November 4, 2025 • 1 min
You never want to be caught with a router in your pants thanks to this guy! Join Intern John, Sos, and Rose as we react to a viral story from earlier this week involving router theft and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Morning Show Abby Tuesday. Friends, welcome the show. Internshown is
my name Sauce. Hello, Hi Rose Hi? Got to Eric here?
Who he is? Here? So there here, let's hear from
you though. Nine ninety three, three eighth a text DM's
open at WYMUS Radio. I thought this was hilarious. Trending Indiana.
Forty one year old dude was spot at an Ace
hardware store. Yeah, so they quote a noticeable bulge in
(00:24):
his crotch area. As it turns out, he was stealing something.
It wasn't just been gifted going yeah. Yeah, So the
police were called. They stopped him as he was walking out.
Now to me, that's a bit telling that he was
in the store long enough they were able to call
the police apartment. They get somebody there, Because if I
was committing a crime, I'm married out, baby, I'm not
(00:45):
trying to stay around and you know, I know, but
I'm saying, like you know, that would be end. Yeah.
Cobs asked him what he was packing. He admitted it
was a big tool. You got me that it was
a Milwaukee m A t router in his pants, A
router yeah, worth more than dollars. Wow, that is kind
of crazy to have a router all up in your Yeah.
(01:06):
He initially claimed he wasn't stealing it. He was planning
to go back inside and pay for as you do pants.
So you want to see this to see how much away?
Certainly that we can get other things. Can I put
this in my pocket? Yeah? Yeah, I go. He later
made though he stole it so he could sell it
to himself and get money. Sortry sell it himself. How
are you making money? Best dollars? Oh, thank you very much? Self. Yeah.
(01:32):
If I were stuffing something my pants, I'm not hanging
around so maybe like wear like a big jacket or something.
That's true. Why listen to steal the right way? Are
you to be a router? Yeah? Yeah, listen true Crime.
Ask us for advice and we'll tell you how to
steal something. Yeah, I got idea absolutely. It's the intern
Johnny Marty Show intern John in your morning show True
(01:53):
Heart Radio
Morning Show Abby Tuesday. Friends, welcome the show. Internshown is
my name Sauce. Hello, Hi Rose Hi? Got to Eric here?
Who he is? Here? So there here, let's hear from
you though. Nine ninety three, three eighth a text DM's
open at WYMUS Radio. I thought this was hilarious. Trending Indiana.
Forty one year old dude was spot at an Ace
hardware store. Yeah, so they quote a noticeable bulge in
(00:24):
his crotch area. As it turns out, he was stealing something.
It wasn't just been gifted going yeah. Yeah, So the
police were called. They stopped him as he was walking out.
Now to me, that's a bit telling that he was
in the store long enough they were able to call
the police apartment. They get somebody there, Because if I
was committing a crime, I'm married out, baby, I'm not
(00:45):
trying to stay around and you know, I know, but
I'm saying, like you know, that would be end. Yeah.
Cobs asked him what he was packing. He admitted it
was a big tool. You got me that it was
a Milwaukee m A t router in his pants, A
router yeah, worth more than dollars. Wow, that is kind
of crazy to have a router all up in your Yeah.
(01:06):
He initially claimed he wasn't stealing it. He was planning
to go back inside and pay for as you do pants.
So you want to see this to see how much away?
Certainly that we can get other things. Can I put
this in my pocket? Yeah? Yeah, I go. He later
made though he stole it so he could sell it
to himself and get money. Sortry sell it himself. How
are you making money? Best dollars? Oh, thank you very much? Self. Yeah.
(01:32):
If I were stuffing something my pants, I'm not hanging
around so maybe like wear like a big jacket or something.
That's true. Why listen to steal the right way? Are
you to be a router? Yeah? Yeah, listen true Crime.
Ask us for advice and we'll tell you how to
steal something. Yeah, I got idea absolutely. It's the intern
Johnny Marty Show intern John in your morning show True
(01:53):
Heart Radio
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