That Time We Liked Weird Smells

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Second Chance prom got you a chance a million dollars plus,
qualifying you to go to Universal Orlando Resort. So much
going on, sauce. How's your last twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
It was great. I love summer because then it's like
pool season, and some of my friends work from home,
so we can go to the pool and stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
That's exciting.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
But yesterday I went home and I went to my
pool and I hung out with some of my neighbors
because there was an incident in my apartment. So that's
how I figured out what happened, you know, by hanging
out with my neighbors and then an hour later, I
was like, I'm gonna bop on over to another apartment
where my friend, you know, she's working from home. So
then I went to her apartment and hung out there
for a while, and then I went home, and then

(01:07):
I ended up going out for happy Hour, which turned
into me drunk Island John at like eight three.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Last night and me being gasolt. So I so it
was word ma'am so I So I got the call
at the held on I must call my daddy too. Whoops,
wow eight forty four pm. I was working beds long day.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Sorry, that was fourteen minutes off with my call.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Anyway, am I Hey, okay? And I can tell it
takes me. I can tell when Shelby is drunk because
there's an air of happiness under the voice where it's
kind of like like a gleefully, like you're seeing the
world very happy.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Like no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Childlike wonder, where it's like to be fun to have
lovely hoops and set microphones like that kind of like,
and so that would be fun like that kind of
like child like wonder. And so I'm like, hav a
sleep and she goes, wait a second, are you drunk?
I go no, I'm not. I'm like I am, like,
I had my retainer in and then I got away
in a second, you're drunk, and she's like, I only

(02:06):
had four. I'm like your gas.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I was like, how's that gas lady?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
You were the one blow tips like call me drunk.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
When you're drunk, and then I said I only had four,
which was a factual statement. I am just very small.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, gaslighting. You would have been like, no, you're definitely drunk.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
No, I heard that you were out at a bar
to night, like, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Called me buzz and then accused me of being drunk.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, she didn't accuse you.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
She asked a question.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
You're in at eight thirty being a curious person, John, Yeah,
currieus Shelby, curious little monkey there she is, okay, like
Currie Shorge, but her all right, So that's good. Yes,
it was good. And that's all I did. I just
hung out at Pools all day yesterday and then I
went out to happy hour.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
It.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Man, it's a tough light because I was trying to
hit on a guy and then this other guy wouldn't
leave me alone. But I was like making eye contact
with the other man to the point that I had
to like throw myself at him.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
How to go you catch?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I got his Instagram okay, the.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Jazz words Instagram and jazz Ford.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well he was the he was a good musician, that's.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Not this was his Instagram handle on his like sign.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
No. I actually suggested that he should actually like promote,
like bring in a sign with his names if people
know that's I mean, that's but I was like, hey,
I was like, just so you know, most people usually
like have a sign with their name or Venmo and everything.
I was like, and you don't have either, so how
are you going to be tipp He's like, they pay
me pretty good money to pay here. I was like, okay,
god forbid, you make more money.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
But yeah, yeah, that's this morning I realized I don't
find him attractive, So I think I was just drunk.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well to that point though, that is a good for
any entrepreneurs. If you're doing like crafts and something like that,
you should like, yeah, have the QR code of your
Vemo and have all that because that way, like if
we learned, it's like you can't get people an excuse
not to do wherever it is with the show, it's like, oh, like,
I'm not in the car as much anymore, sick. Here's
the podcast cool, here's the app. Yeah, and so I
go good friend. Android is one of the most talented

(04:01):
musicians of all time. Marketing wise is nice thing. I
think he would say that his wife for me very good,
that she made the signs and it's like demo cash app. Yeah,
so there's literally I don't have EMO. Here's cash up. Yeah,
I have cash up. Here's my apple pey. Yeah. So
there's no excuse. And I think that's a very smart
thing to do, because if you want market yourself, nobody
else is going to exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And I just kind of realized this morning. He looks
like a knockoff version of this guy dated like a lot. Okay,
so that's why I'm like, oh, type when I have
a type of musician with tattoos and brown hair and
pretty eyes.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
No way, does he look like he can carry groceries
inside the house.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, he was very nice.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
That wasn't the question.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
My problem is I'm always going out with a bunch
of guys, and like the one guy was with very
is very intimidating looking because he's like six six and
he has a bunch of tattoos. So I think that
that was my problem yesterday.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, I'm glad you think that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Thank you, John. And then I went home and I
went to sleep.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Look good for you, Rose. How are you feeling you
suffered a yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I had twenty four hours. So as I was leaving
work yesterday, I took the stairs as I usually do,
because I feel like taking the stairs down is still.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Getting some exercise, you know.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
And I've had a few incidents in this stairwell where
I've slipped, but I've caught myself many times, yes, and
I'm always like, whoo, I caught myself.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
That was a close call.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yesterday I could not catch myself, and I think part
of the problem is because my shoe flew off. I
fell so hard my shoe flew off and I couldn't
catch myself. I then not only did I land on
the corner of the stair on my booty. And by
the way, I just want to give you a visual.
When I'm leaving or when I'm coming into the building,

(05:47):
I have multiple bags.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Because one's for breakfast.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
One I'm breastfeeding, so I pumped during work, so one
has all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I have my backpack with my lap, so I'm kind
of off.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Kilter because I had all my bags on one side,
and so I land on my right side.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
On my boot.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
There's a bruise in the shape of a line from
the stairs.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
So I hit the stair. My shoe flies off my toes.
I feel like I was trying to catch myself. So
my pinky toe and the toe next to it are
like buckled, like they're underneath. And then I bounced down
like three stairs. I slammed my elbow so hard on
the stair that my hand goes numb and my hand

(06:26):
goes so I once, I like, stop moving because I'm
I hit it once.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And then I bounced and I was like, okay, I
can I can.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
I know I couldn't catch myself, So I stand up
and I just drop on my bags and I stand
there for a second and I just start laughing because
it was the most ridiculous thing that has probably ever
happened to me. And then I collect my belongings, I
go in my car and I cannot stop laughing, which
you will see a video of on my social media
talking about falling down the stairs and I'm okay, I

(06:56):
didn't hit my head, I didn't roll down the stairs,
but I did get had a pretty gnarly contusion on
my behind and ebo.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Well, the factor shoe flew off says a lot about
like how hard you fell?

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Then do not understand like it flew like it didn't
tumble down the stairs. It flew hit the wall and
like dropped. It was the craziest, the craziest thing. So, yeah,
I've been dealing with that. Not fun to sleep because
I like to roll. So that's that was. That was
a good time. Sitting is is an adventure getting in

(07:30):
my car because you know, when you get into your car,
you're going and you're kind of on your right side.
That's also an adventure.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
But I'm okay, how's your shoe.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
My shoe survived luckily. I am wearing the same shoes today,
which made the stick.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
And then last night at about three it was it
was three thirty, so I was like about to be
waking up for work, smoke alarm going off and we
have to figure out which one it is because we
have two sleeping girls, because that would be a nightmare.
Ye turns out the smoke alarm that was in Charlie's

(08:08):
room needed a new battery. At three thirty in the morning,
we heard it and Clint jumped out of bed first
because he's like, what is this an nooise?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
And then he figures out it's one in her room
and luckily we were.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Able to change it without her waking up, because that
was the other thing is when you put a new
battery in and you have to push the button and
it beeps, and then all of the others in the
house beep. So he did that and I was like,
oh my gosh, I was just waiting for like Georgia
to wake up or Charlie to wake up. Luckily both
of them slept.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Hell yeah, it was touch and go for a minute.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
But we made it.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
They got those magic fingers. Yeah. There is nothing scary
than when like you almost fall and you catch yourself.
Every now and like in the shower that happened, I'm like,
that could have been it. Yeah, how long?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, those ones scary.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
That's how I'm gonna go. It's like a prune. They're
gonna find me in the water.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
And because this stairwell, like I've slipped a few times,
I have like every day when I'm walking down I'm
like a hope it'll full today, like and Clint's like,
you have to not you can't say that to yourself
anymore because it's all about mindset. And I was like, yeah,
but like I've had issues with this stairwell, so maybe
I just stop. But somebody else in the building they're like,
I swear there's a step that's too short, Like there's

(09:20):
a step that's a little too short than all of
the others.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
And so I was like, you know what, I think
he might be right.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Well, always like the same general area that I slip
next time, do the mcaulay cull can get a slid
go down the stairs.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
And you'd be safe, you know what.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
That would be so much better.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah, So I did email HR this morning because somebody's.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Like, you should probably email HR to let them know.
So that's that's what I did.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Just doc. I think that's that's smart, just precaution, just
a case nine nine three eight to text Rose has
the three things need to no comment. What you off
for us?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, we're gonna be talking about DuPont Circle.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Is it open?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Is it close?

Speaker 7 (09:57):
For World Pride from the City that she use the
world peers Rose with three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
For your Friday, Rose Giafras.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
The National Park Service will reportedly close DuPont Circle Park
ahead of the final weekend of World Pride. And know
it's kind of we've gone back and forth with this,
so reports that fencing will be erected to keep people
out of the area this weekend. The DC Police Department
announced earlier this week that it had withdrawn a request
to close the park after objections from community leaders and residents.
But the decision to fence off the park comes after

(10:28):
several reports of Pride related vandalism and violence in the
New Post.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Circle area this week.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
So I just want to let you know that drivers
of Fairfax County are being warned about new speed cameras
that will soon be online.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
So cameras will begin monitoring.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Speed on the Fairfax County Parkway in the area around
the Pope's Head Interchange construction zone. So those cameras will
activate on June fifteenth. No fines will be charged until
July fifteenth. Just don't speed and you don't have to
worry about anything.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
That's pretty much what it comes down to.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
And from today through Sunday. There will be some early
morning and late night changes to Metro service for World Pride,
So Metro stations will close at two am tonight and tomorrow,
hour later than usual, and then the trains will open
at six am on June seventh and eighth, so Saturday Sunday,
which is one.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Hour later than usual on those days.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
And Wamata said Metro Transit police a lot there will
be increased presence during this World Pride along with special
security officers will be present in many stations and bus loops,
and special police will through many trains, will be through
walking through many trains during service.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Just just just be the best behavior.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
There.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'msose are the three things June show to day.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
A gross, You're welcome. We'll be in the Pride paray.
In fact, speaking police during our meeting about the parade.
Sauce ass some on lines of what's the turn while
the hot police officers are.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
No, I did not ask. I know where it is, Okay,
I pointing that out, So I.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Have you going. The prey will be there. We cannot
throw things in the float. That's just the kind of
makes sense, so we can we can hand things. Yeah,
so I think Eric's really get a handy things.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
He's great.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's kind of like the vibes. So if you're there,
make sure say hi. You can tag us to at
WYMUS radio. My day yesterday, I was very exciting. I
got to go on Fox five in DC, which was
a lot of fun, a little bit nerve wracking because
I have seen them on like TV before, but like
don't didn't really know how they handle things, and so
it was a bit of a meet a new dance partner.

(12:27):
Got a Lincoln joke in there. It was fantastic. It
was a lot of fun. The Lincoln joke was great.
Sauce I sent it to you. It was personally yeah,
because they're talking about we had mentioned this to the
aquarium in Richmond was letting people do sleepovers, and like,
where would you want to do like a sleepover you
could pick, I said, the Lincoln bedroom. I want to
see if it's haunted. If I get a headache, I'll
know for sure. Stop.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I just thought it was weird they had you like
in some corner.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
No, that's because like this part of the show's like
you say something appropriate, you sent away. So but if
you could have it that real yeah, Like it's like yeah,
it's like it's like a time out type of you need.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
To go over then rose the video because they've handed
Johnny's like all alone on like a staircase, and I'm like,
what has happened?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
You do well? And so like I was on my
best behavior because it was the first time, and like
anytime a guest, Yeah, but if I'm a guest on
somebody's like show or podcast the first time, I'm always
very reserved because it's like very respectful of like they've
worked hard and they built the brain whatever. But then
uh like second or third time, like all right, let's
let's go. Yeah, now that I know like what your

(13:32):
humor is now, I can like let it, Louise, I'm
sending you the thing right there. So it's a lot
of fun. But if you could have a slumber party anywhere,
sauce anywhere, I think Lincoln Bedroom would be sick because
it's the White House like number one, and like it's
like that's cool.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I like it's probably home.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
For sure, well do you know, like so uh he
back in the day, anybody can just go in the
White House like in Lincoln's say, like we can today
just walk came to be there. He had a dream
like the week before he was assassinated that he was
walking through the White House and people were really sad,
and he said, what happened? They said, the President was shot?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Oh my god, crazy?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah. What there's also like his there's I mean, where
are we talking about? His secretary's name was Kennedy Candy
secretary name was Lincoln or something anyway, but anywhere they.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Want to probably like like I like the idea of
the aquarium, but maybe somewhere like you know like those
Uh there's a place in Atlanta called Luminarium, and I
think that there's something like this here. It's like, uh,
the walls change like kind of like the the what's
that called the thing in Vegas the sphere the sphere,
It's kind of like you know, you can put yourself anywhere.

(14:44):
I think like an immersive thing like that would be
really cool to have a slumber party in.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I've heard somebody say with the sphere too, like like
the sphere is like a giant half of itsu screen basically, right.
The only like the first ten minutes of show is
do they have moving things on there? Because otherwise they'll
get motion sickness, which like it makes sense amazing IMAX
times like one hundred.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
So like because I saw vidis a Kenny Chesney's concert,
it looks really careful. But like if we did the
video of more than ten minutes, people would get sick.
And that makes sense, uh, Rose, anywhere you can't a sleepover.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
I would like to sleep in Cinderella's Castle Disney World.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, yeah, that'd be cool because that's the room, right
is that like some people can do it and like.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
There is a room, yeah there. I don't know the
exact requirements. I know that it was either my mom
or my dad got a tour of it because they
worked at Disney. Well, so I've seen pictures of it
and it looked pretty awesome. Yeah, but I don't know
the requirements to be able to do that.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
But I would love to be pretty sick. Yeah cool,
I'd be like, yeah, it'd be a nice little lef
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She did mention that drugs were everywhere and that Diddy
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And if you love Frozen or like your kids love Frozen,
so basically, Frozen the Musical is headed to Disney Plus
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I mean I like musicals a lot, so this this
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(18:27):
it's Samantha Barks is Elsa, Lauren Dowx is Anna, and
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(18:48):
sing to you.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
So oh yes, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I love Frozen. If feel like I was something to
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Speaker 2 (19:10):
Thanks Shaustin. If you need something to listen to, got
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com Real quick to China we go. There's a new
trend of pets in China. We're a big, big pet
show here. Uh I guess we only have dogs though, right,
nobody's anything else is dogs?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Well? Sivera has a cat, right, okay?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Is a Kiwi.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Growing up? I had a Durabil once. Then he escaped
sauce you had, I've had everything. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
I had a rout it for a day and then
I found out was allergic the hard way.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Guinea pigs, A skinny pig, which is a bald chinchill
was my ex boyfriend fish. I had a hamster. I
had a gurbil.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah. Besides uh the usual.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
I had a lot of cats growing up, and I
did have a rob at at one point in time.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, so a growing number, oh right, of young Chinese
folks are looking for low maintenance companionship. They're turning their
attention to jars of activated yeast that need only flour
and water oh so. So called static pets like stones,

(20:24):
mango pits, paper boxes, even toothpaste have become very popular
with Chinese youth looking for low commitment companionship to compensate
for their stressful daily lives and careers.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Paper boxes, though sourdough is a commitmx you got to
do at the same time every twelve hours.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I think the videos are crazy of like when they
open them up and it's like it looks like a
pit of like something that's going to kill you.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
I heard it smells bad.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I'm sure. However, one such stag patsmen see in massive
popularity pet yeast, nicknamed faceworm. The yeast can be quote
raised in a simple container by feeding dry ease of flour, water,
bit of sugar, curtain the ingredients, YadA YadA. So uh,
people are saying there's no need to walk it, no mess,

(21:10):
it's worry free and easy to look after.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
So I guess there's a community board dedicated the pet
east owners. Okay, they say, if you don't want to
keep it anymore, just add more flour, turn it into
steam buns to eat. There's no psychological burden. Okay. Another
yeast parent commented, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
So I'm confused. Where do you get it?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
You just make it? You make it yourself, like pets.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I thought you're saying it's pet east.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
No, Pets'm sorry, No it's not. No, it's like your
pet east.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'm like, what do you do, like take the jar
and like scraping.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
No, No, it's like you're making the yeast and calling
it your pet. Yeah, No, that's that'd be different.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
TikToker and she calls it like a Lena or something.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
That's kind of like the idea. So they're saying compared
with this sour though. Yes it's starter. Yes, there's saying
traditional pets require a lot of time and money. Static
pets like yeasts are low cost and easy to care for.
There's no responsibilities like walking or bathing it. It's increasingly
popular with the quote lazy healing lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Why not just get a pet rock At that.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Point, well, last that they said, like the pet rocks
and the mango pits and paper boxes are becoming big
apparently with the folks in China. Sure online pets, yeah,
they say they're not like real pets that may get
sick or make trouble, giving people a small but certain
sense of pleasure, so we don't judge.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Get some sea monkeys I had those.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Those are pretty wild. Yeah, like the whole the concept
of those these putting water and they grow. Yeah, it's
pretty pretty crazy. So if you're looking for pet, maybe
we do a pet yeast adoption event. We did Tuesday,
guest some puppies adopted. We make your own yeast. Knock
it that way that we don't shout away from controversy.
On the show, Signs has found what they called the
best smells. I'll say it. We're a brave show. This

(23:02):
show goes place as other shows they're too afraid to
go to. Yeah, I mean like we and we don't
care about the controversy.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
We're curious or exploring.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, we welcome controversy unless it gets too.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Serious and then we get scared and then to sit
y'all shut up and I apologize.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, in your professional opinion, your listener, what is the
best smell of all time? Eight seven, seven, nine, nine,
five four six eight one to call the smellers like
here they go, Okay, can I calm you? Make you happy?
So on and so forth. Science went about doing it.
They're talking about like nostalgic smells too, but like the
one smell you think is absolutely amazing for you, sauce,

(23:36):
you are a candle girly at one time, at your
most candle hoarding.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Phase, maybe like I think it was actually seventy seven
to be exact, but something something like that.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
What size rough like inchwise?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I had, like the three way candles mostly.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Does burn pretty fast though no, yes.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
No, there's a big ones they took forever.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh okay, gotcha, okay, okay, And so what is your
all time goat for smells?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Smells I love. Like, Okay, I don't recommend anyone buy
the Hotel Collection stuff because it's a scam, but the
smell of like I think it's like the Miami hot
I've never been to this hotel, but it smells like, uh,
it almost smells like Santal thirty three, but like a
little bit more potent.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Cane used to have the candles from uh one of
the radisons and it was like, yeah, really good. I
looked it.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
So like the Hotel Collection is based off of obviously
hotel smells. And so I bought the the infuser or whatever,
the diffuser yeah, uh literally six months ago and it's
it broke within three months, so I had to throw
away this expensive thing. But but and they also keep
calling you to try to get you to like sign
up for their stuff, not stop even when you got some.
It's just like a whole scam. But you can buy

(24:45):
all the same stuff on Amazon or they won't bother you.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Okay, fair, that's what I rose for you.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Not candlewise, but cookies in the oven one like chocolate
chip cookies. Yeah, yes, because it just like overwhelms the
house and if you walk in and somebody's baking chocolate
chip cookies. You know you're gonna have a good day
like you're getting some of those cookies.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Eric and Savera said gas. I agree with gas is fantastic.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I do like the smell of gasoline and fresh cut grass.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, those two smells are like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I love fresh cut grass, but gasoline adult.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Although I'll offer the cinnabon Cinnabon like their whole business
model is just like it smells okay, I've gained five
pounds smelling it by man also like freshly made popcorn,
but like not in the microwave, by the movie there
we can smell the butter too, or it's just like
that's nice. I have to go. I would love to
hear yours. The greatest smell ever eight seven, seven, nine

(25:39):
ninety five four six State one to call nine nine
three three eight attacks A different one for me is
like the smell of an ice arena. It's more nostalgia though,
it's just like does it smell good? No, it smells
like sweat and cold and like ice.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I was gonna say, like fields, like there's like the
Mountain Road, like Lake Shore Complex and off Woods Road.
It literally smells like so good all the time. Like
when I was a kid, I'd go there and like
a little kid, I'm like, this smells like amazing. So
probably that smell.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'll get to the top ones. But some of the
ones just making the list. Somebody said the Mary Jane,
I think that smells horrendous.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah that's not.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, fresh money made it at sixty two. That is cool,
like fresh bills. It is like, okay, does smell good?
This has not been in somebody's backcrack so far. It's
pretty good. Bacon frying made the lists on just the
outside new car smell.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Oh yeah, I love that smell. Yeah is a good one.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, freshly ground coffee can be good. If not a
coffee person, I think that's fair. Jasmine, I'm not positive
I could tell you what Jasmine is.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
It's like relaxing. Okay, they're relaxing, Sure I do. I
do like Jasmine.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Relax made the list.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Okay, sure.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
To me, that's one of those ones though, where the
artificial ones can be hell overpowering. Oh yeah, sure, lilac
candle can make me put my head in the blender.
I think any flowery smell can definitely be overpowering. So
not to get any candle that smells like flowers, because
I just don't.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like it has to be the
actual flower to get the smell, otherwise it's too much.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Well, and some candles like they just they smell it.
They burn cheap, and you go, this one's probably putting
pollutants in the air.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah yeah, but there's like that's for real, but something
like Okay, this one definitely smells like plastic and like
a scratch and sniff stick.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I'm gonna do the moment before it rains. Made the list.
Yeah that coming? Sure? Nice apple pie, fresh apple pie. Okay, okay,
I think it's just come out of the oven.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Smells good, cinnamon and apple. It just smells like fall
and yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Cinnamon made at fifteen. Okay, sure, burning wood, that's a
good one. Little cackling with it too.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Gets in your hair. It's the only thing I don't like.
I love to smell, but I'm like, I'm gonna smell
like this no matter what for days.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Citrus made of thirteen sure, Yes, especially clean citrus, I
can smell good. I suppose sure would made at twelve
would by itself. Yeah, I think that's sure. Fair lavender
at eleven. Uh huh, getting the falls into too much,
they will make you choke. Yeah, fair a real Christmas
trees at ten.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I mean that is yes, absolutely, clothes fresh out of
the dryer is at nine. Sure, vanilla is at eight. Yeah,
vanilla chocolate chip cookies at seven.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Simon rolls at six. Sea breeze at five. Depends where
the sea is because some of them sees.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Ane of them smell like like laundry detergent in the bear,
like someone like the one like the plugins and stuff like.
I don't know if my mom loves like the sea smells,
and I'm like the like that does not sit the sea.
I'm thinking like the actual Yeah yeah, the actual ocean.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Good cold mountain air and then fresh bag bread made
the top. Let me go in ann and Dale, Ambrosia,
Good morning, five morning, Hey quick trivia Ambrosia. Annandale is
the Korean barbecue capital of the world.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Correct, Yeah, yeah, Korean everywhere.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
And Dale probably has like legitimately twenty Korean barbecue restaurants
and they're all amazing there. It's for us, but it's
all like a honey pig, it's really really good, Ambrosia,
what is your go to like best smell.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
Okay, so this is probably bad habit for me, but
I love the smell of game detergents.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Ever since I was a teenageer.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
I would go down stairs to the laundry room and
like snifa on purpose.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, Ambrosia, thank you for listening. Have a great day
you as well. Bye, let me go, Jazzmine, good morning, Hi,
good morning, my girl. Best smell what you got for us?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
The inside of new shoes and tired.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, and that that new shoe smell weird. I don't
know why, but the new shoes smell it fights for
its life, like it it tries to hold on in
like a couple of weares, and it's like and I'm done. Yes,
thank you for my man, my gosh, so many good ones. Megan,
good morning, good morning. Go to smell what you got girl,

(30:28):
Magic marker.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I think about it.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I don't know, well, I do think, Megan. You know,
our parents generation that the site come out like they
should have played Mercury as kids. For us, it's going
to be those markers that were smell makers, that smell
like blueberries and stuff like Hey, if you sniffed those,
you're entail the compensation. That's what one hundred gonna be like,
that is it? We were sniffing markers legitimately, yes, yes,

(30:55):
no doubt. Thank you for listening, Have a great day.
Thanks you to by us a good one and oaped
in Greg good morning, good morning, good morning, god man.
Best not what you got, brother.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
I would have to say the mixture of like state
carnival food so like fun ocake burgers that yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Love that is because like, yeah, it's like the only
acceptable place to have it is like the carnival. Yeah,
it is, is like nobody's gonna judge you count no,
oh my god, get dipped everything. Yes, Greg Man, thank
you for listening. To have a great day, you too. Bye.
Somebody text in Bourbon vanilla for sure, sunscreen absolutely yes.

(31:37):
Somebody said the beach baby lotion, pull lining material, fried
chicken hell yeah, cement after a summer rain that yeah,
you want to add some over text nine nine three
three eight Open line Fridays next anything you want to
ask nine nine eight to text can confirm there will
be puppies at my chewy Forever Comedy shows The Warrior
canon connections bringing out some of their dogs. They're they're

(32:00):
gonna be the front door greeting people, which I mean
you no better way to walk into a building than
a puppy who's just excited for everything. Very very exciting.
So the shows the June twentyth June twenty first Arlington
Draft House, Get your food there, get your drinks there. Tickets,
Internsjooncomedy dot com trying to raise as much money for
the Warrior Canine Connection as possible. Rose has a three

(32:22):
things you needs no common what you got for us?

Speaker 5 (32:24):
If you bought a lot of your ticket in Baltimore, you.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Need to take your tickets. Plus, it's open line Friday.
Anything you want to ask us? Anything you want to
vent about? Nine nine three three eight to text. First
let me it is open line Friday. If there's something
you want to ask, If there's something you want to
vent about eight seven seven nine ninety five four six
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to text. Before we get to the three things, let's

(32:47):
go and hearndon Debbie, good.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
You have a question for open line Friday. What you
got for us?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
I wish so badly that you were going to be
doing another comedy show for the tribute to Chewy. I
unfortunately am not going to be able to attend because
I'm having surgery two days before your event. But my
daughter and I have come for years.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Is there any way you are.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Going to think about redoing it again?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Well, first of all, I'm so glad you guys are come.
That means a lot. I think that the doing the
full tours is exhausting. I think, I'm sure it's not
even just like if I was just writing the jokes,
that'd be easy. Like I was like routing the tour
across the country book and I do it all myself.
This particular set of shows is going to be a

(33:44):
challenge emotionally to get through because it is about you know,
Chewy obviously, but with comedy. So I think like for
this particular set, it's going to be just this weekend
and then I'm probably gonna take a break for a while.
I think that's like that. I to be honest, I
plan to taking a break after last year, But then
when Chewey passed, I was like, well maybe I should,
you know, try to help other people get through pet grief.

(34:04):
So I think this is gonna be it for a
while unfortunately. But beautiful thing is that I'll be on
this show at least till my contracts up in December,
and then hopefully after that. So I appreciate you listening.
I get you and your daughter my man.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Shirts, Oh we would love that.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Well on one second, let me get your info. Yeah,
I mean, listen, pet grief isn't easy. I think the
you know, the weird thing about the show is we
go through the same things everybody else goes through. I
think sometimes it's good and we try to talk about
not the good things in our life so that you
know you're not alone if you're going through that stuff. So, yeah,
losing Chewy the worst possible way to start the year off,

(34:43):
but I'm gonna use it for good. That then two
weeks so it's gonna be a lot of fun yeat
and like you know, getting through those three shows is
going to be a challenge, and so it's gonna be
kind of a one and done. Get a chance to
memorialize him forever, I guess, and raise money for a
great cause. So intern John. So this from the City
that Changes the world.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Cheers Rose with three things you need to know are
your Friday Rose.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
That you got for us.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
So, the FAA is planning to suspend flights at Reagan
National Airport during the June fourteenth Military Parade in DC.
The agency issued a statement yesterday saying it will implement
traffic management initiatives in the DC area before, during, and
after the parade. There's a full ground stop that's expected
between seven thirty and nine PM that's impacting more than
one hundred scheduled flights. The Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority said

(35:33):
Reagan National will remain open during the flight suspensioned and
that passengers should check their airlines to confirm the status
of their flights. There's also been a lot of talk
about the tanks that are part of the parade rolling
through DC for the Army's two hundred and fiftieth Birthday parade,
then that they could damage.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
The roads because they're tanks.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
So there's supposed to be twenty eight m one Abram
battle tanks that are going to go through the capital
for this parade, and they're saying that they're doing what
they can't like, they're taking precautions. So the tanks will
have two and a half inch thick rubber track pads
to cushion the contact.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
With the asphalt.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
They're going to be putting metal plates on part of
the parade routes, they're going to be avoiding certain areas,
and the speed limit is going to be like three
miles per hour. But this procession seems to be massive.
Fifty aircrafts, thirty four horses, two mules, one dog, and
six six hundred soldiers from every army division.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Is wow, what's being reported?

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Yeah, so there must be something in the water in
Baltimore County because at least three in a three day span, two.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Lottery players one a million dollars playing the power ball.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Wow, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
So one was purchased at a safe way on Waltham
Woods Road in Parkville and the other at the Soda
Pop shop on the Ingle Side Avenue in Catonsville. Now
here's the thing. Neither winner has come forward to claim
their prize yet. Oh, so check your tickets because if
you are one of those winners, you only have a
limited time to claim it undred and eighty two days,

(37:01):
that's what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
So last week, three others.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
One a million bucks from scratch offs in various locations.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, just I guess it's time to play the lottery.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
All right, I'm gonna go home and go buy at Let's.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Go buy some and All The just became your summer
MVP because they are slashing prices on over four hundred
grocery items across their stores through Labor Day. So these
savings are meant to ease the sting of rising food costs,
which jumped over twenty eight percent, so their red price
drop signs.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Are popping up on every single aisle.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
I literally was at all these the other day and
I was like, Wow, everything is like on sale right now.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
It's great.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
So they're really leaning into like helping shoppers stretch their dollar,
soaking up to summer fun. They have a lot of
really awesome stuff on their All the Fines aisle too,
so the estimate customer would collectively save one hundred million
dollars this season alone.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
So go to All the and do some shopping. Their
food is so good too. I'm rose. Those are the
three things you just to know for the day.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Bank you rose, You're welcome, I got the hot see
the questions. What's ahead of questions that we have written
for each other, is that what.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
We're calling I have no idea it's a hot seed.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Let's just see the questions hot seed.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
I was like, why are you calling it that hot seed?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Ma'am my god, reach. These are all questions that we
on the show have written for each other. I have
no idea who wrote the questions, but here we go.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Are gonna guess he wrote them?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Who do you think wrote this one? I J do
people compliment you and how big your calves are?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Question that they're like company your cast by asking because
like they're saying, like you have nice.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Legs, Eric, and I do, yeah, hockey legs.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
So Eric, right, I see flexing them all the time.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay, John, would you have named Skittless if you had
the chance to choose? So I'm gonna be honest. So
Skittles borocolli uh was Caine zag When he passed his
his parents asked him to take him in.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
That dog is a Skittles.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
There's there's not like you how some dogs are named
master of Personality. He's he's the Skittles.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
When I would walk him, I'd be like Skittles, and
I'm like, I am so embarrassed. I'm yelling Skittles at
the dog.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
When he snuck out in like a year ago, out
of the yard. I had to grow on my neighborhood
at three more and going skittles. That looked But I
think that he's he's a good boy.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
He's really the best. He's the best dog. I don't care.
I will fight someone only go do you know how
to open paper?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Well? Okay? Well, because the drive two more meats? I mind?
Say what is the hardest part of working with.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I j of working with you? I think that you're
trying so hard to be alpha and I already am
established that it sucks to have to put you in
your place sometimes need to remind you that you're not.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Okay, that's your answer, all right? What you do?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
You disagree?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I don't know. Uh, John, are you dating slash going
on dates with anybody? You looked like you were a
soft launching someone when you were having dinner with the
homie last week. I was dinner with the homie just
uh at dinner with the homy last shamp uh dating Listen.
I know, like we I said, like this past couple
of weeks we've talked about how bad dudes are in

(40:28):
dating ladies aren't much better. And I have a group
chat with like my board of directors when it comes
to dating, and uh, yeah, it's not great. Like yeah,
so I've like I have like planing dates and then
like the person pretended they didn't see the tax I'm like, hey,
you're also the one that asked for this.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
I was like, you un follow that girl right now? Yes,
and I did. I was like, I'm not gonna waste
my time. But she noticed I'm followed right away. I'm like,
that's weird. It's not weird, bro, though, Like the girl
because we were at the hockey game and she was
so excited to see him because she was in the
suite next to us, didn't talk to me, which is
a red flag. So I was gonna introduce myself. And
then I just realized I don't like her personality. Uh

(41:10):
but literally, she they established they're going to go on
a date, and they had followed each other on Instagram
after they had like met in the wild, not at
the hockey game, somewhere else, and literally John had like
planned this date and he checked in with her. She
never responded, and then a week later she's like, so
you un followed me, didn't respond to the text of
him being like his the plan is in our date

(41:30):
and then he never heard from her, and he's like
should I follow up? And I said probably not. She's
been watching all your stories and she wants to go
on a date with you, and she's still watching all
your stories leading up to said date.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah. So then when she texted me, you followed me
and howd she noticed? Like that's so weird. I was like,
it's where you can notice that and that texting back
and she goes what texts and means literally and it was.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
A day after he unfollowed her. Rose, isn't that weird? Yeah, anyway,
she's a weirdo. So like you have to go like
you have to go through your followers to find that.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
Yeah, it's also unless you haven't ha like notifies you,
which is also weird.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I not to be the guys like I'm so busy.
I am stupid busy. It's a problems. Like on weekends,
it's like I own the restaurant guy, I do that
during the weakest shown hockey. So it's like I had
like move stuff around to make it happen. And so
I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna waste my time.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Dog, everyone's time is valuable, and just taking advantage of
someone's time and then texting like a week later like
followed me.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, grow up Like yeah anyway, So that's the answer
to that, Rose Well prefaces because I wrote the question.
But how many siblings you have?

Speaker 9 (42:32):
Rose?

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I have five brothers, one sister, so six siblings.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
If finances were not a factor, would you want your
daughters to have as many siblings as you did or do? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
No, probably not. There's I feel like there's a lot
of family drama and dynamics that can happen with a
very large family.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
When I was younger, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna
have seven to ten kids.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
No, that's too many for my mental health. I feel
like being a mom is hard. It's hard work.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
So I think my maximum would be like three, maybe
four if I'm feeling like I can handle it at
that point.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
But I'm good with my two for now.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Three is maybe a possibility down the road, but as
of right now.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I'm going to Yeah, John, what do you think sauce
does wrong in relationships? I yeah, here's the problem with sauce.
I have said this a million times. The person you

(43:43):
need to date has to be a secure man. You, however,
are drawn to insecure men, and that is the problem.
And it's just like the most insecure because you're very outgoing.
People obviously like you. You're for a girl, you're decent looking
and but no, but that that's one hundred percent though

(44:03):
you do who secure knows you would never stray away
and knows like that. And you just you tend to
go for a little bitch boys.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I do. I don't. I do not disagree with you.
All I go for men they are broken unfortunately. No,
Like literally the last date I went on the guy crazy, Uh,
he's just not right and up there. But he literally
I could tell by the second day. I was like, oh,
but I did end it. I did. I did cut
it off right away.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
The flip to that question was, sauce, what do you
think John does wrong relationships? Now you have to say
something because it was hard to find something.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
But I think that you put your all into relationships
to the point that if your partner is going through something,
you're gonna be there so much that I think that
sometimes you don't lose yourself, but you forget to take
care of you. It's like it's like if the plane's
going down, They're like, put your oxygen mask on first.
You're taking that and putting it on your partner first, sir.
And I think that sometimes like that can just not
be your downfall in relationship. But I think that you

(44:59):
just kind I don't want to say again lose yourself,
but you put so much into that person and you
want to be there so badly that I think sometimes
you forget about you. I think that's fair, and it
makes me sad. Oh, I told you that last time.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I was like, Hey, who is this man that I
moved back up here for? Where do you go?

Speaker 9 (45:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I don't disagree, John. What's your favorite part of having
your show? I well, yeah, no, I think that I
I think that we have plenty of support here obviously
and within the company. However, if I was a betting man,
I don't think many people would have bet on this

(45:39):
show to still be here five years later. Yeah, and
that's because this nature of the industry, a lot of
shows come and go. I do think the best part
is I think we're kind of the outcast that like
nobody would have thought we'd been doing what we're doing,
and that to me is cool. I like the improven
right and like I it's like weird foreshadowing, But I
had a doctor up a foe years ago of us

(46:01):
three on what I said to be the intern John Show,
and like that coming true. That's why the best part
is like like I knew would work out, So that
part's probably I think fair and just have my name
and everything to be honest, that's pretty sick that that is,
you know, it's that's pretty cool. Somebody texted, is your
comedy show gonna be taped or parts of it so

(46:23):
we can hear it if we have to miss it.
I don't know. Again, like, uh, it's gonna be really
difficult to get through those shows. It's gonna be like
very emotional, So I don't know. But again, it's still
gonna be fun, it's still gonna be good. It's still
gonna be a great time. But like it's a pretty
big I'm gonna say a final farewell, but like it's

(46:45):
gonna be an emotional time, so I don't know for sure.
Best option buy tickets. Yeah, there we Internsjohn Comedy dot com.
The calf One Eric said it was him. I'm surprised.
I was really surprised with that, so, uh, there you go.
That was fun. Somebody said, uh, my kids named our
cat Skittles. Listen, it's a fantastic caut name. It is.

(47:10):
It's like with skeets. He is a Skittles.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yes, there's just.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Like maybe you can name a mountain dew or red
bull or something like that, but like of than that. Well, Selcy,
it's actually pretty fire dude. Yeah, he's he just he's
just on Skittles all the time. So they uh nine
ninety three three eight. If you have a question everything
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what you got for us?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I have another update on the Justin Baldoni and Blake
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Speaker 5 (49:06):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Celebrity Sauce has her entertainment apart what you got for us.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
So gossip guru Rob Shutter has claimed that Blake Lively
is this close to settling her High Drama lawsuit against
It ends with US costar dust Vell. Donny, I don't
know how close because it's literally he just typed that up,
so didn't really give us a big example. But basically
he's saying that their public's bat has now tarnished Blake's image.
She lost her friends with with Taylor Swift, which that's

(49:29):
debatable because he keeps going back and forth, and her
alcohol brand has taken a nose dive. Also her hair
brand as well. The hair brand though even before this happened,
people just didn't love it because it just dries out
your hair. Apparently, I've never used it, so I can't
say it it works or not, but don't target. So,
an insider said, quote, Blake knows this is unwinnable and

(49:49):
it already costs her too much, her image or allies,
and her possible future. This isn't just a legal battle,
this is just a legal loss. It's a brand meltdown unquote.
So meanwhile, ABC News chief legal analysts Dan Abrams he
thinks that Blake and Justin are both mutually on a
destructive course that goes before they go to trial. Basically,
I don't know. I feel like Blake alis celebrity. Justin

(50:11):
Baldoni just wasn't up there, so I don't know. I
feel like she just has more to lose, So I
don't know. And one direction just hit a major milestone
yet again. So their twenty fourteen music video for The
Night Changes has officially passed one billion views on YouTube.
That makes it through fourth across that mark a billion views.
I can't even wrap my head around that. I love
that song. Though the fans are basically reliving their magic

(50:33):
with the hilarious like pob days Ice skating with Harry
Styles toryan shotguy with like Louie thomasin but basically after
Liam Payne's tragic passing in the fall, streams of course
skyrocketed because you know, fans are so connected with one direction.
I mean, they're just a great song. Yeah, and I
absolutely love that song. And beniicil Benisio del Toro. This

(50:55):
is a wild story. I'm just gonna say, because I
don't know why he did this himself, but he had
a run in with TSA that was people are saying,
oh my god, it was really funny. I don't think
this is really funny because I'm like, sir, you're an adult.
So basically, he was flying from Boston to Los Angeles
and he was on SETH Myers SETH Myers Late Show.
He got flagged when he told the story. He got
flagged at security because of his carry on, and he
had a film script for Wes Anderson's The Phoenicians scheme

(51:17):
printed in a huge bond. So Benithio said that he
likes to make the headline bigger so that he could
get into it really quick. So ultimately that was his
downfall because he said, quote the opening scene is called
interior airplane bomb, followed by a Tiara cockpit at Jeffs
the pilot, and then crash not exactly light reading for
airport security. Despite explaining it was a movie script, the

(51:38):
TSA officer was convinced and called backup unquote, yeah I would,
so that's the drop. Then he said, five PSA officers
came over and they started hovering and until a supervisor
who recognized him let him pass it. I feel like
for something to watch this weekend, we got the Stanley
Cup Finals in Game two on TNT or True TV,
seventy eight Annual Tony Awards on NBC, The Walking Dead,

(52:01):
Dead City on AMC, The Real House Bus Atlanta on Bravo.
There's new episodes of Lung Island, Long Island, Well Love Island,
USA on Peacock, and then The Alto Kings that's on
Max Stars Roberts Miro.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Thanks Ausin Welcome. If you need something to listen to,
you got your thoughts shower podcasts out. When it's time
to pull out, you can listen to YMS radio dot com.
Big Time Rush coming Jiffy Lube. We're getting you in
John's Little Secrets. Everybody has that one thing you haven't
told anybody. Maybe it's eating on you. You just want
to get it off your chest. Could be a good
thing to you. Maybe you're on changing jobs, have a

(52:33):
surprise coming, whatever. What's your secret? What's your confession? Eight seven, seven,
nine ninety five four six eight one to call nine
ninety three three eight to text, Well, change your name
and voice. Nobody's know it's you. The best secret. Gonna
see big Time Rush, Big Time Rush coming to Jiffy Lube.
We are getting you in John's Little Secrets. What's your secret?

(52:55):
What's your confession? Eight seven, seven, nine nine five four
six want to call nine nine three eight to text,
we can change your name, we can change your voice,
fake name Candace, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
Good morning, Hi girl.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Your confashion involves oh boy an X. What's going on?

Speaker 9 (53:14):
So I'm actually going on vacation with my ex and
my friends have absolutely no.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Idea, okay. And how long ago did you guys date?

Speaker 9 (53:25):
So we did it about three years ago, so it's
been a minute, okay, And we recently started talking again
and we decided just spontaneously, let's go on a vacation
and just you know, see what happened. So we're going
to the outer Banks. Nice, Okay, we're super excited, but
I can't tell anybody, not that my friends would judge me.

(53:46):
I just don't want to get them like excited, and
I don't want all the questions, if that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Oh, so friends were a fan of the ex.

Speaker 9 (53:55):
They were, but they also know like that the breakup
was like it was what it was. It wasn't horrible,
but you know, I just don't want questions. Yeah, that
makes it. I want to know, like what's going to
happen before I preserve it to them.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
And how long did you guys date for?

Speaker 9 (54:10):
Well, we were actually together for a year and a half, okay.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
And who pulled the plug?

Speaker 9 (54:16):
It was kind of mutual, like it's a little fun,
like we kind of argue over who did not argue,
but like jokingly it was it was pretty amicootball like
it wasn't horrible?

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Sure, all right? Can I put you in a hold
one second?

Speaker 9 (54:30):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
She is your current leader. Let's hear yours. What's your confession?
What's your secret? Eight seven seven nine nine five for
six eight one to call nine nine three three eight
to text The best One going to see Big Time
Rush John's Little Secrets? What's your confession? What's your secret?
Eight seven seven nine ninety five for six eight one

(54:51):
to call nine nine three three eight to text. We'll
change your name. We'll change your voice, fake name Christa,
good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
How you doing.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I'm doing well. You're fashions about your mom and dad?
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (55:03):
So my parents disclose to me that they were never
really married.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Okay, crazy, So why.

Speaker 10 (55:14):
I always like, as one does when you're growing up.
I was like just asking about, like, you know, pictures
of their wedding and what where do you guys get married?
And then we're always like vague or they were like,
oh the pictures got lost or like you know, cameras
were bad back then, weird weird excuses, and then just
like finally this week my mom was just like, yeah,

(55:35):
we were never like officially married, and did like a
weird court situation.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Okay, so like, oh yeah, I guess like at this point,
what differences to make because they're still together, right right?

Speaker 10 (55:48):
I mean, who cares?

Speaker 9 (55:49):
It's just like why am I?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah? No, there is that Okay, can I put you
and hold one second?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
To rest in we go, fake name Kenzie, good morning,
good morning. This is a huge secret. What's going on?

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Oh man, my boys and Willkie, I say, and I
are getting married like later today this week without the family,
no big thing. We are gonna just do it because
it's us. We're the ones gonna be in the marriage.
I feel like our opinion is the most important. So
we decided to just go to a courthouse.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Okay. And so eventually our friends and family gonna realize
or is it like, how are we gonna play that off?

Speaker 6 (56:31):
Because they're like, hey, so of course, I know my
ladies are gonna see the rock on my finger. But
I am gonna you know, I'm inviting them later in
like a month. I just need a little bit more
time and uh to make the winding thing happen.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
The reception, Yes, do what you want to do? Is
I feel like that's the right way to do things?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Yeah, we're gonna be here. What's going on for the Longhorn?
Those people magative vibe?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
No, I got you? Put you and hold one second? Yes, sir,
you can't vote for your favor over text nine to nine.
It's three three eight let me go. Not a secret,
but I think more of a statement. In Pasadena, Margaret,
good morning, Hey, good morning, Hey girl, Happy Friday. What's
going on?

Speaker 9 (57:15):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (57:15):
I was listening you talk about how you're just so
happy that it's the three of you guys now and
you have been dreaming about that. I've been listening to
you guys probably for about sixteen to maybe off and
on nineteen years, and I was getting a little nostalgic.
I'm really proud of you, John, like I remember when
you joined the show and replaced Sammy. And it's so

(57:37):
great to hear you guys together.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Thank you, Margaret. Yes, me and my day. I'm a
bit of a loss for words. Thank it. It means
a lot. Can I get you on my mast shirt
for listening? Margaret?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Absolutely, I would love that, my.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Man, y'all, I may haul one second? Yeah, I mean,
I mean it's also for me. I started in radio
this week like as a seventeen year old kid, which
is crazy. It was always like the dream, like it
would be cool and to get a show and do
with my friends, and then it kind of happened. It's
been a very wild ride, certainly, but yeah, it is

(58:13):
true because the question we'd asked we did the open questions,
was what was it like having your own show? And
I said, the cool thing was I think that nobody
expected the show to do as well as it is doing, certainly,
but doing it with the group we have because I
think that we've always kind of been the outcast. Me
and you especially were kind of like the misfit toys.

(58:34):
So it's very cool. It's very humbling. I know, people
say like I'm humble, and they all mean that. I
genuinely do mean that. It's a very cool thing to
be able to do this. And yeah, replacing Samue, although
he's doing fine. He got that Shark Tank money. Yeah,
he's doing snacklings are amazing. He's doing a good old
Midwestern boy. You Thatmiowa wow?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Because I tell him I just follow on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Can you tell us by his demeanor and how he's
successful and good guy again Midwest?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Whenever I moved jobs, He's always DM me and like
congratulated me, which I think is lovely.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Very cool dude. So I appreciate the kind of words too.
It means a lot. It means like listen to the show.
I know there's a lot of other things you could
listen to. The fact that you heard us is very special.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
And we love being with you.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Absolutely. I want to get to this real quick. Sauce
has sent me this how dating rules have changed and
what now counts as a date. According to research, it
is crazy, like when I talk to people who haven't
had to date in a while and like, it is
not how it was even two years ago, even a
year ago. So they talked to over five thousand participants.

(59:36):
Fifty percent of singles think having coffee together is a date. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I think coffee dates are very that They're very common.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm a cant surprise. Only
fifty percent think it is like Wales would it? What else?
Would it be? A friends meeting up?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
I guess maybe some people want more, Okay, I don't know,
like like a whole dinner.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Well, I think correct if I'm wrong, Sauce, I think
you probably agree. I think that the coffee days, like
at least probab during the middle of day. Yeah, it's
probably like fifteen twenty minutes. So if it doesn't go
well at least like I ruined my evening.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I coffee date, it's just like I think, I don't know,
I don't drink coffee, but I'll do it because it's
like then I just get a better feel instead of
having to sit through a dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Like wrote, it's a low risk, high reward, and if
they happen to bail, it's like, well, there's only I
scheduled fifteen minutes for this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
It'srobably not fifteen minutes. But like I've gone on like
I went on a coffee date one. I just I
don't drink coffee, So I was always like, I'll drink
tea or something, and they're like, no, let's just do
something else, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
When it comes to keeping tabs on somebody on social media,
fifty one percent of singles admit to looking up a
new date on social media. Yes, that is a lie.
I gotta be closer to one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
I almost always do unless I can't find you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Also, I think if you don't that's scarce. As I
were but I would be like, well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Sometimes you can't find them. It's like you don't know
their last name.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
If you're meeting on like hinder Bumble, you're not necessarily
going to know their last name.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
That's very fair.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
But if I get their number, I always say, hey,
what's your first and last name? Unless you and I
was like, I'm too old to be saving your name
is like Greg Bumble.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Well, I do think if I was a woman, I
would always ask for that in like like I need
I need to know it, and I've never.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Had No one's ever been like, oh, I'm not giving
it to you. And I usually would get jokes like
if you want to just google me to say that,
I'm like, I've already googled you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Oh in case search ye.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I was like, I've already searched your number, I already
know your last name. I think that in like that's
not soccer. I think I have just being smart, have
to be smart, especially with like the last thing I
went on like that just didn't end up so great.
Guys being a weirdou sure uh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
They also say that we uh this generation. Thirty percent
of singles prefer to communicate via FaceTime as opposed to
just texting.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
I don't mind either. We don't have to FaceTime, though,
especially if I don't know you, I would rather I
would honestly prefer not to be something so awkward. Yeah,
I hate it, but like, also, I feel like now
when you meet somebody and you start texting, people expect
you to tet not. I'm not saying like mostly women,
but I think they on both sides. It seems like
the conversation keeps going going, but then you get to
the date and it's like, yes, you know a lot

(01:02:07):
about them, but it's it's just weird. It makes you
cause you don't know this person, so then it makes
them you think that you're more connected than you really are.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
That's fair. Do you also would you want to FaceTime
if Okay, hypothetically speaking, let's say guys photos you can't
tell if they're attractive or not okay, And sometimes I
think that's the case on apps, like each photo looks
like a different person. Basically, yeah, would you ever want
to FaceTime just to see if they are as attractive
as you think? I'll be honest, I think I probably
would because you can't and like, maybe that sounds shell.

(01:02:34):
But if you're not attracted to the person it, you know,
it makes it a little difficult to build something up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
I feel like with guys it was hard because guys
won't take pictures like like women do. Unfortunately, like girls
like we posed to, guys don't do that. So for
the like guy, I will say, like even yesterday I
was at the pool and my friend Josh love you
to death, I deleted all of his hinge pictures and
made him do a photo shoot at the pool yesterday
because they were so old and outdated and blurry. Yeah,
I mean, so women have you just go in like knowing, like, hey,
they don't take the best pictures and that's fine, so

(01:03:00):
they're probably I just like go in like hoping.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, I mean it. But in like with the photo thing,
think about logistically, when is a dude getting photos taken
of himself by himself? Yeah, when he has an accomplishment.
That's the fish thing exactly. His homie is never at
dinner going dude, your fit looks great, let me snap
a picture real quick. Yeah, that never happens. Or if
it's like the group of guys like yeah, but like
that was probably the bros, like we just take a

(01:03:25):
picture of this us bros. Ye like, yeah, we don't
really have If I wasn't doing this job, I wouldn't
have any photos. Most of my photos in the apps
are like of the comedy shows. Yeah, because that's like
the only time I have like pics.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
I literally took a hundred pictures of this man Yesterdy sick.
I'm because they were literally from when he was in college.
Different though, No, he's gonna I was like, we're gonna
have to come back to this. I mean that's a
good friend though. Yeah, because that's a good friend. Because
he's like, why don't I get any matches dead? And
I start looking at his pictures, I'm like, Josh, you're
in your late twenties. These are all from when you're
a teenager.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, it says sixth grade in the photo.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
They're literally blurry. They were blurry. I don't know, and
you don't even she just doesn't even look like him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Help you, bros out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
So I I just was like, I'm justleting these and
he said no. I was like, no, I'm deleting these
and we're taking new ones.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
It's a good friend. Yeah, those were good friend. Speaking
of good friends, dirty elbows. Here in a second, let's
do this. You're right, I want to share at the class.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Don't have me to stop talking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
No here, No, because anytime I put my headphones in,
like when a song's over, that's It's like, that's when acides.
Now is a good time to ask a question. And
I said, hey, we get paid to talk when the
music's not going.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
He's like, you get paid to talk on air. Stop
talking to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Me because I put my headphones in. And She'll be like,
but what you know? Nothing? All right? So I come
back in the thought comes back in ten seconds later.
I'm like, okay, anyway, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Just annoyed that I wouldn't stop talking. Yeah, well, sorry
for being curious for wanting to learn. Sorry on full volume.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
T the real take our Times. She's like, what's that
video about Marilynor?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
And he's like, stop asking. I was like, everybody to
watch them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I will allow to ask. Sorry, I bother you, my
friendship God curious John. Anyway. Headline to day one arrested
after shots fired and rented Lamborghini during wedding in Detroit. Well,
I think Lamborghini is are very inconspicuous cars. Noticing on

(01:05:33):
the Road, so Deerborn, which is like a suburb of
the Dirty d Uh. Anyway, police sees a rented Lamborghini
after shots were fired from the luxury sports car during
a wedding celebration on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Why why were they doing that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Just popping shots to the homies?

Speaker 9 (01:05:47):
Real?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
They like celebratory shots, y yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Well, and the best part is they videoed it. So
there's a video of the procession in Lamborghini. It's a
beautiful car. But someone on the passenger side puts the
gun out and well, pop pot, little pop, if you will,
into the air during the procession. Yeah. So the celebration
included Stepo cars went from Canon Deerborn. On Sunday. During
the festivities, dash cam footage caught someone firing shots from

(01:06:11):
the passenger side of Lamborghini near Ford and Evergreen Roads.
It prompted the police department to investigate. No way, Yeah,
they traced the wedding celebration to a banquet hall nearby.
The rented Lambeau was seized after police received an anonymous tip.
The suspect was arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I mean, why would you do that? I mean celebrate?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Why and danger people around you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Especially a major city by Detroit in a very expensive car.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Was it one of the bright ones too?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Yeah, it's like it's like a like a tinted bluish
purple type of vibe. Yeah. The uh, the police say,
we want the community to know we're not going to
tilight recklessness. Firing a weapon from a moving vehicle, especially
in a crowded era area, is not only illegal, it
puts lives at risk. Way imagine having to put that
statement out like he just around the same page. Please
don't shoot your gun from moving car.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Yeah, hey, don't do that by shot it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
In the air. Yeah the bullets guy, come back down, fam,
it's gotta go somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Yeah, So you can celebrate this by like popping champagne.
Bro let's say, tying some beer cans to the back
of the car. People do that maybe still, but you know,
the Lamborghini is probably the You paid a couple thousand dollars,
probably rent that thing, and then you get busted for
shooting a gun off from the car.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yeah. Ruin to day for for sure. Yea on Monday
it starts again. Interns John in your Morning Shows a
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Let's do this from the city that changes the world
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Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Know for your Friday roads.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
So, the FAA is planning to suspend flights at Reagan
National Airport during the June fourteenth Military Parade in DC.
So that is for the army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
The agency issued statements yesterday saying it will implement quote
traffic management initiatives in the DC area before, during, and
after the parade. So there's a full ground stop that's
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(01:09:27):
than one hundred scheduled flights. So if you are planning
on flying during that time. They're saying, make sure you
check your airlines to confirm the status of your flight,
but the airport itself will remain open so you can
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Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
For your flight.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
Also, tanks are supposed to roll through for the parade,
despite concerns of damage. There's going to be twenty eight
m one Abram tanks battle tanks that are going to
go through the capital for the celebration part of a
massive military parade. There's concerns about obviously tanks on the street.
Is that going to mess up the streets? So what
the reports are. There's going to be two and a

(01:10:01):
half inch thick rubber track pads to cushion the contact
with the asphalt, which hopefully helps. They're also going to
be putting that'll plates down on parts of the route.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
To protect the road.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
And the speed limit for those vehicles are three miles
per hour. Is it gonna work?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
The massive procession will also feature fifty aircrafts, thirty four horses,
two mules, one dog, six six hundred soldiers from every
army division. So just letting you out there has to
be something in the water in Baltimore County because any
three day span, two lottery players won a million dollars
playing the power ball. So one ticket was purchased at
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(01:10:41):
the Soda Pop shop.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
And on Ingle Side Avenue.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Now neither of the winners have come forward to claim
their prize, so if you've got a ticket at either
of those locations, make sure you check them.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
You have one hundred and eighty two.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Days from the prize when to claim your prize, so
don't miss out on a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Also, maybe we should go buy about watery tickets telling
you we're I Rose. Oh wait, no, one more thing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
All the they are slashing their prices on grocery items.
We're out their stores through Labor Day, so which is
really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
I was there recently and.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
There's like the red price drop signs on every single file,
like it's everywhere. So they estimate customers could collectively save
one hundred million dollars this season alone, to be so nice,
I Rose.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Those are the three things today.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Thank you gros You're welcome. Also tomorrow the Pride Parade,
we're gonna be their baby, Yeah, we are. I think
the station is Sale has been part of the parade
for almost like twenty years. Was the first one back
in the day who was like before any other station
thought it was hip to do Keane's like, we're gonna
be the first one to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
That's true, and we did so.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Being the parade tomorrow. The only thing is that we
can't throw things in the float. We can throw looks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Yeah, we can wait at you and throw high fives. Yeah,
we have to physically hand things. That's just a cereal
is what it is. But I be going the parade.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Make sure to say hello and take us at Wymus
Radio of Fun. War the Roses comes next. Why is
her Man on Tinder? Is he cheating herst? Lady Gaga
an intern? Johnny Marty show War the Rosies on Internshohn
in your morning show, Alison, I'll recap this. You and

(01:12:18):
Steve started dating about two years ago. Three months in,
took some time apart. You thought there was some extra
curricular activities going on. He eventually changed his ways. You
guys got back together have since been dating for two years.
The reason we're doing War the Roses is your youngest
sister says she saw Steve on Tinder. She was kind

(01:12:40):
of mindlessly sweeping through saw a photo of him that
she's seen before, because she claims it's a photo from
your oldest sister's wedding that he has cropped you out of.
She recognized the bridesmaid's dress, she recognized the background being
your grandpa's farm. And that's kind of the short reason
why we're here. Is that faircha? Okay? Now, let me

(01:13:01):
ask you this because it sounds like a little sister's
kind of a pit bull. Is that fair? Because you
mentioned that she said she goes to tell your.

Speaker 11 (01:13:08):
Mom that's a good way of describing her.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Which, like, that's a good thing to happen. So does
your family know the reason you guys broke up the
first time around?

Speaker 11 (01:13:20):
Yeah, they do, which is I don't. I don't know
how they felt about him before our breakup. I don't
know if they met him before our breakup, but after that,
like when we got back together, they weren't really thrilled.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
It makes sense, So they don't.

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Yeah, they don't really.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Like him, yeah, which which I completely get. Do you
guys live together?

Speaker 9 (01:13:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Okay? And how often do you see each other during
the week.

Speaker 11 (01:13:50):
Every couple of days, like, okay, sounds like a normal,
decent amount.

Speaker 9 (01:13:55):
You know, twis a week.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
I hate putting this thought in your head. Is it
plausible that he could be on the app? But does
he have enough time not around you? When he's around you,
does he hide his phone? Like is it plausible that
he could have Tender?

Speaker 11 (01:14:12):
I want to say, like, no, this is ridiculous and crazy.
But if I'm being totally honest, like he's very private.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
With his phone, okay, And I know that he can be.

Speaker 11 (01:14:25):
Kind of flirtatious in general, Like that's kind of been
like something that'll me fright.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
About a little bit.

Speaker 11 (01:14:30):
And at the end of the day, I just want
to know if I'm wasting my time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Sure, and no, she in the game, and so let
us do this instead of having Sauce calling off her flowers.
I'll call from Tender's headquarters because Steve's profiles one of
our most liked profiles that just whant to get his
opinion on the app. And I think this way, if
he's not on Tender, it'll be the quickest roses about time.
But hey, I'm not Tender calls over. We hang up,

(01:14:57):
everything's fine. If he is on Tender and we feed
that ego, I think we get some answers for you. Okay, okay,
this is either way, girl, it's gonna work out for
the best. So let's hold on one second, try to
get him on real quick. Good. Hello, Hi, calling for Steve.

(01:15:24):
Please Steve. My name is Marcus from Tender headquarters. How
are you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Okay? Fine? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Do you have a couple of moments from me? I
have a quick couple questions about your account with us.
This real quick, nothing bad, Just want to check in
on something. Uh, it's quick, I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
The reason I'm reaching out we're doing some research. We're
trying to grow our product, and we're talking to some
of our most prolific users. And first of all, congratulations
in the DMV area. You are one of our most
wright wiped men on the app, so claps to you.
Very exciting. Does that make sense? Yeah, I can say that.

Speaker 10 (01:16:11):
I can see that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Was that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
I've been all right when I've used it, been all right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
And so if you mind me asking about how long
or have you been on the app? Take a couple
of years, A couple of years. How often a week
are we using the app? Whatever? Just troll it, you know,
like like yeah, here and there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
It was like if you're in a bathroom, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Yeah, would you say you use it more here or there?

Speaker 9 (01:16:41):
Both?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Well, you say take it down because that's hilarious. So
like when looking for love, well release other things?

Speaker 12 (01:16:48):
No, you know how it is just like you know,
time passing, time wasting, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Passing a bunch of things for sure. Now would you say,
because again, I'm just we want to have other users again,
because you are clearly a high caliber man, and we
want to improve the app for the lesser quality guys
who are striking out. If you don't mind me asking,
and you can, uh, you know, feel free to ignore
this question. But what percent of matches do you think

(01:17:16):
you go the distance with? So to speak?

Speaker 12 (01:17:22):
You know what, I'll be honest, like, I pretty much
like swipe right on everything because I'll go for the douglows.
You know what I'm saying, I'll go for the ugly girls.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
You jour mother, Yes, yes, yes, I want to say something.
God dogs, hello.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
For years, you've been on it for years?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Oh my god, this is Allison. Oh my god, practice
real quick, Steve. My name is intern Giohn. I got
sauce and rose here. That is your girlfriend Allison. We're
doing roses in the show and he lets you know that.

Speaker 9 (01:17:56):
My guy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
You are disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
You have put yourself in quite a hole here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Allison, your sister guardian Angel. You're so better off about
this loser, Steve.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
I'm not sure what's more offensive. Yeah, you'd be on
the app for years when I have a girlfriend, or
going after what you calls.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
I think you said, which is okay, right termlost your
thoughts Steve? Do she sing?

Speaker 9 (01:18:22):
Oh my god?

Speaker 12 (01:18:23):
Like yeah, I was just it was it was all
in good fun like you were.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Just it's a app.

Speaker 12 (01:18:30):
Yeah, I mean you're calling you from Tender asking for.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Mike, good fun Tender you have a girlfriend? Yeah, stupid,
it's on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
That's different, Like not the same.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Because because yeah I'm on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Hey do you have TikTok because I have Tender. Yeah,
it's not the same.

Speaker 12 (01:18:52):
Oh my god, you Alison listening to dorking Come on, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Okay, so thank you to what you said on the phone.
Yeah I was joking, like I was joking, like so
I guess y. Yeah, Steve, if somebody called me about
an app that I don't have, I would say, hey,
I don't have that. Conversation's over.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Like what someone asked, I'm a bumble. I said, hey,
I don't have bumble.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah, but you entertained the call in like pretty specific details.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Let me ask you something.

Speaker 12 (01:19:25):
Have you ever had a call from a telemarketer?

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
And then just the.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Correct I hung up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
I don't answer at all.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Okay, can I ask.

Speaker 9 (01:19:35):
You a question?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Let me ask you a questions, Steve, do you think
it was the smartest to use a dating app and
have a photo of your girlfriend's wedding as a profile photo?

Speaker 12 (01:19:45):
I made again, it's just like I like, I got
a funny sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
I have not heard of denial though I am laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
You have not said no.

Speaker 9 (01:19:57):
Like I said.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
I said.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
It's like I was just it's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Like a did she was sweating while he was dumping?
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Yeah, you're saying a lot, but I'm not hearing anything.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Four of the ross is cretaped and possibly edited to broadcast.
It's permission granted from all participants.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Want more roses go to YMS radio dot com.

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sauce has he entertainment apart what you got for us.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
SO gossip guru Rob Shutter is claiming that Blake Lively
is quote this close to settling her drama lawsuit against
it ends with US co star Jesse Valdoni unquote. It's
not like we can see what he's doing when he
says that. But basically their public spat has of course
tarnished her image. She's there's so many mixed reports on

(01:20:50):
me out that she's lost her friendship with Taylor's with
but her alcohol brand has taken a nose diive. I
know that her hair brand also took a nose dive,
but I kind of think it was already taken a
nose dive because based on TikTok reviews, it didn't seem
to be that great for your hair.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
And when she plugged that instead of the domestic violence.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
But to part the issue there, so Insider said, quote,
Blake knows this is unwinnable. It's cost her too much already,
her image, her allies, and her possible future. This isn't
illegal loss, It's a brand meltdown, unquote. So meanwhile, ABC
News chief legal analyst, his name is Date Dan Abrams.
He thinks that Blake and Justin are both on destructive courses.

(01:21:26):
I don't know if I agree because like, Blake is
so much higher like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Up, but yeah, it's staking, don't you know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
But he did compare to Johnny Depp n Amber heard,
but I feel like everyboy's.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Shal Yeah, I took it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
I didn't live here at the time, so I did
not keep up with it, but my grandma would go
to the courthouse and wait outside and see people walk
in very normal.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
One Direction just had a major milestone again. They're twenty fourteen.
Music video for The Night Changes has officially passed one
billion use on YouTube, making it their fourth across that mark,
which is just insane, Like I can't even wrap my
mind around that. So fans are reliving the magic from
those hilarious like pov dates from ice skating with Harry
Styles to writing Shotgun next to Louis Tomlinson. And then

(01:22:13):
there's lyrics basically and then after you know, Campaign's tragic
passing last fall, the streams of course skyrocketed, but four
videos with over a billion views is just wild. I
don't know. And Benicio del Toro had a run in
with TSA. This is a wild story that I don't
know why he put himself in this situation, but basically

(01:22:34):
he was flying from Boston to Los Angeles and he
was on seth Meyer's Late night show and he got
flag security because of his carry on, and he had
a script for Wes Anderson's The Phoenetian Scheme printed out
in huge font. He explained that he likes to make
the headlines bigger so that he can get really into
it really fast. If you know, sure, I guess the
headline is bigger. But basically what ended up being his

(01:22:55):
downfall is the script, because he said, quote the opening
scene is called interior airplane, followed by interior cockpit, jacked
the pilot and then crash, Like why would you take
that on an airplane?

Speaker 11 (01:23:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Yeah, yeah, And so I mean not exactly light reading,
especially at the airport or anything like that. But this
by explaining that it was a movie movie script, the
TSA officer wasn't convinced and called back up. Duh, I
were too. I don't work for TSA, but I would do.
He's like five TSA guys came over and they started
to hover around the script. I gave that guy a
thumbs up because he was paying attention and he recognized me. Okay,

(01:23:29):
what if he didn't?

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Yeah, dude, what so?

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Yeah, that's just a wild story I wanted to share
with you. If you're like miss me to watch this weekend,
we have the Stanley Cup Finals, just Game two on
TNT or True TV, the seventieth Annual Annual Tony Awards
on NBC, The Walking Dead, Dead City on AMC, The
Real Housewives of at Leanna Bravo. There's new episodes of
Course of Love Island USA on Peacock, and then The
Alto Kings. It's on max It Starr As robertson Nero

(01:23:54):
and it's basically about crime boss, which he plays a
great crime boss up if.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
He needs send to listen to you guys thoughts shot
podcasts out talking about when it is time to pull out.
You can listen to YMS radio dot com. Let me
get this next for your Friday. If you're a delivery
driver and he don't get a tip. Maybe don't do
this to a customer. First, do chie on Internshion your
morning show. Our delivery drivers thank you for what you do. However,

(01:24:20):
tipping culture isn't great. Although this is not the way
to go. A man in Washington was driving for door
dash last week delivered one hundred dollars order, although he
didn't get a tip in the system or cash on arrival. Now,
I understand I would be upset if I delivered an
order and there's no that to me, I hate you

(01:24:41):
for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Yeah, it's inconsiderate.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
And we've had delivery folks say like yeah, people will
say it's put a big tip on there, and so
they take the orse. It's like, oh, I'm getting twenty
hour tip and then change it after the delivery, which
is really cra really crappy. So he didn't get his tip,
took matters in his own hands. He returned the house
next morning with a loaded weapon.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Yeah no, yeah, yeah. So he was trying to intimidate
them into giving him a tip. The nineteen year old
girl and the fifty five year old dad, we're not
having it. So he lifted his shirt to show he
had the weapon. Then when his father started wrestling him,
the father got control of it, shoving the driveway, demanded
that he leaves.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
So I mean it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yeah what Yeah, So here's the thing. He called police
himself as he drove away, saying he returned it to
being cheat out of a tip. He also said he
was shoved by the father, but left out the fact
he had a loaded weapon.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Yes, so yeah, Oh you're you're not gonna get anything
like now you're going to be costing yourself money because
you're going to jails.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Great, it's not great. No, no, so there you go.
That's uh, don't don't do that wild. What she should
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In today's show, we are kind of Everywhere, Sauce answered
the question about what I get wrong in relationships.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
I think that you put your all into relationships, to
the point that if your partner is going through something,
you're going to be there so much that I think
that sometimes you don't lose yourself, but you forget to
take care of you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Then with the secrets, she just found this ound about
her parents.

Speaker 9 (01:26:52):
So my parents dis close to me that they were.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Never really married, which that would be like, why you
even tell me this? Yeah, okay, anything you mask at
the podcast search Internshohn in your morning show wherever get
your podcasts? If you go into the Pride paray tomorrow,
say hello, we'll be out there. We cannot throw things
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us at YMS Radio intern John

Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
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