December 20, 2025 • 51 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three two one, Start it up, Waking Up, this is
out DC and Themore Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm ready to start the show with.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Injuring Johnny your more show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Yo, It's Honey back again with another I see why
am I? In case you missed it, where we got
the best bits, the best segments, the best everything of
this past week of Inturned Johnny Morning Show, and.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
By what the podcast you enjoyed that way.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Come Monday morning, you know the yeah, see all the
bouts of this here show. And it is the final
weekend before Christmas, so make sure you get your holiday
shopping and accordingly, you don't want to be that one
person that's with all the other random people on Christmas
Eve trying to buy everything last minute, because let's face it,
Christmas Eve should be a holiday too. Should probably just
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Speaker 2 (00:56):
We got a ton of.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Great backstage content plus all the cool moments that happened
on stage two. It was a night we won't forget
because who we're still recovering for me. Let's say, he said,
but let's kick off this week's in case you missed
it with what did you find when you searched them online?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Who?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Maybe you have that one website tells you more than
you realize. Well, that's what this is all about.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Fake named Maggie, good morning, Hey, good morning. So you
knew this person?
Speaker 7 (01:21):
How so I knew this person? We actually were together
in high.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
School and we stopped talking for a while.
Speaker 9 (01:31):
We started talking back in when we were in our twenties,
and all of a sudden, I was going through Facebook
and the suggested people, you know, I come across the
picture of him holding a little girl.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
And he never told anybody in his family that he
had a a daughter.
Speaker 10 (01:47):
He only had sons.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Yeah, oh okay, yeah, okay, great, Yeah, that's okay. Fake
Dame Maggie, one second running. That's an example I wouldn't
be able to How you do that? Yeah, Fake named Kelly,
good morning?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Uh, this is your ex husband? You this case search
last night?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh you find?
Speaker 10 (02:14):
Yeah, seven different judgments against.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Him currently his deadly sins of course? Yeah? What were
they legally for?
Speaker 10 (02:24):
They are for house slips that were unpaid and hard
money lenders that, uh they want their money.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Sure, how much money we talking? Fake named Kelly.
Speaker 10 (02:37):
Over one million dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Nothing? Nothing much?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Now did you just happen last night? Did I wonder
what dingle Fritz is doing in search? The energy I
get tipped off these in search?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Or what happened?
Speaker 11 (02:50):
You know?
Speaker 10 (02:50):
It's unfortunate. Actually we have to go for content of
failure to pay account sport. Yeah, so that you kind
of have to prove that a person you know, has
a track record. And there it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Is so like it does is documenting.
Speaker 10 (03:08):
That, sure, and yeah, there's there's lots of documents for
the upcoming hearing for that.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Look at that.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Yeah, no doubt. Okay, hold on one second, you're in
the runian again. I wouldn't be able to summach that. No, no,
let me go in Warrenton, Catherine, good morning.
Speaker 12 (03:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Who was this person?
Speaker 13 (03:32):
My ex fiance?
Speaker 14 (03:33):
We were together for thrina.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Years, okay, and you figured out what.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
He well in.
Speaker 15 (03:40):
Multitude of things.
Speaker 14 (03:41):
But he was investigated by the SBI for embettlement of
about ten thousand dollars. Sure, he had actually been married
three times.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Prior three times.
Speaker 14 (03:55):
He had been to jail, like I did it all
about and then in a sportment other things that or
not radio appropriate.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Okay, let's let's pause requestions. You guys together for how long?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Three and a half years?
Speaker 14 (04:07):
Okay, three and a half years, and I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
So you must have met his family in that time, right.
Speaker 14 (04:13):
No, it was from the other coaches.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, I got it.
Speaker 14 (04:16):
Okay, he didn't talk to his family, which now makes sense.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Sure, and so do you know, like what the space
was between three marriages, because that's that's a lot of time.
Speaker 14 (04:29):
Oh he was also so he's been engaged a total
of five times that I know about.
Speaker 11 (04:34):
If you.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
The this show, don't.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
Date Brandon in the podcast.
Speaker 14 (04:40):
Anything that happened in that show happened to me.
Speaker 12 (04:43):
And the five of us that I know about.
Speaker 13 (04:46):
So we have a group chat.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
Now, that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Have you guys google that?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Do you like any of the timeline's overlap? I would
imagine some must.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Right, yes, all of them?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Okay, and you guys all in the same general area.
Speaker 14 (05:00):
No, I nearly went on the east coast. The rest
you're all west coast?
Speaker 16 (05:04):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
He spread out?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Okay, all right, Catherine Hall, one second, you are in
the in the running again. That's five times I can
get text back right, ye know what I mean? That's okay,
let me go in Riverdale, may see, good morning.
Speaker 13 (05:18):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
All right? Laid on the girl. What happened?
Speaker 13 (05:22):
So I went to Korea for two weeks. I hooked
up with this guy, and I thought that was the
end of it. I came back to the s the US.
He posted a picture of me and him together. Suddenly
his wife finds me. She messaged me herself told me
that they have two kids together. I made it very
clear that she did not know about me, no matter
how many times he tried to tell me that she
(05:43):
did know about me.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Okay, So you happen to meet this guy in Korea
or you guys went there together?
Speaker 11 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, no, I met him there, got you okay?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
And he posted and then the wife's like, hey, just
see you know he's married?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (06:00):
Yeah, like she posted us together and then she just
like texted me. She was just like she's very married
and has two.
Speaker 11 (06:07):
Kids with me.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Okay, did you ever talk to him bout it?
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Or no?
Speaker 11 (06:12):
Definitely.
Speaker 13 (06:12):
We had a really long conversation a lot of arguments
about it, because I was just like, why are you
still texting you have a family like lidah mind you.
I'm in the US, he's in Korea.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
This was going nowhere. Yeah, okay, why are you texting
him back?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Well he gets an answer to this pose and sure, okay,
maasice be on jege one. Secondly, in the right, you
can vote for your favorite text. By the way, nine
ninety three three eight. Let me go hold on fake
name Sarah, good morning, good morning. Okay, so this is
a coworker. You found out what.
Speaker 17 (06:45):
I was on Facebook and there was a link on
their account.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
And I'm not friends with them on Facebook.
Speaker 11 (06:52):
I was just just showed up.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
With a random friends and I've seen a link to
an only fan site.
Speaker 11 (06:58):
His wife only say so.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Yeah, I kind of look at him a little differently.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Now him and his wife do you like uh amateur
filmography stuff?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Can you say, like what industry you're in this so
we can get a better uh picture, a picture if
you will.
Speaker 11 (07:19):
Education.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Okay, look at that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I knew you're gonna say that.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
And they just have the link on his Facebook like
for anybody to see. Grandma can see it, aunt and uncles.
Speaker 15 (07:30):
Apparently.
Speaker 18 (07:31):
Okay, okay, all right, damn Sarah, it's like that, Yeah,
you're just like I really you know, yeah, there is
what I do please any money.
Speaker 19 (07:41):
You know, but.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Do it? I just feel like sometimes like.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Okay, mom and dad clicking because they want to be
your fans and not realizing each.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Their own but like, yeah, cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's War of the Roses on Intern John and Your
Morning Shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Swore the Rosies on Intern John and Your Morning Show, Charlotte.
Let me recap this. You and Will are engaged, been
engaged for about six months, dating for three years. He's
always been kind of flirty. However, Will has like a
group of guys and guy friends. One of the girls
in that friend group hit you up when the girlfriends saying, hey,
you need to check out this group chat.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
They talk about cheating. You go in the group chat, sure.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Shooting a lot of talking about cheating, even to the
point where they have a shared note where they add
girls they cheat with and give them a rating, and
your fiance Will is on said list.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's all correct, right, Unfortunately, yes, my reading this right too.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
That the name of the group is the Dragon Slayers
or the z that's the name of it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
What what?
Speaker 15 (08:53):
Yes, I wish I wish this was not real, but yet.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Okay, first of all, yes, My other question is taking
all this aside, when you told friends of family you
guys were getting engaged, was the reaction positive?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Do they not know this side of him?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What did they think?
Speaker 12 (09:13):
Well, I'm so I talked to Will's family too at
one point, especially his sister, and I was like, you know,
I love him, I want to be with him, but
sometimes it seems like he's like flirty with other girls
and like his whole family gas with me And was like,
that's just his personality, like he loves you like I
as reservations and everyone convinced me otherwise.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Okay, so I guess that.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah, And at this point you said, you're like ninety
eight point nine percent positive he's sheeting. If we confirm
that in your mind, relationship over? Is there a room
for reconciliations so bad?
Speaker 12 (09:53):
I'm like getting emotional.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
It took so bad, but it would be over.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay, Well that's a good thing. That's good. That's a
good thing.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
So let's say instead of calling for flowers shout, we'll
call from our country morning show Alter. You go with
the Morning Bowl ride. We'll play our secret Isolation Chamber game.
Will tell me there's somebody in the chamber who claims
to have seen him naked last If he guesses who
that person is, we'll know for sure what's going on. Okay, okay,
one second, this sounds like something that like.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Sounds like I feel like this sounds like a joke,
like dragon Slay.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Like eighth grade boys? Would you girls? They touched their shoulders.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Of the dance?
Speaker 18 (10:27):
Do you want to drink the dragon Slayers this close?
Dragons are too cool to be even using that kind names.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hi calling for Will please? Hey?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Will it's temb believe the Morning ball right? I put
you in holder quick. The show wants to talk to
you in the air perfect the Morning. I'm not from inside,
try to change your lifetime. But weed on my knees
giving you what you need. You are if you please
to my left.
Speaker 18 (11:01):
Is and I'm getting you in, get me and where
Shelby Land, Oh you know everywhere you want to go?
Speaker 16 (11:06):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Will we doubley girl?
Speaker 16 (11:07):
Come on one all right, we'll talk about that later.
And her left is Clara Bell spascial gas on the phone.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Will is that you silly? Willie Billy, listen, brother, this
is very special. Will thank you for joining the Morning
Bull Ride. I got somebody in.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Our secrettlation chamber.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Now will the raising This person's in our secretlation chamber
is because they called us and said that. When we
ask you who's the last person you son naked and
the last person saw you naked, you will say their name? Now,
will I got some good news if you can guess
it's in.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Our secret relation chamber.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Correctly, you and that person when a free cruise, all
expense pay trip to Jamaica quisy sounds beautiful as time
in here? Now, will do you understand the rules as
I have let it leave my list?
Speaker 15 (12:01):
Oh wait, somebody called you yes and told you about
our relationships.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Listen, So we give away these cruises all the time
that Jamaica's beiful time this year and actually all the
time of year. Answer the rule as we put them
in a secret relation chamber, and if the person they
think will get the answer right. So if you say
who that person is, you say the last person you
saw naked and the last person saw that that saw
you naked. If you say it correctly, you win the cruise.
(12:31):
It's very exciting.
Speaker 15 (12:32):
Yeah, okay, I mean that's a little invasives. Do I
have to take them?
Speaker 11 (12:38):
If I win?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You know, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
We never had that question.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yes, let me ask. No, you don't have to them.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
It's a so the cruise for you, you can it's
a cruise cruise sold.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Absolutely, So you just say their name and then you
win the cruise. If you want to take them, great.
If you don't, we will pretend it's never happened.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I mccathy. Who is the last one to sell you?
Speaker 20 (13:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
He will?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
One two, I have to go with Layla La you.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No, it's not Laylah, it's your freaking fiance.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
There we go?
Speaker 15 (13:22):
What the actual hell?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Will will identify?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
My name is intern? John?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I got so, Rosia, that is your fiance? Charlotte?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Who is Layla?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Why you agreed to just the rest of your life with.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
And to I remember me, I would I would say
Charlet was your it was his idea. I agreed to ye. So, well,
who's Charlotte? Why are you in your fiance?
Speaker 15 (13:59):
What are you on right now?
Speaker 11 (14:01):
What? Well?
Speaker 16 (14:02):
Listen, well, Charlotte, who's Well I'm going to say this
before we go further, we know about the dragon Slayers.
Speaker 18 (14:10):
Unfortunately not name to service the dragons. I'm really mad about.
Speaker 15 (14:15):
This, Like, do you you seriously have a like a
radio stasion.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Calling me no, no, no, no cheating?
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Did you hear what he said?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
We know about the dragon Slayers, you idiot. We know
about you sleeping with all these women, including up until
I don't know what you two minutes ago, your psychotics
like you.
Speaker 15 (14:39):
Will?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Will you have a list of girls you're actively cheating
on your fiance with?
Speaker 15 (14:46):
Why let me ask you that. Why would you go
through my phone?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
That's not the issue? Why that's not the issue?
Speaker 15 (14:53):
Why the issue?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
What you Why do you have a list? Are you one?
Speaker 8 (14:58):
I didn't even need I didn't.
Speaker 15 (15:01):
Even need to look through your phone.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
We have to get you on the radio where you
publicly admitted that you're splitting with someone else.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That's fair.
Speaker 15 (15:08):
Yeah, I'm publicly admitting that you're psychotic.
Speaker 18 (15:10):
Now, val you're cheating, and you have like a whole
roster of the women that you're cheating on her with,
which is weird. You're too old to be doing nobody
should be doing it in the first place.
Speaker 21 (15:22):
You're going through your race.
Speaker 18 (15:25):
Charlotte my man, I'll help kick you out quite the man.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
You know, you know what I'm gonna do to you know,
friends like you're thirteen, Charlotte.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Shut up and listen to what I'm about to say.
I am going to tell every single girlfriend that is
in that group cat boyfriends, their boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Are good girls. Girl.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
You hear yourself, how psycho you are?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Well, well.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I need you know, well she has screenshots of everything,
the whole all thing.
Speaker 15 (16:01):
Well she's psychoed, So that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
To anybody in the first place. For sure.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Well, I'm sure the other girl friends, well, the other
girlfriends of your homies, of the Dragon Slayers, they'll all
take for sure your side that they'll preaking because Charlot
is crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, yeah, everybody's gonna hate you.
Speaker 17 (16:24):
Or of the roses is cretacked and possibly edited to
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
How this happens.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Crazy man undergoes surgery after his eighth centimeter by six
minute centimeter a ceramic cup gets stuck in his bottom
by a quote an accident. It happens You're sitting down
on a table the right angle and the cut just.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Goes right up there. Yeah, you can see it there.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
No, So a man claimed he accidentally managed to lodge
a ceramic cup up his bumb and obviously you need
help getting it unstuck.
Speaker 18 (16:58):
I feel like our friends of that are versus always
say that this is like a very very very common thing.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
So here's the best part of It's almost like that
scene from the Jackass movie. He went to the hospital
and complaining of paint and they did an x ray
and then they're like, hey, this thing with the handle
on it not supposed to be. Like, I mean, I
didn't play it out there.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I don't even know.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah that came from so uh. Doctors had to do
a major two hour operation. Not great to have it
taken out of basic intestines. Oh gosh, So they say,
according to the reports, the man was too embarrassed to
mention the cup to doctors at the time. Brother, they're
going to find.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Out, yeah, can you imagine.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah, the man was hoping to be able to push
the cup out naturally.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh my sir, what is wrong?
Speaker 20 (17:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Well yeah, then they when they
asked him about it, he's the how to get there
he says, quote, I don't know I did it by accident.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yes, John, who are you to dodge like it accident?
Speaker 22 (17:59):
You've never had one.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
No.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
If you go to my instagram from this week, I
said I put nothing up there, But Eric has a
whole litany of things.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It's a hobby stick, a beach ball, the thing.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I would also bet you that this guy probably had
up there for a week and then was finally.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Like okay, yeah. Probably it's like, oh, my body's not
going to reject it.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
If that was me, I would just let me die.
I'd rather die than have anyone know because next time
he goes to like TGI Friday, it's like, hey, keep
the cops away.
Speaker 16 (18:25):
From Gary Hey cups plastic only, Yeah, because he'll sit
on it and then get lost.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
This is intern John in your Morning show is in
case you.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Missed it, saus has sent this to me. This woman
compiled the worst hinge prompts, like the biggest red flag prompts.
I want to go through these and you're bound hinge hinges. Basically,
Tinder was first, you know, swipe right, swipe left, and
then they realize people are burned out from just swiping,
so hingees like, we'll make ours more like mindful perhaps,
Like there's different prompts of like me a memory, and
(19:00):
you give a memory the idea of being somebody like oh,
I also went.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
To Ocean City for Christmas, and.
Speaker 18 (19:05):
Like, yeah, give us somebody fo dating apps had prompts
like a bunch of questions.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yeah, so this is basically giving you, like something to
strike a conversation with. Yes, but the problem is is
dying to go on people gotten lazy and like these
are the worst possible prompts to have. I was going
through these, I'm like, yeah, because most of them sound
like you don't want to be doing this anyway. I
wish nobody does. But two, there's not much I could
ask you as a follow up to this valid this one.
I think a lot of dudes have for under unusual
(19:31):
skills getting my hoodie back after you borrowed it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I've seen that so many times. Why so many times?
Because we lose their hoodies, you know what I mean.
Speaker 18 (19:40):
I'm like, hey, I always return them, do you though
I actually do? Okay, I have only one T shirt
from any single relationship I've ever been in and it's
just because I actually like the T.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Shirt, sir, the person who wrote the article, it's they're
a bit bitter. They're saying that broadcasts that you're stingy
with clothing. I don't think any dude is really I.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Wouldn't take it that. I was like, okay, so, like
you really want to make sure you get your stuff back.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Actually, I think it's a guy trying to be funny,
hoping you'll be like, no, you won't because I'll keep it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, it's like that hopeful that's fine. I've just seen
a lot.
Speaker 22 (20:10):
I'm just like, okay, see my brain goes to, oh,
so you don't want a girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
So the prompt first round is on me if the
restaurant you yes, she's saying for women, that's more so
like aimed at you to like I saw.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
This when I was using your profile.
Speaker 18 (20:26):
I saw a lot of women saying like if you
make the reservation or something like stuff like that. I
saw like a lot of like it's always going to
be on you actually stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
So I didn't I didn't love it.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I've seen those and yet to that point, it's like, okay,
first rounds on me.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, right first rounds on me. If no, it's never
going to be on me, like at.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Least the reservation thing. That's like a playful like okay, yeah,
otherwise just no, So what do you want me to say? Okay,
sounds good. Together, we could find out if you're lying
about your height.
Speaker 18 (20:59):
I saw that lot for women as well. I wouldn't
say I saw it that often, but I saw it
more than enough that I was like, okay, yeah, come on, yeah,
do you really know if the guy is six foot
or not?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Come on? And maybe it says I'm so short, but
I'm like, that's so stupid.
Speaker 22 (21:13):
I've seen tiktoks where people like they're decorating for a
party and they put one specific thing at six feet
so they can measure their seven Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
And you're trying to rap. Yeah, they're saying it doesn't
read like cheeky banter and more so I'm shallow. Yeah, yeah,
I can imagine if a dude said something similar to
that like that wouldn't go over. Yes, well, yeah, I'm
the type of text or who replies in three to
five business days.
Speaker 18 (21:39):
I've I've not really seen that one, but it's just also, then,
why are you on an app to find someone if
you already text that long.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
I've seen it a couple of times, and to me,
it's not like an exciting like oh I can't wait
to be not knowing what's going on.
Speaker 18 (21:55):
Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm just gonna keep waiting around,
like maybe I don't even know if we'll have a
connection if you take that long to answer.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Well, and the author's point is nothing says I'm unavailable.
Quite like treating communication like it's old school, like letting
somebody know, hey, the communication level is not gonna.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Be good absolutely, like that's great.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Yeah, I also think it too. It's like, okay, how
important are you?
Speaker 16 (22:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I don't like that. Okay, like maybe get off the
app together.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
We could lie about how we met.
Speaker 18 (22:20):
That I see that so often, Okay at this point,
like twenty five percent of people that are married have
met on dating app.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Well, I've like trying to use it as like I'll
send the story like okay, here's how we met. Were
trying to around the bank, and then I'll just get
the OL Like then don't have that as like the
prompt then one.
Speaker 18 (22:38):
Of my prompts, because you could you can also do
the one where you can pick three different things to
answer is let's think of a really funny story about
how we met, and that we've actually made funny ones,
but not that.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
They say this comes across as I care too much
what other people think. Absolutely, I think that's there. And
then she says everyone on the app is looking for love.
That's not embarrassing, y, what is is pretending you met
at a grocery store only for your sister to expose
at the wedding speech.
Speaker 18 (23:04):
Yeah, like the point I just everybody meets on dating
apse out.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's not that big.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Yeah, together, we could match and never message.
Speaker 18 (23:13):
Okay, I guess I've seen that before, but it's I
think it was also when I had your profile, but.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Then against me, It's like, then why would I even bother?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Why are you on the app?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah, you're too cool to be here. It's like, but
we're all here though, or the only.
Speaker 18 (23:27):
One I've seen is together we could message a lot
and then never meet again, which is like the same thing.
It's like okay, yeah, which like, don't get me wrong,
that's happened to the best of us. As you start
messaging somebody then just like fades out and Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
They say, I view that as them being jaded. For sure,
it happened to them too much, so they're putting it
up as a prompt like don't do this to me.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Well, and they're saying it's best not to highlight the
exact behavior that makes dating apps miserable.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
We all got PTSD, my guy.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, we've all been going through it.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
The best way to ask me out is aimy a
time and.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Place, or by asking or making avation.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Well, and they're saying, for some dudes interpreted this base
in her research as she's juggling in three other first
dates this week.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh, I wouldn't think that.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
So they say, the whole point of the prompts is
show enough personality to make someone want to pick a
time places with you. Otherwise you're seeingly he's just another resume,
like on a Thursday at a PM.
Speaker 18 (24:18):
Yeah, no, I wouldn't interpret it like that. I just
think that I've seen that a lot because women want
somebody to make the reservations, just the whole talking non stop.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
The last one is you should not go out with
me if you can't handle sarcasm.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh yeah, it's not a lot too.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Also people like who listed up? They're not good at it?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, they don't have it's usually they're just a mean person.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Yeah, she's sarcasm. You have to wonder for a second,
like are they sarcastic or a douche?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
And like that will keep me around Me and Aubrey Plaza,
I beg. I can't tell she hates me or she's sarcastic,
but I'll wait around for a while.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Exactly. Yeah, I mean, let school.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Here's another moment of broadcast to brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is in case you missed.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
It, Mike, good morning, Good morning with the girlfriend. How
long Mike?
Speaker 21 (25:03):
About three years now?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And you love this woman?
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Right, She's amazing, She's fantastic, absolutely okay. And on several
occasions she's asked you, what.
Speaker 21 (25:13):
So, I'm a big sports fan, and so after some
you know, great weekends of watching sports and football, she'll
ask me, if there was a fire and it was
between saving me and football, who would you say, Like, the.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Entire sport of football. Nobody can play football ever again
because of this.
Speaker 21 (25:31):
Fire, the entire sport Exactly, She's like, is it me
or the entire sport of football?
Speaker 11 (25:37):
And she and she wants an answer.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Okay, and what's the answer, Mike between us girls?
Speaker 21 (25:43):
So because you know the question is is you know
I know what she's getting out? I usually say things like,
you know, babe, don't ask questions.
Speaker 11 (25:50):
You don't want to answer.
Speaker 18 (25:52):
It's like I say, football as a whole America will
be happy.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
That's true. In the economy and things, you.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Can get your elf out. You're an adult, I maintain
and my come one second, you're on the running. But
the fire thing, yeah, that's like the just run.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Why why aren't you just yourself? What if she was
knocked out like she was knocked unconscious? Okay, but who's
fault is that?
Speaker 16 (26:12):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because the beam feller? What football goes away? That's problem.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
It depends on where the teams are in the standings.
If it's a lost season, yeah, we'll recalibrate.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, I'm happy if he doesn't save.
Speaker 18 (26:25):
Her, like I feel like after the Commanders and Ravens
games last few days, we're probably like, Okay, I guess
we could save.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, I guess save her.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yeah, fake named Kelly, good morning, good morning, I girl,
the this is your husband?
Speaker 10 (26:41):
Yes, Okay.
Speaker 23 (26:42):
When we first start together. I had asked him if
he wanted to hook up with random girls to match.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
My body count?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Okay, what is this a sincere offer? Fake dam Kelly?
Because it seems like a test.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Here offer?
Speaker 23 (27:01):
I only had like two more, but he was a urgent,
so I figured, why not give the offer to sure,
just at least be with someone else to see if
you like the playing field?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
You never know?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay? And he how did he answer?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Because I imagine if he waits too long to answer,
that's also a trap.
Speaker 23 (27:19):
No, we said no, and we've send together for about
fourteen years. Now, oh wow, thirteen, there'll be fourteen that's
coming here?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Can I be his hall passed Ethan Kelly? If you
want to Okay, cool till the text pie, I want
to take it, Nathan Kelly, I would assume that's a trap.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, I mean yeah.
Speaker 18 (27:39):
I would think anularly, like, oh this is yea, he's
messing with me.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
I had a girlfriend asked, I guess she ever died?
Which one of my friends I would go?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
After I've asked I?
Speaker 18 (27:47):
Yeah, I'm like, Hey, if we broke up and you
didn't move away, who do you think in my friend
group you'd end up dating, and he's like, I would
move as well. Up, sorry move, it's my answer, yeah,
like I wouldn't date any of your friends.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Don't ever answer that question.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
I gave the answer right away, and so it's all good.
It happens. Let me go, fake name Amy, good morning, Hi,
good morning. You're with this man for how long?
Speaker 11 (28:13):
I was listened for a year?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
And you decided to ask him what?
Speaker 11 (28:19):
I asked him?
Speaker 24 (28:20):
How many women did he sleep in the bed that
we were currently sleeping?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Why would you want to know that?
Speaker 11 (28:30):
I think I watched the video. It just came up.
And then I asked him I was actually currently five
months pregnant with our with our daughter.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 24 (28:39):
And when I asked him the question, I actually found
out that he was currently cheating on me sleeping with
other women. And I'm only fan, so not really was
a blessing and decide.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Well, he said he answered the question right there, you
and some other people.
Speaker 11 (28:56):
No, he got very defensive, which I thought was like yeah,
and so when I did a.
Speaker 10 (29:07):
Little bit more investigation, that's when.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
It finally all like ungraveled.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Yeah, okay, okay, can I ask you, fake Amy, did
you want the answer to that question?
Speaker 23 (29:15):
Though yeah, uh, I didn't think.
Speaker 24 (29:21):
All of that was going to come out, So no, okay, yeah,
and again I'm glad it was a blessing in disgussion
in your situation.
Speaker 18 (29:29):
Okay, fake, I would never like like, that's just you
hurting yourself at that point, you're hurting your own feelings.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
I would probably just jump out the window. If I
was the dude, I'm just gonna see myself out real quick,
I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Girl, please, like call your dad, come get you, Like
what why why are you asking that?
Speaker 6 (29:44):
It's not gonna be fun time there is?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Let me go.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Fake name Carly, good morning, Good morning. This is your husband.
You asked him what.
Speaker 10 (29:55):
I asked them, how it goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 11 (29:57):
Like if it falls in the water something while he
sits there.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Yeah, you're just you're just kind of wondering and figure
he was asked and did he give an answer?
Speaker 11 (30:11):
He just looked at me like I like he didn't
know who he was with.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
And I was genuinely curious after I'm a mom of
boys and saying to the bouth room and I'm like,
how does this happen all the time?
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Like how do you go?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah? And you love device.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
It's just the yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, sometimes called I'm like, what do you guys look
at at the urinal?
Speaker 20 (30:39):
You that that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
People?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I was like, but what are you guys looking at?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Like straight ahead? You're not bird watching my guy?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You don't like look where you're aiming.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yeah, because it's a urinal. It's if you're if you
can't like tell roughly where you are, that's a you problem.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Oh no, because I be like, oh those you're wearing
those boxes to get eric.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
We're not pulling our pants down though, nobody Yeah, looking.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
At the crotch area of another person. Yeah, like the
back I don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
But again, like nobody's pulling down their pants to pay
unless you're three years old.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
No, I don't have that voluy part.
Speaker 16 (31:22):
I would love for Sauce to be a dude for
a day experience.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'll be everywhere Dale know, you know, like like forgeting
Sir Marshall or he does that. That's what I would do.
What you know, surprised?
Speaker 16 (31:42):
Yes, that's all right, Okay.
Speaker 18 (31:46):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Intern Job in your morning show, Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Second date update on intern John your morning show. This
is the time of year we tend to get a
bunch more emails then throughout the year. Obviously it's copying season.
You got the holidays coming. You want to know where
you stand with somebody. Yeah, you meet somebody, could be online,
could be in person. You think there's a vibe. Then
they stopped talking to you. We try to see what
went wrong. Well, good morning, hey, good morning. So let's
(32:17):
get into this. Walk me back about a month and
a half ago. You and Abby met where or how
I guess.
Speaker 17 (32:25):
We met at a bar. But then we uh, you know,
we met and said hello, we kind of liked each other,
and we got talking about uh stuff we're into, and
so we went to a pilates class to get nice.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Okay, wait, see you meet at the bar and who
approaches who first?
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (32:48):
Well I did because I was I was I was
going up to get uh drinks from my friends, and
she was at the bar with some with a.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Girl, a girlfriend and very nice.
Speaker 17 (32:59):
So I wedge in, you know, sure, and so I said,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
You know.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
So that that's how we met.
Speaker 17 (33:06):
It was, it was it.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Was fun, It was kind of a little sure, whose
idea was it to do a pilates class, because that
is dangerous territory if you're an amateur.
Speaker 17 (33:16):
Yeah, so fun, Well she you know, she was they
were talking about Plate's class and so, uh, you know,
it was her and she said, have you ever done it?
And I said, actually, you know, I've been wanting to,
And she said, well come on you want to, you know,
take care.
Speaker 16 (33:32):
That's a wild first dame. Yeah, I mean, I guess
putting you through the ringer. Okay, so we had that.
We also took a cooking class. It looks like as.
Speaker 25 (33:40):
Well, yeah, yeah, okay, I wish one was harder. Actually
the yeah, I think that's probably fair. Okay, And so okay,
so we we have like the kind of the group date.
I guess for the plates class that need did more
of the intimate date in your words the email. Everything
(34:01):
seemed like you guys knew each other for years, Like
it seemed like got the inside jokes, conversation float easily.
It almost felt like, you know, not to be corny,
but like the stars kind of aligned and that's how
you guys met and clicked.
Speaker 17 (34:14):
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how it goes and.
Speaker 15 (34:17):
How it's been going.
Speaker 17 (34:18):
Yeah, and so yeah, well, you know, we didn't see
each other over Thanksgiving his family stuff, and yeah, but
you know, this last weekend, we were just supposed to
get together and watch Stranger Things because we both liked that,
and uh, somehow we just I don't know, we you know,
it was it was text back and forth, and you know,
(34:41):
it just sort of didn't work out, and.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
It was, uh, well, let's let's pause, because that you
make you something like that was like consensual, we can't
do it. But your email raised that she kind of
blew you off. Is that more accurate?
Speaker 10 (34:56):
Well, it seemed that way because she wouldn't hit.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Me back, right, Yeah, okay, So that that and that's
where we get uh that's where I think we can
kind of come in help because to me, I think
it's more so amazing you got past the first line
of defense at the bar, like the fact that her
friend let you talk to her alone, because a lot
of times the girlfriends like lee blockers and you woon't
get anywhere near the quarterbacks, so to speak. So we
meet at the bar, we do the cooking class, we
(35:22):
do the uh plates class. You're supposed to watch Stranger
Things this past weekend she completely stopped talking to you,
and that's kuy why you want to do this?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Is that fair?
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Okay, so let's just let me call and get her
on hold and try to get her saba the story
because it seems like you did everything correct.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, I would say so.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Well meet cute action at the bar.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I mean class, you offer yourself plus tear something Hello,
kayas Abby?
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Yes, it's uh Internsjohn, I got sauce and roads here
as well. We talked in the air quick about something
nothing bad, just need like two minutes of your time.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Oh gosh, such a way.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
I promise we got some other line here. Well, if
you want to say hello, hey, every will nailed it.
And so the reason her Abbey is we're doing a
second date update. Will let us know you guys met
at the bar by a month ago. I hit off
to Pilate's class, did a cooking class. But you guys
are supposed to watch Stranger Things this past weekend, which,
by the way, fantastic four episodes that you basically stopped
(36:22):
responding blew them off. So we're just trying to see
if it was something that came up or if there's bigger,
bigger things the Stranger Things I play.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
If you will, Yeah, well, I guess I'll just be
you know, pretty blunt here, you know, like you know,
blackout Wednesday, which is familiar.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
The Wednesday for things, the biggest bart night of the arpisode.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I was busy. I mean, I haven't done that
in you know a while.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
But and like whatever, I'm not judging, but I did
get several, uh, pretty.
Speaker 26 (36:54):
Unhinged voicemails from Will, like drunk voicemail like I don't know,
maybe like ten wow, and me like progressively more drunk,
and like, I mean that would have been funny to
me maybe back.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
When I was like in my twenties. Anybody say, though, Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
It wasn't anything bad, but it was just like I've
told all my friends about you, and I told them
how beautiful you are, and I just and that's.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Nice, but I just, I mean, we haven't been dating
for that long.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It just it just came up really immature, and I
just sort of got it.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Not this for to build a time, did these calls
like wake you up? Are you already sleeping? And then
you woke up in the morning too.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I had it, thankfully, I mean, thank god, I had
my phone on you know, sleep mode. But I woke
up at like seven in the morning and saw like
eleven voice messages, and honestly my first song was like.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Oh, like something happened. Is he okay?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
And then to just hear you know, the night go
on progress as it did for him, like, I don't
know if you've sent us the hangover?
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Well, were you a say, a little billy on that
Wednesday or do you remember any of that?
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (38:10):
Well, you know, I do remember it, of course, because
I was.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
I mean it was.
Speaker 17 (38:18):
Like she said, it's it's the day before I'm gonna
go and.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
See all my family, really nervous.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
And then we get the drunk part, a drunk part.
But so do you you remember you remember leaving the
voice mouse?
Speaker 11 (38:31):
Of course I do.
Speaker 16 (38:32):
Okay, yeah, yeah, for sure?
Speaker 6 (38:36):
The back what's this? Are you a team Well or
Team Abbey?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
You can go here, you can.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Go get caught up with the intern Johnny your morning shows.
You missed it.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Vice put this out. If you are meeting your partner's
family over the holiday season, how to win them over
high stakes?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
It is it's a big it's a big thing.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Yeah, because he's probably been dating for a while they've
heard about you, and now it's like Christmas is like
you're on trial.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, yeah, I mean definitely.
Speaker 18 (39:00):
The family already has an idea of who you are
in their heads are like, you really don't already, And.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
There's nothing worse than if your partner's been delaying it,
Like I always want to meet the parents sooner rather
than later. It gets to me awkward if we're like
four months in and like it's gonna seem like I
didn't want to meet them.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And that's not the case, I guess.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
So they talk to body experts, language experts, and just
therapists in general first, and they say is to match
their energy.
Speaker 18 (39:22):
Yes, absolutely, especially if you're not very talkative and they are,
and then they start to not like you.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
They say a bit of natural mirroring creates comfort for
people as you seem closer and friendlier. Absolutely, I don't
disagree with that one. They say, just make sure you
stay true to yourself. You take it too far, you
come across as in ethnic and suspicious. That is fair
if you're like too much, yeah, like the alien who's
trying to fit in with like the hello fellow youth, that.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Type of vibe who are you.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
I think it makes sense to too. If they are
more of a chill reserve and you're like try and
get the crowdgoing on cruise, probably gonna be a bit
different vibe.
Speaker 18 (39:52):
It's like Sarah Jessica Parker's character in the Family Stone,
like the family like chill, go with the flow, them
runs this household and she was like so up high.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
They're like, yeah, that makes sense. You don't like you
listen carefully? Yes, that makes sense. Say active listening is
one of the most important parts communicating. Yes, a small
head tilt in eye contact with a speaker shows you're
interested more than NonStop nodding.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
And it also helps you learn more and then you
can ask more questions and.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
Probably to they're probably excited to meet you anyway. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, so if you're acting like you're paying attention, yeah,
they're gonna like you even more.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
But if they don't, but they don't like you because
like you know, we all know that person that just
dates people. That's like, why are you still acting like
a child in dating? Like making these bad decisions. So
it's like, oh, Gregg's bringing home and all the girl again?
Speaker 6 (40:34):
Yeah, Greg with two geez pause before replying okay, they say,
in social situations, we tend to jump. In the film
Moments of Silence one Shelby Sauce, yep, especially when we're anxious,
but taking time to think corresponding makes a better impression.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
They say.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Waiting for a half second after a person finished talking
for you speak makes us seem more believable and calm.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
According, Yes, I think that's fair, because then it's not
not practiced.
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Do you think like Awkwards Islands if y'all know somebody
is the absolute worst?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Else you're gonna Why do you guys think it's Christmas
is spelt this way like that?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yeah? Favorite kind of holidays? Course?
Speaker 6 (41:11):
What do you think Santa's favorite holiday is? If it's
not Christmas? Too fair? Uh, don't perform? Okay, okay, when
we're okay again, you do this, Shelby sau we're anxious
about being awkward, we may over smile or make NonStop jokes.
Speaker 18 (41:25):
That's funny coming from you because you do the same
exact thing. Do you like the public John smile where
your mouth is like half open, you're like.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Not your head like, yeah you do that?
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Man is really happy to be there.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
No, you do that.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Yeah, I'm just really I'm just really happy.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
That's when I'm like, oh he hates it.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Here, when's the last time that happened?
Speaker 11 (41:43):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (41:43):
No, like Thanksgiving last year, when I took you to
five parent my family's like friend party, I was like,
he's doing the fake smile all day.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
He's probably so tired.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
I was fine, but you can't bring it up, and
that made me feel more like awkward.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, that's why I didn't go. That's why I didn't
do that this year.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
I'm kidding at that trying to out can come off
as instance here. Oh absolutely, I think that's fair. Maintain
good posture. Okay, sure, they say the way carry stuff
around can thank you're confidence and anxiety levels.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
That's probably, I mean, not fair in general. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
The last one if you want to impress their parents
is use physical contact wisely.
Speaker 18 (42:17):
Oh yeah, especially with the person that you're dating. Oh yeah,
because I I once dated a guy and I brought
him home and I felt like he was just like
very touched. You feel, not like in an inappropriate way.
But my family is just not at all. So my
parents were like, oh, like horrified by it. If I
go to meet a girl's parents. I'll give her a
high five the entirety we're inside that house. Yeah, ex
(42:37):
girlfriend like trying to kiss me from my parents, Like.
Speaker 16 (42:39):
That's not not at all, Like, please get away from me.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, I don't consent.
Speaker 22 (42:45):
I realized that that would probably various red flags for
the parent. If she goes in for a kiss in
your leg high five, like I'd be like, I don't
think he likes you.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
I just feel like it's not like a respect thing
if we're just dating. If the first time meeting, I'd
rather like show respect in your Yeah, I get that.
But uh, they say, should you shake hands, go for
the hug, follow their lead, give them your genuine attention.
They do initiape this will contact.
Speaker 18 (43:08):
I particularly been trying to hug people more so I
might be like, I'm a hugger.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Come here.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
You have been saying that recently, but you're not, though.
Speaker 18 (43:16):
Because I got drags so long about how I'm awkward
with hugging that I made it my life goal to
make it even worse for everyone.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
So I'm going to be a hugger. I think my
mom's probably the biggest fan of your mom is the
biggest fan of my new.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Hugs, just the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
This is Injured John and your Morning Shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Fake name Jackie, good morning, Hey, good morning. Your confession
involves work. What's going on?
Speaker 11 (43:41):
I lie, well, Pa says, get my dog?
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Oh okay, Like you're not doing like surgery or anything?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Are you?
Speaker 11 (43:50):
No? No? God?
Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, Okay, I work find it Gosha.
Speaker 10 (43:55):
Basically I hold them.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
I had a master, I do not have them.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Okay. I now let me ask you this.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Do you think this has actually like affected your ability
to the job or do you think like it doesn't
want to make a difference anyway?
Speaker 11 (44:12):
No, he did not need a bostard to do what
I do.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Okay, fair? Can I put you in ahole one second?
Let's go. Fake name Kim, good morning, good morning. So
you're in fashion involves an X. What's going on?
Speaker 11 (44:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (44:28):
So my ex and I dated for about three years
and then we broke up and it wasn't an ugly breakup,
but no breakup is you know, really fun and rainbows.
But he reached out to me and we're actually going
to go out this weekend and see what happens.
Speaker 6 (44:44):
Okay, And do we think when friends and family find
out eventually, do you think they'd be happy or they'd
be upset?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
What's their vibe gonna be?
Speaker 19 (44:54):
I think especially my friends and my mom are like
super protective of me, so I'm I know that they're
gonna initially. That's why I'm keeping in a dirty little
secret for right now because I just don't know what
the response is going to be. But there's no sense
getting everybody all upset if you know, we get together
this weekend and it's like this is not working.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
So yeah, for sure, put on the quiet. Okay a
little while.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Well, keep us posting, Okay, we'll do. Let me go,
fake name, Lucy, good morning, Good morning, h you're seeing
your girl?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
What you got for us?
Speaker 24 (45:27):
So my brother and I are ninety nine percent sure
that our stepmom is cheating on my dad because we
followed her and she had told my dad that she
was going Christmas shopping, but left her phone in her
truck and hopped into her quote unquote best friend's car,
and we followed them and they went to.
Speaker 9 (45:44):
Their house, to his house, and like, why would leave
your phone in the car?
Speaker 11 (45:48):
Like why to my dad?
Speaker 6 (45:50):
And so, why did you guys think she was being
sketched to begin with, like why do we follow.
Speaker 23 (45:54):
Her, because because we've heard rumors and we're like m
and then we've seen them together and how they get
all close and like the they start drinking together, they
go out together, and this is her quote unquote best friend.
Speaker 24 (46:07):
But like, why would you do all this stuff with
your best friend? Like there's no like you've never done
this with anybody else, Like why this person aws and
that person talks about it to his employees?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Oh god, is there a reason why she never dated
this quote unquote friend.
Speaker 11 (46:26):
She funny story.
Speaker 24 (46:28):
She actually worked for parents as a bartender and then
got with my dad just like years ago, like twenty
years ago, and they've been together ever since.
Speaker 6 (46:36):
Is your plan to get enough like Derek to bring
it to your dad or is he planned to Like
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 11 (46:41):
Know it, but honestly, we are trying to build the case.
Speaker 10 (46:46):
We're on like little mission.
Speaker 11 (46:47):
That's why I saw you know.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Mark, I think that's fair actually for sure? Fake named
Lucy one second and the running uh fake Nam Bailey,
good morning, good morning. Yeah, confession of Ball's boyfriend. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I know that there's an engagement ring the girl. How
do we know.
Speaker 20 (47:09):
He north takes his phone when he goes to the
bathroom and stuff because he's a man. But the one
time he slipped, there was a number that came across
his phone and I used my phone to Google and
it was from a well known jewelry story.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
Okay, do we have any like big anniversaries coming up
or big dates that make sense for it to be?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Then I move in with him this Friday.
Speaker 20 (47:36):
He's not going to do it until I move in.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
Sure, So did we see the ring with a text
or no?
Speaker 20 (47:42):
No? Okay, So I'm gonna be surprised about that, But
I can't let him know that I know.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Yeah, I never left knows.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
But that's also like my biggest fear too, is like
whenever I get a relationship and propose, I'll act tell
a shady for sure. I can't my secrets. Yeah, You'll
think I'm cheating, that's for sure. Thank name Bailey. One
second You're in the running by Vothe your favorite nine
ninety three three eight A text, let me go fake
name Lily, good morning.
Speaker 11 (48:07):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (48:08):
So basically I'm the one that found out that my
stepfather is cheating, but nobody knowes.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
Okay, how'd you find out he was cheating.
Speaker 9 (48:17):
So I was helping him with his laundry while he
was at work, and that is where I found about
half of a.
Speaker 15 (48:22):
Trojan condom wrapper.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh and his clothing.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
Okay, are we sure that's what it was and not
like a lollipop wrapper?
Speaker 8 (48:29):
Yeah, well, because I didn't want to.
Speaker 7 (48:32):
Say anything, and I mean I've never.
Speaker 9 (48:35):
Had a lollipop that has trozen on it before.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Well that's fair, but it's.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
A hidden one. Yeah, absolutely, okay, And so did you
ever confront him about it?
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Like, hey, I know, well what.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
I did was I tugged my mother and I kind
of like implied that was maybe a little bit skeptic
of to where about? Yeah, And basically she confronted him
and asked one of her kids coworkers if anything was
going on, and that they found out that he had been.
Speaker 9 (49:03):
Basically skating with his para dressing assistant, that he was
training at his work.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Hell no, hell no, we look back.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Thank Aside from finding the livepop wrapper, are other things
that make you think he was shooting.
Speaker 11 (49:20):
Honestly?
Speaker 9 (49:21):
Yes, Like you know when a man never posts on
Instagram and then suddenly, all of a sudden's posting pictures
the results at the gym.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
And like, yeah, different things so to speak.
Speaker 16 (49:32):
Yeah, yeah, okay, was he posting a typical old dude
or is it selfie?
Speaker 9 (49:38):
Like yeah, literally mirror selfies with boxing loves on different
things like that.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
Fine, I wish I watched Okay one second? Wait are
they still together now?
Speaker 11 (49:53):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (49:53):
And no one knows that I'm the one that found
out to this day.
Speaker 6 (49:56):
Okay, wait, so your mom, mom, just like a can
do it?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Ever? Move on with it?
Speaker 6 (50:05):
Okay, I'm not one second vote for your favoritever text
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Speaker 2 (00:56):
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on stage two. It was a night we won't forget
because who we're still recovering for me. Let's say, he said,
but let's kick off this week's in case you missed
it with what did you find when you searched them online?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Who?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Maybe you have that one website tells you more than
you realize. Well, that's what this is all about.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Fake named Maggie, good morning, Hey, good morning. So you
knew this person?
Speaker 7 (01:21):
How so I knew this person? We actually were together
in high.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
School and we stopped talking for a while.
Speaker 9 (01:31):
We started talking back in when we were in our twenties,
and all of a sudden, I was going through Facebook
and the suggested people, you know, I come across the
picture of him holding a little girl.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
And he never told anybody in his family that he
had a a daughter.
Speaker 10 (01:47):
He only had sons.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Yeah, oh okay, yeah, okay, great, Yeah, that's okay. Fake
Dame Maggie, one second running. That's an example I wouldn't
be able to How you do that? Yeah, Fake named Kelly,
good morning?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
You?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Uh, this is your ex husband? You this case search
last night?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh you find?
Speaker 10 (02:14):
Yeah, seven different judgments against.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Him currently his deadly sins of course? Yeah? What were
they legally for?
Speaker 10 (02:24):
They are for house slips that were unpaid and hard
money lenders that, uh they want their money.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Sure, how much money we talking? Fake named Kelly.
Speaker 10 (02:37):
Over one million dollars?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Nothing? Nothing much?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Now did you just happen last night? Did I wonder
what dingle Fritz is doing in search? The energy I
get tipped off these in search?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Or what happened?
Speaker 11 (02:50):
You know?
Speaker 10 (02:50):
It's unfortunate. Actually we have to go for content of
failure to pay account sport. Yeah, so that you kind
of have to prove that a person you know, has
a track record. And there it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Is so like it does is documenting.
Speaker 10 (03:08):
That, sure, and yeah, there's there's lots of documents for
the upcoming hearing for that.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Look at that.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Yeah, no doubt. Okay, hold on one second, you're in
the runian again. I wouldn't be able to summach that. No, no,
let me go in Warrenton, Catherine, good morning.
Speaker 12 (03:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Who was this person?
Speaker 13 (03:32):
My ex fiance?
Speaker 14 (03:33):
We were together for thrina.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Years, okay, and you figured out what.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
He well in.
Speaker 15 (03:40):
Multitude of things.
Speaker 14 (03:41):
But he was investigated by the SBI for embettlement of
about ten thousand dollars. Sure, he had actually been married
three times.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Prior three times.
Speaker 14 (03:55):
He had been to jail, like I did it all
about and then in a sportment other things that or
not radio appropriate.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Okay, let's let's pause requestions. You guys together for how long?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Three and a half years?
Speaker 14 (04:07):
Okay, three and a half years, and I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
So you must have met his family in that time, right.
Speaker 14 (04:13):
No, it was from the other coaches.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, I got it.
Speaker 14 (04:16):
Okay, he didn't talk to his family, which now makes sense.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Sure, and so do you know, like what the space
was between three marriages, because that's that's a lot of time.
Speaker 14 (04:29):
Oh he was also so he's been engaged a total
of five times that I know about.
Speaker 11 (04:34):
If you.
Speaker 10 (04:37):
The this show, don't.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
Date Brandon in the podcast.
Speaker 14 (04:40):
Anything that happened in that show happened to me.
Speaker 12 (04:43):
And the five of us that I know about.
Speaker 13 (04:46):
So we have a group chat.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
Now, that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Have you guys google that?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Do you like any of the timeline's overlap? I would
imagine some must.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Right, yes, all of them?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Okay, and you guys all in the same general area.
Speaker 14 (05:00):
No, I nearly went on the east coast. The rest
you're all west coast?
Speaker 16 (05:04):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
He spread out?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Okay, all right, Catherine Hall, one second, you are in
the in the running again. That's five times I can
get text back right, ye know what I mean? That's okay,
let me go in Riverdale, may see, good morning.
Speaker 13 (05:18):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
All right? Laid on the girl. What happened?
Speaker 13 (05:22):
So I went to Korea for two weeks. I hooked
up with this guy, and I thought that was the
end of it. I came back to the s the US.
He posted a picture of me and him together. Suddenly
his wife finds me. She messaged me herself told me
that they have two kids together. I made it very
clear that she did not know about me, no matter
how many times he tried to tell me that she
(05:43):
did know about me.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Okay, So you happen to meet this guy in Korea
or you guys went there together?
Speaker 11 (05:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, no, I met him there, got you okay?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
And he posted and then the wife's like, hey, just
see you know he's married?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (06:00):
Yeah, like she posted us together and then she just
like texted me. She was just like she's very married
and has two.
Speaker 11 (06:07):
Kids with me.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Okay, did you ever talk to him bout it?
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Or no?
Speaker 11 (06:12):
Definitely.
Speaker 13 (06:12):
We had a really long conversation a lot of arguments
about it, because I was just like, why are you
still texting you have a family like lidah mind you.
I'm in the US, he's in Korea.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
This was going nowhere. Yeah, okay, why are you texting
him back?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Well he gets an answer to this pose and sure, okay,
maasice be on jege one. Secondly, in the right, you
can vote for your favorite text. By the way, nine
ninety three three eight. Let me go hold on fake
name Sarah, good morning, good morning. Okay, so this is
a coworker. You found out what.
Speaker 17 (06:45):
I was on Facebook and there was a link on
their account.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
And I'm not friends with them on Facebook.
Speaker 11 (06:52):
I was just just showed up.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
With a random friends and I've seen a link to
an only fan site.
Speaker 11 (06:58):
His wife only say so.
Speaker 10 (07:01):
Yeah, I kind of look at him a little differently.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Now him and his wife do you like uh amateur
filmography stuff?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Can you say, like what industry you're in this so
we can get a better uh picture, a picture if
you will.
Speaker 11 (07:19):
Education.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Okay, look at that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I knew you're gonna say that.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
And they just have the link on his Facebook like
for anybody to see. Grandma can see it, aunt and uncles.
Speaker 15 (07:30):
Apparently.
Speaker 18 (07:31):
Okay, okay, all right, damn Sarah, it's like that, Yeah,
you're just like I really you know, yeah, there is
what I do please any money.
Speaker 19 (07:41):
You know, but.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Do it? I just feel like sometimes like.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Okay, mom and dad clicking because they want to be
your fans and not realizing each.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Their own but like, yeah, cheeters, we're coming for you.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's War of the Roses on Intern John and Your
Morning Shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Swore the Rosies on Intern John and Your Morning Show, Charlotte.
Let me recap this. You and Will are engaged, been
engaged for about six months, dating for three years. He's
always been kind of flirty. However, Will has like a
group of guys and guy friends. One of the girls
in that friend group hit you up when the girlfriends saying, hey,
you need to check out this group chat.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
They talk about cheating. You go in the group chat, sure.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Shooting a lot of talking about cheating, even to the
point where they have a shared note where they add
girls they cheat with and give them a rating, and
your fiance Will is on said list.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's all correct, right, Unfortunately, yes, my reading this right too.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
That the name of the group is the Dragon Slayers
or the z that's the name of it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
What what?
Speaker 15 (08:53):
Yes, I wish I wish this was not real, but yet.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Okay, first of all, yes, My other question is taking
all this aside, when you told friends of family you
guys were getting engaged, was the reaction positive?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Do they not know this side of him?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
What did they think?
Speaker 12 (09:13):
Well, I'm so I talked to Will's family too at
one point, especially his sister, and I was like, you know,
I love him, I want to be with him, but
sometimes it seems like he's like flirty with other girls
and like his whole family gas with me And was like,
that's just his personality, like he loves you like I
as reservations and everyone convinced me otherwise.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Okay, so I guess that.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Yeah, And at this point you said, you're like ninety
eight point nine percent positive he's sheeting. If we confirm
that in your mind, relationship over? Is there a room
for reconciliations so bad?
Speaker 12 (09:53):
I'm like getting emotional.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
It took so bad, but it would be over.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay, Well that's a good thing. That's good. That's a
good thing.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
So let's say instead of calling for flowers shout, we'll
call from our country morning show Alter. You go with
the Morning Bowl ride. We'll play our secret Isolation Chamber game.
Will tell me there's somebody in the chamber who claims
to have seen him naked last If he guesses who
that person is, we'll know for sure what's going on. Okay, okay,
one second, this sounds like something that like.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Sounds like I feel like this sounds like a joke,
like dragon Slay.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Like eighth grade boys? Would you girls? They touched their shoulders.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Of the dance?
Speaker 18 (10:27):
Do you want to drink the dragon Slayers this close?
Dragons are too cool to be even using that kind names.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hi calling for Will please? Hey?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Will it's temb believe the Morning ball right? I put
you in holder quick. The show wants to talk to
you in the air perfect the Morning. I'm not from inside,
try to change your lifetime. But weed on my knees
giving you what you need. You are if you please
to my left.
Speaker 18 (11:01):
Is and I'm getting you in, get me and where
Shelby Land, Oh you know everywhere you want to go?
Speaker 16 (11:06):
Tom?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Will we doubley girl?
Speaker 16 (11:07):
Come on one all right, we'll talk about that later.
And her left is Clara Bell spascial gas on the phone.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Will is that you silly? Willie Billy, listen, brother, this
is very special. Will thank you for joining the Morning
Bull Ride. I got somebody in.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Our secrettlation chamber.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Now will the raising This person's in our secretlation chamber
is because they called us and said that. When we
ask you who's the last person you son naked and
the last person saw you naked, you will say their name? Now,
will I got some good news if you can guess
it's in.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Our secret relation chamber.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Correctly, you and that person when a free cruise, all
expense pay trip to Jamaica quisy sounds beautiful as time
in here? Now, will do you understand the rules as
I have let it leave my list?
Speaker 15 (12:01):
Oh wait, somebody called you yes and told you about
our relationships.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Listen, So we give away these cruises all the time
that Jamaica's beiful time this year and actually all the
time of year. Answer the rule as we put them
in a secret relation chamber, and if the person they
think will get the answer right. So if you say
who that person is, you say the last person you
saw naked and the last person saw that that saw
you naked. If you say it correctly, you win the cruise.
(12:31):
It's very exciting.
Speaker 15 (12:32):
Yeah, okay, I mean that's a little invasives. Do I
have to take them?
Speaker 11 (12:38):
If I win?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
You know, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
We never had that question.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yes, let me ask. No, you don't have to them.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
It's a so the cruise for you, you can it's
a cruise cruise sold.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Absolutely, So you just say their name and then you
win the cruise. If you want to take them, great.
If you don't, we will pretend it's never happened.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I mccathy. Who is the last one to sell you?
Speaker 20 (13:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
He will?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
One two, I have to go with Layla La you.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No, it's not Laylah, it's your freaking fiance.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
There we go?
Speaker 15 (13:22):
What the actual hell?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Will will identify?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
My name is intern? John?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I got so, Rosia, that is your fiance? Charlotte?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Who is Layla?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Why you agreed to just the rest of your life with.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
And to I remember me, I would I would say
Charlet was your it was his idea. I agreed to ye. So, well,
who's Charlotte? Why are you in your fiance?
Speaker 15 (13:59):
What are you on right now?
Speaker 11 (14:01):
What? Well?
Speaker 16 (14:02):
Listen, well, Charlotte, who's Well I'm going to say this
before we go further, we know about the dragon Slayers.
Speaker 18 (14:10):
Unfortunately not name to service the dragons. I'm really mad about.
Speaker 15 (14:15):
This, Like, do you you seriously have a like a
radio stasion.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Calling me no, no, no, no cheating?
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Did you hear what he said?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
We know about the dragon Slayers, you idiot. We know
about you sleeping with all these women, including up until
I don't know what you two minutes ago, your psychotics
like you.
Speaker 15 (14:39):
Will?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Will you have a list of girls you're actively cheating
on your fiance with?
Speaker 15 (14:46):
Why let me ask you that. Why would you go
through my phone?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
That's not the issue? Why that's not the issue?
Speaker 15 (14:53):
Why the issue?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
What you Why do you have a list? Are you one?
Speaker 8 (14:58):
I didn't even need I didn't.
Speaker 15 (15:01):
Even need to look through your phone.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
We have to get you on the radio where you
publicly admitted that you're splitting with someone else.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That's fair.
Speaker 15 (15:08):
Yeah, I'm publicly admitting that you're psychotic.
Speaker 18 (15:10):
Now, val you're cheating, and you have like a whole
roster of the women that you're cheating on her with,
which is weird. You're too old to be doing nobody
should be doing it in the first place.
Speaker 21 (15:22):
You're going through your race.
Speaker 18 (15:25):
Charlotte my man, I'll help kick you out quite the man.
Speaker 12 (15:29):
You know, you know what I'm gonna do to you know,
friends like you're thirteen, Charlotte.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Shut up and listen to what I'm about to say.
I am going to tell every single girlfriend that is
in that group cat boyfriends, their boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Are good girls. Girl.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
You hear yourself, how psycho you are?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Well, well.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I need you know, well she has screenshots of everything,
the whole all thing.
Speaker 15 (16:01):
Well she's psychoed, So that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
To anybody in the first place. For sure.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Well, I'm sure the other girl friends, well, the other
girlfriends of your homies, of the Dragon Slayers, they'll all
take for sure your side that they'll preaking because Charlot
is crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, yeah, everybody's gonna hate you.
Speaker 17 (16:24):
Or of the roses is cretacked and possibly edited to
broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
How this happens.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Crazy man undergoes surgery after his eighth centimeter by six
minute centimeter a ceramic cup gets stuck in his bottom
by a quote an accident. It happens You're sitting down
on a table the right angle and the cut just.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Goes right up there. Yeah, you can see it there.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
No, So a man claimed he accidentally managed to lodge
a ceramic cup up his bumb and obviously you need
help getting it unstuck.
Speaker 18 (16:58):
I feel like our friends of that are versus always
say that this is like a very very very common thing.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
So here's the best part of It's almost like that
scene from the Jackass movie. He went to the hospital
and complaining of paint and they did an x ray
and then they're like, hey, this thing with the handle
on it not supposed to be. Like, I mean, I
didn't play it out there.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I don't even know.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah that came from so uh. Doctors had to do
a major two hour operation. Not great to have it
taken out of basic intestines. Oh gosh, So they say,
according to the reports, the man was too embarrassed to
mention the cup to doctors at the time. Brother, they're
going to find.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Out, yeah, can you imagine.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah, the man was hoping to be able to push
the cup out naturally.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh my sir, what is wrong?
Speaker 20 (17:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Well yeah, then they when they
asked him about it, he's the how to get there
he says, quote, I don't know I did it by accident.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yes, John, who are you to dodge like it accident?
Speaker 22 (17:59):
You've never had one.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
No.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
If you go to my instagram from this week, I
said I put nothing up there, But Eric has a
whole litany of things.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It's a hobby stick, a beach ball, the thing.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I would also bet you that this guy probably had
up there for a week and then was finally.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Like okay, yeah. Probably it's like, oh, my body's not
going to reject it.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
If that was me, I would just let me die.
I'd rather die than have anyone know because next time
he goes to like TGI Friday, it's like, hey, keep
the cops away.
Speaker 16 (18:25):
From Gary Hey cups plastic only, Yeah, because he'll sit
on it and then get lost.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
This is intern John in your Morning show is in
case you.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Missed it, saus has sent this to me. This woman
compiled the worst hinge prompts, like the biggest red flag prompts.
I want to go through these and you're bound hinge hinges. Basically,
Tinder was first, you know, swipe right, swipe left, and
then they realize people are burned out from just swiping,
so hingees like, we'll make ours more like mindful perhaps,
Like there's different prompts of like me a memory, and
(19:00):
you give a memory the idea of being somebody like oh,
I also went.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
To Ocean City for Christmas, and.
Speaker 18 (19:05):
Like, yeah, give us somebody fo dating apps had prompts
like a bunch of questions.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yeah, so this is basically giving you, like something to
strike a conversation with. Yes, but the problem is is
dying to go on people gotten lazy and like these
are the worst possible prompts to have. I was going
through these, I'm like, yeah, because most of them sound
like you don't want to be doing this anyway. I
wish nobody does. But two, there's not much I could
ask you as a follow up to this valid this one.
I think a lot of dudes have for under unusual
(19:31):
skills getting my hoodie back after you borrowed it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I've seen that so many times. Why so many times?
Because we lose their hoodies, you know what I mean.
Speaker 18 (19:40):
I'm like, hey, I always return them, do you though
I actually do? Okay, I have only one T shirt
from any single relationship I've ever been in and it's
just because I actually like the T.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
Shirt, sir, the person who wrote the article, it's they're
a bit bitter. They're saying that broadcasts that you're stingy
with clothing. I don't think any dude is really I.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Wouldn't take it that. I was like, okay, so, like
you really want to make sure you get your stuff back.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Actually, I think it's a guy trying to be funny,
hoping you'll be like, no, you won't because I'll keep it.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, it's like that hopeful that's fine. I've just seen
a lot.
Speaker 22 (20:10):
I'm just like, okay, see my brain goes to, oh,
so you don't want a girlfriend.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
So the prompt first round is on me if the
restaurant you yes, she's saying for women, that's more so
like aimed at you to like I saw.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
This when I was using your profile.
Speaker 18 (20:26):
I saw a lot of women saying like if you
make the reservation or something like stuff like that. I
saw like a lot of like it's always going to
be on you actually stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
So I didn't I didn't love it.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I've seen those and yet to that point, it's like, okay,
first rounds on me.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No, right first rounds on me. If no, it's never
going to be on me, like at.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Least the reservation thing. That's like a playful like okay, yeah,
otherwise just no, So what do you want me to say? Okay,
sounds good. Together, we could find out if you're lying
about your height.
Speaker 18 (20:59):
I saw that lot for women as well. I wouldn't
say I saw it that often, but I saw it
more than enough that I was like, okay, yeah, come on, yeah,
do you really know if the guy is six foot
or not?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Come on? And maybe it says I'm so short, but
I'm like, that's so stupid.
Speaker 22 (21:13):
I've seen tiktoks where people like they're decorating for a
party and they put one specific thing at six feet
so they can measure their seven Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
And you're trying to rap. Yeah, they're saying it doesn't
read like cheeky banter and more so I'm shallow. Yeah, yeah,
I can imagine if a dude said something similar to
that like that wouldn't go over. Yes, well, yeah, I'm
the type of text or who replies in three to
five business days.
Speaker 18 (21:39):
I've I've not really seen that one, but it's just also, then,
why are you on an app to find someone if
you already text that long.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
I've seen it a couple of times, and to me,
it's not like an exciting like oh I can't wait
to be not knowing what's going on.
Speaker 18 (21:55):
Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm just gonna keep waiting around,
like maybe I don't even know if we'll have a
connection if you take that long to answer.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Well, and the author's point is nothing says I'm unavailable.
Quite like treating communication like it's old school, like letting
somebody know, hey, the communication level is not gonna.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Be good absolutely, like that's great.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Yeah, I also think it too. It's like, okay, how
important are you?
Speaker 16 (22:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I don't like that. Okay, like maybe get off the
app together.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
We could lie about how we met.
Speaker 18 (22:20):
That I see that so often, Okay at this point,
like twenty five percent of people that are married have
met on dating app.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Well, I've like trying to use it as like I'll
send the story like okay, here's how we met. Were
trying to around the bank, and then I'll just get
the OL Like then don't have that as like the
prompt then one.
Speaker 18 (22:38):
Of my prompts, because you could you can also do
the one where you can pick three different things to
answer is let's think of a really funny story about
how we met, and that we've actually made funny ones,
but not that.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
They say this comes across as I care too much
what other people think. Absolutely, I think that's there. And
then she says everyone on the app is looking for love.
That's not embarrassing, y, what is is pretending you met
at a grocery store only for your sister to expose
at the wedding speech.
Speaker 18 (23:04):
Yeah, like the point I just everybody meets on dating
apse out.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's not that big.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Yeah, together, we could match and never message.
Speaker 18 (23:13):
Okay, I guess I've seen that before, but it's I
think it was also when I had your profile, but.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Then against me, It's like, then why would I even bother?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Why are you on the app?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah, you're too cool to be here. It's like, but
we're all here though, or the only.
Speaker 18 (23:27):
One I've seen is together we could message a lot
and then never meet again, which is like the same thing.
It's like okay, yeah, which like, don't get me wrong,
that's happened to the best of us. As you start
messaging somebody then just like fades out and Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
They say, I view that as them being jaded. For sure,
it happened to them too much, so they're putting it
up as a prompt like don't do this to me.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Well, and they're saying it's best not to highlight the
exact behavior that makes dating apps miserable.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
We all got PTSD, my guy.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, we've all been going through it.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
The best way to ask me out is aimy a
time and.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Place, or by asking or making avation.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Well, and they're saying, for some dudes interpreted this base
in her research as she's juggling in three other first
dates this week.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh, I wouldn't think that.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
So they say, the whole point of the prompts is
show enough personality to make someone want to pick a
time places with you. Otherwise you're seeingly he's just another resume,
like on a Thursday at a PM.
Speaker 18 (24:18):
Yeah, no, I wouldn't interpret it like that. I just
think that I've seen that a lot because women want
somebody to make the reservations, just the whole talking non stop.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
The last one is you should not go out with
me if you can't handle sarcasm.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh yeah, it's not a lot too.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Also people like who listed up? They're not good at it?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, they don't have it's usually they're just a mean person.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Yeah, she's sarcasm. You have to wonder for a second,
like are they sarcastic or a douche?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
And like that will keep me around Me and Aubrey Plaza,
I beg. I can't tell she hates me or she's sarcastic,
but I'll wait around for a while.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Exactly. Yeah, I mean, let school.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Here's another moment of broadcast to brilliance on intern Johnny,
your morning show is in case you missed.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
It, Mike, good morning, Good morning with the girlfriend. How
long Mike?
Speaker 21 (25:03):
About three years now?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And you love this woman?
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Right, She's amazing, She's fantastic, absolutely okay. And on several
occasions she's asked you, what.
Speaker 21 (25:13):
So, I'm a big sports fan, and so after some
you know, great weekends of watching sports and football, she'll
ask me, if there was a fire and it was
between saving me and football, who would you say, Like, the.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Entire sport of football. Nobody can play football ever again
because of this.
Speaker 21 (25:31):
Fire, the entire sport Exactly, She's like, is it me
or the entire sport of football?
Speaker 11 (25:37):
And she and she wants an answer.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Okay, and what's the answer, Mike between us girls?
Speaker 21 (25:43):
So because you know the question is is you know
I know what she's getting out? I usually say things like,
you know, babe, don't ask questions.
Speaker 11 (25:50):
You don't want to answer.
Speaker 18 (25:52):
It's like I say, football as a whole America will
be happy.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
That's true. In the economy and things, you.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Can get your elf out. You're an adult, I maintain
and my come one second, you're on the running. But
the fire thing, yeah, that's like the just run.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Why why aren't you just yourself? What if she was
knocked out like she was knocked unconscious? Okay, but who's
fault is that?
Speaker 16 (26:12):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because the beam feller? What football goes away? That's problem.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
It depends on where the teams are in the standings.
If it's a lost season, yeah, we'll recalibrate.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, I'm happy if he doesn't save.
Speaker 18 (26:25):
Her, like I feel like after the Commanders and Ravens
games last few days, we're probably like, Okay, I guess
we could save.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, I guess save her.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yeah, fake named Kelly, good morning, good morning, I girl,
the this is your husband?
Speaker 10 (26:41):
Yes, Okay.
Speaker 23 (26:42):
When we first start together. I had asked him if
he wanted to hook up with random girls to match.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
My body count?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Okay, what is this a sincere offer? Fake dam Kelly?
Because it seems like a test.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Here offer?
Speaker 23 (27:01):
I only had like two more, but he was a urgent,
so I figured, why not give the offer to sure,
just at least be with someone else to see if
you like the playing field?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
You never know?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay? And he how did he answer?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Because I imagine if he waits too long to answer,
that's also a trap.
Speaker 23 (27:19):
No, we said no, and we've send together for about
fourteen years. Now, oh wow, thirteen, there'll be fourteen that's
coming here?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Can I be his hall passed Ethan Kelly? If you
want to Okay, cool till the text pie, I want
to take it, Nathan Kelly, I would assume that's a trap.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, I mean yeah.
Speaker 18 (27:39):
I would think anularly, like, oh this is yea, he's
messing with me.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
I had a girlfriend asked, I guess she ever died?
Which one of my friends I would go?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
After I've asked I?
Speaker 18 (27:47):
Yeah, I'm like, Hey, if we broke up and you
didn't move away, who do you think in my friend
group you'd end up dating, and he's like, I would
move as well. Up, sorry move, it's my answer, yeah,
like I wouldn't date any of your friends.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Don't ever answer that question.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
I gave the answer right away, and so it's all good.
It happens. Let me go, fake name Amy, good morning, Hi,
good morning. You're with this man for how long?
Speaker 11 (28:13):
I was listened for a year?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
And you decided to ask him what?
Speaker 11 (28:19):
I asked him?
Speaker 24 (28:20):
How many women did he sleep in the bed that
we were currently sleeping?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Why would you want to know that?
Speaker 11 (28:30):
I think I watched the video. It just came up.
And then I asked him I was actually currently five
months pregnant with our with our daughter.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 24 (28:39):
And when I asked him the question, I actually found
out that he was currently cheating on me sleeping with
other women. And I'm only fan, so not really was
a blessing and decide.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Well, he said he answered the question right there, you
and some other people.
Speaker 11 (28:56):
No, he got very defensive, which I thought was like yeah,
and so when I did a.
Speaker 10 (29:07):
Little bit more investigation, that's when.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
It finally all like ungraveled.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Yeah, okay, okay, can I ask you, fake Amy, did
you want the answer to that question?
Speaker 23 (29:15):
Though yeah, uh, I didn't think.
Speaker 24 (29:21):
All of that was going to come out, So no, okay, yeah,
and again I'm glad it was a blessing in disgussion
in your situation.
Speaker 18 (29:29):
Okay, fake, I would never like like, that's just you
hurting yourself at that point, you're hurting your own feelings.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
I would probably just jump out the window. If I
was the dude, I'm just gonna see myself out real quick,
I'd be like.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Girl, please, like call your dad, come get you, Like
what why why are you asking that?
Speaker 6 (29:44):
It's not gonna be fun time there is?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Let me go.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Fake name Carly, good morning, Good morning. This is your husband.
You asked him what.
Speaker 10 (29:55):
I asked them, how it goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 11 (29:57):
Like if it falls in the water something while he
sits there.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Yeah, you're just you're just kind of wondering and figure
he was asked and did he give an answer?
Speaker 11 (30:11):
He just looked at me like I like he didn't
know who he was with.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
And I was genuinely curious after I'm a mom of
boys and saying to the bouth room and I'm like,
how does this happen all the time?
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Like how do you go?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah? And you love device.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
It's just the yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, sometimes called I'm like, what do you guys look
at at the urinal?
Speaker 20 (30:39):
You that that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
People?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I was like, but what are you guys looking at?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Like straight ahead? You're not bird watching my guy?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You don't like look where you're aiming.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Yeah, because it's a urinal. It's if you're if you
can't like tell roughly where you are, that's a you problem.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Oh no, because I be like, oh those you're wearing
those boxes to get eric.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
We're not pulling our pants down though, nobody Yeah, looking.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
At the crotch area of another person. Yeah, like the
back I don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
But again, like nobody's pulling down their pants to pay
unless you're three years old.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
No, I don't have that voluy part.
Speaker 16 (31:22):
I would love for Sauce to be a dude for
a day experience.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'll be everywhere Dale know, you know, like like forgeting
Sir Marshall or he does that. That's what I would do.
What you know, surprised?
Speaker 16 (31:42):
Yes, that's all right, Okay.
Speaker 18 (31:46):
It's like a podcast for people that don't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Intern Job in your morning show, Yeah, Jase, you missed it.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Second date update on intern John your morning show. This
is the time of year we tend to get a
bunch more emails then throughout the year. Obviously it's copying season.
You got the holidays coming. You want to know where
you stand with somebody. Yeah, you meet somebody, could be online,
could be in person. You think there's a vibe. Then
they stopped talking to you. We try to see what
went wrong. Well, good morning, hey, good morning. So let's
(32:17):
get into this. Walk me back about a month and
a half ago. You and Abby met where or how
I guess.
Speaker 17 (32:25):
We met at a bar. But then we uh, you know,
we met and said hello, we kind of liked each other,
and we got talking about uh stuff we're into, and
so we went to a pilates class to get nice.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Okay, wait, see you meet at the bar and who
approaches who first?
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (32:48):
Well I did because I was I was I was
going up to get uh drinks from my friends, and
she was at the bar with some with a.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Girl, a girlfriend and very nice.
Speaker 17 (32:59):
So I wedge in, you know, sure, and so I said,
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
You know.
Speaker 7 (33:05):
So that that's how we met.
Speaker 17 (33:06):
It was, it was it.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Was fun, It was kind of a little sure, whose
idea was it to do a pilates class, because that
is dangerous territory if you're an amateur.
Speaker 17 (33:16):
Yeah, so fun, Well she you know, she was they
were talking about Plate's class and so, uh, you know,
it was her and she said, have you ever done it?
And I said, actually, you know, I've been wanting to,
And she said, well come on you want to, you know,
take care.
Speaker 16 (33:32):
That's a wild first dame. Yeah, I mean, I guess
putting you through the ringer. Okay, so we had that.
We also took a cooking class. It looks like as.
Speaker 25 (33:40):
Well, yeah, yeah, okay, I wish one was harder. Actually
the yeah, I think that's probably fair. Okay, And so okay,
so we we have like the kind of the group date.
I guess for the plates class that need did more
of the intimate date in your words the email. Everything
(34:01):
seemed like you guys knew each other for years, Like
it seemed like got the inside jokes, conversation float easily.
It almost felt like, you know, not to be corny,
but like the stars kind of aligned and that's how
you guys met and clicked.
Speaker 17 (34:14):
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how it goes and.
Speaker 15 (34:17):
How it's been going.
Speaker 17 (34:18):
Yeah, and so yeah, well, you know, we didn't see
each other over Thanksgiving his family stuff, and yeah, but
you know, this last weekend, we were just supposed to
get together and watch Stranger Things because we both liked that,
and uh, somehow we just I don't know, we you know,
it was it was text back and forth, and you know,
(34:41):
it just sort of didn't work out, and.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
It was, uh, well, let's let's pause, because that you
make you something like that was like consensual, we can't
do it. But your email raised that she kind of
blew you off. Is that more accurate?
Speaker 10 (34:56):
Well, it seemed that way because she wouldn't hit.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Me back, right, Yeah, okay, So that that and that's
where we get uh that's where I think we can
kind of come in help because to me, I think
it's more so amazing you got past the first line
of defense at the bar, like the fact that her
friend let you talk to her alone, because a lot
of times the girlfriends like lee blockers and you woon't
get anywhere near the quarterbacks, so to speak. So we
meet at the bar, we do the cooking class, we
(35:22):
do the uh plates class. You're supposed to watch Stranger
Things this past weekend she completely stopped talking to you,
and that's kuy why you want to do this?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Is that fair?
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Okay, so let's just let me call and get her
on hold and try to get her saba the story
because it seems like you did everything correct.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, I would say so.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Well meet cute action at the bar.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I mean class, you offer yourself plus tear something Hello,
kayas Abby?
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Yes, it's uh Internsjohn, I got sauce and roads here
as well. We talked in the air quick about something
nothing bad, just need like two minutes of your time.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Oh gosh, such a way.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
I promise we got some other line here. Well, if
you want to say hello, hey, every will nailed it.
And so the reason her Abbey is we're doing a
second date update. Will let us know you guys met
at the bar by a month ago. I hit off
to Pilate's class, did a cooking class. But you guys
are supposed to watch Stranger Things this past weekend, which,
by the way, fantastic four episodes that you basically stopped
(36:22):
responding blew them off. So we're just trying to see
if it was something that came up or if there's bigger,
bigger things the Stranger Things I play.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
If you will, Yeah, well, I guess I'll just be
you know, pretty blunt here, you know, like you know,
blackout Wednesday, which is familiar.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
The Wednesday for things, the biggest bart night of the arpisode.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I was busy. I mean, I haven't done that
in you know a while.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
But and like whatever, I'm not judging, but I did
get several, uh, pretty.
Speaker 26 (36:54):
Unhinged voicemails from Will, like drunk voicemail like I don't know,
maybe like ten wow, and me like progressively more drunk,
and like, I mean that would have been funny to
me maybe back.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
When I was like in my twenties. Anybody say, though, Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
It wasn't anything bad, but it was just like I've
told all my friends about you, and I told them
how beautiful you are, and I just and that's.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Nice, but I just, I mean, we haven't been dating
for that long.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It just it just came up really immature, and I
just sort of got it.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
Not this for to build a time, did these calls
like wake you up? Are you already sleeping? And then
you woke up in the morning too.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
I had it, thankfully, I mean, thank god, I had
my phone on you know, sleep mode. But I woke
up at like seven in the morning and saw like
eleven voice messages, and honestly my first song was like.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Oh, like something happened. Is he okay?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
And then to just hear you know, the night go
on progress as it did for him, like, I don't
know if you've sent us the hangover?
Speaker 6 (38:03):
Well, were you a say, a little billy on that
Wednesday or do you remember any of that?
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (38:10):
Well, you know, I do remember it, of course, because
I was.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
I mean it was.
Speaker 17 (38:18):
Like she said, it's it's the day before I'm gonna
go and.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
See all my family, really nervous.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
And then we get the drunk part, a drunk part.
But so do you you remember you remember leaving the
voice mouse?
Speaker 11 (38:31):
Of course I do.
Speaker 16 (38:32):
Okay, yeah, yeah, for sure?
Speaker 6 (38:36):
The back what's this? Are you a team Well or
Team Abbey?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
You can go here, you can.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Go get caught up with the intern Johnny your morning shows.
You missed it.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Vice put this out. If you are meeting your partner's
family over the holiday season, how to win them over
high stakes?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
It is it's a big it's a big thing.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Yeah, because he's probably been dating for a while they've
heard about you, and now it's like Christmas is like
you're on trial.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yeah, yeah, I mean definitely.
Speaker 18 (39:00):
The family already has an idea of who you are
in their heads are like, you really don't already, And.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
There's nothing worse than if your partner's been delaying it,
Like I always want to meet the parents sooner rather
than later. It gets to me awkward if we're like
four months in and like it's gonna seem like I
didn't want to meet them.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And that's not the case, I guess.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
So they talk to body experts, language experts, and just
therapists in general first, and they say is to match
their energy.
Speaker 18 (39:22):
Yes, absolutely, especially if you're not very talkative and they are,
and then they start to not like you.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
They say a bit of natural mirroring creates comfort for
people as you seem closer and friendlier. Absolutely, I don't
disagree with that one. They say, just make sure you
stay true to yourself. You take it too far, you
come across as in ethnic and suspicious. That is fair
if you're like too much, yeah, like the alien who's
trying to fit in with like the hello fellow youth, that.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Type of vibe who are you.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
I think it makes sense to too. If they are
more of a chill reserve and you're like try and
get the crowdgoing on cruise, probably gonna be a bit
different vibe.
Speaker 18 (39:52):
It's like Sarah Jessica Parker's character in the Family Stone,
like the family like chill, go with the flow, them
runs this household and she was like so up high.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
They're like, yeah, that makes sense. You don't like you
listen carefully? Yes, that makes sense. Say active listening is
one of the most important parts communicating. Yes, a small
head tilt in eye contact with a speaker shows you're
interested more than NonStop nodding.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
And it also helps you learn more and then you
can ask more questions and.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
Probably to they're probably excited to meet you anyway. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, so if you're acting like you're paying attention, yeah,
they're gonna like you even more.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
But if they don't, but they don't like you because
like you know, we all know that person that just
dates people. That's like, why are you still acting like
a child in dating? Like making these bad decisions. So
it's like, oh, Gregg's bringing home and all the girl again?
Speaker 6 (40:34):
Yeah, Greg with two geez pause before replying okay, they say,
in social situations, we tend to jump. In the film
Moments of Silence one Shelby Sauce, yep, especially when we're anxious,
but taking time to think corresponding makes a better impression.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
They say.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Waiting for a half second after a person finished talking
for you speak makes us seem more believable and calm.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
According, Yes, I think that's fair, because then it's not
not practiced.
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Do you think like Awkwards Islands if y'all know somebody
is the absolute worst?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Else you're gonna Why do you guys think it's Christmas
is spelt this way like that?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Yeah? Favorite kind of holidays? Course?
Speaker 6 (41:11):
What do you think Santa's favorite holiday is? If it's
not Christmas? Too fair? Uh, don't perform? Okay, okay, when
we're okay again, you do this, Shelby sau we're anxious
about being awkward, we may over smile or make NonStop jokes.
Speaker 18 (41:25):
That's funny coming from you because you do the same
exact thing. Do you like the public John smile where
your mouth is like half open, you're like.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Not your head like, yeah you do that?
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Man is really happy to be there.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
No, you do that.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Yeah, I'm just really I'm just really happy.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
That's when I'm like, oh he hates it.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Here, when's the last time that happened?
Speaker 11 (41:43):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (41:43):
No, like Thanksgiving last year, when I took you to
five parent my family's like friend party, I was like,
he's doing the fake smile all day.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
He's probably so tired.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
I was fine, but you can't bring it up, and
that made me feel more like awkward.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, that's why I didn't go. That's why I didn't
do that this year.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
I'm kidding at that trying to out can come off
as instance here. Oh absolutely, I think that's fair. Maintain
good posture. Okay, sure, they say the way carry stuff
around can thank you're confidence and anxiety levels.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
That's probably, I mean, not fair in general. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
The last one if you want to impress their parents
is use physical contact wisely.
Speaker 18 (42:17):
Oh yeah, especially with the person that you're dating. Oh yeah,
because I I once dated a guy and I brought
him home and I felt like he was just like
very touched. You feel, not like in an inappropriate way.
But my family is just not at all. So my
parents were like, oh, like horrified by it. If I
go to meet a girl's parents. I'll give her a
high five the entirety we're inside that house. Yeah, ex
(42:37):
girlfriend like trying to kiss me from my parents, Like.
Speaker 16 (42:39):
That's not not at all, Like, please get away from me.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, I don't consent.
Speaker 22 (42:45):
I realized that that would probably various red flags for
the parent. If she goes in for a kiss in
your leg high five, like I'd be like, I don't
think he likes you.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
I just feel like it's not like a respect thing
if we're just dating. If the first time meeting, I'd
rather like show respect in your Yeah, I get that.
But uh, they say, should you shake hands, go for
the hug, follow their lead, give them your genuine attention.
They do initiape this will contact.
Speaker 18 (43:08):
I particularly been trying to hug people more so I
might be like, I'm a hugger.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Come here.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
You have been saying that recently, but you're not, though.
Speaker 18 (43:16):
Because I got drags so long about how I'm awkward
with hugging that I made it my life goal to
make it even worse for everyone.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
So I'm going to be a hugger. I think my
mom's probably the biggest fan of your mom is the
biggest fan of my new.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Hugs, just the good stuff.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
This is Injured John and your Morning Shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Fake name Jackie, good morning, Hey, good morning. Your confession
involves work. What's going on?
Speaker 11 (43:41):
I lie, well, Pa says, get my dog?
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Oh okay, Like you're not doing like surgery or anything?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Are you?
Speaker 11 (43:50):
No? No? God?
Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, Okay, I work find it Gosha.
Speaker 10 (43:55):
Basically I hold them.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
I had a master, I do not have them.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Okay. I now let me ask you this.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Do you think this has actually like affected your ability
to the job or do you think like it doesn't
want to make a difference anyway?
Speaker 11 (44:12):
No, he did not need a bostard to do what
I do.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Okay, fair? Can I put you in ahole one second?
Let's go. Fake name Kim, good morning, good morning. So
you're in fashion involves an X. What's going on?
Speaker 11 (44:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (44:28):
So my ex and I dated for about three years
and then we broke up and it wasn't an ugly breakup,
but no breakup is you know, really fun and rainbows.
But he reached out to me and we're actually going
to go out this weekend and see what happens.
Speaker 6 (44:44):
Okay, And do we think when friends and family find
out eventually, do you think they'd be happy or they'd
be upset?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
What's their vibe gonna be?
Speaker 19 (44:54):
I think especially my friends and my mom are like
super protective of me, so I'm I know that they're
gonna initially. That's why I'm keeping in a dirty little
secret for right now because I just don't know what
the response is going to be. But there's no sense
getting everybody all upset if you know, we get together
this weekend and it's like this is not working.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
So yeah, for sure, put on the quiet. Okay a
little while.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Well, keep us posting, Okay, we'll do. Let me go,
fake name, Lucy, good morning, Good morning, h you're seeing
your girl?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
What you got for us?
Speaker 24 (45:27):
So my brother and I are ninety nine percent sure
that our stepmom is cheating on my dad because we
followed her and she had told my dad that she
was going Christmas shopping, but left her phone in her
truck and hopped into her quote unquote best friend's car,
and we followed them and they went to.
Speaker 9 (45:44):
Their house, to his house, and like, why would leave
your phone in the car?
Speaker 11 (45:48):
Like why to my dad?
Speaker 6 (45:50):
And so, why did you guys think she was being
sketched to begin with, like why do we follow.
Speaker 23 (45:54):
Her, because because we've heard rumors and we're like m
and then we've seen them together and how they get
all close and like the they start drinking together, they
go out together, and this is her quote unquote best friend.
Speaker 24 (46:07):
But like, why would you do all this stuff with
your best friend? Like there's no like you've never done
this with anybody else, Like why this person aws and
that person talks about it to his employees?
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Oh god, is there a reason why she never dated
this quote unquote friend.
Speaker 11 (46:26):
She funny story.
Speaker 24 (46:28):
She actually worked for parents as a bartender and then
got with my dad just like years ago, like twenty
years ago, and they've been together ever since.
Speaker 6 (46:36):
Is your plan to get enough like Derek to bring
it to your dad or is he planned to Like
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 11 (46:41):
Know it, but honestly, we are trying to build the case.
Speaker 10 (46:46):
We're on like little mission.
Speaker 11 (46:47):
That's why I saw you know.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Mark, I think that's fair actually for sure? Fake named
Lucy one second and the running uh fake Nam Bailey,
good morning, good morning. Yeah, confession of Ball's boyfriend. What's
going on?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I know that there's an engagement ring the girl. How
do we know.
Speaker 20 (47:09):
He north takes his phone when he goes to the
bathroom and stuff because he's a man. But the one
time he slipped, there was a number that came across
his phone and I used my phone to Google and
it was from a well known jewelry story.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
Okay, do we have any like big anniversaries coming up
or big dates that make sense for it to be?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Then I move in with him this Friday.
Speaker 20 (47:36):
He's not going to do it until I move in.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
Sure, So did we see the ring with a text
or no?
Speaker 20 (47:42):
No? Okay, So I'm gonna be surprised about that, But
I can't let him know that I know.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Yeah, I never left knows.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
But that's also like my biggest fear too, is like
whenever I get a relationship and propose, I'll act tell
a shady for sure. I can't my secrets. Yeah, You'll
think I'm cheating, that's for sure. Thank name Bailey. One
second You're in the running by Vothe your favorite nine
ninety three three eight A text, let me go fake
name Lily, good morning.
Speaker 11 (48:07):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (48:08):
So basically I'm the one that found out that my
stepfather is cheating, but nobody knowes.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
Okay, how'd you find out he was cheating.
Speaker 9 (48:17):
So I was helping him with his laundry while he
was at work, and that is where I found about
half of a.
Speaker 15 (48:22):
Trojan condom wrapper.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh and his clothing.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
Okay, are we sure that's what it was and not
like a lollipop wrapper?
Speaker 8 (48:29):
Yeah, well, because I didn't want to.
Speaker 7 (48:32):
Say anything, and I mean I've never.
Speaker 9 (48:35):
Had a lollipop that has trozen on it before.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Well that's fair, but it's.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
A hidden one. Yeah, absolutely, okay, And so did you
ever confront him about it?
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Like, hey, I know, well what.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
I did was I tugged my mother and I kind
of like implied that was maybe a little bit skeptic
of to where about? Yeah, And basically she confronted him
and asked one of her kids coworkers if anything was
going on, and that they found out that he had been.
Speaker 9 (49:03):
Basically skating with his para dressing assistant, that he was
training at his work.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Hell no, hell no, we look back.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Thank Aside from finding the livepop wrapper, are other things
that make you think he was shooting.
Speaker 11 (49:20):
Honestly?
Speaker 9 (49:21):
Yes, Like you know when a man never posts on
Instagram and then suddenly, all of a sudden's posting pictures
the results at the gym.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
And like, yeah, different things so to speak.
Speaker 16 (49:32):
Yeah, yeah, okay, was he posting a typical old dude
or is it selfie?
Speaker 9 (49:38):
Like yeah, literally mirror selfies with boxing loves on different
things like that.
Speaker 6 (49:47):
Fine, I wish I watched Okay one second? Wait are
they still together now?
Speaker 11 (49:53):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (49:53):
And no one knows that I'm the one that found
out to this day.
Speaker 6 (49:56):
Okay, wait, so your mom, mom, just like a can
do it?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Ever? Move on with it?
Speaker 6 (50:05):
Okay, I'm not one second vote for your favoritever text
nine nine three three eight just the.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Good stuff injun John in your morning shows in case.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
You missed it, and that doesn't for another I see
why am I?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
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is Hoodie.
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Can follow me on all social media's at Andrew Hoodie
with the why seek you pictures of my dog Teddy.
Plus we're keeping up wine miss yep twenty ish days
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Speaker 2 (50:43):
Jingle Ball officially up there.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
From all the interviews from our our sort of perspective
of jingle Ball as well, Savera and I did a
great job a couple of on ourselves, you know, pat
on our backs. But in case I don't see you
till next week one, In case I don't see it
till holidays, hope you have a great and happy holiday break.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
You deserve it. Take that time off.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
If you've got to work to hey, you know what,
put ten percent effort in, You're gotta put the whole
hundred percent effort in. I hope you have a great holiday.
I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
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