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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date update on intern John in your morning show,
you meet somebody could be on the apps, could be
on public regardless. You think there's a vibe, you think
there's connection. Then all of a sudden they stopped talking
to you. We try to see exactly what's going on. Mike,
good morning, How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Good man?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Let's get into this because you and you and Tiffany
a little bit of a longer courtship than we usually do. Fist,
that's fine. You guys first matched where and that was
how long ago?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
That was three months ago? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Great, that's a long time, okay. And so what about
Tiffany's bumble profile made her stand out?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I mean she's really hot, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
We matched up there, you know initially, it's kind of superfficient.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We got to really know each other.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's fair, okay, And so you know, yeah, but could
you believe you you guys matched on the app. Okay,
and then you talk on the app for about a week,
talk off the app for about a week, but then
basically you say, you guys have been on dates essentially
every week since then. So really, for two and a
half months, you guys have been hanging out nearly every week.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Right, yeah, every single week. Okay, great, actually.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, and to the point where it's almost like expected, like, oh,
I know next week we're gonna hang out, so and
so forth.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, I mean to the we're always see the previous
week or we're making plans.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Ahead of time and yeah, yeah, okay, so yeah it's
been expected.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Sure, But for the last week or so, nothing from.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Her, nothing at all.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And I mean, you know, I tried calling, I've texted her.
I even like sent her, you know, a message on
ig and she just left it on red.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
She didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, have you guys talked about deleting the apps? Are
you still on the day in apps?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Actually, I haven't been at all.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I mean I never really talked about it, but okay meanship.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, yeah, and you guys haven't been like hey, we're
boyfriend girlfriend again and talked about the next step it's
gonna be.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, we didn't define it that yet, you know, So
we were getting to that point, but it was okay, it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Was still having officially declared.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay, our last date, so last day was about two
weeks so you guys had dinner, you dropped her off.
Everything was fine. There wasn't like a big fight there
or anything at that.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I thought I've been thinking about, like was this something
I did? But I don't remember anything out of the ordinary.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, that's that's just odd. Yeah, And I'm glad to
reach because to me, like three months is a long
time to be talking to somebody then just to just
kind of slip out the face of the earth. So
let's do this. Let's call Tiffany. We'll get her on
a hold and get her side. Okay, that'd be great.
One second, we're trying to get her on.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I call it for Tiffany. Please. This is hey girl.
It's an intern John. I got Sauce and Rose here
as well. Can we talk to you on the air
real quick about something I seen? Like thirty seconds of
your time? Nothing bad, just okay, No, it's all good.
I got somebody other line here, Mike, if you want
to say hello. Nailed it, and so Tiffany, Mike reached
(03:26):
out to us. He told us, you guys matched bumble
like three months ago, that you guys had the talking
phase a couple of weeks. With that, basically the last
two months or so, you guys have been consistently going
on like a date a week except for the last week.
He can't get a hold of you. So we're just
trying to see where your head's at, what you're thinking.
Everything's okay, obviously.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
But.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah, yeah, I mean the short version is that.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
He turned me down.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's like, I mean, I don't know why he's surprised.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
At all, but like, what do you mean turn down?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Mike?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I said, hey, let's let's go to one of those
like Christmas pop up bars.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa that you're moving to that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I was like, meaning too fast.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
We've been we've been gaming for two months, and you
don't want to go to a Christmas pop up bars?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, I'm giving mixed signals.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Sure, I mean it's it could seem like it was
a little student or something like that. I didn't really
want to go, and yeah, but I.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Want to take it slow. I want to take it slow.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wait, I mean, I understand how going to Christmas pop
up bar is like a serious.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Thing if it's just like meeting the family there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, it's not like you're going to Christmas Mass. You
just going to a bar that happens to have Christmas decorations.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's really awkward about it. I don't know, Okay, is
it just me? You know, you don't think that's a
little serious to go to.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
A pop up? Bull completely you?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, but also to you, I guess Mike, if you
presumably you want to date Tiffany, right, A lot of
times as a dude, we get drugged of things we
don't want to go to, but you do it to
make your real happy. So could have one night at
the Christmas pop up? Would you have survived? You think?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I mean, I just didn't feel like we were there yet,
you know, Okay, do you not want to buy Christmas?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
How is that asking you for a Christmas gift? You
know what I mean? Like, yeah, I'm not asking for
anything but just time. Yeah, a Christmas gift?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay? Then what what?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
I don't understand the problem with the Is it because
Santa's there and he's watching, Like, I don't what's the
deal with that? Like that just doesn't seem serious to me.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It just seemed to me. I feel like I'm the
only one that feels this way. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, it seems like we're really lashing things as far
as like things at screen, commitment for Christmas, things, making
sending Christmas cards together, that'd probably be a red flag again.
Going going to mass together with the family, maybe that's
a little bit too early. But as far as going
to a bar, I don't know. Let me just this,
I don't put you guys in hold. Are your team
Mike or team Tiffany? Eight seven seven nine ninety five
(06:01):
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Morning Show. Second date update on intern john in your
morning show. We just talked to Mike and Tiffany. They
mashed on bumble three months ago. I started talking after
about a week, been on dates essentially every single week
since then, she stopped talking to him. He couldn't figure
out why. According to her, she wanted to do on
those pop up Christmas bars fucking night out. He thought
(06:24):
that was a little bit too much. Whose side are
you on? Eight seven seven nine ninety five four six
State one to call, nine ninety three three eight to text.
I saw Tim's thoughts. I can't can't read that out loud,
But Tim, that's hilarious.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
All attacks are pretty hilarious. We'll get you hold sauce.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Oh, this guy's a loser and he is just waiting
for something better to come along, so he doesn't want
her to get in her head that you know there
are going to be something serious, especially since the holiday season.
So he's like saying, seems too serious, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That's so dumb.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
So yeah, I think that he is just not serious
about dating right now and she is just somebody to
hang out with because he's bored and he's amature and
he can't use his words and say that he's not
looking for something serious. And if I'm wrong, then I
really think that his logic about it being too serious
is just wild. You're hanging out weekly for three months?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah yeah, Okay, probably exchanged DNA at some point.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, so uh probably just like that's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, I do think, as I said to him, as
a dude, you're gonna have to do things in relationship
that you think are stupid. Pumpkin patch, apple picking, most
Christmas stuff. You don't want to do it, brother, but
your girl does, so you just go along with the program.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
But yeahing, it's too serious.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I honestly would have just said, hey, then I don't
think this is for me. I'm not gonna keep saying
time with you. If that's where you draw a line
after three months, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, I think that's fair. Let me give on baldemark here,
good morning. What do you want to say? Girl?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
She definitely dogs the bullet with him. He's definitely hiding something.
I can't figure it out. But when he first started talking,
he said, we weren't at the girlfriend boyfriend they yet,
but we were close to like having talked about it.
And then he backpedaled and said, going to that that
pop up ball, we're too serious. So he's definitely hiding.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Something three months. That's also it's.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Just a holiday pop up. It's not like you're getting married,
right right.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Karen, Thank you, have a great day. Yes, welcome my
main What do you want to say?
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I agree he's hiding something. He obviously contradicts himself, like
we just heard that he literally was. It sounded like
he wanted to be boyfriend girlfriend like that was the
next step. And then going to a bar is too soon,
too serious? Like that just does not make sense to me.
It's so contradicting. If she was like, my entire family
(08:51):
is gonna be there, I would understand that being too serious.
It sounds like there's gonna be somebody, Like he knows
somebody is going to that holiday pop up and he
doesn't want to run into that.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah. I do think of all the Christmas activities to
do with your girlfriend, the pop up bar is the
most fun. It's like, young Caroline, you're gonna look at
the least serious.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
You're not doing Christmas cards together. And she's not like
demanding a present from you. She's not demand, she's not demanding.
She just wants to go to a bar.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
She's not cut down a Christmas street with her.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Okay, I like, god, what if the bar was hide
Social and Clarton then you met us there?
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Absolutely, I mean go in Leesburg, Fatima, good morning, good morning,
hey girl. What do you want to say with this?
Speaker 8 (09:33):
I'm definitely team Tiffany. I mean they've been talking datum
for the past like three months, like very often. It
sounded like every other day, and he's now claiming that
he wants to take it slow, like taking it slows
three months ago, like it's just a Christmas bar, like
it's just a regular bar, like just Christmas decorations, like
come on, like it's nothing serious, dude.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, of all the things that you could do, like you're
gonna drink my guy, they just have like you'll log
on the TV.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
You'll be fine, exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, appreciate you listening. Have a fantastic day. Or I'll
say this if the bar nothing worse than they do,
like the rims as peppermint rims. That's the horrendous drink.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
You can ask ye for.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
I understand, I think I do not. I'm with you
on that. I do not like peppermint. I do not
want that anyone near my drink that to.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Me is offensive.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Well someone so that you're sell out?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
So me, why am I a sellout?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Apparently it's the guy's boundaries and women don't respect men's
boundaries and that you're sell out.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
So wait, He literally was saying he wanted a relationship
with her and then said he didn't want to go to.
Speaker 7 (10:37):
A bar with her.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Okay, can you call it number and ask, well, I'm
a sellout because like, what do you mean I'm a sellout?
What do you like? That does not make sense?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Don't get a defensive I just think I like, look,
I'm all about respecting boundaries.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
I just think that his reasoning is very sketch. Yeah,
that's also like I feel like that's the hell. They're
all dying on it at this point.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
But then you say it's too serious. What happened? Brother?
Was your dad the Rachel Santa Claus? He fell off
the roof and now Scott Calvin's doing it? Like what
do you mean?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Like Isa Hollas the time you're John, please respect his boundaries.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh, I've have to mention Santa's gonna be listening to
show tomorrow for seven. Yeah, a good boy or girl
who wants to say it the one for Christmas tomorrow
for seven o'clock Santa Claus And hey, into the twerp
that Texans gonna sell out. You better answer the phony,
little bitch.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Oh my god, John jump it saying next Texas on
next like hashtag sell out?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Hold on, Derek, Hey, Joe, No, don't don't, Hey John,
we beefing right now. That's a setout movie, y'all.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
People don't.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, but Derek, there's been boundaries and go into the
Christmas bar with the girl.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
My guy, Hey, we don't know the reason why you
don't want to go to the bar.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, okay, Derek, give me, give me three reasons off
the top of your head. Why dude would not want
to go to Christmas bar with the girl he's been
sleeping went for three months? Yeah you either, yep.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh, let's see.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Uh he might be somebody, somebody might be there that
that he don't want nobody to know that he did well.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Maybe uh, maybe.
Speaker 9 (12:16):
He's not raised to take maybe not ready to take
the relationship popping it.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, Derek, long time, sometimes got to slow.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
This is a badroom relations Number three.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
I can't come up with what you got doing that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's not a good reason.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I love how he turned your turn on and over laughing.
I was, I was like, whose hands are going where? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 9 (12:44):
But at the same time, it's still his boundaries. There
one issues I do agree sometimes uh at the person relationship,
we got to bite the bullet and make the woman happy,
but but well about the man. But also go both ways,
John about we're about making the man.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I disagree, my guy. I just think as far as
I would rather go to the bar than going to
the pumpkin patch, the dumbest thing in the history of
dumb things. I'd rather go to Target than drive out
to middle nowhere. Why do you squashed? The certainly takes
cash only. That makes sense, Derek. I agree. There's a
whole list of things the dumb things dudes have to do,
but going to get alcohols may the least of them.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
You have to listen to you talk about betting and stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Like oh the sheets, Oh betting, the tea got you? Okay,
getot my man shirt for listening, my man, I think
you said betting like with D's like yeah, like.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
To you guys talk about your problems and I'm like, oh,
have you can sort of asking like a man like
well and my friends an't talk?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Okay, fun, it's fun.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, But if you need a rank like annoying things, apple,
large shirt, photo shoots, going to see Christmas lights, that's
far worse, and us telling the problems, being open and
vulnerable Shelby we.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
I'm not a man, Why are you? Why are you
asking me what's worse?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I'm just saying that's not for discussion.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I've never done a photos. She was a significant other,
but I think apple orchs and pumpkin patches are all fine.
Why because it's fine.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
You're fine.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
You can go to Target and get pumpkin right there,
get an apple right there. The same.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
It's not the same, the same.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
If you do like a pumpkin patch, they have like
pumpkin themed foods or drinks, and like it's an experience.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
When a when a woman wants to go to a
pumpkin patch with you, she just wants to spend time
with you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Okay, and stops. I drew that lie in the sand.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Yeah, you guys were matching flannel.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Unfortunately, at the time, I was in love max girlfriend.
And let me tell you, and I still love that still.
The fact that she robs banks and that kind does
legal things.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
My mom did, John, your mom.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
The mom robbed the banks. I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Your mom did not rob a bank. You needs to
stop saying things and they're.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Factually Wait, first of all, this was eighty years ago.
Second of all, she did she was an accessory.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
She's not accessory, She's the whole meal.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
She'll be sorry, all right.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
No, I don't even know what I was saying. So
that was the worst, because again, love the girl. She
was very decisive and taking her pumpkin patch was like,
this is goa. We were there for like five hours.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
There's first of all, there's no way second wall. Second all,
that's not the worst thing they could possibly do.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's one of the worst things.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
Like I didn't think the long things.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Right now, I'm not gonna say one.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I have a question for you. Would you rather go
to Sophora or a pumpkin patch? Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Probably? Really that's quicker.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
He would just go wait in the mall.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
He'd be like, going the pumpkin patch, wait in line again,
it's cash only. It's like, this is so stupid.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
At least the pumpkin patch is an activity that both
of you can do together. You can get car food,
you can take pictures to out there, Like what a
so for she's you are?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, I just think it's messed up to separate the
pumpkins from their family. So and that's the fora. And
you don't make it beautiful? Is you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Sure? For sure? Okay, Well, whoever wants to shoot her
shot John. If you like pumpkins, he's not your man.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Perfect tenth too.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
We're on this.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I want to go pick pumpkins, pick trees. The trees
either great now I'm good.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Well, at least spring will be here before we know it.
So what will we do?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Then?
Speaker 7 (16:25):
You don't have to pick anything.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Now, But yeah, you don't want to go on an
easter icunt.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It could be a grasshopper farmer. Okay, I don't know
why I make you for how I talk. That's kind
of rude.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Sure, what is your deal?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Man?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
It's the second time grasshopper farming this week.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
I think it's like we don't think about it.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
You know you don't because those grasshoppers get the pet store.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Who's farming them? There's nuts, someone is, someone is, they're
all runaways.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Okay, now you've got me googling grasshopper farms.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I can't again. I say this all the time. I
mean this with out the respect. How is this number one?
I really don't other shows much listening to. We're gonna
figure out the secret format they go. I have no
idea what the hell's going? Hey, we don't either.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Hey we're not fun.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
We aren Hey, jingle ball tickets plus your headline to
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