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Speaker 1 (00:04):
War of the Roses on intern John in your Morning show.
There's a great feeling when you find your person, you
think they're the one, everything's going well. There's a worse
feeling when you realize something is off. They're acting different,
maybe you see something. The thought starts to creep in.
Are they stepping out? Are they cheating? Olivia? Good morning,
Good morning. So walk us through this because I got questions.
(00:29):
You and Henry been together? How long?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
For about two years?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Now? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
First met on Hinge? Right, yeah, okay, instant connection. Everything
was good. We don't live with each other, but we've
had talks about the future and it seems like we're
on that road.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Is that fair?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Absolutely, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
The reason we're doing War of the Roses though, kind
of involves his birthday and an upcoming trip for you.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
So what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay? So basically, I he got a really nice set
of luggage for his birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
His mom gave it to him, and yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, yeah absolutely, And so I'm going on a girl's
trip and I asked if I could borrow the luggage
and yeah, So I got the luggage and I'm going
through it just to like there wasn't much in it,
but I did find the suspicious what can I say,
cylinder like object that we don't particularly use, and I, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Concerned, so let me let me uh, I'll try a
tiptoe around this. I got the email you you found
an object that we'll call it a booty buddy if
you will, where.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's it's an adult adult toy for that.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
But when you first saw it, you thought it was
used for like getting nots out in sports, like if
you have a a not from running, right, that kind
of vibe.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, like that's what That's what I thought. He's like,
I mean, it just really felt like something that could
be used like yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And your roommate informed you know, it's used to clog
the tub so to speak. Yeah, okay, yeah, not to
get too personal, but obviously the reason we're doing War
of the Rose is that's not something you guys have used,
I'm assuming.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Or no not, that's not really my forte.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Okay, And I guess the reason the timing is on
with it being a new piece of luggage. Yeah, I
would doubt that the luggage company or J C. Penny
was like, well know what, here's our you know, try suitcase. Yeah,
and rear Riser promotion put that in there or his
mama put in there. Has he used it as far
(02:46):
as you know that he has he been on trip
or anything like that where it makes sense that it
got thrown in there.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He went on a guy's trip like a couple of
weeks ago. But you know, I didn't notice anything suspicious,
like when he came back, like he wasn't acting any
differently or anything.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I do think this is odd in the sense we
don't shame on here, but that is a very specific
toy for a very specific area where there's no way
you forget that we use that together, do you know.
I mean it's like that to me is odd, like
did he use it on the trip? Had he because
you guys don't live together, right, No, we don't love
(03:25):
Did he have somebody come over and he threw in
there to hide it?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And I thinking it'd be there.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So let's do this, Olivia insteav calling off from the Roses.
We'll call from our country morning show alter ego the
Morning Bowl Ride, and we'll play a last person to
see him naked and see if we get answers that way.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I wore the roses in just under three minutes on
Intern Johnny Morning Show. Wore the roses on Intern john
in your Morning show, Olivia, let me recap this. You
and Henry been together for about two years on Hinge
hit off right away. You guys don't live with each other.
But this is one of those kind of divine intervention moments.
His birthday is about a month ago. His mother got
(04:02):
him a nice set of luggage for his birthday, which
that is lovely, great gift that it's one of those
guests you only get yourself, but when you get it,
it's like absolutely yeah. And you would ask to borrow
the luggage because you have a girl shrip coming up.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He said yes.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
When you open the luggage, he had left some stuff
from there, including a cheek cuddler toy.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
If you will for.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
The names coming up with, these are actually pretty good, John.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, I mean, I think I want to make sure
because we have we've done rose where you find the toy,
but this one is so specific to certain areas. It's
clogging the drain that like you knew, Olivia that you
guys have not used that ever, so like this is
it's been used elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yes, that's kind of where we're at, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, and the previous trip he had taken with his
boys a couple of weeks ago, So in theory, could
be from that, I hate to bring it up, but
could also be that he threw it in there when
you were coming over and just didn't want you to
see it and just kind of forgot about that kind
of vibe too.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Has he been acting suspicious at all?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I mean, obviously it's a pretty big something's up, But
like when he got back from the trip, did he
not want to talk about it, did he talk about
it too much?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Anything like that? Or pretty normal overall?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
No, pretty normal, completely, like the same as it's been
like consistently over the past two years.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So that's why I'm just a bit concerned.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, I don't want to be graphic. People are asking
for how big and the photo you sent us it
looks like, I want to say, the size of a
great fruit, but like it looks fairly it's it's got
some weight to it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Is that fair to say?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, definitely, it could be a nice paper weight. It
could hold down any number of papers. I think that's
just people are asking we're here to paint picture, so
less this. Instead of calling with the flowers Olivia, we'll
call from our country morning charlter, you go morning ball ride.
We'll put him in the Seagret slation chamber and see
the last person that saw him without clothes on, and
hopefully we get answers that way.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, okay, thank you my one second, try to get
him on real quick. Yeah, maybe it's a maybe his
mom gave it to him. Nod. It's already weird. It's
not making it weirder from my county brow.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
To be fair though, Hi, calling for Henry. Please, Hey,
Henry Blessings is tumb believed in the morning bowl? Right?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I put you in the show real quick. The guys
want to talk to you in the air very quick
for a second. Sorry, they call me temble weed.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Getting off my knees, giving me something to please if
you please?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
All right to my left, I'm getting you in and
where Shelby Land anywhere you want to go? Talk what
they call me.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
All the time on them hinges and watch the world
spinges into her.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Right in there go whereabout rights? Not kinds of hell?
And all the fun?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Right now, I got a special friend, Henry, is that you.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
What the Yeahs podcast?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What's that? You can't cast a party? Can catch a
fishing line? Something like that. Now, Henry, real quick, welcome
to the morning bowl. Ry.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I got some big news for you, brother. We have
something for you. You're ready for this. We ask somebody
in our secret slash chamber. Now, Henry, the reason they're in.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Our secret slavey chamber is.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
They told us you are the last person to see
them naked and vice verse. Now, brother, here's the blessings
for you. If you tell us the other person our
secrets slaves chamber. You two both went all expense paid
cruise of Jamaica que beautiful thist timing year any timing year?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Not, Henry, do you understand the rules of the game
as I've explained it.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I mean, this just kind of sounds like a stam
to me.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I don't know, No, Henry, not break it down for
your brother. You've seen people naked before, you know what
I'm saying. Maybe they seen you naked.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I need you to do.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Tell me the name of the last person saw you naked.
We have them right now in our chamber. They tell
us they've seen your goods and bits and you're all
cracks and crevices.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You say their name. You two want of free cruise Jamaica,
brother queen.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
No no like, no credit card and so none of that.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, no, just you Jamaica the high Seas, and you're
the person who's seen you in your.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Skives exactly.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So here's how it's gonna work.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hold on, Harry, ho we got we got to get
read into your brother on the con three.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You're gonna say their name, you understand, Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Now, Hanry, do you have any idea who it could be?
First of all, before we get to this, you some
names crawling in your head?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Spin around?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, just I just think about it
for sake, But I got it.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh yeah, I think so could be could be any
number of people. I mean I know what it is, okay,
right here around the way. You got this one, babe
it Harry.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
It's Tadiana.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Tadiana? Is that you are?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
You for me?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Henry?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Who the Tiana?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
What's Henry?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's Henry. That well, that's your girlfriend in two years,
Olivia Henry. Real quick, my name's intern John. I got
Sauce Rose here as well, who's Tatiana?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Brother? Yeah, like who's Tatiana?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Like obviously like we've been together for two years?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Like what like what the.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Understood? Yes, no, you're fine, You're fine. It's good to
know who who in the in the h is that?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Henry?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I mean, she's just you know, she's just a professional
sometimes professional.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
What are you saying, hookers?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
What what is it like? Problem? You're just no, No,
that's not really sex positive. She's a professional.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Wait okay, but Henry, Henry.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So you your pain.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
This woman, Tatiana when you have a girlfriend here, Yeah,
that's still cheating. No, it's it is still cheating though
absolutely not still cheating. Listen, listen, I'm still cheating.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
There are certain things that I'm into that that's great
is not into. And so I see a professional because
I'm not looking to cheat.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
You're going behind her back and you're you're hooking up
with somebody else.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
That's still cheating.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're not telling her about it, that's still lying up
with anybody.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I'm I'm going to see a professional at home.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, we're not we're not. We're not here a judge.
But are you the socket?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Are you the plug in the situation because we've I'm
not because Olivia found your animal.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Admiral also speak and so is that the names.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Honestly, if she wasn't such like a tight ass, we
wouldn't even be here right now.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's not that's not your problem. That's figure that out.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
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