obviously.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
This next one is a little bit hard to tell too.
But if their palms are sweaty, I.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Wouldn't really know.
Speaker 9 (16:42):
But okay, if you can't, can you know by looking.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Unless they are drenched, I suppose.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
But if your palms are sweaty, please don't touch me.
I don't need to find out by you touching They
don't touch my hand or.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
Something, and I'm like, oh god, I.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Would assume your sick. Yeah, that's kind of like the
like this, one of them are obvious if they're a
living conversations.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah, I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I was sore they're saying too, like if you bring
up something to ask follow up questions that then they're
actually likesting what you're saying. Yeah, if they smile or
laugh a lot around you, which is tough for me.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
Because everyone's just so laughy and smiley around you.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Thank you for saying that always.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I know you mean that I did, and that's what
and that's why I appreciate that you're welcome. Yeah, so
that for me that that's tough.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
Yeah, So you just assume, just just go into assuming everybody.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
For everybody's in love with you, Tron, everybody's farting with you.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
This is intern John in your morning show. Is in
case you.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Listed fake name Amanda, good morning, Hey, good morning. Interesting.
So your question was asking for a friend. You are
made of honor in the wedding. I am, I'm the
maid of honor. Okay, and what's going on.
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Isn't going on at this point? My best friends getting married.
So happy for her. She unfortunately I hate saying this,
but she has turned into.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
A bit of a bride zilla.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Okay, absolute monster. Oh I'm like, bad, bad, bad that.
Speaker 14 (18:19):
She's very anxious and she means well, but she's just
very tight a And you know, we have the Bachelor
at Austin and I mean every single day that we're there,
every like.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Second is accounted for.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
I mean it's just jam packed.
Speaker 15 (18:36):
There's a bribal shower, and you know, all the.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
Other bridesmaids are kind of tacking it out on me
and like to say something.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Oh okay, so almost like all the bridesmaids in her
agreement that it's getting to be too much and they
want you to kind of, as the leader, so to speak,
talk to her.
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Yeah, like I need to kind of say something in
a nice way.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
You know, we all love her, we're all happy for her, yeah,
but kind.
Speaker 14 (19:04):
Of just sort of say something in a way that's like, hey,
like we're all several thousand dollars in at this point
and the wedding's not until next year.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Yeah, you know, yes, thank you.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Okay, so you get it.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
We're all a little stressed out.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Okay, learn how to say it.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah, so help me, but you hold one second. Yeah, sure,
fake name Jessica, good morning, good morning. What do you
want to stay at? Asking for a friend?
Speaker 6 (19:38):
So I'm in the same position with my daughter right
now because we live in Nashville. Per party is in
Florida and her wedding is in Memphis. Oh actually yeah,
and we have people coming. Everybody's traveling.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I think she needs She decided she does not want
to have about sirret party because she knows how much
money everybody's already spending.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Sure, yeah, yeah, that's fair. Well, especially to you because
Bake Dame Jessica, Memphis and Nashville might as well be
in separate states. You talk about be in the opposite end,
the polar opposite end of the state.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Well, and people are flying in from Maryland Memphis and
then having to get to the wedding in Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Oh yeah, because that makes it ran Yeah, it makes sense,
that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Okay, it's a lot of ask and you know, it's
I think it's appreciative that we're not also asking for
a present about Sharrette party.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Sure, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, you want to be
too much of a burden. I understand that people are
not going on fanke Dame Jessica, thank you for listening.
On a great day.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Hey you too, Thank you, babe.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Let me go real quick or we're done, do you? Emily,
good morning. What'd you want to say of asking for
a friend?
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (20:59):
She should definitely say something, but what if silly you're away?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
This happened with my cousin.
Speaker 15 (21:06):
We were her bridesmaids and she was just in a
known you didn't.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Even realize she was being a bride villa.
Speaker 15 (21:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (21:13):
It's just about like getting them to focus back.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Yeah, yeah, I suppose to makes sense because they got
so much going on that it's like if nobody tells
you're being a doucher, you're just going to keep asking
the same way because you assume it's acceptable.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I think that's so Yeah. Yeah, Emily on one second,
puts you hold and gets your coffee for Colin. And
if you want to do an asking for a friend,
d m's are always open at YMS Radio Fiscal.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Fake name Liz, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Are you.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
This is kind of crazy. You found out what that
you weren't supposed to, Okay, and so how'd you find
this out?
Speaker 6 (21:58):
I kid, and I found my birth certificate.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Yeah, and I was born in eighty eighty nine and there's.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
A beano on there that said like September ninety two.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
So I asked my mom.
Speaker 15 (22:13):
I was like, is that where I'm born?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
And you've been.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Lying about my age? And she goes, oh, no, you
found it you're adopted.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Oh my gosh. Okay. That that's a lot taking.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Yeah, especially when you're like.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
I was gonna ask how old you were? Oh did
they plan on telling you or.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
They did, but they wanted to tell me when.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
I was older. I guess I don't know how old.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, Okay, Well, uh, that's a lot taken. Fake dam
list and you're on the right side. Yeah, well to
be thinking that you're three years younger than you are,
that's not you. But also yeah, there we go. Yeah,
there's so many of these fake name Lauren, good morning morning,
I girl, you found out what?
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Okay, I was about seven months pregnant, and I had
an extra bedroom in my apartment, so I would let
my child's father sleep off, you know, his night work
in the other bedroom. And one day he left his
work phone out and it was pulling off a lot.
So I picked it up and there are tons of
text messages, and I ended up finding out that he
(23:24):
was communicating with another woman and he was in a
deep relationship with her and starting another family with.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Her as well.
Speaker 10 (23:32):
Hell now, hell now, yeah, yeah, when you.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
And log he own up to her what he do.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
No, he did not. Oh, he denied. He tried to
take that to his grades, even with through social media,
even with the text messages. Everything, he denied until I
threatened the girl's life, because when you're a partner, you
turn insane. Yeah yeah, I heard and say.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Allegedly, yeah, we're just going to put you in hold
the quick before we get ourselves.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
But I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I mean, not that it wasn't justified, certainly, but you know,
we can't condone uh no, threatening lies, But we understand, yes,
we don't condone. We understand. Fake name Abby, good morning,
good morning. You found out what that you weren't supposed
to find out fake name Abby.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
I found out that my grandma have a long lost daughter.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Oh boy, so so an aunt? Yes, yes, okay, how
did you find this out?
Speaker 15 (24:39):
So I was giving some uh.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
I was on the phone with my brother and we
were face finding my aunt, who were very comfortable talking to,
and he had just told her some really big news
and she reacted and was like, oh my god, this
is the greatest thing I've heard since.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
And then her face is like went white.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
And we were like what, and you know, she's like, oh,
I can't say. And then of course we were like, well,
have tell us now, and she's like, so your grandma
has another daughter, Like I have a sister that we
just found out about, and she lives in Rhode Island
and like all of these.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Crazy things and we were like, oh my god, like
what oh.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
So my grandma ended up getting pregnant while she was
still in high school and her mother was like not
okay with it, sure, and she actually like sent her
away for a year to live with this like nun
yeah the baby, and then they yeah, they like forced
her to put it up for adoption themselves.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
And we just found out because she started filling out
like the daughter started doing these like twenty three meters everything, yeah,
and started cooking around.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
So the news was like gonna come out.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
That okay, manhole.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Why they all found that?
Speaker 8 (25:43):
She found her?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah? Have they made contact?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:47):
Well good, yeah they did.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
She actually came to visit and stuff. So it turned
out very well. But I was like, that's kind of
sad that my grandma had to carry that around.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Oh yeah, no doubt. Okay, thank Mabby one second you're
in the run. Yeah, I'm glad things have changed.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Yeah, me too, certainly, especially because back then it was
so easy to move on, like if like I'm not
trying to sound sexist, but men sometimes would abandon their
families and it was very easy tot oart new life.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
Yes, back in the day.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Dave Chappelle had a great joke about if you wanted
to cheat in the fifties, just go the next town.
Speaker 9 (26:16):
Literally it was so easy. And I mean that happened
to like somebody in my family. And then when she
went to go confront her dad, he was like, I
don't have a kid when that's her.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Dad, Mammy trifle.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Isn't that sad?
Speaker 9 (26:28):
I just think it's terrible. It is and I know
it happens both. Wait, yeah, but it's sad, not great.
Faith named the call good morning, good morning. I found
out what that you weren't supposed to know.
Speaker 15 (26:41):
That my mom has pictures of her boyfriend in her
underwear and her boss found them.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Okay, okay, this is so oddly specific. How would you
find this out?
Speaker 15 (26:55):
Well, I overheard her talking to her friend on the phone.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Yeah, okay, do we know how the boss got the
photos out?
Speaker 15 (27:03):
Well, oh, they didn't have a little thing going on
at one point, but he found them in her glove box.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
In her car. Okay, email, it's ulus, it's insane, it's insane, so.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Fake in the this begs the question, why was the
boss in your mom's car?
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Well, like I said, they have a little thing.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Yeah, see your mom. Your mom's a little bit of
a freak faking.
Speaker 7 (27:32):
Yeah, you don't even know the half of it.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Busy does she on Instagram?
Speaker 8 (27:39):
She bumble or hands or tender or Facebook dating?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
You don't want to get into any of what you'll.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Wait in the call. Now, I'm curious.
Speaker 15 (27:49):
There's a reason we don't talk that.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Okay, okay, Well.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
Tell you a little like trials and tribulations in your life.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
So yeah, for sure, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 9 (28:00):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Intern John in your morning show, Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
I thought this was crazy because usually, like TV studios
and movie studios do a pretty good job in modern
times of like keeping props, especially something your flying money.
Back in the day, we've done stories about the original
death Star from Star Wars was used as a grill
and somebody's like shop this to me, I was like,
how's this happened? Sarah Jesca Parker her iconic wedding dress
(28:30):
from Sex and the City, the movie Say the movie,
was found a thrift store for nineteen dollars.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
What is Isn't that like a couture draft because Bara Wang,
Yeah that.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Was that was like a yeah, So this Poschmark reseller
was shopping in a thrift shop in Chicago when she
found the dress worn by Sarah Jesca Parker's character during
the franchise's first film based off the series, the gown
from the two thousand and eight movie. Because a white
shrapless bodis I don't know that that is Yeah, the
layers of feather, and I are picturing it right now.
(29:01):
We know, she said in the TikTok video. They're a thick,
freaking way, which is fair. I cannot believe I found
this dress to go well for eighteen dollars and ninety
nine cents. That is wild.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
That's an iconic, guess.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
And that big feather on her hair, I had a bird.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yes, in the movie. She wore the designer piece for
a Vogue photo shoot, this story about her being a
forty year old bride.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
The video went viral and their comment section filled up
with fellow Sex and City fans begging her to buy
the dress, as others offered it to be sold one
thousands dollars.
Speaker 10 (29:34):
Yeah, so amazing.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
I mean she could she could make a killing off
of that dress.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
So she hasn't listed it yet for sale. I guess
in her online shop she's like, not sure how to
sell an item like that the fifth or asked for suggestions.
I mean, it is kind of crazy that whoever was
in charge of HBO yeah, was like, hey, you read
the dress.
Speaker 9 (29:53):
That is kind of odd, especially because that was such
an iconic movie. Because the show wasn't on anymore and
everybody like I remember my roommate in college went out
and bought that movie and we all sat around in
my dorm room and watched it because we were so
excited and I had never actually seen sex and the say,
to be fair me, everybody else was excited.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It might be like one of the biggest TV to
movie like crossovers we probably have had. Yeah, at least
it was the biggest one. Yeah, yeah, so it's just crazy.
I'm sure it was some intern HB. I was like,
I get the scar of it.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Maybe Sarah Desca Parker was like, I don't really want
They're like you, and I was like I don't want this,
you have it, and then the girl was like, I
don't even fit in this anymore.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Well, it almost feels like Smithsonian worthy, like one of
those things where it's like American.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
History to the damn Yeah some thing.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I guess go Threat Stories is kind of.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
The Yeah, you never know what you're gonna find.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
I mean, we always get the Star Wars stuff in
the woods. I got sauce once, a Unicorn lamp that's
in my my I was gonna say my closet room,
my beauty room. I got myself a giant eagle statue
which was for thirty dollars. I couldn't afford not tow
so could you leave that behind? I couldn't. No freedom, absolutely, brother,
you can go.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
You can go get caught up intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Now full disclosure, sauce, you're the one that sent me this. Okay.
Would you consider yourself a control freak?
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Sometimes?
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
In what ways do you think you are?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (31:11):
I think that I'm so used to how I like
things because I've lived along and been single for so long,
that it makes me come.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
Off as a control freak.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
Okay, that makes sense because I just I'm just used
to things my way, which I if I was in
a relationship, I would definitely not I would work on
being a control Freak's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
I understand.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
I would not be bossy.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Uh, this is hager supposed to. If you're control freak, great,
you think you need to read to other people's tasks.
Speaker 8 (31:39):
I think that everybody has gone through that, though that
could be anyone.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
There's we've all been there where it's like, oh, if
you want something done right, do it yourself.
Speaker 8 (31:48):
We have all had a situation where we have thought that.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
They say, if you ask someone to low dishwasher, full laundry,
but as soon as it's done, you jump in the
quote fix that they did wrong.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
But have you seen how some people we dishwashers.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
So.
Speaker 13 (32:00):
Sometimes you can like rearrange it and fit more things
than I have done that I have as well.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
They say to dial it down or mind yourself. The
world won't end if the towels aren't folded.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Your way correct, But they're gonna they're not gonna fit right.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
It's one of those things where is that worth the fight?
If you ask them they do something, they do it,
they didn't do it your way. By still i've done
is that worth the fight?
Speaker 9 (32:20):
The towel thing though, cracking out because my mom, like
I would try to help her in like full towels
in high school. She's like, you did it wrong. You
just unfold them all and refold them. And she's not
a control freak at all. Yeah, she's sill, laid back,
but when it comes to the dishwasher and the towels,
those were my where my mom draws through the line.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Maybe you're bad at folding towel sauce.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
They full my towels the exact way that she does.
So look at that.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Back at that, you think you're a leader, but you're
really a micromanager.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
That's fair.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
That is a good point because there is a difference
because if you're a leader, people actually want to listen
to you. If you're a micromanager, people hate you and
are scared of you.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Correct, I'm even said they're scared. They probably more annoyed
with you.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Yeah yeah, like I don't respect you because you just
seem to not even know what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, and seven powering others, you end up making them
feel incapable or untrusted. Yes I can't, they say kry.
The Harvard Business Review effective leadership involves the buying workload
fairly and trusting team members to handle their responsibilities and.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Make you feel valuable, like make you feel like you
add to the workplace. And that's I think was a micromanager.
It makes you feel like you can do nothing right.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Oh yeah, no, it is often you go like, how
the hell is that person a boss? Like they might
be very intelligent and good certain things, like, but you
should not be managing people. Oh yeah, yeah, you're uh
you dominate your event planning.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
It depends on what it is.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Well, I'll say this about sas you need you need
to know the plan I do you or not go
with the.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
Flow type of gal I am in like certain instincts
and sorry, certain aspects.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
But I think it depends on what it is. It's
depends situational.
Speaker 13 (33:48):
It's also different than taking over and like chart like
taking charge and planning the event.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
Like she didn't like the way you planned it, so
she's going to replan it for you. That's not yeah,
based something.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
They say it they So you pick the location, set
the schedule, assigned task without asking for input. While your
intentions are good, can make others feel like their their
preferences don't matter. That's fair. Yeah, it doesn't matter. There's
there to like their worker bees if you will. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, uh, somebody text it in Uh. Three generations
of towel folders here they have to be fully.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Correctly see you get it.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Yeah. You become a backseat driver when someone else takes
the wheel.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
I don't think I do that really sometimes. I mean
you just drive really slow. Though I know that if
I were to get in a car with you. My
father even Hoodie. I've been behind Hoodie driving to work before,
and I have I've said this, and I love you all,
but I know that we're going to drive time to
wherever we're going.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
We're gonna dry it safely.
Speaker 8 (34:44):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
That's so slow. You comment on their speed, suggest different routes,
and grip the armress every time they break.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
That's my mom.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
My mom will be like, I hate having my mom
in my car if I'm driving, I can't. She stresses
me out, like I'm gonna get in an accident because
of her being my dad.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Does that? Yeah, they say constant criticism makes the driver
feel tense and judged.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
That's exactly how I feel. Yeah, and she'll be like,
oh my god, break break break, break, break, and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Get out in my car, get out on my car. Man,
please walk, ma'am, please please walk? Are you spiral? And
people quote go with the flow sometimes.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
Yes, I am guilty, guilty as charged sometimes so yeah,
because I need to know what we're doing.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
I get that.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Yeah, I understand that I'm just a girl. Let me
let me live.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Yeah, especially because if we're going somewhere like there needs
to be like reservations. Yeah, how we got to get there.
They say when plans change at the last minute, people
go with the flow.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
You feel anxious if someone doesn't make reservations and we're
just gonna get food and figured it out.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
I am so stressed out. I am not having a
good time.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Oh yeah, all, especially if it's like seven o'clock in
a weekend, like, oh well, just fine is the place?
I'm like, where do you think we're gonna find?
Speaker 9 (35:52):
That happened to me a few months ago. We were
like at the maybe maybe it was a year ago.
It was around baseball season. We were at the wharf
and everyone's like, yeah, we'll figure it out. Or you
were in a neighbor yard. I don't know, and I
was like the whole day, I was just not having
a good time.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah no, I think I'm like.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
You see how proud it is. Do you see this?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
It's not going to go out for us? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
You think cranking someone's helpful when it's really just rude.
Speaker 9 (36:12):
Yeah I do that sometimes, and I do mean it
in like a helpful way, not in a rude way.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
So I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
Just the good stuff is intern John and your morning shows,
In case you missed it, fake name Melanie, good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
This is hilarious. Your confession involves boyfriend and a pet.
What's going on?
Speaker 11 (36:34):
So me and my boyfriend we lived together and I
finally convinced him to let me get a puppy, and
you know, I'm just a dog lover and he doesn't know,
but our Golden Retriever puppy has eaten three pairs of
his Jordans. I need to go out and buy brand
(36:55):
new Jordan's, which are really extensive, and then try to
recreate the weird path.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
No, okay, yeah, because you can't just have like brand new,
you know, Jordan's, Like, hey, these I've had, these are
three years. You'd had to like recreate the scuff marks
and so on and so forth.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Yes, from memory, because the dog ate so much of them.
I'm like, okay, I remember him complaining about doing this, and.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
I kind of remember seeing him trying to scrub that part,
and oh my.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Gosh, that's hilarious. Okay, Okay, I put you a whole
one second. Yes, let's go. Fake name Lucy, good morning, Hi,
good morning. I go your confession of Ball's dating apps.
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
So I was talking to this guy, on a dating
app and it was probably only a.
Speaker 15 (37:44):
Couple of days.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
And then I ended up hanging out with my cousin
not long after that, and we're pretty close, so I
was talking to her about it, and then I so
find out he had actually matched with my cousin like
a week prior, and they had been talking and he
was pretty much feeding us the same line.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
I mean, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Mean, he can't blame the guy, right because it's like,
if it's working, sure, so did you your cousin come
to a truce? You're gonna fight to the death over
this guy.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
So we kind of just messed around a little bit
and played the game. So we were both still kind
of texting him.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
And then we both just kind of went, m I A,
for sure, do you and your cousin look alike or
like look similar?
Speaker 15 (38:33):
We do, just different color here, Okay, I.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Mean, what are the odds? All right? Thank you? One second?
You're in the running. I would venture to bet nine
dude's conversations on the apps it's the exact same stuff.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Have you ever re used the same stuff?
Speaker 4 (38:47):
I mean, because listen, you're fishing for fish.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
If you.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
If one bait's working.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
You stick to that bait us.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Oh yeah, I was getting reactions for sure keeping that
you know you can they relationship. Thanks, that's fine to
get in a reaction. Good for it. Let me go
out fake name the call. Good morning, hiding your confession? Girl,
What you got for us?
Speaker 6 (39:12):
My best friend she just had her six week appointment
to concern that she's going to have a baby, and
she only told me and her partner, and it's so
hard to not tell anyone being for so long.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Oh that's excited. Are you giving me like god mother
or something like that?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Yeah, I would basically be you know, if I'm marry
my boyfriend, then that would be my niece or nephew.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Oh that's adorable. Okay, how much long are you hold
it for faking the call?
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
She just sent me the picture like on Saturday, so
I don't know how long I have to wait. I'm
gay for her to text me with the other picture
of the announcement.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
That's adorable. Okay, faking the call one second, you're in
the running.
Speaker 13 (39:54):
Yeah, don't say anything until she says something publicly.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
We won't tell abody. Don't be fine.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
It's just the good stuff.
Speaker 10 (40:01):
Intern John and your Morning Show in case.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
You missed it, and that does it for another eye
see why am I in case you missed it?
Speaker 4 (40:10):
With yours truly?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
My name is Hoodie. You can call me on all
the social media's at Andrew Hoodie. If you looking for
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Speaker 3 (40:26):
But I hope you have a great Saint Patrick's Day weekend.
Because it is on a Monday, it kind of can celebrate.
Now you can kind of celebrate next weekend depending on
when you're listening to this, But make sure you wear
green wherever you go for the next four days. Just
see you avoid getting pinched. Drink all the beer you want,
but you know, drink responsibly and find a ride share
if you can, or a friend who's driving and isn't drinking.
Totally do that as well. But I do hope you
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have a great weekend and I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
I want to sneak began Monday's show.
Speaker 9 (40:53):
Oh intern John and your Morning show on their socials
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