July 26, 2025 • 48 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three, two one, Start it Up, Waking Up, This is
out DC and Moore Wake right to start the show with.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Injured Johnny Your weary show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, It's hoodie once again with another I See Why
Am I?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
In case you missed it, where recapped the best fits,
the best segments, the best everything of this past week
of intern Johnny Morning Show and put in one little
podcast you to enjoy that way come Monday morning. You
know the inns, the outs, the alibauts of this show
and can just sort of be on that insider level.
And it is the final weekend of July. July went
real fast, and if you're in the DMV, it was
(00:40):
real rainy. Let's just face Let's just hope August is
dryer I guess, but but still not as hot.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We don't want that either.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
But let's kick off this week's I See Why Am
I with Bad Roommate Poker. Yeah, summer is kind of
in full swing right now. But to prepare you for
if you maybe you might be moving in with the
roommate for the first time because of college or school
or anything else, here are the stories you hopefully can
avoid with your roommate.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Christin Good Morning, Good Morning, Now, first of all, how
long did you know this person before you guys became roommates.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
So we had.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Had this person as a roommate off and on for
several years. My husband and I have known him for
the better part of twenty years. And this past not
this summer, the past summer he was really down and
out on his luck, and we allowed him to move
in with us to try to get clean and sober.
(01:37):
He repaid us by breaking into our house in the
middle of the night while we were sleeping two days
before Christmas. And yeah, that's how we repeaid us.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
It's horrible. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Christ In one second, you're in the run. Yeah, that's
that's you're trying to help somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Yeah, oh my gosh, that's so sad.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Let's go in Woodbridge airing good morning.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
For how long a girl?
Speaker 8 (02:03):
So I wasn't friends with them when I moved in
with my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
At that time. He was living with all guys.
Speaker 8 (02:10):
And they were all total like crap shows. But this
guy was the guy that outlasted the other two roommates,
and he had been there. I think we've lived together
for five years at this point, and we always had
what we called shower wars with him, like he had
his own bathroom because if he had to share with
(02:30):
everybody else in the house, nobody was going to get
the shower because he was in there constantly, multiple times
a day. Well, when we started fasing roommates out, he
was so proud of how supposedly clean he left the
bathroom and when I went into check it, it was
a greasy nightmare like a diner sink because he had
(02:50):
been doing dishes and putting food in the showers. I
had to get special draino pellets to drain that.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
Shower because it wouldn't drain.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
And like what, we cleaned the carpet in that room
and it was disgusting and it was only him up
there and I will never ever understand it.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
No, wait, that's so fat.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, So this man would have spaghettios and then go
in the shower and wash out with his axe body wash.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
I was like, it's so nasty, But now I know
why there was never any hot water in the house
because he was doing all his dishes in the bathroom.
Speaker 9 (03:28):
Okay, it was like it was like Cramer from Seinfel.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, Okay, Aaron, one second, you're in the rioting, so
weird in that I would assume then he was probably
eating in the bathroom too, which that also seems a
little bit issy. But why would you think you could put.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
Like seeing the kitchen was like downstairs. So he just
sounds like a dude, like he's lazy.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, hidden gravity. Let me go, Emily, your morning, Good morning.
So you knew this person for how long? Like a year? Okay?
And your bad roommates? Sorry, what happened? She would keep
mayo on her nightstand like a jarmanise, yes for fun
(04:12):
times or just she had hankered for a sandwich. I
have no idea. We really didn't.
Speaker 12 (04:19):
Talk much, okay, to keep it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That way, but did it look like it was open?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
I'd be like, so you you wake up?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Used it for food?
Speaker 13 (04:32):
He had a mini fridge in her room too, so
I don't know why she didn't keep it in there.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, Well all right, Emily, one second, you're in the running.
That is kind of like your first wake up call
is if you have a roommate in college, like, oh,
people are different, like how you're raised? Is it? Oh different?
It's like, oh, my college, your mate I was leaving
to work at the radio station in Minnesota. Thank god
I was, because I found him passed out in the
kitchen floor with spaghetti on the stove. Oh but now
(05:00):
let me go in nova. John on the phone, Good morning, sir,
I had good morning.
Speaker 14 (05:06):
I had a roommate that went on a double date
with me and two girls n mid day. He took
his day out to my brand new truck because he
had my keys and decided to have some fun time.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
When we later found out.
Speaker 14 (05:22):
That she got into kinky fun time videos.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Wait, like they record each other.
Speaker 15 (05:30):
I don't know if.
Speaker 14 (05:31):
They recorded, but I opened up the truck door and
found them.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh god, ew wait, so John, so she is now
an adult actress? She is now an adult actress.
Speaker 11 (05:42):
Oh, I thought you meant. I thought that you meant
there like filming each other.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well does they have been sure?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Is it an adult actress that somebody like Eric would
know who looks at that kind of stuff? Because I
would never, Uh maybe I would never. I'm gonna put
you in haul ore and get the name for free
search purposes. Okay, I find I'll try to remember it.
I tried. I got your brother one second, both for
your fate over text nine nine three three eight let
(06:10):
me go in Rockville, am I, good morning, Hello, laid honest.
What happened?
Speaker 16 (06:17):
So pretty much my roommate and I we were sharing
a room like sophomore year of college, and we were like, okay,
like we know we're going to be hanging out with
guys like in our.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Room, so like, let's just make sure.
Speaker 13 (06:29):
We each know.
Speaker 16 (06:31):
Every night I got home from the bar, there's a
damn sock on the door.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Like every night, I'm finding other ways to sleep.
Speaker 16 (06:38):
I'm sleeping on the couch, I'm knocking on my other
roommates store, like let me in, because every morning or
every night I come home, I was not.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Allowed in the room.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That's annoying.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
That is so annoying. I went through a phase like
with my college roommate with that. I even get back
from class, if even them all the day and she'd
be like, hey, just say now, and I'm like.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Girl, I need to I need to go. I got
things to be in there as well.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, that's annoying. Ammaha. One second you're in the in
the running.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I calling for Drew. Please.
Speaker 12 (07:14):
This is Drew.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
This is Niko calling from Healton Customer Service. How are you.
Speaker 12 (07:19):
I'm all right, I'm all right.
Speaker 13 (07:21):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Is now a good time?
Speaker 12 (07:23):
He said?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
A little tie tie? I mean I'm for sure a
little time, but yeah, it's fine. Long nighter fine, yeah,
of course, yeah, I mean isn't always twenty four hours? Absolutely?
Speaker 12 (07:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Hey, listen, I said a couple of quick questions. I
see you are a Rewards member. First of all, thank
you for that. On a scale of one to two,
two being the highest, How would you rate your satisfaction
with the program?
Speaker 12 (07:49):
I mean, honestly, I like it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You know, I haven't quite achieved diamond status yet, but
you know, gold is cool. I like getting the bottles
of water when I come in. The reason I'm reaching
out is we've had some issues not with you necessarily,
but with you know, graduations coming in summer, parties of
people hosting parties inside the rooms, and your account was
flag cause I noticed your last stay you had a
(08:12):
single bedroom room.
Speaker 12 (08:14):
Correct, Yeah, I didn't get as sweet as time.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Okay, understood. But so the reason I bring it up,
is it looks like you share the digital Keith with
three other people. So we're just trying to make sure
that none of the party policies were broken. I mean,
I don't know what your party policies are.
Speaker 17 (08:36):
But you know, the it's I'm allowed to share the
digital key and let's see what the issue is.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, it's it's not my issue.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm a party guy, big, big party guy. But there
are rules. And again, it's not my hotel. You know,
I'm not mister Hilton, sadly, but we can't have more
than four people to a room. I just want to
make sure that there wasn't four people staying in the
in the room with you.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
I mean I wasn't. I mean people didn't stay.
Speaker 14 (09:03):
You know, they came for a little bit and you know,
we chilled and then they left. Uh so there were there,
you know, there weren't four people spending.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The ninth Okay, So what it was the party was
a shell session.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
I mean, I mean there's only something who we could
sit on the king size head, you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (09:19):
So I mean it's it's.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Fine, you know, like you guys taking naps or like.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I mean, there's there wasn't much sleeping, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But that's the right, brother.
Speaker 12 (09:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
My problem, you know. That's why you leave a little
tip for the house keeper. Yeah, just uh and so listen,
I appreciate cleaning that up, and we appreciate your using us.
And we team up the local flower shop ym As Flowers,
and I would like to offer you, for your service
and for your service scene a bouquet of red roses
and anybody you want free charge. Just let them know
(09:59):
that you're thinking of them and and how we're thinking
of you always, uh, completely free, completely free, absolutely brother,
completely free. So I just need the first name of
the person who hastened the flowers too, are minder, They
are romantic long stem of red roses. We even take
the thorns off too.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
That's nice.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I didn't took the thorns off well at Hilton. We
don't want to be a thorn your side, all right.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
You know, I'm gonna send him to him.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
To Chelsea, Chelsea beautiful name, some mother's name, and uh,
Chelsea to you is wife's sister, mother, other other other
beautiful and in the car to Chelsea. It's gotta be
about foreigner characters. The size of a tweet. What do
you want the car to say?
Speaker 14 (10:54):
I would say that this last week has been absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
This last week has been absolutely amazing. Yeah was she so?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Sure? Was she at the hotel? Was she one of
the guests?
Speaker 15 (11:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, she she came by it for a little bit.
I want to make sure understand that these are romantic though,
So whoever Chelsea is, if it's like a colleague or
a non romantic person, that might throw her off a
little bit.
Speaker 12 (11:24):
I mean I'm cool with that. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Was thrown her off? Or was what?
Speaker 12 (11:32):
Lady didn't like roses?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So I don't want to sad you have a failure? Brother?
So was she on was she one of the people
on the King bed?
Speaker 12 (11:40):
I mean everybody was on a King base.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, yeah, she liked the roses.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
I'm cool with it.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
Okay, Yeah, it means.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
A valid question. It's a valid question.
Speaker 14 (11:50):
Yeah, I'm sorry, what's what's what's going on?
Speaker 15 (11:58):
Just tell me what that word?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But your real quick I did tell you my name
is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
We're doing a war of the roses on the show.
I need you to know that that is your girlfriend?
We think, yeah, Hannah? And who is Chelsea?
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (12:17):
Chelsea is uh.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
A colleague?
Speaker 7 (12:22):
There was only your King bed the hell?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, well, I mean we just it's not like we've.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Got guys like together on King bed. You party for
four you're fine with.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
That.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
You're in a conference from the king bed.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Like I said, what lady doesn't like roses to Hannah? Here,
let me question real quick, real quick, hey, real quick, hey,
real quick, hey, real quick, real quick? Where do you live?
Speaker 12 (12:53):
Real quick? Go ahead?
Speaker 15 (12:56):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Where do you live?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You live in a house? Where's your house? What state?
Speaker 12 (13:04):
Florida?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
What that's new?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's new? Wait?
Speaker 7 (13:09):
So you told Hannah was North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
But we know you have a house now, Alexandria in Florida.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
I haven't place in North Carolina. Play in North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
And Florida, you know, and so you have three houses.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
I'm you literally know that I'm on the call, and
you're stupid enough to be like Florida.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Where is Florida?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Where?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Literally where do you live? Where where do you live?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Because I mean, since I since on what part of
the year, Like, I don't I don't like the in
Florida because it gets a little happy.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
It's cooler?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You just talked. Yeah, so I guess, well my question
is you Hannah. Yes, but I don't like so Hannah
like forgot, I'm gonna put my head and blundered, Hannah.
Were you with them the entire weekend? Because if Chelsea
was seemingly at the hotel or I guess Chelsea could
(14:07):
be local.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
Yeah, we were there a lot.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
So I just you know, when I you know, went
home to you know, feed the cat.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Like okay in this time slot, yeah, I don't even
know where to begin, so Drew last time, Where do
you live again?
Speaker 12 (14:31):
It depends on the part of the year.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
This currently, uh, this this turn of the year.
Speaker 17 (14:40):
We're getting to the point where I prefer the Carolinas
because it's too sure in Florida.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Sure you just kind of dragon. Yeah, you'll find it eventually,
for sure.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
Or of the roses is cretacked and possibly edited broadcast
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I always find this kind of stuff interesting, like when
celebrities don't use their real name, like the reason why,
like I would I don't know this for sure, but
Becky g the singer. Her last name is Gomez. I
would bet you a million dollars it's because of Selena Gomez,
like hey, which is like pretty common name in that community.
So there we go. So these are the celebris who
(15:22):
actually use their middle names instead of their first names.
Starting with Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Oh, what's his first name?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Christopher?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
For some reason, I thought I'm gonna say Wilbert. I
don't know why Wilbur. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Boy, there is that So I guess he was discovered
in a mall and so like some random scouts saw
him at the time. There was a model named Chris Kutcher,
Ashen does sound better. Brad Pitt first name.
Speaker 11 (15:54):
Is William William okay, William Pitt, So it is Brad
his middle name?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, well yeah, but these are celebrities to go by
the miltoe.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
Oh yeah, but I think that's a weird real name, William, Brad.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
William and Bradley Oh yeah his father.
Speaker 18 (16:08):
Yeah sounds official, you know, like, Okay, I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I'm gonna read the full name on this one. Laura
Jeanine Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Ah, okay, because that was probably her mom's made a
name or something.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, that's just a lot. Yeah, it's her mom's maid name.
But she said she's southern. That feels like a very southern.
Yeah that's large nan Reese Witherspoon over there, but.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
She is like a Reese Witherspoon, Like, I know, I'm saying, John,
shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
What do you mean? Definitely she looks like I agree, Yeah,
that's one hundred percent than Laura. Yes, we had her
son did O's opening day two years ago. I was like, dude,
your mom might be one of the coolest moms, like
Reese Wetherspoon. Seems like if you were drinking under age,
she'd be like, listen, I'll give you a hangover. I
won't tell your mom about this, but like, don't do
(16:59):
that again. Or she'd be like down to like ride
if you need to tepe somebody's house.
Speaker 18 (17:03):
I wonder if like the people in her life, like
her family, calls her Laura like her parents.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yes, yeah, I would imagine. Then there's Hannah Dakota Fanning
makes sense, so I guess her name was the result
of her parents in the ability to settle in just
one first name.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Oh, her first name is Hannah Dakota.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, so they are. Maybe they couldn't choose them. Hannah
first name, the coda male name.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Then there's John William Farrell.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
Oh, John Farrell. John Farrell sounds just too official. That
sounds like serious.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well, John William sounds like he's an oil air something
like he's going to be the president of.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Going be like a maths teacher.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, that makes sense. James Paul McCartney.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
Okay, I mean I feel like everybody back then was.
I mean, James is like a way more popular name
than Paul.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I agree, James sounds more British.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
I feel like sure, but that's that's why it makes
more sense for him to good bye Paul.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
They say his name after his dad. Family went by
the middle name to a white confusion. Oh okay, okay,
well that makes sense. Walter Bruce Willis. It's funny because
they they give like the reason why when he was
a kid they called his friends called him Bruno.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
That doesn't explain but why.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Because it's because of Bruce. But that doesn't explain anything.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Maybe they didn't want to call him Walt.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, oh yeah, Willis is not that sounds like an
adult film sorry, it does Mary L. Fanning Okay, okay,
was for a second. She's really good at playing crazy.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Yes she is. I mean that she's very good at
her job.
Speaker 12 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
So just like her sister, El Fanning used a middle name,
but person professionally sure, yes, Robin Rihanna Fenti.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Oh yeah, I feel like everybody knows that.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah. I think they did that because it made her sound.
Speaker 11 (18:59):
Also it's a weak Sorry, it's a cool name, no,
I think. Yeah, it's also like more for that generation
that like, because I feel like Robin is more like
my parents generation a name.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Well, because when Rihanna came on the scene, there's nobody
else that really looked like her. She was like, there's
the Caribbean thing was kind of taken off, like Sean
Kinson was taken off. Sean Pau's already somebody. So I
was like, Rihanna sounds.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
It was just so confusing.
Speaker 11 (19:22):
When I was in high school to high school with
this girl named Rhiannon and so I kept calling her
Rihanna and I was like no, Nan, and I was
like it was I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I was a mess things.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Yeah, called you lost dress.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
The last one. Troyl Garth Brooks Troy Troyl.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Is it like a family name?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
T r O y A L.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
The country singer's named after his father. Apparently a very
popular way for famous men to get first names. Never used.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Troil Troyl. Yeah, I don't know that's that's gotta be
like generational. He's probably like Troil the fifth.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
It would be funny of Troy. Is this short for Troyal?
And this whole time we didn't know like Troil Bolton.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (19:59):
We said, idea, I wish you are try and I'd
be like you Troil.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, I don't anybody Troy's either either. Damn all right, new
goals named Troy.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (20:08):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
This is intern John and your morning show is In
case you.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Missed it, I saw us. You sleep on what side?
Speaker 11 (20:19):
If you're standing in front of it looking at it?
I guess that's how you say it, right. I'm on
the left.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, okay, yeah, doesn't matter where you are, hotel, parents house,
your house.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
I'm just always on the left side.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Is there a reason why?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
I just have realized because I even when I moved,
I mean I moved a lot, and I've regreined my room.
I'm just always going back to that side.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Okay. Do you find yourself not being able to sleep
if you're on the other side? Is it feel off?
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Yeah? It does.
Speaker 11 (20:46):
It feels weird. Okay, like how my room is right now,
it would feel weird.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Okay, Yeah, doesn't matter how the rooms I died.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Yeah, I mean no, because I even went in my
old apartment last year. I would like walk all the
way around my bed to get to the other side. Oh, interesting,
over it on that side. I'm like, why do I get?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay, Rose, how about you looking at it?
Speaker 7 (21:05):
I'm on the right side, but I used to be
on the left side.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
And why did you make the big switch?
Speaker 18 (21:11):
Because Clinton and I realized that we were sleeping on
the wrong side of the bed for our like to coddle.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Basically, what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 18 (21:19):
Like whenever we would sleep, we like, he he has
to sleep on his left side. I can sleep on
either side. So either I was the big spoon or
I was like we were back to back, and so
we swapped one and I was like, why aren't we
sleeping like this?
Speaker 7 (21:33):
And we decided to switch Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I obvious sleep closest to the door. Yeah, in cases
of I can get out first. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's
also cases intruder.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
First form of defense.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, give that way. So, according to this study, women
like to sleep on the left side. Oh okay, that's
like the that's the ultimate go do They found, Well,
they found in Australia nine ten women a particular side
of the bed and it's always happens to be the
left hand side. So looking at the bed, it's the
(22:10):
left side.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Huh, yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Well, they say one in five down a preference, while
men say the more flexible. I mean, yeah, I think
you just kind don't really care. We're just happy to
be there. We're just happy to be part of the conversation.
They So they say it could come down to what
side you before to lay on and if you want
to face your partner not so kind of like to
roses things. So you said you switched solely because.
Speaker 18 (22:34):
Of Yeah, that's that's the main reason that we switched.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
It wasn't there was no other reason.
Speaker 18 (22:39):
It was we were on vacation and I'm like, I
just wanted to cuddle and I was like.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Weren't we sleeping this way, and he's like, that's a
good point.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
We should switch sides.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
So we did. We swapped our end tables and everything.
Love it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh you made the whole room, guys.
Speaker 18 (22:49):
Yes, we each had an end table with all our
stuff in it, so we had to like move all
of our stuff.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Yeah, so we've swapped the room around.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
They say, we sleep on the left side of the
bed and you're on your right side of your body.
You allow yourself to be cuddled, aka be the little spoon. Okay, sure,
kind of makes sense. They say it makes us feel protected, comforted,
and close to our partner. I thought about this, there's
gotta be a scientific reason why we like cuddling. And
my thought must have been, like back in the caveman days,
he cuddled as like a almost a security blanket, but
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even just to like in case an animal came or
somebody tried to steal your person, Like that was like
your your warning sign.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
Maybe I think people just like to be touched by
their partner, like it makes it feel safe, yes, and
it reduces stress.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, but real quick, let me go Mike. Good morning, Hey,
good morning. I see you and I are spend the
night together, sharing a bed. What what sidey, calm.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
Brother, I'm only staying on the right side.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
They can only be on the right side.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
The right side is the right side.
Speaker 13 (23:48):
Left side is the wrong side.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
So let's say you bring back a fine honey and
they're like, I want the right side. Do you make
that accommodation? Mic or no?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Oh no way, okay, I can't other bed in the hotel?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
All right, Mike, are you a single man or in
a relationship?
Speaker 17 (24:08):
I've been married eighteen years?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Okay, and so have you always had the right side
of the bed always? Okay? Wait eighteen years? How old
are you? Okay? You got you get married young?
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's great, that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
That's great. So we have nothing to do like where
the door is. It's just always been your go to
just always amen, brother.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
A deal breaker. If she wanted the right.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Side, well this at for eighteen years. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 18 (24:40):
If she switched it up eighteen years and I also
would be like, what you are you?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, Mike man, thank you for listening. To have a
great day.
Speaker 10 (24:48):
I thank you, my man, my man.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Let's go in Hagerstown. Samantha, good morning, good morning. You
sleep on what side?
Speaker 10 (24:56):
Girl, so right. No, when I was myself always Yeah, friend,
I got kicked over.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Are you are you pair of sailing right now? Are you?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
What are you pair of sailing right now?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You're an ambulance.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
Oh I work.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Oh you're in the ambulance right now. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
That's that's well. Get you a coffee for calling in
absolutely save me. Also, is the ambulance door open?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
I know, worried, but cool.
Speaker 11 (25:44):
They listened to us about so we can feel on
the way of the hospital with like a broken leg
and they're listening to us.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I don't know if that'd be helpful or not. Dude,
if you're in a lot of pain and hear our
asses like talk about science or something, trying to talk
about something, I don't know if that'd be helpful.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Definitely take your mind off you're in you.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
So exactly you'd be like, I know what.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Helmet Like my mom said, I mean all of you
have a broken arm, Like you didn't hit your head
at all?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
My ma is broken tory helmet.
Speaker 12 (26:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
No, the intern draw on your morning showing hit my head.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
No, that's I wish I concussion and Leesburg Jeanie, good morning,
good morning. So you switch it up, girl, what's that
you sleep on?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
If I'm home, it's always on the west side. If
I'm going on vacation with other people, it doesn't bother me.
I go where they are, preference ours. So some people
see by the door, I'll go by the window. Some
people are vice versa. It doesn't bother me on that.
But at home it's the left side, strictly the left side.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Genie, thank you for listening. Have a great day.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
Thank you too, my fiscal.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
It, let me go Mike, good morning, Good morning himn.
What happened?
Speaker 12 (27:04):
So?
Speaker 19 (27:04):
Our wedding was about two months ago in May. We
invited about one hundred people one hundred and five and
we had about only fifty people show up. Including the
day of the wedding, we had about twelve people cancel
on us last minute, including my grandfather's ride. My uncle
(27:30):
was supposed to come, but he was like, oh, I
have a track meet I have to go to.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
How old your uncle?
Speaker 12 (27:40):
Uh?
Speaker 19 (27:41):
He's a college coach? Cracked probably like sixty.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
Okay, did you like last minute and I invites or something.
Speaker 19 (27:51):
Oh no, we had our save the dates out probably
ten months in advance.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Our invites were out.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Was it likely?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sure, I'm gonna say that was a sign and things
didn't go well, because I feel like if if has
the people didn't show up, including family, usually go through hell.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
It was like Morley weekend.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
It was the weekend of think of.
Speaker 12 (28:18):
It was May fourth.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Well, No, I don't think it was a sign.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Okay, it was.
Speaker 19 (28:23):
Star Wars Day, so I guess people got to go
home watch Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Mike. Was it a sign?
Speaker 19 (28:30):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I mean, it's only been two.
Speaker 19 (28:33):
Months, but still got my wife's NiFe been together for seven.
Speaker 9 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Okay, so it's very new, so it wasn't a sign. Okay,
there you go. All right, you guys are going to
be together one second.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You're in the running. Let me go in Rockville. Mackenzie,
good morning.
Speaker 9 (28:48):
Good morning, how are you going?
Speaker 15 (28:49):
Well?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (28:50):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (28:50):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Good?
Speaker 9 (28:52):
So this is my grandparents' wedding.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
They always told us like.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Grand kids about and everything. So at their wedding they
were Russian or the docks. While lighting the unity candle,
my grandmother's veil caught on fire.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Whoa, oh, okay, who put the fire out? Grandpa?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I'm the priest, Okay, she's okay.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'm gonna say that was not a sign, and we're good.
Maybe that was just like it was such an electric
atmosphere that the other passion was so fiery I sawus.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
I don't think it was a sign.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
It was just like a little like note like look
you guys looking great.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Okay, Mackenzie, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
That's true. They lived together.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Forever and like's adorable.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
It's too cute, doorable.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
All right, Mackenzie, one second you were in the running.
Let me go in Barryvale, Molly, good morning.
Speaker 13 (29:43):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
All right. So, first time going to a guy's house,
what happens?
Speaker 9 (29:49):
Oh gosh, so mind you.
Speaker 20 (29:51):
He was an adult, right, he was like twenty four
at the time, and I went to his house for
the first time and he still lived with his parents,
which is but I went there and he had you
know those signs that like like nine year old tab
on their door, yes said like danger.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Telly's room. Yeah.
Speaker 20 (30:10):
Yes, his name was Kyle, which was also a red flag,
but it said danger Kyle's.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
Room, Do not enter.
Speaker 20 (30:17):
And I was like, nah, oh my god, as a
grown ass man, I'm gonna say that was a sign
and it did not work out.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
SA say that was signed. I would see that and
just walk away. I feel like Mollie God, yeah.
Speaker 20 (30:32):
Four years of my life.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, at least you out though one second you run
the running. Let me go in bel Air and Kate,
good morning, good morning, my day before your wedding. What happens?
Speaker 13 (30:45):
We had left the dress fitting. I gave my dress
to my then mother in law. She took it with her.
She's taken all the kids to the park. She met
my brother in law there. She went to last the
car so she could put it in.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
He did.
Speaker 13 (31:01):
She walked up to a red car, put it in.
They went and played for like three hours. They went
to leave at the end of the day. He went
one way and she went the other. He had put
my dress in the wrong car.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Wait, like a stranger's car. Yes, whoa.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Getting a dressed?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Like?
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Where did this go from?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Also wild that the car was unlocked. That's crazy. I'm
gonna say that was a sign and things didn't work out.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Saus I think that was a sign too, that's wild.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Yes, it was a sign.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, okay, I'm so sorry Kate. In hindsight, do you
think she didn't mentally.
Speaker 13 (31:38):
No, I think she's just she's just very oblivious.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Also, uncle should be like, that's not my car.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
There is that, like yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 11 (31:47):
A lot of things here and I'm like that, like
I have a white Jeep. I almost get into the
wrong car all the time. But then I see him
like no, not not not dirt.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Also open back to that trunk, but there you go.
Speaker 11 (31:59):
Looks like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
In an intern John in your morning show, Yeah, Jase,
you missed it.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
It is Internshohn in your morning show. We are open
and honest that the dating world isn't the word poopy.
Everything about it sucks. It's not great. That's why when
you finally have something that seems like a glimmer of
hope that is a normal or different than the normal
turn burger you get when it comes to dating, you
don't want to let it go. So when they stop
talking to you and they pull away, obviously you want
(32:26):
to know what the heck's going on. We try to
get to the bottom of that. And that's why we're
here Maya. Good morning.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
So this is an interesting one. You and Jake met.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
How we were set up actually by his sister.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, and so his sister and you are coworkers. Correct, Yes,
we're coworkers.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
You know, we're friendly with each other. Not the best
of friends, but you know we get along.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
We're friend Yeah. And how long have you guys been coworkers?
Speaker 12 (32:57):
About a year?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Okay? And so when did you were when were you
made aware that your coworker had a brother?
Speaker 9 (33:06):
A couple months ago? She was just telling me things
about him and it just came up in conversations.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, And so when did she start planning the sea? Like, hey,
I think you two had really hit.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
Off a couple of weeks ago. She said that she
really thought that we aligned on things and that we
would be good together. So I was like, sure, why not?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
And so then who reached out to who? Did you
reach out to him? Did he reach out to you?
Because obviously he was on board if we went on days.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
I reached out to him. She gave me his information.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
Okay, I made him reach out Yeah, no doubt. I'd
be like my brother, I'll be like, you're reaching out.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
So did he know you're gonna holler at him?
Speaker 9 (33:43):
Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I don't think so, okay, Okay, So she gave Gay's number, like, hey,
just just text him and see what happens.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Yeah, and we've been not a couple of times and
it was great.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Okay, all right, no no judgment. So we've not heard
from Jake in about week and a half. The last
time you guys hung out. What happened we do?
Speaker 9 (34:01):
Okay, So we went bowling and we had some drinks.
Everything went fine. We even had a life, a nice
little makeup.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Quesson to the time, did you to did you touch
his butt?
Speaker 9 (34:17):
No? No, just a little bone?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Sure, and then absolutely and then so that's about week
and a half ago. And then after that year, word
was kind of like the slow burn started. So the
responses became more frequent and kind of less fulfillings the
right word, but you could tell you it was kind
of fading away.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Yeah, I've been doing everything, like I've DMed him, I
sent him things on Instagram by Paul, I text I
don't know. He just kind of disappeared.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
And you asked his sister and she claims she has
no idea.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Yeah, she has no idea what I don't get it?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Okay, kind of say this without knowing anything. I'd be
annoyed if I was you, because like the sister is
the one that pushed this on you. So it's almost like, hey, girl,
you can't back out now that we're in. You've made
yourself involved.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You can't not know like what's going on, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 11 (35:09):
Because I would just ask my brother, although I don't
think i'd push anyone on.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
I don't want to be involved with any of that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, that's a good point too, because I would have
had my brother reach out first.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
And also like if if I thought they'd be a
good match, and'd be like, hey, I really do, like
generally think you're a good match, but no matter what,
like I'm not involved. I want to set them up
if I really really really believe that, but i'd have
to like that would that would never happen in my lifetime?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
So maya list this. We'll call Jake, try to get
him on and get his side of the story. Okay, all right,
one second, Yeah, let's try to get that get one. Yeah,
(35:51):
Hi is this uh Jake?
Speaker 12 (35:54):
H yeahs yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Man, it's a intern. John, I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. If we talked to you in the
air real quick about something nothing bad to see about,
like thirty seconds of your time. Yeah, perfect, We're doing
a second date update. I got somebody on the line here, Maya,
if you want to say hello, I nailed it, And
so Jake Maya kind of filled this in that your
(36:18):
sister sets you guys up. You guys have some dates,
did a little bowling, but she's not really hurt for
you in a week and a half. So we're just
trying to see where your head's out with things. Is
there a future? What's going on? What are we feeling?
Speaker 17 (36:33):
I mean, everything was fine for a while.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
It's just got a little weird.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
What happened out?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:41):
So what got weird?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Porkery?
Speaker 17 (36:43):
How well, it was almost like she did like a
full research project on me. Like I know that she
knows my sister and my sister should be staying out
of my business for one, but I mean it just
like she knew I had chicken pox in the first grade,
(37:03):
Like what what is going on? Like do I have
a stage three clinger? And now that I'm on the
radio and that probably did.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Okay, so are you And just to understand, so you
you felt a little bit weirded about because I'm assuming
your sister gave her almost like notes.
Speaker 17 (37:20):
It was it was more than what my sister could know,
Like she knew where I took, where I went on
vacation last year. Like it was like she stalked me
on socials.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
It was okay, like I said, sure.
Speaker 11 (37:31):
So she was just like randomly bringing up things about you,
like oh my gosh, you had chicken pox in the
first grade, saying look, well we have a comment like
that kind of thing is what?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, okay, you said sure? It was all right, Okay
your thoughts hearing this.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
I feel like there's nothing wrong with doing a little research.
I just did a little research and it you know,
it helps that your sister is my coworker. But like
that just shows I was interested in you.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay, let me do this. I'm gonna put you guys
in the hole. Are you a team? Meyer? A team Jake?
And you can go here you.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Go get caught up with intern Johnny your morning shows
in case you missed it.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Saw send this to me and you had city thought
number was too high.
Speaker 11 (38:11):
I was surprised by how high it was. I didn't
say it was too high.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Okay, ya's fair. The average American has two hundred and
fifty two good days a year. Yeah, woh, so that
breaks down to sixty nine percent days are good, which
is basically five days per week or twenty one days
per month. Yes, so relatively not bad. No, you know
what I mean. I do think that we tend to
(38:36):
focus on the negative. Like think of if you're inclined
to leave a review for someplace, usually it's because you
have bad experience. Yes, we rarely leave a review for
a good thing.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
And I literally have actually stopped doing that unless it's
like actually really really really bad that could be like
a health thing or something.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
But I've actually finally stopped it. Not finally.
Speaker 11 (38:54):
It wasn't like I was doing it every time, but
I felt like I was leaving reviews when I'd be
like angry about something and they'll yeah, coirl, like you're
not thinking about this next day.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Well, it's kind of like in traffic, you curse the
person who doesn't let you in, but forget about the
person that does, and this kind of like move on
and go exactly.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
I mean, I remember my statistics class.
Speaker 18 (39:13):
They were talking about that specifically, like the reviews, and
they said it's either when it's really really really really
good or really.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
Bad, so you have to kind of like reach between
the lines.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
They say, there are some states to fifty more good
days a year. They say Florida is number one. Yeah,
two hundred and seventy six days. Seventy six percent of
their days are good days. They say, Maryland, Virginia about
in the middle.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Most Americans know by eight thirty am whether it's going
to be a good day.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
Sure, I mean we probably know earlier than that, like
four thirty.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Well, I was going to say, if we assuen the
average personally except at seven, maybe so then hour and
a half in So for us, let's just go forward
by six thirty.
Speaker 12 (39:49):
We know.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I think that's probably fair. Yeah. The top contributor contributors
to a good day include positive outlook, that one can
be tough.
Speaker 7 (39:57):
I mean, yeah, so some days I'm just like struggle over.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Here, especially when you first wake up and it's like
they should just snooze. I could just stay here, damn,
laughing at life's little things. Made the list quality time
of family. Yeah, exercising. Yes, eating healthy made the list
as well. I will stay with exercising. You rarely regret
the workout, No, I like sucks during it? Yeah, for me,
(40:20):
I do want to do it after work. It's not
fun by now. If I don't go after the show,
I will not go the entire day.
Speaker 11 (40:26):
If I don't work out, then I just feel like
it's not that I feel gross, it's like, oh, man,
like I really needed that.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I'll be looking for signs though not go. I'm like, oh,
that light's red. I'm like, oh, that's the universe. Tell
me I shouldn't go to the gym today.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
Oh I got phone call? Can't?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh yeah, Oh that my car made a little bit
of a noise and that's a sign that my body
is ready to shut.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
DOWNE should I shouldn't go?
Speaker 12 (40:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Or I look for my emails in the gym saying
something close. I go, Ha, the pools closed indoors. I
don't even do lab but I shouldn't go today in
the Solidarity parking lot looks a little too full. No,
that's a real one.
Speaker 11 (40:54):
That's like I was gonna say, that's a real one. Though,
Like I've done that before.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, because if the parking lot is too full, I'm
not saying worth going, Yeah, that's gonna go. Just the
good stuff is intern John in your morning shows, you
missed it, let me go. Uh fakeda Amanda, good morning,
Good morning, your confashion involve expir Yeah, laid on.
Speaker 10 (41:15):
Me very similar to the first caller. The last time
that I heard. I ran into an ex when I was.
Speaker 12 (41:23):
Downtown last month, and uh, after.
Speaker 10 (41:26):
One many drink, one being lived to another and uh
we had what I thought it was a very civil
conversation afterwards, like a dreamed that it was a one
time thing. And uh, mind you. We had been promotd
from each other social media for months at this point,
so that breaks out.
Speaker 12 (41:42):
We broke up almost ten.
Speaker 10 (41:44):
Months ago, so I had no idea what his current
relationship status is. He lives in a whole different city,
and he friend offended me on social media and I
ended up finding out that he's currently in a relationship. Oh,
I obviously want to think to ask that when we
were out and out, because why would a guy out
about hitting on people? Sure, I felt bad. Message down
(42:07):
his girlfriend message church told her the whole story. We
mine ten months ago we broke up was because I
found that he was cheating on me, but I had
no idea who it was because we were with her.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Was it with her? Welcome to the karma, Fake Amanda.
When you when you say you ran into your ex,
is it actually a running or did you both say hey,
I'll be at this place.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
No, so I was visiting my old friends because I
went to college in the state that he lives in.
So I actually live in my home states now. He
still is in the state that I was in college
at my college. Gotcha college friends?
Speaker 12 (42:47):
Okay, got happy to be Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Sure, faked Amanda, one second, you're in the running that
I would say to the the lady Karma, She didn't you,
that's sir? Okay, fake name Dan. I need you a
tiptoe around this, uh real quick. Yeah, we don't judge
your confession.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
Is what.
Speaker 12 (43:08):
My is? That sometimes I like to like.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
But hold on, hold on something else, Fake Dame Dan
would like to have a lone time where alone time?
(43:39):
You'd like to have a lone time where?
Speaker 12 (43:41):
Yes, in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
That okay the bathroom work? What line of work are
you in?
Speaker 12 (43:50):
I work for the like the government?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Beautiful work. We're paying for it. That's awesome. And so
how many times a week do you gon have some
healthy time in the government bathroom?
Speaker 12 (44:03):
It's like two or three times?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Okay, it's like a stall.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
Yeah, I'm like, are.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
You yeah, he's he's out.
Speaker 11 (44:12):
If it's like a single bathroom, or if it's a
stall bathroom.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
Other people are walking in while you're taking care.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Obviously, obviously he's not an animal. What do I think?
Speaker 7 (44:24):
Obviously?
Speaker 12 (44:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
You never what happens when people walk into the bathroom
to use like makes them more exciting, most dangerous game.
All right, fake Dann's gonna put you in hole because
I think we got enough of that.
Speaker 7 (44:35):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
We listen. We don't judge, you know. That's why I
like sometimes I go in the bathroom allys kicked down
stall doors. Just make sure you're you're pooping. Uh, second morning,
I'm doing well, girl. Your confashion is what.
Speaker 12 (44:55):
I'm in love with. Two men, both my exes, both
or bathroom.
Speaker 15 (45:00):
And I'm talking to both of them and neither.
Speaker 12 (45:02):
Of them know.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Okay, are you currently single?
Speaker 12 (45:06):
I am single?
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Are the men single?
Speaker 12 (45:10):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
And the reason for the breakups were what respectively.
Speaker 15 (45:16):
So one of them was because I felt fabotaged because
I had a lot of insecurities from baggage from previous relationships.
The other one was because our conflict resolutions weren't working
out and they have a lot of issues. But now
they're in therapy and have been going to therapy and
there's changes.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
One or two, Yeah, both equally.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Okay, who's better? Who's better at uh the gymnastics.
Speaker 12 (45:48):
One?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (45:49):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
So are we just having like kind of a bachelor
type scenario where you see who oo's that's the most
or what's the what's the end goal?
Speaker 15 (45:58):
It's it's probably gonna see who who's the most. I
saw one the other day and I'm seeing the other
one this weekend.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
So it's not fun for those guys. They're in the competition.
They have no idea.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
I think it's like more like survival and yeah, absolutely,
Like during summer when you have two boyfriends, what's a girl?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Do you know what was the time between each breakups?
Like from one to two? What was the years in
between that one?
Speaker 12 (46:24):
Ending one? One one is?
Speaker 15 (46:27):
It's been it's been a bit, It's probably been three
years because.
Speaker 12 (46:30):
We stay friends. Sure, so I've been in love with
them since the other one was literally we just broke
up probably.
Speaker 15 (46:37):
Like two two and a half months ago.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
That's messy. Okay, No, we have not held up.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Okay, Has there been another guy between one and two?
Speaker 12 (46:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Was there another boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (46:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Okay, who do your friends and family like mar.
Speaker 12 (46:57):
They actually like both.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
But they had to pick one though.
Speaker 15 (47:04):
Probably one because he's more financially.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Sure, that's fair. One second, you're in the running.
Speaker 7 (47:10):
That was a whole book we just learned about her.
Speaker 11 (47:12):
Yeah, just the good stuff intern John and your morning.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Show, and that does it for another I see why
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Plus if you want to follow the show at YMS Radio.
We have a ton of great content going up there
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(47:45):
don't worry. Next week it'll be August and we can
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right around the corner, and get a day off.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
So that's perfect.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
But I do hope you have a great week and
I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 11 (47:55):
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Injured Johnny Your weary show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, It's hoodie once again with another I See Why
Am I?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
In case you missed it, where recapped the best fits,
the best segments, the best everything of this past week
of intern Johnny Morning Show and put in one little
podcast you to enjoy that way come Monday morning. You
know the inns, the outs, the alibauts of this show
and can just sort of be on that insider level.
And it is the final weekend of July. July went
real fast, and if you're in the DMV, it was
(00:40):
real rainy. Let's just face Let's just hope August is
dryer I guess, but but still not as hot.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We don't want that either.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
But let's kick off this week's I See Why Am
I with Bad Roommate Poker. Yeah, summer is kind of
in full swing right now. But to prepare you for
if you maybe you might be moving in with the
roommate for the first time because of college or school
or anything else, here are the stories you hopefully can
avoid with your roommate.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Christin Good Morning, Good Morning, Now, first of all, how
long did you know this person before you guys became roommates.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
So we had.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Had this person as a roommate off and on for
several years. My husband and I have known him for
the better part of twenty years. And this past not
this summer, the past summer he was really down and
out on his luck, and we allowed him to move
in with us to try to get clean and sober.
(01:37):
He repaid us by breaking into our house in the
middle of the night while we were sleeping two days
before Christmas. And yeah, that's how we repeaid us.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
It's horrible. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Christ In one second, you're in the run. Yeah, that's
that's you're trying to help somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Yeah, oh my gosh, that's so sad.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Let's go in Woodbridge airing good morning.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
For how long a girl?
Speaker 8 (02:03):
So I wasn't friends with them when I moved in
with my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
At that time. He was living with all guys.
Speaker 8 (02:10):
And they were all total like crap shows. But this
guy was the guy that outlasted the other two roommates,
and he had been there. I think we've lived together
for five years at this point, and we always had
what we called shower wars with him, like he had
his own bathroom because if he had to share with
(02:30):
everybody else in the house, nobody was going to get
the shower because he was in there constantly, multiple times
a day. Well, when we started fasing roommates out, he
was so proud of how supposedly clean he left the
bathroom and when I went into check it, it was
a greasy nightmare like a diner sink because he had
(02:50):
been doing dishes and putting food in the showers. I
had to get special draino pellets to drain that.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
Shower because it wouldn't drain.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
And like what, we cleaned the carpet in that room
and it was disgusting and it was only him up
there and I will never ever understand it.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
No, wait, that's so fat.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, So this man would have spaghettios and then go
in the shower and wash out with his axe body wash.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
I was like, it's so nasty, But now I know
why there was never any hot water in the house
because he was doing all his dishes in the bathroom.
Speaker 9 (03:28):
Okay, it was like it was like Cramer from Seinfel.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, Okay, Aaron, one second, you're in the rioting, so
weird in that I would assume then he was probably
eating in the bathroom too, which that also seems a
little bit issy. But why would you think you could put.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
Like seeing the kitchen was like downstairs. So he just
sounds like a dude, like he's lazy.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, hidden gravity. Let me go, Emily, your morning, Good morning.
So you knew this person for how long? Like a year? Okay?
And your bad roommates? Sorry, what happened? She would keep
mayo on her nightstand like a jarmanise, yes for fun
(04:12):
times or just she had hankered for a sandwich. I
have no idea. We really didn't.
Speaker 12 (04:19):
Talk much, okay, to keep it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That way, but did it look like it was open?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
I'd be like, so you you wake up?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Used it for food?
Speaker 13 (04:32):
He had a mini fridge in her room too, so
I don't know why she didn't keep it in there.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, Well all right, Emily, one second, you're in the running.
That is kind of like your first wake up call
is if you have a roommate in college, like, oh,
people are different, like how you're raised? Is it? Oh different?
It's like, oh, my college, your mate I was leaving
to work at the radio station in Minnesota. Thank god
I was, because I found him passed out in the
kitchen floor with spaghetti on the stove. Oh but now
(05:00):
let me go in nova. John on the phone, Good morning, sir,
I had good morning.
Speaker 14 (05:06):
I had a roommate that went on a double date
with me and two girls n mid day. He took
his day out to my brand new truck because he
had my keys and decided to have some fun time.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
When we later found out.
Speaker 14 (05:22):
That she got into kinky fun time videos.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Wait, like they record each other.
Speaker 15 (05:30):
I don't know if.
Speaker 14 (05:31):
They recorded, but I opened up the truck door and
found them.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh god, ew wait, so John, so she is now
an adult actress? She is now an adult actress.
Speaker 11 (05:42):
Oh, I thought you meant. I thought that you meant
there like filming each other.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well does they have been sure?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Is it an adult actress that somebody like Eric would
know who looks at that kind of stuff? Because I
would never, Uh maybe I would never. I'm gonna put
you in haul ore and get the name for free
search purposes. Okay, I find I'll try to remember it.
I tried. I got your brother one second, both for
your fate over text nine nine three three eight let
(06:10):
me go in Rockville, am I, good morning, Hello, laid honest.
What happened?
Speaker 16 (06:17):
So pretty much my roommate and I we were sharing
a room like sophomore year of college, and we were like, okay,
like we know we're going to be hanging out with
guys like in our.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Room, so like, let's just make sure.
Speaker 13 (06:29):
We each know.
Speaker 16 (06:31):
Every night I got home from the bar, there's a
damn sock on the door.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Like every night, I'm finding other ways to sleep.
Speaker 16 (06:38):
I'm sleeping on the couch, I'm knocking on my other
roommates store, like let me in, because every morning or
every night I come home, I was not.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Allowed in the room.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
That's annoying.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
That is so annoying. I went through a phase like
with my college roommate with that. I even get back
from class, if even them all the day and she'd
be like, hey, just say now, and I'm like.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Girl, I need to I need to go. I got
things to be in there as well.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, that's annoying. Ammaha. One second you're in the in
the running.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Cheeters, We're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I calling for Drew. Please.
Speaker 12 (07:14):
This is Drew.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
This is Niko calling from Healton Customer Service. How are you.
Speaker 12 (07:19):
I'm all right, I'm all right.
Speaker 13 (07:21):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Is now a good time?
Speaker 12 (07:23):
He said?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
A little tie tie? I mean I'm for sure a
little time, but yeah, it's fine. Long nighter fine, yeah,
of course, yeah, I mean isn't always twenty four hours? Absolutely?
Speaker 12 (07:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Hey, listen, I said a couple of quick questions. I
see you are a Rewards member. First of all, thank
you for that. On a scale of one to two,
two being the highest, How would you rate your satisfaction
with the program?
Speaker 12 (07:49):
I mean, honestly, I like it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You know, I haven't quite achieved diamond status yet, but
you know, gold is cool. I like getting the bottles
of water when I come in. The reason I'm reaching
out is we've had some issues not with you necessarily,
but with you know, graduations coming in summer, parties of
people hosting parties inside the rooms, and your account was
flag cause I noticed your last stay you had a
(08:12):
single bedroom room.
Speaker 12 (08:14):
Correct, Yeah, I didn't get as sweet as time.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Okay, understood. But so the reason I bring it up,
is it looks like you share the digital Keith with
three other people. So we're just trying to make sure
that none of the party policies were broken. I mean,
I don't know what your party policies are.
Speaker 17 (08:36):
But you know, the it's I'm allowed to share the
digital key and let's see what the issue is.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, it's it's not my issue.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm a party guy, big, big party guy. But there
are rules. And again, it's not my hotel. You know,
I'm not mister Hilton, sadly, but we can't have more
than four people to a room. I just want to
make sure that there wasn't four people staying in the
in the room with you.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
I mean I wasn't. I mean people didn't stay.
Speaker 14 (09:03):
You know, they came for a little bit and you know,
we chilled and then they left. Uh so there were there,
you know, there weren't four people spending.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The ninth Okay, So what it was the party was
a shell session.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
I mean, I mean there's only something who we could
sit on the king size head, you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (09:19):
So I mean it's it's.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Fine, you know, like you guys taking naps or like.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I mean, there's there wasn't much sleeping, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
But that's the right, brother.
Speaker 12 (09:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
My problem, you know. That's why you leave a little
tip for the house keeper. Yeah, just uh and so listen,
I appreciate cleaning that up, and we appreciate your using us.
And we team up the local flower shop ym As Flowers,
and I would like to offer you, for your service
and for your service scene a bouquet of red roses
and anybody you want free charge. Just let them know
(09:59):
that you're thinking of them and and how we're thinking
of you always, uh, completely free, completely free, absolutely brother,
completely free. So I just need the first name of
the person who hastened the flowers too, are minder, They
are romantic long stem of red roses. We even take
the thorns off too.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
That's nice.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I didn't took the thorns off well at Hilton. We
don't want to be a thorn your side, all right.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
You know, I'm gonna send him to him.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
To Chelsea, Chelsea beautiful name, some mother's name, and uh,
Chelsea to you is wife's sister, mother, other other other
beautiful and in the car to Chelsea. It's gotta be
about foreigner characters. The size of a tweet. What do
you want the car to say?
Speaker 14 (10:54):
I would say that this last week has been absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
This last week has been absolutely amazing. Yeah was she so?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Sure? Was she at the hotel? Was she one of
the guests?
Speaker 15 (11:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, she she came by it for a little bit.
I want to make sure understand that these are romantic though,
So whoever Chelsea is, if it's like a colleague or
a non romantic person, that might throw her off a
little bit.
Speaker 12 (11:24):
I mean I'm cool with that. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Was thrown her off? Or was what?
Speaker 12 (11:32):
Lady didn't like roses?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
So I don't want to sad you have a failure? Brother?
So was she on was she one of the people
on the King bed?
Speaker 12 (11:40):
I mean everybody was on a King base.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, yeah, she liked the roses.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
I'm cool with it.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
Okay, Yeah, it means.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
A valid question. It's a valid question.
Speaker 14 (11:50):
Yeah, I'm sorry, what's what's what's going on?
Speaker 15 (11:58):
Just tell me what that word?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
But your real quick I did tell you my name
is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
We're doing a war of the roses on the show.
I need you to know that that is your girlfriend?
We think, yeah, Hannah? And who is Chelsea?
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (12:17):
Chelsea is uh.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
A colleague?
Speaker 7 (12:22):
There was only your King bed the hell?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, well, I mean we just it's not like we've.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Got guys like together on King bed. You party for
four you're fine with.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
That.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
You're in a conference from the king bed.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Like I said, what lady doesn't like roses to Hannah? Here,
let me question real quick, real quick, hey, real quick, hey,
real quick, hey, real quick, real quick? Where do you live?
Speaker 12 (12:53):
Real quick? Go ahead?
Speaker 15 (12:56):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (12:57):
Where do you live?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
You live in a house? Where's your house? What state?
Speaker 12 (13:04):
Florida?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
What that's new?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's new? Wait?
Speaker 7 (13:09):
So you told Hannah was North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
But we know you have a house now, Alexandria in Florida.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
I haven't place in North Carolina. Play in North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
And Florida, you know, and so you have three houses.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
I'm you literally know that I'm on the call, and
you're stupid enough to be like Florida.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Where is Florida?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Where?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Literally where do you live? Where where do you live?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Because I mean, since I since on what part of
the year, Like, I don't I don't like the in
Florida because it gets a little happy.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
It's cooler?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You just talked. Yeah, so I guess, well my question
is you Hannah. Yes, but I don't like so Hannah
like forgot, I'm gonna put my head and blundered, Hannah.
Were you with them the entire weekend? Because if Chelsea
was seemingly at the hotel or I guess Chelsea could
(14:07):
be local.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
Yeah, we were there a lot.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
So I just you know, when I you know, went
home to you know, feed the cat.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Like okay in this time slot, yeah, I don't even
know where to begin, so Drew last time, Where do
you live again?
Speaker 12 (14:31):
It depends on the part of the year.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
This currently, uh, this this turn of the year.
Speaker 17 (14:40):
We're getting to the point where I prefer the Carolinas
because it's too sure in Florida.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Sure you just kind of dragon. Yeah, you'll find it eventually,
for sure.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
Or of the roses is cretacked and possibly edited broadcast
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I always find this kind of stuff interesting, like when
celebrities don't use their real name, like the reason why,
like I would I don't know this for sure, but
Becky g the singer. Her last name is Gomez. I
would bet you a million dollars it's because of Selena Gomez,
like hey, which is like pretty common name in that community.
So there we go. So these are the celebris who
(15:22):
actually use their middle names instead of their first names.
Starting with Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Oh, what's his first name?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Christopher?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
For some reason, I thought I'm gonna say Wilbert. I
don't know why Wilbur. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Boy, there is that So I guess he was discovered
in a mall and so like some random scouts saw
him at the time. There was a model named Chris Kutcher,
Ashen does sound better. Brad Pitt first name.
Speaker 11 (15:54):
Is William William okay, William Pitt, So it is Brad
his middle name?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, well yeah, but these are celebrities to go by
the miltoe.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
Oh yeah, but I think that's a weird real name, William, Brad.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
William and Bradley Oh yeah his father.
Speaker 18 (16:08):
Yeah sounds official, you know, like, Okay, I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I'm gonna read the full name on this one. Laura
Jeanine Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Ah, okay, because that was probably her mom's made a
name or something.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah, that's just a lot. Yeah, it's her mom's maid name.
But she said she's southern. That feels like a very southern.
Yeah that's large nan Reese Witherspoon over there, but.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
She is like a Reese Witherspoon, Like, I know, I'm saying, John,
shut up.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
What do you mean? Definitely she looks like I agree, Yeah,
that's one hundred percent than Laura. Yes, we had her
son did O's opening day two years ago. I was like, dude,
your mom might be one of the coolest moms, like
Reese Wetherspoon. Seems like if you were drinking under age,
she'd be like, listen, I'll give you a hangover. I
won't tell your mom about this, but like, don't do
(16:59):
that again. Or she'd be like down to like ride
if you need to tepe somebody's house.
Speaker 18 (17:03):
I wonder if like the people in her life, like
her family, calls her Laura like her parents.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yes, yeah, I would imagine. Then there's Hannah Dakota Fanning
makes sense, so I guess her name was the result
of her parents in the ability to settle in just
one first name.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Oh, her first name is Hannah Dakota.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, so they are. Maybe they couldn't choose them. Hannah
first name, the coda male name.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Then there's John William Farrell.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
Oh, John Farrell. John Farrell sounds just too official. That
sounds like serious.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well, John William sounds like he's an oil air something
like he's going to be the president of.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Going be like a maths teacher.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, that makes sense. James Paul McCartney.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
Okay, I mean I feel like everybody back then was.
I mean, James is like a way more popular name
than Paul.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I agree, James sounds more British.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
I feel like sure, but that's that's why it makes
more sense for him to good bye Paul.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
They say his name after his dad. Family went by
the middle name to a white confusion. Oh okay, okay,
well that makes sense. Walter Bruce Willis. It's funny because
they they give like the reason why when he was
a kid they called his friends called him Bruno.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
That doesn't explain but why.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Because it's because of Bruce. But that doesn't explain anything.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Maybe they didn't want to call him Walt.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, oh yeah, Willis is not that sounds like an
adult film sorry, it does Mary L. Fanning Okay, okay,
was for a second. She's really good at playing crazy.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Yes she is. I mean that she's very good at
her job.
Speaker 12 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
So just like her sister, El Fanning used a middle name,
but person professionally sure, yes, Robin Rihanna Fenti.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Oh yeah, I feel like everybody knows that.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah. I think they did that because it made her sound.
Speaker 11 (18:59):
Also it's a weak Sorry, it's a cool name, no,
I think. Yeah, it's also like more for that generation
that like, because I feel like Robin is more like
my parents generation a name.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Well, because when Rihanna came on the scene, there's nobody
else that really looked like her. She was like, there's
the Caribbean thing was kind of taken off, like Sean
Kinson was taken off. Sean Pau's already somebody. So I
was like, Rihanna sounds.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
It was just so confusing.
Speaker 11 (19:22):
When I was in high school to high school with
this girl named Rhiannon and so I kept calling her
Rihanna and I was like no, Nan, and I was
like it was I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I was a mess things.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Yeah, called you lost dress.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
The last one. Troyl Garth Brooks Troy Troyl.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Is it like a family name?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
T r O y A L.
Speaker 12 (19:41):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
The country singer's named after his father. Apparently a very
popular way for famous men to get first names. Never used.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Troil Troyl. Yeah, I don't know that's that's gotta be
like generational. He's probably like Troil the fifth.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
It would be funny of Troy. Is this short for Troyal?
And this whole time we didn't know like Troil Bolton.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (19:59):
We said, idea, I wish you are try and I'd
be like you Troil.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, I don't anybody Troy's either either. Damn all right, new
goals named Troy.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (20:08):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
This is intern John and your morning show is In
case you.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Missed it, I saw us. You sleep on what side?
Speaker 11 (20:19):
If you're standing in front of it looking at it?
I guess that's how you say it, right. I'm on
the left.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, okay, yeah, doesn't matter where you are, hotel, parents house,
your house.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
I'm just always on the left side.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Is there a reason why?
Speaker 7 (20:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
I just have realized because I even when I moved,
I mean I moved a lot, and I've regreined my room.
I'm just always going back to that side.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Okay. Do you find yourself not being able to sleep
if you're on the other side? Is it feel off?
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Yeah? It does.
Speaker 11 (20:46):
It feels weird. Okay, like how my room is right now,
it would feel weird.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Okay, Yeah, doesn't matter how the rooms I died.
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Yeah, I mean no, because I even went in my
old apartment last year. I would like walk all the
way around my bed to get to the other side. Oh, interesting,
over it on that side. I'm like, why do I get?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Okay, Rose, how about you looking at it?
Speaker 7 (21:05):
I'm on the right side, but I used to be
on the left side.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
And why did you make the big switch?
Speaker 18 (21:11):
Because Clinton and I realized that we were sleeping on
the wrong side of the bed for our like to coddle.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Basically, what do you what do you mean?
Speaker 18 (21:19):
Like whenever we would sleep, we like, he he has
to sleep on his left side. I can sleep on
either side. So either I was the big spoon or
I was like we were back to back, and so
we swapped one and I was like, why aren't we
sleeping like this?
Speaker 7 (21:33):
And we decided to switch Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I obvious sleep closest to the door. Yeah, in cases
of I can get out first. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's
also cases intruder.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
First form of defense.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, give that way. So, according to this study, women
like to sleep on the left side. Oh okay, that's
like the that's the ultimate go do They found, Well,
they found in Australia nine ten women a particular side
of the bed and it's always happens to be the
left hand side. So looking at the bed, it's the
(22:10):
left side.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Huh, yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Well, they say one in five down a preference, while
men say the more flexible. I mean, yeah, I think
you just kind don't really care. We're just happy to
be there. We're just happy to be part of the conversation.
They So they say it could come down to what
side you before to lay on and if you want
to face your partner not so kind of like to
roses things. So you said you switched solely because.
Speaker 18 (22:34):
Of Yeah, that's that's the main reason that we switched.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
It wasn't there was no other reason.
Speaker 18 (22:39):
It was we were on vacation and I'm like, I
just wanted to cuddle and I was like.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
Weren't we sleeping this way, and he's like, that's a
good point.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
We should switch sides.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
So we did. We swapped our end tables and everything.
Love it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh you made the whole room, guys.
Speaker 18 (22:49):
Yes, we each had an end table with all our
stuff in it, so we had to like move all
of our stuff.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Yeah, so we've swapped the room around.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
They say, we sleep on the left side of the
bed and you're on your right side of your body.
You allow yourself to be cuddled, aka be the little spoon. Okay, sure,
kind of makes sense. They say it makes us feel protected, comforted,
and close to our partner. I thought about this, there's
gotta be a scientific reason why we like cuddling. And
my thought must have been, like back in the caveman days,
he cuddled as like a almost a security blanket, but
(23:19):
even just to like in case an animal came or
somebody tried to steal your person, Like that was like
your your warning sign.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
Maybe I think people just like to be touched by
their partner, like it makes it feel safe, yes, and
it reduces stress.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, but real quick, let me go Mike. Good morning, Hey,
good morning. I see you and I are spend the
night together, sharing a bed. What what sidey, calm.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
Brother, I'm only staying on the right side.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
They can only be on the right side.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
The right side is the right side.
Speaker 13 (23:48):
Left side is the wrong side.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
So let's say you bring back a fine honey and
they're like, I want the right side. Do you make
that accommodation? Mic or no?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Oh no way, okay, I can't other bed in the hotel?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
All right, Mike, are you a single man or in
a relationship?
Speaker 17 (24:08):
I've been married eighteen years?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Okay, and so have you always had the right side
of the bed always? Okay? Wait eighteen years? How old
are you? Okay? You got you get married young?
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's great, that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
That's great. So we have nothing to do like where
the door is. It's just always been your go to
just always amen, brother.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
A deal breaker. If she wanted the right.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Side, well this at for eighteen years. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 18 (24:40):
If she switched it up eighteen years and I also
would be like, what you are you?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, Mike man, thank you for listening. To have a
great day.
Speaker 10 (24:48):
I thank you, my man, my man.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Let's go in Hagerstown. Samantha, good morning, good morning. You
sleep on what side?
Speaker 10 (24:56):
Girl, so right. No, when I was myself always Yeah, friend,
I got kicked over.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Are you are you pair of sailing right now? Are you?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
What are you pair of sailing right now?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You're an ambulance.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
Oh I work.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Oh you're in the ambulance right now. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
That's that's well. Get you a coffee for calling in
absolutely save me. Also, is the ambulance door open?
Speaker 7 (25:41):
I know, worried, but cool.
Speaker 11 (25:44):
They listened to us about so we can feel on
the way of the hospital with like a broken leg
and they're listening to us.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I don't know if that'd be helpful or not. Dude,
if you're in a lot of pain and hear our
asses like talk about science or something, trying to talk
about something, I don't know if that'd be helpful.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Definitely take your mind off you're in you.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
So exactly you'd be like, I know what.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Helmet Like my mom said, I mean all of you
have a broken arm, Like you didn't hit your head
at all?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
My ma is broken tory helmet.
Speaker 12 (26:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
No, the intern draw on your morning showing hit my head.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
No, that's I wish I concussion and Leesburg Jeanie, good morning,
good morning. So you switch it up, girl, what's that
you sleep on?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
If I'm home, it's always on the west side. If
I'm going on vacation with other people, it doesn't bother me.
I go where they are, preference ours. So some people
see by the door, I'll go by the window. Some
people are vice versa. It doesn't bother me on that.
But at home it's the left side, strictly the left side.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Genie, thank you for listening. Have a great day.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
Thank you too, my fiscal.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
It, let me go Mike, good morning, Good morning himn.
What happened?
Speaker 12 (27:04):
So?
Speaker 19 (27:04):
Our wedding was about two months ago in May. We
invited about one hundred people one hundred and five and
we had about only fifty people show up. Including the
day of the wedding, we had about twelve people cancel
on us last minute, including my grandfather's ride. My uncle
(27:30):
was supposed to come, but he was like, oh, I
have a track meet I have to go to.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
How old your uncle?
Speaker 12 (27:40):
Uh?
Speaker 19 (27:41):
He's a college coach? Cracked probably like sixty.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
Okay, did you like last minute and I invites or something.
Speaker 19 (27:51):
Oh no, we had our save the dates out probably
ten months in advance.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Our invites were out.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Was it likely?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sure, I'm gonna say that was a sign and things
didn't go well, because I feel like if if has
the people didn't show up, including family, usually go through hell.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
It was like Morley weekend.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
It was the weekend of think of.
Speaker 12 (28:18):
It was May fourth.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Well, No, I don't think it was a sign.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Okay, it was.
Speaker 19 (28:23):
Star Wars Day, so I guess people got to go
home watch Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Mike. Was it a sign?
Speaker 19 (28:30):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I mean, it's only been two.
Speaker 19 (28:33):
Months, but still got my wife's NiFe been together for seven.
Speaker 9 (28:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Okay, so it's very new, so it wasn't a sign. Okay,
there you go. All right, you guys are going to
be together one second.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You're in the running. Let me go in Rockville. Mackenzie,
good morning.
Speaker 9 (28:48):
Good morning, how are you going?
Speaker 15 (28:49):
Well?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (28:50):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (28:50):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Good?
Speaker 9 (28:52):
So this is my grandparents' wedding.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
They always told us like.
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Grand kids about and everything. So at their wedding they
were Russian or the docks. While lighting the unity candle,
my grandmother's veil caught on fire.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Whoa, oh, okay, who put the fire out? Grandpa?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I'm the priest, Okay, she's okay.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'm gonna say that was not a sign, and we're good.
Maybe that was just like it was such an electric
atmosphere that the other passion was so fiery I sawus.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
I don't think it was a sign.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
It was just like a little like note like look
you guys looking great.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Okay, Mackenzie, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
That's true. They lived together.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Forever and like's adorable.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
It's too cute, doorable.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
All right, Mackenzie, one second you were in the running.
Let me go in Barryvale, Molly, good morning.
Speaker 13 (29:43):
Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
All right. So, first time going to a guy's house,
what happens?
Speaker 9 (29:49):
Oh gosh, so mind you.
Speaker 20 (29:51):
He was an adult, right, he was like twenty four
at the time, and I went to his house for
the first time and he still lived with his parents,
which is but I went there and he had you
know those signs that like like nine year old tab
on their door, yes said like danger.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Telly's room. Yeah.
Speaker 20 (30:10):
Yes, his name was Kyle, which was also a red flag,
but it said danger Kyle's.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
Room, Do not enter.
Speaker 20 (30:17):
And I was like, nah, oh my god, as a
grown ass man, I'm gonna say that was a sign
and it did not work out.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
SA say that was signed. I would see that and
just walk away. I feel like Mollie God, yeah.
Speaker 20 (30:32):
Four years of my life.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, at least you out though one second you run
the running. Let me go in bel Air and Kate,
good morning, good morning, my day before your wedding. What happens?
Speaker 13 (30:45):
We had left the dress fitting. I gave my dress
to my then mother in law. She took it with her.
She's taken all the kids to the park. She met
my brother in law there. She went to last the
car so she could put it in.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
He did.
Speaker 13 (31:01):
She walked up to a red car, put it in.
They went and played for like three hours. They went
to leave at the end of the day. He went
one way and she went the other. He had put
my dress in the wrong car.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Wait, like a stranger's car. Yes, whoa.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Getting a dressed?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Like?
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Where did this go from?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Also wild that the car was unlocked. That's crazy. I'm
gonna say that was a sign and things didn't work out.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Saus I think that was a sign too, that's wild.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Yes, it was a sign.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, okay, I'm so sorry Kate. In hindsight, do you
think she didn't mentally.
Speaker 13 (31:38):
No, I think she's just she's just very oblivious.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Also, uncle should be like, that's not my car.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
There is that, like yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 11 (31:47):
A lot of things here and I'm like that, like
I have a white Jeep. I almost get into the
wrong car all the time. But then I see him
like no, not not not dirt.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Also open back to that trunk, but there you go.
Speaker 11 (31:59):
Looks like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
In an intern John in your morning show, Yeah, Jase,
you missed it.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
It is Internshohn in your morning show. We are open
and honest that the dating world isn't the word poopy.
Everything about it sucks. It's not great. That's why when
you finally have something that seems like a glimmer of
hope that is a normal or different than the normal
turn burger you get when it comes to dating, you
don't want to let it go. So when they stop
talking to you and they pull away, obviously you want
(32:26):
to know what the heck's going on. We try to
get to the bottom of that. And that's why we're
here Maya. Good morning.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
So this is an interesting one. You and Jake met.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
How we were set up actually by his sister.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Okay, and so his sister and you are coworkers. Correct, Yes,
we're coworkers.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
You know, we're friendly with each other. Not the best
of friends, but you know we get along.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
We're friend Yeah. And how long have you guys been coworkers?
Speaker 12 (32:57):
About a year?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Okay? And so when did you were when were you
made aware that your coworker had a brother?
Speaker 9 (33:06):
A couple months ago? She was just telling me things
about him and it just came up in conversations.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, And so when did she start planning the sea? Like, hey,
I think you two had really hit.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
Off a couple of weeks ago. She said that she
really thought that we aligned on things and that we
would be good together. So I was like, sure, why not?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
And so then who reached out to who? Did you
reach out to him? Did he reach out to you?
Because obviously he was on board if we went on days.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
I reached out to him. She gave me his information.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
Okay, I made him reach out Yeah, no doubt. I'd
be like my brother, I'll be like, you're reaching out.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
So did he know you're gonna holler at him?
Speaker 9 (33:43):
Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I don't think so, okay, Okay, So she gave Gay's number, like, hey,
just just text him and see what happens.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Yeah, and we've been not a couple of times and
it was great.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Okay, all right, no no judgment. So we've not heard
from Jake in about week and a half. The last
time you guys hung out. What happened we do?
Speaker 9 (34:01):
Okay, So we went bowling and we had some drinks.
Everything went fine. We even had a life, a nice
little makeup.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Quesson to the time, did you to did you touch
his butt?
Speaker 9 (34:17):
No? No, just a little bone?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Sure, and then absolutely and then so that's about week
and a half ago. And then after that year, word
was kind of like the slow burn started. So the
responses became more frequent and kind of less fulfillings the
right word, but you could tell you it was kind
of fading away.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Yeah, I've been doing everything, like I've DMed him, I
sent him things on Instagram by Paul, I text I
don't know. He just kind of disappeared.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
And you asked his sister and she claims she has
no idea.
Speaker 9 (34:50):
Yeah, she has no idea what I don't get it?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Okay, kind of say this without knowing anything. I'd be
annoyed if I was you, because like the sister is
the one that pushed this on you. So it's almost like, hey, girl,
you can't back out now that we're in. You've made
yourself involved.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You can't not know like what's going on, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 11 (35:09):
Because I would just ask my brother, although I don't
think i'd push anyone on.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
I don't want to be involved with any of that.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, that's a good point too, because I would have
had my brother reach out first.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:18):
And also like if if I thought they'd be a
good match, and'd be like, hey, I really do, like
generally think you're a good match, but no matter what,
like I'm not involved. I want to set them up
if I really really really believe that, but i'd have
to like that would that would never happen in my lifetime?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
So maya list this. We'll call Jake, try to get
him on and get his side of the story. Okay, all right,
one second, Yeah, let's try to get that get one. Yeah,
(35:51):
Hi is this uh Jake?
Speaker 12 (35:54):
H yeahs yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Man, it's a intern. John, I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. If we talked to you in the
air real quick about something nothing bad to see about,
like thirty seconds of your time. Yeah, perfect, We're doing
a second date update. I got somebody on the line here, Maya,
if you want to say hello, I nailed it, And
so Jake Maya kind of filled this in that your
(36:18):
sister sets you guys up. You guys have some dates,
did a little bowling, but she's not really hurt for
you in a week and a half. So we're just
trying to see where your head's out with things. Is
there a future? What's going on? What are we feeling?
Speaker 17 (36:33):
I mean, everything was fine for a while.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
It's just got a little weird.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
What happened out?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:41):
So what got weird?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Porkery?
Speaker 17 (36:43):
How well, it was almost like she did like a
full research project on me. Like I know that she
knows my sister and my sister should be staying out
of my business for one, but I mean it just
like she knew I had chicken pox in the first grade,
(37:03):
Like what what is going on? Like do I have
a stage three clinger? And now that I'm on the
radio and that probably did.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Okay, so are you And just to understand, so you
you felt a little bit weirded about because I'm assuming
your sister gave her almost like notes.
Speaker 17 (37:20):
It was it was more than what my sister could know,
Like she knew where I took, where I went on
vacation last year. Like it was like she stalked me
on socials.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
It was okay, like I said, sure.
Speaker 11 (37:31):
So she was just like randomly bringing up things about you,
like oh my gosh, you had chicken pox in the
first grade, saying look, well we have a comment like
that kind of thing is what?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, okay, you said sure? It was all right, Okay
your thoughts hearing this.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
I feel like there's nothing wrong with doing a little research.
I just did a little research and it you know,
it helps that your sister is my coworker. But like
that just shows I was interested in you.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay, let me do this. I'm gonna put you guys
in the hole. Are you a team? Meyer? A team Jake?
And you can go here you.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Go get caught up with intern Johnny your morning shows
in case you missed it.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Saw send this to me and you had city thought
number was too high.
Speaker 11 (38:11):
I was surprised by how high it was. I didn't
say it was too high.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Okay, ya's fair. The average American has two hundred and
fifty two good days a year. Yeah, woh, so that
breaks down to sixty nine percent days are good, which
is basically five days per week or twenty one days
per month. Yes, so relatively not bad. No, you know
what I mean. I do think that we tend to
(38:36):
focus on the negative. Like think of if you're inclined
to leave a review for someplace, usually it's because you
have bad experience. Yes, we rarely leave a review for
a good thing.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
And I literally have actually stopped doing that unless it's
like actually really really really bad that could be like
a health thing or something.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
But I've actually finally stopped it. Not finally.
Speaker 11 (38:54):
It wasn't like I was doing it every time, but
I felt like I was leaving reviews when I'd be
like angry about something and they'll yeah, coirl, like you're
not thinking about this next day.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Well, it's kind of like in traffic, you curse the
person who doesn't let you in, but forget about the
person that does, and this kind of like move on
and go exactly.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
I mean, I remember my statistics class.
Speaker 18 (39:13):
They were talking about that specifically, like the reviews, and
they said it's either when it's really really really really
good or really.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
Bad, so you have to kind of like reach between
the lines.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
They say, there are some states to fifty more good
days a year. They say Florida is number one. Yeah,
two hundred and seventy six days. Seventy six percent of
their days are good days. They say, Maryland, Virginia about
in the middle.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Most Americans know by eight thirty am whether it's going
to be a good day.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
Sure, I mean we probably know earlier than that, like
four thirty.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Well, I was going to say, if we assuen the
average personally except at seven, maybe so then hour and
a half in So for us, let's just go forward
by six thirty.
Speaker 12 (39:49):
We know.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I think that's probably fair. Yeah. The top contributor contributors
to a good day include positive outlook, that one can
be tough.
Speaker 7 (39:57):
I mean, yeah, so some days I'm just like struggle over.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Here, especially when you first wake up and it's like
they should just snooze. I could just stay here, damn,
laughing at life's little things. Made the list quality time
of family. Yeah, exercising. Yes, eating healthy made the list
as well. I will stay with exercising. You rarely regret
the workout, No, I like sucks during it? Yeah, for me,
(40:20):
I do want to do it after work. It's not
fun by now. If I don't go after the show,
I will not go the entire day.
Speaker 11 (40:26):
If I don't work out, then I just feel like
it's not that I feel gross, it's like, oh, man,
like I really needed that.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I'll be looking for signs though not go. I'm like, oh,
that light's red. I'm like, oh, that's the universe. Tell
me I shouldn't go to the gym today.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
Oh I got phone call? Can't?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh yeah, Oh that my car made a little bit
of a noise and that's a sign that my body
is ready to shut.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
DOWNE should I shouldn't go?
Speaker 12 (40:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Or I look for my emails in the gym saying
something close. I go, Ha, the pools closed indoors. I
don't even do lab but I shouldn't go today in
the Solidarity parking lot looks a little too full. No,
that's a real one.
Speaker 11 (40:54):
That's like I was gonna say, that's a real one. Though,
Like I've done that before.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, because if the parking lot is too full, I'm
not saying worth going, Yeah, that's gonna go. Just the
good stuff is intern John in your morning shows, you
missed it, let me go. Uh fakeda Amanda, good morning,
Good morning, your confashion involve expir Yeah, laid on.
Speaker 10 (41:15):
Me very similar to the first caller. The last time
that I heard. I ran into an ex when I was.
Speaker 12 (41:23):
Downtown last month, and uh, after.
Speaker 10 (41:26):
One many drink, one being lived to another and uh
we had what I thought it was a very civil
conversation afterwards, like a dreamed that it was a one
time thing. And uh, mind you. We had been promotd
from each other social media for months at this point,
so that breaks out.
Speaker 12 (41:42):
We broke up almost ten.
Speaker 10 (41:44):
Months ago, so I had no idea what his current
relationship status is. He lives in a whole different city,
and he friend offended me on social media and I
ended up finding out that he's currently in a relationship. Oh,
I obviously want to think to ask that when we
were out and out, because why would a guy out
about hitting on people? Sure, I felt bad. Message down
(42:07):
his girlfriend message church told her the whole story. We
mine ten months ago we broke up was because I
found that he was cheating on me, but I had
no idea who it was because we were with her.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Was it with her? Welcome to the karma, Fake Amanda.
When you when you say you ran into your ex,
is it actually a running or did you both say hey,
I'll be at this place.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
No, so I was visiting my old friends because I
went to college in the state that he lives in.
So I actually live in my home states now. He
still is in the state that I was in college
at my college. Gotcha college friends?
Speaker 12 (42:47):
Okay, got happy to be Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Sure, faked Amanda, one second, you're in the running that
I would say to the the lady Karma, She didn't you,
that's sir? Okay, fake name Dan. I need you a
tiptoe around this, uh real quick. Yeah, we don't judge
your confession.
Speaker 10 (43:06):
Is what.
Speaker 12 (43:08):
My is? That sometimes I like to like.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
But hold on, hold on something else, Fake Dame Dan
would like to have a lone time where alone time?
(43:39):
You'd like to have a lone time where?
Speaker 12 (43:41):
Yes, in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
That okay the bathroom work? What line of work are
you in?
Speaker 12 (43:50):
I work for the like the government?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Beautiful work. We're paying for it. That's awesome. And so
how many times a week do you gon have some
healthy time in the government bathroom?
Speaker 12 (44:03):
It's like two or three times?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Okay, it's like a stall.
Speaker 7 (44:07):
Yeah, I'm like, are.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
You yeah, he's he's out.
Speaker 11 (44:12):
If it's like a single bathroom, or if it's a
stall bathroom.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
Other people are walking in while you're taking care.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Obviously, obviously he's not an animal. What do I think?
Speaker 7 (44:24):
Obviously?
Speaker 12 (44:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
You never what happens when people walk into the bathroom
to use like makes them more exciting, most dangerous game.
All right, fake Dann's gonna put you in hole because
I think we got enough of that.
Speaker 7 (44:35):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
We listen. We don't judge, you know. That's why I
like sometimes I go in the bathroom allys kicked down
stall doors. Just make sure you're you're pooping. Uh, second morning,
I'm doing well, girl. Your confashion is what.
Speaker 12 (44:55):
I'm in love with. Two men, both my exes, both
or bathroom.
Speaker 15 (45:00):
And I'm talking to both of them and neither.
Speaker 12 (45:02):
Of them know.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Okay, are you currently single?
Speaker 12 (45:06):
I am single?
Speaker 7 (45:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Are the men single?
Speaker 12 (45:10):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
And the reason for the breakups were what respectively.
Speaker 15 (45:16):
So one of them was because I felt fabotaged because
I had a lot of insecurities from baggage from previous relationships.
The other one was because our conflict resolutions weren't working
out and they have a lot of issues. But now
they're in therapy and have been going to therapy and
there's changes.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
One or two, Yeah, both equally.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Okay, who's better? Who's better at uh the gymnastics.
Speaker 12 (45:48):
One?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (45:49):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
So are we just having like kind of a bachelor
type scenario where you see who oo's that's the most
or what's the what's the end goal?
Speaker 15 (45:58):
It's it's probably gonna see who who's the most. I
saw one the other day and I'm seeing the other
one this weekend.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
So it's not fun for those guys. They're in the competition.
They have no idea.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
I think it's like more like survival and yeah, absolutely,
Like during summer when you have two boyfriends, what's a girl?
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Do you know what was the time between each breakups?
Like from one to two? What was the years in
between that one?
Speaker 12 (46:24):
Ending one? One one is?
Speaker 15 (46:27):
It's been it's been a bit, It's probably been three
years because.
Speaker 12 (46:30):
We stay friends. Sure, so I've been in love with
them since the other one was literally we just broke
up probably.
Speaker 15 (46:37):
Like two two and a half months ago.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
That's messy. Okay, No, we have not held up.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Okay, Has there been another guy between one and two?
Speaker 12 (46:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Was there another boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (46:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Okay, who do your friends and family like mar.
Speaker 12 (46:57):
They actually like both.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
But they had to pick one though.
Speaker 15 (47:04):
Probably one because he's more financially.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Sure, that's fair. One second, you're in the running.
Speaker 7 (47:10):
That was a whole book we just learned about her.
Speaker 11 (47:12):
Yeah, just the good stuff intern John and your morning.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Show, and that does it for another I see why
am I in casey and miss with yours truly?
Speaker 4 (47:23):
My name is Hoodie. Can follow me on all social
media's at Andrew Hoodie, see Q pictures my dog Teddy,
you know, fun pictures of me and my wife Mara.
Plus if you want to follow the show at YMS Radio.
We have a ton of great content going up there
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the end of July, so if this wasn't your month,
(47:45):
don't worry. Next week it'll be August and we can
own that completely right before you know, Labor Day that's
right around the corner, and get a day off.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
So that's perfect.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
But I do hope you have a great week and
I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 11 (47:55):
I want to sneak peek in Monday's show, Oh Intern,
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