December 13, 2025 • 50 mins
What were some of our favorite segments from this past week? Join Hoody as he goes through some of the best things from the past five days of the show, including: War Of The Roses, When Did You Not Hide Your Crazy?, Professions Most Likely To Cheat, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Two one, Start it Up, Waking Up, This is out DC,
and themore Wake.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Up You're ready to start the show with Injured Johnny
You're more show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yo, It's honey once again with another I See why
am I? In case you missed it, recap the best bits,
the best segments, the best everything of this past week
of intern Johnny Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
But what little podcast for you to enjoy it that way?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Come Monday morning aka the eve of our Hot and
nine to five jingle Ball, you can know the ends,
the outs, the allabouts of what's going on and how
to prepare for Capitol Wan Arena because, let's face it,
every model so you gotta know where where the good
food is, where the good popcorn is.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
We got you covered with the show.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
But let's kick off this week's in case you miss
it with when did you not hide your Crazy? You know,
maybe you freaked out a little too much, Maybe you
got a little too aggressive on some certain situation, or
you know, things weren't just going right and you vented
out on someone else.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
This is your opportunity to.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Let that all out.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Thank named Carly, Good morning, Good morning, You're crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
I was five months pregnant and it was three am,
and I just had a feeling that couldn't sleep, and
I went through his phone and I found texts and
pictures that did not like.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
So I literally literally dragged him out.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Of bed, screaming at him, pushed him outside and locked
the door.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
And actually I threw his phone that I went there
and locked the door. And then he goes to tell
me that it's just his cousin and they shared the
same last name.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Absolutely, after sitting and thinking about it, it absolutely was
not his cousin.
Speaker 8 (01:39):
It was just some girl that just had the same
last name, and that was how he tried to played
it off.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, it was nice.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Even gave him the phone. To be honest with you,
you were five months pregnant.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I would have done yeah, absolutely faking carl one second running.
People always ask how he pull off four of the roses.
I go stories like that, if that right there is,
that's how you do it.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
I just told the girl that he was cheating on
me with that I was his cousin. I did not
have the same last name or blood relationship blood Yeah.
Speaker 10 (02:07):
And we lived together. So I was like, that's crazy, it's.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Pretty silly, weird. Fake name Audrey Good morning, good morning,
I go late ones when didn't know you crazy?
Speaker 8 (02:17):
Oh my gosh. So my EXSI normally time moved out
the apartment and then I was just doing And one
day I realized I still had access to like the
app on my phone for the heat and the easy
and it was in the middle of the summertime, and I
turned the heat on as.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
High as I could.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
So that was the know that's funny to me, but yeah,
that was it was. It was a great feeling for sure.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Oh yeah. And how long we were able to do
that for?
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Oh my gosh. So I had done it. The one
day he came home, he was like, I don't think
that he realized that he did message me and I
ignored him and then I did it like consecutive for
three days, and then I think he grooted my act.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Okay, smart, all right, thankye went second and they running,
that's funny. Let me go fake name Maggie, your morning,
good morning, I go late honest crazy Okay.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
So a couple of years ago I started dating the Sky.
I found out.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
That he had a girlfriend. So, and this was like
eight months into it.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
So I decided to do what girls.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Do and search the internet. Sure, and in my searches,
I was able to locate the.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Address that they lived together. So I decided to print
out all of his pictures and text messages he sent
me and mailed them to his girlfriend with a lot
of intimate gifts because she started a lot of drama.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
With me, and why drama with you?
Speaker 7 (03:43):
I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
But then I was also able to get him fired
from his job during month.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
How about.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
I don't think I can go.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Into okay, but your whole it's beautiful. Jud The fact
that she said so calmly too, That's that's how you know.
It's like it's it's real. Both of your favorite texts
nine nine three three eight Let me go, Megan, good morning.
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You didn't hide you crazy? How Meghan?
Speaker 11 (04:14):
So, I live in an apartment complex and I had
this neighbor that just kept repeatingly parking in the spot
that was a signed to me that I pay for
every month. Of course I sent them notes, I talked
to them in person and they were just like completely
not hearing it, And so I had their car tos.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I mean for you. So, did you call the toe
company yourself or did you call it the rental office.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
I called, Well, I talked to the rental office and
they talked to them and there was nothing happening. So
I called the toe company myself.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Hell yeah, So how long did it take the toe
company coming from you calling to their car being gone?
How long was it?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Maybe?
Speaker 11 (04:53):
Like an hour?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
That's great? Did you did you watch the whole thing?
Speaker 12 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Hell, that's sick, megane second and the running I get that, yeah,
Like that's so rude. And also it's knowing your apartment
complex didn't do anything. So you guys are supposed to
be the rules, so they could call the company for you,
for sure. That's like my h away if it's ever
issued the neighbors like we preferred the neighbors take out. Like,
but you're the h away. Yeah, this is you guys
signed up to be the hallminders, monitor the halls literally. Yeah.
(05:20):
In Hyattsville tearing, good morning, good morning, all right, girl,
late on, it's what happened.
Speaker 13 (05:26):
I smeared my dog's poop on my excess car.
Speaker 14 (05:30):
We sound proud, ky, Well we only the first time
we dated.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He just kept coming back but wouldn't treat me well.
Speaker 15 (05:38):
But I say I got my get back by taking
his v car.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It wasn't good.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
He still wouldn't leave me alone.
Speaker 16 (05:46):
So yeah, yeah, I smeared dog poop on his car.
Speaker 15 (05:49):
So I was comfortable with being the crazy girlfriend that
smeared dog poop on his car.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Sure, under the handle, over the top, it was.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
It was up under the handles, smeared across the door.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, what sized dogev?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
He was?
Speaker 10 (06:05):
He was a small little Karen Terrier.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Sure what a heart? All right, Taren? One second the running,
let's go in Burtonsville, Lez, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Hi.
Speaker 15 (06:15):
I had actually met this guy at work and he
lived in Maryland.
Speaker 16 (06:20):
But then it turns out on the weekend.
Speaker 15 (06:23):
He had a house in Pennsylvania. So I found out
he was actually married. That's why he wasn't here on
the weekend.
Speaker 16 (06:30):
So I found a picture and found his his Facebook,
his wife's Facebook. And all I did on the weekend
when I knew he was with her was send a
picture of him holding her in his arms, and didn't
say anything else and just let that marinate.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Oh damn, just so he knows that, you know, Yes,
that's pretty good, all right, Les White second you're in
the running. And they had that that kind of like
that's like got mom guild stuff where your mom's like,
I listen, I know my mom will leave stuff out
that she found, not mention it just so I would
like go crazy myself.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
Here you go.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
I'm aware that sucks that they still were toe.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
Oh yeah, no doubt cheeters were coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's War of the Roses on Intern John in your
morning shows.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Wore the Rosies on Intern John in your morning show. Danny,
let me recap this quick. You and Autumn met at
a run club several years back. You guys hung out
a couple of times at the run club. You asked
her out. You guys kind of started dating pretty soon
after that. I moved in with each other about nine
months after that, been together about two years. The reason
you want to do War the Roses is you mentioned
when you guys first started living with each other, she'd
(07:37):
often have like girls nights at her play, so the
girls come over and watch movies and do whatever. You'd
leave and do guys nights. That basically has kind of
stopped the last couple of weeks. And what's kind of
raised your flag a little bit is you noticed that
when she leaves for girls' nights. She's not dressed in
like sweats in the hoodie. She's dressed like she's trying
to impress in your words, almost like how she was
(07:58):
when you guys first started hanging out, like peacock and
if you will try and put her best foot forward,
is that fair?
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
The second no been saying like, do you notice that
she started dressing a lot better, almost like she's trying
to get attention, like she's trying to peacock. Yeah, did
she give you a reason for why the girls nights
stopped being at your place? That's a good question, no,
or like not a good reason, like.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Okay, then I don't even remember.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
It was just like, oh, we're doing it over at
what's her name's house?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Like okay, gotcha, you know. And so when you would
do your guys night, would it be with your own
friends or like the boyfriends of the girls at girls night?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
One or two of them maybe, but no, it was
like kind of a little bit different group.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
So if you ever hang out with the other boyfriends,
do any of them act different? Like are they like?
Because I feel like the boyfriends this day would know
they they've been like oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
You're still here.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
You know what, I don't know. I don't. Wow, that's
like a good question.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
I don't really know the answer to that.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
That's there. They might not be not that's fair. So
let's see this. We'll call instead of doing the flowers
to call from the Morning Ball Ride, our Country Morning
char Alter Ego. We'll put her in the secret slation chambers,
the last person that Caesar naked, and we'll get answers
that way. Okay, okay, one second, I guess I would
assume that boyfriends might know. But again, boyfriends on the
(09:26):
way things.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Like her friends. If there is something around, they might.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Not know either. That's really fair.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
She could just be feeling herself getting little dressed up.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
God knows, I do. Yeah, Hello, I call it for autumn. Please,
Hey Autumn, it's humbelieve the Morning Bull Ride. I put
you in hold real quick to talk to the show
on the airth They want talk to you roc about something.
One second, just lost this life. Tumbleweed is me giving
(10:03):
you what you need if you please, every single day
of the week.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
That was poetic.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
It's something and sniffing the gas fumes again a little
bait of to my left is and I'm getting you in.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
You wear chebulay anywhere you want to go.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Tumbleweed, rusty olgaty oars.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Yeah, you know well, I'm gonna start calling it the
pasture door, the pasture door.
Speaker 10 (10:25):
You get one out the pasture. Absolutely fantastic, Clara Belle
raising her phoning.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Now, guys, special guess is this autumn? No, it's not,
it's winter. Hey a, welcome to the morning bull Rye.
We appreciate you being part of the program today. I
got something real special for you. I'm you are a
special caller. We Autumn got somebody in.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Our secret relation chamber.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Now the reason they're in our secretlation chamber, Autumn, if
they told us, if we ask you, who's the last
person to see them naked? And vice versa, and you're
gonna say they're Now here's a good thing, little Autumn,
little fall bird. You say their name, you guys both
win a free cruise to Jamaica. It's beautiful this, Timmy,
you're actually any time of year now, Autumn. Do you
(11:10):
understand the rules of as I have explained.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
It to you.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah, so you know the last person saw you that closed.
I saw your twigs and berries. Okay, when I asked Ike,
how recently was it last week? Last week? A modest
gow like that? On my count? Three you say their name,
we say in Jamaica.
Speaker 14 (11:34):
Okay, okay, three.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
No, three aad Keith Keeve? Is that you?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Whoa whoa your boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Wait?
Speaker 11 (11:50):
No, Danny, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
No, my name is Adren John. I got saw Rose
here as well. We're doing War of the Roses in
the show. He did your ex boyfriend?
Speaker 17 (12:05):
Well, yeah, but I mean, but it's not like no, no, no, no,
it's not like I'm doing no no, no, okay, okay, Janny, Okay,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
It's not a cheating thing. They just asked me who
I saw?
Speaker 13 (12:14):
Who saw me?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Naked?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Fully naked?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
What no?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
No, my my ex. He's dealing with some bad stuff
and I'm just kind of.
Speaker 13 (12:29):
To make him feel No, I just want to cheer
him up.
Speaker 11 (12:32):
I kind of splashed him a little.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Yeah that's what you do with your totally flashed my
ex all the time to make him feel better.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Say, wait, thank you. How long have you been sneaking
out to see your ex boyfriend to flash him so
he feels better?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, Okay, it's not like that.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I mean, we've been hanging out a little bit over
the last couple of months because you.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Girl one man one time over the last few months.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
But we showed.
Speaker 12 (13:16):
That.
Speaker 10 (13:17):
It's so funny.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Yeah, imagine like the lack of therapy people would need
if we just flash everyone to make them feel better.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
That's so true, probably say the world. So you don't
think there's a problem on that you have not told
your boyfriend the last couple of months. Yes, you've been
hanging out with your ex boyfriend because he's going through things.
You don't think that's the let's start with that one.
That's not an issue.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
I don't think that it is.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
But you know he did that to you. He was
flashing drawn.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
To his ex. Now what's the flashing part? You think
it is a problem. You flash your ex boyfriend and
you spectator.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Think I didn't.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
It was just an impulse thing.
Speaker 17 (13:52):
Trying to make him okay, maybe okay. He also flashed
you because we said you each site.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
That's fair. Oh well no, I mean no, I just
do you often flash people that raise their spirits? Because
if so, my Instagram's helping John. That's a joke. But
you guys have a stupid. That sounds right. You guys
have done that sounds right because what if Danny was
flashing his ex girlfriend alone without telling you to raise
(14:22):
her spirits?
Speaker 11 (14:24):
Well, you know when you're saying it out loud on
the radio.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, okay, So was your plan to just keep nursing
them back to health by flashing your tatas?
Speaker 12 (14:38):
No, that wasn't my intention.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
So what what what was the plan of this so
we know?
Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yeah, a better understanding.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
And listen, we were together for a really long time
and I didn't really want to share with Danny because
I thought he would get very jealous and.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I didn't want him to feel insecure. Sounds like, oh
my god, are you you're dude?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Oh my?
Speaker 12 (15:05):
Or of the Roses is cretacked and possibly edited to
broadcast with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 10 (15:09):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I thought this is interesting. Over the weekend, Monster Energy
announced their release in a female focused energy drink in
twenty twenty six called Flirt f l RT.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
When I think of a female, I think flirt.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Well, I think like the more. I thought like Monster
does give off like dirt bike Bros named Kyle vibe
of their tech names on their backing. For sure, for sure.
But they're saying because of the rise of like Alani,
you like it makes sense? Sure, I mean, as long
as the can's pretty, it'll be fine. But like a monster?
(15:48):
Yeah monster? Have I ever seen a girl drink a monster? Intentionally?
I mean, but I feel like it's not comment. Yeah,
so they're saying that, I mean that the Elani new
blew up with the last four or five years. Yeah,
majorly so flirts as f l r T by the way,
So he's very exciting. Yes, they are doing bright life
(16:09):
uh South focus messaging, including meet your new crushed in
a can?
Speaker 10 (16:13):
Oh okay, Yeah, it's giving juveniles.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
But they're claiming that it promotes functional benefits like collegen support,
skin and hair support as well in the unity support.
God knowes that that's actually true.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
At least I don't believe it personally.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Their flavors strawberry fling, oh, guava lava very tempting.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
Am I like thirteen and limited to buying this?
Speaker 17 (16:36):
Gonna say giving j fourteen.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Nineteen voute yeah in sunset squeeze to teenage girls.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Because I don't.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
I'm not.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
I'm too old. Do you like to take a test
to see which one is best for me?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Well, I guess you can try them all. You know
what I'm saying. So that's the but there's also but
there tell you they're making jokes at the that's because
for women, it'll be charged more for less. How like
women's races are. It's kind of funny. Yeah, So launches
in early twenty twenty six. We'll see.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
I mean, I'll try it.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
It's not I think it just it sounds like it's
fourteen age girls though.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Yeah, the names and everything.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I don't disagree. I do think sometimes when they released
the girl version, quote unquote thinks it is.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
Like overturned the cereal wheel.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
It's more so like the dudes in the room. Yeah,
who didn't like, Well, I know what women want. We'll
call it flirty anything, and I'll get these girls.
Speaker 17 (17:31):
So don't think I could take a person seriously if
they're talking to me with a can that says flirt onnest.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
Especially if it's at work, because that's where a lot
of people are drinking their energy drinks. I'm I'm drinking
a Celsius that looks this looks normal time, not a
flirt in a can.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Guava lava there was I remember this because I did
this a big time rush of years ago when they
were in the studio in Des Moines. I brought in.
They were selling this new like seltzer called chick. It
was Witness the chickness was the was the funny I
brought in because it's like pink cans. It tastes like
ass well. I was like, of course, fellas, let's have
some chicken.
Speaker 10 (18:05):
Just witness the chickeness.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Witness the chickness. Wow, they're not around, am sadly?
Speaker 10 (18:10):
Yeah, I'm okay, but I'll try it. I'll try it
for science.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
What if you love it, dude, that be that'd be
like the worst news ever. If it's like so freaking
good that yeah, you're a big fan.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
I don't think I will.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Well, sorry, you find out. We got time to find
out in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 17 (18:25):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
This is intern John and your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You're in the dating field. Do you know how I
spot a serial dater?
Speaker 10 (18:39):
I don't think. I want to say yes, but I
don't think so.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
So do you like what do you mean.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
I guess if I was talking to them, I wouldn't
be able to look at them and be like, oh,
you're a serial dat.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Okay, first off, what do you think a serial data is?
Speaker 10 (18:49):
Somebody that just goes on dates to go on dates
or try to feel something.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
And so how would you spot that in a dude?
Speaker 9 (18:55):
Uh, just if they didn't seem very serious about why
they're there. They're just kind of like like lack of
days ago. I guess you'd say they're just like, oh, whatever,
I'm not asking on a first date for you to
like commit to me, obviously, but just make it seem
like you're interested in being there, because how many times
have we been on dates before that?
Speaker 10 (19:11):
It's like their heads in the clouds.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, so that's what this therapist is talking about. They say,
with the serial dater, it's someone who's main goal dating
is not to enter a serious relationship. They just like
the enjoyment and thrill that comes with dating.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
And then also if they're trying just to kind of
get back to your place or their place, that on
a first date very you can but usually by the
time that happens, I can tell if they do.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
That they're trying to get deserted.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Because there is this guy on a date with in
Atlanta and he kept trying to go back to my
place and I was like no, And then I found
out what I was saying, maybe two weeks later, that
he was a serial dater. Okay, and it was because
one of my friends went on a date with him
and then she's like, oh, I think and he goes anyway,
long story share. I found out a bunch of people
actually I knew, had gone dates with him.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Like multiple dates, so it's like they have the one
date and then like, yeah, okay, that's also expended. Yeah,
if he's doing it correctly. Yeah, they say with the
serial daters, they like the fun parts, the honeymoon face stuff.
They like getting to know people going out on like
the fun dates, the rush of all the newness, but
not what comes afterwards, the hard work of building an
(20:15):
actual relationship.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Yeah, Because we went on this date where we were
at an oyster house and we were there until they closed,
and we were having a great conversation and everything, but
I didn't want him obviously coming over. Yeah, and I
could tell that he was like, oh coo, and I
don't like that if I say.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
No, like just drop it.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
No.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
That's why I didn't see him again.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
I was a drop of hints that he wanted to
come over, because I think it's easy for dudes to
be like, oh, come back to my place.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
And where again were We were in the neighborhood right
next to where I lived, and I had walked there,
but it was like a farther walk, but it was
I think it was fall or something. It was like
nice out and so he lived probably he probably lives
like twenty thirty minutes from there. And he's like, oh,
why don't I just drop you home, like you know,
we can go watch like something like you know, chill.
(20:59):
He's like, because you know they're doing all that construction
up in Buckhead. I was like, no, super the guy.
So I walked here, He's like, it's dark. I'm like,
I will, I drew up in Baltimore.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Yeah. They had night time round from two. Hey.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Thanks, Hey, So I actually was gonna uber.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
In another one, they say the biggest sign some of
the serial dater is so including a short history of relationships.
Well yeah, yeah, probably, yeah, that's definitely fair.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Or they're like, oh yeah, I just like I haven't
been in one in a long time. They're thirty five,
and I'm like, hmm, yeah, it's like that I just
describe myself. But like I'm I've been trying. I've tried,
I've tried.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, I think that you're a thrill seeker in the
sense of but.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Like I had that guy last year who said he
was like, I just haven't been really ready to settle down.
I haven't been dating anybody, Like I haven't had a
girlfriend since college. I'm like, huh, that's weird.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Well, like that can be a double edged story because
it could be in theory if like somebody's actually trying
to like build their career up and that kind of stuff. Sure,
but yeah, I do think there's a little bit of
like they're just trying to get the throw out.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
I think that they just wanted you know, it's.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Like time they've been dating apps the entire time. Then
I think it's probably more so they're a cereal.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
Like one of my friends is like, oh, that's crazy
that you date that guy, because like I know him,
we're friends from dating apps, pen Pal friends online now
because of dating Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Would you say somebody can't because I know, like the
common thing people said, I need to work on myself.
Can you be working on yourself while also be on
dating apps?
Speaker 10 (22:19):
I don't know. I was to say, I'm not a doctor.
I personally cannot.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Right because it's almost like, yeah, I have a torn
uh you know, bicep, but I'm still working out.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Because I'm getting that attention on a dating app from
a stranger that I want and then I'm not meeting
with them. But I'm so qute unquote working on myself.
But it's like, how about you fall in love your solitude?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Well, and that stranger doesn't know you're doing that.
Speaker 17 (22:43):
I say, I feel like that I need to work
on myself or focus like that. A lot of times
I feel like that's just an excuse. They just like
throw it at the wall to see if it sticks.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
It's like, it's not me. Yeah, it's a pretty good
cop out. Yeah, I don't do. I disagree. If they've
demonstrated a fear commitment and ethnic communication. Yes, the big
one they say is over promising under delivering.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Yeah, it's all about your action, it's not your words.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, show me speaking a toxic way about past partners.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
Oh yeah, if you're very negative about your past partners
if they were just fine and you're still trashing your acts.
Speaker 10 (23:14):
I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah, I think that's fair. And they say in over
abundance of big gestures early on in the relationship, like
you're a lot of bombing. Yeah, I guess because maybe
in the back of the mind they know it's not
gonna last one anyway.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
So it also like freaks me out. Yeah, when people
start doing that right away, I'm like, what's.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Wrong with you? What was the biggest love bum you got?
You could think of?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
A guy on a first date invited me to his
cousin's wedding and cantcoon and then he proceeded to go
to my favorite restaurant across the park from where I
lived because I had I had mentioned it on the
day before he invited me, and he was upset that
I wouldn't go, and kept like he said that he
told his family about me, and I blocked him. That's
you know, the bartender and the manager there, they were
my neighbors and so they'd be like, Shelby, you can't
(23:53):
come to Buenavida.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I'm talking about the one in l in and out
here because he's back.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I mean, at least that's good friends.
Speaker 10 (23:59):
Yeah, no, he was really it was really creepy because
I'm like, I literally left this date because he was
just he was an odd dude.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
He's helping for meek. Here, let's go.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
You missed it, Well, we get you a hold sauce.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Do you have something you believe?
Speaker 10 (24:16):
He just can't prove my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
He would have his phone die a lot, and we
were in a long distance relationship, and so I just
I can't prove that he cheated on me, but the
way that he acted and he I would never hear
from him at night like after like at the very end,
I obviously ended up breaking up with him. And then
he swears up and down that he never cheated on me.
But then his roommate had told me that he did.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Okay, Yeah, that's ways to what the roommate.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Say that this like the roommate, because I had asked
the roommate.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
This was I was like twenty or twenty one.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
I was very young and stupid, and I had asked
because he's because there's just like some stuff that was
happening that he was just acting sketchy about. And you know,
back back then, I was like just crazy. So I
did I did ask, and then even his brother his moms.
I need to take how he acts with a grain
of salt. When I asked, that's not good. So that
wasn't her telling me. But I definitely think he was
because he lived near his mother.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
That's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
One.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I had a coworker.
Speaker 17 (25:13):
This was when I worked in a restaurant, and I
am fairly certain that she was sleeping with our boss, oh,
who was married.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Okay, why do you think that?
Speaker 17 (25:24):
I mean, they like there was just like a weird
flirtation between them and they would like stay after their
shifts and drink like, which was not uncommon in the
restaurant industry.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
But the fact that he was a boss and it
was like mostly her, I'm like, it's going on here? Sure, sure,
let me go hold on, do you Brandy? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Hi, good morning?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
You are you're convinced that what happened Brandy? That you
can't you can't prove it.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
That I was left in a car during a tornado?
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Oh okay, okay, do you why do you think that, because.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I clearly remember in my car seat we went to
one of the schools where the shelter was. Yeah, and
all I remember is seeing my mom and my sister
run towards the cars to the school. I see the
tornado in the distance. And then once my mom gets
to the door, she realizes she forgot me and came back.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Okay, oh my god, so she shoes. She always tell
you it's not what happened.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Oh she throws ups and ups and up and down
that it never happened.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, but you're like, I know, I remember you forgetting me. Yeah, Okay,
I clearly remember. Okay, h Brandy, you're in the running.
It's funny like parents will try to rewrite your child,
like my parents all the time. Like you guys never
have spanks. I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I remember that happening definitely all the time. Let me go,
do you do? Fake name Wendy, Good morning morning. You
are convinced what happened, even though you can't prove it.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
I'm convinced my ex co worker wasn't bazzling money from
our company.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Oh, say what type of industry it was?
Speaker 8 (27:07):
Say it again?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
What kind of industry you're in, oh, medical, okay, And
why do you think a co worker was in bezzling money?
Speaker 8 (27:15):
So he was one of our billers, and he would
just come across all this type of money, like he
would say, oh, I just I just got twenty thousand
bitcoin and.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
I you know I did this, and I'm like ye.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
But our company was always short by thousands of dollars
because our system wasn't recording properly, so we couldn't like
at pinpoint where it was going. But when he finally
quit because we were like watching him, suddenly all our
numbers went up.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
That's crazy. If you had a guest fake name Wendy,
how much cash do you think dambezzled.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
It's gotta be at least fifty k?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
God, oh my god, all right, wow, judge, fake Dame Mondy. Hello,
one second, you're in the right name. Let me go
with fake name Stephanie give morning.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Heger Martin couldn't hear me?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I can, girl, You are convinced what happened, even though
you can't prove it.
Speaker 18 (28:04):
So my best friend has always been a serial cheater
on her husband and they have three kids, and then
she got pregnant with the fourth and I am absolutely.
Speaker 14 (28:15):
Convinced that that child is not her husband's, that it
is her lovers.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Okay, okay, is it just a hunch or does the
kid not look like anybody?
Speaker 14 (28:26):
Or oh my gosh, the other three kids look just
to like they resemble like both their mom and their dad.
The fourth one looks nothing like any of them, built different,
looks different, different every day.
Speaker 10 (28:43):
Yeah, have you asked her?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Have you asked her straight up?
Speaker 7 (28:50):
I have an ask her straight up.
Speaker 18 (28:52):
I have kind of like, you know, tiptoed around it,
and she'd always like no, of course, not like what
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
For sure?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
But I am straight him?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Then, okay, hold on one second, you were in the running.
It's kind of like how every family has that one
branch of the family that you don't really talk to
me and make up stories about where it's like, of
course they're off doing that. Do you mean it's like
very much like we could have asked them, but like
not the family trade there at the zoo like they're
behind the glass and they can't get to you. Just
watch and enjoy the show. Yeah, let me go fake
(29:25):
named Pat, Good morning, I'm doing well. You are convinced
what happened, fake named Pat, even though you can't prove it.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
I'm convinced that my ex wife had slept with her cousin. Oh,
they know we're not from West Virginia either, and.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
So why do I mean, that's a pretty big accusation, Pat,
And we of course shut you judgment. Why would you
think she was not going vote to their cousin.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Because right after that it happened, she had told me
she had no longer was in love with.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
Me and wanted a divorce.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Okay, but after what happened, So we were out, and we.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Were out a family gathering, and all of a sudden,
I started getting all these weird looks from the family,
and I'm like, all right, what the hell did I do?
So I texted the uh one cousin and they're like, well,
you'll have a thing going on.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
Oh okay, okay, I heard from another cousin.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Yeah, And I was like, well, that explains all the
weird looks I was getting from.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Are they first cousins?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Yeah? They are first cousin.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Was it weird?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
The family function they placed in the bottle.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I loft with that current?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Yeah, gotcha. Okay a second, you're in the rightning. Lots
of process to start through, lots of process. We'll get
to that later day. I can vote for your favorite.
By the way, nine ninety three three eight text looks
like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
In the intern, John in Your Morning Show You in
case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Second date update on intern John your Morning Show. Dating
is the worst, especially if the person you are dating
with or dating too, dating in general, doesn't communicate they
stopped talking, especially around this time of the year, the
holidays coming up. We try to figure out exactly what's
going on. Christian, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Morning everyone.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Hey, so walker throughis you and Ava matched on hinge?
About how long ago?
Speaker 12 (31:35):
I don't know, maybe a little more than a month or.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
So, okay, And what about a of US profile made
her stand out to you?
Speaker 7 (31:43):
She was gorgeous.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
I don't know, she just had that look my taste.
She seems kind of down to earth as well. When
we were talking, like it was a good blend. You know,
she wasn't. She looked like she might be like almost
too much out of my league. But then when we
started talking she was very.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
You know, to sports well, so, yeah, you guys went
to a Caps game.
Speaker 12 (32:07):
We went to a Caps game, which was also a plus.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
She said yes to that. Yeah, I mean absolutely. Okay,
how long was the first date after we matched?
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Like?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
How long from matching to seeing each other in person?
Speaker 7 (32:21):
Maybe maybe a week and a half, but it got
you a little quick.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
See guys to the Caps game? Would do dinner for
a second date?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Oh yeah, we did the dinner.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah, okay, gotcha? Okay, And yeah, I only cut you off,
but I just want to this is aroun. I'm confused
because this all kind of stems from after dinner, which
was what two weeks ago roughly. Yeah, she had mentioned
that she was going to a friends giving this past
weekend and invited you to come with her, right, yes.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
She's she brought it up, and I was like, I
was a little nervous. I don't know many she I
have never met any of her friends. She talked about them,
but I've neus met them, and you know, it was
just like a next step kind of thing like.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Friends giving, but still the friends giving is almost more
more important. But like that's a huge hurdle where I
would invite somebody to a friends giving unless I thought
there was for sure a chance it was going to
work out. Yeah, so she's invited to your friends giving,
you say yes, this weekend comes around, you can't get
a hold of her.
Speaker 12 (33:34):
Yeah, I don't know what happened. I I texted her,
didn't want to bother too much. Then I was getting
closer to the date, so I gave her a call.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
And then nothing, And I gave her another call.
Speaker 12 (33:45):
Nothing again.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
I left her a voicemail.
Speaker 12 (33:46):
I'm like, did I misread the situation? Did I say
something wrong? Did I not answer quick enough? And I'm nervous? Yeah,
I liked her.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
She invited you. That's pretty black and white. And you
mentioned on her Instagram she was posting stories from the
party this weekend, so she for sure is alive. Yeah,
it went to the party.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yeah, okay, she's active on social media.
Speaker 12 (34:10):
So I hate when people do this.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
But that's odd. So I guess the only question I
want to ask you, uh, Christian is one percent? She
said I want you to go right. It wasn't like
you were like, oh, would be nice if I can
come along. It's like she no, I didn't even know
there was a friend until she brought it up. Okay,
that's fair. So let's just let me call her and
try and get her on. I love to get her
(34:33):
side because it would be different if, like you, like,
got the sympathy invite by her. Idea, That to me
is odd because again, that's a huge that's a big step.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Yeah, especially friends givings because you're literally dining with them usually.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yes, and you only know her. Yeah, in theory, yeah,
it would have been a vibe check. You know, they
really all me out.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
Do I pass for friends?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
I got you, Hello, Hi, call him for Eva please?
She Hey, girl, it's interns John. I got Sauce Rose
here as well. Can we talk to you on the
show real quick about something like thirty seconds of your time?
Nothing bad?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Positive?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Oh okay, we're doing something called seconded up Day. I
got somebody named Christian on the the line. Christian, if
you want to say hello, Hi. Eva nailed it, and
so Eva Christian reached out to us, told us, you, guys,
mash On Hinge went to a Caps game, had dinner.
You had invited him to friends giving this past weekend.
But when it came time for you know, the perdin details,
(35:34):
you kind of disappeared. So we're trying to see where
your head's at and why the cutoff of communication if
you will.
Speaker 19 (35:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, I did invite him to friends giving,
and before the friends happened, a friend of mine who actually,
by the way, was going to be there at the
friends giving, notice that he's on dating apps still.
Speaker 10 (36:02):
Okay, Yeah, I'm howd you guys relationship?
Speaker 13 (36:10):
I wouldn't say we are in a relationship, but you know,
we went on a couple of dates. So yeah, I don't.
I don't want a guy that i'm dating to still
beyond dating apps.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Okay, well, yeah, I know.
Speaker 13 (36:27):
I didn't think I needed to.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Okay, So you how did How does your friend know
what Christian looks like?
Speaker 13 (36:37):
Well, my friend just kind of saw him on there?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
I mean that, but like, how does your friend know
what he looks like?
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Though?
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Well she doesn't, but Christian is not a super common name.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Did you Christian on there? Okay? Have you shown her
photos of him?
Speaker 12 (37:03):
No?
Speaker 10 (37:05):
You don't even know if it's him?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
What I don't.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Hey, here's a Christian and you know, right right here
in our area, you know, same age?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You know?
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Like, okay, everything, so hold on, you give me a headaches?
So you don't know for sure if it's him. Yeah,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
I'm not trying to laugh at you.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
I just Christian. Are you on you? Okay? Hold on?
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Yeah, I don't. I don't get why it's a problem
either way though, Like I wasn't really active on it.
I just I I forgot I still had it, you know.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Okay, but you guys, you guys aren't boyfriend girlfriend right, No.
Speaker 12 (37:44):
That's true. You know, I didn't really think anything of it.
I thought we were just kind of still beginning stages.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna put you. I'm gonna put
you guys in hold. I'm I need a rebels a lot.
Are you team Eva or a team Christian?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows in case you
missed it.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Really quick this he I again, take this out their word.
I guess put out the professions he says are most
likely to cheat, based on his research and based on
following people around. Okay, you have a guess what makes
the list? Sauce.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
I've heard pilots.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Okay, I've heard that too. Yeah, because you're away a lot. No, no, Rose,
I've heard unfortunately military. I've heard that too, Yeah, he
says it. Professionals come in at five.
Speaker 10 (38:33):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yeah. They said they have some tricks of their sleeve
and it comes to covering up their footprint. Oh my gosh.
Also they have a good excuse for hefty screen time yeah,
which is true.
Speaker 11 (38:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
And like and quote unquote helping coworkers.
Speaker 9 (38:48):
Yeah, like that type of like because you're like, oh,
if you're if you're not on your computer or whatever,
and you might not be making money.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
And I think with it, like in theory, Yeah, you
can do it remotely, but I'll have to go in
the office and need me to fix something. Yeah, I
have to go this office somewhere else. So that kind
of makes sense.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
Sales reps, okay, is it because you're you're traveling a lot,
doing dinner, you're on the phone a lot.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah, all the above.
Speaker 8 (39:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
They say they're persuasive by nature, which can help them
manipulate others if they have to valid And there's also
like late nights okay. And they say the adrenaline as
well of like a big sale and then you go
like out of town for work at the hotel bar. Yeah,
your coworkers, you want work trips one of those things
as a kid sound like really fun, and then it's
(39:31):
it's the biggest nightmare of all time. So you're working
the whole time, you've had twenty hour day, go back
to them for five minutes. We're gonna do a team dinner.
It's like, I'd rather eat the remote control in the room.
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Especially if you don't really know your team yet. And
then you're so like my best friend she just changed
jobs and she went on a work trip right away,
and I was like thinking the whole time, I can
do that. I definitely could, but I would feel uncomfy.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Flight attendants made the list of three. I guess I've
put pilots in the same category though, Yeah, he says
the throughout his time, the distance, freedom and glamorous setting
can increase temptation, especially when you're far away from your partner.
Boundaries can quickly fade.
Speaker 10 (40:06):
Sure, I guess. I guess if you're traveling all the time,
especially sure, you start getting a little lonely.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
And if like you're traveling, there's ballers on the plane,
there's good looking people to fly. Yeah, yeah, I mean
I can understand. There we go, yeah, uh, he said,
we investigated Mary fly attend who frequently worked long haul.
She started to become distant. We looked into it. She
had been meeting a pilot from thenother airline or stopovers.
They've been booking into the same hotels for months. Oh
that's kind Now, call center workers, who would have thought.
Speaker 10 (40:34):
That's kind of find them.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Yeah, I did not expect that one. He says. They're
under pressure every day. It's only natural reformed bonds of
the people around you. Okay, I guess it kind of
makes sense because maybe your person wouldn't quite understand, like
the stress of the job.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
Yeah, especially someone's especially I feel like at that job
people are pretty mean.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
To you, for sure. Well, I much to think, Yeah,
you'd be looking for some happiness at work just talking
to you. Yeah, to your point, stute, you're getting pooped
on basically everyone that will help. And also it's like
I hate the company as much as you do. Customer. Yeah,
you know what I mean, he says. Unfortunately, for some
of these friendships off and cross the line, we're spending
long hours side by side.
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Okay, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
The number one cheating profession, according to this PI is
medical professional.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
I have heard that too.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (41:22):
I mean, obviously we're not so I don't know how
it works, but.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
He says medics come in. Number one says one of
his cases, we discover our nurses having affair with the
doctors or night shifts, meeting a spare room in the
hospital while the partners believe they were working.
Speaker 10 (41:36):
Yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Yeah, they say a doctors can spend anywhere up to
sixty hours a week in the hospital. They work out
and then the high stress in the anxiety they're on call,
they're like, I have to leave right now.
Speaker 10 (41:47):
You were like, oh, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Well, and we've heard too, like the amount of like
nurses have called them like, oh, these spare rooms in
the hospital must be soundproof, because.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
That apparently is all of it, just the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
This is injured John and your morning shows you missed it?
Name Megan, good morning, bye, good morning? Your secrets about
your bestie? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (42:10):
So she's being proposed to you next week and I'm
totally against them getting married.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Oh okay, and poor k why.
Speaker 8 (42:20):
Uh there?
Speaker 7 (42:21):
She and her boyfriend are just not good together. They
argue over everything and they can never come to agreement
on anything, and they don't really value each other.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Oh great, sick? Okay, is this it Dame Meghan where
everybody hates them together and dear friends just ignoring the
glaring red flags?
Speaker 8 (42:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean I think the only person who
likes them together is my best friend's grandmother.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Okay, okay, so how long do you think it's gonna last?
Speaker 8 (42:52):
I would give them five years?
Speaker 7 (42:54):
Max?
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Okay, how long they've been together for?
Speaker 7 (42:57):
They've been together eight years now.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
So if you're asked to be in the wedding, would
you suck it up and do it? Or are you
not going to be part of it?
Speaker 8 (43:06):
I mean, she was my best friend, so I'll take
it up and do it, but like.
Speaker 7 (43:10):
I'm going to have a conversation with Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
That's all right, fake damn Megan Hall one second and
the running that sucks. I had to like sneeze and
the'd say speak now, but.
Speaker 19 (43:20):
Go to it.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Let me go, fake name Michelle, good morning, Your secret
is fairly new. What's going on? Girl?
Speaker 7 (43:30):
I actually had a one night stand last night.
Speaker 8 (43:35):
Well little to my surprise.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
It was like fifty.
Speaker 8 (43:40):
I was not ready for that.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Okay, without being like while walking the line, Uh, how
do we mean that was poorly written and not being
a cliffhanger?
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Or yeah tender?
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Okay, sure, okay, and so how how do we what happened?
He had sleeping restraints for his night terrors.
Speaker 8 (44:00):
Well it's been a while for me, so I said,
why not? So just new positions that I have never tried?
And outfits? Uh yeah all thea.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Did he have outfits ready for you like he had
he had a closet?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
I was nerve.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Okay, but I'm saying, Michelle that he had that on
deck ready for you to go or did you bring
it over yourself?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
No?
Speaker 5 (44:27):
I I have a few okay, ready to yeah, check up.
But more importantly so when you guys mashed on tender,
did you guys kind of set the tone? I'm like, Hey,
this is what we're doing or is it like, well
we'll go to Thought Records first, have a wholesome meal,
and then see what happens.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
Kinda? I just I wasn't prepared.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Uh you know, girl, you went over there, your nerves,
you're among friends here. I don't really say anything, right, Yeah,
we can't say we know what's gonna happen if you
run over and yours assumed girl.
Speaker 9 (45:07):
Judge, we just want details your invoice change. You don't
have a real name. It could be anybody.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
You're saving a man's life, anything, You're a hero. Yeah?
Absolutely yeah, absolutely fake name Emma, good morning, Good morning,
I girl, your confession? What you have for us?
Speaker 7 (45:26):
Last night?
Speaker 20 (45:27):
I just I was putting laundry away and I found
and then dangerment ring and my boyfriend store.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Look at that?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Now?
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Do we do we think it's for you? It could
be for a friend? What are the things going on?
Speaker 20 (45:41):
I immediately called one of my best friends and she
didn't confess that he did ask for my ring size
about a month ago.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Okay, very nice and is obviously friends on board because
she helped out. Are we feeling good about it?
Speaker 19 (45:56):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (45:57):
For sure.
Speaker 20 (45:57):
I have a daughter from a previous relationship and he
is honestly amazing with her.
Speaker 8 (46:04):
He's a great family guy.
Speaker 20 (46:05):
My family loves him, So I'm really excited.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Do we think we know? Like, is there a birthday
coming up or an obvious day for it to happen.
Speaker 20 (46:14):
Well, my family's very into Christmas, specifically my grandmother and
my most days two weeks after Christmas.
Speaker 8 (46:22):
It could be one of those.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Okay, that's exciting. Well, at least at least you know
it's coming, so you can always have your nails looking
good and be ready to go. Yeah, it's excited. Okay,
fake in emmaha. One second, you're in the air running
vote for your fate over text nine ninety three three
eight let me go fake names, Samantha, good morning, Hichro.
You are confashion what you got for us?
Speaker 8 (46:43):
So I subscribe or I have an only fans until
photos nice? My family thinks I work a normal nine
to five. Them all my friends, all my family, but
even some of my friend's husband subscribed to some of
my things.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Girl, Okay, hold on, so let's base a second, because
are you showing your face in the the only fans stuff?
Speaker 7 (47:08):
Not all of my face?
Speaker 8 (47:10):
But I have quite a few tattoos. Got you say?
Speaker 5 (47:15):
So, how do your friends boyfriends? How they find you?
Speaker 10 (47:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (47:19):
So, I mean, I, you know, promoted myself, not like
super publicly, but they I mean they found girl.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Okay, Samantha, that's no. But you promote yourself that publicly?
Do you send the link and bag? Hey, if you
want to see my ass, here's the link, not not like.
Speaker 8 (47:37):
Not to them like I've promoted in like some Facebook
sites and you know, like other things, but I've never
like sent them a link and been like here you go.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Men are so yes, so how much we racking in
the month? Let me asking fake things, Samantha about Okay,
is this so you still have the other job? Or
is this your full time gig?
Speaker 7 (48:03):
They think I go to work, I'm home.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
You know, I'm a mom, So they're like yeah they okay.
And so because we've heard the stories of like an
only fans that you can pay to like talk to
the creators, is that a thing that you offer on
yours and do you actually do it? Because I've heard
people like will hire somebody else to write back for them,
which makes sense.
Speaker 7 (48:22):
Yeah, yeah, so I mean I talk to people occasionally,
it's not like every day, but.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Yeah, okay, it's it's about how many subscribers you have.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
I'd have to look, I don't know, it's top of
my head.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
Okay. And then so stupid questions. So if like Eric,
I'll use their guys, example, subscribe to your thing. You
know it's him because you see his legal name, or
hows it work.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
If they have like a profile picture.
Speaker 8 (48:47):
A lot of times, especially you know, like well, yeah,
their profile picture or their name gives it away.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
My god, if you if you on your profile photo,
what a dummy?
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Okay, I want you to see the room me.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Uh on one second? Get yeah, you are in the
in the running Okay, yeah, I'm you like, I know
that your.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Money, but also your friend's husbands are I wouldn't.
Speaker 12 (49:11):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 16 (49:13):
Not do it.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Also, I'm gonna be ho. I smell some that Somene's
off there.
Speaker 10 (49:16):
I feel like she probably just posted on her Instagram
story and they saw her because I'm like Facebook groups.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
Which, by the way, no shame of the game. Yeah,
give them money, girl. Absolutely. You can have vote for
your favorite text nine nine three three eight just the
good stuff injured John in your morning show.
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Speaker 4 (49:50):
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So maybe if you're listening and you are going, bring
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naughty gifts because those are the fun conversations.
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Speaker 4 (50:28):
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Speaker 3 (50:30):
Hang out with you, look pretty and to celebrate all
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But until then, I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 9 (50:37):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yo, It's honey once again with another I See why
am I? In case you missed it, recap the best bits,
the best segments, the best everything of this past week
of intern Johnny Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
But what little podcast for you to enjoy it that way?
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Come Monday morning aka the eve of our Hot and
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Speaker 4 (00:41):
We got you covered with the show.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
But let's kick off this week's in case you miss
it with when did you not hide your Crazy? You know,
maybe you freaked out a little too much, Maybe you
got a little too aggressive on some certain situation, or
you know, things weren't just going right and you vented
out on someone else.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
This is your opportunity to.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Let that all out.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Thank named Carly, Good morning, Good morning, You're crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
I was five months pregnant and it was three am,
and I just had a feeling that couldn't sleep, and
I went through his phone and I found texts and
pictures that did not like.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
So I literally literally dragged him out.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Of bed, screaming at him, pushed him outside and locked
the door.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
And actually I threw his phone that I went there
and locked the door. And then he goes to tell
me that it's just his cousin and they shared the
same last name.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Absolutely, after sitting and thinking about it, it absolutely was
not his cousin.
Speaker 8 (01:39):
It was just some girl that just had the same
last name, and that was how he tried to played
it off.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, it was nice.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Even gave him the phone. To be honest with you,
you were five months pregnant.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I would have done yeah, absolutely faking carl one second running.
People always ask how he pull off four of the roses.
I go stories like that, if that right there is,
that's how you do it.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
I just told the girl that he was cheating on
me with that I was his cousin. I did not
have the same last name or blood relationship blood Yeah.
Speaker 10 (02:07):
And we lived together. So I was like, that's crazy, it's.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Pretty silly, weird. Fake name Audrey Good morning, good morning,
I go late ones when didn't know you crazy?
Speaker 8 (02:17):
Oh my gosh. So my EXSI normally time moved out
the apartment and then I was just doing And one
day I realized I still had access to like the
app on my phone for the heat and the easy
and it was in the middle of the summertime, and I
turned the heat on as.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
High as I could.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
So that was the know that's funny to me, but yeah,
that was it was. It was a great feeling for sure.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Oh yeah. And how long we were able to do
that for?
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Oh my gosh. So I had done it. The one
day he came home, he was like, I don't think
that he realized that he did message me and I
ignored him and then I did it like consecutive for
three days, and then I think he grooted my act.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Okay, smart, all right, thankye went second and they running,
that's funny. Let me go fake name Maggie, your morning,
good morning, I go late honest crazy Okay.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
So a couple of years ago I started dating the Sky.
I found out.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
That he had a girlfriend. So, and this was like
eight months into it.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
So I decided to do what girls.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Do and search the internet. Sure, and in my searches,
I was able to locate the.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Address that they lived together. So I decided to print
out all of his pictures and text messages he sent
me and mailed them to his girlfriend with a lot
of intimate gifts because she started a lot of drama.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
With me, and why drama with you?
Speaker 7 (03:43):
I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
But then I was also able to get him fired
from his job during month.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
How about.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
I don't think I can go.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Into okay, but your whole it's beautiful. Jud The fact
that she said so calmly too, That's that's how you know.
It's like it's it's real. Both of your favorite texts
nine nine three three eight Let me go, Megan, good morning.
Speaker 11 (04:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You didn't hide you crazy? How Meghan?
Speaker 11 (04:14):
So, I live in an apartment complex and I had
this neighbor that just kept repeatingly parking in the spot
that was a signed to me that I pay for
every month. Of course I sent them notes, I talked
to them in person and they were just like completely
not hearing it, And so I had their car tos.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I mean for you. So, did you call the toe
company yourself or did you call it the rental office.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
I called, Well, I talked to the rental office and
they talked to them and there was nothing happening. So
I called the toe company myself.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Hell yeah, So how long did it take the toe
company coming from you calling to their car being gone?
How long was it?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Maybe?
Speaker 11 (04:53):
Like an hour?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
That's great? Did you did you watch the whole thing?
Speaker 12 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Hell, that's sick, megane second and the running I get that, yeah,
Like that's so rude. And also it's knowing your apartment
complex didn't do anything. So you guys are supposed to
be the rules, so they could call the company for you,
for sure. That's like my h away if it's ever
issued the neighbors like we preferred the neighbors take out. Like,
but you're the h away. Yeah, this is you guys
signed up to be the hallminders, monitor the halls literally. Yeah.
(05:20):
In Hyattsville tearing, good morning, good morning, all right, girl,
late on, it's what happened.
Speaker 13 (05:26):
I smeared my dog's poop on my excess car.
Speaker 14 (05:30):
We sound proud, ky, Well we only the first time
we dated.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He just kept coming back but wouldn't treat me well.
Speaker 15 (05:38):
But I say I got my get back by taking
his v car.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It wasn't good.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
He still wouldn't leave me alone.
Speaker 16 (05:46):
So yeah, yeah, I smeared dog poop on his car.
Speaker 15 (05:49):
So I was comfortable with being the crazy girlfriend that
smeared dog poop on his car.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Sure, under the handle, over the top, it was.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
It was up under the handles, smeared across the door.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, what sized dogev?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
He was?
Speaker 10 (06:05):
He was a small little Karen Terrier.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Sure what a heart? All right, Taren? One second the running,
let's go in Burtonsville, Lez, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Hi.
Speaker 15 (06:15):
I had actually met this guy at work and he
lived in Maryland.
Speaker 16 (06:20):
But then it turns out on the weekend.
Speaker 15 (06:23):
He had a house in Pennsylvania. So I found out
he was actually married. That's why he wasn't here on
the weekend.
Speaker 16 (06:30):
So I found a picture and found his his Facebook,
his wife's Facebook. And all I did on the weekend
when I knew he was with her was send a
picture of him holding her in his arms, and didn't
say anything else and just let that marinate.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Oh damn, just so he knows that, you know, Yes,
that's pretty good, all right, Les White second you're in
the running. And they had that that kind of like
that's like got mom guild stuff where your mom's like,
I listen, I know my mom will leave stuff out
that she found, not mention it just so I would
like go crazy myself.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
Here you go.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
I'm aware that sucks that they still were toe.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
Oh yeah, no doubt cheeters were coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's War of the Roses on Intern John in your
morning shows.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Wore the Rosies on Intern John in your morning show. Danny,
let me recap this quick. You and Autumn met at
a run club several years back. You guys hung out
a couple of times at the run club. You asked
her out. You guys kind of started dating pretty soon
after that. I moved in with each other about nine
months after that, been together about two years. The reason
you want to do War the Roses is you mentioned
when you guys first started living with each other, she'd
(07:37):
often have like girls nights at her play, so the
girls come over and watch movies and do whatever. You'd
leave and do guys nights. That basically has kind of
stopped the last couple of weeks. And what's kind of
raised your flag a little bit is you noticed that
when she leaves for girls' nights. She's not dressed in
like sweats in the hoodie. She's dressed like she's trying
to impress in your words, almost like how she was
(07:58):
when you guys first started hanging out, like peacock and
if you will try and put her best foot forward,
is that fair?
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
The second no been saying like, do you notice that
she started dressing a lot better, almost like she's trying
to get attention, like she's trying to peacock. Yeah, did
she give you a reason for why the girls nights
stopped being at your place? That's a good question, no,
or like not a good reason, like.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Okay, then I don't even remember.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
It was just like, oh, we're doing it over at
what's her name's house?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Like okay, gotcha, you know. And so when you would
do your guys night, would it be with your own
friends or like the boyfriends of the girls at girls night?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
One or two of them maybe, but no, it was
like kind of a little bit different group.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
So if you ever hang out with the other boyfriends,
do any of them act different? Like are they like?
Because I feel like the boyfriends this day would know
they they've been like oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
You're still here.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
You know what, I don't know. I don't. Wow, that's
like a good question.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
I don't really know the answer to that.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
That's there. They might not be not that's fair. So
let's see this. We'll call instead of doing the flowers
to call from the Morning Ball Ride, our Country Morning
char Alter Ego. We'll put her in the secret slation chambers,
the last person that Caesar naked, and we'll get answers
that way. Okay, okay, one second, I guess I would
assume that boyfriends might know. But again, boyfriends on the
(09:26):
way things.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Like her friends. If there is something around, they might.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Not know either. That's really fair.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
She could just be feeling herself getting little dressed up.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
God knows, I do. Yeah, Hello, I call it for autumn. Please,
Hey Autumn, it's humbelieve the Morning Bull Ride. I put
you in hold real quick to talk to the show
on the airth They want talk to you roc about something.
One second, just lost this life. Tumbleweed is me giving
(10:03):
you what you need if you please, every single day
of the week.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
That was poetic.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
It's something and sniffing the gas fumes again a little
bait of to my left is and I'm getting you in.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
You wear chebulay anywhere you want to go.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Tumbleweed, rusty olgaty oars.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Yeah, you know well, I'm gonna start calling it the
pasture door, the pasture door.
Speaker 10 (10:25):
You get one out the pasture. Absolutely fantastic, Clara Belle
raising her phoning.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Now, guys, special guess is this autumn? No, it's not,
it's winter. Hey a, welcome to the morning bull Rye.
We appreciate you being part of the program today. I
got something real special for you. I'm you are a
special caller. We Autumn got somebody in.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Our secret relation chamber.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Now the reason they're in our secretlation chamber, Autumn, if
they told us, if we ask you, who's the last
person to see them naked? And vice versa, and you're
gonna say they're Now here's a good thing, little Autumn,
little fall bird. You say their name, you guys both
win a free cruise to Jamaica. It's beautiful this, Timmy,
you're actually any time of year now, Autumn. Do you
(11:10):
understand the rules of as I have explained.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
It to you.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah, so you know the last person saw you that closed.
I saw your twigs and berries. Okay, when I asked Ike,
how recently was it last week? Last week? A modest
gow like that? On my count? Three you say their name,
we say in Jamaica.
Speaker 14 (11:34):
Okay, okay, three.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
No, three aad Keith Keeve? Is that you?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Whoa whoa your boyfriend?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Wait?
Speaker 11 (11:50):
No, Danny, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
No, my name is Adren John. I got saw Rose
here as well. We're doing War of the Roses in
the show. He did your ex boyfriend?
Speaker 17 (12:05):
Well, yeah, but I mean, but it's not like no, no, no, no,
it's not like I'm doing no no, no, okay, okay, Janny, Okay,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
It's not a cheating thing. They just asked me who
I saw?
Speaker 13 (12:14):
Who saw me?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Naked?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Fully naked?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
What no?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
No, my my ex. He's dealing with some bad stuff
and I'm just kind of.
Speaker 13 (12:29):
To make him feel No, I just want to cheer
him up.
Speaker 11 (12:32):
I kind of splashed him a little.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
Yeah that's what you do with your totally flashed my
ex all the time to make him feel better.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Say, wait, thank you. How long have you been sneaking
out to see your ex boyfriend to flash him so
he feels better?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, Okay, it's not like that.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I mean, we've been hanging out a little bit over
the last couple of months because you.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Girl one man one time over the last few months.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
But we showed.
Speaker 12 (13:16):
That.
Speaker 10 (13:17):
It's so funny.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Yeah, imagine like the lack of therapy people would need
if we just flash everyone to make them feel better.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
That's so true, probably say the world. So you don't
think there's a problem on that you have not told
your boyfriend the last couple of months. Yes, you've been
hanging out with your ex boyfriend because he's going through things.
You don't think that's the let's start with that one.
That's not an issue.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
I don't think that it is.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
But you know he did that to you. He was
flashing drawn.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
To his ex. Now what's the flashing part? You think
it is a problem. You flash your ex boyfriend and
you spectator.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Think I didn't.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
It was just an impulse thing.
Speaker 17 (13:52):
Trying to make him okay, maybe okay. He also flashed
you because we said you each site.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
That's fair. Oh well no, I mean no, I just
do you often flash people that raise their spirits? Because
if so, my Instagram's helping John. That's a joke. But
you guys have a stupid. That sounds right. You guys
have done that sounds right because what if Danny was
flashing his ex girlfriend alone without telling you to raise
(14:22):
her spirits?
Speaker 11 (14:24):
Well, you know when you're saying it out loud on
the radio.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, okay, So was your plan to just keep nursing
them back to health by flashing your tatas?
Speaker 12 (14:38):
No, that wasn't my intention.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
So what what what was the plan of this so
we know?
Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yeah, a better understanding.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
And listen, we were together for a really long time
and I didn't really want to share with Danny because
I thought he would get very jealous and.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
I didn't want him to feel insecure. Sounds like, oh
my god, are you you're dude?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Oh my?
Speaker 12 (15:05):
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Speaker 10 (15:09):
Want more roses, go to YMS radio dot com.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I thought this is interesting. Over the weekend, Monster Energy
announced their release in a female focused energy drink in
twenty twenty six called Flirt f l RT.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
When I think of a female, I think flirt.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Well, I think like the more. I thought like Monster
does give off like dirt bike Bros named Kyle vibe
of their tech names on their backing. For sure, for sure.
But they're saying because of the rise of like Alani,
you like it makes sense? Sure, I mean, as long
as the can's pretty, it'll be fine. But like a monster?
(15:48):
Yeah monster? Have I ever seen a girl drink a monster? Intentionally?
I mean, but I feel like it's not comment. Yeah,
so they're saying that, I mean that the Elani new
blew up with the last four or five years. Yeah,
majorly so flirts as f l r T by the way,
So he's very exciting. Yes, they are doing bright life
(16:09):
uh South focus messaging, including meet your new crushed in
a can?
Speaker 10 (16:13):
Oh okay, Yeah, it's giving juveniles.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
But they're claiming that it promotes functional benefits like collegen support,
skin and hair support as well in the unity support.
God knowes that that's actually true.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
At least I don't believe it personally.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Their flavors strawberry fling, oh, guava lava very tempting.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
Am I like thirteen and limited to buying this?
Speaker 17 (16:36):
Gonna say giving j fourteen.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Nineteen voute yeah in sunset squeeze to teenage girls.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Because I don't.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
I'm not.
Speaker 10 (16:48):
I'm too old. Do you like to take a test
to see which one is best for me?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Well, I guess you can try them all. You know
what I'm saying. So that's the but there's also but
there tell you they're making jokes at the that's because
for women, it'll be charged more for less. How like
women's races are. It's kind of funny. Yeah, So launches
in early twenty twenty six. We'll see.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
I mean, I'll try it.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
It's not I think it just it sounds like it's
fourteen age girls though.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Yeah, the names and everything.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I don't disagree. I do think sometimes when they released
the girl version, quote unquote thinks it is.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
Like overturned the cereal wheel.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
It's more so like the dudes in the room. Yeah,
who didn't like, Well, I know what women want. We'll
call it flirty anything, and I'll get these girls.
Speaker 17 (17:31):
So don't think I could take a person seriously if
they're talking to me with a can that says flirt onnest.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
Especially if it's at work, because that's where a lot
of people are drinking their energy drinks. I'm I'm drinking
a Celsius that looks this looks normal time, not a
flirt in a can.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Guava lava there was I remember this because I did
this a big time rush of years ago when they
were in the studio in Des Moines. I brought in.
They were selling this new like seltzer called chick. It
was Witness the chickness was the was the funny I
brought in because it's like pink cans. It tastes like
ass well. I was like, of course, fellas, let's have
some chicken.
Speaker 10 (18:05):
Just witness the chickeness.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Witness the chickness. Wow, they're not around, am sadly?
Speaker 10 (18:10):
Yeah, I'm okay, but I'll try it. I'll try it
for science.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
What if you love it, dude, that be that'd be
like the worst news ever. If it's like so freaking
good that yeah, you're a big fan.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
I don't think I will.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Well, sorry, you find out. We got time to find
out in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 17 (18:25):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
This is intern John and your morning show is in
case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
You're in the dating field. Do you know how I
spot a serial dater?
Speaker 10 (18:39):
I don't think. I want to say yes, but I
don't think so.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
So do you like what do you mean.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
I guess if I was talking to them, I wouldn't
be able to look at them and be like, oh,
you're a serial dat.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Okay, first off, what do you think a serial data is?
Speaker 10 (18:49):
Somebody that just goes on dates to go on dates
or try to feel something.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
And so how would you spot that in a dude?
Speaker 9 (18:55):
Uh, just if they didn't seem very serious about why
they're there. They're just kind of like like lack of
days ago. I guess you'd say they're just like, oh, whatever,
I'm not asking on a first date for you to
like commit to me, obviously, but just make it seem
like you're interested in being there, because how many times
have we been on dates before that?
Speaker 10 (19:11):
It's like their heads in the clouds.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, so that's what this therapist is talking about. They say,
with the serial dater, it's someone who's main goal dating
is not to enter a serious relationship. They just like
the enjoyment and thrill that comes with dating.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
And then also if they're trying just to kind of
get back to your place or their place, that on
a first date very you can but usually by the
time that happens, I can tell if they do.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
That they're trying to get deserted.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Because there is this guy on a date with in
Atlanta and he kept trying to go back to my
place and I was like no, And then I found
out what I was saying, maybe two weeks later, that
he was a serial dater. Okay, and it was because
one of my friends went on a date with him
and then she's like, oh, I think and he goes anyway,
long story share. I found out a bunch of people
actually I knew, had gone dates with him.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Like multiple dates, so it's like they have the one
date and then like, yeah, okay, that's also expended. Yeah,
if he's doing it correctly. Yeah, they say with the
serial daters, they like the fun parts, the honeymoon face stuff.
They like getting to know people going out on like
the fun dates, the rush of all the newness, but
not what comes afterwards, the hard work of building an
(20:15):
actual relationship.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Yeah, Because we went on this date where we were
at an oyster house and we were there until they closed,
and we were having a great conversation and everything, but
I didn't want him obviously coming over. Yeah, and I
could tell that he was like, oh coo, and I
don't like that if I say.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
No, like just drop it.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
No.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
That's why I didn't see him again.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
I was a drop of hints that he wanted to
come over, because I think it's easy for dudes to
be like, oh, come back to my place.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
And where again were We were in the neighborhood right
next to where I lived, and I had walked there,
but it was like a farther walk, but it was
I think it was fall or something. It was like
nice out and so he lived probably he probably lives
like twenty thirty minutes from there. And he's like, oh,
why don't I just drop you home, like you know,
we can go watch like something like you know, chill.
(20:59):
He's like, because you know they're doing all that construction
up in Buckhead. I was like, no, super the guy.
So I walked here, He's like, it's dark. I'm like,
I will, I drew up in Baltimore.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Yeah. They had night time round from two. Hey.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Thanks, Hey, So I actually was gonna uber.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
In another one, they say the biggest sign some of
the serial dater is so including a short history of relationships.
Well yeah, yeah, probably, yeah, that's definitely fair.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
Or they're like, oh yeah, I just like I haven't
been in one in a long time. They're thirty five,
and I'm like, hmm, yeah, it's like that I just
describe myself. But like I'm I've been trying. I've tried,
I've tried.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Yeah, I think that you're a thrill seeker in the
sense of but.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Like I had that guy last year who said he
was like, I just haven't been really ready to settle down.
I haven't been dating anybody, Like I haven't had a
girlfriend since college. I'm like, huh, that's weird.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Well, like that can be a double edged story because
it could be in theory if like somebody's actually trying
to like build their career up and that kind of stuff. Sure,
but yeah, I do think there's a little bit of
like they're just trying to get the throw out.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
I think that they just wanted you know, it's.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Like time they've been dating apps the entire time. Then
I think it's probably more so they're a cereal.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
Like one of my friends is like, oh, that's crazy
that you date that guy, because like I know him,
we're friends from dating apps, pen Pal friends online now
because of dating Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Would you say somebody can't because I know, like the
common thing people said, I need to work on myself.
Can you be working on yourself while also be on
dating apps?
Speaker 10 (22:19):
I don't know. I was to say, I'm not a doctor.
I personally cannot.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Right because it's almost like, yeah, I have a torn
uh you know, bicep, but I'm still working out.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Because I'm getting that attention on a dating app from
a stranger that I want and then I'm not meeting
with them. But I'm so qute unquote working on myself.
But it's like, how about you fall in love your solitude?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Well, and that stranger doesn't know you're doing that.
Speaker 17 (22:43):
I say, I feel like that I need to work
on myself or focus like that. A lot of times
I feel like that's just an excuse. They just like
throw it at the wall to see if it sticks.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
It's like, it's not me. Yeah, it's a pretty good
cop out. Yeah, I don't do. I disagree. If they've
demonstrated a fear commitment and ethnic communication. Yes, the big
one they say is over promising under delivering.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Yeah, it's all about your action, it's not your words.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, show me speaking a toxic way about past partners.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
Oh yeah, if you're very negative about your past partners
if they were just fine and you're still trashing your acts.
Speaker 10 (23:14):
I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah, I think that's fair. And they say in over
abundance of big gestures early on in the relationship, like
you're a lot of bombing. Yeah, I guess because maybe
in the back of the mind they know it's not
gonna last one anyway.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
So it also like freaks me out. Yeah, when people
start doing that right away, I'm like, what's.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Wrong with you? What was the biggest love bum you got?
You could think of?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
A guy on a first date invited me to his
cousin's wedding and cantcoon and then he proceeded to go
to my favorite restaurant across the park from where I
lived because I had I had mentioned it on the
day before he invited me, and he was upset that
I wouldn't go, and kept like he said that he
told his family about me, and I blocked him. That's
you know, the bartender and the manager there, they were
my neighbors and so they'd be like, Shelby, you can't
(23:53):
come to Buenavida.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I'm talking about the one in l in and out
here because he's back.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I mean, at least that's good friends.
Speaker 10 (23:59):
Yeah, no, he was really it was really creepy because
I'm like, I literally left this date because he was
just he was an odd dude.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
He's helping for meek. Here, let's go.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
You missed it, Well, we get you a hold sauce.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Do you have something you believe?
Speaker 10 (24:16):
He just can't prove my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
He would have his phone die a lot, and we
were in a long distance relationship, and so I just
I can't prove that he cheated on me, but the
way that he acted and he I would never hear
from him at night like after like at the very end,
I obviously ended up breaking up with him. And then
he swears up and down that he never cheated on me.
But then his roommate had told me that he did.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Okay, Yeah, that's ways to what the roommate.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Say that this like the roommate, because I had asked
the roommate.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
This was I was like twenty or twenty one.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
I was very young and stupid, and I had asked
because he's because there's just like some stuff that was
happening that he was just acting sketchy about. And you know,
back back then, I was like just crazy. So I
did I did ask, and then even his brother his moms.
I need to take how he acts with a grain
of salt. When I asked, that's not good. So that
wasn't her telling me. But I definitely think he was
because he lived near his mother.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
That's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
One.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I had a coworker.
Speaker 17 (25:13):
This was when I worked in a restaurant, and I
am fairly certain that she was sleeping with our boss, oh,
who was married.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Okay, why do you think that?
Speaker 17 (25:24):
I mean, they like there was just like a weird
flirtation between them and they would like stay after their
shifts and drink like, which was not uncommon in the
restaurant industry.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
But the fact that he was a boss and it
was like mostly her, I'm like, it's going on here? Sure, sure,
let me go hold on, do you Brandy? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Hi, good morning?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
You are you're convinced that what happened Brandy? That you
can't you can't prove it.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
That I was left in a car during a tornado?
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Oh okay, okay, do you why do you think that, because.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I clearly remember in my car seat we went to
one of the schools where the shelter was. Yeah, and
all I remember is seeing my mom and my sister
run towards the cars to the school. I see the
tornado in the distance. And then once my mom gets
to the door, she realizes she forgot me and came back.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Okay, oh my god, so she shoes. She always tell
you it's not what happened.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Oh she throws ups and ups and up and down
that it never happened.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, but you're like, I know, I remember you forgetting me. Yeah, Okay,
I clearly remember. Okay, h Brandy, you're in the running.
It's funny like parents will try to rewrite your child,
like my parents all the time. Like you guys never
have spanks. I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I remember that happening definitely all the time. Let me go,
do you do? Fake name Wendy, Good morning morning. You
are convinced what happened, even though you can't prove it.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
I'm convinced my ex co worker wasn't bazzling money from
our company.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Oh, say what type of industry it was?
Speaker 8 (27:07):
Say it again?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
What kind of industry you're in, oh, medical, okay, And
why do you think a co worker was in bezzling money?
Speaker 8 (27:15):
So he was one of our billers, and he would
just come across all this type of money, like he
would say, oh, I just I just got twenty thousand
bitcoin and.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
I you know I did this, and I'm like ye.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
But our company was always short by thousands of dollars
because our system wasn't recording properly, so we couldn't like
at pinpoint where it was going. But when he finally
quit because we were like watching him, suddenly all our
numbers went up.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
That's crazy. If you had a guest fake name Wendy,
how much cash do you think dambezzled.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
It's gotta be at least fifty k?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
God, oh my god, all right, wow, judge, fake Dame Mondy. Hello,
one second, you're in the right name. Let me go
with fake name Stephanie give morning.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Heger Martin couldn't hear me?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
I can, girl, You are convinced what happened, even though
you can't prove it.
Speaker 18 (28:04):
So my best friend has always been a serial cheater
on her husband and they have three kids, and then
she got pregnant with the fourth and I am absolutely.
Speaker 14 (28:15):
Convinced that that child is not her husband's, that it
is her lovers.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Okay, okay, is it just a hunch or does the
kid not look like anybody?
Speaker 14 (28:26):
Or oh my gosh, the other three kids look just
to like they resemble like both their mom and their dad.
The fourth one looks nothing like any of them, built different,
looks different, different every day.
Speaker 10 (28:43):
Yeah, have you asked her?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Have you asked her straight up?
Speaker 7 (28:50):
I have an ask her straight up.
Speaker 18 (28:52):
I have kind of like, you know, tiptoed around it,
and she'd always like no, of course, not like what
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
For sure?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
But I am straight him?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Then, okay, hold on one second, you were in the running.
It's kind of like how every family has that one
branch of the family that you don't really talk to
me and make up stories about where it's like, of
course they're off doing that. Do you mean it's like
very much like we could have asked them, but like
not the family trade there at the zoo like they're
behind the glass and they can't get to you. Just
watch and enjoy the show. Yeah, let me go fake
(29:25):
named Pat, Good morning, I'm doing well. You are convinced
what happened, fake named Pat, even though you can't prove it.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
I'm convinced that my ex wife had slept with her cousin. Oh,
they know we're not from West Virginia either, and.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
So why do I mean, that's a pretty big accusation, Pat,
And we of course shut you judgment. Why would you
think she was not going vote to their cousin.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Because right after that it happened, she had told me
she had no longer was in love with.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
Me and wanted a divorce.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Okay, but after what happened, So we were out, and we.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Were out a family gathering, and all of a sudden,
I started getting all these weird looks from the family,
and I'm like, all right, what the hell did I do?
So I texted the uh one cousin and they're like, well,
you'll have a thing going on.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
Oh okay, okay, I heard from another cousin.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Yeah, And I was like, well, that explains all the
weird looks I was getting from.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Are they first cousins?
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Yeah? They are first cousin.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Was it weird?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
The family function they placed in the bottle.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I loft with that current?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Yeah, gotcha. Okay a second, you're in the rightning. Lots
of process to start through, lots of process. We'll get
to that later day. I can vote for your favorite.
By the way, nine ninety three three eight text looks
like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
In the intern, John in Your Morning Show You in
case you missed it.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Second date update on intern John your Morning Show. Dating
is the worst, especially if the person you are dating
with or dating too, dating in general, doesn't communicate they
stopped talking, especially around this time of the year, the
holidays coming up. We try to figure out exactly what's
going on. Christian, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Morning everyone.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Hey, so walker throughis you and Ava matched on hinge?
About how long ago?
Speaker 12 (31:35):
I don't know, maybe a little more than a month or.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
So, okay, And what about a of US profile made
her stand out to you?
Speaker 7 (31:43):
She was gorgeous.
Speaker 12 (31:43):
I don't know, she just had that look my taste.
She seems kind of down to earth as well. When
we were talking, like it was a good blend. You know,
she wasn't. She looked like she might be like almost
too much out of my league. But then when we
started talking she was very.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
You know, to sports well, so, yeah, you guys went
to a Caps game.
Speaker 12 (32:07):
We went to a Caps game, which was also a plus.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
She said yes to that. Yeah, I mean absolutely. Okay,
how long was the first date after we matched?
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Like?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
How long from matching to seeing each other in person?
Speaker 7 (32:21):
Maybe maybe a week and a half, but it got
you a little quick.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
See guys to the Caps game? Would do dinner for
a second date?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Oh yeah, we did the dinner.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah, okay, gotcha? Okay, And yeah, I only cut you off,
but I just want to this is aroun. I'm confused
because this all kind of stems from after dinner, which
was what two weeks ago roughly. Yeah, she had mentioned
that she was going to a friends giving this past
weekend and invited you to come with her, right, yes.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
She's she brought it up, and I was like, I
was a little nervous. I don't know many she I
have never met any of her friends. She talked about them,
but I've neus met them, and you know, it was
just like a next step kind of thing like.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Friends giving, but still the friends giving is almost more
more important. But like that's a huge hurdle where I
would invite somebody to a friends giving unless I thought
there was for sure a chance it was going to
work out. Yeah, so she's invited to your friends giving,
you say yes, this weekend comes around, you can't get
a hold of her.
Speaker 12 (33:34):
Yeah, I don't know what happened. I I texted her,
didn't want to bother too much. Then I was getting
closer to the date, so I gave her a call.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
And then nothing, And I gave her another call.
Speaker 12 (33:45):
Nothing again.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
I left her a voicemail.
Speaker 12 (33:46):
I'm like, did I misread the situation? Did I say
something wrong? Did I not answer quick enough? And I'm nervous? Yeah,
I liked her.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
She invited you. That's pretty black and white. And you
mentioned on her Instagram she was posting stories from the
party this weekend, so she for sure is alive. Yeah,
it went to the party.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yeah, okay, she's active on social media.
Speaker 12 (34:10):
So I hate when people do this.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
But that's odd. So I guess the only question I
want to ask you, uh, Christian is one percent? She
said I want you to go right. It wasn't like
you were like, oh, would be nice if I can
come along. It's like she no, I didn't even know
there was a friend until she brought it up. Okay,
that's fair. So let's just let me call her and
try and get her on. I love to get her
(34:33):
side because it would be different if, like you, like,
got the sympathy invite by her. Idea, That to me
is odd because again, that's a huge that's a big step.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
Yeah, especially friends givings because you're literally dining with them usually.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yes, and you only know her. Yeah, in theory, yeah,
it would have been a vibe check. You know, they
really all me out.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
Do I pass for friends?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
I got you, Hello, Hi, call him for Eva please?
She Hey, girl, it's interns John. I got Sauce Rose
here as well. Can we talk to you on the
show real quick about something like thirty seconds of your time?
Nothing bad?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Positive?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Oh okay, we're doing something called seconded up Day. I
got somebody named Christian on the the line. Christian, if
you want to say hello, Hi. Eva nailed it, and
so Eva Christian reached out to us, told us, you, guys,
mash On Hinge went to a Caps game, had dinner.
You had invited him to friends giving this past weekend.
But when it came time for you know, the perdin details,
(35:34):
you kind of disappeared. So we're trying to see where
your head's at and why the cutoff of communication if
you will.
Speaker 19 (35:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, I did invite him to friends giving,
and before the friends happened, a friend of mine who actually,
by the way, was going to be there at the
friends giving, notice that he's on dating apps still.
Speaker 10 (36:02):
Okay, Yeah, I'm howd you guys relationship?
Speaker 13 (36:10):
I wouldn't say we are in a relationship, but you know,
we went on a couple of dates. So yeah, I don't.
I don't want a guy that i'm dating to still
beyond dating apps.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Okay, well, yeah, I know.
Speaker 13 (36:27):
I didn't think I needed to.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Okay, So you how did How does your friend know
what Christian looks like?
Speaker 13 (36:37):
Well, my friend just kind of saw him on there?
Speaker 5 (36:42):
I mean that, but like, how does your friend know
what he looks like?
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Though?
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Well she doesn't, but Christian is not a super common name.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Did you Christian on there? Okay? Have you shown her
photos of him?
Speaker 12 (37:03):
No?
Speaker 10 (37:05):
You don't even know if it's him?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
What I don't.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Hey, here's a Christian and you know, right right here
in our area, you know, same age?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You know?
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Like, okay, everything, so hold on, you give me a headaches?
So you don't know for sure if it's him. Yeah,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
I'm not trying to laugh at you.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
I just Christian. Are you on you? Okay? Hold on?
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Yeah, I don't. I don't get why it's a problem
either way though, Like I wasn't really active on it.
I just I I forgot I still had it, you know.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Okay, but you guys, you guys aren't boyfriend girlfriend right, No.
Speaker 12 (37:44):
That's true. You know, I didn't really think anything of it.
I thought we were just kind of still beginning stages.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna put you. I'm gonna put
you guys in hold. I'm I need a rebels a lot.
Are you team Eva or a team Christian?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows in case you
missed it.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
Really quick this he I again, take this out their word.
I guess put out the professions he says are most
likely to cheat, based on his research and based on
following people around. Okay, you have a guess what makes
the list? Sauce.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
I've heard pilots.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Okay, I've heard that too. Yeah, because you're away a lot. No, no, Rose,
I've heard unfortunately military. I've heard that too, Yeah, he
says it. Professionals come in at five.
Speaker 10 (38:33):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Yeah. They said they have some tricks of their sleeve
and it comes to covering up their footprint. Oh my gosh.
Also they have a good excuse for hefty screen time yeah,
which is true.
Speaker 11 (38:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
And like and quote unquote helping coworkers.
Speaker 9 (38:48):
Yeah, like that type of like because you're like, oh,
if you're if you're not on your computer or whatever,
and you might not be making money.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
And I think with it, like in theory, Yeah, you
can do it remotely, but I'll have to go in
the office and need me to fix something. Yeah, I
have to go this office somewhere else. So that kind
of makes sense.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
Sales reps, okay, is it because you're you're traveling a lot,
doing dinner, you're on the phone a lot.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah, all the above.
Speaker 8 (39:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
They say they're persuasive by nature, which can help them
manipulate others if they have to valid And there's also
like late nights okay. And they say the adrenaline as
well of like a big sale and then you go
like out of town for work at the hotel bar. Yeah,
your coworkers, you want work trips one of those things
as a kid sound like really fun, and then it's
(39:31):
it's the biggest nightmare of all time. So you're working
the whole time, you've had twenty hour day, go back
to them for five minutes. We're gonna do a team dinner.
It's like, I'd rather eat the remote control in the room.
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Especially if you don't really know your team yet. And
then you're so like my best friend she just changed
jobs and she went on a work trip right away,
and I was like thinking the whole time, I can
do that. I definitely could, but I would feel uncomfy.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Flight attendants made the list of three. I guess I've
put pilots in the same category though, Yeah, he says
the throughout his time, the distance, freedom and glamorous setting
can increase temptation, especially when you're far away from your partner.
Boundaries can quickly fade.
Speaker 10 (40:06):
Sure, I guess. I guess if you're traveling all the time,
especially sure, you start getting a little lonely.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
And if like you're traveling, there's ballers on the plane,
there's good looking people to fly. Yeah, yeah, I mean
I can understand. There we go, yeah, uh, he said,
we investigated Mary fly attend who frequently worked long haul.
She started to become distant. We looked into it. She
had been meeting a pilot from thenother airline or stopovers.
They've been booking into the same hotels for months. Oh
that's kind Now, call center workers, who would have thought.
Speaker 10 (40:34):
That's kind of find them.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Yeah, I did not expect that one. He says. They're
under pressure every day. It's only natural reformed bonds of
the people around you. Okay, I guess it kind of
makes sense because maybe your person wouldn't quite understand, like
the stress of the job.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
Yeah, especially someone's especially I feel like at that job
people are pretty mean.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
To you, for sure. Well, I much to think, Yeah,
you'd be looking for some happiness at work just talking
to you. Yeah, to your point, stute, you're getting pooped
on basically everyone that will help. And also it's like
I hate the company as much as you do. Customer. Yeah,
you know what I mean, he says. Unfortunately, for some
of these friendships off and cross the line, we're spending
long hours side by side.
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Okay, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
The number one cheating profession, according to this PI is
medical professional.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
I have heard that too.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (41:22):
I mean, obviously we're not so I don't know how
it works, but.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
He says medics come in. Number one says one of
his cases, we discover our nurses having affair with the
doctors or night shifts, meeting a spare room in the
hospital while the partners believe they were working.
Speaker 10 (41:36):
Yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Yeah, they say a doctors can spend anywhere up to
sixty hours a week in the hospital. They work out
and then the high stress in the anxiety they're on call,
they're like, I have to leave right now.
Speaker 10 (41:47):
You were like, oh, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Well, and we've heard too, like the amount of like
nurses have called them like, oh, these spare rooms in
the hospital must be soundproof, because.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
That apparently is all of it, just the good stuff.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
This is injured John and your morning shows you missed it?
Name Megan, good morning, bye, good morning? Your secrets about
your bestie? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (42:10):
So she's being proposed to you next week and I'm
totally against them getting married.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Oh okay, and poor k why.
Speaker 8 (42:20):
Uh there?
Speaker 7 (42:21):
She and her boyfriend are just not good together. They
argue over everything and they can never come to agreement
on anything, and they don't really value each other.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Oh great, sick? Okay, is this it Dame Meghan where
everybody hates them together and dear friends just ignoring the
glaring red flags?
Speaker 8 (42:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean I think the only person who
likes them together is my best friend's grandmother.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Okay, okay, so how long do you think it's gonna last?
Speaker 8 (42:52):
I would give them five years?
Speaker 7 (42:54):
Max?
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Okay, how long they've been together for?
Speaker 7 (42:57):
They've been together eight years now.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
So if you're asked to be in the wedding, would
you suck it up and do it? Or are you
not going to be part of it?
Speaker 8 (43:06):
I mean, she was my best friend, so I'll take
it up and do it, but like.
Speaker 7 (43:10):
I'm going to have a conversation with Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
That's all right, fake damn Megan Hall one second and
the running that sucks. I had to like sneeze and
the'd say speak now, but.
Speaker 19 (43:20):
Go to it.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Let me go, fake name Michelle, good morning, Your secret
is fairly new. What's going on? Girl?
Speaker 7 (43:30):
I actually had a one night stand last night.
Speaker 8 (43:35):
Well little to my surprise.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
It was like fifty.
Speaker 8 (43:40):
I was not ready for that.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Okay, without being like while walking the line, Uh, how
do we mean that was poorly written and not being
a cliffhanger?
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Or yeah tender?
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Okay, sure, okay, and so how how do we what happened?
He had sleeping restraints for his night terrors.
Speaker 8 (44:00):
Well it's been a while for me, so I said,
why not? So just new positions that I have never tried?
And outfits? Uh yeah all thea.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Did he have outfits ready for you like he had
he had a closet?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
I was nerve.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Okay, but I'm saying, Michelle that he had that on
deck ready for you to go or did you bring
it over yourself?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
No?
Speaker 5 (44:27):
I I have a few okay, ready to yeah, check up.
But more importantly so when you guys mashed on tender,
did you guys kind of set the tone? I'm like, Hey,
this is what we're doing or is it like, well
we'll go to Thought Records first, have a wholesome meal,
and then see what happens.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
Kinda? I just I wasn't prepared.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Uh you know, girl, you went over there, your nerves,
you're among friends here. I don't really say anything, right, Yeah,
we can't say we know what's gonna happen if you
run over and yours assumed girl.
Speaker 9 (45:07):
Judge, we just want details your invoice change. You don't
have a real name. It could be anybody.
Speaker 5 (45:14):
You're saving a man's life, anything, You're a hero. Yeah?
Absolutely yeah, absolutely fake name Emma, good morning, Good morning,
I girl, your confession? What you have for us?
Speaker 7 (45:26):
Last night?
Speaker 20 (45:27):
I just I was putting laundry away and I found
and then dangerment ring and my boyfriend store.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Look at that?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Now?
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Do we do we think it's for you? It could
be for a friend? What are the things going on?
Speaker 20 (45:41):
I immediately called one of my best friends and she
didn't confess that he did ask for my ring size
about a month ago.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Okay, very nice and is obviously friends on board because
she helped out. Are we feeling good about it?
Speaker 19 (45:56):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (45:57):
For sure.
Speaker 20 (45:57):
I have a daughter from a previous relationship and he
is honestly amazing with her.
Speaker 8 (46:04):
He's a great family guy.
Speaker 20 (46:05):
My family loves him, So I'm really excited.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Do we think we know? Like, is there a birthday
coming up or an obvious day for it to happen.
Speaker 20 (46:14):
Well, my family's very into Christmas, specifically my grandmother and
my most days two weeks after Christmas.
Speaker 8 (46:22):
It could be one of those.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Okay, that's exciting. Well, at least at least you know
it's coming, so you can always have your nails looking
good and be ready to go. Yeah, it's excited. Okay,
fake in emmaha. One second, you're in the air running
vote for your fate over text nine ninety three three
eight let me go fake names, Samantha, good morning, Hichro.
You are confashion what you got for us?
Speaker 8 (46:43):
So I subscribe or I have an only fans until
photos nice? My family thinks I work a normal nine
to five. Them all my friends, all my family, but
even some of my friend's husband subscribed to some of
my things.
Speaker 5 (47:00):
Girl, Okay, hold on, so let's base a second, because
are you showing your face in the the only fans stuff?
Speaker 7 (47:08):
Not all of my face?
Speaker 8 (47:10):
But I have quite a few tattoos. Got you say?
Speaker 5 (47:15):
So, how do your friends boyfriends? How they find you?
Speaker 10 (47:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (47:19):
So, I mean, I, you know, promoted myself, not like
super publicly, but they I mean they found girl.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Okay, Samantha, that's no. But you promote yourself that publicly?
Do you send the link and bag? Hey, if you
want to see my ass, here's the link, not not like.
Speaker 8 (47:37):
Not to them like I've promoted in like some Facebook
sites and you know, like other things, but I've never
like sent them a link and been like here you go.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
Men are so yes, so how much we racking in
the month? Let me asking fake things, Samantha about Okay,
is this so you still have the other job? Or
is this your full time gig?
Speaker 7 (48:03):
They think I go to work, I'm home.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
You know, I'm a mom, So they're like yeah they okay.
And so because we've heard the stories of like an
only fans that you can pay to like talk to
the creators, is that a thing that you offer on
yours and do you actually do it? Because I've heard
people like will hire somebody else to write back for them,
which makes sense.
Speaker 7 (48:22):
Yeah, yeah, so I mean I talk to people occasionally,
it's not like every day, but.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Yeah, okay, it's it's about how many subscribers you have.
Speaker 8 (48:32):
I'd have to look, I don't know, it's top of
my head.
Speaker 5 (48:34):
Okay. And then so stupid questions. So if like Eric,
I'll use their guys, example, subscribe to your thing. You
know it's him because you see his legal name, or
hows it work.
Speaker 7 (48:46):
If they have like a profile picture.
Speaker 8 (48:47):
A lot of times, especially you know, like well, yeah,
their profile picture or their name gives it away.
Speaker 5 (48:52):
My god, if you if you on your profile photo,
what a dummy?
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Okay, I want you to see the room me.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Uh on one second? Get yeah, you are in the
in the running Okay, yeah, I'm you like, I know
that your.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
Money, but also your friend's husbands are I wouldn't.
Speaker 12 (49:11):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 16 (49:13):
Not do it.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
Also, I'm gonna be ho. I smell some that Somene's
off there.
Speaker 10 (49:16):
I feel like she probably just posted on her Instagram
story and they saw her because I'm like Facebook groups.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
Which, by the way, no shame of the game. Yeah,
give them money, girl. Absolutely. You can have vote for
your favorite text nine nine three three eight just the
good stuff injured John in your morning show.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
In case you missed it, and that does it for
another I see why am I? In case you miss it?
My name is Hoodie. You can follow me on all
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But if you want to see everything that's going on
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Speaker 4 (49:50):
Great content going up there on the daily.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Plus it is intern John's holiday party this weekend, so
see what Shenanigan's happened there and who gets the best gift,
because you know what, they've been pretty tamed in prior years.
So maybe if you're listening and you are going, bring
them them R rated gifts. You know we want the
naughty gifts because those are the fun conversations.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
How are you taking it home? And can't you take
it home? That's an interesting conversation either way. We can't
wait to.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
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Speaker 4 (50:28):
We got you covered on Tuesday. We can't wait to.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Hang out with you, look pretty and to celebrate all
things fun and being towards the end of the year.
But until then, I'll talk to you next time.
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