October 25, 2025 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one, Start It Up, Man Waking Up, This is
Out DC, and the Moore weaken right to part the
show with Injured Johnny, Your mora.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sho.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yo's Hoody back again with another I See why am I?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
In case you missed it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Where we kept the best bits, the best segments, the
best everything of this past week of intern Johnny Morning Show.
But well, I guess you enjoy that way Come Monday morning,
when you're recovering from the first of many hollow weekends.
You know the NZ outs, the allabouts of this here show,
and it is, you know, week one of hollow weekend.
It's the beginning really of hollow week if you think
(00:39):
about it, what you're doing Nightmare on m Street in
d C or anything else let us know at YMS Radio.
But let's kick off this week's in case you miss
it with what did you accidentally see? No, you weren't
supposed to see it, but you saw it in Forever Scar.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Do you think name mark in morning? It's going great?
So are you working a host?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Thank you for that you saw what that you weren't
supposed to.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I was going to a storeroom that is not really
utilized that often, and I went back there and not
a correcting anything, and I opened the door and there
were two doctors and there getting it on.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Look at that, okay, And did you have any suspicion
Did you have any suspicion they were hucking up prior?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
No, No, not at all. I didn't even know whom
to be honest with. You went over the door in
the baby stream, and I didn't know who was I
shut it and I just kind of walked away. I
heard stories of that happened in the hospital, but that
was the first time I'd ever heard experienced.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Okay, first time though, But was it the last time?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Mark?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I'm not sure We'll have to see you.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Okay, that's true. It can happen today. Let me say, like,
as you see somebody else. You know what I'm saying. Okay,
I have fake name Mark. One second, you're in the running.
Let me go fake name Amanda. Good morning. I'm doing well.
So you were at a friend's house and you saw
what that you weren't supposed to see.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yes, I was at a friend's house visiting and I
was in the guest room. She told me at my
suitcase in the closet, and I had seen two inflatable companions.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Yeah, flotation devices, Yeah, okay, I mean in company sometimes.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And so in the.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Gas room or were they on the bed? Were they standing?
Were they hanging in the closet? So did you but
not fakeding, Amanda? Did you look in the closet to
see if there's anything?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, just saw that opened the door, closed it one
about my day?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Now, were you surprised or no?
Speaker 8 (02:37):
A little bit?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
All right? Fake Anta one second? Your running? I know
you would have yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 9 (02:43):
I'd be like, do you use the dinner table with them?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
It's very eg geen like watch Monlee. Well, mother wouldn't
like that. Oh if you know, you know, let me
you know. Yeah, Mary, good morning, good morning. This was
your parents? Oh no, you saw what Mary?
Speaker 10 (03:05):
So I slept the night at my parents house one
night and they have a spare room and my mom
told me to go in there. I looked for sheets
and they had the two like plastic things with the drawers,
and I opened the wrong one and it was full
of fun time toys.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, we're not talking about like bopp It or Cat's Cradle.
Speaker 10 (03:22):
We're talking we're talking about like adult fun time toys.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Sue, and so was it kind of I guess nice married, Like,
oh mom and dad still having fun where it's like
no fun of any kind should be allowed?
Speaker 11 (03:36):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I was very scarce.
Speaker 10 (03:41):
Also, it's kind of like why isn't it Like why
is it in the guest room?
Speaker 12 (03:44):
Why is it not in your bedroom somewhere?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Like what?
Speaker 13 (03:47):
Why would she send you in there? Knowing that they
were in there for you to potential?
Speaker 14 (03:51):
Was like, oh, I forgot.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's kind of a.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Power move my parents guest room this weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Purpose, Yeah, I would do that for sure. Marry one
second you're in the running. You were going through your
parents guests from this weekend?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Yeah, because I was sick and they were taking care
of me. And on Monday, I was like, I wonder
what's in here? My mom was like, oh, you know,
because I kept asking for clothes. I was like, I
didn't plan on being there, and she's like, you know,
you have your own drawer and I was like, no,
because you keep making me take everything to my apartment.
And my drawer consisted of dry, rotted little cross sworts
(04:25):
and a sweatshirt that she sole from me.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
And that was it.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
That was There's two things in there, so then start
going through everything else. And I took some I.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Like how you had to add the sweatshirt was stolen
from you.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
It was stlid and I took I took it back anyway,
but I took some of my brothers and crosswords too,
So okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
But didn't you there now, because didn't you find?
Speaker 9 (04:45):
I did?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I did?
Speaker 7 (04:46):
I found, unfortunately, because I don't like to go in
my parents' room anymore, not that I ever go up
there anyway, because I don't live there. I found some
nipple stuff mom's nightstand.
Speaker 9 (04:58):
My chid did not, okay, sometimes does never need to see.
So okay, after that day, I was like, no, okay, no,
they're Jamaica. They're fun right now.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I mean she told the other story, ask me no, yeah, no,
I'll just say quickly, I want to say what you found?
Uh Rose, So Sauce was being babysit and decided to
climb the bookcases like she was Kevin Mchaws and she
don't say what it is, but she found her dad's
(05:29):
and they went and showed the babysitter. That's terrible. What
my question was, what was the babysitter doing. How old.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Were you?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I was like the eight year old saw climbing bookshelves
somewhere in the house, and then it's terrifying.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Oh no, she also like one time, let me throw
baby powder everywhere when I was like six or seven,
and I got in so much trouble because obviously I
was destructive with this is the baby powder.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
It's the same one that called in that one time Nica.
Oh do you remember that?
Speaker 9 (05:59):
Though Mona got so much.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Trouble because of you, Why is she let you throw
baby powder?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I think she had a guy over and so she's
like off with her though, like I know since.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I was born.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Okay, that just answered the question.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
So she's like, that's I think they're watching Sesame Street.
They were street. That's what they taught me. That's what
they're good.
Speaker 15 (06:19):
Sure do we not do that, but they told you
they were watching Sesame Street.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
And they go in the meantime, take the baby powder
and go play.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
I don't know why I did that. I want attention, clearly.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah clearly at eight years old.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Yeah you were Yeah, I just I needed attention. I
was deprived.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Well, you know, thank god he grew out of that.
I think, I mean, could you imagine if you were
still an adult wanting attention.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Done, you have no room to talk.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
You're true? What are you trying to say?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Mister I? I feel like you're you're the sience. You're
Leo and like it just as you in the center
and then everyone else.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
At least you think that that is what you think.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
For you, I am the alpha of what everything?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Why why just put your jaws during your mouth?
Speaker 15 (07:14):
What we're I'm leaving. We're still on the air. I've
done enough, real quick.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Yeah, cheaters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's War of the Roses on intern Johnny your morning
shows in case you missed it, Hi, Jake.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
My name is Emily. I'm calling you from a new
flower shop. We're offering you a free bouquet of a
dozen roses. We're just trying out some new marketing.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Emily.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
It's okay, I don't do these solicitation calls. Okay, I appreciate.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
You get that.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
We're just we're just brand new. We're trying to get
more foot traffic before the holidays. We don't need your
credit card info or anything. It's just a way for
you know, you to look better maybe if you have
someone to send them to, and then that will, hopefully
in the future help out my mom's new flower shop.
We're just, you know, help help your local economy. But
if you don't want to, I get it. I just
feel like a free bouquet of roses is easier to
(08:05):
you know, promote something than Instagram ads and stuff.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
So this isn't like one of those scam calls or
anything like that.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
No, I literally hate talking on the phone, so I
don't want to do this. I just thought it's the
best way, and so far it's been working this kind
of marketing. So uh, if you have a business, yeah,
maybe could try it out.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
And you said it it's a free it's free.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Well, we just like have a plethora right now. So
we're trying to get rhythms. It's not really like that
time of year, and they're red, so, I mean people
are always sending roses, but not as many as we have.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
We just got some really nice ones.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
So oh wow, that sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
So you're in. It sounds like you're in.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
You have someone. I know you have someone to send
them to. Jake, I can tell.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
You know. I love the idea of a free anything free.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Yeah, and then hopefully you just love them some.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Actually you use this in the future, like during the
holidays instead of you know, a national chain any stipulations
with this, never you know, we just want to get
them out. We want to hook you up, and if
you don't like them, that sucks for us. But this
is not gonna do anything for you, so it's not gonna,
you know, ruin your day hopefully.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Okay, Well, I guess in that case, sign me up.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Okay, who do you want to send them to?
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Well, let's see, I would love to send them to
somebody that I've been talking to dating for about three
months four months now. Her name is Rachel.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
And then what do you want the car to say?
It's your typical flower card, So.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
I would love for it to say like these roses
are love and lust will never die.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Like these roses are love will never.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Die, love and lust.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Yeah, all right, let me just put you on hold
so we can get that together. Then I'll get an out.
That's okay? Is that cool?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Okay, so that's great?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Okay, real quick, So Rachel, I'm sorry, I maybe Textan
the whole time, but I Eric is he talk to
the person online. Nine, So Rachel, he sent them to you,
which is good. But hold on, is this Stephanie? Hello?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
So you you Stephanie? You know Jake?
Speaker 16 (10:28):
Yeah, for about three years and five years prior to that,
because he's my damn husband.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
It's not awkward. Wow.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I don't think that's true. I don't he's not married.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
Yeah, it is true.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, can you verify that, Stephanie.
Speaker 16 (10:48):
The whole dog dying bit that he has going, that's
pretty amazing being that our dog Rocky is very well
and alive and is pooped on the floor yet last night,
very very much so alive.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Okay, it could be a about that.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Okay, Okay, So are we I don't mean I'm not
disbelieving you? So are we saying then that Rachel has
been at y'all's place then? And that was.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
No, it's probably his brother's place.
Speaker 16 (11:18):
Most likely his brother lives by.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Where is his brother's place?
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Yeah? Is it by the airport because his brother is
a pilot, he's never home.
Speaker 17 (11:27):
Yeah, I mean his place is by the airport.
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 16 (11:31):
Does he have a tattoo on it on the back
of the shoulder for Penn State by chance.
Speaker 18 (11:36):
That's yeah, he has a tattoo.
Speaker 17 (11:40):
Yeah, it's like a I don't know, like it looks
like a like a big cat or something like a
jaguar or panther or something like that.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
So if you guys want, he's on hold, I can
just be on.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, bring him.
Speaker 19 (11:52):
I literally I cannot believe this.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Okay, But Rachel, I just want to make sure too.
You had no idea he was married.
Speaker 17 (11:58):
I had literally no idea.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (12:01):
I wouldn't have to marry.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Matt, not you.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Okay, So let's just this real quick on on uh, Jake,
are you there.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
All right?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Hey man, real quick. My name's intern John. I got
sauce here as well. We're doing a war of the
rose in the show, and you let you know that
some good news bad news. You did send the roses
to your girlfriend, Rachel. That's the good news. The bad
news is your wife, Stephanie's on the line too. Stephanie.
If you want to.
Speaker 16 (12:27):
Say hello, yeah, I want to say more than hello,
but I think I'll have my divorce attorney say it
for me, because this is we're done.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
We are done.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Jake.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
I'm sorry, I'm confused, but.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yeah, so Jake, you know you're not confused.
Speaker 16 (12:44):
You're confused that you got caught, You're not confused.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Going on for three.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Months, I think the line is crossed.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Jake, you sent the roses. You sent the roses to
your girlfriend Rachel are three months? We heard you say that.
But you've been married for years and your dog's alive.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
Yeah, that's messed up. All of it's messed up.
Speaker 17 (13:07):
Honestly, Like, first of all, I don't even understand how
you could do this to me. But secondly, I actually
don't understand how you could do.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
This to your wife.
Speaker 18 (13:14):
Yeah, forget me.
Speaker 17 (13:15):
Analyis like you have a wife, Like what is wrong
with you? Like seriously, what's possessing You're going to go
on bumble and try to be dating these girls?
Speaker 18 (13:23):
Like it's like it's really disgusting.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
As a betan man, I hate to say this to
either of you. There's there's definitely more.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
There's definitely more.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Also, how many girls are line to you about your
dog dying?
Speaker 9 (13:34):
That's sick. All of it's sick. That's weird.
Speaker 17 (13:38):
I'll send you anything that you want, like if you
want all the text messages you want, like the voice
methods like I am. I am so pissed off right now,
I'm so completely done.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
You're it's more bad. Do you have anything you want
to say?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Step I think the line is crossed.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
You can hear.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
But Jake, you're the one that sent roses to your
girlfriend Rachel, Yeah that was you.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
No, that's sake. News of this.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Bro hey man, God, blessing car brother. Your need, well,
I'm not your need, and.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
We'll send you everything.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
And Rachel, I'm sorry, there's nothing.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
There's nothing, No, there is.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Well, that'd be the judge, and then also the judge.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Dale or of roses is cretacked and possibly edited broadcasts
with permission granted from all participants. Want more roses, go
to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
This is the training news that other stations are too
afraid to talk about.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
Yeah they are okay.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Pubic hair wigs are the newest craze among trendy Russian women.
Speaker 13 (14:47):
I ask a question, how is this a new trendy
thing when mors have been around.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
For a while, When west around for a while, that's
called a murkin. Oh, how's aman?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
I don't know that.
Speaker 13 (14:58):
It's it's exactly what you're talking about. It's a two
paper down there. Why google it? I had to google
it because I was like, I know, this is a thing,
and I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
So I googled it, and it's called you're allowed.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
To refuse to do anything, sauce. That thing's dying, so
make noise. According to Russian media, the popularity the pubic
hair wigs has skyrocketed in recent months. Why well, they
say Both young men and women are flocking to the
online stores and marketplaces for realistic wigs. They're saying because
they want to adhere to their natural look of another
region's inspired by the nineties, little throwback if you will.
(15:34):
But here's the thing, glad you said that, Sauce. They
don't want to grow out their own hair for multiple reasons. Some,
they say, opted for permanent hair removal makes it difficult.
Other is someone to deal with the itchiness of growing hair.
Hey to write it to your friend, I feel like
that's gonna be itchy, like regardless, because it's still something dominant.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
It's a little like little cry for fun times. Yeah, sure,
I start but dazzling it though, like.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
To I know that's an actual thing.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Yeah, like Zodiac Academy, like the unicorns do that. So
I'm like, can you be like that?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
The unicornsdags?
Speaker 9 (16:11):
What's a series? Whatever? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Hold on what series? Were they bedazzled themselves down there?
Speaker 9 (16:19):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Are they actually unicorns?
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Well in the book, yes, the unicorns, that is what
they do. Okay, why do not because they.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Don't ask me?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Don't see the questions?
Speaker 9 (16:30):
That warns John?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I'm sorry, Wait, what are these.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Books called Zodiac Academy?
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Okay, you hate your life and you want to hate
the more to start, there's like twenty books all together.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Everything.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Well, here's the beauty. They're relatively expensive. You can get
hair extensions for about seven dollars.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
I got some tape ins I don't use anymore if
you want to borrow them.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
John, the high whatever, John, the high end ones are
two hundred and forty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Wow, So.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
I asked, like, where is the hair come from? Is
the other question?
Speaker 9 (17:09):
Doesn't it does?
Speaker 13 (17:11):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
This is intern John, and your morning show is in
case you.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Listed going through something, you want to talk to the
people in your life about it. That's why you ask
for a friend, because somebody listening has been in your shoes.
Let's go. Fake name Jamie, Good morning, Good morning. So
your question of All's boyfriend, you guys have been together
for how long? It's been two years now, Okay? And
this kind of stems from an ultimatum. What's going on?
Speaker 18 (17:42):
Yeah, it's been two years. I'm not getting any younger.
So I told him we need to take the next
step in our relationship. Either we start to live together
or I get my ring.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Okay. He chose what option.
Speaker 18 (17:55):
He chose to move in together.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Okay, And so what's the issue.
Speaker 18 (18:00):
The issue is, my boyfriend has a front boy apartment
and I refuse to be around that type of furniture
like it was cute ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
But this is a new stage in your life.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I needs you to change.
Speaker 18 (18:14):
What's what's going on in the place?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Okay? So you you've been moving in with him?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, I'll be moving in with him.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Okay. So your kind of thought is like, uh, you know,
either way, if either had to buy a ring and
she's not buying the ring, it's almost like he has
to take that money and invest it into furniture. For
you guys.
Speaker 18 (18:31):
Yes, he's falling apart, really.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Old, and so is he. I'm assuming he's not in
agreeance with that.
Speaker 18 (18:40):
No, he doesn't want to change it.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Okay, And so if it comes to him not wanting
to buy a new furniture, where does that leave you.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Frustrated?
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Would you buy the furniture yourself? Or is your thought
like it's his place so he should be fronting the money.
Speaker 18 (18:58):
I don't mind buying it, but I don't know if
he'll be okay, because it's his foot.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Okay, that's the thing, all right?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Can I put you and hold one second?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Well, they gets you and hold sauce? What are you thinking?
Speaker 7 (19:10):
I mean she wants the ring or moving in with
each other. So part of being in a serious relationship
and you know, eventually having a home and family and
getting married and all that stuff is compromise. And if
he can't agree with that, or he just seems like
he's like very like complacent and you can't get to
the next step. I don't think he's the one for you, unfortunately.
(19:31):
I just don't think he's ready to settle down. It
sounds like and then like forcing his hand. I I
just don't think that ever works. Yeah, not like in
a healthy way, Like it's not gonna it's not gonna
be fulfilling the.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Way that you want to be.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
I think it does seem like from seeing my friends
have that happen.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yeah, and my man's dragging his feet maybe.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Yeah, that's what it seems like. So I don't know.
I sure move in, but you can have a conversation
with him about the front or again. But if he's
not gonna do it, yeah, I mean he's not gonna
do it, then you're gonna have to do it, and
then he's gonna be like, I don't even know where
I live anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, that's fair. That's a very fair rose your thoughts.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
The mentality behind this is all very like contradictory. I
feel like because she's saying she wants to move into
his place, which would then make it their place.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Correct.
Speaker 13 (20:17):
However, she said she's not gonna buy the furniture because
it's his place. Yeah, like, I don't know if he
would want it because it's his place. If you're gonna
move into somebody, it's like it's it doesn't it's not
their place anymore more. It's your place too, because you
are most likely contributing to the bills, the rent, all
that stuff.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
And I agree with Sauce.
Speaker 13 (20:37):
I feel like ultimatums are kind of just icky, and
it seems as if he's like, well, I don't want
to break up and I don't want to get married,
so I guess I'll just have you move in and
he's not gonna replace the furniture because he doesn't take
you seriously. Like, it doesn't seem like he's taking the
relationship as seriously as you would like him to.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Yeah, he's just doing this to get you to shish.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah. I've always believe that dudes are really good at
buying time. Yeah, and like it seems like this is
kind of buying time. But also maybe it's not intentional,
but it doesn't kind of seem like a hostile takeover.
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Like she's like, and you better change that fronture and
then she's like, yeah, oh look a front house.
Speaker 20 (21:17):
Like, girl, you already knew that very demanding, like you
knew going yeah, you knew going into it that that
was not the furniture you wanted. And then to be like,
well you didn't get me rings tonight as to my
own new furniture, it's very I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Yeah, I just don't think it's a great no, great start.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
You're like together well, and.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Most dudes, I think, go for functionality over aesthetics. So
to him, it's like the couch, it still stands, it works,
so I wouldn't even know what to do. I think
that's fair.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it, Amanda.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Good morning, Good morning girl. You it sound remorseful at
all late on me, said, you do.
Speaker 18 (22:02):
So.
Speaker 14 (22:04):
Yeah, in the process of me going through a divorce
with my now ex husband, we're basically had to handle
some business affairs and needed to meet up with his lawyer,
you know, some information.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
As you do.
Speaker 21 (22:21):
Yeah, and I found him attractive and he actually contacted
me to get some more details about our business.
Speaker 12 (22:30):
And exactly exactly.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
How many how many times did he make complete the fifth.
Speaker 21 (22:40):
I would say about four times?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Okay, did he just like call you and he's like,
do you also want to hang out? Like like any
of this stuff, but do you want to like hang out?
Do you want to come over?
Speaker 21 (22:51):
So he called me and then we were just talking
about business and then it just turned a little bit
more personal. He was commented on my you know, my looks,
and I was like, yeah, I find mutual.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
I'm not a cattle woman anymore.
Speaker 21 (23:05):
A little bit I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah one time.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, so your bench happened to me? Yeah yeah, yeah, alright, Amanda.
One second question at hold, really are you okay?
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Like how does this happened? Because you hear these stories
all the time, like, oh then they did that.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I'm like, you never had your divorce damn step one.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Very yeah first divorce.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah time dude, yeah absolutely, first husband. Yeah,
me going Capital Heights, Mark morning, good morning, I mean,
not your past moment. What happened?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
So girlfriend of two years at the current time, we
were having.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Some some fun time.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Hell yeah, brother, and I guess off in the face
and then I wake up and did you go to sleep?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
That's tough, Yeah, it's tough. Did you play it off
like you really just feeling the moment like Andre Buschelli
or what did you just? What'd you do?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I really couldn't, I really could, but I was I
was snoring apparently.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah that's so yeah, all right, all right, yes, be nice.
I was just really feeling that my eyes are closed.
Is really in the moment just really in the zone.
But the snoring makes a little bit different. That's that's
tough for sure. Let me get this lobbies, Erica, good morning, Hi,
good morning, I girl non impassed moment. What happened?
Speaker 22 (24:42):
So I basically crashed out. My ex cheated, So I
floated his toilet. I took all of the forks out
of the house. I took all of his matches and
lighters so he couldn't smoke once I left. Absolutely, I
knocked everything out of the dresser pop use the pin
to poke the holes in the condoms. I did all
(25:03):
the Oh my god, I took the sheets because I
bought them and I was pregnant at the time, so
it was very bad.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Late well, Erica, the fact that you said you sort
of crash out is hilarious. I have to see a
full crash out.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Now.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
How did you How did you plug the toilets?
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Oh?
Speaker 22 (25:19):
I just put a bunch of toilet paper in it,
you know, like the older Baltimore houses.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
The painting isn't dead.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
No, it didn't take.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Sure, Sure, that's okay. And then the poking the holes
in the in the protection.
Speaker 9 (25:32):
That's terrible.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Yeah, that's uh, we don't judge. No, but now you're
better for it.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Erica.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
On one second, you're in the running. Vote for your
fate over text nine nine three three eight. So I
texted I took a dump on the floor of a
subway and Va.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Beach, whoa, okay, wow, that.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Seems fairly intentional. Yeah, it seems.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Were you just like in the middle of the subway.
We're you know, the subway bathroom. Yeah, I mean, just question.
He just had his foot long and then had to
go I get it. Let me LaToya, good morning, LaToya.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
There, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
There we go see you and your boyfriend ride a
buffet and what happened?
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yeah, so we went to go eat, and you know,
I eat all my food and everything, and I'm still fine.
But when we get home, I start to feel kind
of queasy, and I'm laying in the bed and I'm
telling him, like they I.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Don't feel good. You know, He's like, all right, it's okay,
just lay down, You're gonna be good.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
And then as soon as I tell him, I'm like,
I think I might have the stomach.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Fluid or something. Mid sentence, earl all over him.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Oh wait, how how long were you guys into dating? Like,
how long, guys, you got at that point.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
At the time, I think we were three years and
now eleven years and.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Look at that. Okay, I'll tell you one second, you're
in the running. That's doable.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Yeah, at least it was like three weeks.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
I do think we need like legitimly, that is a
good test, like the first time you're like sickly sick,
to see how your person cares.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
I definitely agree with you.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
They're like f at all risk getting sick for you,
like versus like I'm busy.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
They need this guy, It don't even dang for a
little bit.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
He took the best care of me when I was sick,
and I had actually gone over there to end things
with him, and I was like, you know, I cannot,
so I was trying to, you know, make it last
a little bit longer, but then I heard he made
out with somebody clearing the ballroom, so I ended it anyway.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Booms trashy.
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Yeah it was that kid infection.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Intern John in your Morning show.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Second date updates on internshown in your Morning show brought
to you by Strategic Love Play now playing at the
Signature Theater in Arlington, Virginia. Let's go, Jake, good morning, Hey,
good morning, and man, let's get into this. I got
your email here, but let's kind of build the timeline.
You and Chrissy first met when or you were aware
(27:58):
of her when.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
We, uh we.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Met about three weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I guess you can call it meeting, okay, in person?
Or is that when you match because you guys met
in bumble?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Right, yeah, we matched online?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah, okay, okay, so three weeks ago mash on bumble.
What about Chrissy stood out to you or made her
pop if you will.
Speaker 23 (28:18):
I mean aside that, you know, she's very beautiful, but
you know, one of the things that sort of attracted
to me in her profile was that she said she
wanted to take things slow. Sure, so yeah, it seemed
like we're at least like on the same page that way.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Okay, Yeah, I get that because I know there is
sometimes on the apps it feels like people want to
get married in two weeks and like that is okay.
So in your email, you said you guys started off
talking on the app, texted for a little bit. Uh
coffee day. It was our first time meeting in person.
How'd that go?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Uh?
Speaker 23 (28:51):
Well, uh, you know, we had a good vibe, good conversation.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Okay, did the conversation seem as steamless in person as
did via texting a messaging on the apps, because I
know that can be a bit of an adjustment.
Speaker 23 (29:02):
Yeah, yeah, everything went really well. Yeah, there was no
there were no changes or anything like that. We were
able to kind of pick up conversation in person.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
And you not in your email and hopefully this is
not meant to be embarrassing, but you've been on the
apps for a little bit, but you said of all
the dates you've been on, that was the best first
date you've had.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
That's right, Yeah, okay, in.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Just as far as like the ease of the conversation
or just like the whole the whole package, like everything.
Speaker 23 (29:31):
Whole package, ease of the conversation, like I said, beating
on the same page and you know all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
All right, So we did the coffee date. We do
dinner next week.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Everything's going well there.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Vibes are good, Vibes are yeah, vibes are still great.
Speaker 23 (29:46):
Everything's seemingly going well, and we we even FaceTime a
couple of times, uh, since the dinner date too.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Okay, how long were the face times?
Speaker 23 (29:58):
Actually they were kind of like somewhere, just kind of
quick check ins and then others we talked for a
little bit longer.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
So yeah, they're kind of variable.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
You guys left it with we're gonna see each other
again though, correct, that's yeah, But here we are. It's
been about a week and a half. Nothing from Chrissy,
no responses, She'll if you. This to me was the
biggest kind of honestly alarming. But when you try to
FaceTime instant rejection instantly, I can't ignore, which is not great,
(30:26):
and you have no idea why is that fair?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
And that's that's exactly it.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
So I'm gonna we'll call her, get her on, get
try to get her side. Let me ask this to
just try to paint a picture about how long have
you been single for?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
I've been single now for about a year, okay, and do.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
You know how long she was single for or has been.
Speaker 23 (30:46):
She's been single for a little bit longer.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Okay, all right, so let me try to get her
on because you seem a good swell fella. Yeah, listen
to this show. Obviously you gotta be a high quality.
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Hi, calling for Chrissy please, uh yeah, this is she,
Hey girl, it's uh intern John. I got Sauce and
Rose here as well. Can we talk to you on
the show real quick about something. It's nothing, not bad,
just see a couple of seconds of your time. Sure, okay, sure,
thank you. We're doing a second date update. I got
Jake on the other line here, Jake, if you want
(31:25):
to say hello. Nailed it, and so Chrissy. Jake reached
out to us. He had mentioned you guys, met Bumble
a couple of weeks back, did the talking, did a
coffee date, did dinner, did some facetiming. But he's not
her for you in a little over a week. So
we're just trying to call and see where your head's at.
And I guess what the next step should be if
(31:48):
you will.
Speaker 24 (31:49):
Yeah, well, you know, Jake is really really a nice guy.
Like he said, you know, if we went for coffee,
I need to tell you that, you know, and you
know we just we we really he was a really
nice guy. So I had really high hopes for him.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Okay, wait, okay, you say we had high hopes that.
Speaker 24 (32:08):
Yeah, yeah, actually, I mean I did.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Mean.
Speaker 24 (32:13):
So We're at dinner and I was like just kind
of put that out in the conversation, like, hey, I
have a big birthday coming up, you know. And I
was like, Hey, my birthday party and were a big
bash at my place. You know, you don't have to come,
but I'd love to have you come. And he never
showed up. I mean, I was telling my girlfriends like this,
really cute.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Guys come to the party, et cetera, cetera.
Speaker 24 (32:34):
And all of a sudden, I'm like I'm waiting for
him to come. Doesn't He totally goes to me, did
not come to the party.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I was like, okay, okay, you're rude, So okay, Jake
your thoughts.
Speaker 23 (32:50):
I mean, I mean, you did say if I wanted
to come, I could come.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
You didn't invite me.
Speaker 23 (32:57):
It was like you left the option up to me.
Speaker 12 (33:00):
And.
Speaker 24 (33:03):
I thought we really had this chemistry, and I thought like, well,
maybe she'll be between the lines. I think I really
wanted to come, and you just didn't show up.
Speaker 9 (33:12):
I was like I thought we had something, and so
it was like, oh.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Okay, okay, so that's a little unfair. Okay, So just
just so I on the same page. Chrissy, your thought
is you put the feeler out there, Hey, come to
my birthday party. You must have told your friends and
whoever said they're okay, this guy I'm talking to is
coming right.
Speaker 18 (33:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
And Jake, your your thought is it was more of
a like, come if you want to, not necessarily a
full invite.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
That is exactly what she said.
Speaker 9 (33:42):
Okay, so you want.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
To come, you can come.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Okay, let me just I'm gonna put you guys in hold.
Are you a team Jake or team Chrissy?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Men, men, let me start with that, because of course,
of course, as a dude man hospitalized after eating six
point six pounds of gummies in three days? Are you okay, sir?
Now why are you eating so many gummies? Yeah? And
so his name is Nathan. He's a truck driver. I
guess he likes the you know, there's like Coca Cola
(34:16):
gummies or like the bowles of coke that Yeah, now
they are fantastic. Well, yes, they're very good. They're good.
I don't know if icking stomach six pounds, six half
pounds at that point do seven pounds? You was, come on, bruh,
at least even number some real food? Yeah, so uh
so it was over ten thousand calories worth of gummy bears.
That is so many and hard belief. He started experiencing
(34:39):
physical symptoms shortly after you said. This was within like
three days. Yeah, over the course three days. I bet
he felt bad. Day one, he goes, I can't imagine
why I feel bad. They probably need to drink some water,
probably what is I was probably in sleep well last night. Yeah,
he was taking the emergency room with severe abdominal pain, sweating,
high blood pressure, and cold sweat. Usually initially I thought
he was suffering from food poisoning for test reveal. The
(35:02):
high levels of gelatine is digestive tract. Yeah would be bad.
So basically it's a issues like inflammation of the colon.
So yeah, large consuming large amounts of gelatin can cause
the risk of a slower movement down there if you will,
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
Oh that poor guy was stopped up.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
I will bet you cash. He after the third day,
either his mom, his sister. His girlfriend, a female in
his life, said, go to the hospital, dummy.
Speaker 25 (35:36):
If you don't go to the hospital, I'm going to
find you guaranteed.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Guaranteed. So how men of may of this long? It's
a good question. It's a miracle.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
There you go, just the good stuff.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
This is injured John and your Morning Shows in.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Case you missed it, Abby, good morning, Good morning. Your
confession girl laid on us.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Okay, So I'm only twenty one.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
My boyfriend is twenty two. We've been dating for two years,
but like almost three years. My parents know that we're engaged.
But what they don't know is that we're actually already married.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Look at that. Okay, and so been married for how long?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (36:16):
Since August?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
We did it on his family, damn. Okay, his.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
Family doesn't know either. We took a day to ourselves
and like just want he did it?
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Okay, I love that.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
And so is the plan then to just like let
things settle and then tell our friends and family, or
as a plan to like have a semi donline.
Speaker 12 (36:42):
Yeah, I think we're just gonna have a ceremony down
the line and just just never different.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
I mean, maybe we'll.
Speaker 18 (36:47):
Tell them after the fact.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
They were already because they do know they we're.
Speaker 21 (36:51):
Like engaged, but like they don't know that.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
Like we're actually already married. I will say, I think
it's some.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
Because yeah, my sister got married like she eloped, and
then the reason my dad found out was because she
had a picture frame with her actual wedding date on it,
and it never made sense.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Damned.
Speaker 25 (37:13):
It was like like yeah, ten years later, but still
it was like what do you mean, well, Abby, is
there a reason why we haven't told people or is
it one of those things? Whereas the spur of the
moment thing on the trip, like you might as well.
Speaker 12 (37:24):
Do it now, was that even spur of the moment,
I think we even like planned it before we went
kind of okay and we just didn't want to tell anybody,
like we we still it was like actually like we
still we didn't have like a ceremony, but it was
still like on the beach and like we just kind
of got there. It was like literally just us.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I'm just I feel proud know that I know before
your family does.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
It's the only.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
Person, I will say, the only person that does know
is his sister.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Okay, And as long as you guys are happy. That's
all matters.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
That she was like, she was fine with it. She
didn't tell anybody, and she because she accidentally found out.
She was like, where are you guys going? Because she
was trying to do stuff with us, like like we
can't yeah, yeah, we were like we can't hang with
you today.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
We're busy. All right, Abby, one second, you're in the
running now jessum here let me go, uh fake name Megan,
Good morning, I'm doing. Wow, you're a secret? Involves ex husband.
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (38:29):
So he had cheated on me multiple times?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Like I just whatever?
Speaker 19 (38:34):
And so now his new wife is cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Oh.
Speaker 19 (38:39):
She took the kids to the gas station one day
and message dude, and my kids called her, Oh and
how do you because they called me to call meet them.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Oh god, okay, And so does your ex husband know
he's getting his karma or is he gonna find out that?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Oh wow?
Speaker 19 (38:57):
We were plotting against it because they thought them different
stuff about me saying I was seating. Hell no, they
found out the truth from his mom and everybody else.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Sure his mom's near side. That's a good sign.
Speaker 13 (39:11):
So crazy that they would talk like he would tell
your kids that like that, that's just information they don't
need to know.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
But so the woman that he's with now, Fake da Megan,
is that did he cheat on you with this trolloppe?
Speaker 8 (39:23):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
They do say how you find him.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
As with married his ex brother in law?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
What?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Okay, there's a lot to process there, can I guess?
And and and the offense dune.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Doc they married?
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Dang close? All right, Fake Dave Megan one second run him.
We don't judge. You can vote for your favor over
text nine ninety three three eight let me go fake
names Savannah, good morning. Hey, I'm too well, give me
your secret friend.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
I have to choose my words very carefully.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Yes, yes, we.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
Uh and I have a kid in the party.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
After four and a half years of no time, I
was on vacation and I was in Florida and this
person came over and was like.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
Talking to us and stuff.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
And he walked over to my friend while talking to
me and gave me a phone. Remember, and I was like, well,
who do you want to talk to? And he was like, well,
you're in the pools. I'm giving it to her for you.
And I was like okay. So we found an empty
room in the hotel.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
And wrestled and yeah, okay, now, and the reason that
this is a problem is because we have a boyfriend, Yes,
was boyfriend with us on the trip or now, okay,
in the race that you said four and a half
years of no fun time was just because things have
been busy, things have been off.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
A little bit of everything. I mean, we have a
busy a very very busy home life, sure, but you know,
on top of that, it's like, you know, he's older
and you know, and I was like, you need to
go get this fix, like there's no embarrassment here, like
because it's starting to affect me.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Say, far and a half years is a long time,
especially if like you're actively trying. Eventually it's like you
stop trying. And then I don't know that.
Speaker 8 (41:35):
I stopped trying like two years ago, like I'm.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Whatever, Yeah, no, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
And I kind of and I kind of told him,
which I don't think he thought I was serious.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
I kind of told him.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I was like, I'm just gonna go do whatever I want.
I'm like, you don't care enough to fix it, then
this is what the deal is, okay, And I mean
I really don't think he thought was.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Sure now the truth. Sure, I told the truth real
real quick on a scale of one to ten. Faking
of Savannah, how was.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It good enough for talking?
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Okay? All right, Oh you're still talking to that person?
You see them again?
Speaker 8 (42:16):
Huh? She might come here?
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Okay, all right, we don't judge. Hold on faking Savannah.
You're in the running. Vote for your favorite nine nine
three three to text. I will say, four and a
half years is a long time. I went to win
sixteen years and that was crazy. Uh oh yeah, bra
yeah so but yeah, that's okay. Vote for your favorite
text nine nine three three eight just the good stuff.
Speaker 24 (42:44):
Injured John in your morning.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
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In case you a missive? Yours? Truly?
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My name is so do You can follow me all
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see Q pictures of my dog Teddy. But see what
my wife More and I are going to be for
Halloween this year. We always love, you know, dressing up
for Halloween when we go to Hallow weekend and it's
doing fun little TikTok, you know, because that's what Halloween's
all about, right, doing tiktoks and costumes, but.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
We want to see your costumes.
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Speaker 4 (43:33):
It's like a podcast for.
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People that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Intern John in your morning show, Yeah, in case you
missed it,
Two one, Start It Up, Man Waking Up, This is
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show with Injured Johnny, Your mora.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sho.
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Yo's Hoody back again with another I See why am I?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
In case you missed it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Where we kept the best bits, the best segments, the
best everything of this past week of intern Johnny Morning Show.
But well, I guess you enjoy that way Come Monday morning,
when you're recovering from the first of many hollow weekends.
You know the NZ outs, the allabouts of this here show,
and it is, you know, week one of hollow weekend.
It's the beginning really of hollow week if you think
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about it, what you're doing Nightmare on m Street in
d C or anything else let us know at YMS Radio.
But let's kick off this week's in case you miss
it with what did you accidentally see? No, you weren't
supposed to see it, but you saw it in Forever Scar.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Do you think name mark in morning? It's going great?
So are you working a host?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Thank you for that you saw what that you weren't
supposed to.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
I was going to a storeroom that is not really
utilized that often, and I went back there and not
a correcting anything, and I opened the door and there
were two doctors and there getting it on.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Look at that, okay, And did you have any suspicion
Did you have any suspicion they were hucking up prior?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
No, No, not at all. I didn't even know whom
to be honest with. You went over the door in
the baby stream, and I didn't know who was I
shut it and I just kind of walked away. I
heard stories of that happened in the hospital, but that
was the first time I'd ever heard experienced.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Okay, first time though, But was it the last time?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Mark?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I'm not sure We'll have to see you.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Okay, that's true. It can happen today. Let me say, like,
as you see somebody else. You know what I'm saying. Okay,
I have fake name Mark. One second, you're in the running.
Let me go fake name Amanda. Good morning. I'm doing well.
So you were at a friend's house and you saw
what that you weren't supposed to see.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yes, I was at a friend's house visiting and I
was in the guest room. She told me at my
suitcase in the closet, and I had seen two inflatable companions.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Yeah, flotation devices, Yeah, okay, I mean in company sometimes.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And so in the.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Gas room or were they on the bed? Were they standing?
Were they hanging in the closet? So did you but
not fakeding, Amanda? Did you look in the closet to
see if there's anything?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, just saw that opened the door, closed it one
about my day?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Now, were you surprised or no?
Speaker 8 (02:37):
A little bit?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
All right? Fake Anta one second? Your running? I know
you would have yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 9 (02:43):
I'd be like, do you use the dinner table with them?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
It's very eg geen like watch Monlee. Well, mother wouldn't
like that. Oh if you know, you know, let me
you know. Yeah, Mary, good morning, good morning. This was
your parents? Oh no, you saw what Mary?
Speaker 10 (03:05):
So I slept the night at my parents house one
night and they have a spare room and my mom
told me to go in there. I looked for sheets
and they had the two like plastic things with the drawers,
and I opened the wrong one and it was full
of fun time toys.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, we're not talking about like bopp It or Cat's Cradle.
Speaker 10 (03:22):
We're talking we're talking about like adult fun time toys.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Sue, and so was it kind of I guess nice married, Like,
oh mom and dad still having fun where it's like
no fun of any kind should be allowed?
Speaker 11 (03:36):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I was very scarce.
Speaker 10 (03:41):
Also, it's kind of like why isn't it Like why
is it in the guest room?
Speaker 12 (03:44):
Why is it not in your bedroom somewhere?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Like what?
Speaker 13 (03:47):
Why would she send you in there? Knowing that they
were in there for you to potential?
Speaker 14 (03:51):
Was like, oh, I forgot.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's kind of a.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Power move my parents guest room this weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Purpose, Yeah, I would do that for sure. Marry one
second you're in the running. You were going through your
parents guests from this weekend?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Yeah, because I was sick and they were taking care
of me. And on Monday, I was like, I wonder
what's in here? My mom was like, oh, you know,
because I kept asking for clothes. I was like, I
didn't plan on being there, and she's like, you know,
you have your own drawer and I was like, no,
because you keep making me take everything to my apartment.
And my drawer consisted of dry, rotted little cross sworts
(04:25):
and a sweatshirt that she sole from me.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
And that was it.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
That was There's two things in there, so then start
going through everything else. And I took some I.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Like how you had to add the sweatshirt was stolen
from you.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
It was stlid and I took I took it back anyway,
but I took some of my brothers and crosswords too,
So okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
But didn't you there now, because didn't you find?
Speaker 9 (04:45):
I did?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I did?
Speaker 7 (04:46):
I found, unfortunately, because I don't like to go in
my parents' room anymore, not that I ever go up
there anyway, because I don't live there. I found some
nipple stuff mom's nightstand.
Speaker 9 (04:58):
My chid did not, okay, sometimes does never need to see.
So okay, after that day, I was like, no, okay, no,
they're Jamaica. They're fun right now.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I mean she told the other story, ask me no, yeah, no,
I'll just say quickly, I want to say what you found?
Uh Rose, So Sauce was being babysit and decided to
climb the bookcases like she was Kevin Mchaws and she
don't say what it is, but she found her dad's
(05:29):
and they went and showed the babysitter. That's terrible. What
my question was, what was the babysitter doing. How old.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Were you?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I was like the eight year old saw climbing bookshelves
somewhere in the house, and then it's terrifying.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Oh no, she also like one time, let me throw
baby powder everywhere when I was like six or seven,
and I got in so much trouble because obviously I
was destructive with this is the baby powder.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
It's the same one that called in that one time Nica.
Oh do you remember that?
Speaker 9 (05:59):
Though Mona got so much.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Trouble because of you, Why is she let you throw
baby powder?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I think she had a guy over and so she's
like off with her though, like I know since.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I was born.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Okay, that just answered the question.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
So she's like, that's I think they're watching Sesame Street.
They were street. That's what they taught me. That's what
they're good.
Speaker 15 (06:19):
Sure do we not do that, but they told you
they were watching Sesame Street.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
And they go in the meantime, take the baby powder
and go play.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
I don't know why I did that. I want attention, clearly.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah clearly at eight years old.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Yeah you were Yeah, I just I needed attention. I
was deprived.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Well, you know, thank god he grew out of that.
I think, I mean, could you imagine if you were
still an adult wanting attention.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Done, you have no room to talk.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
You're true? What are you trying to say?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Mister I? I feel like you're you're the sience. You're
Leo and like it just as you in the center
and then everyone else.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
At least you think that that is what you think.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
For you, I am the alpha of what everything?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Why why just put your jaws during your mouth?
Speaker 15 (07:14):
What we're I'm leaving. We're still on the air. I've
done enough, real quick.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Yeah, cheaters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's War of the Roses on intern Johnny your morning
shows in case you missed it, Hi, Jake.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
My name is Emily. I'm calling you from a new
flower shop. We're offering you a free bouquet of a
dozen roses. We're just trying out some new marketing.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Emily.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
It's okay, I don't do these solicitation calls. Okay, I appreciate.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
You get that.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
We're just we're just brand new. We're trying to get
more foot traffic before the holidays. We don't need your
credit card info or anything. It's just a way for
you know, you to look better maybe if you have
someone to send them to, and then that will, hopefully
in the future help out my mom's new flower shop.
We're just, you know, help help your local economy. But
if you don't want to, I get it. I just
feel like a free bouquet of roses is easier to
(08:05):
you know, promote something than Instagram ads and stuff.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
So this isn't like one of those scam calls or
anything like that.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
No, I literally hate talking on the phone, so I
don't want to do this. I just thought it's the
best way, and so far it's been working this kind
of marketing. So uh, if you have a business, yeah,
maybe could try it out.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
And you said it it's a free it's free.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Well, we just like have a plethora right now. So
we're trying to get rhythms. It's not really like that
time of year, and they're red, so, I mean people
are always sending roses, but not as many as we have.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
We just got some really nice ones.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
So oh wow, that sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
So you're in. It sounds like you're in.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
You have someone. I know you have someone to send
them to. Jake, I can tell.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
You know. I love the idea of a free anything free.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
Yeah, and then hopefully you just love them some.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Actually you use this in the future, like during the
holidays instead of you know, a national chain any stipulations
with this, never you know, we just want to get
them out. We want to hook you up, and if
you don't like them, that sucks for us. But this
is not gonna do anything for you, so it's not gonna,
you know, ruin your day hopefully.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Okay, Well, I guess in that case, sign me up.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Okay, who do you want to send them to?
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Well, let's see, I would love to send them to
somebody that I've been talking to dating for about three
months four months now. Her name is Rachel.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
And then what do you want the car to say?
It's your typical flower card, So.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
I would love for it to say like these roses
are love and lust will never die.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Like these roses are love will never.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Die, love and lust.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Yeah, all right, let me just put you on hold
so we can get that together. Then I'll get an out.
That's okay? Is that cool?
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Okay, so that's great?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Okay, real quick, So Rachel, I'm sorry, I maybe Textan
the whole time, but I Eric is he talk to
the person online. Nine, So Rachel, he sent them to you,
which is good. But hold on, is this Stephanie? Hello?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
So you you Stephanie? You know Jake?
Speaker 16 (10:28):
Yeah, for about three years and five years prior to that,
because he's my damn husband.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
It's not awkward. Wow.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I don't think that's true. I don't he's not married.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
Yeah, it is true.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, can you verify that, Stephanie.
Speaker 16 (10:48):
The whole dog dying bit that he has going, that's
pretty amazing being that our dog Rocky is very well
and alive and is pooped on the floor yet last night,
very very much so alive.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Okay, it could be a about that.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Okay, Okay, So are we I don't mean I'm not
disbelieving you? So are we saying then that Rachel has
been at y'all's place then? And that was.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
No, it's probably his brother's place.
Speaker 16 (11:18):
Most likely his brother lives by.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Where is his brother's place?
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Yeah? Is it by the airport because his brother is
a pilot, he's never home.
Speaker 17 (11:27):
Yeah, I mean his place is by the airport.
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 16 (11:31):
Does he have a tattoo on it on the back
of the shoulder for Penn State by chance.
Speaker 18 (11:36):
That's yeah, he has a tattoo.
Speaker 17 (11:40):
Yeah, it's like a I don't know, like it looks
like a like a big cat or something like a
jaguar or panther or something like that.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
So if you guys want, he's on hold, I can
just be on.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, bring him.
Speaker 19 (11:52):
I literally I cannot believe this.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Okay, But Rachel, I just want to make sure too.
You had no idea he was married.
Speaker 17 (11:58):
I had literally no idea.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12 (12:01):
I wouldn't have to marry.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Matt, not you.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Okay, So let's just this real quick on on uh, Jake,
are you there.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
All right?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Hey man, real quick. My name's intern John. I got
sauce here as well. We're doing a war of the
rose in the show, and you let you know that
some good news bad news. You did send the roses
to your girlfriend, Rachel. That's the good news. The bad
news is your wife, Stephanie's on the line too. Stephanie.
If you want to.
Speaker 16 (12:27):
Say hello, yeah, I want to say more than hello,
but I think I'll have my divorce attorney say it
for me, because this is we're done.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
We are done.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Jake.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
I'm sorry, I'm confused, but.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yeah, so Jake, you know you're not confused.
Speaker 16 (12:44):
You're confused that you got caught, You're not confused.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Going on for three.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Months, I think the line is crossed.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Jake, you sent the roses. You sent the roses to
your girlfriend Rachel are three months? We heard you say that.
But you've been married for years and your dog's alive.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
Yeah, that's messed up. All of it's messed up.
Speaker 17 (13:07):
Honestly, Like, first of all, I don't even understand how
you could do this to me. But secondly, I actually
don't understand how you could do.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
This to your wife.
Speaker 18 (13:14):
Yeah, forget me.
Speaker 17 (13:15):
Analyis like you have a wife, Like what is wrong
with you? Like seriously, what's possessing You're going to go
on bumble and try to be dating these girls?
Speaker 18 (13:23):
Like it's like it's really disgusting.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
As a betan man, I hate to say this to
either of you. There's there's definitely more.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
There's definitely more.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Also, how many girls are line to you about your
dog dying?
Speaker 9 (13:34):
That's sick. All of it's sick. That's weird.
Speaker 17 (13:38):
I'll send you anything that you want, like if you
want all the text messages you want, like the voice
methods like I am. I am so pissed off right now,
I'm so completely done.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
You're it's more bad. Do you have anything you want
to say?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Step I think the line is crossed.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
You can hear.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
But Jake, you're the one that sent roses to your
girlfriend Rachel, Yeah that was you.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
No, that's sake. News of this.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Bro hey man, God, blessing car brother. Your need, well,
I'm not your need, and.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
We'll send you everything.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
And Rachel, I'm sorry, there's nothing.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
There's nothing, No, there is.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Well, that'd be the judge, and then also the judge.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Dale or of roses is cretacked and possibly edited broadcasts
with permission granted from all participants. Want more roses, go
to y MS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
This is the training news that other stations are too
afraid to talk about.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
Yeah they are okay.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Pubic hair wigs are the newest craze among trendy Russian women.
Speaker 13 (14:47):
I ask a question, how is this a new trendy
thing when mors have been around.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
For a while, When west around for a while, that's
called a murkin. Oh, how's aman?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
I don't know that.
Speaker 13 (14:58):
It's it's exactly what you're talking about. It's a two
paper down there. Why google it? I had to google
it because I was like, I know, this is a thing,
and I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
So I googled it, and it's called you're allowed.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
To refuse to do anything, sauce. That thing's dying, so
make noise. According to Russian media, the popularity the pubic
hair wigs has skyrocketed in recent months. Why well, they
say Both young men and women are flocking to the
online stores and marketplaces for realistic wigs. They're saying because
they want to adhere to their natural look of another
region's inspired by the nineties, little throwback if you will.
(15:34):
But here's the thing, glad you said that, Sauce. They
don't want to grow out their own hair for multiple reasons. Some,
they say, opted for permanent hair removal makes it difficult.
Other is someone to deal with the itchiness of growing hair.
Hey to write it to your friend, I feel like
that's gonna be itchy, like regardless, because it's still something dominant.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
It's a little like little cry for fun times. Yeah, sure,
I start but dazzling it though, like.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
To I know that's an actual thing.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Yeah, like Zodiac Academy, like the unicorns do that. So
I'm like, can you be like that?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
The unicornsdags?
Speaker 9 (16:11):
What's a series? Whatever? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Hold on what series? Were they bedazzled themselves down there?
Speaker 9 (16:19):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Are they actually unicorns?
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Well in the book, yes, the unicorns, that is what
they do. Okay, why do not because they.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Don't ask me?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Don't see the questions?
Speaker 9 (16:30):
That warns John?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I'm sorry, Wait, what are these.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
Books called Zodiac Academy?
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Okay, you hate your life and you want to hate
the more to start, there's like twenty books all together.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Everything.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Well, here's the beauty. They're relatively expensive. You can get
hair extensions for about seven dollars.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
I got some tape ins I don't use anymore if
you want to borrow them.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
John, the high whatever, John, the high end ones are
two hundred and forty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Wow, So.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
I asked, like, where is the hair come from? Is
the other question?
Speaker 9 (17:09):
Doesn't it does?
Speaker 13 (17:11):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
This is intern John, and your morning show is in
case you.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Listed going through something, you want to talk to the
people in your life about it. That's why you ask
for a friend, because somebody listening has been in your shoes.
Let's go. Fake name Jamie, Good morning, Good morning. So
your question of All's boyfriend, you guys have been together
for how long? It's been two years now, Okay? And
this kind of stems from an ultimatum. What's going on?
Speaker 18 (17:42):
Yeah, it's been two years. I'm not getting any younger.
So I told him we need to take the next
step in our relationship. Either we start to live together
or I get my ring.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Okay. He chose what option.
Speaker 18 (17:55):
He chose to move in together.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Okay, And so what's the issue.
Speaker 18 (18:00):
The issue is, my boyfriend has a front boy apartment
and I refuse to be around that type of furniture
like it was cute ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
But this is a new stage in your life.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I needs you to change.
Speaker 18 (18:14):
What's what's going on in the place?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Okay? So you you've been moving in with him?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, I'll be moving in with him.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Okay. So your kind of thought is like, uh, you know,
either way, if either had to buy a ring and
she's not buying the ring, it's almost like he has
to take that money and invest it into furniture. For
you guys.
Speaker 18 (18:31):
Yes, he's falling apart, really.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Old, and so is he. I'm assuming he's not in
agreeance with that.
Speaker 18 (18:40):
No, he doesn't want to change it.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Okay, And so if it comes to him not wanting
to buy a new furniture, where does that leave you.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Frustrated?
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Would you buy the furniture yourself? Or is your thought
like it's his place so he should be fronting the money.
Speaker 18 (18:58):
I don't mind buying it, but I don't know if
he'll be okay, because it's his foot.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Okay, that's the thing, all right?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Can I put you and hold one second?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Well, they gets you and hold sauce? What are you thinking?
Speaker 7 (19:10):
I mean she wants the ring or moving in with
each other. So part of being in a serious relationship
and you know, eventually having a home and family and
getting married and all that stuff is compromise. And if
he can't agree with that, or he just seems like
he's like very like complacent and you can't get to
the next step. I don't think he's the one for you, unfortunately.
(19:31):
I just don't think he's ready to settle down. It
sounds like and then like forcing his hand. I I
just don't think that ever works. Yeah, not like in
a healthy way, Like it's not gonna it's not gonna
be fulfilling the.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Way that you want to be.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
I think it does seem like from seeing my friends
have that happen.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yeah, and my man's dragging his feet maybe.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Yeah, that's what it seems like. So I don't know.
I sure move in, but you can have a conversation
with him about the front or again. But if he's
not gonna do it, yeah, I mean he's not gonna
do it, then you're gonna have to do it, and
then he's gonna be like, I don't even know where
I live anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, that's fair. That's a very fair rose your thoughts.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
The mentality behind this is all very like contradictory. I
feel like because she's saying she wants to move into
his place, which would then make it their place.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Correct.
Speaker 13 (20:17):
However, she said she's not gonna buy the furniture because
it's his place. Yeah, like, I don't know if he
would want it because it's his place. If you're gonna
move into somebody, it's like it's it doesn't it's not
their place anymore more. It's your place too, because you
are most likely contributing to the bills, the rent, all
that stuff.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
And I agree with Sauce.
Speaker 13 (20:37):
I feel like ultimatums are kind of just icky, and
it seems as if he's like, well, I don't want
to break up and I don't want to get married,
so I guess I'll just have you move in and
he's not gonna replace the furniture because he doesn't take
you seriously. Like, it doesn't seem like he's taking the
relationship as seriously as you would like him to.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Yeah, he's just doing this to get you to shish.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah. I've always believe that dudes are really good at
buying time. Yeah, and like it seems like this is
kind of buying time. But also maybe it's not intentional,
but it doesn't kind of seem like a hostile takeover.
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Like she's like, and you better change that fronture and
then she's like, yeah, oh look a front house.
Speaker 20 (21:17):
Like, girl, you already knew that very demanding, like you
knew going yeah, you knew going into it that that
was not the furniture you wanted. And then to be like,
well you didn't get me rings tonight as to my
own new furniture, it's very I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Yeah, I just don't think it's a great no, great start.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
You're like together well, and.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Most dudes, I think, go for functionality over aesthetics. So
to him, it's like the couch, it still stands, it works,
so I wouldn't even know what to do. I think
that's fair.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it, Amanda.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Good morning, Good morning girl. You it sound remorseful at
all late on me, said, you do.
Speaker 18 (22:02):
So.
Speaker 14 (22:04):
Yeah, in the process of me going through a divorce
with my now ex husband, we're basically had to handle
some business affairs and needed to meet up with his lawyer,
you know, some information.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
As you do.
Speaker 21 (22:21):
Yeah, and I found him attractive and he actually contacted
me to get some more details about our business.
Speaker 12 (22:30):
And exactly exactly.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
How many how many times did he make complete the fifth.
Speaker 21 (22:40):
I would say about four times?
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Okay, did he just like call you and he's like,
do you also want to hang out? Like like any
of this stuff, but do you want to like hang out?
Do you want to come over?
Speaker 21 (22:51):
So he called me and then we were just talking
about business and then it just turned a little bit
more personal. He was commented on my you know, my looks,
and I was like, yeah, I find mutual.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
I'm not a cattle woman anymore.
Speaker 21 (23:05):
A little bit I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah one time.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, so your bench happened to me? Yeah yeah, yeah, alright, Amanda.
One second question at hold, really are you okay?
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Like how does this happened? Because you hear these stories
all the time, like, oh then they did that.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I'm like, you never had your divorce damn step one.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Very yeah first divorce.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah time dude, yeah absolutely, first husband. Yeah,
me going Capital Heights, Mark morning, good morning, I mean,
not your past moment. What happened?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
So girlfriend of two years at the current time, we
were having.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Some some fun time.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Hell yeah, brother, and I guess off in the face
and then I wake up and did you go to sleep?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
That's tough, Yeah, it's tough. Did you play it off
like you really just feeling the moment like Andre Buschelli
or what did you just? What'd you do?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I really couldn't, I really could, but I was I
was snoring apparently.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah that's so yeah, all right, all right, yes, be nice.
I was just really feeling that my eyes are closed.
Is really in the moment just really in the zone.
But the snoring makes a little bit different. That's that's
tough for sure. Let me get this lobbies, Erica, good morning, Hi,
good morning, I girl non impassed moment. What happened?
Speaker 22 (24:42):
So I basically crashed out. My ex cheated, So I
floated his toilet. I took all of the forks out
of the house. I took all of his matches and
lighters so he couldn't smoke once I left. Absolutely, I
knocked everything out of the dresser pop use the pin
to poke the holes in the condoms. I did all
(25:03):
the Oh my god, I took the sheets because I
bought them and I was pregnant at the time, so
it was very bad.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Late well, Erica, the fact that you said you sort
of crash out is hilarious. I have to see a
full crash out.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Now.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
How did you How did you plug the toilets?
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Oh?
Speaker 22 (25:19):
I just put a bunch of toilet paper in it,
you know, like the older Baltimore houses.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
The painting isn't dead.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
No, it didn't take.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Sure, Sure, that's okay. And then the poking the holes
in the in the protection.
Speaker 9 (25:32):
That's terrible.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Yeah, that's uh, we don't judge. No, but now you're
better for it.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Erica.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
On one second, you're in the running. Vote for your
fate over text nine nine three three eight. So I
texted I took a dump on the floor of a
subway and Va.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Beach, whoa, okay, wow, that.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Seems fairly intentional. Yeah, it seems.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Were you just like in the middle of the subway.
We're you know, the subway bathroom. Yeah, I mean, just question.
He just had his foot long and then had to
go I get it. Let me LaToya, good morning, LaToya.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
There, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
There we go see you and your boyfriend ride a
buffet and what happened?
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yeah, so we went to go eat, and you know,
I eat all my food and everything, and I'm still fine.
But when we get home, I start to feel kind
of queasy, and I'm laying in the bed and I'm
telling him, like they I.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Don't feel good. You know, He's like, all right, it's okay,
just lay down, You're gonna be good.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
And then as soon as I tell him, I'm like,
I think I might have the stomach.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Fluid or something. Mid sentence, earl all over him.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Oh wait, how how long were you guys into dating? Like,
how long, guys, you got at that point.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
At the time, I think we were three years and
now eleven years and.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Look at that. Okay, I'll tell you one second, you're
in the running. That's doable.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Yeah, at least it was like three weeks.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
I do think we need like legitimly, that is a
good test, like the first time you're like sickly sick,
to see how your person cares.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
I definitely agree with you.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
They're like f at all risk getting sick for you,
like versus like I'm busy.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
They need this guy, It don't even dang for a
little bit.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
He took the best care of me when I was sick,
and I had actually gone over there to end things
with him, and I was like, you know, I cannot,
so I was trying to, you know, make it last
a little bit longer, but then I heard he made
out with somebody clearing the ballroom, so I ended it anyway.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Booms trashy.
Speaker 9 (27:26):
Yeah it was that kid infection.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Intern John in your Morning show.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Second date updates on internshown in your Morning show brought
to you by Strategic Love Play now playing at the
Signature Theater in Arlington, Virginia. Let's go, Jake, good morning, Hey,
good morning, and man, let's get into this. I got
your email here, but let's kind of build the timeline.
You and Chrissy first met when or you were aware
(27:58):
of her when.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
We, uh we.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Met about three weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I guess you can call it meeting, okay, in person?
Or is that when you match because you guys met
in bumble?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Right, yeah, we matched online?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Yeah, okay, okay, so three weeks ago mash on bumble.
What about Chrissy stood out to you or made her
pop if you will.
Speaker 23 (28:18):
I mean aside that, you know, she's very beautiful, but
you know, one of the things that sort of attracted
to me in her profile was that she said she
wanted to take things slow. Sure, so yeah, it seemed
like we're at least like on the same page that way.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Okay, Yeah, I get that because I know there is
sometimes on the apps it feels like people want to
get married in two weeks and like that is okay.
So in your email, you said you guys started off
talking on the app, texted for a little bit. Uh
coffee day. It was our first time meeting in person.
How'd that go?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Uh?
Speaker 23 (28:51):
Well, uh, you know, we had a good vibe, good conversation.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Okay, did the conversation seem as steamless in person as
did via texting a messaging on the apps, because I
know that can be a bit of an adjustment.
Speaker 23 (29:02):
Yeah, yeah, everything went really well. Yeah, there was no
there were no changes or anything like that. We were
able to kind of pick up conversation in person.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
And you not in your email and hopefully this is
not meant to be embarrassing, but you've been on the
apps for a little bit, but you said of all
the dates you've been on, that was the best first
date you've had.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
That's right, Yeah, okay, in.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Just as far as like the ease of the conversation
or just like the whole the whole package, like everything.
Speaker 23 (29:31):
Whole package, ease of the conversation, like I said, beating
on the same page and you know all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
All right, So we did the coffee date. We do
dinner next week.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Everything's going well there.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Vibes are good, Vibes are yeah, vibes are still great.
Speaker 23 (29:46):
Everything's seemingly going well, and we we even FaceTime a
couple of times, uh, since the dinner date too.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Okay, how long were the face times?
Speaker 23 (29:58):
Actually they were kind of like somewhere, just kind of
quick check ins and then others we talked for a
little bit longer.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
So yeah, they're kind of variable.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
You guys left it with we're gonna see each other
again though, correct, that's yeah, But here we are. It's
been about a week and a half. Nothing from Chrissy,
no responses, She'll if you. This to me was the
biggest kind of honestly alarming. But when you try to
FaceTime instant rejection instantly, I can't ignore, which is not great,
(30:26):
and you have no idea why is that fair?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
And that's that's exactly it.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
So I'm gonna we'll call her, get her on, get
try to get her side. Let me ask this to
just try to paint a picture about how long have
you been single for?
Speaker 4 (30:40):
I've been single now for about a year, okay, and do.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
You know how long she was single for or has been.
Speaker 23 (30:46):
She's been single for a little bit longer.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Okay, all right, so let me try to get her
on because you seem a good swell fella. Yeah, listen
to this show. Obviously you gotta be a high quality.
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Hi, calling for Chrissy please, uh yeah, this is she,
Hey girl, it's uh intern John. I got Sauce and
Rose here as well. Can we talk to you on
the show real quick about something. It's nothing, not bad,
just see a couple of seconds of your time. Sure, okay, sure,
thank you. We're doing a second date update. I got
Jake on the other line here, Jake, if you want
(31:25):
to say hello. Nailed it, and so Chrissy. Jake reached
out to us. He had mentioned you guys, met Bumble
a couple of weeks back, did the talking, did a
coffee date, did dinner, did some facetiming. But he's not
her for you in a little over a week. So
we're just trying to call and see where your head's at.
And I guess what the next step should be if
(31:48):
you will.
Speaker 24 (31:49):
Yeah, well, you know, Jake is really really a nice guy.
Like he said, you know, if we went for coffee,
I need to tell you that, you know, and you
know we just we we really he was a really
nice guy. So I had really high hopes for him.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Okay, wait, okay, you say we had high hopes that.
Speaker 24 (32:08):
Yeah, yeah, actually, I mean I did.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Mean.
Speaker 24 (32:13):
So We're at dinner and I was like just kind
of put that out in the conversation, like, hey, I
have a big birthday coming up, you know. And I
was like, Hey, my birthday party and were a big
bash at my place. You know, you don't have to come,
but I'd love to have you come. And he never
showed up. I mean, I was telling my girlfriends like this,
really cute.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Guys come to the party, et cetera, cetera.
Speaker 24 (32:34):
And all of a sudden, I'm like I'm waiting for
him to come. Doesn't He totally goes to me, did
not come to the party.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I was like, okay, okay, you're rude, So okay, Jake
your thoughts.
Speaker 23 (32:50):
I mean, I mean, you did say if I wanted
to come, I could come.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
You didn't invite me.
Speaker 23 (32:57):
It was like you left the option up to me.
Speaker 12 (33:00):
And.
Speaker 24 (33:03):
I thought we really had this chemistry, and I thought like, well,
maybe she'll be between the lines. I think I really
wanted to come, and you just didn't show up.
Speaker 9 (33:12):
I was like I thought we had something, and so
it was like, oh.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Okay, okay, so that's a little unfair. Okay, So just
just so I on the same page. Chrissy, your thought
is you put the feeler out there, Hey, come to
my birthday party. You must have told your friends and
whoever said they're okay, this guy I'm talking to is
coming right.
Speaker 18 (33:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
And Jake, your your thought is it was more of
a like, come if you want to, not necessarily a
full invite.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
That is exactly what she said.
Speaker 9 (33:42):
Okay, so you want.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
To come, you can come.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Okay, let me just I'm gonna put you guys in hold.
Are you a team Jake or team Chrissy?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Men, men, let me start with that, because of course,
of course, as a dude man hospitalized after eating six
point six pounds of gummies in three days? Are you okay, sir?
Now why are you eating so many gummies? Yeah? And
so his name is Nathan. He's a truck driver. I
guess he likes the you know, there's like Coca Cola
(34:16):
gummies or like the bowles of coke that Yeah, now
they are fantastic. Well, yes, they're very good. They're good.
I don't know if icking stomach six pounds, six half
pounds at that point do seven pounds? You was, come on, bruh,
at least even number some real food? Yeah, so uh
so it was over ten thousand calories worth of gummy bears.
That is so many and hard belief. He started experiencing
(34:39):
physical symptoms shortly after you said. This was within like
three days. Yeah, over the course three days. I bet
he felt bad. Day one, he goes, I can't imagine
why I feel bad. They probably need to drink some water,
probably what is I was probably in sleep well last night. Yeah,
he was taking the emergency room with severe abdominal pain, sweating,
high blood pressure, and cold sweat. Usually initially I thought
he was suffering from food poisoning for test reveal. The
(35:02):
high levels of gelatine is digestive tract. Yeah would be bad.
So basically it's a issues like inflammation of the colon.
So yeah, large consuming large amounts of gelatin can cause
the risk of a slower movement down there if you will,
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (35:22):
Oh that poor guy was stopped up.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
I will bet you cash. He after the third day,
either his mom, his sister. His girlfriend, a female in
his life, said, go to the hospital, dummy.
Speaker 25 (35:36):
If you don't go to the hospital, I'm going to
find you guaranteed.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Guaranteed. So how men of may of this long? It's
a good question. It's a miracle.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
There you go, just the good stuff.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
This is injured John and your Morning Shows in.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Case you missed it, Abby, good morning, Good morning. Your
confession girl laid on us.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Okay, So I'm only twenty one.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
My boyfriend is twenty two. We've been dating for two years,
but like almost three years. My parents know that we're engaged.
But what they don't know is that we're actually already married.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Look at that. Okay, and so been married for how long?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (36:16):
Since August?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
We did it on his family, damn. Okay, his.
Speaker 12 (36:27):
Family doesn't know either. We took a day to ourselves
and like just want he did it?
Speaker 13 (36:32):
Okay, I love that.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
And so is the plan then to just like let
things settle and then tell our friends and family, or
as a plan to like have a semi donline.
Speaker 12 (36:42):
Yeah, I think we're just gonna have a ceremony down
the line and just just never different.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
I mean, maybe we'll.
Speaker 18 (36:47):
Tell them after the fact.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
They were already because they do know they we're.
Speaker 21 (36:51):
Like engaged, but like they don't know that.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
Like we're actually already married. I will say, I think
it's some.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
Because yeah, my sister got married like she eloped, and
then the reason my dad found out was because she
had a picture frame with her actual wedding date on it,
and it never made sense.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
Damned.
Speaker 25 (37:13):
It was like like yeah, ten years later, but still
it was like what do you mean, well, Abby, is
there a reason why we haven't told people or is
it one of those things? Whereas the spur of the
moment thing on the trip, like you might as well.
Speaker 12 (37:24):
Do it now, was that even spur of the moment,
I think we even like planned it before we went
kind of okay and we just didn't want to tell anybody,
like we we still it was like actually like we
still we didn't have like a ceremony, but it was
still like on the beach and like we just kind
of got there. It was like literally just us.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I'm just I feel proud know that I know before
your family does.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
It's the only.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
Person, I will say, the only person that does know
is his sister.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Okay, And as long as you guys are happy. That's
all matters.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
That she was like, she was fine with it. She
didn't tell anybody, and she because she accidentally found out.
She was like, where are you guys going? Because she
was trying to do stuff with us, like like we
can't yeah, yeah, we were like we can't hang with
you today.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
We're busy. All right, Abby, one second, you're in the
running now jessum here let me go, uh fake name Megan,
Good morning, I'm doing. Wow, you're a secret? Involves ex husband.
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (38:29):
So he had cheated on me multiple times?
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Like I just whatever?
Speaker 19 (38:34):
And so now his new wife is cheating on him.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Oh.
Speaker 19 (38:39):
She took the kids to the gas station one day
and message dude, and my kids called her, Oh and
how do you because they called me to call meet them.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Oh god, okay, And so does your ex husband know
he's getting his karma or is he gonna find out that?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Oh wow?
Speaker 19 (38:57):
We were plotting against it because they thought them different
stuff about me saying I was seating. Hell no, they
found out the truth from his mom and everybody else.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Sure his mom's near side. That's a good sign.
Speaker 13 (39:11):
So crazy that they would talk like he would tell
your kids that like that, that's just information they don't
need to know.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
But so the woman that he's with now, Fake da Megan,
is that did he cheat on you with this trolloppe?
Speaker 8 (39:23):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
They do say how you find him.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
As with married his ex brother in law?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
What?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Okay, there's a lot to process there, can I guess?
And and and the offense dune.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Doc they married?
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Dang close? All right, Fake Dave Megan one second run him.
We don't judge. You can vote for your favor over
text nine ninety three three eight let me go fake
names Savannah, good morning. Hey, I'm too well, give me
your secret friend.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
I have to choose my words very carefully.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Yes, yes, we.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
Uh and I have a kid in the party.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
After four and a half years of no time, I
was on vacation and I was in Florida and this
person came over and was like.
Speaker 8 (40:22):
Talking to us and stuff.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
And he walked over to my friend while talking to
me and gave me a phone. Remember, and I was like, well,
who do you want to talk to? And he was like, well,
you're in the pools. I'm giving it to her for you.
And I was like okay. So we found an empty
room in the hotel.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
And wrestled and yeah, okay, now, and the reason that
this is a problem is because we have a boyfriend, Yes,
was boyfriend with us on the trip or now, okay,
in the race that you said four and a half
years of no fun time was just because things have
been busy, things have been off.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
A little bit of everything. I mean, we have a
busy a very very busy home life, sure, but you know,
on top of that, it's like, you know, he's older
and you know, and I was like, you need to
go get this fix, like there's no embarrassment here, like
because it's starting to affect me.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
Say, far and a half years is a long time,
especially if like you're actively trying. Eventually it's like you
stop trying. And then I don't know that.
Speaker 8 (41:35):
I stopped trying like two years ago, like I'm.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Whatever, Yeah, no, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
And I kind of and I kind of told him,
which I don't think he thought I was serious.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
I kind of told him.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I was like, I'm just gonna go do whatever I want.
I'm like, you don't care enough to fix it, then
this is what the deal is, okay, And I mean
I really don't think he thought was.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Sure now the truth. Sure, I told the truth real
real quick on a scale of one to ten. Faking
of Savannah, how was.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It good enough for talking?
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Okay? All right, Oh you're still talking to that person?
You see them again?
Speaker 8 (42:16):
Huh? She might come here?
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Okay, all right, we don't judge. Hold on faking Savannah.
You're in the running. Vote for your favorite nine nine
three three to text. I will say, four and a
half years is a long time. I went to win
sixteen years and that was crazy. Uh oh yeah, bra
yeah so but yeah, that's okay. Vote for your favorite
text nine nine three three eight just the good stuff.
Speaker 24 (42:44):
Injured John in your morning.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Show and that doesn't for another I see why am I?
Speaker 4 (42:51):
In case you a missive? Yours? Truly?
Speaker 3 (42:53):
My name is so do You can follow me all
social Media's at Andrew Hoodie with the why now only
see Q pictures of my dog Teddy. But see what
my wife More and I are going to be for
Halloween this year. We always love, you know, dressing up
for Halloween when we go to Hallow weekend and it's
doing fun little TikTok, you know, because that's what Halloween's
all about, right, doing tiktoks and costumes, but.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
We want to see your costumes.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Make sure you tag a show at YMS Radio, whether
you're going out in DC, maybe you're staying at home,
maybe you're doing you know, a trunk or treat at
YMS Radio. All there, plus we've got a ton of
great content going up there on the daily for more
of the Roses, reactions, secondary update, playlists, playoff, and so
much more. But I hope you have a great week,
stay safe, eat all the candy, and I'll talk to
you next time.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
It's like a podcast for.
Speaker 9 (43:34):
People that don't listen to podcasts.
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Intern John in your morning show, Yeah, in case you
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