August 9, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one, Start it up, Man waking up, This is
out DC and Moore Wake.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Read to start the show with Intern Johnny your mora show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, it's honey back again with another I see why
am I? In case you missed it, where recapt the
best bits, the best segments, the best everything of this
past week of Intern John in your morning show and
put one little podcast you enjoy that way come Monday morning.
You know what's going on at the show. The end's
the out allabouts and you know what. We're midway through August.
(00:34):
Intern John officially had his birthday, so we survived another
Intern John birthday because let's face it, we go big
on this bad birthday of the show.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
We do go big on that birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
But let's kick off this week's in case you missed
it with the opposite of what we did this week,
Bad coworker Poker, because we're the best coworkers ever this week.
But what did your coworker do that? Maybe they ate
something weird, maybe they snitch on you all the time.
You don't realize is it that you know you need
to get off your get off your chest, invent about it.
Here's bad coworker Poker Christy.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Good morning, Good morning. I go this is a previous employer.
What happened though, Yeah, not.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
A coworker, but a previous employee of mine.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
She used her corporate credit card to pay for her
entire trip to Mexico.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Did she think nobody would find out?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (01:25):
We found out as we were already firing her.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
But that just added to the list of things that
she needed to go. Oh my god, does she get
to take the trip?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, she had already come back.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh okay, so wild? I mean, do you think she
knew she's gonna get fired regardless, so she's like, might
as well go out with a bang.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't know, but I really wish I would have
noticed earlier.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Okay, all right, you get caught though, like they can
sue you and stuff, I would assume.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So imagine there's roles in there against like personal.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Off yuse you can't use that for yourself. Well, I
feel like they would have at least should be allowed to.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I knew somebody who's somehow finagled that, so he was
able to use the points from his corporate credit card
to pay for his own personal trips. I don't know
how i'd done on that place that rules on it,
because I know there's corporate credit cards here, but I
don't know if like the individual gets points though I yeah,
we're not allowed to have them. We're not really so
and there's that in uh let me go, Chris, So
(02:27):
good morning, good morning? Hey girl, laid on me? What happened?
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
So, I used to work at a cleaning company and
when the franchise owner would call out, we would have
to go and buff a floor or do a corporate cleaning.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And so I had a co worker who was trained
in that, and she.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Was a real girly girl, like we're high heeled or dresses,
had her nails one and when she was out of
the office, we used to we used to dress up
in her high heels that she hit at the at
the at the at.
Speaker 9 (02:57):
The office and have a fashion show down law.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh my god, you.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Shoes she had not shoes though she ordered from Shoe Dazzle.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Shoela La Absolutely yeah, is that a real? Yeah, it's Christmas?
Second right yet, Shoe Law. It's a it's a men's
shoe store for shoes for the important occasionce of man's life.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Shoe La Law is a man's shoe store.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, so that. The founder's name is Michael Gary Scott.
It's a really big store. Christina, good morning. We're gonna
try again. So Christina, you work in real estate. Into
your coworker what.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
She would hook up at our open houses?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh how fine with people there, like or just before
and after.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I think it would before and after because she wouldn't
meet them at the open house.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, yeah, at the open house.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
But she would also sometimes that some of our listenings
would just invite random guys over.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
She'd be like, oh, so and so is about to
come over?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Like okay, so is this a thing that happens often?
Because I can see, like if you're selling a place
in like Perry Hall or Potomac, like, hey, come by
this house.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
This well some of the houses worrying with them?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Sure, all right, well you're seeing them one second, you're
in the rhyme. That makes sense. Yeah, go Ashley, good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I girl laid on me what you got.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay. So this is like the end of.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Twenty twenty one beginning of twenty two. I'm working in
mental health and my coworker she randomly.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Came up to me while I was pregnant, and she said, hey,
why'd you decide to get pregnant?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
And I was like, because I wanted to. And she's like, well,
I think you're a terrible person for bringing a child
into this world, because the world's just going.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
To end in ten years.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 10 (04:51):
Yeah, And I was like okay.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I was like, I can't think about that.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Yeah, I can sing.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You like podcasts and books about like literally the world being.
Speaker 10 (05:00):
I was like, I'm good, So send them to me.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Anyways, my supervisor, Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
All my supervisor and I had to go to HR
and she gaslipped me the whole time.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
She was like, I never did it. I quit.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, oh my god. Actually one second, you're in the running.
You can vote your favorite nine nine three three eightheeters.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We're coming for you. It's more of the roses on
intern John in your morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Hello, I'm I'm calling for Clay.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
This is Clay.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Hi Clay.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
My name is Danny.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I'm calling you from a new local flower shop. We
are called YMSS Flowers. We're trying out new marketing where
we're offering you a free bouquet of a dozen roses
just and hopes you come back to us for future occasions.
Totally free, don't need your credit card info. Can I
just get who you want to send them to so
we can get that out today hopefully.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, you know, I'm not really into roses, you know,
or this flower stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Usually people, because we do this once a week, usually
people send them to a loved one. We're just trying
to get our product actually out there in person so
that you come back to us instead of just you
seeing an Instagram ad. And it's totally free, and it
makes you look great if you have like someone special
in your life, like maybe you are married, or you
have like a significant other in general, and you just
(06:16):
want to send them, it makes you look good, totally free,
and then hopefully you're like, oh they love the flowers.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Come back. Then you come back as what I mean,
so okay, well, what is no hitch here.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
No I will have your credit card info or anything,
so uh, it's honestly just hopefully you like the flowers.
Then you want to support a local business instead of
a national chain kind of thing, you.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Know, all right, sure this doesn't take long, No.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
It won't take long. I just needed you know, the name,
like all that stuff. So we'll I'll just go down
this list. So can I get a name of who
you want to send them to?
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
All right, send flowers to Courtney?
Speaker 10 (06:52):
And then what is she to you?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Because we're gonna make like a little file just in
case you do end up, you know, loving them, and
then you come back and I'm like, oh, Courtney or
your girlfriend, mom, sister, you know?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
So, uh what they are roses?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
By the way, Okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
What?
Speaker 11 (07:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
What to say on the card?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Like?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
What is she to you?
Speaker 11 (07:11):
Like?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Is uh, you know his girlfriend? Maybe you're about to
get married? It's your fiance, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Uh, rather not say okay good friend?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Sure? And what do you want the card to say?
It's just your typical little flower card?
Speaker 11 (07:29):
All right?
Speaker 12 (07:32):
How about uh next time I'll check more than your
excuse me, Clay, what.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Did you change your voice?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Hello, Clay?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What the.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Real quick?
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Clay, My name is intern John. I have sauce in
rose here as well. We're doing a war of the roses.
I need to let you know at least that is
your girlfriend. Her name is.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Not girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Clay, what I can't say? But yeah, what Clay? What
is going Who's Courtney?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Who's Courtney's set up? She's a friend? All right? You
want more than her oil? Are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
First off, how tacky is that?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (08:30):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
First of all, I'm a mechanic, all right, and you
know sometime let you just check the oil.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Yeah, let me talk, Let me talk, let me talk.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'm afraid you you are.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So is this what's been going on?
Speaker 10 (08:48):
Is Courtney the reason why you've been just so acting different?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Okay, So what is it that her roses? You're sending
her roses?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, she's a good customer.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Oh my god. Do you do that with a lot
of your customers? You send them roses?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Like well, he dates some of them and then yeah, absolutely,
he dates one, then sends flowers the other one that's
not expensive.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I've been trying to be communicative with you and find
out what's going on, and obviously I think we know
now what's going on.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, Claike, i'd I say, as an observer, I would
be afraid of the relative calmness, Yeah, and yet still
scary anger coming from nessa I would just own up
to it.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
My guy, it was let me talk for me, honestly, Yeah,
I would.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I would just own up to it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Okay, look she's a longtime customer.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
All right, Okay.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Wouldn't the company you work for send the flowers.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Not you? Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
And I also wanted to send to your girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, Do you want flowers?
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Do you want flowers?
Speaker 8 (09:52):
I mean you know your address? Do you know where
to send them? But how do you know Corney's address?
Like that's weird?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Points a good point.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Out. I don't want ours from you. I want you
to want to send flowers to.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Me and not to another woman.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yeah, all right, I want to help you move out, Fanessa. Yes,
that's what I want for you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no, you can help
Clase move. Get a word in edge.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
One of the roseses cretacked and possibly edited for broadcasts,
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
The buzzword that immediately sets off your BS alarm. Somebody
uses this for a second the workplace, they drop this
EO irol I instantly know what's following. This is going
to be a giant plate of duty. Okay, some of
the top ones on the list so far. They got
was that family sure, and Eric uses that a lot.
(10:53):
And as far as we're that is, I told him like, hey,
I know we're close, I know we're best friends. I
know you want me blood related, but that's uh, that's
his thing. Yeah, they're saying that, that's a big one.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
It's thanks a lot of that. I think a lot
of companies use it to like weaponize their workers.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Sure, team player.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Yes, I think I think that the last like maybe
ten years, it's been used like overused, like gonna be
a team player. You can be a U player too,
it doesn't even matter, like some jobs you don't have
to be a team player.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Well, it's really code for we're asking and do more work. Yes,
that's like quite literally what means is we're gonna ask
you to do more.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Yeah, that's what wear another hat.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
And I especially hate it when it's in regards to
somebody else not doing their job and then me being
a team player is having to make up for their
being stupid or bad their job.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
But I feel like it's used so much that in
I'll like I'm using I'm thinking of my friends recently
who have been going through similar things at their jobs
where their bosses have said that to them, and they
work in like a sales environment, so they really don't
have to be because they're just for themselves and it's
literally affecting their mental health for something that their actual
(12:05):
boss isn't doing.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
So it's like it's like two different people, two different
companies in situations and I'm like, you're literally just like
putting all this on one person and telling them to
be a team player.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
It's calm.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
It's like gas lining. I hate to use the word
gas lighting since now everybody uses it, but.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That's the same as the family thing. It's like it's
gaslighting you think is for the greater It's like, no,
I'm here to get paid, bro.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
You're burning people out because you don't want to be
a boss.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Unprecedented. That was during the pandemic, but I think now
there's businesses used in it too, though for an excuse
to a either not pay you more or they're raising
their prices because of unprecedented things. Like hey, I hate
to break it to you. Each day it's unprecedented. It's
literally different than the day before in every sense of
the word. Today is different than yesterday. Yes, some would
(12:51):
say that means unprecedented, valid, but how many times do
we hear that? Yes to your points during the pandemic,
that was every every single broadcast.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's exhausting, and I'm wearing a mask inside my house.
I'm fully aware that this is different than the usual.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
I can't so much go to a restaurant, right you
shut up?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Alpha or beta. They're saying that's a buzzword, that it
sets off bs alarm. I think that's probably fair.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
I think if you're like hanging out with somebody and
like a normal like your friends or something, and they
say talking about alpha beta, I'm like, who, what book
did you read recently?
Speaker 8 (13:24):
They're trying to make yourself sound smart.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Well, that's one of those things too. Whereas somebody calls
himself an alpha, that's how you know you're not an alpha,
because that's one of those things myself.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
You do, but I am.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
It works to everybody but Sauce, so for you the exception,
anybody else says it, it's.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Like, okay, guy, I'm saying, if I am on a
date with somebody or I'm hanging out with them as
a front, and I just randomly say that I'm an
Alpha because I have had guys say that.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
I know that they're not on Alpha.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
If you have to tell me that randomly, yeah, I'm
saying I tell you that because our job is to
talk to each other on air. Yes, so I have
to you know, I have to remind you sometimes.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It is somebody's you know for sure, I will try
keep this brief. That's never brief. Yeah, it's not or
quick question. I know which. I'm gonna be honest, and
I love her and I think we all know how
I'm going to thrown the bus.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
No do not.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Severa has more quick questions than the Bible has psalms,
and they're never quick. And then again, I love her,
I do. Severia's quick questions usually come in the form
of voice notes that turn in the podcasts where it's
about four minutes of.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
What she's just a girl, John, It means it's just
a girl.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
She is a deed.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
I just don't like when people say a quick question
because I just want you to say it like I
don't please, don't say hey, Like if someone says, can
you ask me a question? And I will respond with
you already, did I know that's rude. But I'm like,
just ask the question, sir.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Gas lighting.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Yeah, I just said, how everybody uses that now? A
lot of people, I don't think, realize what it means.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I think most people that use it don't know what
it means. Yes, because it could be like it's if
you're actually being a bad person and somebody tells you
being a bad person and they said, well, you gaslighted me,
but you're actually.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
But no, though, I feel like it's kind of TikTok though,
because now everybody calls their exes a narcissist, and I'm like,
they're like, you know how rare it is for someone
to actually be a narcissist.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I believe it's one percent of population.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Yeah, it's very rare. Like my ex and I went
to couple's therapy and so he was there with a therapist.
She said, oh, you are the rare exception of being
a narcissist. So that's the only reason why I even
knew that.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
He's congratulations, babe. Ye look like you can just be
with somebody who's not necessarily a good person. Yeah, or
you just didn't get along. It doesn't mean that they
are the worst, the.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Worst yeah, it doesn't mean they're narciss but we tend
to do that in America.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
We take like a really bad term and we use
it so often that it kind of loses this luster
and then becomes like a like a whatever type of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeh.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
It's like if he calls some my narcissists. Now, like
you don't even know what that means, but it doesn't
have the same effect. It's like, Okay, so you just
didn't like them.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
But yeah, when like when I meet somebody like a
new friend or something and they're like, yeah, my ex
is a narciss and like probably not.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, I don't believe this is funny in Billy real quick, Darryl,
good morning on good morning, So morning road. And then
the buzzword you use, Darryl's what my kids.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
So anytime I'm at work and I hear someone say, oh,
I can't come, I got my kids, or I'm like,
you're lying because I have kids and I use them
as a refuse all the time.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Okay, Darryl, one second, I get your coffee. Yeah that's funny,
that's pretty funny. There a couple more of these, if
you have some you want to add a eight seven seven,
nine ninety five four six state one to call nine
ninety three three eight texts influencer's another one.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
Yeah, everyone's and thanks are an influencer now?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
And I just yeah, anytime I see like a TikTok
video says creator gets commissioned, swipe to the next one.
Oh yeah acently.
Speaker 11 (16:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
I think that terms is gotten.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Because I was watching a video actually yesterday on TikTok
and I was like, oh, that's so interesting, and I
was just going to look into it. So it's for
like your gut health, and I realized I was like,
wait this. I didn't even realize it was an AD
and was an AD, so I was like, nevermind. I
also too, people will call us influencers. I hate that terms.
I think that influencer Now there's a difference between a
creator and influencer. Influencers just trying and tell you stuff.
I don't really think that's what we do. I think
(17:03):
we try to just be a distraction. I think so
too people strictly just pander and try to get money,
and it's like, you know, there's bigger problems in the world.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I thought this is pretty interesting, saus. Let me ask
you first. Is there an emoji that when somebody sends
it to you, either via text or email, you assume
it's being passive aggressive or you take it as passive aggressive.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I mean, I think you all agree that thumbs up emoji. Okay,
you go through to like actually send the emoji, and
you don't just thumbs up like a text or something,
the actual emoji itself.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I think that the thumbs up. I think this thumbs
up and a text can be passive aggressive too, though,
do you know what I mean? So you're saying like
one's worse than the other.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
But I'm saying like that if you, the physical emoji
is worse liking the message.
Speaker 11 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
So I'm saying if you, if you and I are texting,
I ended the conversation and sending the emoji is worse
than just liking your last text.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Yes, that means you went out of your way to
go find that yeah and then send it to me.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
And I think you should get a hobby if you
do that.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
And so on the scale of one to ten, how
passive aggressive is sending a thumb emoji.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
You're doing it and you're not like old and don't know,
I would say it's like ten out of.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Ten, okay. And then how in my opinion, how past
aggressive is just liking the last text giving the thumbs
up to the last text you sent. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
If we're just coworkers and we don't like you don't
aren't friends or anything, then that's not passive aggresive. You're
probably just liking it to be like confirmed because I'm
not going to heart coworkers.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yes, yeah, that's her Rose. How about your most past
aggressive thing?
Speaker 13 (18:42):
Again, this all depends on the context of the conversation,
because all son of thumbs up and I'm not being
passive aggressive, but I would say sometimes the smile, just
the smiling face not worth showing the teeth.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Just yea, just like the line.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yeah, I know that when I get the thumbs up
from Sauce, that is not indeed a good job, that
is a I'm in trouble type of a vibe.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
So for me, I just want to stop. If I
like your text, I sometimes just want to end the conversation.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, I'll do the hands up as a period. That's
like my like, hands up is like the no, the
hands up like the praise, like that one where it's
like yep, gotcha. So they they say many agen z
Yers tend to find emojis cringe in general. Okay, okay,
but as far as the ones that cause the most
come across the most passi progressive, you guys are kind
(19:34):
of right on. So the half smile is one of
the top ones. But my problem with that is when
you use the hass Like when you if I type
of smile and email like a colon and a semi colon,
I'm actually translates it to that half smile.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Oh an email. Yeah, I've just been doing like the
like the I've just been doing that via text a
set of sending emojis lately. Okay, Yeah, I'm just like
doing that because I'm like, I don't feel like looking
for them.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah, I mean it's so it's legit, just like the
regular smile. They say, respondents ran get the most passive aggressive,
or at least the most difficult to decipher emoji when
it comes to work stuff.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Well, sometimes like if I send it, I'm asking if
you're an idiot and smiling so that I can see that.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Well, I've been starting to use like stickers now because
I made some of Skittles, because Skittles constantly looks anxious
and awkward, and so like, there's the one of him
I'll send to.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
You mean he looks majestic.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Well yeah, I mean no doubt, but like the boy,
he's a border colleague and he hasn't anything to herd,
so he he got a bit of like pent up,
like I should be working enough. I feel like I'm
not send me to this week. The side profile one
of Skittles where he's kind of like, I'm smiling, but
I don't know if this is gonna go well, kind
of like here, yeah, kind of like that vibe, but
they're saying the half smile. They say it means like
(20:48):
I'm smiling but not really sure. Yeah, okay. The next
one was the ellipses, which I don't like come that
as an emoji, but that's just sending like three dots,
do you know?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Okay, But to be fair, it depends on the age,
because if you're like my parents' age, they tend to
put lots of dot dots when they're texting all the time. Yes,
and I don't know who started that and why it's
it the common thing, yes, but I can't stand.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
It or my dad would be like one of my
favorite ones my dad ever sent have you talked to
your mother? Dot dot dot dot? So I call like, hey,
everything okay, it's like, yeah, I wonder if you're checking
out mom, like about what this life? Why would you
send a text that says have you heard from your mother?
Dot dot dot? Yeah, that implies like mom ran away
joined the circus? Do you know what I mean? Like
(21:33):
I think something's wrong. You look at one of yours
from your.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Every single one that's dot dot dot is from well,
one is from your aunt Eileen, one is from my
own aunt, others from my grandma.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Yeah, my mom, my dad. Yeah, it's just all yeah,
and then the rest are me sending them to you.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
That's fair, thank you. The last one for being passed
progressive is the thumbs up. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I just say I think that sometimes and again it's
all situational. Sometimes you can do it and it's just
like it mean sums up. If my mom sends him
like I know you just mean, okay, cool, got it.
But if someone that's my friend maybe sends him like, okay,
you're man.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I think because too if you just in the single emoji,
the phone makes it bigger. So it's almos like my
face like hey, good job, Hey got it. Hey, I
don't feel like using my words and talking to you
right now makes sense. That's that's how I take it. Yeah,
I think that's I mean, that's that to me is
almost as bad as the okay.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
But that's just how it is, like how it has
been though with our generation growing up, for sure. That's
just how we take it now. So don't send any
thumbs up. I think you hate me.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
Yeah, exactly, And that's I don't want that vibe.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Let's goal.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
You missed it, Kimberley, good morning, good morning. So your
husband milk and how.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
So my husband used to have this thing where he
would playfully hit butt by sy like near my knee,
and I told him before, like, you know, it's getting
a little annoy So one time he did it and
I was like, I'm just gonna lift my leg up
and I was hoping to hit his forehead, but instead,
(23:10):
I ended up hitting his nose and you could hear
it break. His glaxes flew off, and I was like, oh,
you broke his nose.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Have you never seen that happen in movies where you
like kneed somebody in the face and it breaks the nose?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Like a how is he.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
How does he still milk that?
Speaker 9 (23:30):
So whenever we're like in a disagreement or he wants
me to go get him something from downstairs or goes
to the story, He'll be like, remember a few years
ago when you broke my nose?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
And I'm like, come on, like.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Butting my leg? I warned you.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
One second in running Jacob, good morning, Good morning? How
do you milk it?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Brother? I so kind of sad my dog has cancer
right now, Oh my god. And I'll kind of just well,
he's kind of sick. Most of the time, he's great,
but I'll milk it.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
And sometimes I'll get out of work or if the social.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Battery runs out, I'll kind of be like, hey, my
dog just threw up. I gotta go check on him.
Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Though?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
That's I would never question you. Yeah, I feel like
you can do whatever you want honestly.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
And rightfully. So absolutely. What's dog's name, Jacob?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
His name is King?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Okay, get King? Some scratches for us? The okay? Sorry,
well definitely one second. Man, you're in the running. Let
me go. Rich here, good morning, Good morning guys. Hey Richard,
how do you milk it? Brother?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I have bad risks. I fell two stories and I
have surgery on both of my wrists.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Hold on, you have bad breath? And then you said surgery.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Richard, you felt to you fell two stories?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, so I hit a pipe going down. So that
made me go backwards to put my hands backwards.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Richard, First, Richard, sept one is how we fall?
Speaker 11 (25:03):
Why?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Stories and falling?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I fell through a floor and it was a new building.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Richard. I'm gonna be honest, like, I keep asking more
questions because your reactions do that makes sense? How did
you fall through a floor? Dude? Like what happened?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
It was a brand new building, it was still under construction.
Speaker 12 (25:21):
And there's a piece of wood there having the hole there,
and there was holes in each floor.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
And I fell through that and I hit the pipe.
That's why I hit a pipe.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
So when you watch Home Alone, two lost New York
and they fall through the floor. Do you go that
was me once?
Speaker 12 (25:38):
Oh I cringe every time, like with hides everything, like
it just freaks me out, makes my stomach drup.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
That's rightfully, So dude, did you get paid?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, I basically own that Building's.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Good, that's all.
Speaker 11 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
That's like you're lucky you didn't die.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, lumbar spine too.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I'm sure now, Richard, when you fell two stories with
it in slow motion or is it like pretty instant?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yes, yes, no, it was. I felt like it was
so slow motion.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
Did you yell? Because I feel when I was in
a back car accident, I was like, do I yell?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
And I was like, like I didn't even didn't even yell,
Like I was shocked, like and I just kept falling.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I was just like trying to stop it, like.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Yeah, yeah, I would milk that for the rest of
my life. Like, hey, remember when I was dying.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Rachel, my friends put my gas. I was kayaking one
time and I got tired.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
I called the fire department.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
They came out in a boat. The cops did, got
me in there, took the kayak back.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
There's just so much unprocessed Richard, what you're saying is
falling through the floor. The floor isn't as fun as
isn't cartoons in real life?
Speaker 12 (26:49):
No, okolutely years of eight hour physical therapies.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I had to go through awkward physical therapy.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
My gosh, I can't imagine years keep saying.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But it took me years to even like, yeah, do anything.
Speaker 12 (27:04):
The first surgeries I had was both at the same time,
on both Brett.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Dude, Okay, so without getting number, you got over six figures, right, yeah, okay, right,
place up hold on second. By the way, I'm not
convinced six figures is enough.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
I don't for the rest of your quality of life. Yeah,
because you fell through a floor that is like because
of construction. Er, Like, that's I mean, he's lucky to
be alive. But I can't imagine not being able to
use my wrists, like you know, my hands.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Be very lonely looks like a podcast for people that
don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Intern John in your Morning show.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Second date update on Internshohn in your Morning show. The
only thing worse than dating in twenty twenty five is
when you find somebody you think there's a connection, then
out of nowhere, out of the blue, they stopped talking
to you. You're wondering why we chat figure out exactly
what's going on? Brett, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
How are you guys doing?
Speaker 11 (28:01):
Man?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
So let's walk through this. You and Chelsea first matched where.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
We met up on hinge you know, probably a little
bit a little over a month ago or so.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
And what about Chelsea's Hinge Mader stand out?
Speaker 10 (28:17):
I mean, you know, you know, I don't know. About
three weeks ago we went on a coffee date and
it was great, turn of low pro.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Last week we hooked up again.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
We went and saw the new Jurassic Park movie, and
I mean everything has been great. I mean we've we've
there's the vibes are good. I think we made a connection.
And after the actually after the movie actually we had
kind of like our first official kids and you know,
all was good and then I just she just ghosted
(28:49):
me and I had no idea what.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
But the question was what about her Hinge Mader stand out?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Though?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
What about her profile? Was like, oh, I need to
see this great?
Speaker 8 (28:56):
Why did you like her profile?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I mean, she she just fit you know everything. All
her answers are similar to mine.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
Like I mentioned about the coffee dates that you have
a huge like, I up doing that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
She's into that, she's in the movie thing.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Sure, we even talked to it.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
She's even a little bit into some sports, which I
like too as well. And everything on her profile seem
to match exactly what I was into.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Exactly from what your email kind of leads. It seems
like things are building up from my matching coffee date
to make sure we vibe, we go the movie, we
hang out after the movie, have a little kissy kiss.
So everything was leading to we're gonna hang out again,
but you've tried texting, calling.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Nothing, Yeah, just total yeah, just silence. Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Was as far as the movie was, it like one
of those things where you wanted to see it and
she didn't. Maybe that was why was she down for
it too.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Does she like Jurassic Park?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, I mean I think she was into it.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
I mean we talked about I mean she enjoyed, we
both enjoyed the movie, enjoyed our time. I mean everything
was seen totally cool. That's what doesn't make and there's
I don't have some big hidden skeleton in my closet
or I don't think so I don't know what the
deal is.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
And before we call her, I do want to ask
us two more questions. Number one, how long have you
been single for?
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I mean it's been almost a year, okay.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
And then my second question is I think this is
maybe more interesting too, is how many people have you
actually met off the app? And by the way, not
to shame at all because you're you're a single dude,
but I do think people are surprised by how few
people you actually meet off the app. You can get
a million matches, but to actually go out of the
house and meet somebody, like, how many like dates have
you gotten from Hinge?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I mean I've besides Chelsea too, that's it.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, I mean, like I think people get like it's
matching is not the problem. It's like, so's we'll call
it Chelsea and get a wrong I can understand why
that would be confusing if things are building up, but
then nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
So let me do that.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Also, twein us girls, I thought the new Jurassic Park
was your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I dug it of the old school dress p.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Le let's try to get it. We'll talk about this
later dress park.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
So, but.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Hello, Hi, calling for Chelsea. Please, Hey, it's calling for Chelsea.
It's intern John. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
This is when I talk to you in the air
flight real quick if we could nothing bad, just like
need thirty seconds of your time.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
Okay, perfect, perfect, Okay, So we're doing a second date.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Update. I got this somebody on the line here, Brett,
if you want to say, hello.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Hey, what's up Chelsea?
Speaker 11 (31:52):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Nail it?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
And so Chelsea, the reason we're here, Brett kind of
filled this in on you. Guys matched on Hinge about
a month ago, had the coffee date when and saw
Jurassic Park, but that he hasn't really heard me the
last week. So we're just trying to call and see
where your head's at and what's kind of going on
with you. Well, I guess that did happen.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
I did go on a date with Brett. We we
didn't match on Hinge, and we had a fantastic time,
went to the movies.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I loved Jurassic Park and we actually walked in the
park afterwards, you know, shared a great.
Speaker 8 (32:33):
Kids and but.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
I don't know, like he text me and well I
don't know, like my name is.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Not Chelsea, So did he not see your name on
the times that you hung out or and like, so
are you saying?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
After the Jurassic Parks eight, he texted you Chelsea, Hello,
are you right?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Now?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Hold on?
Speaker 11 (33:01):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Do you call the wrong person Chelsea?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
What do you mean? Your name's not Chelsea? Chelsea?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
My name is not Chelsea?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Okay, wait before.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Did you hang out with him? Did he have the
wrong person?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Okay? So I am okay, Okay, let's okay. First, so
hold on, So I mean it is possible that you
guys matched, and then I guess, Okay, what, Brett, if
her name's not Chelsea, do you want to take a guess?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
What?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh my gosh, I don't. I don't even know what
to say?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Not named Chelsea? What is your what does your god
give a name?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (33:48):
Okays?
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Did he does not bring up her name on the dates?
Or you just didn't tell him that he was wrong?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
It is possible yeah he did on the date, but like,
it's okay, you're sure, Brett? Your thoughts real quick?
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Is there?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Did you?
Speaker 14 (34:08):
I mean?
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Look, look, it's like Isabelle Isabelle.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I'm so sorry. I there's I work with someone named Chelsea?
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Here?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You to on?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Hold real quick. Who's whose side you on? Brett or Chelsea? Isabelle?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern Johnny your morning shows.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
In case you missed it, this is fantastic news. New
cannibal robots get bigger and stronger, heal and evolve by
consuming smaller robots, to which I said, what could go wrong? America? America? Yeah,
so a robot metabolism is a process that occurs when
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robots consume other smaller robots to their software.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
The actual robots, you don't like, they're not eating robots
like their dinosaurs, are they?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
What?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
In what way?
Speaker 8 (35:08):
They're not just like eating the metal robot and then
they're just like growing, healing.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
We'll get there, they can. I'm lostle right now too.
To heal, grow, and evolve, it's a real thing. Scientists
apparently aren't worried about it. The human Yeah, they're not here,
not worried about us to coming to robots. The idea,
by the way, is to make it to the robots
rely on us, not so that the robots can do
it on their own. It's like the whole premise of
(35:34):
we're not gonna be controlled by robots is we control them. However,
if we're teaching the robots how to survive without us,
why they're gonna need us. So this happened at Columbia University.
They came up with the process. They say. It's another
set forward towards full robot autonomy, which according them, is
a good thing. No, no, it's not. Though it's not
in the movies, yeah, or right science fiction or anything.
(35:57):
He says that true atimomy means robots must not only
think themselves, but also physically sustain themselves.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
Shut up, that's why people are always getting stuck in
the little highways and like those robot cars, or I
remember in San Francisco when all those cars are like
parking and keeping people up at.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Nights halt this past week.
Speaker 8 (36:13):
I think it happened last year though, too, and it
was like hundreds of them.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
They say, just as biological life absorbs into grace resources,
these robots grow, adapt and repair using materials from their
environment or from other robots.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
That's insane, I mean, why are we still doing this?
We said this yesterday. I just I can't.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
I can't. I don't even know what I would do.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
They go on to say the image of self reproducing
robots conjures some bad science fiction scenarios.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
No way we keep We say, there's a new story
every day at this point.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, but the reality is we hand off more and
more of our lives robots from driverless cars. I made manufacturing,
even defense in space exploration. Who's going to take care
of these robots. We can't rely on humans to maintain
these machines. Robots must ultimately take care of themselves.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Every article that we talked about this is where I
get so annoyed. It says we I didn't have a choice.
I didn't create a I or a robot. Well I didn't.
I was a baby. I wasn't even a love.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Yet that's true.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
When cha TPT came out, I was like, too, so
your child, Yeah I was a child anyway. My whole
point is I'm so sick of it being like we
there's not a collective group that's like, yes, let's do this.
We're all like, hey, maybe we should stop. I think
we've done enough. Yeah, like slow down just a little bit.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
I just don't know how this is a good idea.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
You couldn't pay me a live in San Francisco at
this point, like the things that come out about robots
over there because Silicon Valley.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
No, thank you, well, thank god they can't come here.
Speaker 8 (37:32):
Thank god. I'm not living next to DC or anything. No, no, fine,
I'm totally fine.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
We try to find the robot who was parking in
the Silver Spring garage the other day.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
We couldn't do it.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Can we just not doing more robot stories for a while.
I just I feel like my anxiety has just gotten
really bad.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
This is intern John and your morning shows in case
you missed it, fake name Kate, good morning, doing well,
thank you can fashion and.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
What she got for us.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
I am having an affair with a co worker mine nice.
And what's made a little bit dicey is that my
son applied for an academy or program and the administrator.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That it receives the academy is his wife.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Oh okay, and so we're okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
How long is the affair been going on for It's
been going on for six months?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (38:27):
You have actually called me before because she thought something
was going on because she found my phone number in
his phone.
Speaker 8 (38:37):
Okay, it's a coworker, Yeah, I mean ye.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
That part of it.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
So I was able to just play it off that
I was.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
You know, I'm just his coworker.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
We're really good friends.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
We do a lot of things together.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Who maybe works move? He did?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Okay? And so do you guys are you single?
Speaker 11 (38:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I am?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Okay, So you guys go to my motel? Does he
go to your place? How does it work out?
Speaker 6 (39:02):
He travels, and I'll go with him whenever he travels,
or like during work hours, so actually work, we'll go
right after work and things like that.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Sure, And so for the angle, and we're not judging
by the way, faith da kay, but your angle? Do
you think it'd be a relationship or it's marsa? It's
kind of a fun little pogo sick to hop on?
Speaker 6 (39:23):
I think for me, at first it was a fun
pogo sick to hop on and I thought, oh right,
it's just for fun.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Sure, and then it's kind of evolved more.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
I mean, how's more time goes on?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Right feelings? You can get more involved. And that's where
I'm at right now, gotcha?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Okay, Kate one second, and the running may surprise you, guys.
I've never bet pogo sick, so.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Like a real one.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Any kind?
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I think my I think my parents probably still have one.
I actually talking you about.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
I know your dad's got.
Speaker 8 (40:00):
John John. I was talking about like a real one.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
As opposed to a fake one, a knock off one.
Speaker 8 (40:08):
Just like I'm just so done with you today. Okay,
you're you're actually making me mad. Like that's great, So all.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
About front and back.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
I'm leaving.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
I thank Dame Laine your con fashion. What you got
for us, girl.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
So I'm so A couple of years ago, I started
in online profile and I was using a different name
because you know, safety nowadays kind of until you get
to know somebody, you kind of you know, don't want
to put all your cards out there. So you know,
I was talking to this dude, ended up meeting in
(40:47):
person and so kind of captors ended up, you know,
kind of drinking a lot during the dat started messing around,
and dude is built like ors, so he's only like
four foot He's only like four foot ten, maybe like
five foot, definitely well endowed, and ended up ended up
(41:13):
having like a really nice time, sure, you know, in
the physical sense, and he was like, well, you know,
let's pick this to the next level. And he's been
like constantly trying to like, you know, go out in
public and like wants to go on dates and wants
me to, you know, meet.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
These people, and I'm just like, no, you know, I'm not.
Speaker 11 (41:33):
Quite ready for that, but definitely, you know, don't mind
entertaining the you know, the like maybe four ten.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
What body would you say is Pogo?
Speaker 11 (41:51):
Probably close to thirty's definitely definitely from ways to almost Meekata, we.
Speaker 8 (42:01):
Asked to take it to the next level.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
She had the opportunity to make the best joke and
I know that would be terrible, but as someone who's
four ten, I like it down here.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
So yeah, first of all, you're not four ten.
Speaker 8 (42:13):
I'm fornaby a baby.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
It's true fake named Lauren. Good morning, Good morning at
your confession, go what you got for us?
Speaker 14 (42:24):
I yesterday sent the letter to my boss basically complaining
about every single one of my coworkers really and what.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
You can play about because I have some ideas.
Speaker 9 (42:35):
Well.
Speaker 14 (42:36):
They don't really work. They hang out the first hour
of work like it's home room, but they also will
moan throughout the office if they are having adults fun time.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
Where do you work?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
It's a cut candy factory, it's.
Speaker 14 (42:51):
In office, It's a professional office.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Plus.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
All right, and so did you label out? Is it
an anonymous letter or is it like a hey, it's
fake name Lauren. And here's who I hate.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
Hey, I hate I hate everyone here.
Speaker 14 (43:03):
I didn't name names, but I made it pretty apparent
sharing was whom but from me?
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Okay, all right, fake dam marm One's second in the running.
We just had to do self evaluation forms here at
the station, which I think the idea is hilarious. I
was saying it'd be hilarious. I think that everybody should
have to present their forms and like and then we
all get.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
To get if it's true or not.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
I think based on the laughter of the audience. That's
how you should know. So if something is out there,
and like I would say, for instance, Matt and Dan,
your engineers should rate themselves one hundred of one hundred,
and nobody's gonna laugh because it's like, yeah, those guys
legitimately hold the radio.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
Station togethering for them.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, again, that's not surprising. But then somebody who's bad
at the job, since I think, is this, uh, is
this amateur athy apology?
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Yeah, I don't realize you're a free show.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
So more on that to come uh nine nine three
three eight to vote for your favorite in the meantime
Friday Fun. Thanks, we're doing the votes. It's Friday like
to have fun.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Fact.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
All tennis rackets are manually.
Speaker 8 (44:01):
That's cool. Imagine having that job.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
Kind of a lacross stick though people do for tennis
string them manually to really.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 8 (44:10):
The more you know, that's why you have Friday fun facts.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
It is, yeah, and that's why you're having fun right now, Shelby.
I can tell the best time I passed you note?
Did you?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I did not?
Speaker 8 (44:20):
I've over there real quick. I know where it went.
I literally tried to throw it back to you.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Well, Armadillos almost always have identical quad quadruplets. One fertilized eggs.
What's in the four embryos?
Speaker 11 (44:34):
Didn't?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, I didn't that cool walking around to the other one.
A B two stealth bomber has retractable cup holders in
a mini microwave in the cockpit.
Speaker 8 (44:47):
They make like hot pockets, probably.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Because they fly for like forty some hours and they
refuel in the air. Octopuses have one central brain brain
purpose the smaller brain tentacle.
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Sorry, wait what what was Wait? They have a smaller
brain than.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, octopus, he said, one es central brain and the
smaller brain tentacle. Every arm has a brain. Yeah, it's
not funny, is a fact.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
Mm hmm cool. I'm sorry, I was just waiting.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Just the good stuff. Intern John in your morning shows it.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
And that does it for another I see why am
I in casey am mas it with yours truly?
Speaker 4 (45:41):
My name is Hoodie.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
You can follow me on old social media's at Andrew
Hoodie with a y c Q pictures my dog Teddy,
see pictures my wife Moris. She's on a work trip
right now. She's coming back. I'm excited to hang out
with her. Maybe you have a signal or another that's
maybe coming back from work trip too. I'm excited for
you too, because you guys are gonna have so much
fun this weekend. But also make sure you follow the
show at YMS Radio. We got a ton of content
going up there on the daily from behind the scenes
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reactions to War the Roses, playlist, playoff. Plus you know,
sometimes we like to mess with Eric. It's like a
birthday tradition for Intern John. But also go ahead in
case you forgot what's a belated birthday and Intern John,
we might be out and about, maybe around hid social
So if you want to go and celebrate with us,
you're more than welcome to attend as well.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
But I hope you have a great week and I'll
talk to you next time.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
I want to sneak began Monday's show, Hello Intern John
and your Morning show on their socials at YMS Radio.
Two one, Start it up, Man waking up, This is
out DC and Moore Wake.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Read to start the show with Intern Johnny your mora show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo, it's honey back again with another I see why
am I? In case you missed it, where recapt the
best bits, the best segments, the best everything of this
past week of Intern John in your morning show and
put one little podcast you enjoy that way come Monday morning.
You know what's going on at the show. The end's
the out allabouts and you know what. We're midway through August.
(00:34):
Intern John officially had his birthday, so we survived another
Intern John birthday because let's face it, we go big
on this bad birthday of the show.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
We do go big on that birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
But let's kick off this week's in case you missed
it with the opposite of what we did this week,
Bad coworker Poker, because we're the best coworkers ever this week.
But what did your coworker do that? Maybe they ate
something weird, maybe they snitch on you all the time.
You don't realize is it that you know you need
to get off your get off your chest, invent about it.
Here's bad coworker Poker Christy.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Good morning, Good morning. I go this is a previous employer.
What happened though, Yeah, not.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
A coworker, but a previous employee of mine.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
She used her corporate credit card to pay for her
entire trip to Mexico.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Did she think nobody would find out?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (01:25):
We found out as we were already firing her.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
But that just added to the list of things that
she needed to go. Oh my god, does she get
to take the trip?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, she had already come back.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh okay, so wild? I mean, do you think she
knew she's gonna get fired regardless, so she's like, might
as well go out with a bang.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't know, but I really wish I would have
noticed earlier.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Okay, all right, you get caught though, like they can
sue you and stuff, I would assume.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
So imagine there's roles in there against like personal.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Off yuse you can't use that for yourself. Well, I
feel like they would have at least should be allowed to.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I knew somebody who's somehow finagled that, so he was
able to use the points from his corporate credit card
to pay for his own personal trips. I don't know
how i'd done on that place that rules on it,
because I know there's corporate credit cards here, but I
don't know if like the individual gets points though I yeah,
we're not allowed to have them. We're not really so
and there's that in uh let me go, Chris, So
(02:27):
good morning, good morning? Hey girl, laid on me? What happened?
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
So, I used to work at a cleaning company and
when the franchise owner would call out, we would have
to go and buff a floor or do a corporate cleaning.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And so I had a co worker who was trained
in that, and she.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Was a real girly girl, like we're high heeled or dresses,
had her nails one and when she was out of
the office, we used to we used to dress up
in her high heels that she hit at the at
the at the at.
Speaker 9 (02:57):
The office and have a fashion show down law.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh my god, you.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Shoes she had not shoes though she ordered from Shoe Dazzle.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Shoela La Absolutely yeah, is that a real? Yeah, it's Christmas?
Second right yet, Shoe Law. It's a it's a men's
shoe store for shoes for the important occasionce of man's life.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Shoe La Law is a man's shoe store.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, so that. The founder's name is Michael Gary Scott.
It's a really big store. Christina, good morning. We're gonna
try again. So Christina, you work in real estate. Into
your coworker what.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
She would hook up at our open houses?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh how fine with people there, like or just before
and after.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I think it would before and after because she wouldn't
meet them at the open house.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, yeah, at the open house.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
But she would also sometimes that some of our listenings
would just invite random guys over.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
She'd be like, oh, so and so is about to
come over?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Like okay, so is this a thing that happens often?
Because I can see, like if you're selling a place
in like Perry Hall or Potomac, like, hey, come by
this house.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
This well some of the houses worrying with them?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Sure, all right, well you're seeing them one second, you're
in the rhyme. That makes sense. Yeah, go Ashley, good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Hey, good morning guys.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I girl laid on me what you got.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay. So this is like the end of.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Twenty twenty one beginning of twenty two. I'm working in
mental health and my coworker she randomly.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Came up to me while I was pregnant, and she said, hey,
why'd you decide to get pregnant?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
And I was like, because I wanted to. And she's like, well,
I think you're a terrible person for bringing a child
into this world, because the world's just going.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
To end in ten years.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 10 (04:51):
Yeah, And I was like okay.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I was like, I can't think about that.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Yeah, I can sing.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You like podcasts and books about like literally the world being.
Speaker 10 (05:00):
I was like, I'm good, So send them to me.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Anyways, my supervisor, Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 8 (05:07):
All my supervisor and I had to go to HR
and she gaslipped me the whole time.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
She was like, I never did it. I quit.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, oh my god. Actually one second, you're in the running.
You can vote your favorite nine nine three three eightheeters.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We're coming for you. It's more of the roses on
intern John in your morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Hello, I'm I'm calling for Clay.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
This is Clay.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Hi Clay.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
My name is Danny.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I'm calling you from a new local flower shop. We
are called YMSS Flowers. We're trying out new marketing where
we're offering you a free bouquet of a dozen roses
just and hopes you come back to us for future occasions.
Totally free, don't need your credit card info. Can I
just get who you want to send them to so
we can get that out today hopefully.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, you know, I'm not really into roses, you know,
or this flower stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Usually people, because we do this once a week, usually
people send them to a loved one. We're just trying
to get our product actually out there in person so
that you come back to us instead of just you
seeing an Instagram ad. And it's totally free, and it
makes you look great if you have like someone special
in your life, like maybe you are married, or you
have like a significant other in general, and you just
(06:16):
want to send them, it makes you look good, totally free,
and then hopefully you're like, oh they love the flowers.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Come back. Then you come back as what I mean,
so okay, well, what is no hitch here.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
No I will have your credit card info or anything,
so uh, it's honestly just hopefully you like the flowers.
Then you want to support a local business instead of
a national chain kind of thing, you.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Know, all right, sure this doesn't take long, No.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
It won't take long. I just needed you know, the name,
like all that stuff. So we'll I'll just go down
this list. So can I get a name of who
you want to send them to?
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
All right, send flowers to Courtney?
Speaker 10 (06:52):
And then what is she to you?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Because we're gonna make like a little file just in
case you do end up, you know, loving them, and
then you come back and I'm like, oh, Courtney or
your girlfriend, mom, sister, you know?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
So, uh what they are roses?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
By the way, Okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
What?
Speaker 11 (07:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
What to say on the card?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Like?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
What is she to you?
Speaker 11 (07:11):
Like?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Is uh, you know his girlfriend? Maybe you're about to
get married? It's your fiance, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Uh, rather not say okay good friend?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Sure? And what do you want the card to say?
It's just your typical little flower card?
Speaker 11 (07:29):
All right?
Speaker 12 (07:32):
How about uh next time I'll check more than your
excuse me, Clay, what.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Did you change your voice?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Hello, Clay?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What the.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Real quick?
Speaker 10 (07:52):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Clay, My name is intern John. I have sauce in
rose here as well. We're doing a war of the roses.
I need to let you know at least that is
your girlfriend. Her name is.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, that is.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Not girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Clay, what I can't say? But yeah, what Clay? What
is going Who's Courtney?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Who's Courtney's set up? She's a friend? All right? You
want more than her oil? Are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
First off, how tacky is that?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (08:30):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
First of all, I'm a mechanic, all right, and you
know sometime let you just check the oil.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Yeah, let me talk, Let me talk, let me talk.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I'm afraid you you are.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So is this what's been going on?
Speaker 10 (08:48):
Is Courtney the reason why you've been just so acting different?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Okay, So what is it that her roses? You're sending
her roses?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, she's a good customer.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Oh my god. Do you do that with a lot
of your customers? You send them roses?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Like well, he dates some of them and then yeah, absolutely,
he dates one, then sends flowers the other one that's
not expensive.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I've been trying to be communicative with you and find
out what's going on, and obviously I think we know
now what's going on.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, Claike, i'd I say, as an observer, I would
be afraid of the relative calmness, Yeah, and yet still
scary anger coming from nessa I would just own up
to it.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
My guy, it was let me talk for me, honestly, Yeah,
I would.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I would just own up to it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Okay, look she's a longtime customer.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
All right, Okay.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
Wouldn't the company you work for send the flowers.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Not you? Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
And I also wanted to send to your girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, Do you want flowers?
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Do you want flowers?
Speaker 8 (09:52):
I mean you know your address? Do you know where
to send them? But how do you know Corney's address?
Like that's weird?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Points a good point.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Out. I don't want ours from you. I want you
to want to send flowers to.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Me and not to another woman.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yeah, all right, I want to help you move out, Fanessa. Yes,
that's what I want for you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no, you can help
Clase move. Get a word in edge.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
One of the roseses cretacked and possibly edited for broadcasts,
with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
The buzzword that immediately sets off your BS alarm. Somebody
uses this for a second the workplace, they drop this
EO irol I instantly know what's following. This is going
to be a giant plate of duty. Okay, some of
the top ones on the list so far. They got
was that family sure, and Eric uses that a lot.
(10:53):
And as far as we're that is, I told him like, hey,
I know we're close, I know we're best friends. I
know you want me blood related, but that's uh, that's
his thing. Yeah, they're saying that, that's a big one.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
It's thanks a lot of that. I think a lot
of companies use it to like weaponize their workers.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Sure, team player.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Yes, I think I think that the last like maybe
ten years, it's been used like overused, like gonna be
a team player. You can be a U player too,
it doesn't even matter, like some jobs you don't have
to be a team player.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Well, it's really code for we're asking and do more work. Yes,
that's like quite literally what means is we're gonna ask
you to do more.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Yeah, that's what wear another hat.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
And I especially hate it when it's in regards to
somebody else not doing their job and then me being
a team player is having to make up for their
being stupid or bad their job.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
But I feel like it's used so much that in
I'll like I'm using I'm thinking of my friends recently
who have been going through similar things at their jobs
where their bosses have said that to them, and they
work in like a sales environment, so they really don't
have to be because they're just for themselves and it's
literally affecting their mental health for something that their actual
(12:05):
boss isn't doing.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
So it's like it's like two different people, two different
companies in situations and I'm like, you're literally just like
putting all this on one person and telling them to
be a team player.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
It's calm.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
It's like gas lining. I hate to use the word
gas lighting since now everybody uses it, but.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That's the same as the family thing. It's like it's
gaslighting you think is for the greater It's like, no,
I'm here to get paid, bro.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
You're burning people out because you don't want to be
a boss.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Unprecedented. That was during the pandemic, but I think now
there's businesses used in it too, though for an excuse
to a either not pay you more or they're raising
their prices because of unprecedented things. Like hey, I hate
to break it to you. Each day it's unprecedented. It's
literally different than the day before in every sense of
the word. Today is different than yesterday. Yes, some would
(12:51):
say that means unprecedented, valid, but how many times do
we hear that? Yes to your points during the pandemic,
that was every every single broadcast.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's exhausting, and I'm wearing a mask inside my house.
I'm fully aware that this is different than the usual.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
I can't so much go to a restaurant, right you
shut up?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Alpha or beta. They're saying that's a buzzword, that it
sets off bs alarm. I think that's probably fair.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
I think if you're like hanging out with somebody and
like a normal like your friends or something, and they
say talking about alpha beta, I'm like, who, what book
did you read recently?
Speaker 8 (13:24):
They're trying to make yourself sound smart.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Well, that's one of those things too. Whereas somebody calls
himself an alpha, that's how you know you're not an alpha,
because that's one of those things myself.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
You do, but I am.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
It works to everybody but Sauce, so for you the exception,
anybody else says it, it's.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Like, okay, guy, I'm saying, if I am on a
date with somebody or I'm hanging out with them as
a front, and I just randomly say that I'm an
Alpha because I have had guys say that.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
I know that they're not on Alpha.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
If you have to tell me that randomly, yeah, I'm
saying I tell you that because our job is to
talk to each other on air. Yes, so I have
to you know, I have to remind you sometimes.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It is somebody's you know for sure, I will try
keep this brief. That's never brief. Yeah, it's not or
quick question. I know which. I'm gonna be honest, and
I love her and I think we all know how
I'm going to thrown the bus.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
No do not.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Severa has more quick questions than the Bible has psalms,
and they're never quick. And then again, I love her,
I do. Severia's quick questions usually come in the form
of voice notes that turn in the podcasts where it's
about four minutes of.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
What she's just a girl, John, It means it's just
a girl.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
She is a deed.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
I just don't like when people say a quick question
because I just want you to say it like I
don't please, don't say hey, Like if someone says, can
you ask me a question? And I will respond with
you already, did I know that's rude. But I'm like,
just ask the question, sir.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Gas lighting.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Yeah, I just said, how everybody uses that now? A
lot of people, I don't think, realize what it means.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I think most people that use it don't know what
it means. Yes, because it could be like it's if
you're actually being a bad person and somebody tells you
being a bad person and they said, well, you gaslighted me,
but you're actually.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
But no, though, I feel like it's kind of TikTok though,
because now everybody calls their exes a narcissist, and I'm like,
they're like, you know how rare it is for someone
to actually be a narcissist.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I believe it's one percent of population.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Yeah, it's very rare. Like my ex and I went
to couple's therapy and so he was there with a therapist.
She said, oh, you are the rare exception of being
a narcissist. So that's the only reason why I even
knew that.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
He's congratulations, babe. Ye look like you can just be
with somebody who's not necessarily a good person. Yeah, or
you just didn't get along. It doesn't mean that they
are the worst, the.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Worst yeah, it doesn't mean they're narciss but we tend
to do that in America.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
We take like a really bad term and we use
it so often that it kind of loses this luster
and then becomes like a like a whatever type of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeh.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
It's like if he calls some my narcissists. Now, like
you don't even know what that means, but it doesn't
have the same effect. It's like, Okay, so you just
didn't like them.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
But yeah, when like when I meet somebody like a
new friend or something and they're like, yeah, my ex
is a narciss and like probably not.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, I don't believe this is funny in Billy real quick, Darryl,
good morning on good morning, So morning road. And then
the buzzword you use, Darryl's what my kids.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
So anytime I'm at work and I hear someone say, oh,
I can't come, I got my kids, or I'm like,
you're lying because I have kids and I use them
as a refuse all the time.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Okay, Darryl, one second, I get your coffee. Yeah that's funny,
that's pretty funny. There a couple more of these, if
you have some you want to add a eight seven seven,
nine ninety five four six state one to call nine
ninety three three eight texts influencer's another one.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
Yeah, everyone's and thanks are an influencer now?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
And I just yeah, anytime I see like a TikTok
video says creator gets commissioned, swipe to the next one.
Oh yeah acently.
Speaker 11 (16:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
I think that terms is gotten.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Because I was watching a video actually yesterday on TikTok
and I was like, oh, that's so interesting, and I
was just going to look into it. So it's for
like your gut health, and I realized I was like,
wait this. I didn't even realize it was an AD
and was an AD, so I was like, nevermind. I
also too, people will call us influencers. I hate that terms.
I think that influencer Now there's a difference between a
creator and influencer. Influencers just trying and tell you stuff.
I don't really think that's what we do. I think
(17:03):
we try to just be a distraction. I think so
too people strictly just pander and try to get money,
and it's like, you know, there's bigger problems in the world.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I thought this is pretty interesting, saus. Let me ask
you first. Is there an emoji that when somebody sends
it to you, either via text or email, you assume
it's being passive aggressive or you take it as passive aggressive.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I mean, I think you all agree that thumbs up emoji. Okay,
you go through to like actually send the emoji, and
you don't just thumbs up like a text or something,
the actual emoji itself.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
I don't like.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I think that the thumbs up. I think this thumbs
up and a text can be passive aggressive too, though,
do you know what I mean? So you're saying like
one's worse than the other.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
But I'm saying like that if you, the physical emoji
is worse liking the message.
Speaker 11 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
So I'm saying if you, if you and I are texting,
I ended the conversation and sending the emoji is worse
than just liking your last text.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Yes, that means you went out of your way to
go find that yeah and then send it to me.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
And I think you should get a hobby if you
do that.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
And so on the scale of one to ten, how
passive aggressive is sending a thumb emoji.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
You're doing it and you're not like old and don't know,
I would say it's like ten out of.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Ten, okay. And then how in my opinion, how past
aggressive is just liking the last text giving the thumbs
up to the last text you sent. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
If we're just coworkers and we don't like you don't
aren't friends or anything, then that's not passive aggresive. You're
probably just liking it to be like confirmed because I'm
not going to heart coworkers.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yes, yeah, that's her Rose. How about your most past
aggressive thing?
Speaker 13 (18:42):
Again, this all depends on the context of the conversation,
because all son of thumbs up and I'm not being
passive aggressive, but I would say sometimes the smile, just
the smiling face not worth showing the teeth.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Just yea, just like the line.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yeah, I know that when I get the thumbs up
from Sauce, that is not indeed a good job, that
is a I'm in trouble type of a vibe.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
So for me, I just want to stop. If I
like your text, I sometimes just want to end the conversation.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, I'll do the hands up as a period. That's
like my like, hands up is like the no, the
hands up like the praise, like that one where it's
like yep, gotcha. So they they say many agen z
Yers tend to find emojis cringe in general. Okay, okay,
but as far as the ones that cause the most
come across the most passi progressive, you guys are kind
(19:34):
of right on. So the half smile is one of
the top ones. But my problem with that is when
you use the hass Like when you if I type
of smile and email like a colon and a semi colon,
I'm actually translates it to that half smile.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Oh an email. Yeah, I've just been doing like the
like the I've just been doing that via text a
set of sending emojis lately. Okay, Yeah, I'm just like
doing that because I'm like, I don't feel like looking
for them.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah, I mean it's so it's legit, just like the
regular smile. They say, respondents ran get the most passive aggressive,
or at least the most difficult to decipher emoji when
it comes to work stuff.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
Well, sometimes like if I send it, I'm asking if
you're an idiot and smiling so that I can see that.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Well, I've been starting to use like stickers now because
I made some of Skittles, because Skittles constantly looks anxious
and awkward, and so like, there's the one of him
I'll send to.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
You mean he looks majestic.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Well yeah, I mean no doubt, but like the boy,
he's a border colleague and he hasn't anything to herd,
so he he got a bit of like pent up,
like I should be working enough. I feel like I'm
not send me to this week. The side profile one
of Skittles where he's kind of like, I'm smiling, but
I don't know if this is gonna go well, kind
of like here, yeah, kind of like that vibe, but
they're saying the half smile. They say it means like
(20:48):
I'm smiling but not really sure. Yeah, okay. The next
one was the ellipses, which I don't like come that
as an emoji, but that's just sending like three dots,
do you know?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Okay, But to be fair, it depends on the age,
because if you're like my parents' age, they tend to
put lots of dot dots when they're texting all the time. Yes,
and I don't know who started that and why it's
it the common thing, yes, but I can't stand.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
It or my dad would be like one of my
favorite ones my dad ever sent have you talked to
your mother? Dot dot dot dot? So I call like, hey,
everything okay, it's like, yeah, I wonder if you're checking
out mom, like about what this life? Why would you
send a text that says have you heard from your mother?
Dot dot dot? Yeah, that implies like mom ran away
joined the circus? Do you know what I mean? Like
(21:33):
I think something's wrong. You look at one of yours
from your.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Every single one that's dot dot dot is from well,
one is from your aunt Eileen, one is from my
own aunt, others from my grandma.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Yeah, my mom, my dad. Yeah, it's just all yeah,
and then the rest are me sending them to you.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
That's fair, thank you. The last one for being passed
progressive is the thumbs up. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I just say I think that sometimes and again it's
all situational. Sometimes you can do it and it's just
like it mean sums up. If my mom sends him
like I know you just mean, okay, cool, got it.
But if someone that's my friend maybe sends him like, okay,
you're man.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I think because too if you just in the single emoji,
the phone makes it bigger. So it's almos like my
face like hey, good job, Hey got it. Hey, I
don't feel like using my words and talking to you
right now makes sense. That's that's how I take it. Yeah,
I think that's I mean, that's that to me is
almost as bad as the okay.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
But that's just how it is, like how it has
been though with our generation growing up, for sure. That's
just how we take it now. So don't send any
thumbs up. I think you hate me.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
Yeah, exactly, And that's I don't want that vibe.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Let's goal.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
You missed it, Kimberley, good morning, good morning. So your
husband milk and how.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
So my husband used to have this thing where he
would playfully hit butt by sy like near my knee,
and I told him before, like, you know, it's getting
a little annoy So one time he did it and
I was like, I'm just gonna lift my leg up
and I was hoping to hit his forehead, but instead,
(23:10):
I ended up hitting his nose and you could hear
it break. His glaxes flew off, and I was like, oh,
you broke his nose.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Have you never seen that happen in movies where you
like kneed somebody in the face and it breaks the nose?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Like a how is he.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
How does he still milk that?
Speaker 9 (23:30):
So whenever we're like in a disagreement or he wants
me to go get him something from downstairs or goes
to the story, He'll be like, remember a few years
ago when you broke my nose?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
And I'm like, come on, like.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Butting my leg? I warned you.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
One second in running Jacob, good morning, Good morning? How
do you milk it?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Brother? I so kind of sad my dog has cancer
right now, Oh my god. And I'll kind of just well,
he's kind of sick. Most of the time, he's great,
but I'll milk it.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
And sometimes I'll get out of work or if the social.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Battery runs out, I'll kind of be like, hey, my
dog just threw up. I gotta go check on him.
Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Though?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
That's I would never question you. Yeah, I feel like
you can do whatever you want honestly.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
And rightfully. So absolutely. What's dog's name, Jacob?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
His name is King?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Okay, get King? Some scratches for us? The okay? Sorry,
well definitely one second. Man, you're in the running. Let
me go. Rich here, good morning, Good morning guys. Hey Richard,
how do you milk it? Brother?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I have bad risks. I fell two stories and I
have surgery on both of my wrists.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
Hold on, you have bad breath? And then you said surgery.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Richard, you felt to you fell two stories?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, so I hit a pipe going down. So that
made me go backwards to put my hands backwards.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Richard, First, Richard, sept one is how we fall?
Speaker 11 (25:03):
Why?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Stories and falling?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I fell through a floor and it was a new building.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Richard. I'm gonna be honest, like, I keep asking more
questions because your reactions do that makes sense? How did
you fall through a floor? Dude? Like what happened?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
It was a brand new building, it was still under construction.
Speaker 12 (25:21):
And there's a piece of wood there having the hole there,
and there was holes in each floor.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
And I fell through that and I hit the pipe.
That's why I hit a pipe.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
So when you watch Home Alone, two lost New York
and they fall through the floor. Do you go that
was me once?
Speaker 12 (25:38):
Oh I cringe every time, like with hides everything, like
it just freaks me out, makes my stomach drup.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
That's rightfully, So dude, did you get paid?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, I basically own that Building's.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Good, that's all.
Speaker 11 (25:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
That's like you're lucky you didn't die.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, lumbar spine too.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I'm sure now, Richard, when you fell two stories with
it in slow motion or is it like pretty instant?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yes, yes, no, it was. I felt like it was
so slow motion.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
Did you yell? Because I feel when I was in
a back car accident, I was like, do I yell?
Speaker 4 (26:14):
And I was like, like I didn't even didn't even yell,
Like I was shocked, like and I just kept falling.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I was just like trying to stop it, like.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Yeah, yeah, I would milk that for the rest of
my life. Like, hey, remember when I was dying.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Rachel, my friends put my gas. I was kayaking one
time and I got tired.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
I called the fire department.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
They came out in a boat. The cops did, got
me in there, took the kayak back.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
There's just so much unprocessed Richard, what you're saying is
falling through the floor. The floor isn't as fun as
isn't cartoons in real life?
Speaker 12 (26:49):
No, okolutely years of eight hour physical therapies.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I had to go through awkward physical therapy.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
My gosh, I can't imagine years keep saying.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But it took me years to even like, yeah, do anything.
Speaker 12 (27:04):
The first surgeries I had was both at the same time,
on both Brett.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Dude, Okay, so without getting number, you got over six figures, right, yeah, okay, right,
place up hold on second. By the way, I'm not
convinced six figures is enough.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
I don't for the rest of your quality of life. Yeah,
because you fell through a floor that is like because
of construction. Er, Like, that's I mean, he's lucky to
be alive. But I can't imagine not being able to
use my wrists, like you know, my hands.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Be very lonely looks like a podcast for people that
don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Intern John in your Morning show.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Second date update on Internshohn in your Morning show. The
only thing worse than dating in twenty twenty five is
when you find somebody you think there's a connection, then
out of nowhere, out of the blue, they stopped talking
to you. You're wondering why we chat figure out exactly
what's going on? Brett, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
How are you guys doing?
Speaker 11 (28:01):
Man?
Speaker 4 (28:01):
So let's walk through this. You and Chelsea first matched where.
Speaker 10 (28:07):
We met up on hinge you know, probably a little
bit a little over a month ago or so.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
And what about Chelsea's Hinge Mader stand out?
Speaker 10 (28:17):
I mean, you know, you know, I don't know. About
three weeks ago we went on a coffee date and
it was great, turn of low pro.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Last week we hooked up again.
Speaker 10 (28:27):
We went and saw the new Jurassic Park movie, and
I mean everything has been great. I mean we've we've
there's the vibes are good. I think we made a connection.
And after the actually after the movie actually we had
kind of like our first official kids and you know,
all was good and then I just she just ghosted
(28:49):
me and I had no idea what.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
But the question was what about her Hinge Mader stand out?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Though?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
What about her profile? Was like, oh, I need to
see this great?
Speaker 8 (28:56):
Why did you like her profile?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I mean, she she just fit you know everything. All
her answers are similar to mine.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
Like I mentioned about the coffee dates that you have
a huge like, I up doing that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
She's into that, she's in the movie thing.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Sure, we even talked to it.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
She's even a little bit into some sports, which I
like too as well. And everything on her profile seem
to match exactly what I was into.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Exactly from what your email kind of leads. It seems
like things are building up from my matching coffee date
to make sure we vibe, we go the movie, we
hang out after the movie, have a little kissy kiss.
So everything was leading to we're gonna hang out again,
but you've tried texting, calling.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Nothing, Yeah, just total yeah, just silence. Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Was as far as the movie was, it like one
of those things where you wanted to see it and
she didn't. Maybe that was why was she down for
it too.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
Does she like Jurassic Park?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, I mean I think she was into it.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
I mean we talked about I mean she enjoyed, we
both enjoyed the movie, enjoyed our time. I mean everything
was seen totally cool. That's what doesn't make and there's
I don't have some big hidden skeleton in my closet
or I don't think so I don't know what the
deal is.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
And before we call her, I do want to ask
us two more questions. Number one, how long have you
been single for?
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I mean it's been almost a year, okay.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
And then my second question is I think this is
maybe more interesting too, is how many people have you
actually met off the app? And by the way, not
to shame at all because you're you're a single dude,
but I do think people are surprised by how few
people you actually meet off the app. You can get
a million matches, but to actually go out of the
house and meet somebody, like, how many like dates have
you gotten from Hinge?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I mean I've besides Chelsea too, that's it.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, I mean, like I think people get like it's
matching is not the problem. It's like, so's we'll call
it Chelsea and get a wrong I can understand why
that would be confusing if things are building up, but
then nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
So let me do that.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Also, twein us girls, I thought the new Jurassic Park
was your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I dug it of the old school dress p.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Le let's try to get it. We'll talk about this
later dress park.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
So, but.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Hello, Hi, calling for Chelsea. Please, Hey, it's calling for Chelsea.
It's intern John. I got Sauce and Rose here as well.
This is when I talk to you in the air
flight real quick if we could nothing bad, just like
need thirty seconds of your time.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
Okay, perfect, perfect, Okay, So we're doing a second date.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Update. I got this somebody on the line here, Brett,
if you want to say, hello.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Hey, what's up Chelsea?
Speaker 11 (31:52):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Nail it?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
And so Chelsea, the reason we're here, Brett kind of
filled this in on you. Guys matched on Hinge about
a month ago, had the coffee date when and saw
Jurassic Park, but that he hasn't really heard me the
last week. So we're just trying to call and see
where your head's at and what's kind of going on
with you. Well, I guess that did happen.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
I did go on a date with Brett. We we
didn't match on Hinge, and we had a fantastic time,
went to the movies.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I loved Jurassic Park and we actually walked in the
park afterwards, you know, shared a great.
Speaker 8 (32:33):
Kids and but.
Speaker 10 (32:39):
I don't know, like he text me and well I
don't know, like my name is.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Not Chelsea, So did he not see your name on
the times that you hung out or and like, so
are you saying?
Speaker 8 (32:54):
After the Jurassic Parks eight, he texted you Chelsea, Hello,
are you right?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Now?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Hold on?
Speaker 11 (33:01):
What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Do you call the wrong person Chelsea?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
What do you mean? Your name's not Chelsea? Chelsea?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
My name is not Chelsea?
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Okay, wait before.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Did you hang out with him? Did he have the
wrong person?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Okay? So I am okay, Okay, let's okay. First, so
hold on, So I mean it is possible that you
guys matched, and then I guess, Okay, what, Brett, if
her name's not Chelsea, do you want to take a guess?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
What?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh my gosh, I don't. I don't even know what
to say?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Not named Chelsea? What is your what does your god
give a name?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (33:48):
Okays?
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Did he does not bring up her name on the dates?
Or you just didn't tell him that he was wrong?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
It is possible yeah he did on the date, but like,
it's okay, you're sure, Brett? Your thoughts real quick?
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Is there?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Did you?
Speaker 14 (34:08):
I mean?
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Look, look, it's like Isabelle Isabelle.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I'm so sorry. I there's I work with someone named Chelsea?
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Here?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You to on?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Hold real quick. Who's whose side you on? Brett or Chelsea? Isabelle?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern Johnny your morning shows.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
In case you missed it, this is fantastic news. New
cannibal robots get bigger and stronger, heal and evolve by
consuming smaller robots, to which I said, what could go wrong? America? America? Yeah,
so a robot metabolism is a process that occurs when
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robots consume other smaller robots to their software.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
The actual robots, you don't like, they're not eating robots
like their dinosaurs, are they?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
What?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
In what way?
Speaker 8 (35:08):
They're not just like eating the metal robot and then
they're just like growing, healing.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
We'll get there, they can. I'm lostle right now too.
To heal, grow, and evolve, it's a real thing. Scientists
apparently aren't worried about it. The human Yeah, they're not here,
not worried about us to coming to robots. The idea,
by the way, is to make it to the robots
rely on us, not so that the robots can do
it on their own. It's like the whole premise of
(35:34):
we're not gonna be controlled by robots is we control them. However,
if we're teaching the robots how to survive without us,
why they're gonna need us. So this happened at Columbia University.
They came up with the process. They say. It's another
set forward towards full robot autonomy, which according them, is
a good thing. No, no, it's not. Though it's not
in the movies, yeah, or right science fiction or anything.
(35:57):
He says that true atimomy means robots must not only
think themselves, but also physically sustain themselves.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
Shut up, that's why people are always getting stuck in
the little highways and like those robot cars, or I
remember in San Francisco when all those cars are like
parking and keeping people up at.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Nights halt this past week.
Speaker 8 (36:13):
I think it happened last year though, too, and it
was like hundreds of them.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
They say, just as biological life absorbs into grace resources,
these robots grow, adapt and repair using materials from their
environment or from other robots.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
That's insane, I mean, why are we still doing this?
We said this yesterday. I just I can't.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
I can't. I don't even know what I would do.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
They go on to say the image of self reproducing
robots conjures some bad science fiction scenarios.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
No way we keep We say, there's a new story
every day at this point.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, but the reality is we hand off more and
more of our lives robots from driverless cars. I made manufacturing,
even defense in space exploration. Who's going to take care
of these robots. We can't rely on humans to maintain
these machines. Robots must ultimately take care of themselves.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Every article that we talked about this is where I
get so annoyed. It says we I didn't have a choice.
I didn't create a I or a robot. Well I didn't.
I was a baby. I wasn't even a love.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Yet that's true.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
When cha TPT came out, I was like, too, so
your child, Yeah I was a child anyway. My whole
point is I'm so sick of it being like we
there's not a collective group that's like, yes, let's do this.
We're all like, hey, maybe we should stop. I think
we've done enough. Yeah, like slow down just a little bit.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
I just don't know how this is a good idea.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
You couldn't pay me a live in San Francisco at
this point, like the things that come out about robots
over there because Silicon Valley.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
No, thank you, well, thank god they can't come here.
Speaker 8 (37:32):
Thank god. I'm not living next to DC or anything. No, no, fine,
I'm totally fine.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
We try to find the robot who was parking in
the Silver Spring garage the other day.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
We couldn't do it.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Can we just not doing more robot stories for a while.
I just I feel like my anxiety has just gotten
really bad.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
This is intern John and your morning shows in case
you missed it, fake name Kate, good morning, doing well,
thank you can fashion and.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
What she got for us.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
I am having an affair with a co worker mine nice.
And what's made a little bit dicey is that my
son applied for an academy or program and the administrator.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
That it receives the academy is his wife.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Oh okay, and so we're okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
How long is the affair been going on for It's
been going on for six months?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (38:27):
You have actually called me before because she thought something
was going on because she found my phone number in
his phone.
Speaker 8 (38:37):
Okay, it's a coworker, Yeah, I mean ye.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
That part of it.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
So I was able to just play it off that
I was.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
You know, I'm just his coworker.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
We're really good friends.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
We do a lot of things together.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Who maybe works move? He did?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Okay? And so do you guys are you single?
Speaker 11 (38:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I am?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Okay, So you guys go to my motel? Does he
go to your place? How does it work out?
Speaker 6 (39:02):
He travels, and I'll go with him whenever he travels,
or like during work hours, so actually work, we'll go
right after work and things like that.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Sure, And so for the angle, and we're not judging
by the way, faith da kay, but your angle? Do
you think it'd be a relationship or it's marsa? It's
kind of a fun little pogo sick to hop on?
Speaker 6 (39:23):
I think for me, at first it was a fun
pogo sick to hop on and I thought, oh right,
it's just for fun.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Sure, and then it's kind of evolved more.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
I mean, how's more time goes on?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Right feelings? You can get more involved. And that's where
I'm at right now, gotcha?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Okay, Kate one second, and the running may surprise you, guys.
I've never bet pogo sick, so.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Like a real one.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Any kind?
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I think my I think my parents probably still have one.
I actually talking you about.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
I know your dad's got.
Speaker 8 (40:00):
John John. I was talking about like a real one.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
As opposed to a fake one, a knock off one.
Speaker 8 (40:08):
Just like I'm just so done with you today. Okay,
you're you're actually making me mad. Like that's great, So all.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
About front and back.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
I'm leaving.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
I thank Dame Laine your con fashion. What you got
for us, girl.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
So I'm so A couple of years ago, I started
in online profile and I was using a different name
because you know, safety nowadays kind of until you get
to know somebody, you kind of you know, don't want
to put all your cards out there. So you know,
I was talking to this dude, ended up meeting in
(40:47):
person and so kind of captors ended up, you know,
kind of drinking a lot during the dat started messing around,
and dude is built like ors, so he's only like
four foot He's only like four foot ten, maybe like
five foot, definitely well endowed, and ended up ended up
(41:13):
having like a really nice time, sure, you know, in
the physical sense, and he was like, well, you know,
let's pick this to the next level. And he's been
like constantly trying to like, you know, go out in
public and like wants to go on dates and wants
me to, you know, meet.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
These people, and I'm just like, no, you know, I'm not.
Speaker 11 (41:33):
Quite ready for that, but definitely, you know, don't mind
entertaining the you know, the like maybe four ten.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
What body would you say is Pogo?
Speaker 11 (41:51):
Probably close to thirty's definitely definitely from ways to almost Meekata, we.
Speaker 8 (42:01):
Asked to take it to the next level.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
She had the opportunity to make the best joke and
I know that would be terrible, but as someone who's
four ten, I like it down here.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
So yeah, first of all, you're not four ten.
Speaker 8 (42:13):
I'm fornaby a baby.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
It's true fake named Lauren. Good morning, Good morning at
your confession, go what you got for us?
Speaker 14 (42:24):
I yesterday sent the letter to my boss basically complaining
about every single one of my coworkers really and what.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
You can play about because I have some ideas.
Speaker 9 (42:35):
Well.
Speaker 14 (42:36):
They don't really work. They hang out the first hour
of work like it's home room, but they also will
moan throughout the office if they are having adults fun time.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
Where do you work?
Speaker 4 (42:49):
It's a cut candy factory, it's.
Speaker 14 (42:51):
In office, It's a professional office.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Plus.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
All right, and so did you label out? Is it
an anonymous letter or is it like a hey, it's
fake name Lauren. And here's who I hate.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
Hey, I hate I hate everyone here.
Speaker 14 (43:03):
I didn't name names, but I made it pretty apparent
sharing was whom but from me?
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Okay, all right, fake dam marm One's second in the running.
We just had to do self evaluation forms here at
the station, which I think the idea is hilarious. I
was saying it'd be hilarious. I think that everybody should
have to present their forms and like and then we
all get.
Speaker 8 (43:24):
To get if it's true or not.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
I think based on the laughter of the audience. That's
how you should know. So if something is out there,
and like I would say, for instance, Matt and Dan,
your engineers should rate themselves one hundred of one hundred,
and nobody's gonna laugh because it's like, yeah, those guys
legitimately hold the radio.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
Station togethering for them.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, again, that's not surprising. But then somebody who's bad
at the job, since I think, is this, uh, is
this amateur athy apology?
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Yeah, I don't realize you're a free show.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
So more on that to come uh nine nine three
three eight to vote for your favorite in the meantime
Friday Fun. Thanks, we're doing the votes. It's Friday like
to have fun.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Fact.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
All tennis rackets are manually.
Speaker 8 (44:01):
That's cool. Imagine having that job.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
Kind of a lacross stick though people do for tennis
string them manually to really.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 8 (44:10):
The more you know, that's why you have Friday fun facts.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
It is, yeah, and that's why you're having fun right now, Shelby.
I can tell the best time I passed you note?
Did you?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I did not?
Speaker 8 (44:20):
I've over there real quick. I know where it went.
I literally tried to throw it back to you.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Well, Armadillos almost always have identical quad quadruplets. One fertilized eggs.
What's in the four embryos?
Speaker 11 (44:34):
Didn't?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Yeah, I didn't that cool walking around to the other one.
A B two stealth bomber has retractable cup holders in
a mini microwave in the cockpit.
Speaker 8 (44:47):
They make like hot pockets, probably.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Because they fly for like forty some hours and they
refuel in the air. Octopuses have one central brain brain
purpose the smaller brain tentacle.
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Sorry, wait what what was Wait? They have a smaller
brain than.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, octopus, he said, one es central brain and the
smaller brain tentacle. Every arm has a brain. Yeah, it's
not funny, is a fact.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
Mm hmm cool. I'm sorry, I was just waiting.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Just the good stuff. Intern John in your morning shows it.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
And that does it for another I see why am
I in casey am mas it with yours truly?
Speaker 4 (45:41):
My name is Hoodie.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
You can follow me on old social media's at Andrew
Hoodie with a y c Q pictures my dog Teddy,
see pictures my wife Moris. She's on a work trip
right now. She's coming back. I'm excited to hang out
with her. Maybe you have a signal or another that's
maybe coming back from work trip too. I'm excited for
you too, because you guys are gonna have so much
fun this weekend. But also make sure you follow the
show at YMS Radio. We got a ton of content
going up there on the daily from behind the scenes
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reactions to War the Roses, playlist, playoff. Plus you know,
sometimes we like to mess with Eric. It's like a
birthday tradition for Intern John. But also go ahead in
case you forgot what's a belated birthday and Intern John,
we might be out and about, maybe around hid social
So if you want to go and celebrate with us,
you're more than welcome to attend as well.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
But I hope you have a great week and I'll
talk to you next time.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
I want to sneak began Monday's show, Hello Intern John
and your Morning show on their socials at YMS Radio.
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